Fake Facts, Spooky News, and Michael Gets Shot

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Careful.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I just farted.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Mike.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, she took a huge breath and she just.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, it was an end of a week sigh of relief.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
But thanks for just ruining it through.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Right out the gate.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's joke. You got brown, not in the way that
I'm on. Mine was a sigh of relief as well.
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, or The Morning March.
My name is Maria Balmer.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm Marison. My sinus is clearly not working right now.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm Michael.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Didn't have time to run out of the room for
I'm surprised you didn't do it directly into the mic.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I miss those days, listen. I always want to, but
I just feel like me standing up in the middle
of someone talking do it one of these and then
just like no, yes, okay, fine, then you're gonna get
one at some point.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You not scared the guys. I gotta go home.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You gotta trusted it, trusted it too much.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, that's especially the one that I want is to
capture on.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
There all right, Yeah, old toy mic up in here.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That was wet.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That was Toots McGhee.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Mikey, Toots McGee up in here.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
We all have coffee in the well, not in marass,
but we have coffee that morning. I don't have coffee.
I'm speaking of me and Dear Listening as my best
friends are out there driving in to work.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
For nine fifty. If you're not drinking coffee, please reach out.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's your morning drink?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm going to say, I don't know if Dear Listener
wants to be associated.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's not fair. I have to have the coffee. But
it does rumble my guts, rumble guts.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It makes you cut up a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now, I see what you did there, the cutting with
the chainsaw.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
It is free chainsaw Friday. That is not your cue
to call, not not in even remotely.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Don't do it. You're going to do it. We know you.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
You know it's weird, as I did actually forget, even
though we have done free chainsft Friday every Friday since
this station launched in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
It did surprise me as well. It was like, whoa,
what's a chainsaw?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
A chainsaw we give us away?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Thank god, because we talked about it.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Michael. Oh, but yes, eight four four ninety five fifty.
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Speaker 3 (02:19):
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Speaker 2 (02:30):
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Speaker 6 (02:31):
We see far too much of you sometimes. But let's
not forget the Messy Experience.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I could we forgot.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
I almost said the Messy Project, which is a whole other.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh that's something else.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Damn, a messy project.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Google the Messy Project.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Google the Messy Experience that's coming to Chicago.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And July will have that four.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Pack and.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
The black keys onto the head later today. So we've
got a lot going on on.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
A free shape of fright.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
W c HI Weather with Michael, who likes moisture readings
way too much. Damn right, wet are the better? Not
during summer though, sunny early today, cloudy later, dry and hot. Humidity.

(03:32):
Yeah I am not dry?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Then, say where is this dryness?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean it's not at all dry, moist, but not wet.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The air is thick, Mike, that's true humidity.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Tell me air that air got a dump on her.
Come on, I get a check. Let me look out
the window. Kay, yeah, look at him. Looks nice down
here by the light front. It's not cloudy yet, but
it is gonna get cloudy this afternoon.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Actually forgotten how nice the sunrises are because the smokes
came through and then it was cloudy for a while.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
And sexy today.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's sexy. Tomorrow is gonna be great day. By the way, Uh,
top secret that they weren't saying this on the news
this morning. Tomorrow is going to have a lower temperature,
lower humidity, So if you want to get out and
do things tomorrow, it's the day. But then Sunday that
humidity and the heat's coming right back.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
So saying I'm gonna melt into Pride Parade on Sunday, Yes.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right, melty, melty cool cool, cool, cool cool.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
You're also going to melt up the Pride parade just
because you're going to see all the beautiful men and women.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
There, damn straight and they're going to make you melt
Have you.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Been to a Pride parade yet?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Mikey he grew up in Portland, Ore again here, but
I haven't been here a full year yet, that's true.
This one is really fun. Yeah, we have a good
time dancing, dancing in the streets.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's amazing, so bad.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
What oh oh, what am I gonna feel?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Who we're gonna feel?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
You don't feel some heat now.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Right in the morning, mass, But indeed we're getting raunchy early.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Come Down from Bush the first song Gavin Rossdale.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wrote all on his own.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Really. Yeah, Oh that's a good fun fact there, maris.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Sometimes that come down from Bush can be brutal.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It is.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I dream of it sometimes. It's a rare bear in
the woods these days.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yes, this energy, keep it, keep this energy, so light,
so happy, so fun. I am going to tell you
the news headlines.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You know what. Dammit, if I could leave, I would.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
They are horrific.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
However, the corporate chills just told me to put a
positive spin on the headlines because that's just something you
can do, and so I, the ever dutiful worker, will
oblige with bad news. Bears roofer electrocuted after ladder hits
power line.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Damn that sucks. I mean, that's a bummer shocking. Will
you bell yourself? Please?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah? Bell yourself?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Lifeguard impaled by beach umbrella.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Damn, that's crazy too, It sure is.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
You saved the best for the end of the week.
What are you doing right now?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
These are just organic headlines that I found to day.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He didn't get wet though.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Firefighter flown to hospital after being hit by fan.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Hit by fan.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, these are just workers being attacked to by unanimate objects.
And finally godparents sentenced in death of baby.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah. I don't like the kids ones.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, nobody does.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I would say, all this is just bad news. Bears
don't like this at all. But how do you feel?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't feel good?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh how do you feel? I feel different than when
we started.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
This, Hey, corpora jills.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I have a feeling that you can't just put a
positive spin on things and make it better.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Don Headley saw a dead headsticker on a Cadillac. The
Atari saw a black flag sticker on a Cadillac.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
We love a little lyrical change.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
On the morning mush, But I don't rock ninety five fun.
You ever knowed that before?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
You keep wrinkling my brain, and I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Brains are meant to have wrinkles. Smart, You're very smart.
I think you're too smart.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You get an a thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
You're welcome, all right, Mikey, Hi, I got.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Some stuff going on around town this weekend. Get y'all
caught up on various things. Let's start it off with
if you're thinking of going on an architecture tour, might
not be the weekend for you, as Dave Matthews is.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
In town.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Tonight and tomorrow night at the Huntington Bakeup Pavilion. We
ever seen Dave Matthews, No, let me tell you something
about Dave Matthews. I went to a Dave Matthews show
and I got to give it to them that they
sound like a studio band, Like every note they play
as they're running around the stage and doing things sounds amazing. Yeah,
But for some reason I don't like Dave Matthews.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
That they just leave the crap on a tour bus.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Exactly like you like the band, Matthews part of the band.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It seems stuffy to me. I don't know why. But
people feel that way about Pearl Jam too, because I
know Dave Matthews also has those like fans that follow
them around and what do they call math heads Dave kids,
I don't know. Wow, another massive artist with a great

(08:41):
voice that even though we're all in rock and love
rock music, that's playing tonight at Tinley Park. Chris Stapleton
Tennessee Whiskey. I do love some Christains.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Also, have you heard the original version of Tennessee Whiskey?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Because he really brushed up that song.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Really, the original version sounds nothing like his.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
He puts so much more soul into the as you
should christ So yeah, that's another two night show tonight
and tomorrow night at Tinley Park. I go see the
Fire FC take on the Charlotte FC. What it is
that football club? Yes, okay, I was trying to think
it was because it soccer is called football and that's cute.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Football club. Let's go joinan football club and play with
our friends those sports.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
They're adorable. That's going on over at the old Soldier
Field until they get their new location built, which we're
very excited about. And Hot Wheels Live, Monster Trucks Live
Way Hot Wheels, Monster Trucks Live at the United Center. Fun.
That's going on, fun, fun, and also Socks playing the
Giants on the South Side all weekend long.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
There's a big old wrestling tournament. Yeah, what do you
mean free lance wrestling?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I think we're gonna go. It'll be my first wrestling match.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Are you are you telling people where you're gonna be tonight?
I tell them all the time, the one in Logan Square.
Yeah yeah, yeah interesting.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah yeah yeah yeahah freelance wrestling.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Shout out, shout out, shout out out. So get out
and do something fun this weekend. Like I said, uh,
the weather tomorrow is supposed to be super nice. Sunday
the heats back. So if you're gonna do something, would
say go out tomorrow. Yeah, have some fun. Live in
a great city. Damn straight summertime, Baby.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And its city is getting a new horror event. Can't
wait for this. But we'll have that news for you
next on Rock ninety five to five. Have ever told
you guys you're my heroes?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Thanks too?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I was thinking Enrique Iglesias, but it's okay.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I give be he.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Will Baby that part in a Disney movie, No, did
you ever know that you?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I thought.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Like something Fible would sing and Fible goes West or something.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That movie so.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Good, five goes West, that Little Mouse.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I was saying five full fifle so long. But it is.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Not forrble.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Speaking of characters, mysterious things, and stories, they are coming
to Chicago. Universal studios bringing the universal horror unleashed like easy,
a year round immersive horror experience.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Maybe horror. Maybe we say horror, horror, horror.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
No, no, no, you're saying it right. But when you
say it quick, you know, are you guy fan of
horror horror things? Yes? Yeah, see I get scared. Well
that's the idea.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I don't even go.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
To movies because I'm like, by the way, all hot
chicks want to do is go to horror movies.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, Like, do you know why, Michael.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I want to go to a comedy.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
You've missed that complete thing on why they like going
to horror movies with.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
You, specifically.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Educate him.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
They want to feel safe around you.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Said, I'm scare yeah, but that jumping into his You
know what the sad thing is is I had an
next boyfriend that like that was exactly it. Like I'd
be like, let's watch a horror movie and he'd be like.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Hell yeah, and then we'd do it.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
And I showed him as above so below and after that, which,
by the way, is a horror movie.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
With no plot.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
There's like there's nothing really, it's no, it's not a slasher,
it's like paranormal and it is spooky.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
It is freaky, but like they just are.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Crawling through hell essentially.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
And afterwards he wouldn't let me turn the lights off
of my apartment.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
It is nighttime, by the way, it was midnight.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
He was like picking the lights on. Yeah, So if
you like being scared, you're gonna love this. And I
like haunted houses and stuff. Universal Studios bringing Universal Horror
Unleashed a one hundred and fourteen thousand square foot building
is what they're gonna use and turn it into a
world class horror attraction and entertainment destination. That is cool.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
So is it all haunted house or is it like
a mixture of a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Mixture of a number of things. I was looking at
pictures because they have one in Vegas, and it looks
like you walk in and there's like a horror bar,
so you can get drinks, you can hang out. If
you wanted to just go to the bar, you could
do that too, But then there's offshoots from that bar
and ours might be a little different, but where you
can go down essentially to different themed haunted houses. They

(13:19):
say terrifying mazes, walk through haunted attractions. Inspired by Universal's
classic monster. So you'll have a Frankenstein area, a Dracula area,
a creature from the Black Lagoon area that's so dope,
the Mummy, Phantom of the Opera, more Phantom of the
Opera randomly in there.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
They also said horror icons like The Exorcist and a
chainsaw massacre will happen.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Oh, hdesaw massacred.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
That seems kind of cool. Spine shilling environments with immersive storytelling,
scare actors, themed bars, horror themed cocktails and bites. What
a fun job that would be. People are like, what's
your full time job? You're like, I put a pretend
knife through the back of my head and scare the
crap out of people off the shit.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Four hundred jobs come into the city because of this.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, boom crazy? Is this hope next year? Well? Actually,
construction begins early twenty twenty six. Opening is expected twenty
twenty seven. Fummer so far away all the well blink
and it'll be twenty twenty seven. I know, just wanted
it for October. A good mccawbuck top Sublime. I'm working
on their first studio album since nineteen ninety six with

(14:20):
Travis Barker and Jacob Nole describes the process as an
emotional and spiritual tribute to his father. I love that
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. We are the
morning mash Pit.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, we've heard a lot of things that we just
accept as fun facts that are.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Simply not true. What, okay, you think that's are blind? Yeah,
of course they're not. Yet they're talking about they can
see really well.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
To stop them, they use echo location to hunt, but
they can also just see.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I feel like you're gonna blow my mind a bunch here. Yeah,
he probably.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
So many movies like to say we only use ten
or thirty percent of our brain capacity.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You we don't. We use the whole things. Yeah, I
was just thinking about this yesterday. I was thinking, like, man,
I wish I could push this capacity further. I'm using
like one percent. That's definitely true.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
You do not swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's not a thing.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That one made me mad. I like a good protein source.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I'm glad that one's not true. That's scary. Want spiders
in your throat ball?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I thought it was fun. They're super tiny, so that's
why it made sense.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I guess what about in your ears. Do they ever
climbing your ears?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Take seven years for gum to be digested. No, it
doesn't really, Yeah, nor your.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Stomach is full of acid? Do American history?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Next?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Listen, I'm giving you the ones that I have.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Shut up, Michael.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Cracking your knuckles does not cause arthritis, no joke.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah, yeah, crack up. Yeah, I crack every listen it
out neck arms, me too, me too, love it.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
The tongue does not have different taste zones in US.
Oh you haven't heard that. They're like the back of
your tongue is like bitter and forward sweet.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Tip is never sweet. Unfortunately, your hair to.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Your hair does not grow back thicker if you shave.
I always heard that it's just because like when your
hair grows out normally, first it has a natural taper,
and then when you shave, you take the taper off,
so it's just like that thick.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
So that's why it feels a little thicker. But it's not.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Actually that blood is blue inside your body until it
touches air. Your blood is still red in your body,
just darker local honey, What.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Well, what about when you see blue veins?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well that's a light thing.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
That's because the way that your skin makes it look
is you don't ever you ever put something over something
else and it completely changes the color.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
That's what that lens.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
A filter there you go, Sure, a filter. That's what
it is. Your skin is acting like a filter. I'm
waiting for this honey thing because I've believed this my
whole life.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, honey, cannot treat or cure seasonal allergies.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
By using local honey because it's the bees in the
area use local pollination, so it makes your body, you know,
more ready, Yeah, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, if you have kids in the car, turn it
down now because the inside car light will not get
you pulled over by cops.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well that's just to shut the kids up and turn
the ve Yeah, you can't see very well. That's my
dad's complaint always like I can't see with a light.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Though you don't lose most teap from your body from
the top of your head. What, pigs don't even have
sweat glands, so you can't sweat like a pig. Cold
is a viral infection, so you can't just like catch
it from cold weather. Captain of a ship cannot former weddings,
and sugar does not in fact make kids hyper.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's now my mom lied to me. No, you're just
like this, something's wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Actively sugar makes you go down.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
It doesn't make you go down. Oh hey, oh we're
going down swinging before when you said sugar brings kids
down and then I didn't realize it, that joke really cut,
you know.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh, that is why it is we have fun that
day of the week. Oh my goodness, look at that.
Look at it?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You want a chainsaw? We got them? Why, I don't know.
We've been doing this for how long?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Five years? Five years of China, five years of chain
sauce is going on?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
When that zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, we're gonna be let's stand in.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
We're gonna take them with chain sauce. They're gonna be so,
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
So can you shoot a zombie or do they come back?
You have to have a brain, Oh you do.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Gotta disconnect the brains in.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
That so a chainsaw would work. You got to take
the head off though.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
They gotta get real close to him, yea, yeah, you
got to be right up on them.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
And if they bite you do you turn into a zombies. Yeah,
I don't like that at all. Yes, I don't like
scary things. No, we know we.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Can be eight four four ninety five fifty. Give us
a call because it.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Is free changeaw fri. Yes, a heartshipped box.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Really okay, that's how we feel.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
On did you just call it cuteout?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's the morning, Marsh. But on Rock ninety five five? Boys,
what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Sports boy?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Bloods?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Get down and dirty.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Actually, before you get started, Mike.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
What do you got?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
So? So, what I learned yesterday from sports stuff is
that I need more empathy. That is the lesson that
I took away is I suck a little bit.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
And that's yeah. You know what I learned the Cubs
one yesterday.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
I learned that too when I was watching the Tigers.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
As much as I hate to say this one yesterday,
how do you feel, NICs.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
He's the one that brings it up.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
The Tigers beat the piss out of the A's. They
won eight to zero. The Cubs won three to zero
against the Cardinals as Chota m Naga's back. He returned
from the injured list and delivered five outstanding innings. One hit,
three strikeouts, followed by a bull bullpen that closed it
out surprise, sur Price, Michael Bush, homerd and Pete R.
Armstrong executed heads up base running to bring in a run.

(20:52):
This is the Cub's second consecutive shutout.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, and it's you know, to shut out is big?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Why is it so big?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Cousin's just not every day you shut.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Out, that's true, but they did it two days in
a row.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's not every day.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
That's just two consecutive days, which that in and of
itself is crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
To consecutive shutouts. Like, whoa, I'm good news. The White
Sox did not lose yesterday.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, it didn't play, but they won.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
The listen protecting every plus we can get You're.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
You're trying to start a narrative. There wasn't necessary.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
They had just won.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
And this is what you're trying to do. Michael got him.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Do we get a will we get a new pick
in for the bulls?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
So Ferdinand, what you pick for the bulls? The bull
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Go oh the Ferdinand bul?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I thought maybe the guy's name was Ferdinand.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Okay, so here here's what I'm trying to figure out,
because for the life of me, I haven't figured out how.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
The NBA draft works properly.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Because the Bulls traded with the Lakers ten picks so.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
That the Lakers could move up and I pick it,
and then the Bulls.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Picked Lachlan Olbrich from Australia at fifty five.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
And what if the Bulls get in exchange for.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
This cash, what would have made more sense to me
would have been picks or a player, a better pick
for somebody you want, jump up to go take what
they wanted in that position.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Give me something more than cash.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Now, I'm amically owned team. You know they text us
if you know more about this because we would love
to help.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Or ninety five fifty enlighten me as to why the
cash was more opportunistic than picks.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Are player here?

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Because I feel like this is a lost opportunity or
is this just a sign that sell the team?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, just sell the team.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
You imagine if the Bulls had new ownership who were
like super stoked and.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Like excited to be here.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Bulls, You've got a fan base that is so hungry
and you just keeps you just in the taro, the
edging or the scraps.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Both Cubs to play the Aspros in Houston tonight. Giants
are here playing in the White Sox and the Sky
play the Valkyries at nine pm. Cubs seven to ten,
White Sox six forty.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
The Sky versus the Valkyries usually they can kind of
need each other. It's fine because Valkyries they're they're then
they're in the sky.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Now here's a bit only plug wi mares, no snaps today,
It's time to get plugged.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm ready, man. You came out swinging today. I like it.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Eight four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
We're gotta play fun to the head. We want you
to join us. You're answering questions. You take us as
a hostage. We can provide you one save and no.
When you get your questions wrong, we get shot with
a nerve gun. We take the gatling gun is down?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
What what what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
You haven't?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
You just didn't like two days because I.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Keep getting chosen. Oh yeah, true, I assure you.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
The Catlin gun is working just fine, and I will work.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
It as long as I'm not chosen. You work it.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I said what I said, and I stand by what
I said, all right?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
We're gonna give away those Black Keys tickets with Gary
Clark Jr.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Wednesday, September third, and.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
I guess we'll find out if Maria Curve get.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
It to work, get plugged and now Fun to the
Head on.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Are we speaking with Dave?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes, you are doing today happy Friday? Indeed it is. Indeed,
how's your Friday going? So far? So far, so good?
Well good. We're looking to make it. We're looking to
make it better with Fun to the Head today.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Up for grabs are those it gets to see the
Black Keys and Gary Clark Jr. Today, Dave, you are
answering questions. You're gonna take one of us hostage? We
can give you one save and every time you get
a question wrong, we get shot.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
And so who are you taking hostage today? Dave?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Michael? This doesn't happen very often.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Okay, the questions, I got the gun, I gotta stand
on my feel nervous now, yeah, you should be nervous.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
It is about to go down.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
She sits on the floor over there behind the gapling.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
We get an updated photo. Oh, Michael, Yeah, let's do that, Dave.
Are you ready for question one?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
All right?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
What horror movie is about a group of camp counselors
at Camp Crystal Lakes?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
The sound of music? I got to shoot?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yes, thank god, Dave, Datlin gun jammed?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
You got that?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
What surprise he's losing?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
He's losing Black Keys tickets? This might be great?

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Dave? Are you ready for number two?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Is looking down?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Let's go, Dave?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
What is going on?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
What book features a boy stuck in a lifeboat with
a bingle tiger?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Damn it, they're coming in?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
My god, that was my finger, Dave.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
The confidence in your voice right now when you're getting
these wrong, you.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Know to be when he first said when you said hello,
he said, I'm doing great what I've heard you first
got on? And I was like, wow, there's some confidence.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I like, Dave.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
You gotta get the next three questions right to get.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
The tickets to the Black Keys. Do you have confidence
in yourself?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Michael?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Do you have confidence in Dave?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Question three?

Speaker 6 (27:27):
What what crustacean do flamingos eat to gain their iconic
pink color?

Speaker 7 (27:33):
You have a saved Dave. Just a reminder, all right, Dave?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Amazing, Dave, there's a level of love that we have
for you.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Today, Dave.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
When I see you at Thirst to Day Live, because
I know you're coming to one, I am personally buying
you a drink, handing it to you and shaking your hands.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Or you are a gentleman of gentlemen. I'm gonna bear
mace you. Oh you're Dave.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Dave.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
We can't give you the tickets to see the Black
Keys again.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Clark Junior, I'm sorry, man, but what.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
We can give you I might have been my favorite.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Guitar from Amazon. Oh Dave.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Absolutely perfect for everybody else that wants to actually go
see the Blackies.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I love it when they play along. It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Get your tickets at Live.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
They should.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's time to York.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Out's a nerd.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yes, I know you love it.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I do.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Spider Man, Thank God, back to theaters and not the
Spider Man you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It's the first Spider Man.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Toby McGuire, Spider Man with Sam Raimi coming back to theaters.
Where you're gonna get Spider Man one, two and three.
And for Spider Man two and three, you know, the
deluxe DVD edition, that's what you're getting in theaters. So
the extra scenes, the extra cuts that they want to
add in.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
It is going to be there for you.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
Yes, Tobygure happening in September.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Three days in succession.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
September twenty six will be Spider Man, with September twenty
seventh being Spider Man two, and Spider Man three will
be on one September twenty eighth. Tickets went on sale yesterday.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I'm gonna be real, these are the Spider Man I
want to watch. Oh, I'm a Toby loyalist.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Oh yeah, Maria is excited about Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Now the Spiders used to around and now.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
You're just Michael.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Have you ever wondered, like, where did Spider Man originate?
You know, before he was Spider Man, Like what was
his story? And I just wish that we had a
movie or like several oh my god, several series of
the same story being told, don't you.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I've never heard of Spider Man not been around very often, right, yeah, yeah,
this is a new guy. Yeah, the same one we've
heard about from for years and years. And now get this,
it's not a new Spider Man in the theater. It's
a replay. No, I like that rerun. Give me the
old one.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
This is also like they've done this with Ninja Turtles,
They've done this with Star Wars, They've done this with
a lot of great iconic movies, and like, if you
saw it as a kid, it was a moment that happened.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't remember it, Yeah, I do not remember it.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
So being able to go back in time to see
it in four K with the Doby Digital SI, was.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
That Toby MacGuire Spider Man what have been fifteen years ago, late.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Two thousand or early two thousand, early?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, damn, that was a good sider Man three. The
third one came out in seven, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
So if you do miss the September weekend, there's going
to be another one in October with the same thing
happening over October, third, fourth, and fifth.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I really like this trend of putting older movies back
in theaters because I think shout out.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
To the theaters.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I think we're using them how they should be used.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Digitized content. Yeah, the sound quality is better. They go in,
they clean up, they scrub, and then when they're giving
you the deleted scenes or the extra scenes in there
from the DVD or the Blu ray, it's a new experience.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
In general, and you're still getting that, Like you get
to leave the house and go do something and be
around other people and like have that kind of community
ish vibe. Yeah yeah, yeah. But also it's an old movie.
If you want to watch it at home, you can,
you know.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
So it's providing the experience that we want from theaters.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Then the thing about being in a theater, you're experience
it with a bunch of strangers and you all are
going to experience it together, which is also an amazing part.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Okay, right, shoot that web.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
A Oh I was trying to harmonize.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I'm sorry, I know it sounds great. Okay, yeah, you
know what that is.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
That's that.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
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Speaker 1 (33:30):
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Speaker 6 (33:33):
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Speaker 1 (33:40):
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Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, bless you.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, just all kinds of stuff going on with that.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
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Speaker 1 (33:51):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Shut out, Loreene.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
You know she got that chainsaw and she's going to
need to use it in the Inevitable Human advices.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
A robot walls.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
From the front of the Inevitable human.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Robot war Causie, that's what I was worried about doing. Okay,
we're here.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm good, I'm good, everything's fine. Shut up.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
The engineers at Kawasaki are building something straight out of
a sci fi movie, a four legged robot called the
Corleo that you can actually ride.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yes, now we're talking. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
The Corleo walks, trots, and even gallops like a horse.
It's powered by a hydrogen fueled engine.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Uh. Yeah, so that's what we got. Oh my god,
could you imagine? Because I love I'm actually gonna sell
my car because I just don't drive enough in the city.
Oh my god, I could just gallop to work. Isn't
there a saddle for it?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Do we get a little Probably?

Speaker 6 (34:53):
It's really weird because like there is like a little seat.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah on the thing, but it's like headless.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
It is headless.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I need a head.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
But it's also very thick.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
It looks like those dogs in the Hunger Games?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Very yes, yeah, But it's just like the first photo
that came up is the animal the corleo, and it's
just the back end of it.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
And I was just like, why would you?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I was like, oh, you're looking at the back end
of the weirdos on the internet about horses. Ass you
know what I'm saying. All right, So Mike, he wants
to ride it? What do you what do you want.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You want to.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
No, this looks so cool. I've just pulled the picture
of how incredible. This is the coolest thing I've seen yet.
Doesn't can it stand up and move around? Can it walk?

Speaker 8 (35:46):
Like?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, I want one that can stand up walk my dog,
but also let me ride it to work. It looks
like a motorcycle kind of with legs.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's actually yeah, boasts of the combined attributes of a horse,
a mountain, lion, and a motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Oh, mountains because a good climb. That's kind of fun.
Go up stuff. Yeah, it can jump.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
That's honestly how they get you.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
They've got me first of all.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Boom that one's got God already you were taken.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Out long long ago by the robots.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
You got got by chat GPT, which is honestly embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You're a therapist, that's right.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
The video of this is why.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
It's just running through the wilderness with a person on
its back.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
But see, because they can run through the wilderness and
they can go up those mountains. Then you don't want
to do it. You're on the back of this robot,
therefore not gaining any muscle. Then they atrophy and you
just become a slob. And then the humans, well, the
robots rather have all the muscle that the humans then lost,
and then they win the inevitable even robot war.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
You ever let a cat outside and they want to
come back in, but you're like, no, you're just not,
so you keep the door shut and then they glare.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
At you through the glass.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
That's what stains outside sounds like to me. I always
imagine it being sung from a cat's point of view,
just trapped outside.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Wow, yeah, yeah yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Did you say you're on me outside?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It's a morning mush pit pit on rocking ninety five
to five, Miauki.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Speaking of you don't want to be on the me
outside next weekend when NASCAR hits Chicago. The Street Race
going on for its third year July fifth and sixth
in Grant Park. I'm so excited about it.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Let me real quick before you jump in. I'm reminding
everyone don't complain about traffic. We know the streets are
going to be blocked if you're moving around the Grant
Park area public transportation.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Or walk well, they had to close some streets already
earlier than scheduled because of that heat we had last
week was buckling streets.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Excuse me, Maris, You're not going to impede onmine nor
dear listeners right to complain that is like the most
funny thing to do.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I'm not listening. I'm not listening.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You don't need to listen to tweet.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Her complains directly to me at Maria Palmer Radio on Twitter.
I'm not gonna say X that's stupid, but you tweet
it to me and I'll complain with you.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Y'all go ahead and have a little complaining part of
this what's on.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
I'm miserating. Let me tell you something. I used to
make fun of NASCAR when I was a kid growing
up in the Pacific Northwest. They made fun of you too.
It rains all the time. There's not really any NASCAR tracks.
And then I moved to Richmond, Virginia for a while
and went to some races at Richmond International Raceway. It's
so fun. I bet it's so damn fun. And those
cars go so fast and they flip upside down and

(38:37):
they crash. Oh, I feel like a little boy. So
I'm so excited. Saturday and Sunday next week. Saturday you
got practice qualifying and then the Loop one ten NASCAR
Infinity Series starts at three point thirty, followed by again
this is cool, Zach Brown band in concert. Oh, right
down there in Grant Park. Yeah, that's pretty fun. And
then Sunday you got the pre race entertainment at eleven am.

(38:57):
Leading that's the other thing that's fun about NASCAR is
it's all day and there's entertainment all day, and the
racers are out and they're doing interviews and ESPN's everywhere.
It's such a big deal. Sunday though, pre race entertainment
begins at eleven am leading into the Grant Park one
sixty five NASCAR Cup Series kicking off at one pm.
So if you live around the loop, it's gonna be loud.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's one thing I didn't realize when I never went
to a race before is those cars are screaming loud. Yeah,
I mean you need earplugs. Yeah. Generally, it's a two
point two mile, twelve turn street circuit runs through Grant
Park from start to finish. It's gonna be a blast man.
And grounds passes this year ninety nine dollars. Last year
they were two sixty nine. Oh wow, God, that is

(39:40):
a drop. And kids twelve and under are free. Oh
take so dope, take your kids. Yeah, yeah, so very cool.
And even the VIP passes and stuff for even cheaper
this year. Receives Reserve seats start at one ninety nine,
and then you can find out more with about the
premium and VIP options. At Rock nine, five to five,
Chi dot.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Com five ish things you almost certainly need.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
To know.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Here we're gonna get learnt.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Oh. Microsoft is getting rid of the blue screen of death.
It's no longer going to appear when your computer is
freaking out. This was all after the crowd strike outer
that affected banks, companies, and airlines.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
So now instead of the.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Blue screen of death, you're going to get an air
screen that is all black with a short message just
that tells you that you need to restart your computer.
And I got a feeling that won't be the only
problem with your computer if you're at that point INtime.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Right.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Also, that wasn't the issue with the blue screen of death,
not at all.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I'll be using Microsoft products anymore. Get yourself a Mac,
be an adult anyway. All the companies use Microsoft products,
like business like corporations, And I'm always like, this will
be so much more efficient and easy with.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
The one second I'm emailing you on my Lenovo.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Thank you, oh your think book.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
But Gilmore is teaming up with Subway so that you
can get special meals and collector's cups. The movie is
out on July tenth on Netflix and for an extra
dollar when you go to Subway, you can get that
limited edition collector's cup featuring Happy Shooter and the new
Feast face on the tour.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oscar, I don't have an extra dollar. That's why I'm
a Subway. Who was Oscar?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I don't know. I gotta look this if you do
that while I hit the third story.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Here a bee keeper unleashes a swarm on cops after
a traffic stop.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
This all happened in Spain's Funny If.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
The beekeeper was pulled over and was very upset about
the police stopping him for erratic driving and not wearing
a seat belt, got out of this car, said I
should have you run over, ran to the back of
his vehicle and just opened up where there were all
the bees. The cops ran away as they were being
stuck and they had to safely hide in a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
He was nabbed shortly there after fleeing the scene.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I found out. I found out who Oscar is. He's
a Happy Go Moore's caddy.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
His Christian name is Benito Antonio Martinez Acasio. Do you
know who that really is? In real life?

Speaker 6 (42:15):
No bad bunny, Oh Puerto Rican rapper and singers. That'll
be a fun cameo. Man, wait for this. Bad Bunny
has always been funny on SNL, so.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Very quickly for these last two.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
F one is expected to take over the weekend box
office as Megan Too and.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
How To Train a Dragon will be in theaters as well.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
And I believe Michael is going to see F one
in a five D experience at Navy Peers that correct,
it's called.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Four D X. Oh, I'm sorry, but yes, like they
have I was reading about it. They fog the theater
at times. Your seat shake it like when they start
the cars. Yeah, Like, how cool is that? That is cool?
I didn't realize we had a theater like that here.
So I'm gonna go. There's a lot of There's not
many seats available, but I'm gonna find one this weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You're welcome, thank you.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
And they have found the world's old boomerang, but it
doesn't come back archaeologist.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Why it's old, it's found. I threw it one hundred
years ago. Number found it.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Archayollowers found this boomerang that is believed to be over
forty thousand years old. As they were analyzing it, they
say that it doesn't hold the proper shape to be
a boomerang.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Hey, guys, that's a stick. A stick might not be
a boomerang.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
That's all there is to it.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's just that simple.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
This carved the piece of wood and just tossed it,
and they're like, it's not gonna work.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
And you found a curve stick and you thought it
was a boomerang, Like, come on, but it's a boomerang
that doesn't fly.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Hey, Michael, hang on, I want to see this.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Sharpe is a boomerang.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
That's easiest test ever.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Oh more, as we are ninety five minutes commercial free
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Speaker 5 (43:50):
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Speaker 3 (43:54):
Krispy Kreamarty must be on Rocking ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I'm for ruining that song for you.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Hot Donut, You didn't ruin anything. What about hot donuts?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
You're talking about Chrispy Krane?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Why are you talking about my donut hole?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Anyway, Nike A rock report time, let's get into it.
The Smashing Pumpkins have been teasing a major announcement on
their social media for about a week now, and as
of twenty five minutes ago, Smashing Pumpkins on Instagram have
said that it was kind of what we thought. It
is a reissue box set of Machina Cool. I mean, like, yeah,

(44:29):
it is cool, but like eight LP box set eighty
tracks total, reimagined artwork by Billy Corgan, the Machina story
written by Billy Corgan and hand poured silver and black vinyl.
If you are a pumpkin file, this is going to
be for you.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I don't file might not be what you want to
put a pumpkins there. Yeah, that sounds like you put
your dong in pumpkins, right.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
A smashing pumpkin file. No, well that's out.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Sounds like you're into smashing pumpkins, you know, but like
smashing like sex.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I just go ahead. What's the next door?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I don't need you to laugh.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I think I'm funny.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Did you tell a joke?

Speaker 8 (45:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Mick Rouse, the influential guitarist and the songwriter and co
founder of the iconic rock band Bad Company, has passed away.
He was eighty one years old. Uh that kind of stinks. Yeah,
all right, that's all I got. Ye. I'm gonna say
o rock stars Dave Matthews in town tonight. It's not
really rock. But Chris Stapleton in Stinking Yeah, dude, don't go.

(45:31):
Don't go on an architecture cruise today? Yeah? Or do
you can make history? What if they did it again?
Just they're like that would be allous to it.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I think they might get banned from the band.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Do you have an opportunity here to do the funniest
thing in history?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Let's see it and not everything you need to know
in the rock world and all the concert listings up
now at rock nine five to five.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Chr. Money talks not to me, but it does talk allegedly.
It's morning mash' been on rocking ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Mikey, last little bit of my money cries to me. Yeah,
I yell into my wallet and hear it echo back
to me. Yes, text time, let's do it at four
ninety five fifty. Get your Friday texts and you can
do that all day with Walt Clinger, Pat Capone or
anybody on the weekend. By the way, keep the station
on all weekend. A lot of you are already doing that,

(46:23):
but man, we are a station to roll your windows
down and just blast while you're grilling and stuff. And
you can always text us eight four four ninety five
fifty From the text, Dave says, can you guys put
fun to the head on Instagram? Please? Yes, there is
a video up right now with Maria with the gatling
gun shooting, but a fun fun to the head today.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna chop up some audio and make that
even better.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Basically, dude got the questions wrong so I would get shot.
He sacrificed black keys, tickets, That's the way he did.
It was so funny, is it, Dave? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah, good job, Dave. You Maria smile today. Damn it?

Speaker 4 (46:55):
You really did.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
My nips hurt from taking shots from the two one,
and I literally cover my mouth with a sheet when
I sleep for fear of swallowing a spider. That we
were always so talking about things you think are true,
as like normal intelligence that aren't true, that bats are blind. Yeah,
there's another one. I don't know well, the fear of
follow that we swallow spiders in the middle of the night.

(47:19):
It's not there. I thought I had one. I really
didn't look.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Your face as you were searching for it.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I'm trying to surround to it. I can't remember any
I could.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Just pull it up.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I have it right here, Okay, cool you do that.
From the seven to seven three, sending birthday wishes to myself.
Happy birthday, Tony.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Cracking your knuckles does not cause arthritis.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
One yeah, things like that. I remember the things that
I say on the radio. I was like six am,
it's Friday. We all came in a little see. Tom says,
I would like to leave a compliment for the always
beautiful Maria Palmer. Maria, you have the hottest personality on
the airwaves in the world. Congratulations, keep up the great job.

(48:06):
Love it until next time.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Happy trails ignored, but okay, thanks guy, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Tom Sun maris something No, don't no, don't force it.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I don't want no.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
And finally, from the sixt' three to oh Freelance wrestling
is phenomenal, definitely action packed. Every wrestler puts their heart
and soul into the characters and matches. Matt Nicks is
a hell of a guy and a promoter. You'll enjoy it.
Stone nor sloshed, have fun, Maria. I will logan square
logan square tonight. Yep, you can see Maria Palmer and wrestling. Yeah,
you can see wrestling. Are you gonna get up in

(48:41):
the ring?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Mom, that'd be pretty funny. Look, they'd use you like
or like a little person they throw you have ever
seen those wrestling matches? Have you seen them wrestling matches?
You're little Jesus Christ?

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Why anyway?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Moving right along? You can always text us eight four
four nine, five nine fifty anytime. Right here, I'm rock
ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Boys, it's been a hell of a week, and you
deserve some reward. And I can't really afford a pizza
party or like I could, but I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, we could go to Little Caesars or Nomina.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna out corporate chill, the corporate
chills and just give you verbal praise.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Maris.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Yep again this week I got called out because I
bought a Nintendo Switch when I need newtai yours ac unit,
A boy, Marris.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
It's been a hell o week, the boy Marris, it's
been a hell we Hike Gig started my.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Hot dog review series on social media fun Delicious and
it feeds you. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it,
so I'm gonna go get the hot dog after the show.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
A boy, Mikey, it's been a hell of a week Bad.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
The Boy Monkey.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
It's been a hell of a week.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
We've had human robot wars and bad news bears, and
we've said a lot of jokes and talked a lot
of crap. But I think by far my favorite moment.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
This week with Dave absolutely throwing fun to.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
The head girl Marie, it's.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Been a hell of a week.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
On the morning marsh bit, it's been a hell of
a week.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
That was beautiful.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
Next week, we've got a lot to look forward to
because you know what's coming back kids.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I had to reach over and give a keyboard. Can
you give me a dump dump dumpkin?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I don't know than.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
But it's also a four day week because fourth of July.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Is next week and Numb're on vacation.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Yeah, we got a lot going on, so it's going
to be an action packed week. If we can't look
forward to being back with you, but just know it's
going to be lower. I think another chainsaw next with
that man Walt showing off all her skills.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Maria the Pianist, it's a big penis