Angi Is About to Get Screwed (in Fantasy) - ATS -8.8.24

Well, Thursday has arrived once more and with a big event coming up tomorrow, you would think all is right in the world. However, you're listening to this show so you should know that is never going to be the case so let's break out the next round of Shenanigansgate as Angi attacked Marris this morning over his attempt to screw her. Now, I could see why your mind would land in the gutter hearing that (and more so if you listened to the Daily Discussion Topic because that felt like doing a 3 day bender of rails and booze) but you need to get your head right. The alleged screw job is coming via the iHeart Fantasy Football League which Marris is the commissioner of and Angi has made to the Super Bowl of for the last two years. The thing is, both of those years, Angi lost to a co-worker named Andrew both times but a change of career made it seem that she would be a lock this year. Andrew up and quit iHeart and so he technically is no longer an employee which means he shouldn't be playing this year. However, commissioner Marris has decided that Andrew needs to play this year since he is the reigning champ and needs to defend his throne. That's right, the guy who doesn't work at the company is playing in the company league and Angi is furious. While screaming that all this is against the rules, Marris told Angi that he is the one who creates the rules and therefore, she has no say so. Marris runs his league like a dictatorship so it's get in line or get out. Angi, enraged at the ruling about the rules, threatened not to play but then changed her mind and will play. Obviously, the issue here is Angi does not want Andrew to beat her again for a third year in a row (and seeing as she loses Employee of the Quarter all the time, she should be used to taking L's.) Angi then offered another scenario, what if Jay the Straight wanted in even though he doesn't work at iHeart. Marris explained that if they were short players, he would be allowed a spot but spoiler alert: they're not. Angi tried to argue that he could be the champ at his new job (which could be literally anywhere as iHeart pays the staff pennies.) She also didn't understand the need for a legacy when he no longer works there so why bother upholding his achievements? Marris explained that if he were to quit (let's face it, HR firing him is more likely,) he too would want to be able to defend if he was champion. Even more frustrating for Angi was the acknowledgement that if Andrew won again, he would be back the following year to fight once more. She argued that not working at iHeart meant you no longer get the perks (pizza parties, low pay) like the station BBQ. Marris added though that he's seen more randos at those events than people who quit and came back. With that in mind, the decision is made and Andrew stays but Angi is planning on overthrowing Marris at some point.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Red Hot Cheers, Rocket ninety five to five. Good morning,
Happy Thursday, almost at the weekend, so close, so close,
Hello roadies, good morning, how you doing? Auntie Taylor show
is on. Good Morning Maris, Good morning Little.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good morning Angie, and good morning to you. How you feeling.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's gonna be a beautiful day today eighty three and
sunny Man.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You can't ask for better in August.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I mean this whole week gorgeous. I mean, aside from
the earlier humid, but now it's nice. We love it
all right. Today on the show Steel Panther at House
of Blues, we got tickets for that. Creed at Credit
Union one Amphitheater, we got tickets for that. We also
have your Metallica tickets today and don't kill Angie. Time
is a ticking. The first show Friday, second show is

(00:47):
on Sunday. It's a no repeat weekend for Metallica. So
if you go to the Friday show and the Sunday show,
you hear completely different setlists. That's a lot of Metallica
be amazing. So make you're here, text us call us
at any time. Eight four four nine ninety five fifty.
Let's get your Thursday started. By kicking you in the crotch.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's the five Am kicking the crunch on the Angie.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Taylor Show Rock nine.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm not gonna lie. Next couple days it's gonna be
Metallica Fest with everything is to be expected. I mean,
come on, gotta get you all gassed up and ready
for this show.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And this is Blackened from Metallica.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
By the way, Black and Whiskey love Black and Whiskey,
and they have a whole bunch of things going on
this weekend with black End.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Rob d Trick aka Whiskey Rob, who.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is the master distiller of Black and Whiskey, is doing
a gig at Binnie's signing bottles of Blackened for people
Binnie's in.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Lincoln Park on Saturday from one to four. So go
see Whiskey Rob and gets you some Black Card. Let's
go Black Card Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yes, Metallica Rock ninety five to five, ooh so excited
Tomorrow Metallica and Pantera Sunday, Metallica, Ice Night Hills Gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Be Amazing and Death pone five Finger Death Punch Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
By the way, Speaking of Metallica, they have a pop
up shop that opens this morning at ten am. It's
on one fourteen South State Street. So like State and Madison,
a whole bunch of stuff. It's the whole seventy two
seasons collection. Whole bunch of things there. They've got like
all designer stuff, fan favorite stuff, shirts, skateboards, hats, flannels,

(02:35):
you name it, all kinds of products, yettie products that
are all metallica at Yes, Okay, we are going over there,
and mom's going to spend a grip today, so head
over to the pop shop. That pop shop is open
until Sunday night. By the way, all right, thank you
for listening. You have been kicked cat right in the crotch.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
We're gonna tell you what happened on this day you're looking.
History is next on Jobel five. So we have w
g on on in the studio and they were showing
clips of Hard Knocks. The new season of Hard Knocks
on HBO just started the Bears season.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, have you seen it yet?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I have not, and I'm upset because I was like,
after the Lions did their season, I was like, I'm
invested in Hard Knocks now.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh. Hard Knocks is a great series, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
It makes me fall in love with like different, like
that coach from is it the Miami Dolphins coach that
I love because of that hard Knock season?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I love him, he's so amazing. He's amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
But yeah, this new Hard Knocks started, so if you
haven't seen it yet, it's amazing. They picked a perfect
year to get the Bears on Hard Knocks.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think they were like circling when they were going
to come in.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, the Bears like having Caleb here first year, who
I now have a crush on Caleb Williams and new
boyfriend boyfriend in town. So go check it out if
you haven't yet. All right, let's tell you what happened
on this day. Today is August eighth, twenty twenty four.
On this day, August eighth, nineteen seventy three, Scott Stapp

(04:10):
was born. He is fifty one today. Creed singer Willowhulms
water Boom.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes, we have Creed tickets today as well. What's that
the biggest hit?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think it was that thought higher would have been
maybe oh okay, maybe all right?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I just heard from Murser it sounds like him right.
When did Sky get in here?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
On this day in nineteen ninety two, the US men's
basketball Dream team Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, Magic Johnson and
Larry Bird won the gold medal at the Barcelona Summer
Olympics Barthalona.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yes, that was amazing.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That was a great year the nineties, bulls God, Yes,
oh say less, I will on this day in two
thousand and four. Yes, today is the twentieth anniversary of
the tour bus belonging to Dave Matthew's band, dumping eight
hundred pounds of poople and all of this sewage from
the bus through the Kinsey Street Bridge onto the open

