October 21, 2025 • 50 mins
This week on The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re diving into the perks of Youth Privileges — those little freedoms and luxuries we all miss.
From skipping responsibilities to sleeping till noon, we’re getting nostalgic and a little jealous.
Then it’s back to battle with Human vs. Robot War, where the machines keep getting creepier… like that new $600 toilet camera that watches and analyzes your bathroom habits (yep, that’s real).
We’ve also got Sports, Five Things: Haunted Hell’s Gate, and all the chaos in Nerd News and Bad News Bears. Plus — tune in for your chance to win Jack’s Pumpkin Pop-Up tickets before the season ends!
#iheartradio
From skipping responsibilities to sleeping till noon, we’re getting nostalgic and a little jealous.
Then it’s back to battle with Human vs. Robot War, where the machines keep getting creepier… like that new $600 toilet camera that watches and analyzes your bathroom habits (yep, that’s real).
We’ve also got Sports, Five Things: Haunted Hell’s Gate, and all the chaos in Nerd News and Bad News Bears. Plus — tune in for your chance to win Jack’s Pumpkin Pop-Up tickets before the season ends!
#iheartradio
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It happened to me, and I survived.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got affected by the Amazon outages.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yes, oh my god. No, it's like, where are you
going with this.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hair dryer that was supposed to arrive? It was due
to arrive yesterday. They haven't even chipped.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Are you wet? Is your hair wet today this morning?
Don't you dare?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Purge?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Mon?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Either of you? Are you? You haven't hat on? Are
you curly?
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
God, damn? I just hit it when I come to
work in my hair. Now there's this thing we're gonna
do next Friday for Purge Month, and you're just teeing
it up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I didn't mean to do you guys want to be
in the room for that?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Should we have?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Should I should?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Do?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You guys want to also live react to them?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I don't know what you're talking about. There's a culmination
at all. I thought it was just a month's thing.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, So they're allowed to comment throughout a month on
social media. Then on Halloween, on the actual night of
the purge, they call in. Well morning, now they call
in and then they can say the things to me,
but they have to put their full government name on it,
and they have to say their.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Mom's name first.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But historically this would be the fourth purge, third purge,
a number of purges, it's just been me and dear listener,
and there hasn't really been anyone else. And I was like,
maybe it's still me in them and I don't let
you guys react. And I'm like, maybe you guys react,
Maybe maybe we.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Need to be here right, Well, yeah, we're going to
do a show. Will we just stay home if you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's not going to be every break that day?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What this is? I figure, I don't know before let's
let's figure it off.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We'll discuss it, will discuss four wall.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
More.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The question was, are you guys going to be there going? Eh?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
To the person on the line, that's the decision that
we need to totally.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
This is the morning lash Pit.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It is I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Michael Busy day again, a lot of Halloween prizes. But
do you guys know what has returned here today?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
What is it? Well? First off, it is back to
the future day. Oh yes, you also know that the
nb A has returned.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
To right my childhood mine too.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You're gonna get so tired of round ball rock area.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
But how could I know that was the name of
the song? Time live version? Oh my amazing, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
My god, I'm sorry. There's a live version.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I will send it to you, and it's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But it's actually weirdly bizarre to think of this as
like a band playing because this.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is pretty I don't just call it a fan There
is a symphony.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And oh, yes, that's right, it was John Tesh composed this.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, do I know this person?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I believe John Tosh is a very famous radio host's
iHeartRadio syndicated for years.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And years and years.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Of course, yes, our colleague, he started out as a musician.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He's said what I say all that to say. With
the NBA returning to MBC, we have your chance to
win five hundred dollars. Hellye, that's coming up later today
at nine you have to answer a trivia question for us.
I hope you're up on your NBA but yes, sorry,
got very excited about that one.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Men's me somebody won a thousand from Rocky the Rooster yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, they did, were chances of that coming up?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Association National Is Association, Men's National National Association m NBA.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It went up to the clouds. Nobody understands the cloud
It's a mystery. There's weather. I'm chapped. Oh that's what's
going out.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yes, it's cold enough now this morning feels ten degrees.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
With whats on my face?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
On the face, thank you for specifying.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Uh no, we have turned a cool corner. It is breezy,
Gonna be breezy today and tomorrow, gonna make it feel
about ten degrees colder than it is. It feels like
thirty eight degrees out there right now. And I got
one little chap on the corner of my lift.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Who knows, you know, when you.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Open your mouth too wide and it opens and then
you got to keep chapped to the chapstick on it
because it keeps breaking open. Yeah, and it's not a
cold sort, but I'm so annoying. So it's gonna be chilly,
it's gonna be windy, it's gonna be cloudy this afternoon.
So grab a jacket. It's fall, baby, it's fall.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's fall. And we're talking about things we missed from yesteryear.
Youth privileges.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
How about just going outside and playing has hours.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
On end being able to sleep and not get a
quicker my neck. That affects me for the next three days.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
My neck has been criicked for five Oh guys, I
hate it. We'll talk about it next on Rock ninety
five to five Live. On Rock ninety five to five
is the morning match pit is. We patiently wait for
our rooster to wake up. We wake up before the rooster,
but he shows up after eight with one thousand dollars
(05:26):
for you to win and a little drunk. He just
does what he wants. We're okay with it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, we wake up in Rock Hard and he still
has tacacka doodle do.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So hey, there we go, okay man, while we wait
for Rocky week age and as we age, we grow
further away from the youth privileges. And someone on Reddit
did a whole list of youth privileges people miss and
it gets really real, really quickly. Okay, number one, it's
going to hit you in the fields. Our perception of time. Yep,
(05:56):
a year was so long when you were a kid,
and now I'm feels like what a week did back then?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yep, blink, And it's been a year.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
A year that's like, it's insane that us three have
been doing this together for a year now.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Ishedy, we're almost there.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're almost there, Like we're just a couple of weeks
from when I decided that I was just gonna be here.
One says I was talking to friends recently about how
I used to be able to sleep wedged up against
a piece of furniture when I was twenty, but now
in my forties, I need a mattress of a specific
firmness and my specific orthopedic pillow or I will be
in pain for days.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah. I was one of those that could sleep anywhere,
and now I kind of sleep better when I'm not
in my own environment anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh interesting, Yeah, Oh you're adaptable something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Or overworked and just getting your hour to get them
I think that part. This person says, I used to
work at eight a m. Every Sunday during college. I
don't think I was ever not hungover, but I just
drink some water, eats some food, and be good to go.
A few weeks ago, my cousin got married and I
hit the sauce quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I was hungover for a full week. Yeah, I don't,
I don't love it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Can I just get Summers? Off.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's what The next literally the next thing is I
really miss Thanksgiving and spring breaks.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Just a solid week off with no worries.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I didn't have anything to do around that, just time off.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, we just get that for us adults. We just
have a spring break, yes, Thanksgiving break.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You know in other countries they do, they have like
literally mandated vacation. Where the only First World country that
doesn't have any we don't have any mandated vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
In Spain they get a month.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They get a month in Spain, like federally mandated vacation time.
I want to die. Okay, awesome. This one says just
not having a full time job. Yeah, this sounds incredible.
Go play outside being something that was encouraged and we
had time for.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
My mom always said that get outside, just go play.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
This is interesting getting the ben fit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
People are generally nice to young people if they need
help with things like getting directions, extensions on school work,
getting out of traffic tickets, et cetera. Now you're expected
to always know better.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, not halfway on that one. Yeah, yeah I don't.
The benefit of the doubt was like, Okay, you're young
and stupid. Yeah, like. It wasn't I don't feel like
I got away with a ton.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, And it wasn't like respectful, it was like, okay,
it was exactly that you're young and stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, okay as adults, you guys ever go back home
and I'm just gonna say, Mom's pantry, you could open that.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
There were cereal in there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
One can stock a fridge like Stephen r my girl, Ellen,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Only thirty minutes from my mom and she'll still send
me home with a grocery. Seriously, I miss that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And then this is the feeling of having energy for
things of life, having this freshness and excitement to it.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Don't take your youth in days in the sun for rant.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That just the potential of being really young, having your
whole life ahead of you, and that's not been mapped
out yet, and it could be anything, and it's probably
gonna be real estate.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
But that's fine.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Nickelback back in the news.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Chad Krueger gonna be on a comedy show out of
Canada called I Kill the Bear, set to premiere in
twenty twenty six, from the people who made Shorzy and Lettering.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm all about this because it sounds awesome. Yeah, that
great series.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, he seems like he just wants to do fun things.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Even when I saw him play, I was like, this
guy's just having fun.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And he wrote about it in Rockstar.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh I haven't seen is that I haven't even died
even know?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Is that his book?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
In the song rock Star? Oh yeah, he wrote about it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I mean he's he's through with standing in line buzz all.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Right, Yeah, you got me Rock ninety five, Chicago's rock
station Morning watch.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Bit is I just be glad that I was the
one that got you because at least I'm a human,
so you know that I'm on your side in the
grand scheme of things.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
The grand scheme, of course, being the inevitable. Here my vers, it's.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Robots war news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We'll half a second. Really made a difference for me.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Okay, Finally a human winning tactic against technology. Because a
man was sick of having such high screen time, so
he three D printed a six pound phone case to
put on to make his phone heavier, so he had
to actually think about it when he was picking it up,
(10:37):
and it would actually tire.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Him out to be holding it that long.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I might need this.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
These are the analog tactics we need to fight technology.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
There's got to be a different way why. I mean, yes,
it's effective, but I know I.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Do this for work, but my hand is cramping from
holding You ever hold your phone with your little finger
underneath it, yet your hands start turned by the end
of the day.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, I need that for me. That's just like a
false ends to him, or it's not a good solution
because if he wants to look at his phone, he
can still look at his phone. He's just got a
six pound brick that he can prop up against a
wall or do whatever he wants to. He's just gonna
stand over it. He just can't hold his phone, or
he comes out as thor at the end of this
(11:22):
because he's just so all forearms from holding his six
pound phone. I swear it's from holding the phone.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, well done, I hear that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But also you have to take into consideration that a
lot of the reason that we are on our phones
as much as we are is because of convenience, and
so if you do something as simple as just to
make it inconvenient, that's going to make a big difference.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It did by the way he cut his screen time
in half.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But also on top of that, I don't think it's
realistic to just say that we're not going to be
on our phones at all.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's not the world we live in.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You just I feel like in this day and age,
or at least with me, if I'm not on my phone,
I'm on my TV. And if I'm not on my TV,
I'm on my video game system. So it is a
different screen and it is functioning in a different manner.
But I'm in a screen somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Have you considered getting a different hobby that doesn't involve screens.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
That sounds stupid. It's hard listen.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I think I'm addicted to the screens because when I
try to do something that you're speaking of youth privileges,
I miss. Yeah, I'm not just not having a phone
about an attention span?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
My god, can we get it back?
Speaker 7 (12:29):
We watch a movie.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Anymore, we'd sit outside for hours and play in like
the grass.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I have so many different ways of folding blades of grass,
from being like a.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Soccer practice and not being on the field when you're
just sitting on the ground.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yes, what you weren't playing? You were playing in the grass.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
My brothers and sisters, so we were waiting for them
to get done. And I'm just sitting in the grass
doing nothing. Okay, okay, I got it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Good at sucker, what do you want? Oh, I'm a swimmer.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I was gonna say you were the kid, and I
was like, oh, she's playing in the flowers again.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
For soccer and for track, yes, and both of those
had grass.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
So let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I can fold to play the grass.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I can. I used to be able to do the
thing where you can put between your thumbs. O want
it it, make it, make it whistle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And this is how we win. Honestly, we have to
use analog tactics.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We have to do stupid things like literally waiting our
phones down so that we think about it.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
But goddamn it, it's gonna work, and.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
We just might win the Inevitable Human versus Robot Warm.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War Rock five five? Are we speaking with David?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What's going on? David? Welcome to M M P. D
and D, where we play dungeons and Dragons with you.
Welcome to the room, Maria. Yes, I lovely Recapley is phenomenal. Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yesterday, while they were on the Purple Line train, they
were deciding whether or not they'd go to the Crown
Jewels of Osco, Mariano's, or the Whole Foods. Marius defended
Croundles of Oscar Masonovich defended Mariano's because of the tavern
of the bards, and either or introduced to the concept
of whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Ultimately, either our.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Speech was the most convincing, and so now the gang
pulls up outside the Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh, and it's incredible. They walk through the doors.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Last traces of ketchup clinging to the windows from their
fight with the ketchup coltists. Marius leans forward but the
slemny of the statesman and looks over to.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
The sample Elf, and the sample OFLF goes, hello, welcome
to Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Would you like to try our vegan gluten freelow sodium
high Aura pickles, and Marius says, we seek not samples,
but the perfect pickle, one worthy of the ultimate hot dog.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The sample Elf smile waivers, A hush seems to fall
over the produce section. From the behind the salad bar
emerges a figure tall regal, the crown made of sprigs
of dill in a flowing cape of lettuce leaves.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
The figure steps forward.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Sir Dillard, the brine keeper, Paladin of the pickle Ale.
His badge reads assistant manager. Of course, Sir Dillard says.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
To claim the perfect pickle, you must prove your purity
of palette.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Three jars stand before you.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Bread and butter, kosher dill, and spicy garlic. O Joes Wisely,
Marius approaches the bread and butter jar.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Marius, give me a roll.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Three, oh, man, I can't get anything good here.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Takes a bite of the bread and butter pickle.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
It's disgustingly sweet, just like saccharine, encoding soul and regret.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And he's like, this is not gonna go on a
hot dog either. Roar of David. He approaches the spicy
garlic jar. We're gonna roll for you right now.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Eleven eleven.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, so you do not enjoyed the spicy garlic pickles.
How do you think your character reacts.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Weird face? Yeah, yeah, I think that that's right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Either or Either or makes a very disgusted face and
just looks over and goes in. Maisonovich approaches the kosher
dil jar, give us a roll. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Nine.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Okay, Well, unfortunately your kosher dill is limp.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's the truth.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Left dill, the betrayal of the warriors heart.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The gang still search for the perfect pickle before they
can leave Whole Foods. We will see where this adventure
takes the next oh tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Such a terrible pickle.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Experience, but the roar of Dave, what's your favorite pickle?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What's your favorite pickle? David? I would say a picker? Nice?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
All right, you're qualified for the fly Where are you?
What's worked fair enough?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Okay, yes, David for the sticks fly away a chance
to go to Vegas when they're at the Venetian from
January twenty third to the thirty first. Thanks for playing MMG.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Five things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
We got things, including spiders all over Florida. It's spider
season in Floridas. Yeah, they are coming out because of
the temperat change changes and it's mating season apparently, so
there's gonna be even more spiders after this. Most of
the spiders are harmless because they're banana spiders. But there's
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an occasional black widow or brown roots and waters in there.
So Florida have fun.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's your season, our season too, huh. I mean spiders are.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Going to be coming inside and generally play something real quick.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I have a bat on my screen. It was there
all day yesterday and there this morning. Still we think
he's moving in. Yeah, I like that season. He's like
a little bat too, and he's just hanging out. Literally,
you know how to become Batman, right, No.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Just doesn't need to bite me. Yes, yes, I'm gonna
go do that. Go get a raby shot.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Before you do that.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Some have to kill his parents.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, okay, toxic bat more spider man, not actual Batman.
Very quickly, two men were caught stealing over three hundred
pounds of meat from the City Help Center, which seems terrible,
but the list of meat that they stole sounds fun.
Sausage meat, two boxes of pies, a box of hot dogs,
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twenty four and twenty four loaves of bread. They're planning
on something, they're playing something.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I assume a sermon on the mount.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
That's a different kind of party in his purage month,
ma'am mount.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Wow, okay, took it good, got horning to.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Know I took it there where?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Am i?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Okay, if you're going to a store and you notice
there's a difference on the prices that are listed, it's
a thing and you can't do much about it. So
if you pick up an item and there's one price
listed on the item, but if you look on the
shelf and see that price on the shelf and there's
just difference, typically the store is going to go with
the higher price, and they have every right to do so,
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So be on the lookout when you're shopping.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Okay, was this what you were tolding me about yesterday, Mario.
It's like dynamic pricing, So if it's busier, the stores
can just pump the prices up.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh no, no, no, she's talking about something different. This
is just this is them pricing it the way that
they want to, just like they don't have to stick
with the price on the label.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, Like it's dynamic, like dynamic prices, so.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You're standing more on like there's a fluctuation.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's one version of it.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Okay, yes, all right, Number four, make it. A man
was sued and lost his suit because he was smoking
weed in his apartment. His neighbor, the woman who filed
the suit to sue, was upset because of the smell
of weed invading her residence, and it was, I guess
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a smell that she didn't want to deal with. Now
he cannot smoke within his own residence and or within
twenty five feet of her residence, she sued. And that's all, yes, yeah,
that's what I get. No money, a lot of work.
She did that wrong, wasted a ton of money, and
nine five ninety five fifty would have calmed her down.
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ass fucker.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well, maybe if the wicked got a little rest, they
wouldn't be so wicked cranky when you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Don't get your nap. You know it's morning moshpid on
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Mike, a new six hundred dollars toilet camera watches you
go and analyzes the results.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
A sponsored by.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
To say everyone's worried about AI taking your job. You
probably don't want this one. Cohler, the toilet company, just
debuted their new toilet camera. It's called Dakota.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I kind of like that.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Actually, it's called Dakota and cost six hundred dollars. It
fits on the side of most toilet bowls and uses
optical sensors to scan your waist, then put stats into
an app on your phone, so they watch your south
Dakota Yes, Hey, they say that you sign him with
a fingerprint scanner so they know who it is. No, No,
And then they can tell you whether you dehydrated, what
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percentage of your sessions are regular each week, and they
look for signs of blood.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
So practical use. They have this at a doctor's off.
As you go into the er, you've got Rumbley Tumbley's
and they commanditor your Rumbley tumbles. I'm not spending six
hundred dollars because I got diarrhea. Yeah, okay, not that
i'd ever do it analyze my stool.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh no, but I have a month of evidence to
show that I have some commentars that would be interested
in this kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You win live stream, you could have a mansion you
went that way.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I'm just I'm asking questions. I just want to know
that I have options in case radio doesn't work out
for me.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, you would know your poop was healthy or not,
so that's one benefit. You could have a gold toilet
if you want.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
People are They say, don't worry, there's no chance you're
junk showing up on camera though Dakota sensors see down
into the toilet and nowhere else.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh okay, you might lose money, though, no, I think i'd.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Still be I said, there's a there's a profit.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'd still like to know.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
But on top of the six hundred bucks, like everything else,
there's also an annual subscription fee. One hundred and thirty
for the family plan. You start the page and then
just have a party.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Nobody, no you, they have no idea. I'm your model.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
All of a sudden, they're like, wait a minute, is
that the pit only plug? And I can still voice it.
They wouldn't see. So listen, we have a plan. We
have an alternative income stream, no pun intend this.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
And this is how we retire. Darn right, that's a.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Real crap idea.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
This is a great idea.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well yeah, it's a great idea about crap.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Okay, that idea?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Is that what you?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Okay it? The NBA makes its return to NBC tonight,
and we've got a trivia question coming up at nine
worth five hundred dollars. That's so cool. You just got
to answer the question five hundred bones. It could be difficult,
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could be easy, depends on how much you know the NBA.
But yeah, they'll be coming up a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I love the m NBA.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Yes, yes, and that makes me very happy. And we
want to keep the happy news levels up. We are
going to go through news headlines. They are spoiler alert,
absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
However, we're gonna I just talked about money.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I know, and I'm putting a positive spin on
the news headlines with bad news bears man hospitalized after
being shot with the crossbow.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Wow, awesome fun.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I mean, not awesome that happened, but being shut with
the crossbow is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
He is not dead, so this is a good headline.
Person dies after being pulled out to see.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's one of my biggest fears.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, filling out.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, I'm great at that.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Three sentenced for punching and robbing postal carrier?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Why what are they doing to do to give you?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
They were like, and that's where my dogs spot. He's
got shoers out here.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
And finally what remains in shallow grave found behind abandoned
school belonged to missing women.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't like the No, you don't because it's bad
news fairs.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
And then you dance through the entire break too. The
music does help? Music, does it?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Michael?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
When I hear it, kick and I go okay, I
feel a little better now. And then he brings mellow
grave with a smile on her face.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I thought that was a b dumped there first, but
it's sweezer. Well.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
They sound the remains so that in a way it's
a positive.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
There's your Spin Corporate shows.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That's the positive. They found her.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They found Yeah, they could have not.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I guess closure. Yeah, the family house peace.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, look at that that one silver lineys.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Nerd alert. It's time to dark out. Yeah, baby, I
will say this is one of my favorite video game
series of the new generation. It's the Horizon series. Horizon
zero Dawn is getting a movie release, Sony has announced
with Netflix. I know, I see you typing, you typing.
(27:53):
Let me tell you about the lead character, Alloy is
living on a post apocalypse Earth. It has been terrorformed
by a bunch of robots. All the bad stuff happened,
and now the robots are trying to make it a
little bit safer to live on.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So this is post human versus robot one.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
And guess what happens. There is a robot virus that
makes them all very violent to the humans that are
left on Earth, and Aloy is trying to figure out
her origin story and how she can get the robots
back on the side of good to continue to terrorform properly.
I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
So it's actually I'm looking at some of the screen
you know, mock ups and stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It looks cool video game wise, one of the most
beautiful games I've played, one of the best soundtracks I've
ever played, along with it's an open world game, absolutely amazing.
Just Chef's kiss, Oh love it. Sony did their big
one with this one, and I'm excited to see this
come to the live screen. And this is off the
success of video game movies in recent Mario Brothers, Minecraft
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poke Mon continues to dominate. Sonic ended up being a
much better movie. Once they fix Sonic on, they fake
Sonic and then we have a street Fighter movie on
the way. Mortal Kombat is going to be coming out
next year, and the Legends of Zelda is in talks
as well. So has there been a Zelda movie yet? No,
(29:22):
there might have been a cartoon. Okay, I can't say
that I know for sure, but hope they'll do it.
They do it right, They're planning to do this live
action and I'm very excited. Take my money, steal my money,
and I'm gonna have to play this game again.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And also, how about an Elder Scrolls game. Now that
we have a vacuum left where Game of Thrones was,
we need that style.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Hey, hey, he's going to finish that book. Yeah, he's
going to finish.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, well the show already finished, so I'm talking shows
and movies.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Boo.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
This Horizon zero down it looks gorgeous. I'm looking at
the screenshots. Dude, what a cool game.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
It's what is it?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
PlayStation?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yes, PlayStation great, walking us to suck up a free time.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Now here's a bit only. Here's a pop up. Yeah,
it's got pumpkins and we'll send you to see them.
Pop up with some pumpkins and a drink and a
mains and an ex throwing experience. It's Jack's Pomkin pop
Up and you want to go eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty phone number. You call it ten.
(30:33):
Jazz it up today.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I couldn't find a single beat or tempo, but I
was here for it.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Hey, hey, hey, matter, hey hey, you just got it's
jazz baby.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Speak of punk pop ups. I got one of those
pumpkin chies to.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, your basic is showing.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I look at that thing that is orange and it's
like a Trenta.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's a Vento okay, but there is a special version
of delight that I do get from wearing all black
and like chains and things and then drinking pumpkin flavored drinks.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh looks very. You looked very Halloween. It's black and orange.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I am very Halloween Halloween.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Age four, four, nine fifty. You'd like a four pack
of tickets to Jack's Funking pop up to let us
know and give us a call beat Collar ten. Also,
tickets are available at Jackspumpkin pop up dot com and
a Merry Christmas and if you know not what No,
no you didn't.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You don't get to skip both Halloween.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
And Thanksgiving where it's just fun because it gets you.
Guys worked out the ten because we got to talk
to Michael about how holidays.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
Were now fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Charlotte?
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Lette is your web?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I was Farmer Zuckerman.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
The only reason I know the name is because I
played them in a play.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Okay, no, no, no, please don't. These are the most
unique and original jokes you've ever heard on the Morning
Show before.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
How is your city in North Carolina?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Charlotte, We're gonna play this lovely game called fun to
the head so that I don't have to hear any
more great jokes from these two. You're gonna answer trivia questions,
hopefully take one of them hostage, and we're gonna get
shot with nerve darts all for some haunted house tickets
for Hell'sgate. Who do you want to take hostage? Charlotte.
I'm a big Hornets fan. Okay, I just yeah, now, Charlotte,
(32:51):
I'm not saying you should get some of these wrong
on purpose so that we can shoot Michael, but you
make that decision. Oh yeah, here you go, Mari. Thank you.
All right, Maria, I'm gonna get off my Okay, all right,
she's ready.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay. Reminder that you do get one save that you
can use it anytime. Okay. What is the tallest mountain
in the world?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Oh, I have no darn it.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Wow, it's been a while, Mike, it's.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Been a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Holy moly, incredible, This feels good, this feels nice. Mount
Everest was the correct answer there, all right? Which band
released the hit Sweet Child of Mine?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh my God, long hair? Co three? You have a
sha you have a saved?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yes, that would be guns and Rosy.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Michael just don't want to get shot. Yeah, it was
right there. You were ready.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
The laser pointers were on me. Help those bullets.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's cool, it's cool. All right, we got this one
to get the haunted house passes?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Which movie features the quote why so serious?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
By so serious?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Serious? Why so serious?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
So serious?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Five?
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Here we go?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
All right, one more, you've got these haunted house passes?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
My impersonation helped?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh good, okay, all right, final one? Who wrote the hobbit? Yes, yeah, Jess, because.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
It's doing so long.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I think maybe just a couple for good measure.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Oh hey, that was that was for Charlotte for making
those terrible jokes. How about you? Okay, okay, wow, Charlotte,
I shot Maria for you because she was making such
terrible jokes.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Name.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
But hey, you are going to Hell's Gate Haunted House
in Lockford. Are you a big fan of haunted houses?
Speaker 6 (35:45):
I am?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
And have you been to this one before?
Speaker 7 (35:48):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Now there is a giant slide that I need you
to find and check out when you go. They also
got ghastly secrets and secret pass just for you to
get entrapped in in the multi level mansion. Oh, it's
going to be a great time for you, Charlotte. Now,
do you have a friend or a person that you
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love going to haunted houses with that you're gonna take
with you?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Probably my son and my husband. There we go, Well done,
there you go. That's gonna be a great time, Charlotte.
You are all set. But for everyone else, head to
Hellsgate dot com to get your tickets today.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
That's right, Boston's more than a feeling being played on
the same station as Nirvana.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Kirkkovan would have loved that, I'm sure. Yeah, it's Mordi
Bosch bit on Rock nine to five five Mikey Rock News.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Food Fighters appear to be teasing a major announcement for
October twenty third and a bunch of places around the world,
including airports. There's these big digital boxes showing up with
the Foo Fighter's logo and then the date underneath, and
then they'll slowly change into something else.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
But turns out I.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hope the album is called Oops, sorry I do Love
my wife.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, damn.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Slipknot suing someone who's been sitting on slipknot dot com
for two decades. Uh, their their website is actually slipnot
one dot com because they just said screw it. Like, yeah,
you said, like, why don't they just douce.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Slipknot ban Yeah, the Slipknot.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
The band accused is the cyber squad of trademark infringement
and unfair competition by displaying pay for click advertisements and
taking visitors to counterfeit merch websites.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, okay, okay, especially sucky. Yeah, it's got that had
to have been bubbling for a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Are we excited about the Springsteen movie? Jeremy Allen White? Yeah,
all right, Well, interestingly enough, there's gonna be an album
that comes out. It'll be Bruce Springsteen's songs, but they
will be sang by Jeremy Allen White, because, as Jeremy
Allen White says, one of the most beautiful things Bruce
did was give me the permission to bring myself into
this and sing the songs myself. I can't believe I
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out the blessing in the first place.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah sounds good, cool, Yeah, yeah, if he sounds like
Jersey Allen White, I heard him.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
I heard his singing in the trailer, and it sounded good.
I mean, it doesn't sound just like Bruce, but a
snut exactly.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Right right now.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, if we want to just like Bruce, we just
go listen to Bruce.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Exactly for all the rock news and the concert calendar.
