Soup, Circuits, and Chaos!

It’s Thirstday on The Morning Mosh Pit, and things are heating up — or should we say simmering.
 
We’re diving headfirst into the Soup Bowl Swimming Pool story, taking a roll in Dungeons & Dragons during Fun to the Head, and pitting man against machine once again in Human vs. Robot War.

Plus, Five Things you need to know today and a fresh round of Bad News Bears to stir the pot.

#iheartradio 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's WROP ninety five five thirsty right away. But we're
not paded up? Are I feel spoiled? The best way
to enjoyed? They're saying that correction liang. Oh wow, we're
gonna tell you one way thing, depending on what you
barner to drink. What a beautiful day for a thirst day?
It is?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It truly is.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I guess the day really hasn't started enough. I assume
it's going to be a beautiful day for a thirst day.
Once the day gets going.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's gotta be some booze around this building somewhere.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
There's some right there.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
I was gonna says in the studio and the lort
Oh boy, yeah, I have some in my locker.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I want to point something out real quick. Yeah, so
just it can be known that we don't drink in
the studio, and we don't drink before the show or
after the show.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We just don't drink. We're drink.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
We're not big alcoholics. So yeah, we're not drinking during
the show. The bottles over here in the corner are
each day getting a little more empty.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Somebody's sneaking look at them a lot. Now. Oh but
you know what that might be from the last time
I did it with my divorcee. Oh that could be.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I guess the cost is still about the same.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
We got a ghost. I'm just gonna we got a ghost.
We got a ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Do you think the ghost is drinking the Lord? That's
probably the thing that killed it in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm not saying it was a smart ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's my emotional battle of Lord.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah. We are the morning mah bit on this first
a day.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, thank you. I am I'm Maria Palmer, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. In reference to the day that is first day.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
The day before Halloween, I mean we're we're we're.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Halloweening pregame that Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
So yeah, yeah, I think we're all good. Everything. Everybody
got their orders.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
In and I had three costumes that didn't fit and
one that it's all tight, but it'll work.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I think I need to go back to Spirit because
there's a particular head piece that I want. Did you
go get quite the Yeah? Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And how where I got it? I don't went to
a Spirit yet this year. I love the what well
is there one on town?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
See that's the problem. Yeah, but I'm excited to hear
about it. Yeah, it's You're not gonna tell us, You're
just gonna pop up. So the surprise will be we'll
take a picture of you in your costume, and then
everybody can.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I think the surprise will be when you see the
Purge videos of the audio montage, you'll see what I'm wearing.
I don't think you get to know before, and I
don't think that you get to know during.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Did you print out perche comments and you're gonna put
them all over?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
No? No, okay, you'll see. Okay, my protective Purge garments.
Hey see their tickets. They'll protect me from Purge comments.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And alone and meet and Greek passes to meet dot.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Put the meat in the greed well inside of me.
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It went up to the cloud and you can't get
it down from Nobody understands the cloud.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's a mystery.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Here's weather My Halloween costume is a weather Man.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
No it's not. I was gonna say that's every day,
but I should have done that. Although it was not
a bad idea. You're looking very weather Man today.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
There's a bunch of big blazer.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Pig wigs in the building today.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I was like, I guess I'll wear a button up
shirt for the first time in years.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Do you think they're going to be like? Whoa this
guy with the blazer. I just wanted to make a
good first impression. Used tattoo all the way up on
his neck that's still visible in this collared shirt. This
guy knows what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm trying to trick them.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
They're gonna be fooled anyway. What's tatted on your fingers?
Real deal? It wasn't what I would have picked, but
the tattoo artist looked at me. I wanted to do. Pancakes.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Wasn't what I.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Would have picked. There were tattoos on your hands is
a crazy sentience.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
If you saw the guy that tattooed me, he was
like a gangster, like like you looked in this guy's
eyes and I was like I remember thinking specifically, oh,
he's watched people die like he just had like and
he was like a professed gangster. Good tattoo artists. So
I sat down and I was like, he's like, all.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Right, what you want?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I was like, uh, pancakes and he was like the
bleep are you talking about? He goes you know what
I wish I would have done. He goes, real deal,
he goes, sit down, that's what we're doing. And I
was like, I'm a fun could be worse.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
There, Hey, Michael, let's go get tattoos.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Rival instincts like moss is better self defense?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What do you mean knows how to find north.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Moss drinks water.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
We're gonna find drink.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah? Yeah, where is all this beast?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's so big, it's like forty eight ounces.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Do you tell us what the goddamn weather is? Yeah,
it's partly sunny today.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I haven't done the weather yet.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, we've been hanging.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Out or for friends. Jesus, I have fifty five and
partly sunny today. But it's gonna be dry the next
couple of days. Trick or treating is just gonna be cloudy,
dry and uh like in the fifties.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Speaking of trick or treating, I got a note from
a doctor. What it says, what you need to do
with that candy? I'm gonna tell you and five things.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Thet rubs in it. I hope it's drug candy.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
No cocaine for the kiddie.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Doctor prescribed candy.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, here's five or so things with Maris.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Why does he always drop his bands doing this part
of the show.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I find it discomforting.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
And you're the only one.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Eight four four ninety five fifty is your chance to
win some haunted house passes.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
To Hell'sgate over in Lockport.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
The multi level mansion is got so many secret passages,
the giant slid and ghastly secrets around every corner. We
want you to be there eight four four ninety five
fifty b collar ten to get those tickets. As I
mentioned earlier, pediatrician Dietitian has said, let your kids go
at the candy right after Halloween. Don't hide it from them.

(05:51):
They'll keep it away from them. It's just going to
set a standard that this candy is the precious and
then the kids are gonna put the candy on a pedestal.
So let them go crazy with the candy. Then the
next few days like rashing it out, like hey, yeah,
you can't have some candy pick your big three today
and just roll with that Lord of the Yes. Yeah,

(06:13):
so good. Ramen needs to be stopped. Top Ramen has
got two new flavors for the season for one season.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
One is Thanksgiving themed.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's a Turkey version, and the review say it tastes
like chicken. Nobody surprised they threw a few extra vegetables
in there.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Call it cozy, okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
The other one, don't say absolutely pumpkin like a pumpkin
spice ramen.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
That's no, no, no, no, say pumpkin spice. Is it pumpkin?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
So I'm thinking more Yeah, it's more zucchini than anything.
But it's also stop putting pumpkin in everything, like, just stop.
It doesn't need to go everywhere. It's okay, just having
its own little month here. Doctor Seuss is how the
Grint Stole Ristmas movie returning to theaters in December, Jim
Carrey as the lead as a Grinch as they're celebrating

(07:06):
twenty five years, which is nice to see. They're not
just throwing us back into theaters for absolutely no reason.
If this is one of your favorites, get ready to
see this one in theaters on December twelfth.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
And then I.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Want an Oceans with the Grinch where they going to
steal Christmas.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is Larry Oh, I can't wait so I can make things.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
That's I don't think they would steal anything because the
Grinch would be entirely too loud plots and Mars.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
The Grinch can't steal Christmas.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
He took it from the Who's that's the whole plot.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And then.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
A doctor has come out to provide some advice to
help from doom scrolling?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Is that some boundaries for yourself?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't want I need this.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
They have mentioned that doom scrolling can fuel stress and
anxiety and even disrupt your sleep. So set an alarm,
set some screen time for yourself so that you're not
just scrolling and scrolling endlessly. And then once your alarm
goes off, go do something physically out in the open
to clear your head. Go take a walk, go do

(08:17):
a hobby, just go do something off your phone.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, that's my fun stress. I need the fun stress
to override my work stress. I love scrolling though. Why
is this so fun? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I could just do it for hours if I'd like myself.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
It's like saying don't watch horror movies because it's gonna
Spiker cortisol. Yeah, that's the plus.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's the fun fire. But we got to talk to Pamela. Pamela,
good morning, good morning to you. How are you doing today?
I am fantastic.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh well, thank you, Pamela.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
And you are absolutely Collarton getting these hells Gate Haunted
House passes.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You're all set. You do got to get there this weekend.
Are you gonna be able to make it?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh? Of course?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay? Good? Are you gonna take with.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
You my fiance?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Shout your fiance out.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
His name is Bill. Oh Bill, you better be good
to this woman.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yes, Bill, you got a.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Nicee you already is. That's why we're getting married.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Oh good job, Bill, well done. Well, be like Pamela.
Head on over to Hell'sgate Haunted House over in Lockport.
Get your tickets at Hellsgate dot com. Congratulations Pamela.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
It is time to play Fun to the Head and
we need you eight four.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Four nine five five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
We not only want you to win the se there
and Daughtry tickets, but there's also a meet and greet
up for grabs with Daltrey as well at the show
at Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom on November six.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
All you gotta do is play this game Fun to
the Head answers to trivia questions. Also take one of
us hostage if you need to save and then we
get shot with nerve starts when we get questions wrong,
but we need you eight four four ninety five fifty
beat collar ten to play Fun to the Head. All
thanks to our friends at Live Nation and Big Machine

(10:14):
Rock Michael, did I say the number right?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
You always say the number right? Eight four four nine
five five ninety five.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
First day and now Fun to the Head on Rocked. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Are we speaking with Bob? Good morning, Pitt, Hey, how
you doing Bobby?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm doing great on this Thursday.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
How are you on this what first thirsday?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
There bybe I feel betrayed?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh yeah, god.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I'm sorry, but yes, welcome to fund the Head. This
is the trivia game where you're gonna answer questions and
if we get shot with nerve darts, and you can
also take one of us hostas Bob.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Is this your first time playing Fun to the Head?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
It is, Oh my goodness, oh what oh? For those
of you who that don't know, Bob is a very
diehard listener and loyal listener. He's been with us all day,
every day since we started, and we love Bob so much.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
So Bob, let's we're gonna geting you these tickets.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
We got to know who you want to take hostage.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I love all three of you equally, but I'm gonna
have to go with the og mirrors today.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh I thank you, Bob.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
What an honor?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh good, Bob will take these nerve darts for you.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
All right, let's go, let's get it.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I will dule them out. Question number one, Bob who
released the nineteen eighty three hit Sweet Dreams made of
the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Body Bobs music.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Bob knows his music.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
He's good to go, baby.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Okay, Well, let's let's see Bob, do you know your music?
What was the first music video ever played on MTV?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
That would be dire streets.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That would be wrong, said with confidence. It is actually
a video killed the radio start, but.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
We're still here.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
But the.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Bugles now we are just both video and radio stars
video consumed. Yeah, okay?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Question number three, which rock bands mascot is the skeletal
figure known as Eddie. I that is correct, Bob is
on launch this day. You're crushing it.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Okay, I shoot Maris, Oh my god, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
What about thank you? Michael? Michael? Yeah, well I was
like I was cocked and loaded over here. I was like,
we didn't shoot them. A gentleman and a scholar.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Look, thank you that you guys. If you guys can't
pay attention to do your job.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You're quiet. I think the Blazer's doing something. We're sorry.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Bob needs to get these tickets.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, okay, Bob, what band recorded the anthem? Don't stop believing?
We can't check Bob today.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Bob, you are all set, my man, because you're partying
with Cither and Daughtry so much so you've also got
to meet and greet to hang out with Daughtry at
Byline Bank air Gun Ballroom on Thursday, November sixth Bob,
who are you taking with yet of this one?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I will probably take my daughter Marissa?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, tell her, I said, Hi, very nice, well done.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
She said hello as well.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, oh very nice, very nice.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Well.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Bob, you are all set and big thanks to our
friends over at Live Nation and a Big Machine Rock.
Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. But also we're
getting ready to roll into m MP D and D
and we need another caller ten right now so that
we can oh get you to play the role of

(14:28):
either or and get you.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Qualified for that sticks fly away eight four four.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Nine five five ninety five fifty B caller ten to
play m MPG and D with us.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Because we want to get you on this Las Vegas
trip in the in the Rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Are we speaking with Rick? Yes? You are? Hey, Rick,
how you doing today?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I'm exhausted, man, I'm exhausted.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I feel that. I feel that one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well, why because Corporate America keeps us working?

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
You right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Let's take a break from all of that and join
us as we play Dungeons and Dragons this morning.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Mario. Yeah, you have a recap.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
For us, I sure do. Bond the quest to make
the perfect Chicago hot Dog assembled from the best ingredients. Rick, Yeah,
you're ruining my life a little time.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
If you're on speakerphone, turn speakerphone off.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yah ah man. Anyway, so the gang is back in
Whole Foods trying to get onions. However, the assistant flavor
manager has stepped in to stall them in their quest.
So far, either Or has tried to distract the assistant
flavor manager by pretending to steal licorice, but the AFM
was not buying it. No one likes licorice me yeah,

(15:50):
wrong opinion. Marius then stunt stepped up to distract by
using a hand puppet on one hand named Little Marius,
then throwing sand in the eyes of the assistant flavor manager.
And now it is time for Masonovich to try and
take on the assistant flavor manager to hopefully get these onions.

(16:14):
How do you want to distract the assistant flavor manager, Mikey,
my boy, Masonovich.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Well, the entire place was exploding and pickle jars were
flying and everything. I noticed that a few aisles down
is the bubble bath and also detergent. Oh and there
happens to be a broken water Maine. So I'm gonna
spread some of that around. Oh and we're going to
fill the place with bubbles.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
We're filling the place with bubbles. Yes, give yourself a roll.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Here we go, my boy six, That sounds about right.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Why can't I get anything about?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Way to go?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Masonovitch saunters down to the soap aisle, grabs a little detergent,
grabs washcloths, and he starts squirting some liquid soap all
over the floor, ready for it to combine with that water.
And completely wash everything away. What happens instead? You guessed it.

(17:12):
He slips on the soap. Mikey has dropped and slipped
on the soap. He is exposed. Either or do you
want to try to take on the assistant flavor manager
or do you want to help cover Masonovich that he
is not lying on the ground in Whole Foods. Let's

(17:33):
let's take on the system magic. Let's let's give him
a little dance. Oh, let's give him a little dance. Okay,
what style of dance?

Speaker 7 (17:42):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Maybe some breakdancing? Something to distract him?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Good break dancing? All right, hey you can just sneeze.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I'm sorry, geez, I.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Give him a roll. Let's see how the breakdancing goes.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Fourteen for Okay. Turns out either or of Rick is
an incredible breakdancer. He starts doing that thing where they
spin on their head and the assistant flavor manager is
so impressed that he goes You.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Have brought balance back to the brine with the balance
that you have displayed on your head. As a gift
for your performance, I grant you this bag of onions.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh, he's done it. Either or break broke dance breakdance,
broke dance, break just break breakdance, break, breakdance, break it.
He are you brokenan? The onions right into our hands?

(18:51):
Well done, either or of Rick.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
And Rick My man, you are qualified for that six
flyway to Las Vegas. They're going to be at the
Venetian and you just might be too. We're getting close
to pulling our qualifiers, so good on you to get
in when you did. Big shout out to our friends
over at Live Nations. Tickets are available at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Well twenty two days away from Night of Melancholy and
the Infinite Sadness actually seven nights a residency going on
at the Lyric Opera here in Chicago, and the whole
show going to be played with the Lyric Opera Orchestra
with a new sonic and visual experience.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
For mister Billy Corgan, seven days sounds weak. That's so good,
you're it. Don't worry. I have something that will bring
up your moot. It's the news headlines, and I know
what you're thinking. Wait a minute, don't those usually send
me into a spiral of depression and anxiety? Yes, yes

(19:57):
they do. But we're going to turn that spiral into
a spin, A positive spin. This is bad news. Dog
found in crocodile's jaws. All right, I'm gonna pretend he lived.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Kroc was hungry.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I'm sure they got him out after a while. Crocodile
workers sick after handling fentanyl laced flyer.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Can you absorb that their skin?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh ah.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Like a lot of people say that it's so bad
that it just poisons you. It's not even an overdose,
just poison and just not great.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I assume by sick they mean high as hell. Seventeen
year old arrested for fatal store shooting.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I wish I remember being seventeen. You just don't realize
that you're doing things that are gonna mess your whole
life up.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's sad. Yeah, you need to be eighteen and a
camera for that lawsuit? Sid, it's a joke. I'm from
a military family. Don't get mad at me. Lawsuit filed
after grandfather dies in hot shower?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Who?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Who? What did he fall?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
What happened here?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, he died, damn, I can see it happening.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
But like, who are they suing for pop pop getting
in a hot shower that he probably said?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
How did they do it? What's a who?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, maybe the.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Shower was too hot and he got steamed. It is
bad news bears, one way or the other.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
It's a terrible news bears.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Indeed, thank you, you're welcome. How do we feel?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Fifty flase, Hey, that's a positive spit.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
It is licking Park on the morning.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Mash Pit and Chester No Surprise wrote this one as
he was expressing anger he felt growing up because he
got picked on and beat up a lot as a child.
And we heard every ounce of that one and that's
all yikes.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah yeah, moving long, Oh, pick on your friends.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
They won't claim you didn't end well.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
You know, so hot pot we're familiar. Yeah, you know,
hot pot. Okay. So if you go to a hot
pop place, then it's like they have really really hot
broth that's like soup, and then you take your meats
that's not cooked and you dip it in and then
it cooks it like right there, it's soup. It's soup.
It's real good.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's d I cook it in the broth.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Nice yeah okay, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, okay. So
there are bathhouses in China that are doing hot pop
baths like you're in ramen, you can soak in what
looks like giant pots of soup. You're not quite in ramen,
but like kind of clothes.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
A resort in Harbin has created a two tone pool
that's sixteen feet wide and split into red and white sections,
just like the hot pots you've seen in restaurants. The
red side is filled with chili peppers, egg plants, and
cabbage to look like spicy broth, while the white side
has milk, red dates, and goji berries that look like
clear soup.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I thought it was just the bowl, like it'll look
like a hot pop.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
No, it's got stopped. Well, it's the idea comes from
traditional Chinese medicine, and they use special baths with herbs
for health and stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I like that side of it.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
I don't like it being like a human soup. No,
something really foul and wrong, the way that.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I would be immediately killed by the witch from Hansel
and Gretel because I want to dive headfirst into this soup.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's just water and spices.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, and the ocean's water and salt.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right, let me let me add the coupdi gras
on this and other people's essence. Oh god, I was gonnay. Well, yes,
this is a perfect purge story in general.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
But yeah, I got to public pools anyway. Yeah, but
there's something at a hotel.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Was anybody else in it with you?

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
If you could pick a soup for your your your
your pool, your your boil, what would you want to be?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I think I'm gonna stick with a classic can go
chicken noodle, just because I would want to wrap myself
with the noodles.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, I'm going minstroning. So I got some little things
to play around with.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
What you doing, Mikey?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Like chili? Maybe some chowder? No, something sad? No, not chowder.
To swim around in the chowder.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, it can't be chowder. You could do the back.
It can actually be anything except for chowder.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Tomato, basil, great French onion.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I just picture you in the chowder, Well I.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Would be I would be dipping and die.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't I don't hear about the chowder.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Float or would you sink fat?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I'd like to be able to talk on a pool
of chowder.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
This is my formal topic fifty. If you had to
bathe in a soup, which one.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Would you pick?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Broccoli, chad?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I also hit this on the walkie talk Bag.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I want to be Brocoli Chedder and the bread bowl
from Panero. That's good.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, think of that, the bread bull. You can snack
on the breast.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah. Human essence, Okay, stop making it.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Purgy Metallica on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Kirk Hammett has launched a new limited edition Gibson acoustic guitar.
It's called the Raven, featuring a design inspired by Hammett's
love of horror and the Raven poet himself, Edgar Allan Poe.
I like it when rock stars put out guitars. Yeah,
like Mike McCreadie recently did one that's an exact replica

(25:56):
of the guitar he played for all the years. So
they put all the marks in it and like wears
hand rubbed against so it looks really used.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Just incredible, Uh rock and roll baby, Yeah, that's really cool.
But it takes some really intricate technology to pull that off.
But yeah, oh, here we go, technology that will then
be turned against us in an inevitable human versus a
robot wall. News from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War four researchers have published a study on the

(26:25):
new quote soft and flexible artificial tongue they've developed h YEP.
The device detects the spiciness levels of foods. It contains milk,
which has proteins called casin that bind to cap sasin,
which is the chemical that makes peppers hot. The researchers

(26:47):
mixed skim milk, powder, and other materials to create a
gel sensor shaped like a tongue. When they put cap
sasin on the gel, it changes how electricity flows through it,
and that change tells them how spicy something is.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
So we're just bored.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, can use I was gonna say, like taste depending
on what it is. You can smell how spicy stuff is.
You don't need an extra robot out here helping you
with these things.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
And just get a spoon.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Maris.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
If you're sitting at that you're waiting for your bowl
of soup or whatever to come over, and someone puts
it below your right below you on the table, I
can tell if it's hot or not.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
You get the wall.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
No, it's just like I can use my other nostril. Now,
this is the spicy level that I want right now.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I need my artificial tongue to find out that's so weird?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Do you like put it in the soup and like
dip it in or what I think?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I think they bring the soup to the tongue. They
bring the tongue to the soup.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Weird. They say it's weird and bad.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
They say it could help food companies test spicy products
without burning anyone's mouth, or it could be used in
robots or devices for people who can't taste.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Huh, if you can't taste, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, what is taste but a signal sent to the brain.
So if you have something that can get that signal
and send it to your brain where you biologically can't.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I didn't realize this.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Potentially an appendage of sorts or something like.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
A I don't. I mean, I'm speculating, Yeah, I would.
How big is this tongue?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Is my question? Then we go.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Put a quarter in. That wasn't how they get you.
Maybe it is, because that's definitely one appeal, But really
how they get you is you don't even know that
you are on a date with someone who has this
tongue and they sit down and they eat like the

(28:46):
spiciest bowl of ramen you've ever seen, and you're like, wow,
they're not even breaking a sweat. What's going on. You're
really impressed with them and things that they're really cool
and hot, when really they have this fake tongue. They're
not even eating the spiciness. They're gonna get laid from
credit that they don't even deserve. And that's how they
win the inevitable human prices. This one's news from the

(29:07):
front of the Inevitable human robot War. It's time to
York out ned.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I say this one and I start this one to say,
let's honor our legends while they are around. Jack Kirby,
iconic comic artists who helped co create Captain America and
the likes of Fantastic four, Doctor Doom, Black Panther, the Hulk,

(29:44):
iron Man.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Four, created these characters legend or wow legendary.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
On the DC side.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
He also helped create Dark Side, And right now what's
going on is they are working to get a street
named after him and York where he grew up. Jack
passed away in nineteen ninety four, So all of this
Marvel boom, all of this DC Boom, all of this greatness.
He's only known at a comic book level. It would

(30:15):
be absolutely wild for him to have been able to
see what his creations have come to be and see
Stan got to see it. Stan did get to see
a good portion of the Marvel phase come together and
passed away in the middle of it because we had
the little stan Lee easter.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Eggs within the movies and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
But for as iconic as Jack Kirby is, there's generations,
generations upon generations of generations of people that he's influenced
and he's never gonna be able to know. So the
little thing that they can do and name a street
after him in New York, come on, sign off on it,

(30:57):
get it done, and let's keep it moving. But yes,
just an iconic name that has just always been around
when you talk about comic books in general.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, so what a legacy by the way, Yeah, like
just to think, like even if I was like it's
a grand kid or something, I'll be.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Like all that stuff. You guys love Grandpa did that?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's that's pop pop.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I mean, listen, And they have many different road names
in New York. There's so many streets it doesn't seem
I mean they have. They have Haja Road in Brooklyn,
they have Cranky Corner Road, they have Peepee Creek Road.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Peepee Creek. Of course, that's the one you found.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Whiskey d Mountain Road in North Creek, Upstate, Hooker Avenue,
Butt Road, Bomb Road in Malone, New York. They can
come up with a road.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Well, they're looking at the section of Essex Street where
Kirby actually grew up and was born and raised cool.
So I'm just saying, I don't know anybody in New York.
I don't have those powers.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
He didn't live to see Eric Vannis Hulky.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You know, that's one miss out of so many other great.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Ones though, and he didn't have to see it.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It's just one he didn't have to see.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
White Dirk Banner was a bad Hulk, wasn't he the Hulk?
Wasn't he like the o G back back in the day?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Right, Well, why if we're if we're tracking comic book movies,
it's Blade and then there's that Hulk movie.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's right for as far.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
As on the Marvel side, that led us to where
we are right now.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Who was the original hold guy?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
That?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
What is his name because he's in I love you man.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Lou forg Yeah, Lou Forrigno. Okay, that's how I was
getting mixed up. Oh you're talking about eighties hole yeah,
old school.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well he said the OG, so we gotta go o G.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
But reminder, honor those while they're still around.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Sodom Lane Roads, Swampy Corners Road, Chicken Dinner Road, New
York's Crazy Chicken Dinner, Looney Lane, that's where we reside.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I can't make any of mom jokes, but they're there.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Try come on night tonight on Thursday night football Baltimore
taking on Miami.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
But it is that day.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
We're taking on Miami's butt.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Jesus, today is swampy down there, cool.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Juicy, hit the button, It's Rock ninety five. It's better,
but we're not patting up. The best way to join
Thursty direction one way? Thank God? What you barner? A drink?

(33:44):
Just swampy. That's what we're drinking this Thursday, Nurses, swamp
Joe swamp.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Well, I'm gonna bottle it up and sell it now.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Sydney Sweeney, who you got, Marris Hey, I can see
you tonight in person, like if you wanted to be
at the Lincoln Launch this evening for class with me
and Chad the Bird and Sarah, Ben and causin the
other cast of characters. So we will in fact be
out out of our for thirst today, you guys won't.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
And what's going on at class tonight?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
We are speaking on the topic of nightmares. I have
a very special PowerPoint presentation for you, and we're all.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Gonna learn good ticket silver where's it?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah? Probably I don't run their tickets. Okay, listen, it's
not my show for ron, I'm not in charge of it.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I love that. I got to just show up, do
the thing, say hi to you, and then sit and
watch the rest of it and not care about any
of the back end.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
You just gonna enjoy your Thursday.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm just gonna enjoy my thirst today and Maris's swamp juices.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I'll get you a bucket.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I will. I will absolutely back down as soon as
I can.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
What it's not a thing you ever gonna say?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, not to you, not that now that you're challenging me, well,
I can't back down.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I didn't say you couldn't. I just know you're not
going to listen.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I want to back down. I don't want to do things. Like,
if the option is between doing things and not doing them,
I'm gonna not do them. Go big or go home
doesn't work for me. I want to go home. I
don't want to go big or go take a nap. Okay,
tough call anyway, not the point. I want to hear

(35:38):
about National Candy Corn Day.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Oh, it is National Candy Corn Day and it could
not be more excited. Halloween tomorrow. Dried my mouth out
with that one. I like candy corn, you do. I
don't hate candy corn. It's wrong with candy corn.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I like it sometimes whack wlackcorn. Yeah, I can only
have like three of them and then I'm done. No,
but it's one of those things that I kind of
have to have it.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Do you feel about wedding candies? You know, the little
it's like a little pumpkin one like a gummy, or
it's not gummy. It's like a oh, never mind, maybe
it don't. It's like a chalky candy.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
No, I don't mind the consistency, I guess because this
feels waxy. Don't those feel waxy? Door Dash and Instacart
have both released reports on our Halloween candy buying preferences.
Both lists have Reese's peanut butter cups, says the number
one Halloween candy.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But specifically the mini ones for me, just saying.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Oh no, no, I like eating the I like eating
the outside around and then seeing if you can get
all the chocolate off and you just have a nugget
of peanut butter in the middle.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Wait, why are the tiny ones for you?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Best proportion of chocolate to peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'll give you that, all right, but I like worn
peanut butter. I don't. On door Dash, people are also
wearding Skittles, coming in at number five, Nerds number six
on the list, and airheads number ten On Instacart, people
prefer Milky Way and gold Bears like gummy bears.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Oh yes, oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
On Doordash's map of the number one Halloween candy in
each state, the West more likely to pick Snickers and
red vines, the Midwest Reese's Twizzlers and laffy Taffy.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I was looking for laughing taffy in the story yesterday
for my purge comment.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Do you want to share the comment?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, I think I can. Fcc ear muffs please children,
also ear muffs, also shills. Let's be so real. Some
of the shills are probably participating. Okay, the comment is
circumcise me with your teeth, then spit it into my mouth.
Oh my god. And obviously for the video, I got

(37:49):
some of those smoked sausages, and the best thing about
those is like they're clearly like machine manufactured, because when
they separate them, some of them still have something. Oh
my gosh. So obviously I bit the tip. But I
was also thinking of getting like pink laughing taffy because
that would be something funny to bite into and like

(38:10):
kind of pull a little bit.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I walked myself into that one. I did that and
be prepared tomorrow because.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
It's perchay one day more. You know what states are
have candy corn high on their list?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like a Nebraska or something.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Now, Happy Halloween, man, Yeah, Happy Halloween.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
You know what's next? Five minutes commercial free on Rock
ninety five five. It is the morning my spits. Our
favorite rooster, Rocky will be back after nine. He's got
another chance for you to win a thousand dollars along
with throughout the.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Rest of the day, So be listening for that keyword yay.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
We love money, and sometimes in order to get money,
we have to be on the internet, which you know,
and it seems like everyone wants to do that job.
So there are so many influencers talking about things that
they're not qualified to be speaking them, and for some

(39:15):
reason we keep believing them. So that's why in China
they are butt in the qush on that a new
law has been enacted that requires influencers to have official
qualifications before discussing sensitive subjects such as medicine, law, education,
or finance. Online officials say it's about ensuring accuracy and

(39:35):
instilling trust trust, but it's still unclear how expertise is
going to be defined or enforced.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh there goes their internet got old.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
China clamping down on free speech even more. I don't
hate it. I want to be able to give the
wrong information all the time. We do that every day.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It's an interesting thought because you do you bring up
a valid point like, yeah, freedom of speech, but also
that's not freedom from consequences.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
You say something that you claim as a medical thing
and it gets someone killed, you still got consequences, or
should have.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
It's one of those things where we're held at a
standard for what we say. So are we fitting a
little bit? Sometimes yes, in jest. But if we say
something so wrong and then we have consequences from it,
we have to deal with those consequences.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
No, no, I know it.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
If those influencers say the same thing wrong that we said.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's true. They are essentially trying to apply broadcast rules
to influencers.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
We have the lords of the FCC over us.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I don't hate that either.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
It also will cut down on me. Is this true?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Are you for real?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Do I trust you?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
So they have a little like different colored check mark
or something, you know what I mean, so you'll know
like this is a you know.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
And also so your elderly mother in law doesn't get
Oh did you see this video? That's why I'm not
getting any shots anymore. Great, you're right. Some dude drinking
a twelve pack in his garage by himself, listening to
a boombox knows all the conspiracy theories about vaccinations that
are definitely true.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
That's my man.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Doctor.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Do you pay him with insurance or just weedy?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
We just trade that sounds. He only gives prostate examples
like you went in for skinned me. He was like,
on your elbows, my boy.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
And for some reason has a line out the garage.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Oh, August eight, Soldier Field, the Foo Fighter is going
to be in town.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Oh I'm excited. Oh yeah. Starting with the.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Vibes Goes Rock Station. We are the morning marsh pit.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
When you walk into like say a CBS or in
this specific example, a Walmart and he goes, say, to
the deodorant section, and you want to just grab some deodorant,
but you can't because there's a lock to display case.
So then yeah, go find the employee. You gotta hope
they're not helping someone else, and then you have to
like do the awkward walk, like, Hi, he's want to

(42:23):
get some deodorant to the key, not lube or something either,
because you got to get them to lock that and
have that awkward sometimes and it's like, yeah, I have
sex sometime, I don't want to get pregnant because I
have sex. Yes, it's not in marriage, and I'm gonna
go to help, right, So awkward all around. Not great.

(42:44):
Walmart is testing out a new system that uses digital
keys to unlock the cases, so it'll let you unlock
it with your phone instead of waiting for the employee
to arrive with an actual physical key. It says right now.
The results are mixed. Some shoppers are able to get
the products they need without calling anyone over. Other shoppers
are having trouble, complaining that it's slower and glitchy.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Deer Amazon, No, I'm not dealing with this.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
I'm gonna use my digital key on the service that's
gonna get me something in that day, over two days,
and I can get a whole bunch of stuff at
the same time without having that awkward digital key interaction.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
And it's not going to work because it's the Walmart app.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
And shopping has become such a pain in the ass
that I hardly do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It just order.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
It sounds like a vending machine in store for an
essential item.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Well, that's what I was wondering, is ideally, if this
is the way it's set up now, you could get
into the case and just grab everything in there. But
I would assume there's some sort of thing where it
pops down, drops down, and yeah, so you can't just
take them all once the door opens.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
What happens if I decide I want to and then
I got to get I got to come back probably.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't hate the
idea either, because you don't have to go find the
stupid or I mean find the awesome store worker and
stuff where you're like, come on over here, help me out.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well, it's also just like these are not diamonds, Like
it's Deyodour's tide, right, whatever it is is something found
in a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
All I know is when it's C two E two
week or fan expo. Yeah, open it up. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I just like you make the sacrifice for some fresh
pits in a very sweety, sweaty setting, like just let
it be and sweating even you know what, Dove or
degree or whoever, just cut the check. It's gonna it's
gonna be better for all of us in that situation.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, that's the thing. Well, like how much money can
they really be losing on deyodouran that maybe we as
a society are not.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Willing to How much was deoder in the last time
you bought it?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I don't even know, maybe six ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Eight dollars I paid, I paid eight and then got
two so I could get it for fifteen and save
a dollar.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I get that aluminum deodoran on a tour poison me
exactly go around and start handing it out at two two.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Just here you go. I was actually just gonna weld
my sweatlands shut. Just put the metal directly in so.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Right, and we put up some semblance of a kissing booth.
But we spray pits on the way into sea two
e two. Next year the mos pit.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Oh my god, the.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
We have to have a meeting. We gotta have a meeting.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
The boys of Summer have official are gone. We are
now onto the men of Autumn, and then they get
the Granddaddy's of winter. It's gonna be a good seasons

(45:54):
daddy Christmas dude, this morning.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Now you want for winter?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Why like a Jeff Goldbloom, Yeah, Jeff gold Jeff.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Gold Bloom doesn't give pop pop. Now you know what
I'm talking about when I say pop pop. Yeah, it's
not Jeff Goldbloom.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
No, I want like Clint Eastwood about fifteen years ago.
Get off my law and onto what anyway, it's rock
ninety five five. It's text time, text time all day.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
We tell you to text the show A four four
nine ninety five fifty could text us here. You could
text everybody throughout the day right here on Rock ninety
five five.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Let's go to the.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Eight six three. Mmm, can't wait for tomorrow. Pretty reckless
Christmas album release. Nice, have a great day, especially you Maria.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh thanks?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
What else it feels loaded?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Bitch is blocking the eight six three number?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Perfect? Okay from the seven to sixth three. You guys
need to take a road trip to.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
John that's been a minute.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Or Missouri, Missouri to visit Uranus. I've heard they love
company there. They'll pack your fridge there, Missouri loves company. Wait, sorry,
he said your anus, And then you're trying to make
a joke.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
At the same time, I read fridge. It wasn't packed
your fridge. It's packed your fudge, which makes more sense.
Mike from New Jersey, says the Mike from New Jersey, Jersey. No, No,
people who like candy corner also the ones who ate
crayons when they were kids.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Wow, that's true.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, okay, those are are United States Marines. Devil Dog
from the A one four. Uh.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
This is in reply to soup. Thanks now for the
rest of the day, I'm gonna have MINNESTRONI marsh pit
with Marris, Michael and Marie, Maria and Michael stuck in
my head in an illiterative health state.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I'm glad they finished that statement.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
That's incredible because it was a China or Japan. They're
making like a basically hot hot tubs sort of things.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, so we're and they have some veggies in
there and everything. I still want that cheddar broccoli soup.
I'm trying to get into the cauldron of the Witch
of Hansel and Gretel, and I want to eat the house.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Here's the thing. Michael's trying to do the hot tub
down the river.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'm trying to get into a witch's cauldron, just to
end it in the most delicious way possible, delicious never
mind really tomorrow from the sixth three.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Oh, my dog got skunked once and we bathed him
and tomato soup.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
And we did that with my little brother, Cooter Mason.
He doesn't smell like a very bad pizza.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Love you crash Bandicoots, good old Couter Mason.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Did you hear what he says? Love you crash Bandicooters.
Oh that crash Bandicooter Mason.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Boy, I'll tell you a couter mason uh seven from
the seven o eight that's justin for Perch Day tomorrow.
Oscar Meyer pumpkin stuffed sausage No. From the eight three
two A ghost drinking milort oh and from the seven
ray throw back Thursday radio hosts love renar beer.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Okay, well it's thirst today, so nice?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Oh wait, I got one more for you from the
six three to oh uh?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
A shame on Sydney Sweeney for showing up at the
variety party did we talk?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
A shame on her. She's completely you can see through
her dress. This is completely in.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Appris say that we got a text saying that this
is completely inappropriate. Let's the area code of the text
that sent that he said? Or did you just want
to bring up Sydney Sweeney's breasts and therefore.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
He has covered his base?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Reason to look it up on a work computer. I
like to make sure we're covering the text properly. And
if someone's upset, they deserve to have their voice heard that.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I'm I'm so glad that you want to cover things properly.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
If you google Sydney Sweeney, right, now you will find
pictures of her. Be careful because you don't want to
run into these pictures of her with the sea through dress.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
It's good that transparent on this topic.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I'll give you a thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Hey, yeah, like that, thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
What's the text number, mister Sidney Sweeney?

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Wow, she is?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
She needs to get closed it okay, eight four four.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Lights are on yea, so is Metallica. As we are
still ninety five minutes commercial.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Free ry drive.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Me and every woman listening for the purge and speaking
of hard to handle, that's us. We're party much and
I mean it in a non purgeway and more of
us just being chaotic and fun hard to handle.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I'm hard to handle, he means it in.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
The purgeway wrapped ninety five five tomorrow, Yes, so what
is the what is going on with the rules, because
I'm still like thinking thirst today, like I'm still in
class mode. I forgot that it's literally tomorrow. Okay, so tomorrow,
every single hour on the morning mosh pit, you will
get a chance to call in and say your pervy
comments directly to me. There are rules for this. Number one,

(51:15):
you have to say your first and last name, full
government name, own your pervyness. Two, you have to say
your mother's name because either a, if you're okay with
it and she's okay with it, something's wrong and she
deserves to bear the brunt of this blame as well. Ah,
or you need to be reminded of that woman when

(51:35):
you are speaking to another woman like that. Either way,
my purpose is served. So yeah, every hour tomorrow for
the Purge, and then at the end of the day
for our non participating dear listener, I will cut up
the best ones and I will put a montage on
social media.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
I got a feeling tomorrow's gonna be a lot of fun, chaotic.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
It's gonna be insane bucket.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I kind of love the purge because making people say
it actually like speaking it makes them much funnier. They're
usually more creative and less just like gross and shock factory.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
And also I get a very large number of people
that are like, Hi, I just want to say, I
think sorry people talk to you like this. Are we
taking those calls tomorrow or you'll probably get screened up
by the phone screener If I'm being honest.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Face down on a gravel road.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
That was good that.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I think it might be my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
I think the one today that you read that I
don't think we hadn't even be read on the air
was my favorite. It was theol on the air and
go back to when you know you can.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I don't remember what it was we play with that
one and.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
One the guy at the time dravel.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Oh yeah, no I can't read.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
He's yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Feel safer if we Yeah, okay, we got bosses here
to day?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Did online yet? Can somebody go actually just search it?
And the issue is it's my last day and I
already had the one.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well yeah, and you're gonna have an honorable mention category.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
So that's also going to be posted tomorrow after I
do the montage of the audio. I'm going to do
a montage of the honorable mention comments because there are
so many that didn't make the list.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
A lot of greatness going on and we can't wait
to see how this goes tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
But right now I can wait.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Oh, I mean I can too, But right now we
got to make way the rock stars on his way
in Oh boy, what He's going to keep things moving
with ninety five minutes commercial free rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
We'll see you tomorrow.