January 8, 2026 • 14 mins
In this episode, Christie might audition for the halftime show at the big game, a woman went to the hospital to get a giant cyst removed, but doctors found a baby, Karena & her sister have a battle over toilet paper, and people are getting body work using cadavers!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Play it? Yeah, all right, how you doing this Thursday? Wonderful?
Thank you for asking Christy. You're so sweet. I wasn't
talking to you.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh I was talking to you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Thank you for listening. My name's Christy.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That's pretty securing that you're listening to Classic Kids one
oh three point seven. And we are going to be
home of the Big Game this year, February the eighth.
It's going down at Levi Stadium. We don't know who's
going to be playing in the Big Game. We're hoping
and wishing and praying that it's the San Francisco forty
nine ers. We do know that Bad Bunny is going
(00:40):
to be doing the halftime show.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
And we do know now he's hiring people to be
out there on the field with him during the halftime show.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
He's looking for dancers and really you don't have to
have any dance experience.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And what is the best part band geeks get extra preference.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I love that. Come on now, marching band homies from
back in the day. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know, producer Kreena and I have a history of
marching band. I was a flag girl. She played the flute.
And so if you do have field experience, they're taking
that into consideration, which means band geeks are winning Heller.
But if you don't have any experience, you don't have
to dance. You do have to be five foot seven,
So sorry, Kreina.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The first thing I saw Christie, I'm like, dang, I
can't go because I'm only five two.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But Christy, I'm five ten. I'm gonna all a drink
of water. I think you can do it, but you
do probably have to have some coordination. So now I'm out.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, and it's a paid gigs.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You know the people that they usually have like kind
of walking around usually if there's a color change, costume
or whatever, we don't know what bad Bunny's going to
be doing. But if you want to be out there
and say, hey, I performed during the halftime show, like
that's what's up, here's an opportunity. We'll put the link
on our socials at Classic Hits one o three. And
if you just want to go to the game, because
(02:03):
tickets to the Big Game are hell expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All you gotta do is give blood. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
The American Red Cross is actually offering tickets, tickets, airfare
if you don't live around here on a hotels day,
plus one thousand dollars gift card. They need blood donations,
platelet plasma donations, So if you give blood it's National
Blood Donor Month. Yeah, they will put you in the
running for tickets and this whole big game experience. We
(02:29):
say big game because the s B word is like copyrighting.
We're not allowed to say it. So yeah, we say
the big game. Well, Christy, you could go try to
dance and I'll go just donate blood.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
We're gonna get there someway somehow, and we want to
make sure you get there too. So at Classic Kits
one O three seven FM, if you want all the
info and if you are a sports fan or you
just like some good entertainment, the Harlem Globe Chotters are
coming to the Bay bringing back all the classic old
school memories.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And at eight twenty you can win those tickets. It's
Classic Kits.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Thanks for listening, Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's six thirty nine on Classic Kids won oh three
point seven and as an eighties kid, we did some
dumb stuff, but boy, let me tell you TikTok takes
it to a whole new level for kids these days.
Every Tuesday and Thursday talk about the crazy viral trends,
things happening in the world that just make you shake
your head and say, do you gattaity kidding me? You
remember those kool Aid commercials from back in the day.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, with a kool Aid Man's like running through the walls.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yep, y gory.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, there's a new challenge on social media. We go.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's called the kool Aid Man challenge. And what do
you think The kool Aid Man challenge consists of, I why, well,
a kid getting a running start and then crashing through
a fence. You gottay kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nope, And parents are talking about it.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Ran out back and saw, you know, the the fence
just splattered. I think we were pretty shocked at how
easily the fence exploded.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Do you know how expensive a fence is? Do you
know how hard wood is? Is the question? Forget about
the cost of the fence.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm not gonna throw myself through a wooden plane.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh gosh, aren't you that bored? What happened to playing battleship? Okay?