Just go to Rock nine five to five. Now here's
a bit only plug there. This is a very special
plug and all in honor of the NBA being back
on NBC. Hold on, time out, time out. I'm sorry,
(38:40):
it is playing the wrong song. Maria, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, that's the yeah, baby, it sounds different from the
other sports anthems.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Somewhere Michael Jordan just started dribbling.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Oh, it feels so good.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Hopefully his dangnerouse takes care of him.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Queans us.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Hey, he's gonna be an analyst now right, he's coming
back to the analyst.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
And we have basketball tipping off to kick off this season.
The Rockets have the Thunder at home and the Warriors
or no, the Rockets are wait what did I say that?
Rockets the Thunder? Okay, and then the Warriors are at
the Lakers later tonightlair.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
But here's the what Rockets regular I don't know, man,
I'm sorry that you don't know. The anthill gods I did,
actually I did.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
That was literally that was sigh and then hit the bell.
That was I think that was my fault. But here's
the thing. Okay, you need to answer a trivia question
eight four four ninety five fifty one trivia question about
the NBA, and if you get it right, you get
five hundred dollars. That's It's very simple. My favorite prize
(39:55):
was eight four four ninety five fifty one trip your question,
you win, you get five hundred dollars. Now, if you
get it wrong, we're gonna hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
In last if you get it wrong, you have to
be Michael Jordan's day nurse.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Just beat it to death.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Huh cash money Wow during Dirge month Maris good War.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Wow Wow eight four four Mike Alone nine five ninety five.
There five hundred dollars up for grabs. You got to
answer trivia question A. We are gonna hopefully put some
money in your pocket, all because NBA is back on NBC. Baby,
(40:36):
oh God, miss that song so much. Yeah, I like
this song too. It is a great one. Who is it? Michael? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Hurl jam right now stands up a lence, big empty.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
So it's not Bonjovi this time.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Weird Fast.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Mike? Yes,
you are. Oh Mike, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Was going one of my foot What.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Fantastic? Looking to make your morning a little bit better.
Hold on, we need some music for this.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's go one.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yes, the NBA on NBC is back, baby, and Mike,
we are celebrating with you. Are you excited about the
Bulls upcoming season? I am excited about the Bulls pumps
and I've.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Been on the loose for a little while, but I've
been trying.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
To get back into a graduation. There we go. The
Bulls have been out of the loop for a while too,
so that's yes, we are getting back into it. Mike,
attribute question for you. Get it right, five hundred dollars
for you. If you're wrong, sorry, no money for you.
But here's the question. This point guard was the Bulls
(41:48):
leading score last season. Who is that point guard? Mike
Kobe White?
Speaker 7 (41:58):
That is correct?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Well done, Mike. You've got five hundred dollars. Congratulations to you.
You get your game. You just got five hundred dollars
to get your game on with the NBA on NBC.
Don't miss the NBA Championship Oklahoma City Thunder hosting the
Houston Rockets, followed by the Golden State Warriors visiting the
(42:25):
LA Lakers. It all begins tonight at five point thirty
on NBC five Chicago and streaming on Peacock. Mike, what
you're gonna do with that money?
Speaker 7 (42:35):
My man?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Gamble, let's go, Let's go, honest man, an honest man, easy,
come easy. Do you have a game that you like specifically?
Or football all weekend long? Football? A awesome? Hey man,
Now you've got the NBA to gamble on too, baby,
(42:58):
Mike is all set and are gonna have another five
hundred dollars up for grabs the next Tuesday because the
NBA is on NBC, more specifically NBC five Chicago and
streaming on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Can't wait for tonight's games NBA on NBC NBD.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Now you said there was gonna be an album. It
is October twenty first. He just took his glasses and
went up and down and up and down.
Speaker 7 (43:31):
You got.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
You got two months left and you better deliver, Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Much like these texts we have, Yes, text time did
I hit the register?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
It was just so intense.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Sorry, I'm really excited about the new music. I can't wait, it.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Would seem I'm excited about texts.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
You can away text us at four I'm sorry, whoa
my own numbe eighty?
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Whoops? All right?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
That up from the seven to eight Love you guys.
Caught the tail end of the last segment. What this
was in the eight am hour? What was the game
you were talking about with the robots?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Let's keep up the good work, damning. That was the
human robot war?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
They must yes, that would be the human versus robot war.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And if you're now here here that every day on
the morning Mosh but we discuss changes in technology and
how they will eventually be turned against us to eradicate
the human race.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Let's go to the eight four seven. Thank you guys
for the Halloween Ball party tickets. I can't wait to
see you there.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
Rock on.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Justin from Elgin, Yeah yeah, get out of your Halloween balls.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
We're going to party.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I was going to say, what are you dressing up as? Justin?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah, Texas. Back from the nine o five. I don't
understand why people call to play an on air game.
If you can't give one hundred percent of your attention,
that must be frustrating for you guys. You know where
it happens. Ken from Canada, thanks for hearing it.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It is a little tough listen.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
We're just glad that you're participating. So this is no shade.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But also yeah, wait and we get it. Like you
got to call in at work. Just go to the
bathroom like every body else. I'd rather hear the hollow
halls of the bathroom than whoever sitting next to you.
Also making phone.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Which has also happened. We've heard the turns.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
We're talking about things that we missed from our childhood,
various things like I don't know, summer break or a
few other ones, just time to place.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I miss a trampoline, supple tendons.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Right, honestly. I miss riding a bike.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Me too, Bro, you have the BMX bike, just cruising
with your buddies.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It's still good.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Something that you can do is I'll put it in
a car, find a path.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
You know, it's just a good bike ride. My father,
Stephen R.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Let me just him and just ride bikes.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
Okay, l O L.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
But do you know how much they would love to
have you over there.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm not downing that is a hall that was a hole.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Is that the Palmers?
Speaker 7 (45:50):
At some point?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Is it you or not?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
No, it's travers city.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Okay, Well, getting with that topic. From the eight one five.
Remember when a teenager to borrow a car and if
they got caught, it wasn't It was just considered joy riding.
Now they charge you with grand theft auto.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
I was gonna say, for me, that's still stealing, Michael,
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
These are different experiences.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
People.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Experiences I had.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
We went to the zoo in high school and a
buddy of mine thought it would be fun to jump
on one of the golf carts and ride it around
the zoo. Charge them with grand theft Jesus, Wow, I
was like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Wow? That sucks though.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Does did he get it expunged or does he live
with that?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
I think the judge threw it out. Actually, it's like
this stupid nobody was hurt here and looks serious yep.
From the nine five six Last one Morning, Guys, if
Maria gets the Dodgers winning the World Series, right, I
am going to marry her. I think she may have
something to say about that.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I was going to say, I'm not going to marry anyone.
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Hold on, hold on, I'm sure there is a Maria
that is out there for you. Laid doctors told them
if you want to Maria, it's.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
A popular name, you know, so yes, you can absolutely
marry and Maria the one sitting right next to me,
it's not available. I don't think that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
This one is busy being alone and bitter cats.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
Feel free to text us a four four ninety five fifty.
That's a four four ninety five to five. Get your
texted now. No, what happened? No, pu, my headphones on,
I couldn't hear any no. All of a sudden, I
look over and Maria looks like she saw someone take
a poop on the floor and just laughing his assf.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
We were discussing a rumor that had been spread about
me like last year, about sleeping with someone that I
am absolutely not sleeping with.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
It's like a coworker kind of deal, like just would
never do it.
Speaker 11 (47:46):
Maris goes starts going, I know before right before we
go on in, and then points to me as if
I can just talk normally after that, you're on, turn
it on and turn it off, like let's go.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
No, you turned it on, and now it'll not turn off.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Oh boy, he's in.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
The registry register.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
It's not good anyway.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
You know, don't poop, are you weep? Don't say their coworkers.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, just don't date people are a good thing.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I didn't. The rumors might get spread anyway, Make sure
they're not verifiable.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
What a day?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
What a day?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
What that was a good one. We give him. He's
loving it.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Get racked.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Okay, that's what the rumor was trying to get you.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
I would be having one hundred percent more sex than
I'm actually having if.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
That rumor true, I would be probably in a better mood,
if you're being honest.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
That's interesting because I don't think i've ever known oh
never mind. Oh, I mean, like if suddenly, because I've
only known you, we've only been.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
In we've only known celibate me.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
So suddenly she comes in one day and is just like,
how like going, wait a minute. I had a science
teacher like this dude, you could tell And one day
we asked her, miss Maffucci, and she was like I
got some less just super funny. But she would come
in some days you'd be very grumpy, and then other
days and we're like and she's like, damn, weirdly, I
(49:19):
think I get more sexual.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Something.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
What grade was this? Tenth grade?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Not?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Still? Not okay?
Speaker 4 (49:28):
This teacher was awesome though. She when she wanted a
day off from the class, she'd light something on fire.
She's a chemistry teacher and put it up to the
fire extent has bad, set the whole school's fire alarms off,
and we'd all go outside, sprinklers, come on, they did
just the snow damage. No damagees, Miss mafuci. Yeah, damn yeah,
(49:51):
she was sounds hot.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
She was awesome. I bet can't beat Kate mccuchie.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
I do love Kate Mccouchey's so funny.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Oh, we have a question for Maria on the text
before we go. Now, okay, hey, question for me. Oh
you're gonna like it. Oh no, what are your cat's names?
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
I can answer that one.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
What Oh I like the way you say it. Go ahead,
because you're always so smiley when you say it, Because
I go down.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
You have movies? Then your names are Gin and Juice.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
I Y, all right, we gotta go, okay, go bet
my pussy, Oh my goodness, A four four fifty. Any
text you want to get anything.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I have a fluffy one and Enoch harder than hair.
I know, virtually no hair. It's just a little bit good,
just you know, they can grow.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
It's s
It happened to me, and I survived.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got affected by the Amazon outages.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yes, oh my god. No, it's like, where are you
going with this.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hair dryer that was supposed to arrive? It was due
to arrive yesterday. They haven't even chipped.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Are you wet? Is your hair wet today this morning?
Don't you dare?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Purge?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Mon?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Either of you? Are you? You haven't hat on? Are
you curly?
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
God, damn? I just hit it when I come to
work in my hair. Now there's this thing we're gonna
do next Friday for Purge Month, and you're just teeing
it up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I didn't mean to do you guys want to be
in the room for that?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Should we have?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Should I should?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Do?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You guys want to also live react to them?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I don't know what you're talking about. There's a culmination
at all. I thought it was just a month's thing.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, So they're allowed to comment throughout a month on
social media. Then on Halloween, on the actual night of
the purge, they call in. Well morning, now they call
in and then they can say the things to me,
but they have to put their full government name on it,
and they have to say their.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Mom's name first.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But historically this would be the fourth purge, third purge,
a number of purges, it's just been me and dear listener,
and there hasn't really been anyone else. And I was like,
maybe it's still me in them and I don't let
you guys react. And I'm like, maybe you guys react,
Maybe maybe we.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Need to be here right, Well, yeah, we're going to
do a show. Will we just stay home if you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's not going to be every break that day?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What this is? I figure, I don't know before let's
let's figure it off.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We'll discuss it, will discuss four wall.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
More.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The question was, are you guys going to be there going? Eh?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
To the person on the line, that's the decision that
we need to totally.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
This is the morning lash Pit.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It is I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Michael Busy day again, a lot of Halloween prizes. But
do you guys know what has returned here today?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
What is it? Well? First off, it is back to
the future day. Oh yes, you also know that the
nb A has returned.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
To right my childhood mine too.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You're gonna get so tired of round ball rock area.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
But how could I know that was the name of
the song? Time live version? Oh my amazing, Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
My god, I'm sorry. There's a live version.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I will send it to you, and it's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But it's actually weirdly bizarre to think of this as
like a band playing because this.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is pretty I don't just call it a fan There
is a symphony.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And oh, yes, that's right, it was John Tesh composed this.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, do I know this person?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I believe John Tosh is a very famous radio host's
iHeartRadio syndicated for years.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And years and years.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Of course, yes, our colleague, he started out as a musician.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He's said what I say all that to say. With
the NBA returning to MBC, we have your chance to
win five hundred dollars. Hellye, that's coming up later today
at nine you have to answer a trivia question for us.
I hope you're up on your NBA but yes, sorry,
got very excited about that one.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Men's me somebody won a thousand from Rocky the Rooster yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, they did, were chances of that coming up?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Association National Is Association, Men's National National Association m NBA.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It went up to the clouds. Nobody understands the cloud
It's a mystery. There's weather. I'm chapped. Oh that's what's
going out.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yes, it's cold enough now this morning feels ten degrees.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
With whats on my face?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
On the face, thank you for specifying.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Uh no, we have turned a cool corner. It is breezy,
Gonna be breezy today and tomorrow, gonna make it feel
about ten degrees colder than it is. It feels like
thirty eight degrees out there right now. And I got
one little chap on the corner of my lift.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Who knows, you know, when you.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Open your mouth too wide and it opens and then
you got to keep chapped to the chapstick on it
because it keeps breaking open. Yeah, and it's not a
cold sort, but I'm so annoying. So it's gonna be chilly,
it's gonna be windy, it's gonna be cloudy this afternoon.
So grab a jacket. It's fall, baby, it's fall.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's fall. And we're talking about things we missed from yesteryear.
Youth privileges.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
How about just going outside and playing has hours.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
On end being able to sleep and not get a
quicker my neck. That affects me for the next three days.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
My neck has been criicked for five Oh guys, I
hate it. We'll talk about it next on Rock ninety
five to five Live. On Rock ninety five to five
is the morning match pit is. We patiently wait for
our rooster to wake up. We wake up before the rooster,
but he shows up after eight with one thousand dollars
(05:26):
for you to win and a little drunk. He just
does what he wants. We're okay with it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, we wake up in Rock Hard and he still
has tacacka doodle do.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So hey, there we go, okay man, while we wait
for Rocky week age and as we age, we grow
further away from the youth privileges. And someone on Reddit
did a whole list of youth privileges people miss and
it gets really real, really quickly. Okay, number one, it's
going to hit you in the fields. Our perception of time. Yep,
(05:56):
a year was so long when you were a kid,
and now I'm feels like what a week did back then?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yep, blink, And it's been a year.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
A year that's like, it's insane that us three have
been doing this together for a year now.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Ishedy, we're almost there.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're almost there, Like we're just a couple of weeks
from when I decided that I was just gonna be here.
One says I was talking to friends recently about how
I used to be able to sleep wedged up against
a piece of furniture when I was twenty, but now
in my forties, I need a mattress of a specific
firmness and my specific orthopedic pillow or I will be
in pain for days.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah. I was one of those that could sleep anywhere,
and now I kind of sleep better when I'm not
in my own environment anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh interesting, Yeah, Oh you're adaptable something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Or overworked and just getting your hour to get them
I think that part. This person says, I used to
work at eight a m. Every Sunday during college. I
don't think I was ever not hungover, but I just
drink some water, eats some food, and be good to go.
A few weeks ago, my cousin got married and I
hit the sauce quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I was hungover for a full week. Yeah, I don't,
I don't love it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Can I just get Summers? Off.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's what The next literally the next thing is I
really miss Thanksgiving and spring breaks.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Just a solid week off with no worries.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I didn't have anything to do around that, just time off.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, we just get that for us adults. We just
have a spring break, yes, Thanksgiving break.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You know in other countries they do, they have like
literally mandated vacation. Where the only First World country that
doesn't have any we don't have any mandated vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
In Spain they get a month.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They get a month in Spain, like federally mandated vacation time.
I want to die. Okay, awesome. This one says just
not having a full time job. Yeah, this sounds incredible.
Go play outside being something that was encouraged and we
had time for.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
My mom always said that get outside, just go play.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
This is interesting getting the ben fit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
People are generally nice to young people if they need
help with things like getting directions, extensions on school work,
getting out of traffic tickets, et cetera. Now you're expected
to always know better.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, not halfway on that one. Yeah, yeah I don't.
The benefit of the doubt was like, Okay, you're young
and stupid. Yeah, like. It wasn't I don't feel like
I got away with a ton.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, And it wasn't like respectful, it was like, okay,
it was exactly that you're young and stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, okay as adults, you guys ever go back home
and I'm just gonna say, Mom's pantry, you could open that.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
There were cereal in there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
One can stock a fridge like Stephen r my girl, Ellen,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Only thirty minutes from my mom and she'll still send
me home with a grocery. Seriously, I miss that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And then this is the feeling of having energy for
things of life, having this freshness and excitement to it.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Don't take your youth in days in the sun for rant.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That just the potential of being really young, having your
whole life ahead of you, and that's not been mapped
out yet, and it could be anything, and it's probably
gonna be real estate.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
But that's fine.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Nickelback back in the news.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Chad Krueger gonna be on a comedy show out of
Canada called I Kill the Bear, set to premiere in
twenty twenty six, from the people who made Shorzy and Lettering.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm all about this because it sounds awesome. Yeah, that
great series.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, he seems like he just wants to do fun things.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Even when I saw him play, I was like, this
guy's just having fun.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And he wrote about it in Rockstar.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh I haven't seen is that I haven't even died
even know?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Is that his book?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
In the song rock Star? Oh yeah, he wrote about it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I mean he's he's through with standing in line buzz all.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Right, Yeah, you got me Rock ninety five, Chicago's rock
station Morning watch.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Bit is I just be glad that I was the
one that got you because at least I'm a human,
so you know that I'm on your side in the
grand scheme of things.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
The grand scheme, of course, being the inevitable. Here my vers, it's.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Robots war news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We'll half a second. Really made a difference for me.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Okay, Finally a human winning tactic against technology. Because a
man was sick of having such high screen time, so
he three D printed a six pound phone case to
put on to make his phone heavier, so he had
to actually think about it when he was picking it up,
(10:37):
and it would actually tire.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Him out to be holding it that long.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I might need this.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
These are the analog tactics we need to fight technology.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
There's got to be a different way why. I mean, yes,
it's effective, but I know I.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Do this for work, but my hand is cramping from
holding You ever hold your phone with your little finger
underneath it, yet your hands start turned by the end
of the day.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, I need that for me. That's just like a
false ends to him, or it's not a good solution
because if he wants to look at his phone, he
can still look at his phone. He's just got a
six pound brick that he can prop up against a
wall or do whatever he wants to. He's just gonna
stand over it. He just can't hold his phone, or
he comes out as thor at the end of this
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because he's just so all forearms from holding his six
pound phone. I swear it's from holding the phone.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, well done, I hear that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But also you have to take into consideration that a
lot of the reason that we are on our phones
as much as we are is because of convenience, and
so if you do something as simple as just to
make it inconvenient, that's going to make a big difference.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It did by the way he cut his screen time
in half.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But also on top of that, I don't think it's
realistic to just say that we're not going to be
on our phones at all.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's not the world we live in.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You just I feel like in this day and age,
or at least with me, if I'm not on my phone,
I'm on my TV. And if I'm not on my TV,
I'm on my video game system. So it is a
different screen and it is functioning in a different manner.
But I'm in a screen somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Have you considered getting a different hobby that doesn't involve screens.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
That sounds stupid. It's hard listen.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I think I'm addicted to the screens because when I
try to do something that you're speaking of youth privileges,
I miss. Yeah, I'm not just not having a phone
about an attention span?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
My god, can we get it back?
Speaker 7 (12:29):
We watch a movie.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Anymore, we'd sit outside for hours and play in like
the grass.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I have so many different ways of folding blades of grass,
from being like a.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Soccer practice and not being on the field when you're
just sitting on the ground.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yes, what you weren't playing? You were playing in the grass.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
My brothers and sisters, so we were waiting for them
to get done. And I'm just sitting in the grass
doing nothing. Okay, okay, I got it.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Good at sucker, what do you want? Oh, I'm a swimmer.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I was gonna say you were the kid, and I
was like, oh, she's playing in the flowers again.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
For soccer and for track, yes, and both of those
had grass.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
So let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I can fold to play the grass.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I can. I used to be able to do the
thing where you can put between your thumbs. O want
it it, make it, make it whistle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And this is how we win. Honestly, we have to
use analog tactics.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We have to do stupid things like literally waiting our
phones down so that we think about it.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
But goddamn it, it's gonna work, and.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
We just might win the Inevitable Human versus Robot Warm.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War Rock five five? Are we speaking with David?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
What's going on? David? Welcome to M M P. D
and D, where we play dungeons and Dragons with you.
Welcome to the room, Maria. Yes, I lovely Recapley is phenomenal. Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yesterday, while they were on the Purple Line train, they
were deciding whether or not they'd go to the Crown
Jewels of Osco, Mariano's, or the Whole Foods. Marius defended
Croundles of Oscar Masonovich defended Mariano's because of the tavern
of the bards, and either or introduced to the concept
of whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Ultimately, either our.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Speech was the most convincing, and so now the gang
pulls up outside the Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh, and it's incredible. They walk through the doors.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Last traces of ketchup clinging to the windows from their
fight with the ketchup coltists. Marius leans forward but the
slemny of the statesman and looks over to.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
The sample Elf, and the sample OFLF goes, hello, welcome
to Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Would you like to try our vegan gluten freelow sodium
high Aura pickles, and Marius says, we seek not samples,
but the perfect pickle, one worthy of the ultimate hot dog.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The sample Elf smile waivers, A hush seems to fall
over the produce section. From the behind the salad bar
emerges a figure tall regal, the crown made of sprigs
of dill in a flowing cape of lettuce leaves.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
The figure steps forward.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Sir Dillard, the brine keeper, Paladin of the pickle Ale.
His badge reads assistant manager. Of course, Sir Dillard says.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
To claim the perfect pickle, you must prove your purity
of palette.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Three jars stand before you.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Bread and butter, kosher dill, and spicy garlic. O Joes Wisely,
Marius approaches the bread and butter jar.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Marius, give me a roll.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Three, oh, man, I can't get anything good here.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Takes a bite of the bread and butter pickle.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
It's disgustingly sweet, just like saccharine, encoding soul and regret.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And he's like, this is not gonna go on a
hot dog either. Roar of David. He approaches the spicy
garlic jar. We're gonna roll for you right now.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Eleven eleven.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, so you do not enjoyed the spicy garlic pickles.
How do you think your character reacts.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Weird face? Yeah, yeah, I think that that's right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Either or Either or makes a very disgusted face and
just looks over and goes in. Maisonovich approaches the kosher
dil jar, give us a roll. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Nine.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Okay, Well, unfortunately your kosher dill is limp.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's the truth.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Left dill, the betrayal of the warriors heart.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The gang still search for the perfect pickle before they
can leave Whole Foods. We will see where this adventure
takes the next oh tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Such a terrible pickle.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Experience, but the roar of Dave, what's your favorite pickle?
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What's your favorite pickle? David? I would say a picker? Nice?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
All right, you're qualified for the fly Where are you?
What's worked fair enough?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Okay, yes, David for the sticks fly away a chance
to go to Vegas when they're at the Venetian from
January twenty third to the thirty first. Thanks for playing MMG.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Five things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
We got things, including spiders all over Florida. It's spider
season in Floridas. Yeah, they are coming out because of
the temperat change changes and it's mating season apparently, so
there's gonna be even more spiders after this. Most of
the spiders are harmless because they're banana spiders. But there's
(18:29):
an occasional black widow or brown roots and waters in there.
So Florida have fun.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's your season, our season too, huh. I mean spiders are.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Going to be coming inside and generally play something real quick.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I have a bat on my screen. It was there
all day yesterday and there this morning. Still we think
he's moving in. Yeah, I like that season. He's like
a little bat too, and he's just hanging out. Literally,
you know how to become Batman, right, No.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Just doesn't need to bite me. Yes, yes, I'm gonna
go do that. Go get a raby shot.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Before you do that.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Some have to kill his parents.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, okay, toxic bat more spider man, not actual Batman.
Very quickly, two men were caught stealing over three hundred
pounds of meat from the City Help Center, which seems terrible,
but the list of meat that they stole sounds fun.
Sausage meat, two boxes of pies, a box of hot dogs,
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twenty four and twenty four loaves of bread. They're planning
on something, they're playing something.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I assume a sermon on the mount.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
That's a different kind of party in his purage month,
ma'am mount.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Wow, okay, took it good, got horning to.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Know I took it there where?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Am i?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Okay, if you're going to a store and you notice
there's a difference on the prices that are listed, it's
a thing and you can't do much about it. So
if you pick up an item and there's one price
listed on the item, but if you look on the
shelf and see that price on the shelf and there's
just difference, typically the store is going to go with
the higher price, and they have every right to do so,
(20:15):
So be on the lookout when you're shopping.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Okay, was this what you were tolding me about yesterday, Mario.
It's like dynamic pricing, So if it's busier, the stores
can just pump the prices up.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh no, no, no, she's talking about something different. This
is just this is them pricing it the way that
they want to, just like they don't have to stick
with the price on the label.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, Like it's dynamic, like dynamic prices, so.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You're standing more on like there's a fluctuation.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's one version of it.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Okay, yes, all right, Number four, make it. A man
was sued and lost his suit because he was smoking
weed in his apartment. His neighbor, the woman who filed
the suit to sue, was upset because of the smell
of weed invading her residence, and it was, I guess
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a smell that she didn't want to deal with. Now
he cannot smoke within his own residence and or within
twenty five feet of her residence, she sued. And that's all, yes, yeah,
that's what I get. No money, a lot of work.
She did that wrong, wasted a ton of money, and
nine five ninety five fifty would have calmed her down.
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If you want to go to the Hunted Halloween Ball
at Congress Plaza Hotel, it's gonna be on Friday, October thirty. First,
we're gonna be there, and we want you to be
there to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.
Win a pair of tickets right now. They've got the bars,
they've got the music, they've got the costume contest with
two grand up for grabs. And when you got a
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than at the Congress Hotel. Get your tickets at hunt
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that hotel package so you don't gotta leave and just
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ass fucker.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well, maybe if the wicked got a little rest, they
wouldn't be so wicked cranky when you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Don't get your nap. You know it's morning moshpid on
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Mike, a new six hundred dollars toilet camera watches you
go and analyzes the results.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
A sponsored by.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
To say everyone's worried about AI taking your job. You
probably don't want this one. Cohler, the toilet company, just
debuted their new toilet camera. It's called Dakota.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I kind of like that.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Actually, it's called Dakota and cost six hundred dollars. It
fits on the side of most toilet bowls and uses
optical sensors to scan your waist, then put stats into
an app on your phone, so they watch your south
Dakota Yes, Hey, they say that you sign him with
a fingerprint scanner so they know who it is. No, No,
And then they can tell you whether you dehydrated, what
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percentage of your sessions are regular each week, and they
look for signs of blood.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
So practical use. They have this at a doctor's off.
As you go into the er, you've got Rumbley Tumbley's
and they commanditor your Rumbley tumbles. I'm not spending six
hundred dollars because I got diarrhea. Yeah, okay, not that
i'd ever do it analyze my stool.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh no, but I have a month of evidence to
show that I have some commentars that would be interested
in this kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You win live stream, you could have a mansion you
went that way.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I'm just I'm asking questions. I just want to know
that I have options in case radio doesn't work out
for me.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, you would know your poop was healthy or not,
so that's one benefit. You could have a gold toilet
if you want.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
People are They say, don't worry, there's no chance you're
junk showing up on camera though Dakota sensors see down
into the toilet and nowhere else.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh okay, you might lose money, though, no, I think i'd.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Still be I said, there's a there's a profit.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'd still like to know.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
But on top of the six hundred bucks, like everything else,
there's also an annual subscription fee. One hundred and thirty
for the family plan. You start the page and then
just have a party.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Nobody, no you, they have no idea. I'm your model.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
All of a sudden, they're like, wait a minute, is
that the pit only plug? And I can still voice it.
They wouldn't see. So listen, we have a plan. We
have an alternative income stream, no pun intend this.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
And this is how we retire. Darn right, that's a.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Real crap idea.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
This is a great idea.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well yeah, it's a great idea about crap.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Okay, that idea?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Is that what you?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Okay it? The NBA makes its return to NBC tonight,
and we've got a trivia question coming up at nine
worth five hundred dollars. That's so cool. You just got
to answer the question five hundred bones. It could be difficult,
(25:21):
could be easy, depends on how much you know the NBA.
But yeah, they'll be coming up a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I love the m NBA.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Yes, yes, and that makes me very happy. And we
want to keep the happy news levels up. We are
going to go through news headlines. They are spoiler alert,
absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
However, we're gonna I just talked about money.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I know, and I'm putting a positive spin on
the news headlines with bad news bears man hospitalized after
being shot with the crossbow.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Wow, awesome fun.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I mean, not awesome that happened, but being shut with
the crossbow is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
He is not dead, so this is a good headline.
Person dies after being pulled out to see.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's one of my biggest fears.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, filling out.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, I'm great at that.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Three sentenced for punching and robbing postal carrier?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Why what are they doing to do to give you?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
They were like, and that's where my dogs spot. He's
got shoers out here.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
And finally what remains in shallow grave found behind abandoned
school belonged to missing women.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't like the No, you don't because it's bad
news fairs.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
And then you dance through the entire break too. The
music does help? Music, does it?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Michael?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
When I hear it, kick and I go okay, I
feel a little better now. And then he brings mellow
grave with a smile on her face.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I thought that was a b dumped there first, but
it's sweezer. Well.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
They sound the remains so that in a way it's
a positive.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
There's your Spin Corporate shows.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That's the positive. They found her.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They found Yeah, they could have not.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I guess closure. Yeah, the family house peace.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, look at that that one silver lineys.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Nerd alert. It's time to dark out. Yeah, baby, I
will say this is one of my favorite video game
series of the new generation. It's the Horizon series. Horizon
zero Dawn is getting a movie release, Sony has announced
with Netflix. I know, I see you typing, you typing.
(27:53):
Let me tell you about the lead character, Alloy is
living on a post apocalypse Earth. It has been terrorformed
by a bunch of robots. All the bad stuff happened,
and now the robots are trying to make it a
little bit safer to live on.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So this is post human versus robot one.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
And guess what happens. There is a robot virus that
makes them all very violent to the humans that are
left on Earth, and Aloy is trying to figure out
her origin story and how she can get the robots
back on the side of good to continue to terrorform properly.
I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
So it's actually I'm looking at some of the screen
you know, mock ups and stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It looks cool video game wise, one of the most
beautiful games I've played, one of the best soundtracks I've
ever played, along with it's an open world game, absolutely amazing.
Just Chef's kiss, Oh love it. Sony did their big
one with this one, and I'm excited to see this
come to the live screen. And this is off the
success of video game movies in recent Mario Brothers, Minecraft
(28:59):
poke Mon continues to dominate. Sonic ended up being a
much better movie. Once they fix Sonic on, they fake
Sonic and then we have a street Fighter movie on
the way. Mortal Kombat is going to be coming out
next year, and the Legends of Zelda is in talks
as well. So has there been a Zelda movie yet? No,
(29:22):
there might have been a cartoon. Okay, I can't say
that I know for sure, but hope they'll do it.
They do it right, They're planning to do this live
action and I'm very excited. Take my money, steal my money,
and I'm gonna have to play this game again.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And also, how about an Elder Scrolls game. Now that
we have a vacuum left where Game of Thrones was,
we need that style.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Hey, hey, he's going to finish that book. Yeah, he's
going to finish.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, well the show already finished, so I'm talking shows
and movies.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Boo.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
This Horizon zero down it looks gorgeous. I'm looking at
the screenshots. Dude, what a cool game.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
It's what is it?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
PlayStation?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yes, PlayStation great, walking us to suck up a free time.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Now here's a bit only. Here's a pop up. Yeah,
it's got pumpkins and we'll send you to see them.
Pop up with some pumpkins and a drink and a
mains and an ex throwing experience. It's Jack's Pomkin pop
Up and you want to go eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty phone number. You call it ten.
(30:33):
Jazz it up today.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I couldn't find a single beat or tempo, but I
was here for it.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Hey, hey, hey, matter, hey hey, you just got it's
jazz baby.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Speak of punk pop ups. I got one of those
pumpkin chies to.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, your basic is showing.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
I look at that thing that is orange and it's
like a Trenta.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's a Vento okay, but there is a special version
of delight that I do get from wearing all black
and like chains and things and then drinking pumpkin flavored drinks.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh looks very. You looked very Halloween. It's black and orange.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I am very Halloween Halloween.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Age four, four, nine fifty. You'd like a four pack
of tickets to Jack's Funking pop up to let us
know and give us a call beat Collar ten. Also,
tickets are available at Jackspumpkin pop up dot com and
a Merry Christmas and if you know not what No,
no you didn't.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You don't get to skip both Halloween.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
And Thanksgiving where it's just fun because it gets you.
Guys worked out the ten because we got to talk
to Michael about how holidays.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
Were now fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Charlotte?
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Lette is your web?
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I was Farmer Zuckerman.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
The only reason I know the name is because I
played them in a play.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Okay, no, no, no, please don't. These are the most
unique and original jokes you've ever heard on the Morning
Show before.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
How is your city in North Carolina?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Charlotte, We're gonna play this lovely game called fun to
the head so that I don't have to hear any
more great jokes from these two. You're gonna answer trivia questions,
hopefully take one of them hostage, and we're gonna get
shot with nerve darts all for some haunted house tickets
for Hell'sgate. Who do you want to take hostage? Charlotte.
I'm a big Hornets fan. Okay, I just yeah, now, Charlotte,
(32:51):
I'm not saying you should get some of these wrong
on purpose so that we can shoot Michael, but you
make that decision. Oh yeah, here you go, Mari. Thank you.
All right, Maria, I'm gonna get off my Okay, all right,
she's ready.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay. Reminder that you do get one save that you
can use it anytime. Okay. What is the tallest mountain
in the world?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Oh, I have no darn it.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Wow, it's been a while, Mike, it's.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Been a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Holy moly, incredible, This feels good, this feels nice. Mount
Everest was the correct answer there, all right? Which band
released the hit Sweet Child of Mine?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh my God, long hair? Co three? You have a
sha you have a saved?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yes, that would be guns and Rosy.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Michael just don't want to get shot. Yeah, it was
right there. You were ready.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
The laser pointers were on me. Help those bullets.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's cool, it's cool. All right, we got this one
to get the haunted house passes?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Which movie features the quote why so serious?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
By so serious?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Serious? Why so serious?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
So serious?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Five?
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Here we go?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
All right, one more, you've got these haunted house passes?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
My impersonation helped?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh good, okay, all right, final one? Who wrote the hobbit? Yes, yeah, Jess, because.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
It's doing so long.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I think maybe just a couple for good measure.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Oh hey, that was that was for Charlotte for making
those terrible jokes. How about you? Okay, okay, wow, Charlotte,
I shot Maria for you because she was making such
terrible jokes.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Name.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
But hey, you are going to Hell's Gate Haunted House
in Lockford. Are you a big fan of haunted houses?
Speaker 6 (35:45):
I am?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
And have you been to this one before?
Speaker 7 (35:48):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Now there is a giant slide that I need you
to find and check out when you go. They also
got ghastly secrets and secret pass just for you to
get entrapped in in the multi level mansion. Oh, it's
going to be a great time for you, Charlotte. Now,
do you have a friend or a person that you
(36:09):
love going to haunted houses with that you're gonna take
with you?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Probably my son and my husband. There we go, Well done,
there you go. That's gonna be a great time, Charlotte.
You are all set. But for everyone else, head to
Hellsgate dot com to get your tickets today.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
That's right, Boston's more than a feeling being played on
the same station as Nirvana.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Kirkkovan would have loved that, I'm sure. Yeah, it's Mordi
Bosch bit on Rock nine to five five Mikey Rock News.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Food Fighters appear to be teasing a major announcement for
October twenty third and a bunch of places around the world,
including airports. There's these big digital boxes showing up with
the Foo Fighter's logo and then the date underneath, and
then they'll slowly change into something else.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
But turns out I.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hope the album is called Oops, sorry I do Love
my wife.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, damn.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Slipknot suing someone who's been sitting on slipknot dot com
for two decades. Uh, their their website is actually slipnot
one dot com because they just said screw it. Like, yeah,
you said, like, why don't they just douce.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Slipknot ban Yeah, the Slipknot.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
The band accused is the cyber squad of trademark infringement
and unfair competition by displaying pay for click advertisements and
taking visitors to counterfeit merch websites.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, okay, okay, especially sucky. Yeah, it's got that had
to have been bubbling for a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Are we excited about the Springsteen movie? Jeremy Allen White? Yeah,
all right, Well, interestingly enough, there's gonna be an album
that comes out. It'll be Bruce Springsteen's songs, but they
will be sang by Jeremy Allen White, because, as Jeremy
Allen White says, one of the most beautiful things Bruce
did was give me the permission to bring myself into
this and sing the songs myself. I can't believe I
(38:00):
out the blessing in the first place.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah sounds good, cool, Yeah, yeah, if he sounds like
Jersey Allen White, I heard him.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
I heard his singing in the trailer, and it sounded good.
I mean, it doesn't sound just like Bruce, but a
snut exactly.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Right right now.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, if we want to just like Bruce, we just
go listen to Bruce.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Exactly for all the rock news and the concert calendar.
Just go to Rock nine five to five. Now here's
a bit only plug there. This is a very special
plug and all in honor of the NBA being back
on NBC. Hold on, time out, time out. I'm sorry,
(38:40):
it is playing the wrong song. Maria, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, that's the yeah, baby, it sounds different from the
other sports anthems.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Somewhere Michael Jordan just started dribbling.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Oh, it feels so good.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Hopefully his dangnerouse takes care of him.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Queans us.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Hey, he's gonna be an analyst now right, he's coming
back to the analyst.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
And we have basketball tipping off to kick off this season.
