Angi Gave Birth to A New Show Member - ATS - 8.9.24

Well, today has been an absolutely insane time and I don't even know where to start to construct and discuss this Chainsaw Friday craziness so let's look at tonight's Cork & Kerry tour stop and Angi giving birth to a new show member. First things first, Cork & Kerry tonight, there will be two pairs of Metallica tickets and a chainsaw. That's right, someone in legal decided it would be okay to let these two dingdongs wander drunkenly around the bar with a chainsaw. Here's the thing though, this was meant to be a prop chainsaw to celebrate Chainsaw Friday but that was not enough for Angi. No, she put her foot down as the host of this trainwreck show and wanted to give away the chainsaw. It was meant to be given away at the next tour stop but because she runs the asylum, she is going to buy another one and give the one they are bringing with them tonight away. So if you see someone wandering around The Loop with a chainsaw tonight, congratulate our winner and pray they aren't a serial killer. Speaking of people we hope aren't killers, also at Cork & Kerry tonight will be the newest member of the Angi Taylor Show. See, when the ratings are incredible like ours are, the big bosses allow for the morning zoo to expand a little by opening purse strings that are normally tighter than Marris' ass. Gone are the days of a pizza party for ratings, we are getting a third chair in the studio. His name is Michael Mason, he just moved to Chicago this week from Denver and he is a Cubs fan, which means Angi is alone on epic loser White Sox island. While the roadies will get a chance to meet Michael (and his wife) at Cork & Kerry tonight, he officially begins the show on Monday. The "8 foot tall, tatted up social media sweetheart," deserves an absolutely amazing Chicago Welcome (which is a little different than a San Diego Thank You.) Since he is new to town and we on this show are notorious pranksters (see: a-hole's,) we're going to have a little fun next week with a round of wrong answers only places in Chicago Michael needs to go visit. That's right, barely stepping foot in the studio and Angi is already looking for ways to make this guy regret being here. Either way, if you're going out tonight go say hi to our new boy or if you're going to be busy doing one of the 800 things there are to do this weekend in the city, tune in on Monday morning to meet him properly.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, this book morning.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
How yeah, it's Chainsaw Friday. Don't call you. I think
the chainsaw free Chainsaw Friday. Yes, chainsaws all day today,
and we have one for you this morning. I'll tell
you want to call for the chainsaw. It's Chainsaw Friday.
It's Metallica Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Long year, two long years, been waiting forever. Oh my god, finally,
finally it's here. Good morning, roadies, how you doing? Good morning, Maress,
good morning, little good morning Angie.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Got your little cup shirt on?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's also Crosstown Classic Weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's Crosstown Classic Day.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Water shows happening this week Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Serd Fest is this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes, the Chief APPI the Killa, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh my god, I'm hungry now.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Right, Good morning, It's the Angie Taylor Show. How you doing?
Happy Friday babies Today on the show, we have Metallica tickets, Yes,
your very last pair on the air to win Metallica
for the Sunday show. Pair of Metallica tickets, and we're
gonna give away a grand prize two pair or two shows.

(01:24):
I should say Friday and Sunday Show tonight's show and
Sunday show. So be here for Don't Kill Angie. I'm
eight to fifteen ish Creed at Credit Union Ampitheater. We
got tickets for that. Minnesota Barb is here. You can
text us anytime, call us anytime. Eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty and today be t fall seventy five

(01:44):
and Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh my god, it's a perfect day for baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, it's a perfect day for everything. Be outside, whatever
you do. We outside today. Yes, we are on a patio.
We are at the game. We are at the show.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, and we are at Corking Cares and.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
We are at cork and Carry from four to six
today Cork and Carry at the park, Socks Park. Okay,
come through if you're going to the game tonight, even
if you're not going to the game. Come through. Is
a Friday and it's happy hour, so four to six
will be there. And then we have a pair of
tickets for Metallica at Corking Carry as well.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, update what We're gonna have two pair of tickets?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
What yeah, two pair of tickets to Metallica.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm giving up my pair? What yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Your own personal pair? Win Maris's tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yes, oh my god. And he has a really nice
pair of tickets because they had accommodate for that, donk,
you know, so they gave him special seats. He got
the special seats, all right. First thing we do, and
you want it on a Friday, Let's kick you in
the crotch.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
It's the five am kicking the crutch on the Angie
Taylor Show Rock.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh my god. What last night? Sitting at home and
I'm pouting. I'm pouting because I don't have tickets to
tonight's Metella the show, you know, and I want to
see Pantera and all that, And I'm like, come man,
all of a sudden, my phone rings. It's the people
at Black and Whiskey. Oh, Angie, do you want to

(03:12):
go to Metallica on the platform? What what tonight?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'll be there.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm shout out to Black End. But tala ride the
Lightning bitch, let's go. Oh my god. I can't wait Metallica.
I just so happened to have my Ride the Lightning
shirt on today. Oh yeah, did you do that on purpose?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
You been?

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Can I wait for Metallica tonight? I can't wait to
see you there. If you see me, give me a
high five and give me a beer.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right, yes, please, all right, thank you so much
for listening. We're gonna tell you what happened on this day.
Are look back in history? Is next rock Naughty five
to five The Pumpkins Rock and Naughty five five. Good morning,
Happy Freddy. All right, let's tell you what happened on
this day. Today is August ninth, twenty twenty four. On

(04:09):
this day, August ninth, nineteen sixty seven, Dion Sanders was born.
He's fifty seven today, coach Prime. Happy birthday, Love Dion,
head coach at the Colorado Buffalo's amazing athlete, still the
only man to have ever played in a World Series
and a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's impressive in its own right.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
God, I love Dion.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I love the flashy athletes the most. I love it,
Dion Sanders. I love Ocho Sinko. I love a too.
I love the ones that are just flashy and own.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It about that business and can stand on us.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes, standing on the business.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah. On this day.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
In nineteen ninety one, Rick James pled innocent to charges
that he imprisoned, tortured, and sexually assaulted a woman in
his California home, including burning her with a crackpipe. He
was convicted anyway, and served two years of this five
year prison sent reg that's a sentence right there.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wow, Yeah, I mean burning her with a crackpipe. I
remember that. I totally remember when that went down. But
rest in peace, Rick James. On this day in nineteen
ninety five, Grateful Dad leed stoner Jerry Garcia died of
a heart attack while undergoing drug rehab in San Francisco.
He was only fifty three, which I did not know.

(05:24):
For some reason thought he was older. I think it's
because he had that like old man Beard Teddy Bear
looking Santa Claus thing going on.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Absolutely yeah, And today's Florida man Naked Florida man threw
a machete at another man and demanded his clothes before
running away and approaching several vehicles at a gas station.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Naked Florida man, machete. That's all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's such a big sentence right there.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I mean that is such branding, right, Florida machete, naked
alligator drunk, that's about it. Mess so much whatever, So
I have it. On the day Rock ninety five to
five rock ninety five five per front day. We made
it to the wake und Hello, it's gonna beautiful today

(06:10):
seventy five and sunny, perfect day, Perfect day. Thank you
so much for listening, Roadies. Are you watching the Olympics?
Did you watch last night or yesterday? I should say
the team USA basketball versus Serbia?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I missed it.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh what a game? Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Serbia was crushing until about the fourth quarter, and then
all of a sudden, the NBA showed up. They just
literally like it was back to back. Lebron with a
slam dunk and then Steph Curry with a slam dunk,
and you could see the blood drain from the Serbian team,
like what the hell just happened?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Didn't have enough energy to keep up.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Like they were stunned. It was an amazing game.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
But even though pollution made it illegal to swim in
the Sene River in France for more than a century,
France was determined to hold many of its events there.
How's that working out for them?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I heard a lot of people got sick.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hungarian swimmer, but Tina Fabian said it was really hard
because we couldn't really focus on the race. We had
to care about the water quality and what's going to
happen afterwards. We had to focus on not swallowing water
and being safe in the race. I saw some brown things.
I hope it's not what I thought it was. It's
what you thought it was. They're saying that some of

(07:23):
the Olympians are actually drinking coca cola after swimming the
sun because it could supposedly help ward off e coli.
What well, it's the same reason they used coca cola
to clean car batteries. Oh true, acid for your stomach.
Oh my kill everything. But that's disgusting.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
My country would have hated me, but I would have
been like, no, no, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna tell you what's
up for your day. All the news and info that
you need is coming up in minutes Rock ninety five
to five. It's Rock ninety five five Angie Taylor Show,
Happy for seventy five and sunny today. What a way
to kick off the weekend. Thank you for listening. Hey,
let me tell you what's up for your day.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Here's what's up.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well, we are in the home stretch of the Olympics.
Team USA ended Day thirteen still hanging on to the
gold medal lead, but only by a thread. We snagged
three more goals yesterday, all in track and field. Holler
also scored three silvers and two bronze medals in track
and field bronze and men's sport climbing as well, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Sport climbing gold mountain climbing.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know. And the men's basketball team came back
from seventeen down to beat Serbia ninety five to ninety
one in the semi final. Oh damn, it was probably
one of the most amazing things I've ever watched on
the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
That game yesterday, it was so damn good.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
They'll go for their fifth gold medal in a row,
and they play France tomorrow in the gold medal game.
So teams golds China twenty nine. Let's go you are
say man, I love I Love America. White Sox fans
Holler petro Garfall has paid the price for the Chicago

(09:15):
White Sox historic twenty one game losing streak. Grifall has
been fired as manager of the White Sox because the
team is just dragging their ass through the twenty twenty
four season, which is just epic, amazing, historic. Yeah, it's
going great, and not in a good way. Former All
Star outfielder Grady Sizemore has been brought on as the

(09:38):
interim replacement, so they're saying that we probably won't know
who the permanent manager is going to be for a while,
but take your time, take your time, do it right
this time, plice.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Ozzie game, where are you at?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
He's commenting on the socks every night. I don't think
we'll deal with him.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, he's been off commentary for the the last couple
of days.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh well, I wonder do you.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Know what Ozsie? Please? Please speak, Please.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Baby Jesus make Ozzie come back.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Please deal's meal? Okay.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
A woman died yesterday at O'Hare.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Did you hear about this?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I didn't. I didn't even see anything on it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
This woman died yesterday at O'Hair after getting caught in
the baggage carousel. What Yeah. This fifty seven year old
woman was seen on surveillance footage entering into an unauthorized
area at like two point thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Five hours later at seven forty five.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Emergency responders found the woman entangled in the conveyor belt
system used to move the baggage. What the hell happened?
She was reportedly pinned in the machinery. Ooh, and was
pronounced dead at the scene. You can't go up on
a baggage carousel.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh, but I don't like she was somewhere. She wasn't supposed
to be.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Two thirty in the morning at the airport.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I mean, I know there's flights coming in at that time,
but like.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Man, Chicago Police Department currently investigating in the area as
a crime scene.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oo.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yikes. Don't you jump on the baggage, you guys, you'd
be safe. Now, that's what's up for your day. Thanks
for rocking with us today. All Rock ninety five five
sixty nine Brother, Yeah, Rock ninety five. Happy Friday, Auntie
Taylor Show. I'm on my way out real quick because
Minnesota barber is here. She's got your hot dish.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Ooh, it's that time again.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yes, and I don't feel like being harassed this early
in the morning, so I'll leave.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
She's next Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Angie Taylor used to work in a bait shop in Minnesota.
Now our former boss is demanding on airtime. Here's the
hot dish with Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Bar We can give me fuel, get me fire, give
me that much. I desire your boat.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
What now? CD?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Is that it's the Metallica now CD.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I am very impressed. You knew Metallica is in town.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Happy Metallica day, Metallica day, Barb.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
How you doing?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I'm doing great.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I like those glasses.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh oh yeah, you haven't seen me with these yet,
have you?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Very studious and sexy?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Thank you, bar Hey.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I got some hot dish for your roadies.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
All right? What you got?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
The ask Men's section on the Reddit ask all you dudes,
what are the things that girls do that make you
lose interest?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Lots of responses, things that give you guys the ick, okay,
including playing hard to get.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well, maybe she just doesn't like you being too concerned
about their social media presence. Yeah, that's a big egg
when women take zero initiative.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Also a big egg when.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You're talking to them and they reply, oh my god,
that's so funny while they're occupied with their phones, not
even laughing or anything.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Hate that demanding princess treatment. Ooh, but don't reciprocate.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
You got to earn.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
And yes, reciprocation is key gaslighting to think you're wrong
in every conversation when they talk about their past lovers.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I don't want to do that. And finally, one guy
said he lost interest on the first date when he
tried to put it in and he fell into the
dirty cave hole. It's Taylor's trash Cooder.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I feel like that was an isolated interest in.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
That was from a man named Jason the strait.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's terrible, Barb. Why are you like this?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You're so proud of you because it's fun. You have
a great weekend. Maris you too, You have a great weekend.
Roadies rock out with your Cockout Minnesota, barm is Out.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Part still in Temple Pilot.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Good the morning. It's for frid Day. Woo, you're gonna
be beautiful today, seventy.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Five in sunny.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's Friday, it's Metallica Day, it is Crosstown Classic Day.
And tonight it's weird to say tonight from four to
six pm, But tonight four to six pm. Yes, you
gotta come hang out with us because it's Friday and
we're drinking four to six pm Cork and Carry at
the park Socks Park because Crosstown Classic. Maris and I

(14:27):
will be there. We want to hang out with you.
We want to have a drink with you. Cheers, binging up,
come through, hang out with us before you go to
the game, or even if you're not going to the game.
You know it's Friday happy hour time. Let's go. So
come hang out with us. And we have the very
last pair of Metallica tickets ever.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Oh my gosh, I can't wait to a pair. You said, yes,
it's two pair.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Because Maris is giving his own personal pair of give.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Him my pair up, have happy smiles.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, yes, you got to come to Cork and Carry.
Come hang out with us. We will be there. We
can't wait to hang out with you. And it's also
Chainsaw from you know what to do Roadies, get you
a chainsaw eight four four ninety five fifty call now.

(15:17):
Oh my god, Motelica, I cannot wait. Oh Metallica and
Town tonight. I will be there. I'm gonna do cocaine.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh buddy, no, I'm.

Speaker 8 (15:27):
Not going to I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What are you over here trying to live in your
twenties again?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah? Why not? Fifty is a new twenty. Only a
fifty year old would say that. Let me talk to
you Teresa from Gray's Leg, Hi, toresa, good morning.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'm great, Teresa, You're even better because you got a
change saw man. Yes, thank you, Yes me rock, We
do rock. Thank you and you rock. Marissa used to
war just now. He's not ready to hit the dump button.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
I thought I heard something else she said rock. Okay,
she did not see it was a very emphatic.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yes, she's rocking out. Teresa, You're the best. Thank you
so much for listening. What are you up to this morning?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm just driving to work.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
What do you do for work?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm an accountant?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Ooh, numbers girl?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yes? What's the square word? Your pie fast?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Go square?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I don't know kidding. Teresa, you got a chainsaw. Be
careful with it and use it responsibly. Okay, I sure, Well,
thank you so much. I love you. Have a great weekend.
To hang on the line. We'll get you your chainsaw.
Thank you your concert. Thank you. I'm so excited. I'm
a okay, Teresa.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
No, I'm not hang on the light.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Maris. You just told me that we have a chainsaw
that we're bringing tonight to Cork and Carrie to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
They are trusting us.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
I'll go around with a chainsaw, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
So you're telling me we have two parents of Metallica
tickets and a chainsaw.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
Now, we're not giving the chainsaw away. This is our chainsaw.
Oh why are we bringing it to show off this
chainsaw Friday?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I know what?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
So we're just doing it for cloud Boo is right?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Can we give it away?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Can we give it away?

Speaker 8 (17:27):
I think we'll hold the next chainsaw for our next
Antie Taylor stop.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Is that a yes?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, We're giving it away at the next Antie Taylor tour.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
So that's a no.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Not tonight.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
I don't like boss man Marriss.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, sorry, commissioner of the league and the now tell me,
I can't why why can't we give it away?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
And it's today? Let's give it away today and I'll
buy a chainsaw for the next one.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Can we do that?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
You sure?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Let me. I gotta consult with the mind. Yeah, I'm
the boss.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
This is the Anti Taylor Show. I'm giving away a
chain saw today, and then the what okay, and then
the next one I will buy so nobody has to
worry about it. They don't have to come out of
pocket with their cheap asses around here. I'll buy it.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh my gosh, how.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Rude would that be to just walking around at Cork
and Carry today with a chainsaw and I don't get
to give it to anybody? What am I like? What
do I like? Freddy? Yes, walking around with a chain saw?
That was exactly No, no, no, no. We're giving it away.
We're giving away a chainsaw and two pairs of Metallica tickets. Okay,
my chainsaw, I'm giving it away. Mariss is giving away

(18:38):
his Metallica tickets. If you can give away yourself, I
can give away mine.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
We're just giving away prizes. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
The garage be there Cork and Carry at the Park
four to six before the Crosstown Classic Rock ninety five
to five. Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Very deep.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
That is deep, very deep, and it goes in well
to what I'm about to tell you all. Good morning
is Rock ninety five to five. It's the Angie Taylor Show. Hello,
how are you doing? So? I have a little announcement,
a big announcement. Actually, I have a big announcement. The
ratings for this show have been huge through the roof man.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
And we owe that all to you. Thank you, thank you, Roadies.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh my god, oh god, I wish I could give
you all a handy or a something for that today.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know, because the ratings are so big for this show,
this company of ours, it's a notoriously cheap company of ours,
decided to come out of pocket and invest some money
into the show. How about Oh look it up us
not just a pizza party anymore. Okay, So they're investing

(20:04):
in the show, which means we are adding a new member,
adding a new member to the Antie Taylor Show.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Wow, nobody's going anywhere, nobody is leaving.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We're just adding more people at the party. We have
a new morning show member to the show. He is
starting on Monday. His name is Michael Mason. So I
expect all of you amazing roadies to give him a
very huge roady welcome, make him feel here. Welcome. He's

(20:40):
not from here, he is from Denver. Very nice and
he just moved here this week and we're gonna have
some fun next week. And you guys are gonna tell
him places to go, but wrong answers only.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Hey, man, you gotta go lower Wacker down there.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
You want to scare him away that quick.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Absolutely, we're gonna Hey, if he's going to join the show,
he needs to learn how to be clowned. That's just
part of it. Yes, but he's great. You guys are
going to love him. He's like a social media digital dude.
And you know, just got married. He did, he just
got married. His wife's super hot. Yes, he's all tatted up.
He's like eight feet tall and very sweet and very funny.

(21:22):
And you guys are gonna love him.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Michael's amazing.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Michael's great.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
And he by the way, if you come to Cork
and Carry tonight to hang out with me and Maris
from four to six at the park Cork and Carry,
he will be there.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
More surprises at Cork and Carry.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yes, he's coming to Cork and Carry with his hot
wife and they're then going to the game. I will
say that he's also already claimed the Cubs.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Right, although it's a real bad split this year because
both teams are terrible.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm alone on an island on this show now. Because
now Maris is a Cubs fan, Michael is a Cubs fan.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
I think you'll have enough friends on the South Side
today You'll be okay.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Okay, good, all right. So yes, I just want to
let you know you're going to hear a new voice,
an additional voice on the show on Monday. It's going
to be great. The show is growing. Mama is pregnant, honey,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know you can still get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's rocked. Good morning, Angie Taylor Show. I don't know
why we got to the subject of our phones yesterday
and the meeting that we had. Oh, we had a
meeting with our bos.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
He was talking about how he's yes, he's switching sides
from iPhone to Samsung. Yes, And I was like, oh no,
not another one. Basic flip phones account for just two
percent of phone sales in America, but the demand is
growing for the old school flip phones again, and it

(22:44):
seems people are ditching their smartphones for the simpler gadgets
to escape constant notifications, constant social media overload. The trendsetters
here say it's all about getting back to basics and
enjoying life without the digital noise, which I can totally
understand that, yeah, it does. It is so overwhelming. Like

(23:05):
I was saying to my husband yesterday, this right hand
of mine either always has a glass of wine in
it or my phone, Like those two things are just
connected to me, right, and to not have that constant pressure,
you know, and that like we're so accessible to our
bosses and to everybody to be able to like get
us all the time. And then you got your eye

(23:27):
watch on and it's zipping you at your phone and.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's too much going on, all too much.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Did you have a flip phone?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Uh, way back in the way back. My first sprint
phone was a flip phone.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Did you have a razor?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Because a razor was It wasn't a razor. It was
one of those chunky walkie talkie guys.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh those Yeah, if they bring that razor out, I
might really yeah, I might do it. There was a
satisfaction that you got from slamming it shut, because it
you know, it was like slamming the phone. But now
it's like you're mad. You just think boop, you're a boop.
That doesn't sound very menacing, just.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I kind of tossed my phone into a safe spot
on the couch.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, but like then people don't know that You're like,
I know, it is not the same. It's not the
exclamation pointed Yeah, it's not. The flip phone will bring
it back. Open up your flip phone, open up your smartphone,
and hit me right now eight four four ninety five
fifty because I have tickets to Creed for you. You want
to go to c Creed. Yes, I have your tickets

(24:22):
to Creed. They're coming to Credit Union want Amphitheater Friday,
August sixteenth, Call right now, call her eleven. You're gonna
get these tickets. It's rock ninety five to five black
ninety five five. Let me talk to Dawn from Lackport
to Dawn. Good morning, Good morning girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
What you doing.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Having to work?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
What do you do for work? Down? I'm a nanny.
Oh are you the hot nanny? You're the hot nanny,
aren't you? You're the hot nanny that I worry about
leaving with my husband? You know?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, that's you turned quickly. Hey, don you got tickets
to Creed. Awesome? Thank you, thanks for making my weekend.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Oh you're so welcome. Do you have any plans this weekend?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Going out with friends tonight, going to the dispensary and Sunday.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yes, dispensary, Queen, I love this for you.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
We'll have fun out at the girls, have fun at
the dispensary, have fun with your edibles or your your smokies.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, my husband'sthead.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Your husband is a pothead.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, Pa, you don't.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Like that he's a pothead.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh I don't care, okay, cool man? All right, Well
you guys have fun at Creed. I mean, you know,
bring a little pot have a good time. I'm wi Yes,
hang on the lines, on, hang on the line. We're
gonna get you your tickets. Wow, she didn't sound happy
that he was a pothead.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I mean she's going to go get the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Why does he hego get his own pot anyway? I
have so many questions. Thank you for listening. Road is
it is? Rock ninety five to five? Rock ninety five
to five? Hello, good morning, Happy Friday, Yes seventy five
and sunny. Look how beautiful it is? Man? Windows down? Oh,
radio up? Thank you for listening. Auntie Taylor's show, Maris, Yes,

(26:23):
I am caught in a bizarre love Triangle.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Really, yes, so tell me about it.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay. So you know, Benny the Bull is my boy friend.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yes, And yesterday, for the twentieth anniversary of the Dave
Matthews bus pooping thing over the river, Benny the Bull,
Tommy Hawk from the black Hawks and with some other
mascots all went onto the Kinsey Street Bridge Yeah, and
did a whole video thing. And they also put up

(26:58):
a plaque memorating it on the Kinsey Street Bridge. And
Benny the Bull was wearing like this suit and I commented.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm like, oh, you look hot in this suit.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Bend he was getting Yeah, he looks really hot. So
then riot Fest saw this video and clapped at them
and said, hey, great idea to put that plaque up
on the Kinsey Street Bridge. I wonder who thought of that,
because riot Fest initially put one up they did, so
Benny the Bull bit that idea, which I don't like biers. Okay,

(27:36):
I don't like people that jack you know, sweater jackers, bis,
you know, like you're you're stealing somebody's ideas. Then, so
now I'm like not happy with Benny for that. Ok
So we're like he's on a time out with me.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Boyfriend on a time out.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Then all of a sudden, I get a follow on
my Instagram from Tommy Hawk from the black Hawks. Do
I have a new one word?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Here's the thing I don't. I don't really like a bird.
I don't like birds.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's a hawk.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's a bird. Still, it's it's a hawk. But he's
not as sexy as Benny. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
But he's about to slide on them.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Can he dance like Benny?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I don't know. I listen.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
He can skate better than Benny.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh for sure, for sure he can skate. Do you
think he's in a slide on.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
The DM He's gone. It's found out.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
If Chicago knows anything about you, is your fascination? How
you found mascot sexy?

Speaker 7 (28:43):
I do?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I find certain ones sexy like I love Benny, well
he's on time out, and now I love Tommy Hawk.
I love the guy called Gecko. I love the Oregon Duck.
Correct love the Oregon Duck. I don't like Big Ben,
the inflatable one. That one is mean. I don't like
that one. So I just I'm nervous because do you
think they're gonna fight like they do?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Work at the same place they work at the United Center.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Do you think, Oh, if Benny finds out that Tommy
Hawk is signing in my dim.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
We're gonna fight over you.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Oh my god, this would be crazy. What should I do?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
What do you break it up? Well?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, I like it. I like that they're fighting out
for me. Which would you date? You guys, be either
Buwl or Tommy Hawk?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
No question?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, I'm just like which one eight four four fifty
hit me on the text?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
All these decisions I have to make.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I'm telling you one thing though, what's that If that
Oregon duck shows up here in Chicago, it's a rap
for everybody else.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
Oregon's in the Big ten now, so they will either
be playing Northwestern or Illinois at some point in time.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I'm checking the schedule in a second. We got to
find this out.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
The duck could get it. Af my gosh, we go Chicago.
Frock ninety fot five, Black Natty fot five, Happy Friday,
Happy Change, Saw Friday, Happy Class Down, Classic Friday, Happy
Matela Gorda.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It is so much going on. It's a day, Yes
it is.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Seventy five and sunny, perfect perfect.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
The other day we weren't We were talking about names
and you said you went to school with somebody named
Godzilla Gorilla Johnson. Yes, Godzilla Gorilla Johnson was his legit
government name.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yes, this is bothering you.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Godzilla Gorilla Dick.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
A recent thread on a Q and A on quorra
q and a website asked users to chime in one
of the most bizarre names they've ever heard. Some of
them are insane. One teacher wrote that she had a
student named bo Peep whose sister Bambi, was in her
class the following year. What bo Peep and Bambie? That's

(30:53):
Another commenter said they have a friend who named their
child Nissan Sentra. Nissan first name, CenTra middle name.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
We know where you could were conceived?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh my god, in a Nissan CenTra. A set of
twins named sausage and peanut. A set of twins named
cocaine and marijuana.

Speaker 10 (31:13):
No way, hospital children, There's no way.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
A set of twins named Orangello and lemon Jello.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
That one and I know that one's true.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
How about this.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Name l dash A it's pronounced lad.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Hell, yeah, A B C d E it's pronounced absoday.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Nope, mm hm gotta go.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
A kid named Suburban Tempo. Air Tempo was the first name.
Air is a middle name pronounced temporary. Oh my god,
get out of here. Ladasha is my favorite. But there's
no way somebody named their kid cocaine and marijuana. There's
no way not happening. I know somebody that named their
kid Panther. I like that, though, if they grow up

(32:05):
to be cool. Right, Like I said, you can't be
an athlete and be named panther. You got to be
like in the in the If you're named panther, you
better grow up to be an MMA fighter or something.
All right, it's time to send in your text. Get
him in right now. Eight four four five fifty. We
read your text every day because we want to know
what's up with you, What's on your mind?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
What are you doing this weekend? Are you going to Metallica?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Roll call?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Are you coming to Cork and Carrie today?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Roll call? What's going on? Any questions thoughts? Eight four
four ninety five fifty will read your text. Next, let's
take some calls from the request line. Yeah, ooh, the
text are flying on a Friday. Thank you for all
the texts. Let's read these down. We love getting them.
Chat from Juliet Happy Metallic a weekend guys Chat from

(32:54):
JULIETT definitely need that kicked in the crotch today. Hopefully
I'll be able to see you guys at the shows.
Caep on Rocking, have an awesome day. Yes, this morning's
kicking the crotch was Metallica.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Ride the Lightning.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Becky from Lansing, Happy Friday, my favorite radio people. When
they first announced the Metallica concerts, it seemed like it
would take forever to get here. Now that it's here, Wow,
how about a Metallica themed request?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Worse?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh, Becky, we are doing that today seven o eight,
going to Metallica on Sunday. When will you guys be
sending the tickets? Poor Maras, Poor Maras, you you know
what every I thought I had everybody, and then we've
been giving away Metallica tickets for two years. We've been
giving away Metallica tickets.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
So Maris, if you have not been contacted, you will
be contacted today.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yes, Brian from Mount Prospects, I'm going to show up
at Cork and Carry after work around five o'clock. Since
I didn't show up to draft picks, I have weird
stuff to discuss with you. I'm really weird. What's the
weird stuff now? I can't wait. Give us a heads up, like,
give us a hint. Don't don't tease me like that,
will Wed?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, come on, we want to be weird. Ready, Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Six to ro' zero. Hey, guys, love your show. Big
shout out to Maris Yo. I want tickets to both
Metallica shows literally a year and a half ago. Thank
you Maris for helping me with receiving the ticket. It's
hope to see you at the shows. I owe you
a beer. That's Bob from Naperville.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Thanks Bob from Naperville.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Seven away, Angie, you are my hall pass your you
know Moore fran eight four seven. First phone after my
pager was a Nokia. Yeah, I had a Nokia the
little brick. Yeah, the little brick. And they had the
removable face plates, your face plates, you could change the
colors and stuff.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I had that.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
We were talking about how on Monday we are introducing
the newest member of the Auntie Taylor Show. Yes, we
have a new member. The show is growing, baby, They're
putting money in this thing. His name is Michael Mason.
Angry Bob says, good morning, Angie and Maris. I guess
I've been passed over again for working with you. Oh
I thought we were friends. Thank you very little. Also,

(35:03):
let me guess this new guy is Walt's nephew.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
No, there's no Depo baby here. Seven seven three. He
can't wait to hear the new guy, especially since he's
a Cubs fan.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yes, here it is.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
He picks a side. We were talking about how all
these mascots are on my DMS.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Now I guess you know your life is so hard.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Tommy the Hawk the black Hawks.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, Tommy Hawk slid into my doom. Two a nine.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
The damn Oregon.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Duck is a bird, Angie, because I said I don't
like birds.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Think of birds as ducks.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I mean, just move to Goldfall.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Let's just move it. That's fine.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yeah, they're fuzzy and cute. Six three zero.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Clark the Cub can referee the fight for Angie's love
between Betty the Ball and Tommy Hawk or Southball Southpau's
all's on my boy friend. Oh, never mind, never mind,
don't talk about South Paul. That my boss friend.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I hope he comes to Cork and carry if he
shows up.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Oh my goodness to be able to contain yourself.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Two nine Good morning. This is BEV from Bourbonet. What
about Staley the Bear? I met him on my birthday
last year and he is amazing. I like Staley, you know,
but he hasn't slid in so weird. Baby names Adam
the road, he said. My buddy's last name is Talann Talent.
He named his son Eagle get out. Eight four seven.

(36:25):
I have a customer at work named Harry Johnson. Amazing, yeah,
sixth year old. When I went to high school, there
was a guy that had the name Blade and his
sister's name was Razor.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Oh, get out.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
A lot eight one five named my youngest son ass Well,
it's a what his name is Aaron Seth shaughnessy as
his name is ass but I was willing to do
pmsils having a daughter six three. Oh, funny names. I

(36:58):
know a guy who named his son Buster, last named
Cherry Buster Cherry.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh, that's the winner.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
That's the winner. Ding ding day, Hey Spoomman Rock ninety
five to five. Hey, Happy Friday, it's time to play.
Don't kill Angie. You want this very last pair of
on air Metallica tickets that I'm giving away.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
You got to keep me alive.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Call not to play eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Don't kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday Bigger Fat, but be careful.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
One wrong move will kill Angie.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Don't kill Angie and it's only on rock.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Better not kill me, you better not. I'm going to
Metallica tonight, maybe going I'm going to Cork and Carry.
Maybe I'm gonna do cocaine. No, I'm kidding. I'm not
gonna do cocaine. But don't kill me. Let me talk
to Taylor from Schanberg.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Hey Taylor, Hey Angie, Hey Marish.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
That was a blast from the past.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Man, I haven't heard that for a.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
How you doing, Taylor, nice name, Thank You're good?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Good?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Awesome?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah's your last name? Right?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
So it's my fake last name. It's not really my
last name, but you know there's weirdos out of here.
I'm sure you could google to find out. Actually, I'm
not going to give you guys the keys. I'm gonna
say yes right up the path. Can we dump that? Hey, Taylor, Taylor,
you're playing for Metallica tickets. My man, that's right, You're

(38:36):
playing for the Sunday tickets. This is the last pair
I have to give away on the air. I want
you to have them. Are you ready? Let's play? Take
it away? Our narrata Merday is hero in a half shell,
representing the North Side today with his cub shirt.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
Thank you man, Yes Taylor, and welcome to Don't Kill Angie.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
Angie is a hot commodity in the mascot community all
of the sudden, as Tommy Hawk, the Blackhawks mascot, slid
into her DMS last night.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
How You Doing?

Speaker 11 (39:09):
Angie has always had an allegiance with Benny the Bull
and South Paul from the Sox, but the new contender
for her affection has her confused to who should be
boyfriend mascot number one. Angie is gonna stage a fight
to the death between Bennie and Tommy Hawk. Now the

(39:32):
question for you, Taylor is who is your money on?
Bennie the Bull or Tommy Hawk?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Are you a gambler? Man, Taylor?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Who are you putting it on?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I don't know, I mean those are I mean the dude?
Icon mascot icons icons.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
You know, but but I have to go with the legend.
I have to go with my gut on this one.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Off there, Bulls fans, I'm gonna be a black Hawks
fancy Bulls fan since I was bu Yes, we're both
post three.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
P and fine choice, indeed, a fine choice. Indeed. The
mascots jump into the ring. Yeah, it's all.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
It is the most epic cy a whole time. Angie
is cheering them both on, and all of the sudden,
Southall runs into the ring. He close lines both of.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
Them because he must have the love of Angie. Angie
is so overcome by the loving gesture that she and
South Paul right off into the sunset together. Finally, the
Socks have a win, and Taylor, do you know what

(40:45):
that means?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Taylor?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Does that mean that Angie lives? I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Kill you? Yeah, brother, Oh man, Rush, have you seen
Metallica alive before?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (41:03):
I have, And I gotta tell you they they caught off.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
They sure do. Oh my god, Soldier Field, Sunday night,
you're gonna be there. You're gonna have a Bruskie in
your hand. The Pyro's gonna be going off. They give it.
If you won't give me fine, give me come Paine.
It's gonna be an amazing I'm gonna yeah, Taylor, you
have a great time, okay, absolutely, Thank you so much. Hey,

(41:31):
thank you. I love you for listening every day like
a good boy.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay, I yes, ma'am as always.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Thank you, sir. All right, hang on a line. We're
gonna get you your tickets. Rock out with the Big
Sea Out. I have a great time. Thank you so much. Hey,
we do have more Metallica tickets. Not for on air, no,
but we do have them at Cork and Carry today.
We do between four and six. I have a pair.
Maris is giving up his personal pair. Yes, so come through,

(42:00):
come see us Cork and Carry at the park four
to six Crosstown Classic. We gonna drink cheers bing and
get you some Metallica tickets. Thank you for playing Don't
Kill Engine. You should also go play the lottery. Nice
Moves this morning, Nice.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Moves Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Bear at South Rock ninety five to five. Hello, I
mean they were taking too long.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I got to it. Let's get on with the show here.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Hey, ninety five minutes commercial free going off right now.
Good morning, roadies, Happy Friday. What a Friday. It is
quite the Friday kick off of Metallica weekend Here at
Soldier Field.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
It is Crosstown Classic.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It is Andy Taylor to Auntie.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Taylor Tour Day at Cork and carry over at Sox
Park four to six, come through.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
It is the Aaron water Show Weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
My good, everything is happening this weekend, and.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
It's beautiful, and it's seventy five and sunny perfection.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
All right. So the bad news that I have here
is that you're not going to get one of these.
The good news is you were about to gain so
much weight. Massive pop tarts the size of a big
screen TV went on sale this week and immediately sold out.
What they only made fifteen of them, only sold them
in La Chicago and New York.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
I don't know where they were selling them here.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Each pop tart pastry is over seventy times longer than
a normal pop tart, big enough to feed seventy three people,
cost sixty bucks. The only flavors six Yeah, the only
flavored choice was strawberry, which is actually the best one
for a future.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It's a cherry. It's fine. You like strawberry, I like cherry.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Well, you can like what you like. Yes, I'm just
saying strawberries better for the few people who scored one.
They arrive in packaging that looks like a normal pop
tart box, but it's three feet long. That's crazy, that's insane.
Anybody get one of these massive pop tarts? Where the
hell were they selling those here? Didn't you heat that up?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Do you eat your pop tart toasted or not?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes? Yeah? Yeah, I like toasting my pop tart.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah I don't. Well, first of all, I don't like
I don't have a pop tarts really, I'm a toaster
strude girl. Oh well, excuse pp tarts are very cardboardy
compared to toaster strude.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Well, I guess the way I like.

Speaker 8 (44:17):
When I'm really got time to actually enjoy a pop tart,
I like the butter the backside.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
You like to butter the backside?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Tell me more, Say it slow? You just wait, say
it slow, and.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
You just get your knife out and dip it in
the butter and take the backside of the pop tart
and just spread it across the bag.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, you show that pop tart.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Who's ball but the toaster strudle? Yeah, I feel like
it would melt. And the crevass is a lot better.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
The crevices, the crosses, the crevassers. You don't put butter
on a pop tart or I mean, you don't put
butter on a toaster struddle.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
You haven't done it yet.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
You don't ever do that. It's already oily like. And
then you have the frosted you're not trying to cl
your arteries like I am. Listen, my friend Gretchen Wiener
is her dad invented toaster strude.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
And she told me that you're not supposed to do that.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Request Wars is up next.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It is a Metallica theme today, Bber get ready to
vote rock ninety five to five. My legs look stupid?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
God, what about your legs?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
My legs look dumb? How about like all bruised up.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I'm not going to put the gams out today.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Are you just walking in the tables? Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yes, yes, Oregon Doug Well, he wishes, is Harry carry
on the phone. Let me talk to Harry. Hey, Harry, how.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Good mom died?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Dudiful? How are you doing today?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Doing great? How are you, sir.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Oh, I'm sabulous, getting ready to do some golfing and
some beard drinking for a good cows.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Oh yeah, what is the cause my livelihood?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I'm kid.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
It gets for cancer kids, it helps kids with cancer.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh that's so, that's amazing. Hey, you know, today's a
Crosstown Classic start of the Cross Classic.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
It is, indeed, And I'm a little torn because I'm a.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Fan of boats.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
As you know, I was announcer for the White Sox
and the Cargo code.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
That is correct. And we have an event today at
Cork and Carry at Socks Park. Are you gonna come
see us?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Well, I'll come there.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I'll beat the one with the beer goggles.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh, Harry Carrey, would you come with me to Metallica
tonight too?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Can you mention Harry.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Carrey's at Metallica?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Oh, I would love to do. We get to sit
up in the press box or down with the people.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
We're on the platform. Baby, these are the goods. Yeah,
I like that, that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I know some of their songs. Into the sad.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Man, Yes, grigb a dream.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I'm making good and you'll see that's that's the wrong.
I'm all the joy as long as they got cold.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Beer, of course, plenty of that. Yes.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Well, you know recently the sock that to change up
with their man.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
That's right, Yeah, they fired the manager yesterday.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
They ought to bring back Carlton fifth. That guy was
a hellless place.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
I think they should bring back Ozzie.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Oh he's kind of mumbles a lot, but he had a.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Good I love his mumbles. His mumbles are good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
The kids that played the base bowel, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
that's kinds of great.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Harry.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
We gotta go, but we'll see you at Cork and
Carry today four to six.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Have a nice cold old style.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
For I will and thank you for raising today for
the kids.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Which are I love you guys. Hit him straight, baby,
hit him. That's right, a good bite. All right, let's
do a request work. It's now time for request wars.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Arm your torpedoes.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Are you sure we should do that?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yes, we're sure we should do that.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Repair your best macked off because.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
This is gonna get real in about a second.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
On the Angie Taylor Show, request War. Look, it calls
from Harry very much, but like once every couple of
months but I love it.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, it makes my day.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
It really does.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Call more often, Harry, Rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Okay, it is Request Wars time Friday, Request Wars, and
it's Metallica Requests Wars today. The battle is a Metallica battle,
but not just any Metallica battle. We're battling albums from Metallica.
This was brought to our attention from Mike Myers, our

(48:53):
head Roady of Halloween. Also, one of my ball friends said, Hey,
do a battle between the and Justice for All album
versus the Black album. Yep, okay, I'm taking Antjustice Rawl.
I have the shirt on today. I mean it only fits. Okay,
I am the two time champion Marrits. You're taking the
Black album?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
What you got for obvious reasons?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Why is that because I'm black?

Speaker 9 (49:19):
You are?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh my god? Are you just finding out I'm sentiment.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Album? Yeah? I'm sad put true.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
You know what soul? I'm so excited, sadly true from
Italica from the Black album. If that's your pick, text
a letter M to eight four four ninety five fifty
this morning for in the Crotch. We did play Ride

(50:02):
the Lightning.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Now I'm going off of the Injustice for All Harvester
of Sorrow, that's my pick. God, God damn it.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Lets you're having a.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yes if you want to. Harvester of Sorrow texts the
letter A to eight four four nine, five, ninety five fifty.
What is your flavor of Metallica? Get it in? This
is like I'm just very excited. This is like our
Taylor Swift of Rock ninety five to five. Yes, this
is like our Eras tour.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It's very accurate.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, we've been waiting for two years and then Terror here. Baby,
I can't wait, Oh my god, I can't wait. All right,
ninety five minutes commercial free. Still go and get your votes?
Is rock nainety five to five, Rock ninety five to
five inside ninety five minutes commercial free?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Right now? Oh, we have somebody on the line.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
We have a phone call.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
We have a phone call. Let me speak with Edwin
from Berwin. Hello, Edwin and Maris what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I'm literally pulling a car out of the shot right now.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Okay, sorry to bother you, but you did win Metallica
tickets earlier this week, and don't kill Angie. Correct, correct, Well, you.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Are a grand prize winner, Edwin?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
What that means you have tickets to not only Sunday's
Metallica show, but Tonight's Metallica show.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
And hell, there ga tickets.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
They're ga tickets, baby, so you can get as close
as you want to.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
And tonight is Pantera opening for Metallica. Oh, Edwin, Wow,
I'm like salivating a little bit here.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh salivating.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
It happens a lot with guys, you know, and I'm
chatting with them.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Ed congratulations, have a great time tonight and Sunday. You
got busy weekend, my guy, you better put your drinking
pants on. This is big business the morning.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Oh oh, Edwin, you sound a little sick.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I don't think you're gonna make it, Edwin.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I wish I pulled that last time.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Have a great time.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
I will see you tonight. I'll be there tonight too.
Have a great time.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
All right, hang on, uh, don't don't buy. We got
to get your Oh we have his info. Yeah, okay,
you're good, all right bye, oh goodbye, goodbye?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
All right.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Yeah, I'll send you your tickets in a second year.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
All right.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Oh my god, Oh it's gonna be a long day.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Okay, okay, yes, it is time to get back into
Request Wars today. Of course Metallica themed Big show tonight
CANNA eight, and it was suggested that we do a
battle of Metallica albums and Justice for All versus the
Black album Marisur Challenger. You picked the Black album and
you picked Sad Butcher.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Let's steal.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
That that true if you want that texta letter M
to eight four four five ninety five fifty. I went
with D and Justice for All album Harvester of Sorrow.
Oh my, damn, oh god.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I don't think you're gonna make it through the show.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I know if that's your pick. Text a letter A
to eight four four ninety five fifty. Let's go ninety
five minutes commercial free, still going on, Rock ninety five
to five Rock ninety five to five, ninety five minut
it's commercial free going on. You just reminded me of

(54:02):
something that I completely forgot about.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
This is my very last day of playing Request Worse.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
What's happening well?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
In case you missed the earlier announcement, we have a
new show member joining on Monday. New show member joining
the show is expanding. The ratings are through the roof.
Thank you to you roadies, and this cheap ass company said,
let's put some money into this show.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
These kids are doing something over here in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
So we have a new member joining the family's getting bigger.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
He joins on Monday. His name is Michael.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
You're gonna love him, and I'm going to have you
guys do Request Wars, and I'm just gonna host it
because I'm tapped out, and honestly, nobody a while for
four years, take a break, and honestly, nobody's gonna beat
my record. So you get a fresh start. Honestly, you
get a fresh start. Were you going to get to fourteen? Well,

(54:58):
if that happens down the road between you and Michael,
then we will celebrate it. But I don't know that
anybody will do it, So I'm just say hell all
right today Request Wars. It was a Metallica battle of course,
to kick off Metallica Weekend, and it was a battle
of albums from Metallica Justice Fraul and the Black album

(55:21):
My pick Harvester of Sorrow, Marris's pick from the Black
album Saba True.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Do we have a winner?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
A lot of Metallica fans in Chicago today in a
lot of boats, the queen goes out on top.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yes, oh boy, what a day. My very last request
wars and I win. I will take my goat bow
right now. I will put on the belt for the
last time, the belt. Yes, baby, Harvester of Sorrow, Oh
my god, I don't know if I'm gonna make it today.

(55:57):
It's gonna be like a three out of all day
for me. We're going to Cork and Carry from four
to six. You can meet the new guy, Michael. He'll
be there. We're going to Cork and Carry. We have
Metallica tickets for you there. Maris is giving up his
very own Metallica tickets.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Tickets.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yes, the big ass seats. And they're big ass seats
because Metallica, because Maris has a nice juicy boy you
wish thinking about your booty in the eyes that Oh
my god. All right, So yes, Cork and Carry will
be there four to six. Thank you for all the

(56:32):
boats today. Are you running from atala waiting? Let's go
turn it up, Harvester Osorrow rock ninety five to five
of the day on a beautiful day, seventy five and
sunny Friday. Bitches, Let's go to the head of all
the roadies. The secretary of the show keeps the notes,

(56:55):
keeps us in track. I guess it's Jay the Gay.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
You forgot that quick?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Well, I don't know. He doesn't really keep us in check.
He just insults aside.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Jay, good morning to you, my darling ding Dongs and
happy chained.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Off Riday Friday.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Well, listen, today's show is certainly a wild one. But
before getting to Angie's immaculate birth announcement, you need to
let everyone know that this chilly bitch is a a
furry now.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Yeah, I'm a furry now. I guess all of a sudden,
I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
Andree spent the duration of her afternoon yesterday trying to
come up with waist to make Benny the Bull and
Tommy Hawks fight for a ride and her oversize and
overserved clown car over.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Tommy slid in.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
To her DMS and offered her a version of his
own hawk to a yes that if the Oregon Duck
dms her and says want some duck, it's over for
everyone else.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
It's a wrap. That's he's he's my bottom bitch, Like
if he comes through, then I'm sorry, It's it's over
for it's over for the get go. It's a for
betting the it's over for everybody.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
Yeah, it's just it's a lot to learn it to
become a furry is fifty, It's just it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I mean, it's a lot to take in. For me, well,
I mean I'm fifty now I've seen it all, so
I have to find my new it's my new cank. Okay,
don't judge me, love all my layers.

Speaker 7 (58:19):
Also, not only is this the weekend where everything is
happening in Chicago, but this is also the first Angie
Taylor tour stop tonight at CRK and Carry.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Okay, Socks Park.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
Yes, now, this show event is going to have everything. Okay,
it's got cocaine. Yeah, head roadies, more cocaine, Angie drunken,
probably falling down. Yeah, two pairs of Metallica tickets. Yes,
I literal chainsaw that. Angie somehow convinced Maris is a
good idea to give away to drunk roadies. Yes, god Zilla,
Gorilla Johnson to be fifteen into turtle cocaine again.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
And would you look at that.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
We also have the first appearance of new show member Michael,
who is eight feet tall, covered in tattoos and had
yet to realize that walking on Lower Wacker at three
am to find the hottest club in Chicago is absolutely murderisic?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:03):
I mean yes, but don't tell him that because you know.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Likes to this mess. Come on, Probably not when he
starts on Monday. I want to mess with him, and
I want everybody I'm not going to tell him. Yeah,
of course I want to to give like wrong answers
of where he should go since he's in New Chicago.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
On there we go.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, it'll be fun. Oh god, you'd be nice to him,
by the way, you be nice to him.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Day specifically behavior.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
You be on your best for a minute, but you
think you're talking. I give him until like Wednesday before
you start shreading him.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Okay, okay, I'll spread you on Monday and Tuesday, and
then Wednesday he spared you spread.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Me on every day day. It's just day. Where do
we find your notes?

Speaker 7 (59:48):
You can find my notes on rockingety five five c
chi dot com and click on the Andie Taylor tab.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Thank you beautiful.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
All right, you got to listen back to this show.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
It was my very last request, wor you gotta listen
back Auntie Taylor's show on the podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
It's time for the ten o'clock toast on the Antie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Auntie's drinking at ten am. Joiner toastubfellowship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yes, chalk, Oh my god, chalk chalk talk. All right,
I'm just very excited about today. It's a big day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Is something happening today?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yes, We're gonna be a Corking Carry today. Shout out
to Cork and Carry. That is my ten o'clock toast
to the amazing Billy. That's my boyfriend over there, Yes,
over there at Cork and Carry Stocks Park. We will
be there today, Cork and Carry. It's a Crosstown classic,
you know today Cork and Carry. Today's Chicago Today, metallicall all,

(01:00:46):
y'all get cheers today because it's it's just gonna be
a big day. We'll be there from four to six.
We have Metallica tickets to give away at Cork and Carry.
I have, for some stupid reason, agreed to give away
a chainsaw where there's cubs and socks fans that hate
each other in the same place. That's smart. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
We're not giving them gas or oil, but still, no,
we sure won't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No, somebody on the Red Line with a chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
What do you think you should walk around the South
side with the chainsaw? It's normal, sounds well, yeah, it
is very normal. Also Metallica tonight. Shout out to Metallica,
Shout out to my family at Black and Whiskey. Oh God,
I'm so excited, shout out, shout out to UH to

(01:01:34):
myself because today was my last, my very final Request
War was I'm retired from Request Wars because the new
guy who starts on Monday joining the show, his name
is Michael. Michael and Maris are going to be battling
Request Wars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Now. This is about to be the most kiss retirement ever.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
It's I just wanted to relax in the nine o'clock hour.
I want to relax. I just really want to put
my feet up. I'm trying to work it so I
can just have you guys do everything. I don't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Wow, I'm so retired. I might move to Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
No, I would not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
That's fine, we'll potch you up from Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Do you think I would be a good Florida woman?
Do you think I would fit?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
No? No, your insanity level is not at Florida yet.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I could get a machete.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
You need more than a machete.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
I could like shotgun an alligator.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
No missing bath salts.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
That's I have too many teas.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
That's the problem. I think I have all of them.
The real issue at hand here, the real issue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
You really want to be a Florida woman.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
No, I'm just saying, you know, a retirement.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I get it. Yeah, you just want to hang out
with the Swingers Network.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yes, that's what I want to go to the villages
and contract all the STDs from the old people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Yes, all all none left behind? Nope, all right, do
them all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Do so much running bath? Okay, I'm so excited you
guys to see you at Cork and Carry. Come through, Roadies,
come through. The new guy, Michael will be there tonight
with his beautiful wife. So come say hi to him,
give him a warm roady welcome you guys. He starts
on Monday. I'm telling you you be nice to him.
You'd be nice or or not, it's fine like whatever

(01:03:19):
to you, but like be nice. You're gonna love him
and just welcome him. Nobody's leaving, Everybody is staying. We're
just expanding this show, making it even more fun, inviting
more people to the party. I don't know why this
company agrees that they should dump more money and in
my show, but thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I love you for it. Okay, have a great day, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Oh my god, I can't wait to see you at
Metallica too.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
She has and hyperventilating and that air punching air that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Is there a test for Tourette's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I have it? Well, just add this throat on the list,
and I think there's something wrong with my is my pancreas? Yeah,
you guys, my pancreas hurts, And so then I was
googling why does my pancreas hurt? They say it's from alcohol?

(01:04:17):
Oh oh, you know, like, how does my dad get
to be an alcoholic his whole life? And he's like
eighty nine, living under a bridge somewhere and he's in
perfect health. Here I am at fifty and now my
pancreas broke. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
How do you know it is exactly your pancreas.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I feel it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I can feel it in my pancreas. I can feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
So after that pancreas all up tonight at the Soldier
Field Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
We're not having a show Monday. Great.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Well, that's why I brought in a new person just
in case I need.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Back on here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Thank you so much for listening. Can't wait to see
you tonight. Let's party. Let's have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Looking forward to it all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Be safe, rock and roll, man, it's rock ninety five
to five. Walt is next.