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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a kid Chris Show. What up, man, Let's keep
it round five nine, one two seven. Here we are,
Sarah e Lease. And I still have all my notes
and notes and notes from the holiday. You know. I
was watching over the holiday time my buddy David Muir.
It's your yeah, yeah, because he's from Syracuse and he's

(00:22):
on ABC News and stuff. Hey, I get it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I see what you're seeing in that man. He's good
an he's smart.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, and I watch him. I'm loyal to guys that
are from my area, all right, because he got out
You're a loyal man. I'm very loyal and uh, even
though everybody turns on me, but whatever. Anyway, so he
uh did the story about these guys that I don't
know why, but this irritates me. Uh, those dudes. People

(00:50):
do this like all the time. You hear these guys.
They'll go and they'll celebrate and they get on the
news for this. They climb Mount Everest. Oh stop.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, And of course this is a choice that we
don't have to do, right.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And it's like, well, what what are we celebrating here?
What do you get out of this?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
What is the point of climbing?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I've always in my life, I've always broke down
things to two things right well and everything. Leave me alone,
leave me out of it is one thing in life.
Leave me alone, leave me out of it. And also
Peter or Laide, that ain't going to get you either either.
One like, I don't know any hot chick that was
watching that news story and said those guys climb Everest going, yeah,

(01:32):
any any billionaire guide it said, I got to invest
in that. I don't get it. So what's the point.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I climbed Camelback Mountain and that was enough for me.
I can't imagine going any crazier than that. You really
do feel like you could die at any moment.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So tell me more.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yea, it gets you really hot when I talk about climbing.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's what's the point.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
There really isn't like I'm thinking about it and I'm
I'm like, I know that we all have goals. I mean,
ten years ago, I set a goal. I said, you
know what I run? I want to run a marathon.
I did it, and now I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Like, I'll never do that again. Stupid.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
By mile twenty, you really do feel psychotic. You're like,
you know what, no one is forcing me to do this.
What is the point of me putting my body through hell? Right,
same thing with climbing the Mount Everest.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And the other thing that irritated me was watching my show,
you know, the the girl that has that there. Yeah, yeah,
Bailing Out Loud, right.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Dude, My sister loves that show. She and her husband. Yeah,
well she's brilliant, she really is, though.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And Bailing Out Loud is a girl that has the
Tourette syndrome and she's got that show on TLC. And
TLC is basically a network that is built on people
with all these issues and stuff. And if you go
to their TikTok page, you're like, what is this freak
show that I'm watching? Because every show is psychotic.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's the most chaotic channel you come across.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's it's it's dwarves that are all living together. It's
you know, like that one Joe a thousand pounds sisters, but.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
They're not a thousand pounds anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
This is my point. They look so.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Crazy to me. I'm like that, No, it almost looks worse.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It looks worse. They look like fish.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
They look like they.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Look like deflated fish exactly right.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Their eyes and then one is like, you look at
the other way.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Both of them have these weird eyes that are looking
the other way like they're looking for the fridge.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Dude, why did that affect their eyes though? Because I
don't like it's like their face is like sunk in.
Same thing with jelly Roll.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
He just lost the most three hundred pounds and the
same thing is going on with his face a little
bit too.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know, you get the sunken. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You got to get that thing. We got to get
like a facelift. No, not at.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
All, sisters, And they kept showing that promo during Baling
out Loud because you know, I'm home, I'll buy myself
during the holidays and stuff, and I'm like, they're showing
this marathon.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
I'm like, hell, yes, this is what Chris is doing
while he's well, I.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Had to do stuff that, you know, and I'm like
watching this and I'm like, oh, this is awesome. And
of course during that, they're pounding you with these other
promos and what the freak shows they got on this network.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I love freak shows, but I rarely watch them. I
always see the clips on TikTok though.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Me too, well, Balin's the only one that I'll watch
the full episodes because her family is the whole the
whole thing is awesome. And she's really cute too. Yes,
and I have her cell phone number and we can
you know, I haven't reached out to her yet. We're
got we gotta get her on our show.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I got to start watching the show so I actually
can get invested in what's going on.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, you'll fall in love with her and her whole family,
the sweetest people, all of them.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, that's what my sister tells me. She's just like, ah,
you love it. She's like Joey and I are addicted.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes. And when I put the post up over the
holiday on my Facebook page and stuff, it was amazing
how many dudes came out and said, I thought I
was the only guy I love this show.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
See, that's what happens is the girly start watching the
guys make fun of it, but then they kind of
they catch a glimpse out of their eye, like, you
know what, maybe I will sit and watch us for
a little bit. That's what happened to my husband with
Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, I'm gonna draw the line, man now.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
All you gotta do is watch thirty seconds and you'll
be hook No, I will not be hooked. That is
my that is my guilty pleasure. The one show.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, but you know a thousand pounds scissors, They're not
gonna hook me on that. I'm not gonna watch fish
people with their weird eyes and their weird bodies.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I feel for them.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
They just look really uncomfortable. And the one was talking
about what she used.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
To The one I saw was the same over again,
where she kept yelling at her family, going, you're not
going to force me? Like what is the show?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
She looks like blooney with googly eyes, Like that's what
I'm picturing. As sad as that sounds like, I don't
know if I can watch it, but I remember seeing
a clip where the one Tammy, she was talking about
how she would drink multiple two liters of coke every
single day, throw off.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
How is she still alive?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't know. And then also stuff will clear you out.
If I was a consultant for TLC, I would say,
look the dwarf stuff that's played out, We're over.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
That, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
My husband loves dwarfs, about it, he loves them so much.
He wanted to get one for his bachelor party. I
don't know what to do, but he's like, we got
to have one at the bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, well it.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Is for another Okay, Hi, Sarah, I missed hearing this dude.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, I know. That's super King. That's what he calls himself.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I guess what about the new song?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh I don't like the new song.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's it. We got it for one day.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well, I don't. This is a song it's Sarah likes.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
It's time for Sarah.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
She's good, all right, listen, Okay, So during this, all right,
I'll allow three calls five one three seven four nine
two seven. The best out of those three calls will
will determine what is going to be the new theme.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay, sounds good to me.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, so we'll see if we me even get calls.
It's it's you know, early.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
This is a good one to be a part of
with the chat because we're talking about this article looking
back at.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Twenty twenty five, because that was so long ago, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, people that had to go to the er for
getting some self stuck. Some odd items on this list
taken from the US Consumer Product Safety commissions database. I
guess we'll start in the rectum. Is that the proper
terminology for the airwaves?

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I guess a few things here.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
A baseball okay, it's almost opening day. Perfect.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
A dog chew toy okay, as a dog mom, I'm offended.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What's your vote for the theme?

Speaker 9 (08:38):
I like the new one more upbeat. The other one
is horrible. Puts me in a bad mood every time
I hear them screamed.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, okay, okay, thank.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
You, appreciate you, congratulations, love you.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, there's one okay, what's your vote?

Speaker 10 (08:58):
Who?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Hello? Hello, what's your vote? Hey, Chris? Yeah, what's your vote?

Speaker 11 (09:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Which song do you like better?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
For me? What's your what? Theme?

Speaker 9 (09:13):
I ain't gonna like?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I like the new song? Oh boy, we got.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
To votes so far?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
What'd you say? Three? Oh yeah? Out of three? So
that's it.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
So that's it.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's it. All right, Thanks, that settles it, Thank you,
damn it.

Speaker 12 (09:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
In the clurb, it's.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Cony, get your hypes up on the way to work.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Maybe I'll just get that super King to sing at
that version. Leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
We can leave super King in twenty twenty five. Also,
things that got stuck in the butt. The turkey basters.
That was a popular one.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's old school though sounds nasty. A bottle of shampoo,
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
They didn't say if.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was travel so yeah, but that's you know, I
think my big bottle, my big Paul Mitchell bottle.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
That thing's like a leader a penny, a penny, uh huh,
and an egg. Well no either. Doing that with the
pennies is because they're they're they're not going to be
making them anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
So they're high, so you got to keep them in
a safe place. That's right in the peepe for the dudes.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh that little insert.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
That is that guys who were like go hood no more?
I don't know, all right? A chess piece, Oh they're
done definitely.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Guys are like all squeamy right now?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
A comb?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
How the hell does that?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
These gotta be guys that aren't that have the hood
still headphones?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Not sure what kind of headphones are you getting it
in there?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
A guitar string, like my beats ain't gotta fit in there,
like my full beats.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Like I'm thinking about the headphones that I wear to
the gym, and I'm like those aren't going in any
of my holes?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Never mind?

Speaker 12 (11:30):
Fix?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Thank you, thank you, Chris divers.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
An, apple Core, apple Core.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, you guys are weird and for the ladies. Some
things getting stuck for the girlies. A bath bomb, I.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Mean, well maybe she's said those things are huge.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
A holiday bell, well, what.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Just the season, I guess so.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
A couple of spoons, all right, A latex glove, a
beer bottle, y'all are nuts? Come on, now that's a girl.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
What are we doing? Those are for the ladies.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I know, I know those are just a few items,
but yeah, I came across this article figured I would.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Share what's what? What's the weirdest for you? Sarah Christopher?
What toothbrush?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'm just here to deliver the news you pipe down
over there, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thank you for saving the day.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
I did not need to know things that men shoved
up their today.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I know it's nasty, Yeah you've been.

Speaker 12 (12:47):
I mean some people are into that thing, man, I know, uh,
I don't know, but I just wanted to say I
love what you guys are doing.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
I've been listening to you guys every morning, calling few times.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Just keep doing what you're doing. I love thee but
you got the.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Best two out of three, Sarah. I'm glad you got
that awesome song for you.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah it's a good one, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It is well because I paid a lot for it.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
So the club.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, you're gonna get your money's worth with that.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I guess it's time for sarahs.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Farah question. It sounds like the beginning of like a
nineties like TV show. Yeah, you seeing you like public script?
Off the off the printer and walk it into the news.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
That's why I love it so much. It has such
a nineties vibe to it. That's actually my theme for
my birthday coming up in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I didn't know he was diddling.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Dude, watch it, Oh Sarah, so wrapping up whatever your
vibe is, take it easy out there.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Hey, this is Sarah. I have to put this out there.
I have a lady boner for the segment today Sports
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Speaker 1 (14:21):
What up, sir? Out of control with that AI stuff?
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Speaker 3 (14:26):
You are you are, mister a I no, you're making
seg uncomfy.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
And there mister Foley, do you sir? I'm oh, sir,
mister Fay.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
The Banks for bringing back both head coach Zach Taylor
here were the player personnel Duke Tobin for next season.
Then from owner Mike Brown in a statement yesterday, mister
Taylor met with the media yesterday and mister Tobin gets
his chance Friday at one o'clock.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
That should be very interesting.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I can't wait to hear the questions from Bengals media
to Duke.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, come on, do you really think okay, did you
know how it's run down there with the pass corps? Yeah,
they don't want to the passes.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
So you go to the game.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
That's invite to the pre training camp on mock turtle, soup, dude, salmon, steak, asparagus.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
And that's why you're staying away from that presser and.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Also Orange Sherbert. Yeah, and you know what, they an
access to the players and all that. Those questions are
going to be checked, filtered and all that stuff. No, nothing,
nothing is going to be asked. And you're after that
press conference, you're all gonna waste your time like you
do with your money, following this team, and you're gonna
be like what what what?

Speaker 14 (15:43):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
That Don'll never happen your They fire people from this
radio station for from this company for calling out that team.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
College basketball Last night, tenth rank Nebraska goes to fifteen
to know. They beat Ohio Dayton Columbus seventy two sixty nine.
The Buckeyes are ten and four tonight, though. Cincinnati Bearcats
looking to rebound from Saturday's loss and against Houston. They're
on the road tonight in Big Twelve play at West
Virginia at seven. Western Michigan takes on fifteen and oh
Miami at Malett Hall. Also, George Washington meets the Dayton Flyers.

(16:20):
He's dead you massive Ohio U and six ranked duke.
He's a battle number twenty Lovill reds of Date. Congrats
to the Cowboy Jeff Brentley for being named as the
National Sports Media Association Ohio Sportscaster of the Year.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I should be there.

Speaker 14 (16:37):
He is.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I've interviewed him, but I've never met him in person.
He's a guy that man I would love to hang
out with.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I could listen to him talk about food all.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Day right there.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Probably probably had some ribs and ice cream melting on
his stomach this morning. Was celebrating last night soccer Soccer
reports RFC Cincinnati he's going to sign a Kyle Smith
to a one year deal. Smith played at LaSalle, the
home of the Lancers, and most recently we played with

(17:07):
Orlando City at outside back and center midfielder.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I would hate to work to play for a team call.
It's like you're lancing a boil or something. Great school, Yeah,
they're on North Bend Road. It's a great schools in
the Trice.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You're my dad, uncle's, everybody graduated.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't care about the school. I'm saying the name.
That's fine. It's you know, like the Knights or the
ear Removals NHL.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
The Night Sports.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
The Columbus Blue Jackets are on the road out west
against the San Jose Sharks.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Penn Station. It's Tuesday, so you want to go. You're hungry.
We get the Bengal to right down Tuesday. It's Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
You're hungry, and you're sitting there and driving in your car,
sitting at home, nothing to do, and about eleven or
twelve o'clock. You want to go to Penn Station East
Coast Subs because it's all about good taste right there.
It is the hand crafted subs, the pizza, fabulous fries.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And what to drink. Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Order online today at Penn Station East Coast Subs. You're
two for two with Tyler so far.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
If you want to drink the kool aid, you can
be part of the press corps and go down there
and drink the kool aid and ask the pre approved questions.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Duke Tobin on Friday, I cannot wait?

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Did you raid my desk? I got a whole stack,
I got a whole stack of cards in there. What
do you want to ask Zach Taylor this week? What
would you I got him in, I got I get
I got him in my got him in the desk
over there?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
What's something that you would ask Zach Taylor? If you're
on the usual stuff?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I mean, you know, I don't know the usual stuff
whatever now the usual stuff? Whatever? I mean?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
What else?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
What else can we asked of him? I mean, what
else can you know?

Speaker 14 (18:51):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
They got to work harder. We'll see what happens. That's
all they say. No, what do you do. I mean,
you know his proof, send the putting.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
You got to get the draft, you got to get
free agents.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You got to get with it.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh my goodness, seg is the perfect person to be
at the press conferences.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Why because he ain't gonna ask anything that's gonna get
him fired. You ask him.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I would ask him about what kind of changes that
they're going to make in the off season now they
can get back to a winning team.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
That's too because already asked answered that five thousand times back.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
The same guy.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
So going to look the are you look in the
draft this year? There's obviously well they're not going to
say anything like that. They're not they're not going to
say who they're going to draft. But you got guys
of the other team.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Got to put them up against the wall and say, look,
the fans out there are obviously very very upset. It's
been several years. You have the the most popular and
highly qualified quarterback for this job. He's getting older, and
fans are very frustrated of where this team has been,
not even going into the playoffs the last three years.
This is this is a this this is you can't outrage.

(20:00):
This is outrage. Outrage and so what what do you
do now?

Speaker 9 (20:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Where where do we stay? The time is running out?
What do we Where do we go from here? Coach?
We're going to make improvements in the off seasons and
then and then when you're not invited back, then you're
exposing them.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
W E b N.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Thank you, SEGM You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, and it's my happy Tuesday, everybody.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It was a great last day for me here too.
By the way, this is where I'll disappear because I
called them out on that.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Thank you for your input.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
This has been great shrew in the morning from now on, Okay,
because we're allowed to air their games, all right, Sarah Alice.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I have some of the talkbacks and stuff that have
come in since we were off the air. Some of these, uh,
we'll have to reset because you know, we were gone
for a while during the holiday and.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
All that Christmas already feels like it was months ago.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Thank god. Here is you know. Talkbacks are when you're
listening at the iHeartRadio app. Okay, the I Heart radio app.
You click the microphone, you can leave us a little
message and stuff. Okay, Uh, let's see.

Speaker 15 (21:11):
So I'm been getting really bored with the same old
morning routine. So I've decided to switch it up a
little bit. And I've been trying this for a couple
of weeks. So what I do now is in the
morning when I wake, I eat some cake and I
jump in a lake and I have frosted flakes, and yeah,
it's it's going great.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I knew that was going nowhere.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
You know what that's about, right, goofing on my wraps. Yes,
this is of course, because everybody was so cool when
they were fifteen years old. And I share. Take some
of me wrapping when I'm fifteen and I'm a jerkey.
You get my microphone check one too. You know, I'm
the one with the very fool you see how to

(21:57):
meet who the hell you a k futs me when
I was a kid.

Speaker 12 (22:03):
I can do it.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I can't believe you still have that audio cool. I
have everything.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I'm more impressed by the actual fact that you have
it still than actually.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
No, I have stuff. You know, it was not too
long ago that I uh, I mean, actually it's been
twenty years now. But like, there was a time where
I moved to Kansas and I had to move Actually
I was in Sacramento, Okay, So that was in two thousand.
All right, So two thousand and two, I was moving
back to New York and I had just thrown because

(22:33):
I had to move myself. And then when you move
you have to u you pay by the weight of
the truck, you know, and you know, and I had
to throw out a bunch of stuff. So I threw
out notes from girls in high school because that was
taking up so much weight. Well, I mean you had
to trim back stuff. I threw out a bunch of
vinyl records. I'm so sad. I got pissed. You know
that I got rid of to old school hip hop

(22:54):
stuff that I needed and all that and I had
to get rid of. But yeah, I mean that the
boxes of things from high school stuf that I'm said
I got rid of, and some cassettes. I have nothing
from high school, not even my yearbooks. Well I those
got thrown out. I wish I had those.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Everything's gone, yep.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
And I had that. There were some cassettes of prank
calls and stuff that I got rid of and all
that that I wish I had. H God, that pisses
me off.

Speaker 16 (23:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
My parents were like, We've got this big box of
stuff from high school, Like, what do you want us
to do with?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
And I'm like, just pitch it. We don't need to
hold on to any of it for what Yeah, what's
the point of keeping it?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
We got some more talkbacks here.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
What do birds hand out at Halloween?

Speaker 15 (23:36):
H tweet?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
What else you got.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hold on to? Somebody? A collar? You're on the air.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Good morning, Oh my, I'm on the air.

Speaker 16 (23:52):
Hi Christmas, Sarah.

Speaker 14 (23:54):
Awesome.

Speaker 16 (23:54):
All right, Hey, listen, I'm having a problem that I'm
hoping you guys can help me with. I have a
dilemma with a guy I've been seen a guy I'm dating.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh, wait a minute, Hold on a second. He want
our health. Yeah, that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I have two people for relationship advice.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
But I appreciate you thinking about Wait a minute, wait,
hold on a minute, because yesterday you're not you're not
dating a guy that is twenty years older than you
that is a sex offender, right, because we had that
yesterday and now and then we had a girl that
that was what was the other one? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
She had four kids with at the age of twenty
five and three baby daddies.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And it was just a whole mess. Yeah, that and
that and that was in one call and her mom
had uh had the uh. She had a custody of
the three babies, and they were fighting. They're still fighting
on our Facebook. It's all very sad. Yeah, the whole
thing is written out on Facebook. So what's your problem.

Speaker 16 (24:54):
Here's the thing. So I've been dating this guy like
five or six months, right, things are going really good.
We not on a dating app. I'm divorced. He's divorced.
I never had kids, right, but I'm cool with kids.
I'm alright with kids. He tells me he has kids.
So here comes the time. I'm going to meet his kids.
Now we've been talking about, like get serious. We would
talk about moving in together, like big life stuff, you

(25:16):
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
And I go to meet his kids, and what he.

Speaker 16 (25:21):
Has completely neglected to tell me, oh, is that one
of these kids is like I try to like the
nice way to say this, like the politically correct way
to say this.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Okay, like like special needs, okay, super super special.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Needs, like big needs like he's got.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
So that's a lab for you to take on. Your
life would completely change.

Speaker 17 (25:49):
Completely changed, like exactly, so you're hearing me, like lifestyle changing,
special needs.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
So that's all your problem.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
How much do you love this? I mean, do you
love him enough to take on all his responsibilities, because
that's a lot.

Speaker 16 (26:07):
I feel like. But here's the thing, you guys, I
feel like he tricked me. I feel like this was
some kind of test or something like, how do you
not mention.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
That to somebody?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
It is kind of weird to me that he never
mentioned it because that is probably a huge part of
his life.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
So right, what do you mean, like like super like
in a big chair or something. Christopher, Well, I mean
that's that's a big deal.

Speaker 16 (26:32):
Like not talking, like not like I guess nonverbal.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay, how many kids does he have?

Speaker 16 (26:39):
Three?

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Three?

Speaker 11 (26:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (26:43):
Like I was like, let's meet the kids.

Speaker 17 (26:44):
I'm excited to meet the kids, and then they just
like I walk in the room and it's like he
doesn't even mention it. It's just like, oh, here's my
kid who uses a tablet to communicate, and you know,
I want to.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Go, well, that is all right, but it is not
for everybody though, Christopher, No.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I get that, but it's better than it's in some big,
clunky wheelchair and having to deal with that. That's like
involving nurses and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
But if you're if you're not wanting to change your
life completely, then I feel like you got to let
this guy know right away before it gets too much,
like too serious.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, but that's but is that worth dying on it? Like, like,
let's look if I if I met some chick that
I was into and that it was that versus a
clunky wheelchair, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
But the lifestyle is not for everybody. It's not for everyone.

Speaker 16 (27:32):
And also doesn't it seem like he tricked me somehow,
like he purposely omitted this.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, it's weird that he never mentioned it, because that's
got to be a huge part of his life.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's going to be a whole life.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
You didn't ask, Yeah, but not saying it is the
same thing as lying yes withholding the information is the
same thing.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
And six months is a long time to date. Yeah,
six months is a long time to date.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I never mentioned it.

Speaker 16 (27:55):
Yeah, he'll talk about these kids. He has purposely not
said this.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Dude, I'm sorry if again, Like, I don't know, girl,
this is a lot that is a lifestyle change completely life.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Thank you. There's no ramps, there's no like nurses and
all that stuff that costs money and all that. The
non verbal thing is not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well it is a big deal. She's calling up about it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Well for her it is because Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 16 (28:20):
I'm trying to be polite about like the details that
go into here. I can like an animal.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
But no, that's that's a little f up, Christopher. No,
I think that's pretty so.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Not everybody can handle it. Not everyone can handle that
sort of situation, And that's okay. There are special people
out there that can handle special situations, and God bless them.

Speaker 16 (28:46):
Maybe if he prepared me a little. I went in
with no preparation for this.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, and you'd be the step mom. So that's a
lot talk back.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm sorry, what I'm serious. Listen, you gotta are these
are the things you gotta think about, Oh Christopher, I'm
not the one saying, hey, beat it. Your kid does
is non verbal? Well again, it's just everybody.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
It's not for everybody.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Hello you're on the Hello, Hello, you're on the air.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
I mean there's also more non verbal things. I just
I just called earlier and I was just listening, like
is he nonverbal? But also like the a sporadic episodes?
Does he need like stuff to sleep? How many. Like
I've known several buddies who have had children with those
sort of birth defects and disabilities and mental disabilities and

(29:42):
stuff like that. It can be hard, yes, Like I
have a sister she just has tics. But it's just
those things where it's like people and the public and
stuff like that. It's just some people aren't equipped to
deal with it. Chris, Yeah, he's I've I've been listening
to Chris for twenty years now that you know, he
is the pragmatic, he's the devil's advocate. I get him

(30:03):
one like, yeah, if if she does love this guy,
it's been like six months or whatever, that's not a
whole lot. Like I came into my girlfriend's family. I've
been with him for three years and like her son's
my little dude, you know, and it's like you just
have to take, give, give and take, you know, take
the bad with the good.

Speaker 14 (30:23):
Like it.

