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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
In a world of mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

(00:37):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Good morning dude. My shoes sting. But I got a
real problem at home. Right before I went on vacation.
My dryer broke, so I can't wash anything because I
don't have a dryer Yet'm not getting a dryer till today.
By the way, they gave me the worst window to
have ten to noon, eleven thirty to three thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It kills your entire day.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Man, that's like you got to pick up Little Guy
and everything else. Dude. I'm like, I'm like, oh man,
I'm like, oh, hold, yeah, I'm hoping that I'm like
closer to the eleven thirty part. But it's like you,
they don't send me to the window till the night before,
and it was like, yeah, eleven thirty to three thirty.
Because I'm the type of guy, especially with our show, Dude,
I'll get out of here and like I'll be your

(01:28):
first one if you want to do me first, right,
I'm like, I'll that's no problem at all. But eleven
thirty to three thirty for a dryer sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
We'll give him a window of about ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
But when you arrived, when it needs to be installed,
four hours become a window, right, like I scheduled the
day before. Like this guy's like he's writing everything down
on his notepad, Like you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Don't think, I mean, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
What do you assumes gonna happen the one before you like,
the dryer's gonna explode or what's gonna happen? You need
four out?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I was gonna say, like, I'll give you an hour
like you know off, but oh nah, like you really
need a four hour window, man.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
But I dude, I've worked.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
In that industry, in the appliance industry, and there was
this sweet older woman. She was the one that did
all the logistics the night before and then she would
hand it to the delivery drive and then her job
was to call the people be like okay, you know
this is pre like we can send you an email

(02:26):
alert or something like that, this isextb Yeah, this is
like she would she would call you, and dude, people
would freak out. She's like, you know, I think this
was a two hour window. She's like, well you're gonna
be you're between four and six in the afternoon. Oh dude.
People would freak and they're like, no, no, no, I
needed it eight am. She's like, she's like, well, I

(02:48):
talked to the delivery driver. You're you're you're at the tail
end of the deliveries. I can't do that that. We
don't have to uproot the entire delivery system.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, this is where it is. What it is.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Kind of got started because it just is what it is.
I can't help that, dude. It was dude, this woman
would get it. She would she would put the phone
away from her ear and you could hear the people
screaming at her. Yeah. Well hopefully there, let's see is
that over do what them they're under promising and over delivering,
so hopefully they'll be there a little bit early. The
last time I got something done, it's the deepot.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
They were very good, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
They came in, did a refrigerator, boom and boom, water
line everything. They were in and out like ten minutes. Yeah, right,
So I'm hoping this is a gas line. It's a
gash dryer. It's an easy, easy access. I'm gonna have
everything moved out for him, you know. So all they
got to do is just you know, bail, like just here,
just nail it out and put the new one in.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, it was nice.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I remember the day of if I forgot there was
stuff in the dryer. So now I'm digging everything out
of the dryer and I'm trying to tilt it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
So okay, it's real easy to get in and get out.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
The other thing too, is that I have a washer
full of clothes that are wet, so now it's starting
to smell. And now I got shoes that smell. We
haven't been able to do laundry. Is I need this
dryer in today? You were supposed to hang them up
on the on the clothes line.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hey, everybody, let's see, let's sit eighteen eighty seven. No,
you know what, it's Wednesday, and we're gonna dive into that.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Today. We are going to find that CXL work for
some employer. The day you're gonna win something, I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm gonna hook you up with.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Both things I got tickets for the Atlantic City Beer
and Music Festival.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
So we're gonna hook you up with that.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
So if you want to go see or go to
the Atlantic City Beer in Music Fest six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven six zero nine
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six seven seven one hundred and seven, and I'll also
throw in a pair of tickets for switch Foot come
in to boord Gotta Wow. So yeah, it's a we
call it a double banger.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
And here's the thing. You have to take the switch
Foot tickets.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You you have to we give you the Atlantic City
Beer and Music Fest tickets at the switch Foot show.
We're gonna be right there a little flash lights if
you won tickets for switch Foot at ORG and Atlantic
City Beer and Music Fest. Six zero nine six seven
one hunch point seven is Excel, South Jersey's rock station

(05:07):
and the ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I've got it, do it line, I can go alrite
it and we'll do it. Lit and things sucks.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm Scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Here's some news about us on a Wednesday, and Atlantic
County families attempt to have an independent probe of their
daughter's death is facing another hurdle after a judge dismissed
their latest lawsuit to get authorities to turn over evidence
collecting during an investigation.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
The suit, filed by the family of.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Tiffany Valante I'm gonna say is the name, was dismissed
in Atlantic County Superior Court on Friday. How do you
hold anything from the family they're doing so this is
a sad story. Eleven years ago, as an eighteen year
old girl, she leaves her parents' house. I believe they
got in some type of argument.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
She left the.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
House and she got hit by a train. The corner
called it suicide. The family's like, there's no way they
did their own investigation. They're like, we think that she
was she was taken and then the you know, and
then and then was killed and the train was a.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Cover up, made it on Unsolved Mysteries.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Wow. And then I didn't even know this. My son's
elementary school. The front desk lady, who's super nice, I
talked to her all the time, was the mom, Oh
my god. And I never put two and two together
until I one day I walked outside and I saw
her car had a thing about her daughter on the
back window, and it's a very sad story and the

(06:44):
family just won some closure and they're just not getting it.
So but now you know, the county has closed this case.
So we'll see, man, you know, I look, I just
watching the Unsolved Mysteries about it and stuff like that,
and watching the interviews, and there's a bunch of YouTube clips.

