Adulting is Hard, Pulling Out is Worse

NFL Football is Back! Adulting is Hard, pulling out is even worse.  

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rock five. Good Thursday morning, It's football day.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It feels good to be bad.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Auntie Taylor show is on. Good Morning, Marriage, Good morning,
Good morning, mit la oh lah, get my football is
back NFL tonight, Ravens versus the Chiefs. I'm gonna I'm
gonna do an over under them. Of how many times
the camera goes to Taylor Swift, I'm gonna set it at.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Seven, I'm gonna set it at zero.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, I already said it. You're gonna take the under
that You're gonna take the under? Will you take the over? Sure? Okay? Cool?
We have a bet five bucks. But it's a sports
day and the Socks won last nights. I was like,
am I high few either? No? Eight to one showed

(00:50):
a pitch and a no hitter for the Cubs. We
actually had a good day all right. Today on the
show Stained tickets, Dane Cook Tickets, It's gonna be eighty
five and sunny today, beautiful. You can text us call
us anytime eight four four fifty. Let's get this show cracking.
I'm gonna tell you what's up for your day.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
And you will now fill your brain with the right
amount of craft for your day.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Here what's up.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So Green Day were pulled from the stage for security
reasons two verses into their fifth song, long View, last
night at Camerica Park in Detroit. It turns out the
concerns had to do with a drone. Somebody was flying
into the stadium.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It's interesting, yeah, rec someone brought a drone in and
was flying it around.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well. The police department issue statement that said the band
was taken off stage and shortly went back to perform.
They noted they had located the drone operator outside the park,
detained him, and they're investigating.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I didn't realize America as a baseball stadium, yes, right,
So they were flying from the outside of the outside
was a close I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yes, probably just like yes footage or something.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
You gotta be careful with that. These days. You need
licenses and the whole thing to be flying these drops around.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's kind of scary, you know. Queen guitarist Brian May
shared that he recently suffered a stroke. Never fear, though
he's doing okay. He can still play. He said, all
of a sudden, out of the blue, I didn't have
control over my left arm. So it's a little scary.
He's on restrictions while he's recovering, not allowed to drive
or get on a plane or do anything that will

(02:25):
elevate his heart rate. And before you send Brian well wishes,
don't do it, He says, he doesn't want this sympathy.
Please don't because it'll clutter up my inbox. And I
hate that, that's what he said. I like that you
get it now well without cluttering get well soon. If
you ask anybody which company is the most notorious for

(02:46):
treating employees kind of crappy, a lot of people will
say Amazon, from what I've heard, From what I've heard,
and here is the latest, and this would really piss
me off. If you're an Amazon driver, Please verify if
this is true. There's talk on line that Amazon is
banning their delivery drivers from singing along to the radio.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
What cameras in theirs?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Some employees and former drivers said that Amazon was cracking
down on distracted driving and dinging them if they're caught singing.
So how do they know? While Amazon has cameras and
the cars to spy on the drivers, not surprisingly, and
that's how they'd be able to see if a driver
was belting out. I don't know, uh chop suey or something.

(03:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Amazon is denying this. A spokesperson said that's not accurate
at all. They even offered up some evidence by sharing
a previously produced video detailing a day in the life
of Amazon delivery driver. Of course they're gonna they're gonna
pull this, you know, produced video, very produced video of
this very like sweet looking kid, you know, just going

(03:52):
about it, looking so happy.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
At larst job.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Don't you dare Amazon, Don't you do it? The radio
is very important. Repeat, You're going.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
To rescend this policy real fast.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
They better if that's true, call us or Texas eight
four four ninety five fifty if you drive for Amazon,
and if you do, thank you for listening and turned
that radio up.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's what's up for your day. It's rock ninety five
to five. I want to do it over. I want
to do this Metallica show over. I want it. I
want that whole night back. I want to do it again.
It was so good, so you'd like when you there's
got to be a concert that you went to where
you're like, I need to do it over again. It
was so great. What was it?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Turtle Jim okay, Lincoln Park and Incubus is Henley way
back and away.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Amazing That seventy two show at Soldier Field a couple
of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It was so good it felt like a month ago.
It was only a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's a few weeks ago, yeah, like three weeks. Maybe
it was a month. I don't know what is time.
I don't even know what day is it. Where am
I are you? Is rock ninety five to five? Let's
tell you what happened on this day?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
What is this day?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Today is September fifth, twenty twenty four. On this day,
September fifth, nineteen fifty one, Michael Keaton was born. He
is seventy three today. That blew my mind.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
It looks great.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, that blew my mind.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I don't know why an original Batman?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, no, no, Adam West.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Well, I mean like movie, Yeah, Adam West did a movie.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I thought he just did the TV show Batman.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I see Marris's nerd head running. Yeah, I see the
rats about DC stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
He's still the first Batman.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
He's the first Batman. But I'm talking about the movie.
When you're talking about the movie, Yeah, it wasn't Michael
Keaton the first Batman in the movie. Yes, I believe
that is correct.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
A great Batman movie.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
By the way, all these Batman freakazoids now are going
to text me to be like you're wrong, dumb ass.
So anyway, yes, he's.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Batman the movie nineteen sixty six.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Like you didn't see that movie.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Nobody's thinking about that. We're thinking about the the ar current.
No Batman argument was the first Batman. Adam West, Fine,
Adam West.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Go come at a NERD today and I got a
Google Michael, what do.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know about it? You got on your Spider Man's
shirt and you four and Captain Planet and the Green
Goblin on your shirt.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Huh. Anyway, I am so impressed with you.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right now the three and also tomorrow tomorrow Beetlejuice Beetlejuice opens.
They're saying it's gonna make like one hundred and ten
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, peerage, I've heard.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's my turn.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Come on four on this day.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
In nineteen sixty cashus Clay won the light heavyweight boxing
gold medal at the Rome Olympics.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Mama name him cashus clay. I'm gonna call them Cush's clay.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
On this day. In nineteen ninety three, Jane's addiction tarist
Dave Navarro joined the Red Hot Chili Peppers. That did
not work out, so he's still a Jane's Addictions and
he's battling long COVID H long COVID symptoms for years now.
It's been a couple of years. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I don't like that m M.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
And today's Florida Man.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Florida man parks smart car in kitchen during hurricane so
it won't blow away.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I mean, I'm I'm not mad at it because it's
it's those little smart cars, you know, the little smart car. Yeah,
not an electric car, those little smart cars, those little
tiny smart cars. Yeah that like like I could kick
it and send it flying. He could send it through
the operas, but it fit in his kitchen. And yeah,

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he saved his car. You know, they go only got
like car parks parks down there. They don't like car ports.
They don't really have garages.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Really, this seems like the smartest Florida man we've had.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's not it.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, there's like there's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, no, the smart car had a bunch of methanists
and bath sauce and set off. So yes, that's what
happened on this day. Thanks for rocking with us today
on Rock ninety five to five, Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning, how you doing. It's the Antie Taylor Show.
Happy Thursday almost at the weekend. I love it. I

(08:24):
love it so much?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
How much do you?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I love it the most. So it's it's spooky season.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It is spooky.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
It is Thank you for saying that you have a
spooky shirt on today with Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's not spooky.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's there's lightning on it. It looks scary.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're scared of lightnings.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
All these people, But it's spooky season. Chipotle is getting
in to the Halloween spirit. The fast casual chain announced
a costume collection with Spirit Halloween. Hello, the Halloween costume
store that pops up you know every years.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah right yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Collection is made up of bodysuits that are meant to
resemble a Chipotle napkin, fork, water cup, burrito, and a
to go bemb.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's crazy, that's stupid.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Did you watch Always Study in Philadelphia? It's like the
Nightman or day man outfit nightman.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I wish it was just like a big burrito costume
or something.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
It's not. I mean, it just looks like a skin suit.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I kind of like the burrito foil one.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's because it's got you a little namesticker on it.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
But I don't want to look like a napkin.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
They have to. Why didn't they do a side of
guacamole for fifty dollars costume? You know what I mean?
Chipotle is building off a running online Joe because two
years ago it posted a fake Chipotle fork bodysuit with
a caption founder costume. Then last year, another fake Chipotle
napkin costume showed up on Instagram. So they're not the

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first brand to materialize a Joe. Birt's Bees and Hidden
Belly Ranch sold out a set of lip bombs that
taste like a basket of chicken wings in a day,
Originally started as an April fool's joke.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's got to be a collector's item. I'm not using that,
although what kind of chicken?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I feel like the weirder the product. The Mortal Cell
absolutely like that Gwyneth Paltrow. This candle smells like my
vagina goop candle or whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I mean, a whole business off of that.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well yeah, I mean so you now you have your outfit.
We could you know what the three of us could
get some Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Costumes, saves mburrito.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
You're taking DIBs, m Burrito? Which one are you doing?
I like the gold one. I don't know what I'm
supposed to be with the.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Gold I was wondering that too.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah that's a bag.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh that's the bag.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, that's the Chipotle bag.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well that I'll.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Juste f's a bag for an old bag.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's what nobody called you at all.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, I heard what you said. Did you guys hear
Maras call me an old bag? Just now?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
You heard it all right? Cool? Hey yesterday or no, yesterday?
You got your mouth jacked up, Mike, I.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Went to the dentist.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, first time in a while.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
We got to talk about the dentist thing. Everybody's favorite
place to go the dentist. Next Rock ninety five to five,
Rock Rock ninety five to five. Hey, happy Thursday, it's weekend.
Even how you're doing it, Andrew Taylor's show. Yeah, yeah,
Mike you yesterday I had to go to the dentist.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
First time in five years.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh, I am so overdue for the dentist. I feel like,
you know, during COVID, I just put off so many
appointments that I had to do, doctor appointments and all
of those and the human the adult maintenance that you
have to do, including the dentist. I'm so overdue. So
you had to go.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I had to go there, like you need a deep cleaning,
deep cleaning, I need to like numb me up and
then and the numbing wasn't taking, so they had to
like double numb me and my jaws all sore today.
To give you the gas man, I would rather be
thrown in the lake in the middle of winter than
have to sit in a dentist chair.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
And I feel I think a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Of people I don't hate the dentists.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't hate the dentists.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Wow, yeah, I mean I think the one.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You're the one.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I think a lot of people hate the dentist. Uh,
you know, And I feel bad for dentists because they
know they're hated.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, I was apologizing.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's not their fault, but you know, you got to
get it done, and it sucks like having to do
adult things. Adulting is not fun, as you know, but
having to do adult things like I'm tired of making
appointments for a doctor to get shots, to get my
teeth clane, to get like all of that stuff. It's
so annoying to go to the eye doctor, you know,

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it's what is the worst thing you have to do
as an adult? I think the dentist would be very
high on a lot of people's list. Eating your taxes done,
oh yeah, that would be for me.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Actually, I figured out my taxes are pretty easy because
I've been doing using them a what's it called, oh h.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
H and R blocking turbo turbotaxi, something like that Justine
form two years ago. Yeah, I don't. I don't like that.
But what do you think sucks to that you have
to do as an adult?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Honestly?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
The doctor's appointments, doctors appointments.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know what it is about going to the doctor,
because going to Dennis is easy.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'll just sit in a chair, drive me up. We're
good to go.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Going to doctors, Like, all right, what's wrong or what's
not wrong? Or you just build up something is wrong
in docs, like hey, you're healthy. Yeah, just stop doing this,
this and this and do this a little bit more
and you're good.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I'd imagine some people hate sitting in traffic.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Traffic sucks, big one. Totally. Going to the DMV sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh that's my man.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
DMV is fighting dentist for my least favorite place.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
My daughter is going to take her permit test next
week and she's like, well, I have to be at
work at two o'clock. I'm like, we're going at ten
am because we're going to be sitting there.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
She's like, really, you can scale appoint Matt.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that. But like that, just maintaining
yourself as an adult is not fun. So that is
a question for you today. What is the worst thing
you have to do as an adult? Like, it sucks.
I want to hear from you. Eight four, four, nine,
five ninety five fifty. Somebody that calls is gonna get
tickets to Stained and Breaking Benjamin actually a four booker tickets.

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So yeah, like, you're an adult. Here we go. We
got so many things that we have to do. What
is the worst thing you personally feel like you have
to do as an adult. Eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five to fifty call now we're taking your calls. Yeah,
it's a rocket, ninety five to five, all night long,
all morning long. We love you roadies for listening. Thank you.
We're talking about the things that suck as an adult

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that you have to do. Mike, Mike, Mike had to
go to the dentist yesterday.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, my mouth hurts.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, I know all about that, but I want to
know what is the worst thing you have to do
as an adult. Let's talk to Shay from Glenn Allen.
I say, hey, hey, hey girl, all right, we're adulting.
It sucks sometimes. What's the worst thing about it though,
that you have to do? Oh my god, I think
collectively we can all agree bill paying bills sucks. The

(15:13):
worst sucks, sucks, sucks. And do you know the worst
bills to pay that I personally cannot stand and I
hate writing the check or whatever every month is the
insurance because you don't see any It's not tangible, you know,
like I'm paying like car insurance, never getting in an accident,
sending money off, paying health insurance, like where is it
all going?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Sucks? All right?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Thank you for the call. Let's go to Daniela from Chicago. Hey, Daniella, Hey,
good morning, good morning. What is the worst? Oh? Doing laundry?
Having to fold it and put it away the worst.
I hate laundry the most.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Are you married.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Husband do it? Especially when you have kids like you,
so you have to do laundry like every single day,
when you have kids.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Every day, sometimes twice a day.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yes, I mean, I don't mind the act of washing
and folding. I just never get around to putting them away.
So they're always but they're always folded in a basket
somewhere they are.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Something about putting away.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Is the worst.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yes, it sucks, Daniella. Hang on, that's a good one. Everybody.
Hang on. Somebody's gonna get tickets today. Let's go to
Tony from a Raw Hi. Tony, Hey, guys, what is
the worst?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Hey? The worst thing is when you're buried and your
wife doesn't want any more kids than you got to
get a bad sex to me. You've never heard of
the pullout method.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh wait a minute, wait, Mike, Mike, I would like
you to know I have a child from the one
drop baby. All it takes you're you're trying not to
have children? Am I right?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Mind?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, for the moment, and that's the I think you're using. Oh,
I can't wait to meet your baby. I can't wait
to meet your baby. You know what I'm saying. Tony like,
come on, nope, hang on the line. There's a lot
of pull out babies around here. Let's talk to Ted
from Tinley Park, Tad, Hey, and how's it going. It's

(17:20):
done good? Mine. What's the worst?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Well, I agree with the doctor's appointment, specifically prostrate biopsy.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Prostate biopsy. That's worse than the like the colonoscopy, it's worse. Well,
so you have to wait for that one.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, that does not sound lost. I lost my virginity
and didn't even get dinner, right.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I was like, I'm like, when they give you that
prostate biopsy, do they like look you deep in the
eyes rather.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Contact?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hang on, Ted, that's a good one. Joe from Chicago,
A Joe, it's going good. What's the worst thing you
have to do as an adult?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I got to say anything to do with either the
dentist or the doctor. Yes, any character taking my temperature,
I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I love it. I think we can all agree with
that one. Hang on, Joe, Let's go to Frank from Brookfield. Frank,
what's that was? That was up? All right? What's the
worst overall?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
It has to be just like insurance in our own
life insurance, car insurance.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, I literally like so this year I turned twenty six,
I got my mom's insurance too, main health insurts.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
And it is.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
It is. It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
It does suck because you feel like you're just throwing
money out the window because you don't see anything from it.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
It's very imagine.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, it's not. It's not like you're spending money and
you got a new jacket, or you're spending money and
you have a car sitting in front of you. It's like,
you don't see it.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Make me want to crash my car. He's spending so much.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Money, right, Frank? Hang on, I agree with the insurance.
Ryan from Portage, Hey, hello, doing great. What is the
worst thing you have to do as an adult? Oh?
I don't have to go with doing laundry, But the
biggest part of doing laundry was would be pairing socks together.
I just have a where does the other one go?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Why is it not here?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Can I tell you? I used to work with someone.
His name is Diego. Shout out to him. I know
he listens in Philly. Diego had a genius idea because
him and his son always had the same socks. Like
they got these Nike socks. They both wore these socks,
and they're like, who socks or who's which goes with what?
He wouldn't with a sharpie, a black sharpie on the
bottom of the sock. Do a number like number one

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goes with number one, number two goes with number two.
So you're pairing them with the right sock to the
right person. Yeah, I thought I thought that was kind
of smart. Right, Ryan, hang on the line. We go
back up to Tony from Aurora. Hey, don't, hey, don't
Tony shoeing blanks now, man, Tony, you are going to

(20:10):
stained and breaking Benjamin. Right, You're welcome. You get a four.
You actually have a four packet tickets.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
So, so, how many how many kids did you get
to before you had to get the vistectomy?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
How many kids?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I have three? Okay three?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. I mean to
be honest, though, Tony, it's easier for you to get
snipped than it is for a woman to get like
the tubes, tad and everything. Right now, she's.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Also thirteen years younger.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
She's also thirteen years younger than me too, So something
ever happens to be. Oh so when she leaves you
for a younger man, then she could still have kids.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, my last one I had.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
My last one I had was I was fifty.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I was fifty years old.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Wow, yo, Tony, I am fifty years old. If I
found out I was pregnant by some miracle, I would
throw myself down the stairs. I swear to God. I can't.
My daughter is almost twenty. I can't imagine having another
baby at fifty as a woman.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
He keeps me going.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
She's my partner, she keeps We go fishing.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
We were hot riding.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
We have a nice hot right car. We drive all
the time.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That is awesome. I want to go fishing with you, guys.
Can I go fishing with you guys? Absolutely right?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I got her own private lake. I definitely want to
go fishing.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Now there you got some crappie in there, some large
mouth bass. What are you doing there? Crappy large mouth campfish?
We got them all? Oh, right on, Tony, hanging the line,
we'll get all your info. Thank you for listening, hang
on the line, and thank you for all the calls today.
You can send in any of your comments on the
text eight four four ninety five fifty. It's rock naety

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five to five. It's rock ninety five to five. Good
Thursday morning, gonna be eighty five and sunny today, beautiful
Angie Taylor's show. By the way, Maris and I, if
you guys are out and about doing whatever tonight, you're
gonna watch some football footballs back. Maris and I are
going to be at the DraftKings Bar at Wrigley watching

(22:13):
the game. Maris is taking me out on a date.
So if you would like to come hang out with
us and just watch a game, I mean, we'll be there.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
You're inviting other people to the date.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yes, because you're paying right. Yes, it's a gentleman. I
like that. So we'll be there seven to nine, you know,
watching the game football. Baby. Do you ever wonder how
your sex life stacks up to everyone else's? In honor
of World Sexual Health Day, which was yesterday, a new
study is giving us a peek into the sex lives

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of people around the world. It turns out gen Z
is having less sex, fewer partners, and fewer relationships than
older generations, which is interesting because you'd think they be
the ones like just banging it out right now.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Sounds like a quality over quantity kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Participants in this study ranged from eighteen years old to
seventy five years old. Asked about their sexual and relationship
attitudes and behaviors. The study revealed both gen X that's
me and millennials that's you, guys, yeah, are having the
most sex five times a month on average.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Damn right.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
That might not sound like a lot, because five times
a month, yeah, oh my gosh, it might not sound
like a month. But if you're single, that's a lot.
That's maybe. Like if you're married, that's not a lot.
And people always used to give me crap like, oh,
you're married, I guess you're not having sex anymore. I'm like,
I have sex every week every day sometimes, you know,
like I have sex a few times a week. How

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much single sex are you having? You know what I mean?
Because you're not with a partner, that it's like is
not readily available.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Right, being the not married one around, I feel like
that's a big stigma that sits around.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
But I feel like that's an active choice.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Between you and your partner, right, Like you guys, you
don't have to set a schedule for it, but it's
just like, hey.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
You do it when you do it, right, you know,
Like again, that's a schedule every day every day, newly
married at two fifteen p every day every day. Well, yeah,
you're second, you're newly married, so you're very busy right now.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Probably over here.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
You might think that the youngest people would be getting
the most action, but U gen zers are tied with
baby boomers. They have sex and average of three times
a month.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Damn gen Z.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So you're like in your twenties, right.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
What are they doing?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Are they just sitting on their phones? Is the is
like entertainment distracting from this or something?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Now?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Are they awkward? Can they not have like make the
you know, the deal, so to speak?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I mean, I think the way that people meet people
is very different from when we were coming up. You know,
we were meeting people in restaurants, bars, like like normal people,
like normal people face to face, and now it's like
everything's online.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I think gen Z might be working more. That's like
trying to to get to that point.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Really, they're working more.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I'm trying to give them. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I was as a bossom. Some gen Zers, I can say,
WHOA are the mental health day? I have a dentist appointment?
Can I not? Can I only work three days a week?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's not funny, But the scenario you're putting in front
of me right now as funny as.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yes, side joke.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yes, more of gen Z participants are single than other generations.
Half of them report being single, compared to a fifth
of millennials. Maybe that's why they also seem to be
a little bit more adventurous in bed, though, fifty of
them reporting to have discovered a new kink since joining
this whatever dating site. So you're discovering well, of course

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you're going to discover new kinks when you're young, when
you're older, Like I'm out, I'm trying to try new things.
What's the news thing? Because I feel like I've done
all the kings? Like what else is there?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Tired of it?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
There's only so many things. Rubber chicken up my ass.
They're gen Z's almost twice as likely to fantasize about
monogamy than older generations. They fantasize about monogamy.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Interesting, like the untouchable thing now because you can do everything.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well, yes, because older adults have had more practice with
monogamy and jen Z has not. You know, it's like
a one off. It's like Tinder dates and all that.
So yeah, very interesting. But hey, you know, happy for
you that you're newly married, Mike, are you getting it in?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
And then Maris happy for you that you're about to
go on vacation. And Tarna Hell yeah, everybody, watch out,
everybody in Tanzania, watch out in Zanzibar. You're staying in Zanzibar.
Everybody's watch out in zanzy Bar. Zanz Bar's gonna be
on fire. All right, thank you so much for listening
Rock ninety five to five. Everything will be all right
because you're here with the best rock in ninety five

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to five. Anchie Taylor's good morning, Rody's it's football time,
baby waiting so long, there's a nip in the air.
Get the crock pods out of bitches.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
There's a reason that those Super Bowl ads go for
millions of dollars because even today, the best way to
sell a product is with a widely seen TV commercial
with catchphrases being ad executives are so good at what
they do. The great ads stick with us even for
decades after we first saw them, right, uh eights and

(27:33):
cars for kids. Yeah, there's some of the catchphrases from
old school commercials that everybody still remembers. Let me take
you back.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Be like Mike. Yes, be like Mike. The Gatorade commercial
came out at the perfect time, less than two months
after Michael Jordan won the first NBA championship that he
had and everybody wanted to be like Mike, Like Mike.
If that could be like.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Like you are taking me back?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yes, how about just do it? Oh? Yeah, you know
what that is as Nike nailed the greatest advertising slogan
ever with that one that rolled out in the late eighties.
Do you remember this one, bud whise Er, the Froggs, Yes,
the Budweiser Frogs. It was one of the most famous
Super Bowl ads of all time. All Right, I'm gonna

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do this, and you tell me if you know what
I'm doing. One up to who the.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Suckers? How many licks Melix does it take to get
to the center of a t pop.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yes, how many licks? That commercial? Believe it or Not
came out in nineteen sixty nine and played for like
thirty years. I think it still plays. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
They kind of give it like a throwback sometimes.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, sometimes Real Men of Genius.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Oh yeah, real Men of gene it's really bad.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Tupey where mister pro wrestling wardrobe designer one of the
best light Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
It was a good one.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Do you remember this one? He likes it? Hey, Mikey,
that's a life Cereal ad that featured that little boy
Mikey who is hard to please, but he actually liked
the cereal. It was hard to please. Where's the beef? Hello?
Back in the eighties when he's came up with that catchphrase,
that little old lady, where's the beef? How about this
one to all beef patty special sauce, sleddiced cheese, pickles on.

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He's on assessame seed but big Mac, big Man McDonald's.
It's the og jingle naming all the ingredients of a
big Mac. So I'm mentioning this because a lot of
these are Super Bowl ads and I'm just really excited
that football's back.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Man, and you don't know. This is a great time
of year right now.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, it's gonna be great to see the Bears in
the Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I am so excited. But the time, please don't say
that anymore because I don't need a jink no jinxing anything.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I was watching Hard Knocks last night. I'm in love
with this team.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I love this team. Wow. I just hope everybody is did.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
That Heart Knocks episode come with crack cocaine as well?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I just you know, I love it. I'm very excited
about it as well. I just don't want to like
overdo it. You know, I don't know what I mean
managing expectations. Manage your expectations.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's the Bear season is going to be here.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That is what the Bear season is. This Cub season,
the Bulls season, the White Sox, the Black We know
where they won last night eight to one.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Damn, how about that.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
It's a good wedding whistle lost record right now, it's
like one hundred and nine, I think.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Wow. I don't know if we're in the one tens yet,
But all right, thank you for listening. It is time
to get your text in right now. Anything you want
to talk about, what do you want to talk about
You want to ask us a question, You want to
comment on anything we've been talking about. You want to
shout somebody out? Do it right now? Eight four four
nine five five ninety five fifty text does and we'll
read your texts next.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Let's take some calls when the request line.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, number one roads. Thank you for all the text
today and every day. Eight four four fifty. We always
want to know what's up with you, what you're thinking,
what's going on. Mccrufan said, Maris, have a blast on
your trip. That is going to be epic.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yes, it's going to be amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I wish weep would stop talking about you leaving for
two weeks.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
You're not even going to know some com are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
One, yeah, dude, two weeks.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You can't do that to us, I know, says some bass.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I'll send you a picture of me drinking out of
some amazing fruit or something.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Will you bring me back at jiafe that's illegal. Oh
then don't do that to actually no, I will.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So that can stay in Zanzabar, Tanzania.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
In jail, it's your erational support.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Jail is Chicago jail.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
When you drop the soap it smells tropical. Hey, Angie,
are you coming out of retirement for the song battle
next week as Maris will be on vacation. Never even
thought about that. Yeah, we'll have to wipe the sleigh
clean and just do a special edition of Antie versus Mike.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Okay, I'm gonna have to study up.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Uh, you've been doing great, don't worry about it. Six
to roe Oero, Hope you all are doing well. I'm
horny as f and late to my anatomy class. Send
prayers and green lights.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh, sounds like you need it to be late for
your anatomy class.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Sounds like you need to get to know your anatomy
before you go to a class. We're talking about things
that you have to do as an adult that suck.
Poor Mike had to get his Mouthlake just jacked up
yesterday at the dentist. Sixth ro Oh, morning, Angie and Maris.
When you get older, getting your physical every year is
becoming unnecessary almost. I know it has to be done though,
but it still sucks. Yes, it does. Finding out how

(32:53):
much higher my cholesterol is from year to.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Year bad news, yep.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Finding out my liver enzymes are off is not fun. Yeah,
seven and eight. The worst thing I have to do
as an adult is schedule my colonoscopy, Yes, not fun
seven seven three. Dealing with the mother in law seven
seven three again, cutting my toenails.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Is up there really was obnoxious.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
It's not fun, he said.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I follow the jury Seinfeld schedule every three to fourteen weeks.
Whoa three to fourteen that's stick with three five o four.
Burying your parents, oh, one's rough. That would be awful.
That just getting older and like watching your family and
friends like go.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
When the roles start to reverse, Man, you and your parents,
it's not good.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Six o eight. It sucks as an adult. It sucks
as an adult to feel obligated to have a conversation
with my wife after we have sex.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
What sir, man?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
You?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Just because you want to roll over and ghostly, you
better get up and get that towel and make sure
it's not cold water on it. And it made me
a sandwich sandwich eight four seven allow of my favorite
people on the planet. I think one of the worst
things you have to do as an adult is go
through a divorce. I hope I never have to experience that,

(34:17):
but you know what, you.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Know what you found out that bank account.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yet I won't get divorce because if something happened where
we had to get a divorce, it would be his
fault and it would probably involve a woman, and so
I wouldn't get a divorce. You just would never see
him again.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Wow, Radio, I feel like an accomplished Why did you.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Record that is for date line?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You can't stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm sorry. We're talking about how gen Z isn't having sex.
Bob from Elmhurst gen Z porn, an Astrobot crew fan, said,
what the f gen Z from Airy Code nine to
five to two, which I know is Minneapolis. Here's something
new for you to try in the bedroom. Tracy's dog.
You may not need your husband anymore. You're welcome. That's

(35:08):
from Renee, who was one of my mother's coworkers.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
That's not awkward.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Also gave me my first beer when I was like fourteen. Renee,
I had googled Tracy's dog. It's all like a it's
a sex toy website kind of yes, yes, and I
say I bookmark that. Thank you, Renee, still hooking me
up all these years later. I love you. Girl. Thank
you for listening.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Roadies.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'm gonna tell you what's up for your day. Next
Rock ninety five to five, ninety five minutes of commercial
free rock. It just kicked off on Rock ninety five
to five. Good morning, Roadies, how you doing. It's the
Angie Taylor Show. What's the weirdest food You've ever eaten?
Maybe like some alligator? You got some gaytor you ever
had gayor yeah ga bytes.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, yeah, I agree, little gamy.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
You have some sneak here you snaky snakes, sneaky snether.
Something even crazier. NFL season is here, and they put
together a list of the new wildest food that you
can order at some NFL stadiums. There's five of them.
One of them is a soldier field item. Okay. The

(36:18):
first one is the pizza burger. That's a Dallas Cowboys thing.
It's a sixteen ounce Angus burger. But the bun is
two pepperoni pizzas.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Oh my gosh, a lot of thought put in there.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's like little pepperoni pizzas with the Angus burger in
the middle. Would you do it?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okays. Afterwards you're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
On the turley.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Another one, the cotton candy burrito. The Arizona Cardinals Stadium
has this. It's ice cream, fruity pebbles, Skittles, Eminem's and
gummy Bears wrapped in cotton candy. That sounds like guard too.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Much and Michael, you just went to the Dennis. I
don't want to deal with you.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Then we have canoli nachos. The Eagle Stadium has this
chocolate ricotta, strawberries, pistachio dust and carmel.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I would try that.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yes, who's take it easy on the sugar goodness.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Then we have the tailgate burger. The Raven Stadium has this,
a soft pretzel roll, bacon, cheeseburger, killbasa crab dip onion
rings and two chicken wings.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
What let's go.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
That's all in one sandwich.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
It's a tailgate burger. Oh my god. And then here
at Soldier Field, new on the menu this year if
you go to a Bears game, the Odunze dog that
is named after of course, Rome Odnz. I'm saying it right, Dunn.
See I always screwed up Roma Dune day. This this

(38:02):
sounds good. It's a jalapeno cheddar dog with Italian beef,
peppers and onions, cheddar cheese and secret sauce. Anything with
jlopenos on it, I'm eating it.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
That's it. That's all you need.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
That's it you could. I would toss a Sally with
Halopenos on it. She's gonna I meant that.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Hold on, give me the ingredients on the dog.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Kids, it's a jalapeno cheddar dog. Okay, hallopeno cheddar again,
hallopeeno cheddardog with Italian beef, peppers and onions, cheddar cheese
and a secret sauce.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
The Italian beef with the hot dogs, or it's not
just a hot dog? That cheddar Dog's got me intrigued?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hi, Yeah, come on, I love it. The person that
wrote this article was like, don't they just still sell
nachos with the stale chips and scolding hot cheese. These
are weird, Like, no, dude, and it's upgrade.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
That hot doog is gonna be perfect on one of
those cold winter games, as Soldier field.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Is gonna warm you with.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Should come with some heartburn medicine, but whatever. Speaking of football,
we are about to do Request Wars. Today's theme songs
that sound like football. We're very excited around here, can
you tell?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yes? We are?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
All right? That is next Request Wars. Get ready to
vote Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
It's now time for Request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are
you sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we
should do that.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Repair your best smack talk because this is gonna get
real in about a second.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
On the Angie Taylor.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Show, Request it is time for a battle the wars
on all right today? In Request Wars, this is where
we have a theme every day and Maris and Mike
both pick a song based on that theme. Then you
roadies vote on which song you want to hear in
the radio. Whoever wins, we play the song mayem. That's

(40:17):
how it goes, all right. Today's theme songs that sound
like football season. Oh yeah, it sounds like football, you know,
like the kickoff songs and the you know the songs.
You're in the stadium and it just sounds like football.
All right. Mike are two time champion today, so Maris,
that means you are up first. What you got?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I'm going with a great favorite, the White Stripes seven
Nation Army.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yes, such a kickoff song. White stride seven Nation Army.
If that is your pick, text letter S for sabbin

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to eight four four five ninety five fifty. Okay, Mike,
what you got today?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I'm gonna go with food Fighters my Hero.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh goes my Favo Williams.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Is it bad?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I'm picturing like Friday Night Lights, part City Blues right.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Now, sounds like coming on the stage, sounds like football.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Everybody running out on the field.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I see it, I feel it all right. If you
want Mike's pick today, that is food Fighters my Hero.
Text letter M for my puber m to eight four
four ninety five fifty again that is S for seven
Nation Army or M for my Hero.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Get them mbaby.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Because it's time.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Oh you're running for some football.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Rocket.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It's rocking ninety five five and five minutes summercial free
bangin through those speakers.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
You gotta pop your chest like that.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Are you guys ready for some football?

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
So ready?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Are you're ready for some football? Yes, it's back tonight football.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
By the way, Maris and I are going to be
hanging out. Maris is taking me out on.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
A date, you guys, A football day and a proper
football day, A football day, he's taking me out to
the DraftKings Sports Book, which is right outside Wrigley Field
there right at Wrigley And we're gonna be watching the
game tonight, you know.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Jame, I figured you'd want to gamble while we watch.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Of course, who doesn't want to use our code rock
nine five to five. Anyway, we'll be there. If you
guys are you know, in the area, come say hi,
hang out with us. All right? So today, because of football,
the theme for request was songs that sound like football.
You know, you get in the stadium and a kickoff
song and all the songs in the background, it just

(42:55):
feels like football. Today's champion is Michael, two time champion.
So Marris's pick today is white stripes seven Nation Army.

(43:16):
All right, if that is your pick, white stripes seven
Nation Army, you're gonna text the letter S to eight
four four ninety fifty s for seven. Okay. Michael, our
two time champion, his pick today is Foo fighters my hero.

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A lot of.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Bears running out on the field.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yes, Taylor Williams goes deep seventy yards touchdown.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I like how sounds of that.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I don't want to ruin it, I almost yelled interception.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
This jinx ray here, who needs that?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Mara, Michael got your tongue. Michael had the bigger jinks
thanks earlier today, I.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Will not take any of this bears call. It is
bad jujui.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
In football season, I'm full villain mode the entire time.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
You guys are, You're both heels. Okay, if you would
like Mike's pig today, Foo fighters my Hero, text letter
M from my hero to eight four four ninety five
fifty again, text s for seven Nation Army or M
for my hero. Get him in rock ninety five to five. Yes,

(44:41):
it's rocking ninety five to five. You know we're banging
out ninety five minutes commercial free. We do it every
day because we got it like that. Good morning, thank
you for listening. It is time to find out who won.
Today's request was The theme was songs that sound like football,
they feel like football, because football's bag.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Baby, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Let's go so excited all right? Today, Maris, you had
the white stripe Seven Nation Army. Mike, our two time champion,
had Foo fighters my hero. I do have a winner.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
It was close.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
N that's three three in a row, the most you've
ever gotten.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Let's go send Maris off on his vacation, right, Oh,
challenge acceptance shots fire, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Maris knows my secret tricks. He might pull it out
on the line.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I will see. I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
D We'll see he should. I like a good fight,
you know what I'm saying. Yes, it's football time. Rock
ninety five five. Let's go bare belly dreamy. It's Rock
ninety five to five. Good morning. How you doing, Angie

(45:58):
Taylor show? We love you for being here. Let's go
to the head of all the roadies. The secretary of
the show is Jay the Gay. Good morning to you,
my darling, ding Guns.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Now listen, since Maris is going to be let loose
and become a sexual menace in Zanzibar once the weekend.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Hits, he's kind of fitting that. We explored some sex
stats this morning.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Okay, yes, Now we came to find out that, unlike Angie,
gen Z isn't really into banging.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, they're not weird.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Well, I mean, Angie, you know you're.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Single handedly keeping Dildo and Porium in business with your
frequent trip to it.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
And Sisters Star Liquor Barn.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Yes, since you've been around since the League of Nations
has created I don't think you fit into a generation
category aside from fossil.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Fossil's got to eat too, okay, And as for.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Mike, we discovered that congratulate order as these soon to
be fathered.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Within a year.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Apparently squares by the fool work for me so far.
You know what, though, is that really your only method
of contraception? The pull out? And you don't want to
have kids? You do?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
You just gotta clear you gotta make this. You gotta
clear the boundary before do you?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Listen, we gotta get that done.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
We're gonna get a baby ready baby shower. How do
y'all don't know how to use your dicks? And I
don't like what is going on?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
It's one little drippy drop and there's eight billion little
swimmers in there, and then you what's gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
He swears, I swear by it. You.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I swear you're gonna be a daddy by twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Let's start getting a little roady gear ready, Yes.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Baby roady, a little pull out roady.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
W this middle name?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Will yes please name your baby pull up or pull.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Out veiled pull out.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, oh, I'm so scared for you when you don't
want kids and that's your reliable method.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I'm not using condom. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Well, Divine have her.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Go on to.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I was on an IUD for like fIF fifteen years.
It's the greatest. You don't have to worry about birth
control pills and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
It's like, just do the pullout method. You wuldn't even
need to that.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I have a twenty year old via the pullout.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Okay, so I'm assuming there's a whole generation of failed pullouts.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
If you're a pullout kid, stand up?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Are they the ones not having sex? Now?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
No, they're the ones doing it better and using contraception
like text us. If you're a pullout kid and you
know it all right, wow, yeah, well you're an oopsie,
but it's a happy oopsie. That's right. What else?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
All right? Jay?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
No, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Also this morning, listen, that's just so upsetting in me.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
All that conversation just outs just insane.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
And now we have the kind of baby shower and whatever. Anyway,
Also this morning we explored what sucks when you become
an adult, like you know, having a kid from the
flawed method.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I know you're all gonna assume that there will be
jokes about going down to the wine cellar and finding
it emptier being told that rehab is mandatory and not
an optioner. Those divorce papers weren't an April Fool's joke.
But Angie's actual worst spear is doing her taxes or
putting away the laundry.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
It is scary.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I mean to be honest, I don't do the tax
that It was like, meet Chas and do that laundry?
Do you do exactly?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Mas?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I play Mareus is not fond of doctor's appointments, but
luckily for him, he has enough time to go because
he has twenty eight jobs.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
And as for Mike, well, he thought getting drilled by
his dentist was bad. He remembered the DMV exists and
next to Florida that is in the morning. For what
the hell would be like if it was actually real.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You think going to the dentis sucks, wait till you
get that positive pregnancy test and you don't want Please, I'm.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Just speaking of jinks. How dare you got.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
On?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
You?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
There are maths. I'm just like, I'm just as a
big sister, just warning you. You have a very young,
beautiful wife now who's probably very fertile in this moment.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
So I'm just saying, start planning as soon as you're back.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Mike set himself up. All right?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Where can we find your thoughts every day?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
You can find my It's on Rocking ninety five five
c HI dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tab.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Where should we register for gifts for you? Like on
the Pearl jam merch site.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Perfect black Hawks black black Hawks site. That would be
a good one. Cool me some little black Hawks hoodies.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
For the thing.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
They make really cute little baby things.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
A little headset so we could take it to the game.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
You should name your son Hawk.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
That would be kicking, kind of a bad honk Mason, Mason.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
If she spent on that thing, you would have a problem.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
All right, It's time for the ten o'clock toast on
the Angie Taylor Show.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Angie's drinking at ten am.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Join her in a toast, fellow show chuck it. Today's
toast goes out to the pull out method. I'm kidding.
There's a lot of you know, we're getting a lot
of texts from pull out kids. All right, today's clock
Coast goes out to sports football. Hell yeah, Happy football Day, bitches,
NFL kick off Ravens and Chiefs. Tonight, Marris and I

(51:50):
will be hanging out at the DraftKings sports book at yes,
over there field, but it's sports time, So shout out
to football, but also shout out to one of the
best Chicago sports days that we've had in a very
long time. That happened yesterday because the Socks one showed

(52:12):
up vision no hitter for the Cubs.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Combined no hitter, but we'll count.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
That's fine. Did they pull him at the set eighth?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
You don't want to?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Could you pull him out?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
And look how it works out. I feel like you
pull him out to bring in the closer afferent thing.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Couldn't even let him have a whole damn hitter.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Anyway, I have to keep the no hitter intact. I'd
rather have a combined than a one hit.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh look at you. I like a one hitter better
if it's a double dog or there. All right, so god,
so happy football day, everybody. I'm very excited. Make sure
you get on your Draft Kings app and start betting
and use our code Rock nine. Five to five. Okay,
that's just a little plug.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I just want to point out we got Thursday football,
Friday football, Saturday football with Clay Football, Sunday Bears, Tabernacle Lions, Yes, and.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Then Monday night. Five days of football. Yeah, so I'm sorry?
Was I pretty sure? I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I just.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I'm excited about five days of football?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
God, who are you gonna do? You're gonna be in
like Tanzania? How are you going to watch football.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
On the plane. I'm gonna be watching all afternoon and
Sunday night football, not missing that Lions game.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Do you want to change your mind and just stay
and not go on this trip? Say?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Somebody like to politely answer Angie, so I don't hurt
her feelings?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
No, thank you?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Would you like to pull out of this trip?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Michael?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Michael's anti last. Don't you pull out anything? Hey, I'm
staying in this one, raw dogged baby. All right, thank
you so much for listening today and every day. Coming
up next is Walt. We love Walt do He's so cute.

(54:20):
Win Walt him a little snack? Yeah, size yoky, I'm
thinking about bite sized cars.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
There it went, there went.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Don't you talk to me with your.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
What is that? It is a marble versus capom.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
She shout, like eight people on. There's more on the back.
On the back.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
You got, you got venom, you got the rock. The
rock of truth is a rock. You see like you're
you're attempting something but failing.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Is that Yoda on your shoulder? No?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Stop it, Yoda?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
It's a baby Yoda.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
That is Hulk.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
How are you confusing Hulk with baby Yoda? Right now?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
They're all sure they're related. They're all green.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
No, they're not related.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Oh god? Oh wait? Is that who is that evil
the Purple lady from the Disney movies.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
No, that's not Malficent.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Oh whatever.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Just because they're green, it doesn't mean they're all the same. Angie.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Thank you, Michael.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Wow, this man just walked out of the mountains and
is trying to teach me about diversity. Okay, thank you. Yes,
Walter is up next. He is a Wookie and that
is cool. We love you, Thank you, Roddyes, we love you.
We'll talk to you tomorrow. I guess Rock ninety