The Rats, The Bots, and The Junk Drawer!

This week on The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re digging deep into your junk drawer, your tech fears, and America’s rat problem.

From The List of free stuff we’re all guilty of never throwing away, to another wild round of Human vs. Robot War, and L.A. being crowned the rattiest city in America… it’s chaos, clutter, and comedy, all in one morning.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It is done. Oh hey, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm going to be turned on the mics. Thinks that's good.
The deed is done, is what I'm trying to say.
The Halloween costume, Oh yeah, what are you doing? Has
been acquired. Oh I can't tell you.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh really good? Yeah yeah, but may I yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's going to be one of the most ridiculously thinks
ridiculous things Maria could put together, and she's going to
find a way to make it attractive.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
First of all, do you know thank you?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I thought you were telling me like you're like get ready,
you're actually way off.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
However, thank you, because like I'm picturing you just walking
in as like this moldy fungus mushroom and then you
just kind of like got your heels on and the
makeup's done, and it's like, oh, I'm a sexy, fun guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Right then and there.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wow, I've never felt so complimented by you, and that's
really saying something. You're very good to me, but that's
that's a real nice compliment. Yeah, well, you know you
can make a moldy mushroom. First of all, confushrooms mold
like our mushroom's not the mold.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
But that's true, truly. Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Halloween is in two days, like it's here, and then
it's Thanksgiving time.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Guys, we're going to be at the Haunted. Wait, you
said the tea word. I know, I get excited.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I like the food. I need you to focus with him.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
He was Halloween in August, and then we get to
Halloween and he's ready for Christmas, and now he's ready
for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It all.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
We were just having the conversation yesterday about how time
is the most valuable resource. This guy over here is
like Adam Sandler and Click, just trying to fast forward.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Fantastic movie, by the way, one of Adam Sandler's finest.
That is a callback to a previous commversation discussing Adam
Sandler's great and my favorite is Click.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I just can't believe that that's your favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It's my absolutely one that makes you want to kill
yourself by the end of it.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, it's very thought provoking. I just want that remote control,
like just pausing life.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't I'll ever want Adam Sandler to provoke my thoughts.
He is not the Socrates that I'm looking for. I
know what I want him to give me the water
boy accent for the rest of my life.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
He figured out how to make that voice and do
that accent and make fifty million dollars for a movie.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That guy's killing it. That's what I want, And then
rotated voices. He went from little nicky exact, very very close.
He's not Meryl Streep.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay, you guys ever heard of his Like back in
the day, I got a CD where they did sketches
and skits and he has one called the Goat and
he does a voice as this goat that's on a truck.
Oh my god, And somebody throws a football at He's like, Hey,
I'm stuck on this truck all the time. Why don't
you help me get off? And he's like, they let
him off the truck. You gotta watch listen, it's hilarious.
We'll have to find a lot of you're kidding, It's

(03:06):
it's really funny.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, we're oas over hit it.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, there we go. Yeah, tons of giveaways today.
See their dodgery in front of the head. We've got
haunted house passes class class.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Marie is teaching a class. Next thing. You damn straight.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
W C Hi weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
The skirt blew up.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Whoa, Oh, well sir, it's gonna be wendy today, very.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Wendy, Michael Monroe.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I was trying to hold it down to it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Some wind gus around the area up to thirty miles
an hour today, so things could be blown around a
little bit if you got that. Uh you know people
have the umbrella in their backyard over the little table.
Yeahs at and put that thing away because it's gonna
blow away.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It is fifty degrees outside. We have one. Well, it's
still gonna be windy.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, but we have one one time and it went
right through the back window because it was just say
I got windy and just blew it right through the
back window.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
But it is gonna be.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
It feels way colder right now than it is. It
feels like thirty four. But hi, today is gonna be
fifty eight partly sunny and Wendy.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is it too cold right now for a fire pit? No, No,
it's just right. Yeah, it seems nice, a nice forty
degree ninety sunsets a little early the first hour of nightfall. Yes,
that's too cold. Okay, got it, got awesome. Oh so yeah,
enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
And tomorrow is gonna beautiful sunny and a high of
like fifty six.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
So yeah, we all have these in our house, stuff
that is free that we should be throwing away old clothes,
but we hoard and collected half my home. We got
to talk about it. Next out Rock Matty five to five.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Be sure to let your freak off the leash to
stretch their freak legs, run around on the freak grass
and be able to smell all the other freak's butts.
It's morning moshpit on Rock ninety five five. And to
my other freak on a leash.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Wouldn't it be good for the freak to already be
a little nimble. Don't go stretch all the time. You're
already just flexible.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, they can't just be naturally nimble. You gotta let
them stretch. You gotta get there, stretch out your freak.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I will bet that everyone in this room has nine
out of eleven of these items. Okay, we'll see. It's
free stuff you feel too guilty about throwing away. And
as I'm looking at the list, these are essentials to life. Okay,
Fast food napkins.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, why would I throw them away? They're useful. I
need them. I have paper towels.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, okay, but when you run out of paper towels,
I don't run out at.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Your dining room table. You just ordered takeout yesterday. You
just don't go out grab yesterday's napkin, and a little
doll goes in the bag. It came in and goes
right in the gardens.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, Uh, condiment packet, so catch up. Mustard, barbecue sauce,
a little extra chick sauce from Chick file A.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
We keep that. I have it in the fridge. Ketchup
and mustard in the fridge. You're the worst person I've
ever met.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
The hotel toilet trees. Yeah, you get your little freeze.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Talking about what do you mean you like take them
home from the hotel and use them?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yes, or on the next trip I go on, I
have toilet hor with.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Me because you could keep it in your little baggy
and it just be good to go.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I will say, you are one of the least cluttered
people I've ever met in my life.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
So why are you such a disaster?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Anyway, I have no problem throwing things away when I
moved here. I threw everything away and sold everything, definitely did.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I got with a car and just bought things when
I got here.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, prepackaged screws from old front Yeah, yes, save those.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, that's the one that you're saying.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, like if you got if you or I got
to take it apart and put it back together. I
might need an extra screws.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
You never know when that loose screw is going to
come in the handy. Listen, and I know about loose screws.
Uh an old charger Yeah, yeah, it's got some friends
coming by.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah. Yeah. Throwing away anything electronic, and I got a
bag of cords. Cords you know what I also have.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I have old pairs of headphones that like one earbud
like doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I definitely found my old cans or my headphones from
my previous station, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
They actually still work. Why did I get it? Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
The silica gel packets, this is the one thing that
I do throw. I cannot stand them. I know why
they exist, but I don't need them. They're toxic to
animals too, so I try to get them another house.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Plastic takeout utensils yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
We keep those. I don't want to do dishes sometimes. Yeah,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
What kinds of fine?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I just use my utensils. If I'm being completely honest,
I buy plastic utensils. So really I have normal ones,
but I also have okay, throw away.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
This one is a new one for me. Gift bags
and tissue paper.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I hate running to the store last minute because then
it makes me late for everything.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
One of those I just.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Have like a stash of bags and tissue paper.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I don't like it. I like to go to the
Pretty Island.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, like I like to go see all the ribbons,
and you know, technology for gift wrapping has really come
a long way, it really has.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Then we have grocery store plastic bags. I have so many. Yeah,
cat litter, cat.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Litter, Yeah, one hundred percent. I go to throw them
away and goes do not throw that away? Yeah, what's
the problem, Because it's the first time I've lived with
a cat.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
It's a lunch seck, it's a garbage bag. It's used
for stuffing when you're packing, it's used for everything.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
So I'm to not be microplastics in our water, yes,
because they're not in the water they're in my cupboard.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Cardboard boxes, and bubble wrap. I will get rid of
these once they start piling up.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I pop on my bubble wrap first I gotta, and
then I keep the cardboard box for about two weeks
because cats love a cardboard box more than anything else,
so I let.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Them have it.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
If I fits, I sit. And then finally, twist ties.
These are getting chucked. I could carry that.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I just don't use much with twist ties.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Their cat toys. Oh my cat loves a twist toy.
He plays a fetch with it.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, eight four four ninety five fifty. How did you
stack up on this list? Do you keep a lot
of these items? Do you throw them away or hoarders?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Some of those people they like like they it's just
empty cans that they just drink and throw on the
floor and it build. I mean that gives me anxiety
to even think about.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah. Man, the one time they found a cat under
the newspapers, what this bad.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Old mental illness? Lincoln bark On Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
As I'm wearing my Lincoln Parking merch from the show
this show I was in minded, they did something really cool.
You could actually order your merch from your seat. Oh
that's at the show, and go pick it up later.
So you're down on that line standing line, you're not
standing with the shirt.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You don't got that little bag.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
You don't have to worry about putting it down and
worrying about somebody taking it.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Just go pick it up. If they never even heard
of anyone doing. Oh, that's awesome as well.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I was about to say that can change some bands lives,
especially the ones that depend on merch sales, but then
I was like, oh, they'll have to pay the app.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I don't generally, I don't buy merch if there's a
huge line.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It was just on site.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
You bought what you needed once it was sold out,
and there was a bunch of stuff sold out.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
So yeah, that's good job.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
And I've noticed bands to putting the stuff online after
the show, so like you could actually go online and
buy the stuff, which is cool to Yeah, my Chemical
Romans did though, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It takes a lot of technology though. Oh oh, it's
true technology that could be used against us inevitably in
a human visas robots war.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
News from the front of the Inevitable human.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Robot War researchers at.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
The Ohio State University Yeah you're welcome, Yeah yeah, have
figured out how to use mushrooms as computer memory.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
They grew shaitaki and button.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Mushrooms tasty I know, okay, dried them out for several days,
attached electrodes to them, and then sprayed them with water
to make them conduct electricity again. The mushroom samples were
then tested with different electrical signals to see if they
could work like memoristers. Those are the parts that remember
electric signals when like your computer powers turned off, and.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
At one vault, the mushrooms worked best.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
And we're even programmed to act a computer ram, reaching
speeds of almost six thousand cycles per second with ninety
percent accuracy.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
See.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
The scientists say mushroom based computer parts have several benefits
over regular electronics. They're better for the environment. They don't
need rare earth metals, The very easier to grow. They're
easier to grow than other biological materials. They use less power,
They're way less and TALKI mushrooms can handle radiation.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I love this. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I don't know if you guys have seen how smart
fun guy can be sometimes.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
That the's so funding.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Japanese researchers used fung Gui to help map their transit system.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
So they put all the barriers in place and then
let the fun Guy grow through it to see the
best route to set up a lot of the transits.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
It was either it was either an update or they
were utilizing it. I just remember seeing the visual of
the city and they put all those streets or all
the things up, and then the fun guy just went
through it and was like here here, and I was
just like, I'm terrified of.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
The onto that they did a similar thing with just
a map of the US and they put all the
resources where the resources all are, all the water spots
water spots are, and they just like let them ald
do its thing, and it made essentially the US map.
All the cities popped up in like the same the
major ones and the roads were the same.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, so hell cool, which is also a reminder terrifying.
This is definitely how we lose.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Fun Guy is real though, so we all we keep
fun Guy on our side, can we.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Because what we're doing is turning it into computer if
just enhancers.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
If we can if we can keep the fun guy
on our side.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Sure, but I think they're going to be under the
influence of electricity putting them.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
On the robot side.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
And then but you do have is biology and electricity
all to get them Frank and Robot up in here
with the fungus.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
And that is how they win the inevitable EAUMIVERSI.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
What's news from the front of the inevitable human robot War.
If you missed the nineties grunge, tune into the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. We now have confirmation that
Jerry Cantrell and Mike McCready will be performing with Sound Gardens,
which is pretty cool. Yeah, Rockney Chicago's rock station. The
morning marsh Pit is on.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
They've taken our crown.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
They've disgraced us LA specifically, so they have a list
of the rattiest cities in America with you guessed it,
the most rats and.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's what that meant, got it And we.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Used to be number one for years and years and years.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Earned we live with our rats. Saw a couple of
them this morning.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yes, they are community and LA wants to be us
so bad.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
I do understand though, if I was a rat and
I've lived on Street. I would go to LA where
the weather is nice year around. There's people tourists throwing
things on the on the leaving on the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
But here's the thing. I've only been to LA once
or twice. Food here is so much better, I agree with.
If I'm picking scraps from anybody, I want to be
a Chicago rat. Interesting, you know, And you got all
these nice areas, and you almost could build a house
in some of the areas with the stuff that they
leave in.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
The garbage surfing's better than in LA. Though I've never
seen a rat, I'm sure I'd like to think they
do just early morning, Like.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I feel like I've seen a rat go for a swim.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh gosh off, Yes, I've seen rats swimming. People have
seen rats come up to toilet bowl.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh my god, Oh this is weird. Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
So the list goes La number one, Chicago, number two,
number three in New York, and no surprise, number four
San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Number five Hartford canne wait what Hartford?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
What's up? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Comes before DC, Detroit, Philadelphia, Minneapolis.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
And Denver, Hartford, Wi y'all doing Hartford? What are we
missing out on there? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
What's in Hartford makes me want to go there? And look,
you want to see the fall fully Maybe these rats.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Know something we don't.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Is that maybe where Wilbur the pig from Charlotte's Web
is from, because there's a rat there and they do
sing a whole song about a Shmorgasbord after a state fair.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So maybe the affairs at Hartford hard cut.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I haven't seen Charlotte's Web in so long. Oh, I
just remember crying at the end of the movie.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, it's real sad, you know, Charlotte, But they have
a song.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Is borg is bored childhood memories for you to deal
with the motions.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
The only real thing they give here is they say
the pandemic caused rats to move from urban business districts
to residential areas as food sources changed. Other than that,
even I'm just literally googled rats in Hartford and that's
really the only explanation.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
They go, I'm just mad at la taking our spot.
You want to know why.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You want to know why this is because that stupid
research that they did. You found out the rat hole
was made by a squirrel that put us.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Down a rat?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Hey, are we top squirrel now? Squirrel towns? I don't
think so.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Squirrels are tree rats. It's the same thing. They're fluffy rats.
They're pigeons are flying rats. Pigeons aren't No, birds aren't real.
That's not fair. We were so mean to pigeons. We
betrayed pigeons.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
We brought them into our cities, and then we stranded
them there.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Have what you've seen a baby pigeon. I feel that
you're looking at me really weirdly. That we've seen a
nest with an owl, a hog or something. You've seen
a little pigeon but before their feathers turn Yeah, what's fluffy?
That's wild? Just young.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I've never seen it before. They just show up. I
swear like it's just.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I believe crazy. Let me make sure that I believe.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's osos and they just stand next to each other
and split in it. There's a second pigeon and that's
how they keep growing. It just don't make sense.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I haven't seen them this young. Yeah, I haven't seen
these like really really baby ones. I've seen them when
they're I guess adolescents. I've seen an adolescent pigeon.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Have you seen a baby rat? I guess I've seen
different size rates, but not like a little rat.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay, I have sadly fed some baby rats to snakes before.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Well yeah, I mean yeah, I just mean in the wild,
I feel like I've never seen a little rat.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
We're straight a little bit here, We're deficit.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Way to go, guys, Right now, what I want to
do is get Either Or ready to play Dungeons and
Dragons with us.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
In morning moshpit D and D.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You play the character of Either Or eight four four
nine five ninety five fifty b collar ten to play
with us today You're gonna get qualified for the sticks.
Fly away to Las Vegas anyway, twenty third through the
thirty first at the Venetian and we are back.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
At Whole Foods. Oh my god, trying to find an
onion this.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Time walking through a destroyed map makes the perfect Tod Dog,
perfect Chicago Dog.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
We are on our way and we went you with us?
Eight four four rock ninety five five? Are we speaking
with Matt Waldzillow? Two days in the hole? Maybe the show?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I love Claude Zilla so Matt, here's what's going to happen.
Welcome to D and D For the first thing. Here,
you're gonna be playing as either or. But you're already.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Qualified, so we're not going to qualify you again. How's
that sound. We're not going to qualify you again. No,
you already qualify. You're double quality.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I know, I know, I know. But all right, let's
get to the recap so we can get into it. Okay,
going back to Whole Foods today.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Let's do that, all right.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
So, in their quest to make the perfect Chicago a
hot dog from the best ingredients, the gang decided to.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Turn around and go to Whole Foods.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yea. This was, of course, after Marius proposed that it
go to an onion stand he saw on Lower Whacker Drive.
Masonovich want to go to Logan Square's Farmer's Market, and
then either Ur was.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Like, no, no, I think we just go back inside
and we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
So thank you either or of Matt for that phenomenal suggestion.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Appreciate you. And this is where the gang finds themselves today.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
After stepping out of the Whole Foods doors, they turn
on their heel and start walking right back in again.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
The sliding doors straight up grown. As they open, it
smells like vinegar, yeast, and regret.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
They sub cautiously past puddles of brine and shards of glass.
As they approach, there's an onion display, but something's off.
The bulbs aren't still breathing. A low hum emanates from
the pile. One of the onions lifts slightly. It's papery
skin fluttering. From behind the display emerges a Whole Foods employee,

(21:11):
or like what's the left of one. They're apron reads
assistant flavor manager, with their eyes glow yellow, their breath sharp,
with vinegar in their hands. A produce scanner. I can,
I can say things like a holy relic. It says
you have disturbed the brine balance. No onion leaves this

(21:32):
place unsliced.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh god, we're in an encounter.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Either or.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
You have to distract the assistant flavor manager.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
How would you like to do that?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
That's that's you, Matte, either or Matt, Matt.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Act the manager.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, yeah, how do you want to distract the assistant
flavor manager?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Act like I'm stealing something? Okay, let's give him a roll?
Yeah I am six?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh no, okay, either or starts sneaking cartoonishly over to
the licorice in the candy island, goes, oh, no, sure
would be a shame if I were to steal this licorice.
The assistant flavor manager glances over and goes, No, one

(22:32):
would ever steal licorice of all the items in this store.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Sorry, black liquorice is delicious. Yeah, so good.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
No one agrees with you. And it's not even like
in the universe of the game.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
And I'm just I'm happy that it's around. But I'm digressing.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Would you like to try to
distract me a system flavor manager? I had a different
job for you, but you know, no, no, no, let's
what's the move. What's he doing?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
He's gonna also try to distract the assistant flavor manager instead.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Of what I was gonna have to do. He's been
a bitch ass.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Because I like liquorice fifteen and baby liquorice?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Do you distract the assistant flavor manager.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I get my puppets out of my knapsack, and I
take my left hand and I and I introduce him
to Marius the little and then with my right hand,
I throw sand in his eyes so he can't see.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That. Marius the little talking to.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Him like, hey, mister management, sand blast.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
The assistant flavor manager puts his hands over his eyes
and goes, ah, my bright eyes, I can't see anything with.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
My bright eyes.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Marius has successfully distracted him and we will see tomorrow
how may Sonovich comes into play.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yes, and matt as you know you are already qualified
for the Sticks, flyway to Las Vegas to see them
at the Venetian Will. They'll be there from January twenty
third through the thirty first. Tickets are available at ticketmaster
dot com. Big shout out to Live Nation for helping
us with this one. But when you play with us
the rest of the week, you also have opportunities to

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get qualified as well, because we don't want you to
miss MMP d D.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Now here's five or so things with mares. Why does
he always drop his bands during this part of the show, Dingle, Dingle, It's.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Just more comfortable. I don't know how to explain him.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
But eight four four ninety five point fifty b Collar
ten who got a pair of tickets to Hell's Gate.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Haunted House over in Lockport.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
The multi level matchin is filled with price that you
want to enjoy, and there is a giant slud on
top of.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
All all of that, and we want you to be there.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
So be called ten eight four four ninety five fifty one.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Send you over to Hell'sgate Haunted House. You get your
tickets now at Hellsgate dot com. Now.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
So the other things to address, sleep expert shares tips
ahead of the time change so that you can get
more rest. That's what he does say, is that anything
under seven hours probably not the best for your medical stuff.
Help increase medical issues down the road. Things that you
can do to help your sleep schedule. Have a consistent routine,

(25:37):
avoiding screens right before bed right and not eating or
exercising right before bed. I am a criminal of all
three of those that might be a corpse.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I call it creating jobs for healthcare practice.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Shout out to our doctors, all of them. The Olympics
are next year. Olympics.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Didn't realize that we had that coming, But.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
They will be in Milan. And guess who's gonna be there.
To me, You're going to Milan.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I'm gonna compete in what the Winter Olympics?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
But what what sports sport?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Any of them just named one. Sorry, but she's little
lush all right.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, along with Maria and Michael as coach for the
luge event, Elmo, Cookie Monster and Grover are going to
be there as well.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Elma says, excited to come to Milan.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's in Italy. Elmo can't wait to cheer on the
athletes the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
You know what, Almo's mommy is man him on special
road blue hat. That was terrible, Alma, you don't have
hounds of self preservation?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Why would you not go for Cookie Monster? Because Elmo
was speaking? That was Elm, give me a cookie Monster
cookies headed to Milan to eatie.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Honestly, it's cookie love cookie and Milan.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Will he eat the Milano cookies? He loved Melano cookies. Cookies?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Why do you think my eyes so squirty? Red Bull
is coming out with an advent calendar is going to
be having twenty four different cans or twenty four a
mix of twenty four cans, including a new winter edition
of the Fuji Apple ginger and then favors like juneberry,
wild berries, tropical fruit, and cucumber, elderflower. This is going

(27:34):
to be available at Costco, Target, and Walmart.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
When you gotta fill thirty days.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Both Jesus and Red Bull gives you wings, angels and
everybody's excitement.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Kids Bob Live the Concert movie will be out January
second through the fifth, featuring performances of Apple and Pink
Pony Club. The Kids Bob President says, even more kids
and families sing and dance along with us today than ever.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Throw that in and for everybody else, let's talk to
John really quick. Hey John, what's going on? Good morning,
good money? How are you today?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Man?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I won yesterday and I got so franic I grabbed
the phone and I hung up. Hilarious. We were wondering
what happened.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Well, I'm glad you called back, John, so now we
can actually give you tickets.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Do not hang up, don't hang up.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
We're going to send you over to Hell'sgate Haunted House
over in Lockport. Haunted Mansion is a lot of fun
for you to enjoy, with haunts around every corner, a
giant slide that you must take part in.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
And you've got a pair of tickets.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
John, you are all set, So congratulations to you, and
for everyone else, get your tickets over at Hellsgate dot com.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Due to economic restraints. The Fallen is no longer free.
It is now a subscription based plan. Please pay ten
to ninety nine per month for Fallen.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Damn it to ninety nine. Used to be so easy.
Those were the days. Yeah two years ago, Mickey.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
One in eight Americans claim they've lived in a home
that was haunted at some point in their life. Halloween
pull from real litter dot Com found the vast majority
of US think hauntings are at least possible. Eighty six
percent said yes, only fourteen percent sent notes. Fourteen percent
said no. And I'm with the fourteen percent. This is stupid.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I'm with the other side. Have you ever seen a ghost? Yes?
You have seen one? Yes? Hold on, I need this
story play entire shows.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
They're dressed up surgery, they have skeletons on their face.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's an amazing band. But no, I had knee surgery
and I was having trouble sleeping. So I'm laying in
bed and any drugs involved. No, actually no, because they
wouldn't give me anything.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Sleep derivation acts as a drug, thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
So I roll over and I see this guy eating
a bag of popcorn and watching me sleep, and I'm
just like, huh, and like as I go to anything,
he just phases out of the room like he.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Was a star trag.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Interesting. I never had anything like that. Yeah, that's wild.
I went to the doctor the next day and I
was like, I need something. I think something's wrong.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I'm sure people listening have had different experiences eight four
four ninety five fifty text us your your ghost stories.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I used to live in a haunted house.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I got divorced, though, so that cleared that.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I don't know, let's hear.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Two thirds of people who lived in a haunted home
reported things like footsteps, banging sounds, or mysterious music. Fifty
one percent specifically said a disembodied voice hearing any of this,
I think this is hokus. I think it's people's brains
playing tricks on him.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
No offense. Yeah, yeah, no, it is your brain.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
But it's also like, you know, you see like a
little flicker glimmer out of the corner of your eye.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
You know, there's nobody else in the room.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
My grandma died and she said that, I mean she
came back to life, obviously, but she said that her spirit,
so to speak, was like watching them work on her.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
She came back to life, obviously. Well, well, I guess
you don't know that.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
But she died on the table, yeah, basically, and then
they brought her back. Yeah, okay, but she said that
she was watching it go on. I thought that's kind
of an interesting spirit thing.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
But out of body experiences are pretty typical. That's the
thing it is.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Yeah, objects move on their own. Fifty eight percent said
they've seen that in the house feelings of being touched.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Don't like that.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Fifty where's that ghost is trying to create that scary
movie scene?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Your ceilings are high up to next time I talk
about getting ghosted, just know that's what I meant.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
And finally, flickering lights. Forty eight percent saw flickering lights
or appliances turning on.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Or regular regular Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
In this day and age of smartphones that everyone has
that have cameras that are immediately accessible, we don't have
tens of thousands of videos of ghosts that supposedly exist.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yet, Well, you can't see ghosts. I ain't afraid of
no ghosts. You know who's not a bitch? That man Rocky.
He's got a thousand dollars on the way.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
After eight o'clock today, Where did.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
He even come from.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I was like, it just said to me, like, and
you know it's not a little bin.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
God, but we're about to be because we are going
to go over the news. Headlines are appsolutely make them nice, terrible,
make them.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
And that's what the corporate chow said to me. They're like,
just put a positive spin on it. And I'm like,
oh's a positive spin on it. I can just do that.
So I'm gonna just do that. This is bad news.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Bears women found dead in plastic bag dexter. Yeah, at
least I'll be in some tupperware. No, I don't want
to spoil in the water.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Quote unquote kill list lands eleven year old girl in jail.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
That happened when I was at school in the high school.
Kid had a kill list and the crops like swarmed
the school and took them out and stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yet I definitely had a list, but I didn't write
to kill list on it because I'm smart.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
She's come and get her cuts.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Don't say that during perche Thank you Grandma shot nine
times credits Faith for survival. Hello, you assume the doctor's
name was Faith? Man arrested, threatened to blow up. I
hop what I hoped do to you? Yeah, seriously, I.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
All of it. Just that news bank.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
There's a famous story a few years ago or something
where a guy said he was going to go blow
up the bathroom, but he was talking about taking a.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Cap and they liked the bomb squad.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Did that happen in an airport Walmart?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
What He's like, I'm gonna blow this up?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
And they were like calling the bombs rock station, no Man.
This morning, we were talking about school lunches. Oh my god,
did you know that a recent study from University of
Washington found that kids who get school lunches have a
much higher or much lower risk of blood pressure having

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high blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I would have never thought to look at child's blood pressure.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Well, when we're talking off the ear, I was thinking
about it. It's weird to think that maybe that's the
best meal some people have, right because they're saying it's
a health outcome because they're they're balanced meals, so to speak.
But that's kind of crazy. I mean, I think the
I always look forward to that pizza day, that square pizza.
The square pizza didn't know any better. It hit so good,
it did, didn't you? This was amazing And now if

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I took a bite of it, I'd be like, oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, I remember having it in college. I don't know why,
but we like found the company and we bought some
and it was just like no, no, no hot sauce,
something else to help this out, But what was what
was the best.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Meal you had in the cafeteria? School?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Eight four four ninety five fifty text us and let
us know. Also hit us on the walkie talk back
that's on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Hit the red microphone button to leave us a message.
Corn dogs. I like the corn dog dogs are so good.
Dip it and stick it. I don't stick it. I
guess you, Maria, I went to bougie school. That's so fair.
Like what there was a cheft? No, we ordered because
I had nana. How would you like your nana? The

(36:25):
cafeteria lady you did not talk back to. Yeah, that's
so fair.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
No, what is this bougie cafesteria cafeteria?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Well, we we called it hot lunch. If you're going
to get the school lunches, yea. And hot lunch was
like ordered from restaurants, so like we had we had pizza,
hot personal pan pizzazz. Yeah, we had subway subs. We
had to get pizza. Hotline was like the local pizza
thing there for for non and this.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Was all the time, because we had that for special
days but not.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, it'd be like once a semester we could order
McDonald's and they would bring it in for us, and
then it was just like a big pizza party.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Hit Pizza Hut, we hit a reading gold or something.
Everybody got Pizza Hut. But this was every day.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I think they just had deals with all the local vendors.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
I feel bad for you a little bit. You must
start on like some cafeteria, I know, ash potatoes and grays.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Nothing hit harder than na Cho Day in grade school.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
It was the nacho chips.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I don't know what they seasoned that meat with, but
it was perfecttion get a little sauce of some lettuce
and tomato, just loaded up with cheese on top.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Mix it all together. Oh my god. Sloppy Joe Day. Yeah, yeah,
we Slappy Jo and those I don't think we're ordering
vendor gave y'all sla No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's the one. It's like the one they cooked on site.
Maybe you get a pudding cup. No, we various desserts.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
We also had like the snack line, which just became
meal line after a while. So like you do, like
a rice crispy with some chips and the Canada sparkling
water or whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Right, anything? What was the big thing in high school?
We just had milk. You ever get the ice cream
cup with the wooden spoon? Yeah, oh that was special day.
That's special. We had ice from day on Fridays. Every
Friday was ice cream Day. I can't talk to you.
Was it like a Sunday fountain kind of topics that
you have? Was it being Jerry or was it ice crazy?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was hogging dogs.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
But we do want to hear from you because this
is just driving up some great memories eight four four
ninety five fifty text us your cafeteria school memories and
also hit us on the walkie talk back. Oh no,
iHeartRadio app not the number. I'm sorry, just got moving again.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Gives me twenty five cents for a carton of milk.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
That's right, not a little cart you could get. Do
you get chocolate?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
A regular chocolate? I didn't get chocolate. I just thought
it was fifty cents for ice cream on ice cream back.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I damn, it's cheap ass ice cream the day sometimes.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Now here's a bit only blog, William.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
There, there we go eight four four ninety five fifty.
We are ready for Fun to the Head. This is
a trivia game where you get to answer trivia questions.
Take one of us hostage. We will provide you a
save if you need it. But we just like shooting
each other with nerve guns. We're on a little bit
of a hot streak. Nobody is lost in quite some

(39:36):
well that's a lie.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Shocked somebody last week got what was their prize? I
think it was. Wasn't the your guitar? This time? It
wasn't that. It might have been river water. That's yeah,
I think that.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
But yeah, we want you to win these tickets tickets
to see see there in Daughtry over at the Byeline
Bank Air Gun Ballroom on November sixth. So be called
ten A four four ninety five fifty Michael, how does
that number go?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Eight for four ninety five. It's almost Halloween.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
And now fun to the head on brock Teddy five five.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Alexis. Yes, sir Alexis, how are you doing today?
You yourself doing just fine? Welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
This is the trivia game where you answer questions and
we get shot with a nerve dart and you can
take one of us hostage to provide your say if
you don't know the answer to a specific question. So
we're going to start things off. And who do you
want to take hostage?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Myself? Michael or Maria? You know what? I don't think
I'm a little yeah, mart Man, A good pic? Yes, yeah,
all right, great target too. Okay, I'm ready question newmerow
you know.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
What band released the nineteen ninety one album never Mind.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Five?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Get down? What you know? I think I'm gonna take
marriage for this one because I'm not too sure about Okay, alright,
alright Nirvana? Okay, yes, yeah, there we go. Yep, all right, Okay,
got question to you ready, Yes, let's do it. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Which animated film featured the song Hakuna Matata, What.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
A wonderful that's the lion king? That is be honest?
Did we waken bike today?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I don't smoke, smart man, just like I don't know
if you guys know, but hukuna matata means no worries.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
For the rest of your day. Problem free. We plosphy
and you know how stupid I am.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I was all the way in Zanzibar where there's speaking
Swahi and my man says akuna matata and I go.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
He goes no, no, no, like no worries man. I was like, oh,
this is just He just looked at me and I
was like, I'll say that one. Is it A You're like,
I just can't. All right, okay, last one, last last one,

(43:04):
last one, last one?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Hopefully Okay you got this? Who played Jack Sparrow in
Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Damn? I know his last name is right? Yes, the
first name should be what Johnny? Last name? First name? Johnny?
I like, how we got there? Well? Well Johnny? All right? Incredible.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
You have won the tickets to see see there add
a dodtry over at the Byeline Bank air guy in
the ballroom on Thursday November six. You are all set
with your ticket. Uh do you know who you're playing?
On taking yet?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I'm taking my fiance. Who's your fiance? Name is Claudia?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I love her and everything, everything you got for pose
to hers. So I'm excited. I'm excited. You Knowlations' beautiful.
That's beautiful. We'll shout out to you guys.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You guys are all set for a lovely date night
out let Seether and Daughtry For everybody else, get your
tickets over at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
All thanks to our friends over at live Nation.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's always black holes, sun never black hole. Daughter sick
of this cosmic sexism? Why don't we care about her?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Coming? It was good? It HiT's different, it really does anyway.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Mikey rock Newsay, I got a quickie to start it
off before we get to the big news of the day.
Mike McCready and Jerry Cantrell have been photographed in the
studio rehearsing with Soundgarden for the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame induction ceremony. Let's go a little nineties rock
going on there. And speaking of big time rock stuff,
this is incredible. Yesterday, Sonic Temple Festival in Columbus, Ohio

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released their lineup for a festival. I'm gonna lean out
and say this is the best festival lineup I've ever seen. Okay,
ever ever, Dude, I'll run down. Okay, this is hard
to do because everyone is there. So read Thursday your
big headliners. Now that I'll give you the two biggest stages.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
So Thursday got my Chemical Romance headlining the main stage,
Breaking Benjamin headlining the second biggest stage, but leading up
to them before Mi Keem, it goes Cohedon, Cambria, All
Time Low, Pierce the Veil. Then for Breaking Benjamin, it
goes fly Leaf the Used, and Rise against Nice.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yo. That's the first day. That's dope.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Okay, we move on to Fry Okay's second biggest stage,
Newfound Glory, Yellow Card, Sublime in Offspring, Nice, Big Stage, Hinder,
Merris Dawtree, Stone Temple, Pilots, Hailstorm Stained and Shined Down.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
God damn, this is nuts. They're all hit now we're
only two days in.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
All right, Saturday, here you go, second biggest stage, Tom Morello,
Cole Chamber, Alter Bridge, Bush and Marilyn Manson. Damn the
biggest stage that day, Black Veil, Brides, Motionless and White
Good Charlotte and bring me the horizon.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
That's insane. Wait till the final day. We're not done.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
No, and there's dude, I'm telling you there is three
other stages per day, Like if I go down real
low here, listen to Who's play in one of these
small stages Soil, Mushroom, Head, Power Man, five thousand, Static
X seven, Dust and Zach Sabbath.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Damn Oh. Are you ready for the headliner? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Second biggest day, second biggest stage, last day, Demon Hunter Inflames, Anthrax,
Public Enemy and Megadeth, Oh my God, biggest stage, Saliva,
Pod Avatar, Black Label Society, Lamb of God, Godsmack and
Tool closes out the entire festival.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Is there anyone love that? Dude? I'm telling you, look
at this.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
I'm gonna give you another random stage here right for
people like Emo music, Simple Plan, Story of the Year,
a Trey, you Bless the Fall, even whose iced Teas
band BodyCount?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Body Count is going to be there? May tell you
why whoever booked that line up? That's well done. You
get you get around the room.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Can you imagine the insane amount of work that went
into getting old those artists.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Lining them all up on the same day? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Crazy, It's dumb, very cool in like a good way
for all the rock news in the concert calendar, just
head over to rock nine.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Five five, Kid Rock, I call those pebbles, kid pebble.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
You'd of that.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
It has to be at least an adolescent rock by
now you think.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Tomorre imsh bit on Rock ninety five five? Boys, what
are we doing? Did me an old Rock at this point?
Doing this a long time? He is not maturity.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Oh, if you're not watching the world series, you are really.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Missy A good one, we really are. I was in
the studio this morning the door kick open Americs goes,
this might be the best world series I have ever
seen it.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I didn't get a chance to watch. I was watching
a really great game last night too.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
But we're gonna get to this next. But this is
a lot of fun. Sometimes you get a world series
and it's just no story. There's bad antics. Toronto and
La tied up to two after Toronto wins last night,
and it was a battle open from what my perspective,
between show Hay and Vladdie Junior and Vladdie rocked him

(48:29):
for a home run in the third. It was you
know that home run where you hit it and you
look and you know what's out.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
They both knew it was out. It was It was great.
You've been there, right, Maria, Pitcher's head just drops down. Yeah.
So blue Jays were cruising the rest of.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
The game, and then in the seventh I went on
a four run tear. But I gotta say, like the
storylines be damned. We're watching some great baseball between the
Dodgers and the Blue Jays. And now it's two, two
game five tonight reset next to win.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
To Michael, your prediction is out.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah, I know, Maria, you're still in because you said
Dodgers and seven, right, yep, Okay, Dodgers gonna dodge.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I actually said it in five. You said in five,
yeah you're out. Oh yeah, well okay, just kidding.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Sevens holding mom, I got Toronto and six.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Hopefully Toronto can bring it home for that. But man,
how fun is sports? Great?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Right now? Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
How about your undefeated, undefeated Chicago Bulls. Yeah, they played
they played tonight against the king stip off seven pm.
And then can we talk about some of the other
game last night? That absolutely incredible. The Blackhawks stomped Albiadawa
Senators seven to three. Seven seven goals is high scoring.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Man, that's a football.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
And Connor Bodard with his first ever hat trick. He
played one hundred and sixty career games before getting When
he finally got three goals, boom. Yes, you think about
this kid, like how much better he's playing this year,
and how excited he is.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
It's got everybody excited, you know. Over at that United Center,
it's a buzzing. It is a buzzy right now. Un
did we center?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
They said Chicago jumped out early to a four nothing lead.
Ottawa responded with three goals in three minutes.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Jeezuz bang bang bang like.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Whoa wa wa, whoa wo And then Connorvandar came out
and they just did it. Man, they made it happen.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
No incredible too. Question for you, Maria, what is a
hack twick?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Well, it's any trick that you do with a hat
in Broadway. I'd like to do this thing where we
let it go. It's when you get three.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
And then what is what is that the answer? What
does the crowd do?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Do not know that I am, above all things a jackass.
I need to be correct. I need to be a dick.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
All the time. What is the audience?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
What does the crowd do when a hat happens?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
They throw their hats onto the ice. So they're just
raining onto the ice. Yeah, it's so fun. I freaking
love sports. I love hockey so much.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Before we continue, ninety five minutes commercial free bears. Yeah,
do not be outdone by the Bulls and black Hawks
right now.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
That would be bad news. And you don't want bad news, Bears.
I see what you did there. This scrap me too.
I can also get close to the microphone. Look, I'm
doing it right now. Well done, We're all really close
to feel intense. Hey, Michael, try it? Oh my good,
it's not good when you do it all.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
For it off a little never mine, you know what
all show?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
It is the morning mostpin We've had a lot of
amazing conversations.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Maria what band acooter? Oh wow, she brought it all
the way back around. Continue and I just turned more.
Here is Mike goffcause yeah, I'll just shout. He hasn't selling.
I know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Michael. Yeah. Text.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
You know what happens when we have a lot of
good conversations in the morning.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
We got a lot of good texts? Four four five
fifty text us anytime all throughout the day. Let's go
to the two one. Uh the two one nine, y'all,
I'm so sad. No, I'm most likely twice behind my chair. Oh,
we got guns, so we got her guns. It's like

(52:35):
a spray bottle for a cat that On'm right by
my church and Murray's now has the lightsaber and it's
trying to block them. Go ahead, you everyone. Uh wow,
that just piddled out of the gun there. Oh, just try,
and you're trying. From the two one nine, he says, y'all,

(52:56):
I'm so sad. I'm most likely moving to Iowa in
the new year and will not get your station on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Listen to the IR radio app. That's right.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
From the six three Oh. When I was in middle school,
we had what I still think is the best pizza ever.
I would take the cafeteria pizza and put hot cheetos
on it. My chubby ass would run from Jim class
to be first in line.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Michael's trying to read Maria. Hear, Yeah, that's fine. I
like this, it's fun. From the six three oh, Hey, Mike,
Why hey Mike.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
I was about to say, you're on cracked for saying
the best lineup ever? Does that control what's the name
of the festival? Why am I blanking on it? Sonic temping?
I got announced yesterday. Were talking about it a little
bit earlier, and uh yeah, he says. I was about
to say, you're on crack saying that's the best lineup ever,

(53:53):
but I got to agree hundred percent. Heaters up and down.
I'm drooling. Maybe the best festival lineup I've ever seen.
You can check it out on our website.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Is amazing.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yes, Larry from Carol's Stream says, my bedroom was always
cold and I found out the landlady's son had hung
himself in the attic above my room.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
WHOA don't like that?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
WHOA? Ghost stories we were talking about today? Yes, from
the eight three to two, could you imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger
voicing the cookie Monster?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
That would be funny.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
From the six three to zero, master, oh, doing something
curiously helps person pass out?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
From the seven to oh eight.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Finally, I don't believe in ghosts, but like Maris, I
used to see people ray when I was falling asleep.
It's called a hypnogogic hallucination.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's a stress thing. I see dead people. Oh, that's
what was happening.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
You can always text us eight four four ninety five fifty.
That's eight four four nine five five ninety five text
us now bandicootered.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
It is the morning mos fit here on Rocky ninety
five to five, and we are still in the mist
of ninety five minutes commercial friend, It's not the only
time this happens today.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Maria, No, what no, I didn't even do any.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Bringer also has ninety five minutes commercial free later today
at four, Michael.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah, man, get out and have fun today. You got
to break out of your surroundings like these monkeys did
in Mississippi. Truck transporting them flipped over on the highway
and twenty one monkeys got loose. Oh they are dizzey
jumping on the bed. They are diseased monkeys as well.
They have herpes, COVID and hepatitis CE.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I don't remember this part of the rhyme.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
And they've been described as aggressive.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yikes. This is how resident evil stucks. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
The primates reportedly on route to two Lane National Biomedical
Research Center.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
After the crash, several monkeys escaped the crates and ran
into the surrounding areas. Oh, and they got the herp too.
That's crazy. Yeah, okay, not kiss the monkeys.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Not great, but you have to imagine that just the
task of going to wrangle these monkeys had to be
more fun than a barrel of.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
There was no wrangle. They were killed on site. Yeah,
they shot them. They they just took them out.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
And the one monkey who was still eluding being caught,
he's supposedly he was the placebo.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
He was not sick or they were not.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
They're telling us, yes, wasn't It.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Was a barrel of monkeys. Joe's Marris, Oh, I I
buzz saw it through it. I heard it right, Marris
band a cooter and that's.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Why I buzz saw it. Jeez, two more days?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Who banged the monkeys to give them the STDs? I
want a monkey?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
One must assume that's the only way. I hope he
wants monkey.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That's too bad. I think you should get Mikey jected
them with the diseases to test things. They Mikey finding
out animal testing is controversial. Monkey run for the hills
until they got a shot.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
And then he comes to Illinois and has a new
disease that we've never heard of before. But he was
the that's right, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
A dish that's like two inches thicker than your normal one. Cheesy.
Oh my god, that is really bad news.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Monkeys, So if you're heading towards Mississippi, there's still one
loose apparently, but you said that he's a placebo, so.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
That's what they're saying right now until.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
They get a hold of him. I looked up if
you could have a pet monkey here. You can only
have one if it's like handicapped, like hurt like. It
has to be a you're saving it type situation.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
You can't just have a pet monkey and things you
research in your spare time would.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Be pretty We have a handicapped monkey on His name
is Michael. Can you feel it coming back again?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I thought you meant the anger I have as we
close this show? Are you mad?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
I'm fine. Okay, blood pressures down for a change. O.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Good, So you're relaxed with Nope, not even remotely at him? What? No,
I haven't done that?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Not you never, Maria would never. What did I do
everything today?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Okay? So here's Michael? Yeah I did?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
We We have walkie talk bags. Oh, these are the
love messages that you get to leave us as part
of the show.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
We want you to be part of the show. Always
reach out.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
You go on the iHeartRadio app and you just leave
us a message. You hit the red microphone button and
you can.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Go and then you do the message and you go over. Well,
we do walk talk, some do, some don't. But let's
see what we got here. This is my impression of
Arnold Schwarzenegger voicing the cooking moster. Get to the top
and now bring me the cookie. Sees for cookie. That's

(59:32):
cooking for me.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
So that was just cookie. Yeah, Arnold leading cookies. So no,
we love it. We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Impressions. I need Arnold saying me like cookie. Thank you
Robert for that one. All right, let's see where we
went here.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Good morning, guys. I'm listening to you from Ontario, Canada,
thanks to Maria's purge week here. But hey, have a
great morning. Happy Halloween when that happens. And yeah, just
thanks for being awesome and being on this app.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, no, go Blue Jays for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Somebody texted in they were moving to Iowa and they
were going to be able to listen anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
We gotta app read that up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Make sure you hit that app and make us your
number one pre sect because you love us and you
love us right all right, here's the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Someone said, yes.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
Morning, plus you guys for all you do. Thank you,
Thank you. High school cafeteria that was pretty much a
staple for four years. Bring the boloney sandwich with mustard.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Let's go, get the.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
Bowl of chicken noodle soup, which was pretty awesome. Get
the French fries they have them poured beef gravy all
over the top.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Four years of sheer, bliss, delicious. I would always go
for the cheese sauce, but not the gravy that grave
all that sodium. Straight to the band acooter.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
And on that note, we will see you tomorrow for
Thursday night football.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Lead right, Thursday night football tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Thurstaday, I'll kill you both. Are you am? I?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Are you? What did you just? I said, I'll kill
you both? And then you said are you? Yes? I am.
I look forward to this. Okay you tomorrow