(07:06):
The family's not gonna stop. They want they want answers.
And if you have a kid and kid dies and
you don't know how the kid died, you're of course
always gonna want answers. Uh, Atlantic City, what are they doing?
Come on bringing back their air showy after two years
of not having it. The visit Atlantic City Sore and

(07:26):
Shore Festival is set for May twenty nine through the
thirty first on the Atlantic City Beach.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Does anybody care now what they moved into Wildwood last year?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, Wildwood did their own Okay, Like Wildwood's like, if
you're not gonna do it, then we're gonna put on
our own show. So I'm sure Wildwood's still gonna do theirs. Yeah,
does anybody?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I mean, is anybody going to Atlantic City to watch
an air show?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's the problem, You're it's hot, you're stuck on the beach,
and its Memorial Day weekend, so it's already gonna be
it's already gonna be packed. So that's a terrible time
to do it. Yeah, well that's Atlantic City. Atlantic City.
Their billboard is actually Atlantic City. We make terrible decisions,
eight dude. So airports are a mess right now. You

(08:14):
have the LaGuardia thing where a fire truck runs into
an airplane. The TSA agents are on strike, and now
we have federal workers coming in to take over the
Philadelphia International Airport.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yesterday decided to do.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
A cheese steak contest a choose to in the airport.
In the airport in honor of National Cheese Steak Day,
the airport had the longest line of cheese steaks ever
so they could get into the Guinness World Record books.
I'm sure that's what the ice ages really wanted. And
the TSA guys that are stuff working.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
All the.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Aren't there like three terminals that are shut down at
the Philadelphia Airport. Yeah, I think they shut down pre
check too, And so we're doing a longest line of
cheese steaks at the airport. At the airport, yeah, uh,
that's news. What about sports Sixers, bulls, that's gonna be.
Tonight Flyers lost with the Blue Jackets three to two. Blackhawks. Tonight,
Eagles signed wide receiver Elijah Moore to a one year deal,

(09:14):
and the Eagles also re signed Fred Johnson to a
one year deal.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
There you go, that's news. That's who's Fred Johnson. This
is the dude. This the guys.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Back up, Mama, I got it. If they signed me again,
he's an offensive lineman. Fred Johnson got a job. But
you know what, it's Fred Johnson is probably a guy
he's been in the league probably ten years, makes a
couple of million year.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
He's gonna be all right.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, man, just you know, put your money away, you
buy a five hundred thousand dollars house.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
You just live life. Like even who's the.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Guy who retired a couple of years ago, was a
badass defensive player for the UH for the Eagles and
he Fletcher Coxe. Dude, they put his house up for sale.
It's one point two million, very like like just a
nice house right in like Mount Laurel, right like nothing crazy.

(10:07):
Didn't buy a thirty million dollar mansion. Just offened like
one point three million, which is a lot of money,
believe me.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
But it's like it just was a nice house.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Sure, and he didn't have to worry about it anything
like the probably paid in cash right, Like he's not
he has no mortgage, and it's like that's a smart
thing to see.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's somebody who spent their money.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, yeah, Sun and Clouds Today, Hip to fifty clouds tonight,
Oh not no forty three tomorrow for your Thursday Sun Clouds.
Hi up to sixty five thirty eight Outside right Now
one hundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock station and
the ZXL Morning Show, one hundred point seven ZXL South.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
In the ZXL Warner Show, I got to push back
on something you said when you started the show here.
Oh no, yeah, and listen I I there are shows,
especially sports shows, where they sit down, one guy has
to play one side, one guy has to come back.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's like sometimes it's forced, and we don't do that here.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You and I equally don't care about anything, so we
we pretty much are on the same page.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Like like you'll say something.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Awful, I'll be like, yeah, man, I agree, and that's
what we're rolling here.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
What if I said what.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
If I said today, I got to push back on
the afro Man thing. I'm listening last night. I'm laying
in bed, Dude, the Afroman thing is fantasticten I.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yes, it is that. That whole thing is fantastic. Yeah.
But the music it sucks, Yes, it sas, but in
a funny way.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
It sucks in a way where you're watching a car
accident where there's a body cut in half and he
goes pull over and stare it and he goes way
too long with the songs, right, but it's hilarious like
he So, if you don't know, Afroman is a rapper,
Uh he got a big hit because I got high
twenty five years ago, and uh he got police swat

(11:52):
teamed his house. They found nothing, and so then he
made songs about all the police officers because they surveillance.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
It was one guy who eyed up a lemon cake,
a lemon pound cake.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
For a split second.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
But the whole song is based on this lemon cake,
and it's based on under the boardwalk. Yes and so
and so now the guy did you get a proof
from the drifters for that?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Dude, the best is so the cops sue Afroman because
for uh making fun of him and Afroman last week one.
So his name is now back out there, Afroman, and
all these songs are starting to come out. The guy
was getting sent at the police station. Lemon pound Cakes fantastic. Yeah,

(12:39):
it's dude, it's once again. That's hilarious, not hurting anybody. Now,
this guy goes to crying scenes and people yell out,
what's up officer?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Lemon Cake never gonna stop it and it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Afroman claims that he banged one of the officers wives
and even the guy's kid had the game. Come home
from school and go is Afroman my dad? So I'm
laying in bed last night. My wife's in the bathroom
not cleaning. I don't know what she's doing in there,
but I'm playing the Lemon pound Cake song over and
over again. No, I'm not playing over it's really sad.

(13:11):
It's the same thing over and over again. There's really
no there's one line I realized that last he puts
down his clock and gets the slugs. So my wife
out of the bathroom where she's not straightening up, is
what are you listening to him?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
The best thing ever afro Man.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
And now I'm trying to explain to her what's going on, Like,
I'm like, well, they busted his house. I think they
were just a bunch of white cops, black guy in
Ohio they wanted to harass, tried to do this with
my kids in the house, and he had drugs in
the house.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Dude. My daughter thought I was insane.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm showing her all these videos of Afroman making fun
of the cops and he's dude, and he's in court.
He's wearing an American flag suit because he knew he
was gonna win. Dude, He's like, I have free speech,
I can do this, Like I'm allowed to do this.
And you guys, you ran literally ransacked my house for
no reason at all. And uh and it's if you

(14:07):
got a couple, if you got like time to kill right,
like you're sitting in the pickup line for school, your
kids sports or whatever, you're bored out of your mind,
just YouTube Athromn and it'll make your afternoon. Yeah. I
had to show the video to my wife because I'm
listening to Lemon past so on my Lemon pound Cake
so on my uh my Spotify here, I just put
a folder together.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I called it silly, so I have lemon pound cake.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, then I put in, uh, will you help me
help me repair my gate my door? And that one's
as bad as lemon pound cake. But you're stuck watching
it like I'm staring at the video waiting. I'm waiting
for something else. Now I haven't gotten to There's one
called the Police Raid. And then crazy Rap is just
a class at call forty five. That's fantastic. But even
my wife, Now my wife jumps on bed, she's uh,

