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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy live on demand.
Cluss the Kids one O three point seven. We made
it to Friday seven twenty. Still got those Paul Simon
tickets coming your way in eight twenty A chance of
Human League tickets. I'm Christy. Producer Karina is right here.
And you know something I heard last night for the
first time. What potty princess?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
If you are a potty princess or a potty prince,
you are someone who is very particular about where you
use the bathroom outside of your house. My friend Terita
is a potty princess if she is outside.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Of the house. I don't know how we started talking.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
About bathrooms outside of the house, but I mentioned, you know,
Starbucks is a great place to go, and she said,
oh no, I don't go to the bathroom at Starbucks,
not a gas station.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
If I'm out and about, I will only go at
a hotel. Really, she will search for a hotel.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm like, what, well, Christy, you don't use the office
bathroom and it's a bit bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean, I don't like to use it when there's
a bazilion people here at work. If I'm out and about.
I'll go to a Starbucks gas station. Really, most of
the time they don't even work. I can't even remember
the last time I used the gas station bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh, I don't care. If I gotta go, I gotta go.
I don't know how you hold it all the time.
Huh huh, No, princess right here. Oh, I have a
friend that went to a wedding and they only had
Porter potties, but they were nice porter potties.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
She googled the closest Starbucks or restaurant to go find
a bathroom because she refuses to use a porter.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Potty princess, I met her.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Are you a potty princess or a potty prince?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Where do you use it? If you have to go
outside of your house of your kingdom?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I went in the bush the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh my god, you're a monster.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Sorry. I was at Badaga Bay. There was a bathroom
around me.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I just go into the bush. Oh god, I'm putting
all the business out there. My mother would kill me.
One eight six, six, nine hundred and one oh three seven?
Are you driving around? Do you know the good.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Spots to go if you are outside of the house.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Help us out tap the red microphone on our free
iHeartRadio app. If you are a potty princess or prince,
I understand Karina over here the Bush Monster maybe no,
Classic Kid Christie, Live.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
As the World Turns Dynasty? What other soap operas are there?
General Hospital, The Bold, and the Beautiful?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And they all have nothing on the drama happening inside
of Karina's house. It is Classic Kit's one o three
point seven and thank you for following along with the
saga that is the Velaskaz Family six point thirty nine.
And let's head to the seven oh seven for another
episode of Karina's family drama.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So my mom has been driving me crazy. The other
day my boyfriend spent the night behind the house. Uh huh,
and he showered hell early, which he normally does, but
now I'm like, can you please make sure he doesn't
shower before eight o'clock?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
The next morning, I get a text message from my
mom Karina, do naice Carina your nose. Please don't blow
your nose so early in the morning. Wait till you
get to your car to blow your nose, because it's
waking me up and I'm tired of hearing it. Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
So the other day I had a really bad headache.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I went downstairs to go check my blood pressure because
I'm like, maybe that's it. It's what's causing this headache.
I can't get rid of it. Here comes my mom
opening her door. Karina, guess that's us endo.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Guess that's the endo. I'm like, I'm checking my blood pressure.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Next time, you need to check your blood pressure because
you know how the blood pressure machine squeezes and makes noise.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Christine, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
That woke her up and it was bothering her. And
I said, Mom, seriously, like this is my health. I'm
trying to make sure I don't need to go to
the emergency room, and you're complaining about the noise. And
she said, well, next time, do it either in the
garage or go outside in the backyard. She said, go
outside check your blood pressure because the machine woke me up.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's not even a loud machine.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It's gonna be passed out somewhere and you're over here
worried about your.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Sleep, Karina, can you please pass out and hit the
ground more quietly because the.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Food from you falling out because your high blood pressure
was too loud. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
When did we start a noise ordinance in the damn house?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Like, come on, no showers before eight, no freaking blowing
my nose in the house. And now I.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Can't check my blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Will Karina zip it or will her mom on zip
a can of whoop whoop.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
On her daughter? We'll find out on the next episode
of Karna's family drama. You better chill out.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
It's my blood pressure that I'm checking.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Christy Now, my blood pressure is high because of the drama.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Christie Lives Crazy with Christie Live in morning drops.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, today the crazy train is about to head
out to Jackson, Mississippi, where a man was filing for
unemployment benefits.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Nothing wrong with that. The only issue is he was
using inmates information so he.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Could file unemployment benefits while he was locked up. No way,
this man is in jail using inmate number three, four, seven,
five six is information, filing unemployment, getting paid, and sending
the checks to his mama's house.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
How do you even I don't even know how he
got away with all that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm telling you, criminals, man, if they would only use
their powers for good. This man Ken Jarell Thomas was
locked up and they eventually caught the payments going to
his mother's house. But he had been filing for quite
some time, just collecting checks using his homies information sending
it to his mama's house.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
So the sacres see how much he got he got.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Over let me see, I don't know. Well that's probably
good information.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Well that's okay, I mean it's pretty clever.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Thirty seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh wow, dang, you know how many couple of noodles
you could buy with thirty seven thousand dollars in Park
Christie Live.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Are you a.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Potty princess or a potty prince? My friend Terita coined
this phrase because when she leaves the house, the only
place she would go to the bathroom if she's not
at home is a hotel. Are you particular about where
you go when you're not in your house, Miguel, My.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Wife is a potty princess. She would not go in
a gas fish and bathroom. She would make me hurry
up to get home, or a friend's house.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
And I guess said restaurant too.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All great choices, I'm telling you, Starbucks is where it's at.
They said that they switched up the rule, but they'll
still I'll let you go.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
What about you? Are you a potty prince? I love
the military. Hey, we gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm a navy Ben, but I'm still like, uh huh,
I did my time. Thank you for your service and
thank you for joining the fun this morning, Miguel, Good morning, Loopy.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Are you a potty princess?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I have no party princess.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's for done sure.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Growing up as kids where we would travel a lot,
and when we were traveling, we had to do what
we had to do, and we did what Kreeena did. Okay,
you find a bush.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Bass would open the two doors of the car and
go cleen the two doors.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I have done the two doors, you know in the
car stall makeshift stall before.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's so funny. You are not alone. You are not alone.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's likes when you gotta go, you gotta go and
you cannot hold it all right, Ben, thank.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You for the call. Gotta talk back from our appod morning.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Good morning, it's Ben. So, first of all, the hotel thing,
that's a great idea, but when it comes to the
gas stations if you have to. I you know, there's
gas stations nearby. I only go to the ones Chevron
because Chevron is required to clean their them every hour.
So if you have to go and there's nothing around
that you particularly choose, go to Chaffron.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I yall, peace, good looking out, been for the wind,
all right, dropping the knowledge so we could drop the bombs.
I'm just kidding. I was so sorry. It's class.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
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