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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chris Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's a guy on another station in town called Kid Chris.
He's the least entertaining, least twenty person you ever heard.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
In fact, I'd listened to Kid Chris. He's terrible. The
Kid Chris sho, why why'd you say that? Why'd you
make that noise?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Or just in you're making fun of people ever.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Really worked with? You didn't flame them all down?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, they make fun of us, so it's fair.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, trade does trade from sales.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
And that is exactly who we're making fun of this
morning Trade.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
One day he came into the studio and he just
said to Sarah, why why did you make that noise
on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
He was listening to one of our bits, and I
think I was trying to do an impression of a goat.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why to do that?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
He's from South Carolina, so he talks like they, and I.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Feel like the only time he comes in.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And talk to us is the critique.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Something yeah, is to give us a hard time.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, And then when you shoot back at him, then
he goes, that's stupid, and.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Then he walked out. Every time that's stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
And he sounds just like that exactly that's whenever he
gets mad.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's what That's why I get all the anger at
me is because when I call it back at them
and it's right, they get mad and.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Then it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Why do you say that?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Why did you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was like damn Trey morning.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like, hey, good morning. That was dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
That was stupid. We love Trey, we really do.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, trust me. Look, yeah, because if I if I'm
well for me, I can only speak for me. If
I'm ignoring you, then that's a problem we give.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
We give each other a hard time because we care.
That's how we work around.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Family.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah. Yeah, family, you always break their balls.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's like a big locker room.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Look, I talked to everybody here. My own family. I
really don't talk to like, yes you do. No, No,
I'm not talking about the ones that are here like
my my uh you know, my family back north and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh your dad down in.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Florida, I don't talk to I mean yeah, so that
in mind.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I feel like if I went a day without talking
to my dad, I'd get a text like ay, uh
you doing okay, you're alive?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, right, it's going on.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, I at least text with my parents every day.
I talk to my mom on the phone just about
every single day, and I see him probably once a week.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I can't tell you the last time I heard my
father's voice.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's so sad.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well it said in your because of what you.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I guess it just depends on your relationship. Maybe
that's a good thing that you haven't heard them. That's stupid.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, Dad, If my dad sounded like that, i'd call
him every day. Whenever I hear my dad like last,
Like if if someone brings up my father, all I
hear in my head.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is no, well I know exactly where you got your
vocals from. Turn it down. No, I don't do that
to my father, likes son.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, I don't do that to my kids.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Your daughter got a guitar for Christmas. I was your
big gift. How's that going great?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
She uh uh uh, not you sory.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
The day before I picked up from uh, she had
she cheered at her basketball school basketball and then she goes,
I'm gonna go play my guitar. And I said, do
it and play it loud. And it's true. And and
because that's the direct opposite, I get it. I wanted
the guitar when I was growing up. My mom got
me one for my birthday for Christmas, and all my

(03:20):
dad did was scream and say, you know, turn it down.
So I sold the amp I and I put the Guitar.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Dreams to bed. Was it's going to take lessons or
is she just kind of doing a self taught thing?

Speaker 6 (03:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, she she's learned how to do all these different
braid things with hair and all that stuff. She helps
her mom do her hair and all that by learning
it through Facebook or through uh YouTube and TikTok and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
So I said, isn't that incredible People out in jobs
like you can just hop on YouTube instead of hiring somebody.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, yeah, I didn't have all that when I was
I learned tablature, which is a way to learn guitar
and stuff. I would buy the tableature books, but now
you can just do it on YouTube and stuff. So
I said, anything you want to learn, you can find
on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So just do it.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Uh, And I said, if you need strings or guitar
picks or anything like that, you call me.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'll get whatever you need. I'm doing it directly. Yeah,
my father did. Yeah. If I said, hey, Dad, I
broke a string, hang yourself with it. You're that would
have happened.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Stop. It is amazing how much everything has changed. I
mean back when I was in middle school. In high school,
I did take what was it, piano and flute. I
took lessons twice a week at some old ladies house. Yeah,
well see that's not I always dreaded it.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, my daught my oldest Grace wanted to you know,
she loved my keyboard and would play on it all
the time. And uh then it became where her grandmother
was like, let's get her lessons.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
And I was like, I'm tied of listening to marry
Ott a little lamb.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well it was like, well she just plays around on that.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Once you put, once you make, it become lessons, it
becomes a job, and then that's not fun anymore. And
exactly what happened. So I I, you know, that's why
to get guitar. It's like, no, don't do the lessons.
Let her just play when she wants.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I hated doing the lessons and it was twice a
week and made a drive far and sitting in some
stinky old house. Yeah, I'd always fake that I'm sick
or something. My Mom's like I don't care. We're going
we're paying for these.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And yeah, and then that's when you stop enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, that's I get both sides. Well, the creativity. You
can't turn it on and turn it off. It comes
when it comes. So when she feels like it, you
just do it.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah. So I'm glad she got that from you though.
That's a cool gift. I saw it the photos on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah. I travel around.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Town just to get that get you know it was
It had to be a pink guitar, so I had
to do all the research and find the right one.
And the one I got it was a little banged up,
so I had to bring it to a guy to
have it all fixed up. Wow, I had to get
a what they had a plastic nut on the top.
Those don't keep guitars in tune well, so I had
to go get a bone nut put in there that
keeps the guitars are better and put in tune and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I did work on it.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Man, your blood, sweat and tears went into this gift. Yes,
very cool. Mom. Glad it's working out for Dad of
the Year.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, I want her to be the next Kirk Colbain,
minus the heroine.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I was gonna say, minus all the drug stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
You have the drugs, suicide, all that stuff, but everything else.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yes, keep on rocking out, Addie. We're proud of you.
Oh oh, I do breaking all the rules. That's right.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Can I just send you the song you can listen
to it. We can go back to the old guy.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, I don't want to go back. We're moving forward
this year. Onwards and upwards, Christopher, upwards, Yeah, moving on up.
All the people voted on this one too. I mean
we asked the listeners.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now they're just doing it for tickets.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
They didn't even ask for anything. We'll see they don't
need that screeching dude in their ears. Got enough of
that that I got sleep last night, Christopher, watch out.
So in Louisville there's this Guy's name is James Sullivan,
his name is Er. He's making the headlines the other days.

(07:14):
I got too much sleep. The other day stopped into
a Thornton's gas station.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I love Thornton's too.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
They got good coffee. Yeah, which leads me to my
next point.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
There's a Thornton's right by where I live, and the
gas seems to be really good prices there, and the
store is clean.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Always clean. Yeah, it's kind of like a little Bucky's.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, and it's got you know, the ATM right there
a I mean, yeah, I didn't realize it was there,
and I saw the prices, I was like, oh oh,
And I went in there and got gas and I
went inside to get gum huh and uh.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I was like, oh, this place is awesome.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah. I love a Thornton's gas station.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, So I'm very happy with that. Thank you gun.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah. So James got himself some donuts and not good coffee.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
James walked in flashed his silver police badge that was
right there on his hip. Problem is he's not an
actual police officer, James, Come on, Jim, I guess he
used some fake badge to get that free coffee and donuts.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh they do that for the cops.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
What this is? I had no idea that coffee and
donuts were free to police officers. I don't know if
that's a Thornton's thing, or if that's just kind of
a rule anyworth that there's coffee and donuts.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Is that an insult to the cops?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I kind of feel like it is now, I know
why we're we're always seeing them eating donuts and drinking coffee. Yeah,
maybe going to Thornton's a lot.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
But a Thornton's employee called the police, the real police, saying, hey.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Real cops, there's a fake cop here.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Got another fake saying that this is not his first
time that he's tried to pull this stunt. So now
he's been charged with impersonating a police officer and theft.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Why would you want to impersonate a police officer and
in this.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Day because you get free coffee and donuts, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Or you get shot by somebody.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Not if you're going into a Thornton's. I think you're
pretty safe there.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
God, I couldn't imagine.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, So his mug is everywhere. This is Ah, this
is our friend James. A typical guy.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, but he looks like he can pull that off.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
It looks like he could work here at Ihearts.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Wow, just a normal just a normal dude.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Well yeah yeah he could. White guy, yeah, saying he blends.
He really blends in kind of does look like he
could be a police officer. So I guess he's tried
it a few times. And it was a few too many.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Just for I mean, that's not even worth it. Pay
the five bucks, yeah, if that for coffee and a donut.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I feel like their coffee is not that expensive.
That's not worth it, dude, No, it's not. Now he's
behind bars and good luck.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Now it's gonna be hard to get for you to
get a job out of Thornton's because of what you
just did.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Exactly what a douche.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
No more coffee and donuts for James.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, I mean after something like that, you may not
be able to even go into one anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
They may not even allow you in there.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I wonder how much time you have to do for
someting like that.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, it depends. I mean I would imagine there's something
like that. He may just get like some kind of uh.
I mean, if it's just the first time getting popped
or something like that, he may just have to pay
some hefty fine and be on probation. But still, I mean,
now it his bugshots everywhere, and now when he goes
for a job, they're going to google his name like
everybody does. Yeah, and they're gonna see that and be like, oh,
this guy's a clown.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Canal from US. Yeah right, and I guess he does
have a lengthy criminal history.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh boy, it's not.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Looking good for James. But whatever your vibe is, there
is a mini to match it at I seventy one
at Stewart or just visit Cincinnatimini dot com.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Well they make a fake like police car for a
guy like that, like a mini police car.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Nothing fake at Cincinnati Mini have a spot. We don't
be a clown right now, Wi Mouth, Thomas, don't be
a clown.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hi Sex, Good morning everybody, Hi Thursday.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
How about our basketball teams last night? Getting it done?

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Bob Bob Miller with a double double at twenty five
points and eleven rebounds. Is Cincinnati knocks off Colorado seventy
seven six, bear Cats up by as much as twenty one,
had never trailed. So number two Iowa State comes to
town Saturday at two pm and the third arena Trey
Carroll with twenty nine points. Is Xavier beat Butler at

(11:39):
Centas Center eighty nine seventy five. The Musketeers are eleven
and seven, three and four. Now in the Big East.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
What are you thinking about Phil Castellini getting booed last
night at that game. Whatever you know, do they announce
that big partnership with Davy and.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Everybody that had the word, had that noise come out
of their mouth will be at every single Reds game,
yourself and Xavier game.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Knock it off.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
Kentucky wins on a miracle shot at the buzzer, edging
LSU seventy five seventy four. Malachi Marino with the game
shot with the game winning shot as Kentucky goes to
eleven and six. Texas upset tenth rated Vanderbilt last night.
So just throw three stand undefeated in the nation. Soman Miami,

(12:24):
Miami RedHawks, Arizona, and Nebraska are all eighteen to zero tonight.
In college action, Detroit Mercy up against NKU Mercy women's basketball.
Last Yaya Maya Perry with a twenty four point Cincinnati
wins over UCF sixty three fifty nine. High school basketball,
Western Hills guard yah Yah Parish with fifty points last night,

(12:46):
West High knocks off Woodward seventy two to sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
What's his name? Yah Yah?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's a lady?

Speaker 10 (12:51):
Is it's a girls basketball? Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
When I said Yaya.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
Yah Yah Parish is her name?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Dude? That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 9 (13:00):
Let's see, there are reports of the Bengals and DJ
Turner's agent have had preliminary talks about a contract extension.
Four former Bengals are going to be going into are
going to be inductees into the College Football Hall of
Fame class of twenty twenty six. Running back to John Carter,
wide receiver Peter Warwick, running back Garrison Hurst who was

(13:22):
the Bengals out of Georgia in nineteen ninety six, and
corner Terrence Newman who was with the Bengals in twenty
twelve and twenty fourteen.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Seg, what did you think about that Cam Taylor Britt
video that Megan Monngelo posted yesterday.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
I don't worry about that. Yes, that's your business mind.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
But if he was a Steeler, you'd be all over him. Gone, he's.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Him.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
What I say a thing?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
He was in a back seat.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Can't drive a clock in the morning.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh yeah, he was in the back seat and the
girl just ran off.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
The car is in his name.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, but he was in the back seat.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
Got better things to talk about former.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Unless it was a Steeler cloud, he should be under investigation.
And he kicked former.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Good and then he was injured the next day at practice.
Now we know why.

Speaker 9 (14:14):
Former Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harball is finalizing a
deal to become the next head coach of the New
York Football Giants.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's a difference.

Speaker 9 (14:23):
Let's see what else is going on NHL tonight, Vancouver
up against the Columbus Blue Jackets, and in our beloved
Cyclones are back in action tomorrow and Saturday afternoon against
Rapid City.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
And it's free Hawaiian shirt Day on Saturday. How cool
is that? Wait, it's gonna be fun. And we got
Reds Fest this weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Get hype. You got all those people that boot are
gonna be at that too.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Everything kicks off with a bronze and a royal concert
on Friday night.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Well, it said you'll be hammered at that, right, you
take your palenties off and throw want to always get drunk.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I'll be in the front row with my shirt off.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, with B a B on the front and A
on the back.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
I'm his number one fan.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, I don't do it. I love that that guy
sticks around though. I think it's cool.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Well his wife's here, yeah, yeah, trust me, he'd be gone.
You think so hundred.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
He'd be in Florida on the boat.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yes, it's a wreck bonus, Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he would
not be in Kentucky. I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (15:31):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Why are you're still here? I love it here. My
wife told me to say.

Speaker 10 (15:35):
That he has a loaderful climate.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
One day it's sixty five, the next day it's forty
five below zero.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It's great. Yeah, it's like malaria.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Kentucky's where it's at.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
It's like living. It's like the weather is like having
the flu.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Hello, my baby, and all my honey and add all
my racks on goal.

Speaker 10 (15:56):
Hissed by one baby.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
My heig's on fomb section, open up the red vessel, this.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Baby telephone and tell me I'm your.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah on a home and a hands one O two
seven W A E B N.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hello, yeare.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Ross, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
It's it's such an occasion in a moment i've called.
Before I called, I was just sitting here thinking that
a song as sweet as what you all sound like
in the morning would sound like E B and rocking.
It's it's, it's, it's it's Chris. Is your name Chris?

(16:48):
Or kid like I've heard Christopher. I've heard the lady
that you work with, say Christopher.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
But Hi, I am the lady.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Hey, what is your name?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I go by many names.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Give us one.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
What do you? What do you? Are? You up late
or up early?

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
A few things, a sort of things.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
You know, if if up early and the sun is
not shining, that would be a late start to some
people's days.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
But what do you do for work?

Speaker 11 (17:26):
For work? I?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Uh uh, it's one of those things. I listened to
you all, and I tried to send little floating heads
and little fought bubbles to you that you can actually
see hanging in the air. That's one of those things
that top the tower.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
There there is one who knows of such things. He watches,
he watches work.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
What is going on? Who is this?

Speaker 5 (17:51):
The frog atop of the tower would tell you if
you if you climbed up there and ask him.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
What's funny?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
The of our company?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Probably that would be a three teams.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
This is Joe, he's up there.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I called, I called. I went to the w Eban
website and it had features, and I was looking for
a picture of what I might see. I'm looking for work.
Are you all hiring.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Unfortunately, were going.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
To move on to the interview basics.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
We are actually hiring for sales.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I have to record a commercial for us.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, a commercial.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Oh I sent.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I sent a clip in it was talking about being
a long time listener. You may have heard it that
that that's I think that would just rake them in.
They would just come in hand over fists. But that's
the thing though.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
What was the last job you had? What was the
last job you had?

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Last job?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
That was the last job?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I worked inside and out side. When I was inside,
I was just being inside and working. Do you think
of what the outside thinks of the inside workers here
and there? Yeah, there's all sorts of collars. What color
would your color be? Or color?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
We're going to get gone, Chris, We got to move on.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, we'll see you later.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Man, it's such a pleasure. I will call a game.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
No, no, I don't do that. That's fine. We're good.
We had our film, but I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Get back to work to the inside and the outside
and here in.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
The Christopher, oh, Verizon cut them off.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
We'll have more on that later on.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
What do you think that did for work?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I think the wire doing things the Safe Dead Living. Yeah, yeah,
something with wires. I don't know if he's inside or
outside or you know.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yesterday I went to Crow.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I had to stop at Kroger, and seeing the dudes
bring the carts into the building was that was one
of my jobs. I was the concrete cowboy rounding up
the Silver Buffalo for many years.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Big especially when they get a long stack of them.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well yeah, yesterday. Well no, no, those guys now have
that little machine that helps them. I didn't have that
when I was coming along.