Or like four square.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Apparently playing playground games isn't as fun as hurling yourself
through walls these days.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The kool Aid challenge not cool. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Classic Kids three points, That Crazy Crazy with Christy Live
in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Today the Crazy train is headed out to Los Angeles, California.
You hear about these stories all the time, and you think,
how in the heck are you pregnant?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And you have no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, Susie Lopez can tell you, because now she has
a brand new baby boy when all she did was
go to the doctors to get a cyst removed.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's so freaking crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Could you imagine you go just to have a surgery
because you have a cyst, and you're thinking, okay, I'll
be in and out, and when you leave, you got
a whole new person you have to worry about, Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But it's not just like a regular small cyst.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
It was a twenty two pound the size of a
basketball syst.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, it's the size of a whole baby.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I wasn't even believing it at first because I have
ovarian problems.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
He was located outside of the uterus posterior to this
big ovarian mass, and it makes sense that she didn't
know because the baby was in her abdomen behind the mass,
and it just looked like the mass was growing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's so wild.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
What if she didn't go in for the surgery, would
the baby just keep growing?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Just a teenager born?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Like just.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
No.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I think it's actually a miracle too that the baby
survived that way. That's crazy. I'd be like, can you
put it back? I'm not ready for a baby like night.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's so crazy. Oh gosh, but it happens a lot. Yeah,
it does well. Write you and mom Susie. I hope
they're doing well. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You can ride the crazy train to get your crazy
news every weekday at seven ten and nine forty. It's
on demand anytime at Classic Hits one o three seven
dot com.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
All right, eighty minutes of commercial free music.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Dedicate that to Carl, Happy birthday. Hopefully you got your
tickets to see Duran Duran tomorrow. You know they're going
to be at the venue at thunder Valley eight thirty
two on Classic Hits one oh three point seven. My
name is Christian. How do you say drama in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Drama? No Valasquez.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's signed to check in with producer Karina's family, and
you know that means it's time for a new episode of.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Karina's family drama Christy. Yesterday we left work a little
bit late, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Because we went to Mendosino Farm. Shout out to my
girl on Second Street in the city.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Go check her out. It was amazing, it is. But
I didn't make.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
It back to Valeo until about three o'clock in the afternoon,
and my oldest sister, Cindy had hit me up and said, hey,
can you run a couple of errands for me real quick?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Because she wasn't feeling too well.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh gosh, so me, being the nicest, sweetest sister of
all time, I said, sure, what do you need me
to do? Can you run a kaiser go pick on
my medicine real quick? Did that spend about half an
hour there? Can you run to the post office to
get some forms? Sure, we also need some groceries. Can
you pick us up like, uh huh, vegetables, but we
also need paper towels and toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, I go to Walmart and pick up toilet paper,
paper towels, and whatever little groceries. She needs. Uh huh.
I get to her house.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Granted, I've been out for two hours already, so by
this time it's like whatever, five thirty six o'clock in
the evening, when I should be getting ready for bed.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, grandma over here, Christy.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I get to her house, give her the stuff she needs,
and she goes, what is this with the paper towels
and the toilet paper? And I said, well, you said
needed paper towels and toilet paper. M She goes, you
didn't go to Costco. No, I went to Walmart to
get you this quick paper towels and toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Mm hm.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
She said, Krina, we only use Costco in this house.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know what? My friend Terita was like, I only
use Trader Joe's toilet paper. People are very particular about
it their toilet paper and paper towel.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
She said, I'm not using this paper towel or this
toilet paper. You're kidding. And I said, are you serious?
I've been out running your errands for two hours. I'm tired,
and she goes, no, girl, we only use Costco stuff
in here, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Don't want it. I'm like, oh, hell no, Christy.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I grabbed my paper towels and toilet paper. Uh huh,
And I left because I was tired, I was angry.
She texted me this morning because she gets up early
as I do, and said, hey girl, Hey.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Girls, you know if you want something, Hey.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Girl, by chance, are you going to Costco today? No? No,
I'm done.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I did my charity work yesterday. I said, No, I'm not.