Speaker 9 (30:24):
It is weird. Like I agree with you, Sarah, Like
you know, if you have like three kids, he's got three.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Kids, and which is already a lot of kids. But
it's not her full responsibility, but it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Would be if they got married, that would become a
very responsibility in her life.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Yeah, and like, yeah he can. Like even when I've
worked with people that it's like I've had disabled children,
you know, they they they say it, they're proud because
it's it's honestly a big undertaking. A lot of people
that have those kids are very proud and talk about
it all the.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Time, and they should be because those people are very
special and they have to give one hundred and fifty
percent every single day.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Well, then then you don't you don't dig this dude then,
and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
If things change in the relationship and they're only five
six months in and it's not for her, then she's
got a dip.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And if this is the other way around, you'd be
calling up saying all guys are are a holes and
he's a scumbag and all this stuff. How would I
say that I'm talking to her?

Speaker 16 (31:24):
Oh no, Like he had been talking about me moving
in with him and hadn't even mentioned it.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, yet we were making plans.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, to build ramps and stuff. No, because he's just
not No, No, he's not badly No. Stop.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
How old is this How old is this child with disabilities?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
What's a child?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I think eleven?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, Okay, if you said twenty seven, we'd have a problem.
It's not.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
So what are you going to do about this guy?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I mean, is this a deal breaker for you?

Speaker 17 (32:00):
My bigger point, I don't know if it would have
been a deal breaker if he had told me it's
it's not telling me that.

Speaker 16 (32:05):
It's really I'm struggling with I get it.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Maybe he's not verbal too, does he communicate well on
everything else?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And like that's why this is so weird?

Speaker 16 (32:19):
So I thought so, But maybe he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Hold on there's more people, Wow, the hell caller?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Hey, what's going on? Hey, Chris, I agree with you
in the aspects of it. That was a guy in
that situation, he'd be deemed a piece of junk.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
And it's a whole lifestyle change though, no matter if
it's a man or a woman. I mean, if you're
not gonna thing.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Right away, the guy needs to he needs a boat up,
he needs to change his lifestyle.

Speaker 15 (32:48):
To me, being with a new person in general is
a lifestyle change, especially divorced already.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Exactly, you need to learn to change then, it really is.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
It's a lot and if it's not for you, then
that's okay.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's okay. If it's not, she's probably gonnasue him.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
You money, then just write me in check and shut up.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Hey call her, you're on the air. Go ahead. We
don't even know this girl. What is your name? What
is your name?

Speaker 14 (33:17):
Carla?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Okay, good caller, you're on with Carla.

Speaker 18 (33:22):
Oh hi.

Speaker 14 (33:24):
Coming from someone who works with people with disabilities, children
and adults, your fear of that is is not a
real big fear because you wouldn't be taking it on completely.
That's the parents thing and him being nonverbal. That does
make it more difficult, but you can absolutely be a
great presence in that kid's life.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
She doesn't want that, She just wants She.

Speaker 14 (33:50):
Called a radio station to get relationship advice from a
divorced man and a childless marriage.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's right, accurate.

Speaker 14 (33:59):
Are just coming from somebody that works with people with
special needs. Like the way you worded and everything rubbed
me the wrong way. Walk away from him because you
don't deserve that kid.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh oh yeah, See see what you did, Carl, You
pissed her off.

Speaker 16 (34:13):
I mean, I don't get someone off.

Speaker 18 (34:15):
I knew.

Speaker 14 (34:15):
I was like, I want to try, like she said,
I want to try like the politically correct term, like
very disabled, like you should have just said the R word.

Speaker 17 (34:26):
I didn't stay disabled.

Speaker 16 (34:27):
I said spec the needs.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
But that's okay, whatever sums trying to be very careful
and respectful.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
So we got to give her credit for that.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
But you yeah, but you agree with what I said
more though, right, Yeah, walk on.

Speaker 14 (34:41):
Because there's going to be somebody that's going to love
that kid and that man regardless.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Right, But that's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
But I was more right, Right, That's what we're trying
to get out here. I don't care what anybody else
said to you.

Speaker 14 (34:52):
It wasn't a lie. That's a big thing to bring.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Up, right.

Speaker 18 (34:56):
He didn't like he wanted to show you.

Speaker 9 (34:58):
It wasn't a lie.

Speaker 14 (34:59):
He just was some information that wasn't your business exactly,
and then he made it your business. Yeah right, And
it was my business what I wanted, the professional.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
And then and then she showed her true colors when
she found out. That's not about showing true color.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Absolutely it is again, Christopher, it's not a lifestyle that
anyone can just handle.

Speaker 14 (35:23):
If she would have got pregnant though, and had a
special needs kid, like, you don't get warned for that.
That just that just happens.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Oh, she would have ran out. She would have ran
out with that cord still attached to her word word.

Speaker 14 (35:36):
Oh I got to go. I just wouldn't give you
my two cents. Let me go by.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
We love you too, Carlo.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
She said, you're the divorced guy and I have a
child listener, it's totally right.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah, not having kids.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Not having kids, that was your choice, definitely my choice,
and I feel one hundred percent good about that.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Every single day of my life.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Kids are not for me.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I have never dated someone with kids because I'm like,
I don't want them, So I've passed up plenty of
great men because they've got kids.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'll tell you what I have learned that I would
I want to date a a A someone who is nonverbal.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Then who would you argue with? Christopher? That's right, you
got to have someone to argue with that at work.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Well, Carla, I don't know what else to say. Good
luck with your whole situation now.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
And keep us posted.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I want to know what you end up doing about
this relationship, because I'm very invested and I'm here for you.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Actually, hold on a second. It says the actual son
is on the phone.

Speaker 16 (36:49):
Go ahead, Christopher, thank you guys for I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Carlo. Don't interrupt them.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Oh you're bad, He's so bad. I like Carla.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I respect Carla. She was honest and she was respectful
about the entire thing. And I can tell she feels
very confused by.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh yeah, that was real respectful if she called him
super special needs like he was like like.

Speaker 18 (37:21):
That to say, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I don't have the handbook anymore, Chris, how about you.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
And Carla Daves? What about that?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Look, I don't know how to do any of that
stuff anymore. I'm a very lonely man. I've blown up
everything in my life. Could you take on Christopher?

Speaker 16 (37:41):
I mean I'd be up for it.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Shut up. I'm non verbal and non sexual. You don't
deal with your super special needs situation there. Thank goodbye.
Than Carla. We love you, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
She can call up anytime.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Well, another interesting day. So twenty six wild it's.

Speaker 16 (38:15):
Bringing you.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
You picked it during the spatch or trash.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Our listeners are smart, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Don't even know what he says. They're coney in the city.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Maybe I love my cheeseconis, So that makes sense. Okay,
my Cincinnati cheese Coony's.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's good enough.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Don't get me talking about food.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Well, according to this Nameberry website, surprising baby named trends
have taken over.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I know, people are so weird, that's heaving backwards. Apple.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Celebrities do name their kids such weird things.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Because they got to make it about you know, oh
my baby. We got to talk about my baby. When
they go on these talk shows, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
They want to make the headlines and they want to
have the only kid in the world with that name.
And I'm like, well, of course you do, because it's stupid.
No other kid's gonna want that name.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
And then and then when you're walking out out of
a grocery store and you run up with a camera,
they go, look, I want my privacy, shut up.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Surprising baby name trends have taken over this year. Uh
top ten here. People are looking at ancient civilization names.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Oh yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Like Maya.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I guess, okay, show girl names.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I think Taylor Swift started that trend okay with her
Life of a Showgirl album. So names like Gigi, Lola, Coco.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
These starting new names. So like Coco is iced wife.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
It's just trendy stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I see.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I guess this is what's trending when people are looking
at what they're going to name their babies.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Those are stripper names, though, Why would you want to
name your kid a stripper names?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Hey, they're show girl names. Get a striper name. Those
are two different type of occupations. What do you like
or shaunaka get some balls?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
If you're like a like Caucasian, Yes, name your your
daughter Shaniqua. Why not do it?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Because soulful names are another really popular category.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Step up like harmony.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, Pax Theodore name. If you have a daughter, name
your daughter Theodore. I'll give you five bucks.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I'll pitch in five as well. Send me your venmo
and I want to see it on the birth certificate.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yes, exactly, prove it to me.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I kind of like this.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I think this is funny. Boomer names are super in
right now. So like whatever your grandparents' names are, Like
my grandparents are Al and Bonnie and Doris and Chuck. Yeah,
my old people names are super trendy.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I guess my grandmother's name, well, she was probably not
a boomer, I know, but my grandmother's name was Golden
Geraldine Foley.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Oh my god, I love that. I want to meet
a baby with that name. Collar you're on the air,
ra Ra, He's been here forever. That was the og.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Songmantasy names are super in vowel hiatus names, number names
like eleven. If you're a fan of Stranger Things, I
guess that's pretty trendy. Which don't even get me started
on this show. I'm glad it's over.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, so now that now the kid's gonna grow up
and then when that show is just gone because it's
going to be a fad.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
They already are grown up. A lot of them are
married with kids and everything. Like Millie Bobby Brown or
whatever her name is, she's married with a little baby.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I'm talking about the Stranger Thing names. Yeah, they're gonna
be those kids when they grow up, the Stranger Thing names.
They're gonna be explaining, Oh, that was a show back
in the day, that's what I was named after and
all that stuff.

Speaker 16 (42:15):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
They're gonna be stuck having to explain it.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Straight out of Utah is a popular kid.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
What don't they named their kids after rappers? Like like
if I like, say, down the Road, I have a son,
but yam a name kid ice cube, as you should.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
That would not surprise me whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
If you meet a lady who's on board with that,
then you know.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
She's the right one for you. Christopher, Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
A couple other popular categories on here anime names and
brit Lit names.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
That's what's trending for your baby names in twenty twenty six.
I think it's all super dorky.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
This because my new son is it never helps you out.
He's two years old. His name is Biggie Foley.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I am on board with the boomer thing, though. I
think that's super cute, Like I want to meet a
baby Doris or a baby Bonnie.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
I don't know. I think it's fun.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh you don't. You don't think Tupac Foley would be good?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I also think that could work. Yeah, okay, you're setting
them up for success for sure.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh let's go here.

Speaker 12 (43:25):
They call him.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Contine down back stunners and cost kid Christia nails on
his toes, don't shut too much. Is this Constantine? Yesterday
we found out that Constantine got uh they got jumped

(43:48):
and beat up. They tried to rob him, but they
got nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yeah, and that's why you should never carry cash on you.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
That's right. Well you had cash, didn't you, con he
or No, Yeah, I had cash, Chris. Yeah, but you
fought him off.

Speaker 8 (44:02):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
But your roommate they got like two hundred bucks from him.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
But that's all right, man, Chris, his tire catered off,
he g pass a day. He gave him back two
hundred and fifty dollars out of his own pocket.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh wow, Yeah that's some lawyer.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, yeah, So what's happened in Constantine? I understand you
want to get everyway fired up. Guess it was a
bad day for you. But we're turning over a new leaf,
aren't we?

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Yes, we are, Chris.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
What do we got?

Speaker 18 (44:32):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (44:33):
Did you know?

Speaker 8 (44:34):
I used to hate case your hair? By then I
grew out of it.

Speaker 14 (44:45):
You on me?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I kind of like the first one there.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Hey s, why don't you well, why don't eggs uh
cow jokes?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Why don't eggs tell jokes? I'm not sure why?

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Because they would crack each other up.

Speaker 14 (45:18):
His name.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
I used to play piano bike bike.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
By you Now I use my.

Speaker 18 (45:33):
My h my head where Chris? That jip for me.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
I gotta go drop to catch up at the pool.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
At the pool, Yes, it's it's like winter time gone.

Speaker 18 (45:58):
Chris, Wait, you do have kitchen now?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Don't you?

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (46:06):
No, no, no, no, no, you're idiot.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
I gotta go drop a steamy kid, Chris Happy Tony
twenty six you foof he.

Speaker 9 (46:21):
His name is?

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Those acting lessons are really working out for you. Connie. Yeah,
how many lessons are you in?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
How many have you taken so far?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Negative five? Rudno, just kind as it calls it, kid, Christia, Connie,
you're the best.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
But how's honest time?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
What's what? Station's given it to him?

Speaker 8 (46:50):
Connie?

Speaker 18 (46:51):
Chris? Lexus Kings Cincinnatis O two w AP and Chris,
I'm a pick Lexus King King fan.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Chris, he's a Lexus King fan. You know who that is, right, Sarah, Yes,
you do? You know who Lexus King is? Actually?

Speaker 11 (47:08):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Is that a wrestler?

Speaker 11 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, that's Brian Pillman's son, Brian Pillman Jr.
He's known as Lexus King and the WWE. Do you
want to talk to him at some point?

Speaker 18 (47:18):
Chris?

Speaker 4 (47:19):
I do?

Speaker 18 (47:19):
Chris? I love the NXT on that Channel.

Speaker 8 (47:22):
Seventeen on that Tuesday nights.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Chris, Okay, I know him. I can text him. I'll
text him later today and ask him if he wants
to come on and talk to you. You're a big fan, yes, right, Chris,
and I like a poker.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
T is my favorite analyst Thursday the Knights too, Chris.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh, Booker T. Yeah, he's from Harlem Heat the Tag Team. Right. Well,
well I don't know Booker, but I'll try to get
Lexus King to talk to you.

Speaker 18 (47:50):
Okay, yeah, baby, okay Chris.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
All right, and you'll do uh, you'll do better job
at that sea.

Speaker 18 (47:58):
I do haven't bat about stopped cargonal to Texas King.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
All right, Connie, we'll talk to you later, right by,
bye bye. Up on kid Chris dot com, there's a
few things I want you to check out. That's with
two d's extra D for dollars up there. There's uh
D for dork. Sure, Sarah, there's up there. You can

(48:27):
check out this. You know, the Internet is a wonderful
thing when it comes to this kind of stuff, because
I love retro and there's people that go and they
dig through stuff like when I go to uh to
the Goodwill and love lended stuff. Anytime I'm traveling around
and I'll go, uh, like over to holiday when I
was driving out like towards the West Side and stuff
for the things I was getting for for my home,

(48:48):
and I was shopping online for you know, using uh
marketplace and stuff. I saw some good wills, I went
in and I go to the media area and I'll
buy like old VCR tapes and stuff because people will
like dub over and they'll they'll like record on their
old vhs like cameras and stuff. Sometimes and I'll.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Find old things, Wait, what have you found on these just.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Like people home videos and I'm recording their kids recitals
and all that stuff. And that's kind of.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
It's funny so awkward though, I don't want to see
that crap.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
So I love that kind of stuff. So there's people
that do that old videos of kids. No, no, you
know what I mean. Like sometimes you honor some old
gold like old car marshals, TV commercials and stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, it's fine if it's your own family, but I
don't care about somebody else's.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Sometimes you find some stuff. So there's this, uh, somebody
found like some old videos of like back in the
day before like obviously dating apps and stuff. There was
a services that would give you tapes, videotapes of people
coming in and making profiles of themselves. They'd sit in
front of a VHS camera and they would record themselves
tient talking about themselves. And this woman goes on and

(50:01):
she starts yeah and or yammering about herself. I put
it up on Kidchris dot com. But she's very like,
she's like kind of bitchy, and it's very funny.

Speaker 19 (50:10):
My ideal man doesn't play the drums, doesn't stay late
at the bar, does what he says, and says what
he does, does not get a fancy lawyer, but the
other person can't afford if things get weird. My name
is Gwen. I am divorced. I have two kids, and
I will not ever regret having those two kids. Okay,
so that's really important for me to tell anyone who's listening.
I type one hundred and ten words a minute.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I actually can.

Speaker 19 (50:32):
Type faster, but I keep a little bit for myself.
I blew out my knee jazzer sizing, so I don't
want a guy that's too active. My best qualities.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I own a timeshare.

Speaker 19 (50:43):
My favorite way to unwind is with a Virginia Slim
and a big scoop of cottage cheese half a tomato.
Why I want to find love is I just think
that everybody deserves a second chance. I want to go
to the PTA with somebody, not just myself. Oh there's Gwen.
She's divorced. Oh did he run away with his secretary?
I left a great first date with you would be

(51:08):
two words, Benny Hannah.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Dude, I love Gwen.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
That woman knows exactly what she wants. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I wonder where she's at now, Probably at a PTA
meeting right after four guys.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
That is very specific what she's looking for.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Here is a guy, this is new A dude caught
his wife on Tinder. Uh oh, and he has like
the phone like they're on the couch talking.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
And he's dating app.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah, and he's got the phone on the side there
or whatever, I guess, And he's confronting her about it,
and she's explaining this is going to set some dudes off.
She's trying to rationalize it. Yeah, well she's explaining why
she did it.

Speaker 10 (51:55):
Okay, are you going to get a job because I
take care of our children?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
You'll the kids you're at school for eight hours a day.

Speaker 10 (52:04):
I'm just so sick and tired of being with a
procrast man. Honestly, all of our friends have so much
more money than us. It's their houses are nicer, they
have nicer things. Like I've been telling you for years that,
like I want you to pamper me, I deserve to
be treated like I'm a queen, and you're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I work all day every day. I provide you with
this place. Right, it's not enough, Then get a job.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
You are going to get a job because I take
care of our children.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
The kids you're at school for eight hours a day.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
What do you take care The man of the house
is to be taking care of your family. To provide
for your family, I should not have to do I
teach our kids.

Speaker 16 (52:48):
I am not.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
This is why I had to be create a tender.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, No, that's not why you created a tender.

Speaker 10 (52:54):
Yes it is. Then tell me why I created a
tender because you're a home No.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
I'm not.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
I created a tinder because my husband doesn't make enough money.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Oh God, that breaks my heart for him. He's toast
because she's going to take everything uh and his kids. Wow, God,
that makes me sad. Yeah, he's stuck.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Because they are stuck together forever because of those kids.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
And who knows where she learned all that.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
No matter what happens in their marriage, they're always going
to be together because the kids.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, and and she's probably if she's talking like that
to him, you know, she's trashing him to the kids
after they break up. And all the dudes that she's
talking to on Twitter are on a Tinder. Yeah. Yeah, wow,
I'm glad that videos out there. It's up on kid
Chris dot com if you want to see it. Yeah,
I'm sure it's a And this is because of the stuff.

(53:52):
I mean, you know, she's saying all my friends, all
my friends, she sees the way people live on on
online and equate.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
These are little snippets.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Everybody's just gonna put the best stuff out there, like
a reality show.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
But it's definitely far from reality. There's no there's no
post of some girl without her makeup on taking a
dump first thing in the morning. Anybody wants to see that,
but that happens. Uh so, I mean I mean that
right there. It should just piss off a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yeah, that makes me.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Really sad for him because you know he's working all day,
providing as much as he can.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yep. And that conversation is that one out of a billion.
That's happening a lot. And if it's not happening in
person like that, it's happening online with a side piece.
Careful here, you have kids with phone number is five
one three seven four nine one two seven and across
from me. You know her as the Queen to the

(54:50):
Queen City. She's got her own themes. Yeah, she got news. Yeah,
all right, what's up? What's so good.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
At your.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I'm gonna run to that jam later.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, in Pennsylvania at a Taco Bell where it all
goes down twenty I love me some Taco Bell. By
the way, Twenty three year old Destiny Green got into
an argument with her boyfriend the other day.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I'm gonna you don't need to show me.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yep, there's our girl, Destiny.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Gotta do an argument with her boyfriend, and I guess
they argued after they picked up their food.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
They were sitting in the car and he got mad,
got out.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's off, dude.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
That does make you mad when you don't get the rights.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
He started walking down the street onto the sidewalk, and
that's when Destiny decided to go off roading. You better
give me that sauce, honey, my cheese dippers drove onto
the sidewalk, allegedly running him.

Speaker 12 (56:20):
Old.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Oh damn, it's not funny. I mean it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Police are saying that he is really lucky to be alive, though,
and with all the witnesses around, she turned her own
self and she's like, you know, I did it.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I know, game over. That was a little.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Romantic day out at Taco Bell turned into this though,
Like what the heck you arguing about?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
And you're gonna get busted immediately with.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
All the cameras around and people walking around. I'm sure
it's a busy spot. I know our Taco Bell and Covington.
There are spots around all the fast food restaurants around
in that area.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Places you're not going to get busted with cameras around here.
Is if you want to shoot a child downtown Cincinnati,
that's the only place you're not gonna get busted.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Has our mayor said anything about that?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, he's in Alaska.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I don't even Yeah, I don't think he's in since.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
How sad is that situation? It's horrible.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Can we get some cameras put up around that playground?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I mean, come on, put some cameras on the mayor
so you know what the hell he is like a
little GoPro at all times, like one of those helmets
that you put on those guys that jump out of
planes and stuff where you can see their faces.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yeah, there you go. But anyways, this is making the headlines.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Our girl Dustiny running her man over. I would love
to know what this argument.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Was about, like what did he do? What did he
do that she felt the need to try to take about?
You to tweet and tower, I told you to get
the flaming hat saw. We'll just go in there and ask.
You know, you go in dude.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
We got those dorito tacos over the Christmas holiday?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, tell me some Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I don't know how you can get into an argument
when you're eating that stuff so good.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
It really does put you in a good mood.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I went to uh because I didn't eat that much
over the holiday and stuff, but I did go to
Taco Bell twice.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Really, I didn't know you were a Taco Bell guy.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
What do you get I'm not, that's the thing.

Speaker 14 (58:18):
But order.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I lost so much weight over the holiday because you know,
you know my O whole situation anyway, So I I
treated myself. I'm like, well, what's gonna happen to me?
Weren't gonna put on weight, you know what I mean?
So I I I actually not that bad for you.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
And I had candy and I also had taco bet twice.
So but I roll up and there's so much of
that stuff on the board.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Dude, it's overwhelming.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I'm like, can I just have it all? So I
just go up and there's people behind me. So the
guy comes down and goes, oh, I just go I
just have The only thing I recognize is chick chicken
case chicken, Dude, that's my order too.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
I love the Chicken case City.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
And it was spicy and I don't drink soda, so
I just got the water with it.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Oh, you're not going to get the Mountain dew.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
No.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I don't know what's that douce slushy stuff that they've
got there. I don't know that special do drink. I
forget what it's called.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I can't even order fast food right.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
It is kind of like intimidating when you're like, hold on,
I just need a moment alone with the menu because
there's so much good stuff going on here. I need
to take it all in and make sure I'm getting
the right stuff now.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Because right right when I got talks, I look behind
me and there's like two cars right now.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
I'm like, uh, because then you start to get nervous
and then you're like you panic.

Speaker 14 (59:31):
Order.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, And just so people understand, when I'm out it's special, Well,
it is special for other Pepact. You left the show exactly.
You left your house for Taco Bell is amazing.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I love that for you, No, I really do.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I'm saying that it's it's special because when I'm out,
it's usually at four thirty in the morning, you.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Know what I mean, And get Taco Bell at four thirty.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I don't know, but I'm saying, like, when I go
to places, I'm the first one there and there's no
one behind me. So it's usually at my Starbucks, so
I get what I want and all stuff, and it's
usually in and out and I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Two totally different vibes from Starbucks to Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
No, I know, but I'm saying there's never a line.
I'm not in a hurry and stuff. So that's that.
So during the holiday, I didn't know what day it
was unless you know, I opened up my pills in
the morning because it's in that thing that has the
day on it. That's the only calendar I have. It's
like an advent calendar. And then and then and then
during the day, I go out and I'm mad because
there's people, there's traffic.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
And there was so much traffic during that week.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Here there's lines, and you know, and and when I
go to get something to stop somewhere. If I actually
had to eat, I had to wait in the line.
And then when I had went to order, there's people
behind me. So I don't know how to act in public.
We got to get you out more, Christopher, I don't
know how to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
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