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March 20, 2025 • 11 mins
The MADNESS of MARCH has begun! Guess what else is totally awesome? Today's episode of KZOK Mornings!!! Oh yeah! That's right. Wanna reminisce about your favorite SNL alum? We've got that for ya! Wanna decide if a dude is a JERK or JUSTIFIED for not wanting to pick his GF up at the airport? BOOM! It's here. Best part of it all? NO MUSIC!!! ENJOOOOY!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We are one week away from the Mariners opener. Season
opener for your Seattle Mariners. It is next Thursday against
the Athletics. Tickets around sale now. Thanks to the Mariners
for the big media event they put on yesterday. You
can check out my pictures on social media. Follow me
at Sarah Kazy okay. Each year, you know, the stadium
comes out with all these new foods, highlights. Lil Dumper

(00:24):
It's little dumplings from cal Rawley, so funny and delicious.
The Itchy Roll, which is sushi roll makes sense. They
have a corn dog with dipped in cheese with these
little blue crunchies, and they have a huge value menu
this year as well. So thanks to the Mariners. Check
out at Sarah Kazy okay. Some cool pictures from yesterday's event,

(00:45):
and one week from today that season starts. Why don't
you point five k's okay, get a cup of coffee
supposed to park you up, but one manufacturer has been
accused of taking.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It a step too far. It's waking up your hoo's.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's this is a coffee from Malaysia and they are
found to have been putting erectile dysfunction drugs in their coffee.
So what's in your cup of joe this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're feeling good? One out two point five kz okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Good morning, ESPN reporting this morning the Vikings will pass
on Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Rodgers is gonna go with their second year quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
JJ McCarthy, who missed his rookie season with a knee injury.
Russell Wilson without a home as well. What out two
point five kz okay? What out two point five kz okay?
Sarah taking a look at the news. You have till
nine am to get your bracket in for this year's
March Madness, and that is nine o'clock this morning. At

(01:40):
Climate Pledge you can go to the open practice. First
come for service is free eleven am till four fifty
five pm. Home style mashed potatoes. Oh my goodness, they're
so delicious, right, how could they even get better? KFC
said they are offering up new mashed potato poppers. So
it's a little golden ball of fried mashed potato and
you dip it in gravy. I don't know why that
sounds so porny. You're dipping your Yeah, A guy managed

(02:03):
to steal an ambulance lead police on a chase through
the mean streets of Tampa.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well he had his priorities in order.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
According to dash cam video, he chugged his beer before
getting out of the vehicle to be arrested by law enforcement.
Oh Florida five case. Okay, Sarah, Time to take look
at sports. Brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a dui call one eight hundred du by way. Tough
loss for your Seattle Kraken for nothing last night to
the Minnesota Wild. Their next game is against the Oilers

(02:32):
Saturday at seven. Mariners regular season gets underway one week
from today. Woo the Athletics seven to ten here in Seattle,
and tickets are on sale now Mariners dot Com. The
NCAA Tournament gets underway at nine. That means if you
have not filled out your bracket you have just two
hours left. You have until eight fifty nine to fill
out your bracket. March Madness will be in full force

(02:54):
at Climate Pledge Arena four first round games tomorrow. The
winners will play Sunday Climate Pledge Arena and tickets are
on sale now through ticket Master. You can also check
out the practice for Free that starts at eleven. First Come,
First Serve and Sports is brought to you by Bradley
Johnson Lawyers. Facing a dui call one eight hundred d
uy Away.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
What out? Two point five kz okay?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Sarah Jimmy Hendrix was posthumously awarded the Washington State Medal
of Merit for his contribution to music and the arts.
This week, Governor Bob Ferguson called Hendrix one of the
most influential guitarists of all time.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
About time you notice, Bob Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
And Lego justinows a new partnership that has the Pokemon
community for freaking out.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What will the Pokemon look like? What are these going
to be?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Which creatures are gonna get Lego form? Well, we're not
going to find out till early next year. One thing
I'm willing to bet is the Lego set will cross
an arm of the leg It's Sarah one o't two
point five kz okay. Saturday Night Live turned fifty this year.
Who is your favorite SNL alum?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
My favorite SNL guy is Chris Barley in a van
damn by the over alrip Brother So good? What about you?
Justin and Seattle I guess I'm new school. I like
Colin joson Weekend Update. He's so good.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
So you had a lot of great answers on the
kzok Instagram Scotty and Vancouver, Bill Murray, Fry, Guy Adam Sandler,
Bob Adams, John Belushi. Now that is a classic. The
kzok question of the day. Who is your favorite? Snl
alum eight hundred two five two one oh two five
text nine zero sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Open up our free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Make kzok one of your presets, but you can use
the talkback feature to record your answer and send it
here to the studios one.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh two point five e z ok and the Big
News of the Day.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men
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Nickelback are set to perform at the Field of Dreams
movie site in Dyersville, Iowa. It's happening August thirty first.
Brantley Gilbert Country Star will be performing as well, and
tickets go on sale tomorrow. One of the most iconic
movie locations in the cun now turning into a concert venue.

(05:03):
Mariners Season gets underway one week from today. Woo tickets
are on sale now seven to ten next Thursday against
the Athletics.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yesterday the Mariners released their new promo video for this year.
It is so great. Check it out at kazok dot com.
We're talking goat yoga. Gotta see it to believe it.
A thief swiped a golden toilet from an English palace
and was convicted yesterday for the theft an eighteen carrot
gold toilet worth more than six million. So he went

(05:32):
in used it, kind of sussed out how he could
steal it, then was able to steal it from the
Country mansion, which is where Winston Churchill was born.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
They stole this toilet.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Which like, I get why you steal an eighteen carrot
gold toilet, but why did you have one?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Big News of the day brought to you by Goldburg
Jones Divorce for Men one eight hundred Divorce or online
Goldburg Jones dot com Coming up live, Collective Soul Our
Ladype's playing White River Amptheater.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Win your tickets. At eight twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Police jumped into action after getting a call that two
swimmers were in distress. Oh no, cops, the coast Guard,
a rescue helicopter turns out that the struggling swimmers were
actually geese.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'd like to think I know.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
The difference between a human and a goose, but I
guess everyone is not so lucky. If Sarah win your
tickets to see Live and Collective Soul at eight twenty two,
right here on one o two point five, kzy okay,
time for you to win tickets to see live Collective Soul,
Our Lady Piece and Grayland Altogether, White River Amphitheater. Call
right now eight hundred two five two one oh two five.
You're gonna win these tickets. Play in trivia. It's not

(06:36):
going to be too hard for you on this Thursday,
eight hundred two five two one oh two five.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Call right now, play and win from one o two
point five. K's okay. What are you smart? We mean
Sarah smart?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Your chant to be smartigas I am Smartacus.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
You win the title of Smartacus.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You win tickets to live Collective Soul, Our Lady Piece
and Grayland, White River Amphitheater. July eighth, Good morning Emily
and Maple Valley. Hi, You ready for trivia? Yeah, here's
your first question. She said, was a song from Collective Soul.
It was featured on which album Dosage over Dosage Uno.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Dos Trey Squattro.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
First answer, that is correct, Emily, Dosage was the first one.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Can you get this next one right?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
She said, was a song from Collective Soul, featured in
what movie that starred David Arquette, Courtney Cox Arquette, Sarah
Michelle Geller and Nev Campbell.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I know you did last summer.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
You are close, but that is incorrect. You gotta get
this last one, she said. You had me at hello.
What movie is this? Starring Tom Cruise and Renee Zellweger.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh my gosh, hold on, hold on, uh, oh my gosh.
What's the name of that? I know it? Jerry McGuire.
That is correct, Emily, you know what that makes you?
I am smart.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Congratulations, you have won those tickets. They go on sale
tomorrow through Ticketmaster and you have a chance to play
and win again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Right here. Eight twenty and the.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
One you didn't get, by the way, scream.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Two point five's the okay, jerk or justified? It's your
time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred and two
five two one oh two five.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, So my girlfriend travels a lot for work, and
every time she wants me to pick her up in
the airport because she says it's nicer than an uber.
I get it, but it's around like twenty five minutes
each way, and I'm honestly tired of doing it. And
I told her I'm kind of done because her work
pays for the uber, so I told her just do that,
and she called me a jerk.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Joe and Renton, what's your opinion? You're a jerk?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Do you like this chick or not? She probably likes
when you pick her up because she likes you. Doesn't
sound like you feel the same.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Damn, Mike and C tag jerk or justified?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Justified? My friend.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
If her work getting paid for the uber, that's one thing,
But since it's three, she should just take it. Save
you the time of sitting in the car to pick
her up.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, man, I can see both sides on this one.
What's your opinion? Eight hundred and two five two one
o two five text nine zero sixty seven. Open up
our free iHeartRadio app, make CAZy ok one of your presets.
Use the talkback feature. It'll record your voice and send
your opinion right here. Saturday Night Live turn fifty this year.
Who is your favorite SNL alum, Jim.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Brewer, go boy with my favorite? What happened to that guy?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Luke Hesa is my favorite SNL alarm, She's funny and
she's hot.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I have to agree with you on that one.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Great answers on the kzok Instagram booker says Eddie Murphy
cocktail Blaze is going with Cecily Tyson Hio and Olympia
Kate McKinnon.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Dam she is funny.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
The KZOK question of today, Keep your answers coming. It's
brought to you by Silver City Brewery, a Pacific Northwest
adventure in every can find Silver City Beer in stores
through out Western Washington.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Madison, Jack Black and John Ham are set to host
SNL the final stretch of the fiftieth season, less than
a month after winning Best Actress for Honora Madsen will
make her SNL debut with Morgan Wallin as musical guest.
Jack Black will host for fourth time April fifth, and
Elton john In Seattle's own Brandy Carlisle will.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Be the musical guest. It's Sarah, what out two.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Point five kzy okay two to two point.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Five dazy okay, jerk or justified.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
It's your time to weigh in and decide eight hundred
and two fine two one oh two.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Five Evan and Lacy told his girlfriend he's tired of
picking her up at the airport, especially since her work
will cover the ride share.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Jason and Tacoma opinion. You're a jerk.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Sitting in a ride share with a strengder sucks. Just
pick up your lady.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
And who's this?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
This is christin Peattle. Total jerk move. You might as
well tell her to take the bus. Come on, man,
take the easy win.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
John from five text A nine zero sixty seven jerk,
I hope you like being single. Looks like about eighty
percent of you are going jerk on this one. Well,
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(10:55):
Today or visit Justice for You dot com. Why don't
you pay five kz Okay Sarah, Time to look at
sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers, Facing a
DUI call one eight hundred d u by A way,
tough loss for your Seattle Kraken for nothing last night
to the Minnesota Wild. Their next game is against the
Oilers Saturday at seven. Mariners regular season gets underway one.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Week from today.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Woo the Athletics seven to ten here in Seattle and
tickets are on sale now.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Mariners dot Com.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
March Madness will be in full force at Climate Pledge
Arena for first round games tomorrow. The winners will play
Sunday at Climate Pledge Arena and tickets are on sale
now through Ticketmaster.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You can also check.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Out the practice for free that starts at eleven. First Come,
First Serve and sports is brought to you by Bradley
Johnson Lawyers, Facing a DUI call one eight hundred d
uy away.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Wrap it up for today, but if you.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Missed any of the show, make sure to check out
the podcast on our free iHeartRadio app in casey okay
one of your presets as well.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'll be back tomorrow. Have a great day.
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