TUESDAY 3-24-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake Up, Wake up, Yeah, wake.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Up, wake up.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
In a world of jowl mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And Stan Garving the rest on this show isn't good, man,
what's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good morning, dude. I am obsessed with this Afroman stuff.
It is fantastic. I can't get that Lemon pound Cake
song out of my head. I will download the album. Dude,
it is fantastic. I'm trying to get my whole family
on board too.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you haven't followed this afro Man case out of uh,
it's uh, Actually it's Indiana because you always forget Cincinnati
sits on the river and a lot of their stuff
is done in Indiana. Like this Cincinnati Airport is in Indiana. Indiana.
Afro Man took on a whole police department and one

(01:21):
and I want to hear awesome. I hope I hear
more about it, Like I want to hear about it
on Fox News, Like I hope that the bigger stations
people picking it up.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Man, it is pretty fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's like, it's social media online right now.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It is. It's it's huge. Uh So it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you have time today, just YouTube afro Man and
uh it's it's great. He made these goof songs his
house real quick. His house got raided by the cops.
They thought he was child trafficking and selling drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
None of it was true.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It was all kind of made up. I think it
was just because he was kind of a successful black
guy and a predominantly community and so they tried to
take him down. And then he instead of like you know,
you know, look, he didn't go and trash, well he did.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
He took to the internet and.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Made goofy songs about each police officer and like one
guy was eyeing up the lemon pound cake that was
there on the kitchen encounter another guy, he said looked
like King Kong Bundy. Then he claimed one guy that
he banged his wife and they made songs about it,
and and they suit him and he won. It's everything

(02:34):
you want because listen, most cops are just good guys.
I get it, but there are a few bed ones
out there. These guys were they something they're not supposed
to do. You want to be able to push back
into the b repercussions and there was man, he really got.
He brought down this whole police department. These guys were
a holes. They were doing something wrong, right. They bashed

(02:54):
down his door, they go, they didn't see there's nothing
in the house. They flip off the cameras he's got,
like the ring cameras and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
They cut all the lines to the cameras.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And so he so what he did was he's like,
you know what, I have a social media presence.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I'm a rapper.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And he put these songs, dude, and they're stuck in
my head.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He didn't expose them with hate, like this guy's this,
this guy's that.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
He put it in a video and he put it
in a funny song.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And like I said, man, I will try to find
this music and download it on spot.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I hope he gets paid. Man.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I hope Afroman makes some money out of it. And
the trial was was filmed, so you.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
See the cops.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
They're crying on the stand like grown men. Because one
guy is called lemon Cake, right, like being bullied.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
He's being bullied by people.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
He goes to like a crime scene he's being called
lemon cake, and then another guy, Afroman wrote a song
about how he bangs his wife. The guy's daughter came
home from school and asked if Afroman was her dad.
Good for Afroman for every for every guy, but they
brought down and they shouldn't have good for Afroman exposed

(04:03):
with a big yeah, I had to do that thing yesterday.
I'm searching through I don't know, five thousand pictures to
find the one where I'm holding Afroman after he did
like a radio interview with years ago and back.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, then two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I mean, look, he hasn't been relevant in years, but
yeah he had a hit back in two thousand and
one because I get high yep. And now he's just
a social media guy for him. Yeah, dude, it's fantastic.
It's it's a fun watch everybody. Tuesday, we'll dive into that.
We do have something to give you and it is this.
It came in yesterday. We have tickets to go see

(04:35):
in just a couple of days. Actually, March twenty eight,
switch Foot over at Borganta.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So we're gonna do switch Foot. We'll do it right now.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven
switch foot and they were huge when I got in
the radio back in the day. Switch Foot at Orgotta
six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred and seven.
And we'll hook you up tickets because he switched for
at orgot So one unch point Seven's the Excel South
Jersey's rock station z x L Morning show.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Do it line. I could go all write it and
we'll do it lit and thing sucks, Scott A good morning.
Here's some news about us On a Tuesday. New Jersey
had the sharpest spike in energy bills in the fifty
states last year.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Don't even go there, man.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Monthly utility bills rose sixteen point nine percent in New Jersey,
for an average annual increase of two hundred and sixty
dollars per family A. New Jersey residents spent an average
up eighteen hundred dollars on energy last year, up from
fifteen hundred and forty.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Dollars the year before.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Byan I don't know if I did pay last month
or what. My bill right now for my house is
nine hundred dollars. It's crazy, dude, I say you that.
That's like three months of me missing payments. It's nuts,
and they're not doing anything to help us. Now, Like,
did this this new governor? Yes, it's a good yeah, good. Yeah.
You guys voted. Are in have fun with that? Body
have fun with it, do you? Stupid State officials have

(06:06):
approved the plan to convert half of Atlantic City Sheraton
Hotel into senior apartments, overriding objections from the city's casinos. Yesterday,
the Casino Reinvestment Development Authority approved a land use request
allowing the Sheraton's owners to convert one hundred and thirty
of the hotels five hundred and two rooms into senior housing.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
It used to be a really nice hotel.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't know, dude, Remember and then the ton Tavern
was there, Like that was a hot spot for a
split second.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, what hotel is that? That's the share Remember the
Toe Tavern.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, that's the hotel that it was right under, gotcha,
right across from the convention Center. And I guess the
convention Center is just not bringing in conventions like they
used to, so they want to turn that Sheraton, which
is I always thought was a nice hotel into a
nursing mill. Yeah, it's part of the requirement. You should
have to have a gambling problem. That's how we bring
Atlantic City back. A passenger aboard the Air Canada jet

(06:57):
that collided with a fire truck this story yesterday, and
the details were they really weren't out yet, but man,
it's bad. Like video came out. So the I guess
all the blame goes to the air traffic controller. He

(07:18):
I didn't know this, but the air traffic controllers also
have to communicate with anybody who's on the ground, okay, Like,
so they had fire trucks that were dealing with some
issue at Laguardium. So now the air traffic controller is
talking to a plane, but he's also talking.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
To the fire trucks. Yeah, and I think he was.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
He wasn't communicating clearly who he was talking to, and
both didn't know. So you got the plane. I can't
I don't know if the plane was taking off or landing.
I think it was landing. And then the fire trucks
come in and they collide, killing the two pilots, but
all the passengers aboard survived. Now, a guy said that
it was crazy. He said, you know, you felt the hit.

