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You're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on Demand.
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Six seventeen on Classic Kids on three point seven with
Hell and Icon Whitney, we miss you. Whenever my friend
Maya drives by the hotel where she died, to Beverly
Hills Hotel, Los Angeles, she turns the radio down, she
has a moment of silence for Whitney Houston.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That's really nice.
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She's like, stop everything, this is for Whitney. Every she
lives in LA. So you know, hey, my name is Christy.
Producer Karina is right here, and thank you so much
for being here.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Nice of you to join us. Producer Karina, thank you.
It's good to be back.
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So a lot of people still recovering from the Big
Game weekend.
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Just a heads up.
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The rain is coming to the Bay Area today, so
keep an umbrella handy. It's gonna be here, I think
through Friday. Yeah, we're gonna get dry skies and then
it'll be back for Valentine's Day, which is this weekend.
So if you have a Valentine it's on Saturday. Great, thanks,
make your reservation. Now do what you gotta do. So
now that the Big Game is over, you know, at
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the end of the game. People have their merchandise, they
have their hats, they have their sweaters and T shirts
all ready to go, but they don't know who's gonna win.
So they have to make both team like championship shirts,
the championship hats for both teams, so that way is
ready to go. Yeah, but unfortunately there's a whole lot
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of boxed up hats and shirts and yeah for the
Patriots because they did not win. So where do you
think that stuff goes? I thought this sounds dumb, but
I thought they just threw it away. They're like literally,
because what are they gonna do with it? That is true.
They actually don't throw it away. They send it overseas
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to Eastern Europe to people in need. They team up
with this charity Good three sixty and they send all
that merchandise to Eastern Europe. So there's a lot of
people walking around Patriots a year on, like.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Big Game champions not Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But I wonder if you get your hands on that shirt,
like if it would be worth some money because you
don't see those shirts, but.
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They're out there in existence. I wonder, I'm gonna look
it up. Sure there might be some old like Niner
stuff on there.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I mean games that we didn't win. It's not about
that old stuff.
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Anyways, got some guns and so Billy Joel coming up
as you get this Monday. Nope, this is not Monday.
It's it's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Drive going, I'm gonna go
get some coffee. It's classic Kid Christy Live. Move over,
wine connoisseurs. There's a new somlier in town. It's Classic
Kids one oh three point seven six forty. And you know,
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every Tuesday and Thursday you hear about crazy, stupid, viral trends,
things in the world that just make you shake your
head and.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Say, you gotta be kidding me.
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You've heard of a wine somalier, right, yeah, people are
that are experts and wine, yes, yeah, But now people
are doing something different. People are doing water tastings. People
are lining up and paying hundreds of dollars to sip water.
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I'm almost like showing the water. You're chewing the water,
chewing the water. I'm moving the water through all my
whole Pellette.
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Water can be fruity, easy, approachable to Oh my god,
what's happening in my glass?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You gotta be kidding me? Why I have no idea,
but water experts say.
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That sipping still and sparkling water is like sipping a
fine wine. You can note the earthy tones, the minerality,
and even the mouthfeel of specific water.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
There are some really good waters out there. But do
they go to school for this?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
They go to school, they are trained, and people are
paying hundreds of dollars for water tasting.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You gotta be kidding me. I guess everyone goes home sober.
There's no fun in that. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Classic Kids three points with Christy Live in Morning Drops.
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Before we head out on the Crazy Train, quick reminder,
As always, every day at seven twenty you can get
eighty minutes of commercial free music, So if you got.
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A long commute, don't trip.
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We got you felt to get that started next, but first, today,
the Crazy Train is heading out to Chicago, where a
man has been arrested three times for impersonating a police officer.
Seventy seven year old Robert Ellis has been trying to
impersonate a cop since the nineties. He's been convicted twice,
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but the only thing he's better at than impersonating a
police officer is.
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Impersonating a lawyer.
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Each time that old Robert Ellis has been arrested, he
has decided to represent himself in court.
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As his own lawyer, and he has gotten off all
three times. No way.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes. He got arrested after some officers pulled him over
for expired plates and they spotted a laminated ID card,
saying that he worked for the police department, and they're.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Like, bruh, no, you don't.
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At trials, he argued that the stop was like racially motivated.
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The judge rolled there wasn't enough evidence. He got off.
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Twenty twenty one, arrested after he parked in a spot
reserved for officers outside of a White Sox game.
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He said he was police.
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Commissioner, showed a badge for an agency that doesn't exist,
went to trial and somehow got off. And then finally,
most recently, he flashed a fake badge trying to get
a new license plate. In court, he argued he didn't
show a badge, he just showed his driver's license and
the judge believed him.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Third win, Wow, big name boom, there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's crazy, right, and that is what you get when
you ride the crazy train every weekday.
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In seven, ten and nine, forty.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Hey, I guess if you believe something deeply enough, right,
then it can be true.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Never give up on your dreams, kids.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, right, the Crazy Train every weekday and if you
miss the Crazy News stories, you can always get him
on demand. Just go to Classic Hits what O three
seven dot com, Christie Live.
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If you think your family has drama.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Think again. Maybe you've never met the Velaskaz family. Well
it's time.
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It's Classic Kids what O three point seven.
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Every Tuesday and Thursday head to the seven oh seven
to check in with producer Karina's family who she lives with,
plays with, and inevitably that leads to.
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Karina's family drama.
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So on Sunday, Christy, we had a very small family
gathering for the big game. Yes, there was lots of
champagne flowing, a lots of a lot of wine flowing.
And my brother in law, Mike, it's very notorious for
let's say, dropping, breaking, spilling things. He's just broken a
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lot of stuff in the house. Okay, Sunday, we get
a little tipsy, have a good time.
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We start a dance party in the kitchen.
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Okay, here goes Mike with a glass of red wine.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Uh, huh.
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Dancing now on top of my fireplace. You've been to
my house before.
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Here's a family photo.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
There's a family photo, good old Olin Mills. If you
remember Olin Mills photography from the eighties, Yep, that it
sits above the fireplace when we were all kids.
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Yep, I remember, I know it right.
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So Mike is dancing, having a good time with the
red wine in his hand, and he starts throwing his
hands up in the air like he's seriously, justiny care,
and the red wine spilled all over the family portrait.
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Oh God.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Then he tries to hide it so that my mom
doesn't notice it. As soon as she came in the kitchen,
she says, our family portrait. You know, it's all covered
in wine.
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And he's trying to clean it, but to not help
the situation at all.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Now we're like, you cannot have any drinks in the kitchen. Ah, man,
you've gotta have your stuff outside.
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Day.
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He's grown.
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Now Mike has to use a sippy cup from now on.
Mike waved his hands in the air and spilled wine
like he just didn't care. Will this stain agent to
forgiveness or will it turn into a full bodied pewed.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
We'll find out Thursday on a new episode.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Of Karina's Family Drama.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
What a Mess, Bendy, get your man all right? Karina's
Family Drama.
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When you miss it, you can keep up at Classic
Kits one O three seven dot com and always hear
new episodes every Tuesday and Thursday, and also on Tuesdays
and Thursdays. That's when you can hear about crazy, stupid
viral trends, things that make you shake your head and say,
you gotta be kidding me. The robot have officially taken over.
Wait to hear about this craziness next on Classic.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Kids Christie Live.
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I've been saying for a while now the robots takeover
has officially arrived, and it is here Every Tuesday and Thursday.
You hear about the crazy viral trends, things in the
world that just make you shake your head and say.
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You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
AI agents are hiring real humans to do their bidding
how through the website rent a Human dot Ai.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
This crypto engineer created this platform and people can get
paid to complete errands on behalf of AI agents. They
say there are a few things that we could use
your body for.
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And this seems like a joke, but it's not a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Seventy thousand people have already signed up for this Rent
a Human dot ai website.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Robots need your body. Wow, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Normally it's the other way around, right, this is a movie,
This is Terminator too, remember Judgment Day. See, but they
need our bodies to do certain things like taking pictures,
dropping off packages.
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Rent our bodies, so we're basically like escorts.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
What it sound like. It sounds like a kink. You
gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand