TUESDAY 2-10-26

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
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(00:37):
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Speaker 1 (00:40):
Isn't good? Hey man, what's happening? A good morning? You
know you don't have to call me this, but you
can if you want. I know what, I call you
a hero, A hero, because that's what I was yester.
You save a life, maybe a condo. Okay. I was
actually here at the studio getting some stuff done, and

(01:05):
I get a phone call from my father in law
down in Florida. We're down there for the next month,
and he's hanging out with his brother in law and
his brother in law has a little condo and Ocean
City and he's like, uh, frozen pipes next door. And
the property manager says, I have water in my place.

(01:25):
Can you go take care of it? So I get
into my Kia and I high tail it over to
Ocean City. I grab that property manager and I go,
I need to get in there now, sir, do you
have a tool bag with you anything? Well? I mean
there's I'm I mean, I don't need it's not his
pipe the first it's the neighbor's pipe before. Okay, but

(01:46):
and apparently the neighbor's condo is really after. So the
property manager it looks at me and he's like, who
are you? And I was like, I, by marriage, am
the nephew of the guy who.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
This condo.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Meanwhile, there's water pouring everywhere, and the kind the property
managers like okay, he's like whatever, and he opens up
the door for me. Dude, I can't figure it out.
So usually, like I I thought I was going to
be walking into you know, you can see it coming
through the sheet rock, you know, you like there would
be there would be stainage on the on the on

(02:27):
the walls and everything like that. There was only one
spot under their kitchen table that had water and it
was and luckily they just put in that uh fake hardwood.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's the laminate fake hardwood.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, luxury vinyl. So dude though, so that that like
because if it was regular wood it would have worked.
So a couple of towels, I cleaned this bad boy up.
But I can't find the source of where the water
is coming. From it sounds like there's a lot pouring
out either. No, apparently apparently. Yeah, it was easy. It
was easy, easy clean up. But uh yeah, I gotta

(03:02):
go back over there today to make sure that you
know it still isn't now. The guy, the property manager
did shut down the water to the entire facility, I
guess until they fixed this pipe issue. But uh but yeah,
so I'm guessing it came through the like the surveys
and my neighbor had this happen him and a buddy shaa.

(03:22):
It's like a top and bott on the condo whatever
it is in Brigantine. For the top guy the pipe
first and started pouring out. So they go down and
they fix it. So so they have to call I
guess the fire company or somebody else, and they come out.
They actually shut the valve off so it stops the
water they're coming out, and then they get a bill
for one hundred and fifty dollars from whoever shut it

(03:43):
off that they got built for. I'm like, oh, okay,
I thought that was her gig is to come out
there and shut the water valve off. No. I believe
man too, that if you do a lot of like
nonsense calls. It's like a fire department or an EMT.
They can they can charge it. Yeah, where it's like, hey,
like you just keep calling us for nothing. And like

(04:03):
every time we got to roll out the truck, we
got to roll out the ambulance. You know, we gotta
roll out cop that's got to come out. But yeah, no,
this property manager was busy yesterday. Uh and yeah, but
I was like, I said, you don't have to call
me a hero. But I went and I found some
towels and I mopped up the floor and it is

(04:26):
good as new. He's like, sir, do you have a job.
I like to bring you on as vice president maintenance. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, It's like I was like, all right, I'm good
to go.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
But that's what happens man, Like they spend their winters
in Florida and then you have this property and when
it gets cold like this, man, this this stuff happens,
and you know, and it sucks because you had like
the property management team can only do so much, but
then there's like no safety they so now you got
like you know this, if it was real damage, like
this guy would have to fly up from Florida go

(04:56):
take a look at this place, and it's like, you know,
some towels, got it over, got it right up. Well
once again, I mean thank you, thank you for bringing
it up that I did mop it up with the towels. Now,
I didn't put the towels in the dryer. I hung
the towels up to dry nice. Yeah, because I didn't

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know what was working and what wasn't working. Everybody, It
is a Tuesday. We're gonna get into that and we
are going to give something away right now. Yeah, tickets
to go see Kansas. Do you want in Why don't
we do it for our early listeners. It's cold, it's early,
you're getting up for work. We're gonna hook you up
with a pair of tickets to go see Kansas.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
And that is Let me see.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
If I can get the information. Kansas is going to
be February twenty first, so next week at the hard
Rock in Atlantic City. So if you want to see Kansas,
dial up right now. Six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven six zero nine six seven one

(06:00):
hundred and seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven. If you want to see Kansas at
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point Seven's the Excel South Jersey's rock station z x
EL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do it live. I
can go alrite it and we'll do it live. And

(06:22):
things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news. Foe
use on a Tuesday, starting to warm up a little bit.
That's nice. King Charles the Third is ready to support
UK police examining claims that the former Prince Andrew his brother,
gave confidential information to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The

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statement came after police said Monday that they were assessing
reports at the former Prince, now known as Andrew Mount
Batton Windsor, sent trade reports to Epstein in twenty ten.
The department which serves the area of London that includes
his former home, said it's evaluating allegations that Epstein flew
a young woman to Britain to have sex with Prince Andrew.

(07:06):
If you're thinking of traveling to I gotta be careful.
I always say this Niger anytime soon Niger and NIGERI No,
Nigeria is different. This is Niger. Take note that the
country is one place you should avoid traveling. He's coming
from the US State Department. They said, don't travel there
quote for any reason. Don't even go. It's a level

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four do not travel due to terrorism, crime, kidnapping, unrest,
and health risks.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You people out there that hate this country, you should
try other places.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Year.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah. A statue honoring Joe Fraser in Philadelphia could soon
take the place of the Rocky Balboa statue at the
base of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. The twelve foot
statue of Fraser, also known as Smoking Joe, has stood
outside State Side Live in South Philadelphia since twenty fifteen.
I guess the Balboa statue is going to make its

(08:02):
way back to the stadiums. It is funny how we
just take our picture in front of like a fake
he was. He was a fake boxer. He was just
an actor. It was a movie. It was Rocky Joe
Frasier was a real, real Philadelphian, good box Yeah, let's
put that statue up. I'm pretty sure he died broke too.
Like above, he was sleeping in a bedroom above a gym.
Damn uh, that's news. What about sports? Let's see here

(08:27):
sixers lost in the Trailblazers one thirty five one eighteen
six ers, sixers, nickt tomorrow flyers caps. That's gonna be tomorrow,
Lindsey Vaughan. She said, after skiing off a mountain. Uh
at the Olympics. You know, she tore ACL last week,
decided to still try and do her runs in the
Olympics because she's old.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
In this their last Olympics.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Uh. She she flew off a mountain. She broke her tibia.
So that's gonna be a tough injury like that. I
don't know, man, your ACL, you tour there's no knees
a lot in skiing. Yeah, Like if she's like a
tour my ACL. But I'm one of those those clay
shooters and you just got to sit there and shoot
those play things. I'm like, okay, I get it. If
you were doing curling, I could see you know, all right,

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I'm gonna keep going out there with my ACL. I
don't know, but I get I get it. She's forty one.
This is our last Olympics, you know, and so she's like, yeah, man,
I'm not going out with a broken knee now, She's
going out with a broken Tibbio's had a flyer out
of there, and this must suck for Nick Castellano's the
president of the Phillies came out yesterday and said, yeah,

(09:29):
we're gonna try and get rid of them before we
start doing full squad workouts at spring training. Like yeah,
they here's the problem that they did. And the Phillies
have made some some goofy moves lately. They've taken his
value off the market, so they keep saying that they
want to get rid of them. So all that does

(09:51):
is make teams it's he's less valuable now to those
teams just wait for them to drop him. Obviously you
don't have to trade for him anymore. So so they've
been very open about how they want to get rid
of them and that he kind of is, you know,
a problem and so now and it's kind of like
the AJ Brown thing with the Eagles. It's like you
think a team's gonna snap up AJ Brown after, you know,

(10:13):
seeing the things that went on this past season. He's
a headache, man. I don't I don't know if people
so dude, if you're Nick Caslanos, right, you're you're probably
getting an airbnb in Clearwater and you're like, oh, maybe
I shouldn't sign this. Uh there you go, that's news
that sport. Yeah, clouds today warming up, I up to
forty tonight chance are rained, overnight low of thirty five
and tomorrow for your Wednesday sun clouds and a high

(10:34):
up to forty five twenty three outside right now one
hundred point seven z XL sop Jersey's rock station zx
ON morning show. Well, one hundred point seven is the
XL soap, Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Running out
of gas is certainly a woman thing. It happened again
yesterday to a neighbor of mine. Yeah, it's it's tough
as a guy running out of gas.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's that's a it's a bad look. You know better as.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
A guy, Well you should know better as a woman.
Any Yeah, like my call me before. She says, hmm,
it's thirty seven miles till home, but I have forty
miles till empty. I'm like, well, don't even go by that,
because I've been in her car where it was low
and it goes from hey, you have forty two miles
to go until a danger danger, especially with this type
of weather. You're running the heat and everything like that.

(11:19):
So you're adding on it because I've I've done that man,
where I've tried to gamble and been like, I know
it's ten miles to the gas station. I got fifteen
miles in the car, and all of a sudden, it'll
go from fifteen to twelve and you're like, oh, I
go just lost three miles. Yep, it says stop. Yeah,
yes see. I get a call from the neighbor's wife.
She's home. She's like, she's like, hey, do you have

(11:40):
any gas? And I'm like, okay, are we talking about
a car? We talked about a machine, like what do
you need gas for? And it's for her car? So
I get over. She ran out of gas in her
driveway and her driveway, which to me is even worse.
To me, you already drove all the way home knowing
that you're in your driveway you have no gas. She's home,

(12:01):
her kid gets a call. They get a call from
the school, and her kid's sick, so he needs to
go get picked up. Do you have any gas? Because
I know I'm out of gas and the car is
sitting in there. She made way wrong decisions from the get go,
so that means that she knew she was running out
of gas, just got home with enough gas. Yeah, but
then never thought, oh, I have to take this car
back out to go to a gas station. Yeah, the

(12:22):
wah wah gas truck doesn't pull up to your house
and fill you up. Yeah, because that's how you got
to think about it, like I get it, Like you know,
sometimes I'll play that game where I'll get down to
like thirty miles or whatever. But you always have to know, Okay,
if I get home, cool, but I need enough gas
to when I leave to be able to get to
a gas station. I guess the plan was that I

(12:43):
don't know her husband had gas and a gas can.
Is that where you're that's a bad look too, when
you're feeling when you're filling your car that way too,
when you're filling your car up in your own dryway. Yeah,
that's a bad look. I go over there, I got
some gas. I put some you know, I put some gas.
I don't want to get her all my gas. I
give her a couple of gallons. Yeah, I put like
a gown or so in there. And then she goes
to start a car up and now the car won't

(13:05):
start because she hasn't ran it in a while. Her
battery's dead. Jesus is this from a shut in? How
long has her car been sitting in the driveway. Meanwhile,
her son, like, the nurse call, so we have to go.
I say, listen, I said, I put some gas in there.
You have to jump your battery or whatever. I was like,
just jump in and we'll go pick up your son.
And I went there, but I was like, you got
all the way home and you knew, like she even

(13:26):
called me before she even tried it. Uh, yeah, I know.
I don't have any gas in my car. I'm like,
well if you know, yeah, And I tell my wife
this all the time, like she'll come home and it
will be dangerously low, like I don't know, ten miles
to empty. Like you know, how if you had to
get to a hospital or something really happened, do you
want to go driving around in your cube? But until
it actually happens, it sounds stupid. Your kid cuts his

(13:47):
arm off, yeah right, you have the arm on ice.
You know, your kid is bleeding out in the back seat,
and you're like, oh, we just have to stop at
a getty station real quick. Yeah, we gotta spinking about
the wah wah. Your kid's bleeding out in the back
before you can get to the hospitment. Yeah, I tell
my way. She doesn't believe somebody told that. It might
have been my dad or somebody might have told me
that growing up. And I never forgot that, like, yeah,

(14:07):
you should have guess in your car, Yeah, in case
you have to go somewhere. The only time I ever
ran out of gas was in one of our station
vehicles and it was because the gas the the the
gauge didn't work. Yeah, so you had the kind of
like guess, you know, guesstimate. And I remember I was
like a block from my house. I was in my neighborhood,

(14:29):
and luckily it was our buddy DJ Vido g was
one of my neighbors, and it was right in front
of his house that it stopped. Okay, dude. I remember
knocking on his door and I was like, dude, shot
in the dark. You have any gas in your garage?
And he did. He had just enough to get me
to the gas station. Was his doorbell that DJ airhorn. Yeah, dude,

(14:50):
that was It was clutch because if not I didn't
know what to, you know, I would have been screwed. Well.
I played that game growing up too. I had a
car and when it the gas thing didn't go below
a half, but you could tell it was below a half,
but the actual gauge would be like from that fool
all the way down to a half. And then you're like, well,
how many did I drive seventy miles? When I was
delivering ice? We had that too, where you always had

(15:12):
to keep the gas gauge over a half a tank
because anything after that was just like up in the air.
Yeah you didn't. You just didn't know how much guess
you had. Yeah, this one no guess in her driveway.
And here's the thing. The technology, I will tell you, like,
you have this much gas, so go and go to
the gas station. Yeah, it suggests we were coming back
from New York, my wife and I, and it suggested that,

(15:35):
you know, and it'll tell you even the the what
if you're on waves or whatever that is, it'll tell
you go to the gas station. It gives you directions
to a gas station. Yeah, this one ran out of
gas in the driveway. Yeah, that's pretty dat's and the
battery's dead too. How about this. I've done this too
with another friend. I've done this with another friend of
my wife's, and I did it. No, I get no

(15:56):
thanks from the husband's at all. Even my neighbor I
went and jumped her carling weeks ago. I don't get
if that's my if that's my wife, that's a little
that's a little, that's a little ding the male ego.
Send me a little text. Now what I think is happening.
I think the wives aren't saying anything because they're embarrassed.
That's what I think it would be happening too. Yeah, well, dude,

(16:18):
I have you ever gotten that stuck in traffic and
been low on gas and like you start to really
sweat sweat and you're like.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh no, I don't know if this is gonna work.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Just don't do what everybody I know. Sometimes I do
like to play the game, though it's because I don't
have a lot of I don't do a lot of
dangerous things in my life, so it's like that's kind
of a that's a fun little thing to do. Can
I make it? You're out of your mind, You're gonna
kill yourself.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
You get back, We'll do some rock news.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Hey, here's some rock news for you.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Devo with the good they've extended their twenty twenty six
Mutate Don't Stagnate tour, and let's see here they've extended it.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
All the shows were West coast.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Now it looks like we got some East coast and
mid yeah, middle of the country, and one of them
being June twelfth, Atlantic City at Borgatta. If you want
to see Devo, I believe they're with the B fifty two.
I believe they have the red hats right, yeah, the
plastic cat is man with it. Good. Let's see here.

(17:36):
Not a great weekend for kid rock. So kid Rock,
you know, did they try and do this counterprogramming to
the super Bowl halftime show? You got five million people?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Not bad.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I didn't even know where to look for it or
how to get it or if I had to be subscribe.
I was talking to our buddy, yes even see it
we were talking to I was talking to our buddy yesterday,
I mean, and both said the same thing. I was like,
I don't even know where to go to go look
for it. But I didn't care about the real halftime show,
So why would I go try and go to another half?
Is that halftime show so important? Like my wife enjoyed

(18:09):
the bad Bunny thing. She liked it. She was like, yeah,
it's fine, like it was whatever. I mean, I don't know,
I got nothing. I think bad Bunny he likes. He's
like he wrestles from time to time. I think that's funny.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
So Kid Rock.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Apparently during his halftime show, it looks like he was
caught lip syncing. Yeah, the audio wasn't saying that. He
was on Fox last night trying to explain that it wasn't.
Something wasn't lining up, but it looked like it was
a bad lipsy and it was way way off. Yeah,
I don't even know it. Maybe it was something it

(18:44):
wasn't matched up because it was like, well it was
the second I think it was, if I'm reading it right.
It was streamed on YouTube, so maybe it could be
a streaming thing. But because I mean, I've seen kid
Rock perform, and he does perform live, he doesn't you know,
maybe has some backing tracks here and there. But then
more kid Rock news. Kid Rocky is doing the Rock
the Country festival. It's going to go tour the country

(19:07):
this summer, and a bunch of people are bailing out
because of Kid Rock's involvement.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Ludacris was on the bill and he bailed out.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
That would be a great show man have Ludacris and
Kid rocky so but you won't get that because Ludacris
is out. And then once Ludacris decided to go, who
do you take with Shine Down? Oh my god, Yeah,
Ludacrius are tight. So Shinedown is having I think a
bit of issues with the guys in the band. So
if I read this right, Ludacris decides I'm bailing. I

(19:38):
don't need the you know, the publicity of doing the
kid Rock tour. Blah blah blah. So then the drummer
from Shine Doown he comes out and talks about what
a big p word Ludacris is. And then right after that,
Shinedown scraps their social media and cancel themselves all this

(20:00):
rock the Country festival. It just seems like Shine Down
could use something like this, you know, you would think,
I mean, there's makes some money. And then on top
of it, like I said, not a great weekend for
Kid Rock. The South Carolina show got canceled completely for
this rock at the Country festival.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
So yeah, I don't know, Kid Rock's got some work
in the dude.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
There you go I think Creed was supposed to be
on it too, and I think Date bailed. There you
go some rock. The XL, South Jersey's rock station, and
the ZXL want to show streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Dude,
I need I need the sun, I need heat, I
need a good rainstorm. I gotta get rid of this

(20:45):
snow and ice. I tell you it is all coming.
Everybody hang in there for the next I'm gonna say,
like seven or eight days, we're getting into the four
good dude, because I dude, I'm I'm I'm in the
midst of moving and like everything is no pun intended
froz at the time. Dude, I'm taking boxes and shoving
them down my driveway like I'm curling. Yeah, Like I

(21:08):
can't get in my driveway because it's just all iced over.
I'm like, this is like what I just need it melted.
Can you just melt please. It's a lesson learned because
again I removed the top area of snow when it
happened and the ice came, and I really could have
done more. Even my wife's driving, Ash's like everybody's everybody's
driveways are clear. But hours I'm like, yeah, so she

(21:29):
actually got out there with the metal shovel. I give
her some credit. Man, she's out there chipping away some
of the ice. But yeah, man, now I know I'll
never leave it like I did this time, because I
always assumed there was a forty like a forty degree
day coming with some rain that was just gonna It's
never stayed around this long. Man.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's awful. It happened so quick with this storm.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like I you know, I usually I'll go out while
the storm's happening and shovel A couple of times. I
didn't with this storm, and then what a mistake that was. Yeah,
but my other house I just wasn't there. So now
it's like it was untouched. And so now it's just
like an ice rink, and it's like once it iced over,
it's like he cain't get rid of that unless I
got a blowtorch. I'm not get rid of this stuff.

(22:10):
I had to. I sold some old tin that I
had from from my basement whatever. I pulled it off
the walls and I was selling it and they were
coming to pick it up off marketplace last week. And
my side, the side of my yard is like a
little bit of a slope and it's ice. It's like
a real ice rink. I'm there, I've got to jam
one foot in there to make the imprints. And now
I'm dragging this ice and I'm just like I'm dragging

(22:31):
these pieces of tin all the way up. Dude. I
can't do any I can't open gates, I can't do anything.
I had a kid wants to take my pool table,
and I'm like, perfect, man, if you can use it,
I got no room for it. Fine, take the pool
table right Like my whole thing is. I just don't
want to help. Like you pull up. He's like, I
got a trailer. You know, I got some people. We'll
just pick it up and put it on the trailer.

(22:53):
I was like, perfect. And he calls me yesterday He's like, hey, man,
can I you know, can I do it tonight? And
I was like, dude, know way you're getting your trailer
in my driveway. No, you can't do it. No, I go.
I would love for you to take this thing and
get it off my hands right now. But I was like,
you gotta give me a couple of days until this
thing falls out. Yeah. It really is enough to stop
you from doing things, dude, yeah, I mean one hundred.

(23:14):
Like just taking my trash out is a pain in
the bowl. Like my lazy, deadbeat mother. I wanted to
have her come over and watch the kids, and she
said she couldn't do it because of the ice. And
I'm like, oh, true, we're gonna play. We're gonna play
that game. Yet, well, I felt bad. Like my in
laws came over the other night. I took them to
the airport, so they slept over our house and uh,
and I felt bad. Dude. I'm watching you know, they're

(23:35):
they're they're young, but they're you know, up there and
uh and I'm like, if they slip, you know how
bad I'm gonna feel. Yeah, yep, you know. And you
know I watched my little guy. He's he's taking a couple, uh,
a couple of slides. Yeah, I'm not gonna get up
if I slip. If I fall, man, that's it. You know,
I lay there and flop around. You know. The wife

(23:56):
she's you know, she's slipped. She hasn't fallen yet, but
she slipped the little bit. I'm like, man, like, yeah,
we just give me a nice fifty degree day and
watch this all go away. It's coming everybody hanging there.
Host week is the big I need it. I need it, dude,
I need I. This is really screwing my life. Uck,
look we get back. Knock out some headlines. One hundred

(24:25):
point seven z xlse Outh Jursey's rock station ZX on
morning show. I got yelled out by a doctor yesterday.
My wife is bitching at me. I saw you. You
sent a picture. It looked like you were in a
you had a bracelet on and it looked like you
may have been in a hospital gown. Yeah. So, uh
like about a week. And here's the thing. You have
such bad friends, being me and heavy handed Dennis. We

(24:47):
never asked what you were doing. We just made fun
of you. Well, about two weeks ago or so, me
and my brother we split a forty piece wing right.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
It was like a thirty weeks by the way. Uh.
I still bring up to my wife and it's got
pretty impressive because I don't think I could sit and
eat twenty wings in one sitting. Yeah. I've seen you
leave like four out of ten on a plate. I'm like, jeez,
how do you do that? Yeah? Like, I like, I'm
I'm a bit about five. I'm a good like, I'll
order twenty wings, but it'll last me all weekend. So

(25:15):
after this, I uh, I get this this excruciating pain
in my chest, which usually isn't a good thing, probably
from the wings. Right, So I'm like, you know, let
me go to one of those gastro doctors to figure
out what's going on in my stomach and everything else.
Plus two, I don't know, I got good, get checked out.
I leave that part out of the thing. He's like, well,
what's happened? I like, I get this pain in my chest,

(25:36):
it's all inflated and everything is I don't know what's
going on. So I had to go for a I'm
not gonna get this right and and and end it's
it's up top, not on the bottom. Yeah yeah, I've
done the bottom one before they put you out and
everything else. So now I'm reading the prep sheet and
it doesn't say anything. And the doctor was thinking, it's
like it's just like a colonosky but there's no prep

(25:59):
And I'm like, okay, I prepped you on the go
down your throat.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It's I mean, do they knock you out for that?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah? Not yeah, which is pretty awesome. They don't even
count anymore. I'm just in the chair, like in the room,
going I just wake up and there I am. I'm like,
I'm back, like I survived. Your pants are off right.
I've got a clown nose on what happened. It's weird.
There's a Ricky Martin video on. So I'm reading the
whole thing, and I'm hungry. The morning of. My wife
claims I had to I was supposed to fast, you know,

(26:25):
not eat before the Usually you do have to fast, right,
and I understand that, but for most medical procedures. I'm
reading the prep sheet here. It doesn't say anything about
it just says get there a certain time. But my
boy's like, ah, you know, you're not supposed to eat whatever.
It's like, okay, I don't see it on my sheet.
So I had, like, I don't know, some eggs and
like some part of a burrito without the you know whatever.
So I spice it up a little bit, like you

(26:48):
couldn't you couldn't go without it for a couple hours.
I honestly, god, I didn't even think about it. I
wasn't even thinking about the procedure, Like it was just
something I had to go do and whatever. So I
get there and well, they hit me with nine hundred
dollars to get the thing done. That's with insurance. So
I'm like, I don't know what the insurance paid. Yeah,
So I'm walking in. I'm chewing gum, right, just had
to be chewing gum. Looks at it. Are you chewing gum?
I'm like, yes, Like, oh, you can't chew gum. It's like,

(27:11):
what do you mean you can't chew gum. I didn't
see that on the sheet. You put it on the preps.
You can't do it. At the end of the I's
gonna have a problem with a mouse alive and everything else.
You're not supposed to be chewing gum. We might have
to wait two hours. I'm like, you got a big thing,
a big league chewing. Just want to be dumb. I'm
blowing bubbles, you know. I got the hat with a
helicopter propeller on it. I was like, Oh, I just
want to get this thing done. So I go and

(27:32):
I lay there. It's like, ah, they're gonna do it.
I'm like, this is the difference between me and you.
I would be chewing gum in front of her and
when she says, are you chewing gum. I'd spit it
out and go no, no, no, because because I don't
want to wait the two hours. Yeah, so I so
I eat the morning else. So they're doing the prep
and they got me in and they got the ivy
and everything, were ready to knock me out. She's like,
have you eaten anything today? I said, God damn I did.

(27:54):
I'm already in. I know what she wants to hear.
The answer is no. This is where me and I
would have been like, nope, right, that's what I did.
I said no, I'm in the gown. I'm all. I
was like, look, we're doing this. I'm already in. I'm
not waiting. I'm not sitting around. This is let's get
this done. So I say no, and they put me out.
They do the whole procedure. Now the doctor comes out.

(28:17):
He's like, you can't lie to me. I was like,
what do you mean. He's like, you ate today, didn't you?
I was like, nah, I ate last night after the
super Bowl. He's like, now I saw it in your stomach.
Now he claims I had chicken wings in there, which
I didn't. It could have been from the twenty a
half a week ago. It was eggs and whatever was
inside of a burrito. So I'm like, ah, man, I
was like, I ate early and that was it. But

(28:38):
meanwhile he goes out. He talks to my wife before
all this, and you know then you know, I came
out of it. I'm fine, and he's just telling my
wife everything. GE's wrong with my gut and everything else.
I gotta fix. I get it. But she said, he says,
did he eat today? And my wife, yeah, he ate
breakfast today. Yeah, God damn it. Come on, man, So
you can't go to bed and say, you know what,
I think he ate last night, but I don't remember

(28:59):
him eating this morning. That's all you gotta say. So
here's the thing. So not only is she mad at you,
because I'm sure whatever the prognosis was, she's going to
be pissed off. Oh bro, it all has well, It
all has to go away. Wings are most likely gone,
Darry's going to be gone, coffee's going to be gone,
sugar's going to be gone. I know, what, are you
just gonna drink water? I told her, I said, I'd
rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

(29:22):
You're just gonna go for it. Yeah, it's gotta gotta
go for it. So oh yeah, that all gets put
away and then I don't know, now you now you
keep saying this. Now I've heard this before when the
doctor said that your blood's like mayonnaise. Yeah, you're supposed
to stop, and you didn't. No, I didn't, but this
one I probably really have to. Now well now, I mean,
and the wife was with you on this one. Yeah,

(29:43):
she's she knows everything. So yeah, the doctor, the doctor
filled her in. See that's the thing. Once the wife
knows you're screwed. Yeah, because she's like what he say.
I was like, well he told me it wasn't that bad.
She's like, well, that's not what he told me. Yeah
he told me you're eating Yeah, he's all chicken wings
and all kinds of stuff in your stomach. Yeah. Like
once you if you can sugarcoat it to your wife
because she wasn't there, that's one thing. But when your

(30:05):
wife's there, Oh yeah, that's major proberts right there. He
looked just like the old guy from the Burbs, remember
the scientist. Oh yeah, yeah, he looks just I did.
It was like his doppelganger. Dude looked just like him.
I'm waiting for the little redhead kid to come in,
the Pinocchio guy. But I'll be honest, that's who you
want doing it. Yeah, one hundred percent of this guy
had it down. I can imagine some young kid comes in,

(30:27):
he's twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, whatever it is
to get, you know, just out of medical school. I
don't want that kid. No, I want the guy who's
seen some stuff. Yeah, I don't want Jim Smith. I
wanted Ahmed whatever his last I couldn't even pronounce his
last day. That's the guy I wanted in there. Dude,
that's the dude you want. Like, I want a guy
who has been through it. That's who I want. That's

(30:48):
who I got. Yeah, you just dude. I remember my doctor.
I think he ended up getting a couple of duy's
and uh, and so he had to give up his
practice and and so they switched over to these what's
the what's if? They're not doctor? They are doctors, but
they're like medical practitioners physician assistance you mean nurse practitioners, oh,

(31:09):
nurse practition because yeah, they're like they're like one step
below a doctor. They're above a nurse. But they're one
step below a doctor. And dude, I'm in there for
a check up. I don't know, maybe ten years ago,
smoking hot world walks in. I'm like, bro, Like before
my doctor was like a cool young dude. Yeah you know,
and now now it's like, dude, just a hot broad.

(31:29):
I'm like, oh, I don't want this. No, she check
you out. We made out weird, but it's awkward. Man,
it is. Man, I don't want a female. Give me,
give me the but give me.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
The old guy.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Dude, give me an old doctor smoking a pipe or
a cigarette.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
My doctors. He's like, I don't know, he's like a
health nut. I remember asking him he talked about my diet.
I was like, what if I want to have like
a piece of steak. He's like, well, why would you
do that? I was like, a steak is awesome, and
he just looks at me. But the way it works
is if you really want to get in the dieting,
you have to stop looking at food like it's good
and looking at it like it's fuel. Yeah. Right, You
only need to eat the food that's gonna keep you going. Yeah,

(32:10):
like my kids do, they hardly eat anything and they're
so good.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, and maybe twenty wings in one sitting.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
As it wasn't it? But I do now man destroyed
my body? Uh what if that's is the thing that
takes you down. I don't know what poison they put
this wing sauce. Look we get we get back. We'll
do some trash.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Oh love track anything thirty or energy or doty anything
racket rotting or roughing yet love frash.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
There's some trash for you, Kayla Nicole, I don't know
who that is? Spark backlash after hearing in a Super
Bowl ad that viewers interpreted as a dig at her
ex Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Is she an actress? I guess that was his ex girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
And the commercial for Sleeper n Cole plays an excommunicator
and delivers a line about ending an ex girlfriend fiasco quickly,
which Ben Simmons tweaks to swiftly.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
There was a commercial where Ben Simmons.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Was in It is Ben Simmons is even in the
NBA anymore? Probably with the commercials it's like, I don't
know somewhere, okay, boring, but I didn't know. I didn't
know who, I don't know what company it was, So
Kaylen Nicole, I guess is the ex of Travis Kelcey,
and she took a dig of Taylor Swim. I don't
know with Ben's who puts Ben Simmons. The guy couldn't
shoot a basketball never, he'd be under the hoop, but

(33:46):
he would throw it out. Somebody else shot man. I
think me and you have agreed on this. Kaylee Kuioco,
she's an actress. She was on The Big Bang Theory.
She said that having sepperate bedrooms for her and her
husband is a game changer. It's not a bad idea.
My wife refuses to do it. Yeah, I I dude,
it's it's it's not It's not bad, man. It's same

(34:08):
thing with bathrooms. I think that should work with bathrooms too.
You have a woman's bathroom, you have a guy's bathroom.
Like I woke up last night it's twelve thirty and
the TV's on and my wife is I guess she's
putting clothing, like yeah, And then I wake up this
morning at three and the dryers go. Now, the dryer
doesn't have a cycle that's two hours long. I hope not.
So I'm like, well, what time did you go to bed?

(34:29):
The dryers running. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, that's what a lot of times I'll fall asleep
on the couch.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Man. Now I'm up so early. I'm up like at
this point until like two thirty. So I'll just stay
on the couch. And that's why I hear a lot
of chaos around me. Like last night it was like midnight,
I'm hearing crinkling and I'm like, what is that? What
is neck? And it's uh, it's my little guy getting
water bottles. I'm like, Okay, that's what I get for
falling asleep on the couch. Uh, Savannah Guthrie, this is

(34:55):
I'm still a sad story. Man. Her mom disappeared. They
don't know if she was a kidnapped, they don't which
was murdered. They don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
She said that she still believes her mom is alive.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
So, uh, they're uh, you know, they still I don't
think they have a lot of leads. You know, I
think over the weekend they were checking some of the properties.
You know, there was a septic tank that they checked.
The brother in law might be a suspect. They're keeping
pretty quiet, man, So so yeah, but her mom still
has not been There was a deadline yesterday for five

(35:29):
pm West Coast time. I didn't know. I guess. I
guess they didn't hit it or something in that. It
doesn't look like I supposed to get the six million
dollars in crypto, and I guess you can't trace that.
That's the point. Yeah, yeah, it's not federally regulated. Charlie Pooth,
I don't know who he sang the super the national anthem. Yeah,
he did a fine job. Everyone said that he did

(35:51):
a really good job.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I had her on mute, dude, I could I paid
no attention to the super Bowl. It was so boring.
I did because I have money on it, and I
covered the spread and that's all I can hear it about.
He said that his inspiration was, and this is smart
Whitney Houston, because I think it still goes down as
one of the best national anthems. Ever. I'll tell you
what though. The guy did Tennessee whiskey. Chris Stapleton. Chris

(36:12):
Staple did a fantastic job a couple of years ago,
and the cause of death for Catherine O'Hara, the mom
from Home Alone, Ship's Creek SCTV, A Terrible mother man,
you did it twice. We left them in New York too. Yeah,
not a good mom. When it came to Kevin and
you put him up in the attic. She had blood

(36:34):
clots in her lungs. Jeez. Yeah, so you know, rest
in peace, but that's what took her down.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
There you go some trashart radio.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Hey, good morning, z XL.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Good morning. How are you doing well?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Thanks for asking? What's your name?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
My name is Debbie. I'm from South Jersey heading to
work and I would like Kansas tickets at hard Rock please.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
You got it all down. You knew the whole line.
Debbie from South Jersey? Like where in South You're where
in South Jersey?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Where are you from? Because we're all from South Jersey.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
I am from Kate and a courthouse.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Right so, Debbie from kpe Mae Courthouse. You're going to
see Kansas?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Wents your job? What do you do?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I work for super University Hospital.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Nice right there, I know, right off the parkway yep.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
And I am actually a traveler and I'm pulled over
right now heading to our ladies and I'm toponymous and
that's where I'm heading. I'm pulled over right now. So
that's that's good.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
That's good. Yeah, that's good. You're on the phone, so
you're pulled over, So that's good. So you're a traveling nurse.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
I'm a traveling to Bonamous.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Now what is that flebotanist? So, yeah, you're so you're
pulling some blood today.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
I'm pulling some blood.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Do you ever feel like you're a vampire when you
do that? You don't bite there all the time?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah, you can see how you see Halloween?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
How are you are? You?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Are?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
You? Are you pretty good at it? Because because it
sucks when you get somebody who's.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Bad at it.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I've been doing it for five years. I consider myself
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Okay, you never have you ever stuck anybody and had
it shot out?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
No, but I've had it done. I went went to
get a shot in my knee and I had long
Johns on, and that long Johns acted like a tourniquet
shot on the doctor.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh it was so tight, I gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's got it. It's gotta be weird when you're a
phlebotanist and you have to go get your own blood
done and now you're critiquing the person doing it.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I can't get my own blonde done. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Can you do it yourself? You don't like it?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
It's what you do.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I can't do it. I don't like getting stuck. And
every time I get stuck, because like I always wind
up black and blue.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, yeah, do you ever do it?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
So you know, because I get you can't do your
I mean, I guess you could do your own blood right,
but you're not going to do that.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
You can, and I know some people that do it,
but I can't. I just don't like. I don't like
doing myself.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I don't like needles. Needles still freak me out. I
know I'm a forty five year old man, but they still.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Freaked me out.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
My husband one time, he's sixty three, he never passed
out in his vice. That is that year I stuck
him in the hospital and he wound up passed down.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Dude, it is I.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Think it was just his age or whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Can poor husband? You just called them old? They do
at this guy a donat Leah. Alright, look, Debbie, you
stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
It is he's exl one show Jojo Scotti one hunch
point sevens THEXL, South Jersey's rock station where you could
stream the show all over the planet on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Dude, I didn't I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
I get I Look, the Super Bowl sucked. I think
we can all agree congrats to the Seahawks. But it
was a very boring game. Yeah, unless you had Seattle.
Well no, I did have Seattle, but I was given
four and a half and they were kicking field goals,
so yeah, it wasn't even like they were blowing them
out there. I don't know who got who got the MVP.

(40:10):
The Walker, the running back for Seattle. So they were
contemplating giving it to the kicker. Good a kicker.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
A kicker has never won the MVP.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
They should have given it to the whole defense, like
when the Giants beat the Patriots too. The whole defense
is really what won that game. So, like my wife
and like it was, dude, I was barely watching it,
like I had it on mute for a bunch and
I was like on my phone just goofing off and
my wife's there and she's only there pretty much for
the halftime show. And dude, I don't get the whole

(40:41):
drama with the stupid halftime show, Like it's like we're
getting like, I don't know. Look, one, I'm out of
the demo for the halftime show. I know that that's
not my thing. My wife a couple of years younger
than me, she was super pumped. She likes that dude
bad bunny and like the girls get up on the
dance floor and dance that stuff. Did I understand a

(41:01):
word he said? Nope, he seemed that. I mean he
didn't do anything like you know, I think people thought
he would like whip his dog out, like I don't
know what they thought what they were gonna get. And
then the kid Rock thing was kind of a disaster,
and it's like, what are we doing well? The halftime show?
The NFL smike, I do like this too. One thing

(41:22):
that made me laugh is the Puppy Bowl got more
viewers than the Kid Rock super Bowl halftimes. Oh well,
it's right there lined up with the whole I turned
it on earlier the day I just watched the whole thing.
The NFL is smart because they're trying to get the
NFL like in South America and in these countries.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, so they're smart.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
By the way the players this guy has, I mean,
he was like the top streaming guy, artists, artists, yeah,
the whole year. So they put him on and dude,
people were like, like, I'm watching people online like family
members fight each other over this nonsense. Dude, our buddy
from the ducktown. He's catching all kinds of shrapnel because
he muted the halftimes at his bar, okay, and so

(42:02):
he had to go online yesterday and kind of like
explain the you know what was going on, and now
people are trashing his bar and I'm like, what, dude,
who if this is what you have to worry about
in life, your life's pretty good. This is pretty interesting.
And I heard this and they brought up the fact
that how the halftime show actually started it was in
living color, and living color of the show did a

(42:23):
halftime show and ended up getting like twenty or thirty
million watches. Yes, so he wills NFL's like, well, wait
a minute, if people are gonna watch for a show,
listen before that was like marching bands and I think
it was like ninety one. But here's where I am
with the halftime show. Here's what I enjoyed about the
halftime show the ones in the past, it was a
collaboration of a bunch of different people. Normally you would
and see Britney Spears on stage with Aerosmith on stage

(42:45):
at Round the MC, And I think that's what I
missed in the halftime show. Now, it would have been
cool if you brought out like a rock band. Yeah,
different genres and everything else. Yeah, Lady Gaga, And I thought,
Lady Goga, they're okay, now we're Spanish song. Yeah, let
her go up there and then sing together. And I
think that was the cool part. So you're talking back
and forth with this older Spanish god, He's like, oh,
he's like you hate. He's like it was telling a

(43:06):
story of Puerto Rico. I said, that's great. I don't
care about his story in Puerto Rico. Where if it
was a guy that was singing in Japanese and telling
me a story walking on the streets of Japan, I
wouldn't care about the even if it was a guy
from Italy. But I'm watching Venice, I don't care. That's
not what the halftime show is To tell me this,
I don't think it's for us anymore. And we have
to realize that like, if we've aged out, You're right,

(43:29):
I'm not going to not watch a super Bowl. Yeah,
I'm a gambler. I've got the whole. It's a whole.
Look that the kid we went out there. Sure he
had a Puerto Rican flag. Guess what, Puerto Rico is
part of America. He had an American flag. Like, he
didn't do anything awful, Like I said, I didn't understand
a word he said. You know, saw Ricky Martin. Ricky
Martin looks pretty healthy and cool. He even said God

(43:49):
bless America everybody. He wasn't he wasn't burning an American flag.
I just didn't like it because I'm like, I just
don't know any of the songs. Yeah, I didn't get it.
And so so yeah, I'm dude, and I'm watching these
people go like they're going crazy over this stupid halftime show.
I'm like, who cares? Man, But you what you brought
up was so in the early nineties, the halftime shows

(44:13):
were yes, very boring. They were like they were marching bands.
Disney like it did a halftime show. So MTV in
Living Color like other stations, were like, hey, we can
capitalize on this.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
We have twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Let's make our own halftime show and we'll have a
counter on the on the TV so people know when
to go back to the Super Bowl. And MTV did it,
and Living Color did it, Beavers and butt Head did it.
Ye remember the countdown, And so it made a It
made the NFL really kind of kick up their game.
And they did it by having Michael Jackson. I believe
it was like ninety one or ninety two. It was

(44:47):
Michael Jackson. Yeah, And that was like they were like,
you know what, all right, we got to really up
our game because like I think one year they had
like guys racing on snowmobiles like for a halftime show.
But I'm like, like, guys, are we really caring about
the stupid halftime show? And by the way, too, and
it's not like we had It's like, it wasn't a

(45:08):
Nazi up there, it wasn't a communist up there.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
It was some Puerto Rican kid.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
And don't disrespect Michael Jackson either, because they're saying this
was the most watched halftime show, which it is in
the world of streaming and brought together going on. But
you about to give Michael Jackson credit back in the
day for drawling the audience he did because it was
a real TV setback then. See I I go with
the Black Eyed Peas. Did they do one? Uh? Yeah
they did. It's probably fantastic, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
No, it sucked.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
It's considered one of the worst halftime shows. Kept cracking.
It was just it was it was. It was bad.
Yeah yeah, look we uh at least they did it
live and it didn't lip sync.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
But I again, I like the like the collaboration of
different people ones. I thought they were slash on.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
That was kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The Black Eyed Peas bought slash on this when Brutal
Mars brought out red hot chili peppers. Cool.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You know that that kind of stuff is neat.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I agree. Even Green Day was okay, I just hate No,
the best halftime show, hands down Prince.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
No, like before the game Green Day did one here?
Oh yeah yeah yeah, but the Prince halftime show is
hands down the best. Yeah. He starts raining when he
sings Purple Rain and you can't plan that better. It's
like God wanted it to happen. Look, we get back.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
What do you think do you think you have a bad.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
You think you got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad. With Valentine's Day coming up, my wife
is throwing.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
This weekend a Gallantine's Day party.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, it's a new thing. My wife's doing it too
with some friends. See our house, dude, it's all pink
and white. Oh, she's doing it to the house. She's
doing it at our house. Yeah, she's just having a
bunch of girls over. They're doing like a big like
sit down dinner and everything. Dude, I'm not allowed, like
usually when she has girls over, I'll kind of like
hide out, you know, hide you know, up in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
The little guy.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
She's kicking me out. Yeah, she probably got the dancers
and she's gotta do you think she has a strippers coming. Yeah?
Uh man, this is the police. You're being too loud
in there. But in the boot box yeah, O my god,
there's a firefighter at the door of that through She's like, yeah,

(47:17):
she's like, you got to get out of here. So
now that's not well. We have an empty house in
me's landing because you know, getting stuff out of there.
And so I think me and my little guy and
maybe my oldest son are gonna have to camp out,
like on the floor of the house, is there electric
still turned on? You'd be around a candle? Yeah, you
know the TV you want. I think that's gonna be

(47:38):
the only team that I have. Uh so, yeah, so
I think we're gonna have to like I'm gonna have
to throw a mattress on the floor. So are you
off the hook all together? For Valentine's Day? Well, this
is Gallantine's Day, but she is it on Saturday. She's
doing it.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
We had it was so funny because you know, once again, man,
we just right now. Our life is chaos and so
are Our anniversary was on Friday and she's like, we
gotta go out.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You gotta take me out. I was like, all right,
we'll go out.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
And then as the day progressively went on, she's like,
I'm really tired, Yeah, go to sleep. She's like she's like,
can we just get takeout? And I was like, dude,
I was like, absolutely perfect. I'll go get takeout from
a nice restaurant and we'll call it a day. Kenya,
they're Central Bank in Kenya. Is warning Sweethearts the thing

(48:26):
twice before gifting cash bouquets. A growing trend of arranging
Kenyan shilling banknotes a new flower like bunches as the
bank concern since using glue, staples and pins to hold
the money together could damage the bills and then they're
no good to Facing currency is a crime in Kenya
and can get you three months in jail. Yeah. I

(48:48):
guess you can turn a dollar bill or you like,
you can write on them and they'll still take them,
right somemember.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
I wrote something.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Awful on a bill and I gave it to a
buddy of mine, so when he handed it to them,
they would see it. I remember, I remember decline you
for that.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Something happened.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It was a fire, and I like, I don't know,
hollay I was it was like a couple of twenties
or something like.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
It got burned.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I remember having to take him to a bank, and
you know you had to like fill out of form
and stuff to get like the new bills. Yeah, you know, so,
and like remember as a kid, you would always get
that like one dollar bill that was like ripped in
half and somebody scotch tape. Yeah, I guess he'd take it. Yeah,
but you could never you you could never use it
in a soda machine. A Stranger Thing super fan in

(49:32):
Arizona now holds a Guinness World record. Joey Abolos was
officially recognized in January for having the largest collection of
Stranger Things memorabilia.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
So that's what adults do.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
He started collecting right after the show first came out,
beginning with Funko pop figures and expanding from there. The
collection keeps growing, comparing it to the show's upside down
spreading through his house. But at least it's you know,
I'm gonna make him some money. I guess maybe he's
gonna be able to sell this stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
A Long Island woman is suing Amazon over a massage
chair she says trapped her hair and cause permanent injuries.
The woman claimed she was using the chair back in
twenty twenty three when it's internal mechanism pulled in and.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Caught her hair.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I get what she's saying too, Yeah, like it'll do
by your shoulders, it'll squeeze.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
It was defective design.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
She's alleging it lacked proper safety guards and had no
emergency shut off. She also claimed the manufacturer has failed
to include adequate warnings about having your hair getting closed
on lunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station zx
on which I don't know if I should bleed the
sal I'll you figure it out. So we're driving by
a Dix Sporting Goods Okay, Sunday on our way to

(50:45):
for birthday for my thirteen year old. We went to
the Olive Garden. Doesn't disappoint same thing. Man slammed. Yeah,
it's out bread it's got the salad that keeps coming too.
Do you get the bread sticks and then get a
little Alfredo sauce to dip the bread stick in?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, I remember what my wife, you know, hardcore Italian
brought U from South Philly. She refused to go to
Olive Garden and one time I got her there and
she was like, it's not that bad, not that bad.
You get what you dude. That's the thing, that's where
the comfort is in like an Applebee's or a Chili's
or you know those chain restaurants. You know what you're getting. Yes,

(51:21):
Like I hate when you go to a Mom and
Pops or you try a new restaurant out and you're like, man,
I just spent one hundred dollars on dinner and I
really didn't like it. I would driving by a Dick's
Sporting Good over at the Deaforent Mall, which I can't
even believe is still open. It took over the seers.
But anyway, so my night did. Oh yes, yes, now
it's a dis Yeah, dude, Deptford turned around. It used
to be the dirt mall when me and you were

(51:42):
growing up. Now it's like it's it's one of the
better malls. I think it's got a retro arcade. Last
time I was there it was pretty cool. Yeah, it does,
it does well. They cleaned it up because dude, when
I was growing up, we never made it out to
cherry Hill, but we would make the echelon and the
Echelon mall was the spot you wanted to be was
cherry Hill echelon, and then Defford was like the bottom.

(52:02):
Depford was the bottom of the bound. Yeah, and then
Berlin Farmer's Market. They we're driving by, and my nine
year old says, why does that sign say d I see,
and he's spelling out dick first six morning.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I'm like, okay, well, why aren't you just saying the
word Obviously, Somewhere along the line, you figure out the
word d must be a word that's got profanity word
or a word for like your genital Like huh, now
where do you get that from? Now? I use now,
which is just the thirteen year old, No, that's the
nine year old.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Nine year old.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah, obviously you know having a thirteen year old brother,
now I guess he's you know, he's hearing everything and
how it's us dude watching kid fact, he was spelling
it and not saying it. I'm like, okay, so obviously
you know you probably shouldn't say it, dude when you
have uh. It's so funny when kids start to learn cursing,
you know, at whatever, eight, nine, ten, eleven years old. Yeah,

(52:53):
when you let them watch Deadpool and Wolverine like I
did with my eight year old, but they don't understand
how to use it in contact. And now they they're
just cursing at everything and nothing makes sense. Like they're
they're they're like, they're like, I stop being a penis head,
Like what why? Oh? So I remember why he's thirteen now,

(53:13):
but I remember him being young and he hit his
foot on something and he said the F word, and
I'm like, he used it perfectly, and I think he
might have been seven or eight years old at the time.
Like I use, I use them't be a jerk off
a lot. And I'm guess, you know, eventually you're gonna
figure out what jerk off actually means, you know. But
I used that a lot. I've been using a hole

(53:34):
to a little bit with the kids. But dude, my
little guy, that between my wife and I and my
little guy having three older siblings, he's tainted as hell, dude.
Or yeah, like by by four he was like dropping,
you know, dropping some major bombs. He's like Eddie Murphy
up there. Hey, everybody, thanks your call today. They're always

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Speaker 4 (54:40):
She's like, yeah, warming up, Chip, and I'm like.

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