WEDNESDAY 1-07-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Those wake up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

(00:38):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? Good morning everybody. Dude.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I don't know if you did the new update on
your iPhone. It sucks. It sucks, and like stuff that
I'm used to is going on. My Apple car play
is gone, like I can't figure out how to get
it back. It's like I wish I never would have

(01:08):
hit updated.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, my wife just got a new phone.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Finally it got so bad, like she's been trying to
get she had a night phone.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I was the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I think it was like a fourteen or an eleven
or something. We're up to seventeen now.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
But it was so bad. I said, you use it
for work, Go get yourself a bone.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
She never did until finally half the screen was dark
and the other half had like three lines running. To
be honest, I'm on her side. My wife kind of
surprised everyone with new phones.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Like all our phones were up for you know, upgrades.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Dude, if we were going on vacation a couple days
before she updates, she gives me the new phone.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
It hasn't been right since.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, dude, I will take my old beat up phone
in a second, because I knew at least it was
working right. Yeah, she got a new phone and something's
not there because she has bitched about it too, She's like,
where's this sub Dude, I couldn't get into my I
couldn't into my outlook for like three months was and
then you got to remember your passwords and everything like that.
Everything has to be updated. Yeah, I don't know, dude.

(02:09):
This new update on iPhone it sucks, man. I mean
it's just a money grab. That's why we're buying new phones.
Like the phone probably unless you change the technology, would
would work find in an iPhone twelve? Well I need
to do is like check emails and pick up the
phone and call.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It is crazy and I didn't believe it until this
happened to me.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
People always like, uh, you know, as the iPhones and
Apple products get older, they kind of shut them down, right,
And dude, I had a mini iPad from like twenty thirteen.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I wasn't asking to do anything crazy on it. I
wanted to give it to, you know, one of the
kids so they could you know, watch I don't know,
YouTube or something. And this is like five years ago,
so it wasn't that old. It stopped working, it wouldn't
it wouldn't update to any of the new apps. Yeah,
the peers will do that too, man. Like the laptops,
it just they just don't. They don't function the way

(02:57):
they should function because the technology.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Goes like that sucks, dude.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I mean, like, you know, once again, it probably dropped
I don't know, four hundred bucks and twenty thirteen on
this stupid thing, and you're telling me less than ten
years later, I can't I can't use it anymore. And
my wife goes there, Well, they don't have the iPhone seven.
They only have the seven plus, which is like the
size of an iPad.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
And if you go, you got to order the other one.
It won't be in let's just get it. It's like
it's an extra fifty dollars a month.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
But the whole thing they're not free, but we pay
for phones. They're wrapped in a plan. It's funny it's
a one thousand dollars piece of equipment that I handed
my twelve year old one thousand dollars. It's on the floor,
it's thrown on the show show. Oh yeah, he's on
it all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
And it's it's never charged.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Je of course, yes at the thousand dollars and handed
a twelve year old. I never forget working with an
old radio producer and we're sitting in an office and
he breaks out. I forget what it was called. I
think it was an Apple product. Maybe it wasn't, but
it was one of these like it wasn't even a phone.

(03:57):
It was like a daily planner, but you could take
the plastic pen out and like touch.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
The screen with it.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, And he thought he was so super cool with
this thing. And it must have cost him an arm
and a leg. And I knew what the guy was making.
He didn't have the money for this thing. And he's
got the thing and he's like, yeah, see, I can
update my calendar.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
On this thing. And I go, really, that's it. Yeah,
my buddy had one.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was like it was like a twenty four inch
screen and it's sat on his count. I'm looking and
I could see everything like what days for the kids?
You're doing something in their activities. So I go and
get one, and me trying to sink that with my
wife and our phones and our calendars.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It would have been nice because I can hang it
a wall out. Today is so and.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
So I have this ado with that to do and
update it for my phone, and it was such a
pain in the ass.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I said it back, man, I said, I was like,
I don't work it.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
It would be easier. But even like Facebook, man, I
don't know if you remember this. Right around when covid started,
they tried to market it was like futuristic television phones
where it was pretty much face time, but it was
just one like a big iPad.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
It was just for Facetimer.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
And then people were like bought it, and then Facebook
was like, well, we'll just put FaceTime on the phone.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
And then these people are.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Stuck with these stupid big screens sitting on the kitchen
countertop because you want to talk to grandma.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Uh huh yeah. It's like it's like, oh, you just
screwed me hard.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
It's that commercial with the old couples talking to the kids. Hey,
how was baseball good? What position do you play? Third base.
Grandpa played third base. Yeah, dude, my mom up until
the day she died. I couldn't get her to use
an iPhone jealous of that. She had no contact unless
you picked that phone off. You know, will never, never, ever,

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ever was in front of a computer. Fantastic because she
never utilized the computer. She would get like especially you
know in the later years, people would have to email her,
they'd have to email me, and I was amazing. Eyes
never looked at the screen unless it was the big
girl from Fox, the Fox filling up. Sue Serio, she
loves you, Sarrio. Shout out, Sue Serio. Everybody can see

(06:04):
it's uh Todays two Wednesday, Wednesday, Jeni's okay, welndesday everybody,
And yet another day. We have nothing to give away
for the ZXL workforce employee of at day. You know what, Honestly,
give us a week or so to get acclimated back
to being at.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Work and then we'll really get into the we're.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Gonna give stuff away most and I know what you're
thinking out their audience is that, wow, you had two
weeks off, maybe you could have gotten these things worked out.
Then Nope, no, not here that's one hundre point seven. ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody,
do it live.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I can go alrite it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. Here some news
about us.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
On a Wednesday, A lengthy grudge was at the heart
of a deadly mass shooting at Brown University a couple
of weeks ago and the murder of an MIT nuclear
physics professor. According to sources, the alleged killer, Claudio Valente,
recorded a video explaining his actions and opening fire on
a study group at Brown's Engineering and Physics building on

(07:13):
December thirteenth, killing two students and injuring nine others, and
then going to the home of an MIT professor and
killing him.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
A New Jersey It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
A New Jersey man duped to seventy two year old
Michigan woman out of more than two hundred thousand dollars
by tricking her and believing she won five point five
million dollars in the publisher's clearing house sweep stakes. God
to show with the big jetude. I mean, I get it,
you're seventy two. That's not that old, but who's still
dealing with the publisher's clearing.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Wasn't that Ed McMahon.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, he would show up to your house with a
big check in front of your doors, like, wow, he's here, man,
I want I don't know I even know how you like?
How did you get in that drawing? Did you send
something in the Yes, you would get a like and
then you would have to send it back in. The
victim then mailed more than two hundred thousand dollars to
multiple addresses, including more than ninety thousand dollars to the