(08:02):
The front of the plane opened up. One stewardess she
was thrown. She was locked in her seat. The seat
came undone and she was throwing three hundred feet. Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well we got to look at that. That's a football field.
That's a football field. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, So he said
it was. He said it was. He said it was chaos.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
But the pilots as they did as much as they
can in the in the moments before the crash happened.
But other than the two pilots, everybody else survived. That's news.
What about sports? Thunderbeat six Ers one twenty three, one
oh three. So I guess this is done. We're done
with the Sixers, right. I couldn't even tell you what
their record is. Man, Yeah, yeah, I think I make
love it. This is just a blow up thing now Sixers,

(08:45):
Bulls tomorrow. It's a rap for spring training. I believe
the Phillies kick off their season Thursday, ye against the Rangers.
I believe Flyers Blue Jackets. That's going to be tonight.
And FIFA, this isn't good. Have canceled two thousand hotel
rooms in Philadelphia that we're booked for the summer when
the World Cup comes to Philly. So, uh, does that

(09:07):
mean bad ticket sales? Man?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I know I know a buddy who bought tickets. Now,
I think it's for the met Life one never mine
something else. But I mean they weren't cheap. Man, his
whole family's going to a game at MetLife. It's like
nine grand for tickets. Yeah, it's I mean, look, soccer.
Soccer is the world's most successful sport. Yeah, but I
just it's in America. It's just you know, outside of
high school, it's just not big. You gotta call up.

(09:31):
I'd like to cancel two thousand rooms. Dude, that's a lot.
That's a big hit to a city. Sure it is, man,
There you go.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's news. That's sports Sunday Today.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I have the forty five clouds tonight over that low
with thirty five tomorrow for your Wednesday. Warming up a
little bit, clouds hot, fifty one, thirty four outside right
now one this morning.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, Yeah, it's it's I don't know, I mean, it's
like a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's thirty four outside right now, one hundred point sevens
EXL South Jersey's rock station ZX Morning Show one hundred
point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZX.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I want to show.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, I'm usually behind on things, but I gotta say,
do you use TMU Temu t T and you like.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
A cheap It's like a cheap Amazon. Yes, exactly what
it is.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
My wife is all over this, and to me, everything
that comes to Tamu is usually too yunk.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
And by the way, you are very behind on the way. Way.
This thing has been around for like five six years and.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Whenever you have something it's kind of crappy, like, oh
it's team you just think it's like it's garbage. It
used to be Wayfair like that was like the Wayfair thing,
and then Wayfair had that kid problem and they kind
of went away. Yeah, you're ordering a cabinet and little
Jimmy comes popping out, kid pops up like I didn't
know what happened. That's why it was twenty thousand dollars.
But yeah, so Timu was just like it's just cheap stuff.

(10:43):
It's like it's like an Internet version of Big Lots.
Yes exactly, Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, So I got to
give it to the Chinese because I tell you, man,
I'm starting to use it more and more. And I
realized all they've done because my wife was looking at
these planters for her for her garden.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's the perfect thing to buy on team right, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't think I'm buying a TV or any of that.
That's thing like people will buy like a hot tub
on Timu and then be like, oh, it's a piece
of junk, and it's like, yeah, because you bought it
on I'm not buying a car from TM air conditioning unit,
none of that. Some allie buys this stuff and it
comes and you know, you're you get a peel off
this plastic thing where assembling thing. It took like two
hours to assembled this dumb thing. I'm like, this is

(11:22):
dumb ass TM you. So now she wanted to go
and get another one, but they jacked the price up.
It's like, I don't know, finding somewhere, It's just it's
just a piece of tin for your garden.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
She goes, she goes, she finds and she goes on tu.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's the same exact one that she bought on Amazon
for way cheaper. Good for Chinese people. All that they've
done is they have cut out a Chinese company. Yeah, yeah,
it's a Chinese company. You know that for in fact?
Oh yeah, Chinese are Japanese. Yeah do you see? Okay,
well those are two different countries. Well it's all right,
Well the Asians, the Asian people in Asia, Well okay,

(11:59):
then numb whatever this funny?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
This funny U. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I'm trying to find the uh the app here. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure it comes from over there. I know.
I'm gonna say, don't Why don't I just Google Google
see where it's from. I'm gonna say, a, it's gotta
be Taiwan or China. I'm gonna say Chinese because good
for them. All they've done is taken what we take
here and up the price and goalage prices.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's what it should be.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Timu is a Chinese owned e commerce platform.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
All they did, Hi, they took these dumb things that
should be fifty dollars where you buy them here, they're
one hundred and sixty dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm like, good for this.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
And now I'm starting to find things that I normally
would find just on on Amazon. Now it doesn't come
the next day like Amazon does. It takes a little while.
Well so well, those kids with the fingers have to
they have to make it, and they have to make
it in a sweaty house. Like it sounds silly, but
I'm ordering a party light right from my from my
party this weekend. So I see one of like a
guitar center, and I find the same exact one on

(12:58):
team you this one of guitars said it was like
one hundred and ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I found out for thirty seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Now it should be there, gonna yeah, will it work
the entire party, Probably not. It should be here tomorrow,
same name, same company. All they've done is just reach
scouts prices here in the United States. We just we
grabbed it and I get it. But you bought it
for fifty minutes. It's junk, but it's all junk. I'd
rather spend junk for thirty seven dollars and spend on
junk one hundred and seventy nine dollars. Yeah, I mean,

(13:26):
I feel like the one you get a guitar center
might last year a little bit longer. We're gonna say, man,
But then the one on TIMU, it's like all right,
like yeah, my house caught on fire, but hey, I
got it for thirty bucks. Yes, if my house burns down,
I won't play Team You. Well, my wife, man, they raised,
she raised about it for you. But you're right, there
are certain things you should and shouldn't buy on there.
But I'm finally like even the same brand names. I'm like,

