AARP Angi Might Suffer from Sitting Disease - ATS - 8.7.24

Middle of the week is the perfect way to segway into middle aged (well, maybe a bit older, the way things are sagging on Angi you'd think she's like 110.) This morning, we explored aging up by breaking out the good old Sarah McLachlan to backdrop Angi's newest feud. That's right, it's Angi vs. the USPS but not for reasons you would assume (and by that I mean it's more delusional than you could probably imagine.) Her ire was spawned from a (incorrect) belief that her mail people are trolling her because after checking the mail for the first time in 5 days, 13 of the 17 pieces of mail were from AARP. On the cover of this month's issue (I'm assuming they come monthly, old people like Angi die pretty fast so they need to pump those things out in short order,) was Kevin Costner (who was probably complaining how he lost his house financing a garbage project.) While crying that she didn't want to learn about how to fight "sitting disease," she then turned her ire from the post office to imaginary people who signed her old ass up for it. Of course, in a rare moment of lucidity in her early onset brain, it dawned on her that she may have actually signed up for it because of discounts. Though she hooted and hollered how she didn't want AARP and wasn't ready for it (see: she is,) she then found an article about puzzles and ways to help sugar cravings. Of course, we were back in the red once she stumbled upon the lightest mobility scooter (for those of you wondering, yes she was thumbing through the magazine on air, hence these weird jumping points.) Marris added that perhaps we should look into a mobility scooter because the last time she got on something with wheels, she almost fell into the Chicago River. We moved on then to an article on Marilu Henner and Jewel, who has great cans according to Angi. As Marris tried to explain to her that some of this stuff could be helpful, Angi turned more pages and yelled about tightrope artists and mariachi bands (I don't know if that was in the magazine or if she was having a senior moment.) After then going on about how she doesn't want to read articles from AARP (while reading articles from AARP,) she returned once again to blaming the postal workers for this nonsense. Marris, again attempting to be the world's best orderly when it comes to dealing with early onset patients, said she does have her supper at 4 or 5 P.M. because she's usually in bed by like 7. Somehow, this led us back to sitting disease (I know all of this reads like a jumbled mess but this is how it was on air so don't yell at me!) and how it diminishes brain function (like we have more room for that with her.) Then we were back to Kevin Costner again before settling on Angi probably needing a life alert bracelet and The Clapper as she tends to fall a lot since she's older than the first submarine (1620.)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Black ninety five five. Good good morning, Happy hump dude,
Good morning. Rody's Auntie Taylor Show is on. Good Morning, Mariss,
good morning, Little, Good morning, Angie, good morning. Oh my gosh.
I have an announcement to make. They said it couldn't
be done. I didn't believe it could be done.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What what happened?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
The White Sox have snapped their twenty one game losing.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Say, oh my god, you made me play this music
for that?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes, get it out of here.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's right. They beat the A's yesterday. Oh my god,
World Series here we come.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean five years maybe, geeze.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We're gonna do it. No. I just wanted to let
everybody know that it is White Sox Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, yep, this White Sox Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
White Sox Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Crosstown Class is coming up.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's right on Friday, Crosstown Classic Socks and Cubs at
Sox Park, and Maris and I will be there at
Cork and Carry at Sox Park from four to six pm. Listen, roadies,
you better come through. We got your last shot at
Metallica tickets. Yes, at Cork and Carry. Yes, and we're

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gonna be pregame man for the big Crosstown Classic.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh that's cool, and it's gonna be some good weather.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's gonna be beautiful, beautiful, just like today today, perfect
seventy nine and sunny. We broke that big sweaty gross humanness.
It's beautiful. The heat gone, the heat Dome is gone.
All right here we are we can relax. Yes, White
Sox Wednesday, we have a four pack of tickets to
the Sox. Those winning White Sox Yes coming up later today.

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We got Steel Panther at House of Blues. We got
Creed tickets, credit Union one Amphitheater, and a pair of
Metallica tickets during Don't Kill Angie Today. Everybody that wins
those this week qualified for the grand prize, which is
a pair of tickets for Friday and Sunday shows.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Ooh, it's a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's a whole lot. First thing we do every morning,
bright and early, kick you in the crotch.

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It's the five Am kicking the crush on the Angie
Taylor Show.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Iron maid Enim Baby, Happy Birthday, Bruce Dickinson. It's Bruce
Dickinson's birthday. He's sixty six today. And then the song
sixty six seconds.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh my god, that's way too many six.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh you've been kicked here. Thank you for listening this morning, roadies.
All right, Happy homp Day. We're gonna tell you what
happened on this day. Our look back in history is
next Rock ninety five to five.

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Bush Yeah, Bush Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Happy homp Day, over Bada seventy nine today and sunny
gonna be gorgeous. Enjoy it. Thank you for listening. Here's
what happened on this day. Today's August seventh, twenty twenty four.
On this day, August seventh, nineteen fifty eight, Bruce Dickinson
was born. He's sixty six today, cancer defeating lead singer

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from Iron Maiden, The Trooper, Run of the Hills, The
Number of the Beasts we played for kick Today. Not
to be confused with super producer Bruce Dickinson as played
by Christopher Walkin in the We Need More cowboll Skitch
on SNL sketch. There really is a music producer named
Bruce Dickinson, but he's not the same person, and Bruce
Dickinson the producer had nothing to do with the recording.

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A blue oyster called to don't fear the reaper for
the record, but it is Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden's birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
That was a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, next time I will leave up trail of Breadcromt
so you can find your way out of that.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
On this day.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
In seventeen eighty two, George Washington created the Order of
the Purple Heart, which is given exclusively to servicemen wounded
in combat. Is the oldest military decoration still in use
and the first award made available to the common soldier.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
My friend's grandfather got a purple Heart and his mom
got the Purple Heart after he died. Right his mom
showed up to some thing, some fancy event, wearing the
Purple Heart, not understanding what it was. She was wearing
it like a piece of jewelry. What yeah, He's like, uh,
take that off immediately? What out here? Stolen valor? She

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didn't know what she was doing. On this day. In
two thousand and seven, Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron's home
run record seven hundred and fifty five still holds it
to this day, except Barry's seven hundred and sixty two
is tainted by steroids. Big asterisk there, Big head big asterisk.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Big neck, big neck, and today's Florida Man.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Florida Man is charged with flooding an emergency room after
attacking a nurse and stripping naked.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Damn does it supposed to make sense? No?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, it's Florida. But there's no alligator or machete in
that one. So yeah, well done. That's what happened on
this day. Thanks were rocking with us today. Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Is Rock ninety five to five jumping into your Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Good morning, How you're doing? All right? Listen these Regal
Cinema popcorn flesh Light buckets that are now collector items.
Corn Fleshlight, it's what they are. That Deadpool one come
on purpose exactly, but now like it's become a thing.