(05:12):
top passenger boat cruise sightseer boat tour on the Chicago
River below. And there's so many articles out about it today.
I think even that, like the New York Times has
an article about it because it's the twentieth anniversary, and
they were talking to the captain and reminiscing, and the
captain goes. As soon as that happened, I got on

(05:34):
the horn and said to everybody that was working on
the boat, open up the bar. Everything is free, and
turn this damp. We're turning the boat around and getting
back as fast as we can. But give these people
whatever they want all the drinks. Oh man, I can't imagine.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I would have jumped in the lake river. It's so
I have jumped right in the river. I would have
got a life vest and a preserver. Please. And today's
Florida Man.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Florida man on an overseas flight arrested after discussing the
bomb in his pants is a method of flirting with
a fellow passenger.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Sir, got a bomb in my pants. That's not how
we do it on the Plaines anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Can't talk about maya bomb ass p word on. I
can't do that. That's what happened on this day. Thanks
for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You know, black holes sun today, just.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
A big bright sun in eighty three beautiful today, Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Roads Roadies, Mount.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Up, Mount Up, baby, that's time tomorrow. We want to
see you. We want to see you tomorrow. We always hear, Hey,
where can I hang out with you?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Guys? When buy you a beer? Yeah? Yeah? When? When tomorrow?
That's the day.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Tomorrow is the day, and it's the Crosstown Classic Socks
Cubs Baby Crosstown Classic starts tomorrow at Socks Park game.
But we got your little warm up at Cork and
Carry Socks Park, Yes, socks Park, Cork and Carry, not
the other one. Socks Park, Cork and Carry. We'll be
there from four to six pm tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
And uh we have it right here. Your last shot
at Metallica tickets.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yep, because tomorrow night is the first Metallica show Sunday Night.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
We got tickets for that show.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yes, the Sunday Night show. So you got a moment
to breathe excited. Watch socks lose that whole thing.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Girl broke our streak.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
We got one game in yep, and then last night
dumped it again. Anyway, Yes, come hang out with us tomorrow.
You're gonna go to the game. Come hang out with
us at Cork and Carry. You want to do a
little happy hour, Come hang out with us Cork and Carry.
Four to six pm, Last shot at Metallica tickets. Maris
and I will be there. Let's have a drink, kick
off the weekend the right way, and warm up for

(07:56):
our Crosstown Classic. We will see you tomorrow. Okay, I'm
gonna tell you what's up for your day in just
a minute. Rock Naughty five to five, Rock ninety five
to five, It's gonna be another beautiful day and the
most beautiful city on Earth. Thank you for listening Angie
Taylor's show. Hey, let's tell you what's up for your day.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Here's what's up the Olympic update for you. Team USA
held on to its gold medal lead.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Wrestler Sarah Hildebrand won a gold medal match. Cycling team
scored gold in women's cycling, sprinter Quincy Hall had a
dramatic come from behind win, and the men's four hundred
meters also snaked a bronze in men's weightlifting.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
I did see that comeback run and I was just like,
where where did you find energy for this?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's crazy to me how I mean, you're sprinting and
then all of a sudden you turn on the burners, Like,
how does that happen?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
So, the overall metal race seems like it's more or
less settled now. After day twelve, the US has ninety four.
China is next with sixty five coming into today, Team
USA had twenty seven golds, China twenty five. USA byebe
speaking of the Olympics, though, Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles.
The whole controversy going on after they bowed, oh to

(09:21):
the Brazilian gymnast, Yes, Rebecca Andrade from Brazil after she
got the gold. I don't understand, Oh, I got a
controversy because I forgot who it was. Which athlete it
was like a pro athlete, like a football player or
a mast I don't know. But they were like, how
dare you You shouldn't be bowing to other countries, blah blah.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
This is a giant sign of respect.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It is, and Simone is saying it's a shot, it's
We were trying to show good sportsmanship. I mean, Simone
and Andrade were like they were battling neck and neck.
Oh for sure everything and got really close and so
they were just like, hey, respect everybody, Like just everybody
has an opinion everything, not everybody needs to have their

(10:03):
opinion known.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
The Chicago White Sox.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Record tying twenty one game losing streak was hard to
watch for the team's fans all of us, but it
was especially painful for Larry Sheets.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Who's Larry Sheets. He is the father of Socks outfielder.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Gavin Sheets, also known as Holy Sheets. That's because Larry
played for the team that had the first twenty one
game losing streak over the nineteen eighty eight Baltimore Orioles,
and Larry said that it's a streak that he wouldn't
wish on his worst enemy. He said, it's the most
horrible thing. He said, he talks to Gavin every day
about it, adding, you're only as happy as your most

(10:45):
unhappy child, So that's saying a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh, yesterday was very windy.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Swimming was banned at all of Chicago's beaches yesterday because
there were waves up to eight feet tall. What eight
foot waves yesterdayago?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes, dangerous currents.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
So have you ever been driving on Lake Shore when
the waves are hitting into the colliding?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh? Scary. They were saying.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
People should have stayed out of the water yesterday. So
they're saying that today there might still be some dangerous
swimming conditions if you're planning on going to the beach,
and if you are planning on going into the beach
on a Thursday afternoon like lucky you right, So just
be careful today though, eighty three sunny and beautiful, beautiful
day for it, but watch them waves. Yes, gorgeous that's

(11:36):
what's up for your day. Thanks for rocking with us.
I'll wrap ninety five to five Scorpions, Rock ninety five
to five. I have to I have to have a
conversation with you, Maris. I have a bone to pick
with you.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yes, what did I do? You listen? I'm not listening you.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
We'll talk about it in a moment. Okay, Maris is
up to some shenanigans. I might not be here, well,
you will be, but we got to work some things out.
We'll talk about that next Rock ninety five to five,
Rock ninety five to five. Good morning, how you're doing, Rhoadies,
Happy Thursday, beautiful day, eighty three, sunny today.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I'm mad at you, Maris. What happened?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Maris is already up to some shenanigans with fantasy football?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
How okay? What do you mean? So let me just
backstory this, well, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
The last two years of the iHeart Fantasy football team,
I was in the Super Bowl both years. Yes, both years.
I lost to the same person in the Super Bowl. Yes, Andrew,
Andrew Andrew. So this is the iHeartRadio Fantasy football league.

(12:49):
Andrew no longer works at iHeartRadio. And then Maris the
commissioner of the league tells me yesterday that Andrew is
still going to play this year.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Correct, excuse me?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Why he is the reigning champion and he has the
right to defend his throne.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, he does not. He does not work here anymore. Well,
this is the beautiful part about being the commissioner.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
See, and that's the thing, like he gets Marris gets
to make all the rules. And I'm like, that goes
against the rules of the Heart League. Yeah, and then
you said I make the rules.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Guess what is this? What is this? I don't like it? Okay,
then well maybe I won't play this year. All right,
Then that's another free spot we got over.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I want to play, but I don't want Andrew
to play because he beats me every year. But see, like,
I think this is fair. You guys, like, did you just.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Give you I need your kryptonite in the league.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
If I were to say, hey, I want my husband
to play in the league, you'd be like, no, you know,
this is just for the iHeart employees.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
If we were short on players and Jason wanted to play, absolutely,
are we.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Short on players right now? Well, then why is Thatrow play?
He is the champion, and you know what, you quit?
He quit, so he's out. He didn't quit the league.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
He quit his job. He just found a new job
right he wanted to or.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Wherever, Like, if he works at Office Max, he can
go join the Office Max league.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
But he's not the champion of the Office Max. Well,
I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Why do you care so much about his his.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Legacy, his legacy? Because I do you care?

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Because if I left as the champion, I would want
the right to defend my chance.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
So what if he wins again? Did he pay again?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
He doesn't?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Do you guys think this is fair? I'm just asking
you know it's not fair. It's not fair. Well, if
you don't work here, you don't get the perks of
working here. You don't get to defend your types.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Already put in a dedicated amount of years for it.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh, is he going to be invited to like the
next station barbecue?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Because you know he was at the last one.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I have seen more random people at the station barbecue
than somebody who previously worked here.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I don't think it's fairy, but you that's perfectly fine.
Let me know I have heard what you said. You're
not going to take it under consideration. No, the decisions
already see dictator. I don't like it. This commissioner needs
to Can we overthrow you?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Do you want to run the lead? I'm going to
stage a coup. Go ahead, Yeah, we need I want
you to run the league. I don't want to run
the league. I don't want you to running it because
I don't like the way you run things right now.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
If you don't want to run it, then we can
let Andrew play another year.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Do you think this is Shenanigans? Do you think it's bogus?
Or is Maris like right? Eight four four ninety fifty
text us or rock on your Thursday? See Antie Taylor?
Shall we Love you? Rody's for listening, Thank you, Thank you.
Tommy Lee, Motley Crue, Tommy Lee and his Big Wang.
We're on some podcast and he was talking about Ozzie. Yeah, recently,

(16:02):
he said, Ozzy Osbourne. If you've seen the movie The Dirt,
you've seen the scene where Motley Crue is at a
pool when they're on the road and Ozzie's also on
the road with them, So he's at the pool with them,
and Ozzie gets down and snorts a line of ants.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Off the ground.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
That sounds great, yes, So they were asking Tommy about it,
and Tommy said, Ozzie really did snort a line of
ants off the ground in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
What he did after is more gross though.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
So the ant snorting occurred when Ozzie was on tour
with Crue.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
They were at a four seasons hotel.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Pool wasted, of course, and Ozzie went for it, but
in an interview Tommy added some details. Supposedly, Nicky six
decided to outdo Ozzy, so he went out his wang
right there in front of everybody and pete on the ground.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
His plan was to lick it up, but Ozzie beat
him to it.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And dropped to the ground and licked up Nicky six's
p This was also in the movie The Dart, so
they had to admit defeat. And it gets worse. They
got kicked out of the pool, so Tommy took Ozzie
back to his room in the elevator. On the way
up to the room with other people in the elevator,
he dropped his pants and pooped.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
In the elevator in the name of drugs. It's Ozzie.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Tommy had had enough by that point, but Ozzie still
wasn't finished, so when they got to Tommy's room, he
pooped again on the floor and then started painting the
walls with his pooh. That's when Tommy finally bailed, he said.
At that time, That's when he said. At that time,

(17:37):
it was just kind of a thing everybody was into,
trying to like out rockstar each other and out gross
somebody out, like out party everybody. But again, if you've
never seen The Dart, it's on Netflix. It is one
of my favorite movies. I think I've seen it like
one hundred and fifty times. It's so good. So you
got to watch it.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
But I need to get a Netflix password and watch
this at some point.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
But Ozzie is still alive, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Your your favorite uncle who never did a drug or
smoked a cigarette or drank a drink in his whole life.
No longer here, But Ozzie is still alive because rock
stars never died.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
But you're saying is go out and enjoy life, enjoy
your life, and rock stars never die.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
That's right, neither do the Roadies. We love you.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I want to talk about speaking of outdoing everybody, I'm
sure Ozzie said never said no to like drugs. If
you know you're offering something up for Ozzie, he never
said no. I want to talk about the things you
never say no to. That's next Rock ninety five to five,
Green Day. I'll on Rock ninety five to five. They're
playing a show the other day and a couple of

(18:42):
the band members walked out as a Wolverine and Deadpool.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah it was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Billy Joel couldn't keep his straight face, all right. There
are reasons, a lot of reasons people will turn down
an offer. Maybe they're two full and they can't drink
or eat anything else, Like you want some of my
pizza and like, no, I can't. Maybe they feel it's
impolite to accept, maybe they don't want what's being offered,
or maybe they can't say yes because they're already married.

(19:08):
Somebody asks the internet, what is the one thing you
would never say no to, one thing you would never
say no to. Think about it. Here's some of the
best responses. You would never say no to a paid
day off.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh absolutely, I would.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Never say no to that, man, But a lot of
people do. A lot of people don't use their pto.
A lot of people don't use their vaca.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Never say no to a nap man sometimes. Never say
no to a breath mint or gum if it's being offered.
Chances there is a reason for it. Like if somebody
offers you a gum, it's like your breath.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Is funky, Yes, right now?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Would you never say no to pizza, money, somebody offering
to pay the check, flowers, ice cream?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'll say no to ice cream sometimes, I depend on
what the stomach has been through already. Yeah it's the milk.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Never say no tocute pets or the opportunity to pet
acute animal.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I can absolutely saying I know because you are an
animal hater. I don't hate animals.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I'm calling peta to protest you. I want them to
show up here with like red paint and she'll throw
it on you.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
I don't know if that dog is up to or
what kind of attitude that dog has today.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Somebody said I would never say no to a joint, never, never,
Never a bad time for that. An invitation to go shopping,
I can pass on that. I love shopping. I don't
like shopping with other people. I like shopping alone because
I feel like when I when I shop with other people,
I feel like I have to hurry up or find

(20:45):
what you know, Like I like spending my time looking
through racks and like the sales and the stuff and
the YadA and trying and yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
An invitation to have a beer? Oh, absolutely not saying
no of that I do all the time. I hate beer.
A hug, Oh, you gotta be in a weird spot
if you're saying no to hugs. Yeah, I mean you can.
It's your space.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Nanny McPhee no, or large Marge or somebody yeah. Or
that smelly guy at work, no, thank you.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
You can give him like that half hug where it's
just one arm around the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I'll just give him like a fist pump. What's something
you would never say no to? You would never say
no to?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
What? Video game? Or arcade? Video games?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
If I say we're going to we're going video gaming today, Yeah,
we're going to the arcade. We're going Okay, we're going
to have some fun.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I would never say no. If somebody offered me a
glass wine, would you like a glass wine?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yes? Yes? Please? Hello. All the time, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Where I am especially if it's an inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Place, inappropriate or appropriate? Inappropriate? Oh yeah, wine in inappropriate places,
of course. I don't know where there is an inappropriate
place for wine, but probably like the library. I would
you want people come to the library.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, then serve wine. I will go to the I
bry more. I kind a wine night at the library,
A little sip and read. Oh my goodness, come on now.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Chicago Public Library, get at me marketing?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hello exactly. Okay, So what is something that you will
never say no to? It could be like coffee, whatever, penis,
I don't care a handy you'll never say no to that,
I'm sure. Okay, I want to hear from you. Eight
four four nine, five ninety five fifty call and let
me know. Somebody will get tickets to Creed. Never say

(22:31):
no to free tickets.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's Rock ninety five to five, Rock Pop a Roads
Rocket ninety five to five. I have a feeling this
is going to go sideways for me.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Topic it's Thursday. It's Thursday. I love our roadies because
they're smartasses.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
But you know, when topics like these come up, such
as what is the one thing you would never say
no to? I know these answers are going to be crazy.
Let's go to Oh you can call with an answer.
One thing you would never say no to if it's
offered to you eight four four nine ninety five fifty.
Let's go to DNA from skochie Hi Deianna.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh doing grey? How are you today?

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I am awesome? Thing? Yes you are? Okay. What's one
thing you'll never say no to? I actually have two.
I know I'm not following the rules, that's okay. Number one.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I will never say to hey, do you want to
go to happy hours?

Speaker 7 (23:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Of course the answer is.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, always yes, And especially in this city, the options.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Are just so vas.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
For everyone.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
You're telling me we're gonna go to happy hour. I
sit out on some patio in this beautiful weather.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Let's go exactly. I'll never say no that. And I
will never say no to a neighborhood festival.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Really, I am upset. Yes, I will stumble. I'll just
go for a walk. And the next thing I know,
I'm in a neighborhood festival.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Like all of a sudden, there's tents.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Everywhere out of people, and I'm like, I don't know
what's going on in this book.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, and they're all a little the same but all
very different.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
But I love a good street festival. I don't. What
I don't like, though, are like neighborhood block parties.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Because there was one in my neighborhood like last year
and they had a band, and I swear to god,
it had to have been like some kid, like somebody
somebody that lives there has a kid that has a band,
and they they were practicing a sticks song for like
six hours straight, the bouncy house and the sticks me.

(24:32):
I'm like, get get I love the Sticks Please, Deanna,
I love that. That's a great one. I want to
party with you at happy hour. We're going today.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Let's go, let's go out down anywhere. Perfect, all right,
thank you for the call. Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Everybody hanging along, you too, everybody hanging line. Somebody's gonna
get tickets to Creed. Let's go to Steve from Cole City. Hey, Steve,
not much, you know, just hanging out talking to you.
What's something you'll never say no to?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
You know?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I got to just put it out there. I'm gonna
go with the oral oral of course, or of course
you never say no to that. I'm sure you would
be hard pressed to find a man that would ever
turn it down.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I don't care if you're in a bad mood, if
you're sick, if you've got the truck right, grandma's house, church, whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Ahead, there we go, Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Steve, hang on the line. Please. Let's go to Troy
from Bourbon at High Troy. Hey, Angie, how you guys going.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hey, I would never say no to RoadHead.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
To see I mean, here we are on the way
to a concert. But you would turn it down, like
on the way to the jewel like. No, of course not,
of course not. It makes it more better. Okay, hang
on the line, Troy. Let's go to Mike from Cherbelle. Hey, Mike, Mike. Okay, bye, Mike,

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Grand opening, Grand Clothes. Let's talk to you. Christopher Karran
from the northwest Side. Hey, Christopher, Yes, all right?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh god, oh god? What hey? What's going on? Chris?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Yes, yes, okay, what's up?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Guys? Hey, what's up? I would I would not. I
would not turn down a good.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Piece of ass and one but a very large bottle
of Jaegermeister.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Piece of ass and a bottle of Jagger right there, Jagger,
you like yagger.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh I love theger that's my choice for.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
What it comes in with some Metallica and either that
or get ax of stout, but mostly yeagermeister.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
That's they'll knock you on your butt.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
What is your Metallica? What? What? How did Metallica get
in there? What?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I I read magazine and all of these pictures they
said they show like Metallica.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
In the earlier days.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
They were drinking their yeagermeister and Gibson or gives up
and he gives it. But anyway, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, I'm not a black fan. I don't like to
taste a That's just me though. That's really good black.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
And now at this point I am failing man at
this point. Okay, but at this point, I don't.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
But I don't know what you guys, what can you have?
What would you want? You want?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Some?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
You want to?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You want? Uh huh, all right, help you out with
a piece of ass and some Yeah that's what you want. Yeah,
that's the thinking, lady is if you would like to
uh you know, oh my god, oh my god, this
is blessing like.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Virginiers, your virginiers.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I don't to your ears.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh my god, Hang on the line, Christopher, hang on,
hang on.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
What the hell what just happened.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Let's go to Eric from Chicago Ridge Aeron. What would
you never turn down? You never say no to it.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'll never say no to a big fan rail Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You and Christopher Kerran, the guy from Yeah, both of you.
I feel like, hey, Eric, you are you still riding
the rails man? That's not good for the heart man Still.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Every carpenter I know it does wow.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
A whole house today. I swear to God.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
They want to run to the bandroom.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
I'm like, hell, yeah, brother, Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Brother, let's do a bump man wow.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Eric r Yeah, hang on, I feel like I just
did a rap wow.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
This morning.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yes, they are Please help me out here, Christopher Carton, right,
I mean, let's hey, Christopher, Christopher, Yes, hey, I'm giving
you tickets to Creed.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Too good? I am hey beggar strict, be Shooted.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
I'll take druggle with Cree.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Sure what I think that was a yes? Yes? Yes,
I say yes. What I need to do? Oh, Christopher
came nowhere.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You need to get a nice piece of ass and
a bottle of Jagger and go to Creed.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah cool, yeah, thank you very much. You're so welcome.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hey, I'll tell you what everybody ninety five point five
FM Rock Chicago. That's right, and so that's ninety five
point five am. Oh hang on, okay, oh god, prison
Tattoo is gonna get your tickets, breeze.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
What do you put on the call map? Please? I
need some like you know or something? I need something? Yeah,
I need to meditator lavender? Okay, I got your spray
right here? Oh give me give me something square there?
You much better? Who everybody? Look at? How calm you are?
Everybody feeling cracked out? Okay, cool, let's have a great Thursday.