(13:48):
this is perfect. It would be a knucklehead like me
would order a thousand or something from Team You and
just sell it for like, I don't double the price
to make money. I get what's going on here, But
now I'm cutting out the middle like those football jurors
as we get. Yes, I know, kids are stitching their
fingers to the fabric. I get it, but man, i'd
rather I and I get I'm gonna stitch jerseys for
twenty five dollars where you at the mall are paying

(14:11):
two hundreds as they're getting drunk in a football game.
No one knows the difference. It's that it's not Mitchell
and Ness or Mitchell and whatever that what's the company
Mitchell and Nest Mitchell and Ness. Like my wife is
big on that. She's like, oh, it's got to be
Mitchell and Ness. I go, no, it doesn't yeh, No,
you gotta knock off one, like nobody cares you only
wear a jersey to like a game where people are

(14:33):
drinking to the point where they're throwing up? Do you
think they care if it's a Mitchell and Ness jersey
and the one I I got a Barry Sanders that
had a Mitchell Nest tag with a bar code that
said three hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Again, we're cutting out the middleman and.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
All you're gonna do is spill mustard and wing saw
some beer on that thing. Anyway, you see what I
let me see what the most expensive thing on TIMU is?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay, because I dude, I know, like the other day,
like I.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Saw a guy I have an issue with an awning okay,
And they're like, They're like, you can buy awnings on
TEAMO And I'm like, yes, bro, I'm telling you you
watch I bet I wish I could spell awning because
I would put it in here, but I can't start
within it. But I'm working out you could. You could
easily find it in even their main site. It's it's

(15:15):
it's stupid stuff like perfect an umbrella for your patio, Okay,
perfect thing, the buye on team right air mattress perfect thing,
the buy on team. So okay, So here's a cover.
I bought this one for for my deck and Brigantine.
It's this huge cover that goes over top.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Of the deck.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
See it. Yeah, a huge shade cover for five dollars.
How is that even possible? It's made a paper, How
is that even possible?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's eighty four off? This a lint remover for a
dryer vent. I like that. Now he's a dollar seventy?
How's that?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Are they making any money? How's that even possible? Really
taking any money on that?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
But I like that.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I'm like, you know what, see, let's let's let's save
this site. I'm all about I'm sitting on account man. Okay,
get a tu solar lights for your garden yet perfect
four ninety dude, those.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Are twenty dollars at home. Four dollars and ninety cents?
Like you got him on team?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
To do it all right?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
We got switch Foot tickets switch Foot coming to Borgatta.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Do you want to see switch Foot? Remember them back
in the day?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Switch Foot come in the Borgotta six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred and seven six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred seven, switch Foot coming to Borgotta
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
We Get Back.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
We're just some rock news. Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news. Hey,
here's some rock news for you.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins and he has a pretty
good podcast too. Now. Uh. He had a surprise birthday party,
turned four fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Fifth God, these geese grunge guys are getting old.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
You say he's one of the least attractive guys, like
front guys in rock and roll. Yeah, he was one
of the grunge guys that lost his hair pretty quick,
so then he did the bald look like he's an
alien head.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
So he turned fifty nine in March seventeen.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
His wife threw a surprise birthday party for him. Pretty
good guest list, I'll be honest. Gavin Rosdale from Bush,
Anthony Keatis from the Red Chili Peppers, Marilyn Manson the
New rock Kid, Young Blood, Danny Elfman, who did all
the music for the Batman movies and all the Tim

(17:25):
Burton films, who also was in Oingo Boingo, John five
from Rob Zombie Band, The Motley Crue, Now, Rudy Sarzo,
James eh who is in the Smashing Pumpkins, Butcher Vig
from Garbage, Shooter Jennings, and Corey Fellman was there really
Corey Belman, Now my favorite is now he's a he

(17:48):
owns a rest, he owns NWA, the wrestling organization. He
loves wrestling. And so do you remember Jim the Anvil Nheart.
He was part of the Heart Foundation with Bretta.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Hit All right, now I do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
His daughter was there, she wrestles too, natty Nyheart. So
she was there celebrating Billy Corgan's fifty ninth birth. They're
going over to the guest list. Do you say to
your wife, what do you think about Marilyn Manson? Yeah,
it's a little dicey, okay, alright, fine he brings But
what if Marilyn Manson like brings like a candle, like

(18:23):
you know, like you know, he's like ends up just
being a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
He brings flowers to the wife.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
There's like a human element to all of them when
they show up, Like they probably come with a bottle
of wine or something, right like hey, how are you,
oh take your shoes off?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Please?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, Like Corey Felman takes his shoes off at the
front door and he's like, I don't I don't want
to get your carpets dirty. Alice Cooper and his wife
Cheryl Cooper have renewed their marriage vows during a ceremony
in Phoenix, celebrating fifty years of marriage.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Wow, so congrats. All their kids were there.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
And even her his wife's dad ninety two years old.
He officiated the ceremony. I thought he was faithful too.
I thought Alice Cooper was faithful the whole time. Yeah,
she got him cleaned up. Man. He was a boozehound
man back in the day and she got him all
cleaned up and so so yeah, man, Alice Cooper a
real name Vincent Fernie, seems to be just a good dude.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I've never heard anyone say anything bad about the great
Alice Cooper, and he puts on a great hell of
a show. The Doobie Brothers have announced a tour. I
know you're a big fan of the Doobi's. I was
gonna take my kid to his first concert, was going
to be the Dewbie Brothers. I figured, could there be
a safer show than the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Did you say what Doobie U be?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Now?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
From What's Happening to be up, we are getting an
Atlantic City show at the hard Rock Friday, October second.
You can see the great Doobie Brothers. And I believe
this is with Michael McDonald. He's back with the band.
So uh yeah, it looks like the closest we're going
to get is right in our backyard. Hard Rock October second,
you can see the Doobie Brothers in Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
There you go. Some rock news for you. I was
ordering food from our usual place for the big.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
One hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys rock station ZXL
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Also we are streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Dude, you were talking about Timu at six fifteen and
how you're buying stuff on Timu and once again you
know it's cheap stuff, like it's ridiculous prices. But I
kind of get it, dude, because yesterday, so we go
on vacation last week, the day before I go on vacation,
something like this always happens. My dryer breaks and it's
not worth fixing. It's old. I'm like, all right, so

(20:44):
I'm gonna need a new dryer, and I'm like, I'll
deal with that after vacation. So now it's after vacation,
and dude, so I go online and you know, it's
one of those things where it's like you're you know,
I needed a basic dryer.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah right, I didn't need anything. I don't need.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I don't need the stack of bulls, like I just
needed a basic dryer that we had growing up. It's
too much, the settings are too much. Dude, brought give
me one dial, right, just one dial in the middle,
that's all I need and a start button and mine
has a pulstrip. So I go and I see it,
and now I know where I'm gonna be living, right, Like,

(21:21):
I know it's gonna be six seven hundred bucks for
a basic dryer. And it's gas, which all why whoever
invented a gas dryer?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Why?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Why do we need a gas dryer? Give me a
give me electric? Did they burn hotter gas? Mine's a
gas one too, but it still does to do the job. No,
it's it's like they're the same, but it's like, why
are we doing a gas dryer? So whatever, it just
adds to the cost. So so I go advertised six fifty. Okay, fine, man,
six fifty I can I can live with that.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Fine.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I know there's gonna be a delivery fee. I know
there's kind of gonna be like maybe like you have
to install the gas line fee. But dude, so six fifty,
I'm doing the whole checkout thing, right, get everything set up.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
You want to say where you got it from? Or no,
the depot?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Okay, gotcha, right, it's pay I get that. That's all
I got. Like, like we have our guy. We have
our guy Steve. Like if I'm doing a major appliance,
I'll call him up beautiful, right, But like if I'm
doing a microwave or a dryer, like, I don't need
to call him up, Like he's not making any money
off that.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
He won't even answer your call. He won't.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
He's like he's like you, poor bastard. Uh and so
uh so six fifty right. I know there's gonna be
a couple of fees thrown in their taxes, you know what,
I dude, not even kidding. I go to check out, right,
it says, you know, you know, Ari, are you ready
to check out? I check out nine hundred and seventy dollars. Yeah,

(22:50):
it's and I'm like, so you so hold on you
You're advertised at six point fifty, but with all the
add ons, nine hundred and seventy dollars and the set.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Of the price is now up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, I'm like, bro come on, but what am I
gonna do? I need a dryer, Like I can't. There's
actual wet clothes still sitting in my wash because the
dryers broke. I went to I went the Lows and like,
we have a simple set down in Brigantine and that's what.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
That is due.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
This dryer works awesome in Brigantine and we had the
fancy one, the other front loads and everything else. I said, no,
I go to Low's. I find the one you gotta
you know, you gotta match them. Of course I buy
two of them. They were like five fifty five five.
It was like perfect, It's the simplest one ever. Then
he asked, you want to you want to install it? Like, no,
it's just drop it in. I could put the gas

(23:35):
line on myself whatever. The guys actually ended up doing it.
I ended up tipping them a couple of bucks. But yeah, man,
by the time when all sitting done, you get both
it's like, I don't know five p fifty five fifty
was like fifteen hundred. When all said and done, you
need the the hose package, bro will ain't included with
the with the.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Dryer that comes.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, man, you got well per code. We have to
redo the vent line, you know, so you got you
gotta do the lit vent to put that thing on
the back. Is whoever came up with that stupid that
And now with gas gas is more expensive, so you
gotta get they got up to do the gas line.
And then it's the and now this is the new one.
There's a takeaway fee. It's the takeaway fae. They have

(24:16):
to take the old one away. I'll come over, we'll
throw that thing on the front lawn, little scrap to
I was like, I was like, you're gonna scrap this,
like you're gonna make money off this and I'm paying
you to take it away. Yeah, I tell you why.
It was impressive. Man, these two guys to show up.
It was like two rhinoceroses carry it up. The thing
they had to beld over their shoulder, that that dangles
that the washing machine.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Job.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
They're third party guys, like they just get hired by
the depot or Low's or whatever to to deliver stuff.
But dude, I got a fridge not that long ago,
and uh, you know, I cleared out, you know, cleared
out the space the fridge. I uh no, they had
to take the fridge out. And I'm like, hey, man,
do you like, do you need any help? Guys like no,
they had those stupid wraps and they put them around

(25:01):
their back. Uh huh, dude, they lifted this fridge up
like it was a feather.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Man, that's their thing. I'm not kidding. They had this
fridge connected less than ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
That I'll never put a dishwasher in because you gotta
know what you're doing. Dude, that level, because that could
kill a house, right like that, dude, that that that
could float a house. But even that, man, like you
watch somebody who knows what they're doing with the dishwasher,
and like, I get it. I get I'm paying for
your expertise. But to go from six fifty to nine

(25:33):
to seventy, it's a lot, dude, it's a lot in fees.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
There's a lot of hidden costs.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like why you just I don't know, Just tell me
and then I'm gonna tip the guys each twenty bugs. Right,
So I'm just a nice guy, right, But meanwhile, you
already paid him kind from the other shop.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
So yeah, so yeah nice nine nine seventy for a
basic dryer. It's not even a nice dryer, just it's
gonna get the job done.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Uh dude, you know what, man, I'm just gonna put
up some clotheslines in the backyard to do an old
school look we get back, we'll not got some headlines.
One un two point seven's the XL, South Jersey's rock
station's EXL.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
This is something out of a movie Man where the
guy stalks the girl. Okay, and it's happening to my wife. Ooh,
she's got a stalker.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
So, as a young twenty year old college student in Colorado,
she was working for this like a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
She was a server.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
So her boss was like fifty years old at the time.
Ends up, he had like this super weird crush on her,
Like it was like it was weird. She got twenty
twenty one, twenty two. Yeah, he's fifty. Now are you
saying he's fifty and he was probably like thirty, Well
he was fifty back then, so he was really fifty
or you just like, I know, sometimes you time throws

(26:51):
you off, Like a lot of times, you're like, dude,
twenty years ago we were I was hanging at club's
DJing and I was like, bro, twenty years ago, me
and you were doing radio again.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
So according to her, he was probably in his fifties.
And this comes from my wife who was like, like
a weird creeper guy years ago.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
So this guy's now. It's so you're saying this guy's
seventy five. Yeah. Yeah, Like like I was like, well,
what did he do?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
She's like, he used to like to watch me eat,
And I'm like, okay, this is a weird, creepy guy
who's like praying on some twenty year old girl.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Happens to be my wife. Yeah. So uh so we
she ends up quitting or I think she got fired
or something. She ends up leaving. She didn't eat well enough,
Yeah I guess not. Yeah, no, no, she at your
mouth open open that mouth. That's a weird fetish.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I tell her the same thing, open that mouth up.
So I guess so she either I guess she quit
or got fired. Something happened and he wrote her uh okay, okay.
So she ends up quitting, she's out of this job,
she's going, she leaves, she's done college, she gets like
a real job whatever. So this guy has like this
thing for us. So she ends up moving and he
writes her like this letter before she leaves. I guess

(27:57):
it was an E must have been a yeah, yeah,
basically like all that stuff like my my wife and
I guess the wife kind of knew we had some
thing for and everything else, like confessing his love for
and I'm like, Okay, this is.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Weird, creepy, but here you're you know, you're you're in
New Jersey. Now done. Yeah, he's taking his last shot
and we've all done that.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Like there was a I had a crush on a
girl growing up and I ended up taking to a
prom as a friend. I ended up getting a ticket
that night for speeding and my mom's Dodgs caravan.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So I was like, you know what what the wood
panels or no wood panels? Uh, no wood panels, no
wood panels? What man that fit? It fit?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Like seven people come from dude, those original caravans. Yeah,
So I ended up getting a ticket on like a
prom night. I'm like, you know what, what the hell
my life, the days, the night's already screwed up. Anyway,
I just asked this girl she wants to go out
with me, and she did, and so the whole night
really blew or whatever. I was like, no, let's just
keep being friends. I'm like, all right, I I went
to school. This guy was a dickhead. He was a

(28:53):
teacher at my high school, and he was a track coach,
and he was obsessed with this one girl who was
a year old than me. And so she's graduating, she's
going to college, she's going to college or on track.
And he I mean, she's eighteen, he's like mid thirties
maybe yeh, he's got wife, got kids. Oh god, yeah,

(29:15):
So dude, the worst reaction you could ever get. He
shoots his shot, right, I think, you know, maybe like
he had shown up to like one of these like
high school graduation parties and the kids are drinking. He's
probably throwing some back, right, maybe maybe even bought him booze.
And I've seen worse than this early thirties eighteen still

(29:35):
not yeah, I see that happen.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
So this guy goes and he was a dick he
was a I hated him what he was our track coach.
I hated him.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
And he goes up to the girl and he can,
like in a drunken state, confesses to her that he's
in love with her and they should run off together.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Her reaction is the greatest, and her boyfriend told me
the story. She turns the the guy and goes.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Ew, yeah, not even know. I have my whole life
ahead of me.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Just it gets back to his wife, ends up getting divorced,
ends up getting fired, like ruin.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
This guy's life just ruined. His life.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Had a buddy who was a teacher man, and again
the same thing, like in his thirties, ends up. I
think he ended up like with the student in and
the wife found out he had to go to like
like sex counseling or something like that. We didn't jail,
but yeah, that's where he should have gone his jail.
So then I guess he finds her Instagram. Now she

(30:33):
has like business Instagram, she has one for her person
or her name, but she never uses it. So I
guess he found her through that send her a message
over the weekend. So this is the guy, this is
this is this is this seventy five year old guy. Yeah,
so somehow he must have found out what Instagram was,
and he sends her, You've exceeded my expectations, and that's
what he SAIDs her. Now she goes back and looks

(30:55):
at this guy's profile. He's following my wife and seven
porn stars. Yeah, like this guy, dude me and be friends.
This is this is out of a movie where it's
the weird guy. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I listen,
I get. I guess there's good managers or restaurants out there,
but I don't know. When the whole staff is a
bunch of smoking, hot eighteen and twenty year olds, maybe

(31:17):
there's something up there. This guy was a total creeper. Guys,
guys never stopped being creepy. Because my mom went to
her fiftieth This is when she was alive, and she
did this when she was dead, it'd be weird. She
went to her fiftieth high school reunion and some guy
that I guess had a crush on her. Fifty years later,
my dad is dead. He he you know, they they

(31:40):
exchange exchange phone numbers, you know, and she's being very friendly,
and so he keeps calling her and he keeps calling her.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
He wants to take her out, dude. At this point,
my mom's seventy five.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Wow, man, yeah, seventy something, you know, like, and my
mom's like like she was getting worried, Like she's like
this guy is like he's calling every day, and like
this guy might just be a lonely guy. But it's
fifty years later to the point where my brother just
called the guy up and said, hey, cut it out. Wow,
Like she she yeah, she did it. Like you're freaking

(32:12):
her out, bro, Like your mom might have been on
his mind for like fifty years years. It's like Steve
ramy In is that Happy Gilmore or is that Billy
Madison where he's he has the list of people that
he's gonna kill and he's putting the lipstick on. Oh yeah,
he has, mister d It's one of those Adam Sandler movies.
Adam Sander acts goofy and does a goofy voice. It's

(32:35):
a great scene and he andy, uh and so Adam
Adam Sandler is nice to him, so he scratches out
Adam's name.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Weird man, dude, it's weird dudes. Dudes. Look, they could
be eighty years old and still be creepy.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Like, wouldn't be shocked that this guy hopped the flight
and somehow was watching my wife at my kids baseball.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I wouldn't be shocked. Man, that catch a predator show.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You would see these guys and they'd be in their
seventies and eighties, still trying to get like kids.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Wow, dude's rob What do you think? Like? What do
you think is gonna happen here? And this guy's wife
knew about it too. I don't even know if she's
with him. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You ruined your whole life over over my wife? My goodness?
Oh oh boy, Look she was hot. She still lives. Man,
What do you have to dishes? Dude? What if she
runs off with them? Right right? What if I'm talking
in a month from now, I'm like, she actually took
them up on that. They're running a Jersey mics. Yeah,
good luck. She don't do dishes. Dog. There's a lot
of things you know he kept back. We'll knock out

(33:31):
Some trash list is sponsored by Atlantic City Track. Oh
Love track.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Anything thirty or doing anything racket rock or roughing yet
love trash.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Here's some trash for you. I look, it sucks. You know,
I just had a parent die. It's never easy.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Kelly Osbourne, if you've seen her lately, she doesn't even
look like herself anymore. She's lost so much weight to
man and you know, I'm sure it's o zempic and
and maybe starving herself. You know.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
But she was engaged with one of the guys in
slip Knock. They have a kid together, and they have
they have now broken up.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, I mean she's probably out of her mind. Yeah yeah,
healthy And I get it, dude, I get it. Look
man like, you know, you go a little crazy, you
go a little nuts. You know, your dad died. Your
dad's Ozzy Osbourne. But I think Kelly needs some help.
I think somebody's got dude. I mean they if the
picture they keep putting up online is real, somebody's got

(34:53):
to take her and just put her in some type
of treatment center because it's like it's I mean, she's unrecognizable.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
You lost two parents. You didn't shred a pound?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Man?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Whoa? I mean, not in a bad way, not that
you have to. I mean your perthday, thank you. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
If you didn't go down at one hundred and fifteen pounds.
I would love to, though, I give me a little depression.
Jessica Biel, the wife of Justin Timberlake, Theatrix, A very
attractive lady, her talented lady. She is not happy that
the dui footage of Justin Timberlake's arrest has surfaced. So

(35:31):
Justin Timmerlake, and honestly, everyone kind of forgot, Like two
years ago, you got a busted for a dui. He
was up in what's that fancy pants place, the Hamptons
up in New York. He was in the Hampdens and
he gets busted, and so they have the footage. You go,
everything's on body cam stuff, and he fought in court

(35:52):
to have it, you know, not get publicly released, but
it ended up getting out there. And I'll be honest,
it's wrong to drink and drive. Do not drink and drive,
especially like dude, you're Justin Timberlake. You couldn't get nuber right.
But I think he kind of gives us some cred.
He's very funny in the video. He's busting balls with

(36:13):
the cops, like he's not being a dick. He's not
thrown out. I'm justin Timberlake to Actually he waits very
long to even say because they're like, what are you
doing here? And he's like, I'm on tour and they're
like on tour for what, Like the guy didn't know
who he was, and he like really waits a while
to be like, Hey, I'm justin Timberlake and the guy's like,
you're justin Timberlake. Yeah. Like when he said he wanted

(36:36):
to hide it, I thought.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
There might have been like some racism or something. Isn't bad.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
The best is he's going over the paperwork because they
make you read the paperwork and everything make sure you
understand it.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
And and I guess they checked him off as white.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
And so he's reading the paperwork and he looks at
the cop and he goes, why'd you check me off
as white? And then he's like, I'm just busting your balls.
And so the only person that was a dick. I
guess he had like an assistant with him, and the
assistant started with the cops like do you know who
this is? And like even Justin's like shut up, like look,

(37:12):
you know he took the heat. He ended up not
getting a DUI. They ended up getting a lesser charge.
But Jessica Biel said it's very frustrating and stressful for
her family that this video came out. I don't know, dude,
I think it gives them some credibility.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Man. Again, I how to do something awful just to
accept it? Yeah, look, you you are kind of funny.
You're funny in real life.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Let's see here. Bill Cosby alive? Right, he is alive?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yes, yeah, yep. He lost a case, one of these
rape cases yesterday. It's gonna cost him nineteen million. Back
at it a girl in nineteen seventy two. So they
adjusted the law now because there used to be a
time table, and now they've extended it so these women

(38:05):
from the seventies can seal them.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I feel listen, man, I get it. If it happen,
you deserve it all. I get it. But I mean,
you're talking fifty years ago. How how are you proving
that he did that? You know it's she did. She
got nineteen million, Yes, she did. That's a lot. How's
he had nineteen million? Dude, Bill Cosby? Bill did? Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, dude, At one point, do you know he was
gonna buy NBC? Wow, that's how successful Bill Cosby was
at one time, and this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
The guy who owns OnlyFans he died yesterday at the
age of forty three.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Wow, yeah it did say.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
They haven't said from what, but yeah, guy who created OnlyFans,
the owner, Leo rad Vince, is dead at the age
of forty. I guess he gets a kickback from everybody, right,
that's the whole point of Only Fans.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I think it's I think it.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Because I watch a lot of podcasts about like the
business side of it, thinking like, so a girl makes
one hundred bucks, she's getting seventy, he's getting thirty.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
It's not bad. There you go, some trash South.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Hey, good morning z XLD, morning God, and how.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Are you, Hey, Chuck Whillery. We'll be back in two
and two.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's right, name email, that's right.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Oh, yeah, that's right. We've talked to you before.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah. The Dude Love Connection was a great show and
also the original host of Wheel of Fortune before.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
H Pat Well what was his name, Pat?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Pat's a yeah, yeah, any relation. You know you're not
related in any way, are you. It's a great email
address though, yeah, and then he used to do it,
used to do this. He would put his his two
fingers up and we'll be back in two and two.
That's rock horns, right, it was rock horns, but it

(40:01):
wasn't rock horns when Chuck Woolery did it.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
It was love Connection.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
That's where they used a whoopie instead of sex. Right,
when you're making whoopee, what do you do? I think
probably is one of those shows. Yeah, yeah, because that
was the whole show.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
They would they would set these people up and then
they the people would come back and like bash each
other and be like I hated the guy or.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I love the guy.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I think I'm thinking of the newly Like okay, when
when you guys are making whoopy because you action in
front or the back would be a question. If I
remember Love Connection, it was they would send the people
out on a date and then they would come back
and interview each person, and then the people would either
bash the people or say how much they loved the person.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Okay, maybe it would make a love connection.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Remember uh and Living Color? But carry was going off connection?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah the episode Yes, yes, him and the girl from
ahead of the class.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, he can beat her up a lot.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
All right, you got tickets and go see Switch Foot
at Porganta.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I want to pass on that.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I'm just going to say thanks for the h uh.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I try not to do the guy I used to
work there. I put the picture, but uh, your pictures
on Facebook?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Love them?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Oh you got it?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Oh you talking about our selfies we do at uh
facebook dot com?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Forwards last show jowin Scotty, Well, yeah, that's the paintbook
up the hotties. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Do you know how many people think they're local girls?
Like guys like those girls really send those pictures in.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I say, no, they're not local. They're not local.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Do you know what Scotty search his search engine muscle.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
The work Like, dude, I'm not kidding my wife.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
My wife goes through my phone and she'll look at
the pictures and just shake her head and go, what
are you doing. There's not a picture of me or
the kids. It's just these girls, these selfie girls. I
was like, I don't know, baby, it's my job. Are
you sure you don't want switch Foot tickets? They come
with the pictures, all right? Look, man, thanks for the call.

(42:04):
Chuck Woolery, I love you, I love you too.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Be good. One point seven Jerseys rock stations z XL
one show. That's us.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
We're streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Go to the iHeartRadio
app search w z x L. Do it, do it.
We'll come to your house and kill you if you don't. Dude,
I get rules and regulations. But I'm on vacation with
my in laws and we're in a beautiful place, Savannah, Georgia,

(42:33):
and there's this riverfront and there's this word like in
this bar and it's overlooking the river.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
And so my mother in law, she doesn't drink a
whole lot, but when she does drink, she gets real fun.
You I've heard, man. Yeah, we actually have a name
for it too, like like a whole other woman comes
out when she drinks. But she she just turned I think,
you know, I don't know if she wants people to
know this, but she just turned a big a B.

(43:01):
Birthday starts with a six and ends with an O.
So we're sitting at this bar and the bar waiter
comes up and he's like, hey, hey, you guys want
some drinks. We're like yeah, And now me and my
father in law were always like just we'll grab a beer,
and my mother in law doesn't normally drink.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
So my wife orders a drink, I order a drink.
My father in law orders a drink.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
And they get to my mother in law and she's
sixty years old and she's like, I am still young.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
You're saying it like no, no, no, but like you
I mean you you know, like you know, like you know,
like you know, and.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
She goes, okay, I'll take whatever a margarita, let's say,
And the guy goes, I just need IDs, okay, all right,
I get your rules and regulations at the bar. You
need an ID even though we all definitely look like
we're way over twenty one. Yeah, so we give him
the eye. My mother in law's driver's license is expired,

(44:04):
I guess by like a couple of days, like it
just her birthday just happened.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Guy goes, I can't serve you. It's an expired license. Really,
I'm like, bro, like what what?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Like and we all looked and she's like she's like,
you know what, I didn't even want to drink anyway.
She's playing it all but like me and my father
inlaw were getting pissed, were like, dude, like what it
really like it you can tell it's expired by like
four days, and you can tell she's over twenty one
years old, and you're still gonna play this game with it.
Like I get wah wah, will do it when you're

(44:40):
buying cigarettes. You might be in your thirties, whatever, I
get it. Just ask everyone for ID. But if act
she got denied a drink not thinking she's over you
think it's over twenty one and the fact that it
was inspired by a couple of days, do you think
that was a fake ID? Right, it's a bird and
she just had a birthday. Yeah, Like, dude, really and
he wouldn't, Dude, he wouldn't. He wouldn't budge. People will

(45:00):
make executive decisions like that, that that server whatever, even
though nobody will make that decision to say I did
the right you obviously there's one hundred percent chance she's
able to drink. So I served her a drink. And
so it was like, and look, I respect servers, man,
it's a hard job to do. And and but dude,
we had you know, we had one or two drinks

(45:21):
and we were out the door. We're like, we're not
sticking around here, man, Like you kidding me? Yeah. I
also looked at my mother in law. I was like,
you gotta get that taken care of, like right now, dude,
I couldn't fly. I don't have that real ID when
my passports expire, right, So like I'm I'm just as
bad as she is. Uh, And I think my ID
is about to expire. My driver's license is about to

(45:42):
expire too. But I'm like, yeah, Like, bro, it's a
sixty year old woman, and really you're gonna shut her
down because their licenses.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Well, I say that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Like there's gray areas, but people can't address those gray
areas anymore. Like the policy is you have to have
a valid driver license order to get a drink. Okay,
I understand that. If a kid comes in and she
might be twenty two or twenty four or he's twenty
six years old, I get that because then there's a
gray area there and you could be serving somebody under
twenty one. But put the gray area aside. You obviously
know she's twenty one. What's the problem. Like my wife

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didn't however, ID and she almost didn't get in somewhere,
And I'm like, you know, look at the look at
around her eyes, like you could see the lines of it.
I was like, dude, you know my wife is over
twenty one. I don't know why you would say it,
like she has like some gray hair, like she looks older. Dude,
I don't know why you would say that. Either, she
looks great Red Robin. I remember taking my son for

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a birthday, Like we went and took him out for
his birthday, and I didn't have my idea on me.
It was in the car and I ordered a beer. Dude,
you look at me, I look over twenty one. Sure,
yeah right, And so the woman's like, yeah, without idea,
I can't serve you. I go amazing cut, like really, yeah,
so you got I think it was raining. I'm like,

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so now I gotta run out in the rain, get
my idea to come in here, just because I want
a sixteen ounce beer.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yep, they'll never make that that man. I get it.
I get policy.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
But it's like, sometimes you're right, there's a gray area,
Like she gave you an idea, it was just expired
by a couple of days. You could read it that
it was her birthday had just happened a couple days
before on vacation.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Her daughter's next door come on so we.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Would do another bar that was shady, and they just
they they gave her right, they gave her drugs.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, it was an eleven year old next year doing shots.
Look we get back what they think?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Old?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have a bad.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
On Friday, a fifteen year old kid from Germany he
found his way to sneak into a bus depot, nab
a set of keys, and drive away with one of
the buses. The theft was captured on camera, but security
officials just assumed it was a driver doing their job.
In reality, the stolen bus and made it eighty miles
before it was finally spotted by cops. It seems the
team behind the wheel wanted to take his girlfriend the school,

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and he was at the moment picking her up to
take eighty miles back to her school.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I wouldn't mind trying to drive a school bus.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
I don't know if this wasn't even a school bus.
I think this was like a like like one of
those coach buses. The kid is now facing multiple charges,
but it's a mystery as how to he learned how
to drive a bus.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I mean, I guess those are air brakes, right, you
got to know how to drive that stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah. I wonder if they are still stick though, because
I remember growing up.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Man was like, I'm like Man.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
It took two years to make the trip, but a
message in a bottle managed to float its way from
the shore of Canada to Scotland. Like Scott says, he
was walking his dogs on the beach in Saint Cyrus
when he saw a bottle in shallow water.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
He looked inside.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
He found a note and it had been sealed in
plastic to protect it from leaks. The note was penned
by a woman, written in French in August of twenty
twenty four, and encouraged whoever might have found it to
hit her up on Facebook. He said him and his
wife did just that and have yet to receive a response, though,
so she threw a message in a bob.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I guess in a world of Facebook you could find
that person in sure.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah. To get away from the minute to minute hammering
of negative news cycles, people are now engaging in a
practice of called nature bathing. Whether it's talk about Iraq
gas prices, politics, Iran, or whatever news inspired stress that's
out there, nature bathers have mounted a counter attack of

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shutting away all devices and electronics and just sitting in
a natural setting to absorb the glorious site, sounds, and
smells in general nothingness, whether it's for ten minutes for
two hours. Fans of the practice say it's the perfect
way to escape from some of life's harsher realities. So
pretty much just shutting off the internet.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah for doing. Hey listen, man, I don't know it's
good for you. There you go, those people, they have
a bad you.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Nassible snapshot from Progressive wasn't created for just anybody. Seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL show. I gotta get my
taxes done today. Oh yeah, I gotta do. I should
uh got to call our boys because I'm going to
our boys house. I got a three thirty set up. Yeah,
I'm gonna get to sit next to the parrot and
get kind.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Of a person to get in with you.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
We'll do it together like we do the Booze Cruise.
Nothing we get done. No, no, dude, he talks enough
already when you do your taxes, Like taxes should take
my twenty minutes and end up being there for two hours.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Yeah, it easily could be done pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
But uh, you know, I have a you know, he
has a waiting room, which is the living room where
I have Fox News on, which is nice.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
It is used to do you stuff the parrot?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Dude there used to be it was like dude, it
was it was a menagerie of animals. It was turtles, parents, dogs, everything. Cats.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah. Yeah, so I gotta go to now.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
My wife has a different idea of what we should
get back on our tax returns.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I'm happy just to break even.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
She wants to know why we're not getting thousands back
like everybody else. I said, well, because you do pretty
good for yourself, so we're in a different area exactly.
That's my whole thing is I just don't want to
owe money. I the days of getting money back are over.
I just don't want to owe. And uh and my
wife does the same thing. She's like, well, how much
money we get back? And one year we owed, we

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owed like a two grand Yeah, and I can't do
I came home and had to tell her that she
got mad at me. Well, her fault, because our wives
make better money than us. Imagine you if you and
I were just our single and getting our taxes back
we'd be that guy who make get it, get the
tax return, like no Joe. Growing up, there were the

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guys who would wait all year long to get their
tax return.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I know those guys didn't take him. They did. They
would be like, dude, dude, I'm getting this tax return.
I'm going to Disney World. I'm going I'm going to Jamaica.
Scotty got a TV. Well, Joe got a bike. I'm
like dude.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
And they would wait all year and be like Yoe, Like,
when I get this tax return check, it's going to
change my life.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Like you know, if you just worked harder all year,
you could have had all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, well I had the I loan the guy money
to get an apartment, so when his tax return comes in,
that money goes to me. And I do that thing too,
where I do I do fire some shots at the guy.
I'm like, well, I did pay some medical bills. Is
is that? I don't know what is a tax right
off and what's not. But I just know this guy,
sharp as his pencil, does a pretty good job. And
we'll leave it at that. If I was to go

(52:15):
to a and I hate to say this, but I
know a guy who's like he's like a real account
like for a real company, and he's.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Like, nah, I can't do that. I can't do that.
I was like, then I'm not going to you. But
you're my boy.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
My thing is, I'm so low on the totem pole,
they really gonna come after me. I'm very generous too.
At the donation plate at church on Sunday. Yeah, but
that's all cash it I put it in. Yeah, which
once again you're giving money at church to a place
that doesn't pay tax.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
How about that? How about the how about how about that?
Catch me outside? Everybody, everybody stay at tail. Let's kick
off that rock block for you.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It is one hundred point seven z XL, South Jersey's
rock station, z x L Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Smiling smiles with you and when you're laughing, oh you love.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Man, the sun comes shining through where you're crying. Let
you bring on the rind right on. Stop you shot and.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Stop your side.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
We'll to be happy.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
And then where you smiling, let's just smile, keep on smiling.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I'm a smile rocking out man.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I love to look at me guys on my way
to work.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
The ring.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
She's like, oh yeah, warming up, Chip, and I'm like
I'm about you.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, we're rocking. Hey, thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
You shot to the best.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
How you dying? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys.
Hilariot it oh is it my radio or are you
only broadcasting? And mana you get them the hell out
of here with you rolled out. This is the raad
DJ like, if you're on it, I listened to it.
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