Monday Hangovers, Lonely Holidays, and Fake Funerals!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

Dungeons & Dragons, the loneliest holidays, and a man faking his own funeral.

Plus, the latest Human vs. Robot War!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, I think we're all tired for that.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, it was an event in my twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I would be out until three am the night before
I would have done jaeger bumps, tequila.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Who's to say?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
The list would go on, and then I would have
just popped my happy ass out of bed and gone
to work and I would have felt nothing.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Not announce what changed thirty.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, hey, wait till you get to four. Oh, you'll
choose not to drink.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I am the.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
First time at any do not drink at all.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm trying not to.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm not even I'm not It's not that I'm even
trying not to drink. I'm just like, all right, how
many times I gonna do this?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
For me?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's drinking fun and stuff. I love it, don't get
me wrong. I love all day drink, but it's the
whole next day that's ruined for me.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm like, okay, I have things, I still have
life to do here.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think the thing that I figured out is if
I get a slow sipper again, nice whiskey, nice scotch,
then like I can kind of coast through it. And
I don't get it. I don't feel like look shot
shot shot shot beer and I'm just sitting there.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Like I realized that I just want something in my hand. Yes,
so when I go to bars, I use alcohol. So
what I did was I just got a diet coke
and it just filled that little you know that take
my brain and I didn't even think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
See, I need to just no longer order a drink
for myself because usually what happens is I get to
the event and then I'm like, okay, I'm here, let
me have a beer just to like start the night off.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't need to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, you, dear listener, You're gonna get me a drink,
and that's so nice of you. But because you're gonna
do that a whole bunch, I don't need to get mail.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Fun surprisingly still fun big. I've had a great time
to Scratch, Yes, scratch, absolutely absolutely amazing. The food was
not a letdown by any means. It's all so goodhead.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Can I make a statement, go ahead. I've been to
a couple of since i've been here, only been here
a year. I've been to some suburbs, right, Yeah. I
loved the little strip of a town there in Forest Park. Yeah,
I would totally live in Forest Park. Yeah, what a
cute town.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Wait till you go one town over and go to
Oak Park. Is it very similar?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Really?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
So they're both right next to each other. So it's
too cool. Little suber so close to Oak Park.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Michael, that's awesome. Yeah, how fun.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, they they are like little Hallmark towns.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah. It was cute, very much. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
My Uber driver stayed, he lived there, and he was
telling me all the way back to the city. He
was like, tell me how great it was. Like I've
been the thirty five years, man, tell me how it
had changed and all this stuff. It just sounds great.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Is it far out enough from Chicago proper that like
if I go there in December there'll be some very
handsome lumberjack who wants to steal me away from my
big city girl job.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Hello lady, Hello. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You know you know when you're driving in Austin, Yeah,
that's the cutoff. Okay, Like one side is suburban, one
side is city. So you're saying, there's yeah, go hands
and jacket. December, we are the morning most town Christmas parade.
You know that's right. I'm Marris.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm Maria Palmer, I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
A lot going on. There's a right sports weekend, amazing sports,
oh so good. So we've got a ton of giveaways
and the Mariner's lost. Oh so we're gonna have a
where were we? What are we have? Game six? Game seven?
Game seven? Nowork at Game seven is surprise price. I
mean it's all.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Good man, everything's so funh And if you're having problems
with your websites or your snapchats or anything this morning,
Amazon Web Services.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Is having an outage.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
We'll get you caught up on all that weather man
in India fakes his death to see who attends his funeral.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You websites, India, snapchats, in your instagrams, all your reapplications.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
W C HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael
Hoody weather.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It is stereotypical Hoodie weather. It is forty three degrees
right now. I have sixty three today. I'm just gonna
be sunny all damn day.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I love it, man. This fall is awesome. And even
when it says going to rain, like we get this
bs where it's like three days of rain in a row.
It's like a sprinkle. Yeah, here or there. Fantastic, So
get out and enjoy it. A little cloudy and breezy tomorrow.
I have just fifty five though the temperature is dropping.
You don't see any Christmas stuff around yet? No, I

(04:17):
saw more. That's a target by my house.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
They have sheets, they're Christmas so I'm thinking about getting those.
They got Christmas trees on sheets my bed. They're like
warmer too than normal sheets.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Mikey, I feel like you should have a race card bed.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I wish I did. It have to be the longest
you're gonna say it has to be a limo.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Because if it wasn't, my head and legs would just
be sticking off both.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
That's not comfortable.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
No, Nike's RV bed.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
On the way in the morning. Mosh Pit. A man
in India faces his death. Oh he just wants to
see what people felt about it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Drama King go this.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Next rumor circulating The Pearl Jam gonna get back out
on the road very soon, even after losing drummer Matt Cameron.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
So we'll wait and see who they put in there
to play the drums. Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock
station in.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The morning martch but is on I love an attention
seeking diva.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And the seventy four year old man in India faked
his death and then he staged a mock funeral just
to see who would attend.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's terrible, Okay, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
How I fantasized about this though, Come on, incredible. So
he literally just wanted to see how many people cared
about him. So we asked some relatives to spread the
word about his passing. Then he had others. It says,
take to a crematorium on a decorated beer to make
it believable.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I don't know what that is. Hang on, b I
e R. What's a beer?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It is a movable frame on which a coffin or
a corpse is placed before a burial or cremation, on
which it is carried to the grape.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
He was pulling out all the stops. Yeah, he had
somebody carrying the casket.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, he's just.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Standing behind a tree like peeking around the corner.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Incredibly okay. So hundreds of residents rushed to join the
morning ceremony, which pleased him of course, and reassured him
that the community respected him.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I love this dude, he's insane.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
The shocking moment came when Mohan that's his name, got
up from his casket during the funeral at.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh my god, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
They asked him why he didn't.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
He literally said it was to see how much respect
and affection people would give to him.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
And then to make everyone forgive him, he organized a
feast for everyone afterwards.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh feast.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, No, I wish this guy was my friend. What
a creative fun individual's on me?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is going to fix that? I need Gibson Steakhouse all
week long? Right? Wow?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
If anything?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, let's go sweatpants.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
We gotta take Mike. You get to a shot.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I couldn't spell it or say it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's really hard. How do you say? There's a restaurant? Yeah,
so it looks like a Brazilian steakhouse. I love it.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
We're not we're not doing an ad for them right now,
so let's not.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
But in all things, have a roast. Yeah, like, hey guys,
I'm gonna a microphone. We're going to be here for
four hours. It is going to be free food for everybody.
Say whatever you want about do not care and do that?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Did you ever fantasize about, like, have what would happen
at your funeral? Oh, they're gonna miss me? You ever
get really angry, You're like, what if this was it?
What if this is like what knocked me out? And
then you have to have a funeral that you imagine
all the things they say.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
So in the funerals that I've attended as an adult,
I realized one thing. The older you get, the less
people show up because your friends are either past or
I can't. So the younger funerals, the procession line is
so long, high school, college, neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Tragedy, are still good looking in the casket?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, So like there's different levels to what that would
look like. But I don't know that I would ever
be able to put somebody through that.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
What's what's your ideal for you? Come on?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh it's loud. Yeah, this is damn near carnival.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, okay, we're not devastated.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Brightly colored beer flowings, drinks all over the place. It
is it is a celebration of everything that I did
wrong in my life.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
All right, that's money.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So that's when you fantasize about what about you?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Mikey Oh, I don't. Honestly, I guess that's gonna sound
so boring. I don't want a funeral. I'm gone, I
don't care to save your money. Funerals are expensive for families.
An me up.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
You never had like one of those moments where you're like, oh,
you're gonna be sorry, or like, oh, imagine the ula
gees that could happen.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Nothing, No, not really no, I've never really thought about it.
It was kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I don't think that that's weird. That's probably like healthy
and mentally, I can't relate, can't relate. One of two
things is going to happen. Either I'm going out on
top and that In that case, that's when I'm at
the party.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Hey, you know what, also.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Fine, and pail Met's got a way to go out great.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I think our.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Anyway number two.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
So yeah, either like that or or if I'm real angry,
oh man, people are going to be so devastated. They're
going to be crying. My worst enemies are going to
get up there and they're going to be like, we
regret how we treated her. She was actually so kind
and funny and hot.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I'm just going to stand off at your funeral with
an umbrella making people feel weird.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Just off in the distance.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh yeah, can you have like some really old photos too,
and maybe just like mysteriously lead them in an envelope,
don't explain anything?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Who did she know? Eight four four ninety five fifty
in all the morbidness? How do you want to go out.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Us your fantasy funeral?

Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
This one's kind of fun because I glimpsed it in
the trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu, which would be
out next year May twenty second, twenty twenty six, one
of the big movies I'm looking forward to. As I
told you guys, Jeremy Allen White will be playing Roda
the Hut. This is the son of Job of the Hut,

(10:42):
whom we know passed away and return of the Jedi.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Passed Away is one way to put it. Got choked
out by Princess Lea's how I like.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
The best way to go is this hot a big
fellow too. Now here's here's what's happening. He is a
big fellow, but you can see him fighting in a
pit in the trailer. So Jeremy Allen White was talking
about this he's just a bit of a broader but

(11:10):
still like a hut. He's like kind of like him
and the Mandalorian running around and doing adventures together. So
the reporter asks, so Roda can run, He goes Roda
can move very quickly. Yes. Interest. So I love this
art that there is an in shape buff hut that

(11:30):
is in the Star Wars University just kicking ass, you know,
like Jaba. He was a little bit of a slug.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
He got to the hut.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, moving around the hut. God, good good, Yeah, listen,
this is my ignorance. Is this a cartoon or is
this real life?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
This is going to be real life.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
So Jeremy Allen White is actually playing in a car
we say playing is He's going to be voicing. Okay,
that's what I'm just also going to be fun because
Jaba don't Speaklus just how to learn like that languge in.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
The Clone Wars the cartoon, some of the huts did
speak English. So I'll be interested to see how this
goes and what way they go. But I'm getting more
excited about this movie. Yes, Maria, is.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
There like a family job that these huts have or
is is Jeremy Allen White going to be playing a
hut whose dream it is to open his own restaurant.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
So if I've got it correctly, and call me out
if it on eight four four ninety five fifty. They
got money. So whatever side their side of the universe,
smuggling or however they got to their money, they had it.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Are they like the Kardashians. They just like market products
the entire time.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I wouldn't say the Kardashians, but if there was a
more evil on them, I'm just saying there's a more
evil level to the car never mind, Yes, come on over.
But also very excited for this movie because his name
popped up again. Ludwick is composing there for this movie,

(13:01):
and Ludwig put the score together for the Mandalorian in
general is absolutely beautiful music. So May twenty second, you
know exactly where I'm going to be, and you need
to stay here with us on Rock ninety five five
because next Amazon web services are down. Dude.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
There are websites having all kinds of problems, snapchats down,
all kinds of stuff. We'll get you caught up.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh fun to the head. Today we will have tickets
for you to go to the Halloween haunted ball. Oh
it's a big party you definitely want to be a
part of. Don't miss out on that. And apparently we're
all dealing with Amazon Web Service issues.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, things are starting to get a little better, but
Amazon Web Services is the leader in the cloud infrastructure market,
so a lot of things run off of their cloud.
Reported a major outage on Monday morning, taking down numerous
big name sites. They're saying that these are the sites
that are having problems. Uh, that's so, I'll check the sunset.

(13:58):
A few minutes ago, Marris is like, there's gonna be
a at sunset. So I said an alarm, thinking that
it would go off this evening.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
But the sunrise is looking phenomenal to Oh.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
You know what wasn't affected by Amazon? The sunrise?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Not yet.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Bezis doesn't own this done yet.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
The Website down Detector said that user reports indicated problems
at Amazon, Disney Lift, McDonald's, McDonald's, Robin Hood, Snapchat, t Mobile,
United Airlines is at the ground, flights, Venmo, and Verizon.
Why does everything run off this?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's maybe that shouldn't be the case.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Can we restart the computer and call it? What we
got to do?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Nothing like discovering a full monopoly from an outage.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
A government pokesperson told CNBC, we're aware of the incident
affecting Amazon Web services and several online services which rely
on their infrastructure. We're looking to restore it as soon
as possible. So it looks like they're on their way
to getting it back up. But this is something that
makes me wonder, like that one little thing there could
affect all of that.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, just just if it turns off, just if somebody
flips a switch, or you can get in there somehow.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I'm hoping that this is like a little wake up
call that we need to branch some of these services
out here of that. You know, if somebody forgets to
pay a bill, or you know, the electricity goes out
somewhere and then the generators run out, we're all screwed. Yeah,
you know, like I don't just want to be stuck, because.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
If the Internet just goes down, think about how everything
runs off the internet now, it's crazy, it'll be wild.
But lucky for us, it seems like it's all coming
back up. Things are getting back to normal.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
So hell yeah, we get to snooze that wake up call,
just like we've been doing for the last oh, I
don't know, however many hundred years and.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know it's one thing that wasn't affected, is us yet?
Rock ninety five five were your packages will be here today.
We may not be sane, but we're here.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
The packages might be underwhelming and small.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Who they are here already here, they will be delivered.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
We do deliver.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's about that time to find either all so we
can play Dungeons and Dragons with the Morning mosh Pit
m MPD and D looking for color ten eight four
four ninety five fifty Get qualified for a very legendary
Vegas flywake with sticks. They're going to be performing at
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(16:30):
Tickets are on sale at take Yourmaster dot com. But
we're trying to help you save some money. We want
you to go. You gotta get qualified first. Big thanks
to our friends at Live Nation. But play Dungeons and
Dragons with us eight four four ninety five fifty. Mikey,
what's that number?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Eight for four nine five Dungeons and Dragons A nag.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Rock ninety five five. Are we speaking with Dave? Yes,
you are Dave Eve. Good morning Good morning to you
and welcome to morning mash Pit, Dungeons and Dragons. This
is your opportunity to play the character of either or Maria. Yes,
hit us with a RecA.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay last time on MMP D and D. Either Or
dispatched to Masonovitch to face the ketchup cultists that were
on the Purple Line train along with us. He played
Rock paper Scissors against him. Not only did Masonovich win
Rock paper sister scissors, he wanted sisters, rock paper sisters.
He wanted so much that he punched the ketchup cultists

(17:34):
in the face. And now Chicagoans are free of ketchup
on their hot dogs. The ketchup cultists have fled the train,
and now we find Marius, Masonovich and either Or of
Dave on the Purple Line train, sitting in all of
the juices. Marius still a bit drenched and honey mustard,

(17:58):
Masonovich couple blots.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Of ketchup on him.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Either Or He's got that gray poopond still on his robes.
We're just sitting there knowing that the next part of
the mission we need to find the perfect pickle. And
of course we all know where we're going we say
it on three one two three, or Marianna's Oh and

(18:22):
therein lies the issue.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh god, okay, look at a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, And so we realized perhaps a disagreement is to
be had either or you're introducing whole Foods into the mix.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Why do you think give us the speech?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Why should we go to whole Foods to find the
perfect pickle to make the perfect Chicago hot dog?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I forgot my pain this morning, and it's just around
the corner.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Okay, you forgot his cane. It's just around the corner
as they sit on the train.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Very nice, all right? Will you be defending jewel or Mariano's.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I have to go with the Jewels of Oscar, Jewels
of Oscar. Yes, Jewles of Osco have grown up with
the Jewels of Osco. I know where the pickles are,
I know where the pickle isle is, and I know
the pickles selection very well at the Jewels Osco or
Jewels of Osco. So I'm ready to go, get in,
get out, and we can continue our quest post taste.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
So familiarity for the crown Jewels of Oscar. Very good, Masonovich.
That must mean that you're defending Marianos.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I mean, have you been in a Mariana. There is
no comparison at all when I can go in and
there's a full band singing on a Friday evening.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yes, the bars, the bards of Mariana's with.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
The bar in the liquor section, the offer would you
like a drink while you shop?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Is expensive?

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Kroger, for christ, yeah, doesn't have a Okay, So because
of the Mariano's tavern with the Marianos singing bards, this
is Mason.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh beg hell, great lawn deck, cold Beers.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's true they do.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
That is not the focus of the search today. Cold
focused on trickles.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
From the tavern, not a broken heart in sight.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Lucas compass and so we beat a twenty and if
oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
All right, first we are rolling for either or.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
To see how compelling his argument was for Whole Foods
thirteen thirteen, All right, that's pretty high for marius for
the crown Jewels.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Of Oscar three.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
And for Masonovich come baby play that burst one Mariano's Okay.
The roar of Dave prevails in his argument for Whole Foods,
where the gang will next, find the perfect pickle to
assemble the perfect hot dog.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh, gorillas in all of Chicago.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I love those pickles.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh my god, I'm sused.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Okay, Mike, he's gonna have himself a moment with a
gorilla's pickle.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
All right, Dan, either road of Dave.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Thank you so much for calling.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
In and thank you for playing Dungeons and Dragons with us.
You are qualified for the Sticks fly away, where you'll
get to see them at the Venetian when they're performing
January twenty third to the thirty first, all thanks to
our friends at Live Nation. Tickets are available at ticketmaster
dot com. He is a bit only blog. Will there

(21:42):
it is that time at eight four four, nine ninety
five fifty play Fun to the Head with us for
your chance to Wien Haunted Halloween Ball tickets. Geen, those
tickets those years is gonna be over at the Congress
Plaza Hotel on Hallen. Obviously there's gonna be as two

(22:08):
thousand dollars best Costume Contests. Oh yeah, that's a nice
prize prize. I saw like a highlight reel of this
thing over the weekend. It looks like a good party.
It's like it looks like a big, cool fun really
going to be a lot of fun. You got the
skyline in the background.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You said a lot of fun. Then I said to
the head, I like that.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
You can get a hotel room with this too. Yes,
if you're coming in from the suburbs, you don't want
to drive home after that, you can have a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You don't want to uber, Just go right where you
need to go and wash all that makeup off. Tickets
started twenty dollars. But when you are a Coller ten
with Fun to the Head, you don't got to worry
about tickets. If you pass our game, answer some trivia questions,
take one of us hostage, and we get shot with
nerve darts if we get any questions wrong. So Collar
ten A four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty Fun

(23:00):
to the Head is on the way, Michael, how's that
number go?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
See eight for four nive rare occurrence here whoa now
fun to the head on brock Teddy.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Rich? You are how you doing Rich? I am great?
How are you guys? We're doing fantastic? How is your weekend? Weekend?
Was nice. I'm saddest see that it's Monday. Yeah, and
we all are, we all are, But we're gonna make

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your day a little bit better. Fingers crossed with fun
to the head. This is the fun trivia game where
you answer questions, take one of us hostage if you
don't know the answer to one of the questions, and
we get shot with nerve darts on the line today
tickets to the Haunted Halloween Ball. You got a pair
of those. So your decision right now, Rich is who

(24:01):
do you want to take hostage? I'm gonna take Maria hostage. Okay, Okay,
good choices.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Fascinating choice.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
I had already passed her the gun because Marris gets
chosen so much.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I know it's nice to take a break. Light them up, Michael,
got those questions ready a ready, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Let's go number one, Rich, what part of the North
Side are you in.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
The north Side?

Speaker 7 (24:29):
On my hand, I'm in the area area.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
One for one perfect. Okay, here's question number one. Trent
Reznor is the front man of what nineties rock group Boom?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, buddy, well done, They're not just nineties nine inch
Nails is forever?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Seriously, all right? Question number two, What does I p
A stand for? On a roll? Jump to see what
you do? Rich? One? More right, and you got the
tickets to the Halloween Ball.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Let's go back in history real quick. What was the
first state?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I did?

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Just hay it like balls?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Wait, I heard what I thought?

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay, never mind that.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
What was the first state brought into the United States?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
He's a smart man. Yeah, you got you are one
hundred correct.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Nice buddy, You're gonna join us for the big party
over at the Congress Hotel.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The yes, are you gonnaddress as? What's your Halloween costume?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah? What do we got? I think my wife is
going to be and I'm gonna be a rubber chicken. Yes, yeah, amazing.
You have to come take a picture of us, so
it's going to be amazing. And yes, Rich, we are
also going to be at the Haunted Halloween Ball over
at Congress Plaza. Tickets are available at Haunted Halloweenball dot com.

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You've got the two thousand dollars costume contest, along with
DJ's bars all over the place and the most beautiful
skyline in the background. Rich, you are all set and
no tickets are still available starting at twenty dollars and
don't forget to look into that very sexy hotels all

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right there.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Planning a twenty twenty six tour to celebrate the fortieth
anniversary of their debut album forty years ago, Brett Michaels
and the Boys put out Look what the Cat Dragged
in Rock ninety five five Chicgo's rock station The Morning
mosh Pit is all.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
No, they could just bring back Rock of Love. They
really give us what we want from that.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Actually, yeah, Oh, Brett's hair will be on tour as well,
so it's gonna have its own bus.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh which wig exactly?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh poison. Poison is not going to be the thing
that takes out the human race. We know what it's
gonna be.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I think it's a robot.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's gonna be robots.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
We are fighting the inevitable human advice is Robots.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
War News from the front to the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yet another company in China trying to make robots that
look and feel more like us. Mikey calmed down, already
here we go, Oh my god, Okay, the elf v
one is a robot that looks as real as a human.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I know, I don't love it. I don't either, and.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Has quote self supervised AI algorithms.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
That sounds fine, I sure, what could get wrong?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
The robot reportedly has expressive facial features, moving eyes, and
synchronized speech. It can also convey emotions and understand human
nonverbal cues, which the company says can make interactions more
natural and engaging.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I just googled elf v one. You know, she looks
like a character out of an anime.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Oh no, can she make toys?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
It? It's an elf? All right? Oh I'm just about
oh oh oh.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, no, it looks like a Lord of the Rings
elf kind of Gladril.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Some people are going to really like this. This is
wild some people. Okay, I like stuff like this. But
she what does she look like? She looks like a
character from a movie. Yeah, she got like the elf
ears and everything. Yeah, she looks like Galadriel. What's her
who played glad what's her name?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Hate?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, Gladriel, the blonde one.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
You're saying, the elf queen. Oh thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
You know that in a few years you're going to
know people who have partners who are who are machines.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Basically no, because they won't be friends with this people
like them.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
It's gonna be a thing, which is crazy to think about.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
You nailed it.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's the one that's Gladriel.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah yeah. Sorry, Oh sorry.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm sorry. I forgot the names in a nine hour movie, my.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Bad, really obscure movie with not very popular characters whatsoever,
not at all.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It was it's the effort for it to feel like
a human is where I'm just like, stop right there,
just I don't need that. If it's going to be
a robot, let the robot do robot things and be cool,
because we are walking right into terminator level stuff. And
you know what, I don't want to see. I don't
want to see my man coming at me Ti whatever

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eighty three, the silver slim in himself and then stabbing
me with his made up weapons. I don't need that
in my life.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
And I'm about to silver slide myself over. Oh my god,
phenomenal at looking well.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Say, a TI eighty three calculator did make Okay, that's
not the ultro for the human robot war, nor did I.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Even walk us to our You know what, Marris, We'll
do this how you want to do it today. I
guess it's your bit now, So how about you tell us?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
You tell us how they're gonna win the inevitable human
versus Robot war.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Well, here's the thing. We're not gonna get there because
clearly Amazon has control over all the websites, and there
is just one plug that I've got to go and
get to to unplug it all and then we don't
have to worry about this. Jasus plug Dick's stones fire.
We're grilling outside, We're living like cavemen because I don't
want to have to worry about this. And I'm sorry,

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Maria my bado. There was a long lead up and
I was trying to get us out of there.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
But I'll forgive you at some point, but.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'm sure you won't.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's gonna take time, Okay. I feel very betrayed your unforgiving.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Tom Morello just can't sit still as that musical revolutionsist
over at the Goodman Theater has been extended through November,
So if you didn't get a chance to get over there,
you now have a little bit more time. It is
the morning mashpit, Marie. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, oh lord, you see, we do have to go
through the news headlines.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know they're not
every time. I know, I know they're not happy. But
we're gonna make them happy. We're gonna be positive.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Whatever you upbeat, We're alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Time for positive spin on those news headlines. This is
bad news.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Bears driver plows into child's birthday party, killing one injuring thirteen,
then turns himself in.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Happy end.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
That's your cars in the middle of the birthday party.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Bro, you're basically a hero wield.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Shield.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Not this cake caking kids. You literal homes sued after
presenting wrong body.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Oh that's funny. That's just funny.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
That has happened more often than anybody cares to talk about.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
That doesn't look like aunts, Nancy or whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Do we do post mortem transition? No woman stabbed man
with campaign sign.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Awesome? I mean I don't like it, but now still kind.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
There was a lot at steak that campaign talk about picketing.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh boy, Oh, and just one more come on.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Burial halted after another casket found in grave also.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Something that happens entirely too often.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I say, just Chris Columbus. That grave site, it's yours.
You discovered all.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Of that, right, just bad news bears.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's time we get Jack's Pumpkin pop up tickets because
it's still Halloween. Contrary to whatever Michael says about seeing
Christmas all over the city, I'm putting Christmas sheets on
my bed.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I saw im target that guy over there, that's a Halloweener.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's true. We want you to head on over. You
got a four pack of tickets on the way. They
got photo opscull lore axe throwing corn, maize the boozi bar.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
I went out to this. It's very fun.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Did you get your pumpkins?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I didn't get my I got a pumpkin there, but
we ordered pumpkins from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
From I'm Thinny Pumpkins, so you have them. I have eight.
You have eight pumpkin Yeah, but on Amazon Fresh you
can order them. They're like three bucks apiece and they're
full sized. If one goes bad, I want another under car.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
He's gonna make us a robout woman out of pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up
going on through November second, and we want you to
be there be caller tend to get those tickets. Michael,
what's that pumpkin?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Number eight for four nine five five Jacks Pumpkin pop
me up sound Garden, saying that the new album with
Chris Cornell's vocals will not be done before they're November
eight induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. However,
we learned last week that Taylor Momson is going to
sing with them. He Brandy Carlyle also has hinted that
she will be singing a Sound Garden song with them

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as well. I like this awesome times November eight, the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. We are Rocked
ninety five five Chicago's rock station The Morning martch but
is on loneliest day of the year for singles?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
What do you think it is? Mars?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I would say Valentine's.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Day, Valentine's Day about you, Michael, Christmas probably yeah, Okay,
you would think it's not. According to the survey, most
singles say Halloween is the loneliest day of the year.
They say it's worse than Valentine's Day and Christmas. They
interview singles.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It is true.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
It's interesting though, because I've lived a lot of my life.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
Marris, do you think about there with the clipboard asking people,
I'm yeah, like, no, I want to know what demographic
is just out there, like, oh, Halloween is really sad
because I'm single.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Probably all the people looking at all the couple's customs that.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, And like when you're you know, I live most
of my life by myself. My family wasn't around my
adult life, and I think that you're right. Halloween has
a very fun memory, very fun memories. You were always
with your friends, there was candy, There's all this stuff,
and so I think as you see that going on,
it makes you feel a little more lonely. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Plus, like the families with the little kids trick or
treating and mom and dad are taking out little little
Tyler or whatever his name is.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I'm just driving home out of my way ghost and
I'm in my condo and they've asked like, oh, we're
gonna no, look if you want to sit out and
pass out candy, I'm not doing it. Yeah, I'm not
doing it. I don't care. Like and then when it
comes to Halloween party, I'm going and I'm either going
to care about dressing up or I am going to
be maress.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah like that.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Terrifying.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel that lonely though.
Yeah I was married for too long. I'm still liking
my so the loneliness isn't super setting in.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
But Halloween's so kind of fun and random.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Like Christmas was always the worse for me because I
remember really, like you know, it was loving time with
the fam.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Thanksgiving and Christmas those would be so many your times,
I would say, and not just oh I didn't get
to do a couple's costumes.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Even those ones I'm kind of fine on because I
associate them more with family than romantic relationships.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
New Year's, however, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
That can go lefter right.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Everyone's kissing and I'm just like, all right, well, I
guess I'll just be alone.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
This bottle.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Hey, you think about that. We're gonna start thinking about
what we're doing for New Years. We are right around
the corner. Christmas is almost here. I need you to
slow down, hit the brakes, Michael.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Giving.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
You've been predicting falls since July, and now we're here.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I know that Christmas to Halloween.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
We haven't done a Thanksgiving, and we giving the Thanksgiving right, Delictos.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Going off the rails on the gravy train. Well done,
get out the anti because now we have fleas all right, Well,
I like that when you stumbled the gate on that one. No,
get out the anti freeze.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Noe. Okay, what are we doing that for?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Anti flease? I don't know what's happening. It's too Monday
for me.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I got some rock news for you, fortunate rock news today.
Oh we lost Azzie, Yeah, we lost Ace Yeah. And
now Sam Rivers base air for Limp Biscuit has died.
It just forty eight years old.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Band came out over the weekend on social media announcing
that it had happened, calling him pure magic and the
soul in the sound. Kind of crazy because from what
I was reading, he was a really publicly he was
a really heavy drinker back in the day. It caused
him so much trouble that he had to quit limb
Biscuit for a little while to get a liver transplant,

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and he got it. Yeah, he was gonna basically gonna die.
Finally got the transplant, was feeling great, came back to
Limp Biscuit and then now passes away at forty eight
years old. Because no one has said why or how
he died, and so it's kind of people are assuming
that it's just his health one of those things, but
just a tragedy. He was born September second in seventy seven,

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grew up in the Jacksonville, Florida area, and that's where
he met Fred Durston, first collaborated musically, and he's been
the bass player for Limp Biscuit ever since. Wow, it's incredible.
Fred Durst put out a huge video and a statement online.
They said, from the first note we ever played together,
Sam brought a light and a rhythm that could never
be replaced. His talent was effortless, his presence unforgettable, and

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his heart enormous. By the way, their statement assigned Fred
west John and DJ Lethal, I didn't even realize that
DJ Lethal was still I mean, how how often does
a DJ stick with.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
A band that long?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I remember them saying DJ Lethal back on the Hot
Dog Flavored Starfish Water.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
What was that album?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water got it? Yes,
I Webbling Biscuit. I used to ride into high school
Blair and break stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Oh you want to talk about some hype music before
a soccer game or a baseball game. I remember being
at a soccer camp and like I was just vibing,
getting ready for like a scrimmage or whatever, and I
had my headphones on and everybody walk up. What are
you listening to? Him? Like limp Biscuit, and they're like
what And it just pulled the speakers off or the

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headphones off. They just just loud, Oh, okay, this makes
sense and we don't win.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Today, and I get not so limb.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Also, Olympiscuits music, one of the big things was heavy basslines. Yes,
so he's just in there. Yeah, incredible, incredible dude musician.
He will be missed. Another one we've lost. But a
shout out to Olympiscuit and the family and all them too.
For all the rock news and the concert calendar. All
you have to do is go to Rock nine five
to five.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Jack, You're not a creed, but we are. And that's
why we are the morning mosh Pitt. We are ninety
five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five five. Maria,
why are you making faces at us? You're just as creepy.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
As I am normal, uh huh, And other jokes and
lies on the morning.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Mon kind of.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You guys. Enjoy a good book?

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Good, Yeah, comic book.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I'd like to yeah, I'd like to doing phone book
Indulged for a moment on some extra special spooky sub
genre called halloween smut.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
I'm immediately in. Kay, let's go.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
I have some book titles here for you. If you
have ever wondered what it would like to go pound
sand up, sorry, go to pound pound with a werewolf.
Oh my god, this one. You like a good pun.
Maria hallowpen Halloween Halloween Romance, Halloine.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
It's almost unnecessary, thoughcause you got ween right in there.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
But you really hit it on the head.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I like peen though, hallopeen.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
How about plowed by the pumpkin?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Okay, okay, all right, understand.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
That we're looking for, yes, seduced by the swamp creature.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Okay, this is what I was laughing about off the
air earlier. Damn if a dragon disappointment?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Are they really mad about that?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I just did that.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I didn't even know this was a thing like spooky
of romance novels.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
How about Moaning for the Monsters by Wendy go Off.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Not even the moonst which the monsters isn't I'm just
gonna one up all these.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, those were the best five. They had a few
other ones, but they're not that they're not that good.
I really like to give.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Them to me though.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Dang I f a dragon.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Dang I ft a dragon?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Hold please holding.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Jack off lantern. That's right there, that's just right there.
That's a lot of jacks there. You got a lot
of Jack's, a lot of halloweeners.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Uh, the computer is freezing up. Yare okay? The other
ones weren't good though, those are funny, all right, thank you.
Mike Cloud by the Pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Cloud, By the pumpkin Pumpkin Cloud.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
It's a Halloween night.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
What if it's an egg plant?

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I guess it depends on the size.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Either way, the seed's going inside.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, and that's why it's a.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Fruit technically speaking.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yes, you're welcome. You learned something today science with the
morning marsh Pit.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Never again that calls between us Alexapro and Zola. Maybe
we'll actually get along now, but no one is having
sex on that regimen anyway.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Good morning, Mash.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Been on Rock ninety five to five boys spor.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
On a weekend and a lot still to come tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yes, so you're talking about Ray, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
That's part of it. Tomorrow, NBA kicks off on its
return to in see Rockets take on the Thunder and
then the Warriors and Lakers, and we will have a
very special price for you as will be giving away
five hundred dollars with a bit of NBA trivia, So
listen up for that tomorrow. But alsome over the weekend,

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Fire tie for their final regular season game against Revolution
and they are headed to the wildcard. They are the
eight seed hosting nine seed Orlando CD City over at
CEK Stadium. And I'm looking forward to some the playoff
soccer here in Chicago, and let's not.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Forget yeah, I'm looking forward to soccer.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Seed.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Can I ask you a dumb question, how do you
know who advances if you tie?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh? They play until so it becomes it's not golden gold.
They do extra time pieces I'm still learn in soccer,
and then if they need to, they'll go to penalty kicks.
So it's kind of like hockey in a weird way,
very much so. But hockey doesn't end in the playoffs.
Yeah right, there will be an end in soccer. I

(44:41):
know you're very happy about this, Michael, Blue Jay's beating
up on the Mariners.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
I like a good series. So at first I was like,
I want the Mariner swim and I was like, I
watch my buddies. Guy, I was like rooting against my
buddies back home in Seattle. And that now I'm like,
let's just see a great game seven. Yeah, so what
we got tonight? Cool, It's gonna be a good one.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I'm wondering how many pitchers each team is going to
go through. But Marie, you're still on the Blue Jays.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
And what can I say? Exactly as I predicted? And
why did the Mariners lose?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Say it with me?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Game was on land?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Oh boy? Okay, Michael or who you who you got tonight? Tonight?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Where's the game?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
It's in Toronto.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I got a Blue Jayson.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, I think I'm on the Blue Jays chain as well.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
But but the teams that have won were the visiting
team in right all the games, not less last night
they were oh last night they were in the Blue Jays.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, they were out in Toronto.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, okay, so almost, Okay, it's interesting hockey. All the
black Hawks watch a lot of Black Hawks hockey over
the weekend man yesterday to beat the Anaheim Ducks two
to one in overtime. Ryan Donato was scoring the winner
at two fifty eight of overtime. And then they played
a great game the night before too. I remember who
they were playing, the Kings, I remember who it was,
but went all the way down onto a shootout, ended

(46:01):
up losing. But still this team is light years different
than last all year.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
They're fun to watch. They're aggressive, they're mean, which I like.
I like a mean hockey player. You're smiling and laughing.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Maria what because of the team's name.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I also like a mean black Awk for.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
A good puck.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Okay, And the biggest win of the week or was
ended on that.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, I got a goalie, Spencer Knight who was killing
it out there made thirty seven saves while the Ducks
goalie Lucas Dostel had twenty eight saves.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
And the biggest win of the weekend. What a win?
Wasn't cleaned by any means?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Four in a row?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
It is four in a row.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Why couldn't Why weren't they dropping the ball constantly under center?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You know what? Yeah, I'm gonna roll with that. I
just Williams lost his thumbs in the center. I think
it was it was one was a mistiming. I think
it got hiked before Caleb was ready, and I don't
remember what happened on the other one.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Your bears are usually good at hiking, they do.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
They do.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Grow up there, stand you.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
But yeah, we got Ben Johnson hyping up the locker
room after the game.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I love these speeches me too. It's just amazing. How
about this coach?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, hey man, I'm proud of you guys so much.
That was a huge week cross and the reason why
we didn't handle.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
The short week well, the first go around so much.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Better this going around. Let me get hold with col
I got one game ball for right now. We'll have
more tomorrow. I have one game ball right now. Okay,
already talked about defense for turnovers. Okay, defense forty four
yards on the ground, defense for sacks. Damn. So four

(47:48):
was the theme of the day. Four turnovers. Man, that's
I mean delicious.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I hope they were apple, I look good.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Raven snacks.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Oh yeah, well the Ravens been having a hard time though.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah they have, but well, you know, the Ravens coming
off of bye week. I think Bear's got the momentum
right now.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Agree, going five in a row.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I'm speaking up looking at the playoffs from where we're sitting.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm just speaking.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm just speaking soon.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Now here's five or so things with Mears? Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Okay, we're gonna start with Families have admitted that they
end up eating their Halloween candy twice before Halloween actually
comes around, as nobody has self control anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I have recently gone through a big pack of many races.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Michael, Oh, I have Christmas tree ones already. Geis Christmas trees?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Have you seen those? Lives?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Come on, I can't go ahead.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I'm off the pumping ones too. I'm mixing them.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Hell's Christmas.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
We have to give through Thanksgiving. I did ask. A
good portion of people do plan ahead, but a good
portion of people also do the last minute shopping. And
you know that house because they have Yeah, they have.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
The terrible candy, not fly fantastic dots are better than
TUTSI god, that's a goody.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
What's the worst candy?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
I say, tootsy No, I like chocolate totsy roll I
don't want I don't want any of the fruit ones.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah, no, I'm the traditional number ten? Are you sorry
to hijack?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Landscapers have been identified as the fittest people to have
a job. They studied over a thousand trade workers and no.
The landscapers walk so much, carry so much, lift so much,
and they have to right at the top. Plumbers come
in second. No surprise there. I don't know if anybody

(50:04):
saw this over the weekend, but Emmy Rue, a twitch streamer,
was assaulted while being part of a meet and greet,
and a lot of people are coming forward and saying
that twitch con did not do enough to keep their
twitch streamers safe. After the gentleman tried to kiss her,
her security pushed him off and then he got away,

(50:26):
and a lot of people that were there were saying
that it took hours before they were actually able to
apprehend him. When they did, they kicked him out and
banned him from Twitch and the con, and it just
seems like not enough was done. Emmy Room has stepped
up to say that she is going to be pressing
charges on this. I don't like this because it's a
situation where you ruin it for everybody. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, Mably,

(50:49):
just not be a weirdo. I don't know that part.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I think I can't help it.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Just walk up and try to kiss someone. I can't
even conceptualize the idea, Like it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, absolutely wild, big shout out to said.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Oh yeah, yeah. Uh. Euphoria dropped a nice little confusing
teaser on Instagram as they listed the new cast members
that will be joining the show, the old cast members
that will be back on the show, and Michael, you
have till spring to get caught up and actually watch
an episode of Euphoria.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
I know you're gonna like it. I've watched a lot
of clips.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Well, yeah, I bet you have. Hey, where'd you get
those clips from?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
TikTok? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Actually Twitter?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Because eight four four ninety five fifty B Collars tend
to win a pair of tickets to Hale's Gate Haunted
House over in Lockport. It is the multi level mansion
hidden deep in the woods with scares around everywhere. They've
got a giant slide, ghastly secrets, and so much for

(51:51):
you to enjoy, and we want you to be there.
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Also know that you
can get your tickets at Hell's Gate. Guy, come, Michael,
what's that number? Hey? For four nine five? They gotta slide.
They got a slide, and Rocky's got one thousand dollars
for you on the way as well. But you know what,
we got a bomp going on. Just turn the radio up.

(52:14):
We're commercial free with David Bowie on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I'll come back to your worst week.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Ninety five five, and we love hearing from you. It's
that time, baby, text time.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
You can always text us a four four nine ninety
five fifty. Let's head over to the Nile five real quick.
If the Blue Jays win tonight, they will have home
field advantage over the Dodgers in the World Series, so
this game even has more weight to it.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I don't think it matters against the Dodgers, but I
do want to see the Dodgers lose as along with
all of us.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Yes, I agree, May I call yet we know we'll
get there. Yeah, we gotta find out who wins tonight.
Let's see here, we're just talking about this. What's the
worst candy?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
This ought to be fun, I said, Tootsi's I said, thoughts.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Dots just stale.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
They don't have any flavors.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Candy corn Maris, you are in the majority. Tony's in here.
Candy Corner is the worst holiday candy. From the six
two six, Candy Corner is the worse by far. This
is Richard from the two one nine with a six
six number. Okay, what's the orange and black wrapped peanut
butter taffy or all the hell that is?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Like the reasons, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
What they're talking about. Orange and black. It's like butter taffy.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
It's like a weird it's like off brand taffy. Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Worst candy ever, the orange marshmallow peanut. Oh, the Circus peanuts.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah, I said circus.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yeah, it's like to too waxy. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Necho wafers are pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I enjoy a necho wafer an wafer, yeah, Body of
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yes, of course, along with the wine and the Blood's
sound good.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
The best Halloween I ever had this is from the
seven away. The best Halloween I ever had was when
I got to carry around my toddler granddaughter when she
was baby Yoda.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
That's pretty cute.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Hey mom or dad, if you have any pictures of
me as the Halloween pumpkin from when I was little,
if he could send those over, the boys need to
see them.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes please. We were talking about that Amazon web services
were down causing a bunch of outages.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
This was about an hour ago. We got this text.
I don't know if it's been fixed yet, but it says,
just left Starbucks. Their app is down.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Did you have to order in store today too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Okay, oh no no, And they said it was because
of that. In person, it was terrible.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
You had to breathe one.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I don't know how I lived, Honestly.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
I couldn't just pick it up as you're running by.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Felt like I was in a third world country.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
What allough?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I do feel elite when I order a coffee. Yeah,
and there's a huge group of people waiting and you
get to just I just walk up, Oh is this mine?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
And I walk right out because I've planned. Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I ordered ahead and like you puurse.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
All right, you can text us anytime. We read them all,
get some of them on the air.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Make it good.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. That's eight four four
nine five five. I'm excited about Christmas. Stop stop with
the Christmas Slanders.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Santa is gonna spank you wicked God, we love a
good Bostonian landscaping compliment.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Heard those guys are jacked.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah wow, Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. We
learned earlier in the show.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Oh, we made it through another day of the morning
marsh Pit on Rock ninety five five, and nothing's on fire.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yet in here. We still have time. There's smoke, no
myr gotcha.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Yeah, it's a different kind of all good.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
It's a little skunky in here, but it's fine.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Oh, we have money to give away tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow
is gonna be fun as the NBA returns to NBC.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Oh and they've given us five hundred bucks to give
you the n NBA.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Right awesome. And you know what my favorite part about
it is they want us to play this song, so
they also want you.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
To blow out my goddamn ear drums.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I'm sorry. This is a round ball rock and it
is one of the greatest anthems of all time when
it comes to the NBA.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Can never be too loud, and it will be the
only thing I can hear for the rest of my
life now.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Even living in Washington State, I loved watching the Bulls
back in the day, and whenever I hear this song,
Maris Man just.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Memory, Oh my goodness. And and MJ is going to
be working as a correspondent analyst. Really cool. Yeah, it was.
It was big news when it dropped because MJ really
doesn't do that type of stuff, but speak Michael Jordan.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Of course they're gonna have Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Why.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I said, your eyes got white, and I was like, no,
Michael Jordan. But yes, we're excited to be giving away
five hundred dollars to you just for answering a very
simple trivia question. So we'll have more details on that tomorrow.

(57:11):
We got to wrap up the show. Yeah, actually, I
do have a question for you, Michael. Why are you
skipping Thanksgiving? You've just got on skip for I'm in
the Christmas Christmas here.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
That's just foul.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
You know what I think it is good? You know
what I think it is is that there's not a
lot of decol for Thanksgiving. So I'm seeing Halloween and
now I'm suddenly seeing Christmas at the stores already, And
every time I walk into Target.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I'm like, look is the foliage that you have?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Fracks so bad?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Harvest turkeys, harvet, cornic cooler.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, thank you. That was the word I was trying
to think of in my head and you just took
it from me. I appreciate it because I was going
to say it wrong.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Fair.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
I'm just holding it all in because we are the
official Thanksgiving station, so I'm really gonna.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Let it out when we get Oh my god, oh gravy,
oh mash tat, you're going to get basted. Oh my god, boy,
I'd never hear that again. I'd be great, but yes, we.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Will swinging it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Thank you, Marian, You're like, what a turkey