(08:09):
man up in North Jersey. Cracker Barrel is now putting
some old stuff back on the menu. The Tennessee based
restaurant chain revealed yesterday that it's Hamburger steak plus its
eggs in a Basket are returning by popular demand.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Why were they racist last time? Well, this is so.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
This is one of those things where Cracker Barrel tried
to become a little woke, like the bud Light thing,
and they changed their logo because their logo, I believe,
was supposed to be like just an old black guy
sitting on a porch, right like with iced tea or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Was it an old black guy or on it.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It was an old guy, but they were like, no,
it's an old black guy. It's cracker means cracking the whip.
And so they changed the logo and people freaked out,
and they, I guess, tried to change the menu up
and now they're returning at least two originals, the Hamburger steak.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Which I don't sounds okay? Yeah uh, and it's eggs
in the basket.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Do you still have the game with the little pin
that looked like golf Te's where he that game? I tried,
It's it's you're trying to jump en off pieces and
then land in one.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I never was a big cracker barrel guy, but like
you know that, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
That little store next to it always smelled good. That's news.
What about sports?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
The Baltimore Ravens, they fired John Harball yesterday. I think
me and you were the first to jump on.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
This by a mistake.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well yeah, so Adam Schefter did put out a tweet
in the middle of the night last night, two nights ago,
and then never really filed up on it until later
in the day.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
So I think he jumped the gun on it.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Well, so, yeah, John Harriball done, I'm here, and he's
going to be your next New York Giants coach.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Everybody wants this guy because he's a tough guy and
he's a good coach. He is a good coach.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I think that the problem is this quarterback, Like everyone
says you a little Tamar Jackson is this great quarterback.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Listen, he is. He's got a ton of talent.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
But every game I watch, he goes back, he scrambles,
then he runs like thirty yards behind a line of
scrimmage and they get sacked and you can't win.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
On second and thirties Sixers Wizards.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's gonna be tonight and the Flyers beat the Ducks
five to yesterday.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Flyers may be leaves tomorrow. There you go. That's news.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
That's clouds day, fog early and I have to fifty
four clouds tonight over low with thirty five tomorrow for
your Thursday sun in clouds. I have to fifty one
forty one outside right now, lunch points Rocks, Jersey's v X.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Stations, the XL Morning Show. My wife will drink.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
She doesn't drink a ton, but she will drink when
we go out and there's times where I'll never say
she's embarrassing, but she's fun.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
She's loud, his heat so she I think a couple
drinks knocks her on her end. Doors she'll get she'll get.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
A little tipsy, you know, laughing here she's having that
with the girls. And yeah, you know she'll do that
thing where she dances sexy with a girl. That's what
girls do. It doesn't meant anything by it's just I
don't know, she's out doing a little thing, come to.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Just dance and whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
My wife gets that look in her eyes, that glossy look,
and I was like, all right, I know, I know
it's going to.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Be a fun night. Yeah, it's like a glaze overtap.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's like, okay, she probably has one more and then
there's gonna be a problem.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
But last night, man, So I get booked to do.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
A holiday party for a for a friends of a
friends who know I DJ. It was their holiday part
of the owner, they own a bar and everything else.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
I knew.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I knew what to expect.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
You're gonna get the group of you know, waitresses, the bartenders,
and you know, you get Yeah, it's that thing where
like they you know, a lot of people do this.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
They'll have their holiday parties in January.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Some push it all the way to February because they
want to get through the busy season and then they
can enjoy their holiday party. It's a holiday just come
out on the place still had the Christmas tree up.
But yeah, they're doing their thing. I know you could
have used the hype man, but I didn get the call.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I should have. Yeah, who wants to get laid tonight?
What's up?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Why is there a horn play? And who wants some mottsticks?
Well I tell her too, I said, listen, if it's
a fun party, I'll go do it that mad you know,
I be good money doing it, and I'm just playing music.
Whatever I do, what I do. So, uh So I'm
watching and I guess it's the other couple. They split
this place. These two couples own this bar, okay, And
I'm watching the wife of the guy. Now she's okay,

(12:15):
but you know, he's a pretty.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Good looking dude.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
And I'm watching with his arm around, he see taking
pictures with the waitresses and the bartender. So in my mind,
I'm like, this guy could have his pick of the litter.
But maybe he really does love his wife, I'll leave
it at that. Maybe he really does love it. He's
one of the owners. He's sleeping with all the waitress too.
He's sleeping with the hostess, the waitresses, maybe one of
the cooks though, Dude, guys who own.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Restaurants sleep with everybody.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'm watching the wife take the picture of him with
his arm around. You know he's hot, the hot bartenders
and everything else. Yeah, do you go into that knowing
that too? I think if you're the wife, like you
know that you know that guy because he's dude. It's
young girls running around right like you're an authority figure.
I looked, dude, too many restaurant managers I know have

(13:03):
fallen into that trap. Then I know a guy you
know too who runs a place and we were looking
at the deck one time. He said, you see all
these women out here? I said, yeah, He's like, not
one of them is worth half of my stuff. I
was like, I get you, man, I know exactly what
you mean. So I watch this whole thing go down,
nothing about the night.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'll watch the.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Same thing with club like stripper DJ strip club DJs
and yah, dude, it's the same like it's the same thing,
and then you get the real life and you're like,
oh my god, now I'm stuck with a stripper.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I knew a guy who owned the place, and I like, well,
how was it? And he said, how many DJs can
you get?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Now? Me is a guy who doesn't own a strip club.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I'm like, I don't know. I would never turn one down,
but I mean half of every other hour I'm under
the fancy lights. You know, diamond looks awesome. But like
you when when when you go home and you know,
you turn the lights on, it's a different vibe. Yeah,
when you when you ask her where her paycheck is,
you know, or she's coming home late at night.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
You know, the only moody she spends it on is
her car payment.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
So I'm watching this.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
She does have a sweet Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I'm watching his wife or the guy now again he's
the owner. Just get annihilated last night where at the
one point she's you know, it's the bending over, it's
the shaking the ass I get. But that's more for
the waitresses. You're still the You're you're the owner and
you're the owner's wife. Yeah, watching to fall down like
she fell down last night doing whatever danced she's doing.

(14:33):
And now she's on the floor and she's embarrassed, like
you were when you slipped on that floor.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Now she starts gyrating.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
I get now was that was Acme's fault.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
It was a slippery floor.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
She she wants she wants it to seem like that
was her move. So now she's gyrating on the floor
and I'm watching the guy.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm trying to do the caterpillar, the worm. That's not
where you live.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
You're the owner and the owner's wife, Like, there's gotta
be a little like even the other woman, she's like
she handled herself classy, and she just had a drink
and she had fun.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Why you this annihilated woman?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Man?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
And that's the problem a lot of these people.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
They go into this business and they just don't have
the business mindset, sure, and they think it's just a party.
But then again, too, she might just be unloading because
do it. It's a it's stressful owning a small business
like that, owning a bar like that, it's a lot, man.
And maybe this was her time just to kind of

(15:29):
break away.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Maybe she found out that her husband's banging all the hostesses.
Now she's walking by me and she keeps bumping my
laptop right like over and over again, where I'm kind
of like, I'm like, okay, enough is enough. Then she
does she know, but she's like she's you know, she's
a bigger woman.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, broad it's trying to kept falling girls.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Then then she takes a martini glass and puts it
on top of my little shelf where my laptop is
that if this falls down, it goes over. And what's
funny is, dude, I know how particular you are with
all that stuff because on our Booze cruises, I'm kind
of the security for you.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, I need you know what I need?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Sam, Dude, you guys got like just keep people away
from spilling stuff on my I don't know, I've got
thousands of dollars equipment that she puts like her Martini
glass on there. I'm like, just get me out. Then
I'm watching it now after the part this is ten
o'clock right wraps up at ten o'clock because I need
to get out of there. Then these kids, and I'll
call them kids because they got to be in their twenties,
they're like, well, where are we going next and my

(16:30):
body hurts thinking about what their morning is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Like they're already.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
One girl's trying to put her shoes on, she's sitting
on the floor. I'm like, remember we used to go
we used to host I don't know why we hosted
the hairs Pool on Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
You and I went on alternative rock station. Yeah, but
we would.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Watch the girls like breaking, they broke their high heels,
they lost their phones, they were sweating, and their eye
makes it.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Remember we would get up to go they let they
give us a room.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
We'd be up at like three thirty in the morning
on the casino floor, and you're watching the girls come
out of the nightclubs, weddy crying, shoes off, pocket they're
missing their wallet, their pocketbook, all that stuff. My body
was hurt. And one girl's like, who needs a ride?
And they're going to another bar. I'm like, my dude,
so me, I don't have the clock in front of me.

(17:14):
It's probably like six fifteen ish right now. Yeah, there
could be a party still happening. Yeah, oh yeah, why
would they go home? Yeah, hopefully they have the day.
Often me, I'm like I shut it down at ten o'clock,
like one more song. I'm like, no, no, no, I know,
i gotta go home. Hey guys, I'm gonna play Sweet
Caroline and then we're gonna wrap this up. Look we

(17:35):
get back, we'll do some rock news.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Nikky six from Motley Crue. He's being interviewed and he
said that it sucks man. He's like, he goes, I
stopped putting pictures up of my family online because of stalkers.
I guess he has a younger daughter now and he said,
I stopped putting pictures up of her, and uh, you know,
people keep trying to stalk me to the point where

(18:09):
he moved to Wyoming.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I try not to put a ton of stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
On my kids, but I mean it happens because it's
for you, you know, not Nippy six status either. But
I get that with celebrity, which I I'm in there,
I like I'm on their side, like he's Papa Rossi
and the cameras and everything else, Like that's someone's family
like that, it's going to be traumatizing for that child.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
He said. He moved to Wyoming.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
He uh has a nice piece of property out there,
and of course he said, you know what, we have
rights here where I can have guns. I guess you're
better off just putting a kid out in front. Like
if you're I don't know, you're Tom Cruise walking with
a child, you just grab him a hold of the front, like.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Here, take the picture, get it over with. So you
stopped chasing me.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Well, even like Tom Cruise ran into this a couple
of years ago, there was a guy who was like
an influencer, right, like I hate that term, but like
he was a social media influencer and his whole thing
was he would try and like scare celebrities and so
like Tom Cruise is on the red carpet doing something

(19:13):
I'm Mission impossible or something like that, and the guy
like jumps the railing and tries to hug Tom. Right yeah,
and dude, even Tom turns around and goes and like
flat out goes, he.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Goes, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's not cool. That person is just like a shot
right there in place, like don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Security has the guy grab the dealms like dude, like
what did you think was gonna happen?

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Uh? I Like when this happens, stranger things did you
watch the final episode of Stranger Things. My wife and
my twelve year old love it. Man, I'm so far behind.
I think a few season we did it.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
New Year's Eve. We sat there, That's how we That's
how we took in New Year's Eve.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I no, I'm not gonna do any spoilers here, but
in the final episode they use two print songs and
they're and they're and they're very important in the show. Uh.
And now Prince his his catalog has jumped almost four
hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Do we know what songs? Yes, Purple Rain and when
Doves Cry?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Wow? Okay, very important to the episode. So and then people,
you know, because once again it's a bunch of kids
like your kid's age, you know, watching it, going wow,
like this song's awesome. Right, and then they go and
look up Prince and they start downloading his music. So
four hundred percent increase because they used the songs and
Stranger them. Well, I guess the Revolutions waiting for their

(20:38):
paychecks to come in. Uh yeah, Morris Day actually just
he just called Netflix and said, hey, man, who is
his drummer? She is Sheila Sheila Eason right, No, it
was Sheila.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
He was Sheila. She was the I think his.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Drummer, Peter Gabriel has announced a new album cool.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I think he's gonna do a go on tour too.
I don't know. I mean Sledgehammer is a cool song.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, and I know we have buddies, you know, shout
out heavy Handed Dennis that he like is obsessed with
Peter Gabriel.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
In your eyes too, right, good song, it's good, right.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
But it's like those movies you talk about, you watch
them and then you forget about them.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
It's like, eh, eh, tap of my foot while I'm
going I couldn't tell you a song he sang when
he was with Genesis, yeah, you know, and I only
know his stuff when he was solo and.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I'm TV because the cool videos.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
It was like Strawberry Hill didn't even a song called
that or something like that, and Sledgehammer was at the
Nah that.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Wasn't the Puppets. I'm trying to take of the video.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
No, that was that was a Genesis video for Land
of Confusion. Yeah, Sledgehammer was. He had a he it
was his head and he had a train track going
around his head.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
That's right. Uh, there you go. Some rock news, I know,
that hiring can be challenging. You need someone.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
We are the ZXL Morning Show right here, one hundred
point seven XL, South Jersey's rock station. We were also
streaming all over the world except for Germany on the iHeartRadio.
There might be so much maybe I don't know where
else we stream. I know we get a bunch of
stuff from Allentown all the time, So if you're in Allentown,
get as clear as day, not Germany or Japan.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I got talkbacks coming up.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's this dude, I don't know what is there no
radio stations in Allentown that he's doing talkbacks for us,
But that's coming up at seven fifth. I know Billy
Joel wrote a song about it. So you gave me
a gift years ago, and the gift was people who
are train wrecks. And these are buddies of yours that