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And the new Beetlejuice that's coming out, the sequel Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice is up in the game in the twenty twenty
four Popcorn Bucket Wars because Regal Cinemas offers buckets for
big films and the sequels getting three, so people are
gonna go see this movie several times just to get

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the buckets. Now, it's very smart on their part, because
you know people are collecting these putting them up on
eBay for a whole bunch of money. They're getting three.
They include the handbook for the recently deceased corn Bucket.
Do you remember that book and Beetlejuice. Oh it was,
Uh it's a book that they read to like find
out what happens when you're dead, you know, And then

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it looks just like the book. Then Beetlejuice's tombstone is
going to be one of the popcorn buckets. And then
a sandworm, which that's going to be the flesh lit.
The sandworm is going to be the flesh light.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Like we I was like, okay, you can't. You can
bang a book, but you can't bang a.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Book, and you can bang a sandworm, and it's going
to happen. It's going to happen. I'm surprised they didn't
do that sandworm for like Dune.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
They did.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, they did. That's right, that's what that was the
original one. Oh so now you can have matching flesh light.
It's liken't hers, it's actively rinse and repeat. It's just
a different sandw it's a different sandworm. The obvious catches.
You got buy the popcorn. But of course.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Nobody's showing up for the popcorn.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Nobody's showing up for the popcorn. They're showing up just
to put their wiener in the popcorn bucket. There's also
cups that are part of the promotion too, and they
are available at regal beginning September sixth, when Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice
is released. I actually can't wait for that movie. That
might be the first time I go back into a
theater in years. Really, I'm been to a movie theater

(07:12):
in a really long time.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh man, Marvel's kept being the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, so Beetle just I'm gonna get the sad worm
and I'll give it to you, but be a birthday present.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Did you see the other popcorn bucket that's out are
coming out?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Which one alien has a new movie coming out?

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yes, I did see that one, okay, which is also
a flashlight with teeth. Oh the Alien team. It's very scary.
You don't want that thing on your junk, or maybe you.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Do, I don't know. That's a lot of kinky people.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
A lot of kinky Thank you so much. For listening
this morning. Can you people with your popcorn buckets. We're
gonna tell you what's up for your day, news and info.
All that you need is coming up in minutes Rock
ninety five to five Aerosmith on your beautiful Wednesday. A
little windy today, but seventy nine and sunny. Love it,
no more humidity, Thank God, Thank you for listening. Ceanntie Taylor, Shit,
let me tell you what's up for your day.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Here's what's up.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
A little less than a week left of the Summer Olympics,
Team USA finally passed China for the sole lead in golds. Yesterday,
Women's wrestler amitt Elore dominated in her gold medal match.
We snagged two more golds in track and field. Nice
also grabbed a silver and women's hammer throw oh track,
yeah yes, a bronze and men's boxing, and two more

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bronze medals in track and field. So we entered yesterday
time with China twenty one tacked on a few more.
Very well done. Speaking of the Olympics, Mikayla Skinner can
have all the seats please to all the seats. Former
US gymnasts Mikayla's skinner now whining and crying, saying she's
being cyberbullied after she went for Simone Biles in the

(08:55):
entire US gymnastics team, calling them, you know, like the
female out to the talent and the depth isn't what
it used to be. A lot of girls don't work
as hard. Blah blah blah, all salty and now she's
getting she's eating a lot of crow right now. Yes, hey,
guess what. Don't start None won't be none. That is
the rule.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And it's like, you're not there.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Why why are you hating on the Olympic team you
used to be a part of.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
If you're sitting at home, well yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Salty, hmm. Have a seat all right? Today while you're driving,
make sure you check those mirrors and watch out for
the other guy because he's an idiot. You know, today
is supposedly the most dangerous day of the year to drive.
This dash cam company and crunched on the numbers found
August seventh is the deadly's day on American roadways. Why,

(09:45):
I don't know, really, they don't know. They can't explain it.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
They didn't have anything to go off.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
No. This is based on data from the National Highway
Traffic Administration Safety Administration. They also did a poll that
said sixty two percent of drivers feel like the roads
are more dangerous than they were five years ago. I
can believe that there's a lot more distracted drivers out here.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, there's a ton more distractions right now.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
There's a lot more road ragers out here. There's carjackers
out here, break ins, all that stuff, So be careful.
We love you roadies, okay. Reportedly, the Goodwill Hunting trio
of Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and director Gus Van Sant
will be reuniting. The three guys are teaming up for
a film based on the Hulk Hogan sex tape scandal

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hul Cogan and Bubba the love Sponges's Wife or whatever.
That scandal resulted in Hulk filing a lawsuit against the
website Gawker, which eventually contributed to the website filing for bankruptcy.
Interestingly enough, the role of hul Cogan it is going
to be played by Ben Affleck. Make it make sense.

(10:52):
Ben Affleck is hul Cogan.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was gonna try and lie.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
How are you gonna get the twenty eight twenty whatever
inch pythons. I mean he boked up for that. Man,
it's a different kind of bulk. He better start hitting
them royds. Yeah, that's crazy. Holg Hogan. That whole that
I'll never that sex tape still haunts.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
My dream see it and I'm not trying to You don't.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Want to see it, no, I hear yeah, talking about
how he was real full because they just ate oh
you know, got like the the meat sweats, like he
just had a whole rack of Brazilian meat from Foga
day shown and then trying to lay it down. Oh disgusting.
That's what's up for your day. Thanks for hanging with
us today, Rock Naughty five to five, Rock and naety

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five to five, Good morning. I have to I have
a bone to pick with the US Postal Service. Oh
with the USPS?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
What did they do to you?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I feel like they're trolling me.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh no, that's not okay, no yet.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I have a bone to pick with the with the
federal's people's.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I have a bone to pick with the male people.
I'll tell you about that next. Rock ninety five to five, gorgeous,
stay today for you gorgeous rodies. Almost eighty sunny today, beautiful.
I have a bone to pick with the US Postal
Office Service and Postal Service.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
And what did they do to you?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yesterday? I went and checked the mail, and I hadn't
checked the mail in like five days, so I had
like it was stuffed in there. Yeah, seventeen pieces of mail.
Thirteen of the seventeen pieces of mail were from the AARP.
You guys, I got like the AR. I don't want
the AARP Kevin Costner Magazine. I don't want it. I

(12:33):
don't I don't want to learn how to fight against sitting.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Disease, sitting disease.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I dont even know what that is.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Sitting disease is a problem.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Sitting disease? What is that? Is that like bed sores
when you lay around too much? Hey, what's sitting disease?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Obviously gotta like roll over?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Did this to me? Why are you sending me this stuff?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I think it's they You signed up, didn't you?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I don't know. Maybe for the discount. Oh yeah, I
don't need it. Like then the AARP bulletin. There's a bulletin. Yeah,
this is a paper one?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
This is that? A weekly daily I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I don't want it. It's I'm not ready for this life. Oh. Actually,
there's some good articles.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I was going to say, between the coupons.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Your mind on puzzles, what the hell are you going
to be? Okay? Ten ways to help your sugar cravings,
like what like introducing the world's lightest mobility scooter with
anti tip technology.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Now hold on, now, hold on? Now what after your
bike accident last year?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Anti tip technology is going to be key for you here.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't I don't need an expose on Mary Lou
Henner or right, she's an old actress or.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Jewel Why why why are you pooping on jewels?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm not pooping out. She's got nice cans. I'm not
pooping up. I just don't need all of this, like
I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
It's gotta be some other helpful stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
No, the tightrope artist Felipe Petit, I don't need that.
Mariachi Champions for.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Like, how you gonna hate on the Mariachis.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I love Mariachi. I don't want to read articles from AARP.
I'm not there yet, so stop it you. Whoever the
mean postal worker is that keeps putting these in my mailbox. Look,
damn you.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
You already do a morning show.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yes, so you eat dinner at four or five, just
like the other old people.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
True. Five ways to add five grams of fiber every day.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
That fiber is good for your diet is.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Stand up against sitting disease. Physicians say it's a real problem.
Like sitting diminishes your brain. It impacts your longevity. I
need you to stand up right now. You can't fully
undo the damage by exercise, so you got to activate.
Oh my god, see what is going on?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Look at that. He just gave you a whole bunch
of advice to avoid dementia.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is on the cover of a magazine. I don't want it,
but look at the puppy on the cover with it.
Cute poppy on the cover. I like to poppy, but
this is ridiculous. Stop it right now. Whoever's trolling me
from the aarp.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's called life, my friend.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh god, what's next? You start getting pamphlets for Life Alert.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
You should already have a life Alert. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That's true. You fall way too often. Can you still
sell the clapper clap on, clap off, clap on clap off.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm old. Now that's Rocket ninety five to five, denzig
on Rocket ninety five to five. This is why you
have to be careful when you're naming your child, because
if you name them something crazy, there's gonna be problems
down the road. This mom in the UK is devastated
because her daughter's passport application was rejected. She said the

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Passport office initially refuse the application for her six year
old daughter, Khalisi. Oh, such a great name.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
She said.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I was absolutely devastated. They were going to go to
Disneyland Paris. She got a letter from the Passport office
saying Kalisi's name was trademark by Warner Brothers. I didn't
know that. Fight me, yeah, she said, it was a
first I'd heard of such a thing. I was astonished.
She questioned why it wasn't flagged when her daughter got
her birth certificate. So then after she sought some legal advice,

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she learned that trademarks apply to goods and services and
not personal names. Right, so the Passport office apologized, But
she named I know a lot of people did some
Game of Thrones names ye back in the day. You
know Kalisi, Denarius or whatever.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I went to high school with a guide name Godzilla Gorilla.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
No, No, you did not Godzilla Gorilla Johnson. Godzilla Gorilla Johnson. Yes,
Godzilla Gorilla Wiener. Basically, wow, yep, Godzilla. Yes, you named
your kid Godzilla. That's crazy that happened. If you name

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your kid Godzilla, your kid better be like Mike Tyson.
He can't be like a mathlete, you know, can't be
on the Parisian ping pong team.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
Like.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
He's got to be a badass. You you're gambling with
that one. Yeah, and Calisi better be a bad ass too.
When she grows she has to. How dare she take
my name? That's crazy? Uh? Speaking of taking somebody, I
want to know. I want to like, if you were
going to get in a fight with this particular thing.

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I want to know if you think you would win.
We'll talk about that next rock ninety five to fiveous Wednesday.
How ya doing sex at Roadie see Antie Taylor show. Maris,
you're going on your Tanzania trip in September. September? What
seth it's coming up?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I took it upon myself to google some of the
animals in Tanzania that you might come across. Okay, wildebeest, Yeah,
you think you could take a wildebeest?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Absolutely not? Not those horns.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
What about a bat eared fox? You think you could
fight a bat ear fox with your bare hands and win? Yes?
You do?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
A bat eared fox? Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
A serval, yes, okay you could. You think you could
fight a servile and win with your bare hands? Is
just like a it's like a little tiger like looking thing,
A little tiger. It's like a little it's in the
cat family.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
It's in the cat family.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Are we talking house cat size or it's a little
bigger cougar size.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's a little smaller than a cougar, bigger than a
house cat.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Then I'm gonna go ahead and nix that one. What
about trust that?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah? What about a giraffe? You think you could take
a giraffe?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Absolutely not? No, those murder animals.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Wait, giraffes murder. The kick hard. Giraffe do murder. They're
so cute though.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
They kicked so hard defending their babies. Really yeah, they
will kick a line in the face and crush his skull.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Oh, what about a monkey. Do you think you could
take a monkey? No?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
They have insane strength. That is just indescribable. And they're weird.
They will just rip your lips off for no reason. Wow,
why straight for the lips?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
They were asking Brits and Americans what animals they thought.
You know, if you were bare handed, you know, you
got to fight this animal? Which animal you could beat
in a fight? Most think they could beat a rat
in a fight. I don't know, I've seen it. These
those are not Chicago ratss are built different. They are built.
They're like the size of a loaf of bread. They're

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a gang out here. I don't trust these rats.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Squad up on you real quick.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
The next one was house cat. Oh yeah, you think
you get I don't know, a punch of square in
the face. Maybe a de Claude house can, a punch
of square in the face, a goose.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Ah, yeah, I've had this dream.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
A medium sized dog.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You don't want to fight a dog if it comes
to it.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
What, I'm not about to let a dog grip my
face off because it's a puppy.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
What about an eagle?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Those talents are fierce. Cobra poisonous, king cobra poisonous. Okay,
they thought they could beat a kangaroo. They know you
can kangaroos that you know what's in the pouches boxing gloves.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's what they keep in there. They keep boxing gloves
in there, and they know how to box. And they're
all swollen, they're jacked nahuh. And they'll drown you if
you go by the water. They like put their little
head like just above the water and they'll pull you
in and drown you. They're evil. Okay, So here's the question.
It's a stupid question. I thought of it. This is
when I was high though. What is the biggest or
most ferocious animal that you think that you could fight

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with your bare hands and survive? Uh? I don't know.
I'm I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Maybe a cat for me, squirrel, nothing bigger than a dog.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Nothing, But what kind of dog I.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Think of, Like something between a fox and a coyote.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't know. These chihuabos will kick your ass, man, I.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Will drop kick at chihuahua so hard, little ankles.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, there's a question. Eighty four to four nine five,
ninety five to fifty. You think you could take this animal,
which animal is it? With your bare hands? And you
walk away the winner eight four four ninety five to fifty.
Somebody will get Creed tickets. Call. Now we're taking your calls.
It's wropped ninety five to five. I realized this is
a stupid question, but I was high. I was thinking
about it because Marris is going to Tanzania in a

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few weeks and there's a lot of ferocious animals out there.
You're gonna fight them all? Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
What? No, you better know what is the biggest or
most ferocious animal that you think you could fight with
your bare hands and survive? You could kick its ass?
Eight four four nine five, ninety five to fifty. I
want to hear. Let's go to Teddy from Chicago. Hey, Tenna,
good morning guy, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
So I've been with my kids reading these books and
these prairie dogs pop up all the time, and so
I'm thinking I can take that one.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
You could take a prairie dog. I think you could.
I could take a prairie dog.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Like a solo prairie dog or a gang of prairie dog.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's just one animal. We're not talking a pack. Okay, Yeah,
we're just mono imano. You and the prairie dog. You're
kicking its ass. Yes, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
When you were talking about the how you were having
those kind of I've sort of been dreaming about this dog,
so I think I could say, yeah, I took a
prairie dog.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Prairie dog. Yeah, bad ass. You know I could. I
could kick a turtle's ass, I bet unless it was
like a ninja turtle or snapping turtle, yeah, I could
kick its ass.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
You could you think you could fight a snapping turtle.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I would just kick it really hard and it would
go flying.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I'm gonna show you a snapping turtle and I'm gonna
see if you still want to kick it.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I couldn't kick it in the head and kill it, Okay,
I don't know, Tenny, I think I could kick a
snapping turtles ass. What do you think? I mean? I
think you kick anything ass. That's right exactly, but not yours. Tonny.
Thank you so much for the call. You have a
great day, you guys. Thank you everybody hanging the line.
Let's go to Frank from Brookfield. Frank he he, Hey,

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who's what animal do you think you could kick their ass?
I'm gonna pretty strong right now, but it sounds good.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
But I think I could take a bear a bear
kind of bear, Frank Winnie the pooh uh, you.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Know, more like a baby bear.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
But like I can do it.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
But I think I love that.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
You think you could kick a bear's ass?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
And how are you just going to punching kicking? What's
your strategy here?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
They go for the eyes. If you get lucked, okay,
good luck. I don't know, hang on the line. I
don't think you could take a bear, even a baby one.
Let's go to Alejandro from Chicago. Hi Alejandro, Hey, how
you been? Good morning? Then? Good?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Man, I listen to you guys all the time. I
got a crazy for you guys. All right, you can't swear,
you cannot swear, Oh my god, and I want to
hear it. Don't you say you're gonna beat up a
pit bull because the pit bull will kick your ass.
I'm pretty sure that's where he was headed. Yeah, no,
at least it's my pitbull is. She will not kick
your ass. She'll run away, especially if you have a

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vacuum cleaner. Are you coming to rob my house? Just
bring a vacuum because the dogs won't do anything. Let's
go to Brett from North Aurora. Hi, Brett, how you
doing doing good? All right? What animal do you think
you could? You could take them?

Speaker 8 (24:32):
So, I don't know if you guys remember this about
I think it was about a year ago now, that
dude that was attacked by a mountain lion, him and
his dog and he ended up choking the mountain lion out.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yes, I remember that.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
Yeah, so I would say I could probably take a
mountain lion.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
A mountain lion, I'm glad you are so bold.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't think I could take a mountain lion, but
you know, that guy also had somebody to fight for,
like you know, his dog was going to die, and
so I think that's extra adrenaline going. But I mean,
if I guess, if it's you against a mountain lion,
your adrenaline is gonna go.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
But mountain yeah, yeah, if you're in a life for
death situation, I mean, and I don't know what his
experiences were in life, but I think with my background
it would help me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Which taking on a mountain. What is your background?

Speaker 8 (25:17):
And uh, I'm for a military and I'm currently a
police officer.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Oh right on, Well, thank you for your service. Yeah,
you can probably kick a mountin line.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You definitely have a leg.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Hang on, Brett, Let's go to Billy, the Herody of
car hauling. Hi, Billy, good morning. What animal.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
A pack of geese?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
A pack?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
A pack of geese?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't know. A pack of geese are real vicious?
I mean one goose, but yeah, geese. You know, running
on Lake Shore Drive, those geese come, they chase you, man,
and they poop like them man, they have big, huge
man poops. It's disgusting me.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
They're all over the place, especially when we're trying to
go out there and deliver, and they're just they're just
packs and swarms of them, you know, and they're just
so threatening to society.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
They really are.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Them.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I will So, what what is your attack on these
geese specifically?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
How are you going at?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
How are you going.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
We're just gonna go with it and spearhead right in there.
We're just going to tackle them and just try to
find them off as we can.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Just punch right in the head. Yeah, yeah, just pretty much.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
I mean, they got really small heads, so I'm gonna
have to, you know, aime pretty accurately to get them
every time.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
This entire segment is brought to you by Peta today
talking about kicking animal's assets. Hey, Billy, I'm gonna give
you tickets to go see Creed.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, awesome, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You're so welcome. Credit you knew one amphitheater. If there's
any geese out there at the Creed show, you know
what to do.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
My man. No, I'm going for them.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Going right in. Hang on the line. We'll get all
your infos. Thank you so much for indulging us with
these hilarious answers today. You're not kicking a bear's ass.
I don't care how bad. I don't even think Chuck
Norris could kick a bear's ass. Well, Chuck probably, Oh
don't bessmirch that Chuck probably could. But other than that,
anybody else that wants to go see Creed. Tickets available
live Nation dot com is Rock ninety five to five.

(27:17):
It's Rock ninety five to five. Good morning. How about
home day? Beautiful day today, seventy nine and sunny, thank god.
And oh my god, it's White Sox Wednesday. You guys.
The White Sox snap their twenty one game losing streak
last night.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh, oh my god, the proud moment.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Here we come, World Series whatever. Yes, it is White
Sox Wednesday. A lot of great things going on at
the park. Speaking of the White Sox this Friday, join
us at the beginning of the Crosstown Classic. Yes, CBS
versus White Sox playing at seven o'clock on Friday night. However,
come pre game with me and Mars the show. We

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will be at Cork and Carry at the park from
four to six. Yep, come due a little pre game,
pre Classic warm up with us, and we got Metallican tickets.
That's the part right there, that's the part your last
chance at Metallica tickets. But yes, Friday, beginning of the
Crosstown Classic. This event I want to go to on
the thirteenth at Sox Park. It's the Sip and Swore

(28:25):
and you got to meet and greet with Margaret Joseph's
from the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
And it's yacht rock and nights. Oh well, well yacht
rock you guys. So we're not going to see you
Wednesday is what I'm here.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
That sounds fun, just a whole bunch of wine and
yacht rock and the Housewives. But because we want you
to go and enjoy our beloved historic White Sox who
are on a winning streak.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
All of a sudden they won one game.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Where coming you be positive?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I have a family four packing tickets for you. You
take the family, take your friends, take whoever you want
to go and go see the Socks at a future game.
Eight four four, nine ninety five fifty caller eleven. We're
gonna hook you up. It is rock ninety five to five.
You better party. After twenty one straight L's White Sox
fights finally won one last night, finally against the Oakland A's.

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Of course, all the Oaklands players were wearing blindfolds. But whatever,
it's fine. A win is a win. Let me talk
to you Sam from Chicago. Sam, Hey, guys, how's it going.
It's going good? How you doing.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Good?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Good?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
What you doing today? Working? What do you do for work?

Speaker 8 (29:40):
I'm a flat Beats truck driver.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Hell yeah, man, rom Brome, all right, I got you
a four packing tickets to the White Sox.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Okay, oh thanks, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You're so welcome. Can you believe we won a game yesterday?
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
I mean, they couldn't even they couldn't even do something right.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
They were supposed to go for.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
The losing they were. I know they could have, Like
if they would have gone over twenty four, they would
have beat the all time losing record that's held by
the Phillies. But they couldn't even do that. You're gonna
be sucky. You should be number one at sucking.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
To be fair. This is their second lengthy losing.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
It is their second second lengthy losing streak, but this
one was iconic. All right, have a great time at
the game, Sam, Thank you for listening. Have a great day.
All right, hang on the line. We'll get you your tickets,
and thank you for listening. Rock ninety five to five,
Rock ninety five to five, How you doing? Happy home day?
Ce Angie Taylor show meris Do you wear coloone a
lot more often? Yes? Now? Ooh? Why more often? Now?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Just because I found some cologonnes that I like a
lot better. I see it.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I see how it is. You get these new glasses
and I've been wearing Now you think your GQ smooth,
and now you got your colognes on.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
I've been wearing helone since before the glass.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Distinguished gentlemen, happen to catch.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
One of the cologne since when I came in here
one morning, what was that?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That was Miami Dupy from.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Scotch Porter Miami Dookie Doopy doopy doopy, very nice, It
was delicious. If you work at Auntie Anne's, do you
take a shower right after work or do you revel
in that irresistible, sexy smell that's been soaking into your
skin for the previous eight hours. Because Auntie Ann's is
launching its very own signature fragrance. It's called Need k

(31:26):
n E A D Get it like dough? Yeah, that's dangerous.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
They say the smell is special and powerful. You know
when you walk into a mall and you catch that audience, Oh, irresistible,
or the cinema, Oh, the cinebut yes, nuts on Clark. Yes.
But Need is available starting on Wednesday, and you know,
if you want to hook your dog up as well.

(31:53):
Dulce and Gabana is now selling a perfume for dogs,
I mean dogs need it. It's called Fee. It's named
after Dulce's dog, but they say it's approved by vets
LA's all day and dogs seem to really enjoy the sense.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Smelling good because they smell like trash most days.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
And they like smelling each other's asses, So I don't
know where do you smell it or where you spray
it on their booty. It's supposed to have a developing
touch of musk and woody, creamy undertones of sandalwood. Now
it is adulcha and gobana perfume. So it's one hundred
bucks for your dog. Absolutely not if they did this

(32:32):
like a mouth perfume for my dog, because my dog
has the worst breath ever. She's one hundred and fifty
years old. There's no fixing her teeth. It's just over.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Can't you get one of those dental bites, of those
dental choes for dogs.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
If she did that, her teeth would all fall out.
Probably it doesn't work. I don't know what's going on
in there, but I'll spray it in your mouth adultcha
and goabana.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh, oh my gosh, I have hope for you.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Hey, it's time to send your texa an eight four
four nine ninety five fifty. We read your text every
day because we want to know whatever you're thinking, If
you got shout outs, if you want to mention anything
going on in your life, if you've got questions for us,
comments on the show or topics sennement eight four four,
nine five, five, ninety five to fifty. We're going to
read your text next.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Let's take some calls from the request line.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Mack and mote the text are flying. Thank you for
all the texts today. Eight four four, nine ninety five fifty.
We always want to get your text so sentiment anytime.
Let's read these six three zero. Which day are the
tickets that you're giving away for Cork and Carry. It's
not a ticket thing, you come and hang out.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh, they're asking about the Metallica tickets.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Maybe, Oh, which day are the Metallica tickets for it?
That is for Sunday show.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Will be for the Sunday show?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yes, so yes, you don't have to turn right around
and like run out for the Friday show. That it
would be a lot. Yes, the Metallica Sunday show. We
have tickets for at Cork and Carry from four to
six this Friday, Cork and Carry Socks Park for the
Crosstown Classic warm up. Yes, come through Happy Hour baby
eight four seven. Are you guys coming out to the

(34:06):
Northwest Urbs on tour or not? Are Weburbs not on
the list Northwest Indiana?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yes, Northwest Indiana bananas.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah, western urbs, but I can look into the Northwestburbs as.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Well, and you can always come see us on Friday too.
Seven oh seven, Good morning, guys, Love you both and
the show, Angie. If I can get my hands on
those Metallica tickets, I will get an Angie Taylor portrait
tattoo on my body to show you I'm a man
of my word. I'll get the tattoo in live stream
it before you have the tickets over think about it.
Have a great day, guys. Well, that sounds like a

(34:40):
good deal for you with the tickets, and then a
bad deal for you because now you got my face
stuck on you. I don't know have to.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Pick the Anngie Taylor photo because I definitely want to
use big hair Angie from the way from the nineties.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yes, you want nineties hair Angie. O. The mugshot Angie. Oh,
that's the one. You gotta get the mugshot six through.
Oh did HP in prison had to ever get Metallica tickets? No? No,
you guys always look at Maris like he's ticketmaster. Like

(35:12):
poor Maris, I'm just over here. I would love to
buy them a drink on Sunday. I can't wait to
see you guys. That's from Amber.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, how much did y'all pay Amber to send that
text in?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah? Okay, we were talking about what animal you think
you could beat in a fight. Oh, here we go,
you with your bare hands, Here we go two A
nine animals. I can take hummingbird, tortoise, sloth.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Uh take sloth off that list some closet, big on
reach over. It's not gonna get you, like if you're
going to engage in a fight.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
They do have those long claws. Yes, they're so cute.
They are smiling all the time, and they're very slow. Slothy, sneaky,
slee sneaky sloop six three zero. I could take a
mere cat, probably probably could two to nine. I could
take a t rex. They're extinct so to be an
easy fight. Or I could take a hamster. Joe the

(36:11):
head Rody of wrestling. I fight off cougars every time
I go to the bar. So crazy. Wow, eight one
five A sloth ain't got no chance.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I'm just man.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Y'all going to just outrun the sloth. You don't even
have to fight it.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
You're gonna get messed out by a sloth.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Seven oh eight. Chuck Norris wouldn't have to kick the bear.
The bear would kick itself. Chuck Norris chokes love it.
I still think I could take a turtle snapping turtle.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
That snapping turtle come down so hard on your foot slow,
you would lose your foot.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I would kick it.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's slow, you would lose your foot to the snapping turtle.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh, bring one in, NOA.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I'll show you. I'll show you video of what a
snapping turtle.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
A snapping turtle beating somebody up.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I mean, just how big and vicious they are.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, thanks for all the texts. I'm gonna tell you
what's up for your day. All the news and INFI
that you need is Next Rock ninety five to five
Allison Chains Rock ninety five to five. Good Morning is
the Angie Taylor Show? Who wants to kill Me? Well?
If you do, then you shouldn't call for Don't Kill
Angie because if you keep me alive, I will give
you tickets to Metallica. Call right now to play eight

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four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Friday big or fat, but be careful. One wrong move
we'll kill Angie.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Don't Killie. And it's only on Rock twenty five.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
It's a beautiful day to live. Let's keep it that way.
I want to talk to Edwin from Berwin. Hello, Edwin
from Berwin. Hey, Angie, Marcy's doing. What's shaking today? Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Not much? Dropping my son out their head in the work?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Okay, what do you do for work? Own mechanic? Right on?
We could all use an Edwin in our lives. That's right.
And then all your friends call you for the free
mechanical labor.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh say that. I know your value, sir.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I love that Edwin. If you keep me alive today,
you're gonna go see Metallica on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
You ready, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
All right, let's do the damn thing. Take it away,
Arnetta writa Berkeley's hero in a half shell. It's mariss
yes and welcome.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Don't kill Angie.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
The question posed to the roadies today is what animal
do you think you could be in a fight with
your bare hands?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Someone said they could take a bear.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
What sounds ridiculous, But Angie wants to try her head
in the ring with an animal. She thinks she could
take now, Edwin, the question for you is which animal
should Angie fight that you think she could beat?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
A Chicago rat or my pet? Go Sissyphis?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh boy, which one do you think I can beat?
You know what?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Max will go at your pick? Get Sassafras.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I'm scared, Oh dangerous.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Pick indeed, pick indeed you picked.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Sissyphisis Angie and my gecko, Sisyphis step into the ring.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Gecko, bitch, wait, catch his hands.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Angie thinks this will be an easy win, since she's
nearly six feet taller.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Than the gecko. You know, was just step on this
stupid thing.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
They put on their gloves and here we got go
round one. Angie comes out swinging.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
But oh no, somewhat put a banana peal in the ring?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Did that?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
She slips and is being pummeled all right the fish.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Oh this is embarrassing. All of this happening in the ring,
and Angie was murdered by Sissyphus.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I'm sorry, Edwin, you, Edwin, I think it was sabotaged.
I think Maris put that banana peel in there with
you exactly. You're still qualified for our grand prize though, Okay, okay,
thank you, I love you.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
That would be the screaming for yes, it is. That
is the screaming go fairy. Maris is having fun with
buttons today. Maris is very distracted by the fact that
I almost kicked his guy Ghetto's ass. All right, you're
going to Metallica, my man, You're going on Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
You got the screaming kid in the background, and you're
gonna be screaming at Metallica. Have a great time. How
old is your son?

Speaker 7 (40:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
He loves Metallica. It's awesome. Are you taking your son
with you? Have a great time. And you're also qualified
for the grand prize that we're pulling on Friday, which
would mean you would have tickets for both Friday and Sunday.
That would be amazing. All right, hang on the line.
We'll get your tickets to you. Prison Tat will hook

(41:16):
you up. And thank you so much. Sabotage, Matthew, I know, sabotage,
I know. Thank you for playing toje Ca and Jay.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Execution was an order.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
And now we pray for Angie soul and whatever's left
of Angie soul.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
It's Rock ninety five to five. Good morning, how you doing?
Happy hump Day, Angie Taylor Show seventy nine, Gorgeous Today, Sunnyful, weirdiful.
Did your school ever ban anything stupid like while you
were in school? I remember they banned chewing gum and
class during my tenure. They also banned leggings at one time. Yeah,

(41:56):
because the principal thought they were underwear. Like we were
wearing like like long underwear to school.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
And I'm like, oh my god, I won't say they
banned anything because we had a uniform.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh, there you go. Well, this Texas middle school is
banning students from wearing all black clothing all black because
school officials say it's associated with mental health issues. What
this school in al Paso, Texas? And they're like saying, Hey,
the letter says the school's eliminating all black clothing because

(42:27):
it's associated with depression and mental health issues and or criminality.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
What how did they get here?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Hello? She says? She says. The teacher says that she
sees a sudden change in students from going from dressing
with color to all black when they're depressed or stressed.
I'm that's crazy, Like you could you could have on like,
that's not how mental health works. Okay, that's not depression works.

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You could be wearing a dress full of sunshine and
sunflowers all over it and still be super mentally unstable
and depressed.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I feel like they just wanted to come at the
entire Rock community in one full swoop.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
It makes zero sense. The color of clothing has nothing
to do with your ability to do anything or feel
any emotion. Making students wear a different color isn't going
to magically make them a completely different person, you know, Like, so, man,
the colors are not she said so much to prevent
or stop mental health issues like that would work.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
That just doesn't make any sense. I feel like they
just don't want to see their kids wearing all black.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Why what's the problem with that?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
As long as the kids are comfortable and not causing problems,
it shouldn't be an issue.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Why is there like a stigma with all black everything?
Like I don't know, I wouldn't be allowed to go
to school. I wear a lot of all black. Hashtag
old fashion, hashtag emo fashion. But like, honestly, that is
the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It has nothing to
do with your state of top tier stupidity mental health. Yes, anyway,
thank you so much for listening. I love you very much,

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and we're gonna play ninety five minutes commercial free rock.
We do it every day on this gorgeous day. Put
on your all black and roll the windows down, enjoy
the sunshine, and listen to ninety five minutes commercial free. Next,
it's rock ninety five to five. Yes, ninety five minutes
commercial free just kicked off with nine inch nails. How
are you doing? Thank you for listening? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I'm great?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I'm great, too, good, fantastic, fine, glad to hear it.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I have a question for you. I got answers. Would
you let a robot dentist work on your teeth? Absolutely not?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I agree there's nothing unsettling about a robot using sharp
tools to drill into my face. That sounds totally normal.
Robot dentists are about to become a thing. Nope. After
an AI company called Perceptive pulled off the first fully
automated dental procedure, a robotic arm controlled by AI shaved
down a guy's tooth for a crown new new not

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at the top of my listen. It works by three
D mapping the inside of your mouth.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I like that technology, but use it for the dentist.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Then it clamps onto your jaw and the drill moves
in circles to grind your tooth down.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
This is no strange torture that I don't want to
be a part of.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
No, and don't need a cad in my mouth and
then a drill thing. It's unnerving enough to go to
the dentist as it is. Getting a crown normally requires
two visits, one hour each, but they say it'll be
able to do a full crown procedure in about fifteen minutes, which, hey,
now this is looking a little bit more attractive if
it's only fifteen minutes and I can avoid two separate visits.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
You buried the lead.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Oh well, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I still I'm not excited about it. I think that yeah,
for time.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
It's not ready for primetime yet, so you're not going
to see it like your next check up.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
They're a few years away from approval, but they have
like thirty million in funding. One of the investors is
doctor Edward Zuckerberg, who is Mark Zuckerberg's dad and also
a dentis So this is going to happen. Your Facebook
crown is gonna happen. Yep, sometime soon you're gonna have
a meta implant meta implant. Oh no, watch all done.

(46:12):
Here comes to my conspiracy theory. Mark Zuckerberg is gonna
get down with his dad and be like, hey, while
you're in there, you know, doing your AI drilling, let's
insert a chip in everybody's tooth.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
And here's a new YouTube album.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Uh oh, there it is. Oh okay, we're gonna do
Request Wars next. Get ready to vote on which song
you want to hear on the radio next, Rock ninety
five to five. It's now time for Request Wars.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Arm your torpedoes? Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Request War, Are you ready
to fight? Whoah?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, that's fine, babe. It is Request Wars time. This
is where you pick a theme, a musical theme of
any kind. You could come from anywhere. We've had some
real random ones. Pick a musical theme. Marris and I
will pick songs based on your theme, battle it out.
You get to vote pick which one you want to
hear on the radio. Today's theme came from area code
seven oh eight in the post La La moment. All

(47:18):
these bands are on tour. It's summer.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Pick a very busy week in Chicago, very very.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Pick two songs to battle you guys based on bands
that are currently touring. Okay, a lot of bands touring
right now. Maris four time champion, look at you all
the questions and surprise and underscores and bold. My pick today,
band that just started their tour today, slipknot or yesterday

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tour now currently slip not stock suss out. If that's
your pick, text a letter A to eight four four
ninety five to fifty. Which you got, marens.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I went with a band that is out on tour
with Incubus right now coming to the.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
All State Arena on August twenty fourth. It's gonna be
a deep deep cut.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Coheat and Cameria with Welcome Home.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Didn't know they were on tour.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Five Colheat and Cabria Welcome Home.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
All right. If that's your pick, you're gonna want to
text letter M to eight four four ninety five. Fifty two.
Hood picks today like a both all right, get them
in ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is still going. Pabula
mud Rock ninety five to five. Can I say we're
all disgusted in the studio radio HP. Just let us

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on to her boyfriend who we love her boyfriend, but
he drinks a half a gallon to a gallon of
milk every day. Who over the age of six, drinks
milk all day, every day for every meal he needs.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
He needs to move to Wisconsin. Oh, move to Wisconsin,
work for a dairy farm. Just live your best life.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
So like if you have a steak dinner at home,
you're drinking a glass of milk. Yo a little. It's disgusting, Okay,
all right, girl, request war, Yes, request worse time. It's

(49:43):
time to request worse today our theme and request wars.
Do any of you grown men listening drink milk all day?
If you do, please text us and tell us why
why You're.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
About to get a whole flood from Wisconsin right now?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Fine? Eight four ninety fifty you drink milk? All right?
Today's request worse theme, but milk like all day? You
were making my stomach turn right now, what if he
went out for like a run and it's hot outside.
You come in, you chuck the milk. Milk. You can't

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bang with milk gut either. You're dang captain bubble guts.
All right, request worse. My stomach hurts. The same from
Area code seven and eight. Touring bands. Bands that are
currently on tour. Pick a song. Battle it out. Mares
are four time champion today my song is Slipknot just
kicked off their tour yesterday. Stop called Stop show Milk's

(50:46):
extra pick text the letter A to eight four four
ninety five fifty Maris is picked today. Coheaton Cambria, Welcome home,
Welcome home. Here's a nice glass of milk. Did you

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have a sippy cod Cohen and Cambria, Welcome home. If
that's your pick, Text a letter M from milk to
eight four four ninety five to fifty. I don't know
if I'll ever get over it.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I'm not. It's I'm gonna just like I'm not going
to sleep tonight, all right, get your text in. It's
rock ninety five to five, Thank you, Thank you, AlSi
ninety five minutes commercial for you going down on rock
ninety five to five on your gorgeous Wednesday. Thank you
for listening. It's time to find out who one request
was today. The team was bands that are currently on tour.

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Pick a song from one of those bands currently on
tour and battle it out. Mara is our four time champion,
had Coheed and Cambria Welcome Home. I had slipknot Psychosocial.
Do we have a winner mixed in.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
With all of our votes?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Is all this milk conversation that has just got my
stomach kerneling?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
But right?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Helloah slip knots, Thank you for the votes you want,
Thank you, thank you. The real winner is HP because
we had to educate her on how discussing her boyfriend is.
Right now, Rock ninety five five. It's rock ninety five

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to five on a beautiful day. Hope you have the
radio loud. Thank you for listening. Auntie Taylor Show. Let's
go to the head all the roadies, the secretary rate
keeping the notes, dragging us to Helen back. It's Jay
the Gay.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Good morning, Good morning to you, my darling ding dongs.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Hey here, good morning.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Now listen this morning, we put the zoo in morning
radio with a nonsensical discussion on animals at the roady stop.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
They can beat up.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Okay, Angie, your contribution is a question that you came
up with while you either smoking cheetah pitch or crack
was a turtle.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I feel like I could kick the turtle's ass.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
In her mind she gets punt it like a football.
But Marriage reminded her that snapping turtles know the ninja turtles,
and she'd probably get her ass kicked.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
If I run up behind that turtle, he's not gonna
see me coming. I will kick him through the uprights.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
You're gonna break for three on.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
The shell under. You know you're under enough.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
You know there's a shell on both sides, right, the
bottom shell soft?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
No, it's softer, right? No, isn't it like cartilage shell?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
It's all bone? Okay, Summer from Marriage.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Even though he's be in Tanzania, the only big game
he's hunting, and the only big game hunting he tends
to do is dogs, because, as you learned a while ago,
he absolutely hates that.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
He said, here's a punch of dog. M Yeah, monster's
messed up.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Here we go again.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Yeah, uh, listen, we take everything we heard on the
show and we you know, feed it back the saying yeah,
and just.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Bring a little extra urban splices on that, let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Also, this morning, yet another tragedy fell into Angie's black
when she finally got up and sitting on the couch okay,
emptying out the mail that was left to accumulate while
she was busy suffering from heatstroke, and he found thirteen
pieces of mail from ARP.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
This was rude. I don't know who, I don't know.
I don't know which rogue postal carrier is trolling me
with AARPI So just because I watched the Great British
Bakeoff or Antiques Roadshow?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Does it have your name and address on it?

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Then they're doing their job.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
What fine, seeing as she's riddled with not only sitting
disease early onset and he forgot that she enrolled in
all these programs the moment she turned fifty in nineteen
thirty three.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Oh my, wow, there will be.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Silver the lining. Yeah. Apparently one of these seventy five
page tamplets offer a deal on mobility scooters, which is
somethingy picularly needs because she can no longer ride a
bike and if she takes one more spill. She's getting
a free lifebul or bracelet.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
True and prison Tap found an ad for Jitterbug, which
is nice. I gotta upgrade my iPhones by time where
the three buttons fire? Please?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Does the Jitterbug do come with a shatterproof case?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Because you know if I listen, don't you worry about it.
I'm gonna be on my Jitterbug phone on my scooter
that has spinners on it, you know, And can't you
know exactly where can we find your notes sas we.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Get pending notes on rockchi dot com and click on
the Angie Taylor.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Tak That's right and if you miss anything from the show,
you can take us anywhere you go, babe on that
free iHeartRadio app. Check out the podcast The Angie Taylor
Show wherever you get your podcasts, but especially on the
damn app. It's time for the ten o'clock toast on
the Angie Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am.

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Joiner in a toast fellowship Juggie. Yes, beautiful day for
a little cocktail Chuggy. Today's senna clock toast goes out
to mister three h five That is Pitbull. If you're
familiar with Pitbull. He purchased the naming rights to the
stadium of Florida International University, which sounds like an online college.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
It's not Florida International University.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
I think they're the Dragons.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Do you know that? Do you have their jerseys?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
No? It's college football?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
But how much would you think? So he has to
pay every year for five years for these naming rights.
How much do you think he has to pay a year?
One point two million? Yeah, that seems cheap.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
No, I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I want to get Arizona State online. What Yeah, DeVry.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I want to get to the point where I can
like have the wind Trust Arena be the Maris Arena.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
The Marris Arena. But like for a college, that's kind
of crazy. Yeah, the board of trustees approved a five
year deal and now it's called pitt Bull Stadium.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Is he doing halftime shows? Recognized?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
And he's serving his vodka that he has. I forgot
what the name of his vodka was. Colleges are starting
to serve at different STA games. Yeah, at stadiums, and
they didn't used to. Well, if I got naming rights,
they better Which arena do you want? What's that one. Uh,

(57:39):
I would like I would like the coliseum in Rome.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Oh that's right, just an old, ancient artifact.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yes, and then all of my enemies will have to
fight the lions, my enemies, I mean, Jay, the gay,
all of the lions.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Every day.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
That's the only event that happens at my coliseum. All right,
Thank you so much for listening today, Roadies. We love you.
Listen every day, all day, every day. Listen on the app,
listen wherever you are, whatever you're doing. We're always here.
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