01/09/2025 - Thunder Phones Friday

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, phone number in here is five one three
seven four nine one two seven. We want to thank
Breaking Benjamin for sending us in for.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hiven Benny booboo.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Cool. Right?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Do you think they'll sing this at Sonic Temple?

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Yes, they call me.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I actually over the time off spent, I talked to
a lot of management about uh uh, that's going to
be coming on as we get closer to a Sonic Temple.
I'm psyched for ice cube or not ice cube iced
teaody go. I want to see body count and a
BodyCount anthrax in public Enemy.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, and I really want to see Breaking Ben.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Breaking Ben's always good, so I mean that's a given.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yes, it's just a guaranteed good time.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I've never seen body count before. I haven't either, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
And so I want to see that in the Also.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Isn't it so funny that concert season will be here
before we know it?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Maybe it's not that.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Far away, no, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And it's my birthday. Uh so that's usually my thing
is going out. It used to be my thing going
out to Sonic Temple for my birthday and stuff, but
I stopped doing that, and you can.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Bring that back this year. That could be your new
thing again.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, just so, I'm looking for a lovely lady
to go with five three something.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
You want to go with my husband and I. We'll
all shared a we're all shared Airbnb together. This is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It sounds to professional.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
It's too good.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Hey Coler, you're on there.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Hello, good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
What up?

Speaker 8 (01:56):
I just wanted to wish you guys up in your
ear and I like the song.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh thank you? Who are we talking to?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Her?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
New song is very very popular.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah, that's a radio wolf back fans.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
We haven't talked to you and since last year.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
Stop, it's been quite some time.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, we're glad to hear from you. Thanks for calling in.
And I'm glad that you like the new song.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's a banger, I know, but I think I think
it's certain to sound too professional and too polished.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
That's because you had to pay for it.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
Yeah, well you guys have a great day. I'm still
listening every morning.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Okay, thank you you too, Bud.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
It kills you.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
It's tough, ready to roll down, watch you get us.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I didn't know he was dead on.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Oh man, I made it back right and sound.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I know where our new studio is a lot further
from the bathroom, so I had to sprint.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, and it's a hundred degrees in here.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
You know, it is a little warm.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
We need to find like a happy medium between where
we were yesterday and where we're at today.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
I know my fingertips are cold.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yesterday, yeah, my laptop was like ice yep. And now
today I'm like, oh, it's a little suna.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
E in here.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yesterday I had a ninny Okay, I'll tell you that
I was. It was two chicks working on the air yesterday.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Why does it Why does it do that in the
cold It does in my cold water.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
And cold tims.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It doesn't trust me.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
It just hides out. It's trying to find warmth like
a turtle.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I can tell you a.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
List of girls that I'll give you a thumbs up
on that I was in the bool.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
I always forget you're not a Seinfeld fan. It's a
shrink a draft.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh that's a common joe.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Well, today is the day for quitters. It's National Quitters Day.
So a lot of us do me. This is where
most of us give up on our New Year's resolutions,
where a lot of people said, hey, I'm gonna stop
smoking I'm gonna do dry January.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm gonna lose weight, sell the radio station.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
That's a great point, yeah right, because nobody else is.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
We need you out there in your suit and tie. Baby,
come on.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
So it's always recognized on the second Friday of the
new year.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
You know what, I already noticed that this week at
the gym it was not as busy.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
That's good for the people who are actually there all year.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yesterday was pretty empty.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
I don't know if it's because it was so nice
outside or if people were already quitting on it, but
it's the first.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Week of work. People are still kind of shaking the
rust and getting back into to be fair to getting
back into their schedule, and also.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Also that's yeah, getting back into the routine of things.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I don't know about You do you make resolutions?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You do?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I did?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I made a few.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
See, I don't do that. I just I'm more of it.
I never have.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm more of a guy that kind of does it
throughout the year, you know what I mean. And that's recent.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
It is hard to stick to them too, especially when
you get busy. I mean a couple of mine, I said,
I wanted to drink more water, and just take better
care of my body overall, be more connected with what's
going on, less social media, take care of my mental
health better.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
You quit that out there.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
You thought of it, dude, I already screwed that up.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
I was scrolling TikTok last night for way too long, laughing.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
To the point he burst veins in his head.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
He's like, what if I delete your TikTok app. I'm
not even really that much on Twitter and Instagram and
Facebook anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
TikTok has really gotten into my head.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
So I did cook every day this week. That was
another thing. I was like, I want to cook and
I want to know exactly what's.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Going into my food. And again, just sticking with being healthier.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
The share, Well, just because you fell off on a
few of them, don't blow up all of them.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
You got to allow yourself some grace and not just
quick cold turkey. I mean, you're gonna have slip ups
here and there, but overall, if you can stick to
it for a while.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Then don't get for you, don't crush yourself and look, yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Not being so hard on yourself.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, And I'm the last one to be giving advice
on this, because yesterday I was slamming my head against
the wall over some show stuff and I still am,
but uh, you know, and then yesterday when I got
upset because I forgot one little thing in my routine yesterday.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yep, you're a banana and it's back today. Do you
feel better having your banana?