(22:48):
have come into my life and following them on social
media is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, I got a real collective. Really, these are guys.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
That you went to community college with in the college
radio with, and they all are just like they're just
heading for the wall.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
So, dude, I'm the one of the guys. You know
who he is? Isn't it funny how they don't know
they're headed to the wall.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
No, they are oblivious. Yeah, they don't know how bad
they're situation is one guy, he's starting trying to start
a business where he just goes to tailgates and tailgates. Yeah,
he wrote a tailgate book, which I realized you could
do real easy on Amazon. He goes to tailgates and tailgates,

(23:32):
so he thinks that's gonna be the next big thing.
It's because it's they're always chasing the next big thing, right,
Like remember your one guy was gonna start farming gems. Yeah,
he got it caught up in a whole scam where
him and those women were like stealing gems. Are gonna
have a gem farm and sell gems? Yeah yeah all
that Now he sells solar. So this guy, the guy

(23:53):
who tailgates the tailgate and thinks it's a business.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
It's the saddest thing. Man.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
He's throwing himself And when you have to throw yourself
a birthday party, it's tough. And he's doing it at
a strip club. We'll be there, you and I so
getting many and he's the only one promoting it. So
it's like and he even made up his own flyers
with his face on it. And it's like, oh, like
it honestly breaks my heart a little bit, like like

(24:24):
no one else is throwing him a party. He's throwing
himself a party at a strip club and then needs
the promoted himself. This guy had a pretty good life
going was he was a military cop and he had
a cop down South and he gave all that up
to come back to Jersey's got kids all over the place,
and I've known this kid's here's another kid now.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
You know, we started out in college radio.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
We ruin this kid because he was young, like I
think he was like fifteen, kind of like he wanted
to be like the radio thing and all.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
He wasn't even going to the college. And we ruin
this kid's life.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
But yeah, this kid again, another one, Like he's not
a kid now he's closing it on fifteen. Yeah, who
had like had things go like it's a real life.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
You can't make it career out of this.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
You and I are lucky because we have wives that
make good money and they keep us in line.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
You can't make a career at all. It just doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Man. You're sitting in a one bedroom apartment with like
posters and gold records hanging in your living room. We
know these people, not this guy. This guy lives with
his mom. I believe, yes, right because us. Because he
also did a thing too where he would DJ like
sit there behind like a DJ spin what do you
call it? A board, like a spin kit whatever, the

(25:31):
wheels of steel he.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Was, he was streaming him.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
He would stream him, but the problem is that he
would get flagged by Facebook because of copyright issues. But
his mom would walk in the background smoking a cigarette.
It was fantastic. Keep playing one time and I could
see where the larger room is. Yeah, man, and I
see it now like now you know, I'm fifty one.
I'm seeing like these kids. I keep saying kids, they're

(25:53):
not there, kids, but they never grew up. And I'm
looking at him like, man, your life has got to suck.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Like where is it all? Like I don't know, I have.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Real responsibility, Like I've saved money, We've inve like you
got a real life.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I don't know where this guy goes.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
You got the guy one of your buddies, not the
guy promoting his own birthday party at a strip club.
Another guy he now has tried to become like a
motivational speaker, but he hasn't done anything with his life. No,
you can't. Like dude tries to go what I do. Yeah,
he tries to go online and like do like motivational speaking,

(26:31):
and it's like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
But you're a loser. Man.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I got a guy right now who just got kicked
out of his but our buddy's house, who is supposed
to be living with so he's out. The guy from Florida,
the big fat guy. He just had a foot taken
off because his health is so out of whack. Oh,
that was the guy that spilled the tacos tacos and
your wife was.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Disgusted by him.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
He was, let me tell you there, I know it's cruel,
but there are friends that my.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Wife can't even look at.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Like, dude, you had a friend come to your house
for football and he brought laundry over to do.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, in your watcher. I had a guy not too
long ago.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I said, listen, you're gonna come over for football, so
you got to bring something. Went to his found out
he had a huge pill addiction, was stealing video games
from his roommate's son. He came with a half a
bag of potato chips. He went to his dad's house
and got like, that guy, I can't even think about
living like this. And I understand you, that guy, I'm
not knocking you, but Jesus, these guys had everything going
for him and they were just dumb. That guy also,

(27:29):
because one of our buddies lived with him, he electric
got turned off, so he ran an extension court to
his neighbor's house.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'm still friends with all of them. I am friends
with every one of them. Dude, my friendship. But it's
like the land of misfit toys.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, and you had one buddy. Didn't he like to
just go and keep going? Didn't he just sleep in
a bed of cats? Oh that guy? Well yeah I
don't know. Yeah, yeah, that guy showed up to my
house drunk for an MMA fight. Even my wife is like,
as a joke, he comes down. It was kind of funny,
but not funny. Like my wife has this real nice

(28:05):
crystal thing like on a shelf. He walks in, He's like, hey,
I got this for you. She's like, that's mine, and
he starts to laugh a little bit. I'm like, that's
not funny. Like that was a nice piece of whatever,
my wife. If he drops it exactly and then and
he comes out he wants to drink. It's like, you're
not drinking, not my house. Do you already came out?
I mean your three sheets the wind already he came
drink here? Yeah? All right, So down the list of losers.

(28:29):
But I love these guys, all right, So let's break
it down. Are me and you going to his party
at the strip club? Why wouldn't we, you know, to
celebrate his birthday. Yeah. For a guy who hangs his
hat on making money, I don't even know. He tries
to make money, wants to be like the tail key.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
He's the guy.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Dude. He played eight home games a year. What job
can you do eight times a year? He made one
of these guys. Man, he was working at a used
car dealership. But then he would take pictures of himself
and like a Mercedes yeah, and be like yo, looking
look at my my my new whip. The most honest
thing he did is when he would stop by the show.
Remember he was a tow truck driver. He dude, he
was great. He would repo guy right, yes, tell him

(29:06):
he's like yo, I'm gonna go get He would like,
he would call me from the yard in the morning, like, Yo,
I'm gonna go rip this car uf. I'm like that's cool, man,
I got respect for you now, like you're working, Yeah,
you got a job.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
So the guy came from the ambulance. That guy would
stop by too. I know that guy, remember him, He
was an ambulance driver. He stopped by the show Friends
with that guy.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yes, yeah, yes, my god. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
College radio man, I'm telling you it ruined, ruined. Watch
your son. I know he's involved in the high school
or the junior high or whatever. He's in a media Yeah,
media class. Please care, dude. I told his teacher that too,
I said, and I said, dude, do not push him
in the radio. Everything you can not to push him
in the rahen it's bringing a friend day. Please, I've
got a handful of them. We'll talk every kid in

(29:51):
that class out of going.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
In the radio. Look we get back, We'll not got
some headlines.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Well, NUN two point seven's the xlsout Jersey's rock station.
In the XLT morning show, we are streaming on the
iHeartRadio app, which is also where you can get the
talkback feature.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
You go to the iHeartRadio app search wz x L.
You'll see a red microphone button. Hit that button and
you can send us a talk back. It's just like
a phone call, except it's online. We haven't done this
in a while. It's been a couple of weeks because
we're on vacation. So God, I don't know, man, I'll
be honest what I heard a little bit of them
because I like to get the initial reaction. I still

(30:35):
don't think their quality and I thought that coming into
twenty twenty six, we had better talk back.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
To be honest, we don't care. Just send us anything.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
We'll play it because honestly, it makes our job easier. Night.
We'll start with this guy. He does this show. He
does our show.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
In his voice. Hey Scotti, how was your holiday season?
Not too bad? Joe? Thanks for asking.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Do you know Joe that you can draw a straight
line thirty five miles.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
With a number two pencil? That was one of the
trivia questions d ove to holidays. I learned.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
You know, there's a real crappy sports station and I
catch occasionally and they start to show off with the
one guy who's an absolute gut by the way, and
he has like these interesting things in the beginning, like
I don't know, like like stupid stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
You know.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, he may have once been a fullback to the Eagles.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Yeah, that guy who's I don't sound sounds like he's
gonna fall asleep. Yeah, but he starts to show off.
So you can draw a number two pencil, can draw
thirty five mile Huh, I mean I guess I mean
for that, Yeah, I mean, but then okay, you're gonna
have to have a sharpener because it's not gonna be continuous.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You're right, So how do we figure this out?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Did we take all who cut? I don't know, man
who comes up with that's? Like, who does that? But
that's an I listened to his show. That's an interesting show. Yes,
what show? The guy the guy who's just doing our show? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
put him on.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yes, Scotti. If you're looking for help, name of your
new dog? I really think I just reach out to
JoJo's mom.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Hear she's really good with wieners.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
That's your Wiener dog you're getting? Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah, we keep getting pictures from the breeder for the
Wiener dog.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, And uh.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Like I said, it's almost like ICE's pictures, but she's
holding the dog hostage, and just she'll send us pictures
of the dog. The dog sitting in the chair, has
the thing over its head. Pick this thing up. You
gotta wait a couple of weeks or months before you
pick it up because it's a puppy. So she just
sends us pictures being like, this is your dog. They're
smart because this is the decision that you make. And

(32:45):
then after a couple of weeks go by, you're like,
do we really want the dog? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they're
the five hundred dollars posit means it's ours. Yes, you
fell into it and I did too. My wife's like,
let's go, We're just gonna go meet the dog. I like,
just grab whatever before that, never not coming home with
that stupid animal. My my wife, now, what suck was we?

(33:06):
It was so small that we couldn't even hold it.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Geez. Yeah, it just came out huh and.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
So uh and so like you know, my you know,
my wife was real bummed out about that. But oh yeah, dude,
my wife going in she knew that this was it.
Yeah yeah, but I and honestly I'm so cheap. I
took the cheapest one because the cheap one, well they
they get they the price is by color, like so

(33:31):
like it matters what color their.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Fur is, blah blah blah. I was like, I took
the cheapest one. I was like, I'll take that one.
I'll take the one with the Sydney sweety face.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Hello, Josh, this is me Jonathan Michael. Can I please
hear Ozzy Osbourne's mama, I'm coming home? Please, and thank you.
I'm calling from Delaware the first say, and I love
your station. It kicks, it kicks, and I love it
every day. I listen to it every night and every

(34:05):
morning when I get up, it's the first thing I
hear is the morning show.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Please, I thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, mom, I'm coming home because you're dead in a
rocking chair staring out of a window. Did he say
he wants to see Ozzie's mom as she comes home.
I believe so. And yes, the Delaware is Delaware? Is
the first day weird people in Delaware?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Man, they're a little odd.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It sounds exactly like somebody is from Delaware. But you're right,
like his mom probably is in like a bathtub.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Mom, I'm coming home. Yeah, are you Jonathan? Okay, even
his name sounds like a weirdo.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Just keeps just brushing her hair. That's it, mom, it's okay.
I'm gonna bathe you.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
So they needed their phones for school. In high school,
the teachers would tell them to take a picture of
the assignments on the blackboard instead of writing them down.
So I would say, no later than high.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
School, that one's from our top forty station. Do there
do some type of contest? No, but I I just like, well,
it was the topic like when you should your kid
get a phone? My twelve year old his penmanship is awful,
and I know why because they don't write anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Like they don't. It's it's it's computers. Right from the
get going.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
He's like typing the hands like I had to go,
we're doing Matthew. The day was go get scratch papers,
like I can do it. I was like, now you
can't do it, trying to go get scratch paper and
actually write out the problem like make these kids write.
The problem is they don't know punctuation or grammar either,
because when they text, everything is just like nonsense. It's
it's it's an online sentence or just a a what's

(35:39):
that called? Uh? Run on?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Run run on? Oh yeah. Like I know what my
son's texting me and when he's doing, and it's.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Always to talk. He's like just talking through the text.
I can tell because I don't know it's a word.
I know what the word is, but it's spelled. Man,
maybe he is spelling it, don't know. He's not a
great speller.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
I feel so dumb when I try and spell a
word on text and he can't even figure out what
word I'm trying to spell.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
It's yes, dude, I feel so dumb.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
I have mangled this word so bad that it can't
even figure out what.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I'm trying to say.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
There was a word the other day, and I'm like,
I must be so off that even a computer's like, you're.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Dumb, man, did you talk back? Say it? We'll do
some more on Friday. We love when you're a part
of it.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
All. Good to the heart radio app search wz XL.
See the red microphone button and that's how you send
us a talk pack.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
We get back.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
We'll do a thing called no trap.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Oh love trash anything, thirty ghing anything, racket rock or
roughing yet love trash.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Hey, here's some trash for you.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Machine Gun Kelly, he's a rapper slash actor, and Megan Fox.
They are not romance involved anymore. They have a kid together,
their daughter Saga. But I think he's he's now banging. Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I think he's banging a girl that I dig, Halsey.
Oh yeah, she's a pop star. How they doing with
raising the child. I think they're they're cold parenting.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
He gets her like every other Wednesday, or we's got
to pick her up at a seven eleven parking lot. Yeah,
been there, done that. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have finalized.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Their divorce, so.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I guess they're gonna divide property, uh mutually, you know.
They both I think have a lot of money. Nineteen
years they were married.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Nicole Kidman Keith Herbit.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I think he was playing which I like. The New
Year's Eve they do from Nashville was kind of my
favorite one to watch.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I think that was on Fox, wasn't it. I think
something like that.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Dude, I'll tell you what, like a little bar like
it was like a huge place, a nice little bar.
I was really disappointed with all of the New Year's
Eve stuff like, and I turned to my wife at
one point and I go, I think we're just old.
Like I didn't know who people were. It just didn't
seem fun, dude, Like that was all like you look

(38:12):
forward to that rock and eat right that Dick Clark's
Rock and Eve on knees.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
That was all that was a big deal.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
And now it's like I got Anderson Cooper and the
guy from Bravo on CNN. I got the Nashville one,
which was fine, but I'm not a big country guy.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
And then the one with Ryan Seacrest was just awful.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Like, dude, they brought out Diana Ross and I don't
think she opened her mouth.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I could.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
I just she just put the microphone to her mouth
and just I mean she wasn't even trying the same.
I didn't hear any of it, like I saw that.
I went to my neighbor's house. They other kids downstairs.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
That are playing.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I guess he had the CNN one on, but the
value wasn't up because the other ever was playing like
flip Cup and stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
So I didn't I didn't get to hear it.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
But I guess they still do this and this is
what ruins it for me?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Don't they still do?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
They still through the eleven o'clock news, So you're kind
of watching.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
It and then and then you know, then you know
that that old guy on the news to.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Monica Melpez, Yes, and now it's talking about shooters in
Philly and it's like, Okay, now let's get back to
the fun.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I'm like, what was in the fun? And now I'm
out of the fun.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Yeah, it used to be a big deal with the
ball dropping and everything like that, and it's like, that's
not even a whole thing. And then and now with streaming,
nothing is ever synced upright, So like I'm hearing fireworks
go off, but we're like thirty seconds off on my TV.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
There was one year where I forgot and I was
like a minute behind and it already happened.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I'm like, oh, let's count this thing down.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Gwyneth Paltrow says that she lost a couple roles after
divorcing from her former husband, Chris Martin of Coldplay. She
said that some producers didn't want to put her in
a movie because it was too much. She was too
hot to touch at the time because of the drama
going on with Chris Martin and they use that herm.

(40:00):
I hate this uncoupling, conscious uncoupling. Yeah, he got divorced. Yeah,
you hate each other. Mickey Rourke. It's been a tough
couple months for Mickey. He got kicked off a reality
show in the UK for saying some stuff about Gaze.
There was pictures of him without his wig on a

(40:22):
couple of weeks ago where he looked it looked looked
really rough. And I guess his manager started to go
fund me because he's getting evicted from his apartment. And
he came out yesterday and said that he does not
want to go fund me and if anyone donates to
the GoFundMe, he is going to refund the money. Amy

(40:46):
Schumer has officially filed for divorce from her now estranged
husband Chris Fisher and Sophie Rain. She's one of these
only fangirls. She's I think the highest paid OnlyFans girl.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
She said.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
One fan, one guy spent one point four million dollars
on her on olyfans.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Jesus.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Yeah, dude, but but you know, like OnlyFans takes like
thirty percent off the top.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Would she do it for a million dollars. I don't
even think she gets naked. You're still behind a screen there.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
I don't know for that money of like, hey, can
we actually go on a date and I promise not
to kill you. Some of those girls do that. They
turn it in the prostitution or you know, they just
fall in love, Scottie. Maybe they do. Maybe they do
fall hire in the chat room. He's like, well, what
do you like to do?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
She's like, I like to draw. He's like, oh my god,
let's go to an art class. But he's like, oh
my god, are you and your mom's basement?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
There you go some trash for There are some things
you can always count on.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Hey, good morning z xl oh good, thank god you
guys answered. I really needed to.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I really needed to kill you.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
To go loud. Very important?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah yeah, but what a very important. What a bad
day to do it because we have nothing to give you. Yeah,
that's not.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
Good because I wanted to go see Tesla in Atlantic City.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Do we still have the Tesla ticket? I don't.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I would have to really dive deep on that. I
don't think we have Tesla tickets. Where is Tesla playing?

Speaker 8 (42:23):
I don't even know. Man, the I mean.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't even know. I don't know. I'm not gonna
knock it because we're probably at the hard Rock and
we love it. Yeah, if you like Tesla, it'll be
a great show.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
But you tell us to go.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
F ourselves, and we're supposed to give you something, but
I don't have anything to give you. So here's what
we've started. Yesterday, we decided to start this. We have
a wait list, We have a we have a weight
list now in the studio, and we're gonna and we're
gonna put you on the wait list for tickets when
they come in.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
All right, fantastic.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
It's hard. Need to take your time to do that
stuff and you get back to work.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Okay, what's your what's your first name?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Seriously to take Joe, Jo, I'm gonna put you on
the We have a chalkboard here, Joe, and it's the
waitless chalkboard.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Now, I got a question.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Does Joe get the next available ticket or does Joe get.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
To pick the ticket he wants? Uh, we have something
that comes up. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I don't think we have anything till Friday. Okay, so
if you want the thing on Friday, or do you
want to be on the Tesla Waiting list because we
started a whole list. It's a clipboard full of Tesla winners.
If you want to put your actually i'm looking your
number three on the Tesla list.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
All right. Look, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Put a little I'm gonna put a little star next
to your name so I can do some research on Tesla.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Listen, we just hooked up to your phone like a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
When your phone blinks red, it needs your tables ready,
So you're one of those little coasters that blink. Yeah,
all right, Joe, you're on the Tesla list.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
All right, thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Okay, be good buddy.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Z XLS at Thursday's rock station z XL Morning Show. Dude,
it's it's insanity. Like I was bored everyone. You know,
my family was sick over the holiday season during vacation,
so like I was just bored out of my mind.
It sucks for your wife because I know she was
gonna get sick. What it should be for a night
at like a day after drinking the night before, Like

(44:36):
that's where she'd rather or at least like to be
an ill when she's working. But she was on vacation
and the entire vacation. She was sick, still still kind
of sick. But I'm watching this on you know somehow,
I don't know what algorithm I'm in, but like these
only fan girls will pop up on like my TikTok

(44:56):
or Instagram or whatever. And there's this one girl. Let
me see if I can pull her up. It's hilarious.
She So it's not like a sexy thing. It's not
like I'm hot. It's being funny.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Well that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Actually, there's a couple of things I follow that are
like onlyfan people, you know, people who do only fans.
But it's like a talk show. They talk about the
business side of it. I enjoy that. Yeah, Like I'm
like okay, Like that's interesting, Like how's the money come in?
Like how do you get a hold that money? Do
you have to go to the bank? Do you transfer
it out? Well, so this girl I gotta I gotta

(45:35):
find her hold on. You know, Surprised doesn't do only fans.
That guy that jumps into tables with barbed wire, you love.
How come that guy isn't making any money? Remember he
was superhuman, yes, superhuman, Like that's a guy that probably
should have something and he doesn't have a dime to
his name.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Uh but but how would he do? What? What should
he do? OnlyFans?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah, I guess when you pay for that video with
somebody out there pay to watch. Yeah, that's look I
only fan? Is Is it just sex?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
They tried to make like a comedy version of OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Didn't work. Now, dude, people are the creepy guys are
there to look at young girls. So I gether.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
There was a girl in a bikini, but she would
run her head into a wall.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I think I'd pay for that.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
So this girl, dude, Now she's got five point seven
million followers, geez, right, and she was doing hardcore stuff
on OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
She that's what you do on OnlyFans. Right.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
People were paying to see her have sex on OnlyFans,
and I it's one of these things where she like
the week gearing up the New Year's she kept posting,
She's like, get ready for the change, get ready for
the change. And I know the girls like twenty three.
You know, she's made some money. I did some research

(46:48):
on her. She's made about twenty million. She's going through
OnlyFans in the last couple of years. Her boyfriend's like
her manager, so she's like, get ready for the change.
So New Year's Day she makes an announcement. Her name
is Camilla Ruju I think that and uh and she's

(47:08):
a cute girl, like nothing, nothing to write home about. Yeah,
I think that's what the attraction is. They're like gettable. Yeah,
it might be like your neighbor's dog. But she's getting
railed on OnlyFans. That's what she's getting. That's how she
made twenty million dollars. I'm not bashing that. Yeah, you
ain't twenty million dollars. She was able to, you know,
buy your parents' house and you know, buy cars and

(47:29):
everything like that. So now January first, she posts, she's like,
I'm done with OnlyFans and now I'm a motivational speeder.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Okay, where to get her in front of a crowd,
you know.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
But it's like one of those things, and it's it's
this scam where she's like and if you want to
follow me it I I'll teach a course for five
hundred dollars. Unfollow, unfollow, subscribe. That's not what you're there
and I'm not bashing you.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
You know, it probably got to you that you're getting
railed on OnlyFans, you know, and that's how you make
your money.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
But that's you decided to do that.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
So now it's a couple of years later and maybe
family and friends are like, hey, like it's kind of embarrassing,
like you know, And so now she's trying to pivot
and be like, I'm a business She literally went from
wearing like bikinis on OnlyFans to the next day she
had like a sports coat and pants suit like, and
she's like, I'm a business woman. Now this is that

(48:26):
what was her name? The porn star we had come in.
I was in her fantasy football leaga. She was in
our fantasy football league. Now she again, you know, she
did like she was the queen of the mill. She
was big when what's her name was, uh, Sarah Palin
was nailing paling.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah, she she's she danced in DC.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
When the thing is and then she's and now she
does the same thing where well she her big thing
was sports. She's like, I'm gonna now pivot. And the
problem is when you do that adult entertainment, I'm not
bashing it. You want to make money that way, go
for it. And you could be set for life, but no,
that that's always gonna haunt you.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Yeah, like and she was.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
She was on w FA and the fan like the
New York Stateys because she was like it was her fantasy,
Like fantasy was the porn thing, but it was also
a fantasy football.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
That was the thing. Was she.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
At first she's very Lisa and the Porn Star, was
very big in the sports, and then she pivoted to
be like, well, I'm not going to talk about porn anymore.
I'm only gonna do sports.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Like guys don't care. It's always going to be there.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
He always like, you're always going to be Lisa and
the Porn Star because you did porn that you made
that decision. And we had her on the air and
I was like, listen, she was in the fantasy football.
She was like doing something in acy and she was fun.
She was cool, and I was like, I'm gonna invite
you to my fantasy football. She's like I'll join. I
was like, no, you won't, and I did. And I
had to tell my buddies listen and they're like, oh
my god, Lisa and the Porn Star because they all

(49:50):
know her work. I was like, listen, guys, just don't
be weird, Like, don't don't come at her with like
porn stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
She just wants to be in the fantasy.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
And everybody was pretty respectful, but you know they're always
thinking about like.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Lisa and you.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
That's look the end of the day, Me and you
can go work at Clover tomorrow and everyone's gonna still go, hey,
it's the old radio guy. That's what losers there now
talk about that. While we're stucking the women's brawls, they're
working at coldor.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Look that said, Yeah, they're working together.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And so I'm watching this girl and like I said,
like she's a twenty three year old girl made a
ton of money doing OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I am not bashing it. I respect it.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
But now she's like, well, I'm done with that, and
now I'm going to be this motivational speaker and you
could take my class for five hundred dollars. And I'm like,
are young girls dumb enough to pay this girl for that?

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Like if your class was how can I slut it up,
make a ton of money, and then pivot to a
to a real professional career professor professor, So you got
banged on OnlyFans and you made twenty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yes, I did. Uh is class over?

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Well? I see it too, man, Like it'll pop up,
like you see the the like a porn star will
pop up, and like they're done with that and now
they've turned to God and now they're.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Way into the church.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Well listen, whatever church you walk into, understand that they
know what happened and how how awful that was it.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
You're changing your life for the better. I guess. Fine,
but no, and that's why tell these kids, man, whatever
you put online, it's gonna stay there.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yep, it's there, it's there for life.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
That picture you're doing a cake stand in a bikini bottom,
like that's that's gonna shot.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
It's gonna pop up somewhere at your workplaces. Like Jenna
Jamison is a big one right now.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
She's coming out and she's like, I've turned Christian and
I you know, I give up on the porn stuff.
And it's like, okay, Like that's fine, but you still
have that history of the porn stuff. So I can't
imagine what the porn industry is like as far as
booking talent, because they're just doing it online, making all.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
These good for you girls.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, dude, I'm not bashing it. This girl was making
twenty million dollars doing OnlyFans, but the fact that in
twenty four hours she went from literally being naked on
OnlyFans to then putting a sports code on and being like,
I'm a businesswoman now, really an entrepreneur. You're like not
because I could do well? I couldn't, but I could. Like,

(52:14):
I get it. You want to stop doing OnlyFans, but
don't try and then the scam people, like especially young
girls that may actually follow you on social media, to
scam them out of five hundred bucks to tell.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Them what you know?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I would take that class. I'm dying to take it.
I'm dining hear what you have to say? How did
it all start?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Look, we get out, we get back. What do I
think on? You think you have better? Lunch point seven CXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. This was a
questionable parent decision that I made. My wife had no
problem with it, even I thought it could it could

(52:55):
lead to something bad. So my kid has a friends
over game day, right, he's got like him and like
tenness friends.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I got the TV set up, the other, their love,
they're doing their thing. Yep.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
So we decided to break it up with this dice
game called left right Center.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Now what you do is you start off like you're supposed.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
To do it with chess. We do it with money,
like for family party. So everyone starts up with like
three dollars. I don't know how to play dice, okay,
so this is just really easy. So you have you know,
you have the cash in front of you, like three
three one dollar bills. Everybody starts with you roll the dice.
If it goes to a CE, you put it in
the center, and it goes to L, you give it
to the person to the left and the person to
the right.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
If it comes up with an R.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
So we decide to do this this game with my
son and his friends. So the dice are different dice
than like the dice you play with. Yeah, they don't
have numbers on them. It's one's a little dot, which
means you don't do anything. If it's a CE, it
goes into the center last or right. So what happens
was the last person that wins, you know, the last
person that has money, because some are going into the

(53:55):
center or going to the left and the right. The
last person with the money gets the whole pot. The
whole pot, all right. So we got ten of my buddies,
my little guy's friends over, so we go down there.
We got thirty one. Yeah, so we give them all money.
Now they're all round. It looks shady as hell because
now they're all around my pool table and we're all
rolling dice for money. Now I can look back at
this and think, am I an enabler?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Am I gonna?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Am I inviting these kids to learn what gambling is
all about and how fun rolling dice can be?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
But isn't that every board game we've ever played? Monopoly?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
You're right, you're right, Candy Land, Yep, you know shoots
the ladders.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Wasn't it all to win a substantial thing?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Well, now that's that's pretend money. This is real dollar bills.
So you're playing real money with these kids. Now, where
are these kids getting the money? Well, I give it
to them, me and my wife with the stack.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Of once, right, so we give it all to them.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Like in the latest episode of land Man, when Billy
Bob Thornton's wife gives ten thousand dollars to nursing home
people yes, do gamble in a casino just like that.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Yeah, Which that was a great scene, by the way.
I love that show.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
So Luckily the kid that won is a good friend
of ours, like like we know, and he's like a
cool guy. Like the kid hunts, he's like a good dude,
Like he's kind of like, you know, good night, fun man.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
He understands it.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
But I'm like, if it went back to a kid
whose parents we don't really know, the kid's gonna come
back kind of like Colosual or whatever his name was
in Bronxdale, Where did you get the money? Well, we
were over the so and so's house playing video games
and then they gave us money, and then we rolled
dice and I played this dice game where I won cash.
But see, that was that suspicious as a parent, you

(55:32):
don't really know the parents. And now that kid's coming
back with thirty one. That was a fun thing growing up.
I remember I'm the youngest of all my cousins, and
I remember hanging out with them. Some of them are like,
you know, fifteen years older than I am, and they
would do a game with darts where they would throw
darts at a dollar bill and it's somehow built up

(55:52):
and it would go on and on and on and on.
And I remember playing it with them and I'm like,
I don't know twelve at the time. Yeah, I ended
up winning like one hundred pull sure. It's nice, right right,
Like I was like, I was like, dude, they were
they you know, they they were all getting pissed at
me because I'm a twelve year old and I'm I'm
taking them all to school. Yeah, and I listen, we're
fun parents. The you know, the guy was real excited.

(56:14):
The kids were away into it, and I'm looking around.
I'm like, how many of these kids are gonna gamble?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
All? You're taking them down a bad road.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Exactly right, it's a gambling road. Like even my kids
come in, Hey, Dad, and I'm watching a game. It
doesn't matter to anybody. Who do we need to win?
I'm like, I have the blue team by how many
because they know what point spreads are. I taught them that.
I was talking to us like, yo, go get some money.
I was like, I'll put it on this team. We'll
watch the game together. If they win by more than
four and a half, you double your money. What if

(56:40):
I lose, well, then the money goes away the great
already Lang the comedian he said it man. In one
of his stand up specials, he goes, betting makes a
game that I could care less about on a Tuesday night?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Super interesting? Yeah, oh sure, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
He's like, He's like, why would I care about the
King's sonics? Right like he goes, he goes, I'm a
guy from New York, Why would I care about that?
But if I bet it, I care a whole bunch.
Monday night, I bet Ohio State basketball minus four and
a half. Now I lost, But I tell you what,
it was fun to watch. Hey, everybody, thanks for calling today.

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