Are Robots Coming for Us? & Meta's Shocking Settlement

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, the crew talked about the latest Meta settlement and what it could mean for users.

They also debated whether a future human vs. robot war is something we should actually worry about. In Pit Happens, listeners shared the biggest red flags that someone might be a scammer, along with some wild personal stories. The show wrapped up with a discussion about the hardest positions to play in sports and what makes them so challenging. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You can call me daughter.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It'd be weird because you're not my dad, but you can.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hey, can I ask a question?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What up?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Have you seen the videos going around the internet where
a family's like in the kitchen and the mom calls
the dad daddy in front of the kids and the
kids go, ah, like run.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Out of the room? Yeah, because the kids know what's
going on. But why is it so weird?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, it's one thing for another parent to say, like,
my parents always called each other mom and dad in
front of us.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, same. It'd be like, hey, mom, and whatever. Daddy's
different from dad. Okay, so it is like a sexual
connotation or something? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Okay, by the way, do that to your kids and
make videos, send them to us, because they're hilarious. Oh,
say that stuff in front of your kids. Because it's
funny to watch their faces, like, or they'll be eating,
and they'll just slowly stop eating and look over like,
what the?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, in circumstances, you know what's about to happen when
you hear a, Mommy.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, no.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
No.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
We are the Morning Mosh Pit.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'm Maris. I'm Maria Palmer. I'm Daddy Michael.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Michael says don't go outside or look out your window.
It'll ruin the surprise. Here's weather. Go for it, Michael.
Just regular Michael. It's going to be a nice day.
Boy Mikey. Boy Mikey. The boy Mikey. Beautiful sunshine all day, basically.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
A few clouds in the afternoon here and there, but
they're going to be fluffers just passing through.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm excited, man. A high of 78. We get to
go out on a boat today.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Kind of excited about that.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
I love a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The weather's been nice lately. I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Tomorrow, even nicer than today, a high of 80 sunshine
all day long.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And then, well, we can talk about other things later.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:48):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Looks like we got a meta-settlement to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh, Zuckerberg has to pay up. They admitted. Well, actually,
they didn't. That's the point. Are we getting paid? Illinois
is getting some money from it.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, I'll tell you how much.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Rock 95.5 Chicago's Rock Station.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It is Thursday.

Speaker 10 (02:08):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Until the NFL season starts, then it's Thursday. Yes.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Can't wait for that to be back. It's literally always Thursday.
There's rules about these things. There's not. Roger Goodell's a
big fan. He listens all the time. He was texting
me a few minutes ago. What's up with Roger?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
He's busy trying to get the Bears to figure out
the stadium issues. Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, he should just buy it.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Meta.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's Facebook and Instagram just settled with almost every state
in the country, including Illinois. They're paying up to $ 17
billion over the next 10 years. Illinois is getting.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Up to the next 10 years.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Well, Illinois getting $ 768 million of that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Facebook, Meta, Instagram doesn't admit they did anything wrong.

Speaker 11 (02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Basically, this is because they didn't have restrictions in place
to keep kids safe.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And a bunch of people sued them.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Have they made changes or are they just paying for
us to forget they're not going to make any changes?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah. They're not going to do anything.

Speaker 12 (03:05):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
All right, so here we go. They did agree to
change how teens use the app, though. So starting soon,
combined two-hour daily limit on Facebook and Instagram.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, good thing they can't lie about their birthday really easily.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
How does that work, I wonder? Because it seems like
that's such an easy get-around for a kid to just
make a fake account.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Correct. And this is where these kids are going to
learn about the 1900s, all right? What do you mean?
The 1900s is crazy.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
They're going to have to scroll a little bit further.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh, yeah. Go right to the 19s. Hot 19s. That's funny.
So that would be those. I keep hearing about teen accounts.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I see these ads.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
So if you have a teen account, I assume this
is one of those restrictions. Yeah, they're just going to
make an adult account.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Actually, I should stay off more often. I may make
a teen account just to keep me off the internet
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, Mikey's a predator. No, how dare you?

Speaker 13 (03:59):
And admitted it on the radio, on the internet. This
is interesting, actually. So on the teen accounts, there's also... Actually,
this may.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Work for me. Report him.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I'm not going to. Let me see if I can
seduce you guys into getting on.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Don't love it. Bad word.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Let me see if I can get you guys on
this app. All right.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
A forced take a breath pause... after 15 minutes of
scrolling forces you to stop for a few minutes. I
don't hate that because I sit there and 40 minutes
go by and I'm like, my thumb hurts and my
fingers hurt.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I don't think that's killing the addictive part.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You know what I mean? There's a lot of other
things they need to address.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's like saying you have to wait a couple hours
in between your heroin.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I got some more here. I got some more. Put
it in my veins. Apps are locked from midnight to
6 a.m.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
No more push notifications during any school hours.

Speaker 9 (04:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
That should just be a thing. This isn't fixing anything.
All right. Keep going, yeah. Likes are hidden. That's something, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Those crazy beauty surgery filters are completely gone on the apps.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's good. Yeah, I agree with that big time. Yeah,
me too. So you guys want to join? Do I
want to be a teen on Facebook? No, no, no, no, no.
You don't have to be a teen.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I'm just saying it would help us regulate our social
media activity a little bit and keep our brain a
little healthier.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I'm going to use my beauty filter, okay? I will
not be. I was with you until they took away
the filters. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, so we didn't do anything for them. Cool. Well,
the state gets $ 768 million. Over 10 years, Michael. I'm
sure that'll bring our taxes down, right? Right?

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Spoon man and the man is key there because it's
not spoon bot is spoon man still human valuable she's
spitting yeah i don't spit in the human versus robot war.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
War it was a compliment i mean thank you ChatGPT
can now send texts for you. There's an Apple Messages
plugin allowing people to connect their texts.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
With the chatbot. Thank goodness it's not Android. Thank God.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
It organizes and analyzes your messages, and you can text
ChatGPT to tell it how to text your friends.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Obviously, there are privacy concerns. Damn, I've got to start
paying ChatGPT again. I like this idea.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, you can ask for long group threads to be summarized.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Great.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And you can tell it what to respond and add
directives like, use a light but firm tone.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Jesus. There's no light but firm things I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Then you can preview the text before it sends them
out for you. So basically, instead of texting a friend back,
you can spend time texting with ChatGPT about how to
text a friend back and read through their suggestions for responses.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, no, no. All this extra work. Now we don't
even want to connect with humans.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Look, I don't even want to have to interact with ChatGPT.
I just want the text to come in and ChatGPT
takes care of it. Give me a, oh, cool.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Thanks. I'll be there. So you're okay with that now?

Speaker 14 (07:12):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're okay with an automatic reply now?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
If you don't know, I have a beautiful message that
goes out when I'm driving in my car that notifies
people that I am driving and I cannot reply in
that moment.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Because it's bitchy.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Every single person in this room gets upset.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Unnecessary. It is the tone of it. It's the tone.
It is a safety feature. It's not keeping you safe.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Just don't answer your phone and text when you're done
driving like every other rational adult on the planet has
figured out how to do.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You can't drive with your knee?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
No, I'm driving safely in my Nissan.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Don't tell me about it. I don't care. Can you
change the message? You're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
That message is locked in. She asked for one role
in life and this is what she's going to do.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm driving.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I don't need Chad GPT. I've got my Nissan.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
And that is how they win the human versus robot war.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Now, here's the pit-only plug with Maris. Plug it. Yes,
you heard the number.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
844-955-9550.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's time for Pit Happens.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
We've got tickets for Black Label Society up for grabs
for you to win, but we need you to play
our game. We're going to put you in a pituation,
and your goal is not to get kicked out, tossed out,
thrown out, or bounced out by security. And if you
make it through, the tickets are yours. As your pit
master today, we're going to go out to Navy Pier.
We're going to get on a boat, have some fun today.

(09:01):
That's where we're going to start.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, very cool. I like that. Shenanigans will ensue afterwards,
but we need you.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
844-955-9550.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Maria, what's the number?

Speaker 15 (09:08):
844-955-9550.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
I'm on a boat, and it's going fast. And I
got a nautical theme for me to ask, girl.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
What the.
Rock 95.5. Are we speaking with Terrence from Summit?

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
What's going on, Terrence? How are you doing today? What's up, Terrence?

Speaker 17 (09:40):
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
How are you? We're doing great. What's your favorite restaurant
out there in Summit? Popeye's. That's a great answer. Awesome.
Fantastic chicken. What is your Popeye's order? Just the box
of chicken.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
All right.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Love it. Thank you, Terrence.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Thanks for joining us for Pit Happens today. We're going
to put you in a pituation and your goal is
not to get kicked out, tossed out, thrown out, or
bounced out by security and we're.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Going to the pier today. With our piers? Yes, actually,
with our peers. Terrence, you are joining us on our office.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Cruise on the Chicago Cruise Line. And after we get done,
we're a little sauced up. We're having some fun. And
wouldn't you know it, a fleet of yachts just sitting
out at the pier. And we want to make sure
Maria makes some new friends.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Hey, who's single? We begin playing our favorite game.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Have you met Maria Palmer?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Whoa!

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Because I don't know anyone that can do that. Calm
down there, sailor.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
And wouldn't you know, one of these very established gentlemen
catches Maria's eye.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
On the poop deck.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
And it might be him. It might be the yacht.
But they're really striking up a solid conversation. Things are
going great. Me and Mikey look at each other. And
we go, oh, my gosh. Maria's about to make a
friend with a yacht.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's going somewhere. Daddy.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
A woman begins streaking down the pier.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Streaking? Well, not streaking. She's moving quickly. Oh, okay.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
She's headed right for the yacht that we are hanging
out on. The old SS duty. And wouldn't you know,
this is that guy's wife. She is in Maria's face
saying every word in the book.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It's not a cool one either. Terrence, how are.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
You breaking up this situation to de-escalate the fight?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well, we're going to have to repeat that a little bit.
Say it in words that kids can hear. Yeah, say
it like there's kids around. Do you know that you're
live on the radio right now?

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Terrence just lost the tickets, unfortunately. And he got caught
for having a potty mouth. And the security guards were
none too happy with that at all. So Terrence does
not get the tickets to Black Label Society. They will
be in town on September 12th, and we do still
want you to enjoy that show. So go get your

(12:32):
tickets at Ticketmaster.com. All thanks to Live Nation.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh, yeah, I'll just do that. Like, it's so easy
to come together. Synchronizing such a thing. Yeah, you gotta
synchronize your watches so you arrive at the same time.
That's right. It's the Morning Mosh Pit on Rock 95.5.
I love dating.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's really easy and only fun.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah. You seem to be having a great time. I
was going to say, you're really out there finding people.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I also like lying. And here's the thing. Dating apps
already are terrible. You're not matching with anyone. And if
you are, they kind of suck. And even if they don't,
when they show up, they don't look like their photos.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's a whole thing. But now it's even worse because bots. Yeah,
bots were the worst part when I was on the app.
Hated them.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
They've gotten so much worse because they do talk like
humans now because they have AI.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh, your bots respond? This is what I've been waiting for.
You've gotten ghosted by bots. I just need bots in
my life. Incredible.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I have red flags that the person that you're talking
to is actually a bot and or scammer.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Okay, this one is also just how a lot of
people date sometimes.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Fast-paced love bombing.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Scammers want to lock things down quickly, so they'll tell
you everything you want to hear every day to try
to make you need them for love, trust, and validation,
known as love bombing. They'll also try to get you
to move off the dating app where you met and
communicate on private messaging services to avoid the app's rules.
If you're suspicious, the easiest way to end it is
to stop responding and never share your personal information until

(14:12):
you really know who you're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Might be why I keep getting scammed. Yeah, I'm cooked.
Social security out there. Love bomb me, please. Tom Hunt,
touch me.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Anything.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I'll take anything.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It is kind of sad, though, in a weird way, though,
because I think we have a bit of a pandemic
in the country of loneliness.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
This is not a pandemic, but you know what I mean?
It's happening.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
And so people are very likely, when they get attention
or something, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
We talk about that loneliness thing, and then when I
hang out with dudes, they talk sometimes.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm like, make them lonely. They haven't learned. Early demands
for cash or account info. Well, that's silliness. How else
am I going to make money? Harmless chit-chat gathering personal data.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Scammers or AI chatbots may ask you about your background, job, friends, family,
and life while chatting, but it's a way to get
info for future schemes.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
This is also.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
And now they're talking about bots, but this is also
just like toxic relationship. Yeah. People do this. Picture perfect
profiles and flawless AI deep fakes. I feel like you
can tell, though. Yeah. Oh, well, most of us can.

Speaker 14 (15:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Michael. Not me. I'd be like, damn, they got a
good photographer.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, and then ghosting any opportunity for meeting in real life.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I mean, that's just a human trait right there. It
sure is. It's awesome out here.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Those news headlines sure can get you down.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Because they're terrible, luckily. Can get us up. Yes, I can.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Wake up rock hard on the morning mosh pit. It's
time for a positive spin on your news headlines. This
is Black News Beer. More than 1,300 missing in deadly
floodwaters on Nepal-China border.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Those were not fun videos to watch. That's terrifying. No,
and why were we watching the videos of people dying?
Why is that just on the internet? News put it
on the den. Yeah, why are we doing that? I'm
with her. Let's not do that, baby, you know? It
opens the floodgates.

Speaker 18 (16:24):
Long way around.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Speaking of Gates, Bill Gates urges leaders to act before
AI causes widespread unemployment.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Already happening, sir. I think Bill Gates got other plans.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
He had more to say about it, but it was redacted.
Man convicted in murder for higher killing of Microsoft manager
on Florida Road.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Huh. Let's go back to Bill Gates trying to get
some positivity in the press. Is there a threat to
Microsoft people?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Small plane crashes in water next to remote Alaska coastal
town killing all four on board.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well, that's just plain bad.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I'm so happy you got through that sentence.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I saw it. I saw it. Little handlebars shaking a
little bit. All of it. It's bad news beers. And
Maria is a big sports fan.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
We want to talk about the hardest positions to play
in sports.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Doggy.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
We are the Morning Mosh Pit and we love sports.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes, we do. Yes, we do. Across the board.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
We have a list of the most difficult positions to
play in all the sports.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Across the board. So you think tight end is the
hardest position? It's got to be tight end, pitcher, or catcher.

Speaker 17 (17:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Maria? Butter churner. What sport would that be?

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh, my God. Forward? Can't get past butter journey. You can. Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
So leading off the top of this list is quarterback
in football. They really have to be able to diagnose
plays and change things on the line. And you just
read defenses in different ways. What is wrong with you two?

Speaker 8 (18:14):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Keep going. Okay.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
Football.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Cornerback staying in football, they have to cover wide receivers
that are sometimes twice their size. Cornerbacks are typically about
a lot.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Shorter than a wide receiver. So it's a difficult long
snapper on that list.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Long snapper is not on this list, but a goalie
for hockey and soccer is on there. Anybody who likes
pucks flying at their face at a hundred miles per
hour is outside of their mind.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
A catcher did make the list for baseball.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
It's physically and mentally taxing with all the crouching that
you have to do and you have to control the
game and strategy all at the same time.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
That's like squats for hours just up and down up
and down oh yeah.

Speaker 19 (19:02):
Up and down, eh? Squat on it.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Center midfield for soccer, just based on the amount of
running that they have to endure. Also, they are playing
offense and defense the entire game. Point guard for basketball
has to have that high IQ so they can get
their players in the right positions in general.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
And in rugby, you're coming up the back row with
a flanker. Good job, Michael. Where's the bell?

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Oh, wait.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't know. Bell yourself, Michael. Did somebody take the bell?
Bell of the balls. What happened? I found it.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Hold on. Somebody coming up the back. That's the flanker.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
844-955-9550.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Did we miss any positions in sports?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
That are very difficult to play the hardest to play
of all so hard let us know what hardest to play.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Let us know if.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
We missed any positions we'd uh love to read those
back in text time later in the show right now
off sprint on rock 95.5.

Speaker 20 (20:11):
Five-ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's a hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much. I'm not saying it today. Wow, where was
the things today? Michael, can you help me out? Things.
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (20:28):
844-955-9550.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
We still got some wheel of rock to spin. We're
low on concerts, but high on tickets. Stain, Breaking Benjamin,
and Rob Zombie up for grabs as they will all
be at Credit Union 1 Amphitheater.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
With our friends over at Live Nation.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Absolutely putting in work this summer with so many great shows.
Celebrity death news continues to roll as Tim Curry passed
away on Tuesday. The British actor, singer, and voice artist
had a stroke 10 years ago. And we're sending our
thoughts and prayers to his family.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
His most iconic role, Dr.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Frankenfurter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I have yet to see this movie, and.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
I think I now have to do it. Also, his
role as Pennywise in It. He was the butler in
Clue and the concierge in Home Alone 2 Lost in
New York.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And that's just a few roles.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
He absolutely, absolutely a lot of amazing roles. Nigel Thornberry included. So, yes,
our thoughts and prayers going out to Tim and his family.
Chili's is opening in a golf course. Burbank, California will
be welcoming Chili's to one of their golf courses with
triple zippers for everybody.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
They're also going to have a.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Transfusion mark and a tea time mark for you to
enjoy and you don't have to golf to enjoy this
chili's but i'm gonna a couple got married on a
southwest flight uh they were on their way to las
vegas and southwest doing what southwest does they planned an
impromptu wedding on the flight with the flight attendants and

(22:08):
all of the other people acting as the uh patrons
of the ceremony And somehow, someway, the captain of the
flight officiated over this as he is an ordained minister.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Thank God for co-pilots.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
You know that we lost three people from Home Alone recently?
Catherine O'Hara, the pigeon lady.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Okay, all right. Six things with Michael.

Speaker 13 (22:30):
Oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
And finally, a cop.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Cops in Canada are trying to track down a stolen cabin.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
An entire cabin was stolen.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Police don't have too many clues, which is really weird,
because you'd think you'd notice a stolen cabin being moved.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Maybe it was made of gingerbread, and it was Hansel
and Gretel's witch.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
That's a lot of eating to do. Police believe the
cabin was stolen in late June... I'm just going to
give away this prize now. I was speaking with Corey
here on Rock 95.5. What's up, guys?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Are we spinning this morning? What are we winning? We're
going to spin a wheel.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Thank you for being excited, my man, and helping me
with my sanity today. Yes, up for grabs today, you
have Breaking Benjamin, Stained, and Rob Zombie. Let's spin this wheel.
Not a whole lot of wheel to spin. Corey, you
are going to see Stained.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh, cool. Big show.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
That's a big one. Mikey hit him with some. It's Seether, Hinder,
Dead Man.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh, my gosh. Corey, do you got friends back there
with you? I've got kids today. Nice. What up? Hey, kids.
Don't be like us. Shout out the kids with you, Corey,
real quick. Maxwell, Baker, and Bo. All right. You guys

(24:01):
have fun at school. And a candlestick maker. Are they
headed to school, I assume? Yeah, we're sitting here waiting
on drop-off. How is that? I bet that sucks. It
sucks bad.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I would just drop my kid off and be like, walk.
I'm not waiting in any line.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Hey, Corey, thank you for being a great father, unlike Michael.
Thank you for being responsible.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
The kiddos got a great moment as they got to
be on Rock 95.5 today.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Shout that out in your classroom.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
And, Corey, congratulations to you. Everybody else, go get your
tickets at Ticketmaster.com.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
All thanks. To Live Nation. And now, fun to the head.
On Rock 95.5. Yeah, don't worry. They're using Nerf weapons.
Are we speaking with Jacqueline? Yeah. What up? Jacqueline. How
you doing today?

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Great how are you we're doing better now that you're
here yeah thank you for joining us for fun to
the head lovely trivia game where you're going to answer
questions we get shot with nerf darts and you can
take one of us hostage to provide you a save
up for grabs today tickets to see rob zombie over
at credit union one amphitheater on saturday september.

Speaker 13 (25:12):
5th it is almost september yes it is yes it
is i'm look right now you know what i'm looking
at Maybe my new color scheme.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
It's Hunter Orange. There's a lot of fall clothing online
with that orange in it.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
We're going to pick hostages. Your choices are Maria, myself,
or Michael.

Speaker 21 (25:33):
Let's go, Michael.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Thank you. Let's go, Bob. Am I streaking? I wish
you wouldn't. This has been like four, three, four days.

Speaker 18 (25:39):
In a row.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
And I'm happy about it today, especially today. You have
a save. If you don't know one, I got the
answer for you. Question one.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
In The Legend of Zelda, what is the name of
the main character the player controls?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Link. Yeah. There we go. Boy, I don't like having
these guns pointed at my face. It makes me anxious.

Speaker 22 (26:01):
All right.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Which legendary guitarist was nicknamed Slow Hand?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Slow Hand? Slow Hand. Five. Not Fast Hand. Slow Hand.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Four.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Three, two... You want Mikey to save you? Jimi Hendrix.

Speaker 8 (26:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
No, it is... Mikey can save, yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
Mikey can save.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's too late. No, it got me in the throat.
You can take another save, though. On a different question.
You still got it. On a different question. Question three.
What does URL stand for?

Speaker 11 (26:33):
Five.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Universal Resource Locator.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Really close there. Uniform resource locator. He's trying to run
away from the shot to sprain my ankle.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
You gotta get the next two right so that you
can win the tickets.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
You still got a save left.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
What fictional city is Batman primarily associated with?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Gotham City. Gotham City, baby. One more. All the marbles.
All the marbles. I'm the Robin to your Batman.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Who played the title character in Forrest Gump?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is correct. Jack O'Lantern. Well done.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I was a little concerned there in the middle of that,
but you rounded it out to win the tickets to
see Rob Zombie. You're going to be over at Credit
Union 1 Amphitheater on a Saturday, September 5th. Just one question.
What do you think you're going to take with you
on this one?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
My husband, Marcin. Nice. Date night. Rob Zombie. It don't
get any better than that.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
But you got your tickets. You are all set for
everybody else. Head on over to Ticketmaster.com right now to
get your tickets today. All thanks to our friends from
Live Nation.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
In the studio.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
His name. It's Pat McGann. That's all right. Good morning.
What's up? What's up, buddy? Are your headphones working? Yeah,
I've got them on now. I feel like it's been
so long since we've seen you. I know. We got
to hang out in the real, in the IRL. IRL.
I know. How was it? Last night was fun. Did

(28:25):
you tell everyone we hung out? We went on the
river and... We're going to talk about it with you.
RPM Seafood, a nice place. Yeah. Yeah. Much nicer. We're
not the ones paying for it. I usually go to.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Well, the fun thing about this is we show up
and I think that we were all us, Pat and
our boss.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
We're all going to get together and have a few drinks.
I think that was the original idea, right?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
We show up. Pat's still under the thought that we're
just having a few drinks.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Not me.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
We start looking at the food menu.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
We're like, hmm, let's see here. Wait, before we get there.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Our boss, notably, is not at this dinner because he
is vacationing in Greece right now.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, chill life, okay?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Couldn't make it this time.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
You plebeians, you go off and have your drinks. I'll
be in Greece. So we ordered the gigantic seafood tower. Yeah, obviously.
On the company card. Company card. I mean, heads were
spinning when that thing comes to your table. I know.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
People are turning around. They had a whole spinning device
so Maria can eat all the oysters.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
She was just spinning the whole thing. Oyster, oyster, oyster. Yeah, buddy.
Tossing the shells in the river. I like that. Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Tail picture me like an otter cracking clams on my chest.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Is that how you really want to phrase that yep.

Speaker 19 (29:48):
That's where we are now so we're sitting there that
was fun man that was fun.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
You guys are not seafood people, though.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Not like you. Yeah, I'm messed up.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
You see a seafood tower and you gotta take the
whole thing down.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm from Maryland. Crabs beware. Do you not have chicken
or poultry around you? You know, beef? Sure, it's there.
You know what else is there?

Speaker 23 (30:16):
Oysters.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oysters. In Korea. Pat, I don't know if you saw.
NFL's getting rid of the Pro Bowl. Oh, I did
not see that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
They're like, yeah, we're done. They're going to give awards away. Basically,
you're going to get your gold star. You get to
go out to L.A., but they're not doing any of
the competitions anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh, man. I mean, I guess it makes sense. No competitions?
No competitions.

Speaker 12 (30:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
They should just have a big pageant. They're going to
have an award ceremony.

Speaker 13 (30:45):
That probably is better. No one really was into the
Pro Bowl that much. It kind of died out, didn't it?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
When they stopped going to Hawaii, I think all the
players were like, we really don't care. It was like,
you get a free trip to Hawaii, you get to
bring your family out, play a little tackle football, and
then they moved it to, they bounced it around to LA, Atlanta,
a few other places, and then it's just, meh.

Speaker 13 (31:06):
The all-star situation kind of, they kind of are like
admitting the dangers and, you know, pitfalls of the game.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah. Seriously.

Speaker 13 (31:13):
We'd love to mess around and have an all-star game,
but someone might get killed.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Exactly. That will take them out of the. You're turning
it into hockey?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
The hockey all-star game is legit. Oh, I bet. They
still go at it.

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (31:25):
Hockey's, I think hockey's the craziest, most hardcore sport. And
all the other ones are mid-season. You know, the NFL
always had to wait till the end because you want
somebody to get injured and miss the rest of the year.

Speaker 11 (31:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (31:35):
Yeah, it just didn't seem like it was ever a
huge thing. What do you think of the new jerseys?
I mean, it's just all a gimmick, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I just think they're not different enough for me to
buy one. They're fine, and they look cool. I actually
like them with the big orange helmet. I like the orange,
and the orange pants are kind of cool. But I'm
not probably going to buy one. I really wanted the
polar bear one.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
The all-white?

Speaker 8 (31:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (31:58):
Do you like the logo that they put up here?
Don't they have a bear logo?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, what is that logo? It's like an original.

Speaker 13 (32:06):
It seems close enough to what they have traditionally worn
way in the past. I don't like when they go
way out of bounds on the, you know. But it's
obvious that they're just like trying to, it's a money grab, right?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, for sure. You don't have this jersey? Oh, if
I have anything to say about the new jersey, it's
not New York.

Speaker 10 (32:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Hit the bell. You were so upset at the state
jokes yesterday. Michael threw out at the half hour.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
So I'm what's called a hypocrite. Yeah, yeah. She only
likes it when she does it.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is round on both ends and
high in the middle? That's good. It's good.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
It is.

Speaker 13 (32:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
It's a good joke. I hate you. I do like it.
Let's go. Call me off guard. Cause like, why are
you at, what is this question you're trying to ask
right now? What the hell are you talking about, dude? Well,
you guys were just talking about Ohio. That's what made
me think of the joke. And I felt really dumb.
was glaring at you guys.

Speaker 13 (32:59):
We've just been talking about Ohio. This actually just happened
to me, just talking about this. I want to just
share this. So this is, my son is 12. And
I don't know if you experience boys this age ever,
but they are like unformed. Their brains are just not developed.
They're kind of, you know, taking things in. So Dolly

(33:21):
Parton passes away, right? We acknowledge, we're talking about it.
We played music, you know? I thought everyone was absorbing it.
The next morning, my son, did you know Dolly Parton died?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
He's present in conversation. That's why we were talking about
her all day. That's why we played her music.

Speaker 13 (33:40):
Do you remember when we toasted her at dinner?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (33:44):
Like in his mind, in his mind, I was just
on a random like Tuesday night.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Hey, guys, before we. Here's the Dolly Parton. I mean,
why wouldn't you? You think we're just acknowledging her? She's
an upstanding member of society. I mean, she did deserve it.
But what a reaction. And I don't know. Did we
talk about that last night? No, we didn't talk about that.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Legend, huh?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, she's.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
I think it was I didn't know how much she
has done for the state of Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Like it is just tuition, just giving back after disasters
and the book program. And then there's so much more
around that, too. And I was just like, Dolly, when
do you have time for all this?

Speaker 9 (34:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, she was 80. So she had 80 years of time.
Are you taking away from her? No, I'm not even
trying to take away. She should have been here forever.
She had time. There was time.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
But it was just, there was so much that she
gave back.

Speaker 9 (34:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
It's like, normally you'll see somebody, they'll have one thing
that they focus on.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, she had a truck stop.

Speaker 16 (34:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
She had, I mean, millions.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Her whole charity was one of the biggest and most
successful charities ever.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Right.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
What was it called?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
The Imagination? It's like, Hall of Fame, Grammys, all these.
She had truck stop. Don't you remember?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
True legacy.

Speaker 23 (35:07):
I like it. That's where the services are going to be,
I think. Oh, not at Dollywood? No, truck stop.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Dollywood? Oh, yeah, there's another thing, Jan. Jan Amusement Park.

Speaker 13 (35:22):
Really good one, too. Totally drove the economic. What was
she known for?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I'll hit him. You want me to hit him?

Speaker 13 (35:33):
You know, that song we played yesterday. Oh, we should
play that again. By the way, also something. Maria, she
really handed it to the shill yesterday. Not only broke
format and played that song, but then seafood towered last night.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I would argue with It's not breaking format. I think
Dolly fits right in with the rest of our playlist.
She's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Thank you. Oh,
now Rock's going to claim her.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Coming up in Rock News, Jack White covered her at
a show for the first time in 19 years, played Jolene,
and we'll play that in Rock News.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
How about this? She covered Stairway to Heaven. Oh, that's cool.
Have you seen that? No, I have not seen that one.
It's very well done.

Speaker 13 (36:08):
I'm headed to Cleveland this weekend, and I think they
have a special display out already.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Oh, that's cool. Rock and roll hall of fame.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Oh, my God. And a water park. Not just the
dry side, but the wet side as well. It's called
Dollywood's Splash Country. You stop, Maria.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Splash what?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Pat, tell us about your upcoming trip to Cleveland for comedy.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I've been to that water park. I was on the
Dolly squirter. I got a.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, it's called the Mountain Scream.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I'm looking at it right now. The butterfly. Oh my God.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Hopefully not Fire Tower Falls.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Working six to nine. So you're going.

Speaker 19 (36:55):
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
What a way to make a living. So you're going
to Cleveland. I am headed to Cleveland. From here, I'm going.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
I got a.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'm going this morning. Okay. Heading out there. All right.
Comedy club. Hilarities. Great club. Nice. I'm going to be
there all weekend. Should be good. Should be a good time.

Speaker 9 (37:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Are you a Browns fan?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
No. What?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's clearly a Bears fan. Well, yeah, I'm sure he's
a Bears fan, but if he's going to Cleveland, I
just thought I would ask. You know, I don't know
if you know this, Maris. You can be fans of
multiple sports teams at the same time. Some people argue
about that one. A lot of people will.

Speaker 13 (37:34):
We have a lot of common interests involved with Cleveland.
So we butt heads with them. Not so much of football,
but no. Baseball.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Basketball.

Speaker 13 (37:43):
No, just like we were in the same conferences, divisions.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Plus they're mad because they live in Cleveland. Like, oh,
in 16, I'll figure out how to go lower.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
I lived in Cleveland and I'm frequent there very often.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
My family's still there.

Speaker 24 (37:56):
Is it nice?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I just remember the Drew Carey show would make it better. Remember?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
So here is the revelation that I had as an adult.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
My grandparents didn't live in the best neighborhood.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
And I only really knew that square section of Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
So I thought that's what Cleveland was for.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
A very long time. And then after I turned 21,
my cousins were like, hey, we're going out. We went downtown,
and I was like, oh, my God. It was right
after the LeBron renovation around the city happened.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Right, okay. So, yeah, Cleveland's got a lot to offer.
It does. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's absolutely a stop. They've
got a lot of good cuisine, too.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
They've got great food there. Good people. Like what? I
don't remember.

Speaker 13 (38:37):
Yeah, what is, like, is there Cleveland food? They had, like, pierogies.
They had a big market that they have on the weekends.
But they also have a place, Slimon's Deli, which is
kind of like a New York-style deli, like pastrami.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It says here Polish dogs, kielbasa. Yeah, a lot of
the German stuff. Deli corned beef. I know.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
One of my favorites was this pork shoulder sandwich. You've
got Italian sausage, and then you put brisket on top
of it with coleslaw, barbecue sauce, and then top it
on with fries.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Too hungry for this. That was a heart attack.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Pope Cody on the YouTube chat says Cleveland's great. Insane
gaming stores. A place called Warzone Matrix. So if you
like gaming, lots of stuff going on out there too.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Fun. Do we know anyone that likes gaming?

Speaker 13 (39:20):
For someone that sounds like they don't get outside much,
i go to cleveland for gaming stores that.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Was a joke love you cleveland oh that is a
comedian pat mccann right.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
There love having you in studio who do you who's
on next on your podcast.

Speaker 13 (39:39):
Oh this week we had um it's coming out tomorrow
marianne ahern who is a uh she's a legend here
in chicago she's been a journalist, broadcaster since 1989.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
She's been with NBC Chicago.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
Nice.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
So she follows like the mayor around the governor. Um,
and then she also does a lot of like religious stuff.
She's covered all the Pope stuff. And, um, she's the
one who kind of broke the priest scandal back in
like 1990.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Wow. Chicago.

Speaker 13 (40:05):
Um, but yeah, she's awesome. And we had a great conversation.
We're up to our 52nd episode. And, uh, yeah, uh, next,
what did I say? We have a coming up Patrick Manley.
From the Bears.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Nice.

Speaker 13 (40:18):
To help kick off the season here.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Pat McGinn and Pat Manley.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Two Pats. Two Pats. I like a double Pat. Oh,
my God. You have to have a bit where you
give each other a pat on the back. You know it. Pat,
thanks for joining us as always. We'll see you next Thursday?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Definitely see you guys. Thanks for having me.

Speaker 9 (40:39):
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Back to the Rock on 95.5.

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Man, Uncle Joey must have been a hell of a
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I bet you he used those voices. And the puppets.
This is Morning Mosh pit on Rock 95.5. Boys, what
are we doing? Sports! You got it.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Very quickly, we talked about this with Pat McGann earlier,
but the NFL is getting rid of the Pro Bowl.
They will still acknowledge players that are worthy of the honor,
but they will not be doing any more competition or games.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
And I don't hate this because.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
The injuries be happening, and since the Pro Bowl stopped
going to Hawaii, it just seemed like they stopped caring
in general. Big 12 has joined the Big Ten and
the SEC as they will not allow professional players to
come back to play collegiately if they don't make a team.
Big story coming down as a lot of roster cuts

(50:33):
coming down from the NFL this weekend, and some rookies...
were basically, or there was a ruling that was going
to allow rookies that didn't make the team to go
back to college. And SEC has stepped up specifically to
say that there will be steep discipline for any coach
that brings back a player from the NFL, NBA, or WNBA,

(50:53):
half-season suspension.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
For the coach, and they could.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Find that matches 50% of the sport's annual budget.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Wow, okay. Also, that's not happening. That's a big deal
right there. I like this.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Once you graduate, you are professional and you need to
move around as such. There are already too many people
just circling around the college money that's out there right now.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I get it. You get your money, but you've got
to move on at some point. Oh, baseball, baseball.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Let's start with the only baseball team that matters right
now in Chicago. The White Sox last night won 10-4
against the Rangers at right field.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
He's so fickle.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Took the series 2-1 after getting crushed 11-2 on Monday
and winning 11-7 on Tuesday. White Sox still out there
winning games, looking good. Next game, they are heading out
on the road, taking on the Minnesota Twins on Friday
at game time.

Speaker 18 (51:44):
7-10.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
That's a big must-win series right there. And let's go
talk about the Cubs for a second. What did they do, Michael?
They didn't even score yesterday.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Diamondbacks blanked the Cubs at Chase Field. Rodriguez went seven innings,
two hits, nine strikeouts. Matthew Boyd was solid, but the
Cubs offense just vanished. And then we had this whole
situation with a balk. PCA at third and basically it
was an obvious bach and PCA was screaming at the
umps I think that a lot of that frustration is

(52:15):
coming to because he's 0-10 yeah like he hasn't been
hitting the ball yeah exactly so Cubs are I mean
Cubs are in a tough position because the division is
so gosh damn good yep Which sucks.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
But you still got to win. You got to get that.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
If you go into the playoffs on a losing streak,
don't come to work because I don't want to deal
with you.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Cubs next game is against the Cincinnati Reds at Wrigley Friday.
Game time 120, of course. And then all next week,
Brewers are in town.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Nice. Nerd News on the way.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
An iconic video game series is making a very big return.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I got you next on that one.

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As we are 95 minutes commercial free on Rock 95.5.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
You boys did good. Nerd alert. It's time to dork out.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Dork.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Guitar Hero is making its return to
a PC, PS5, Switch 2, and an Xbox near you
December 10th.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
It's the guitar. I got to buy the guitar. I
can get the guitar. You're going to have to get
a new guitar. You're going to have to get the
new game. No, no, no.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Very worth it. Can we download one of the guitars?

Speaker 9 (53:25):
Download.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
That's not subscription, too?

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, you're going to download a digital guitar.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
But they are going to have a microphone and a
drum kit available, so you can do group mode.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Oh, my God. We have got to do that in
here on the stream. It has to happen. I've got
to send a letter to the shills. Fine. Well, that's
how Maria gets her gaming system.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
It was just expensive. Just like your seafood tower yesterday.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
You mean our, in the company's seafood tower.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
So far, they're saying that there's going to be 90 songs.
I know there's going to be downloadable content after this.
45 have released the likes of The Def Leppard, The Darkness,
Fall Out Boy, Ghost. We got Mammoth, Mastodon, Muse, The Paradox,
which I'm very happy to see on here. Slipknot, Smash Mouth,

(54:21):
Tenacious D, Weezer, ZZ Top. I want to say I
saw a pair more on here, too.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Ed Sheeran did a song with Bring Me the Horizon.

Speaker 13 (54:33):
Does it say which Smash Mouth song? Forget all these
other artists. That's what you got focused on right there.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I wonder which one.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
That's where you got focused. I bet it's Walking on
the Sun. It is absolutely all-star. Yes, I'm looking forward
to this.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Me too. It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Oh, we have Babymetal and Electric Cowboys on here too,
along with Bad Omens.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Did they say what? Smash Mouth song? All Stars.

Speaker 11 (55:02):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Okay, good.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Somebody once told me the world.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Is gonna roll me.

Speaker 19 (55:10):
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and
her thumb in the shape. on her forehead let us
know what song or.

Speaker 19 (55:25):
Artist you would love to see on uh guitar hero
when it comes out thinking about that new.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Uh guitar hero game that's gonna be so much fun
yeah you remember when that came out that was all

(55:50):
anybody was doing yeah yeah it was insane rock 95.5
chicago's rock station time for rock news this is kind
of fun someone in the youtube chat told me about
this today i appreciate that i don't remember who it
was uh chad gray celebrating five years of sobriety today
a milestone uh his partner shannon guns marked with a
heartfelt tribute to the work behind his recovery she praised

(56:11):
gray for facing difficult parts of life uh head on
and continuing to choose sobriety One day at a time,
he is from Mudvayne.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Nice. Good for him.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
I always love seeing people pull themselves up, right? Like,
it's a tough thing to do. And I think those
things kind of sneak up on you.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Jack White paying tribute to Dolly Parton on stage last night.
Maris has a little audio there.

Speaker 12 (56:36):
You could easily take my mind, but you don't know
what it means to me, Jolie.

Speaker 16 (56:55):
Guitar sounds great.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
And Weezer's new album is out. The Gold Album. Getting
rave reviews. If you like some Weezer, check that out.
You didn't want to? No, I think we're good.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
No, I'm moving right along. What? You didn't want to
talk about it? No, it's not you. Oh, it's not?
It's Jack.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Thank God.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
All right, thank God.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
For all the rock news and the concert calendar, just
thank Jesus. I'm going to head over to Rock 955.

Speaker 13 (57:36):
Go, go!

Speaker 1 (57:36):
The mouse is back.

Speaker 9 (57:40):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Oh, I'm parched. It's Rob 95 by Thursday. Oh, thank goodness.
But we're not at it yet.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
The best way to enjoy Thursday is by listening.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
On the stream.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
We're going to tell you what we think depending on
what you order to drink. Sugarlands Distilling Company in Gatlinburg,
Tennessee has officially rolled out Pringles Dill Pickle Potato Vodka.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Oh, my goodness. That sounds great.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Misty-proof spirit that combines sharp vinegar and crisp dill with
what the company describes as a salty potato twist.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
The distillery recommends enjoying it as a chilled shot, chasing
it with pickle juice for a pickleback, or mixing it
into a Bloody Mary or martini.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Ooh, that sounds really good. Sounds like it shouldn't be consumed.
You're so wrong. Once again, another L take from Maris
on the morning posture. Can you describe that flavor once again?
Because it just.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
sharp vinegar and crisp dill with a salty potato twist.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I love vinegar. That sounds amazing.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Salt and vinegar is battery acid, you battery licky children.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Well, you also don't like deviled eggs, so your flavor palette.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Is just messed up. Yeah, because I like good food.
You guys over here. You don't, though. Hear me out.
You don't. Salt and vinegar deviled eggs. Let's go. She says.
down with this vodka.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
How long does it take your tongue to stop burning
after you eat that?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Oh, I hope the longer the better. That's disgusting. Giggity.

Speaker 11 (59:17):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Ew. Damn. You should go to a doctor. Your tongue's
burning afterwards. If your tongue is burning more than three hours.
I would even call a CO physician. Never mind. Anyway,
I'm trying it. I'm drinking it. I'm super down.

Speaker 8 (59:34):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I'm excited for you to try that. No. Why would
you want a liquor to taste like a potato chip? Liquor?

Speaker 13 (59:40):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I hardly know her. Oh, damn it. I walked right in.
You sure did. You know what? This one's for you, Maria. Hey.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
A room full of losers and you're the leader. Loser?
Damn it. I hardly know her.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Wasn't there a very famous version of that song with
Fred Durst? You remember the live version?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yeah. That was great, man. I remember when that came out.
I loved that. So you don't like the OG version?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I like the OG, too. I just thought that was
really cool, that live version. Rock 95.5 Chicago's Rock Station, 844-955-9550.
That is our text number. And it's text time, baby.

Speaker 16 (01:00:18):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Let's go to the 847. Maris told us this morning
very cool news that Guitar Hero coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yes, sir.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Will Guitar Hero have Beer Never Broke My Heart by
Luke Combs?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
You know what? That is a darn good question. Can
you remind me how that goes?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Thankfully, I'm in control of the microphones over here, so
we don't have to deal with that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
That's a great text, though. It really surprised me. I
didn't reread that one. I like it. Really good. I'm
going to find out who sent that text message. Now,
would you like to read the next one, or would
you like me to? Why don't you go ahead, Maria?
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
773 says, would it be cool if they throw in
some death metal in the new game?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Those are so fun to play. Beheading the Icon has
some super riffy riffs. Get your button mashing almost. Have
a great weekend. Love y'all. Love you too, 773.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
219, Pantera Walk would be an awesome addition to the
game set list. I think Pantera is on the set list.
I just didn't go through all 45 of them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
And you guarantee it's Walk if Pantera is on it,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Oh, yeah. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
From the 346, Maria, don't need that pew-pew. She needs
a massage gun. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I'm terrified for her. I'm terrified for the gun.

Speaker 16 (01:01:36):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
From 219. I'll be at work for a few days.

Speaker 16 (01:01:43):
This thing's busted and so am I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Room 219. Good news, it's loose.

Speaker 13 (01:01:53):
Muscles.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
That's what you use to massage them. Yeah, the muscles.
That's what we're talking about. It's loose? Because your muscles
get loose after you massage them. How dare you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
From 219, I'm surprised you didn't mention boxer in the
hardest sports positions.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
It's a real knockout. That's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Boxing is, yeah, boxing and MMA, yeah, that definitely tracks. 717,
I heard the cops were called to Maris' place last night.
The neighbors called because he was playing his kid's bop
CD over and over really loud.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Yeah, you had to read that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
This is the ultimate Kidz Bop playlist someone sent in here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Speaking of Kidz Bop, do we have a... No, we
don't have Kidz Bop tickets. Okay. Do not ask. There's
a song on here called Cake by the Ocean. That
sounds delicious. It sure does. Hey, Mikey, why don't you
read the last text?

Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
From the 863, new Guitar Hero type game is exciting news.
It's a great opportunity to showcase newer acts of the 2010s, 2020s,
like the pretty reckless Olivia Rodrigo and upcoming indie band
Bonnevis Jovius.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Yeah, that Bonnevis Jovius really had a 2026. So many
great hits.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
In one year. I know. He's going to be something someday.
As long as he sticks with it. I can't wait
to see him perform someday. It's going to be amazing.
Thank you for all the texts. Wait, no, I'm sorry.
That's your line, Michael. Get your last minute text in 844-955-9550.
That's 844-955-95 cake by the ocean. Welcome to paradise.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Maria, it was so nice of you to put together
this big Thursday celebration for all of us today.

Speaker 13 (01:03:38):
You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
It's a real honor that you're just going to take
us all out on this boat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
And we're going to have some team bonding today. And
it's because of me. It truly is. I've done it.
Well done. Follow our social media. Somebody get drunk. Excuse me.
It's going to be fun. I'll post that. Why are
you being a narc today? At Morning Mosh Pit. Maricino,
we do need to do today on the boat. We
got to do our poses again. Yeah, we got to

(01:04:04):
recreate our Jack and Rose. Third annual, fourth annual. Mm-hmm.
Fifth annual. I don't know. Yeah, we've been doing that
a little while. And we've got to push Mikey off
the boat. No, no, no, no, no, no. I like him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
But he needs to be back here tomorrow. What if
the boat goes down like Titanic? Then you could really pose.
Beyond like a door in the water. Maria pushes you
off the door.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
I hope someone has a whistle. Oh my goodness. It
was a pleasure working with you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
I'll save you, Harris. I'll get a lifeboat and I'll
come rescue you. She can stay on the door.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Mouth to mouth.

Speaker 12 (01:04:34):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Hey, if you're not breathing.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Stop it. Somebody better save me. You just hear her
on the.

Speaker 13 (01:04:40):
Door from a distance like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Hey, you guys can care. Close up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
I don't think Maria has the lung capacity to reticitate me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Have you heard what a loud mouth I am? You
think I don't have the lung capacity?

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Look, if I'm going down, I need two options here
to bring me back to life, okay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
If I'm going down, I'm yelling timber. Twist it. You
know what? You better move.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
I can't believe all the time I've spent with you
guys this week.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And we still got one day left. Please don't kill us.
What is that day? I apologize. I'm not going to
kill you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I'm just going to give away some pretty cool devices tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Devices?

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Tools even.

Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:05:24):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
I'm interested in the tools. You're interested in the tools?
That's why I'm divorced.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
In the form of a free Shadesaw Fridays. Join us tomorrow.
We'll have two to give away in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Walt's on the way next because we need somebody to
do their job right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Right now, we're leaving you commercial free with toxicity from
System of a Down on Rock 95.5.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I need an adult.