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The kids who kept everyone awake at the sleepover with their giggling now have a podcast, and we want you to hang with us. Maria, Marris, and Michael attempt to tell one story, chaos ensues.

Episodes

April 2, 2026 • 24 mins
Maria, Marris, and Michael discuss the viral Lineman Mike clip and what it means to be married. I know. Serious stuff. We feel weird too. 

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Maria, Marris, and Mikey talk Valentine's Day and ADHD. They're also very stupid while they do that. 

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February 5, 2026 • 31 mins
Maria, Marris, and Michael go from Chicago winter, to beaches, to country music with a lot of bullshitting in between. 

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January 22, 2026 • 21 mins
The filthy heathens discuss John Cougar Mellencamp, authentic friendship, and cake farts. Obviously. 

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January 15, 2026 • 17 mins
The Trio of Buffoons discuss a potential luxury hotel on the moon. 

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January 8, 2026 • 18 mins
Maria, Marris, and Michael are discussing the Brittany Furlan and Ronnie Radke catfishing situation since it won't fucking die. 

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December 12, 2025 • 25 mins
The gang covers their Christmas plans and traditions. 

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November 21, 2025 • 25 mins
The gang is hosting the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade again this year. Good idea to pregame that broadcast. 

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November 14, 2025 • 37 mins
The gang gets into their radio origin stories. James, if you're listening, I know this episode makes it sound like you're the best boss ever, but let's cool it with the ego. You're fine. 

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October 24, 2025 • 17 mins
Maria's socked feet, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises, porn, and sticks.

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October 10, 2025 • 19 mins
For the first time in Loopers history, the gang stays on topic. Yay sports. 

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September 24, 2025 • 55 mins
Special guest Alex Murray from Twenty Sided Tavern teaches Maria, Marris, and Michael how to play DnD so when they do it on the Morning Mosh Pit they don't fuck it up.

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September 16, 2025 • 10 mins
Special guest Chad the Bird joins the bucket of imbeciles this week to add just that much more chaos. 

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August 28, 2025 • 21 mins
We discuss Marris and Michael's wrong opinions on the classic movie The Princess Bride, Marris tells us about his carnival days, and Maria tries not to commit a double homicide. 

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August 14, 2025 • 18 mins
Special guest Alex regales us with stories of a younger, spryer, drunker Maria. The boys tell their stories. We fuck with Marris. Ya know the drill.

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August 8, 2025 • 20 mins
Maria, Marris, and Michael discuss putting the Neuralink in kids and trains. Neuralink and trains. Trains and Neuralinks. Idk man it's Friday I'm tired. 

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August 8, 2025 • 21 mins
Maria discusses her cat, Michael and Marris get gross about Syndey Sweeney, you lose brain cells while listening. 

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June 27, 2025 • 25 mins
Mikey's wrinkled shirts, Marris' bachelor parties, Maria's weirdness. It's everything you could ever imagine.

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June 9, 2025 • 22 mins
We really just bitch and moan about dating in this one. 

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May 22, 2025 • 21 mins
Our blackout stories (and possible future plans), TSA nightmares, and fart physics. Ya know, the normal stupid stuff. 

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