01/16/2026 - Thunder Phones

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a Kid Chris Show one O two seven W

(00:02):
E B and our phone number is five one three
seven four nine one oh two seven. Today is a
thunder Phones Friday here on the Kid christ Show, which
is always a good time because we're basically walking the
type rope. We just pick up on the air live
and you are on and talking about whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's what makes it so fun. You never know what
you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, it's the thunder Dome of thunder phones of radio.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
We just pick up, don't know what's gonna happen, but
it's fun. It keeps us on our toes every Friday.
And Sarah, do you remember your challenge yesterday that you
threw out to me?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ooh, to probably not complain about anything no.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Other than that.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
To eat your banana nope. Drink your water no no,
no, no your pills no. I did I do drop away
from work for a moment.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No nope, nope, that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Take a walk?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, you never saying it.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I always tell you to be active?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Uh you said yes? Because remember we are. I'm trying
a new thing where we do a news update with
remember I was like, Oh, let's do it like an
opera news update.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Ah, that's right. And you asked me what genre I
wanted to hear today?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, because I was like, oh, let's do amuse every
day a musical edition of the news. So good, keep
it hip and cool. Nobody else has ever done it.
What was your challenge?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I asked for some rap.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
The tru state is experience in light snow and Slipper
rerote conditions for the second morning in the row. With
the conditions, wind chills are in the single dickets. Some
wind cuts are reaching up to fifteen miles per out
of County and Ohydro Valley schools are currently operating on
as hour of delay due to the weather. After being
closed for two years for remodeling, Invention Center has a

(01:59):
Miss reopened. Cincinnati Reds are the first to use the
newly rebuilt space but in Reds Fest, which begins this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
The event runs for seven and a half hours to
day and another seven and.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
A half hours of Saturday.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Said.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's on the kid Drish show, on the Kids show
Away we Go. Yeah, you see dorm fire. Your fire
broke out last night.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
At Morgan's haller A fourteen Story dormitory at the University
of Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
The fire was caused by an artificial Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
While there were no injuries, approximate at least twelve students
but displaced.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
And the damage is estimated it the thirty kiss Milford
High School dismissal at.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Aletic director Rush the termination after the unanimous school boards
hope he is accused of enough for coaches the suspected
of child abuse.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
On the kid shows.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is it rhyme?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, but it's so catchy exactly, Yeah, of course, So
it looks.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So any challenge is there?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean, you're not going to get your news any
better than that.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You're not going to hear that anywhere else here in
Cincinnati here.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I think the next version should be obviously like
a slayer, like a thrash.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Version, right, Oh yeah, just screaming in your ear.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah yeah, something like a like a Metallica Uh like
a megadeath Metallica type thing.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh yeah, okay, fine, we'll get that rolling out next week.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, that's got to happen.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is gonna be a once a week thing. Are
you going to do this every single day? I mean,
you need the news updates every day. I don't know
how much that is on your ends.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's a lot, it's a lot. It was easier today
because of thunderphones Friday and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
But maybe like a weekly wrap up like this is
what you need to know every once in a while. Yeah,
like this is what happened in Cincinnati over the week.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, because it's sometimes Today was a big newsday. You
had the Milford thing, you had the Reds Fast, you
had you know, the weather and all that stuff. So
it was a lot to you know, a lot going on. Yeah,
so it was it was fine.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was easy to do and uh, you know, but
I'll do it whenever. I got to see the new
convention Center yesterday. Yeah, of course the first event happening. Well,
the newly renovated convention Center.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
They wiped it down.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I can't confirm it's not it's not too new. Yeah,
you're not going to walk in and be complete confused
or expect like a different layout for Reds Fest.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
They wiped it down and put blinds up, so.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
And a lot of new lights, the new lighting, new
special effects, all of that. So if you're someone that
goes to Reds Fest every single year and you were
worried that you were going to walk in and not
know where to go. It's the exact same layout. You're
going to be just fine. But yeah, that's gonna be
the first big event to happen this weekend. It's the

(05:39):
Crown of the What.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
The crown of the Pearl? I don't know, the Crown of.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
The I really want to like understand the lyrics here.
Don't worry, No, we're not. It's way too good. By
the way, it's thunder Phones Friday. So if you want
to weigh in on this Sarah song and convince Chris
Defer to keep it, no, I would love to hear
from you. It's the end. It was a good What

(06:07):
could possibly replace that? That could be better?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
We're going to have a metal version.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I like what we got going so far. No, no,
But aside from this song in Colorado, there's this dude's
mugshot making the headlines. What do you have against Colorado?
I'm just not a fan of cold and all that,
you know what I mean? Oh, you know what, I've
never been. Most people that go to Colorado say it's
absolutely beautiful.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well that's what they said about Portland too. Yeah, exactly
there's a mudshot of it. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It looks like Charles Manson now, who's been for years.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Exactly. Well, his name is James Taylor. He's fifty one
years old. Not the good one police, yeah, exactly. Police
are saying that he called nine to one one way
too many times. Try one hundred and fifty in just
one week. What are we doing? I know, it's funny.