(14:51):
and she's now she's watching the video. I'm like, this
is what this is? What the video is about. The
guy's busted up his house. Is that lemon pound that's
what this is kicking my Randy Walters.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is the son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
This is one of the cops that that busted in
his door. So he might as well put a whole album.
Then there's nothing to the music. There's nothing, there's no
at all. So in court, these cops sue Afroman, so

(15:27):
they're on the stand. Afreman's lawyer says to the guy,
is your mom a bitch? And the guy the guy
start even on the stand. The guy starts laughing, He's like,
my mom's dead.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And then the.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Lawyer starts laughing. He goes, I'm sorry about your mom.
That lawyer can't believe what he's in the middle of.
What SAMs explain it to my wife. Now, my wife,
you know, with her tinfoil hat. She's like, well, did
they find kids? I'm like no, I said, no, this
is just the cops try and harasses.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, this was this.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, this was a b a bad look for a
police department.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
And then they ended up.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Half of the cops got arrested, like like one guy
got caught child porn, another one I think was sleeping
with one of her you know, higher ups. Yeah, so
it was like it ended up. Afroman comes out looking
looking great.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I went in thinking I was going to listen to
like the thirty six Chambers by the Wu, but it
was just Afroman goofing off over and over again, really
thrown together. Not quality music, but it was fun to
listen to. And he goes with the under the boardwalk
with the tryptis victims' very it's certainly catchy.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Was it Mom's London pound cake? He lives with his mom?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, oh I noticed that too.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Man, that the kitchen wasn't very nice. Yeah yeah, I
felt that everybody check it out. Although I old Lemon pound.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay, he won to put down the.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oy. Yeah dude, that for man's the best.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Uh yeah yeah, but I don't think those I only
he's getting in the rock and roll Hall of Fame.
Tell you what, man, I'll shoot him a message if
I can get him to my birthday party for five
grand I do it.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I do it.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't have money, not getting sing lemon pound. Yes,
look we get back. We'll knock out some rock news.

(17:42):
Jo Joe and Scottie rock news. There's some rock news
for you. Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mud. I feel
like the only time we talk about him is when
he gets arrested. Uh, he's not going to serve any
jail time for a twenty twenty five arrest on domestic
violence and drug possession. I guess he was able to
enroll in a drug rehab program. The judge accepted a

(18:04):
plea deal where Scantlon will take steps has laid out
in the deal to go to some type of rehab.
So he was arrested for beating up his girlfriend and
he had drugs on him. So that's a puddle of mud.
Front Man West Scantland going back to rehab. Like you
and I talk about involuntary vacations, Like if we had
to go to prison, not so bad unless you're getting

(18:26):
you know, the whole salt in the shower thing by
another man.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
But if I had to go to rehab for like
two or three months, it sounds like everything that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I've ever seen where a celebrity goes to rehabit looks
pretty comfortable.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
We listened to a same podcast of a guy that
we like and he got caught up in some stuff
and had to go to a rehab as a plea deal. Yeah, dude,
he was great. He goes, I go down to Florida.
He goes, I didn't have a drinking problem. So he's like,
I hadn't even drank in like weeks before going to rehab.
He goes, they get you in the detox days, they
just give you a bunch of pills so you don't

(18:59):
you know, you don't have a seizure. And then he's like,
we hung out by the pool. He goes, every couple
of days, they put us in a van and we
go to Walmart and he goes. He's like, the worst
part was you have that a roommate and he goes.
Other than that, it was just like it's like a
thirty day vacation. I guess insurance will pay for that,
right if they think you're really bad, I mean, if

(19:20):
you have good insurance. Yeah, I mean, dude, I know
some people that it cost them a lot of money
and not even them, like it costs the parents a
lot of money.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Ace Freely who passed away this past year.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Which is said, I guess a couple of his guitars
are going to be auctioned off, and they're thinking they're
going to receive somewhere between four hundred and five hundred
thousand dollars for some.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Of his guitars. So I don't know if that's his
family trying to make them dough.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Ace was doing good in his last couple of years,
so hopefully packed away some money. But yeah, it looks
like they're gonna do it at uh hard Rock in Vegas.
So yeah, So if eight hundred items are going to
be auctioned off and Ace's guitars are in that, along
with Stevie Ray Vaughan and Kirk Hammett from Metallicy. I

(20:15):
guess if you want to go to Asbury Park and
they got a music festival happening called See Here Now Festival.
It's happened in the last couple of years. Well, they
announced some some artists that are going to perform.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Uh, it's gonna be headlined by Shaka Khan. Headlined by
Chaka Kan.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's not but Shaka Khan is going to be there.
It's actually a fun lineup. Mumford and Sons who I
do enjoy, the Strokes, that's cool, the Offspring, Goo Goo Dolls, Moby,
Shaka Khan, the Pixies, all American rejects, Ziggy Marley, Shaggy
and Men at Work. You got a great show there.

(20:53):
And then movie comes up playing this stupid music. What's
he gonna He's gonna DJ the party?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I don't get it, man.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
So yeah, so you gotta you know it's it's gonna
be a cool lineup on the beach Asbury Park.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Uh, it's the See Here Now Fest that just added
Afromn Dude.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Wow, you I'm telling you, if you're a concert promoter,
you book afroman Now because because he's hot. Yeah, you
do it quick, pleadude. Everyone's talking about Afroman. It's the
He's the best. I can't stop listening to his songs
about these cops that rated his house.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
They're fantastic.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
There you go. Some rock?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Why don't your point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock stations,
The XL Morney Show streaming always online on the iHeartRadio app.
I don't know how I feel about this, man. I
gotta I gotta do something. I don't really want to
do it on Friday night? Would I laugh at you

(21:58):
if I found out you were doing There's things I
do I hide from you, and there's things I posted
online that I hide from you.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
You should because I will be a F word and
that's the friend.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I will make fun of you, and then I will
tag other people who will also make fun of Yeah,
you're a bully, Yes, I one hundred percent are. And
you keep me on my toes with the youre why?
Oh yeah, I definitely grammar boys. He another guy? You
know they would like to go out and attack me. Yeah,
like the jerk offs you walk.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
But that's but that's what, dude, that's what.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
And honestly, if you've ever watched in the nineties the
show Boy Meets World. His best friend Guy is the
actor's named Ryder Strong. He has a podcast. Man, he
came out the other day and he was like, dude,
we need to bring back shaming. Yeah, Like shaming is
a big thing because you you get shamed, it makes
you learn that's a bad thing. And I need to

