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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You were listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Shut the door, we don't live in a barn. Do
you know how many times I heard that growing up?
It's classic hits one O three point seven. I'm saying
that because Sugar Ray was like, shut the door. Baby,
don't see a word.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But how come Christy whorre did the we don't live
in a barn comes from your parents never said that?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
No, we live we don't live in a barn. Cut
the door. We don't live in a barn is the.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Reference, because you guys are like animals and you'd run out.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
No, I never heard that reference.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh wow, really Yeah, if your parents ever said shut
the door, we don't live in a barn.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
We weren't allowed to shut doors in my house.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Please call me one eight sixty six nine hundred one
eight seven, or if your parents said anything else crazy
growing up?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's classic hits. What oh three point seven? My name
is Christy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Producer Karina is here, and yes, my mom would be
like shut the front door because then flies would come in.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
She'd be like, shut the door, we don't live in
a barn. I don't know. My mom's from Louisiana. Maybe
it's a Louisiana thing. Say yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Gotta be like a South thing. I'm pretty sure it's not.
I'm pretty sure other people have heard that. But anyways,
how are you doing this?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Fine Tuesday, January thirteenth, It is going to be so
nice for the next ten days in the Bay Area.
It's gonna just warm up, ye, hotter and hotter and
harder through. Please enjoy that weather and at eight twenty,
please enjoy these free new edition tickets. If you missed
my new edition dance and song yesterday on social media,
please check that out at Classic Hits one o three
(01:32):
seven FM.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I pretty much nailed it. Bust out a little new edition.
Just yeah, girl, you Ama where don't behater like producer?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Just enjoy not bad Christy and I wish people could
just see the head movement.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It's where it's at. But yeah, check it out on
our social page and shut the door. We don't live
in a barn.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Got some Michael Jackson coming up on the way and
some Pat Beninzar all the way for you to thanks
forget your morning started with us on Classic Kits.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm Christie Live.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You gotta do what if you want to wear high
heels in Carmel. It's classic kits one O three point seven.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Every Tuesday and Thursday you hear about the crazy viral trends,
things in the world that make you.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Say you gotta bey kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
In Carmel, California, they have a rule. It's not a
new rule. It's actually been around for quite some time.
You have to have a legal permit given to you
by city hall in order to wear high heels that
are over two inches in height.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, gottaity kidding me. I wish I was.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I guess they did this back in nineteen sixty three
because of all the trees that were growing in Carmel,
and a lot of the roots were sometimes coming up
in the sidewalks, and so it resulted in a lot
of uneven pavement around the city of Carmel by the sea.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Don't want anybody trip and fallen ensuing them.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Either that or they want all the hotties coming through
city hall so the sugar daddy's in Carmel can have
their picked. Take it easy, I'm just kidding, Okay. So
they will give you the permit though, for free. But
if you're platting o weardom supposedly you gotta go get
that permit. What do you call someone in Carmel wearing
four inch heels without a permit? I don't know what
a high risk offender get it because they're high because
(03:25):
the high heels.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh okay, the joke is just so flat.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Let's people's shoes and carbel Anyways, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Classic Kids with Christie live in morning trucks.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
All right, it's seven o nine today.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The Crazy Train is headed out to Virginia, where a
woman named Catherine is actually going viral because of the
way she eats her food. And she's not allowed toure.
She's not a lipsmacker. She is a food snorter. Ah
(04:13):
what wait one more time? A food snorter. Catherine eats
all of her food, from milkshakes to lasagna, oh no,
to steak and pancakes through her nose.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
She snorts all of her food. I do not see
snorting my food as a problem. I think it has
a lot of benefits, no risk of choking. I don't overeat.
I consume loves calories because.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You can only eat what your Oh yeah, she sounds congested.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
She does sound kind of like this is this can't be.
That's disgusting, that's what that can be.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Your your nasal cavity isn't damaging like so many things
in there.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Doctor say, please do not do this. There is a
risk of choking. There is a risk of infection, and
it is not a good idea for nasal nutrition. Even
if it's parade, it could be lodged in your throat
or your windpipe.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
And like I said, yeah, cause you to choke. What happened? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That is normally she is a weed lady, not a milkshake.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Oh god, why does this taste salty? Because you're.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh, bless okaytherine, bless her heart that is, and her nostrils.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
That you're daily Crazy News.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven
ten and and you can catch the stories on demand
at Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
And don't do drugs kids, just oh now you want
to do that out there after the whole reference Now
you want to be no.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Dere grossop it gross God.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Christie live, good morning.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's eight thirty one. My name's Christy. Thank you so
much for listening.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
We're headed to the seven oh seven today, as always
on Tuesdays and Thursdays to check in with producer Karina's family.
It's class of kids one to three point seven. They
play together. In Karina's case, they live together, and that
inevitably leads to Karina's family drama.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Christy, I cann't wait to come in and tell you this.
Oh gosh, let me guess it's about your dad. Want wow?
I already know just by the excitement in your voice.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
The cameras in the front on the back of the
house have been going off at an unusual amount, right, Okay,
every time we look, we're like, okay, we're not really
seeing that things. Maybe they're just being triggered by the
wind or whatever. Okay, Now, this last week, we've been
noticing this cat that just keeps coming around like a
neighbor cat.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
No, no big deal.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, but we're like, damn, this cat isn't really quite
leaving the area.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
He's just walking around the house chilling.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So we have a side storage in the back of
the house that no one really goes into except for
my dad because there's just like a lawnmower and some
camping stuff in there. Okay, yesterday I get a call
from my mom and she goes Liza's don't know their comedoos, gattos,
are you feeding the cats?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
And I'm like, no, what are you talking about? Like,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
She went to the back storage to look for some
old like I don't know whatever she was looking for,
and there was a bed and.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So little kiddy bowls for the cat. And it turns out.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That because it's been so cold, that's my dad felt
bad that this random neighborhood cat has nowhere to sleep
or eat.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
So he's been.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Storing this random cat at night in the shed on
the side.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Of the house.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't like, Dad, no wonder this damn cat isn't leaving.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I don't know whose cat it is. There's no collar
or nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'll tell you whose cat it is. It is one
Velesquez's cat.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
My mom is not having it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
She took the bed out, she took the balls out,
and she's like, this cat, you can't be doing that.
You know my dad he loves animals, and he just
felt really bad because it's been cold. But the cat
hasn't left yet. Maybe someone's out there looking for their cat.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
He's over here trying to cat napum.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
No one's perfic plan of feeding the cats has beckfired?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Will he stop before Miss Connie's claws come out?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
There?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We'll find out Thursday on a new episode.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Of Karna's Family Drama.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Her calls are out Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You can always catch up with Kreta's Family Drama online.
Please check it out Classic Kids one O three seven
dot com. You can find the full show podcast. So
if you miss crazy News or you Gotta be Kidding
Me or the Great Debate, you can always check it
out there. And speaking of you Gotta be kidding Me,
Tuesdays and Thursdays you hear about crazy viral trends and
there is a new choir. Oh wait till you find
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out who is involved in the choir. It is absolutely perfect.
You're hysterical. It's just like that, like a snake.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, cats do his, they do?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
We go.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Do?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, Christie Live you might love to sing, but you
might not be Pat Benatar or even Billy Joel, but
there is still a place for you in this world.
Every Tuesday and talk about the crazy viral trends, things
in the world that might make you shake your head
and say, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Tuneless choirs are the newest craze. They are choirs that
feature people who specifically cannot sing. If you can't carry
a tune, there is a tuneless choir just waiting for
you to sign up.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
They're actually not bad. They're actually not.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think when you get a group of people singing together,
even if they can't carry a tune, it still is
just a joyous sound.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You gotta be kidding me. How do I sign you up? Christy?
Shut up? I can carry a tune. We can walk
five hundred five? Will okay? Walk five hundred more? Just
my point to see you try.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Come on, Karna so I can walk five thousand milesand.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Registration for two please, thank you very much. You gotta
be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Christy Live.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Today is the day it has finally dropped. Bottle Rock
is back, all right, and the reason I oh yeah,
because I get it. The Backstreet Boys are back and
then they're gonna be a bottle Rock.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Producer. Karina are a resident boy band expert.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I'm Christie.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's Classic Kids one O three point seven. A lot
of people were looking online this morning. Shout out to
my friend Felicia, who texted me Paris.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Jackson's gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's one degree basically for Michael Okay, Backstreet Boys, Food
Fighters are gonna be there.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Cool in the Gang, don't jet in the black Car,
schacka khn okay chockakan Yeah, Minute Work are going to
be there.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
They are really leaning into some more of the classic artists.
And of course you know Somber if you're like, who
ask your kids? Ye, LCD sound System, Teddy Swims, Lord
is gonna be there, Buster Rhymes, don't call them Tracy Morgan, Hello.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Wayne Allolane. Well that's not really a good impression.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Wow, But yeah, Memorial Memorial Day weekend tickets go on
sale tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I like the lineup. Yeah, it's gonna be good. So
if you want to chick, why are you talking like that,
I'm not talking like anything.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm just saying it's gonna be good when your face
goes up like that.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Because for some reason, Big X the Plug is gonna
be a bottle rock Who Big X the Plug? I
never heard of Big X the Plug going from tixis
you don't know full of plug on that perforean.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Performance anyways, if you know, you know and yeah, like
producer Creta said, tickets around Tale tomorrow. But you can
win free tickets. Get that good hook up, the real plug.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I get you right now. I don't know, No, don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Look I'm trying to tell you you can get some
new addition tickets for free.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh gosh, a week long at eight twenty. I had
to get it. We're in trouble, the plug from Freemont.
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But okay, look, you got your crazy school. Don't talk
about American high school. I'm not where are you from?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Don't seven seven nine school? Oh Hogan, Hogan. Okay, okay, brother,
look we're so let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, okay, nine forty Crazy News.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You're listening to the Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.