(07:08):
Most of the times he called. They say that he
sounded belligerent, refused in person contact, couldn't even make out
exactly what he was saying, so they tracked him down,
showed up and we're like, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, why are you doing?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
What are you doing? Why are you calling us so
many times?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Can you stop doing this?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
He said. He showed up to have a conversation with him,
but he was slurring his speech the whole time. A shocker.
It's always algie. Oh oh, hold on, sir, we gotta
they can join in on the story.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Hello, good morning, hey, get rid of the song and
get a breaking Benjamin version of the song.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay wait, yeah see oh I would break for breaking
ben Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Right, so we'll get to work on that.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
One.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Okay, Oh I like that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, Oh, now you got.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
To give the people what they want. Hey, when you
bring breaking bed into the come though. Okay, it's a
yes from me every time.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
This is all going to cost me money, but whatever,
it'll be worth it.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It'll be good. And I guess when police asked this
dude that was slurring his speech what the emergency was,
he said, I'm just hearing loud noises. Don't drink people,
just stop. Well, see this is responsible here, to be honest,
they need to go and check on this guy. And actually,
because you know, if they just are ignoring this guy,

(08:30):
there's a lot going on here.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, he's gonna end up like hurting his neighbor or something.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, it's it's funny that you bring that up. Because
police also noticed that he had a warrant out for harassments.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
This is there you go.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
But they said he did cooperate, cooperation, cooperate for the arrest.
But yeah, one hundred and five times in just one week.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
So see, this is what sucks is there's that fine
line of mental illness and stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
And then you're you think that's why he's going through
Oh really, and then you don't say, and then invasion
of privacy and all that because the cops can only
go so far. Oh they let it go on for
one hundred and fifty times.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I mean ten is a lot, I know, but you
can't there's there's a line and then and then they
can't really interfere until something illegal happens, like they got
you know, you gotta wait till something extreme, like he
hurt somebody or something. Then it's too late.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, once it hits one hundred and fifty, I mean
that was the breaking point.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
But if he goes in decapitates his neighbor, then they
could step in, and then that's when the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Goes Why didn't they do Sothy? Didn't they show up.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Because they can't until something happens.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
We couldn't understand what he was saying. He was slurring everything.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
That's why it's so crazy with like some woman gets
a you know, a piece of paper and that says
that guy's got to stay away from me. But if
he's crazy, a piece of paper is not.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Going to stop a guy, no, right, we at least
he could make a call. If you couldn't make a
phone call on Wednesday, Verizons says we're going to give
you a credit for that. So they did announce that
you will get a twenty dollars credit. Yeah, and I'm
sure people are like, that's nothing for the people that
were dealing with the outage. I guess they did the
math on that thing, and it came out to twenty

(10:12):
bucks for everybody. So I don't know if that goes
towards your next bill or when they're going to be
applying that. But they said this was all due to
a software issue.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well probably could have been.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So the other day when we couldn't take phone calls
in our thing, it was a software thing.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So if you had that outage for
seven hours when you were in SOS mode, you.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Know what, man, I'll tell you what in twenty bucks.
I would love to learn how to be able to
go in and backdoor into these companies and take down stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I know what. I bet you could figure that out.
I think he really could.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I could probably could, but I would love to learn.
I just don't have the time to do it. God,
I wish I could.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You're making too many songs.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I know, I'm too busy working on the show. I
wish I could just get some time and win the
lottery and be able to sit down and take my
take my talent instead of each.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
And uh, and learn how again to horizon instead of
breaking into people's process with your tombs.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I would look. I would love to be I would
love to be rich and sit on the beach and
turn on an iHeartRadio station and be like, no, I
want to take the station off the air and log
in and just take it off the air.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know what, It's really good that you have goals.
You've got some retirement goals, and I'm very happy for you.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That would be so fun.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
It is.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
It is kind of scary to think that there are
people out there that can do those things like yourself.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, just because I would know the building is probably
empty and nobody would know it's off the air.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Not enough people here, not enough people. Tame a sports,
we said, don't be a clown.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
No, don't pay no right now you want to weigh
your mouth is lay it all down, timas.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Sports, We don't be a clown. Where is our guy's segg?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
He wouldn't come in because Scott's loan was in the studio.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think he's scared of that.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, So he's out in the hallway the segment.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
He should be in any moment. I mean, we've got
all sorts of breaking Reds news. Happened late last night.
And how about the the Dodgers just picking up everybody?
No good for them. It's got like a five billion
dollar budget. Must be nice.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, if you spend ready to go? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Are you ready? I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Red's Update.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
The Reds are part of a three team trade overnight,
the Reds acquiring left handed relief pitcher brock Burke, who
from the La Angels. He went seven and one with
a three thirty five ERA and sixty nine games last season. Nice,
and the move gives the Reds more depth at the
back end of the bullpen. The deal also will involved
the Tampa Bay Rays, as the Reds send utility player

(12:51):
Gavin Lux and pitcher Chris Clark to the Rays. Lux
was set to make five and a half million dollars
this season, so that also frees up a log jam
now in the Red's infield, iss Sal Stewart will now
fit into the plans. More of twenty twenty six, Do
you think.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
That Gavin Lux was here? In Cincinnati when he got
the news, I have no idea being here for Rudsfest
and everything, like, well, pack it up, you're out. I
have no idea.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You know, the Dodgers they read these numbers, they just start.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Laughing, like look at this, like that's yeah, that's what
I've spent for dinner. Yeah, your little five million dollar pay.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
The world champion Dodgers got richer last night of the
best player available in free agency, Kyle Tucker four year,
two hundred and forty million dollars deal in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's annoying.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Batted two sixty six or twenty two homers and seventy
three RBIs last season for the Chicago Cubs.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
We could rely use that.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Be Kyle Tucker. You out of your mind.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
There's no way in the world they were going to
pay two hundred and forty said we could fifty million
dollars for Kyle Schwarbur.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
We could really use him, Can we Kyle Tucker?

Speaker 8 (13:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yes? Can we afford him? New can't afford anything. We
can afford guys from middle.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
That's why I'm here. College basketball, LJ. Wells poured in
thirty five points. Is NKU beat Detroit Mercy ninety six
seventy one.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Keen in red support him? You think so? Tonight?

Speaker 7 (14:12):
College basketball loyal of Chicago and Dayton tomorrow and college
ball number two Iowa State and the Queens City to
take on the Bearcats at two eighteen to no. Miami
RedHawks home tomorrow at one up against those Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Bills or whatever they're all called.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Kentucky meets Tennessee at noon.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Let's see NFL playoffs tomorrow, Divisional Round four to thirty
Buffalo and Denver, Seattle and San Francisco. Sunday, New England
hosting Houston Rams at Chicago. National Championship Game. Monday night.
College football Indiana v. Miami at Columbus NHL. The Columbus
Blue Jackets are hot. Get a new coach. They're hot.

