Gen Z Dating, Robot Problems, and Stadium Food Wars

We start with the Gen Z dating experience, which honestly sounds less like romance and more like a group project with trust issues. The Human vs Robot War keeps rolling because technology still refuses to mind its business. Rock News brings the loud headlines you need.Then we ask the hard hitting question America deserves, who farts more? Men? Women? Kids? Dogs? Somebody in the room has to tell the truth.Plus, we break down the best stadium foods for 2026, because the game is cool, but let’s be real, half the reason people show up is for the food that costs more than their first car payment.Dating drama, robot nonsense, rock news, gas attacks, and overpriced stadium snacks.That is Morning Mosh Pit behavior.Stream it now.#iheartradio

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Just whenever you want. Yeah, okay, there we go. Thank
you for turning the microphones on today, Marris.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It was actually a beautiful second of silence before the
show started.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Maris has not had silence since we walked into this
room about an hour.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It was glorious silence.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
That sounds terrible that my thoughts start thinking and then
things go downhill real quick.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Good morning, it's the morning mash. But I'm rocking ninety
five or five. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Maris, I'm Michael. Why are you so upright now?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Because the Cobs won? Did you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
My god?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
First of all, I'm so tired. I almost forgot to
bring that up. Uh, Maris, Yeah, did you stay up?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
I did? What a game?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Because I got to I got to the fifth inning
and I was like, all right, I'll roll over, wash
the rest in the morning. I'm my way in And
I rolled over and saw the score in the eighth
and I was like, sucks up.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Baby, yeah crazy, And I was like, I honestly thought
they're gonna win that game, and then something happened.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
They didn't win.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Brow we don't have to talk talk about it. We
can save it for sports.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I had a bed in for Pete caram Strong to
hit a home run and I was like, man, I
hope these gets over early. First pitch home run, I
was like, Wow, that's money. Okay, that was easy. Yeah,
and then you know, and then they close it out.
By the way, Socks fans, I do feel for you
a little bit. That's ah. That's a bad way to
get beat. That's a bad beat, especially at Wrigley with
all the pressure. By the way, these games just mean

(01:23):
more rub it in some Well I'm not rubbing it in.
I'm just saying I feel it, dude. That's about it.
It's like, all right, okay, fine, then screw all of you.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Cubs obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
It went up to the cloud and you can't get
it down.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
And nobody understands the cloud. It's a mystery.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I've been trying to learn empathy merits.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That is an incredible sentence.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
How's it going, Michael, Well, it.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Was going good until you put me down for it.
Chow Cubs White Sox fans can.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Get you to apologize right now.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Here's the thing. What happened last series?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, I know, the same thing could happen. Clubs won
the first one, socks one. That's next two, except that's
not gonna happen. But that's okay, Maria. Did you see
the fight? No, there's a huge fight in the bleachers there,
my attention, they were brawling.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Did you forget we're doing? Yeah? I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I'm just a little excited, well distracted. It's a sixty
six degrees out right now, Hi have eighty one today,
gonna be cloudy throughout the day and a chance of
a thunderstorm rain actually during the Crosstown Classic game tonight,
so but not not anything serious. It'll be a sprinkle,
So have some fun, go out there. It'll keep the
temperature a little low. But the humidity's back again today.
So yesterday, did you go outside yesterday?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It was, Gordon Howe? Was that the nicest day of
the year, maybe the nicest day of the year for
the year? On out too, don't I went to Navy
Peer and watched a little of the game at Harry Carey's.
The trees at Navy Peer, the leaves are already off.
Stop talking whether for tomorrow is just gonna be cloudy?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Looks pretty good.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Pressure all right, let's talk about some gen Z nightmare dates.
Being a socks fan on the way next, I'm kill
I'm gonna kill him. Gen Z is out here sharing
nightmare dating experiences to let you know that it is
hell out there for everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh good, it's not just me.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, it's not just you, Maria.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Everybody's struggling together. This first one was trying to plan
a date with a guy on tender and I suggested
drinks at a restaurant with a nice few. He agreed,
but bailed about three to four hours before the date
because he didn't have any money in his account for dinner.
He asked me, He asked me, would you want to

(03:45):
smoke on the beach instead? Like, no, dude, I don't
want to smoke on the beach with a stranger as
a first date, because you're broke.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
If you want to date quality women, get a job,
have something going on, all you need is one thing.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
You would be surprised the number of accomplished women that
don't really have the self esteem to go for equally
accomplished men and will take on and vice versas.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I think the play is missed. It's not canceled. It's reschedule. Well,
if if you've.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Got I don't know, if you say don't have any money,
it's like final lady, Yeah, Maria, you could speak to that.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, you don't say everything, just like, hey got some
stuff you don't. I agreed to reschedule. Can we meet
in about a week or two? And then you go
out on the date. Don't admit you're broke right out
the gate. That's gonna set a terrible precedent.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
But then again, now you're covering for something that somebody's
gonna find out eventually.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Anyways, I mean, she'll find out later and it could
be a cute story, or you can get out of
that relationship.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
But don't you know.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
We can on this for hours, keep going, but I
want to hear the next the same same, damn it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was on a date by myself, a little self
care at a nice restaurant, and the busser asked me out.
I said yes, and we started hanging out. He never
made a move after that. I figured, Okay, maybe he
just wants to be friends. I can do that. I
couldn't do it being his friend ment, being his therapists
and listening to him rant about how his family and

(05:21):
friends don't like him and don't care about him.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
It was like hanging out with e or.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
It was a huge bummer, and every time I tried
to be kind he wouldn't hit me.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
He would hit me with a no one cares about
Oh my god, I didn't. I didn't know him well
enough to deal with that.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, this has been an experience I've had and several
of my friends have had multiple times where dudes, we'll
just get a girlfriend instead of a therapist. We are
not here just to be bitched at, like we would
like a relationship that also gives us something too.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, we don't just want to be like your endless
void of complaints and same.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It is interesting that he initiated and then immediately pulled back.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Interesting. Oh boy, here we go?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is that crazy? How that can happen?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
You're gonna be okay over there?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Probably not. I've got to get it.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
If you only have like two more years to go,
Probably Maria, you're going the pace here.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Give it a solid five. Oh my god, could you
could you imagine what she would be like?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I am for whom the bells.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Holes eight four five fifty as it is hell out
there for the singles.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
If you want to share.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
A story, we'd be happy to hear it on text
eight four four ninety five fifty boy.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
If you want to hit us on.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
YouTube, Instagram, also up on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
You can share your stories there as well. We can
go through them and read them later in the show.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Because I got one for you. Oh, go for it,
Maris says, lie to your dates. That's from the YouTube chat.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
What are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
You can't tell the truth small some of the issues.
I'm just being honest out the gate.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, you're gonna get some white lies at the beginning,
and then we're gonna round it out and I'll tell
you all about myself.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Do you know they got their name from The Simpsons? No,
there's a fallout boy in the Simpsons. Huh oh, so
human of them to be referencing one of their favorite
shows and their bad names. That's not how Someone from
the crowd called it out, And they didn't even realize
it was a Simpsons references. Boy, just that we are
in the midst of an inevitable human.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Advice is Robot Wall from the front of the inevitable
Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
After the day many of us automatically reach for our
phones and start scrolling. I am one of those people,
But experts say doom scrolling and even dopamine scrolling can
quickly turn a few binuts of downtime into hours of
mindless screen time, effectively stealing our precious free time.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
We know, we know.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I think bo Burnham kind of predicted all of this.
The solution put a little distance between yourself and phone.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
One simple trick is putting your phone on a charger
across the room at night and turning off notifications.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's the head yeah, yeah, yeah, if I if I
have my chargers all weird so depending on where I
plug it in if it's on the other side.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Experts also recommend replacing scrolling with hands on activities like reading, coloring, knitting, puzzles, crafts,
or even building Lego sets.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Like that, it's just that there's only so many I
can do.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Look, I can only do so many puzzles and build
so many Lego sets and craft so many things until
I'm like I need to take on new information.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Then rotate, do a puzzle, do a legos.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You know it keep me off my phone? Sex that
would keep me off my phone. Well, Mikey, I've been
scrolling my ass off lately. Maybe that's the issue.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're like, that's the coping mechanism and you know what,
same b Yeah, so you know, don't be on your
phone all the time. Like, good luck.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
I know that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
My my I was trying to stay off my phone
last week and exercise more and stuff while I was exercising,
though still figured out how to have my phone on
reading something while I'm walking.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Read everything on the phone.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
My wallet is on my phone, including my ID is
on my phone. My music that I want to listen
to when I'm not scrolling is on my phone. Earlier
X was ex Hamsters on my phone. That's my dating life.
So that's going great.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Does that work for you?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Let me tell you that wheel speak. That's how they win.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
This one's news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot.
I'm just basking in the Cubs win real quick. Hold
on just taking it all in. Pc A you the
man rock Naive Chicago's rock station. When they lose the
next two games, I can't wait. We'll see about that.
Thinking about going all in today, maybe just for fun.

(10:41):
It's sign of rock news.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Speaking of all in.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
D Snyder of Twist and Sister has uh sort of
come after the Osbourne's. He was online just basically taking
questions from the audience, and he mentioned that Ozzie never
wrote any of his lyrics. He said that all the
bass plays would write for him. Even some of the
people in his band wrote songs and then weren't credited
on purpose. I'm sure they were paid for that, probably,

(11:08):
but they wanted it to seem like Ozzie was writing
the music.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
They got to have a career in music, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, well yeah, and they're not crying about it, you know,
as long as they got paid and or writing credit
somewhere down the line.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
You need a lead of a show.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Any thoughts on who might get upset if someone comes
after Ozzie.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I think there's a whole family of them. Yea yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Kelly Osbourne has come out with her own statement here.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
She says a D.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Snyder, this is at D Snyder directly tweeted at him
or ex at him, or whatever you call it. D Snyder,
this is your last hit. Sorry, your last hit not
to age myself was the year I was born forty
years ago. There's something spectacularly classless about d Snyder trying
to diminish my father Ozzy Osbourne and his extraordinary abilities
and achievements when he's no longer here to challenge the allegations,

(11:52):
Particularly when Snyder cannot claim to know the private reality
of my father's life simply by looking in. She doesn't
use periods from the outside or from hearsay from a
delusional man with a vendetta against my father, when to
the best of my knowledge, there were maybe they were
maybe in the same room once, if even at all.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Me things the lady death protest too much.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
You think she's saying too much.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
She could have just not addressed it and no one
would know. I mean, do we have eyes on Dee
Snyder's Twitter that much?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Or we got eighteen thousand funds exactly?

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Also, does she know the goings on of her father's
private life when it kind of comes to songwriting, especially
because those songs were often written before she was born.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'll take the other side of it, Okay, Ozzie's passed.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Why why are we digging this out? That's how I feel,
too sure.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
You start your shut up, your shut up don't.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Don't.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
There's no reason to.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
There's no So that's part of his story too. Hold on,
does do you have an album ready to come out
or something? Because that then I would understand the move.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
As definitely on the way.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, seriously, something's about to be announced. Yeah, so that sucks.
They're fighting it out. We get a little rock feud
going on there, and by the way, very exciting.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Riot Fest three day passes.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Coming up in the show today.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, Yeah, you looked confused for a second and I was.
I was checking to see where it is it's going
to be in an eight o'clock hour.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh, Mercy gave you a head for all the Rock
News had the consture calendar.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Just head over to Rock Knight by bye rock come.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
What is what? All these people fighting dust another one?
There should not be multiple people doing that. It's morning mosh.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
But on Rock ninety five to five, who do you
think toots more men or women?

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Women?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Men?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, come on, we got even split in the room.
Recent study out of Australia right down the middle. Oh
you crack me out.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
A recent study out of Australia aimed to get to
the bottom of who farts more men or women. The
anal expulsions of more than six thousand participants were analyzed
yikes through the use of anal devices and smartphone app
or fart phone app in this case. The study reported
an average of five farts daily from the group five

(14:11):
point two for men and.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Let's go with a solid seven point three.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've had five in the first fifteen minutes to waken up, uh,
women out to say, three point.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
One four point eight for women? Men y smelly and
you gross?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Is it because you guys hold them in more? I
feel like you guys are more sensitive to like not
just letting a rip.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
We definitely know how to get them out quiet.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh do you do the little grab the cheek and
spread it so it doesn't actually have the but it
just like kind of.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Sometimes you just got to sit in a particular position.
But you know what the real you want to know
what the real gross secret is? What long Jenna Marvels
told the Internet about this wouldn't whistle?

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Yeah, oh oh, I.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Can't make it sound.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah. It's not like a in your air.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
It's not coming out. There's no vibration to have. It's
not like al a grass between your thumbs. You know
cut in the air.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
I know what I'm trying Tomorrow, Mike is gonna weary,
Mikey g strings.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
So to track the scientist Jenna marbles.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, the part, the rumble, the sound she's incorporating to underwear, is.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
That what she's saying.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
She's saying that if you have normal underwear on, it's
gonna push cheeks together a little.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Bit, which is where you get That's where you get them.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
But if you pull your cheeks apart, you can't feel.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Then there's nothing that like, it's going to split any
vibrational tendencies that might be down there, and it's just gonna.
You're just gonna and I know it's gonna.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I'm intrigued by this, but I don't want to test it.
So I'm gonna say, good job.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Goddamn damn studio, and you welcome. Boys. Have you ever
heard one? I'm sure you've smelled one, but have you
heard one?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Well?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean typically we blame it on Michael. So you
have an out yeah, yeah, unloaded. Yeah you can get
away with it because we have a fart her.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
What's your secret?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
What he he's the room? I know you do. I
could tell if I got a crap dust, I'm gonna
be a gentleman. I'm not doing it to the two
of you.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
If you're in a fart in the studio and run out,
would it still be in the studio?

Speaker 5 (16:19):
No, I was here until I'm down the hallway.

Speaker 9 (16:26):
There.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I have to take a break. You know, I'm not
going to do that. I'm trying to be better for
you guys.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't want to No, I'll be by the elevator
lobby and if it's a clear scene, we're getting a
blacks off.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I want that microphone. I want skid marks on that baby.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
People have to use that.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Honestly, I would crap my pants if I did.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Oh, Detroit whatever our neighbor to the weast, Dorothy and
then looking at my head there they have a news
station there and the TV anchor had a little trouble
while doing a story on a beaver.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Marris, I'm just gonna let us speak for it's gonna
let the beaver speak for itself.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
Now they're ice fishing because everything is frozen and you're
looking for fat and the beaver.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
The beaver is the beaver is the most sought after.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
It is, Hi, would you do you think you could
eat beaver. It's fat, and then it's.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
This was on the Real News. This was on the
morning show in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I forget my name, my man's name, but he does
Detroit sports, so obviously I'm a little locked in.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
He's hilarious. He's the chuckle butt of the show. Is dying.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
This is the second time they set him up for failure,
and good god, just any discussion of a fat beaver
on man.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Okay, sorry not to like make turn something funny like serious,
but this one made me sad. The other day, I
actually did see a beaver. First of all, didn't know
they had them around here.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah, let's leading up to a joke. Yeah, it's a
long lead.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
We'll get there. Okay, just hold her, hold her hand.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Our face looks whether she's serious or not.

Speaker 10 (18:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Anyway, we were not in the water though. It was dry,
and that is the worst I hate to see dry.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Did you help it get back to the water so
it could be a wet beaver.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Can only help it so much, but at somewhere it
needs to find the right wood.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah, you gotta watch out for that tail to smack you.
I've never seen a beaver that didn't enjoy wood.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Beavers can be really mean. One grabbed my uncle more
and pulled him in the water.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Some beavers aren't interested in wood at all.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
It was fishing on the edge of the road and
grabbed his pants and pulled him in. At least that's
what his drunk ass told us.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
If the beaver's not interested in would what does it
build a damn out of?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Well that beaver doesn't tend to build dams at all.
It's just more interested in other beavers.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
So what's their purpose social aspect of it? Just, Oh,
they just socialize. They're cheering on the damn building.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, they're just beving.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
You know what's nice is the beaver's pelt as they
call it, first of all worth money back in the day.
And also what liquid and stuff just flows right off
of it.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah, it's waterproof. That's incredible. That's the best way to
put it. Water repellent, I guess.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Also, beavers have a scent of vanilla that they excrete.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
So is a fat beaver different from a normal beaver,
because in this news story they were saying a fat beaver?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Is that specific to us?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Kind of the fat in the beaver specifically making it
a fat bea well.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
And it also depends a lot on age too.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I mean some beavers really thin out as they get older,
but the young ones tend to be pretty fat and ucy.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'm going to say this Pit Happens is on the
way next, we've got tickets for you and Maria. Yeah,
you're a pitmaster. Oh damn, listen for your cute dog
and rock ninety five to five? Are we speaking with
John from Cedar Lake? We are howd th.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Morning?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
How long man are you? Have you recovered from the storms?
Everything okay by you?

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Oh, we just got power on.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
That.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
There's still a lot of folks out there dealing with
storm stuff, so glad to hear you. Gotta do a
little bit better there. But yes, thanks for joining us
and pitt Happens today.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
It's a lovely game where you get put in a
pituation where you.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Don't want to get kicked out, tossed out, thrown out
or bounced out by security. And Maria, you are our
pit mistress today as we've got Black Label Society tickets
up for grabs.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Are you ready, Maria?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I'm so read.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
This is going to go good.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
A game, fascinating music, to be playing behind this poor tonight. Anyway,
we are at the Crosstown Classic at m V which
we're we holding it a field. I know, I know,
I know, I know that, I know that I watched
sports all right. It comes have just unfortunately won the

(21:21):
first game of the Crosstown Classic. We're white Sox people
up in here. The people of the room are great,
and as you know, a brawl breaks out.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
What a brawl it was?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
And you see that's what I thought too. I was like,
hot dog, what a brawl? Because obviously you're there with
me and Maris and Mikey and we're watching this brawl happening,
and I'm a little bit fair old these days.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh no, we haven't noticed.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
And I see that by going down. I'm like, oh,
who's that guy that keeps punching? Because I bet he
can also keep town.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
And let's go wow, wow, the that's like the truth
from this morning when it's.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Like trying to toss my hat in the ring. And
I started approaching these brawlers like what boys. Obviously security
not digging that. They're like, why is the small woman
trying to approach the fighting? Then, and they start coming
over to try to arrest me. What are you doing
in this pituationkers? Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Umping in fighting on my all?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Right, I love the wingman.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Distraction of protection.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
Is bad.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Here we go five haymaker. Hey, making you.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Keep all the ones that are purely distractions out of
my way so that I get to go right up
to that one guy and I go, hey, what's up?
And he goes I'm married and walks O, and that's
fine and I live to bang another day.

Speaker 10 (23:02):
Well, I had no banging for you, maybe, but watch it.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
To John's credit, he's one the tickets to Black Label
Society over airham Ballah on September twelfth. My man, you
are all set, but we do want to know who
do you plan on taking with you to this one?

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Oh man, I'm gonna my wife or my cousin. Me
and my cousin have been to like six black label shows.
Show that's cool.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I'm you wanted some solid choices there, But John, you
are all set. Glad your power is back on for everybody,
yells head on over to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
All thanks to our friends from Live Nation. Maria. Yeah,
I know you love a good stadium.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I love a good stadium.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
We know them all We're excited to hear about some
amazing stadium food for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And is the sports girl here on Rock ninety five
or five. I'm excited. I hated to tell you about it.
All those sports stadiums, how we all collectively love them?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Bo I do there some of the best days.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Of my life This morning mash pit on Rock ninety
five five. We're getting into pre season football. These days,
baseball's been in full swing. I like it if you will,
And so now we need to know where we gotta
go to eat.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I'm going to quizzy boys on where these stadiums are?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, so number ten Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, Baltimore, Maryland.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's right, the Orioles. The season we started with an
easy book.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Oh my god, I knew the season at the Crab
Smash Tacos. Well, that's man featuring Candon Yard's signature crab
cakes pressed into corn tortillas, grilled and topped with the
crab consummee for dipping down.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
That sounds good, tasty, It.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Sounds really really good. Fenway Park in.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Boston, that's right, along.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
With the famous Fenway Frank the lobster poutine, a plate
of crispy fries, Luke's lobster meat, clam chowder and bacon,
served in a souvenir lobster boat.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
You need a lobster roll today or something.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I don't know if I want to eat all that.
Sitting in a stadium is the issue.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Oh, I'm going in. Yeah, I'll find a table to
stand at man.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
All right, PNC Park in Pittsburgh. Yeah, good job, I
know the yellow I feel like the rest of you
go get during the beloved real quiz. No, it's a
really good one.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
I'm having fun.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Ramonte brose am. I saying the right sandwiches this year?
Our chipped ham fries?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
You have no idea? A spin unloaded fries with chipped
ham and cheddar sauce. Hey, quick question, what the hell's
chipped ham?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Look?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Is it like shave?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, we'll find out and shutter sauce in the
Brickqua Dog, brick Cuba Dog. This a freak too, beef
braised onion and small street deli kraut. What was the
name of it? Chipped ham?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
It is pressed chopped ham loaf, shaved and sliced, translucently
thin on a deli meat slicer, creating a delicious fluffy texture.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
So it's shaved.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
That does okay?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That sounds great.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
See if you guys can get this one. Put your
heads together. Wrigley fieled In.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I never heard of it. Yeah, I remember something happened
there last night. Field people. A lot of people left
really mad from their last night.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I think all Chicago something. Their many includes the bow
Wow Dog of Vienna beef hot dog talked into a
soft bow bun with mustard sauce and sports peppers. Yeah,
how is it?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
It's okay?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Did you have the chicken and churros?

Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, I haven't had the yet.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay. Oracle Park in.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
That's a West Coast.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Francisco Giants.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
They can enjoy the Gilbert garlic fries along with the
Crazy Crabs, Dungeoness Crabs, Sami Torture, the new dog Donners.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Dog do they just take the Southern Mayor's keep hilling me.
We're only like halfway through the list.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Give me one more.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I want to guess another stadium target Field in Minnesota,
San Diego. Oh, that's Peco Minneapolis.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Uh, there's a double barrel Berger Red Cattras Bush Stadium
in Bush.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Stadium, that's Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
That is Saint Louis, Philippine and barbecue skewers and stuff
like that. Paco Park in San Diego.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, that's the sports shop, braised beef, short ribble.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
We got two more. We got two more, mom, you
can do it like you're the ones beating me up.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I am Mercedes Benz Stadium in New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
No, damn it, Atlanta, Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Two dollars hot dogs, five dollars beers. Yeah, Big Dave's
Cheese steaks and oxtail plate.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah. Maam, City Field in Indianapolis.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
No, city is New York, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yep? Sure, it's in Queens New York. And that's number
one home.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
And the Mets has thirty seven new menu items, including
the Queensborough's Kimchi rubin and you must try for fans.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
See it was a fun clue.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We got a great act that's just been added to
a riot Fest and we'll tell you all about it
next me.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Just Chevell, Chicago's very own.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Will be in town with Breaking Benjamin and that's absolutely
going to be an amazing show. Those tickets are available
for the Wheel of Rocks. Will listen for your chance
with that. But also big shout out to riot Fest.
Jet has added a new band to the long list
of great performers. Hopefully you have heard of large Mouth.
It is a teenage band and they won an opening

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act contest. Essentially, we've got sixteen year old Georgie, fifteen
year old Jeremy and Oliver, eleven year old who is unnamed,
an eighteen year old DiAngelo and sixteen year old Jeremy
is called Loudmouth, large Mouth Largemouth and no you forever
now say your first show is opening for Tool, just

(29:13):
saying you.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Open for Tools.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, twenty one pilots, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
You're killing it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
This is an absolutely amazing opportunity for anybody, and I'm
glad that riot Fest put this together. But seeing teenagers
basically went out a pool of over a hundred local
acts to be on stage. Wow, this is absolutely amazing.
And wouldn't you know we got a little.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Bit of their sounds so you can get ready for this.

Speaker 12 (29:42):
Let men, do you.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Like the water blogs pump if you want to be cheap?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
They sell like a lady want.

Speaker 12 (29:53):
Love this? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Ok?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, that's so good.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Absolutely amazing, gentlemen. I can't wait to see how this
set goes.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
That basis is insane.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I think I thought I read online that some of
these kids came up through the School of Rock.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
What a great program that.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Is, suit.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, this is awesome.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Absolutely amazing, Riot that's amazed.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Not only an amazing lineup, but scouting local tyne up
lineup of talent. Yeah, we got the scouting local talent
to get these guys on stage.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
And again, like you said, all teenagers, so cool, sky's
up for them. Opening for Tool that pierced the veil.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Doesn't get any better than that insane clown possing Alkali
trio Pennywise for punk bands, so many great bands, and
they sound like they fit at Radifest.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
What's the guy from Star Trek William Shatner, William Shatton?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
There you go, shot maaging for Star Trek. You gotta
reach for the hurtline from the Stack of Law. Well, yeah,
live ish things. You almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
It's a hell of a community service you that much things.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. We're starting with the
wheel of rock. As the summer winds down, we got
less and less concerts but we still got a ton
of tickets, So we're hooking you up with tickets to
the likes of Rob Zombie Stained Breaking. Benjamin all up
for grabs right now eight four, four, nine, five ninety

(31:46):
five fifty. Big shout out to our friends over at Live.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Zombie Stained Breaking. Benjamin must have been a hell of
a knight.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Was one hell of a knight.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know who's asking for Pirates of the Caribbean
number six, but Johnny Depp is apparently in talks with
Jerry Bruckheimer to reprise his role in the movie.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Did you say that on purpose? I said it.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I said Caribbean, Caribbean, Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
I think it's the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You say Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean. Guy Michael Jordan has a
new jersey. They'll be up for auction. It is from
a Game three of the nineteen ninety eight finals.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Game one.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Jersey already went up for auction, and they're expecting this
bad boy to fetch ten point one million dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Oh my god, I thought we were gonna say one million,
ten million.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Wow, that's incredible. What do you do with it, You
frame it, You frame it and put it up and
you tell people you have it.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's ten million dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'd put a flat screen TV underneath it with the
game playing on repeat so you can see that worthy.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm sorry, that's history, that's finest. That's like a museum
style stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
What do you want to know this thing?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
What do you do with it? Your man?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
A woman in Vienna visiting Vienna suits because she had
to pay to use the toilet.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
It was a fifty cent charge and she really had
to go.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
But she's very upset because the men's bathroom for their
services they did not have to pay. So she's filing
for discrimination against the city of Vienna.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I mean yeah, good for her, Yeah, very good for her.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, we got mint Crunchy Cookie Eminem's arriving at Walmart.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I cannot wait. I am a cookie fiend here. I'll
see it again.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Crunchy Cookie Eminem's arriving at Walmart.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
I will be in line for that.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
And let's talk to our man r V from Displaines
r V.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
How you doing, my man?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Hello? Hello, RV, big fan of your buddy mobile home.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, yeah, well, thank you for joining us RV. We're
geting ready to spend this wheel of rock for you.
We're getting down to the nitty gritty of concerts, but
you still got some good ones left. Let's see what's
out there. Oh joy, I feel like I talked this
one up because Chevelle, Star, Sat, Kami, Keiho are all

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going to be joining Breaking Benjamin over at Credit Union
one Amphitheater on September eighteenth, r V. An absolutely amazing
show for you to be editor.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
You should be.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
It's an absolutely amazing show.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
You can ask Klinger.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
I am a huge chall fan.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
We will we will call him right now on vacations.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Who are you planning on taking with you to this one?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well?

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Bye, law I gotta ask my wife first.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Indeed, dude, what's your wife's name? She's Farah era.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Aarrah And r V head and over to the big show.
We're Breaking Benjamin. Make sure you go and get your
tickets so you can be in the building on September
eighteenth one and not to be myth miss mythed.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Show.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Big thanks to our friends over at Live Nation. Coming
to you from then and now. Fun to the head on. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with
Sean from Chicago?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yo, Yo, Sean, I.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Go welcome to funds. That ahead, my man? How are
you doing today?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Always good over here, my friends, love to hearty.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Hopefully gonna make your day better with three day a
riot fest tickets as they've got a stacked lineup. But
you've got to answer some questions for us. First, we're
gonna get shot by some NERF guards. And if you
don't know the answer to a question, we can provide
you with save when you take one of us hostage.
And that's what we want you to decide right now.
Who do you want to take hostage myself? Michael or Maria?

(36:10):
I will take Malia hostage.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
My man.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yes, all right, all right, you keep quiet over there, Malia,
and if you need a save, you just get up Maaya.
You say save and she'll help you out. Question number one,
quite what famous muppet is Green plays the banjo and
once sang about how it isn't easy being green.

Speaker 13 (36:35):
That would have to be.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Okay, extra points for full name there.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Weirdly, you're like a kit had a deeper voice, and
I don't know how you.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Managed her that speaking a deeper voice, which Motley crew
member is famous for playing drums, dating Pamela Anderson and
one other very big thing Mary Tommy Lee hell a video.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Well done one morning, you got the tickets to riot Fest.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
And back to the future. What device makes time travel
possible inside Doc Brown's DeLorean?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
That would have to be the.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
No help for Sean. Well done, my man, Well done.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
He's got the flex capacity to answer these questions.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
It's almost like you went to the future and found
the answers.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Well done. Well Sean, your set.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
You got a slew of bands to be excited about
the riot Fest? Do you have one specifically that you're
most excited to see? I want to see Tool Baby
to a tool.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Together.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
So, Sean, you got plans on who you want to
take with you to this one?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Well, me and my wife just got married just Fataturday.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I couldn't think of anybody any better to bring. Oh
shut shout out that new bride yours?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
What's her name?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Lily, my beautiful wife.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Shout out to Lily and Sean. They're going to riot Festa.
Enjoy so many amazing bands, and you too can be
at riot Fest when you go. Get your tickets at
Ryofest dot org. Make sure you get that done today.
But more importantly, Matthew McConaughey lets us know why he
stopped smoking.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
All right, I didn't even know he stopped.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I didn't know he stopped either. But it's a great
story that's on the way rock.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
All right, all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Matthew McConaughey on the news Rock ninety five five Rock stations,
a little interview with Rolling Stone, and you talked about
quitting smoking weed. Now, that caught my attention immediately because
I thought that Matthew McConaughey was a.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Tooker smoke midnight smoker. Yeah, that gy and led it.
But he tells the story.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
We're gonna let him do it in his own words
because as no one else can, he nails it.

Speaker 13 (39:09):
It's also the reason I quit smoking weed right around
the time you sure we started turning hydroponic lott of all,
don't remember we used to be you could roll the
joint smoke, it passed around, everyone giggles, gets some munchies
and maybe.

Speaker 12 (39:23):
Runs off and tries to get some snuggle time.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
We linux started getting.

Speaker 13 (39:27):
This hydroponic stuff where like on token people, the subplots
could become unmanageable and people would implode. And anyway, it
was around that time and I was headed to it
was a night I was this particular night I was
headed to my own birthday party that my friends were
throwing that for me at a club. We'd taken over
the club my birthday party. I'm gonna drive myself before

(39:49):
I go on Buddy Hamlet's joint goes here. Man, I'm
told you have some of this sues super fun. Well,
I get there and I take toke the car. It
was not like the way I'd smoked before. I listed Janet.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Jackson's Best Way Love Goes twenty four times.

Speaker 13 (40:04):
When I finally got out of the car to go
into my birthday party, no one was in there because
it was over. They had all left because I sat
in the freaking cars man.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Okay, but also you need one good friend to be
like the hell is Matt, let me go grab.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Him from the car.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
They're having a good time without him, or they saw
he was having a great time without that.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Like wow, he's really into that, Janet Jackson saw.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Which I get. Janet Jackson's incredible.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
That goes. Do I know that one? Yes?

Speaker 9 (40:35):
You do?

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Okay, maybe yeah. Have you ever been too high to
function in public?

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Early on, when you first start smoking, you always wonder
if everybody can tell, right, was like, can they do?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
They know? No, nobody's panted.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh no, no, no, there was one time people knew
I was a little earlier on in my smoking crew.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Now I can't even imagine even getting this stoned again.
My tolerance wouldn't allow for it. But in say, I
think around twenty seventeen ish, No, this had to be
twenty nineteen. Actually, I'm at my friend's apartment. We're all
getting ready to go to a restaurant, and we're like, hey,
let's smirk a little something, make our food taste a

(41:16):
little better.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Yeah, what's up.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I'm like, hell, yeah, let's go. And I hit this.
I think it was a dab. Oh, I think it
was actually a bong.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Because I didn't know what I was doing yet, and
so I hit it dude rearly. So we had like
bench seating, and then like there were two chairs of
the tables. The boys sat in chair, me in this
other chick.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Real quick, I think it was a dab. Was there
a torch out? I can't remember well, I don't remember. Okay,
I got really stone no no. I had to lay
down on the bench. I was like, I can't move.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I straight up don't know like what they were talking
about the whole time, Like I know, the server came by.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
They were like, she's good, and I was like I'm good.
Just keep going.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Long story short. First time ever I got a bob.
It was a bunch of us around a coffee table
and we were on our knees around the coffee table.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
I took a rip.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
It knocked me out. I passed out, fell backwards. When
I woke up, I was coughing really hard and scared.
So I ran for the sliding glass store that was closed.
Nice and if you've seen a picture of me, I
look like a bird kind of.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Hold up, but I knocked myself out. I stand up again.
I pulled the sliding glass over and run right through
the screen.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I'm proud a more ron.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I wish I had been there.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
We got I was with my friends and we went
to Amsterdam.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
But we got there just before closing time, or what
we thought was closing.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Time for a lot of places, so we blazed.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
He went through some blunt just some time, and then
we're like, damn it, now we gotta go find food.
So we're wandering around Amsterdam and we get to a
crosswalk and we were there for probably about ten minutes
and the.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Light never changes.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Cars are just going by and I'm like, I'm just
going to cross me Like, Matt, you are international right now.
You don't do anything stupid before you go out there.
And then we start getting people behind us and they're
just lining up and everybody's talking.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
It's like, Oh, I wonder why this life's taken so long.
It was activate.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
You had to push the button so let the signal
know that you wanted to cross the street. So yeah,
we should not have been in public, but we also
want to hear from you because we share token experiences.
Eight four four ninety five fifty as We're ready for
ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
So nice of Rob Zombie to write a song about
Herman Monsters Car from the classic family TV show The Monsters.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Fantastic Show, Make good Night on TV Land, What's Up?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
National broadcast before the Hell Yeah crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Right, Those those were the days It's Morning Mush. But
on Rock ninety five five boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
No, let you handle it.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
What a night it was at Wrigley last night. What
a roller coaster of a game. I thought, Boy, I thought.
I at one point was like, we're gonna lose this game.
In the eighth, I was like, we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Lose this game.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
I thought it was signed, sealed and delivered by the Socks.
I did at a certain point.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I well, here's the thing though, and this is what
I tell what I was saying to myself. You can
never you can never count the Cubs out. Like the
bats are hot. The team is good. You see pee
Crow Armstrong gets up first first pitch, hits a home
run and then ends the game with a grand And
do I say, very grand a slam?

Speaker 5 (44:37):
You sure did? Oh here it is in your voice.
Was a little little of that.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
That's joy.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
Walk shut up in the chat and Cubs knock out
the Socks. And two, I want to win, and I do?
I sat Homer ended it put older.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I said this earlier. I do feel bad for Socks
fans because that is a horrible beat. If you were
at Wrigley last night, because here's the thing. You start
getting cocky in the middle of these games, right, the
socks go up. Now we're at Wrigley, we're Socks fans
and we're gonna win and your place.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Guess what, PCA had another idea. But it sucks.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
It does suck, but good for Cubs fans and another
big game tonight, here's the thing. And then you guys
are going Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, we're going Wednesday. I love this. I love the
cross sound classic electric, Yeah, absolutely electric, and I expect
that for the next two games. Although I'm just gonna
say history is going to repeat itself. You think Socks
are about to just put uh huh put a hurting
on it, it's coming down.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Well, I'm putting in bets already. And it turns out
the Cubs are huge favorites tonight as well. Crazy new
guy that we got just a picture we just got
from the JS. Yeah, he's gonna be out on the mound,
so that should be. He's a little inconsistent, but we'll see.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
It should be another good game. I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I've been trying to get you to Gambles please you
would love it.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
And I'm I'm making so much money.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Well now that I'm going I made one hundred dollars
last night for watching a game.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
If you, I mean, if you follow him, he's on
a hot street. I do win a lot.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I'm specifically not following Mike a lim.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Here's my bet that I've been doing over the past
two weeks. I've done the same bet. Okay, well, I've
done a number of them, but this is the same
one I do every time Cubs money line. Yeah, Pete
crow Armstrong hit and Nico Horner hit. That's all they
gotta do. You think those two guys are gonna get hits?
How about two or three hits in a game? And
then if the Cubs win, you win and you cash.
Boom done.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I know what I am gonna do. Let's go all in.
You should you know what I'm to foot around? Baby?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Okay, so what are you calling all in? You gotta
make a DraftKings account. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
We'll figure that out once I learn how to navigate it.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
We're still growing, but I will be all in whatever
it is.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
I mean, yeah, you can.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
You can call ten dollars all in, or you can
call twenty dollars all in.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Chris, And That's what I'm going to do. Want before
get risky with it.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
But if you do a bets boost on, like a
home run bet on like ten bucks pays one hundred
or one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
So first I got to win that PCA home run.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
It hit for me last night twice twice.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I'm hearing all in PC that's morning natch bit on
Rock ninety five five. The things that we look for
and partners obviously change as we age, as they should
correctly speaking, I.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Have traits that are embarrassing when you're young, but are
attractive when you're older. Helping your parents with anything.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Oh yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Cute when you were younger too.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, I mean if you if you were that tyrant
and you were like abusive to your parents.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Yeah, no, kiddays, it's crazy genuine enthusiasm. Teenagers think liking
things isn't cool, adults don't. Even if you don't share
a passion, passion is attractive.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
If you can talk for ten minutes about something that
you absolutely love, I'll dive in.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Oh my god, I want to speak to all the
teenagers real quick. No, you are not cool.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
No, don't talk to teenagers.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
You're cool.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Don't talk to you. Stop you're going to grow out
of it. No, don't pretend to be cool. I don't
like the way you phrase it.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I don't want you talking to and your model.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
The only the only place I've ever heard that was
the judge that you stop over there.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I love when a nerdy boy is talking about his
little nerdy passions. Looking younger than your actual age. At eighteen,
people thought I was fourteen. At thirty, people thought I
was still in my early twenties.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Not to brag, yeah, I think the sales team thought
I was twenty six, so they were a little surprised
to find out I was turning forty this year.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
You've spoken to the sales team.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah, I talked to them, every sales team.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
That's real question. Man.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
The downside, though, I will say to that, is that
you don't get taken seriously by default.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
They assume you're that's that thing. That's just the thing
I deal with.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
So well, when you look that good dog, A big
problem over here.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
The one trying business. I'm trying to get down with
you with some pills.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
He just took training, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
I'm trained. Wow, early bedtimes, Oh my god, I passed
out at eight yesterday, I passed out.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Six thirty baby, I was in bed.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I passed out right about eleven o'clock. After the Cubs
won and a big win out at Wrigley.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Field up, I rolled over and watched it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yes, shut out, Michael Safety. I grew up in a
world where we were embarrassed to wear helmets and knee pads.
Now I find it embarrassing that older people will risk
their health and safety for a bit of shallow van truth.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Not wearing a helmet.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
When I was a kid at helmets were laying. This
skull is thick enough, and I love scars.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
So there's the ground of fears bears skull. He's got
a skull like a bear.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I'm aware the helmet hashtag protect head. Yeah, it's being
nerdy passionate about stuff. I kind of already touched on that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Done sobriety seriously, That eighteen to twenties is a social nightmare.
Not drinking. You're the weird one and need to explain
yourself and defend your choice.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
That was me.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Yeah, I mean I didn't drink when I was young.
I couldn't keep up with my friends.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
They started drinking before me and I go to a
party and have a couple of beers, and I'd like
fall asleep at a corner, and I got tired of
doing that, so I just stop drinking. I just go
hang with them. And then I moved to Colorado at
like thirty years old. Anybody knows about the town called
Fort Collins. They call it the Napa Valley of Beer,
and I learned to drink beer.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Being genuinely kind, being a plan ahead kind of person.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Spontaneities fun too, can, but planning ahead is also crucial
for our time schedules.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I like that for me personally because I am the spontaneous,
but like I can pretty much only work in the moment,
so I someone that can, I don't know, make sure
that we're going to stay on the rails.

Speaker 9 (51:05):
You know.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Oh boy, you're welcome, by the way on the rails.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
And I really appreciate your meriss. Being financially responsible.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Yeah that's good. Put it in a wind.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Being diligent one when it comes to household tasks and
just in.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
General, I gotta take the garbage out.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
How about this one a weekend with zero plans.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Let's go, I got plans. We're going to know what
I mean if you don't got plans, and we got plans.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Not you guys against us, Me and ex Hampshire have
plans this weekend. Those news headlines sure can get you
down almost too much, guys, not, it's not.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
It turns out all versions of bear are bad news today.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Yes, he's battuse beers.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Nearly ten years after a Florida teen vanished in the
middle of the night, detectives turned to psychics for help.
Oh good, okay, Miss Cleo was called in. Psychics are
the Florida men of detectives? Six dead, including suspect in
series of killings in Michigan.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
They caught the culprit.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Huh, just keep traversing through that city. Student and teen
gunmen dead in rare Philippin school shooting.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Officials say, I'm sure they'll do something about it.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
For once, something in the Philippines made in the USA. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Florida said to carry out thirteenth execution this year in
nation's busiest death chamber.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
What's happening in Florida?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
A lot of executions. It turns out the psychics predicted this.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Have you been to Florida?

Speaker 11 (52:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
All of it.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I think we got some good news here on the
phone lines. We got Howard live on the radio from uptown.
Wanted to talk to Michael this morning. What's going on, Howard?

Speaker 11 (53:12):
Michael, Yeah, yeah, things, dude, cub sways fan, you know what? Okay,
the Socks are having a great season. I got credit.
It was a great game last night. It was back
and forth, but the Cubs came through.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I'm happy, m VP a diplomatic you got that right
this time?

Speaker 5 (53:40):
How dare you?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I thought this was going to go differently, but thank
you for sharing on the Cubs. I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Were you at the game, Howard?

Speaker 11 (53:47):
No, I wasn't, but I was on the internet. Sweat
the Armstrong Michael, Yeah, bro, Armstrong, what a season.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
He's incredible. He is incredible, and you know, you know,
let me tell you the best part. You know, when
he went on his slump after the last Crosstown Classic
and that whole controversy to come back in at the
first game of this Crosstown Classic and smash a home
run and then win the game and send the Socks
Cam's driving back to the South Side.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
What a hero that guy is, Howard.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I'd love to talk to you more, but Michael's way
too happy.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Right now, and I can't. I cannot deal with this
very quickly.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
The Cardinals, by oh my god.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
That amazing.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
It's time to dark out, Maria.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I'm about to solve all your dating problems right now.
Thank God tells us that gamers make great partners because you.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Just you don't got to deal with them.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
So games, video games can require strategy, patience, communication, quick thinking,
and willingness to keep trying even when things aren't going
according to plan. So there's a whole list of things
that people have found in great gamers. One trick, they're
very smart. Yeah, you've got to be paying attention to

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different patterns and different things happening in the game to
figure out different strategies.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
You know what's really frustrating is when you're playing a
game and it's not getting any better and you can't
get anywhere in it. Do you just keep playing at
that point and just force it through, or do you
just go, I'm.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Gonna move on to a different game. Problem solve gotcha? Yeah,
and you figure it out, Michael.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah, you google it, Yes, you do play through ask.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Your friends for help, which is what we did for Starftbox.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
You also find cheat Yes, I see.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
What you said there.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
They see relationships as a team effort because they're used
to team environments.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Low maintenance. I don't necessarily agree with that one.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yeah, it's a different maintenance because I've met some gamer
fellows who are very high end about their machines that
they're gaming on. Expert problem solvers. Absolutely, you've got to
be able to look at a lot of different scenarios
and figure out which way is the way to go.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Tech savvy yep, just in general. I love taking apart
my stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
In general, they're resourceful and prepared for just about anything.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Just about it.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
You go split screen and then your relationship falls apart.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
You got to get a different TV because you can't
have screen peaking.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
It's about the screen peacon. It's about I'm gonna kick
your ass on split screen, and then you're gonna feel emasculated.
We're gonna have bigger issues.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
No, that's not a thing you better get, maybe not
yours on.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
A DAT And she was beating me in Mario Kart.
It was glorious, really sexy as well.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
You know, the only gamer I haven't dated was my
ex husband, and look how that turned out. Well, I
should have stayed with the gamers.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I'm just all laid out here because they're also thoughtful
and take charge here.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
They Yeah, they do like link.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Really no, he takes charge?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
No, let him finish cook Michael look hello, hello, ahead
and explain his big sword.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, i'd take cannon.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
I don't know that. We know you want the bag, Michael?
Is that a bad guy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
As we know though? Is that My real video game
love is Nightmare from Ceel Caliber.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
See, I didn't know because I got stuck on Zelda
and I just moved on to a new game.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
It's also Yoshi Mitsu, right gold sword.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Well, he po goes. I don't need that.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yoshi Mitsu and tech and right same guy?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
No? No, no different? Really? Yes is a foreign language
to me?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yes? I am absolutely positive.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
I have a translator on my phone.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
You're gonna feel ridiculous for what I used to.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
All right, Well, I might be wrong. I'm gonna you are.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
That's okay.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I have something to say and input on this conversation.
Real quick to go, cubs.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
You want to know how I know they're different characters.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Michael's Mike is off one of the.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Michael Phone.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
It's been a long day.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
I apologize in advanced Maris or I guess at the
right time.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
We are the morning most bit and we're sorry. This
has been a track.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
You gotta wait for that final hit there from seven
nighth Army White Strike, seven E Army seven ninety five
five Chicago's rock Stations, Text.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Time, Push Well.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Cool ninety five fifty Get You Last Minute TEXTA and
Marie is reading them today.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Okay, we were talking about bad first dates from three
to one to two bad first date. We went to
dinner in a movie. When the date ended, he whipped
out his twig and berries asked, well, what are you
waiting for? Get busy?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
I am so ashamed of guys. Sometimes that's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
And did you think that was gonna work?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
It was just foraging.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
There's get Yourself a.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Bell, thank both one hundred and gathering though, but four
seven yo, justin here. I followed in Mikey's degeneracy, but
it paid off at a boy Mikey.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
We went in money out here.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Well done A four seven Also, yeah, he's him still
ten dollars to one hundred thirty three dollars.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
That sounds like a home run.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Bet to me from two to nine, who doesn't like
a nice fat beaver. Beaver's best it is.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
It's my favorite animal.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Were actually with those vanilla scents they put off.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
I love a good scented beaver.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Good pelt Becky from Lansing says, good morning, my favorite
Brady of people. Thanks for the beaver talk this morning.
I really needed that.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Go Cubs, dame, right, go Cubs.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Uh eleven is not a teenager, Marris.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I was talking about the young men who made it
into the riot Fest.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
The conference. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I will take time to acknowledge the eleven year old
in that group next time as a pre teen listen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I have empathy for that eleven year old. Imagine like
you're at riot Fest when you're eleven. What's better than
that opening for Tool?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Yeah? That getting to hang out backstage with tools so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That's my point.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
These kids will grow up and be rock stars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
To be disappointed in things afterwards because he.

Speaker 14 (01:00:33):
Got to do Riot eleven when he got all the
other festivals go ahead, or he is going to this
is going to light a fire under his ass, and
he's going to want to be backstage all the time,
and he's gonna go home and he's gonna play that guitar.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Tell the heroin gets him.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I just want to turn the corner at the end
there for you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Speaking of drugs, I have a two stone story from
three to one two. I had nothing to do, so
I infused some olive oil and made a weed breakfast.
I had aarons to run, and halfway to the first
one it hit me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I went to the bank to deposit a check, fell
asleep there and they left me sitting for at least
an hour. They put me in an uber. I got home,
took a three hour nap, then went to my Apple
store appointment. Once I got there, I realized I was
way too stone to deal with it, so I left.
I thought maybe I needed food, so I walked to Italy,
ordered a pizza, pasta dish, and an appetizer and a

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bottle of wine, and ate all of it. I was
still stoned when I got home.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Let's go That's a day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
The name of the band that just got added to
riot Fest from Chicago. That is a group of teenagers
and a preteen is large mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Eleven is not a teenager, Maris.

Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
So you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Blend down and Georgia here. I'm upset. Nobody informed me.
Y'all replaced Maria with Malia. Keep rocking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Right, all right, Melia, and you know I shout out
to our new listeners here. But if you mess our
names up, that's fine. You call me Michelle whatever you
want to call me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Just listen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I'm gonna call you Michelle.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
That fine whatever. You just listen for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Rock Barack ninety five five.

Speaker 15 (01:02:11):
Hey, you know that song is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
About a girl? Interesting you that idea title? Interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Is there any other information about the girl?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It's about her? Y, I'm trying to who's singing about her? Well,
specifically this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
I'm going to bet on who kills each other first. Okay,
I'm gonna go with the Maria. Oh there she goeses
are down now, Mars is bigger. So actually my money's
on Maris. Mariss is the favorite, although she does have
this energy. That's how I was. This is all on
the YouTube. There is they are brawling, right, answer it, no,

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it's right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
With me now. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I'm sorry that we're ending this way, but we started
this way because we are trash human being, just like
cubs last night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
You're starting the same as your ending with a home run.
You guys are home runs. The Cubs are gonna win
again today. Maria is gonna gam start gambling as of today,
market on the calendar or tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
You're gonna make one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Way or another's gambling.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Well, you know you can do that. My neck feel weird.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
You tried to choke me. I got this new necklace.
I want you to see.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I got the neck for you. Oh my goodness, something's
happening here all in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Guys, we're done. Can we be better tomorrow? We probably
should be a little I'll be a little better tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
All be worse.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Think this song is gonna help either, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Goddamn show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I would wolf find a hand that would feed but
instead of using my own hands. And let me tell you,
Mama is hungry.