(22:49):
fix why I'm being shamed. And we just don't do
that anymore. And look, oh you're beautiful. You're not beautiful.
You're one hundred and seventy five pounds overweight. Yeah, doesn't
she my wife shames me? And I think I take
that like and look, a little bullying can go a
long way.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I call it motivating.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Uh no, man, So I have to go to my
oldest daughter. She's she's my stepdaughter, but we don't call
it that, like like it's she's just my daughter. But
she has a biological father. He's been in and out
of her life. He's getting married and we you know,

(23:33):
we're my my wife and I and I got to
give my wife a lot of credit. We invite everyone
to our parties, so you know, we try and keep
the peace. And so we invite him and his fiance
to you know, Christmas parties and holidays, and I do
the same thing with my ex wife. Yes, yes, Like
my ex wife comes to a ton of stuff, you know,

(23:53):
at our house, and my ex wife and my my
wife are very friendly. So his and say, uh my,
my my stepdaughter's biological dad's fiance is very nice and
and she is, you know, she's become friendly with my
wife and they invite us to their wedding.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Ah. Yeah, it's something you could have skipped over.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Well, dude, And I'm I'm and I'm I'm. There's been
a couple of things that have happened where I'm like,
I'm not super happy with the dude. And I'm like,
all right, so i gotta like, Like six months ago,
you know, you have a couple of beers in here,
you're like, yeah, we'll go, But now we're like it's
go time, and I'm like, so I gotta go, Like,

(24:39):
I mean, I don't want to, Like I've raised his
daughter since she was a small teenager, you know, never
got to thank you from the dude, And now I
gotta go.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Give him a gift book a hotel, right, and go
to his wedding.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
And I'm like and I'm like now I'm like and like,
I don't know if I want to do that.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
When do we.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Stop inviting people that were really significant to weddings, Like
I get the daughter thing, like, you know, that's my wife,
So that's my wife's thing. My wife goes, our our
daughter is in the wedding. Yea, our grandson is in
the wedding. You're supporting them, right, So yeah, so that's
what my wife said. And my wife, dude, you know

(25:23):
my wife, she just looks for a party. Well yeah,
so she's just like I do that we did at
the l because this should have an open bar. Anytime
she can get a hotel room. My wife is always
well yeah, because I was gonna say, I've driven to
weddings before and then drove home after the wedding and
gotten home.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's New Hope, Okay, so it's like a three it's
like a three hour drive. Yeah, okay, yeah, I get
that right. And I'm like, okay, all right, so I
gotta go this.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I gotta got the other and I'm like, and then
I got stuff to do. Your parties. On Saturday, I
have another I have a lesbian party. Also on Saturday,
I'm booked with you're gonna be drinking and hanging out
a lot. And then like and then I gotta pick
my in laws up at the airport at twelve thirty
Sunday it's actually Monday morning, but it's Sunday night at

(26:08):
twelve thirty Monday morning before me, and you have.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
This job at the airport.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
See like with weddings, like that's that's you're planning a
weekend that you would plan with your wife, Like you're
spending money for a wedding, dude. And once again, it's
a little weird because I do like there is some
like I get pissed off, Like I'm like, bro, you
failed for a lot of years on this girl, and
I took over ye and and it's just like yeah,

(26:39):
it's like you know, look man, like I don't know,
maybe a high five every now and then be like,
hey man, thanks for taking care of my daughter.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
You shouldn't have to.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Go to a wedding unless you really do do that
person like that, that's what a wedding's for.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's gotta be tough.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
He shet my my daughter, and now you know he's
the biological father, but my daughter will call me her
dad in front of him. Yeah, dude, could not imagine that, Like,
that's gotta the burn, Like doesn't that burn you? Bro?
And now and now now I'm invited to your wedding
and you went that reminder at the wedding.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
If I'm standing up there, I'm looking back, I'm like,
so what's the what do you think the check should be?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Man, well I know what I give buddies. I definitely
cover the meal. I'm still I'm at three hundred dollars
per wedding. Who I was going to go too. That's
for a close friend. I figure one fifty years was
the go. One fifty was that was it. I'm thinking,
now this isn't bad. You're a hundred of pop. Man,

(27:38):
then I'm also probably paying two hundred for the room.
Well yeah, it's That's what I'm saying, Like this wedding
that you want to, that you're going to, you may
not one hundred percent and be on board with this
is basically a wedd This is like a weekend you
would take your wife away where you're like, man, I'm
gonna spend out six hundred dollars this weekend. But you
know it's it's something between me and my wife. You
go to a wedding, I'm foods free. I guess we
were on vacation. Is at free it's cost me two

(28:00):
hundred dollars? Yeah, I guess it's not yet. You're fam
and we were on vacation. My wife was feeling pretty good,
and I was like, hey, babe, what do you think
about you and Joey my daughter just going to the
wedding and you guys share the hotel room and I
stay home and get stuffed done.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
That would be nice. She was kind of.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Not really on board, but kind of on board. I
would say probably forty sixty. Okay, you're almost I think
you could talk right. But then she's sobered up and
I think she thought. She's like, no, you're if I'm
stuck doing this, you're stuck doing that. And I'm like,
h all right. I was like, but you're right, dude.
I would rather just go there, wrap up the wedding,
and go home.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah. Yeah, that's more of a dry and that's a
Friday night wedding. The Friday night weds.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, you're not getting people that are dancing and having
ye I've been there. Yeah, so that's when I'm stuck
them tired from the morning of you know. Yeah, and
then I got your party. Yeah try Oh, I got
the lesbian party first.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah. So if the lesbian party is, if it's what
the kids say off the hook, I don't know if
I'm gonna make it to your sometimes that lesbian party.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
By the way, I wonder if I can make both.
So yeah, it's a it's a lesbian's fiftieth birthday part.
It was the first lesbian wedding I ever went to
a couple of years ago. And uh, and it's awesome
because the lesbian wife is like I guess she's more
like the husband, and so me and her get along splendidly,

(29:23):
like she's like the she's like the husband to.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Hang out like the bitch.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, dude, she'll call me and complain about the wife
like that.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Uh, look we get back. We'll not got some headlines.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
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ZXLS out Jerseys rock station ZXL Morning Show where you
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(29:59):
us a message, and no matter how them, we usually play.
Now we got a new annoying guy. We usually have
Mike from Allentown. This guy's from Ohio. Three of the
same requests.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, all right, I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Hi, this is Dave listening to you on the I
Heart Radio app from Cleveland, Ohio. If it's possible, could
you play Cleveland Rocks by Ian Hunter. This is Dave
from Cleveland, Ohio, the rock and roll capital of the world.
Can you please play Ian Hunter Cleveland Rocks?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Thank you? This is Dave from the rock and.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Roll capital of the world, Cleveland, Ohio, listening two hundred
point seven w's XL on the iHeartRadio app. Can you
please play Ian Hunter Cleveland Rocks.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It's from the show right, no song with the Drew
Carey Show. Cleveland Rocks. Yeah, Clevelynn Rocks. I really saw that.
Has it ever played on a real radio station?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Is that you don't know? And first of.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
All, just because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
is in Cleveland, Cleveland is not the I was gonna
ask you. It's not the epicenter of rock and roll.
I think there were so many other towns that were
had a bigger impact than Cleveland. I went to Cleveland
for my bachelor party. Why, I don't know. My brother
picks me up. You went to King right, Well, we
went to Uh, my brother picks me up right. Me

(31:25):
and some guys we head over. I mean, where are
we going? We end up in Cleveland. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
There was nothing special in Cleveland. Went hat steak and
hung out in the city. A big Indians fan.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Then we on the way back, we uh we stopped
at the Football Hall of Fame, State of Pittsburgh and
then came back. But yeah, I was in Cleveland once.
Cleveland is a tough town. It was so polluted at
one time, Uh, the river caught on fire.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I just wanted to thank Jojo for coming in the
other day. I mean, I know the weather was a
little challenging, and you know, real men do what real
men do. So thank you, Jojo. And as far as
the other guy, well, you wonder why the listeners refer
to you is scrotum. Yeah, but I got a different tag.
It shouldn't be Jojo and scrodem it should be Jojo
and the jaj that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Which I don't like that, by the way. The scrotum thing,
I don't like the big Yeah, my buddies from high school.
He's called me SCROTI the Scotti Scotti. God ryme, like,
you got to do better than that. Yeah, yeah, but yeah,
I don't like Jojo and scrot them.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
That doesn't I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I don't want to. At this step.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I love Monroe man, that's my middle name. I freaking
love Monroe Man, like I called the guy's an iHeart.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was like, can we change everything Jojo and Monroe
in the morning? They said, who's this? I said, so
Jojo and Scotti?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Who?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I was like, we're in the land the city? What who?
I'm like that for mine?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Man? Jojo and Monrod just sound.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Like an old black man bro.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Seriously, shaw Day, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
is a joke. I can't believe that they allow half
the people that are in there. They're not even rock
and roll artists. They pushed the envelope so absolutely, I agree.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I really cares.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Uh yeah, I could get it is Shot Day getting
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I mean remember talking about that.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
We were talking about shod Day for something. I don't know,
but maybe it was just how good the music is.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, and that was the other one that what was
the one that was in the Police Academy movie Smooth
Op Smooth Elevator Music.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
That's dude Gary g Garcia who comes in to Conspiracy Corner,
the comedian from ac jokes. He had a record deal
with Epic and he talks about he walked in the
offense and she was sitting in the lobby and he said,
I've never seen a.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Wound so beautiful. I think he said he knew he
had her number or yeah, dude, he's like he's like
she was. Everything about her was just absolutely courses.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I just text him. I try and get her on
the show shot Day. What's Shot Day up to?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I gotta be like in at least sixties, like they.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Have like this, like the yacht rock tours, the nineties
pop tours.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Let's put it like a let's put an elevator music
tour together them you can throw the kind of the
Doobie Brah maybe not Hall of Notes, yes, all that.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, so shote.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Uh you've get a man. We'll play some more on Friday.
That's all I got today. For the talkbacks, you go
to the iHeartRadio app search wz XL, hit the red
microphone button, send us a talk back.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
We get back. We'll do.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Oh love track anything, thirty ny.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Anything, racket rock or roughing. Yes, love trash. Here's some
trash for him.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Do you watch the show Reacher?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah? I like that guy. Man, he's a big dude. Yeah,
big dude.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
He also has a soap commercial with a shirt off,
which I would do with hot. Yeah, just hot.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I have a four track VCR that I can pause
and it doesn't have the squiggly lines. So Tom Cruise
did a bunch of movies with by you know, I
guess it's a book series and gets where I get confused.
So yeah, so well the whole thing is in the book.
He looks like the guy from the TV show.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Who's the guy we're talking about? Alan Richson is his name.
But in the movies they got Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Tom Cruise like a little guy, and the movies weren't bad,
but they were like, like, you watch him and never
think about him again. The TV show I heard is
very good. Well, this guy he's driving around his neighborhood.
He's on a motorcycle and I guess his kids are
behind him on like mini bikes and they're driving through

(35:42):
the neighborhood and this dickhead neighbor jumps out in front
of Reacher to block them, and like Reacher falls off
his bike, you know, So he gets out and they
start fighting, and then eventually like the like Reacher's trying
to like talk to the guy and go like what
are you doing right, and like I'm out here with

(36:03):
my kids, and the guy's like, you're making noise, blah blahlah.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
We don't need this here. So then Reacher finally just
punches the guy. Yeah, man, that's a big guy. You're
gonna battle that guy.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
And so the cops did say that no one's gonna
be charged in him. So Reacher like and he has
a body cam on him, like so it's all on video,
like you see what a dick head the neighbor is.
Miley Cyrus, I get did you watch the big twentieth
anniversary of Hannah Montana?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I missed it. Oh yeah, it tuned in.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah remember the kid from Big Daddy, Yeah, little kid.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, so that they were twins.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
And then they went on to do a show on
the Disney Channel and Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus said that
she dated one of the brothers, Dylan Dylan Sprouse is
his name, Okay, and she said they were like eleven
years old. And actually Dylan shared a story with Jimmy
Kimmel and said, me and me and Miley we dated

