Comic-Con, Get Your Deodorant On!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

Rush tickets, a Dungeons & Dragons bit, Comic-Con deodorant, and marianted meats.

Plus, the latest Human vs. Robot War and Bad News Bears with the wildest headlines!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Boy, oh boy, I am exhausted.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where do you tire it from?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Well, yesterday I got up really early and went to
the Chicago Marathon.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
How what you? What went? You ran? Spect?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
What I said was I went, okay to the Chicago Marathon.
I was gonna say I wouldn't run. That would be
absurd with the marathon party doubled for you based on
how short your stride is.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I think twenty six point two miles is difficult for.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Anyone Marison, and maybe we don't have to bring up
sensitive topics like that on air. Okay, thanks, I did
the Chicago Marathon counter protest.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm anti exercise. Okay, tried to pass out in Medellos.
Will I heckled them.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They didn't take them.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Nobody stopped.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, I thought that they would.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
There are a couple of dudes that like looked and
they're like, ah, but they didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Did you see our friends from our sister stations, Robin
from Light and or Brady from Kiss that were running
in the marathon. No, really, they ran in the marathon.
Oh yeah, wosted them really hard.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
God, I wish I had. I would have like absolutely
done it. Would have been amazing. No, I think well.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Also the issue was that I went kind of not
early early, but certainly with like the faster runners, Like
everyone that like ran by was very, very in shape,
and it was mile fifteen was where I was at.
So they were like booking it on mile fifteen. And
they were not the ones that were going to take
the beer. They're like, no, we're serious runners, Or.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
You walked for a mile to sip of beer. When
you say counter protests, yes, what were you doing? You
have a sign?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I had a bullhorn?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Shut up? Who sold you?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Jeff saw me a buller?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hey, Jeff, we got to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jeff Bezos doesn't talk to you unless you're a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Maybe at some point today or tomorrow, we got to
hear that you place some of it? Can we on
the air.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
We could hear it today if we want.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I think we can arrange that. We definitely don't. But
today is full to be fair, is uh? If there
was ever a week of giving, it is today. We
have rush tickets.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
In the walkie talk back you know what to do,
hit the red button in the iHeartRadio at we also.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Have that means by the way that you leave a message.
Your name is automatically in the hat to win Rush tickets,
maybe the hottest ticket in the country right now.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes, uh bring me the Horizon stix is a qualifier
for a flyaway to Vegas thanks to our friends from
Live Nation, Jack's Pumpkin pop Up, hails Gun, Hailsgate, Haunted House, Haunted,
Halloween Ball.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
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is eight four four ninety five fifty because we're going
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You know what to do. D caller ten.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
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Speaker 4 (03:16):
Get your tickets at Halesgate dot com. But more importantly,
B caller ten right now A four four nine ninety
five point fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated. It went up
to the cloud and taking it down. Nobody understands the cloud.
It's history, weather and the new production stuff we have
has me confused.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, you don't say.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It was a subtle no or no, I forgot to
do the weather hilarious, got the show ready, I got
consolutely phenomenal, and I forgot to go put it in.
So I think you still have time.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, we'll do it now and then I'm gonna run
down the hallway. Well there, it looks like it could
be a little cloudy today. High of uh yeah, sixty nine. Noise,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Wow, I think our sunny weather might be dissipating a bit.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
And there's sixty nine happening. Mike, Oh no, you said too.
You're the one that said it.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I'm sorry. All you just hear is.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Who exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Excuse me? If to pink if it? Yeah, it was me.
I'm just happy to be there, all right. Yeah, so
high sixty nine, cloudy today, it looks like partly cloudy
Tomorrow sixty eight the high then thunderstorms Wednesday, high of
sixty two. Kind of cloudy off and on all week.
So get out and enjoy it while you can. But
today a beautiful sixty nine degrees. Lovely? What do we do? Oh?

(04:51):
Bad newspayers? Oh it was quite a weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, we definitely had some headlines this weekend that we're
absolutely going to have to put a positive spin on
to keep.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
The room nice and light. Nice light room coming up
for you on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
How would you like to win Rush tickets? All you
have to do is leave us a message in the
walkie talkback. Open the iHeartRadio app. There's a little microphone there.
You can basically just record a message. It sends right
you're into the studio, and at the very end of
the show today, we're gonna play some back and pick
a winner station to swallow. Sorry you nicely, it might

(05:28):
be nice to you. You got us can I just
got your food. I'm snassa jag McMuffin and I'm I'm
eating it.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Sorry, dear listener, that's breakfast time. Sadly not the worst
news bearers. You're about to geez there. I was unoverwhelmed
by those news headlines. They were so tragically dark, and
then the corporate chills came in like the angels they are,
and they're golden beacons of light, and they gave me
the key that I need to make these news headlines work.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
On the morning mosh pititive.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Spin, this is bad news Bears. Four people killed, twenty
more injured in shooting at South Carolina bars.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
That's not what they meant when they said we want
shooters at the bar.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I like that joke.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Eighteen people dead or missing after massive blast at Tennessee
military explosive plan.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So we're going for quantity today?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes, today is mass casualty events.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
At least six killed and others injured.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
In Mississippi shootings near high school football games.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, we know what you googled this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
You're supposed to shoot for the moon, not your fellow students.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's rivalry.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Five hospitalized after helicopter crashes in.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Busy ocean front area of beach.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Should you see that video? Yes? Crazy?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
It was insane and finally man arrested after multiple pets
in his care died.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Quantity, all of it bad news Bears.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Can we take a second right now? Yeah, I just
picked the room up.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, I can't get out of the cadence.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
You can say, I have it is McDonald's monopoly season.
Oh can we find out if we're gonna never work?
Hold on? Do I have a I got a pealer?
Hold on? Can we peel these before the next when
we come back on the air, we'll reveal what we've peeled.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
That sounds appealing.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm not peeling until we get back on the air, though,
I want. I want to be surprised. What if I
want a million I see you walk out of here
and say nothing else?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
We know what?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Good bye?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
If you announced that you've made a million dollars off
of McDonald's monopoly on air, you're gonna get your ass
kicked again in the Chicago street.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Have you ever heard of like the free lottery tickets?
And people will be like, screw you guys, Like what
and it's a fake ticket?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, that would be good deliteration for a headline
Mikey got mugged after McDonald's monopoly.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
It is the morning moshpit, And if things sound differently
in about ten minutes, that means we won McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Mean it's just that air. Yeah, it won't be so dead,
there'll be some stuff. I want a million bucks. I
wouldn't quit this job. Oh fun, No, it's it's a
lot of fun, but we'd be acting different alright, feeling
we're peeling, it's feeling. I'm gonna look up with the

