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May 1, 2025 12 mins
Christie just told us that she needs to find a place to live in two days. There's a new musical coming to SF about Luigi Mangioni, and Karena's Family Drama is about her dad attempting to do something nice with her mom's new car, but oops!!! 
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks for getting your morning started with us. I'm Christy.
Producer Karina is here too, and.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Christie's looking for a place to live. First of all,
tell the people what's going on. I want your living
situation because I feel like we're counting down the days.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
So where you're about to be on the street, I'm serious,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
So if anyone has ever had to deal with an hoa,
you know, if you can get the hell out of Dodge,
you do it as quickly as you can. And so
I was living in a condo with a nosey hoa
and I finally sold my condo, but everyone's like, where
are you gonna live?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
And so I'm still living in that I don't know
land and I close tomorrow, so you need to be
out of there by tomorrow. I think they're gonna give
me through the weekend. But yes, I need to figure
out a place to live. Because I didn't think about
it it but I was like, Okay, I know enough people.

(01:02):
I think I can couch sir.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You definitely can. But still, I mean that that should
have been your number one.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, I can't live and should I could have would have.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's true, unless they, of course have space for me
because I am looking for a house now.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I didn't think about it. It all just happened so fast.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
We're here now at the studio where I will probably
be living.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was gonna say, we've got enough couches for you
to sleep on, but if anybody has a spare room, yeah,
wants the host. Christy, you're pretty low maintenance. I think
I'm never at home, that's true. Okay, you sleep for
like two hours.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Every night.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You eat out every night exactly. I'm not messing up
your kitchen. I'm not messing up the bed sheet. Just
don't have pets and don't have kids.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Christy doesn't like.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I do like kids, kids, just like chicken. I'm just
hitting good Oh my goodness. Seriously, you're saying, do you
have to find a place to live.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
You've got one.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Day to find a place to live. I'll figure it out,
I know, Christy, one day.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, you know, come live with your family.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Oh you can.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
You know what Latino people? We take everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Okay, we are Mexican family, and my mama will Fiji.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I know, right, yay, and it's Fani. I'll be over
tomorrow on Classic Hits.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Christie Lie takes thirty six on Classic Hits, one of
three point seven less than an hour away from your
first chance this morning at Free Disneyland Resort Tickets got
that at seven twenty. So every Tuesday and Thursday talk
about the crazy viral trends, things that make you.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Say, you gotta be kidding me. I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
People will do anything sometimes to stay awake. You might
have a cup of coffee, you might even have two
cups for a little extra boost of caffeine. But for
some people that's just not enough. So where do they
turn to the internet where they can buy snortable powder caffeine.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
You gotta be kidding me. I can't believe this is
a thing. Just hop it out, give it a click
tip and you're ready to stuff.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Okay, whoa.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
This stuff is called want to Bump. It comes in
a little vial.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
It looks like cocaine, but it's powdered caffeine.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yes, it's snortable caffeine with Vitamin B twelve in it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Key bump.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
You gotta be kidding me. Stop the madness.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
People, Take a nap, get your eight hours and you
will wake up feeling well rested.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
You don't need to snort caffeine. Why drink it and
you can snort it. No, ConA gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Classics one three points That Crazy Crazy Train news with
Christy Live in morning Drown.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
All right as always, Just a quick reminder eighty minutes
of commercial free music about to get that started for
you and free Disneyland resort tickets coming up at seven twenty.
Just a reminder before we hop aboard the Crazy Train,
which today is heading out to Pueblo County, Colorado, where

(04:37):
an inmate escaped from the jail.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Dune Dun, Dun.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Authority say Lucas Brown was taking out the trash when
he escaped from the jail job that gave him access
to the outside.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
But he's tracked ground down about thirty minutes later, just
a few blocks away.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
He was taking the trash, so he escaped with two
days left on his sentence. Oh no, he did it, Yes, no,
he did it.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
He did This man had been locked up for so
long he had two days left on his sentence and
decided to take out the trash and just go ahead
and goalie for run.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Let me just go ahead and take off now, let
me just call it forty eight hours early. That's enough.
Enough is enough? You waited all this time, bruh. He
just wanted to be in jail.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
I was gonna save. There's some people that really just
want to be in jail.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, do you ever want to go back? Only if
you got money on my books, that is your craziness.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You can ride the crazy train every weekday around this time,
catch your stories on.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Demand to just go to Classic Kids one O three
seven dot com.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I hear they got bars in there, like bars like drinking.
I don't even get it because it's prison and bar
and then I like to drink.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
So there's far.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Wow. That was a stretch.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
That was a stretch that was Gunby see Dunbee Gumby
because get it because Gumby stretches.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Gosh, that was laffy Tappy. Get it because that was.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Just stretch Armstrong, That's what that was.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Christie Live finding out who shot Jr.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
On Dallas does not even compare to the amount of
drama that happens in producer Karina's household. It's Classic Hits
one o three point seven and every Tuesday and Thursday.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Gotta check in with her crazy fam. It's time for
another episode.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Of Karina's family drama.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
So my dad won tried to do something nice for
my mom yesterday.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
So he said, I'm gonna go run a few errands
in the new car. She said, okay, thinking he's just
gonna go to safe.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Way holds on. Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
So Karina's mom got this car in December. She has
not let anyone drive the car. She barely lets anyone,
including her kids, ride in the car.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes, and she's slowly starting to let my dad drive it.
This is probably the second time he's driven it. So
my dad said, I'll be right back. My dad comes
home yesterday, m hm. He starts grabbing towels from the
laundry room. Okay, and me and my mom were thinking, okay,
that's weird that he just got home and he's grabbing.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
A bunch of towels. Oh god, Christy.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Turns out my dad went to the car wash.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Uh huh in the new car.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
He didn't realize that the back windows were cracked up.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
When I tell you, my mom said, let me go
outside and see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh god, she was yoni, me me caro, me cato.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
He ta to see something nice by surprising her at
taking the car for a wash. The whole back seat
and her jacket and everything was so Mom was so
pale and upset.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
He said, come on, why didn't you tell me anything
like the windows? The windows bless.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
He was trying to soak up all the water with
the towels. It's so funny, Oh man, she was so
pale and so mad.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
You would have thought like somebody had died. It was bad.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Wand and miss Connie seats are in hot water.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Will he be washed out of her good graces? We'll
find out next Tuesday on a new episode.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Of Torona's family drama.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hey, wash and learn, folks, get it washed and learn.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, it's too soon, too soon for the chokes.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Every Tuesday and Thursday, after we check in with producer
Karina's fam we always got to talk about the crazy
viral trends and things happening in the world. And there's
a new musical coming to Sam for Cisco Only in
San Francisco. When something like this happened, wait till you
find out what it is, tell you about it, and
you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Next Christie Live, it's.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
A forty nine.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Don't forget nine o'clock. You can win some cash and
the money machine. Listen for that word. And there's a
new musical coming to San Francisco. Oh, I don't know
how people are gonna feel about this one. Every Tuesday
and Thursday on Classic Kids one O three point seven
always talk about the crazy viral trends, things happening in
the world that make you say, you gotta be kidding me.

(09:30):
So you know Luigi Mangioni. Yes, he is the accused
corporate assassin, the man responsible for allegedly gunning down the
CEO of United Healthcare.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
People also have an infatuation with him because he is
very handsome, and he's become an internet viral star as well.
And now there is a new musical based on Luigi,
the twenty six year old internet sensation and accused murderer
coming to San Francisco.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Get ready for Luigi the Musical.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
I've got a.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Line you gotta be kidding.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Me, Only in San Francisco and premieres this June Friday,
the thirteenth.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
And this is not a joke. This is a real
life musical.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
They say that there have been musicals done about all
sorts of sordid crimes in the past, and this is
just another one in the long list of torrid tales.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
You gotta be kidding me. What do you think some
of the songs are gonna be? Christy? I'm just asking
to Christy.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
I do not want to get canceled.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
You know what's gonna sell out?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You know it's gonna sell out.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Viral infamy, true crime and sharp social satire.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
It's gonna be a comedy. This is Yeah, gotta love
the Bay Area, man, You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Classic Kids three Points Crazy with Christy Live Morning dropped.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Today the Crazy Train is headed out to Pueblo County, Colorado,
where an inmate escaped from jail.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Authority say Lucas Brown was taking out the trash when
he escaped from the jail job that.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Gave him access to the outside, but he's tracked ground
down about thirty minutes later, just a few blocks away.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
This man ran away from jail with two days left
on his sentence. Oh no he didn't, Yes, no he
didn't he did.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
This man had been locked up, he had two days
left and decided I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Enough is enough? D you waited all this time? Bruh,
he just wanted to be in jail.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
I was gonna say, there's some people that really just
want to be in jail.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Do you ever want to go back?

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Only if you got money on my books that issue craziness,
you can ride the crazy train every weekday around this time,
get your stories.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
On demand to just go to Classic Kids one O
three seven dot com. I hear they got bars in there.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I don't even get it because it's prison and bars
and then I like to drink, so there's far. Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
That was a stretch. That was a stretch. That was Dumbee.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Because get it because Gumby stretches. Gosh, that was laughing Tappy,
get it because that was.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Just stretch Armstrong.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
That's what that was.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Let's focus on the real, real words, a real hard time.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Okay, all right, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
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