Speaker 11 (20:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I see the kids out there pushing them. No machine.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, well I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
The guys at the Kroger that I go to have
the machine, and I didn't have that at the Wegmans
up in Syracuse. And I woke worked outside in the
deep snow and all that stuff, and it was snowing yesterday.
It was cold, and I was like, I felt for
those guys, and I always bring the carts back to
the rack.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Oh if you don't, you're a terrible person.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, well, because I had to go. This was a
giant parking lot too.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
If you look up at the on Google whatever and
look at the Wegmans in de Wittney, York.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Look at the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, I'll have to do that.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah. I worked that entire thing, and all the.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Carts were always put away, weren't they.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I did it, Yeah, but because of you, Yeah, those
people then didn't do that. So I had to go
out there and get them all. And you'll see that
whole parking lot.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I hate when I see that people just getting lazy. Yep,
not putting them back. It's going to run right into
somebody else's car.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
The worst was do that.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
The worst was when I was pushing those big carts
into the building. Somebody like would just go here you
go a partner and they would just push the cart
at me. Yeah, while I'm pushing the giant line of
carts and I'm supposed to stop and just grab that thing.
But anyway, so and I was like, looking at that job,
I'm like, man that I remember that job. And then

(21:34):
I remember having trying to get a job where I
thought I was going to get this job where I
was like, oh, I am going to totally get this,
and you think you're going to get the job, and
he didn't get it, and it was going to be
cleaning offices, and it's all I.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Couldn't hire you for that?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
And I thought I was going to get it because
I'm like, well, what do you what are you going
to be?

Speaker 12 (21:54):
Well?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Did you have a background in cleaning?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
But I was like, probably easily get a job just
wearing a head and walking around at night in emptying
waste baskets. I'm like, why why wouldn't I be able
to do this? So I go in and I go, no, No,
we're not going to hire you for that.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm like, was it kind of like a was it
kind of like a hoidy toyy business?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It was just some office building. And I thought after I,
after you leave and you get turned down for that job, You're.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Like, go back to the carts.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I'm like, what what what am I? What?

Speaker 13 (22:22):
What?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Am I? What? What do the I wanted to call
back and be like, what why?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Why am I a loser where I can't just go
in empty waste paper baskets?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Hey? I was still I was still able to get
hired a Victoria's Secret when the only thing on my
background was the Easter Bundy being the easter Bunny at
the mall.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Hey, our phone number in here is five Wood three
seven four nine one oh two seven.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think his same is Joe. Is that your name, Joe?

Speaker 11 (22:49):
Yes, sir, how you doing today?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
What's up, Joe? What are you calling about?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Good morning?

Speaker 11 (22:53):
Well, I got you a boring job at a nasty job.
When I was in high school, I worked for a
grocery chain store and every Thursday I had to sort
pop bottles. Now years ago, when they had pop bottles,
you got two cents for every bottle that you got,
and they had these bends and every every Thursday I'd

(23:13):
go in there after school and have to sort all
in pop bottles. I'll tell you what, it was, the dirtiest,
nastiest job I ever seen them had. Yeah, you would
believe inside pop bottles. You remember that. I remember you
used to had to get two cents for every pop
bottle when you got to exchange your bottles before.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, yeah, and I know, I know, like the exchange
bottle thing was always out front of the grocery store
I worked at, and it was always a bunch of
bees and stuff around that thing.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Is that kind of what you're talking about? Some gross
stuff inside?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (23:46):
Yeah, you and be surprised after condoms up. You name it, pamponds,
you name this stuff. Man, nasty? It was nasty.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
But what about the job, the boring job he said
he had that was boring doing that for all night?
That sounds fun doing the same day.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
You know, there's something for everyone.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
You didn't put those things on a stick and chase
your friends around.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
That makes for a good Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah right, I mean, come on, you gotta be creative.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
It chased me around.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, I can imagine. Now I stayed.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I stayed away from it because of all the bees
and stuff. Uh, Ashley, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Good morning, Ashley, Hi.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Good morning. So my worst job was working in the
house keeping at a casino.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh but that doesn't sound boring.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
Room it was five bucks played five bucks a room.
You had fourteen and you got fifteen if it was
a sweet But some of the stuff you'd come across,
it wasn't worth cleaning the rooms for five dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh no, uh uh? What was something you came across?

Speaker 8 (24:50):
The gross was being a correctional officer at a prison.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well yeah, but what but what was the boring part
of the other one? That sounds like you would find
some coolster yourself.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
Yeah, you know, and that's boring. You can't Back then,
I you know, you didn't have any other way to
play music other than you know, a walk walking age.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah that's okay.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
Yeah, I don't work by myself. I mean you'd see
some entertaining things in a casino hotel room.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, like what.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Oh you know, like people's deepest, darkest secrets.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, just people are leave them laid out. Yeah. Yeah.
People are just nasty period.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Everybody.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
We're all gross.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, everybody is.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Now.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
I've always had a habit after that to clean my
room before I leave because they don't get paid enough.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
You got to think about that when you when you
when you stay at places, especially like an Airbnb or
a hotel room and stuff. You know, especially now, you know,
if you leave something behind, you're like, who cares?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Nobody? Nobody knows me.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
They dude, they could go and look at your Facebook
page and just go downstairs if I know who you
were in the room, and then they just go and
they look you up on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Especially with the airbnbs, they have a checklist of what
you got to do before you can check out.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
True that, and then they can also on your account
they rate you as well.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, and they'll go on there and be like that
guy left like a dirty ass condom in my room.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
And then they could go against you. Yeah, kind of
like getting a bad credit.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, hey, you're on the air. What's up?

Speaker 7 (26:25):
And none? I had a born job for you.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
I worked at R and R Donnelley and they had
us standing in one spot all day. We took one
piece of paper and put it inside a folder all
day long.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
What do you mean.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
They had the Audi pamphlets that they sent out to
people for AUBI and you take a card from for
all the customers and stuff, and they just had us
put one Audi card in a folder and then they'd
ship them out to the customers.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
That could probably make you go crazy for a while.
How long were you at that job.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
For We worked there for about a week.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh yeah, and then you said forget it. And you
were like, forget it, I'm out of here this joking.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Yeah, you literally stood in one spot all day just
putting that piece of paper in a bolder.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
No, No, be honest, that's great At first, where you're
like this is awesome, I want that job.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, easy peasy.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Well yeah, I was like, oh, it's easy.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
But then about eight hours then you're like, oh when.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
You when you go for that job, did they warn
you that you're going to be bored?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (27:33):
No, they act like that it was a good job
and that you were going to I mean, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Probably that you could work up in the company. Promised
a lot of opportunity, but you got to start with
the papers.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yes, yeah, I don't know. I I don't like doing stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Like I guess like people that are on the outside
looking in as far as like, uh, working what I
do for radio, like it's I guess considered work all
day because I'll take notes on stuff and all that.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
But when you love what you do, it's not work.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
You would day in your life.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, this isn't really work for me, But other people
look at it as work. It's like they'll say, it's
a common thing. Man, does it ever shut off? It's
like no, even if I wasn't working, coming to this
and doing this every day, I still would do that,
you know, because.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
You've been doing it for so long now you get
in the habit.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, and I would still I would still be doing
it because it's just what I enjoy doing. And then uh,
but I look at that and if I was standing
all day to take it a piece of paper and
putting it in an envelope or whatever you're saying there,
I would know at five o'clock I'm clocking out and
I could go do whatever I want, you know what
I mean, I would.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Still know that from Sometimes you just can't disconnect from Yeah, right,
what do you do?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
What do you do now?

Speaker 7 (28:53):
I work at a merchants cold storage. I'm a four
clist operator.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, so yeah that's all another thing. Yeah, all right,
well stay safe.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, that'll keep you busy. And that board, Yeah it's
having a forklift. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, it makes you think.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
What about the guy that's gotta like a stand it
just holds a slow sign or the stops?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Oh my gosh. We see those in Covington all the time.
They're always doing work on the roads, And I'm like,
how did that guy draw the short straw? You don't
have to do that job, you know what I mean?
I feel like that would be boring.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
He gets who gets voted to do that?

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Are you the guy that can't hold the good con?
Orre you the guy that like farted at lunch.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
They side like who does what job with the road work?
You know what I mean? Yeah, and then the other
guy's gotta beat them in on like the walkie talking
like a flip the signe, what's the code. We appreciate
them though, because they're keeping everybody safe and I think
they make damn good money doing it.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
They're standing there smoking and the other guy on the
other end just goes and then he flips it from
slow to stop. Yep, yeah, stop the slow.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Probably making better money than all of us, So they're
so important yep. And imagine you're out there on a
really nice day, not a bad gig, but yeah, you're
just by yourself. Yeah, because you can't be on your phone.
You can't be scrolling Twitter and TikTok while you're doing that.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You got to pay attention, right, You gotta wait for
the guy to tell you to flip.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
The side, and you don't want to get run over it.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Don't break any rules.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I'll do my best.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
That's right. That's what it says.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Did we clarify the with that one?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's what it says. Cony on the city. Oh, I
don't know why that's doing that.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
What's up, Sarah going very cool. Well, they're not saying
what the disruption was or clarifying if it was a
cyber attack or not.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Well, they're not going to say that if nobody knows,
they're not going to say that.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Their lips are sealed. But almost two million Verizon customers
on Wednesday dealt with million dealt with a seven hour
service interruption. Thank god it wasn't me. I can't I

(31:38):
would have been unwell, you wouldn't have survived either, Christopher.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I don't even know if I even looked at my
phone yet. I was so busy yesterday.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
If you dealt with it, you were in the SOS mode,
which we all know that sucks. Yeah. No connection down
detector said it happened across the US with the highest
reported outages. Not actually here in the Tri State though,
but really high in New York City, Atlanta, Charlotte, and

(32:11):
North Carolina, lots of where like the big hubs are
for you know, flying and stuff like that. Oh my god,
I'm glad I wasn't flying, dude. SOS mode sucks so bad.
I have a panic attack anytime my phone goes into SOS.
I'm hope and then you can't check down detector because

(32:33):
your phone is down.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Check if my.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Phone is what do you do? How do you know?
And then you can't check down detector on Twitter because
you can't get on Twitter. Down down and up down down.
Anytime Instagram goes down or Facebook, I am mediately get

(33:00):
on Twitter like what are we doing? Like are we
all down? Or is it just me? You know? But honestly,
what's so fun Cincinnati needs to see that I'm wearing
reds gear at all times. I did thanks to our friends.

(33:22):
It's some studying mini. It is so cute. Thank god
my phone is not an S O S so everyone
can see it. But what's so funny is that my
views are down.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
They're down.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
You are ridiculous, but you know, it's so funny. Verizon
hopped on actual Twitter to tell people, even though these
people couldn't see, but they were like. Verison was like, look,
we understand how important reliable connectivity is. And it's like, no,
you don't.

Speaker 12 (34:13):
You are Horizon. You don't get this.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh my god, shut up so I can get through this. Police.
We are almost out of it, I promise, Oh God
calling the police on you and on Verizon. But Verizon
was like, we apologize for this inconvenience. Dude, seven hours

(34:56):
is a really that's got to feel like a week,
I know it. But they said the outage has been resolved.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I dare, but ma'am, you're not a client of ours.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I I do have Horizon, but I did not have
to deal with this issue yesterday. Thank god. This is
really cool.

Speaker 13 (35:19):
Though.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
They do say that they're going to provide account credits
to those that had to go through it. In their
words though not mine, but so if you had to
go through it yesterday, you should be credited. I mean
maybe five bucks, I would guess. I think about the

(35:44):
people though, that did miss out on work opportunities, you know,
like calls, emails, things like that, like they were super interrupted. Yeah,
if they had an interview they had to go on
or something.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Because they had to put their phone down and actually work.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Or if their kid tried to get in touch with
them at school, like you do. Think about emergency situations
like ooh, not good. Almost two million people had to
go through it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh no, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Do you know anyone that went through those No? I
know adults, yeah, most adults own a cell phone.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, and they moved on with their life stuff though.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Seven hours. Man, what would your daughters do if they
had to go seven hours without their cell phones? They're
at that prime age where they're on at twenty four
to seven.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, I've seen them when they've had their phones taken away.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Oh is it a meldown first world problem? Yeah, we
can't survive without them anymore.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's said.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
No, I can actually say you actually no, yesterday you
would go a little cuckoo.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I know you.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
No, Yes, yesterday I got a text yesterday and my
phone was charging, and I totally forgot it was charging.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I had to respond to somebody back. I give show
it to you.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
See, I can. I can attest my My husband is
really good at not relying on his phone.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
He's actually don't even know where it's at right now.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Half the time when or I'll leave it in the car.
I've done that here, or and I've left it at home.
I've had to drive back home to go get it.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, I don't care. I don't if I phone.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
If some guy grabbed my phone and ran off with it,
I'd be like Saya the bell with it.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Though.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Please, if you're gonna take it, take on the bill. Yeah,
but I think of everyone. I mean, everyone thinks that
we're too available now like we have the cell phone,
it doesn't mean that you can always just get in
touch with me.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
That's why I put on the D and D as
soon as I leave here. The D and D is on.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
No.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I don't, I uh don't don't like the phone. But whatever,
but thank you Sarah. At least go ahead and.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Tell them, well, whatever your phone vibe is or just
your vibe in general, there is a mini to match it.
Uh huh at I seventy oneted Stewart or at Cincinnati
Mini dot com. I am wearing my brand new Cincinnati
Mini hat today.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Here's this work.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Go check it out Instagram because my phone is working.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Hello, you're on the air. Collar.

Speaker 14 (38:15):
His name is Constantine's just just a stumble.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
King of the crown, a little lean every stickers off street.

Speaker 14 (38:34):
His name is Constantine.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Hell, what's up, Connie? How you doing bod nothing? You
know what?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Man?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm sorry. You know Constantine I met in Philadelphia. He
lives in Philadelphia, and unfortunately your Eagles got bumped out
of the playoffs. I was cheering for for the Eagles.
You know, I have a parts. Part of my heart
is in Philadelphia, you know that.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Yeah, we wanted a Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, I know to look at it, yeah yeah, but uh,
you know I was cheering for the Eagles.

Speaker 13 (39:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
The only team that's left, because you know, being from
up state New York, is the Bills.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Other than that, that's it.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
But if they get knocked out this weekend, over, I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
The NFL's over this weekend if the Bills get bounced.
But other than that, man, how are.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
You, Chris? I'm fine. I used to be attected to
soap and now I'm clean.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Justted no time.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Wow, Connie, I didn't know you had an addiction issue.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
I correct.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Joke about you have a joke about construction, but.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
I'm still all working on it.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
He's still working on it.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Hey share Uh, I will tell you, hey, choke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.

Speaker 13 (40:19):
Shake the road, click click like boo wow, that's good stuff.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Yep, all right, Bozo, I gotta go. I can't sit
here and save your uh and save your trashy show.
You have to do one had to be funny by
your couf.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Now, sick fans in and out.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That's good stuff, all right. It takes Connie. You take care, buddy.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
You could find grand boy.

Speaker 14 (40:57):
His name is Consonants, the stumble.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
King of the frank every.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
Hestiers are Street.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
His name is Constantine.

Speaker 15 (41:19):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah, the kid Chris showed there's a lot of stuff
to talk about. And uh, you know what I was
thinking to because you know we're a music station. Uh,
and we want to talk about like newsworthy stuff. Why
not have where we do like uh, just a little experiment,
a little.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Musical like news thing. We'll have like a like opera news.
What do you think do like opera news? Here we go.
Mike Tomlin just retied nineteen series and as head coach

(41:57):
for the Pittsburgh Steve just doesn't fury no way. I
only retired.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
The lazy seasons head coach of the Steelers in a
losing season.

Speaker 15 (42:21):
You and the superball do we never heard a losing season?

Speaker 10 (42:27):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 15 (42:30):
In legal develance, Congressman James come Off announced that the
House will vote on.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Contempt of Congress.

Speaker 15 (42:39):
Charges against Bill and Hillary Clinton next week. The couple
fail to appear for depositions related to the Epstein investigation.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Though they claim they.

Speaker 13 (42:53):
Are targets off selective prosecut.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Local reports including US fatal head on RECONTI waiting Kentucky to.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Cincin. Nazi City Council and Nepua.

Speaker 15 (43:13):
Mustly condemned the fatal lie shooting in Miniast and requested
that a further origions no longer whims.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
During local bodies. There you go.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
That's that's all you need to know there right there
in song?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, they want to you know. So that's what we're
trying to do, mesh everything together. So does it's musical information.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Everything you need to get your day started. You want
to have a conversation on educational chat, It's right, dude,
if you needed to study for a test or something
in school, right, that would be the way to do it.
Like through song. Just listen to it.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Over and over, right, and no matter what format I.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Want to use that back when I was at Fairfield.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
What version? What format do you do? You want to do?
The news in tomorrow? Rap so hip hop tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Oh yeah right, hip hop rap it out.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Hip hop news tomorrow news all right, hip hop news
comes tomorrow on the kid Chris, thank you. That's what
I do. That's that's why I don't have time to
scroll on the phone. So sitting there racking my brain, going,
how can I do stuff where other radio stations could
steal it?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Nobody else is doing that. No other rock station here
in Cincinnati can take that from us.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh they'll try, they'll try.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Will they succeed though, No, everybody could could try and
succeed or they want to be good.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
No, they won't, they won't.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's as good as it's going to get. No.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
At ten thirty five today, other radio, other rock stations
will be in their their conference room to take going.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
We got to get ourselves a constantine to tell jokes
that fail. How do we do that?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
When somebody sing an opera, they tell us the news,
sing in the news every morning, where's our opera singer?
Now they've got somebody that's gonna wrap it out tomorrow,
so rap.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, okay, so we'll do that and then we'll leave
it up to anybody else to come up with another
version of how we do the news.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Uh so that'll be kind of fun. Perfect.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, you gets away in and tomorrow's thunder phones Fridays.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh that's true. You know, there was something in it
that I thought was kind of interesting. Now, how many
versions of Barbie do we have?

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Now?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
We have you know, the different we have the They
were mad about the skinny Barbie, so they.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Became the Barbie's always been skinny, I know.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
But then they made I don't want to say fat Barbie.
But they had the Uh I guess the what do
they call it?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I just know of Barbie, Skipper and Ken No I.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Know, but they came up with like that. Don't they
have a bald Barbie?

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I don't know. Then now they have autism Barbie.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Autism Barbie. What does she look like?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Well, there's autism Barbie, all right, So if you look
it up, Mattel just dropped the new Barbie that's autistic.
It comes.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Does she come with some medicine or something?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
It comes with Uh? Let me see here. It comes
with a pink fidget spinner. Okay, I have one in
my car for when I deal with.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Traffic, a fidget spin spinner or a Barbie.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
No, a fidget spinner. I'll get a Barbie eventually, so
I can drive in the faster lane.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I just put around my dash so it looks like
there's two people in my car. Uh has a.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Noise reduced has noise reducing headphones, a tablet showing symbol
based augment augmentation, augmentative and alternative communication apps.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
And she's wearing loose fitting clothing.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I just looked her us, so it's real.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh yeah, this is an actual Barbie. And I guess
they have Type one diabetes Barbie. Yes, down syndrome Barbie,
a blind Barbie. I had no idea. We had so
many options. They're really there, really is someone, there's something
for everyone here.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Can hear everybody's eyes rolling through the radio.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Wait, how do we know?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Like, how do you know Barbie's got diabetes?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Or I guess I know? Does it come with like
a needle?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, Grumple had diabetes really bad, and I just remember
him always like what.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
About heroin addic medicine? Like, what about drug addict Barbie.
That's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
The brand added dolls of diverse races careers. Yeah, there
have been different careers for sure, body types and hairstyles.
So I think that's what you're talking about with the.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Bald Barbie, get yourself, the autistic Barbie.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Wow, I mean, what does blind Barbie look like? They've
got a prosthetic leg Barbie. This is so interesting to me. Oh,
I had a Barbie can and skipper.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Is there is there an autistic g I Joe or anything?
They don't mess They don't have.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
You're gonna piss off the dudes if you don't get
it together.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
No, they don't have anything g I Joe. They don't
mess with any of them. Hey, Ron, you're on the air.

Speaker 11 (48:36):
You a tram Barbie.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
They got to I'm sure there is for every Once
you start changing this, it's an avalanche of what about me?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
What about this? What about that?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
You have to literally do everything?

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yeah, once you once you change once, it's what about this? Yeah,
it's gotta be Yeah, thanks, Is there one on there?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I'm looking it up. Oh wait. The transgender Barbie refers
to Mattel's first Barbie doll, modeled after a transgender woman
actress an advocate, Laverne Cox. I'm not making them allay.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
This suid.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Best serious, Christopher, I am, it's the machine. This transgender
Barbie was released back in twenty twenty two as part
of the Barbie Tribute collection to honor the cultural impact
and LGBTQ plus advocacy.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, it's it's to keep.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Those people from from a standing out in front of
the place and burning it down.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
And she's wearing a versatile red gown and metallic body suit.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
It's the press. Relea says, don't bother us. Here's your
dumb doll.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Nobody. Oh wait here, here's the barbie. Yeah you can
is there?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Is there a lumpom? You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Like, yes, go ahead, it's got a booming system and
and and and a hump in the pants.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Is that your banana? Are you happy to see?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That's that's what it's gonna have.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Right, So see, look at this barbie.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Just because you say it doesn't mean it's got it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Look it's fifty dollars and you can have her in
a skirt or metallic pants.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
But her legs are crossing that picture.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yes they are.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Okay, there you go. I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Wait here, now they're open. You can open or close them.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I know, but if you if you got the twigging berries,
it's hard to do that.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Wait, look at the face on this doll.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
What let me see what's wrong with it?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It just doesn't look like your typical barbie face.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What does a typical Barbie face look like that's off.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Look at Margot, Robbie. That's what Barbie looks like, not
this doll. Yeah, so new to the collection Autistick bar Herby.
Let us know if you have one or if you're
planning on buying one for your case.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
It's time for Sarah.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Breaking all the rules. Some Tony's on the city.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
What up, Sarah?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Sarah ruh, not in s O S mode? Thank god.
She was just talking about that she's.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Worried about her phone going out for reds Fast.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Please do not go out this weekend, Verizon. I need
you to get it together.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Everybody needs to see my pictures.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Everybody stop.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Everybody needs to see my pictures.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
We're going to get through this because I got polaces
to beat. So in Butler County we have some jail
cuisine to talk about. Oh boy, I love this song much.
The Butler County Sheriff Richard K. Jones, you know him
with a big hat. Oh yeah, he's all over the
news and stuff that guys like everywhere he is everywhere.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
He looks like their cartoon where you just see the
hat and the mustache.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I am not making fun of this guy. Do not
come for me.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't even know where what county.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
That's like where I grew up, Okay, in Fairfield, Hamilton,
Yeah yeahah, Middletown where Seg lives. Okay, So he's standing
firm against criticism over the plant based warden burgers that
are being served in the Butler County jail. So the
warden burgers are kind of like veggie burgers. They're made
with soy crumbles, beans, potatoes, veggies, tomato paste, chili powder,

(52:46):
and I guess it's all blended together kind of looks
like in the photos, it kind of looks like a
salmon patty if you've ever made those.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Okay, Well, you got to keep these guys healthy and
stuff because so when they, you know, have a rumble
and they break out.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Well that's the thing. I guess. He's receiving criticism arguing
that this thing is quote inhumane, degrading, and potentially cruel
and unusual punishment by serving up these, uh, these burgers.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
These it sounds good.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I really want to try one. I'm curious here. I
would love for Richard K. Jones to bring us some
of these plant based wardenburgers. I want to try them. Yeah, So,
sheriff K. Jones says he runs a tight ship, and
I mean as he should.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
These guys that are into jail, what cruel and usual
punishment or whatever?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Did you do you out there?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
They get put in there?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Oh exactly, And Sheriff Jones is saying, well, what do
you expect me to do? Give you a candy bar
every single day? Right, He's like, if you misbehave, this
is how we handle it about no do that?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Give them candy bars and stuff. Then they get diabetes
and dine and it's less, it costs less to keep
them in there.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Taxpayers are like, just give them the recent caps, right.
So yeah, he was talking to Local twelve about these
Wardenburgers and yeah, yeah, he was eating them himself. He's like,
you know what, it's filling, it's nutritional, you get a
lot of protein with it. It's healthy, and he says
it has a nice crunch to it. I mean in
the photos they don't look bad, like I said, they

(54:24):
kind of look like little uh salmon. Pattis here. There's
a pick of it. You can see it on Local twelve. Yeah,
he's always talking about these things and I'm like, I
want to make it, but I want to try it
exactly how he's doing it, though, Like I want one
straight from Richard K. Jones, not behind bars. Yeah, but
it's like a little drop off.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Look, I've eaten some questionable things back in my drinking
days married.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah you Christopher, what I know what you mean by that?
Rather for Wardenburger, But inn't you.

Speaker 15 (55:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I'm pretty desperate nowadays, trying.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
To be careful here. I don't want to get thrown
in Butler County jail or thrown out on the tree
were getting fired.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I don't want to be forced to eat those burgers.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
No, I just want to try them at my own
free will, not because I have to. Yeah, break some
of them up here, please, Yeah, the people of iHeart
would love to try.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Right, He's always going around to different media outlets talking
about these things.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, breaks them up. We'll have some of them. Put
some darter.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Sauce and let us on those things. Start them up
with some money and rings. Can't be too bad.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
If that county needs some money, you open up.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
You'll get some of these food trucks and we'll we'll
sell those things there you go for all.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah, up the fireworks, right, you.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Have the cartoon character of that guy being like the
you know, instead of the fishes big boy.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
It's the new you know, he's the new uh. The
character Richard K.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Jones with this big sheriff hat on and he's got
his hand out like the big Boy, but he's setting
up a Wardenburger the cartoon doing.

Speaker 13 (56:03):
God darn, Philip, you're going get yourself a ward Burger.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Don't mess around, mess around and find out could not
be me. This is my biggest fear, not the burgers.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Darg I got crumbs in my mustache.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
You better behave over. Then that confinds you he will
come find you, and then you really are stuck. Eat
these things. But you know, I mean whatever soy beans, potatoes,
veggies all blended together with some paste.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Not only is in your cup. You're coming to catch
your Mexican.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeay, that'll be the next Barbie's Barbie for everyone.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
That's right?

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (56:54):
It?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Sole well?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Whatever here, whatever you're Barbie or Burger or whatever your
vibe is, there's definitely a mini to match it. And
I'm seventy one at Stewart or visit Cincinnatimini dot com
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