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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please do listening Good Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
At six fifteen on Classic Hits one O three point
seven At six point thirty, as producer Corina so reminded
you of I was gonna say so meanly corrected me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh god, just kidding. Six thirty.
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She said bookoo. She said bookoo.
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Speaker 2 (01:03):
How have you been doing?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Wonderful? What about you?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know I finally have a place to live. Oh
you do?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, And we talked about this for a while, Christy,
you moved out.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I thought you was gonna be staying in your car,
But what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I checked into a hotel last night or this morning
at twelve thirty am. So I am staying in Emoryville
at a hotel for the next five days and then
we're gonna work it out from there.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Why don't you I told you you could come stay
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah huh, everyone said, Look everyone, all my so called
friends said hey, you can come stay with me, and
none of them were like, hey, here's the key to
my house.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Hey, here's the directions. Everyone's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well at least you've got a place to stay and
they have free breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh okay, so there you go.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
All right, Well I'm you know, five, We'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We'll check back with you exactly. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We appreciated its teacher appreciation week, so we definitely want
to show some love to the teachers.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Six point thirty.
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Listen up because if your teacher, hey, you have a
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Speaker 2 (02:15):
Next, don't Classic.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Kid Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
People just leave the dentistry to the professionals. It's six
thirty eight and every Tuesday and Thursday gotta take a
look at the crazy viral trends and something.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We call you gotta be kidding me. Dan producer Karina
saw this one online.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
We've talked before about people doing their own dentistry at home,
filing their teeth down, or some other random thing they've
seen on TikTok, And now there's something new. Have you
seen that discount shopping site tm MoU you or see
the ads you can buy discount items. Well, now Temu
is selling veneers.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You gotta be kidding.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Me caps for your teeth so you can do your
own veneers at home.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
It makes the people look like mister Ed.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
This is a prime example of you get what you
pay for. If you were paying three dollars and eight
cents on Timu for veniers, you are going to look
like mister Ed once the job is done.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It looks like the press on nails you buy at
the Dollar Tree. Like the Dollar Tree, No, people just
leave the dental stuff to the professionals.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, there's actual dentists, tons, tons and tons of them
around the Bay Area. But if you're interested, like I said,
three dollars and eight cents, you'd have a whole new smile.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You know how they keep the veneers in place?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
How toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Stop, it like glue, but it's tooth and then paste.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, that's just as bad as these veneers. You got it?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Begin Classic Kids three points with Christie live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
People need to learn how to behave when they go
to the zoo. Got your crazy news coming up, but
quick reminder at seven twenty not only can you get
eighty minutes of commercial free music, but free Brian Adams
tickets to Okay. Today, the Crazy train is heading over
to the Philippines where a man went to his local
zoo and when he got there, he saw a really
cool crocodile statue. He wanted to take a selfie with it. Oh,
(04:39):
here we go, So he decided to hop over a
chain link fence into an enclosure so he could take
a selfie with a crocodile statue. Since when do zoos
okay statues behind chain link fences and secure enclosures.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And this man who trying to take a selfie found
out the hard way when he put his camera up
and the crocodile went and bit him, and the camera
took him into the water and rolled him. Luckily, this
man survived, but he definitely got fifty stitches.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And the dumb Dumb of the Year Award.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's crazy that people are standing around filming this entire thing.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's all on video.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, what's crazy is producer Karina could not wait to
watch the video. I'm like, I don't want to see
this man get rolled by a crocodile.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
She's like, oh my god, this is crazy. If you
want to see the video, though, maybe you're.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Like producer Karina and you want to check out this
stupid head, make sure you go to Classic Hits one
O three seven dot com. Follow the rules at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Why do we have to.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Say this to adults? No constantly. Luckily this man survived.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, fifty stitches. That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, it is not.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
It's a jaw dropping video. Get it like jaw and
then it dropped. Okay, that's too soon, man, this dude
almost No.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, that's the Crazy News.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven sin. You
can get Crazy News at nine forty and it's on
demand along with the Crazy Video at Classic Kids one
o three to seven dot com. Christie Live Dynasty had
the Kolby's and the Carrington's, but that's nothing on the
Velasquez family. It's Classic Kits one oh three point seven
(06:24):
and every Tuesday and Thursday, you gotta check in with
producer Karina's Crazy Family.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's time for your favorite radio soap opera.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Karina's Family Drama.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'm getting text messages.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Uh huh from both my dad, uh huh and my
niece Levia. Okay, it's because my dad wants to buy
Levea some clothes. Okay, Lavera's hat the clothes that she wants,
and they have like skulls and daggers. It's a little dark.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Let me see it looks like a heavy metal goths shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yes. So, then my niece Levea, who's starteen by the way,
it should be a school right now, she's texting me
tell Grandpa, I want this shirt. Instead of texting her Grandpa,
my dad's texting me and say tell Avea that she needs.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Something a little bit more conservative.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Waiting for her to text you want to wear a
strawberry short shirt?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
What happened to the Hello Kiddy Day?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
So they're going back and forth on the text, but
I'm in the middle of it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Why won't he get her that shirt?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I think the fact that this guy in tattoos is
wearing the shirt that my dad might have a problem.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Maya.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But it's whatever time it is, and Levy's texting me,
and she's like, forget it.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I don't want anything. Tell grandpa, forget it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Why don't you text her grandpa or call your grandpa
instead of texting me?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Why don't you just buy her the shirt?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh, that's a forty dollars shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's a forty dollars shirt, which should be No, I'm
not buying a forty dollars shirt thirteen year old?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Look on Timu mar shine. So that's expensive.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, damn love me can't catch a break with anybody.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh no, But right now she's upset and asked.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Me to pick her up from school because she doesn't
want to see her grandpa.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
It's black eyeliner versus bubblegum pink.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Will Karina's dad wan and Lovey sew up this clothing
riff or will the thread of this family relationship be
ripped apart? At the scenes, We'll find out Thursday on
a new episode.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Of Karina's Family Drama.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
We need to go fundme account for lovey shirt if
you'd like to donate, oh Man Every Tuesday and Thursday
after we check in with Karna's Crazy Family. You can
always find the episodes on our website too. By the way,
at Classic Hits one o three seven dot com, got
to talk about the crazy viral trends and random stories
(09:00):
happening in the world, and there's a big one happening
in the NFL that'll make you say, you gotta be
kidding me.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Next on Classic Hits one o three point.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Sec Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The NFL Draft is always a roller coaster, especially for
the draft ds, but it was a roller coaster for
a super fan as well. It's Classic Hits one oh
three point seven and every Tuesday and Thursday talk about
the crazy viral trends and random things happening online and something.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Called you gotta be kidding Me.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Shador Sanders, who is the son of NFL legend Dion Sanders,
was expected to go in the first round as an
NFL draft pick when they did the draft. Unfortunately he didn't.
He went fifth round. He was the one hundred and
forty fourth pick overall, and that fall from Grace a
(09:49):
few weeks ago caused an NFL fan so much emotional
distress they are now suing the NFL for one hundred
million dollars to be getting I wish I was kidding you.
This fan said the emotional distress of watching his football
ill from first to fifth round was not only mentally frustrating,
(10:16):
but debilitating.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
And this man has no personal ties to Chador Sanders
or the Sanders family, but insists that the NFL must
be held accountable for this injustice because his feelings were hurt.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
This case is gonna fall harder and faster than Shadoor
Sanders football.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You want emotional distress, wait till he watched the Cleveland
Brown's play.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
That's what we got. Side with.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Classic Kids, three points with Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Today, the crazy train is heading over to the Philippines,
where a man went to his local zoo and when
he got there, he saw a really cool crocodile statue.
He wanted to take a selfie with it. Here we go,
so he decided to hop over a chain link fence
into an enclosure so he could take a selfie with
a crocodile statue. Since when do zoos okay statues behind
(11:32):
chain link fences and secure enclosures.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And this man who is trying to take a selfie
found out the hard way when he put his camera
up and the crocodile went and bit him, and the
camera took him into the water and rolled him. Luckily,
this man survived, but he definitely got.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Fifty stitches and the dumb Dumb of the Year Award.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's crazy that people are standing around filming this entire thing.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's all on video.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, what's crazy is producer Karina could not wait to
watch the video.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm like, I don't want to see this man get
rolled by a crocodile.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She's like, oh my god, it's crazy. If you want
to see the video, though, maybe you're like producer Karina
and you want to check out this stupid head, make
sure you go to Classic Kits one O three seven
dot com. Follow the rules at the zoo. Why do
we have to say this to adults?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No constantly. Luckily this man survived.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, fifty stitches, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, it is not.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
It's a jaw dropping video. Get it like jaw and
then it's dropped. Okay, that's too soon, man, this dude
almost Karina. No no, that's your Crazy News.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven send. You
can get Crazy News at nine forty and it's on
demand along with the Crazy video at Classic KITS one
O three seven dot com listing.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand