Two Major Announcements!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.


DND, Fun to the Head, Human vs Robot War, Bad News Bears, and SPORTS!!!

+ We gauge how well we'd do if we spar against Halloween Villains

+ TWO MAJOR CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Every time I heard that, fell to shiver down my spine.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why it sounds like the Purge bell and I'm expecting
to choo nervous system to be activated from some crazy
pervy comments.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Luckily, it's the last full week of the Purge.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I guess technically next week is a full week of it,
but this is the fun dull. Tomorrow is the final
Friday of it. Oh my goodness, and that I think
should be celebrated.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, we gotta do something.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think so too.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think we need to exercise the pervy demons from
the studio.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's been extra pervy. But I think it's you.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm not comment not responding to them.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
No, it's just the way you respond to everything this month. Yeah, extra.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Saucy.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well what am I supposed to do? Let it upset me.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
To keep the comments? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Listen, an engine beads fuel and I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Make this baby go, and you are feeding the hell
out of fuel.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know how it's how by existing.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I'm with Maris you you are throwing constantly throwing gas
on the fire and now acting like you're not, which
is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I could never do that. I don't know what you're
talking about. Maria comment, I wouldn't, I would never. Good morning,
it's the morning mosh pit. I'm rocking ninety five to five.
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
May Michael as if I provoke, My gosh, Hey, we're
deterring from two very actually three very important things.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh first, we must say we have some news, but
we're not telling you tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, Oh my god, it's so big too. I'm so
excited for a number of reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wow, you're really provoking purge comments right now.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Michael, listen when I think not everything is the purge.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh okay, so you guys are.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm thinking about concerts right now?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Michael, Yes, no more.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, we can't we take if anything else away?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well, also there's a song coming with one of these announcements,
so it's a double dude. Well it's two concerts, Michael.
I know it's very excited.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You can't hold water. We will have a.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Very special announcement at nine, so said specifically in Rockney. Yeah,
I'm very excited, so excited about this. One third of
people think they could beat a horror villain. So eight
four four ninety five fifty. We'll get it started early.
What horror villain do you think you could beat?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's also Thursday night football.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
The Chargers tonight, and as Maria has mentioned, it is
also Thursday.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, well it's also Thursday night.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah. I talked to Roger Goodell.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
He's not buying it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't he's not going for it.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't care. I'm Roger Betterdell and what I say goes.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Wow, Roger, Roger, do you hear? Maria?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Doesn't he does not listen.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, I bet you.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
He's a big fan.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'll ask him.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, but Michael's got connections.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can get this done.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I could beat Casper the Friendly Ghost, that's the one
I could you though, No, he just goes through the wall.
Say that sucks.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I think he's proven he's quite competent.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
So the conversation begins, Yes, eight four four ninety five fifty.
Let us know what horror villain you think you could beat?
And Michael, Yes, what's that weatherleg? Oh my gosh, it's
gonna I'll tell you next stuff on that.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Get ready you see hi weather with our air quote
meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Cracked lips and sunshine on deck today, which yes, Oh
my god, I'm so tired of this. I can't open
my mouth without the edge of my lip cracking.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
By the way, I want to know this too. I
meant to bring us up yesterday. What is the best chapstick?
This is a hot issue. Everybody has their favorites, from
the car to the Aqua fors eight fo fi fifty
as marriage pulls one out of his pocket.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm using this new guy.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
It's called Kobe's Cobe beeswax.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh oh yeah, yeah bees anything bees wax?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Is it the work?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Or I love some births base and because the ones
with alcohol, So just dry out your lips more.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. Let''s the well. Actually
right now, I'm using aquafor and it seems to be
working pretty well. Okay, yeah, Aqua frizzer. So yeah, here's
the deal, Okay, Sonny, yep, cold. I got the heat
on in the house for the first time yesterday, which
means it's dry in my house. Get your humidifiers out.
It's gonna beautiful though today and tomorrow, Sonny Hi fifty three.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, I'll take it. Yeah, I mean I don't love it.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I like Sonny and cold. I like a hoodie in sunshine.
It's kind of fun be the sixties. By the way.
Two shout outs. One shout out to the city all
the city workers who are pulling all the flowers out
of the flower beds and just winter rizing the city.
Last year. I was so new, I didn't notice that
shout out to those guys. And also we did get
a text here someone says, uh, good morning loschmic. Can

(05:03):
I get a shout out to my pops? It's his
birthday today. His name is Ron rot like Rottweiler from Freddy.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Happy Birthday, Run, Happy Birthday round Rottweiler.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
And then we've got some business attend to. It's not
the announcement, but it's Thursday. A song on Rock ninety.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Five to five.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
What's today? Meris?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
It's Rock ninety five five?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Thirsty? Say it, but we're not kidding.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Say it the best way to enjoined Thursday.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Give me the correction on the app.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
We're gonna tell you one way, Thank Patty God, what
you barnered at drink in a much more traditional thirst
today formatt we have what your alcoholic beverage that.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You drink on a date says about you?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh I like this throwback. It says, let's go.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Those who say shots are their go to drink come
across as the most confident daters.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
If you're doing shots on a date, that's a red
flag to me.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I would like at a beer. Yeah, I'm not doing shots.
Shot shot, I'm not like blyining them up. But I'll
do a shot and then and then have a few.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Beers like a boiler maker. Yeah, how about you.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'd probably sip a whiskey meat.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, it's not a shot.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'm not just shooting bags.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
This says people who take their drinks neat and those
who love a classic margarita also confident bang bang singles
who prefer their cocktails on the rocks and tequila drinkers
are more likely to initiate a connection.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, yes, we know. Tequila makes them on a connect.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
More than half of singles identify as straight tequila, seeing
themselves as bold, emotionally open and spontaneous and every now
and then we're like a little worm in us. What okay?
Where broken?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Why you're not digging going no, Claire, Oh my god,
that's very clever.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Here's what we're gonna do to Clinger today.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ready, wait, we don't know. We have to confirm that
that's what it was.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
We're gonna dig a hole where you stand Maris over there,
where Clinger normally stands. We're going to cover it with
sticks and leaves, and then when he steps in on it,
he'll fall in. Okay, that's my first What if?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
What if we set up a cardboard box and then
we have a stick that holds it open, and then
we have a string attached to the door, and then
you can just be in the corner watching and then
we can put like a little snack underneath it, and
then when he goes for it, we can pull a
stick out. It'll be trapped under the box.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Guys, we have access to T and T.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Why would we not put a stick of T and
T under the desk just outside the studio and then
wait patiently to hit the plunge Like, I think we
got options here, Although Walt, be careful when you come
in the studio.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah maybe it was, Walt, Yeah, maybe it was. Maybe
it's pack a pone. We don't know. For sure.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Sponsored by ACME. So anyway, drink on your date. It'll
make it better, probably.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Let's hope.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
If you're boring, drink more.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
If they're boring, drink more.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
You want to go to Hellsgate, Haunted House and Lockport,
we got your tickets for you. Pair up for Grabs
and Fun to the Head. This is a trivia game
where you answer trivia questions. We get taken hostage to
provide you to save if you don't know the answer
to a question, and we get shot with nerve darts.
Not a whole lot of darts flying around lately. That's
been very smart, well done. But we still want to

(08:52):
give you these tickets. So eight four four.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
We really didn't do the math on this because what
do we get, Like, we just get to listen to
them play the game and then we get shot.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
The joy is the shooting, but we're missing out on
the shootings except for Maria. Shooter shoots constantly. If I
if I win, she shoots. If Michael wins, she shoots.
If she wins, she doesn't shoot, she saves herself. But
we want you to play Fun to the Head eight
four four five fifty Hell's Gate Haunted House tickets up

(09:24):
for grabs.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Michael, what was that?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Numbers eight for four and now Fun to the Head
on Rock. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Are we speaking with, Leanne? Yes? Leah?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Lianne?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
How are you today?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I'm great and yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
We're doing pretty good.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Happy to be talking to you and happy to get
you these Hell's Gate Haunted House tickets.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
But first you gotta play Fun to the Head.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
This is a tribute game where you answer questions, we
get shot with nerve darts, and you take one of
us hostage to provide you a save. Now, the first
decision you have to make is who do you want
to take hostage? Myself? Michael or Marie? Okay, Leanne? Thank you.

(10:16):
It is an honor, an absolute honor, to be chosen,
and we will get you these tickets today.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
All right.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Question number one, Leanne, let's do it true or false?
Mick Jagger is the front man for the band The Who.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
All false?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
She knows her stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
That boy's a rolling stone. Okay. Question number A two
what rock singer appeared in the movies Prince of Darkness
and Wayne's World by.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Do you get a save three.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Use that would be the young Alice Cooper.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
We are on a roll, Leanne. We got you these tickets.
One morning, you're going to the Haunted House.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You got this? Okay? Two or false?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
In the eighteen hundreds, Chicago's Auditorium Theater used to be
the tallest building in the world.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I guess, And we're gonna go with Wry.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
You guess you're I do have to go easy on
Leanne because you are so smart.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Lady Leanne is very intelligent.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
She got herself some tickets to Hell's Gate Haunted Houses.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
But oh my god, that's so cool. I really want
to go to this haunted house. I hear it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is quite amazing.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
There's a multi level mansion hidden deep in the woods
with secret passages, giant slides, ghostly secrets, undead bob nations,
and so much more. I'm telling everybody you have to
go find the giant slide to truly enjoy yourself. But Leanne,
who are you gonna take with you to this haunted house?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
My daughter?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
So that's gonna be fun. Do you both like haunted houses?
This is something that you guys share. Yeah, yes, well done,
well done. So you are all set. We're sending you
over to Hell'sgate Haunted House. That's of course in a lockport.
If you want to go out and get your own

(12:34):
tickets to Hell'sgate Haunted House.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Go to Hellsgate dot com. It's real simple.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Celebrate the Haunted House the right way.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
As we moved through a busy morning.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yes, it is time for you to call in eight
four four ninety five fifty get in to play m
mp DND Morning Myspit Dungeons and Dragons and you're qualified
fur the sticks fly away to Las.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Vegas with They'll perform Pieces.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Of a Innocentiety at the Venetian from January twenty thirty
to thirty. First you want to be a part of
this eight four four ninety five fifty b Collar.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Trock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Chris?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
How we doing the morning guys?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
We're doing fantastic And thanks for being called ten and
thanks for joining us for Morning Moshpit Dungeons and Dragons.
You will be playing the part of either or today
and Maria has a recap for us.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I sure do so.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
In our quest to assemble the perfect Chicago hot dog
from the Best Chicago Hot dog ingredients.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
The gang, Either Or, Marius, and Maisonovich.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Are currently trying to get the perfect pickles from Whole Foods. Unfortunately,
Sir Dillard, the brine keeper, gave them a test with
pickle jars.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
They all failed.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
The pickle jars kind of came to life, started exploding,
there was a brine wave, and now yesterday, either Or
tried to take cover from the bursting jars of pickles
in the bread ale but got stuck. Marius tried to
rescue him, but Either Roor just pulled him down in
his panicked state. Masonovitch tried to say both, but was
so clumsy.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You just toppled over and got stuck too.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
So they're all trapped and the bread ale jars still bursting,
lights still flickering, brine still making waves.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
And that is where we are today.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
With those pickle jars still bursting all around. Jesus juice,
Oh my god. Yes, Marius, Masonovich and either Or are
still crouched in the bread aisle. Either Or of Chris
have you played D and D before? No, Okay, that's

(14:45):
totally fine, Either Or of Chris. You have got to
get your team out of this conundrum. But you can't
leave Whole Foods without getting the perfect pickles for the
perfect hot dog. On the bright side, there are a
whole bunch of jars of sour dough starters surrounding you, guys,
since you're in the bread aisle. Either or would you

(15:07):
like to just grab one and chuck it? Or would
you like to set one down on the ground and
slowly open that lid.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
We're gonna shut one down.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Spend all right, maisonovitch give us a roll over there.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
We're gonna say how that goes?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Twenty two.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Of Chris grabs a jar of sourdough starter, one bigger
than even Marius's head.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, he sets it down on the ground. He slowly
turns that lid to open it up. It starts fizzling.
The yeast and the sour dough starts coming alive.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
And bursts out of the jar kind of like that.
It starts spreading all over the brind The.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeast begins feeding on the pickle Brian as it begins
to grow, when bubble and.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Start encapsulating the entire restaurant. The brine starts.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Receding, And yes, it has happened. Either or has saved
us from the pickle. Brian Masonovich looks around, he sees
the perfect jar of velassic pickles. We're is gonna assume
they're blastic. Okay, grillos, then they're grillos. The Grillos pickles.

(16:28):
You see them on that very top shelf, and you
reach for it, give it a roll.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Let's see how that goes for you.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Seven Tonovich grabs a step still to go reach for
that jar of the perfect grillos pickles, and on his
way up topples over, not only does he fall off,
he knocks down the entire aisle, absolutely smashing.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
That jar of Grillos pickles.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
These will not be the pickles used to assemble the
perfect hot dog.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
But we'll find them.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Not gorillas tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh clips all the way we hang from clips.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You've never seen it done before.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Fris, I don't know what just happened. Chris.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
You are qualified, my man, to go to Las Vegas
to see Sticks as they'll be performing at the Venetian
January twenty third to thirty. First big shout out to
our friends over at Live in Nation and for everybody
else that wants to go. Not qualified, get your tickets
over at Ticketmaster.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
That song inspired by a young man named Dell, a
fifteen year old from Richardson, Texas, who killed himself in
front of his class. Eddie Vedder was in the studio,
saw the article on a newspaper, walked into the studio
and sang that song.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
His name was it even jerem No, It must have.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Just worked better for the song or something. Also, I
think there was a little bit of an issue with
the parents. Came back and they said about that. Essentially
the yeah, basically what that that wasn't a uh good
reenactment or retelling of their who their son really was.
But yeah, yeah, and that leads me into.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
H yeah, it wasn't good news when they found out
that that happened, and it probably wasn't great news when
they found out that some very famous band was going
to write a song about it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
And now they hear about their son's death when they
turn on the radio. But that's we're not.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Going to get into all that, no, because we're going
to put a positive spin on these news headlines so
that you're informed, but you're not miserable and depressed. This
is bad news. Two women fighting killed by a driver.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I don't know why I got excited because I thought
you were about to say dragon.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Pretty awesome, Like, wait, where's the story? I got to
see this?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Talk about killing two birds with one car? Wowa.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, dad arrested after toddler dies in floodwaters story interesting
stabbing at football game hospitalizes man.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Was it soccer? American football?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I believe it was American football? This is an American
news site.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, handler charged and death of dog.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Resigns, kids and pats today, not even fired.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Oh, he had to resigned. All of this is just
bad news players.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, we got to pick.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
The room up.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Well up, we're happy.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
About ninety minutes away from an announcement.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Oh a big one. Yeah. Oh if you are a
rock and roll fan boy, this one is big.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Oh my god, how big is it?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Michael? It's swollen and engorged.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Okay, huge, I'm provoking courage comments.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's me.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
We're trying to keep up with you. Okay, that's what
we're trying.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You can't keep up with me?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Well, nobody creeps out on us.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yet, that's not gonna happen soon.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Big announcement about ninety minutes away. If I did my math.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right adequately, sized announcement.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Lincoln Park on Rock ninety five five. One of the
best shows I got to see this year. We're already
playing concerts out for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Michael, it's crazy. I bought, by the way, pust it
for tickets on SALEA. They're playing the Chicago Theater. If
you look on our social media, there's a pre sale
code on there so you can get tickets early. It
was we got a massive actually a matter of fact,
two major concert announcements at nine am, not a moment before.
And this is cool. Sick New World. Now we were
Young festival. You know how they do that in Vegas, Yes,

(20:41):
where they just pack every band you could possibly see
into two days or one day. I think one day.
I think we were Young went back to one day,
or went to one day. They started they tried to
do two when something happened. At any rate, there's one
for us called a Sick New World with a lot
of big rock bands. Saturday April twenty fifth, Las Vegas
Festival Grounds and Saturday October twenty what the.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Heck hold on twenty fourth?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, well one of them is Saturday April twenty fifth,
and this one is Saturday October twenty fourth, and that
one's at Texas Motor Speedway. Okay, so the Vegas one
system of down in corn headlining, but you have everyone
from Evanessence to af Fied under Oath to Marilynd Manson,
Knock Loose, Cypress Hill, I could go on forever. Almost
any rock band that you want to see is going

(21:26):
to be at these shows.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Masted on Filter.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh yeah, I know, so they're expanding it then to Texas,
which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, it was giving that they.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Were moving to a different Uh oh, the Texas one.
That's what I was just going to say. It looks details.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
System of down deftone on this one as well.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
The Prodigy that Okay, if I if I had to
add one to a bucket.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
List of Prodigy would definitely.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Be on that pe.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I do want to say, though, why are we giving
Marilyn Manson gigs? Come on, come on world. But that's fine.
Everyone else, though.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
We can find out how the youth of the Nation
are doing, because Pod is going to be at that show.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
The nation has gone gray.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
There's a orgy going right exactly be of the Nation.
Norma Jean real heavy band there, I mean, just a
cool there's a lot. Rock is in a good place
right now.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
She wants revenge is going to be there.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, that's dope.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Pretty fun though, So you could do that as a
matter of fact, two chances to do it. I was
thinking it was two days in Vegas. So it's one
day Saturday, April twenty fifth in Vegas and then Saturday
October twenty fourth at Texas Motor Speedway.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
That's in Fort Worth, right outside of Dallas. Yeah, so
I mean two good options. Road trip, the system of
a down head landing, both system of a down.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Having a year. Yeah, they went away for a long
time and came back with a vengeance. Yeah, wake up?
Did you just do it too? Are we all the
same people at this point? We've been in this room
together for a year and it's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
We're locked in all right.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Now.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
We'll really find out how locked in we are if
we all.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Agree on how to get out of this human robot war.
Grab a dress boat, a little bakeup. Alright, I have
to test it.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, Okay, that's sounds like he's going to get out
of it.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
It was.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
About two hours, sorry, one hour away. I was going
to say from two major concert announcement, very exciting, preparing
a rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station, The Morning
match Pit is awn.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Two concerts one hour. That's right, listen. That is the
least of our worries.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
I've been a bad visual in my Oh my god.
You remember when that came out? Yeah, hey, have you
seen it? No? I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Like four seconds and I was like, no.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Ever again, It's only bad if you're not into it.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
That was not my kind of ice, right, I was
just Maria out for her.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's absolutely.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Focus.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Focus.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, yeah, we can't be focused on PRAI readings right now.
We are on the We are on the brink.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Of war with the Robott in the Inevitable him the robots.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
War news from the front of the Inevitable.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
There's this dude. His name is Alan Hamill.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
He is the widower of actress Suzanne Summers, who died
two years ago from breast cancer.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Sadly, and what her husband has done.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Is created an AI clone of his late wife.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Also, I don't love that.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Incredible Yeah, I predict both of those responses. He calls
it the Suzanne AI twin. Very original, and unique, and
says when you look at it next to the real Suzanne,
you can't tell the difference.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
They're getting pretty good.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
I think he needs to deal with grief a little
bit differently.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
The AI was trained using all twenty seven of Summers's
books and hundreds of her interviews.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
So it has really strong legs because she had the
thigh master. You remember that said books not okay commercial.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Here's the interesting part in the How convenient that she's
not around to verify this? But he says the idea
was something that he and Summers had discussed since the
eighties after learning about the concept from computer scientist Ray
Kurtzwell kurtzwild Kurtz while anyway, and it was Summers's idea

(25:43):
to create it.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Again, how convenient that she's not around.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Okay, So she was a moment's step by step right TGI,
Thank god is Friday? I believe ggif I will Google
that we talk this out.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
It says she wanted to provide a service to her
fans who need health information. The plan is to upload
the AI to Suzanne Summers dot com. That's the one
as a twenty four hour chat bot where fans could
ask health questions. Hammill says his family is on board
with the project and sees it as a great tribute
to Summer, who was married to Hammel for fifty five years.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Step by step and what was this other show?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Three's company? Oh, Three's company. That's right. Yep, fifty five
years is a long time. Sounds like a way to
make money, is what. It sounds like he's gonna make
money off of us. I mean, don't like delaying the
grief process. Yeah, that's because it already takes people. Everybody's different,
you deal with it different. I think I'm just starting

(26:39):
to get over my father's death. It was about ten
years ago.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I'm starting to like kind of like get in a
space where it can be okay, what if.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
You had a dad bought No, No, you wouldn't like it, no, okay,
Because it's.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
One of those things where like I have audio from him,
I have like messages and whatnot, and I'll go to
it every once in a while, But I also know
that I'm not interacting with him, you know, I'm not
talking to him in this moment where he could provide
me a sense of peace where I need to be
able to find that piece without an Ai Dad talking

(27:13):
to me right now.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
It is interesting because you could put like a voice
box in like the build of Bears and stuff like that,
and it's like, this is just a super build up.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Those are like cute ways to keep the memory and
the voice so that you don't you don't want to
ever forget them. But it's also you have to build
that space.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
And that's kind of what I don't like about it.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I don't like the concept of having new conversations with
someone who's past. Yes, Like it's one thing to have
old memories, like if you have videos of them or
audio of them, and you can hear stuff that's already
played out, like then that's not really delaying the grief
process as much as this is.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Instead up hating him. Man, what the heck?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
This is? In fact, how they get you.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
They make you think that you can and replace human
connection with robots, and then you don't feel the need
for human connection and that isolates you, and then you
join the side of the robots, and then.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
From the front of the robot.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
War, it's time to dart out, baby. These next console
wars should get interesting. Microsoft talking about the next gen
Xbox going to be very premium. Okay, cool, I'm happy
that you're saying these things, But what does that mean? Yeah,

(28:34):
in a very loosely leveled quote, the next level, it'll
have next level performance, cutting edge graphics, break through gameplay,
and unmatched compatibility.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Cool, I'm cool with that.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
It's gonna be a very premium, high end curated experience.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Well, wasn't the handheld they just put out one thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yes, so that that's where a lot of people are going.
We believe the new Xbox is basically going to be
a console to PC hybrid, so it's going to have
the power of a PC but still be a console.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
But you're gonna end up paying for it.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Right, So the ally that they released the high end
one is about one thousand dollars, so rumors are that
the next console, if it does have all this power,
will be over one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
How are we making all this money and everything's getting
more expensive constantly?

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I guess we keep paying for it. This is wrong,
But again, what is that next step? I remember the
hype around N sixty four in PlayStation when you're getting
the three D graphics, and then it was PS two smooth.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Out those graphics and they got good.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
And it's just like the last few rounds of the
console Wars, it's just been kind of like, all right,
you've got to ADP and now it's four K and
now it's eight K, and I'm just like, what, actually
are we going to be doing next?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I believe that's the Apple Apple marketing they're taking inspiration for.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Second, will I drop a thousand on a new console?
Most likely yes, but I want to know what I'm
getting in this outside of something that I could get
with a computer.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
So I'm intrigued.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
And obviously Microsoft taking a big swing because PlayStation is
not saying that they're going to try and match this
just yet. But we'll see what happens in the console war.
And shout out in Nintendo you stay steadfast and stay
right behind in that lovely place that we love you,
because they know they realized, they realized handheld gaming was

(30:33):
their thing. Yeah, game Boy did better than anything else,
which is why the Switch series is built to be
handheld and a console at home.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Smart, very smart. Nintendo, you stay right there, don't get
in this battle.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
A bold move in this day and age to do
handheld when your phone is your handheld video game console.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Good point, but the switch is also one of the
most durable systems that they have around. You can drop
that bad boy like crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Thanks really successful.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yes, they did their big one, but I'd want to
see it.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
But I just I don't want to carry a ten
pound console around playing it regularly.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I just want to play Halo every day for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
To keep them separated is what our parents used to
tell us when we would hang out together as kids.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Now school, Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
You look out your window. You look out your window,
don't talk.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Oh oh oh oh yeah, what are you doing? What
I was about the school.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Dance said to have like eight inches between you and them,
separate dancing partner.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
No one wanted to dance with me in my school days,
so no.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I was just off. Sorry, I wasn't dancing with anybody.
I just didn't dance. I don't believe that it.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Took a minute. I had to cook for a while. Okay,
it doesn't matter anyway. What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Wow, Paris got off the presses uh Portland Trailblazers coach
Chauncey Bhillips and Miami heat guard Terry Rozier have been
arrested by the FBI in a gambling probe.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
This is breaking news right now.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
This came down our good old friends at ESPN tipped
us off to this tip. It a hat to you guys,
expected but not expected because there's a lot of gambling
whispers going on around because you got all the apps
and there's the access is there.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Well, it's just such a part of the sports culture
at this point too.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, because you think about like watching football was like, oh,
we put a few prop bets in and the access
for the players, like I know, I believe there's restrictions
on apps that you can use on facility site and
those are part of them. So if you get using them,
you'll get in trouble, which happened to the Lions a
few years ago. But yeah, so well, we don't have

(32:48):
any other details outside they got arrested, but you had
some other.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Press conference coming asap. They're like, it's it's imminent basically,
and as soon as we know more, we'll let you
know more.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
To gotcha, all right, now into good news in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, let's go watch out.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
The Chicago Fire a hot I mean beating Orlando City
three to one last night. As they advance out of
the wild card round, they'll be fit facing the Philadelphia
Union this Sunday. And I gotta say that was a
great game of soccer I watched yesterday.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
They looked really good over at Seat Geek.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
You showed up for them over at Seat Geek.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
And yes, Maria, just naming a team the Chicago Fire
is insane, like after the fire that.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Destroyed the city.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's like having a team in New Orleans named the Katrinas.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I just don't know if I'm.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Into the New Orleans Katrina FC.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
You make us very strong pint, that I do.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
I think that's why they tried to go with Chicago
Fire Football Club, just to.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Make it a little bit better club.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Yeah, but no, very excited for Chicago Fire and seeing
what they're going to do.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
And then yesterday that music come on.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
Whoa, hey, you know what those are want to know
right now? They won their opening game at the United Center,
that's right then undefeated.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
They beat the Detroit Pistons one fifteen to one eleven.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
John Henry Win, Indeed.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Did they almost let this game go?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yes, they blew twenty point lead. Did they win the game, Yes, yes, yes,
shout out to Vic and Bozellis who just dominant.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
And mattis out there, got posters in game one, posters
in Game one ninetists. He got some very big ally
dunks that are very viral on the instagrams.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Right now, we look back on the game yesterday, but.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
You knew that, Maria.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
I call it an alley poop when I get it
in from away from the person zone.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Okay, more action going on at the United Center there, Michael.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yes, No, not at the United Center tonight. We are
in Florida today. Oh yes, Blackhawks in Tampa Bay taking
on the lightning puck drop our time five forty five. Yes,
early games, thank god. These late games are killing me lately.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Me too.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Well, you know there's going to be a West coast
trip at some point, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Chicago off to a strong start this season. Tampa Bay
is struggling early in their season, so it could be good.
And also the coach, our coach for the Blackhawks was
an assistant to John Cooper, Tampa Bay's coach back in
the day, so we had a little coach drama going on.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Tony like that and correct me if I'm wrong. The
Lightning are supposed to be or have been a good team. Well,
in the past couple of years they won a bunch
of championships. Yeah, they're a great team. Okay, but I'm
telling you there there is rumblings about the Blackhawks. Man,
they got some kind of grit thish your Nasar and
Uh and Connor Bandard are like teaming up, and it's
just it's a good team.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I love this good team. I love it. I love it.
I love it, I love it. I love music more.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Well, I have no idea where you're going with I feel
like I started the sentence.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I gotta find a finishing point. We'll see if we
get there.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
My thinks of sext Here's five or so things with Mayris.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Why does he always drop his bands doing this part
of the show.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I find it discomforting.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Six things today update to the Chauncey Billup and Terry
Rosier story. Uh, the NBA coach and player were arrested
as part of a poker ring with the mafia.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
To the FBI. What that's a sentence right there. That's wild.
I can't wait till these details come out.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
That's like bizarre felony.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Ad Lite because I was thinking it was tied to
like one of the online gamblers.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
But this seems okay. I don't yep.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I'm starting a movie script over here. I'm just waiting
for it to be written.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Mafia Tender is taking an attempt to tamp down on
fake profiles. You're going to need a facial verification tool
on the app.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Who's making fake dating profiles?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
A lot of people? Really? Yes?

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Why Maria real quick circling back, What do you call
a mafia poker player?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Jesus, what a spade man? Because in the mafia they're
made men.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Continue Tender tamping down on fake profiles or facial verification.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Thank you. You're entirely too late.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Those fake profiles were bad, but also good news. Toys
r US is opening thirty news stores across the country
for the holidays. We have a flagship store here in Aurora,
so make your way on out there. They're also opening
up twenty other seasonal.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Pop ups across the country. Resident in Vegas wins.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
On mellion dollars off a three dollars slop massine. Now,
if you're wondering which slot machine it is, it's the
Wheel of Fortune.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Cashink big money slot machine.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
God, I was thinking of that machine in my head
because that's the only one I've ever played.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
That machine has paid out three point five billion in
jack potts and regularly has winners over one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh my goodness, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Also, if you don't like cockroaches in your house, don't
create a flamethrower out of the situation. A woman was
trying to get rid of cockroaches in her apartment, improvised
a flamethrower. She got an aerosol can and a lighter
and lift those bad boys up.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Unfortunately, what happened is she ended up killing a woman
and her baby on the fifth floor from the fire
she started killing said cockroaches. So next time, funny anymore,
call your exterminator or call your landlord to call the
exterminator to blow here's fire. Yes, especially like, yeah, that's awful.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
It's never going to be a good situation.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
And our final thing of the day eight four four nine,
five ninety five fifty we got a pair of tickets
for you to join us at the.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Untred Halloween ball over.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
At Congress Plaza Hotel I don't have my costume picked out.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yet, do you, Michael.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I'm narrowing it down, Okay, Maria, I think I'm.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Going to be a mafia poker player.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Hey, what if a mafia poker player in a vampire
hunter have in common?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
What stakes?

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Okay, you got a chance to wear two thousand dollars
as part of the best costume contest. Great drinks, amazing music,
and that Chicago skyline we all love so much. You
want to go to this Halloween ball eight four to four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty b collar ten. Michael, I'll ask you
for that number, but I'm doing some math right now. Hey,
we are eighteen minutes away too from your content announcement. Yes,

(39:59):
and that's going to being Rock News after nine, but
ninety five minutes kicks off next on Rock.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, The Morning, Marsh
pit his own.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'm allowed to adjust a microphone whenever I need to
love you guys, and if I do it at the
same time as Michael, that's fine. Survey says a third
of people think that they can beat a horror movie villain.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Casper.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I got a villain that's a hero.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Oh yeah, uh.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Could you beat the other ghosts?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Good point? Maybe I got I think ghosts are tough
because I'm they could just go through the wall.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
But eight four four nine ninety five fifty. Who do
you think you could beat? We have something from earlier.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah, let me pull him up. I do think I
could be Chucky because I would just punt him as
soon as he gets close. I'm just kicking.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I got mine. Yeah, I'm gonna beat candy Man. Oh,
it's very simple. No mirrors in my house. We got
one name that will never be mentioned. Yeah, ever, and
that is Candy Man. And I've already said it twice.
I'm not saying it three more times. It won't happen.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I have a lift because I really think that I
could take like most of them.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
But we'll get to as many as I did.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
What my kid.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
We asked for these earlier. We got no text messages
about it yet.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
What what nobody thinks they can take on horror?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Horror villain? Do you think you could be eight four
four fifty?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, text us in. Okay, here's who I got and
here's my list.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Thought it'd be great, Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Norman Bates from Psycho Dude just has mommy issues. Those
are my easiest victims. Damien Thorn from The Omen. I'll
kick a child.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
See, they always need someone to go back in time
and kill baby Hitler. And then they're like, oh, but
could we kill the baby?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I could.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Let's go Annabelle, I just put her in that Barbie
Mattel packaging.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
She's not getting out of the box.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Put her back in the box.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Uh, the Armitage Family and get out. Yeah, I mean,
I'm white. I'm gonna be fine.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Probably, Okay, You're not gonna like stop them from using
their teacup.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Teacup?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's who could I beat? Could I beat?

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, And I'll smash the teacups too. The Poultergeist, I'd
just move.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Annie Wilkes and Misery. You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yah?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
What I would do for her is I'd introduce her
to weight loss drugs. I'llah Requiem for a Dream, because
I do think that that would also sent her on
a similar spiral and she would take herself out there.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Oh like, did you just combine both those movies?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Sure did.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Reagan McNeil from the Exorcist, because that is a preteen girl.
You know what, a preteen girl can't deal with me?
And girls Regina George her done and done. Jack Torrance
from The Shining he has an alcohol problem. I'm gonna
give him a shot. Lord, that's gonna snap him right
out of it. And finally Jaws, Hello Shark, meet my

(43:06):
ar fifteen.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I got one for Jaws. Yeah, I'm not getting in
the water.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
So yeah, we did get a text. I can think
of three okay from the seven to eighty says, I
can think of three count Shacula, Booberry and franken Berry.
I will eat them without regard for their well being.
All right, next thing you got from us, I just
heard it.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, we got an announcement on the way.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, don't go.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Anywhere prize to learn that Hell is still operating on
the bell system. Can we not get them like a
ring camera or something.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Are we in Hell?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
No? I mean I am your personal Satan, but no, alas,
we are not in Hell. It is the morning mosh
pit instead. And we have announcements.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Two major concert announcements, major major, major, major announcement. The
email came down yesterday. We were all very excited. All right,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Take your time.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I'm rubbing my hands together. I'm excited. Number one, September
twenty second, Credit Union one Alpatheita. Yes, Iron Maiden with
special guests Mega Death.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, that's a rock and roll show right there.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Show.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
It's Iron Maiden's Run for Your Live's World Tour and
tickets go on sale Friday at ten am tomorrow. No
next Friday.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Sorry for about.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
To be like I need to get paid for tickets.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
That is what that is. One and maybe, in my opinion,
the smaller of the two. Oh. I mean, it depends
on who you like more. But this is a big announcement.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I'm ready. Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Two.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Number two Saturday, August eighth, twenty twenty six, Soldier Field,
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And that's the vend.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
It's called the Take Cover Tour twenty twenty six, The
Food Fighters with special guests Queen of the Queens of
the Stone Age.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
And a band that I can't say their name, so
I'm going to say it in a different way. They
call themselves Mannequin p.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
You can't say it, can I say?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I can put the name of their band.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, this is a news report, and I'm reporting that
the band playing with the Food Fighters is Mannequin Pussy.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
That's very good.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Tickets on sale October thirty, first Friday, ten am.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Wow. There is a lot of great shows being announced
right now next year.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Basically.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I like how we announced them on none of the
epic moments of this song and on all of the
intermediate ones.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Also, Food Fighters have an official officially announced a new
single which is dropping right now. It's called Asking for
a Friend. You can get that on all your platforms.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Are you ready for their single? Sorry, George, that's his
wife's name.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Aria.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
I wonder if on the new album if there will
be a song like that.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Probably not. He's trying to sweep that one under the rug.
I'm not letting them. I keep a ripple that rug
up and I'm.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Being like, no, no, no, you can't just put toys
under your bed and say.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
That your room's clean.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
So one more time. Iron Maiden and Mega Death the
Run for Your Lives World Tour, September twenty second, Credit
Union Amphitheater.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
It's gonna be a wow.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Food Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, and Mannequin Pussy
at Soldier Field Saturday, August eighth. Both shows. The tickets
go on sale October thirty first, at ten am.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I was gonna tell you the most popular song from
Queens of the Stone Age, but no one knows.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Two major concert announcements just happened if you missed it,
Iron Maiden and Mega Death September twenty second at the
Credit Union one Amphitheater and the Food Fighters playing with
Queens of the stone Age and Mannequin Pussy at Soldier
Fields Saturday, August eighth. Tickets on sale the thirty first
for both shows.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And those are going to be special days.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
But right now midst of a very special day, it's.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Wrong ninety five by Thursday.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Oh there's a song, but we're not hated. We love
a song.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
The best way to enjoyed thurstang the song they sang beautiful.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
We gotta tell you one way. Thank Depending on what
you barnered at Drake.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Who wrote that song?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
That's right there a really prolific song.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Oh so we had Kendrick Lamar, Yes, Kendrick Lamar wrote
that song.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
He did a great job.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
It's amazing, incredible. Oh, we're buddies.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You know how like Mike's friends with George Lucas, I'm
friends with Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
He wants to know why you're a Drake fan.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
That's something he's heard anyway. How does I'm not close, Marris.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
We're talking about Thursday right now. Can you please stay
on topic. I'm really sick of you distracting the room
I was and now the toe now you're town. Now
you're screaming at me in my face.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
I have to go on to the register.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah, okay, not to want my sports prowess here, but
I know things. Okay, New England Patriots legend. You know
that guy Vince Wilfork, what physician he was on Patriots

(48:27):
partnered position he played football, partnered up with Sam Adams
to launch a limited edition beer just in time for
football season.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Vince will a big boy.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
You know what they called it. You know what they
called the beer, Vince Grillfork lagger A right.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
It was made to go with barbecue meats. He is
described as smooth, bold, and full of flavor.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Same. This is not the first.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Time, I'm Adam says with the Boston Athlete and the
world of beer. Celtics star Derek White already has one,
so does Bruin's legend Brad Marshall and Alex greg No.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I know, yeah, hockey player names are tough to be fair.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Did you say you struggled on Alex Bragman?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
No? And no I didn't struggle on anyway.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Okay, all right, No, there was no hesitation.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What what? I don't want to get someone's name wrong.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Marshan is a legend in Boston. Yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I mean watched his career from day.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
One and Bragman once out of Boston. So yeah, so beer.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
So beer.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
So they're getting their own beers for the sports. Are
you gonna drink it?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (49:57):
I feel really dumb because or whatever reason, you went
into that, and I know, I sang the jingle and
we talked about the jingle, but then you distracted me
and when you went into it, I was like, oh,
we're in the war. So that's why I was like confused,
is why we were talking about beer.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
So I'm here now, you.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Know what, I'm caught up.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
You know what Mary's Enough said. I just hit the
outro from The Inevitable Human Versus.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Like that too.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
No, yeah, Mary's come on, that's my bad. I like it. Honestly.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
We are in the midst of inevitable human versus roder
war and we are drinking to cope.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
So it all ties together.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
And if you need some extra drinks, rap you can
help you get there, because he's got your next chance
to win a thousand dollars Right after STP Michael's second
favorite band.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
New music.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
Next, oh my Girls, Next fifty.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Yeah, text on fifty text us at any time.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
They come right here into the studio, We read them,
we choose them. Oh hey, put them back down, you
throw Oh my god. Right now, we're gonna kick it off.
As soon as my un as soon as the website
and the internet decide to work here in the building,
we will kick it.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Would you like some assistance?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
All right.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Let's see here, starting with the two one nine I met.
Michael likes repeating the announcements of the concert so he
can continue saying mannequin. I'm not gonna say it anymore.
I'm just gonna say mannein p.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I don't want to get trouble mannequin vagina.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
There you go. That's the technical and they are playing
with the Foo Fighters and Queens of the son Age
Solverfield from the six three to oh, I can take
out the shark from Jaws. Just poison the crap out
of Richard Dreyfus and push him overboard. We're talking about
what horror movie villains you think you would take. Yeah,
this is a little different here, Maria. I took the

(52:04):
pleasure of fixing your Thursday song. Okay, because it's rock
ninety five to five Thursday, but we're not running a tab.
The best way to enjoy Thursday is by listening on
the ab No, he says, app when do you think
of that?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Now?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
It was so close.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
It was close.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I appreciate the effort. You don't understand the corporate chills.
Don't pay me for the jingle. They're not going to
actually get a correction written.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
They don't get that from me, and I get to
do it and Marius gets to do it. It's fun,
I remember.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah, I'm not kidding anymore.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
From the two on nine, I have another decently sized
announcement you guys. Story of the Year has released a
new single and plans to drop an album very soon.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Oh nice, Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I've heard from them in a while. Oh, maris just
head from the seven o eight.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
That was a noise.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I feel like I can meet Michael Myers. I've seen
the movies enough to know that if you just remove
his head in some way, he'll stop. All right, Oh,
you gotta get to his head.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Doesn't he else not move fast?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
I think that's just a scary movie trope. Okay, if
you speed walk, you might be safe.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
I'll get on a lime scooter from the sixth three
to Oh, I'm surprised Maria didn't mention Jigsaw as a villain.
She could beat. I like her odds against a senior
citizen cancer patient.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh yeah, oh absolutely. And also, I'm way more.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Sadistic than he is. That's what that wash.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Yeah, let's not forget Jigsaw's power was in his manipulation
of getting somebody to kidnap. The people that were tortured
into the puzzles, it wasn't him taken on them.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
I'm the most manipulative person I know that never matter,
have a manipulation off where.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's so hard.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Joe agrees with me. He says, I'm gonna punch Chucky
out the window. From the eight one four pinhead would
be the easiest to beat. Two words electro magnet, Yeah,
I could go bad quick, also a thimble, and finally
from the eight four to seven, I could beat Jack Frost.
Just crank up the heat and white him.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Out, melt him down one space heater.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
You can always text us a four four nine ninety
five fifty. That's eight four four nine five five Jack Truss.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Get down to the windy city. What the grass is brown?
In the air is nippy?

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Take me?

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
I should We should produce something like that. That's a fun
little We could sing it at a Thursday Live kind
of a Maria Bob you know.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Oh it is, oh okay, yep.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
And that's why I'm going to stop us right there, gotcha,
because I haven't heard a Bob bop or mention.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Of hey, do you miss it.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
For our old listeners?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Good question.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Michael's talking now, He's trying to Michael has something he
wanted to say to the old school listeners.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yes, I found a Dennis Rodman signed jersey online from
the nineteen ninety six season. But I'm looking at buying
what am I saying to the old school listeners that
I was saying that the people may not know that
this is a hard time we gave Maris about kids
Bop back in the day.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I don't think it's that hard a time. I think
it's a legitimate question. Speaking of Hey, Mary's quick.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
We had two major announcements as far as concerts today.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Two major concert announcement.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
It was not kids Bob.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
You're right, because like Foo Fighters, way too violent a
name for kids bop. You know, they would be like
Foo Pacifist.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Queens of the Stone Age, definitely not mannequin pussy. Well,
so yeah, Foo Fighters playing Soldier Field and Iron Maiden
and Mega Death are coming to UH Credit Union one
Amphitheater at Northern of the Island at Tinley Park.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
They make it really easy. Can't just call it the
United Center or something simple.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Just see the com of Chicago at.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
The here next year. I don't know if I'm gonna
make it.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
In general talk about the concert.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yeah, just in general.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
And by the way, tickets on sale for both of
those shows the thirty first at ten am start your OnlyFans, and.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
So the toesday first is a Friday, So you'll get your.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Tickets to your made baby. They go until Friday. Don't
say ray two bree BOMs, some one break.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I'm just a deey shirt bag like you.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Why don't you want us to be happy now?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I just gotta get out of here.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
You know what? I like this song?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I gotta make way for a walk.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I heard the song Forever

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Let's Go