And if I was, I'm not door Dash, I'm not
insta cart. No, I'm done. I did enough yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The TP was thin, but Cindy angers the toilet paper?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What give me a second? Give me a second, keep
me clean.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
The toilet paper was thin, but Cindy's anger was thick.
We'll forgiveness rollin or will this relationship be flushed down
the tree?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We'll find out next time. What a new episode of
Kuina's Family Drama? Ant all toilet papers the same?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But that's a different conversation for a different day. Oh well, So.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
If you miss Karina's Family Drama or you love it
and you just want to catch up, just go to
Classic Kids one O three seven dot com. It's on
demand along with the full show podcast. Please check it
out and give us a follow on at Classic Hits
one o three seven FM coming up next. You know,
on Tuesdays and Thursdays you hear about crazy viral trends
that make you.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Say you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
People are going to the morg to get fake booties,
killer bodies.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, hear about the nonsense. Next on Classic Hits Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
If you are dying for a brand new body, well
forget about the plastic surgery and your first.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Stop needs to be the Morg.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, Classic Kits one o three point seven, And every
Tuesday and Thursday you hear about the crazy, crazy viral trends,
things that make you say you gotta be kidding me.
Have you heard of cadaver fat?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
No? You know what a cadaver is? Right, Yeah, so
dead body exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
And now people are using dead bodies so they can
get the bodies of their dreams. We're talking bbls and
breast implants, all from donated cadavers.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Illove Clia is catidar fat, so it's fat that has
been donated from a person who passed away. Then it
has been cleaned of any genetic material and then placed
in twist or interest. You can use it in any
part of the body.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You gotta be getting me.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This sounds so ethically wrong. How do you donate it
if you're dead? I don't do you sign up form
afterwards and be like I would.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I would like to help improve humanity and big booties everywhere,
So please take my fat. So some Kardashian want to
be can inject it in their butt and get a BBL.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Girl, where'd you get your BBL from the morgue?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You don't have to imagine? You could just make an
appointment for your ally Claya injection. Uh, it's a natural
alternative to harvesting a patient's own fat. They say it's
off the shelf, ready to go and can help enhance
your breasts, your hips, your butts, and even improve the
fat in your hands with minimal downtime.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They should call it zombiebl Do you gottity kidding? With
all due respect? Whose BBL is killing y'all?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
She's killing it? No, it's already dead. Do you gottity
kidding me?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Christie Live up nine forty your daily crazy news right
here on Classic Kids one O three point seven.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
My name is Christie.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Producer Karina is here and if you miss Karina's family drama.
Her sister Cindy was getting all aggravated because Karina bought
the wrong kind of toilet paper. She likes Kirkland and
Karina brought the Walmart, which I didn't know was gonna
be such a big deal. You know, people are serious
about their toilet paper, Like I was saying. My friend
Terita and I had this big conversation just two nights
(12:51):
ago because she said.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh, no, I only used Trader Joe's toilet paper. Really, yeah,
I've never used Trader Joe's paper. I will say this.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I am a fan of the Kirkland, but you gotta
get the fancy Kirkland, not just the basic Kirkland. I
grabbed it on accident once, and spending that extra few
dollars makes a big difference. I was like, ooh, this
is different. What I don't understand is one ply toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Who is the.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Monster stocking their bathroom with one ply toilet paper? You
gotta use three times as much in your hand, still
probably ends up getting a little CHRISTI.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I'm just so grown.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
We're friends here, but yeah, I don't get the fly
paper either.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I went to my friend Lennan's house and he had
two mail roommates, and I was like, don't be three
dudes in the house.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
With one ply toilet paper. I don't want to shake
anybody's hand. Are you putting him on blasm?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Just saying here's what you need to do. Invest in
a bidet or get some newspaper that's a little thicker rip.
Get a bidet, and don't go to the Velaska's household
without your own role. You have a favorite brand, we understand,
so you can keep your hand from getting stand.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh, you're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on
demand
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Play it? Yeah, all right, how you doing this Thursday? Wonderful?
Thank you for asking Christy. You're so sweet. I wasn't
talking to you.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh I was talking to you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Thank you for listening. My name's Christy.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That's pretty securing that you're listening to Classic Kids one
oh three point seven. And we are going to be
home of the Big Game this year, February the eighth.
It's going down at Levi Stadium. We don't know who's
going to be playing in the Big Game. We're hoping
and wishing and praying that it's the San Francisco forty
nine ers. We do know that Bad Bunny is going
(00:40):
to be doing the halftime show.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
And we do know now he's hiring people to be
out there on the field with him during the halftime show.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
He's looking for dancers and really you don't have to
have any dance experience.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And what is the best part band geeks get extra preference.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I love that. Come on now, marching band homies from
back in the day. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know, producer Kreena and I have a history of
marching band. I was a flag girl. She played the flute.
And so if you do have field experience, they're taking
that into consideration, which means band geeks are winning Heller.
But if you don't have any experience, you don't have
to dance. You do have to be five foot seven,
So sorry, Kreina.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The first thing I saw Christie, I'm like, dang, I
can't go because I'm only five two.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But Christy, I'm five ten. I'm gonna all a drink
of water. I think you can do it, but you
do probably have to have some coordination. So now I'm out.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, and it's a paid gigs.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You know the people that they usually have like kind
of walking around usually if there's a color change, costume
or whatever, we don't know what bad Bunny's going to
be doing. But if you want to be out there
and say, hey, I performed during the halftime show, like
that's what's up, here's an opportunity. We'll put the link
on our socials at Classic Hits one o three. And
if you just want to go to the game, because
(02:03):
tickets to the Big Game are hell expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All you gotta do is give blood. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
The American Red Cross is actually offering tickets, tickets, airfare
if you don't live around here on a hotels day,
plus one thousand dollars gift card. They need blood donations,
platelet plasma donations, So if you give blood it's National
Blood Donor Month. Yeah, they will put you in the
running for tickets and this whole big game experience. We
(02:29):
say big game because the s B word is like copyrighting.
We're not allowed to say it. So yeah, we say
the big game. Well, Christy, you could go try to
dance and I'll go just donate blood.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
We're gonna get there someway somehow, and we want to
make sure you get there too. So at Classic Kits
one O three seven FM, if you want all the
info and if you are a sports fan or you
just like some good entertainment, the Harlem Globe Chotters are
coming to the Bay bringing back all the classic old
school memories.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And at eight twenty you can win those tickets. It's
Classic Kits.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Thanks for listening, Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's six thirty nine on Classic Kids won oh three
point seven and as an eighties kid, we did some
dumb stuff, but boy, let me tell you TikTok takes
it to a whole new level for kids these days.
Every Tuesday and Thursday talk about the crazy viral trends,
things happening in the world that just make you shake
your head and say, do you gattaity kidding me? You
remember those kool Aid commercials from back in the day.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, with a kool Aid Man's like running through the walls.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yep, y gory.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, there's a new challenge on social media. We go.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's called the kool Aid Man challenge. And what do
you think The kool Aid Man challenge consists of, I why, well,
a kid getting a running start and then crashing through
a fence. You gottay kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nope, And parents are talking about it.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Ran out back and saw, you know, the the fence
just splattered. I think we were pretty shocked at how
easily the fence exploded.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Do you know how expensive a fence is? Do you
know how hard wood is? Is the question? Forget about
the cost of the fence.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm not gonna throw myself through a wooden plane.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh gosh, aren't you that bored? What happened to playing battleship? Okay?
Or like four square.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Apparently playing playground games isn't as fun as hurling yourself
through walls these days.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The kool Aid challenge not cool. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Classic Kids three points, That Crazy Crazy with Christy Live
in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Today the Crazy train is headed out to Los Angeles, California.