The Rockets have the Thunder at home and the Warriors
or no, the Rockets are wait what did I say that?
Rockets the Thunder? Okay, and then the Warriors are at
the Lakers later tonightlair.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
But here's the what Rockets regular I don't know, man,
I'm sorry that you don't know. The anthill gods I did,
actually I did.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
That was literally that was sigh and then hit the bell.
That was I think that was my fault. But here's
the thing. Okay, you need to answer a trivia question
eight four four ninety five fifty one trivia question about
the NBA, and if you get it right, you get
five hundred dollars. That's It's very simple. My favorite prize
(39:55):
was eight four four ninety five fifty one trip your question,
you win, you get five hundred dollars. Now, if you
get it wrong, we're gonna hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
In last if you get it wrong, you have to
be Michael Jordan's day nurse.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Just beat it to death.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Huh cash money Wow during Dirge month Maris good War.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Wow Wow eight four four Mike Alone nine five ninety five.
There five hundred dollars up for grabs. You got to
answer trivia question A. We are gonna hopefully put some
money in your pocket, all because NBA is back on NBC. Baby,
(40:36):
oh God, miss that song so much. Yeah, I like
this song too. It is a great one. Who is it? Michael? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Hurl jam right now stands up a lence, big empty.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
So it's not Bonjovi this time.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Weird Fast.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Mike? Yes,
you are. Oh Mike, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Was going one of my foot What.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Fantastic? Looking to make your morning a little bit better.
Hold on, we need some music for this.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Let's go one.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yes, the NBA on NBC is back, baby, and Mike,
we are celebrating with you. Are you excited about the
Bulls upcoming season? I am excited about the Bulls pumps
and I've.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Been on the loose for a little while, but I've
been trying.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
To get back into a graduation. There we go. The
Bulls have been out of the loop for a while too,
so that's yes, we are getting back into it. Mike,
attribute question for you. Get it right, five hundred dollars
for you. If you're wrong, sorry, no money for you.
But here's the question. This point guard was the Bulls
(41:48):
leading score last season. Who is that point guard? Mike
Kobe White?
Speaker 7 (41:58):
That is correct?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Well done, Mike. You've got five hundred dollars. Congratulations to you.
You get your game. You just got five hundred dollars
to get your game on with the NBA on NBC.
Don't miss the NBA Championship Oklahoma City Thunder hosting the
Houston Rockets, followed by the Golden State Warriors visiting the
(42:25):
LA Lakers. It all begins tonight at five point thirty
on NBC five Chicago and streaming on Peacock. Mike, what
you're gonna do with that money?
Speaker 7 (42:35):
My man?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Gamble, let's go, Let's go, honest man, an honest man, easy,
come easy. Do you have a game that you like specifically?
Or football all weekend long? Football? A awesome? Hey man,
Now you've got the NBA to gamble on too, baby,
(42:58):
Mike is all set and are gonna have another five
hundred dollars up for grabs the next Tuesday because the
NBA is on NBC, more specifically NBC five Chicago and
streaming on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Can't wait for tonight's games NBA on NBC NBD.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Now you said there was gonna be an album. It
is October twenty first. He just took his glasses and
went up and down and up and down.
Speaker 7 (43:31):
You got.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
You got two months left and you better deliver, Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Much like these texts we have, Yes, text time did
I hit the register?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
It was just so intense.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Sorry, I'm really excited about the new music. I can't wait, it.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Would seem I'm excited about texts.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
You can away text us at four I'm sorry, whoa
my own numbe eighty?
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Whoops? All right?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
That up from the seven to eight Love you guys.
Caught the tail end of the last segment. What this
was in the eight am hour? What was the game
you were talking about with the robots?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Let's keep up the good work, damning. That was the
human robot war?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
They must yes, that would be the human versus robot war.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And if you're now here here that every day on
the morning Mosh but we discuss changes in technology and
how they will eventually be turned against us to eradicate
the human race.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Let's go to the eight four seven. Thank you guys
for the Halloween Ball party tickets. I can't wait to
see you there.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
Rock on.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Justin from Elgin, Yeah yeah, get out of your Halloween balls.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
We're going to party.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I was going to say, what are you dressing up as? Justin?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah, Texas. Back from the nine o five. I don't
understand why people call to play an on air game.
If you can't give one hundred percent of your attention,
that must be frustrating for you guys. You know where
it happens. Ken from Canada, thanks for hearing it.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
It is a little tough listen.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
We're just glad that you're participating. So this is no shade.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But also yeah, wait and we get it. Like you
got to call in at work. Just go to the
bathroom like every body else. I'd rather hear the hollow
halls of the bathroom than whoever sitting next to you.
Also making phone.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Which has also happened. We've heard the turns.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
We're talking about things that we missed from our childhood,
various things like I don't know, summer break or a
few other ones, just time to place.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I miss a trampoline, supple tendons.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Right, honestly. I miss riding a bike.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Me too, Bro, you have the BMX bike, just cruising
with your buddies.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It's still good.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Something that you can do is I'll put it in
a car, find a path.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
You know, it's just a good bike ride. My father,
Stephen R.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Let me just him and just ride bikes.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
Okay, l O L.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
But do you know how much they would love to
have you over there.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm not downing that is a hall that was a hole.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Is that the Palmers?
Speaker 7 (45:50):
At some point?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Is it you or not?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
No, it's travers city.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Okay, Well, getting with that topic. From the eight one five.
Remember when a teenager to borrow a car and if
they got caught, it wasn't It was just considered joy riding.
Now they charge you with grand theft auto.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
I was gonna say, for me, that's still stealing, Michael,
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
These are different experiences.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
People.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Experiences I had.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
We went to the zoo in high school and a
buddy of mine thought it would be fun to jump
on one of the golf carts and ride it around
the zoo. Charge them with grand theft Jesus, Wow, I
was like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Wow? That sucks though.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Does did he get it expunged or does he live
with that?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
I think the judge threw it out. Actually, it's like
this stupid nobody was hurt here and looks serious yep.
From the nine five six Last one Morning, Guys, if
Maria gets the Dodgers winning the World Series, right, I
am going to marry her. I think she may have
something to say about that.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
I was going to say, I'm not going to marry anyone.
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Hold on, hold on, I'm sure there is a Maria
that is out there for you. Laid doctors told them
if you want to Maria, it's.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
A popular name, you know, so yes, you can absolutely
marry and Maria the one sitting right next to me,
it's not available. I don't think that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
This one is busy being alone and bitter cats.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
Feel free to text us a four four ninety five fifty.
That's a four four ninety five to five. Get your
texted now. No, what happened? No, pu, my headphones on,
I couldn't hear any no. All of a sudden, I
look over and Maria looks like she saw someone take
a poop on the floor and just laughing his assf.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
We were discussing a rumor that had been spread about
me like last year, about sleeping with someone that I
am absolutely not sleeping with.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
It's like a coworker kind of deal, like just would
never do it.
Speaker 11 (47:46):
Maris goes starts going, I know before right before we
go on in, and then points to me as if
I can just talk normally after that, you're on, turn
it on and turn it off, like let's go.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
No, you turned it on, and now it'll not turn off.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Oh boy, he's in.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
The registry register.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
It's not good anyway.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
You know, don't poop, are you weep? Don't say their coworkers.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, just don't date people are a good thing.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I didn't. The rumors might get spread anyway, Make sure
they're not verifiable.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
What a day?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
What a day?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
What that was a good one. We give him. He's
loving it.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Get racked.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Okay, that's what the rumor was trying to get you.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
I would be having one hundred percent more sex than
I'm actually having if.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
That rumor true, I would be probably in a better mood,
if you're being honest.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
That's interesting because I don't think i've ever known oh
never mind. Oh, I mean, like if suddenly, because I've
only known you, we've only been.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
In we've only known celibate me.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
So suddenly she comes in one day and is just like,
how like going, wait a minute. I had a science
teacher like this dude, you could tell And one day
we asked her, miss Maffucci, and she was like I
got some less just super funny. But she would come
in some days you'd be very grumpy, and then other
days and we're like and she's like, damn, weirdly, I
(49:19):
think I get more sexual.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Something.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
What grade was this? Tenth grade?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Not?
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Still? Not okay?
Speaker 4 (49:28):
This teacher was awesome though. She when she wanted a
day off from the class, she'd light something on fire.
She's a chemistry teacher and put it up to the
fire extent has bad, set the whole school's fire alarms off,
and we'd all go outside, sprinklers, come on, they did
just the snow damage. No damagees, Miss mafuci. Yeah, damn yeah,
(49:51):
she was sounds hot.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
She was awesome. I bet can't beat Kate mccuchie.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
I do love Kate Mccouchey's so funny.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Oh, we have a question for Maria on the text
before we go. Now, okay, hey, question for me. Oh
you're gonna like it. Oh no, what are your cat's names?
Speaker 7 (50:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
I can answer that one.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
What Oh I like the way you say it. Go ahead,
because you're always so smiley when you say it, Because
I go down.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
You have movies? Then your names are Gin and Juice.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
I Y, all right, we gotta go, okay, go bet
my pussy, Oh my goodness, A four four fifty. Any
text you want to get anything.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I have a fluffy one and Enoch harder than hair.
I know, virtually no hair. It's just a little bit good,
just you know, they can grow.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
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