(14:53):
They've won three in a row. They down Vancouver last
night and for to one. The Canucks have dropped nine
in a row, so they'll probably fire their coach pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah right, we're gonna start copying with the Blue Jacket
stead find some ex coach is sitting on a boat
in Florida.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
In chl Tonight, the Rapid City Rush in town for
two games against the Clones seven thirty tonight and then
tomorrow and matinee at four.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Hey, you know what?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Speaking of yesterday, I'm in the parking lot and my
daughter's a high school because I pick her up every day, Yes, sir,
And I'm sitting there and up on my dash the
phone rings and it says Philadelphia Flyers and I'm like, what,
so you gotta coach him? You got are you leaving
for the coach?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
You got to call up?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
So I get a call and uh, it's the Flyers
calling me, asking me, Uh, when I'm going to be
in town again. I don't know all the fame. No,
And I go, they go, listen, we know you're a fan.
Drive the Zamboni. They go, when you're in town again,
this is the number. Call me back at this number.
He said, his name and stuff, and uh, and I'll
get you some tickets. We want, you know, look at you.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
That'll be a great excuse visit.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm already planning it. I'll be in town the first
week of March. I think when you're in Arizona's when I.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Go out to Arizona.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I haven't been in Philadelphia. I haven't worked there since
two thousand and nine gone but not forgotten. Big boy
and I hung up, and I'm thinking, I still have
to buy tickets to see the Reds in the Bengals. Well,
and look what's that tell you? Right there? Yesterday two
twenty pm? Go where you're appreciation? How about that? What

(16:28):
was like the GM called here or something or what?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
No, I don't know. It was some some dude. I mean,
I got the.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
You're still there, You're still there? No, he goes, when
are you coming again? I said, why?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
You know?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
You know?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I LIVENI wow, look at you. Yeah, mister big time
in the NHL.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I was shocked. I'm glad that you're actually going to
take a trip and take advantage of that. That'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wow, it'd be good for you. Well, when I'm there,
there's two games, but I want to go to the
Rangers one.

Speaker 10 (16:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, I will great matchup.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, but that's at the end of the weeks. We're
gonna we get a station van.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
You and I go up there.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, they won't make it. I would make it out
the hospital. No, I don't think I'll make it out
of the driveway. Maybe able in a Firestone to get
it fit.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Twice break down once on your driveway.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, one of the station vans broke down in the
driveway of my house when I was moving out of
the house.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I'm like, there's already bad enough. I'm going through a
divorce and I'm the van is filled with my stuff
and I couldn't even start it to get it out
of the driveway. You got to tow it over to
your place.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
You got fullied, I gotta, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's a sponsor two seven w E b M. That's
reminded me of that.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
By the way, is this waffle house?

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
House? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:53):
What time is a good time for me to come there? Okay, here,
here's what's going on, all right. Yeah, I'm gonna beat
this girl down there, and it's this's bitch stole my ship.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
So I'm gonna come down there.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
To waffle house for what I'm want to punch his
bitch of the face.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, she stole my ship. Yeah, you can't do that. No,
you tell me what, it's a good time to come
down there and beat the ship out of her. Okay,
I see, I see. I'm TikTok to. That's where I
go and I punch his bitch of the face.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
We don't have no fighting in here. She stole my ship. Yeah,
we don't fight in here in the waffle house.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Hold up, hold up, you're telling me I can't come
there to waffle house and puncher in the face.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
No, no, there's no fighting in waffle house. Man. Shoot
you just fight talking too. There's no fighting in waffle house.
I'm not gonna have the hair and fighting in my store.
You put the manager on the phone. I am the manager.
I'm I'm the manager of the store. You can't come
in here and fight. I'm sorry. I gotta go. I
bought to punch you too. You do that. Bye.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Hey Cincinnati, this is Norm McDonald and you're listening to
the kid Christia and he likes dirty Harlot's.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Trying to be tight, trying to be tight. Not today, buddy,
Sarah Alice uh engineered. Dave's in the studio. Has something
funny to tell you.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Dave.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's about you hop on the mic. It's very funny. Okay.
I told Chris that he has to isolate your response
when Connie said, hey, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, when Constantine was on our shelf, you.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Know, on yesterday, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no, I make
the weirdest noises too, I know.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Discussing what he called you into it, it was, yeah,
what he acknowledges you?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
You go?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
You go?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
No, no, please don't. I know it cannot be good.
I know it cannot be good. This joke was pretty
solid though, So.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, I know, but you're just like, once you're on
his radar, Constantine, You're.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Like, yeah, like once he centers in ya, it's more
of like, come on, don't involve me in this. Yeah,
I was involved for a moment. It wasn't too bad.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
When Rachel was on the show, she used to leave
the studio and he would.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Call, you know what, I get it. I understand.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
We have talkbacks to get to here in the second too,
but it is it is a Thunderphone's Friday, so we
got to go to everybody who calls. All right, So
five win, three seven, four nine, one two seven, it's
pretty much a free for all. Hey, what's up? You're
on and whatever you want?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
What up?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
What up?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Sarah? Hi?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Good morning here we're talking to.

Speaker 10 (20:50):
Let's just create what man, hik Chris, are you guys?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
How are you guys doing this?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
More good let's go.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Okay, I see day finally got the phones fixed or
what Ja's been trying to call in all week.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
He's a busy dude, but yeah, he's got to fix it.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Was a software thing.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Yeah, good job, Dave.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
You're the man now. You first you defecated on him
and then you then you say he's the man.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Nice guy.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
You guys have a great Friday.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
You too, So that's it. You've called all week to
call in and that's all week. Well when you start working,
running out of the time.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
We're in Mason right.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Now, are you are you? Are you working outdoors though?

