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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a kid Chris Show, TBN old folks yapping in
the studio. Everything's an alarm in my phone. You know,
it used to be so cool. My life twenty years
ago was my space. Now it's my.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Chart that is so accurate that we are setting alarms
just so we can drink our water and take our bills.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, because here's my here's my alarms in my phone.
Four am, wake up? Four point thirty. Coffee.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You have to have a reminder for coffee.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, because I did go out there because the Starbucks
opens to.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Like place your order to leave.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh my god, that's the first I get my coffee
started before I pee in the morning.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
And then well I ordered on my phone and you know,
and then six point thirty, got to get my bottle
of water.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Where's the banana reminder? I know the banana is like
a big thing for you this year.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't have my banana. I'm not a bananas.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh no, we're screwed, I know, but they might be
a fail.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
One step don't once downstairs opens up, Am I gonna
run down there?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
You got to get to skips.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I have all my waters scheduled in my phone and
I have to drink of water because I've been very dehydrated.
And also all my anxiety pills are all scheduled in here.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm proud of you, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
All that I gotta go get my daughter from school.
That's labeled in here. When I go to bed is
labeled in here. Look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Wait, why do you need to go to bed? Label?
Just look at this lot.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I would be up all night working.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You don't just feel tired and lay down and go
to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, you are a rare breed, my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It makes you so special.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, I'm a mess. My brain doesn't stop. I have
to be alerted on when to do stuff during vacation time,
I have to set alarms to go sit and watch
a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
There is nobody else like you in this world.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
And then, like in my regular calendar, I have a
therapy today, I have to put in their normal regular
stuff good for you, good for you. My ex wife
puts in there because we share a calendar. On when
my daughter has like cheer like a game, and she's
got a cheer at today and stuff, so I could
go and watch that. You know that kind of things.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, that's important yeah, get that on the schedule.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Everything's got I have to have a structure or else
I start thinking and looking up at planes and going
can you fall on me?

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, stuff, It's true. I understand the routine thing.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I have to have I love being back.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
In a routine. Towards the end of December, I was like, oh,
out of whack. I was eating so much sugar, drinking
a ton of sodis. I'm like, okay, we got to
get back to work, get back in the swing of things.
But yeah, that was part of my New Year's resolutions,
to get better sleep. Yes, more hydrated, like better hydrated. Yes,

(02:45):
it was drinking more water less diet coke.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't have any. It wasn't a resolution thing. This
is an ongoing process. But it was my ull.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Make it forever habit.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, my physical it was about the dehydration.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
But it sounds so lame right now, But it's okay, No,
it's true.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I mean it should. It should be an everybody thing.
I mean, I'm like, I'm at a weight finally in
my life that I'm I'm happy at because I'm almost
at my high school weight. And then also, uh.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
See, we don't even know in a scale. I don't
even know the last time that I stepped foot on
a scale. I have no idea what my weight is
right now.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
For the first time ever, I ordered some new shoes
from uh you know. I'm an Adidas guy, a new
uh A pullover or a zip up hoodie thing or zi.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, you look like fred Durst over there, and then
all on suit.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And then I got some new uh Adidas sneakers and
I got him. Usually he takes four or five times
before something fits from UH you know, or order from Amazon.
It's the first time in years that I ordered something.
I just could put it back, just put it on.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I love that for you.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Doesn't it feel good when you put hard work into
something and it actually pays off and you feel good.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, depression pays. Hey Coler, you're on the air.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Hey kid cru Hey is this kid crew?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Hig?

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Names Joe Lane? And I thought I was the only
crazy s ob out here that had to write reminders
down like that for everything.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, life gets busy, man, and you know you're scattered.
We're all scattered.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Scattered.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Brings bad, buddy, I have something that you write down?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, what's what's.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
What's a reminder for you in your day?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what's a normal thing you have to write down?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Oh gosh, I have an alarm set for basically everything.
Anything I have to do, I have set an alarm
for it.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
What's something that you have to do today? They get
an alarm for I.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Call the bet after work, the Walmart after work. Yes,
I have to make a return a cold Yes, that's
three alarmed.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
You know you have to do all that.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
And I even I even set reminder. There's like a
couple of days in advance to remind me, to remind
me again.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You have a reminder for the reminder.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, okay, yeah, no, I totally.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Got a reminder. I have a reminder for my reminder.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
And I thought I was the only one out there
that's done that.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
No, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Whatever it takes to get organized.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, it's all it's all about, all right. Yeah, everybody,
everybody's phone is all delayed.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Right, let's remind her to not call him bluetooth.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah. Uh yeah, I know that's what it is. Everybody's
everybody's scattered and busy and stuff, and we're always thinking
about other things. And uh, I had to learn too
for a long time, I would just put a remind,
like a little alarm thing on my phone, and I
forget to label it so the alarm would go off
of it. What was that for?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Is this her a pill of banana coffee? I have
to go get my daughter somewhere?

Speaker 8 (05:51):
What do I need to do?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, you start losing your mind.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, yes, And uh so now it's a I mean
it's a whole it's a whole thing. The whole day
is scheduled out, and and you know.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You've got this though. I mean, at least you know
what works for you, and that's what you got to do.
Put all the reminders down.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, I think everybody should do it. Use your technology.
I have to tell my ex all the time. She'll
be like, oh my god, I forgot to put this in.
I'm like, that's what this phone is for. You got
to put everything in there.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, it's always at the fingertips. So take full
advantage of what you got.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, this weekend, we got a big event happening, and
that Charlie Frank's joining us from the Reds.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Reds Fest at the renovated Convention Center.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You yourself said, you know if we're going to go
into the new convention Center. I want to make sure
that the caravan is canceled, right, Why did you do that?
Go ahead, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
No, you know that that is the downside of this,
you guys, I know, you know, we usually we had
the cadence of RedFest in December, yeah, and the caravan
in January, and then spring training starting in February, so
we get a little bit out of our routine. But
you know, the convention center now being so beautiful and
uh and and being you know, why have Red Fest

(07:04):
be the first event because it's probably one of the
most complicated, So we're gonna be scared to death all weekend.
But it's it's such a cool thing to merge, you know,
the the news space with with this event because there's
really nothing like RedFest. So we'll still have little remnants
of the caravan, but hopefully for a year we can, uh,

(07:25):
you know, we can all celebrate here this this unique
January Redchest experience.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, it's just it's just a one year because the
caravan will probably be back next Gyen.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, of course, but yeah, it's sure hope. So it's
a different situation because of the whole thing with the
brand new convention center and stuff, and it looks beautiful. Yeah,
and uh, you know, and and you know it's not
like there's gonna just be nobody's down there this year.
You guys got some headliners.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, Ellie was confirmed for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, that great news. And so right now we've got
over eighty current and former and future players in front
office and broadcasters.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Charlie, I wasn't talking about those guys. I was talking
about the real heads like Jim Day.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, I think you know, we've got Todd Frazier and
Danny Graves and Sean Casey and Tucker Barnhart and Bronson.
I mean, and of course you know, Jim Day is
the headliner. And thanks got a way for blaming me
for canceling the Caravans.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Jokes.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, you know, I know, I know it's a little
early for me to be sensitive.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
But it's famous. Like the people that you're bringing up,
like those names that you brought up there are famous
for being very very fan friendly. And these are guys,
especially especially like Sean Casey and stuff. I mean, these
are all guys that are very fan friendly. And the
Reds actually have been very fortunate to have a bunch
of players that have been very fan friendly. So the
Reds vests is just perfect for a team like the Reds.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh yeah, absolutely, well, and talk about the big event
that's happening on Saturday, because of course with Red Fust
being back, we've got the Reds Fast Poker Tournament where
you can actually play Texas hold them with Reds players.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, and Sarah, I know you've you've had a history
with us up at that event, helping us in many ways,
performing quite well up there, a poker celeb Yeah, So
the Prestige ad and Creative Services, the Poker Tournament presented
by Bett MGM is back this year and there's nothing

(09:28):
like this. I can't imagine there're too many celebrity events
like this anywhere. We won't have over five hundred players.
And as you guys are saying, all the Reds will
stop up there. So these eighty Red celebrities are all,
you know, joining us for that poker event. And I
mentioned Todd Frasier. He won this event when he was

(09:48):
a minor leaguer, which was really cool back I think
in two thousand and eight, and so he'll be back
up there thanks to bet MGM and this Saturday night
at January seven, that's in the Grand Ballroom on the
third floor of the recently renovated Convention Center. Doors will
open at three o'clock. The tournament begins at four and

(10:10):
as you mentioned, each table of nine features a current
or former Reds player, coach, broadcaster, or other local celebrity
like some of our radio friends.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I've clothing.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Registration clothes at midnight right before midnight, Reds dot Com
slash poker and if you get in for two twenty five,
you get two drink tickets, you get a dinner, you
get the Reds Fest Pass for Saturday. And the coolest
thing is if you knock out a Reds player or celebrity,
you win the authentic jersey off their back, which is
one of the cool features in the event.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Can you really get your money's worth with this thing?
And I'm sorry if you're expecting to see like Elliot
at your table and I show up, I'm so Charlie.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
You're a good guy. Thanks for getting up early and
talking to us and being a good sport with everything
coming on the show and stuff. And yeah, the Reds
are a great organization and always nice to to myself
and always very nice to Sarah. She's always out at
the games and stuff. And thank you very much for
your time this morning.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Hey, we're lucky to have you guys in the community,
lucky to have you as fans. And again my apologies
for single handedly dismantling the caravent. All right, Chris, all right, Sarah.
We'll see you guys this weekend. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Sounds great.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's to Sarah.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Are you so good? That's right, we're busy.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
You know it.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Enough, it's so bad?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Oh bye?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right, that's Sarah, everybody. That's her theme that you
voted for. What's up?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
They're smart people out there?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, not so smart here in Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
We've got a dude making the headlines.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
His name is We're an indian now well a part
of our state, yes, yes, yes, not too far from us.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
This was about an hour away from our studio.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Because you know how people are, don't hear it? And go,
oh you guys.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
In Cincinnati, can I get it? We're still very much
here in Cincinnati, overlooking the beautiful Kenwood Mall and the
BP gas station and of course Arby's right there. I
could really go for some girling for us. So this
dude making the headlines and indie. His name is Devonte Payne,

(12:28):
great name, word word, thirty years old. He's now in
custody after he had some drama with his roommates. So
I guess they got some takeouts. Uh huh, catfish.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
And fries.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Not the best thing to go. This is perfect, oh
to go.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I've never had catfish before.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I've had it a few times. You got to make
sure it's fried.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
And I don't want to chomp down on a phone
that's happened to me.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Give me a catfish.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I just seemed to like the salmon and the Tilappian
some shrimp.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I can't really get down on catfish too much.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
But but Davante's roommate, this is some cheap catfish apparently
owed him ten bucks for the meal. Instead of giving
him the ten that the meal was worth, gave him
three bucks, saying this meal was definitely not worth ten dollars,

(13:36):
which is hilarious if we could all use that moving forward, like, hey,
this burrito was actually only worth two bucks instead of ten.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
So here you.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Go, that that catfish was only.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Worth exactly I'm going to start to pull that at restaurants.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So police reports are saying he was so mad that
he hit him with a miniature baseball bat. Davante grabbing
the nearest weapon. I guess a miniature baseball bat. I
don't know what kind of damage it was doing. I
guess it wasn't enough. Grabbed his gun, saying, give me

(14:16):
my ten dollars? Ten dollars, where's my ten dollars? At three?
Ain't enough? So obviously the roommate was freaking out, called
the cops.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah. Oh, now he's called the cops and of course stitching.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I guess Davante tried to take off on his bike.
Uh so police had to, you know, get out the taser.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah was his bike, I know.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Tasdem got him into cuffs and now he's been charged
with a bunch of stuff like armed robbery, kidnapping. That's
Davante taking off on his little rider bike, all this

(15:11):
over some ten dollars cat fish.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Like.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I just think it's so funny that he like crabbed
a miniature baseball bat, Like I can just see that
you jump.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Down and you know, one of them. How can I
just picture his bicycle with one little like one small
wheel in the front.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
What kind of a flat tire situation?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Not going real fast?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, pedaling all down the road like.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
The light is out. Just a disaster.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Davante has not been on this bike in a decade,
but he tried to take off on that thing. So
he's making the headlines his mugshots everywhere.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Good luck to him.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
He's got tats all over his neck. Oh yeah, but
be careful the next time you're getting takeout.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
He's sure you split that bill.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
He's broke, but he's got tats all over the place.
That's always the case.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Worth way more than some cat.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah right, he only has three dollars. He's got himself
some new cats on his neck.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh so I would like to know where they got
ten dollars catfish and fries at.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I mean, that's a hell of a deal.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, I'm sure he's got a stomach ache now too.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh, you know, I always find the best of them
out there.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Hey, Coler, you're on the air. Is this Davante?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
You fresh out?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, what's up? You're on the air. Hurry up?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Tyler? Oh, Tyler, oh, Tyler, Yeah, we haven't talked to
you since last year.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
He's a cream and a crop.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
What's up, Tyler? Hurry up.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
My mouth?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
All right, he's got the worst phone in history. Sarah
Alice yesterday, shaking the Russ. It's been a couple of years. Yeah,
it's been about a year and a half or so,
maybe even longer, messing with the other radio stations and yeah,
and you know, being like the Wizard of Odd, I
got my little marin marionnettes is that what they're called

(17:20):
or whatever? And uh, you know, like Constantine is my buddy.
He was helping me out.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
What a du Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
And if you go to Kidchris dot com you'll see
a funny thing yesterday there's a video of an old man.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Go watch a video. I have a clip of it.
An old man making a prank call to a radio station.
This was fun. This might be my new toy. Here's
the audio of it. Of course in the computer right
when I was like, oh, let's do it. Okay, so
it's already I pulled the string on it to make
it work, and of course it's like, nah, not gonna

(18:04):
do it. Let me and move over to this one. Here,
here we go Steven, you are on the air, go
right ahead.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
No, no, no, Pat, yeah, Pat me because I got
something pants.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Wow, really not funny, your mom is funny. So after
I pulled that off yesterday, I'm like, oh my god,
this is a whole other level.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh my gosh, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Isn't that hilarious?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
I could do whatever I want? Oh my gosh, I
don't need people around.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
You've got this old guy wearing a kid Christy shirt.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
It's very creative. He has so many little age spots.
He looks like he's gonna croak it any.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Moment, I know. But it's like I could write out
whatever I wanted to say and it'll do it, and
then I just call a radio station with it.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
There's that a working over.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
To It's me and my little Marionettes.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
You love it.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
This af for you. There's this brand new little coffee
shop in Loveland, right and I dropped my daughter off
from school and I stopped in because I wanted to,
you know, support this local shop. So I stopped in
to get a nice coffee, and I'm sitting there and
I'm like, I wonder if I could do that, And
I started typing it in and it was working. I go, oh,
so I went home. Yeah, So I went home and

(19:28):
I tried it and it worked. Here we go yeah,
and I'm like, oh, So then I just got on
the phone with Constantine. I was like, hey, let's call
some shows Chris. So we started having some fun. I
just had him on a conference call and I was
telling them what to say to people. Good on doll and.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Deal, Yo, Britch, let me come on with kiss your mom.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I don't know they these paper I would invite him
to walk up to my face and say that, because
you know, I had a scheduled to him for us
to make some calls and stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So while I was getting ready, I was just sitting
there having some coffee and just you know, playing around
and writing some stuff. And I'm like, oh, and you know,
so I got Constantine and now I have this AI thing.
I'm like, this is gonna be the greatest new thing.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
We're all getting replaced.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, yes, just gonna be me. Monitors and a keyboard.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's all you need.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't need anybody this. I can make everything else.
Say what I needed to say this sound off on
the White Choice.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Okay, we're back, and give us a call, and we've
got someone waiting.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
We're gonna go straight to the phone lines.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Bro. Hello, Sure, I am Marny id here.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, I'm here, well looking at here?

Speaker 5 (21:03):
We got yeah, done that on the pradial.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I think it's funny. I don't let's go to the
next call or should we got?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Why did you hang up on that last guy?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
He shouted so cute and tasty? Okay, I don't know
what happened. We just lost that one too.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
We Hi, you're on the air, Kirks Kirk and Mark Hall.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, go ahead, that's me and Janie's thinking loser.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Okay, we've had a couple of clowns on here today.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
You can always count on Constantine's that this is what
you're doing with your afternoons.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah, get it. It's work because it comes here,
you know, I bring it to work. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Like it's only childish when you have nothing to do,
when you know, when you're not using for work, Uh huh. Yeah.
If I'm just at home and I'm a plumber and
I'm doing this, it's childish.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I don't know about that. But when I bring it
to work, it's work work parentheses.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
But if you go to kid Chris dot com. Right
now you'll see the old man and he's all localed
out wearing the Red's hat and the Kid Christie's shirt.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
He looks like a little cartoons.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I know, it's great. I can't wait to make more. Steven,
you are on the air, go right ahead.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
No, no, yeah, I got.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Wow, that's really not funny.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Your mom is funny?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Would you need to suck so about that? It's like
the guy just moved on. I wanted him to comment,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Well, he's not going to put up with it. He
knows what you're trying to do.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I know it's been a year and a half since
I've called that show, and I was waiting for him
to go like, oh no, those guys are back there.
But he just moved on. I mean that's why I
waited so long to be calling these shows because John retired.
Oh that's right, that's why I stopped.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, John doesn't get better than John.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I know, he was our go to guy. That's the
question at him. Should we should we reach out to
that guy, leave him alone that it's been a year
and a half and have him on and say hey
it was us.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
No, you got to leave that guy alone.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Please, Tamas Sports, We don't be.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
You want William now he lay it all down.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Thomas Sports.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, Steelers not getting a the NFL action last night
that the tenth in a row getting it done with
defense routed the Steelers in Pittsburgh thirty to six in
the wild Card playoffs.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
The Texans defense, they're holding Pittsburgh to one hundred and
seventy five total yards in the game, just eighty one
in the second half.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Defense wins games man.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
Former Bengals Sheldon Rankins was here in twenty twenty four,
had a thirty three year old thirty three yard fumble
return for a score. Kayln Bullock returned an interception fifty
yards for another one and that was it. So with
the loss, Mike Tomlin of the Steelers ties former Bengals
head coach Marvin Lewis for the most consecutive playoff losses

(24:33):
in with seven in NFL history.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Now he's going to tie it to the Cincinnati So,
especially when it's got the word loss in.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
It, do you think that he's going to lose his job?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Set No, After twenty seasons with the Steelers, I figured
they might as well, just getting onto a year.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
No year if he wasn't there, No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I can't picture coaching anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
If he does, he's going to go probably the TV.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, you don't think he'd stick to coaching.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I don't know. I mean he had lost his job yet,
so I don't know.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
Divisional playoffs are now on Saturday, Buffalo and Denver, then
Seattle hosting San Francisco On Sunday, Houston and New England
at three rams at Chicago.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
The game's kind of suck, I know.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'll tell you what if the Bills get knocked out,
NFL is over for all.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
This I did.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, someone else to care about?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
What those I hate Seattle, I hate Denver. Uh, I
hate San Francisco. Growing up in the ninety sexy teams
everybody wore those dumb gold jackets. What about the.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Bears for their fans?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
If the Bears go to the Super Bowl, I'll cheer
the Bears just because they were losers for so long. True.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, and I do think their fans are funny bringing
the cheese graters over the weekend against the Backers.

Speaker 10 (25:47):
Yeah, and then said real, well in Wisconsin, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, I love Mongo McMichael because he was in pro wrestling.
He was one of the four Horsemen. Right, yep, that's right,
Go ahead.

Speaker 10 (25:58):
College basketball Tonight's seventeen to O. Miami RedHawks back in action,
hosting Central Michigan. The Dayton Flyers meet Dukane, Ohio, You
and Toledo, Indiana. Michigan State Virginia takes on Louisville.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Red's update.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
The Redsveest set for this Friday and Saturday downtown at
the newly renovated Convention Center.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I heard some about that the Red Poker Tournament is
sold out. I got that text from our buddy, oh,
Mica Landerson yesterday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Hockey, the Columbus Hockey.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
The Columbus Blue Jackets clean house yesterday, firing second year
head coach Dean Eveson. The Jackets are last in the
Metropolitan Division of the Eastern Conference.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
At nineteen to nineteen, so they said get out. Wow.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
Rick Bonus is now taking over. He's had previous coaching
jobs Winnipeg twice, Ottawa, the Islanders in Dallas. The Jackets
host Ottawa tonight at NHL. They're not messing around in Columbus, Jesus,
But I mean, it's you know, you know, it's pretty
extreme if your fire this early in the season.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, nineteen to nineteen.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
They they just haven't gotten it done in Columbus. I mean,
they got some players there, but they just haven't gotten it.
You know, it's one extreme or the other exactly. They
went about four in a row, then they lose them
at six.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I feel like if we were nineteen to nineteen here
in Cincinnati, they'd be like, we're going to extend you
for five years.

Speaker 10 (27:19):
Yeah, right, let's go maybe get better water in Columbus.
I don't know, but that's it.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh yeah, Oh, that's it. That's all.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
You what about soccer?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Do we have anything with Cincinnati?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
We just want to hear you say soccer.

Speaker 10 (27:31):
Yeah, Soccer FC Cincinnati signing Tom Barlow to a contract
through twenty twenty seven. The eight year MLS net has
been this last two seasons with the Chicago Fire. You
want to you know what Soccer FC Cincinnati is acquiring
San Jose Earthquakes third round selection in the MLS Super
Draft in twenty twenty seven and exchanged for the rights

(27:54):
to goalkeeper Nate Crockford.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
So you did have some soccer updates for us.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I love yeah, hid soccer he went to and you
know what soccer?

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Thank you right here on a Tuesday, January thirteenth of
twenty twenty six. Yes, everybody, have a good day right
here on the Home of the Hits one two seven
w E b N.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
We say, hey, we got tickets to go to Redsfest
here on EBN, courtesy of our friend Michael Anderson over there,
the man with the most generic name. Love that dude,
Michael Anderson.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
He's the best.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And uh, he's always afraid to come on this radio show,
which is fine, I understand.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Did he say that he was afraid or are you assuming?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm assuming because he's never doesn't come on.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Well, I think people don't ask him.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
People don't come on. He was supposed to be on,
but he didn't come on. He has afraid.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
He had our friend Charlie Frank come on because he
represents the Reds Community Fund. Nobody's afraid of right fest
is the Reds Community Fund events.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
This weekend time is of essence. We get it five
one three seven four nine one two sevens the phone number?
What line you on? This is a game I haven't
played in a while. But because we are in this
new studio, we can probably pull it off. Let's see,
it's an easy game. We have uhh, we have phone
lines one through six, Sarah. Lease, it's basically just a
game of chance. Pick up. You tell me what line

(29:24):
you're calling in on. Okay, and when I pick up
if if you're correct, I will give you tickets. Okay,
that's that simple. Okay, all right, and we will go here.
What line are you calling in on, sir?

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Line three?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, you're on line number one. You're the first caller,
so I'm sorry about that. Sorry, let's go over here. Hey, caller,
what line are you on? What line are you calling
in on?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
For?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
What line are you on?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Four?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
No? I'm sorry you're on line number five? Sorry? Sorry, man,
Let's go here. Caller. Are you there?

Speaker 9 (30:05):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
What line are you calling in on? Three? No? I'm sorry,
this is line number two. I know. See it gets
it gets hard by. They are all lit.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Up, Sarah, because everybody wants to go this weekend.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
No, hello, caller, you're on the air. What line are
you on? No, I'm sorry, this is line one.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Just a game of chance.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Hello, caller, are you there?

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right? Uh, you're online four? What line are you on?
Line four?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
There you go. Yeah, how did you know you're online? Four?

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Huh oh, I just it was just a random guess.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, good for you.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
So with a pair of two day passes to Rudsfest
this weekend, and who are you going to take with you?

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Oh? It's going to be my wife for sure.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Are you most excited to see this weekend at Red's First.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm excited to see everybody. I'm a huge Red fan.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Who's your favorite player.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Right now? It would be t J. Friedel Okay, Hey dude,
how long you been married?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (31:24):
I've been with my wife's total for twenty three years.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Oh congrass.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I would not be sweetheart. I would not be bringing
your wife. Why because she's going to be swooning over
these rich young ballplayers. Why would you bring your wife? Well,
she was a big Joey Bodo fan. I'm not sure
if he'll be there, but we'll know.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
He is not going to be there, but I understand
the Joey fandom.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
He's gone. He's been gone. But uh, yeah, okay, if
you if you want to do that, because yeah, easily,
it doesn't matter how loyal worried Christopher. Oh, quote unquote
loyal a wife is if she if one of these
players wink at one of these wives and says, I'll
meet you at the hotel later.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
She's going, you are so ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It is absolutely true. I've seen it. I've heard of it. Yeah,
I've been lucky so far. Well, hopefully it doesn't happen,
but well, he's going to chance it this weekend.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
It reads fast, all right, dude, good luck, good luck.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Don't call me crying on Monday. Hold on, dude, hold
on mate, it's a kid Chris Show. It's one two
seven w eb and congratulations to that fella right there.
Courtesy of our our homie, Michael Anderson, one of the
nicest dudes on the planet, Sarah. At least, we have
not done this in a while. The top songs in

(32:44):
the country.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Oh yeah, it has been since last year.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah yeah, So what do you want to go through?
We do the top three songs in the top three formats,
which are top forty country in rock.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yeah, let's start with rock.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, the Funeral The Funeral Portrait is number three, that's
number three in rock. Deaftnes is number two. I'm not
a Deaftones fan. But this song, I love this song,

(33:25):
all right, So that's number two. Number one is three
Days Grace. Tell me when is? Tell me when is?
I don't know why it's doing that.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Just more problems going on this morning. Okay, but hey,
I don't mind that lineup.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Your top three in rock.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That is good for Yeah, I give it a thumbs up,
all right? And uh. In country, Blake Shelton is number three.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
From them to the Bloom Crockett stud on the wall
in the barn where.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
The you know he is a simple, simple country Long.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Is typical from Blake.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, God, we trust the truth. I don't know if
he's one that writes his own songs. I think, you know,
a country Nashville is filled with just songwriters. They hand
them all. They sew him to these guys, and then
they just make their money and sit at home.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't know about that, but I do know one
tall dude, and he was able to secure Gwen Stefani,
So good for him.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Like my buddy Tambo just sits home, smokes pot and
writes country songs.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
It's not a bad way to make a living.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Hardy is number two.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Wimbo Philip Patch path we will singing bath song.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Hardy is like jelly roll. He is crossed over to
rock as well, you know. Thanks.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Parmally is number one with Cowgirl Fell in Love. I
can see this one. I don't know if it has
already or not being played on like a Q one
or two or something.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, it's not too twanging. I don't like it though.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Speaking of top forty, Olivia Dean is number three. Wow,
here's number two and top forty. It all sounds the

(35:34):
same to me.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Kind of sounds like my Sarah song.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, right, that's what I mean. It all sounds the same.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, all kind of blends.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, every day. You're right, it's exactly. Maybe that's why
everybody voted for this. It's tough for.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Why is it that in the top three.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, it's like a real version of what we just heard.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Number one is Taylor Swift. Here's the same beat, you know, John, she.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Leave that alone, Leave that in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I don't like that, dude song.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
She's a rebel Starbucks run full and with her hair
band she won't sell.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
So there you go. We went through all the top
songs in the country. Now you're hip and up to
date and the kid Christ shot. That's Sarah start there
updating you on the seat.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
A popular holiday treat is back, part doughnut, part britter,
the cherry thingling back for limited time.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Those are the things.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
That always last year, this was a big hype.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's a big hype every year because they're so dang good.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
There are the things that look like buffalo wings and
photos like if you look at them from a distance,
they look like wings.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah. Yeah, So the.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Cherry singling back at Schmidt Bakery in Batesville about an
hour of here.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Death and definitely worth the drive.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Really.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh yeah, these things are so good if you can
get those in the microwave for about fifteen seconds, big
glass of milk. They started taking orders at midnight last night.
Of course, all of this ahead of President's Day on
February sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
That is so crazy. I've never lived in a city
where they have their own little things like this, singlings
like this, where.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
They have these That's what Batesville's got going on.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I know, these little these little holidays of their own
where they got their own little food things and and
and everybody celebrates and they travel hours for this hours
for that.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
They really do travel forever.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
So crazy. I've never lived in a part of the
country where they have their own little secret things like
this or fireworks, and you know, five hundred thousand people
going on to the banks to sit in the sun
to watch fireworks as they should. I guess so Schmidt.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Bakery is making it easy. They say they're gonna ship them.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I wonder if there's some coin to be made there
to be like a guy that can deliver them. If
you have a truck, pick up a bunch and be
like your own uber driver for them, or your own
u uber eats.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
For Oh yeah, now that's good. Yeah, get like a
little tints that they can Yeah, dude, sure they matched
out on online orders alone the first day, selling over
twenty one hundred dozen in just twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I'm thinking, as a businessman, if someone has a truck,
I'm really the shell in and uh big some cash here.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
You really could make some serious coin.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
With this if this is big.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I mean, like I said, people travel all over the
country for this thing. Do we have somebody to visit
Tom's Guy's.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Oh I thought you were mad about Tom Hop on
a mic Come on to mic here?

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Yeah, Hello, come in to say a couple hello a
couple of times, and we've been red lights on all
the time.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
You are always welcome, You always have the.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Great come in to thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Of course we're talking cherryinglings this morning from.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Cherry the cherry thinglings heard.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
They're the doughnut fritter things. They've got the fresh cherries inside.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
So am I usually dropping all am I allowing her
to bring up stuff that nobody knows about.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Everybody knows about this especially are they good? It's making
the headlines this morning on five, nine, twelve, and nineteen.
They are delicious. If you love donuts like me.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
She only says, everybody's talking about it, but it's stuff
I never heard of.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Well, that's why I bring it to the airwaves in
case you haven't heard of it.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
You know those young'n's and everybody's talking about it on her.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Text, says the young rest friend.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
All the dude shroom is on the phone right now
because we got to talk about We went and saw
the same movie this weekend, that movie Primate.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Oh, I brought the whole family man. My wife, who
I think kind of reluctantly went along because she's not
into big like horror movies in general, but this one
just looked fun.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Was it fun?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
You thought it would be?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I don't know about you, Shroom, but the premise of
a movie, you go with this movie your primate, You go, man,
this could happen.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
It totally could. And you know what, for those that
don't know, I mean, it's about a monkey that gets
that gets rabies. It's kind of like a modern day Kojoe.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
And I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
I laughed. Sometimes there's times where I'm covering my eyes
because it was so horrific. Yeah, but dude, here's the
craziest thing. Somebody brought a baby to the movie.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
A baby.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah. When I was there, there was there was like
a couple like three year olds and stuff that were there,
and I was like, wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
That get it.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
You could hear the baby like you could hear the baby.
At one point it cried briefly. I mean, this baby
was remarkable. I never brought my kids as a baby
to a movie theater. I want to do that, But
but the baby would be cooing. At times. I would
hear like like someone's getting brutally murdered and there's this
baby cooing with delight.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
I mean I get it because, uh, you know, you
don't want to pay a sitter to come over and
pay the outrageous center prices just to go see a movie.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yeah that bringing a baby to a movie theater.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Is as Yeah, because you're going to annoy everybody.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Else and and everyone knows that that is the worst
sound in the world. A crying baby is well.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
This baby and it's defense. I mean, this baby was remarkable.
I don't know how they did it. If the mother
was back there like breastfeeding the baby, they were in
the back row. I don't know what's going on, but
the baby was very quiet, which was impressive, to be
honest with you, because it was a ninety minute movie.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
So yeah, that's the other thing. The movie wasn't outrageously long.
The movie didn't have just jump scares for no reason,
Like my daughters love movies with jump scares, and sometimes
these movies are just built for jump scares, jump scares.
But this movie, Primate had a bunch of It was
a good story. Everything made sense. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Is it scary or is this bloody or both?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
It's worth it, Okay, it all makes sense.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
It is I really want to see?

Speaker 7 (42:46):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, but it's fair.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Yeah, man, I think if you like. I mean, it's violent.
There's some violent scenes in it that are pretty dang graphic.
But I always remind my kids when we were about
to watch movies like that. I'll be like, just remember,
you know, it's not real.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Bit, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, but uh oh they're
teenagers and they handled it just fine.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Ride Trum like, if you've got young teens, it's okay
to take them.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Well, Mike, well, my daughter's teammate son is actually still
on the younger side. To each their own. He's well,
he's uh eleven, so, but but you know, the stuff
that they see on the internet and the games they play,
you should see that. The stuff my son shows me
in Meta Quest. There are some games that are so
realistic where your just like stabbing people and beating them

(43:30):
to death and it looks real and he's like see that.
I'm thinking, uh okay, and I was freaking out, and
I'm thinking, wait a minute. This kind of reminds me
of probably what my parents thought when I was playing
Grand Theft Auto. It's fine, yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Fine, yeah, okay, whatever, it takes to get everybody together.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, in that movie though, I think that that one
you have to see in the theater with people. And also,
did you ever see a movie weapons?

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Weapons was excellent? It was a one.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Chris and I talked about there's a lot of bunch
on here because we loved it so much.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
They're getting really These horror movies are getting really good.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
They are. I mean, there are so many great movies.
So you know, I've been going to movies more and
more and more because you have. There's a lot of
really good ones. I want to see.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Shroman. I recommend going to see a Primate. It's really good.
Go see it.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
It's a great date movie. Bring your shit, bring up baby,
bring a.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Baby, please keep the baby at home.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
All right, Shroom, good talking. Do you have a good
ship today? All right? And later today at ten am
major concert announcement and later Shroom will have tickets for
that band.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
All right, man, I can't wait.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
All right, see you later later, guys. By all right,
second day of the second week of twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Chris, what it's all about to you? Christopher, Thank you
very much. Sarah always all.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Right, thank you very much, and here's your twenty book.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Oh wait for real, I found these in my ge
grocery shopping today. I could use that so that I.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Found this in my jeans. It's let's see twenty. How
much do you think it's here.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
In your geen pocket?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Thirty five bucks? Oh no, I haven't carried cash on
meet in years.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I had sixty eight dollars.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I don't even know why I have it.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah, when was the last time you actually used cash?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I don't know. That's why I have it in my pocket.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It's been in there for decades.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, probably. Uh, Hello, is this who I think it is?
His name is Constantine? Is just a stumble crown a little.

Speaker 11 (45:45):
Every next the girls on Street A Right, his name
is Constantine.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Hello, Constantine, the King of.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Texas Chris. Yeah, the home of Chris.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
He's the home of Lexus King. He's that big fan
of that wrestler, Lexus King. Brian Pillman Junior from Cincinnati. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, I texted him and I sent him a
clip of when you brought him up last time, but
he didn't write back, so apparently, Yeah, Concertina about an
hour ago. I played your prank calls and stuff that
we worked on, calling radio shows. Always good stuff, good times,

(46:29):
Chris prank calling other people. Yeah, now, Connie always always
sitting around writing and all that. So what's happening with you?

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Chris Prussia? Amans had to start that. I'm on a
seafood dight, Chris, good for you. I seafood and I.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
And I.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
You hate it, Chris.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And he's good.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Of the hot house, baby, Chris, you know what?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
You know what show off? I don't trust stairs, They're
always up to something. To get it, you don't trust.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
You don't trust what stars stairs because they're always up
to something.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I'm just last baby. They have a joke, they are
the joke.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Boom gets fine.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
I got the last um serving of a pure coat
on your fat taste.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Why did the match book look sad? Chris?

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Why did the match book?

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Why did the no No, no half book look sad? Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
The math book? Why did okay? Why did the math
book look sad?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Chris? It had too many problems? Good job, all right, Bozo,
I gotta go. I've been out of a toilet paper

(48:31):
for weeks and it's getting a funky in my shirts.
So now I gotta go. Powell was the the accat Hey, Comma,
I got you hunts for five bucks?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Did what for five books?

Speaker 7 (48:51):
I let you out.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
I let you out. I let you for five bucks.
You know me what my eye think?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Okay, I think I'm good for five bucks?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
You let her watch? You know, wash your taint?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yes, I think we got it.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Go a commercial, a song or something to get to
his name.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
You have a good one, Connie, see correct, All right, Connie,
you take care of bud.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Name is constantin there goes the stumble. I love the
song King of.

Speaker 11 (49:41):
The stick Girls off Street. His name is Constantine.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Oh I love that. Man I see on the phone
is Ashley.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Thank you for having me. First off, I am forty
one years old and I am dying.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh no, wait what.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, hold on a minute. Oh my god, Wow, hold
on a minute. Aren't we all dying every day?

Speaker 8 (50:24):
Yes, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I was just hold on like we were just in
the studio and one of the sales lasers and talking
to Sarah, and I picked up the phone and I
just said, Hi, hold on a minute, what's your name?
And you said Ashley, and you were all like, hi,
I'm Ashley, and I said okay, and I wrote it down.
I put it on hold.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Yes, super timper, Yeah, and it Sarah goes.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
What she called him? I said, I don't know, maybe
she's called to yell at me like hi, I'm Ashley.
You're a piece of trash and I hate you, you know.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I just thought it was funny because you were all
happy and stuff, and she still sounds happy, and actually,
what's going on?

Speaker 10 (50:58):
What's no?

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Well, I am actually in heart failure right now. I
found out a year ago that I have two earth
Well now it's two to four years, but at the
time it was three to five before my heart is
going to give out completely.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
You're at forty one years old, So you hear this
news and you go out and you tell people, like
your family, right with someone with you when you heard this,
or were you by yourself?

Speaker 8 (51:27):
My wife was with me.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Okay, So when you're driving home, you have to go
home and tell everyone else.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
Yeah. I had to tell my daughter, I had to
tell my friends, I had to tell my family, and
we really we kind of sat with it for a
little while to kind of process it and deal with
it ourselves before we really told anybody else.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Do you start? Do you start just bending money?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
No?

Speaker 8 (51:57):
Not quite there stuff for my family.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
But is there something that you've done that's been on
your bucket list?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
We have actually accomplished a few things for my bucket list,
and we actually have a gofund me set up that
one of my best friends set up for me because
she's like, you know, you're young, this isn't expected. I
want you to be able to live your life and
do these things and accomplish this because you've been through
so much that you know, the least I can do

(52:31):
is try to help you achieve your dreams.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yea, but why not go out and just max out
your credit cards?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Because she wants to leave it for her family.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
She just said that, I don't want to leave my
family in debt.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
But it's under your name, has nothing to do with you.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Well, whatever money she's done, well.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
The credit money doesn't go to the credit doesn't go
to somebody else.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
Oh I didn't know that. Okay, that's news. I was
trying to be the respond adult and you know, not
leave my family with a ton of dead or anything
like that to take care of after I'm gone.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Ashley, is there a trip or something that you're going
to go on anytime soon?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I would double check on that, So don't go take
it from a disc jockey. I'm pretty sure it doesn't
affect you. It doesn't affect your family if it's under
your name.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Okay, the trips, yes, yeah, I will. As far as
the trips, we do have a couple of trips that
are on the bucket list. I want to go back
to California one more time. I want to go back
to Maine where I was born, you know, show my
daughter where I was born, things like that. I do
have a grandson, so I want to see, you know,

(53:45):
and make memories with them before I'm gone. It's not
so much the doing things because I selfishly want to
do them. It's doing things because I want to get
my family these memories with me.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Well, okay, well how about this, even if it does
effect if your credit does fall onto them, would you
consider getting a quick divorce just so you're separated from them,
the debt falling onto to your wife and and then
you go out and just go berserk with the credit.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
Yeah, we have discussed separation and divorce just because you know,
it's a lot to take on with a dying spouse,
and you know, there's more out there. There'll be more
resources for me as a single woman than a married.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Woman, right, and medical bills exactly.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Yeah, So we have discussed it, but ultimately we just
don't want to be apart from each other. We don't
want to be divorced. Just you know, it makes both
of us feel better knowing we're legally married. Why you're
still together, we know that, but it's been such a

(54:58):
fight just to get our relationship recognized by the government.
It feels like a slap in the state.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, I understand that, but also I got to do
what's best for you, Like what you feel is right,
I know.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
But then if you have all these uh, medical bills
later on, you're kind of ft.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
Yeah. Well I'm lucky. My insurance is fantastic. Yeah, and
it's covered everything. And I'm actually in the hospital right now.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Oh my goodness, So they are actually.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Heart yeah wow.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Oh no, no, no, no, don't let it break your heart.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Please. You're dying.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
That's tough. That's awful, especially for your family because you
seem like such a wonderful person. That's going to be
a big loss for them.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, I'd rather switch places with you.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
It is.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
It is.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
To be huge loss. Everybody has taken it pretty hard.
Most of my friends they're still treating me the same.
But some are still treating me, you know, with kid gloves,
like a little cautious and over here making death jokes.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the thing, you know, I mean,
you gotta spin it. I know it's sad for the
family and stuff, but you know they get to say
goodbye for a while.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
Yeah, exactly. I look at it as a blessing, I know,
you know. Knowing now, I don't take anything for granted.
I live every day as full as I can live it.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Yeah, good for you.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
You know, I have I have my bucket list that
we're going down. We actually have a trip we're going
on in July. We're going to Colorado and treat the
mountains and you know all that because I've always wanted
to go to Colorado, and I I tried to do
my bucket list with you know, things that are achievable

(56:51):
so that I don't feel like I'm not achieving what
I want to accomplish.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
And there's only like.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
One outrageous thing that I'm like, you know, a girl
can dream, but it's probably never going to happen.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, you got to it, But like you gotta be
careful because you're you're in the cold weather, so you've
got to get to where I mean because as a
fluent stuff is out there, you got to be careful.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
Yeah, I do. I have to mask everywhere I go. Yeah,
and I'm limited on I'm not supposed to be out
in public a lot because with my heart being as
weak it is as it is, I'm prone to infection.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Yeah, And how long did they give you to live?

Speaker 8 (57:31):
They gave me three to five years a year ago,
so we're down to two to four now. But the
surgery I'm getting ready to have later today they're going
to put a pacemaker in which they're hoping will give
me another three years.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Okay, now, now do you Is there anything that you
passed up where you're like that ain't worth going for?

Speaker 8 (57:53):
No, I've tried everything. I've done everything. My doctors have suggested.
They actually, my doctor's in town here couldn't really handle me,
so they have me actually seeing Vanderbilt as well.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Oh, hold on, said, I don't know what this person
is calling about maybe they got something for you the
collar you're on the air.

Speaker 9 (58:14):
Uh yeah, I just wanted to let you know. Back
in twenty seventeen, when my mom passed away, she had
a four thousand dollars discover bill, and my lawyer for
the estate said to uh, just don't pay it, disregard it,
said in six months they'll write it off.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Just yeah, that Yeah, that's that's what I kind of say. Yeah.
I mean, it's if you're if that's not your name,
I mean, that's his mom. The same with my mom.
But I don't know how does it work with a
spouse though.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
I would imagine, you know, if their name's not on.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
It, yeah, and they're not responsible.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, I don't know, not tied. I don't know. I
don't know how it works with the spouse. Uh you know,
I think that's different. I think I think it's different
with a spouse. I don't know. I don't know. I'm
not a lawyer, so I don't know. I would look
into it before are going bonkers.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
Yeah, it's probably a good idea.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It's just thinking yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I mean, you know,
I'm sorry you're going through this for your family and
all that stuff. But I'm happy you're in good spirits
and that'll probably uh give you a little bit more
extra time on your heart. I mean, if you're gonna
be bummed down, you know that'll I'm sure. I'm sure
when you're alone, you have your moments.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
Yeah, I do. But I just I try to just
be a beacon of positivity because you know, I mean
too some stuff in my life that's been really rough,
and I know how it feels to be down and low,
and I just never want to be the reason that
someone feels that way.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah, Well, you're never wrong for your feeling. So if
you're feeling a certain way, don't feel bad about that.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Yeah, And that's that's what I do. I just try
to smile and you know, be positive and encouraging and
not be a negative Nancy.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
But it's also okay if you are feeling down. Yeah,
I think it's okay. I think you get a past.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Yeah, well I do still have my moments where I'm
just like, you know, this sucks, that isn't fair, Like
I want more time, But I try not to dwell
on that because I have lived a very fulfilling life.
I have done things that you know, I have been
a military spouse, so that I have had privileges and
done things that the average person doesn't get to do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I'm glad that you feel that way. You feel fulfilled,
and that's what's important.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, I'm glad you were on because you know, I
tell Sarah this kind of stuff every day when she
gets all bummy and stuff. I'm like, you know what,
there's people out there there having problems, like a bad
heart and stuff, and she's like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I want to go to the red This actually is
not a conversation that ever happens, So don't listen to
what he's say.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Well, what's going to happen from now on? I'll be
like Sarah, enough with you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I just would love for Chris to go one day,
just one day without being negative. That's all I'm asking.
We can't even go five minutes in this room without
him being negative.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
So she's already be a negative.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
About you are rubbing off on me, Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I give you well, I'm as well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Please keep in touch with us, Ashley and let us
know how your trip in Jelagos.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, you go to Colorado.

Speaker 8 (01:01:19):
I will definitely thank you. So much for having me on,
and I hope you know people can hear my story
and appreciate life and absolute little more positive.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
There you go, Thank you, Ashley. Yes we need more
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah. Now I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared for you. I
don't know how you're doing it because I get bummed
out with regular stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
So but whatever, Well, happy recovery after your surgery today.
I'm glad that they're going to extend your life. So
this surgery will give you another three years, is what
you're saying.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
Yep, okay, three years.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
And if we don't hear from it, we know, we
know how Chris.

Speaker 8 (01:01:58):
I promise I will stay in touching you. You guys
posted on how I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Sounds great, Ashley, thank you, thank.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
You so much for having me on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Bye bye. There you go, Sir Ashley.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Oh my goodness, Wise up, shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
It's got no no.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Coney on the city. I could seize.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
It's dude, I've had a cold for two weeks straight.
It will not get out of my system. Just when
I think I'm on the up and up, little coughing
fits are still outrun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I don't get sick because I just sit in my
apartment and cry all day. I stay away from people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Well, you probably do that, but you have come in
here sick plenty of times. You'd rather come in work.
You'd rather be sick here work than not be at
work at all. That's right, Yeah, that's correct. That's what
we do around here, anything to avoid getting let go.
So it doesn't matter if you've tried everything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Every ninety days, your head is on the block, on
the block.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
If you've tried everything, just to wake up in the
morning but you're still feeling pretty groggy, there's a new
trend because there's always something trending to help you wake up. Yep,
videos on TikTok and all over social media. You just
got to get up and start jumping.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, jumping fifty times every morning. Say you get up,
you do your little tinky business, have a couple SIPs
of coffee, and you just start jumping fifty times.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
I've never done this before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I don't even know the last time I did stuff
like jumping jacks, which I would imagine that you could
probably do fifty jumping Jackson be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, yeah exactly. I mean, this isn't I'm willing to
try this. Well, it's just general getting your blood in
your heart movement going. So yeah, yeah, it's not like
a big surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Not like some hack, right, But I don't think it's
something that we've thought to do of before. You know,
the first thing when I wake up, I'm not thinking
I'm going to just start jumping. But I guess they're
saying doctors are weighing in. They're like, yeah, lots of
perks with this. You start with more energy, You're in
a better mood. Less bloating helps with inflammation, also with
muscle building and lymphatic drainage, like reducing the swelling.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
I haven't had. I'm pretty fortunate. I haven't had any
any of the soreness and all that stuff. And since
I have my surgery and all that, I've been eatn cleaner,
So I'm pretty good with that. And I don't wake
up crog. You haven't in a long time because I'm
so used to getting up. It's been twenty something years.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Yeah, I think once you're in a certain pattern, but
I could always always use like an extra boost, So
I ain't above trying this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I'm always up before my alarm.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I might start jumping tomorrow morning, do it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Jump on the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah, wake up Mini. That's the last thing we need
is to wake up the Queen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
My little pup and doesn't sleep in the bed, right.
It depends on the night and how ladies up the
night before. I mean, our schedules could not be more opposite.
He's a night out, so pretty much when I'm waking
up in the morning is when he's going.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
To bed all over the place. Oh yeah, got it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I see the stripper bills all the time. You always
get the updates about the games the night before. The
Steelers can get it done again, please. That was the
first thing I saw this morning when I woke up.
Steelers lost. Good news.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Now everybody in the AFC North is on the couch
for the super Bowl, So.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
There you do. You can celebrate all you want.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
We're all finishing in the same spot, not at the
super Bowl, that's right. It doesn't matter who went further,
whether you are the Steelers or the Browns.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
We all suck together.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
So but anyways, Yeah, starting the day with fifty jumps
has been proven for a bunch of good stuff to
get your day started.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
You can edit that way too, Just just bounce bounce,
bounce right off your apartment building.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Why don'd you even say that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
We get here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
No, you know it's funny because they say you shouldn't
drink coffee before you go to bed. Some people drink
coffee before they go to sleep at night. Do you
ever hear those people you do that? I don't know.
Some people would sleep better after they have like a
warm cup of coffee or whatever, or like a hot
cup do like a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Hot cup of tea. Yeah, I'm supposed to help you out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, I can't do that. Or warm milk. I don't
get that either.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
No, I've never done the warm milk thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I've tried that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
I take my melatonin pills and hope for the best.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I've tried that too. I can't do it. I
tried that up to well last year, I tried it,
and I can't melton either. Yeah, okay, yeah, Now my
thing is pretty simple. I put on headphones and I
put on the brown noise into my headphones and I'm out.
I'm pretty strict with going to bed. I'm in bed
by at least no litter in eight forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Oh yeah, we're in bed every night by seven or
seven thirty and I love it. And over the holiday
we put on the fireplace. Remember I told you about
that viral fireplace video.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yeah, that thing will get you to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
If you like the sound of like crackling wood, the
fire going.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I can deal with the sound nice. The light in
the room I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Deal with not too bright for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
It's a kid Chris show EBN