(30:23):
Rock ninety five to five. Has everybody recovered? I don't
think you have. Have you come down yet from the
Christopher current crack that I call? All right? Rock ninety
five to five, Good morning. Hey. Have you heard about
these astronauts that are trapped in space? I think I
saw something else? What happened?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
These NASA astronauts are stranded due to Boeing's faulty Starliner
and just got this poor fine news yesterday about their
return mission to Earth. These two astronauts Sunny Williams and
Butch Wilmer, who have already been trapped on the International
Space Station for more than two months. I may not

(31:00):
come back to Earth until February. They're just trapped up
in space until February because of a faulty what it's
a faulty something with Boeing and Starliner.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I don't know what the hell it is, but they're
just stuck up there.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Le US Space Agency revealed a contingency plan that would
launch a two person crew on SpaceX's Crew nine mission
in September, but still wouldn't bring the crew home until
months later.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Oh my god. So they're sending supplies and extra people,
but they're not.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, I mean, I think I feel like people get
stuck in space sometimes when they're on missions, like, oh, yeah,
it happened.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
It happened. So I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
They're stocked with like mrs or whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
They eat up there. Right, here's my question. It's a
guy and a girl.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Okay, so you're stuck up there now until February. That's
a long time. You have needs. You do have needs,
But you think they're gonna smash. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, they're smashing.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
They're already married or in some kind of relationships.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
But what happens in space stays in space.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's a new area code, it's a.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Whole new galaxy. It doesn't count if it's in space.
But that's okay. So let's say they're like gonna do it,
tear me out, real difficult, hear me out. Let's say
they're going to do it in space. He too, because
they're they're alone. You know, nobody knows just those two.

(32:31):
Let's say he relies on the pull out method. No
it's space. No, so uh, that's a you're gonna that's
a mess.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
The ceiling. That's a mess.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
It goes to the ceiling, it just flows it. It's
so like, who has to clean that capsule out?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
If they accidentally get pregnant in space?

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
And then she's up there till February? So I can't
do math?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh yeah, it's not a full term, but it's like almost.
Do you know what I don't want to do experience that?
All right? If? Yeah, I wouldn't want to experience that
in space.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You're saying you wouldn't want to be pregnant in space.
You want to be pregnant on Earth? Is what you're saying.
If they were often, no, it would sucks to be
It sucks to be pregnant on Earth. I'm not gonna lie,
But being pregnant in space there's no like you know,
I mean pre dat'll care of there? Oh yeah, the

(33:34):
floating yes, yeah, floaties you gotta catch it. Well, I mean,
just give me a warrings shot, you know, like tell me,
don't say slack, here comes yeah, whatever? All right, these
are stupid things, like I feel like I just hit
a blunt with that question.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
But it's OK.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It just makes me wonder they're gonna smash I'm sorry.
And they don't have to tell anybody. It's their little secret,
I mean, is it. They've got cameras all over the
space station. You can turn those off or they can
go in the bathroom. Bathroom that's really mile high. It's
like you remember.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
How the astronauts used the bathroom, right, Well, I'm telling you, yeah,
it's a whole it's not a whole lot of privacy.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh boy, it's the end of the world as we
know it.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Let's party man Rock ninety five to five, Good morning, Hello,
thank you for listening. Uh, this is the time of
day where we ask you to send into your text
anything you want to talk about, what a show it's
been already. I'm sure you have comments, anybody you want
to shout out, anything you want to talk about going
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(34:50):
We read them every day, and we'll read them next.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Let's take some calls from the request line.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
King number one, man, I left of text today. Thank
you for all of them. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
We love reading them and we read them every day.
Let's do it. Seven oh eight. First text, never laugh
so hard at the radio. Then listening to Christopher Kern,
Yeah you're welcome, two two four sounds like yeah you're mister.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Christopher Kerr is already a whole model.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
In seven and eight said I'm heading to the Metallica
pop up shop right now.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh, the Metallica pop up shop. Yes, there is a pop.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Up on one twelve South Stay Street like State and Madison.
Pop up opens at ten am and goes until Sunday night.
All the march, all the good stuff, see you after
the show. Damn right, take all my money. Six throe Oh,
Good morning, Angie. What time are you giving away Metallica
tickets that will be in don't kill Angie in about
a half hour. Eight four seven. Angie is my celebrity crush.

(35:50):
Thanks for all you do to get us going in
the morning in Chicago. Oh, you're very sweet. I'm not
a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I am your friend. I'm your girl. I like that.
I'm your siss I'm your auntie, I'm your friend. You
know I'm your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, so then we had a whole bunch of attacks
because I was dragging Maris this morning. Maris is the
commissioner of our iHeartMedia fantasy football league. Yes, and he's
doing all his planning and he is allowing one of
our ex employees to play in the company league.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
I do not like this. It's not like he's been
gone a year.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
He just doesn't matter. He doesn't work here anymore. And
he beat me two years a row and in the
Super Bowl Howl.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
I get he is the champion and he's returning to
different this throw.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Bob the Hadrody of Elmhurst said, sorry, Angie is right.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Eight one five. I agree with Angie. Seven oh eight.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Time to vote in a new commissioner six to three,
Al says Angie stopped trying to get an easy win.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Grow a pair. You can beat Andrew. I believe in you.
I can't. I've tried for three years.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Six three zero totally wrong to let Andrew play. He left,
so he gone to a nine. The champ must defend
his championship, just the way it goes. However, if that
person doesn't win again, you gotta give him the boot.
But no, because Marris will be like man he won
eight four seven. Time to vote in a new president
to run the league. Three one two is a fantasy

