POETRY FROM THE BLOTER FEB 5 2026

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, dim the lights and quiet your children.
It's time for me. Stephen R. Rex gabriel Lewis posy
from the Blotter.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Taken from Animal Cruelty and Assault from the Corpus Christi
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six News, The Chronicle, in.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Any other source please say.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
A forty six year old man was rushed to the
hospital after being hit in the back of the head
with a shovel by his wife after she witnessed him
hit a possum with the same shovel in their driveway.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
How sad possums are harmless.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
He's on a shovel to the head after giving the
possum a whack.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well that'll teach him a lesson. He won't be coming
back the.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Possums absolutely he escaped without a snag.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, the guy that hit it with the shovel is
now peeing in a bag from public intoxication Arida. Thirty
three year old man was arrested after getting into an
argument with an exotic dancer after he threw a chair
at her and defecated himself when he ran out of

(01:23):
money Boo. He had a pile of dollars ready to
slipper in to the gee strings of sweet ladies with
no interest in him, and when his cash ran out,
there was no reason to dance for the dude without
no money and poopoo in his pants. Finally, from miscellaneous,

(01:46):
the woman told police her husband spray painted.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Chitter fall over her car.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
After finding her fully engaged with a guy from work
somehow named Josh public park. Yes, he parks are good
for something. No arrests were made because the car technically
belonged to the husband and he was the one doing
the spray painting. So the man actually tracked her with
an app from his phone, which was also something he

(02:16):
was paying for. He said that he suspected she was
cheating with Josh while doing their laundry, noticing many of
her undergarments were missing.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Damn, who is this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's doing all the chores, paying for your phone and
car while you're not being a home So mad he.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Vandalized himself while she was with this Josh on paspan.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Went missing from the wash and this concludes poetry from
the blotter. Our ongoing prayer that he will never be touched,
but the hand of crime,