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One O two point five kazy OkaySeattle an iHeartRadio station, the exclusive audio
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BJ Sarah. And that guy overthere, he's wholda good morning. Wow.
Look at that man whack. Thisis amazing to me. He's looking
at him, He's He's a spectacleand a specimen at the same time.
I want to thank you because I'vegiven you a hard time Sarah. Though
still I don't know if it's completelyreal, but you claim what you brought
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me this morning, this wonderful littlesnackery, which I appreciate. You claim
you brought this from Japan. Ididn't. I didn't think so I was
like you were trying to pass thisoff, like, oh, I told
you I was thinking of you whenI was in Japan. I'm like,
I feel like you can could havegone to a Wa Jamaya and probably pick
this up. So there's a littlestore, it's like a teeny tiny mini
Watja Maya in Queen Anne, andit sells a whole lot of snacks.
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It's more like the Seven Elevens ofAsia, where it's got tons of snacks
and the canned coffee and the OhI after visit that store, what's that?
You'll have to tell me the nameof that shy. I can't remember
it. Oh man, and that'swhere I got your snacks. I'm not
even sure if they're Japanese. Theymight be Korean. Oh, it's hard
to say. It's well, itsays by my or mem m, I
am I, and then there's alot of kangi on here. I think
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it's kangy anyway, and uh Ihave Google translated. I should put Oh,
there you go. But I'll figureout what it says later, because
if I was trying to pass thatoff as from Japan and then we find
out that's Korean, busted, Ohso busted. I have to tell you
those of you who don't know.I was in Okay now what Japan last
week and it was a magical place, no joke, one of my most
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favorite vacations of all time. Thefood was epic, but I do not
like their snacks if the rice crackersare all super dry. The desserts.
Even the people who we were talkingto, they said, Okinawan desserts are
all the type that suck all themoisture out of your mouth. Oh really
like Okinawan donuts. It's got theword donut in it. We're so excited.
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The driest thing ever. I wonderwhy. I mean, I mean,
obviously they would know unless they reallypreferred dry food. The cookies same
thing. I was like, arethese super old? No? It turns
out they are just dry and crumbly. Oh so I didn't bring you anything
because they were not yummy. Yeah, I don't know if my girlfriend was
in Okinawa. She might have onlybeen in Kyoto and also in Tokyo.
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Yes she was mainland. She lovedthe desserts. But did she have dessert
or did she have snacks? Well, that's a good question. She went
to those seven elevens you talked about. I'm picking her up today. I'll
have to try to give her thethird degree. Well, we'll see what
she brings you. Yeah. Well, I mean again, a lot of
it's fresh. I don't know ifit can last. Yeah, because if
it's like a cake or something,like that, Okinawan. I'm telling you
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everything was super dry. Okay,we don't want to think about you.
Oh I always think about I eventexted you guys. Yeah you kind of
did. Yeah you did. Ididn't kind of. Yeah, I don't
know. I didn't pay attention.I got something from you and I thought
it was spam. Oh you know, so I might have said I hope
you I hope was whatever you said. I hope it was nice. Didn't
I text something important? Waldough likeyou guys are great. I'm thinking about
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you on my vacation because you know, we the three we were having a
conversation. You said, I can'tleave you guys alone for a moment.
That's right. Oh yeah, yeahthat was a very motherly thing. So
on the fourth it got rather Yeah, there might have been some short shorts
and yeah, and you were like, well, I'm in another country,
and let me tell you I'm cultured. I don't think that's what I sounded.
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That's exactly what you sounded like tome. But thank you for my
snack. Yes, you're welcome.It's it looks interesting. They look like
little noodles that I used to remembergetting at uh at at Chinese restaurants in
Boston. They would give you thesenoodle appetizer things. Maybe they'll taste like
that, I hope. So theylook like French fries, but I don't
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think they're French fries. They donot taste like fries. They look like
potato sticks, but I don't thinktheir potato tastes like potato sticks. I
don't even know what they're made up, but I'm going to try to look
it up. All right, therewe go, But what a great start
to my day. A snack,that's true. I know the way to
your heart. BJ. Thank you. We're all on social media, by
the way, if you want tocheck out my pictures from Okinawa, Facebook
and Instagram, I'm at Sarah Kay's. Okay, you can get me on
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Facebook, the real Bjshay at bjshaeverywhere else. Wall though, magic on
everything, on everything, everything,I know, But you know what that'll
change? I have hope. Speakingof food, BJA, it is time
to say goodbye to tacos. Why. I'll explain in the newsh I like
tacos. A new pickle collaboration istaking off pickles and what Okay, a
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jawless alligator has been taken into custodya jawless alligator. Yeah this is like
out of the Walking Dead kind ofyeah, but technically out of Florida,
so it makes it's not mischeone justwalking around with tot alliga. Okay news
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and time to check out Sarah's news. Hey, you gotta put that microphone
on. That's you know what thesethings when they're on broadcast your voice to
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well, nobody hears you just foundout. Yeah, nobody hears you at
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Time to say goodbye to tacos?PJ. Why what's going on? We
did that know? A Taco Timeis closing? Oh? Where Wallingford?
Wallingford? Man, I feel likethat Taco Time's been there forever it has
been. So this is the oneon North forty fifth Street in Wallingford.
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This is a store that has beenthere since nineteen ninety and there's two locations,
I guess, two different buildings,and one has been there since nineteen
seventy four. That's kind of old, okay. And they said the increasing
costs of food and wages, theycannot stay in business anymore. Oh wow,
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so you said that. So yousaid there's two Taco Times, so
one is closing. Yeah, sothe I guess there are adjacent franchises,
and one of them has been theresince nineteen seventy four and it's the end
of an era. Yeah, sothere'll be at Taco Time in Wallingford.
Still, No, it's closing fullstop. So there is one across the
street from us here, yeah,in Inner Bay on Elliott. But this
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one, I mean, you thinkabout it. It's that's your neighborhood.
Yeah, and it's been there forand it's local, you know, I
mean, it's specific Northwest. Idon't know if they start an Oregan or
here, I can't remember. Butyou know, man, you got all
these other you get all these othertaco companies coming in that these franchises,
but Taco Time is like, yeah, it's a bummer. Well, a
lot of people who run restaurants andsuch have been lamenting this for a couple
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of years that food is costing more. Getting food even you know, you're
bringing up the avocados and tomatoes andstuff from Mexico. It's all getting more
expensive. They had this big heatwave down there that ruined all of their
crops, and then we have topay people more deservedly. But from a
business owner's perspective, you're like,oh my gosh, I have to pay
them everybody twenty dollars an hour,and so a lot of people are just
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folding and there we go, Ohman, that's like you said, that's
since the seventies. Yep. Alsoin news, we know the cruise ship
season is crucial to the Seattle areayep. But up in Alaska they want
to do something about all of thecruise ships. They are considering no cruises
on Saturday laws. Whoa, Imean, that's kind of when people are
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on vacation. So they I'm notsure. I guess maybe this Saturday,
if they do put this band intoeffect, would be a day on the
boat. But they want to stopthe crush of tourists from going into these
small towns in Alaska because the residentsaren't able to go and enjoy their own
city on a Saturday. WHOA,Okay, I can appreciate that. They
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also say the Menden Hall Glacier hasstarted to melt oh because of us.
Yeah, dang cruise people. Thisdrives me crazy though, Like do you
not want money? Do you notwant your Like, well, okay,
go do something else out in thewoods, Like you are you crazy Laska
people on a Saturday and let thesepeople come in and spend their money that
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keeps you able to live there forthe rest of the year. I you
know, it's I mean it's toughbecause you know, you work all week
and you know you do want togo hang out and have fun. But
it's like if you're just walking intoa bunch of people. I remember that
when we had we had a placedown in California, and this time of
year it's a real beating to justget around in the touristy area of California.
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Let you, like, you can'tenjoy your beaches, you can't enjoy
the stuff that you would go to. You tried going to Pike Place Market
on a Saturday. Yeah, it'sinsane. Yeah, insane. You got
to go in the winter like yougo in the winter, and Pipe Place
Market is freezing to death, butat least it's manageable. You have to
like, what is it, Octobertwenty eighth or something like that is when
the cruise ship season ends, andthen that falling weekend is when you can
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start going. Yeah. So Ithink it's sort of like that. Matt
and I went to the Pink Doorfor like an early dinner, late lunch
last weekend and it was just acrush of people down there. Yeah.
So, I mean, I getwhere Alaska's coming from. But I think
Waldo also makes a good point.Yeah. The thing is is that you
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know a lot of us don't livedowntown, don't live in Pipe Place Market.
Where's these small towns? Where areyou going to go? Like that's
all you got? That's true.I live on Mercery Island on beuj Wow.
All right, alrighty. Then thereis a new dessert that some of
you might relish claws in pickles.Oh, I say what he did with
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relish? You cute? I've partneredwith Baked Buy Melissa to create a first
of its kind pickle cupcake. Okay, I don't think so. They say
it is delicious, Oh delicious.I don't want this. I would absolutely
try this, but I'm a littleskeptical. I mean a pickle cupcake.
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I'm trying to think. I mean, mate, do I have a pickle
with bread? Maybe I'm trying toimagine it. But like a savory I'm
into some savory donuts that like someAsian bakeries have. But it does have
the butter cream frosting, so Ithink it is sweet. Oh, I
don't know about them a sweet well, I mean I do like sweet pickles,
but oh, I don't know.I don't like sweet pickles all right.
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I like butter cream. So I'mwilling to try it now. Because
butter cream frosting is amazing. Ithink we need to try it. According
to the reports, pickles are abig deal right now, uh huh,
especially with gen Z and pickle.Gen Z products have continued to trend upward,
with seventy three percent of Americans reportingthey enjoy the taste of pickles.
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What is going on with Zoomers,seriously, when they're like mashing up food
that just doesn't belong together. Whatare these Zoomer kids doing? I mean,
we did talk about the dill pickledpotato chips. Those were good.
I liked them so good. Yeah, I did like those. We had
the Dill doritos again, I thoughtthose were good too. And now maybe
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pickle cupcakes. See they're all savoryand salty. True. Where's the cupcake?
Got on? O even has sprinkles. Sprinkles? Yeah? Well,
okay, if anyone knows of aplace here in Washington making them, let
us know. You can text ninezero sixty seven. Yeah, dill pickle
a cupcake. Yeah, we haveto. Oh. I can't wait to
get my hands on that. Inthe meantime, I'll have a cupcake.
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Authorities caught a man trying to smuggleone hundred lives snakes in his pants.
Okay, this guy was trying toenter China from Hong Kong, and they
they could tell he was like agitatedand behaving a little bit weird. They
decided to search him and that's whenthey found one hundred and four snakes down
his pants. Oh man, Whythe good news is they were in sealed
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bags. Oh well, sure,they can't get out of them. Well,
there was a story a couple ofmonths ago about a guy who had
like his pants were moving. Yeah, because he didn't have them in bags.
That's a scary thing. I mean, you feel like it's right out
of Alien, you know. Imean you think like, okay, I
don't want to see anything popping outof anywhere, just like that movie,
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and then you see it's Oh,that would be just so disturbing. Did
I tell you I just rewatched thata couple of weeks ago. Alien the
original the og Wow, so good. It totally holds up. It is
so so, so good. Yeah, I'm afraid to watch it again.
It's terrifying. Well, I'm notafraid for that reason. I'm afraid that
I won't think it holds up.Oh no, it did. It looked
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really good, really looked good.Okay, because even though you know this
is a spaceship, there was likemaybe one scene that didn't look great.
But that's like Star Wars, evencurrent Star Wars. On some of the
scenes you're like, yeah, that'sfake. Yeah, all right, all
right, you still it's still suspenseful. Oh yeah, you still hate that
cat making you jump when you thoughtit was the xenomorph. Yes, that's
stupid cat boiler alert. Oh,I know, sorry, you're right.
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I hope people get to see thatmovie. It hasn't been out too long.
I think it came out in nineteenseventy nine. I think it did.
I think you have plenty of timeto see that. It's time for
today's things. They're not right inFlorida, start of today. Yay.
A Jallas alligator has been caught inFlorida. A Jallais alligator. So they
called it a trapper because this alligatorwas pretty famous. It was missing most
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of its upper jaw, so theyhad seen it and it took them months
and months to find it. Theydecided to name it after Dolly Parton.
Why because it has no jaw.Joline Dolly ah the South. So they
named it after Dolly Parton, andthey were able to finally take it into
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custody because the problem was when youdon't have your upper jaw, you can't
trap and kill things to eat.Yeah, okay, so they were trying
to help it. Yeah, that'skind of a nice story out of Florida.
Yeah, I guess. I alsofeel like if your mouth is open
all the time, you just goskimming, you know. I feel like,
and it was still alive, right, so doesn't really need our help
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or did it? Figure it outon his own. Well, Jauline is
now in custody, all right,Jeleene, Oh Florida, Oh Florida News
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pickle cupcakes. So that's whatever youwant to do. Man, you just
need the code word, that's all. Are you ready to give it?
All right? Fine? Give itup, all right, BJ, I'll
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now it's Sarah's News. The longawaited sequel to two thousand's Gladiator now has
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its first trailer. Gladiator two starsPedro, Pascal, Paul Mescal and Denzel.
It really are you making that up? Is Denzel in it? Yes?
Oh he's in it? Okay?So Pascal mez call Denzil, I
see what you did there? AndMescal will be portraying grown up Lucius,
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who is the nephew of Joaquin Phoenix'scommedis in the original. Okay, so
the sequel picks up years later withLucius now living in North Africa, events
bringing back to Rome as a gladiator, where he makes new enemies and reunites
with his mama. Movie is comingout on November twenty second, but people
are already losing their minds about thetrailer. Yeah, and I think there,
you know again, with all thesuperhero fatigue, I think people are
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happy to have a franchise that doesn'thave somebody flying around. Yes, for
sure. I don't always love watchingmovie trailers because I think they just give
you too much oh yeah, orthey give you stuff that only is in
like two minutes of the movie.And so I take it you didn't watch
it, PJ, I have notseen this yet. And Waldo, did
you watch the trailer? I watchedlike the first couple seconds of it,
just because what you're saying. Butright off the bat, it's like,
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whoa, this is gonna be anawesome movie. Cool, Yeah, something
to look forward to. And Novembertwenty second means I think it's gonna be
a blockbuster. Have you guys seenthe trailer for this new Rome show that's
on Peacock New Rome show. It'sa show about some kind of those who
die or those who rise, whodie or die rising? I don't know,
bread, yeah, rise again.Yeah, it's got the It's it's
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got the the the real bad guythat treated Sonster really bad, her husband
from Game of Thrones, that guythat actor Ian Reese or Rewis or whatever.
Yeah, what's it called Waldo?Those about to die? That's it?
Yes, for those about you.So is this a remake of the
original show Rome. I don't know. It's it looks Roman. I saw
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I saw people in Chariots. Uh. And Anthony Hopkins is in it.
He's just smacks of Rome. AnthonyHopkins like, yeah, it's yeah,
it's a British It's like British Romans, which is weird, but I'll go
with it. Yeah, I mean, I just it's a British production,
I think, is what it is. So there's a lot of English octas
in it, but Peacock is goingto be featuring it. But it looked
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like it could be kind of epic. But I know I don't run that
place. I don't run that play. Well, now I prove Amazon Prime
now has commercials, and so I'mgetting used to that. Your phone is
talking to you. Please turn offyour something something? Do they have it
on vibrate? You heard that?Yeah? Yeah? Whoa you heard that
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too? Yeah? That was that'son vibrate? What kind of phone can
you hear like that? Wow?You guys are amazing? Sorry with that.
Clenty's Wood had an epic western calledA Fistful of Dollars. Oh yeah.
It came out in nineteen sixty four. It was a remake of an
Akira Corusawa movie, and it isnow getting remade once again. Really,
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A Fistful of Dollars is going tobe redone. It tells the story of
a drifter played by Eastwood, whosets two rival families against each other in
an effort to make money. Yeahhe was, you know, he was
a big cowboy guy for a whilefor sure. So I wonder who's going
to be the new Eastwood? Imean, Kevin Costner is kind of like
the cowboy guy, now, isn'the. Oh I have a story about
that as well. Oh boy,But I do not know who is set
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to star in this, but Imean they're out of ideas. What if
it's Tom Hardy. Oh, it'sgonna be the best movie ever, that's
right, I thought, Okay,then you're back on board. So Kevin
Costner just came out with that movieHorizon and American Saga, and it was
Chapter one, and this is hisbaby, and he put his own money
into it. He put other people'smoney into it, to the tune of
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millions. Well, it was supposedto come out chapter two next month.
Yeah, and they said, yeah, we're going to push that. We'm
back, and everybody thinks it's becauseit did really poorly at the box office.
Yeah, but his people are like, we want to make sure we
give people a chance to see itbefore we put out the second one.
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Oh, because we haven't seen thefirst one. Yeah, because all of
us really look how long it tookus to watch done before They like we
ha were like, no, keeppushing it back. We don't want Dune
to side out too. Don't putthat out yet. None of us wanted
to all that so quickly. Okay, Kevin, Well, this week is
tomorrow, Friday. Tomorrow is Friday, right, tomorrow a fifty five.
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just went to il for the ms? No? Oh no, not at
Noyes. Another one big win yesterday. That's good. Bring your sports after
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Facing a d UI call one eighthundred d uy away, well,
eight hundred d U away, Yeah, Mariners looking good? Yeah, two
nothing victory over the Padres other shutup man. The pitching's getting it done.
So the Mariners now sit at fiftyone and forty three. Okay,
I mean, look, that's betterthan what we would like it to,
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you know, I mean last yearwe were hoping for something like that.
The Padres are at forty nine andforty seven. That's good two game sets.
So now we have the Angels upnext. Okay, and again that's
a team we really should beat andwe will. All right, well and
listen, they beat the Padres.The Padres I think are a better team
than the Angels, at least Ifeel like they are. So I'm feeling
good about it. I'm going intothe All Star break. Let's go people,
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Well they'll go into the break yet, because the games is six thirty
eight tonight. Yeah, you're right, well, this is this is the
last series before we take a littlebreak. Well, unfortunately, Dominic Canzone
has been placed on the ten dayinjured list. Ah, Dominic, Oh,
my groin hurts. Well, thathappens sometimes when you're a little too
active. He suffered this injury whilemaking a diving catch over this past weekend
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and he was running the bases andhe's like, ah, I got some
awis down there. Yeah. Well, you know whenever they dive like head
first like that and they land ontheir front. It does make you wonder,
like, oh man, there's somedamage. They can be done the
storm tomorrow. Have the links atseven Sounders Saturday five thirty against Austin.
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The Nathan's hot Dog Eating Contest wasthis past weekend. It was a travesty
because the guy that beat Joey Chessnut was like, the number was so
much lower than Joey's and I'm sureif Joey Chess had been allowed to compete,
he would have won. However,or now there is a cheating scandal.
How do you cheat at swallowing hotdogs? He's accused of using sleight
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of hand trickery to inflate his weenyconsumption numbers. This is the guy that
won. What Yeah, so oncompetition day it is said that this guy
ate, let's see forty six pointseventy five, which was fourth place all
right, but magically later that dayit leapt up to fifty one point seventy
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five because they tabulate the plates andlike there's some other way that they make
sure that they out exactly. Sohe did a fancy thing with the play
a little magic trick. Yeah,so each plate has five hot dogs.
Any uneaten debris gets deducted from yourtotal score. Word is okay. This
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is the accusation, which is hilariousto me. He stole plates from another
competitor's stack and put them on hisown plates. Oh so his stack of
dirty plates. He then went whoand sold somebody else's to make it look
like you ate more. Wow,man, what do you get for this?
Is there money? And not eventhat much. It's like it's so
wild, Like, don't misunderstand me. Ten thousand dollars is a crazy amount
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of money. It is, Butyou think for a big competition it would
be more than that. Does thatmake sense? Yeah? But I will
tell you I've seen cheating in theand magic the gathering tournaments where yeah,
and they're not ten thousand dollars firstplace prizes, they're a lot. They're
they're in their thousands. And thereare people that cheat in that too,
So I guess, yeah, youknow it's enough money, you're like,
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I want it, I will cheat. So crazy Sports brought you by Bradley
John's lawyers facing a DUI call oneeight hundred uy Away Bellevue middle schoolers are
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They want a NASA challenge. Theyget money, they get a flight box
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supports STEM programs. So these aremiddle school kids. That's pretty impressive who
are working with NASA. It's superimpressive. And I will tell you I
think about like stuff I did whenI was a kid. I didn't do
anything evolving NASA. No. Andyou know Spokane's own Kayla La France,
who was on the Biggest Nerds.She is a rocket scientist for NASA.
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But did she start in middle school? I don't know. She was smart
all the time. You just youknow, Kayla probably was one of those
kids where you just knew, well, maybe you did something cool when you
were a kid. Maybe you achievedsomething of significance as a youth. I'm
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maybe you did something cool, UncleRico. We're looking for all the
Uncle Ricos out there. What isthat reference to, Oh, Napoleon Dynamite?
Because Uncle Rico was always throwing thefootball his all his high school glory.
I never achieved anything. Seriously,Well, you know that was the
thing. When you grow up,you're like really a superstar, like you
know, the superstar kids in highschool, junior, high school, whatever,
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And then if you're a loser,you're like, my god, is
this my life? Will I foreverbe an underachieving loser? It's so nice
to know that some people peak inhigh school, whereas others, you know,
they're late bloomers as they call it. I call it normal life bloomers
because you don't want to peak inhigh school. Yeah, but sometimes people
just got to do something cool,like go to the White House. Oh
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did you get to go? Didyou? I went to the White House?
You didn't go to the White Houseas a kid. No, Who
do you think every child gets togo to the White House? What will
you fancy? What do you do? Field trip? In school? We
all went to Washington, DC.You grew up in a nice party.
See, I know where you livedin Massachusetts. You didn't live in Tewsbury,
which was the gateway to Lawrence,and that wasn't a very pretty place.
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Yeah. I did grow up ina posh town, even though my
parents were academics and we were notposh. Yes you were. You were
very close to a place called Swellsley. Yes, we grew up in a
nice town. And I just thoughteverybody went from So you know what our
field trips were. Took free,took spree. They took us to like
the sewage plant. Oh here yougo. Look at this. This is
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what happens when you go to bathroom. But you're still get nice water.
Get out of here, can't youbother me? I remember being a kid.
I think I was twelve, andI became a movie star. Okay,
all right, so you went tothe White House and you were a
movie star. I have a lotof words for you that cannot be repeated
thanks to the FCC. Well,you did a lot of cool stuff,
so I felt like a movie star. I was in a documentary, a
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short film documentary that won an award, and it was a documentary about Barnum
and Bailey Circus. Oh, andI didn't have a speaking role. Oh
that's unfortunate. But were you thebearded woman? Hey? Wow, by
the way, bearded lady, pleasebecause she's classy exactly. Yes. Hello.
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I don't remember why I was inthis movie, but me and my
best friend Emily, we were upin Maine and this guy was shooting other
scenes for his documentary film. Andit was us on the rocks, and
it was the ocean, and ithas a It was a very important part
of the documentary. So I wasa movie star. Okay. Normally,
when a gentleman comes up to youngwomen and says I want to film you
for a movie, you run away. But this was legitimate. This was
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legitimate. Our parents were there,you know, everybody was there watching him
film this documentary. And oh sowhen you're a little kid, that's cool.
That is cool. Yeah, LikeI can say I was in a
movie. Not a lot of peoplecan say that. Yeah. I didn't
do anything as a child. Iwas I was unimpressive. Get to go
to the work. I got.Here's what happened when I was in high
school. I got to get inmy local newspaper. As for the weirdest
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thing of ever because I just joinedthe chorus for one year and so they
focused on me singing at my highschool graduation. You just told me you
did not thing. You were inthe newspaper. I know, but that
was that's I mean, it's youknow, it's people even know what newspapers
are anymore. I don't know,but you could say, I mean this
story where we're talking about if youachieved something of significance as a kid,
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maybe you got to do something cool. These Bellevue middle schoolers won a NASA
challenge. That is see now thatbecause they did something. All I did
was go the rain in Spain andsomebody took my picture and you can't even
tell if I'm singing good in thepicture. These kids did something I've done
it because you had a good voice. I know. That wasn't it?
Really? No, I did not. They used to hide me in course.
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Yeah, they would be like,yeah, you're a you know what.
I'd stand behind that guy and don'tsing too loudly. But the fact
that you were in the newspaper thatwas cool, got press. That is
a that's an achievement. Man.Please Bellevue middle schoolers, though, that's
NASA yes, and look not fornothing, because I'm sure you were really
delightful in your documentary. What didyou do? You did nothing but look
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at the ocean. You're right.These kids are building rockets or something they
got, didn't They get a specialbox from to us, probably their secret
experiments. And hopefully one of thesekids is probably going to fix the planet
and you know, like Captain Planetstyle, and you know what, it
won't be nine hundred degrees out here. One of those Bellevue kids is going
to do something good. We gotto talk back from Mike answering the question
about achieving something of significance or doingsomething cool as a youth. Good morning.
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I won the Presidential Fitness Challenge forour school if you remember having those
in elementary school in sixth grade,and I did some exorbitant amount of sit
ups, like four times more thananybody else in our school, along with
other things to win. But yeah, sad to know that in sixth grade
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you're the best you're ever going tobe in your life. Oh, he
is totally uncle ricoing there. Ohit's true. I mean for a lot
of people, it's so sad whenyou realize, Wow, because you go
to high school reunions, and theyhaven't done anything like the Really you thought
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they were going to be something votedmost likely to be this mostly you know,
most congenial, most in industrial,whatever, all the stuff that I
was most nothing, And then yousee these people and go, whoa you
really? You know, I meanI kind of have you know. I
got to do what I wanted todo, be on the radio, and
that was a cool thing because peoplesaid I was crazy. I'm like wondering,
does Mike not have a good abdominalmuscles anymore? Lesh does he happen
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Well, I'm not going to throwstones at that makes him sad like the
fact maybe he just means he wasin the best physical condition when he was
That's what it weed. Now,my daughter's got a great story, okay,
And she wasn't. She wasn't thesmartest kid in school, and the
way that she interacts with the world, she doesn't like English, she doesn't
like math, so and so shejust and so she went to Mercery Island
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High and all of her friends werereally really smart, and she was not
doing well in that school, andthey all made fun of her. They
really were like, oh, youknow, because she just was really pathetic
in math. And so then wetook her to a performing arts school basically
in the town where they cheat.They basically educated her via performing arts and
they, like I said, shegot picked on so much. None of
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them got a presidential award from PresidentObama and Sarah did. Oh she.
I mean, it's the biggest jokein the house because even my even her
brother, who is really I mean, I think he's like the smartest in
the whole family, he never gotan award. But she's got something for
President Obama go and thank you forbeing very smart. You're a smart kid.
Well why did she get the award? I have no idea, even
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she has no idea. I meanshe she did okay in school, I
think, but she did well enoughthat the President was like, here you
go. Here's like an achievement forand her friends are so pissed because they
all worked hard academically, as theydo on merce Island, because there's no
stupid people on merce Ryland, there'ssure and that that's like she doesn't even
(32:51):
care about it, she doesn't evendisplay it. But it's the coolest thing
ever to have President. Let thePresident go, you're a smart kid,
especially when I mean, you're not. It's the smartest good really, Well,
what about you? Did you achieveanything of significance as a youth or
get to do something cool? Oh, don't do this to him. Sixth
grade Washington State champion of what hockey? Really? Hockey? Oh yeah?
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And then I think that year wealso went up to Vancouver, BC and
won a tournament against them Canooks.Oh wow, sixth grade, sixth grade?
Yeah, we were We're the happeningthing. So do you feel like,
Mike, where you you peaked insixth grade? I? Oh no,
I'm I'm at the top of themountain, but I'm only halfway there.
I'm at the top of the mountain, but I'm only halfway there.
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I'm still going, baby, howcan you go anywhere but down? Sir?
If you're at the top of themountain, gotcha? I feel like
you're you're halfway somewhere. I'm goingto the next one. Ah, yeah,
you're going to the next one.Oh yeah? All right? All
right, Well you know what,I like that attitude. I heard someone
say it once and it sounded cool. It does. I think it was
Joki Barra said that one. Allright, well, all right, you
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these are really hard today. Ohare they now? Oh that's probably gonna
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Hey, Duck? Is that agiven name or a nickname. Oh
that's a nickname from when I wasin school. Oh, Okayuck isn't interesting.
I think it's interesting. Like sometimesthere are a nicknames you're given in
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know what? I know now thathe said it, but I couldn't think
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lie. We're a little distracted becausewe just watched the show. Hey O,
Tawny stolen based celebration and he wasvery not professional. Yeah that's what
I was like, you're to youappointing to me like we're on, I'm
going, well, stop showing meshow. Hey showing is his ho?
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Hey? Yeah? Sorry that wasmy fault. I I just you know,
I was scrolling on TM. Yeah, so he did a Marshawn Lynch
thing, didn't He didn't it likeMarshaw Lynch kind of grabbing his ding ding
after a touchdown? Didn't Show Heyhave a similar move when he stole a
base. Yeah. Yeah, Andthere's really no other way of describing it.
It's just it was very lewde andunprofessional. You know what when Marshawn
(38:45):
did it, though, we wereall really appreciated it. Well you I
don't know how to say this,but I'm not being trying to be offensive,
but you expect it from Marshawn Lynchwith his attitude. He's just a
very outspoken person. The Japanese arenot traditionally known for being rude. Well,
and you think of Ichiro, Ican't imagine iiro ever doing something like
(39:07):
that. Yeah, I see whatyou mean. And he Shohe just seems
like he's classier than doing the gesturehe made. I don't know what,
whatever make you think he's not aclassy guy that would be involved in the
various activities. Well whatever, whatevergive you that idea about Show Hey.
Anyway, that was by the way, Oh wait, just release from Show
Hey. That was his translator,not him that made that very obscene gesture.
(39:30):
The translator did it. Well,the Ninja Turtles are now in jail.
Why what's I What's I was goingto sing about? Jail? Ninja
jail, Ninja jail? What?The Ninja Turtle Gang are an international crime
ring who haven't been soughed. I'venever heard of these guys, the Ninja
Turtle Gang. They earned the namebecause they like to traffic in tortoises and
(39:58):
turtles. Oh that's so that.I guess that's illegal. Huh. It
is illegal, and many Asians believeturtles and tortoises bring good luck and prosperity.
So these turtle smugglers were busted withtwo hundred illegal tortoises and turtles valued
it over fifty k Oh. Wow, that's big money for a turtle.
(40:20):
And I don't know what are theydoing with the turtles. That's not the
best way to traffic though, right, because tortoises move pretty slow. You'll
get your drugs in one to twobusiness years. Drugs waldough, they're smuggling
the turtles that you're getting, takeyou forever to get the turtle. They
move slow. Wait, okay,I can know that the turtles are the
(40:45):
resource. The turtles are the theillegal substances. No, it's not a
turtle Caurier service with cocaine on theback of a turtle. Yeah, across
the border, Like, well,you know what let them through? Well
they did that in Breaking Bad,didn't they put somebody's head on a turtle?
Did they? Oh? I don'tthink. Oh, okay, okay,
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that's I can't remember. I forgetthat. I don't know if I
saw that episode. Ohio police arresteda man in connection with a string of
burglaries, and we're surprised to findsomething down his pants. Okay, another
pants story, several live hamsters thistime. Okay, earlier in the morning,
there was a guy with snakes inhis pants. Yes, and Samuel
L. Jackson said, I amso tired of these blaking snakes and these
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blaking pants. So hamster's in thepants. Hamster's in the pants, all
right. So in this case,Matthew Pancake. Okay, no, no,
no, no, no, Iam officially canceling this story. We
do not talk about somebody named MatthewPancake. His last name is Pancake.
Oh man, he's leading a lifeof crime. Yeah, man, that's
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I mean he should be working onan ihop or something. Sis. Matthew
Pancake suspected of burglarizing three homes.He was asleep. Officers rolled up found
him outside of a store. Theywoke him up and arrested him for the
crimea when they noticed activity in hispants. Alrighty, and it was or
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live hamsters and pancakes pants. Okay, so again, why apparently he had
broken into a pet store. Oh, well, of course that makes sense.
He released dogs, birds and bunniesfrom their cages, but really liked
those hamsters, and so he pantsfor safety. It's not a is a
It's not a pancake is behind barsthis pank Do you think pancake was going
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to use them for pleasure? Whatit was companionship? He was freeing all
the animals. Don't you think it'sa little hypocritical to go, I'm going
to free all these captive animals.Meanwhile, you will live in my pants.
Waldo our hamsters, the one thatyou released into the wild Gerbils' right,
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No, that's he did not know. First of all, turtles are
not smuggling cocaine and Richard Gere wasnot involved with with anything like that.
How of these urban legends starts Waldo? Seriously, that is like the fakest
falsest story ever. Yeah, andby the way, if you're not sure
what we're talking about, Waldo,tell them what you did fest up Uh
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released gerbils because we thought we hada boy and a boy. It turns
out as a boy and a girl. And they did with ronan st Do
you just let him roll out inthe environment. They were obviously snacks for
all the birds and stuff. Well, I mean that lake has a very
healthy bird population now thanks to meand you just whoa just released all those
poor gerbils gave him food. Yeah, I just I just feel like a
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little like a little stick with awith a handkerchief full of the foods and
get out there, little hoboes,do your thing, oh little hamster hoboes.
Nope, a full pop tart boxfull of food. Oh, so
at least you didn't leave. Ijust I read it. I just read
that. You know, when youput spiders outside, you think you're being
a cool person, but that's notgood because spiders adapt to inside or outside.
(44:06):
If they live in the inside,they can't handle the outside. It's
just like a cat. I didn'tknow this about a spider. You figure
spider gets spin a web anywhere.Yeah, I mean any size are just
like flies. Studies like that though, an indoor spider getting released outdoors,
if the weather's the same, they'regoing to be fine. I know,
man, this this study told mefor sure. I was evil. You
are evil. So it said killthe damn thing. Just kill it.
(44:29):
Be a little bit more merciful.Don't let it go out there and suffer
to death. Any Baywatch series ison the way, a docuseries, uh,
docu series. Yeah, so it'sgonna look at you know, David
hasselhoff Yasmin Bleef, Jeremy Jackson,Pamela Andersons. It is, and it's
a four part series called After Baywatch. Moment in the Sun. Well,
(44:52):
I think we know what happened toa lot of those stars. Drugs,
yeah, controversy, alcohol, yeah, having sandwiches on the floor, yeah
yeah, that's a good look,you know. And then whatever happened to
Kit though, you know he nevertook the night Rider car with him.
That would have been great if hehad kid on the beach. You no,
hey, Michael, Hey, Michaelthere's a hot woman over there.
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I think she needs saving Michael.An Alabama woman has celebrated her one hundred
and eighth birthday. Whoa that isan old lady. Yes. And whenever
you make it that long, theyask you what is the secret? And
usually you know what a lot oftimes it's like beer or wine. You
know things you wouldn't expect that theydo every day and they're still alive.
So they asked her, you're onehundred and eight, what's the secret?
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Drinking wine, eating dessert and flirtingwith men who have mustaches? Okay,
what is it? What the mustachepart? Like? I really it's the
mustache part that keeps her alive,flirting with men with mustaches? All right,
tom Selleck, She said, Ifeel good, I feel right.
I'm gonna be here till I'm onehundred and ten man. So here she
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is. She's got a little rosein one hand, she's got herself some
red velvet. On the other hand. She's gone hed, Tom sellek,
let's get busy right now. TheUS Census Bureau estimates one hundred and one
thousand people over one hundred in ourcountry. One hundred people are over one
hundred. Oh sorry, yeah,no, I said this wrong. One
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hundred and one thousand? Is thatwhat I said? Oh one hundred?
Maybe you did and I heard itwrong. That's because I'm not you know,
I'm getting close to one hundred.So we have over one hundred thousand
people in this country that are overone hundred. That's pretty amazy, that's
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me some wine and cake. JamesHadfield is a murder Yeah, we're gonna
talk about hobbies with you after ACDCon why don't Your point? Pat K's
Okay, glassic Rock, Bjshay andSarah Morning CDC, Why don't you boy,
Pat Ks Okay, glassic Rock,Bjshay and Sarah mornings. We found
out James Hetfield, I'm a talker, is a birder and he lives in
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Colorado. So that's the new termfor birdwatcher. He's a birdwatcher. So
is that because people don't like theterm birdwatcher They feel like it's too denigrating
and makes them feel like they're lameor whatever. I think it's just,
you know, things evolve, likehow it at the Olympics. It's breaking
instead of break dancing. Yeah,breaking, And I think that's also to
hide the fact that, like,is really break dancing gonna be in the
Olympics. Well, it's also notdancing. You're doing moves. Oh so
(47:30):
they decided don't even put the dancein there. And you're not really watching
birds, you're stalking. How abouta bird stalker, Well, it turns
out being a birder whatever you wantto call it, a bird stalker,
as BJ likes to put it,is very good for you. It is.
It helps you relax, you communewith nature. But specifically watching birds
is really good for you. Soa lot of people are trying it out
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as a hobby. I am abirder. I love birds, and I
love identifying the birds and seeing themwhen you go to different states or different
countries. Are you a casual ordo you actually take pictures or put them
in a journal or something like that. I don't put them in a journal.
A lot of people do. Yeah, But you think about hobbies,
you know, there's some that youwould like to try. There are some
that are cost prohibitive, but inthe world of fantasy, what is a
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