(37:07):
when we were kids at the Disney Channel.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
But then Nick Jonas walked by and it was over
for there.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So so yeah, I mean, I guess you're just kids
hanging out. You're all on sets, you know, like that's
who your friends are.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Are you really dating? You'd sing it the dude. This
might be the worst pr move ever.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Megan Markle and Prince Harry they leave the Royal family
to come live normal life here in America. They set
up a big deal with Netflix. Netflix. It dies, It
dies on the vine, like it doesn't eat, Like no
one watches their stupid shows. Nobody cares about them, And

(37:52):
now even their neighbors are saying, we all hate them.
They're annoying they're rude and we want them gone because
they're not celebrities, but they want to be treated like celebrities.
So yeah, and this Prince Harry kid, he had it made.
Remember you would run around naked in Vegas and stuff,
enjoy the castle and then and then what you married?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
A girl?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Used to open up briefcases for Howie Mendel on a
game show. You could have any girl you won, Man,
you take a hard dragon ride.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Dude. He's gotta be just sitting there, just just shaking
his head, going, what did I do? You settled for that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
What did I do? And now he's not even back
at the castle? He had a cat a castle, bro
hold on, Becky, I'm to lower the jawbridge so you
can get in. Uh. Christine Cavalieri, I agree with her
on this. She is a reality star show. She was
married to that lazy quarterback to play for the Dolphins
and the Bears, Jay Cutler, Jake Cutler. She was married

(38:46):
to him, didn't He used to smoke on the sidelines.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It was like the Joe and he was our Joe Namath.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
So she does a podcast and she brought up a
great thing. She goes it's very weird when married men
like my.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Like sexy Instagram posts. Yeah, I agree, Yeah it is, dude.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
And like if your wife puts up kind of like
a risk a picture, like not like your wife feels
good about herself, so it puts up a picture where
she looks sexy, and then like your your friend like
likes it, right, your guy friend likes it.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, that's a weird look.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, I'm my wife had a guy of someone she
works with kind of like said fire or something, and
that's a weird look.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Man, that's that's a that's a that's a weird thing.
I comment on the guy.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I'm like, wow, like a woman she put up a
upbitted a profile her and her her husband. I'm like, man,
Bobby looks great and that's her husband. That's the funny mark, right,
that's what I do. Yeah, hey man, your wife looks
hot like you look you.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Want to put happy Birthday under somebody. Okay, I get it.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
But like your friends, your wife's friends are kind of off,
like you know, like you like you got to keep
them at a distance. But even like I follow a
lot of porn stars and stuff, and there's this one
porn star, Sylvia sage, and she does stuff in her
kitchen like she was she like she like she she's
trying to get out of porn and make like funny content.
So she'll do a lot of stuff in her kitchen.

(40:11):
And she's got this unbelievable big canvas picture of a
mug shot of Johnny Cash. So I write to her constantly,
I go, where did you get that that picture? Like
like I ignore the fact she's hot, I ignore that
she's you know, in a bikini or in lingerie, And
I go, where did you get that Johnny Cash picture?
And I would I would do it next to my wife.

(40:34):
I'd go look at this picture and I was like,
that's an awesome picture. Yeah. So it was like me
and my wife loved that picture. Where did you get
that picture? So you slipped into her DM and so
finally she responded and she was like I got it
at a garage sale. And I was like, thank you
so much.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Done.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I never have to contact this woman ever again. It'd
be weird if I did put a hand in you.
All right, man, all right, here's a p there you go,
some trashy Hey, good morning z XL.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Good man, how you doing? Nice man?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
You're going to see switch Foot switch Foot, and then
also after the switch Foot show, you have to sit
through the whole show. We will then give you the
Atlantic City Beer and Music FESTI ticket that's double banger today.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, listen, that's not a problem at all. My wife
loves switch Foot, so we'll get through it perfect, okay.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
And and you love beer, so it's a win win.
You can take her friends to switch flot and then
you can take your buddy to the Beer Music Festival.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
We're married.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I don't know you're gonna have Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
have to go.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
And and you're a burgoddess, so you're probably gonna have
to take it to a nice dinner.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's gonna cost you some money, but you know it's
a nice date night.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Plus you sound like a really good looking guy, so
you probably would cheat if you didn't take it to
the Beer Music Festival.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
So don't do that. Make sure you bring them. Man,
she'll stop you from going behind the dumpster.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
You know what I mean. You're making out with some
girls wearing a necklace of pretzels. Yeah, you're biting the
pretzel off her neck, get near her breasts.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Don't do that right.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Well, look you got you got tickets switch Foot at
Orgatta and Atlantic City Beer and Music Fest tickets. All right,
all right, guys, you guys rock Good Day Concert z XL,
South Jersey's rock station. Who us were the z XL
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(42:33):
z x L. I turned you on last week or
maybe the week before to a show called Shrinking with
Harrison Ford and the guy from How I Met Your
Mother and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It's a fantastic show. But
I don't have what's it all? Apple TV? I don't
have Apple TV. That's the one thing I don't have.
Its Apple TV. Has I even know what that is?

(42:55):
HBO Max? I got HBO Mex. Okay, so there's a show.
I believe it's on HBO.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I had each Bo Max.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Then my brother in law changed the password and now
I'm afraid to call him up.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I tell my wife to do like.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
You do it yeah yeah, or sometimes they'll if you
put the password in it's the right password, but then
they'll ask for a like they'll send you a code,
but then they send it to the person who has
the account and it's like, oh, okay, well now that
person's getting some weird text. You know, they don't know
why they're getting a text with a pass code and

(43:27):
who got prompted. One time, it's when I set up
my new basement.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I have all these.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
TVs and I Putflix have your Netflix on there, and
I think it told you like eight different times that
I subscribed, like someone just yeah, Netflix is starting to
crack down. But Apple TV is another show, and I'm
glad this guy's getting back to doing what he does
well because he's tried to do a couple serious things
and I didn't really buy it. It's show called Rooster

(43:54):
and it's with Steve Carell from the Office, and it's
a it's a comedy. His daughter is a college professor,
her life is imploding. He writes books, and so he
goes to the college. They end up offering him a job.
So now it's kind of this comedy where he's at
this very woke college and he's not a woke guy,

(44:16):
but he's pretty much playing the guy from the office. Yeah,
that's perfect, man, per dude, it's where he needs to
be because I've tried to sit through some some serious
stuff that he's done.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I don't buy it because all I see is the
guy from the office. Yeah, and the.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Earlier years of the Office were great, Like towards the end,
I didn't I didn't like it as much. I mean,
I still enjoy it, but it wasn't as good. The
beginning of the office is great. And my wife doesn't
like the Office. She doesn't get it either. I was like,
I don't get you then, and then we fight. I
smashed the TV. My wife's the same way. She doesn't
like it because of Pam. She thinks Pam is super

(44:52):
annoying in the office. Well, it's every office has that though,
there's always that annoying person. And so uh yeah, So
Steve Carrell kind of back doing that office role. But
it's a show called Rooster and it's it's funny because
he's this like older middle aged guy, you know, trying

(45:12):
to take care of his daughter whose life is falling apart.
But he's in a very woke college and he's not
he like he he falls into these circumstances that are
super not woke right right, and like he ended up
like you know, he's teaching a class. He ends up
tripping and and he falls into a girl and grabs
her boobs by accident. Right, but in a a woke

(45:36):
college like now, he's got to sit there and have
classes and he's got to go in.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Front of a board play himself.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
And he's like, I just tripped and her her bosom
was in the way, so he kind of you kind
of see what was his name in the office, I
forget you.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I see like that back in the day was just
a funny scene.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
And then you went on with the movie like like
I could see like a Rodney danger Fore old and
stuff like that. Yeah, that was a great thing about
back to school, man, Like that that that Rodney Dangerfield
movie is fantastic. It's an old guy who's from the
old school going to a college and and the college
kids aren't ready for him.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
God, how much we've changed?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
What was it called when he jumped off the diving board? Uh?
The trip with a triple Lindy triple Lundie triple?

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
How can I pull that out of my brain? Man?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
He somehow jumped from one diving board to another diving
board back up to the original Doctor's special effects. You
can't see the string, but it's not I mean, I
wouldn't say it's fantastic. Shrinking on Apple TV with Harrison
Ford is fantastic. That's good to see him. How's he doing,

(46:46):
Harrison Ford? Is he pretty funny in it? He plays
an old, angry Harrison Ford. That's what he always is
now and he plays on angry han solo. And but
he plays a guy. He actually walks in.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
He's a doctor, he's a therapist, and he walked into
like their kitchen room in their office, and he was
humming the Indiana Jones theme.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Okay, I like when they do that. But but they
gave him Parkinson's on the show. So he looks old
because he's old, but he's hilarious because he just plays
just a miserable Harrison Ford.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Another guy fell off for a while and then somehow
came back. I did Harrison Ford ever fall off?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I do remember a lot of times, you know, seeing
a movie with him in it?

Speaker 6 (47:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, dude, he was like the number one actor for
like ten straight years. Wasn't there a time, like, I
don't know, I saw him in The New Star Wars
was like, oh my god, it's Harrison Ford's back.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Nah, I did all those dumb movies.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
You know, he was dude, he's he's won like Oscars
from two thousand and two to twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
What did he do anything?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Uh? An Indiana Jones movie was in there. H see,
I didn't see that either. It was an older Indiana
Jones you know. And he did a bunch of Chinese
kid was like thirty or so he did. Like he
was the guy for a while that played like the
president in every movie. Yeah, I remember those him and
like Morgan Freeman would go back and forth to play
the presidents. Maybe I just didn't have a lot of
movie time. Yeah yeah, I just like, look, are the

(48:09):
movies really memorable?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Maybe not?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
But Harrison Ford has always been around, at least in
my lifetime. Yeah. So he's still doing it, still doing
it with shrinking. But Rooster not bad if you were,
if you were an Office fan, I think.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
You would like to shut out check it out and
it's I think it's an HBO Max almost positive. Look
we get back. What do we think called you think
you have a bad you think you've got in bad.
I don't think we have it bad.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
No one looks forward to aging, but there's good news
for those who are insecure about it. There are things
that happen once you pass forty that can make you
more attractive. You're not as interested in impressing everyone, and
that is a confidence thing. Confidence become a superpower. Emotions
are more likely to be under control. Finances should be

(49:03):
more stable. If you've put in the work. Your body
stands out more. There's greater understanding when it comes to
the opposite assuming the opposite sex, I guess, and you're
paying more attention. You spend less time doing things that
are uninspired, and with life experiences comes depth and growth.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, my wife's going through that. Man, it really has
taking a toll on her. I'm sorry say that again.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
My wife's go that over forty thing and looking older
and everything else.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
My wife's really gone through.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
That right now, Okay, I'm gonna give you a third time.
Do you want to reword what you just said? My
wife isn't her late forties, No? Yeah, no, middle forties.
And she looks fantastic. I mean she's holding it all together.
Confidence that is, she looks to her skin looks amazing,
She thinks as collagen in the morning. I mean, I
think I'm looking at a twenty one year old Dad's
where we're gonna live for seven dogs. There's a happy

(49:55):
ending to a story.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
It is China. I don't think he does.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Oh my god, yeah, escape, this is bad for only seven.
It's gone viral featuring seven dogs who managed to escape
from a transport truck was reportedly loaded with dogs who
had been stolen, uh to go to a meat shop.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh go, that's a real thing, man. Somebody I was
a podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
And they ate dog and they said it's like it's
it's really because dogs are athletic, like cows are lazy.
Pigs are lazy. So the meat is soft what they need.
But they said it's like because it's like it's almost
like muscle. Yeah, it's it's it's very tough meat. I
would know if I was eating dog or I don't know.

