All Episodes

November 24, 2025 • 27 mins

Is it time for Erick and Hoody to invest in stock instead of Pokemon cards? Join the gents as we prep for Thanksgiving while figuring out if the Express Lane near Tyson's Corner will be worth it or not! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and we figure out Erick's non-negotiables when house-hunting! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!

Make sure to also follow both of us on ALL of our social media and leave a review on the podcast so we can bring it back from the dead on a podcast service near you!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Horses in the stable. You know you want to ride
and only run. I got It's time you worch. It's
about to get weird. Be prepared for insident weird thinks
you're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
real weird with it. Let's get wed. Let's get it Where?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Where?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie
and Eric? I'm ready to.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Because you listen to the two hundred and forty four akay,
the Thanksgiving episode of Let's Get Weird. My name's Hody,
and every week we come together give the weird stories
from our lives, the streets, the sheets, the ups.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
The downs, them all around, and you're in us and
just have a good time. Maybe you're stuck in traffic.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well that's where we released this week's episod a little
bit earlier, so you can get stuck in traffic even
more with us. Maybe it's that four ninety five Express
laying because guess what, that's gonna be more of a
cluster now that's open, not less of a cluster. I
want to hear about your I will find out today
when we even go through it. I gonna take it
I'm going to suffer through it. That's what's gonna take it.

(01:08):
Because you know, the new express lane, just because it's open,
everyone's going to be like, oh yeah, that's open and
cross four lanes to try to get over the express
lane on the American Legion Bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And they opened the original the esprestlings, they let them
be free for a while. They're doing that for this
part or not. I doubt it. The week week of Thanksgiving,
charge charge, charge charge and everywhere. This happens. When we
drive home today.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, after we maybe get pop, yes, maybe the five
nights of freddy Meal, maybe five nights of Freddy's to.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Them, Daddy. I got to work out. I need to
move some weights around the house. I look at a
house today. I got to be an adult. It looks
like or not. Yeah, I've already I've looked at it online.
I got to go inside and see if I like
it and it makes sense? Is it too? How many bedrooms? Three?
It's a small nothing ranchy got a basement, One has

(01:59):
a basement, doesn't have a basement. So you're trying to
surprise Max with the house for Christmas. No, Max, I
got you a house. I got it because it's not
in the location he wants. He wants to be by
his school, and I cannot afford living by school. We
won't say where it is. People don't take it from
you accidentally, you know. So yeah, no, that's that's gonna

(02:20):
be what we're gonna do to check it out. It'see
what happens because my rent went up. It's gonna go
up in January. And I was like, well, why keep
paying more rent when I could pay mortgage? And oh
so my parents say every time I come home. Yeah,
and then also too, when you pay a mortgage, if
you pay a little bit every more every month, you know,
it decreases your rate. Now, what's the one thing you're

(02:41):
looking for in a house?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Like you like you go in because you've been touring
houses for a little bit, Like you go in the
house like it did nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Nothing, that's been too it's not too old that I
don't have to put too much money into fixing. And
I hate white kitchens, but a lot of houses have
white kitchens. Paying it yeah, but it's just like do
I want to paint in the kitchen? Now that's just
more cost.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know. I had this idea the other day. It
will be genius in twenty twenty five. I'm surprised we
haven't had it O lead walls. Who we can change
the color? You know, we have the color changing like
backlights on a TV. Let me make it a whole
wall and then I don't feel green.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, but what happens if somebody hits that wall? Then
you're sitting out, You're screwed.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
But you put you put some buffer bumper on there,
you're fine, But then the quality won't look as good
if you've got a buffer in front of it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, I think your idea, it's a good idea. Yeah.
See here I come. It's not old walls and people
are making those o lead screens that like you can
buy that little panels and we see those.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh that's like TV though, Yeah, but that's the same
thing on TV. I just want I just want the color.
I don't want to put TV on the wall.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
But what do you get?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Smart House?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh man, if we could live in smart House where
they had the TV on the wall with Smart House
is the d COM original, the Disney Channel original movie.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Didn't watch that one. It's the one where the house
is like a pretty much run by Siri like Oh
my god, I didn't watch that. What year did that
come out? Two thousand and one? Maybe? Yeah, I was.
I was nineteen at that time. You weren't watching d coms.
It was definitely not watching ninety nine. I was a
senior in high school. No, junior, junior, senior year high school? Yeah, no, no,

(04:11):
sorry about the voice of.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Leela from Futurama was the AI No, Hey, it was
not in the future twenty six years ago.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
They knew, they knew, they knew, they knew, they knew.
Disney bought that stock. We did not should have Disney stock.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
At one point at the time, I almost did buy
a Disney stock, just be like I own a Disney.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Why didn't you?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It was there, a pandemic was low, and I was like, oh,
go lower, and then all of a sudden burke back up, like.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Because it went low. Yeah, and then everyone jumped on
the wagon. Yep, And I didn't. You could have been
a Disney adult with a stock. Why's what I'm interested
is Robinhood.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you technically own the stock through robin Hood or you.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You own a percent into the stock, you own the
full stock?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You have to like it's like I have a Nintendo
stock and it's a full stock, So that's an actual
Nintendo stock or.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Is that a stock that Robin would let me borrow?
Depends on what you how much you paid for the
stock fifty dollars, how much the stock costs fifty dollars,
then you should potentially own the stock.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
But says say, I'm coming for you and you left
over your holiday money I get this year.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's a not bad idea, just that.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
The other thing is that way I get an invite
to the Disney shareholder meetings, then.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I wouldn't use Robin. I would use You should go
then use something like Fidelity or a real stock market
thing or talk to you. You don't you have a
financial advisor? You don't you think I have a financial advisor?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
You got Mora maybe she's got but she's not a
financial advisor. Okay, rich bitch over here, I'm just saying
that you's got to be nice for a financial advisor
and financial advisor.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
It's just like, don't you have a friend that's in
finances that can help you? All right? See that's my
finances are in the tank because of me. Don't point
this on me, Ricky, Bobby, don't put this on me.
You're the one who loves to go out and buy
your Pokemon cards.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
So do you You.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Were the problem on Friday? Not me? How was that
the problem Friday? They kept the dice by. I was like,
I don't need to be buying this Friday. Apparently there's
a huge drop on costcard there is.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
And I'm like, is that the one Black Friday? I
go with the first time Black Friday out of Costco
Hell at home though, I'll be home so I could
golf my brother go if you.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Go, oh my god, go? Why not? It's mainly gotta
see if moral I mean, more will be fine? More
won care. So Jake from Sales just came by like
twenty minutes ago to talk to me. Apparently he was
up in rural Pennsylvania and he's found Pokemon cards out
the wise who from Dollar General?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh yeah, that's why I found him in Massa, Nutton
as the Dollar General's there, because no one there really
is buying them there.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Compared to hear.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
My brother is a tourist that told me that Nova
is like the worst area to shop for Pokemon cards
because he's in like a Virginia beach group and They're like, yeah,
they don't have any groups. Everyone does their discords. They're separate,
so they want to share, like help each other out.
You can't find anything because the area. Everyone just travels
across all the areas.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wow. Yeah, so I got cool. I got cool Chris's
skift come my way from him so Friday? Oh yeah,
because I saw he got the Prismatic box. He hooked
the boy up. That's awesome. Where do you get it at?
I've read the message thing? You had a nail salon?
Did he posted on? No?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
No, he was getting his nails done and he's posting it.
He helps promote his friend's business.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, all right, but he got the box. How many
did you get? Did he open one already? No?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
But the funny thing is his wife said you can
only get it if you get your brother one for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I was like, yeah, I benefit. I mean, we're all winning. Yeah.
I wanted that one so bad too. Apparently, actually, let's
check this right now. Oh god, you still have your
pro membership. Yes, I still have my promo. I never
haven't turned it off yet because I saw the other day, did.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
You are Yeah, it's like two hundred dollars yeah, but
you said money is no object for you. One eighty
nine for pros do they have it? You get add
it to cart?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, but I feel like the hit rates on that
is not good. Yeah, but you get the cool box
and all the other stuff. Should I get it from Max?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's a good Christmas gift to get Max. It's surprising
then you have packs to rip on Christmas Day or whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Because I was thinking about doing switch to for him.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'll get that instead. I'll get that made the money
going towards that instead.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Because I still have all that money from the thousand
bucks that I want at the Christmas party, you're still
holding on to it. I say, four hundred dollars left. Ooh,
because I was either going to buy.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
The Razor crest or the switch to that switch to,
But then that would be interesting, because what do you
because you have a switch in and Vanessa has a
switch right is.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yes, because he got a switch from her nephew, but
that's why. But he wants to switch to as well,
So I don't know how that's gonna work. But I
feel like you go down and don't work on the right.
But the switch one game's work on switch too. But
I also don't know how it's gonna workcause I feel
like he's gonna play it for a week and they're
not played again. Yeah, because he's kind of I think

(09:10):
it's dying out. Wall go back to the game. So
see they got the Prismatic Nothing, they don't the charge,
didn't have the other box. Fine, I shouldn't have opened
up this. Always do this to me. Uh no right there?
Oh coming soon. Wait add that card to see price.
Oh no, wait, go click find a store, click that

(09:30):
button right now. They ain't gonna be nothing. It's gonna
tell me nothing. You never know too. Week five to two,
Yeah nothing, you know it doesn't tell you. It's we
couldn't find there's ultra O. Gotcha. It's okay. Go to
Costco on Friday. You'll be fine. Are you gonna go?
I gotta be going that Costco. I do love going

(09:51):
to that Costco. It's so much fun. You love it.
But we'll see.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I mean I do have maxim That is probably the
one day though you want to have that the Costco
Executive card or whatever that gets you in earlier.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I don't have the executive the business Costco. I don't
know which one gets you in earlier, but the executive
one apparently does. But I don't know, Okay, so we'll
see what happens.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
So what are you doing for things giving me this year?
Because apparently you're not frying a turkey.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, I'm so mad. I realized this. My sister leaves tomorrow.
I think to go to Italy to speeding for your
daughter because their daughter's doing a semester in Italy, so
they're going out of town. And her husband, Sean deep
fries of turkey every year the last couple of years.
And it's actually better. It's actually really good bird. But
they aren't gonna be here to deep fry the turkey.

(10:36):
And I don't want to incur that responsibility of deep
friend a turkey. Yeah, because you got a Brian itt
I have no idea. You got to soak it in, Brian,
and you gotta put on much stuff in it, and
then you gotta drop it in And I don't want
to do that. I just like it when he does it.
I mean, isn't the thing you're not supposed to deep
fry him anymore? Or something said that.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Everyone's like, that's the little kills most people of the
excuboos deep for you.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I think it's idiots drop it in then a fire
explode cause they don't pay tension of what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh, they just like PLoP it instead, you're carefully dropping it, carefully.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Slow drop it in and then let it sit and
then make sure the oil gets a three seventy five.
You know, there's a lot of like and like, oh, well,
how long do you put it in there for? Then
twelve to fourteen minutes? Twelve minutes, Yeah, that's all it
takes a cook but grease is very powerful smart. I
don't know. I don't cook it thirty minutes. It's definitely
not twelve minutes. So hell yeah, I don't know. I've

(11:26):
me seeing people hanging out there all day about the
deep riar. Well, it's because they're just chilling too. They're
just chilling to hang out. Bro, would you want to
be inside deal with the drama? You want to be
outside cooking a turkey, carrying a turkey, smoking a sick
and having a Brandy cock. I don't drinks Brandy. I
have no idea. Do you have you ever had a
Brandy shot? Do you know what that tastes like?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I listened to Brandy the Boy is Mine by you've
all listened to Monique.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
You should play that this week and see what happens
where Brandy? Or should I play that anywhere? Anyone will
enjoy it? Tonight in your bedroom? Hey, that makes no sense.
Why not the Boy is Mine? Play for your wife?
You're hers.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
We were exclusively listening to the Wicked soundtrack in my outside. Okay,
actually some of the songs one, it's funny. The Jonathan
Bailey songs I like the best on the soundtrack. Bridgerton guy, Wait,
the ones that he sings?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah? Which song was Chanting through Life? Which is the
first one that's library? Yes? Okay, second one making Love song?
Oh yeah, you know as long as your mind, baby,
I can't believe that movie. I mean I can believe
that movie. Mad two hundred and twenty six million dollars
World Ride. It's gonna make more, definitely gonna make more.
But do you think they're not They're definitely not gonna
make a third one?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Right?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I think because you said to me, there's nine books.
There's nine books. Apparently.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Also I found out that the author, the original author,
like they weren't sending him any of the pr stuff
for the movie.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
It was like fam like, I get what do you
mean pr the music?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like the movie is based on the musical that's based
on the book, all right, I get it. So like like,
I think they're giving all the actors pieces of the
Yellow Brick Road to celebrate, you know, the movie finally
coming out, but they didn't give him one, which is whatever.
I don't really care. But yeah, there's nine books that
it's up to them. Obviously they had to figure out

(13:10):
how to make it a musical. If they wanted to
make it a music, I don't think they could or should.
I mean, they have the actual creator of the musical
to do it, but.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
A lot of it.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's like, oh, it's like Alphabu's Kids or whatever, or
airs or whatever like that.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
So I think of anything, maybe not another movie.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
They could do a show, unlimited show, because Peacock does
need shows.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
You can't really name.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
An original medal besides Twist and Metal named me original
Peacock show.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's not a reality show. The one we did the
endorsement for with the Chick from Face that got canceled.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Did it really that that's an interesting thing because that
show got canceled.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But Ryan Johnson wants to get picked up at a
different network, but if it does, he doesn't want Natasha
Leone to be the big character anymore. Oh real. So
I'm like, okay, but Ryan Johnson, you know, talk to
town now because his Knive's out. So and then they're
making the fourth ones coming out right of what Knives Out.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Knives Out three comes out next month on Netflix. It's
in theaters like this week, select theaters.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh, it's give me Netflix. I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
It didn't select theaters, but because Netflix got the deal,
they signed the bag.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh I'm excited to see this next one. Yeah. I
only watched the first trailer.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I think with his movies it's better just to like
go in and absorb it, because that's what I did
with the first Knives Out and Knives Out Glass Sunon
was Okay, the first one is really good.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's a good time. Yes, the first one is very good,
class inions interesting. I just yeah. And then but our
boy Daniel Craig is just you know, killing it with
these these like got do a movie a year now.
He's good now. He didn't care, he really doesn't. He's
bond for God's sake. Boy was bond he's still looking
for that new one.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I thought they're gonna make They got the video game one,
but they still haven't made figured out who the movie
one is.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh, the Taylor Johnson. Dude's not gonna do not right now.
There's a rumor, but confirmed it.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I thought Dennis in our little group chat that I
have muted some of Dennis's things are here saying call
him out on that, please, I love.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm just like, all right, there's five posts I saw
today already.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I appreciate it. I do.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
We do an open line communication, but sometimes that open
line doesn't even be busy all the time, because he.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Also tries to open Pandora boxing me with buying Jordan's.
Oh really because he because me and him are Jordan heads,
and he he bought the rare air elevens or for whatever,
elevens just came out this year, and then he wants
me to buy the Gammas. I'm like, Dennis, I'm not
buying these shoes now, but it keeps sending them to me.
Because black Cats come out this week, the Gammas come

(15:39):
out next week or in December. So yeah, the Hulk huh,
Gammas their whole color, no they're all black with the
little they call gammas then Gama Gramma, no for like
the gamma for college or whatever, Gamma green, all right,
but typing Jordan Eleven's Gamma, it's like Gamma Captain of Them. Yeah,

(16:01):
there you go, bab No, they're all black. Game of Blue,
but it's black. That don't make no sense exactly why
is it called Game of Blue because there's a little
bit of blue thing. I don't get it. I don't
get it, all right, mister, I don't get it. Also
don't get what don't you headachuous? Why not? I didn't
like it.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I think I might have built it up my head
too much or they didn't do a good or they
didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, why did you? Okay? Yeah, because you told me
why you went to go to the place today we
won't get it. Go to Cindy Nale right up the
street that I go to. Oh no, I go I'm done.
I'm gonna do it now.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
You know.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I got my first pet. You gotta go back. I
was like, I don't need to get this done every month.
That's the these toes is good? Are you? My wife
has said I got a nice man feet, so you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's because you're still my toes, the mopes, you're still
young who row dog my feet.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Around the house? Because yeah, do you wear do you
do you rod dog your feet around the house? Yeah?
Sometimes when that's what I get you guys, socks, slippers,
We get slippers enough. I don't need. What do you
mean we're gonna get slippers? Mean Saverah, Yeah you John
Saverian sauce. Guys. I said I'm gonna go Walmart by

(17:15):
everybody character sock, no character, slipper, Maxine. Something gonna get
you something too on Amazon. Maybe that'd be fun. That's
not fund Are you gonna get You're not gonna You're
not gonna be there. John Cena, God Dan, John Cena
weeks life will be changed. John Cena's last performance against