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Do you feel like you're more on track today?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I was in a bad mood yesterday and I wrote
I had to sit during a commercial break and write
down what I forgot, and it was I forgot bringing
a banana to eat and I and it was, And
I figured, I'm like, that's got to be it.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
You're like me, you got to stick to your routine.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
I'm a maniac. That's why I can't get women to
stay around.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
I wasn't gonna say anything, but you know what, there
is someone for everyone.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, there's someone out there, very special.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm not saying that I want a younger. I don't
want any young I'm not into that. I'm just saying
that there's nothing. There's no no creature walking this earth.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Maybe not right now for you.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I'm not really in the hump fort That's okay.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Right now we just got to stick to making sure
you eat your banana and you're staying high.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Right, have you taken care of your health?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
God, we sound so old.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I just want to be left alone. I'm done.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Sometimes it does.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Feel like that. I don't mind the alone time. Just
because I'm alone doesn't.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Mean I'm lonely. I just like to be by myself.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Sometimes a lot of people will say, Oh, this weekend,
I'm going to go curtain shopping and stuff.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I'm going coffin shopping this weekend.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Stop this weekend. I got to give a shout out
to Bobby Elise, my dad. It is his birthday, so
happy early birthday Dad. We are celebrating with perfect North
and Skyline Chili. Doesn't get more perfect than that, or Bobby.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I think I'm gonna have to do that. It'll be
good for him and keeps him on his toes.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
He's in retirement mode now, so he's super relaxed, like
Stalert dad.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
See that sounds stressful for me, I can't.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
He loves it. He's lost weight as cholesterol is good.
I mean, he looks awesome. I'm so proud of him.
He's doing really well with retirement.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I guess I could see that part of it, like retirement,
like walking away from a stressful job, but having structure
in your light.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Because he's busy during the day, he's doing other stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
He is staying busy.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
So he's super into woodworking and he's gonna like a
little business.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
He is kind of like Jesus.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah, he's done a lot of projects and he stays
busy with that in his wood shop and golfing and bowling,
and it's amazing to me.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, you're comparing your dad to Jesus.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Pretty much. He's close to perfect Christopher.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's stunder Phonees Friday, Sarah and we gotta stay by
the rules. Guys, you're on the air call.

Speaker 10 (09:01):
Hey, good morning. I have a quick question and a
comment about a podcast. I'm kind of just starting to
get caught up. My first question is Sarah's new theme song.
Did you did you ever figure out what the guy
says in the end? Something on the city?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, what does he say? Chris?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
It's it's some kind of like, uh, a thing. I
don't know. I think it's just kind of like a
robot thing or something.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Do we need like a Google translator on it.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
It sounds like it's saying coney on the city.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yeah that is Yeah, it kind of.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Sounded like a guy was spilling his gentleman's relish on
the city. You know what I'm saying, Like, I don't
know if I could say.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It any the guy knows the guy that made his nose.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
It's for radio.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I got to say that.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
I think we're talking about like cheese Tony. Do you
know how much I love Skyline Chili?

Speaker 10 (09:51):
I got you in quick comment?

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Is I think it was yesterday's podcast, Chris. You talked
about that.

Speaker 10 (09:58):
That girl the guy who got caught his girl on
tender and he confronted her and she was given her reasons. Yes,
I just want to make a quick comment. You said
you preciced that conversation with dudes are going to be fuming.
Sure as crap. I was so pissed off when I
heard that. I went home and showed that to my
girlfriend and I'm like, please, whatever you do, do.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Not be so entitled.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
So I just wanted to say you are absolutely correct.
I was pissed, and I'm sure that there are a
million other dudes that were too.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, she's not entitled yet because she's not married to you.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
Yeah, but she said I I deserve to be pampered,
And I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Well when when when she wanted him to make more money?
And when when their marriage?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I want the woman should be pampered, The woman should
be this should be that. And then you go, okay,
uh well, uh then I should have If you want tradition,
then the woman should be doing the laundry and making
the dinners and all that stuff. But well, it's not
like that anymore.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, it's either one extreme or the other. I think
you should both pamper each other.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Right, and then it's like, okay, if it's not like
that anymore, then it should be a two income house.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
No, that's not the tradition. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
You can't have some of it one way and some
of it the other way. It's like you're either all
inter you're out.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, right, so you gotta you gotta, you gotta discuss
all this before you get married.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
And I don't know, it's a whole mess.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Yeah, most defieve. Well, Hey have a good morning, So
long for.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Now, so long for now, song for that?

Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right, sir, we gotta wrap up Tama Sports.

Speaker 11 (11:31):
We sa don't be any no right now you want
me away your mouth, lay it all down, Thomas Sports.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
We don't be a clown. I love that.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
I love it. That's the greatest.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Who's that from?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
It's here it again?

Speaker 12 (12:00):
Spots right now? Yeah, don't be.

Speaker 13 (12:16):
Yeah, who's that from?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Don't worry about it. It's a secret.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Very is that you?

Speaker 14 (12:22):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
What's not me?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Singing? Very good?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Thank you? Whoever that is?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
If I could sing like that? Do you think I'd
be standing here?

Speaker 13 (12:29):
No, you'd probably be in New York on stage Broadway.
You'd be the Phantom of the opera. Yeah, that's right
with that, with your face like halfway messed up.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, hey, call our friends in Miami.

Speaker 13 (12:42):
We're going to get to that in a minute. No football,
Carson Beck scrambled on a three r TV run with
eighteen seconds to go. Miami knocks off Old Miss thirty
one twenty seven in the Fiesta Bowl in the semi finals.
So the Hurricanes are going to play for their first
national title now since two thousand and one, and they're
going to host the National Champion and Chip Game Monday,
January nineteenth in Miami.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You've got Miami. That's so cool.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
GHEs call it.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Come in up.

Speaker 15 (13:10):
Happy Happy Friday, Hey, happy New Year too. I've been
out of town all freaking week. Man, it ain't been
able to hear you.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well, we're glad that you're back.

Speaker 15 (13:23):
Yes, I'm glad to listen. My buddy said, kid, Chris,
you've been in a great mood all weekly. To be
sides yesterday with the banana.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Today, just just just drop that. Don't make it like
I'm some kind of douche.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Chris.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
You did this.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Little things like that do set me off.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yeah, come on, man, come on.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, well listen, you can catch up on all the podcasts.
I recommend it. I think we did have a good week.

Speaker 15 (13:53):
Yeah, I want to check it out.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yeah all right, all right, dude, a good day too,
cool man.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, stay safe out there.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Bye, that's a real working man right there.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Check in with it.

Speaker 13 (14:06):
The other semi final tonight the Peach Bowl in in Atlanta. Yeah,
is number one Indiana and Oregon. It's seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Can you fit your peaches in the ball, both of them?

Speaker 13 (14:16):
No, Bengals up. It's brought to you by Good Spirits,
Winding Tobacco, and Party Town with thirteen convenient locations in
northern Kentucky. Bengals Director of player Personnel Duke Tobin will
hold a press conference today at one.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
We need you in that room to represent us.

Speaker 13 (14:32):
Among the thing he's going to talk about is how
to start fixing his team to get back to win
it again, to.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
See what happens. When he says, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
He has not a presser in forever, I'm sure he said.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
The sate talks.

Speaker 13 (14:46):
He talks every year at the pre training camp luncheon.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
And that's it.

Speaker 13 (14:50):
NFL's wild Card weekend kicks off tomorrow, two games Rams
and Carolina, then Green Bay and Chicago. They're calling for
heavy snow in that Bears game in Chicago Center should
be Action City.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
I love a snowy again.

Speaker 13 (15:02):
Ripple had her on Sunday beat Buffalo and Jacksonville, forty
nine Ers and Eagles, Patriots and Chargers, and then of
course Monday night Houston at Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Update.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Red's update.

Speaker 13 (15:13):
The Reds reaching deals with the following players to avoid arbitration.
Brady Singer twelve million, Nico Lodolo four point seven, Gavin
Lux five point five, Spencer Steer four million, TJ Friedel
three point eight, Matt McClain two point three, Tony santy
On one point eight, and Will Benson one point seven.

(15:33):
Willy two did not settle Pitcher Graham Aftercraft and Tyler
Stevenson look like they're headed to arbitration and Neddis could
get ugly.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Will we see these guys at reds Fast next weekend? Yes,
so I think we're seeing everybody but Ellie de la
Cruz he was not confirmed to show up.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
What's he got going on?

Speaker 13 (15:53):
And asked me, you know everything?

Speaker 10 (15:54):
I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
I think ball out in Arizona, but I'm like a
quick three hour trip to get to cv GIN.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I mean deal, he's.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Got to go and talk to the big league of
the Big Cities and put his resumes in right the Yankees.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah, until he decided to have.

Speaker 13 (16:08):
The Dodgers college basketball in the night sixteen and O
Miami RedHawks up against Toledo and k I don't know
about that.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Just taking it is not that good.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
I don't know. You just killed it right there. Blame Sarah,
least up your season.

Speaker 13 (16:27):
Miami's got there, Kus at Milwaukee tomorrow and college basketball
Providence and Xavier Sunday Cincinnati Bearcats and the Mad Coach
Wes Miller will head south to take on u c F.
NHL Hockey Vegas knocks off Columbus five to three. Patrick Kine,

(16:47):
the Big Red Machine, became the fiftieth player in NHL
history to reach five hundred goals last night, scoring his
second goal of the game in the empty net with
three fifty three left. Detroit over Vancouver five to one.
Word EHL Hockey Tonight, Our beloved Cyclones are on the
road against the Fort Wayne.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Commets back in next weekend, and.

Speaker 13 (17:07):
The sports brought to you by Penn Station East Coast.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Up.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
It's about laesterday.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
And at sports on w e B.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
We work in a a in a thing where we
broadcast and communicate, and everybody knows outside the walls of
this building. More people know about what's going on in
this building than the people that actually work here. It
is hilarious.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Not a lot of communication going on where we should
be communicating a lot.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
I know, it is crazy.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
So yeah, we're just waiting to see if our friends
with Penn Station when to come back on.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, and you know what's going to happen now? And
I and I said to Sarah.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I was like, don't tell seg I guarantee you this
is going to happen.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
And was I right?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
He didn't know, And I didn't know until I asked.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
One O two seven w Yes, this is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Thunderphones Friday here, Sarah at least, oh yeah. Engineer Dave
was in the studio telling us about the time when
he was younger he had white trash silver caps on
his cavities in the back of his mouth, and then
he ate some sugar daddies and uh and some sugar
white trash.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Sugar daddies pulled the daddy.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh it's just sugar daddy.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Okay, sorry, I think there's sugar baby's sugar daddy and
sugar mama.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Is that right, Dave?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
And then one of the sugar daddies pulled the silver
cap off his white trash cavity.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Is tooth, there's sugar daddy's. Man, They'll take every tooth
out of your mouth. Those things are brutal. You always
get them in my Halloween bag as a kid, immediately
going to the trash.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Dave walked in here this morning with just it's miid knowledge.
He had rollos and coffee. That's his trailer.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Chow trailer, Chell.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Breakfast trailer.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Chow yea.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Dave has no New Year's resolutions. He's like, Nope, sticking.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
To the roller.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Just find to find a sail on Rollo.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Those things do look good. They're the unwrapped too, so
you don't even have to mess with all the aluminum foil.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
You just pop them. No work, no work, you.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Gotta hurry up and get that. You get for like
a junkie out there.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
It's just a good stuff.

Speaker 16 (19:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Those things are not going to take your caps out either.
Those are pretty smooth.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Yeah, and you watch it down with that that that coffee.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
That shippery stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Drop one in the coffee, you do.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
I can replace the creamer. That's a good idea, Dave.
He's like doctor slim, good body.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, it looks exactly the same coming up too.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
It comes out though, you know.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Yeah, I guess that's why you got to drink the coffee.
It keeps everything moving.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
The Rollo mix, God, I think they.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Do make Rollo creamer. I have seen that at Target.
I promise you.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's another thing. Why do you call it that?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Who's sat in that at marketing room? And said, let's
call it roll.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
How do you come up with this amazing candy? It's
not amazing, it's so good. It's still those are top
five easily.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
No snipers, because while I was writing all this down,
I'm going, this is gonna get me sucked into the
vortex again of this stupid white trash jump. And it's
all because every time, like Dave and I are both
like audio nerds, and he'll like buy on the side,
he'll like buy like old radios and then restore them
and stuff, and he'll show me pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah they're really cool.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
But and then he'll show me like on the inside
they're all built and they have tubes on the inside,
and you'll always go tubes, you know, like your ears,
And then he'll go into that because they all be
can't talking about how white trash kids had tubes in
their ears.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
And I'm like, hey man, I had tubes in my
ears when I.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Was a kid.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
But see, you had no control over the tubes. He
has control over his candy trailers health thing.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, yeah, off now, and he's an adult eating a
trailer chow.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
We do see the most trailer trash stuff from this.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah, I could get in the pool too, and they
go under. Yes, I can't go under three feet they'll
pop out.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh yeah, what happens if they do?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well?

Speaker 7 (21:32):
No, he did.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
They popped out in the pool.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
And then what it was sitting on his shoulder that
was in class?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
The tube?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, the tube came out. I don't want to talk
about this anymore. See, don't turn this on me. Trailer chow.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh my gosh, I love it. Now I'm now.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
I'm over here googling all the old candies, like these
sugar babies. They've got him on Amazon for thirty bucks.
That's how special they are.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Shut off.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
I might have to get you a box, Christopher.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
No, don't, I'll just throw them at the wall. It's stunner.
Phone's Friday, Wen, just pick up live and the phone rings.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're on the air. Hello, it is Doug. What I
want everybody? Oh good?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Huh So I'm calling for all the listeners of WBN. Yes,
they need to have more ineration, bros. Damn truck driver.
I'm tired of people's cut us all.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Hey, I don't blame you.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
I'm on your side about this. I see it every
day over the Brunsman's Bridge.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Me too. And when we're driving in the morning time,
it's usually just us and and you guys out there.
And you know, you guys are working overnight, and I
see people cut you off, especially in the rain.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, it's like a little speedy hondas.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's too close.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Toyota's out there.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Driving a truck. I'm driving a truck and he's got
thirty thousand pounds on it, yep, and they cut They've
cut right in front of us. And I don't know
if they're just got a death wishure what their problem?

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yeah, right, too many people are in a hurry, and
that's how all the accidents happen every morning around six
or seven am.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, And what happens, man, if you end up, if
you end up steamrolling these guys because these clowns cut
you off, you get sued.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Uh huh yeah right.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Language. Yeah, yeah, don't don't curse the uh No, I
totally get it. No, it's a it's a it's all
on your shoulders and that sucks. I'm with you on that, man.
I I usually uh, I'm usually uh you know, going
to healthy speed and I uh wait, went till on
way ahead of you guys, and you guys usually.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Flashed me to get in front.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah that's right, Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I mean we got to be considered, you know too.
But man, I have some consideration you know about you know.
I mean we're just out here trying to make garden
dollar two.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
No, I get it.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And a lot of you guys have been driving for
a long time.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
I mean when you see these guys out in the
middle of the night, it's probably been what an eight
or ten hour day?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, and you're tired, right.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
And my uncle's a truck driver, so I hear all
about this kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
I get it. And your back's blown out from the
lot lizard from the town before.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yes, you know, I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I didn't know what a lot lizard was until I
met Christopher.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah. I want to get to know a lot more.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
That's the stuff I don't want to know about.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Davelism into his truck with some of that trailer.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Chow, some of those rollas and sugar daddies.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
All right, brother, Well, thanks man, thanks for calling me safe,
all right, see it?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Man, thank you?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, mad.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Respect to all the truck drivers out there, show some
respect for those guys while you're out on the roadway.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, only if they're listening though, if they're not with them, son,
which means you just call up and say what you want,
you of the number, and then you'll hear a ring
in the studio. Yeah, and when you call, it'll just ring.

(25:05):
We just stop what we're doing and we pick up
live and you're on the air. Okay. Now, today is
a anniversary.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
This is big.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
The van Halen album nineteen eighty four came out on
this day. Yes, dude, it's got all the goods on it.
The whole album is good. I was just going through
it and going, man, oh yeah, this one's a good one.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Hot for the teacher.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
You gotta drop dead legs Jump of course, which I'm
not going to play because I'm way over that.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
One card too many times.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, I've burnt on that.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
God, I wish we would play this.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's so crazy that Eddie van Halen is gone.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Oh yeah, let us play for a second.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
This is one of those bands. Back when I was
growing up, when the Keyboard started showing up in Van Hale,
people are.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Like, dude, he is selling.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Out guys on keyboard.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, because he's the greatest guitar player ever.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
And it's like, it's what the music not about? Yeah,
but keyboard.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Dudes are getting mad over nothing.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
What'd you gonna cut?

Speaker 4 (26:16):
His hair?

Speaker 17 (26:17):
Got me captured. I'm under your spell. I'll kiss, I'll
never learn. Yeah, Yes, I'm going well. And their pages turned.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Come on here sing w come on, it's so hard
to tell.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
I'm just measy. You just smile in the pictures. Look quiet?

Speaker 10 (26:47):
Does you mean?

Speaker 7 (26:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Single on?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Why dude?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
If you know the words?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
No, you can stop me? Now you got singing?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
What do you want? You're ruining it?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Hey, I woke up this morning.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I thought it was throw Punch Thursday. I really did.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
And then it's my surprise I found out it was
lesd and Friday because that's me.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
You told him to call Christ's not that guy everyone.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
I told him not to.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I don't call him again.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
So this album came out on this day, and I
don't know if it was eighty three or four.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Let me look at eighty four, nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, January Nights, nineteen eighty four. So today's the anniversary.
So pop this one in. Okay, you got drop dead legs?

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Oh this riff collar you on the air.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
I was just calling to see if I could get
under your cell, Christopher, get.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Under my what your spell?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Under his spell? What do you mean.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
You want to go out?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
I know you're single.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Probably not, is that it?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (28:17):
Probably pretty smart, you know what.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
I do appreciate her balls noess to just call up
like that and ask you out.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's not ballsys. No, she was.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Being aggressive and getting straight to the point.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, it's not what I but yeah, it's not.

Speaker 10 (28:46):
Bringing up.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
Crowns Queeny on the Sea.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
It's so good.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Okay, it's like a club in your radio.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Oh yeah, Well, in your old neck of the woods
in Philly, there's a dude being investigated.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Not me.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Uh uh, thirty four year old Jonathan christ Gerlach.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Officers say they found his car near an abandoned cemetery.
Visible in the back of it, a bunch of bones
and skulls.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
If he's a dirt bag, I'm sure he was a
listener of my show back then.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Probably yep. And he's definitely a dirt bag.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
You should come back.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
It turns out they found out he's been breaking into
the cemetery, stealing hundreds hundreds of skeletal items.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yep, definitely as a kid, Chris.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Lots of human remains were found when they searched his house.
Down in his basement, they found a bunch of long bones,
mummified hands and feet, a couple decomposing torsos. Oh yeah,
big fan of the show Birds, big fan of the

(30:17):
Phillies for sure. Said a lot of those bones were
just kind of hanging there like in a scary movie.
Some of them pieced together like a full human skulls
on shelves. They also found jewelry that were all linked
to the graves.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
He said, Oh yeah, he.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Said he targeted a lot of cemeteries from the eighteen hundreds.
I'm guessing probably because he knew that no one was
going to be visiting those gravestones.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Family is long gone.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Yeah, So now Jonathan's been charged with a bunch of
stuff like abuse of a corpse, burglary, trespassing, theft. Not
gonna be able to listen to our show anytime soon.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
He was listening from He needs to turn turn around
and sue that.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Sue Netflix for putting out that show about Uh the
deadskin mask guy ed gen that's where he got That's where.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
He got the idea.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I think, so the idea that's what everybody does.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
That's what everybody does.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
They blame everybody else.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
It's you know, like back when when I was growing up,
you know, the kids would kill themselves and then the
family would sue Azzie.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
It's everybody else's.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Fault, So he should have just sued first.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, you just go, Oh, you're an arrest for collecting
bones and building bodies Netflix.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, just pay him go away.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
My husband told me, he's like, you can't handle watching
The Edgeeds stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Wow that first of all, that that that movie thing,
it's way too long, and and secondly, uh, it's way
off from what really happened.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
They put too much hot.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Yeah, what exactly was he doing again? He was, well,
he was chopping up people and using the skin.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah, he was making furniture and stuff, and he's collecting.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Uh, like lamp shades out of skin.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah. And he's collecting the body parts and then he
is making like dresses and stuff and wearing the people's Ye.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
That's where it was based off of ed gane yes.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
See, getting the ideas from movies Netflix all that kind
of stuff. Like this Jonathan Christ girlatch dude in Philly.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
It's just crazy. His middle name was Christ too, That's.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
What I was like, Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Yeah, I don't think he's going to be seeing gravestones
anytime soon. He's probably gonna be locked up for quite sometime.
This is pretty sick stuff. Man.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Easy to come back to Philly and I like what
you should go out of here and tell gay jokes.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
He didn't tell more gay jokes. We love that.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
How stinky do you think this dude's basement is? Those
officers walk down and probably got sick.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
No more, not any more stinkier than some of the
bo dudes I used to take pictures with when I
live there. I'm still my neck is still itching from
whatever scoliosis or whatever I got from that.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yeah, with with concert season rolling around, don't forget your
deodorant this share up, yeup, please do. I don't want
to be standing there sweaty with you at riverbed and
smelling your stink yep what it can be avoided.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, and then and then pulling your your your your
armpit pubes off my neck when I'm look I'm a short,
little guy.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
So you get the pit to the face.

Speaker 14 (33:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Can I get a picture, dude? Yes, I will take
a picture.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
But yeah, please, anybody that's above five eleven stay away
from Christopher.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Okay, nobody will talk to me, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
During the time off during the holidays, I did the
Mary Carry podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
I don't even know if it's.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Up yet, the Mary Carry Podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, it was pretty It was pretty funny Mary Carrey,
it was. She used it's funny because I wasn't. I
didn't even I've never seen her work. She was in
the adult film industry for a hot second.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
She's right.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
She mostly is known for doing uh. She was in
like celebrity on Celebrity Rehab. She was a pop culture
figure mostly because she ran for governor of California in
early two thousand. Yeah, and that's how she became famous
and since, and she became famous on our show because

(34:14):
you know, doing mornings on the East coast, she would
go out and just get smashed on the West coast
and then call into My show and then just throw
all these celebrities under the bus that were like that.
Either she was having sex with or they tried to
have sex with her, and most of them were married,
and and then she would tell us about it on
the air, and then the newspaper would print it, and
all kinds of hell would break loose, and it was

(34:36):
great for us that she would get in trouble.

Speaker 16 (34:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I was like, you guys can get away with that, now,
could you.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Well, we could if she would do it. But she's
married now. She just had a baby and stuff, and
then you know so. But I was on our podcast
and it was funny because she's so she was so
reckless and it was hilarious. She was telling this story
about how she signed this great deal. She care if
I told the story. She's I don't know if the
podcast is even up yet, but.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
I'd like if she's talking about it on her podcast,
she's cool with it being out there right.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I don't know if her podcast is posted yet. But
she signed this great contract with VH one to do
a show with her. It was called Mary Mary Carey,
and it was going to be one of those shows
where it was, you know, these guys try out to
get married to Mary Carey.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, like a bachelorette type of show.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
And she got smashed one night in Vegas and met
some dude and then married him and this is a sign, this.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Big contract with VH one.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
TMZ does this big story about how Mary Carey is
out in Vegas and she just got married.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
And she wakes up the next morning and they're on
the phone going, what are you doing? We just signed
this contract with you. It's over.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
How do you go from single ready to mingle to married?
Over nights?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
She just bloo.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Yeah, people on those shows can make a good amount
of money too, if they're smart about it.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Oh, she would have. She was on Celebrity Rehab and
it was so funny how she was. She was hilarious
on there, and but I mean the best though. She
would just come on and throw all these it was
like basketball players and stuff, and these celebrities and comics
and she would just they would just all hit her up,
and she would just call our show thinking she's just

(36:28):
talking to her buddies and just tell the world all
these secrets about these guys in the game they would use,
and then we would call them and go, hey, Mary
said this, and they'd be like what And then they
would call her and yell at her, and she would
call us and be like, oh my god, he's mad
at me.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Now drama.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Oh, it was so.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Good exposing the guys in the DM.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yes, and then she would hook up with my listeners
and stuff and then and then she would take them
on the road. Oh, so she was the greatest. But
now she's uh, yeah, she's settled down and she's not.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
With the guy that she found out, the one that
she found over night.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
No, no, she didn't know.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
She's not a she's with some She lives in Florida
now with some doctor and they just yeah, they just
had a baby.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Good for her.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, And she's doing her podcast and she acts a lot.
I think I said two things.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Let us know when that podcast is available, so you
can check it out.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah, it's a video and a regular one obviously.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
But I was just looking it up on Instagram and
it looks like she has a page.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
There's something about Mary.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, that's what it's called. I think that's what it's called.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Which is a really cute name for her podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yes, movie, she's one of the funniest ones, one of
the funniest people, and she'll tell you anything. I mean,
she's out of her mind.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Usually the unfiltered people do pretty well in that sort
of environment, having their own podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, and she she was always great on the show,
told us anything I mean, and she blew it. She
can't go and work in Philadelphia and more because she
would do anything for us. And at one point we
booked her on another radio station to promote an appearance
in town. We booked her on our competitor and she

(38:12):
went in there with one of our guys and then
they just grabbed the mic and started yelling our names.
Oh and yeah, and security was called and all that stuff.

Speaker 10 (38:19):
It was.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
It was great. And then now even now when she
goes into town to work that nobody will book her
in town because they're still afraid that they're going to
yell my name. And this has been over fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, I think they've moved on by now.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
You would think. And I have no beef for these.
It was all part of the that's all part of
the competition, you know what I mean. It's nothing to do.
But dude, you're worried about a ghost.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Yeah, we have moved on in social year.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
You know queen on this day. Yeah, And on nineteen
seventy six, Bohemian Rhapsody came out and took over the
UK chart in nineteen seventy six, and you know Never Went.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Away, great song. I know how much you love them too.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Maybe maybe you know it's it's done its time. Maybe
we could retire it, make it go away.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Nope, we just watched that movie the other day. It's
so good.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay, you watched the movie and it's so good. Maybe
we can make that go away now we tire it?
Can we hang its jersey in the rafters and be
done with that song? It's it's played, it's its course.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Ain't gonna happen, my friend.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Maybe in a computer system I can erase it and
put it like a Beastie Boys in there or something instead.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
No, because the iHeart CEO will find you and hunt
you down.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's fine, God, that'll really hurt my feelings. Kid Chris
was released from the company because he erased Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I think you would hear faintly in America cheering.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
No, that would actually be so funny.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Would that's why you were fired because you took that
song out of.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
The sist I think I think I would have a
lot of fans.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Do you have someone on the phone, by the way, Well,
it is a thunder phones fro here on the Kid
Chris Show. That's just one of our big themes.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Here do your new theme songs always Hello.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
You're on the air, Collar.

Speaker 16 (40:17):
Chris, Yeah, go ahead, Green Sarah. Hey, you guys were
talking about them join twins about you know before you
went on break Oh.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You could join twins.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Oh the girls on TLC that married the same dude.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Anything on TLC is good. That is the freak show
Network TV. Balen out Loud is my new favorite right now.

Speaker 14 (40:42):
I've got so many questions on that. Now, say the
husband one you had a husband, What does the other
one do if it starts dating?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
If they start to do?

Speaker 5 (40:53):
What dating?

Speaker 14 (40:55):
If the other one starts dating on the you know,
dating another person, how the marriage started?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
They just well, when one's with a dude, do the
other one watches an iPad or something?

Speaker 14 (41:08):
And then.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Do they have one Do they have one private part
between both of them?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Well?