(50:42):
So good, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
It's just a piece of meat. It's a muscle.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
So the dogs were going to this meat shop to
be killed, and they escaped and all of them then
went went back to their homes. So good for the dogs.
Poor Lucky shows up on the door. He's got a
tag on his ear. Yeah, and that's all it's bad.
You go to some of those countries over there and
like their dogs hanging from the window.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, like a, I don't want any of that. Come on, bro,
And what is it? Cats too?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
That's always been the thing with cat, like Chinese restaurants
and cats. Because of damage being done by humans to
ocean environments, sharks and the Bahamas are now getting into
substances such as cocaine, caffeine, and painkillers. Researchers have found
the blood in some species of sharks, including nurse and
reef sharks, contaminated with pollutants in the water off the

(51:33):
coasts of Brazil and the Caribbean. Blood from eighty five
different sharks was analyzed and tested for these illegal substances.
Guess dude, we dump all the stuff in the water.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Anything you take, man, when you pay, it's gonna go somewhere.
And the like now we're blowing up these drug boats
full of cocaine and heroin, and Alex Jones had said
we turned frogs gay by like by putting chemicals in
the water dressing up. Now they're sweeping, they're stupid to it.
They're doing drag shows. It's very odd.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
There you go. Those people they have at bet you
not a whole lot for a lot less. It's an
almighty all powerful and.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
A bunch of point seven the exl south Sers, these
rock stations, the X Morning Show. I owe money on
my taxes, this tax thing man.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
It's dude, it's and that we talked about.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
The goal now is just not the oh right you almost.
I couldn't even get to zero.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
A couple a couple of years ago we ended up
own a couple of thousand, and I was like, oh, bro,
and like I look at we have the same accountant, uh,
the Great Captain Bomb. Yeah yeah, And dude, I looked
at it way he bought this obnoxious r V that
he's reading saving a picture. Dude, it looks like the
A team on steroids. If you go there, believe you're

(52:46):
if you're a tab of hidden Yeah, I dude, I
understand why you don't like it is everywhere.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
He's got everything.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Dude, he's got He built this obnoxious garage blue it's
got it's like three stories.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Because like I even and he's so proud of it.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I was like, what are you putting in there? I
think there's an anchor, like just an old acre. But yeah,
I remember the one year we owed money and I
was like, bro, I was like, there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
He's like, dude, I can't.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
He goes apparently they had data change some law and
he's like yeah, like I'm kind of stuck here, like
and then I got to go to my wife and
explain it to her, and then she.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Gets mad at me.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, I don't know who my wife knows that are
getting thousands of dollars back, but we pay thousands of
dollars in. It's like and I'm like, I'm happy that
we don't. We don't owe a ton, and I'm happy
about that. But when I look back, I'm like, we
already paid a ton of money throughout the year. I
should you feel like you want to get something back?
And then my wife like even she's playing by the rules.
It's like, how much did we collect on the venmo

(53:43):
for our rental of the summer. She's like, well, this
isn't us. It's like, well, if it was cash, let's
not reach like a nap. I don't want to do that.
Let's stay by the book. I'm like, my god, you
got to bend it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, it sucks. It sucks.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
It's just something you don't want it, like it's just
one last thing, Like they're gonna get you here for
one last thing.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Come on, bro.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
And now I feel like since we do a little bit,
maybe we're not under the raid or we're not you know,
you're not looking at us because we are. You know,
it did send you a couple hundred bucks the other
you know, last night, So hopefully we're not under the
radar where they come and they look at all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
But I don't know, man, it's allowed to keep track of.
And she's like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I got guys that do nothing and they're getting refunds
going on vacations.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I'm like, really, damn, dude, what do you do? Yeah,
I'm clean. I like, I haven't even thought my taxes yet.
I usually do. I usually it's like, what is it
the fifteenth? You having them by?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah? I'm usually on the thirteenth. I'm texting Captain Bob
and I go, can you get me in?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
And he's like, dude, really, I was like, yeah, Well
then it's a ball breaking thing between him and my
wife because I usually show up and we're missing something.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I knew you were missing something.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
My wife's I used to don't drive back and forth,
make sure you have it. I was like, why is
this fall all this stupid stuff together? You tagged me
on a text message with Captain Bob, who does our taxes,
and Captain Bob's like, hey, I'm running late. Make it
three thirty, and you were back you I thought it
is there forty appointments thirty the week. I'm like, dude,

(55:03):
this is all bad. You know. The week before I
had an appointment for five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I'm sitting on the in the in the sitting room.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
My wife she's like, aren't you supposed to be getting
taxes done right now?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
She's looking at the counter. I'm like, oh yeah, we
both forgot. But yeah, so you know money thanks? Yeah.
I'm like, can we write what about the energy bills?
Can we write that off? Nope? How about that? I
got this, We got some work done? Nope, nope. I'm like, really,
you're gonna play the no game?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah, dude, And now I gotta get my mom. I
gotta finalize my mom stuff. It's our last year doing taxes.
Because you could guess what you stop paying taxes when
you die. Yeah, oh yeah, And dude, she's good vote Democrat.
Here's the thing. So before we split up her, like
you know, the last of her bank accounts, she's gonna
like four grand. Yeah yeah, I'm like, why is an
eighty year old woman?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Oh? Four grand?

Speaker 6 (55:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
He said he must have printed out a thousand pieces.
I felt bad for his copier last night. He's printing
out all these pages. He's got that obnoxious computer screen.
It's a game.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
He had just one number and the other numbers go
up in town. It said, dude, it's a seventy inch
TV over your head. You have to do ours together
next time.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Please, everybody, thanks your call today was welcome on the show,
Glen when the whole part of.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
The stay there, we kick of that rock block.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
It is one hundred point seven's e XL, South Jersey's
rock station's EXL Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
When you're smiling, When when you're smiling, smiling.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Smiles at you, and when you're eleven poor, you love.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Me, the sun comes shining through. When you're crying, you
bring along the rim. Stop won't you be happy? Where
is smiling? Let's smile? Keep on smiling. I'm smile rocking out.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I know you guys are all my love with me,
guys on my way to work.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Warming up, and I'm like, I'm about there.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
We're rocking.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
Hey, thank you you got to the back.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good
morning guys.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
Hi let it?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Oh god, is it my radio?

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Or are you only broadcasting?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
And mana I got him the hell out of here
with you roll out. This is the readings A DJ like,
if you're on it, I listened to this. Man getting
up in the morning doesn't suck anymore.

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