(17:35):
too do we know? Yeah? Probably got the third? Oh
really probably just looking like it boring? But hey, it's okay,
we're there for the spectacle. A boring match. But when
is the thing? It opens Thursday?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Right, they haven't out so it's supposed to be so
John Cena's final match in cause we've talked about is
it DC the thirteenth cap one yep, and they're supposed
to be a superstore. Normally for like smackdowns and raws,
they don't have superstores. They just have merch tables. But
the superstore s must to be like in an event
space near cap On and they haven't announced when it's opening.
They did sell start selling the Undertaker one night special

(18:10):
tickets one hundred dollars the cheapest suit.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
To get in there, and what's that going to be.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's just like a one night Live with the Undertaker
and who else probably his wife probably.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, damn nothing yet. Yeah, but uh that said the
Howard Theater. That's interesting. But yeah, the key thing is like,
all right, when's that superstore opening, because.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
We got to go other day one to be buying stuff.
Take the metro, buy it, come back.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh, stash it, stash it.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's like, hey, hey, John, Hey, every ey show. I
got leave early. Well, I got a lineup for the superstore.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Because you remember.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mania, like the line to get into that great that
was WrestleMania, but that was long. That was you guys
didn't go in when it opened like we did. It
was like around the convention center to get in.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, but by the time we got in there they
still had they were stocked.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Fled in yet, because I think most of the people
in that line we're also trying.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
To go into the convention experience too right. I feel
like when it didn't seem like and also too like.
I mean, I'm a casual fan of the wrestling. It
would be cool to get a shirt being like I'm
not buying championship belt. You know you should buy the shirt.
You should buy it.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
There's gonna be a commemorative one you should buy.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I cannot buy.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
They have many ones buy it, but many one is
also gonna be like two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Is there a pin? I gotta get a pin. I
don't know why. I love buying pins nowadays and put
them on my backpack. Is he your new form of
expression pins? Pins? A shirt? You noticed that Savaria's new
form of expressions pins as well. This is trickle down
effect on this show.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Usually I started, then you get it, then it passes
down to someone else, much like Home who has Funko
pops now over in her corner.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, but we're not getting any more.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
No got that she can build up that one road.
We're not getting any more funk We're not getting anymore.
I'm not buying anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
We're to wait for those of Vechkin ones that apparently
are coming in December. And that's that one spot. And
I lost my one spot because on the Alpha but
Glinda that we got from the drop from our boys
at Allied. Thank you to them for giving us all
that swag. Yeah but yeah, pedicure house okay, all right.
Also TV didn't work, so I just stared at the

(20:20):
lady doing it. You gotta bring your phone with your head.
There's no Wi Fi service in the building. There's no service.
So start with me. In is Cindy Nail up here,
and you'll love it. Okay, you'll love it. You'll love
it and they'll take your care of you. All right. Well,
let's talk switch things up because Tip.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Was like me, this is where we read actual misconnections
from Washington, DC dot Craigslist or receive Who's Freaky or DC,
Maryland or Virginia because we did talk about Popeyes. Let's
start off, Yeah, Latina Popeyes, Oh, Maryfield Me.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I know I know where this one is.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
It's right by the Unique Third Star, which is the
thrift store to go to in northern Virginia. Ah, Maryfield, Virginia.
I noticed you were staring at me, but your husband
boyfriend was right there.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
What was your plan? Comes in?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
How are you gonna do? You want to my five
nights Friddy's Chicken Tenders. You and your chicken garlic partners
on looking for my road cap?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
We met? We met a couple of times Arlington. Oh
excuse me, hey, I'm on Latin. You was black. We
met a couple of times before lost lost contact. You
live by Eastern Avenue. You are a total bottle bottom.
I top hit. I'm a top. I'm a top. Hit
me up with a good with good contact and let's

(21:42):
keep rolling. I'm free for two thirty pm. Can stop
by my house afterwork. Send me a good contact or kick.
Please don't for don't for to send, don't forget to send.
Pick what you have I so I can recognize this?
Oh man, that was the guy? Can show him that
so you can remember. You know a lot of people use
that kick for sexual encounter. They do. Yes, how do

(22:02):
you know? I've read a lot about it.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Hungry for adventure Centerville. WHOA, Nope, that's a fake. When
we've read that one before, you got it. Let's go with.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Ice cream, ice cream TMB looking for an attractive a
a African American woman who I chatted with at Baskin Robbins.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
We talked about it love. We talked about this one too. Man,
Come on, get out of these. I remember these. Why
you don't go top those? Top coffee and a paper cup.
It made me a delicious coffee this morning. And ball
simbo is supposed to be in a paper cup. But
that in house coffee was great. Too bad you had
to keep working.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Coffee coffee? Oh why don't we have high? When high
when we see someone fully attractive?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Sure you ever you ever have that moment when you
had this amazing eye contact a smile, but you never
really talked. Had a few of those, but I wish
I could have had some more. A total misconnection right
your favorite color and subject line to get a response.
And no, I'm not interested in dating. I'm a straight
guy who's taking a break. Loll chat on that.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh so he's dipping a pool there for the other side,
all for females though okay, okay, he can't he can't
put I'm interested in dating. I'm a straight guy who's
taking a break. That makes it seem like he's taking
a break from being from from dating females.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, he's taking a break from being in a real
social AGYPT. I think he's just looking to put his
pen in a bunch of different inks. Oh okay, okay,
sure sure, sure right beed bath in Beyond me. Oh Springfield, slender.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
White girl that works at bad Bath Beyond in Springfield,
you're probably like one of the only spread Bath and
Beyond that still exists. You're about five to four and
super duper cute and adorable. I was in there around
six pm month Sunday, trying trying out and getting here.
I was with a first date, so couldn't approach you
to let you know how attractive you are. Although I
was with a date, I'm still single. Let's go out

(24:06):
some day. That's a good first day going to bed
bath me on a try out soap stouchie. I need
new soaps. Help me pick out soap?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, come on me to go pick out the scent
that you're gonna put on you later on your hand hands.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, from our foreplay and sexual activities. All right, last one, Eric,
you pick it?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Beautiful blonde Last Tuesday at Tate with Leopard Tte tte.
This is forty three minutes ago. Foggy bottom, you beautiful
blonde woman with leoper jacket and wheelchair. Me the must
statiostat m hand it off our table to you, Tate
Tate foggy bottle. At one pm on Tuesday eighteenth, we

(24:44):
exchanged a smile, a few words, and a table during
the lunch rush. Let's exchange a few more words. Coffee
and tasty baked treats are on me, baby.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I understand this mustachio gentleman is now having a mustachio.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I get it. You know, I get it. You're a
beard guy. Mustachio men. We stated we stick you just
started growing it. Bill you John, I'm gonna show you
John and Alex Mack. I'm gonna shave all through your
bust that John has a beard too. He just has
a thicker mustache, but it's still a beard.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
So he's a beard guy. No, that's a stash. That's
a beard because he has no but it's what you have,
just thinner.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You can't none of you guys can have this. I cannot.
None of you can't grow that. But I have a mustache.
Should grow it.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
As the third mustachio. Gentlemen, it's building now third in rankings.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Probably named Benson Boone for the mustache comeback and I
love him as an artist, love him as an artist.
Dominic dirty, Dominic mysterio as well. No, no, I think
he's more Benson Boone than Dominic Mysterio for the fellas.
For Benson Boone, it's for the ladies. The guy's copying
the look. It's you like your Morgan Wallen want to

(25:57):
be starter pack You get a zinner in your pocket
and creepy it's attractive mustachio man. He will save you
today today.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
That does for us on this week. So let's get weird.
Eric gonna go get popeyes?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Are we are we Let's go check it out? All right?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
You can follow our lives this week, especially for Thanksgiving.
See what turkey Eric will have that's not fried mister
Eric b that's m R E r ic k V.
Follow me at Andrew Hoodie with a y. Pay attention
on Black Friday. See where we go?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Makes me buy?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
See what I buy for Eric and make him have
to pay me back for Hey, I brought you this
bux you got pay me for it though Gostco deals
You know what I'm saying. Wait, you get a discount
with having the executive card too. Maybe is there a
way I can try out the executive card for a
day and then return it. All right, Well we'll find out.
Have a great Thanksgiving that we will be back week.

(27:01):
Tons of content anywhere you go. Just follow us along.
You can see our voices in Helium and me almost
passing out much akin to the Washington Commander story this season.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Anyway, have a great week. You can always remember it's
okay to be weird and sexy.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
It got weird, didn't it.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah,
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.