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July 2, 2025 • 10 mins
'President Trump' pays a special visit to Ryan Schuiling Live ahead of Independence Day, celebrating an incredible week of big wins - from the military strikes on Iran, to a peace deal in the Congo, to a trade deal with Vietnam, to passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, to the opening of 'Alligator Alcatraz' in Florida to hold criminal illegal aliens before deportation.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, youers at home should know. But this is air
conditioned facility. So if any of the news claims are
keeping them out in the hot hum itself Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That is wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's probably sixty good and great care to be on something. Hey,
Biden wanted me in here. Okay, he wanted me.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It didn't work out that way, but he wanted me
in here, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
President Trump at Alligator Alcatraz, joking about Joe Biden. It
was air conditioned there, however, and joining us now. We're
happy to be going into our fourth of July holiday
Independence Day on Ryan Schuling Live with your President of the
United States, number forty five and forty seven, Donald Trump,
mister President, thank you for your time. As always.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, we're very happy to be here. Was a wonderful
trip to Alligator Alcatraz, and we hope everybody has a
very happy and healthy and safe fourth of July. You know,
I worked very hard with Thomas Jefferson right the Declaration
of Independence, and thankfully Thomas Massey wasn't dead to block it.
I can tell you that you.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Said something about Joe Biden there at the end, and
you were trailing off a little bit some people say
you called him a son of a B word, and
other people say you called him a son of a goat?
Which was it?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh No, I definitely called him a son of a
B word. I absolutely did you know that, because that's
exactly what he is. You know, you look at that,
and I'm not afraid to say it. He's called me worse,
and he's called other people very worse things to like
a lying, dog face pony soldier. He called people very
nasty names, and he did very nasty things to people.

(01:38):
So we called him that because he tried to put
me in jail. You know, we have Alligator Alcatraz, Ryan,
It's a wonderful place. We say chomp, chomp, chump, because
these gators are very hungry, right, and we have the
greatest gaters. Nobody's ever seen gators like this. We have
the greatest and most highly respected gators, Alligator Alcatras. You
know what we say. You know what the slogan is.

(01:58):
The slogan is where every wan is welcome. You get it,
everyone and no one will be left behind. I can
tell you that too, including Trende Aragua, which is out
there in your state. Because your fat governor doesn't know
what the hell he's doing or what the you know
what he's doing. We said that last week. You know,
it starts with F and with the other three letters,

(02:20):
and it's not firetruck, you know what I'm talking about.
But you look at these alligators. These are tremendous alligators
with teeth bigger than Kathy Hokals teeth. You know her,
the bucktooth Botox bandit of Buffalo in New York. She's horrible.
And I'm used to handling these bloodthirsty reptiles like Nancy
Pelosi and Crooked Hillary Clinton. Unlike them, these alligators actually

(02:44):
keep their teeth in them out. It's a tremendous facility.
We love Alligator Alcatraz, and every uan is welcome.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Believe me, mister President, appreciate his time joining us here
on Ryan Schuling Knife. There seem to be the talking
points handed out about Alligator Alcatraz. I'll get to a
couple of those real quick. Right here, here's Representative Angie Nixon, Democrat, Florida,
saying that what you're building down there, mister President, is
more like a quote modern day concentration camp.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Florida State Representative Angie Nixon she is a Democrat Representative Nixon.
Thanks for being with us, and just tell us your
reaction to what you saw on her today from President
Trump's visit to your state. Yeah, so this isn't about safety.
This is actually about Donald Trump building modern day concentration
camps in an effort to disappear people from our communities.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Jerry Reid seem to be handling the same list of
talking points.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I had to forget about him, but Rod DeSantis is
still governor of Florida. He took the Comfy Couch hosts
on a tour of the concentration camp that he's building
in Florida.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Is it a concentration camp, mister President.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, it's not a concentration camp. No. No, it's a
beautiful by the way, it's a waterfront facility with a
beautiful view of wildlife. These are some of the most
majestic creatures the world has ever seen. You know, they've
outlasted millions and millions of years. They're almost at the top.
You know, I'm the apex predator, but they're almost at
the top. But they've lasted millions and millions of years,

(04:12):
and nowhere else do you get to get these close
to these beautiful animals. They're beautiful animals. I'm like, you know,
you have disgusting animals like rosiodda. No, these are beautiful animals,
and you're gonna get very close to them. You know
what I'm thinking of doing. I think this is a
tremendous idea. We're going to issue what's called the alligator
alcatrans challenge. If you already illegal alien house that alligator alcatrads,

(04:37):
and you escape and you survive, you get citizenship. I
don't encourage you try it, but I think it's a
wonderful thing to offer. It's not a concentration camp. Think
of it as a beautiful waterfront resort with beautiful animals.
It's like a modern day Jurassic Park, except we don't
want the dinosaurs to eat you. We don't want that.
We want you to be safe and happy. But if

(04:59):
you survive, I've an escape, you get citizenship.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Another version of survivor. Right there, President Trump, joining us now,
your very good friend, crying Chuck Schumer. He just didn't
like the name of your one big, beautiful bill, so
he did this.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Mister President, I raise a point of order against page one,
lines three to five of the pending amendment, which violates
Section three point thirteen B one A of the Congressional
Budget Act of nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
The point of order is sustained, the text will be stricken.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Will you ever recover from that, mister President Chuck Schumer
taking the name one Big Beautiful Bill off of the
one Big Beautiful.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Bill, Well, you know what, he could do whatever the
hell he wants. She's a Palestinian senator, you know that.
And he loves the new mayor of New York City,
Zorah right, the Manhattan Marxists we call him. He's a
terrible guy too, Mom, Danny. And if he breaks the law,
we're going to put him in jail. But Palestinian Chuck,

(05:59):
you know he wants to take the name off. He's
got nothing better to do. He's got nothing better to
do besides cooking hamburgers and putting the cheese on the rollberger.
And you see that from last year. These people don't
know what the hell they're doing. This guy is a
complete and total disaster. And if he wears his glasses
further down his nose, they're going to fall right off.
This guy's a disaster. I will tell you what he's

(06:21):
got nothing better to do. He ought to be ashamed
of himself, and he ought to be in the streets
screaming free Palestine. What a stupid person he is, Chuck Schumer,
He's an absolutely stupid person.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Finally, mister President, there has been this goal of getting
the one big, beautiful bill to your desk by Independence Day,
by July fourth. Here we are on July second. It's
gone through the Senate, some revisions, back to the House,
there are some holdouts. Are you optimistic that you'll be
able to sign this on July fourth?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
We're going to get this bill done. We're going to
get it done. You have a grandstanding buffoon, Thomas Massey,
who voted to increase the debt ceiling under Biden. He
voted to suspend the debt ceiling under Biden. He was
the deciding vote with the Fiscal Responsibility Act of twenty
twenty three in the House Rules Committee. He ought to

(07:11):
be ashamed. And you know what else he ought to
be ashamed of. His haircut looks like undercooked Linguini. It's
a disgrace. He ought to do better, He ought to
do a much better job. But he's gonna grandstand that
he's gonna block the bill if he was around when
I wrote the beautiful Declaration of Independence with Thomas Jefferson.
You know, Tommy was a great guy. Jefferson fantastic person.

(07:31):
We got along very well together. Massey would have blocked
that too. What are stupid? But we're going to be
able to do it. We're gonna pass it, and we're
gonna pass it with flying colors. We're gonna pass it big,
we're gonna pass it beautiful, and we're gonna have a
wonderful July fourth, the two hundred and forty ninth birthday
of our country, and next year the two hundred and
fiftieth birthday of our country. We're gonna pass that bill.

(07:53):
We're very optimistic, and we're gonna get tax cuts, big,
beautiful tax cuts for the American people.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Mister, final question if that does happen, and you seem
to be optimistic that it will. As a president of
the United States ever had a better week than you've had.
When you go back to last week and the military
strikes on Iran, the peace deals that you're striking in Africa,
the trade deal that you just made with Vietnam, you're
on fire.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Nobody's had a better week. You know, you look at
the trade deals in Africa. Believe it or not, I
bless the rains down in Africa. I went down there.
I said, it's going to take a lot to drag
me away from you. They said, sir, there's nothing that
one hundred men of more could ever do. We started singing,
we had a deal. We did a tremendous job in Iran.
We dropped you know that Stacy Abrams on the four

(08:39):
down nuclear facility, and she was whistling all the way
down with that gap between the teeth. She was whistling
all the way down. She made a beautiful impact. She
obliterated it like a toilet boll after pizza. You know
what I'm talking about. We did a fantastic job with China.
We've got a deal. Vietnam, we got a deal. Israel
and Gaza, we've got a deal. The Supreme Court said,

(09:01):
the district courts kin do nationwide injunctions. We're winning like
nobody has ever seen before. Nobody has ever seen it.
You look at the Miami Dolphins, Don Shula, they were undefeated,
and even they didn't win as much as I won.
So we're doing so well. We're doing so well. We're
having a golden age. It's coming into our country. We're

(09:21):
bringing it in. It starts today and it's going to
continue for a very long time. That much I can tell.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
You, mister President. Great stuff. As always, we're so thankful
for your time. Have a wonderful Independence Day holiday, and
let's hope that big beautiful bill gets signed into law.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's gonna happen. Thank you so much. You're a fantastic guy.
And remember, don't quit your day jo Iman, do a tremendous.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Job, mister President Donald Trump. Also known as Sean Ferish,
you can catch his ungoverned podcast and follow him on
x at Sean Shawn Underscore Farish far Ash Well. I
hope that's enough for you to enjoy your Independence Day holiday.
Be safe out there. I'm heading to Michigan. I'll talk
to you again on Tuesday right here on Ryan Shuling Live.
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