Speaker 10 (21:32):
No, we're inside the day?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Thank goodness?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, well beat what what?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
What are you doing? We're okay? Oh that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
There's a lot of that going on in the apartment
the apartment building I live in. They got new owners
and they're actually walking around and they want to do
all these upgrades and stuff, which is very rare.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Are they going to charge you more? I don't know.

Speaker 10 (21:57):
Who's doing it, man, I don't know. Is the apartment
complex they got you guys need some people to come in.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
And do it.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'm not the I don't know I'm not talking to anybody.

Speaker 10 (22:12):
No, no, leave me out of thee sucked up.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh yeah, I want you stopping around my place.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
It seems like a decent dude, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
No, it would not.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's seat man.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
You might get fullied.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
No, I totally would taking pictures of my place making
fun of me and stuff. Look at all those candles.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Have a lot of candles around your apartment.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I do because people give them to me.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh, setting beyond beyond. Who's giving you candles by the way,
I mean like I get them as gifts and stuff,
and you know who I'd rather not say a lady. No, no,
no jeans are giving you candles? I mean just in
the past. I mean I have them.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I don't like them all, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
But I don't last one I bought I did, Are you.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
On comphy right now? I can hear your kniche shaken.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, they're always doing that. But the last one I
bought it's finally burned out because it was a Petuli
one and I like Petruli.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I know.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Day Oh here we go.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Dave's getting mad.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Now, just yell shit yeting on w E b at
this morning.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Are we talking about this?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
But I'm nosing and I'm trying to see who's gifting
you candles because normally that's a lady gift. Oh No,
I know. I gift my husband candles because he loves them.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I know guys aren't supposed to like candles, but I
like him.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
He's like, I'll admit to a bath and body. He's
got a really good scent that I love.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, the ones I get are at Meyer.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh okay nice. So yeah, I'll have to look at
Meyer next time. I see what they got going on
over there.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
But truly like someone, don't you would start that day? No,
like an inside thing and he's gonna know, No, he's
doing that the effort.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Dave's got all kinds of stuff going on there today
and he's starting trouble. Glad he came in this morning.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm not, hey, Sarah ALICEA. He pulled the clip of
you making that disgust noise.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
With you and Dave the engineer. The engineer found. He
just keeps giggling about it because this is.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
The thing during the Constantine when our buddy called in
yesterday to tell the jokes.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Um hm, he goes, hey, Sarah like all excited.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
And you just.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Because he's don't target me Constantine.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Because he's not a major league ballplayer, so he's not
allowed to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I talked to you. You and Constantine are kind of
operating on the same level. You love Constantina. I didn't
even know that who knew I existed? Whenever he calls in,

(25:05):
he only talks to you, So I was I was
not ready. Oh, let's not this show. Really, it really
just brings out all the things, all the noises exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's like, it's like, even though it doesn't matter high
school lives in us, all is that you're gross.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I did not say he was gross. No, you just
breathed it.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
I just.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Did not know where his joke was gonna go.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
You were in a circle with all your cheerleader friends.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
And he stuck and waved to you. You know what
I see out of everybody in this room, I was
bullied the most. I can't guarantee you that.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well, maybe in high school, but but God bullied me
by giving me this face.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Right now, We'll won't disagree with you. We'll let that one.
We'll let it go. We'll let it go because remember
your phone. I love Constantine. He's great. He can call anytime.
Mmmmm hmm, okay, Sarah anytime.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
She just passed me a note that says, make sure
he never talks to me again. Yeah, I appreciated his joke.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, I don't even know what it's. Thunderphone's Friday. If
you want to call in with a joke, or you've
got something that you want to plug for this weekend
or whatever you got going on, right, make sure you're
handsome to talk to me.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
If you're not, if you're a mouth breathing nothing dragger,
don't talk to me.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Make sure you're six three enough, six three up. Two
fifteen up would be great too.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
So there you go, Constant Deed's two fifteen up.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Trust me on that. Welcome to call. I want the
girlies to call in this morning. We've had a couple
of dudes looking for the ladies to call up.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah man, uh yeah, So five one, three seven seven.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
That is a fun number.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Thunderphones Friday means you could just call and talk about
whatever you want. It's wide open for you on EB
and it's a kid Chris show. It's EB and Yeah
it's Sarah. At least didn't know that the guy, the
actor Timothy Bussfeld, is married to Melissa Gilbert from You
Know A Little House in a Prairie.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Well, I saw him making headlines the other day. I
just thought he died or something.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Well, you probably wishes he did at this point, getting
with the charges against him for the dude, that's gotta
be the worst charges.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
The Oh, it doesn't get worse than that.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Allegations is the children's stuff, that boy touching. And what
even sucks for me is you know that's poem Dexter
for revenging the nerds.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
I do.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
That's a hero to me.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It does suck when you get to know your heroes
too much.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, if he goes to jail, she's open, she's cute.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
You think you got a shot with Laura Ingalls.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, No, she's gonna be a little she's gonna be
a little uh uh not into dudes for a while
because of what happened.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
She might be giving up on men for quite some time.
She still looks like Laura Ingles. She hasn't changed too much.
I haven't looked roup. I mean, I haven't seen her
trending or anything in a while.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, she's got a rough little patch to go through here.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
And then this story started making the headlines and I'm like, wow,
she really does look the same. Good for her.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Uh well, it sucks for that family, but hey whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's gonna make for an awkward Valentine's Day, so low
for her and all the other holidays coming up. You're
getting busy.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
That's right. Coney's on the City. Oh what the hell
was that? Spleu Janata hair? You're nasty. You are somebody

(29:25):
that is nasty. This substitute teacher in Missouri, she subs
out of middle school and she's making headlines. Well she
did sub oh, out of that gig. Carissa Smith, she's
thirty years old. I will show you her mugshot real quick.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Wait till the end, Wait till the end. Oh okay, yeah,
I want to hear your story. I want to hear
the story. Then I will profile good because yeah, I'm perfectfile.
We all do yes, we all do this.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
No, that helps because my computer just about restarted. But okay,
So Carissa, she's thirty years old, and official say that
she's been accused of giving her students cash, alcohol, and marijuana. Okay,
in exchange for you, she wanted them to perform the

(30:16):
sex acts on her white girl. Mm hmm, I'm right
so far, you are right, okay, all right, good, all right. Continue.
They say that she was sending nude photos to her
students on snapchats. The kids were doing that, she was
sending me, she was okay, all right, that's all.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, that's definitely.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
There are no reports that they were doing it back.
And they say that she also engaged in sexual activity
with several students in her classes, either at the school
or at her house or in the car. She was
kind of everywhere. Ew I mean middle school. That's thirteen
years old, right, that's between twelve and fourteen middle school.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, No, that's younger than that. She's in the seventh grade.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Oh yeah, that's school seventh and eighth graders. Okay, so
yeah around oh sick. They say that she attempted to
intimidate the kiddos to keep them from reporting her.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, that's that's standard grooming or whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's discusting behavior. Thirty year old woman acting like that,
that's that is her. Yeah, that's uh hm sick. Yeah,
that's about Carissa Smith and Missouri.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's only white people that do this stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I mean, why it's dumb white people doing dumb stuff.
We need a white people need to be banned across
the entire country.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yes, get the white people, get them.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
All out of here. Yeah, she's not going to be
around kids for a really long time. She got locked
up for ten years punishment.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It'd be awesome to be you not allowed around kids.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm sure your kids love hearing that. Little little kids,
middle school, you're not a lot of being around kids.
I'd be like, thank you your honor. Yeah, what a
gross situation having sex with your middle schoolers. Come on you.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Well, it also makes you think, like, what's the background
check on these teachers?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I would love to know that. I mean, she's coming
in as a substitute also, so I don't know if
it's as serious as what they're doing for like the
you know, well, dude, I I the actual teachers. I
don't know how that all works.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
There was a guy on my show. His name was
open Mic. Okay, he used to do stunts on my
show and all that stuff. I mean there was one bit.
I mean, this is just one bit. In San Antonio,
He was a substitute teacher as well, and I met
him doing stand up comedy. He was horrific, so I'm like,
let's hire him. Perfect, Yes, exactly. I met an open
mic night. His name was Mike, so we called him

(33:04):
open Mic, right, not a genius.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Great.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So one of the bits we did on our show
was one of the first bits ever.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
One of the other guys, his name was Vicky, was
a Mexican guy. He just happened to have chickens, all right,
so all the stereotypes on my show. So he had
him bring a chicken in on the show, and open
Mic laid on the floor of the studio naked, and
we put a bird like chicken feed all over his
body and tried to feed the rooster, you know, and
and it was pecking at his thick you know, all

(33:33):
this stuff, And that morning he had to leave to
go substitute teach. My god. And then another time a girl.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Came in people that make the headlines.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, And then another another morning a girl came in
to win Metallica tickets and she strapped on an apparatus
and and did stuff to Mike in the studio.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
And then did she go substitute teach.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
No, no, he did that.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
He was a teacher, a sub teacher, and nobody was listening,
like clenching onto their pearls, like, oh no, what did
we do? Nobody said a word to him. That's messed up. Yeah,
so whatever did he ever make the headlines? No for
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
No, I mean he made he got a good job
with us. We ended up going to Philadelphia and he
had a nice job and something. Then he quit and
went back to that. I don't know if he's still
doing it or not as far as substitute teaching, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Find all the class.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
They never said a word to him about it.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I think with social media, I wouldn't see that sliding today.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
It was the video was all over my website.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that is some wild stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
pH No, that was well, it started in San Antonio.
That's where he substitute taught. I mean in Philly he
didn't have to do it because he was making enough.
But uh yeah, in San Antonio he was part time
on our show and then would substitute teach when he
got off the air, so he would be oily sitting there.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Eh, mister, why are you so loly, do worry about it, dude,
you smell like chickens sick.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, this lady, this Carissa chick. I mean she's already
gross anyways for handing over the alcohol in the marijuana
to uh I know, and then thinking the kids do
that stuff to her.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's over the line very much.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
So I told you she's probably one of the naughtiest
teachers we've ever talked about.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
On you.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Oh, it's only gonna get worse. Now someone's gonna step
over that.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Please don't, which means you just.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Call up at five point three seven seven call Alujah.
The wall calls count anywhere.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Your calls are all welcome.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, but on Friday, we just pick up live. The
phone ringer thing is on on the software and then
when you call, the phone will ring. We just stop
what we're doing. We pick up live, okay, and you
are in control of topics whatever you want to talk about, okay,
But until you call, we will go through our talkbacks,
which is the feature on our app, the iHeartRadio app.
When you're listening live via that you can't call, but

(36:23):
you could drop us a little note on a little
voice note by clicking the little microphone Okay, let's see
we have.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I opened it up so we can listen.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Here.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
In the new Sarah song, it talks about her breaking
all the rules. Oh, just what rules is she breaking?
I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, Sarah, what rules are you breaking?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
And she like to know. Oh, it's secret. I got
nothing going on. I just find dumb people to talk about.
Let's see we got some more here. Dude, downloaded this app.
Just leave this message.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
What a banger to start the new year with.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Keep up the good work, mayor.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Oh yes, okay, I understand. Yeah, some of these are
just people listening to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And we had kind of a weird family situation to
start the new year off.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, if you didn't hear the first very first show
coming back of the New Years, it's hard to explain.
It was a family just battling on our show and it.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Was awesome Jerry Springer style. Yes, it should have been
a TV show, maybe Mama drama. Yeah, you gotta go
back and listen to it.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, I'm not going to get into it with you.
More from our talkbacks here. Tell your new boss to
get off his new power trip.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
This is what the people want. Once you stop talking,
we all leave Okay, Christopher, that one is all you
want to talk about it? Because that could not be me.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Talk about me talking. I'm not the only one that
stops talking.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well, do you want to explain what that call means?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Stop talking? I mean it's talking on the radio.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
About the boss, Christopher. You know what I mean? Our
boss hates me? Yes, you want to just leave it
at that? Sure, okay, I don't know if you wanted
to further explain the situation.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, Pete, Yeah, our new boss hates me. So the
days are numbered.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
He wants you to talk. He does like that you talk,
but there's a couple of things that he wants you
to avoid talking about.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yes, it's like the mental health stuff. He's scared of
me talking about it. And uh, but what's funny is
it's uh, it's but other bosses want me to talk
about it.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, it's kind of split here at iHeart.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, which is funny. So whatever.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I think it's a great thing that you discuss it.
And we've had a lot of positive feedback from our listeners.
I know when you open up about it. I mean
a lot of other people feel like they can talk
about it on the air waves. As well.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, and I just go and man, you guys hash
it out. Where's my check now?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah? Kind of a weird situation.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, and what's even better is it becomes more of
a what they want rather than what the audience wants.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
And that just proves why radio is in the state
that it's in. But we are happy to be here,
is what Chris means. I think that's what Christopher is
trying to say.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, well, I'd like to do what the audience wants,
but in said to become a thing of no, no,
it's what management wants, not what the listener wants. Okay,
where's my check?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (39:52):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Me and my wife met you walking in the parking
lot at Kroger yesterday.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
I guess that would be Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
My wife said you were very sweet and wanted to
thank you for the picture.

Speaker 10 (40:03):
Oh and more calls with.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Constantine from Philadelphia. He's a riot.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Thanks Chris.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
That's why I don't the one time I actually walk
into a Kroger yell.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Normally you just do the pick up. I'm actually surprised
that you went inside.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Well, you know why I had to. On Wednesday. I
went in there to get flower things and I got
out and I noticed I had my my eb and
hoodie on, and right as I was standing up to go,
I was like, oh. And I was like, I'll just
go in because it was early. It was in the
morning time. It was after our meeting on Wednesday, and

(40:43):
I was like, okay, I'll just go in and get
what I gotta do.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah. Yeah, And as I was walking in, it's tough
to be famous around.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I just want to be able to walk in, scratch myself,
pick my nose, you know, be a regular person.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I want to see the pick me too. Where is it?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
You got a tag Christopher in that so we can
so we can see it. I wouldn't even see it.
Let's see. Here's some more.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
As long as you cover recent news and not news
from a year ago.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh, that guy's commenting on that the you know the
song about the news.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yes, you know, you played an opera version yesterday and
today it was a little R and B.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, well the hip hop one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
What what was not recent about the news.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
That was on there? It was all very recent. Yeah,
you were talking about Mike Tomlin stepping down.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
That was yesterday's right, that was recent.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
That reomgations from the Convention Center and Redsfest happening this weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, how was that a year ago?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I'm not sure what.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
As long as you cover recent news, not news from
a year ago.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Damn so, Mike Tomlin, yesterday's news thing the opera one
was if you referring to let me see what time
that actually happened?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
That guy.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
That was at six.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Maybe it's just like a warning, like you better stay
on top of it.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
But jeezh as long ago eight? Recent news? News from
a year ago?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Why is he so mad that that was all about today?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
We're all about the recent stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Baby, What a dickhead? Yeah, I hate people.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
We usually attack all the trending stuff before it actually
starts trending.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
No kidding. Maybe that's why he's mad.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I do a deep dive. We both do, Christopher and myself.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh Jesus Christ, all right, now, I gotta do this.
All right, it's Thunderphone's Friday, a collar you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
Hey. I want to give my boy Jeff throw a
shout out. Hey, he's going to the Cyclones game tonight's
first time ever.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Nice, You'll have a great time, will I love it.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
Yeah, he's got a big date tonight.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Man, tonight's Grateful dead Night too, so that'll be a
good time.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
They just had that one die, I know.

Speaker 10 (43:03):
And and there's a blizzard out here, so everybody'd be safe.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh there is. We don't have any windows here.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh yeah, we can't tell what's going on outside. It's
just dark everywhere.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
That might be the best night to go then, because
that means maybe it don't be nobody there, get a
whole section to yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Maybe I'll go.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I was planning on just staying home and finishing up
work stuff. But maybe I'll go if it's going to
be dead I mean, I don't want Grateful dead Night.

Speaker 10 (43:32):
I hope they put him on the big screen.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
That'd be cool for some kiss cam on the This
is a first date or just going on.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
A date, first date for him, him and the new girl.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
That's a great first date.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, you're gonna.

Speaker 10 (43:51):
He's gonna leave work early today to how do you
meet this girl? I think they was friends for a while,
and uh, he just he's good friends with his sister
and he just started courtners so started talking and either
he's falling in love.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Was he married before no, oh, good friend.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, so he's got married. Yeah, how old is he?

Speaker 10 (44:19):
He's thirty five?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Oh, okay, forty.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Four and they've got a romantic night ahead of them
at Heritage Bank Arena.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, all right, so he's gonna blow it late in life.
That's fine.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Yeah he's not.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
It's I don't think it's fine. He's in love with her,
but I don't know if he's really to go that
far yet.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Okay, all right, this is where you really start to
figure it all out, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, listen, it's better to do a little bit. I
don't know what actually what the answer is. I know
people who did it early and then now they're living
their life. Their kids are a little bit older now
and stuff, and they're going out there and living there life.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, there is no answer. You just got to do
what works for you and try to not compare your
own journey to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yes, I don't know the answers. I just sit on
the weekends. I just sit in my apartment and cry.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
What you meant to say was, is you're gonna go
out and have a fun time tonight at the Cyclings
game as well?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Who saying thats okay?

Speaker 10 (45:23):
Weekends and drink.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, I don't do that anymore either. I had my
find my time with that as well, and all day
was cost me money with prostitutes.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
So you're just.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Alone with your water.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I'm hanging up on.

Speaker 10 (45:36):
Well.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I hope his buddy and the end of the date,
I hope they have a great time tonight.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, I hope that works out.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
So that's really a great first date because hockey is
very social. You can sit there and chat the whole
time and get some good food, hopefully see some good
hockey fights.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, and and and there's a lot of action on
the ice. So if it gets to where like you
have nothing to talk about, you got to just watch
the game.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, at least the game is really entertay, very fast moving,
lots of entertainment throughout the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
So and it's good and it's easy to bail out too.
So if they're like if the girl, yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
They take it to a different lovel if she becomes.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Like boring to talk to, you can just kind of
just run out and just get in the car and
leave because the party in garage is right there.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I was just thinking about how maybe they wanted to
get a little bit cozier. Oh, I'm just speaking for myself.
I know you put out.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Earlier we talked about the new theme for your song
right or for your a new theme for your news.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
And I love it, and we had a couple of
people call up last week saying that they love it too.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
You're the one that did it, I know, but I
don't like it. But I had it done.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I can't say that I walked into the studio and
put it together, but I feel like.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
At one time you did like it. So what changed?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Because I mean it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It just feels weird. It's too poppy for me, you know,
if you don't.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, I guess it is.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
It's better than one. It was no, yes, no, I
that guy was a drag.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I love the super King version.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
This guy no, Nope, I missed that and we're leaving
him in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
And then it became this one.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It's for Sarah. She got breaking up for Sarah. Yes,
good uh.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
And then earlier we talked about how I don't like
it and stuff, and then the challenge was dropped and
it was well, maybe we should come up with a
rock version.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
And breaking Ben is my favorite band.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah. A guy called in and said, how about a
breaking Ben version?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Right, I'm down for that. She oh, breaking on, Sarah,
wash your kid. He's a queen. Coop Coop kill mean

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on the sea? Oh the scene?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I don't mind it? No? Is that better? It is
very breaking Benjamin e Okay, so there you go. Yeah,
I'm bad. I love it, I really do. Just don't
go back to the super King. Dude. We got someone

(48:35):
on the phone. Yeah, it's on her Phone's Friday.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
You're on the air. What's up?

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Man?

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (48:39):
No, I just want to say one thing. Chris and Elise.
I love the show.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Sarah.

Speaker 9 (48:44):
I wanted to make a comment about the school teacher
and a thirteen year old Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, the middle school substitute teacher. She was getting it on.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (48:57):
I agree that's wrong, but I gotta tell you.

Speaker 11 (49:01):
In nineteen seventy three, I was thirteen and I went
to a outdoor concert at dust Walwy's Farm and Grossbeck
and I'm there and this girl walks up to me
and she gives me this big white round pill and
a little orange pill. I didn't know what they were,
but I took them, and a few minutes later she

(49:21):
takes me in the woods and I was no longer
a virgin.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Why can't this stuff happen to me?

Speaker 10 (49:28):
I had?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I had a dwarf the virgin. No, yes, I wish
I was.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
But yet that was the greatest year in my life
when I was thirteen, No kidding.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
But not with your substitute teacher. No, no, that's completely different. Yeah,
I agree. What was Do you know what she gave you?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Did you ever tell you?

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Yeah? It was a kway lude and ahead of Orange Sunshine.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Not the gay ludes.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Oh my god, that's old school. But what's orange Sunshine?

Speaker 9 (50:03):
Aid?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Oh, oh my god, that's it. That's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I don't want to do drugs.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
You're alive. I don't want to do any drugs. I'll
just take the chick. Yeah, why did you have to
truk the drugs?

Speaker 9 (50:14):
But back then I didn't know.

Speaker 11 (50:16):
Yeah, And you know, when you got a really good
looking chick, you're just gonna do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
She was good looking and gave you drugs. Yeah right,
it's like, oh, yeah, I would have gave me her, Bobbie.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I would have been like, baby, I gave you her.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
What her body, her body.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I would have been like, baby, you don't have to
drug me.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Yeah, you're right, But you know, when you're thirteen, you
don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
This is this is true. You do a lot of
dumb stuff when you're thirteen eludes. Yeah, right, but it's
not exactly smart. Yeah, but it ain't done hooking up.
I know.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
I missed the whole concert.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I didn't even know what that was. It was your
own concert?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
What was the concert?

Speaker 9 (50:59):
It was Aerosmith?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh, who cares?

Speaker 9 (51:03):
Yeah, they was at Gus Waller's farm in nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Oh my god, my grossback is diny? Where the heck
were they performing? Who cares? They stink? Yeah they do,
they stink. You did the right thing.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
Well, I missed it also, but it was worse than
I guess.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, hell yeah it was. I mean, it wouldn't have
happened fifty five and that wouldn't happen to me.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
That wouldn't have happened to me.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Even if that place would fill with just horny women,
I would have been like, I ain't going to that show.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, you would have missed out. I would have missed
out of me.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I'd rather stay home and play atari.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
That's what happens when you're not an Aerosmith fan exactly.
Ify he gets late, but me, you gotta change your tune.
Yeah all right, but I just wanted to tell you that.

Speaker 9 (51:50):
And I love the show and you guys have a
good day.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
And rock on all right, buddy, thanks man, thanks for
the story. All right.

Speaker 9 (51:56):
So yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Breaking all I feel like we're out at we're River
Bend in summertime. Cool cup cup cup comin on the sea.

