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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Top be Thursday, friends, one step closer to the weekend.
All right, the weather's not gonna be great, but it's
the weekend, and for most of us that means not
working until you get a list of crabby chores that
you did get to a week. Enjoy Friday Eve. For now,
it's Sarah forty minutes commercial free right here on what o?
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I'm gonna kick things off Monday.
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Just after six. Let's start your summer off right with
a grand It's Sarah. We are forty minutes commercial three.
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What out? Two by five kz okay. It's Sarah, and
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Is like opening up his mouth a few times. Yeah.
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Sarah one on two point five kzy.
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Happy Birthday, Maclamore.
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I want to know who is your favorite musician from
the area, Gavin and Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What are you thinking? Well, there are so many Pacific
Northwest bands that choose from, but I'm gonna go with Everclear.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah.
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I know they're Portland, but they're.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So good Portland Rachel and port Townsend. What do you think.
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Nirvana's offshoot, The Foo Fighters? Duh? Scandal or not? I
love me some day? Gol yep? How do you not
love the Food Fighters?
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Cash returns on Monday. What do I mean?
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Thirteen times a day, Someone's gonna win a thousand bucks.
I'm gonna kick things off Monday, just after six. Let's
start your summer off right with a grand It's Sarah.
We are forty minutes commercial three What out two point
five kz okay? Very funny comedian Sarah Klona joins the
show next on one.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Out two point five kzy okay. It's one out two
point five kzy okay.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Being joined by one of our favorite funny people, Sarah Klonna.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
How are you doing well? Are you doing okay? It's
a little early for most people.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, I got cats. They wake me up early.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well, we love when you joined the show.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But you are are talking with us this morning for
a very specific reason. You are coming to Seattle this weekend.
Tell us what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, it was kind of last minute.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It's the Emerald City Comedy Club and it's Friday, this Friday,
the twentieth, and Saturday, the twenty first three shows one Friday,
two Saturday. And I'm just so excited because I know
the co owner is he owns the Tacoma Comedy Club.
If people have been out there, it's amazing Spokane Comedy Club.
Like he has a bunch of clubs all over and
so I know it's got to be the top notch
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comedy club. And I'm excited because everyone is always like,
why why don't you ever perform in Seattle proper and
like because they don't have a club, and now they do.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So you've been doing stand up forever, you have been acting.
You're an author, You're a podcaster with more than one
podcast found on our free iHeartRadio app. Where would you
say you get inspiration for your comedy? Like some people
it's specific, like Jim Gaffigan it's his kids.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Is there something you would say is where you get
your funny from my comedy?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I really want it to be relatable, right, So I
find talking about I was single for a very long time,
didn't get married, you know, traditionally, so as they say traditionally,
just because I grew up in Arkansas, So I didn't
get married when I was you know, eighteen, I waited
until I was forty and and I so I feel
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like I have a ton of material about being single,
about dating, and now about being married, so I can
kind of relate to And also, as you guys know,
I'm married to one of your fifty greatest Seahawks of
all time. And I have quite a bit of material
about being married to someone who is, you know, retired
at such a young age.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And what is he forty two?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, so we have our wait is he forty three?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Forty three? Yeah, so he's really getting up.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
There now it's more appropriate for him to be retired.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, exactly. So there's a lot of material about that.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And you know, I do talk a lot about what
about him playing football and stories that come from that.
In Seattle, I can have a little more fun with
it because nobody gets it better than the Seahawks fans.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With the Seahawks fans stands.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, yeah again.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Sarah Colonna performing at the Emerald City Comedy Club up
on cap Heilla Newer Comedy Club and it's three he
shows this weekend Friday, two on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
A handful of tickets are still available as oh is
Sarah Kalina.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Thank you for joining us, Thank you for having me
one don't two point five kz okay. Happy birthday, Maclamore.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Our question to you today is who is your favorite
musician from Seattle?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Marta Melissa best band from our area? Modest Mouth is
a quah in the house, Haley and federal waal. Let's
hear your answer, Sarah. The only answer is Kurt full
stop fair enough.
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Keep your answers come in Sarah's question the day. It's
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Sartors are off today road trip.
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They head to play the Cubbies tomorrow eleven twenty Start time.
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you're on Bainbridge Island, says his mom wants to come visit.
He asked her not to bring her dogs because they bark,
they're annoying, and he doesn't want him in the house.
She said, he's a rude jerk. He thinks he's justified.
Where do you stand, Chris and shore Line, Sharah.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
You need to respect your elders and come on, and
your mom too. Really fair point, it is your mom,
Marie and Kent, it's your mom, Bro, Who does that?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Sarah? This guy is a jerk.
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Text line actually split on this, which stuns me.
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I thought more people would be on his side.
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to kick things off Monday, just after six. Let's start
your summer off right with a grand It's Sarah. We
are forty minutes commercial free. Why don't you point five
kz okay? Why don't you point five kz okay? Happy birthday, Maclamore.
Our question to you today is who is your favorite
musician from Seattle?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Marna Melissa, best band from our area, modest Mouth. It's
a qua in the house, Haley and Federal Way. Let's
hear your answer, Sarah. The only answer is Kurt full stop.
Fair enough. Keep your answers come in. Sarah's question the day.
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one out two point five kazy okay and Sarah one
ou't two point five kzy okay. Time to take a
look at sports.
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Facing a DUI call one eight hundred d u y
away Manners are off today. They hit the road to
play the Cubbies tomorrow at eleven twenty. Got a love
day Baseball Baby, the storm or playing the Aces tomorrow
at s and the Finals. Oklahoma City has a three
to two lead over the Indiana Pacers. Next game is
five thirty tonight, and the Rainer back on the pitch Saturday,
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facing Utah Sports, brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers,
facing a to UI call one eight hundred duy away.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I am wrapping up for today. Ali is up next.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If you missed any of this morning's show, including our
interview with the very funny Sarah Colonna, make sure to
check out the podcast on our free iHeartRadio app. Have
a great day, I'll be back tomorrow