(08:29):
prizes are while you guys are peeling.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
And I got Connecticut Avenue?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
All right? What color is that on the monopoly board?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Bright blue?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Light blue? All right? I got Saint Charles Place. That
is the pink street I'm not keeping. And then I
got the Electric Company up for grabs. Uh oh, Samsung
TV for the Electric Company? You won? No, no, no,
that's what you get. If I finished this, I gotta
find the other pieces. It says there's a chance to

(08:58):
win a large sum of cash. Grand prizes can include
new vehicles like a twenty twenty six Jeep Grand Cherokee,
limited vacations. You could win a trip to Universe, Orlando,
can Coon or different. All right, let's see, would you
take a vehicle.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I've also got New York Avenue.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't want any of these avenues. I'm not keeping
track of a board or any of that. I just
want free. That's why they're supposed to put it in
an app. Give me friend fries. Are we going?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You would immediately get addicted to a slot.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
And sure, well, I've been trying to convince my friend
of mine too to go to the casino so that
we can make some money. Yeah, but she looks at me,
and she goes, have you ever been to a casino?
I got me and I walked through one in Vegas
and she goes, we're never going to casino. Would you
like to feel there, buddy, some stupid yellow thing Marvin gardens,

(09:44):
if anybody wants us eight four to four, No, I'm kidding.
If we were to pool all these together, we might
be able to win something.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Three of us, we're gonna get about five big max
fourteen large fries.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, get free coke, and we'll all get together out
at saturd this Saturday where we can you know, bring
your bring your your pieces. We'll all put them together
and see what we can do. I don't like the
way this is going. You're trying to split the pot
too far.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Whatever, don't ever split pot.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I just want them know we passed the past asset
there to the left hand side.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I can't wait to be at a Scratch Public House. Yeah,
and be amazing.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I'm so ready for day drinking noon thirty to two thirty.
We are going to be at Scratch Public House right
after this casket races.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Out in Yeah, casket race cause off at nine thirty.
I just feel like the whole Street's gonna be full
of people. It's gonna be so fun. Everybody's in fall
Halloween mode. And then we get to go and by
the way, when we've done these in the past, wherever
we show up, the place packs. But there's something fun
about going somewhere where there's a ton of people already,
because people are gonna be walking by and be like,
what's going on in there? Because it's fun. Yeah, and

(10:49):
I just I'm really excited. Scratch Public House is the
spot in Forest Park.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's going to be fun because we're going to have
dear listener there and they'll know what's going on. But
then there's gonna be a ton of other people there
that I've never been exposed to our weirdness before. And
I like it.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I like the good we're weird. I like to see
them walk out.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, they won't walk out, They're just gonna be like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Sorry, you saw the food menus, scratched walks. It's where
the place is going to be packed for and it's
noon to two. Will probably be there longer because we
got time. You'd like to hang out? Yeah, yeah, If
we're out somewhere and we're having fun eating and drinking
and hanging out with everybody. We hang out, man, yes,
we do. It's gonna be a good time. Wait all right,

(11:32):
giveaways too? Are we giving away tickets? You've got concert tickets?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Almost definitely.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah. I think it's going to see there in Daughtry.
What tickets? That's even better?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Hardly know her Saturday Saturday Drink.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
You can look for.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Our next rendition of thirst today.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Live is Saturday Drink this Saturday at Scratch Public House
noon thirty to two thirty.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Come get. Speaking of creeps who don't belong here that morning,
mosh bit hey, mikey oh.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
If that one from a mile away.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well you can smell to the Toothsah, that's.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Right, speaking of sniff and study found marinating meat before
you grill it will lower it's cancer risk by ninety percent.
So next time when you smell that meat cooking, I got.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
A meat merit it for you.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah right, ma'am. I don't know which way to take it,
but it's just you need to ask. They say marinading
meat can make it taste better. We all know that,
but it could also save your life. Researchers has research
has shown that grilling or cooking anything at a high
temperature creates compounds that are carcinogenic, meaning they cause cancer.

(12:42):
But a recent study found that marinating meat first can
neutralize those compounds and lower your risk by over ninety percent.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So eight four four.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Fifty text. If you know the answer to this question,
what doesn't cause cancer? No?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Right, it's so true.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Is there anything?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I was going to say water, but.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I think there's probably stuff in our water.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I mean water's got microplastics, so it's like their microplastics cancer.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
So when they say marinate does it? Can you do
a dry marinate? There's yeah. I do have some some
rules here. It says you have to marinate your meat
for at least forty minutes. I'm such a child. You
have to marinate your meat for at least forty minutes
using herbs, spices, and some sort of acidy compound. So
whatever your marinade is has to have a bit of

(13:29):
an acid compound in it. So like a sitrus side.
They said a few common ones are vinegar, wine or
lemon juice. Okay, like get mixed into the mixt in there.
I've been doing a lot of buffalo sauce lately. I
don't think that counts. No, no, well, I'm not doing
it on You know what.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
What I'm not going to do is set aside another
forty minutes of cooking time to try to outdo all
the other things that I'm doing that are also going
to give me cancer.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I'll take the cancer.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
You're fine. If I get cancer from steak, then I
was gonna get cancer.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
My marinate time for me is when I'm lighting the coals.
I'll go like the coals and then go get the
rubs or the marinades or whatever. Just get that ready
to go, and then it's fine after that because it
takes a second. I have cold patients start the fire well.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
And that's why I do it because like other words,
I just be like crop poal and is ready to go.
But like if I if I like the coals, then
I got all right.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Let me go prep to veggets, get everything right, and
then it forces me not to rush.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
You're such a dad. I feel like you need a
couple of kids. Get you A good dad would need
to good dad. Don't curse me like that. I have
to right now.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Takes care of us children every day.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I think you're a good dad. I know you'll get
tickets if we need something. You'll handle the business of
whatever we're doing. Dad, you took the steak, Dad, Yes,
I will marinate medium. At least we know it will
be seasoned properly. Damn straight. How do you like your

(14:59):
steak rare? Like a little cold middle. I've been starting
to lean towards medium rare just because then it gets
to medium. If I say medium, then it's too close
to done. Yeah, It's like usually I'll say rare because
I'm hoping for medium rare. But most people don't do medium.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Right, it's just seat cow and at it on my
plate like I don't want and I think.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It's still low. You a steak oh in China back. Yeah,
So when we get paid in a couple of days,
let's do that. Yeah. And where we go Michael Jachael
Jordan steakhouse. Yeah, all right, that's going to happen. Well,
we can means, we can bring air along.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
But something that we're all going to do together is
m mp D and d our next round of Dungeons
and Dragons is on the way.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
We found the Glizzy holder the bun hot Dog. You're
the bun for me for the best Glizzy, Yes, and
we're looking for you to join us.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Eight four four ninety five fifty also gets you qualified
for a Vegas flyaway to see Sticks perform Pieces of
a in its entirety after the Venetian January twenty third.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
To the thirty first.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Tickets are available right now at ticketmaster dot com, but
we want you to get qualified right now. Eight four
four ninety five fifty. Big thanks to our friends over
at Live Nation Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Are we speaking with Tammy?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
You are hey Tammy? How are you doing? And welcome
to MMP, D and D. We're gonna run through a
story with you.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yes, we are. Now you are either Or. You are
either or of Tammy.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
So last time on MMP and D and D, Masonovitch
tried to gass out the gluten freebirds from the doghouse
with his tootes, but insteady smoked out the entire restaurant.
Marius Masonovitch Either Or and the GM escaped the stench
by going down the trap door into the basement, where
they saw a truck.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Pouring in gluten free buns like cold through a shoot.
Tried to tell the truck driver to stop.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
But that speech was not particularly rallying and just speeded
up the process. Instead, Marius tried to stop them by
eating his way through, but it was just an impossible feat.
Then Massonovitch tried to bag them up, but the garbage
bag broke. Ultimately, the GM just got overwhelmed by all
of it, cursed off gluten free buns.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
And all the trouble they bring forever.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
And in the fray, Masanovich spotted one final perfect hot
dog bun with gluten. He grabbed it and they completed
their mission of getting the first ingredient to create the
perfect hot dog.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
That is where we are starting off today.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Now, the trio emerges from the doghouse girled trap door,
still coughing faintly from the lingering gus cloud. The morning
sun glints off the puddles of soda and shame.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
The GM looks.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Around and says, thank you for getting me off of
gluten free buns. Please never come back to my establishment again.
And you can't blame him, Captain. The place is pretty
trashede and.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
So you're off to your next adventure. You walk out
the door and onto the street. The lamps begin to
flicker on. You're going through it. Things are hustling and bustling, and.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Then you see in the distance a cloaked, hooded figure
in yellow robes. You can sense that there's some version
of magic here, but you can't quite tell if it's
sinister or if it's good. Either or would you like
to talk to this hooded cloaked figure or try to

(18:34):
avoid the hooded cloaked figure, Either or of Tammy? That's you.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Let's talk. Let's talk to them. That's a good idea.
And do we have a roll?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I got one right over? Don't you even worry about it?
All right, we're gonna see how you're talking. Goes to
this figure? We got it too, that's right, okay?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Either roor Maisonovich and Marius approach the cloaked, hooded figure.
They begin to try to speak, but the hooded figure
shushes them, whips out three jars, but doesn't speak, simply
maintains eye contact. Marius, Masanovich and either Roar of Tammy

(19:22):
look at each other, scared, not knowing where this adventure
will lead them.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Next, Oh, bomb bompfanger, leaving us with three jars. But
Tammy for joining us today, you are qualified for that
Vegas flyaway to see Sticks as they perform Pieces of
eight in its entirety on five shows that they're going
to be doing at the Venetian January twenty third to

(19:50):
thirty first. Tickets are available at ticketmaster dot com and
at Big thanks to our friends at Live Nation. Will
find out what's in those three jars tomorrow as you
continue with mnp dn D the Food Fighters on Rock
ninety five to five. A very busy day.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Of giveaways, but we don't want you to forget your
opportunity to win Rush tickets as they return to the
United Center in twenty twenty six. Walkie talk Back, I
can't wait for these. Leave the message with the red
microphone button and you could say whatever you feel like,
just you know, put a hands of Russian the red
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(20:29):
hoping that up downloaded if you don't have it, and
it's right there, and.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Treat it like a walkie talkie because you have to,
because it's fun Yes, funny go.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
This is my most interested the morning bash pit over.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Ye yes, please and thank you, and Waukie talkies will
probably not be used against us, given that it is
some version of data technology in the Inevitable Human Advice
is raybos.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wall from the front some of the Inevitable Human robot.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
War Boy, Oh Boy.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
To help make up for the decline in revenue for
Russia space program in the last decade, Vladimir Putin Old
Vladdy Daddy out there recently approved changes to federal laws
that would allow advertising to be placed on spacecraft that
does get a lot of pictures taken of it.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
They're gonna NASCAR, they're space shuttels.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's unbelievable. It's the M and M. Now, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Kyle Boss in two thousand of Russian Proton rocket carrying
a piece of the International Space Station had a Pizza
Hut logo on it.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
That the company paid a million dollars for.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
So how about the morning mash pit, Hey, logo. I've
got a silver Nissan. You'd like some branding. That's a
thing you could do that. When I lived in Seattle,
I signed up for this. They never took me up
on it, but you could actually sign up to have
advertising put on your car. You're like, I drive this
many miles every day. This is where I drive. They're like, oh, well,

(21:57):
this business would pay for that.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I would even put like one of those little electrical
headers on top of it with whatever and put the
QR code on the side of my car.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I do not care, so pay me. Yeah, who needs
some extra advertising out there?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
This is dark surprise, surprise. But I just keep thinking
of like the Challenger explosion. Oh no, I imagine if
that were branded like imagine dying on the Wonderbread space flight.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, wonder awesome, wow, terrible. Yeah, i's today. I mean, yeah,
I get your money, but man, is it also yo pizza? Hut?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
What's up with investing in Russian space stuff?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Get out of here? So many other places, No kidding,
out of god Russia.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
And that's really how they get you, you do add
And then all of a sudden, it's not in the apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's a it's a sponsored event.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
And then they win and profit off the inevitable even
versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
This's news from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Can I read you something I just saw online? Oh
my godad.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, so he didn't actually read it.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
This is from a guy who follows us on Twitter.
Background noises his name. He says, forget hickeys. Those are outdated.
Give your man a black eye so other woman know
you don't play around laughing.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
This is a little domestic violence for the Morning.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Roe Chicagoes Rock Station. We are the Morning March pitch.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's the one.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh boy, twice you didn't fare too well.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I went from four four for four two one out
of four.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Okay, you did grant the wildcard, ground school, all the
Tigers loss and grand fashion, and then the Cubs just
just pittled it right through the end of that game.
You get like a slow drip of death. It was
a slow drip.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I won't hurt.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
But we do have more games, Yes we do.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
We are.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
We are on the next round in the MLB playoffs.
Are you ready? Yep? All right, so the American League
has already started.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
But I do still want to get your input on
the Seattle Mariners taking on the Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
And that's a really tough one to call maris because
you see, the blue Jays are birds of the sky, yeah,
and Mariners are swimmers of the sea.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
So really this is no one's game, so therefore it's
everyone's game.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
It could be anything.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
However, you do see more sea birds praying upon fishy
creatures than the reverse.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
And so I'm going to give it to the Blue Jays.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh wow, Okay, I did not see that coming.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'll be wrong, but that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
You know what, I like your strategy around.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Them, strategery, strategy, strategery. It's the same.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
And then for the National League you've got the Los
Angeles Dodgers taken on the Milwaukee Brewers.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Brewers their message, they brew It's the Brewers, not the Brewers.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
And that's yet again a tough one to call. Brewers,
as we know, get drunk. Yes, Dodgers, as we know, dodge, okay.
And also after what they did to our poor poor cubbies, I.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Don't feel ethically that I could choose the Brewers.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I think I have to choose the Dodgers just to survive. Okay,
all right, So we're going Dodgers in Blue Jair.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Dodgers in Blue Jays, And now we do have some
football tonight.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, Yes, are you lying?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yep? Okay? Well you lived in Washington, D C. For
a while. I did, so you you now have lived
in both cities. Yes, bring your pluthora of knowledge in yep,
Chicago Bears. Yes, at Washington Commanders.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
It's funny because the commanders are our bears in Maryland.
It's it's real similar, unfortunately, because commanders tend to command
and then also have a legion to command, and bears
are in hibernating season.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I am in fact going to have to give this
one to the commanders. All I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
There is an additional Monday night football game. Yes, the
Buffalo Bills, Yes, taking on the Atlanta Falcons.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
There's two games today, okay, taking on the Falcons.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yes, Bills on Falcons.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
The thing with the Buffalo Bills is they want you
to do the thing, you know, say with me, put
the lotion on your skin. But the falcons, however, you
can't really lotion up a falcon and again a bird
of prey.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'm giving it to the falcons.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, all right, So for Monday night, you've got the
home teams, the Falcons, and commanders will find out how
right Maria is tomorrow, and then we got the Dodgers
in the well for football, we'll find out tomorrow. Obviously
we'll find out later on the baseball picks. But insightful
knowledge from Maria on her sports picks.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
It's something.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, you could make picks on Thelwaukee Talkback. Yes, automatically
put your name in the hat for rush tickets. Who
do you Think is going to win? Who Do You?
Thelwaukee Talkback is on the iHeartRadio app Who Do You Who?
Microphone hand Corner. There we go, It's time to dork
out New York Comic Con. I've been to over the

(27:39):
weekend and had a lot of big.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Moments, and I'm just going to run through a few
really quick. Michael Marie. Do you remember the X Men,
the cartoon on Fox? No, okay, X Men ninety seven
is the sequel to that had their first season one
of the best things I've ever seen on Disney Plus.
Second season has been announced to be coming out summer

(28:04):
twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Six, and a third season has already been approved.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
And I say to you, Disney Plus and the folks
at Marvel, give us more than ten episodes. I need
every ounce of this possible. Just great storytelling, absolutely amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Is this did you say it's animated? Is animated series? Yes?
Peacemaker from the DC World. Uh preview for this. I
really want to watch this. You should watch it.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Because it's right up your alley as a dysfunctional superhero
played by John Cena, and I know I'd like it.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I am on the final episode of season two, but
they're already saying there might not be a season three,
and I.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Say, James Gunn, that might be a big miss, just
because it's John Cena and everybody loves Peacemaker. Absolutely amazing.
And my final note from New York Comic Con deodorant.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
With aluminum and chemicals.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yes, I saw a few videos of a gentleman passing
out deodorant at Comic Con and I said, you know what,
good on you. I don't know if he was with
Dove or Degree or whomever, but this just needs to
be consistent.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
It needs to be a booth. It needs to be
a ten by thirty. You need to be handing sticks
out spraying people.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
You go when you go to the cosplay contest, you
get hot in your cosplay, just re up real quick
with whoever's on site.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
They just have one of those spray things that you
just have.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
To watch to walk through. That's amazing. If you need
the body spray deodorant, just walk through it.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
It's a mystery. It's going to keep you cool because
we've been there. Yeah, and that's the last thing, the
absolutely thing you want.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
To deal with.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
They're missing out on a great advertising campaign. Why has
no deodorant partnered with any comic books, any like video gaming?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Things like what are we doing out here?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
It is a very big missed opportunity. And shout out
to Lallapalooza because they did have a deodorant spray bay.
I didn't stop because I was fine, but there was
a line of people were just like, hey, I might
need this right now, and they went and took advantage
of it. So I saw video over the weekend of
a woman was riding the l and she was standing
and a dude was sitting next to her, no, and

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he pulled out a spray deodorant and hit her in
the pit. She did not like that a bit. He
just looked at her like, what do you want me
to do? I helped helping everybody on this.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Train right now, communication beforehand, just humiliation.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
And then if it's there, you don't got to worry
about it. Everybody else is getting deodorant too, So thank
you for keeping the nerds bleric.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Can I get a woo hoo? For deodorant please.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Billy Joe Armstrong wrote brain stew trying to describe when
his thoughts were all scrambled up, which me and Michael
would like to call every day on the morning mosh.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Bit on Rock ninety five to five books. What are
we doing?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
What a weekend? Indeed, looking back, I a lot of
tears shed that the Cubs didn't show up, by the way,
kind of fun though. I went and walked around Wrigleyville
while that game was going on. Yeah, I've never seen
it so busy. I mean, there was your waiting forty
minutes to get into these bars. It was insane. Everybody's
so excited and unfortunately did not turn out the way

(31:16):
we wanted. Club Cubs dropped the game and the series,
the game three to one. As the stupid Brewers.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Get to advance, I think they they've intensified this rivalry
to another level.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Did you see the l flag? Yes, Granted, Craig Cattle
started to intensify the rivalry by coming to the Cubs,
but it's not like Craig stood there and talked crap
or anything. You didn't have a we hate the Brewers
flag out, but.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
It's absolutely one of those moments where you leave your
ex and now she's having the biggest glow up.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
In front of your face.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Unfortunately, I bet that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Just sit back back, I sit back and watch.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
They'll break up if they like did a divorce playlist
about it.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
So the Brewers say, well, they end up winning every
home game in the series, and then they dominated once
we got back home to Game five. Blackhawks also lost
over the weekend. But Blackhawks are showing up to these games.
I do like that they're not taking crap. Connor Bdard
finally got in a score column and yeah, they dropped
the one to Montreal three to two. And then tonight,
I mean it's it's we're gonna turn everything around. Even

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though the Bears are underdogs in this game, I think
they will take it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Well, they're bears under bears.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I don't know what that is, but it's a whole
different thing an.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Underwears to underbears.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I know, like the media us the media, we've been
talking about the Hail Mary from last year and that's
the only thing that we've really seen. But like, we
gotta we gotta think back to this moment without that
Hail Mary or a hail Mary defended properly bears when
that game. Yeah, you're right, it was so disappointing.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
So it's not They're not as far apart as some
might be putting it. But I still think this is
a revenge game. You got to get this win to
really cement your relationship with the commanders.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yes, Maria, there's barely any difference between the teams.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
You know, we only got one player out tonight, Grady
Jarrett is out with a knee injury. And the only
thing I think we got to worry about, Marris is
the pressure on Caleb. He's gonna have to make quick decisions.
But you said off the air, you said, that's probably
a good thing. Let's thinking about.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Less time he has to actually think, the more time
he has to actually just get get the play done.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So go, Maris, bare hands, stay up.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Late one more time, never stops a fund to the
head for see their tickets coming up next. Somebody gonna
win something, Maria.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Do I bear puns make you pause?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I like that one too.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
These jokes really emptyeth.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
What are the scattle dattle?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
We'll have one for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Now, fun to the head on, Yeah, don't worry, they're
using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Scott?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
What's going on? Scott? Good morning everyone?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Good morning Scott, Scott. I feel like you should be
doing radio.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
What do you do? Scott? I am a union? But Scott,
can I tell you how wide both of my co
host eyes got when you said that?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
You for clarifying eyes?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Oh my?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Anyway, all right, since you're both giggling, he's bent over
and gaping. I'm googling where he is. He's right by
the airport, Scott. Welcome to Fun to the a Head.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
This is the fun trivia game where you answer questions,
take one of us hostage so we can provide you
a save and we get shot by the First thing
that you have to decide is who you want to
take hostage myself, Michael or Maria?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Make me hostage?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I never did. This is the fun all right? Oh
my god, Michael's beenling a little bit of a drought,
but that's okay, that's right. We like how Michael reads questions.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
's moisten up, Michael, It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Go ahead, buddy. You want me to read the questions?
You got it? Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I am on it? Question?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Found it out?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Number one? What affordable three letter beer is typically drank
alongside a shot of malort. This is Chicago's most popular beer.
What I don't know, Maria, bring it to me. I

(36:09):
don't know this one.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
That's a PBR three letters popular popular affordable beer.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yep, all right, that's one. My buddy loves PBR, I cans. Maria.
Is your buddy that you're speaking of? Right, yeah, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
PBR is really big in Maryland. I'm surprised it's so
big in Chicago. I mean, we didntty bow more than PBR.
But even so, PBR is the number two.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Because you're fancy, all right? One for one? Question number two.
Hanging in the sun and catching some rays is a
great source of what vitamin God? Somebody, somebody find her
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Question number three, which sixties band from England only has
two members still alive? The drummer and the bassist?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
My gods in Scotch.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Wow, perfect score, man, You you ran through that like
nothing else.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Is that a score?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Bensonville, Pike, Scott, You're all set. You are going to
be headed to see see there and doctry at the
Byline Bank Airgun Ballroom on November sixth, that is a Thursday.
Maybe using PTO on a Friday to really enjoy yourself.
Who do you plan on taking with you this one? Probably? Honestly,

(37:42):
my sister in law is a big doctory fan. Probably.
Hell yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Just hanging out with your brother's wife.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah, well, Scott, you are all set. And before anybody
else makes another pipe fit joke, just walk.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Real quick, real quick, real quick, do it, bikey, go.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Ahead, Michael, be careful fitting pipes when you're hanging out
with your brother's sister.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, not his brother's sister, his brother's wife.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Oh that's what I meant. Yep, Sorry, I rushed.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
In the family, I can hear that you're tired of
that Monday Monday. We're just gonna thank Live Nation to
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
A more harrowing song from the Offspring's repertoire, Gone Away,
conjures up a picture of maybe being in, say the desert,
which is what Five Fingered Duck Punch did for their
music video for their cover of Gone Away and showed
our troops in the desert. However, it is based on
a real life experience that Dexter Holland had in a
Baskin Robbins and Huntington Beach. And by the way, not

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to minimize it, because what happened in that Baskin Robbins
is that gang members open fired on the ice cream
shop and he and like all the other patrons had
to like duck for cover, and so that brush with
death inspired gone away.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
But in a Baskin Robbins, you know, maybe heaven isn't
so far away. It's right there in the scoop. If
you can just reach it through the gunfire.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
That's a rocky road.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
My, my, your game to work today, Well done, buddy.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
All right, I'm gonna go home and brag about this refrigerators.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Something good up into da.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I got some demons in the news here. Some suspects
busted up a pumpkin patch. Oh in the in the
season of our Lord, how are you going to go
out and ruin a pumpkin patch?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
They jacked up those lanterns.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's right. They knocked over porta potties and scarecrows smashed pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Although, oh did Billy Corkin show up?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
They tore down fences, damn it, structures a dinosaur display
among amongst a bunch of other ones. They stole a
tractor and once once somebody noticed them on the tractor,
they jumped off the tractor and took off running. They're
still looking for the suspects.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Wow, they're not looking for this. No, they're not correct.
I just mean like, we didn't catch them, but they're
not looking.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
There's an amazing finger quotes investigation going on.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Hope someone kicked the pumpkins. Anyway, we investigated.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Lucky for us here in Chicago and in the area,
we have amazing pumpkin patches and amazing things to go
out do. Bit Bly, we have a four pack of
tickets to Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I am Jack's Pumpkin pop Up with the axe.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Throwing and over ten thousand pumpkins for you to choose from. Michael,
you do have pumpkins on the way.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Now, I do?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Okay, Well, I got a couple of Jack's Pumpkin pop Up,
but I also ordered some from my Amazon.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
They're like two bucks pumpkins. Are you gonna have a bunch?
He is the want studio apartment? I want?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Well, no, it's a one bedroom, but I want one
bedroom pumpkin pass.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Patch of pumpkins, so that you can get.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Your pumpkins before the season gets too gone eight four
four ninety five fifty b collar ten to get your
tickets to Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Michael, what's that number for?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Four?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Five Jacks Pumpkin Pop Up?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Now?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Here's five or so? Things with Meers? Why does he
always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Look, it's just more comfortable, Okay, Dingley Dangly pumps on
the floor.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Oh, sad, sad.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
News from Over the weekend is actress Diane Keaton has
passed away.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
She passed away at the age of seventy nine and
as of right now, there is no cause of death
has been revealed. She's remembered for her iconic roles in
Annie Hall Godfather Something's Got to Get and Father of.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
The Bride Yeah wow, and every turtleneck known to man.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Mm hmm. She definitely had a look.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, it was a good one.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Costco muffins cause a woman to fail a drug test
the colleges. Yes, indeed it was a poppy seed muffin.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
So she failed her drug test that she had to
take as an athlete in college, but they did allow
her to retest a few days later she had to
stay on hold until she could have a clear drug test.
And if you're in Chicago, that's called Tuesday because we
eat the poppy seed bun.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Just a little heroin being like, sorry, I had a
poppy seed babe this morning.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I didn't think about it. Poppy seed buns are yeah, yeah,
a lot of Chicago dogs this week. Yes, would I
fail a dress? Yes, I gotta try that out. Okay,
that's interesting. Thirteen pound baby was born in Nashville hospital.
I'm sorry, pounds, I'm my ex And you know that's

(43:03):
still not the world record.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Nineteen fifty five there was a twenty two pounder eight ounces.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Did it just fall out? Just hit the floor. I'm
hoping they cut him out.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Damnably launched out. It's not going to fall out. That's
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Like getting through the got a S driver's license at
that point.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
D baby as a full time job.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Jeorge R. R.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Martin has come out to say words about Winds of Winter,
the book everybody is waiting for. He spoke about it
at New York Comic Con and he said it will
happen in a quote, I've always had trouble with deadlines,
and I don't feel happy reaching contracts or missing a
deadline or anything like that. The big problem arose when

(43:53):
Game of Thrones really took off with the HBO series.
Everybody was asking for more as far as the series goes,
and he got distracted with that.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
And it sounds like a long line of excuses. Mister R. R.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Martin, No kidding.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Finish the book, please, what's it call the games? The
next book is Winds of Wind, Winds of Winter, Yess
of Winter, and additionally A four four nine five five
ninety five fifty. As we stated, we're jam packed with
tickets and we want you to go see bring me
the Horizon as they will be over at All State

(44:26):
Arena with motionless and white Oh Friday, May fifteenth. Do
you want to go? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
A four four nine five ninety five fifty B Caller ten, Michael,
what is that number?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Eight four four ninety five? Yeah, what's wrong? You're smiling? Yeah, Okay,
we're good.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
We want to go.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
We're gonna keep things rolling as we are commercial free
right now. But don't forget about the tickets. A four
four nine five ninety five.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Fifty Well boy.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
And when the Christian band DC talks to cover that song,
they would change the n and everyone is gay too,
Jesus is.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
The way I think I saw that live at one
point our pivot.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
There it's runing March but on Rock ninety five five
Mickey Rock News, Let's go.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
If you're paying attention of the weekend at the United
Center Blackhawks opening game, yes, you might have run into
Al Jorgensen from uh sorry sorry, Ministry Rise Against, Tim
from Rise Against and Tom Morello Like I'm looking at
a picture right now. They're right out of the black
Hawks opening game, just taking pictures out with the fans.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Friends.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah. Tom's got his theater production going on right now.
Oh that's right, so he's gonna be in town for
a minute. This is crazy crazy rock news today. Ian
Watkins have lost prophets fame was stabbed to death in
a UK prison anyway next door. No, I'm kidding. I
don't care because I don't like pedophiles. And he was

(46:02):
basically convicted of having sex with someone under the age
of thirteen, aspiring to have sex with.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Children, babies, babies, literally an eighteen month olds so jail justice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
He was in for a twenty nine year sentence after
pleading guilty to those horrific crimes, and people are coming
out now, including his ex. She says, this is a relief.
I wanted him dead for a long time after everything
he did. I'm so relieved. It's like a weight has
been lifted from my head.

Speaker 7 (46:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Bandmates coming out saying basically the same thing. He ruined
our entire life as a horrible person. Yeah, and you know,
a shout out to the guys in that prison who
sure he's got a nice commissary.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
You know, we never get to be excited about it death.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
It always has to be like, oh no, they died,
and now it's like, oh, so, I think we need
to resurrect the morning show.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
If you're familiar with my night show, you know what
I'm talking about. That'll be my social media later.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You good a night show? Yeah, I know you've heard
something about it.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Actually many manyns go.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Rush is selling VIP meat and greets upwards of five
thousand dollars sun. What do you get with it? Let's
see here. Premium front row seating.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Okay, okay, okay, e the.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Entry yep okay, access to a VIP lounge with memorabilia,
drinks like appetizers, and drink token, exclusive VIP merchandise. Yeah, good,
crowd free merchandise shopping. Okay, to go up. Don't got
to stand in lines. Backstage production for the tours for
the top tier people and meet and greet photo opportunities

(47:36):
depending on your package.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
This is what we want from that package.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
And it's five thousand. It's not thirteen thousand, it's five.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Like, that's incredibly I mean, well, you can't afford it, yeah,
but if you have that money, that's great, that's very reasonable.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
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all you gotta do is leave us a walky talk
back on the iHeartRadio app little microphone there. Just leave
a message, send it in. Everybody who enters. Your name

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is in the hat for rush tickets, and we will
pull that winter at the end of the hour.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
It's the only thing, it's the only thing that lets
me know that you're in your forties is how much
you like Pearl Jam. I love that otherwise and I
don't mean to compliment you, truly, I wish anything else,
I would think that you were in your thirties. Really,
but your obsession with pearl jam just gives you away immediately.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I followed Eddie all over when that Cubs game was
going on. I was following all over the stadium. Well,
now he gets to follow them there.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
So Eddie, if you needed a restraining order, and that
would be a good time.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
There's evidence you got a stalker. That is, unless Eddie,
you plan on joining us as sadurd drank. Okay, imagine
it'd be crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
What if he did the thirst stay jingle.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
We could teach you very crack, but we're not strangely accurate.
But yes, we will be out and about.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
This Saturday, Forest Park, Scratch Scratch Public House, love it
noon thirty to thirty for the day drinking. You can,
of course go to the casket race beforehand if you
want to get up, bright and round.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
This is a full day of activities for us. Activity
your mouth. I usually I was eating nuts over here
and I just sit them all over. That's just for
the room, so nuts for the table. We're excited to

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see the caskets as they come out. But we're more
excited to share a drink with you over it scratch.
Obviously food will be consumed too, because do you have
to food the burgers and stuf so good mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Do they have tots?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yes? Yeah, you've memorized the menu. Oh I've been over
at a million times.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Sorry, I always want tots in place of fries. Anytime
there's an option for tots over fries and go in tots.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
There's a time and a place for tots, and they
don't always.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
And it's always and forever.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
This will be an argument for a later day. I
don't I don't want to just leave on a bad note.
As we're getting ready to also remind everyone Rocky's next
keyword is next.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
You could get so many tots with a thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Or fries or whatever potatoes or variety that you want utilities.
I mean, realistically, a thousand dollars in potatoes. You flipped
those around selling them as fries. Are chow.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Who's going to use this money to buy one thousand
dollars worth of potatoes and then turn them into fries
and then sell them.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
An entrepreneur they got cheese curds. To be fair, I'm
not supporting Wisconsin right now.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
So oh because they screw what they did.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
We have never supported Wisconsin. I like cheese, so all
little cheese support, but I'm buying all my cheese local.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
We may have a closet packer over here.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free here on Rock
ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
This is the morning mash Pitt. I'm Maris.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I'm Maria Palmer, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Did you forget Let's look at texts.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
That's yes, taller today.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Text time. You can always text us a four four
nine ninety five fifty. That's eight four four nine five five.
Skip it a beat, pop it a boot. Let's go
over to the two one nine. I'm gonna have to
agree with Maria. Tops are the superior potato. Yes, they
are not even matter what what do you say? It's
a superior potato. Fries get out of here. Can keeping

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it in the fried category? Fries over time, all day.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Tots haveing a whole different textural aware.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yes, okay, last wrong we had this morning. We need
to clarify this. By the end of the show, you
have forty two minutes, forty three minutes, eight fifty what
math twenty two minutes? Oh my, you do there? What
is better? Fries or talks? Talk wins this by a mile,

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by the way.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
That leaves you with only sixteen options to choose. Run
by Michael's math, perfect time.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Good listen. My parents had to come and talk to
the teacher about math, and I had to take pre
algebra twice. That was my math in high school. Get
you could have just said by the end of the show,
I wanted to try to be smart for a second,
and I like, not do that again.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Don't exhaust yourself. Nothing over two hands. Okay, that's ten
from me.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
We get these numbers right. The eight four to seven.
Let's hear one of the best concerts I ever went
to in my life was my daughter's first concert. Oh
oh dad, okay, yeah, I want to cop out answers
on fire. Let's see here, Joe says. I want to
say happy birthday to the matriarch of our family, the

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baddest woman on the planet, the rock star of the
Phalan family. My mom, love you, Mama, Happy birthday, birthday, Mama.
From the eight five to seven, I am smoking listening
to the best show ever. Thank you, guys, for the
laughs this morning. Oh will you uh seven o eight
Maria is going to earlier on the show today, you
made picks for the final, well second and final round

(53:41):
of the playoffs. Yeah, my last round of picks Championship, championship.
And then you we're gonna make a little video after
and we asked you, like give us your predictions. And
from the seven o eight, the Mariners will take game one, Yes,
we know, thank you, he's real sure of that one.
Mariners play game two today.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
It happened, I mean, I know.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
And from the six to four to one. Today is
the US Navy's two hundred and fiftieth and a birthday.
Happy birthday to US Navy.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Oh god, should I readjust this since he already like
one again?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
No, it's fine, major fix eight four four ninety five
fifty could text us anytime. You can text anybody frankly
all day here on the station, Walt Clinger pack compone
get them in eight four four nine. That's ninety five
text us now. And the crazy part is that's also
our phone number for you to win things. Be Callerton.

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We want you to go to the Hunted Halloween Ball
over at the Congress Plaza hotel happening on Halloween, which
is a Friday. Okay, how cool is that? Take those
days off afterwards? Halloween on a weekend, it's going to
be wild. They've got an amazing.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Costume contest that'll be going on where you can win
two thousands and dollars if you get creative with your
costume with you and your friends or however that goes.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
They've got a nice Monday that mikey I was trying
to think of how we would split it up.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
You probably went on Mike's like, how would we split finals?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Seventy five and you guys get what else?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yes, actually, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
We get seventy five cents and then even nice.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Nice find your find yourself with Michael, so you can
take advantage of this costume contest going on at the
Haunted Halloween Ball. A ticket start at twenty dollars and
they've got a nice little hotel package also eight four
four nine ninety five fifty be callar ten or just
go to Haunted Halloweenball dot com.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
They get your tickets today and love Halloween package. I
think you love anything with the word package on it
right now?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Oh, I like disturbed.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I will numberak, A burden in my hand is worth
two in the bush or whatever Sound Garden says. Wow,
it's worry bosh bit on Rock ninety five five Bush.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
We did it. Okay, all right, we did it. We're
close to doing it. We did it. We did the Bush.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
We're gonna wrap this one up in the best way possible.
What rhymes with but nope, it doesn't. It just felt
the same.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Again the English language Rush, the word you're.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Looking for, does not rhyme with bush unfortunately, but we
have Do you need anybody to do numbers? You can
handle the cell rhyme?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, we got this. Yes, Rush is going to be
at the United Center. We got tickets for their Saturday
show on July eighteenth. We wanted you to hit the
walkie talk back. That's that lovely feature on the iHeartRadio app.
You hit the red microphone button, send us a message,
and we're giving away some tickets today because we love you.
So let's just play a few of these back.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Oh good right, did you guys? Did you guys say
you wanted to give your most favoritis listener Rush tickets
simply for.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Okay walking in and saying good morning all the time.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I'm waiting for me. You know, you guys really don't
have to do me like that, but I do appreciate it. Wow,
used every ounce of that thirty second and not one
swear word. I'm impressed. He sends us a lot of
other a lot of other recordings that say a lot
of bad words.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
And as soon as our favorite listener shows up, we'll
give him this ticket. Wow, she's getting out.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I'm just gidd here's another talk bag.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
My name is Melinda Tullikson, and I would really love
to win these rush tickets to surprise my husband with.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I love her. Yes, she sounds like she has never
used that talk back and she did it just to
say this, and she wants to get her husband a present.
I'm going to tear up.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Just get treated with respect, I believe.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
So weird. Yea, let's see how the rest of these go. Hey, guys,
is Troy from Bourbonet. Saturday was my birthday.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
I blew out the birthday candy I wish was from
Maria to pop up for my birthday, so that didn't happen.
So I think Scorpion tickets would make up for that.
So love you guys, Love your show.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Hey, hey, what we don't have okayics all scorpions.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Good, good job Troy see his last.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
Hey guys, Troy from Bourbone.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I'm still half drawn my birthday. You can tell.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
So let me rephrase when I blew up my birthday candles.
I wish Maria would have showed up, but she did.
Tickets would actually be really good.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
It's actually.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Why I said scorpions. Like I said, I'm still hungover
from my birthday. I love you guys, love your show.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Thanks drive from the day.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
All right, so we give them tickets.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I kind of like I kind of like the lady.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I do like the lady. I think she's got to win.
The lady's doing it. That's something that she's doing nice
for someone else. What a selfless thought. All Right, Melinda,
you and your husband are going to see you Rush.
I can't wait. That's gonna be a fun four shows.
By the way, there's four Rush shows going on at
the United Center. Yep, it's pretty cool. We got tickets

(59:33):
for the Saturday ones. We'll have another pair on a Wednesday.
But hey, we're jack stacked with tickets all day long,
not just us.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Walt Cleaner pack of phone, don't go anywhere, somebody's gonna
take care of you with some tickets today, and we
got even more tickets tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
So Jack Stack Bush, we got everything going on here.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Take a ticket from the roost Bush