(37:13):
commissioner myself. No one ever likes the commissioner decisions. Sorry, Angie,
Maris is right, or he said, Maria is right. Unless
you want to run the league, he makes the call. Yes,
you are the commissioner. I don't like this dictatorship. If
anybody is a fantasy league and you would like me
to join, I'm in because I think I might quit.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh okay, let me just cross this spot.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You want to lose your Michael Jordan, then Michael I
am the Michael Jordan of the league.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
The Carl Malone you lose in the finals is gone. Therefore,
hence too. I am the Michael Jordan and I was
not Malone. I was Pippot. Then we talked about being
stuck in space.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Those people that are stuck in space, the two astronauts,
guy and a girl.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I'm like, they're gonna bang Becky from Lancing. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Now I'm just envisioning a bunch of sperm floating around
the space station and thanks for making my morning.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Buttons ye to nine.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
She's gonna go after those floaters like pac Man campbelto,
Tim says, Angie, hit that blonde again, because I got
a question about space. If they're spending a year or
more out there in space, then what happens with all
their bowel movements? Do they eject them out into space
like Dave Matthews bandit on the river? Do they become

(38:33):
petrified space turd missiles? Or do they clump up and
become a meteorite? Love you guys, love the show. That
is a great question, cameltod Tim, I don't know the
answer to that.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I wish I did. Now I want to know hit.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
The blunt again? Right, it is time to play don't
kill Angie, keep me alive because ooh, the chances to win.
Metallica tickets are dwindling, but I have a pair if
you keep me alive to the Sunday show eight four four.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Ninety five. Fifty call not a play.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Bicker fast, but be careful. One wrong move will kill Angie.
Go kill Angie. And it's only on Rock twenty five.
All right, it is time. The time has come. Now.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Your chances at winning these Metallica tickets are fewer and
farther between now because the show for show is tomorrow.
Second show is on Sunday. No repeat weekend with Metallica.
Let me talk to our player today. Mike from Bloomingdale.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Hi, Mike, Angie.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Hello, I made it through to you guys.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh my god, Mike, you made it. How you doing?
You know?

Speaker 7 (39:51):
I'm driving my truck and I had to stop.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I thought I was dreaming. No, you're not dreaming. Here
you are. You're driving your truck. Holy holy cow.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Watch out for my friends, the lot Lizards. Okay, you
a good block, right, I am a retired lot lizer.
I don't know if anybody knows on muscle retired drug meal.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I have a pass. How many things have you retired from?
I don't want to talk about it. Okay, it's a
shady pass. All right.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
So cast leader Mike, you're gonna play today. Don't kill Angie?
Keep me alive if you do. I'm sending you to
see Metallica at Soldier Field on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Oh my god, I haven't seen them in like fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I'm ready. I haven't do it.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I saw them at Lala a few years ago. Man,
I love Metallica.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Ooh so good. All right, let's do it. Take it away.
Our narrator, berkeleys you and a half shell.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
It's Maris, Yes, Mike, and welcome to Don't Kill Angie.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Earlier we were discussing the two astronauts that were just
told they're going to be stuck in space until February.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
That would suck. Maybe it depends on who you're stuck
up there with. Maybe it would be fun.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Angie needs to use some vacation time and needs to
find someone who would be fun to be stranded in
space with for a few months. Who should Angie pick
for her space mission partner?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Mike? Now? Should it be Tommy Lee or Bennie the Bull.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Oh who should I go to space with? M You
know what I'm going to say, Tommy Lee. Yeah, because
we know what Tommy Lee's working with. I don't know
what Betty the Bull's working with, but we know what
Tommy's working with.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's my buff friend.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
A fine choice, indeed, a fine choice. Indeed, you pick
Tommy Lee.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Angie and Tommy are up in space having a ball.
They're both happy to be away from work and their
families for a while.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, it's a nice vacation.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
After the first day of partying. They need to get
some sleep. Angie forgot to tell Tommy that she snores
so loud it sounds like a free chain. Tommy has
had it with the snoring and kicks her out the porthole.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Angie flats out into space. Why do you have to
kick me so many times?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Oh no, Mike, I'm so sorry you killed Angie.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Oh my man, Mike, It's all right, it's all right, Mike,
because the good news is you're still qualified for our
amazing grand prize.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
What's that, Mike?

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Oh my god, the screaming go yes.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
You got Oh my god, you're going to Ataliga.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Oh my god, take you.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
You're so well. No, thank you for listening. We're we
gonna take with you.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
I'm gonna take my wife.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
She's never been to a character before.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
My god, her first concert at Soldier Field outside the
Pyro the Metallica.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
You're gonna have a couple of brus Kis. Oh, it's
gonna be great. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
It might be a calling day on Monday for work.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Your wife's gonna get pregnant. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Oh my god, you're so welcome.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Love you, Mike. Hang on the line.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
We're gonna get you all hugged up and have a
great time and let us know how the how it was.
I want to know how your wife experienced it. So
call us on Monday and let us know. Okay, thank you, Mike.
You have a great day. Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
And thank you for playing Don't Kill and Joe. More
tickets tomorrow, by the way, more tomorrow. They promised to
do better Rock tonight Tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Hey, tomorrow night, make sure that you are at Cork
and carry Socks Park four to six pm.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Marris and I will be there.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Maybe you just missed out on those Metallica tickets and
don't kill Auntie.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
But we have a pair. We have final pair.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Tomorrow one pairent DK tomorrow, one parent DK final final pair.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yes at Corking Care final pair.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
So make sure you're there, pregame Crosstown Classic cub Socks.
Be there. I think we know how this series is
gonna go, but we won't talk about that, all right.
Ninety five minutes Commercial free Rock is happening in just
a second.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
We do it every single day. It's gonna be a
beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Turn up the rock, turn up the radio, windows down,
let's go rock ninety five to five Rock ninety five five, Yes,
ninety five minutes. Commercial Free just kicked off. Thank you
for rocking with us, Auntie Taylor Shelle.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
How you doing all right? You're on your way to work.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Maybe for every one hundred thousand people working in the
United States, nearly four of them die on the job
every year.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
What yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
If you're thinking, well, the only way I could die
at my job is from boredom, that's true. You never
board at this show, though, yeah, never, never, never, But
there are some jobs that are deadlier than most in America.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
What would you think is a deadly job to have
Cleaning the windows on skyscrapers. You would think that that's
not on this list. It's not. No, I don't know
how those windows window wash. They got to be high
as hell when you're.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Doing sometimes they wear the spider Man outfits and I
like that. Okay, So here are the deadliest jobs. Maybe
you have one of these drivers. Truck drivers thirty deaths
per one hundred thousand workers a year.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
That makes sense because I feel like they push themselves
really hard.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
They do aircraft pilots and flight engineers. Construction is number four,
thirty nine deaths per one hundred thousand Fishing and hunting workers.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Fishing and hunting workers. Fishing and hunting workers, so like
you're like a fisherman out of the orth not, just
like you're picking up bait.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
At the bait shop. Roofers, yes, is number two. That
would that job. Like, God bless you, you guys that
are out here working on roofs when it's one hundred
degrees and you got the black tar heroine, not heroin,
but black.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Tar up there. It's a different kind of roof The
number one deadliest job in America logging.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Workers yeah, oh yeah, why because when when those trees
get the move and after you cut them down.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
You get away trees falling on you.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
It could be a number of things like a chainsaw
accident or the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
All the logging workers one hundred and one deaths per
one hundred thousand workers. You be safe at work today,
you'd be safe at work every day. We need every
single one of you roties. We love you very much,
and we love you so much, and we need your
help with Request Wars. We need your votes is what
we need from you. We're gonna tell you our theme,

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give you our songs. Get ready to vote for what
you want to hear on the radio. Next, It's now
time for Request Wars.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Arm your torpedoes. Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Request.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Find it interesting that today's Request Wars theme was picked
by Marris himself.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Oh seven to eight over here.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Considering the controversy, I wouldn't call it controversy. There is
a controversy regarding the looming fantasy football league for this year.
Here at iHeart because the ringer who I've been in
the super Bowl with the last two years, Andrew. But
he and I boom like number one and number two

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both years he has won both years. Yes, and Drew
quit the station doesn't doesn't work for iHeart anymore. Maris
is allowing him to still play in our league.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yes, bad, he is the reigning champion. He deserves the shot.
You get out to defend this championship and through the
glory of technology.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
So if you can play, what if he wins again?
You just keep letting him play. Yes, Oh, I want
out of this league anyway.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
So Maris, we need a new person in the league.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
The theme today songs are bands that describe your fantasy
football team.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, I am the one time champion, So Maris, what
song do you have today?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Anyone who's been commissioner in a fantasy league knows it's
very hard.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
It's very hard to keep up with.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
It's hard.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
So I start hot and slow and barely make the playoffs,
and if I do, I get washed in the first round.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
So, yeah, you're a middle of the packer. I need
thank you. Yeah, don't say that with such bravido.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Always middle of the pack. You don't do that great, Yes,
thank you, Anne. You're not like me that has a
lot on the line. But go ahead, luck for two
years an row. No, those are good picks, bitch, because
I picked Justin Jefferson when nobody knew who he was,
and look what happened.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
You picked him at the right time in the draft.
Oh go ahead, yeah, thank you. So my team needs
a remedy from cither.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Till all right, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Remedy from Cedar. Is that your pick today? Is that
the song you want to hear on the radio? You
get to vote if that's your pick, text the letter
M to eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
You go with my song today. I'm always so close,
always so close, so close? Who's keeping you from that?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
So close? And your who is still in this league
for some reason, so close?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I call him cryptonite. Almost had everything you would have
lost to somebody else. No, see, and.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
This bitch is gonna take my money again. And he
doesn't even work here. All right now, you're talking about
my money. That's why it makes me mad. This is sambling,
but it's gonna make with my money. It's gonna make
you play that much harder, play hard. You're gonna you're
gonna have your little magazine.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
You're gonna have sheets up to youstening to fantasy podcasts.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
You damn right. I will not do this. I will
not do that.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I'm always so close. I'm always in the super Bowl,
but I always lose. Closer from nine inch Nails. Yes,

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don't you guys think Marris is wrong?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I do anyway?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Closer from nine inch nails. If that's your b today,
text a letter A to eight four four, five fifty.
Let's get these votes in. Remember we need all your votes.
Ninety five minutes. Commercial free is still going. This one
is by special request from Angry Bob.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
There we go. It's Oasis Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
It's ninety five minutes commercial free. Oh boy, White Sox Nation,
Oh boy, breaking news, White Sox fans. They have fired
manager Pedro Grip. Wow, they just fired the White Sox managers.
For fall comes after the Socks recently snapped their twenty

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one game losing streak. I guess that one win didn't
save anything.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Oh when you lose right away? After that? Right to
start a new highly read Yeah we lost yesterday.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Nah, the White Sox say, as we all recognize our
team's performance this season has been disappointing on many levels.
Despite the on field struggles and lack of success, we
appreciate the effort and professionalism Pedro and the staff brought
to the ballpark every day. These two seasons have been
very challenging. Unfortunately, the results were not there and a

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change is necessary as we look to the future and
the development of a new energy around the team. Oh
my god, thank you Jesus.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
What are you thinking Jesus for because we fired with Paul.
That's just one step. Yo, back Auzzie on the field. Please, Ozzie, please,
please come back. Ozzie. Don't yes, he does you come back? Ozzie,
you come back now.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
The White Sox have not named a replacement yet, said
a new manager will be announced before the end of
the season, which seems to go on.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
You know what, if I'm the White Sox, let's take
our time, take your time, let's find somebody. You get
interim coach to just finish the season and got two
months left, make.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
The right decision.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Rush please, we've had problems.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Okay, the season's gone. You're sixty games.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Oh no, it's been gone. It's been gone sixty games
below five nys at least, it's like there's a little
flicker of light here with that announcement.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
So yeah, I mean it's like progress right.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Now typically gets fired, the team gets energized and wins
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Okay, that's fine. We'll see what happens. If I go
to work.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Every day, and you know, we have ratings every three months,
if I have twenty one straight ratings losses, I'm going
to lose my job.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
So it's understandable.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
If you suck at your job for twenty one straight days,
you're going to lose your job.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
But oh my god, I don't know why. I'm just
happy about it. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Let's go White Sox, Go Go, Go, go White Sox.
All right, all right, okay, we are in request worse. Yes,
and now we're going to fantasy football. Welcome to the score. Okay,
today's theme songs or bands about your fantasy football team. Okay, Maris,
you are the challenger today. Your team's always kind of

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in the middle, you know, right, am I right? I
need a fix, you need a remedy.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
See that. If that's your pick. Text the letter M
to eight four four fifty.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
However, my fantasy football team always in the Super Bowl,
always lose, getting closer though.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Nine inch nails. This is my year, is it?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Well no, because you still have Andrew.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Ram the team.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Hey, we all got to beat Andrew. You're not just you.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It matters more to me because you know, yes, I
could have won the money anyway. He is, he is,
he is, He's my Lex Luthor. Damn him nine inch
nails closer. If that's your pick, text the letter A
to eight, four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty.
Let's go get him in rock ninety five to five?
Ozzi Dian what you're joined?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Hello, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
You think he's got to run for that job? I'm
sure he wont by amount of money. If you missed it,
it was breaking a few minutes ago. The White Sox
have fired Griffall, the manager. So I'm just wondering what
Ozzie's up to. Hey, Aussie, are you doing Beaufran? Come on,
run it back all right. Today in Request Wars, the
theme was songs bands that remind you of your fantasy

(55:48):
football team.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Because Marris and I are having a little disagreement about
this whole fantasy football upcoming season.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I know. Well, you're the commissioner. You get to do
whatever you want. I just don't like the dictatorship. Okay,
get to vote on a few things, Okay, Oh okay.
So today, Marris, your pick was see their remedy. You
need a remedy because your team never really does good.
Mine was nine inch nails closer because I'm this much

(56:16):
closer to winning this year that much, which is not
gonna happen because you're still allowing illegals into our league.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Illegals into the league. Yep, Okay, do we have a
winner today? We do?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
As always, I'd like to thank the erodies for all
of their votes.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yes, hell, Yama, yep, and times my ear, it's my ear.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Well it would have been, but Andrew is still here.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
But it's Rock ninety five to five, Rock and roll, Babe,
ninety five minutes commercial free going on. We're not gonna
play that yet, but we will play it in a moment.
Ninety five minutes Commercial free rock is happening right now
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Let's go to the secretary of the show, the head
of all the Roadies, the man, the myth, the legend,
the gay.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
He's Jay.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Good morning to you, my darling, ding dong this morning,
Now listen. This morning we explored things that the Roadies
would never say no to. As expected, Angie, Marris's answers
lined up exactly as you would imagine.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
We're gonna get dragged to hell with this one.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Yes, for Angie, she will never say no to wine,
more so if it's an inappropriate place like a library
or the iheard bathroom when she's crying in the stall
during a song. Great work of course at reheab when
someone is finally convinced that her drinking eight bottles of
mid day could be considered a problem.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Oh, that's a problems a little bit, okay.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
And as for Maris, he'll never say no to the
chance to play a video game or the ability to
punt someone's dog like a football.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Because he.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Oh ma, what that dog? Do you? Uh? What else
do you have? Jay?

Speaker 7 (58:03):
Also this morning, Ronda hr And called the collusion Squad
because Marris is screwing Angie.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Oh I wish I know that's.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (58:15):
I know that sounds ben context, but what I just
said involves, Actually iHeart fantasy football. Okay, I'll see, the
reigning champion left his job at the company because flipping
burgers pays better than iHeart. But Commissioner Marris has decided
that the champ must defend his trophy.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Okay, m hm.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
The rub here, though, is that Angie has made to
the super Bowl the last two years, but drops the
ball at the big game every single time, and she
assumes that the McDonald's employee the month is about to
beat her once again for the third time in a row.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Yeah, probably, he probably will. Do you think that's fair, Jay?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
I mean does Anymorechnically is the champion, so he has
his championship.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
So what if what if he remains a champion for
like ten years, We're still supposed to, like.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Let me play in our team to championships work. Don't
you want to beat the best?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Jay? You said it the best there, thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I do want to, But I am the best now
that he's gone, and I would just like to asking
it for one moment please.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Technically he's still in, so that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
If he wasn't here, second best, it's kind of like
taking out Tanya Harding, you know, then, or like not
Tanya hardy taking out Nancy Kerrigan. That's what I'm trying
to do. I don't want him to win again, so somebody,
I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Don't want him to win again either, But I'm not
just gonna take it away because he left jobs?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Why champion? Who cares about his feelings? All right? Where
can we find your notes? Every day?

Speaker 7 (59:44):
You can find my notes on Rocking ninety five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tap.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Be like every other iHeart employee, once you leave here,
you're dead to us.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
What to all all the never mind? I caught that shape.
I am slow on the uptake today.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Hey, if you missed anything on the show, please, I implore
you check out our podcast, The Angie Taylor Show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Just searched that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
On your free iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your
podcasts is rock in ninety five.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
It's time for the ten o'clock Toast on the Angie
Taylor Show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner toast, dumb Fellowship,
Chuggy chug a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Today's ten o'clock toast goes on to all the crazy
cat ladies and crazy cat men and all the cats
because it's National Cat Day. Do you love a cat?
Meres maris you love cats?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
What kind of cats? You're talking about? Cats? You're talking about?
You know, kitty cats, the cats I am allergic to
the danders. It's got be a hairless cat.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Are you one of those people that say that you're
allergic to cats, but you're not really allergic to cats,
but you just say it souse you don't want to
be a round cat.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
You can watch after I get around a cat.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
It's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I know some members of the show here have cats.
I myself, I'm not a cat person. I believe it
was Edgar Allan Poe who said a cat, Wait, a
dog will kill.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
A dog will give his own life to save you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
If you're being murdered, A cat will murder you to
save itself. Because cats are selfish bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
They have double eyes. I'm very proud we got there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I don't even know if that was the exact quote,
but something like that, you know what I mean, Like
cats are selfish. Yeah, basically, dogs will do anything to
protect their owner. A cat will eat you alive if
they're hungry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
So shout out to the cats.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
So wait a second, but there's like oh, there's so
many cutes. So my new house now has these cute
little stray kitties in the neighborhood. There's two of them,
and I started to feed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Him, and now my husband's mad at me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Why why are you feeding stray cats because they're cute.
I'm not like playing with them. I'm just like leaving
a little food out. Well, I'll show them where the
pigeon coop is next door to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Get that out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That's not gonna help much. Give your pet cat a
little extra pet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Today, little kitty, Give a little kitty pet, or you can.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Get some fancy feast. Isn't that like the bougie? Isn't
that the cavea cat food?

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
I mean, wet cat food is supposed to be fancier
than dry cat food.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Right, wet cat food is yeah. Or you could be
like HP, she's got a cat and she has wet shredded.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Cheese and her fridge. She's like, don't talk about my
shred of cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I got a little business.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I got distracted a second ago.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
You kept talking about petting the kitty, and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I come over and pet my two kids. I got
two kitties. You got two kitties pet. Yeah. Wow, that's impressive, right,
how do you manage all that? Well, it's a lot.
And they're both hairless. Oh they're both hairless. Yes, okay,
so I don't need to come up, not because of allergies,
just a hygiene.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Okay, so they're not they're mad at they're hairless. So
I can come over without vinage. Pet your kiddies.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
You come over.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Whenever you want and pet my cat. My door is
always open, the front door of the door, the downstairs
one in the gangway. Yeah, you can come over whenever
you want. I know you had a gang Yeah, I'm
going gangster, all right, come over and pet the kitties
in the gangway. Yes, every gangster has a gangway, all
right from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Bitch this all right? Thank you so much for listening.
We love you. Rhodes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Walt is up next. Much like a hairless cat. He's
fun to pet. Wow. Wow, what picture Walt.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
He's next Rock ninety five to five.