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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand six.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fifteen on Classic Kids one O three point seven. Good morning,
Thank you so much for letting us be a part
of your day, us being myself. Hi, I'm Christy. Good morning,
I'm Karna, and hopefully you're waking up having a better
morning than Jalen Hurts. Your football fan, you'll understand that reference.
Last night there was a game and whoabody, it was
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a good game until.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It wasn't so freaking good Chargers and Eagles.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh man, Yeah, Eagles lost at the very very very
bitter bitter end. But anyways, we're not going to talk
about that this morning. We're just gonna keep it moving.
At eight twenty, you can be a winner unlike Jalen.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Okay, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You could be a winner. Got some Toto tickets. He's
still fine. He's still winning, so he'll be all right.
You gotta ring last year, so eight twenty listen, you
can win some free tickets to check out Toto, Christopher
Cross and the Romantics.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So, if you have a smart device at home, just
know you can listen to us on your smart device.
Please listen. Tell a friend, ask Alexa to play classic
Kids one oh three point seven on iHeartRadio. And if
you have been talking to your smart speaker lately, you'll
notice Alexa has a new voice. She does.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh, here's she's Okay, she's going off to your studio.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay, we got you, growl. Alexa has a new voice,
and I guess they're leaning into the whole AI reality.
She sounds a lot different. Now wait, nope, that's not it.
Hold on, okay, I'd.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Love to give you a taste of my new voices.
I have four feminine and four masculine options.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh, I'd love to give you a taste of my
new voice.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
She's a little, a little extra. She's a little extra.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But they do have now masculine voices. That's cool. Okay,
so little Alex instead of Alexa. Have you heard these
new voices.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I have not heard any of them, Chris, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So if you have heard the new Alex voices, check
it out. Okay. Now, speaking with masculine four calm, I'm
like that Zen Garden you visit when you need to
clear your mind. Okayen Garden, there you go.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, all right, Now using masculine three smooth, I'm like
that smooth talking barista who always remembers your dad.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Sounds a little creepy, all right, sounds a little creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Think I've ever had a smooth talking Barisa like that?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, okay, I mean okay, but okay.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
These are the new Alex voices that you can choose
for your smart devices. Masculine two warm.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It's like having a comforting hug from an old friend.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
They just get creepier, I don't know. And your last
choice selection if you want a new voice for your
Alexa or Alex.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Right, I'm now speaking with masculine one free. Think of
me as your laid back buddy who's always up for
a chat.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Right, yo, what's up Alex?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
This Alex?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What you want to order? Place your order for? Not
sound like your friend? Well they got us?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Sounded like I'm now speaking with masculine one friendly. Think
of me as your laid back buddy who's always up
for a chat.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Why is he got to be the lad?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But right right, yeah, me jumping from the liquor.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
And I'll send it away like seriously, but for real, funny,
I did not hear any of these voices, so that's
pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You really can't judge a book by its voice because
you know, yeah, you know, people be like, oh my god, Christy,
you're black. I'm like, yes, yeah, you do get that
a lot, quite a lot actually, and so is number four.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Right, I'm now speaking with masculine friendly think of me
as you're laid back buddy who was always up for
a chat.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, right, all right, here you go chat chat on
shut on. Ohh okay. So now you can pick a
new boy if you wish. Listen for some Survivor on
the Way and Cindy Lapper coming up on Classic Kids
Christie Live. My name's Christy and you know producer Karina
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and I don't have any kids, but if you do
and they've been acting up, you can take away their phones.
You can maybe ground them, or you can do what
the parents in Japan are doing and have the demons
call them every Tuesday and Thursday talk about the crazy
viral trends and things happening in the world, things that
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just make you say.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Onny Kata Denoir is this app that basically translates to
phone call from a demon. This Phone Call from a
Demon was developed by a group in Tokyo to help
parents keep their kids in check. The app simular it's
a phone call from a demon character. It looks like
a man dressed up like a red devil demon and
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they call your kid on FaceTime and talk trash You
do suku?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I mean that's a Japanese.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But he's basically saying, Oh, if your kids aren't eating,
hit us up, we got your back.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Kids who don't go to bed, kids who don't.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Cut their promises, kids who fight with their siblings.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You gotta be kidding me. This is horrible for children. Yeah,
but can we get a demon call for the adults?
I mean, can we summon a demon coworkers their dirty
dishes in.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
The sink, boyfriends who don't put the toilet seat down ever?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, can I get a demon call for that? Just
saying if you want to actually see the demon call
in action, you could see it on our socials at
Classic Kids one O three seven.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Classic Kids with Christy live in morning.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Drops before we hop aboard. Just quick reminder seven twenty
you can get eighty minutes of commercial free music for
your morning drive today. The crazy Train is heading out
to the kish Ainox Tech Expo in Iran. Yes, they
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have gathered a ton of the latest and greatest technology
and put it on display nice, including a pair of
advanced humanoid robots. Oh gosh, you know, I always say
the robots are taken over, but actually, if the robots
are like these robots, I'm okay with the takeover. The
robots came out d doo doode. They were wearing costumes
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body suits that were decorated in like binary code zero
one patterns, and they took pictures of these amazing robots
that were quite human like. Turns out they were so
much like humans they actually were humans. They were not
robots at all. The company hired models to dress up
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and act like robots. But you know, the Internet, the
Internet will'll suck out anything. Once the Internet got the
pictures and they were like, wait a minute, these robots
are like a little too humanoid. We could see them breathing,
we could see them twitching. Why do the robots have
acne scars? And why are the robots smirking? Turns out
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these were just people dressed up pretending to be the robots.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well, they tried, they did try it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The company is now trying to apologize for trying to
pass off the humans as the humanoid robots usually the
other way around or something.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
But this is crazy. Yeah, that's a little come on, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
When you see the video though, of the actual people,
they look like people. Oh really, they do. They look
like people. They don't look like robots. Okay, like technology
is not that advanced.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, I'll stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That is your daily crazy news story. You can ride
the crazy Train every weekday at sevent ten and nine
forty or maybe a little earlier because we're a little
early today. It's okay, though, That's okay, early bird gets
the worm or the crazy story you can always catch.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Okay, what time over time about the early bird?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Shut up? Okay, okay, okay, look, you know what I mean.
She doesn't know what we meant, but you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Okay, it's okay. The early bird get the worm and
then the worm.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Goes in the hole and get what crazy train? The
crazy train comes out? What what are you even saying?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, Christie Live the Brady's, the Cosbies, the Bunkers, the Jeffersons.
Why are you looking at me like that? Producer Karna,
who's the Bunkers, aren't you bunkers?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Anyways, we're talking about family and drama, and Karina's family.
The Velasquez family has their fair share too. It's classic
kids won oh three point seven and every Tuesday and
Thursday got ahead to the seven oh seven and check in.
It's time for another episode.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Of Karna's family drama.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Christy, you know how I live with my parents. Yeah,
a lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Last night, nobody wanted to cook dinner because it was
so cold. My mom was at work.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
My dad goes, hey, I'll go get some fu vietname
soup for all of us.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
He comes home. We're eating the soup. Here comes my
mom from work and she's like, hey, where's my soup?
Where are the noodles to the soup?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I guess my dad was didn't realize he was just
eating broth with.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Me with me, So my mom goes, ELO's noodles, or
are the noodles? And my dad's like, oh, they didn't
give it to me. I guess is what he's thinking.
So the fun place is all the way on the
other side of a leyo. It takes at least twenty
minutes to get there, twenty to twenty five minutes to
get there, okay, but we only want it from this place.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
So she calls them and starts yelling at them. She
told me soap on no, maybe it on me Soapa.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
This is like in English, but she's yelling at me
in Spanish about wanting her soup.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
There was no noodles that came with the fuck. Oh.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
So my dad, being nice, gets in the car huh,
drives all the way to the other side to get
another soup for her because they said, hey, come back,
we'll give you guys a soup. Sorry about the noodles
not being in there, uh huh. My dad pulls up
at home. My mom's all happy. When my dad's taking
out the soup from the back of the car, he
realized that the noodles that were supposed to be with
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their original soup had rolled under the seat. My mom goes, gottro,
why didn't you check the car now you wasted my
gas to go all the way on the other side
of a leo.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
She wasn't happy that he bought her the soup gone
because neither one of them thought to check under the
seat to see if the noodles were there.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
She's like, you wasted my.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Gas to go all the way to the other side
of a leo to get my fuz soup when the
noodles had just rolled underneath the seat. So now my
dad said, this is the last time I go get
dinner oh.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Because his feelings were hurt.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
But I said, Dad, you could have checked under the
seat to see if the noodles. You know, I didn't
notice myself because I had my soup, so that's all
I cared about. I was eating my soup with my noodles.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I didn't really care. But my mom, you know, one
ran back for noodles. Will Connie forgive and forgive? Will
this huge Boylova like bad Broth will find out Thursday
on a new episode.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Of Karna's Family.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Drama, Christy, You're quite fun me?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh get it? Every Tuesday and Thursday you can hear
about Karina's fam and if you miss Karna's Family Drama
catch up online. Please check out the podcast Pretty Sacreena
works really hard on posting the entire show every day,
so if you miss any of the fun you can
join it online. Classic Hits one O three seven dot
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com and on Tuesdays and Thursdays. You can also hear
about the on Foe get a ball, Okay, okay, Crazy
viral trends, Things that make you say, you gotta be
kidding me?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Or for real.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Classic hits Christie Live. People have demons and a lot
of people want to get rid of them. But now
there is a new way to heal yourself from all
your demons. It's Classic Hits one of three point seven.
Every Tuesday and Thursday, you hear about the crazy viral trends.
Things in the world that make you say, you gotta
be kidding me. Pastor christ Penelope of seven Hold Holy
(13:21):
Spirit Ministries has gone viral after pictures online showed him
and his controversial way of healing people. He claims that
farting on people's heads heals them from their demons. You
gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
This is cannot be true, he said.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
He is releasing the healing power through the air that
enters the body. I don't fart on people. I heal them.
You just been heal. I'm just trying to help you
out there. You go no why There are pictures of
this man Ah in groups of people and he is
sitting on their head. He said, he needs to sit
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on the head so that the air could be closer
to their mouths, so that way they can receive the power.
Get everybody here turned to flatulations for seven. You gotta
be kidding me. I have exercise the demons.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
That's so gross.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
There is a waiting list of people who have signed
up to have this man sit and pass cast on
their head. He says he is using a higher power
to heal. If you ask me, it feels like a
lower power.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
You gotta be kidding me. No, thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
With Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Today, the Crazy Train is heading out to the kish
Ainox Tech Expo in Iran. They have gathered a ton
of of the latest and greatest technology and put it
on display, including a pair of advanced humanoid robots. Oh gosh,
you know I always say the robots are taken over.
(15:12):
The robots came out du dup dup. Yeah, and they
took pictures of these amazing robots that were quite human like. So,
you know, pictures and videos start circulating online. Once the
Internet got the pictures and they were like, wait a minute,
these robots are like a little too humanoid. We could
see them breathing. We could see them twitching. Why do
(15:35):
the robots have acne scars? Turned out the robots were
just people dressed up like robots. They were not robots
at all. The company hired models to dress up and
act like robots. The company is now trying to apologize
for trying to pass off the.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Humans as the humanoid robots. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That is your daily crazy news story. You can ride
the crazy train every weekday around this time of nine
forty ish, or wake up early and here it is
seven ten early bird gets the worm, or the crazy
news you can always catch.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Okay, what we're time, when we're time about the early bird?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Shut up? Okay, okay, look you know what I meant.
She doesn't know what we meant, but you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The early bird got the worm, and then the worm
goes in the hole and get what crazy train?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What the crazy train comes out?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
What?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What are you even saying?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You're listening to The Morning Drive with Christie Live on
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