(52:26):
Yeah all right, so voe down that one.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Like I said, it's like the Breaking Ben off Timu
Breaking Bob.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Well, I could go for a warm summer night River
Bend right now. Watching Breaking Bend on stage. That's what
I need. I mean, this weekend calling for snow and
twenty degree temps. No thanks, I know, man, way this
is brutal. Yeah, but we got the Bills tomorrow, Yes,
the Buffalo Bill, Yes, we need. They don't beat the

(53:02):
Broncos and that's in on tap and out.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
The NFL season's over tomorrow, especially with the Broncos' do we.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Don't want to see them go to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Come on, we don't want Broncos. Seattle sucks.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
We got to get Josh Allen his title. He's very deserving. Yes,
And then you know, I guess that's the only game
I'm really looking forward to this weekend. And I know
the Bears play on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
And Patriots are still in it too. I guess who
cares we need Buffalo?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, just go bills all weekend, baby.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
All right?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Aside from that, a stranger knocked on some guy's door,
and police are saying, look, we deal with a lot
of really weird calls. This might be the strangest of them. Well,
the other night, just before midnight down in Florida, a
guy calls in and says, Hey, there's this stranger with
a really weird request. Oh, we got somebody on the

(53:54):
phone that wants to join in. Yeah, let's see what
this is about.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
S thunder Phone's Friday caller high.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
What's Chris and Sarah Broughton?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Just checking it from over the road, Okay, And what's
going on, buddy?

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Not a whole lot, man, Like I said, just wanna
check in with you guys. See how y'all was I
haven't really had a chance to uh listen very much lately,
but got back down in Ohio today got my heart
radio app out.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
So did you hear the new uh well listening a
little bit, did you hear the New Sarah theme? Yes?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
I did like it?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
The rock Do you like the rock theme or the
pop theme? Which one?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Rock?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Absolutely rock?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Talk doubt about it? Guy Bronze and he's a rocker.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, yeah that's fine. Good same lyrics but heavy guitars. Yes, yeah,
I gotta have the guitar in there, no doubt. All right,
very good, I got that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I just want to check in with you guys.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Man, I hope you all have a good day.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Good to hear from you. Yea, be safe out there.
Everybody's a clown in the snow, so be safe.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
That's the truth.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yeah, all right, thank you'll. People just hear the s
word and flip out on the roads, I know, come on,
get it together, everybody. So this guy, he said that,
some strange dude obviously doesn't know him, shows up and
asks him if he can come inside his house and

(55:20):
make a pizza. And make a pizza? Oh not this well,
unless this is his way of asking, did you.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Just shut the door and move on with your life?
Don't like, wait, do I get.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Some of that pizza? Or what what kind of pizza
are you making? I got questions? No then no, please
get the hell off my property. We're making cauliflower pizza.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I understand that pizza is not supposed to be that,
but eating too much pizza for me did a number
on my body. So I have to eat colid flower pizza.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I'd not even have it. I've tried the cauliflower. I
can't get down with it, but I'm happy that it
makes you happy. It doesn't, but I do. Obviously the
dude turns him away, so police show up and see
what's going on, and see that he's Roman the neighborhood,
going up to everyone's doors and asking if he can
make a pizza inside? You got any do?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Like, did he show up with the ingredients or is
he just looking pizza? John Papa himself Roman the streets.
He's out of work, And of course I think this, Yeah,
this is down in Florida. It's always the weirdos down
in Florida.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
So Bath salts Man, you're.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Looking the weird stuff down there.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I'm telling you, don't answer your door. The day's answering
that's why there's a ring doorbell. That's why, Uh, you
got the pretty soon. We're not even going to be
interacting with anybody. Everything's an app ring doorbell.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
No, if someone comes knocking on my door before midnight
and wakes me up and my dog starts barking, I'm
immediately calling the police.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I don't answer.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
We wouldn't even get to the conversation part of him
asking if he can make a pizza.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
The Amazon guy. I don't go to my door until
the picture shows up on my phone that the package
is there.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Do Amazon truck drivers are they working twenty four seven,
three sixty five now? Because all get emails from them
at like three in the morning, like, hey, just dropped
off your package. Here's a pick of it.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Good.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I mean, they're working at all hours. It seems love it.
It's not a nine to five job. I know that
they scare me though.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
With those trucks, I don't even hear them coming.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
No, they're so quiet. I know, they're like little magical trucks.
They kind of just show up, Yeah, and then you
don't even really see him drive off. The kind of disappear.
I know when those headlights look like little glowing eyes.
I think it's so dude, But I think it's so
that way they can show up at any point of
the night and not freak you out. Yeah, but I've
got very specific instructions, like please do not ring the

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doorbell and knock on the door, like my dog will
flip out.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, just leave it and leave.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
They're great if you do drive for Amazon. I would
love to hear from you. I'm curious about the hours saying,
because I do think it's twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Now where I live in the apartment building I live,
the numbers are all kind of weird. So I'm the
lucky one that gets all the packages when the Amazon
guy gives up on the doors, like trying to find it.
So I'll come and I'll be like and it'll be
like some ladies wine box was the last one that
was left, and I had to walk around.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
The building and bring him to the lady. Ah, you're
that guy.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, I'm the handoff guy.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
That's our seg here. He's in charge of distributing the mail. Yeah,
you're the seg at the apartment complex. Yeah, that's a responsible,
really important thing to do. So, yeah, we always get
the wrong packages. I mean it happens once a week.
We'll get the neighbors, the neighbor will get ours and
we have to do a little swap. But yeah, those
Amazon drivers, man, yeah, they are the true heroes of

(58:46):
our country. Yeah, the backbone of this country.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
And pretty soon our houses are gonna have no doors,
no windows, just led like do we know, no windows,
just like a screen that pretends to be a window.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah, and you're just staring into the screen, like what's
going on out the kind of like how it is
in our studio right now, Like we can't see outside.
Is it raining, snowing? Is the sun out?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I have no clue, you know how I look to
see if there was snow. I opened up the cameras
that around the house that I used to live in
to see if the driveway has snow on.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
It, And yes, you got some snow in love One.

Speaker 10 (59:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Yeah, I don't even live there.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I came out to snow yesterday morning in Covington.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
So that's it.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
That's how I know there's snow.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, Uh, that's it.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I mean our lives are like that now, we're like
the Jetsons. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
And so I mean the next house if I want
to build a custom house. That's just there's no windows
and a door.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Feel like you need the sunlight though, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Well, I do for my mental health, but I've pretty
much given up on that. All right, thank you. That's
Sarah A lease everybody,