You hear about these stories all the time, and you think,
how in the heck are you pregnant?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And you have no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, Susie Lopez can tell you, because now she has
a brand new baby boy when all she did was
go to the doctors to get a cyst removed.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's so freaking crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Could you imagine you go just to have a surgery
because you have a cyst, and you're thinking, okay, I'll
be in and out, and when you leave, you got
a whole new person you have to worry about, Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But it's not just like a regular small cyst.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
It was a twenty two pound the size of a
basketball syst.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, it's the size of a whole baby.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I wasn't even believing it at first because I have
ovarian problems.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
He was located outside of the uterus posterior to this
big ovarian mass, and it makes sense that she didn't
know because the baby was in her abdomen behind the mass,
and it just looked like the mass was growing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's so wild.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
What if she didn't go in for the surgery, would
the baby just keep growing?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Just a teenager born?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Like just.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
No.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I think it's actually a miracle too that the baby
survived that way. That's crazy. I'd be like, can you
put it back? I'm not ready for a baby like night.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's so crazy. Oh gosh, but it happens a lot. Yeah,
it does well. Write you and mom Susie. I hope
they're doing well. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You can ride the crazy train to get your crazy
news every weekday at seven ten and nine forty. It's
on demand anytime at Classic Hits one o three seven
dot com.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
All right, eighty minutes of commercial free music.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Dedicate that to Carl, Happy birthday. Hopefully you got your
tickets to see Duran Duran tomorrow. You know they're going
to be at the venue at thunder Valley eight thirty
two on Classic Hits one oh three point seven. My
name is Christian. How do you say drama in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Drama? No Valasquez.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's signed to check in with producer Karina's family, and
you know that means it's time for a new episode of.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Karina's family drama Christy. Yesterday we left work a little
bit late, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Because we went to Mendosino Farm. Shout out to my
girl on Second Street in the city.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Go check her out. It was amazing, it is. But
I didn't make.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
It back to Valeo until about three o'clock in the afternoon,
and my oldest sister, Cindy had hit me up and said, hey,
can you run a couple of errands for me real quick?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Because she wasn't feeling too well.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh gosh, so me, being the nicest, sweetest sister of
all time, I said, sure, what do you need me
to do? Can you run a kaiser go pick on
my medicine real quick? Did that spend about half an
hour there? Can you run to the post office to
get some forms? Sure, we also need some groceries. Can
you pick us up like, uh huh, vegetables, but we
also need paper towels and toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, I go to Walmart and pick up toilet paper,
paper towels, and whatever little groceries. She needs. Uh huh.
I get to her house.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Granted, I've been out for two hours already, so by
this time it's like whatever, five thirty six o'clock in
the evening, when I should be getting ready for bed.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, grandma over here, Christy.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I get to her house, give her the stuff she needs,
and she goes, what is this with the paper towels
and the toilet paper? And I said, well, you said
needed paper towels and toilet paper. M She goes, you
didn't go to Costco. No, I went to Walmart to
get you this quick paper towels and toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Mm hm.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
She said, Krina, we only use Costco in this house.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know what? My friend Terita was like, I only
use Trader Joe's toilet paper. People are very particular about
it their toilet paper and paper towel.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
She said, I'm not using this paper towel or this
toilet paper. You're kidding. And I said, are you serious?
I've been out running your errands for two hours. I'm tired,
and she goes, no, girl, we only use Costco stuff
in here, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Don't want it. I'm like, oh, hell no, Christy.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I grabbed my paper towels and toilet paper. Uh huh,
And I left because I was tired, I was angry.
She texted me this morning because she gets up early
as I do, and said, hey girl, Hey.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Girls, you know if you want something, Hey.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Girl, by chance, are you going to Costco today? No? No,
I'm done.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I did my charity work yesterday. I said, No, I'm not.
And if I was, I'm not door Dash, I'm not
insta cart. No, I'm done. I did enough yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The TP was thin, but Cindy angers the toilet paper?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What give me a second? Give me a second, keep
me clean.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
The toilet paper was thin, but Cindy's anger was thick.
We'll forgiveness rollin or will this relationship be flushed down
the tree?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We'll find out next time. What a new episode of
Kuina's Family Drama? Ant all toilet papers the same?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But that's a different conversation for a different day. Oh well, So.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
If you miss Karina's Family Drama or you love it
and you just want to catch up, just go to
Classic Kids one O three seven dot com. It's on
demand along with the full show podcast. Please check it
out and give us a follow on at Classic Hits
one o three seven FM coming up next. You know,
on Tuesdays and Thursdays you hear about crazy viral trends
that make you.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Say you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
People are going to the morg to get fake booties,
killer bodies.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, hear about the nonsense. Next on Classic Hits Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
If you are dying for a brand new body, well
forget about the plastic surgery and your first.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Stop needs to be the Morg.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, Classic Kits one o three point seven, And every
Tuesday and Thursday you hear about the crazy, crazy viral trends,
things that make you say you gotta be kidding me.
Have you heard of cadaver fat?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
No? You know what a cadaver is? Right, Yeah, so
dead body exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
And now people are using dead bodies so they can
get the bodies of their dreams. We're talking bbls and
breast implants, all from donated cadavers.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Illove Clia is catidar fat, so it's fat that has
been donated from a person who passed away. Then it
has been cleaned of any genetic material and then placed
in twist or interest. You can use it in any
part of the body.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You gotta be getting me.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This sounds so ethically wrong. How do you donate it
if you're dead? I don't do you sign up form
afterwards and be like I would.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I would like to help improve humanity and big booties everywhere,
So please take my fat. So some Kardashian want to
be can inject it in their butt and get a BBL.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Girl, where'd you get your BBL from the morgue?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You don't have to imagine? You could just make an
appointment for your ally Claya injection. Uh, it's a natural
alternative to harvesting a patient's own fat. They say it's
off the shelf, ready to go and can help enhance
your breasts, your hips, your butts, and even improve the
fat in your hands with minimal downtime.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They should call it zombiebl Do you gottity kidding? With
all due respect? Whose BBL is killing y'all?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
She's killing it? No, it's already dead. Do you gottity
kidding me?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Christie Live up nine forty your daily crazy news right
here on Classic Kids one O three point seven.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
My name is Christie.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Producer Karina is here and if you miss Karina's family drama.
Her sister Cindy was getting all aggravated because Karina bought
the wrong kind of toilet paper. She likes Kirkland and
Karina brought the Walmart, which I didn't know was gonna
be such a big deal. You know, people are serious
about their toilet paper, Like I was saying. My friend
Terita and I had this big conversation just two nights
(12:51):
ago because she said.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh, no, I only used Trader Joe's toilet paper. Really, yeah,
I've never used Trader Joe's paper. I will say this.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I am a fan of the Kirkland, but you gotta
get the fancy Kirkland, not just the basic Kirkland. I
grabbed it on accident once, and spending that extra few
dollars makes a big difference. I was like, ooh, this
is different. What I don't understand is one ply toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Who is the.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Monster stocking their bathroom with one ply toilet paper? You
gotta use three times as much in your hand, still
probably ends up getting a little CHRISTI.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I'm just so grown.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
We're friends here, but yeah, I don't get the fly
paper either.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I went to my friend Lennan's house and he had
two mail roommates, and I was like, don't be three
dudes in the house.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
With one ply toilet paper. I don't want to shake
anybody's hand. Are you putting him on blasm?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Just saying here's what you need to do. Invest in
a bidet or get some newspaper that's a little thicker rip.
Get a bidet, and don't go to the Velaska's household
without your own role. You have a favorite brand, we understand,
so you can keep your hand from getting stand.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh, you're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on
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