Speaker 5 (41:15):
One gateways?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
I think there's just one gateway of ecstasy.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Because when he's hooking up with the one, he's hooking
up with both of them.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
I guess obviously I would imagine. So, so if she.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Finds a dude, then you've got all four of them
in bed together. Yeah, what a wild situation. I would
love to talk to them.

Speaker 14 (41:36):
Say they're using the facility, which hand which one has
to light?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I don't you're asking the wrong person.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I'm not conjoined. It seems like we are, but we
are not.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
We're close enough, but not close.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Has his own parts.

Speaker 14 (41:50):
I got mine, and I think can one die like
if the other one stays a lie? I don't mean I.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Think it's one.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
I think so too.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
I think it's just the two heads one yes of
everything else.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I guess. I don't know. This is worth a Google though.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm sure somebody has asked these
questions and interviews and all that stuff, But you know,
I don't know, and I'm sure they won't let us
talk to her. I know I have a bailing out
loud's phone number, the one who has the uh yeah,
the threats and all that. Yeah, she is one of
my favorite people on this planet. She would be the
only one that I would be happy if she lived

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next door to me in the apartment and I would
actually hang out with her, her and her husband or
her fiance.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
She's really young too, isn't she.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, she's been married twenty three years old. But that
show is one of the greatest on TV. And I
can't wait till the next marathon. If there's a marathon
during the week, I am taking that day off.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Call her.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
You're on the air.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Good morning, Good morning? Oh what about me?

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Is this blake from sales?

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Is sure?

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Sales taking advantage of thunderphones? Friday?

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Good morning, little Angel?

Speaker 16 (43:08):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
What about Sarah?

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (43:13):
No, no, not her? Hi?

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Now yeah, what's wrong?

Speaker 14 (43:21):
Now?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
What did you do?

Speaker 14 (43:24):
So?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Actually, I've been.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
Pretty good recently, but I mean, I could go into
the issues I'm having, but it would take up way
too much of your time. Anyway, the holidays just passed by,
and I couldn't help but recall fond memories from kid
Chris's past. So Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving is great and and as

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you guys know, you know, things with him and Lenny,
you know, haven't been things kind of dissolved, but are
better now whatever that whole story is.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Who knows, Oh, my my ex wife, Yeah, Lena, Yeah,
he calls her Lenny.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, you guys are right now, right.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Yes, I was just order for dinner the other night.
She made.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
So every Thanksgiving they go to Uhlen's parents house and
there's a special tradition that they like to do.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
First of all, you already are screwing this up. It's
not every Thanksgiving. And it happened one time.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
They gather as they gather as a family, and they go,
you know, everything's going fine. And then there's a special
traditional little ritual they like to do. They go out
to the backyard and they all hold hands around a fountain,
the little fountain they have, and they and they all
go one by one and say what they're thankful for.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Wait, I do know about this. Yeah, I think it's adorable.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Okay, okay, Blake.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
But if you if you know him, listen this guy.
You know, he's real boisterous on the radio, lots of fun, gregarious,
all that stuff. In person, he's a social mutant and
he doesn't know what to say or do ever, So
when it gets to be his turn, you know it's
going to be a total air ball every time.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Christopher, what did you say?

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Wait, he put it airball?

Speaker 6 (45:34):
First of all, social skills with me, all air are
pretty good, though, I got to say, get.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
The air ball, that's what you But he's right though,
because first of all, this he's got it all wrong.
And wait it happened. Okay, this is when this is
years and years and years ago, when I kind of like,
this is like when I first met like the rest
of the family. Yeah, okay, this is years ago.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
So this is with your ex wife's family. Guys are
all holding hands together, yes, okay, all.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Right, and it's just Thanksgiving and it was not a tradition.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
This is my first time going there for Thanksgiving, meeting
the rest of the family, okay, and it was very uncomfortable.
You know. They're very Catholic, yes, and this was their tradition.
And she told me about this while we were there,
and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
This is what my very Catholic family does too.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
The handholding thing right right, right.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
And it's thankful, usually around the table or whatever.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I'm like, okay, and I get it because you know,
I come from a Catholic family as well, but I'm
Irish Catholic. So they just get drunk and holding their
feelings and then we die of cancer later on.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
It's all about balance.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So we go down there and you know, some of
the females are crying and they're doing their thing, and
I'm like, I don't know these people, and I'm stunned. Yes,
and then it comes to my turn, and I just said,
I'm just thankful for for health and friends and family
that are close like this.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Yeah, I just yeah, that's like the typical cliche answer.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I feel like, I guess it was something like that,
But what's wrong with it?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yet?

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Not a dry eye in the house.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I guess it was an airball, but by just like
making fun of it because it was me and it
was me put in a horrible situation.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
You're in your feelings, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
But but I told it on the radio, and of
course you know, so it's just you know what. Seventeen
years later, Blake's like, oh, Thanksgiving, I tell the story.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
I texted them on Thanksgiving and said, what did you
say at the fountain?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'm at home and it's Thanksgiving and the only person
that text me is Blake and it's to remind me
of that every year.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
He's so proud of it.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I don't get it.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
I think it's great.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It's like this around their lady.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, she gets mad at me. Whenever you bring this up.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
But yeah, you know that all the records, she doesn't
like this story.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
No, it's because you're making.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Fun of perform Yeah, this is close to her hearts.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
And she gets mad at me for you calling in.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
I'm making fun of you, old sweaty palms having to
sit there.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Well well first of all, Well, first of all, it
was in Texas, and I'm uncomfortable because I just met
everybody and this is the first time I'm meeting everybody,
and I'm going to do.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
This and it's hot a while in the pond.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, and also there was a bee flying around and
it was bothering nobody but me.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Of course.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
Wasn't the fountain broken?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Yes, the fountains are working. It was in the front yard.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Wait, you guys are doing this in the front yard. Yeah,
so were people just driving by? And now I.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Know the house is a very large, beautiful home, and
it was in the back of this area.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Okay, it sounds like it's something straight out of the movie.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
But yeah, but this was years ago.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
And why am I explaining something that only Blake thinks
is funny.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Everyone thinks this as funny. Well, I just like it
that you're completely uncomfortable. Anytime you're uncomfortable, very happy.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Whenever I'm stepping out of a rake and it's hitting
me in the face, he's laughing his ass off.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
But the other thing is, like me, he doesn't really
enjoy togetherness. He'll ask like, and you're gonna take him somewhere,
He'll go, well, who's gonna be there? Like he doesn't like,
you know, spontaneous interactions with people are in that stuff.
So so and furthermore, we talked about one year I

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drove by a Boston market on like a Thanksgiving. I
saw some guy in the window just eating by himself,
and I was like, yeah, I feel kind of I
feel kind of bad for that guy. He wants like
a taste of Thanksgiving on a uh, you know, just
being by himself. And Chris is like, do you know
how much I would love that I could just be
by myself?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Remember that day?

Speaker 6 (50:01):
It was probably so happy with his rotisserie chicken and
mac and cheese, didn't even want to be bothered.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
No, I remember that. And then Blake always brings up
Boston Market to me and it warms my heart. No,
I remember that, Yeah, I remember that because because.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
I go, you know me too, man, like, maybe we
should just go together and you know the.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
And then from then on Blake will whenever he goes
to a Fountain soda machine, he'll take a picture of
that of the Fountain soda and send it to me
like he's like, it's some kind of Hallmark car. But
you ruin it by saying we should go together. See
that that ruins it more.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Fanta just thinking of you, thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Yeah, all right, well Blake, all right, see you later.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Thank you for the memories. Angel I joined him every day, goodbye.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
He just sits in his little car. He drives a
Mini by the way, uh with Cincinnati mini.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Well he lives at Philly like a Mini Cooper.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah yeah, but he uh. He sits in his car
and gets just giggles to himself about this stuff.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
And then he'll text me.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Should we get Blake to come back to Cincinnati. I'll
visit us.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
I think we need one visit from him a year,
like one is good.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
All right, it's the Kid Chris show at Cincinnati's rock station.
It's EBN and he had ruined he has ruined thunderphonees
Friday now it's been tainted.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I didn't know he was diddling.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Dude, Why do you keep bringing that up. She's messing around.
She doesn't taken this serious. But whatever, we'll just move on,
not at all.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Life is too short.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
You gotta have your son when you can.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
On the city.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
I'm getting some Cony's this weekend for Bobby Lisa's birthday.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
So excited about that.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Your Dad's birthday. He's gone backwards in age because he retired.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
He really is.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, good for him, man.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Just from not being stressed out. It's amazing how healthy
he is now. Worked here, Yeah, he was a producer
for about forty years. Yeah, no, a day of the
engineer was just in here. Yeah, and he used the
word clammy talking about people's hands.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Oh yeah, is that what he was talking about?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
I think? And then I was thinking, like you that
such a gross word, clammy. I hate it, Oh, taking
my skin crawl. So then of course I had to look,
you know, take a deep dive into this stuff and

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look at some of the most gross words out there.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Of course, we all hate the word moise.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Why you say them that.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Because it's fun?

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Well, if you hate it, why are you doing it?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
It?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Just makes me giggle.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
That's like when people go and it smells horrible, smell.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
This, yeah yeah, and then immediately or don't touch it
it's too hot.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I gotta see if it's hot.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Another popular one on here Puss.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Sarah, like that yellow gunk that comes out of your wound.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Puss?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Oh, what is.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
And what's wrong with your wound? Maybe we should just
go home?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Why did I say it like that?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
My bad?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Some other popular some other popular ones on the list.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Sure it's not fleam, definitely.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
Flem u oohs, seepage, splooge.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
And squirt Wait wait wait, go back to the one before.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Squirt seep bage ooz.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
What was the other one?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Fester? No, I'm all on a wuck.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Splooge splooge. Yeah, that's another gross word that people don't like.
It reminds him of like gross bodily functions and fluids,
I guess, and saying the words like puke and vomit
and muggy, like when it's muggy outside, it kind of
feels muggy in our studio right now.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Every other.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Yeah, it's clammy, because very clammy.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
What did I say it like?

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I don't know. That's your not mine.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Other everyday icky words things don't like panties, veggies, bosom.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
These are all words and aren't every day for me.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Worried what I'm not saying this every day?

Speaker 5 (55:15):
You just said everyday words like.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
What's on the list? This is according to this list?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Where are you getting these things.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Of an article?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
And what school did you go to? Were you like, gosh, hello, doctor,
this looks infected.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I have a lot of puss coming out, Christopher.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I don't know why I said it like that.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
I got a really good education from Fairfield. I promise
you some really great teachers over there. I'm like, sorry,
we're sending her out of here.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
I don't know what happens.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
I'll drive off the row when you blame them for that, don't.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
Come after us. Do not contact Fairfield schools over this.
I'm so I'm so sorry. Oh, oh good, save the bell?

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Pick it up? Yeah, I don't know if this is
gonna be a good idea. Collar you're on the air.
This is even working. Everything's messed up now?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Oh what happened over there?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I don't know? Keep going that's all I got.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Okay, maybe that's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Those are just the gross words that people want to
avoid in conversations.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
I don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Your seepage and your splooge and your puss and your
moist and clammy stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Oh trust me, puss has been avoiding me for ye now.