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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you smart? We mean Sarah smart? Your chance to
be Smartacus? I am?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You win the title for the day and you win tickets.
Lewis Black whose final tour ever? McCall hall, November sixteenth,
Good morning to Mark and des Moines.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello. How's it going? Mark?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
How are you doing pretty well? Do you call me ma'am?
It feel so proper.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Some people normally call me Mark.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Are you ready to play trivia?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I am all right.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
You're gonna get three questions.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You have to get two of three correct in order
to win the title of Smartacus and the tickets.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Here is your first question, Mark.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Lewis Black once acted on the TV show Law and
Order SVU. Which rap star plays cop Tutuolo on the show?
Is it iced tea, ice cube or vanilla ice?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Does not even let me finish? Mark?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Iced tea is correct? You got that all right, Mark?
Yet he needs to get another way? Well not yet.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Gibbons has this has a itchy trigger finger.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's true my fault.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You have to get two of three right. Mark. Here's
your next question.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Shaquill O'Neil long starting commercials for what pain relief product?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh man, I can see it too.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Mmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You're gonna have to pass on this one, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You got to get this last one right, Mark, otherwise
we make fun of you. What sport do they call
the fastest sport on ice? Don't ever think this, Mark,
what sport gets played on ice?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Hockey?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hockey's right.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Mark, you did it. You are the one you didn't
get right. Shaquille O'Neil did the commercials for icy hot.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh, that's right, he's back.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, Mark, congratulations, you are Smartacus. You're going to see
Lewis Black at McCall Hall on November sixteenth. Tickets are
on sale now and you guys have a chance to
play and win tomorrow, same time, same place. Speaking of winning,
somebody's about to get their hands on one thousand dollars.
Think about what you could buy with a grand That's
(02:34):
a couple of cups of coffee. That's a lot of donuts,
tickets to see Lewis Black.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Spend it on whatever you want. Thousand dollars rock the
bank right after the scorpions. O kaz Okay, why don't
you buy five? Kz Okay Seattle's classic rock station. Over
the weekend, David Gilmour played his first show in the
States in eight years, playing down in LA Unfortunately no
Seattle dates, but where it is.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
The concert was pretty epic.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And Mama g is doing her darness to get to
Madison Square Garden to see him in New York City.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I think a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh, I hope she can.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I hope so as well.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I mean, I don't mean to be like morbid or anything,
but there's not that much time.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
A man's seventy eight years old. How many more tours
is he going to do?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
And that's why this one isn't like a full blown tour.
He's just doing a couple of shows here, a couple
of shows there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I remember thinking that when Paul McCartney came to town.
I think that was ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And he's still going.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh yeah, I bet a thousand bucks would help you
buy some concert tickets.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Gibbons. What is this hour's keyword?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This hour's keyword is credit Baby.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Credit.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Enter it at kzoka dot com for your chance to
rock the bank thousand bucks. Stop Petty on one of
two point five kzoka, Seattle's classic rock station. You can
answer the kz ok Question of the day. What was
your favorite birthday gift as a kid. It was our
favorite kid's birthday yesterday, Gibbons.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, you called me your favorite kid.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah. You act like you're thirteen.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, thirteen On a good day, I'll say twelve.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
We've gotten so many great answers, but keeping coming. You
can answer on the cazok social media call eight hundred
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six two seven, use the talk back feature on the
free iHeartRadio app at record your voice and sends it
right here to the studios. News is coming up next
here in Washington. We have made it to the top
five of a list. No one wants to be on
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stolen cars. Oh, Scotland yard is investigating a hen's crime.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No geez theft? No not the cheese.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
News is next?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okazy okay aerosmithought on it just went five kazyok, Seattle's
classic rock station. Time to take a look at the news.
Hell of a storm here in western Washington yesterday. But
for some the power went out after a bird's nest
came into contact with energized wires.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh no ballard.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
A lot of people lost power, they said, the nest
came into contact with a high voltage area, but there
was not a lot enough left of the nest to
identify what type of bird it was.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Bro that's so sad.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Levels sun's out for a hot second, but uh, sorry
to say that rain is coming back today.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
The sun's out this I look out the window right here,
the sun's out.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Bad news for car owners here in Washington.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The number of cars stolen each year is getting close
to the one million mark here in America. Oh and
here in Washington theft's up sixty five percent.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So Washington and Oregon also in the top five of
the cities with the worst number of car thefts.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What the h man?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
If you can't have your own car, don't go stealing
somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Chenowick, Bremerton, WANATCHI are the ones that had the highest spike.
And I would like to say to whoever the jerk
is out there who burgled me my car last night.
I don't know what I'm gonna say to you, except
I can't because I'd have to take myself off the air.
They stole my car fob to get into the building row.
(05:57):
They stole Matt's car fob to get into his building.
They don't know where our buildings are. What the hell
they stole my owner's manual?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
How'd they get into the car?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Sarah, I left it unlocked by accident.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Don't be stupid, moron.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It was on me.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But it was really weird because whistle Workwear gave us
awesome car heart sweatshirts.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm wearing mine right now. It's nice and cozy.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, they're awesome sweatshirts. We love car Heart, we love
whistle Workwear. Yeah, they were in the back seat. It
was one for you and one for producer Waldo. And
they didn't steal that, just my owner's manual and my registration.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Maybe they really wanted to know the inner workings of
this car. It had no intention of stealing it. Maybe there,
Maybe it was a mechanic who was like, you know,
I need to see if they can get the owner's manual.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, there it is. I won't take anything, must be
it givens class half full. I'm trying to find it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Scotland Yard is investigating a stinky crime cheese.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Thousands of pounds of cheese. This is diabolical.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
A con artist posing as a wholesale distributor for a
major French retailer stole almost fifty thousand pounds of check
and before the company was able to realize that it
was a scam.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
It's physically impossible for one man to eat that much
cheddar before it goes bad. There's got to be some
Shenanigan's happening here.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Authorities are telling cheesemongers to be on the lookout, so
this guy is going to sell this award winning cheddar
on the black market. Even Jamie Oliver, the celebrity chef,
has gotten involved trying to figure out who did this
and how do they get the cheese back?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We want justice for the cheese.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Joe was on the phone to tell us a tale.
He lied to his extended family about his vacation plans.
Said he had to go to work to avoid.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
A trip with them.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Mmmm.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is he a jerk or are his actions justified? Let's
decide after we hear the details, which is right after
music from Phil Collins on kz oka.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
One O two five zy Okay jerk or justified? It's
your time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred and
two five two.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
One oh two five jerk or justified.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You guys will decide after hearing Joe and Seattle has
to say.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Hi, Joe, how are you guys?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Good man? How are you doing? Okay? I'm doing okay.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I all right. I am trying to see whether or
not okay. My friend called me a jerk and I
need I need your help with this, all right?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
All right?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
So my extended family is going on a vacation holiday
vacation in London this year, and I told him I
couldn't go because I have like a work project. I
want to stay local, you know. And I was lying
to him because I'm actually going to Cabo what I
want to do. I don't want to be in rainy London.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You know.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
I already lived in Seattle. So well, the thing is,
I told my best buddy about this, and he was
the one to call me a jerk. And I think
that I'm totally justified in this, So you know, hit me.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What's your opinion with this?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What do you guys think?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Eight hundred two five two one five text in nine
zero sixty seven. He is the talkback feature in the
free iHeartRadio app Tap that little red microphone. It records
your voice and sends it right here to the studio.
Joe lied to his family going to Cabo. He's not
really working?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Is he a jerk? Is he justified?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We'll give you our opinion and take your calls right
after metallica.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay, it's okay, one.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
O two twenty five easy, Okay, jerk or justified? It's
your time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred and
two fine two one oh two five.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Jerk or justify?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
All right, Joe, sum it up for us again. What's
going on with you?
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Yeah, so I lied to my extended family that had
a work trip and so I couldn't go to London
with them. But I'm actually going to Cobo because I
don't want to deal with the rain.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You know what, London over the winter is like the
worst place in the world. So I think you're completely justified.
I would go to Cabo if I had the choice.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Bro, I appreciate that. Joe.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I love you to death. I feel like you're not
only a jerk. This is going to have le tsting
effects because you're gonna get caught. And when you do
get caught, Now, the extended family and your immediate family
is gonna question like everything you do, it's a slippery slopes.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So what, Lisa, isn't Arlington as Joe a jerk?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Or is he justified in your opinion?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh am I, yep, you're alive on the radio, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I think that you've justified if he approached the extended
family with his ulternate idea and why because you know
a lot of times it's about memories and spending time
with the family.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Said, maybe they don't really.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, I mean, look, my family does this periodically where
they're gonna go do something over the holidays. This year,
they're going to Lisbon. I already went to Lisbon. This
is a couple of years ago, so I'm not going.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
You didn't You didn't go with your family. You probably
you might not even going with your husband. You guys
travel separately.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Come on, I.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Did go with my husband and we were visiting family
who were living in Lisbon. Okay, all right, so let's
look at the text line nine zero six two seven.
Lakewood Viking says, totally justified. You're a grown ass man.
You make your own money. You can do what you want. Joe,
Willie and Covington.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
My man is justified. He's a grown man. He can
do what he wants. I'd rather go to Cabo too,
another texter with no name.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You should have just told the truth and said you
had reservations for Cabo. Oh that's a good point. That's
pretty smart.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's a lie on top of a line. That's a
lie sception. We can't have that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, but that's a that's.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
My reservations were really just going to London. I was
full on going to Cowbos.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He was never he was never going. Dann and Covington said, justified, Joe,
it's looking pretty good for you.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Okay, all right, well, I mean the just have it.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
So yeah, the just have spoken. Joe, enjoy Cabo.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Can I come with you?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Yeah? No, I'm definitely going to And I'm gonna go
to my butt and say like, hey, you know Seattle
agrees with me.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeszy, okay, spoken, have fun Joe coming up? All right,
you guys, I have another chance to rock the bank.
Get your hands on one thousand bucks. We've got entertainment news,
We've got tickets to talk Tom Sagara. A lot's still
happening before the show ends today, but right now we
have got music from Led Zeppelin on one O two
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point five k's Okay Seattle Classic Rock Stations, Nirvana on
five kz okase Seattle's Classic Rock Station. Taking a look
at the news. Former Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie
Muniez is continuing his NASCAR career. He is a full
time writer in the truck series for next year, so
Munyez will make the jump from part time racer to
(12:53):
full slate. In the number thirty three Ford for Reroom
Brothers Racing Listen.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I turned my mic on and then it turned back off,
and then it turned it back on. It turned back off.
You know, I wonder though, is he going to be
stuck in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'll turn my mic back off.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm saying thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
At the box office over the weekend, as expected, the
best movie franchise of all time was at number one, Venom.
The last dance joining us now is our movie expert.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's Waldo. Good morning, Waldo, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Are you just now recovering from the big weekend at
the box office with Venom three opening up?
Speaker 8 (13:39):
I'm recovering from having to sit through a terrible movie.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Hey words, So Venom was predicted to be number one,
even though on Friday when Waldo joined us, I still
think he lied to me. He said that the Rotten
Tomatoes reviewers were not giving this glowing reviews.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Is that right, Waldo?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yes, they we're ripping it down to thirty seven percent rotten,
and with about one hundred more reviews than they're were
on Friday, it's sitting still at thirty seven percent rotten.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Again, I think that you have dyslexia. It's seventy three
percent fresh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's still not a great score.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
All right, So now that the weekend is behind us,
now you can look at Rotten Tomatoes and see what
is the audience score for Venom the Last Dance.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
So it's got over two five hundred audience reviews and
it's about eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Whoa, yeah, ven.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I love the passion. I love the passion passion about venom.
I mean all the things that just really stingers to
send your teeth into it's venom.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
But you think about it, I mean, Waldo, every week
looks at the movies and the Rotten Tomatoes experts, those
are like that's their job, like they're they're movie reviewers.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, and these guys are too.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
High falutin for a classic movie like Venom. The life
stance is that, right, Waldo?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Unfortunately, you're right. They most fun movies critics hate.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I was not expecting that. Wow, thank you Waldo.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
All right, so I will say this, Venom three did
not do as well as the first two. They thought
it was going to do a little bit better at
the box office. It only brought in fifty one at
number two was smile to number three? Conclave? Oh that's
the pope movie.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Ooh, and I forget Walda.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Did Conclave have a good Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yes, it is at ninety two percent and it's certified fresh,
so it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Wow. And that's about popes.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Be a juicy movie.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Well, and it's about you, like cover ups in the
Catholic church and like how you get to make a
pope and maybe some of the stuff they weren't doing right.
And I know Waldo wears a conspiracy theorist's hat, so
maybe that's the kind of thing that those sorts of
people would enjoy watching.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
I heard it's a touching story.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh my god, that's took a second. That was awesome.
That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Waldo. Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We'll talk to you on Friday to see what's going
on in theaters this coming weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Okay, all right, have a goodok Hey, I've got a
quick question for you before you go. Are you dressing
up for Halloween this year?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'm going to. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Can you tell us what.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You're gonna be or is it a surprise because you're
gonna come into the studio on Thursday.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Uh, I'm going to be Hercules trainer from the Disney Hercules.
So the half goat half man.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Do you have to wear a shirt or are you shirtless?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Shirtless? Hell? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
And you're coming to because he's got the beer.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
He's got a hairy beer belly. So I figured just
find some my goat.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Legs and I'm him.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh my god, I can't wait to see that.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
All right, Thank you all though, can't wait to see
on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Bye, coming up right after music from Fleetwood, Mac Rock
the Bank. Maybe want a thousand bucks to spend on
your Halloween costume?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Your candy is rather expensive. Thousand dollars. You can spend
that on whatever you like.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
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someone's about to win a grand Rock the Bank after Fleetwood,
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Seattle's classic rock station. Tom Sagura will be at the
EQUC on April twenty fourth. We just had some trivia.
Lorne in Oak Harbor was the winner. The question givens
did you know the answer? But what do you call
(17:37):
a mail cat? You call that a cat?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right? Listen, listen, Sarah.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
We all know that you're the brains of this show
and I'm the beauty of this show.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
It's a tom tomcat.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
And Susannah Pacific texted nine zero sixty seven and said,
a neutered male cat is called a gibb.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Really they're called Oh isn't that something like the neuter
man on this show?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Geez, Louise, you got a chance to win again tomorrow
write about nine twenty five those takes to songtalkserra up.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Next, we'll talk about the Kraken.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
We'll talk about what is next for your Seattle Seahawks
will bring you sports after White Snake, White Snake on
on two point five K's Okay, Seattle's classic Rock Station.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Let's take a look at sports.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a
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What a d ui away?
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It's the twenty twenty four Sports Equinox. All five major
pro sports will be an action on the same day.
We've got the NFL, of course, Monday Football, got the NBA,
we got the World Series Baseball, we got hockey, NHL
and MLS.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Excuse me, yes, you've forgotten the sixth major sport that
is also on tonight. Well, okay for seven WWE Monday
Night rolls on tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Come on, Bro, I'd.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Say, somehow don't include that in the Sports Equinox. So
surprise Sounders Playoffs off get underway tonight, Houston, six o'clock
here in Seattle, Ghost Sounders, And as I said, World Series,
We've got Game three tonight, fiveh eight start time. After
a partial shoulder dislocation, show HEEO, Tony says.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
He will play bro He's not human.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah, I know, he really might be a robot for real.
And the series shifts to.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yankee Stadium and let's see tonight Monday Night Football.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
We've got giants at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Of course, we had a tough loss yesterday for your
Seattle Seahawks. We'll look at the future up next RAMS
one twenty five Here in Seattle, Friday eight fifteen, Seahawks
legend John Ryan will join us to talk about what
to look forward to on Sunday's game.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's gonna be a brief chat.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Hey, if you missed the ending of the Washington Chicago
football game yesterday, make sure that you watch the video
because it was the best and ever.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, didn't matter who you were rooting for.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I mean, I guess if you're like a diehard Chicago
fan like y'all, blew it?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Did you see one of the Bears players came out
and apologize for talking smack right before that massive Hailbarry,
Look what you did?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You talked smack and then you lost the game?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
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Speaker 3 (20:39):
We are wrapping up for today. Ali is up next.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
She will have a keyword for you to enter at
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happens right about ten eleven, and she'll start things off
with a commercial free hour of classic rock. That happens next,
and we'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah,