August 14, 2024 • 58 mins
We've made it to hump day and for some of us, that just means the week is half over. However, for Angi that means she is one day closer to her possible doom (I know, I say this every week but this time it may actually happen.) See, she is headed for a destination wedding in Jamaica tomorrow (which you can read more about in the rest of the notes) and so our show was very wedding centric this morning. The Daily Discussion Topic for example, tackled a couple who don't want to have a booze filled wedding (why even go?) because they don't drink. For this reason they aren't keen on an open bar and though they don't care if others drink, they don't want to pay for it. Apparently, somewhere along the lines cash bar got lost and Angi immediately put her foot down saying not to invite her if there is no bar. To be fair though, if they had an open bar with her there, well.... Anyway, the point that was trying to be made here is that if you are having a 6 hour party and there is no liquid courage to enhance the funtivities, people are not going to have fun dancing (and will more than likely sneak in flasks.) The point is to cater to the needs of your guests who are there to celebrate you but at the same time, they want to let loose and have fun. Now, that isn't to say that there are some rules that are fine including no kids, which Angi enforced at hers. This was because relatives were coming in from out of state and she wanted them to enjoy Chicago without being bogged down by brats. Of course, enforcement of this could only go so far as people insisted they bring their demon spawns and some of them even came for poor suffering Jay the Straight telling him his mother would have been disgusted by the imposed rule. That wasn't the only drama as there was also that thing with the guy selling cocaine and an uncle that got so drunk he was carried out and then came back for more an hour later. As for myself, I'm a wedding menace and have stories about my pants falling off, falling drunkenly into the DJ booth, peeing in an unused hall of a venue, a car accident and so much other nonsense that there isn't room here for. All of this nonsense had us asking the roadies what went down at either their weddings or ones they attended. Up first on the Request Line was Sarah who saw the best man propose to his girlfriend in the middle of the best man speech and then get thrown out by the pissed off groom. Jim's mother in law showed up which was enough to wreck things plenty but then she swapped out booze on the table for coffee services. Carter had a stranger throw beer labels at him and it made him want to resort to violence but our roadies are stand up citizens so he held back but he was pissed. Amy's ex husband was at a wedding with her and while she was in the bathroom, he requested their wedding song to the DJ. When she came out, he dragged her to the dance floor for an awkward dance. Mark made a best man speech saying he heard it should be as long as the groom is making love to his wife for the first time and then ended it a second later. If you are looking for more roadie thoughts or have your own, hit up our Facebook group (Angi Taylor Show) and drop us a comment.
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Zenzig Rock at your home, dude. Good morning, Home Dude.
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You went to Green Day last night?
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How was the show? It was fantastic. Anybody who's ever
seen Green Day knows that you can't help but shake
your ass at that show.
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And it was the Dukie album it was.
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It was so cool.
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I didn't realize that until Walt actually told me right
before I was walking out of the building. I was like, wow,
that's like I grew up on that record. Same thirtieth
anniversary of the Dukie album. So God, we're old.
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I know.
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Don't do the math.
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My daughter came downstairs one time with a Dookie T
shirt on, and I was like, you like Green Day
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Does, it does, but whatever.
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Yeah, So, Happy home day, Good morning roadies.
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How you doing, Angie Taylor Show, Let's tell you what
happened on this day. Today is August fourteenth, twenty twenty four.
On this day, August fourteenth, nineteen fifty nine, Magic Johnson's born.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
He's sixty five today.
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Los Angeles Lakers legend, often referred to as the greatest
point guard of all time.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And just a great businessman on.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Top, great businessman, greatest point guard of all time. We
got Steph Curry out here. I don't know, yeh, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Mmm, but say something.
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Good at beating diseases too, Yes, it's very good at
eating diseases.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Good for that man, Yes, still alive.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, Like, holy moly, we were worried.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, no joke.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
When he got AIDS in the.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
In the height of the AIDS epidemic. It was wild
that he survived. And everybody's like, oh, money, money, money,
But now everybody does.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, you know someone who has had that for a
long time and they're great.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
My brother had HIV, yeah, and is undetectable now because
the drugs are so good.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
On this day in two thousand, riot police fired pepper
spray and rubber bullets to clear a crowd of nine
thousand people at a free Rage against the Machine concert
outside the Democratic National Convention in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
La Rage against the Machine playing the DNC.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Can they play that next week?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The right?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That would be amazing. I will be down there on
this day.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
In two thousand and two, drowning Poole's lead singer Dave
Williams was found dead and the band tour bus during
the os Fast tour.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
He was only thirty years old. Drugs and alcohol were
not the cause.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He died of cardio mayopathy myopathy, a disease of the
heart muscle for which he was never diagnosed. That's scary
stuff with the heart, when you don't know you have
a heart condition and all of a sudden you're gone
like some of these athletes. Oh yeah, yes, it happens
all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's crazy.
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And today's Florida Man, Florida Man, Rex liquor shot with forklift.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Blames hookah smoking caterpillar.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It wasn't me, man, it was that houkah smoking caterpillar
took the forklift. Hell, that's so Florida. That's what happened
on this day. Thanks for being with us today on
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Before the show starts, when we're all kind of like
sitting in hear me and Maris and Michael, you know,
we're like prepping for the show and looking at stories
and blah blah blah, and Michael's like, Wow, a woman
went from a bee cup to a sea cup and
an injectable breast implant procedure. I'm like, I happen to
have that story and pictures. Amazing that that's the one
that you gravitated to. But come on, This woman named
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Aaron Alexander recently underwent the world's first injectable breast implant procedure,
going from a small bee to a sea cup in minutes.
She shared how she was walking the next day back
to exercise within a few days.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The downtime is minimal.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Her doctor explained that he made just a tiny incision
like erase her head size. Then a balloon is used
to create space for an implant, which is then inserted.
So unlike traditional implant surgery, which requires anesthesia, you got
scars whatever, this new method like barely a scar, barely
any recovery time. She said she wanted to avoid scarring
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and look natural and it looks good. Yeah, like there's pictures.
The whole process took forty five minutes. Wow, from check
into leaving.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I think this doctors onto something.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh my god, you don't have that foot pump that
would have been great.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You could if you want next day, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You can probably just go pump it a while because
do you weeks Yeah, like not like I went back
to work. But you can't like raise your arms above
your head to wash your hair. Yeah, like it's it's rough.
And then you have at first you have like these
drainage things.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
This does not sound fun at all.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Drain like liquid out, it's just gross. But this is amazing.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, So if you're in the market for some new boobies,
maybe just wait until this becomes a more common regular thing. Yes,
a regular thing. But forty five minutes in and out
new boobs. Wow, you could you could get ready to
go out on a Friday, Go get some new boobs
for the club and be.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Out that night. That's insane wild.
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Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
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Here's what's up woo.
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People on the Near West Side are big mad right now.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They said they thought they were prepared for next week's DNC,
which will largely be held at United Center until notice
Monday morning. Change that feeling. No parking signs everywhere on
the street in the alleys.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
How do you do? That's exactly what they're saying.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Go find a garage, said fifty bucks a day.
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They said it gave them thirty six hours to find
a place to move their cars for the next ten days.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wow, ten days, fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
A day usually, Wow, that's a.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Lot of money.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It racks up real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Restrictions begin this morning at eight am and last until
August twenty fifth.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Would it be cheaper to just get your car towed
and then lee for nobody? Is that you have a
daily to fee like storage fee. Yeah, so that's a
good question. Okay, someone in the suburbs, the driveway there.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You go that, like, even just somebody a few blocks away, right,
can I park here? I'll pay you twenty dollars a
day or something anything that's cheaper than Chicago parking.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But that sucks.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Speaking of what sucks is when you go through TSA
and your bag goes off to that one side where
they have to pull your bag and like dig through
it because oh my god, my my bottle of perfume
is too big and whatever. But it's been twenty years
so by now everyone knows the TSA. TSA limits liquids
on carry on luggage to three ounces, but that could
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be changing. Airports have started upgrading to new scanners, which
can allow for as many liquids as you want in
containers up to two leaders down the milk two leaders
what do you need with two leaders? The perfume coke
in there, but the scanners. They roll out the new
scanners very slow. It's going to take until twenty forty
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to upgrade all two thousand screening lanes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Wow, so sixteen years, jeez, look forward to it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, all right, you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Some sports, Michael, Yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Cubs lost the close one last night to the Guardians
two to one. Yankees beat the Socks last night four
to one. Shut her surprise and a huge, very cool thing.
The Hinsdale Little League team has made it to the
Little League World Series. Oh that's awesome, Hensdale. I didn't
know this until this morning, Marris.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Let me know. Apparently Hinsdale is a big sports town.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
If you want your kid to succeed in sports, move
to Hinsdale because they all become pros.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh yeah, they beat us up in high school all
the time.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
The Bears drafted Hinsdale native Karine amagata Je on offensive tackle,
and the Bulls selected Hinsdale native Madis Bozellis.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Matis Buzellis And like the Hensdale Little League. Now there's
something in the water over again.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
A year going right? Now?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Did they put steroids in the water.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
These kids are just slamming.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The kid's got eighteen pythons.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
The Yankees are in town for another game tonight seven ten,
and the Cubs are in Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
They play at five forty.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Right on.
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Thank you, that's what's up for your day.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five Rock and ninety five to five. I think
if you think back to when you were in school,
you can remember the names that were really popular because
there was like five kids in your class that had
a certain name, like I feel like Ashley's Yeah, Crystal,
Crystal Wow. Actually it was like a big one, or
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like Jessica or whatever it was. But it seems like
every kid is being named Liam and Olivia these days.
Those are like the big names. But that won't always
be the case. Maybe names come and go out of fashion.
So I'm gonna tell you the names that will never
be popular again.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
They're saying, oh damn, like.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Don't even like, which will maybe make some people name
their kids these things, but so some of them, there's
no way no. I mean, I'm sure you can think
of a few, but we'll talk about that next Rock
ninety five to five Hey, Saint Jase.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Rock naety five to five. Hey at home.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
If you have a kid in school, I'm sure he's
going to school or she's going to school with a
bunch of Liams and Olivia's. It's like the big name
maybe won't always be the case. But there's a list
of online old school names that people say will never
become popular again. Some names that you will never that
will never be huge. Number one Godzilla Gorilla Johnson. Yeah,
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that's a that's an original, unless there's a junior I'm kidding,
unless Marris actually went to school with somebody named Godzilla
or Gorilla Godzilla Johnson.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Number one is Elmo. What people used to be named
Elmo but not anymore. I thought you were joking no
back in the day, like it's an old school name. Interesting,
But yeah, Kermit for the same reason there were kermits
everybody really. Yes, gay for women and gay lord for men. Ebenezer, wow,
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mister Scrooge. Yes, Adolph for obvious reasons. One Errol like
Errol Flynn whatever, that's actually kind of cool. Yeah, Errol's
a little boy in this name is Errol.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Horace Horace I mean, unless you grant Yeah, and it's
not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Trying to get your hands on some grants like Horace Karen, Yeah, yeah,
Karen Poor Karen's fanny that was isis well, Yeah, iis too, Bartholomew,
that's cool. Bertha Alexa Amazon ruined that, of course Lance.
I don't know why Lance is out. I'm sure well controversy.
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I don't know he was a murderer or anything.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He wasn't, but it was a lot of Yeah, there
was a lot uh live strong Phyllis.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Maybe it sounds too much like syphilis.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's a you thing nobody else heard. Phyllis was like, yeah,
yeahs I haven't heard in a long time.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So I said.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Gary, and I'm like what because they said, can you
imagine a baby named Gary? I can't like a baby
named Gary, but it's kind of funny, like baby that
look like or like you get a dog and you
name it Gary, like I love when people name their
dogs like human names. Yeah, Prudence, anything with a pure
puritanical name like Chastity, Charity, Archibald, Archibald Archibald. But there
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are plenty of kids being named Archie. Because Prince Harry
named one of his son's Archie, and it kind of spiked.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I was thinking more like Archer from like the f
X show.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh Archer. Yeah, and then Broomhilda, like come on.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I also feel like.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Like I would die to meet like a four year
old name broom Hilda.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Sorry about your name, Broomhilda. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I feel like this was nothing but a challenge, like, yeah,
what name some of these?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Obviously there's names that will never research again.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
My grandma's name was Alfrida, Alfrida, Alfrida, Harris with Elfrida,
that's a cool name.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, it's like the feminine of Alfredo, Alfredo, Alfrida and Alfredo.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So just you know, babies on the way, Maybe little
Horace can wait a while.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's Rock ninety five to five, Rock nuety five to five.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Hey, how you doing? Happy Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Auntie Taylor's show going to be eighty seven today, Humid Sonny,
Thank you for listening. I'm leaving tomorrow to go to
Jamaica for a wedding.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Nice. Nice, I mean it's a hurricane and a travelers.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
What I'm saying, tropical storm or Nesto has formed in
the Caribbean, not a Nesto. It's bearing down on Puerto
Rico and the Virgin Islands. It's the fifth storm of
the Atlantic hurricane season. Expect you to bring strong wrens.
You know, it's a it's a hurricane. They possible for
lighting in mud slides. It's turning toward you know, other places.
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So it's right where I'm going. I don't even know
if my flight's gonna get off. Honestly, there's a hurricane.
There's a level three travel warning for Jamaica because of
the crime. Right now, great time to go.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
To a wedding.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, it's a beautiful time.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Beautiful time should be. I'm sure there's gonna be no problems.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
What oh boy, I just held up a like a
satellite image. Holy moly, big storm going into the eye
of the store.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Man.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Are they getting married outside?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, it's Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You don't go to Jamaica wedding. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I get married in a conference hall in Montego. But
but I was telling my husband, I'm like a little nervous,
you know, like your hurricane and travel warning, Like you
think we should rethink this, And he's like, well, we
can rethink it. I mean, we're gonna be out four
thousand dollars. I'm like, we're going to We're going to
maca man, fight it out. We're going to figure it out.
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How long are you willing to sit at the airport
to make this happen? Not long, because that's the worst
part for me. I can't. I can't sit at airports.
I'll go crazy. I'll go crazy. But we're in the
thick of wedding season. Michael or new guy, Michael. I
know you just got married. Mike, just got married April
fourteen or sorry? Is it the only one that's going
to remember this?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
May fourteen, and that's your wedding day and my wedding
day as well, and not planned, not playing well of course.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Now I don't even know you thirteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Completely random. Yeah, yeah, I got married and you got
married on Hawaii, on an island on a beach ship.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No tornado or no hurricanes there, Thank goodness. Was there
anything weird that happen?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
We did have to move our wedding because the beach
was packed with people and the tide was too high
and they were like, sorry, guys, we can't do it here. Oh,
so we had the whole wedding party, just like move
half a mile up the beach and start walking up
the beach. Yeah, but Chelsea was running late anyways, So
there it worked out.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Okay, it worked out. Everything worked out.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
We are in the thick of wedding season, and I
want to talk about drama that goes down at weddings
because there's always something. I mean, yours ended up being
kind of okay. Yeah, but we'll talk about that next.
Rock naety five to five, Rock Naughty five to five.
Hello Roady is good morning, Happy Wednesday. You're gonna be
eighty seven today.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sunny humor. I don't know, wonder boop sweat all that.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I contend that there are two times in life, major
life events that people show their asses for, like you,
family members, whatever it is, people go crazy. Oh yeah,
and you really find out what an a hole somebody
is during a death in the family because everybody else
goes for the money grab and all that stuff. And
during a wedding. A lot of times weddings, it'll show
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you which relatives or friends of yours are a holes.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh yeah, really you know this.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Soon to be a married couple does not drink and
they're annoyed they have to pay for an open bar
at their wedding. It's annoying that you're basically required by
polite society here to have an open bar at your wedding.
Katie wrote on Twitter, neither me nor my partner drink
and we don't care if other people do, but must
we pay for it? Her post got a bunch of
(18:03):
mixed responses. Cash bar, Yeah, the cash is the easiest solution.
Like you drink and I don't. I mean, I get it,
I get that there's a lot of people that don't drink,
but don't invite me to your wedding without a bar there, Like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Care if it's a cash bar, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Just if I have to sit there for six hours
and not have a drink dinner. You know, you got
a dance floor and I'm like sober dancing.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
To come on? What is this?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And that's fine if you don't drink, But like, you
have guests, you're inviting guests, you're having a party. Do
you have parties at your house with no booze?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Some people said you do not have to have liquor
at your wedding. If your friends love you, they will understand. Sure,
they'll probably show up, but they'll talk behind your back
and they'll be pissed, and they're smuggling in the flasks
as well.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Don't do it. Let them pay for the drinks. Who cares.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
People who spend less on weddings stay together longer. I
don't know if that's true. Others were not in her camp,
saying it's called having a party. It's a social event.
It's not all about your preferences. I agree with that completely.
Excluding drinks is not great for your guests. The thing
is universal access and making sure that you're catering to
all your guests needs, whether they like alcohol or not.
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Very nice. I at my wedding had a no kid's policy.
Oh I love that because most of my and my
husband's relatives were coming in from out of state, sure,
and we wanted them to come to Chicago and have
a fun weekend without the kids. Yea, a grown and
sexy weekend. We got married at the w beautiful like
have fun, let's party. However, there were a couple of
(19:38):
family members that insisted on bringing their kids a problematic
and accused my husband of you know, like, oh, your
mother would be disgusted that you don't want your nieces
at the wedding. God Jesus, you know, just drama, drama.
I had one one of my uncles got so drunk
he had to be carried out.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That was some drama.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Like one arm around one guy's no, I have one
arm around the other guy's neck.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Just carried out of the wedding.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You He passed out for like an hour and came
back and started going at it together. Puck and Rally, Baby,
Pug and Rally. But I want to know about the
drama that went down, either at your wedding or a
wedding that you were at. Some drama went down and
you were like, I cannot believe this is happening at
a wedding. Maybe there was a fight, did the cops come,
Maybe somebody passed out. Maybe the groom was banging somebody
(20:27):
he shouldn't have been banging.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Wow, you know what was it? What was the drama?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Eight four four, nine, ninety five fifty somebody will get
tickets to Incubus. Call now we're taking your calls. Rock
at ninety five to five. Good morning, and we are
in the thick of wedding season.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I am going to a wedding this weekend in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't know who plans a wedding in the Caribbean
during high hurricane season, but.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Whatever, especially with a really good deal.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Probably and there's a hurricane there right now. Should be fun.
But I want to know about wedding drama. We all
have been to a wedding. Maybe it was at your
own wedding where there's some drama. What went down? Let's
talk to Sarah from Wedding Indiana. Hey, Sarah, Hey, Hey
what window?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, so the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
I was at a wedding once where the groom, so
the best man decided to propose to his girlfriend, oh
like in the middle of his best man's peace.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh no, even and double worst.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Don't propose that wedding, and especially if you're giving the speech.
The speech is most about the couple that's getting married there.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yes, that's so rude, exactly.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
And so the groom got pissed because it was like
his little brother that was kind of a strange anyway,
and he just kind of did it because he thought
he should, you know. So he got super pissed and
kicked him out and made like this huge scene and
kicked him out at the wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I mean, I don't blame him. I'd be pissed to
me neither, Sarah. That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Witness.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, thank you so much for the call. You have
a great day. Everybody hanging the line. Somebody's in.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Get tickets to inqbus. Let's talk to you.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Jim from Homer Glenn, Hey, Jim.
Speaker 12 (22:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
And Angie?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Mine? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
What happened?
Speaker 13 (22:10):
My mother in law showed up.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
She wasn't invited.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
He was invited, but I had to put up with her.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well did she do anything to like make the day
bad for you? Or just her presence along? She did?
You know?
Speaker 13 (22:26):
The place wanted to put booze on the table for everybody,
and she nicked that for the coffee service. Oh no,
I had explain everyone what coffee service was.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh boo.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't blame you, Jim. That would piss me off
to've never heard of that until today. Man, Yeah, they
have coffee services. That's some weddings, Jim. Hold on, that's
a good one. Hang on, Let's go to Carter from Hobert.
Speaker 12 (22:49):
Hey, Carter, Hey, how's it going Angie on the show.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Hey, thanks for being on the show, and thanks for calling,
thanks for listening. All right, what happened at the wedding?
Speaker 12 (22:59):
So, my girlfriend is a teacher, so you know she's
got a heart of gold. All of her friends do too.
You know, one of the.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
Boyfriends that were actually going to be going to their
wedding here at the end of the year, who I
don't know very well, thought that it would be and funny.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
To rip off his beer.
Speaker 12 (23:17):
Label and throw it at me. And it acts like
he didn't do it.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
As I was sitting at the table by myself, minding
my own business placing sports bets, and.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
I wanted to be the guy who, you know, resorts
to violence.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
But you know, I think about my girlfriend and and
where I was and my surroundings, and it just was
not the time or the play.
Speaker 15 (23:41):
Ame.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
What a weird thing to rip off a beer label
and throw it at you. That's like so random.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
Yeah, that's they were one of my good friends. You know,
it would have been completely fine.
Speaker 14 (23:51):
I posted the story a thousand times. If it was
my good buddy, Yeah, we would have all had a laugh.
But I didn't like the way she acted like he
didn't do it, you know, screen, I just kind of
gave him the death stare and let him know what's
up there.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm over here on DraftKings trying to put a parlay down. Right,
Hang on, Carter, Let's go to Amy from hober another
Hobra Hey, Amy.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Hey, Angie and Marris Hi.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, what happened in the wedding?
Speaker 15 (24:18):
So we were at a friend's wedding. I was going
through a divorce and so soon to be x Has
was there as well and just trying to have a
good time and not be a bummer since we're both there.
And I went in the walks room and my girlfriend
comes running in there.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Oh my god, girl. He just went up to the
DJ and requested your guys a song that you guys
got married to your wedding. Wow out at the bathroom
door for me when I came out to.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Drag me out there him, did you danswer?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Then?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I did, but it was very awkward and every.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, wait, let me ask what was your wedding song?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
By the way, still the one by Shania Twain.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
S oh Man.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And you can never hear that song again now, right,
Hang on the line, Amy, all poor thing Let's go
to Mark from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hey Mark, Hey, Andy and Merrits.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Michael tell us about the wedding.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
I was at a wedding in Connecticut and this isn't
much drama, but the best man goes up and he
goes uh well.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
I looked up online how long the best band speech
is supposed to be, and I read.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
That it's to be as long as the as the
groom laughs while making love to his d wife for
the first time after they they're married, and that al
raise the glass.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I have seen so many bottomie laughing. I've seen.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm sure like people get too drunk, and you know,
it's people's biggest fear is public speaking as well, so
you're nervous you're drinking. I've seen people talk about, oh,
remember that black book that you had of all those
girls with stars and like the hookers that we had
at the bachelor party, like crazy crazy, hang on the line, Mark,
Can we go back to Carter from Hobert. Hey Carter, Yes, Hey, Hey,
(26:11):
what's going on? We're gonna send you to Incubus my
mind whoo.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
Oh my god, this would be like my eighth time
seeing them.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, well, you love Incubas.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
Yes, my birthday is July twenty ninth, and typically they're
always at Tinley Park right around my birthday.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
It was at Incubist was actually my first concert when
I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wow, justin I love I Love Incubus and there was
coheedon Cambria and not at They're gonna be at All State,
not at Tinley All State Arena August twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You're going, okay, I have a great time.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
All right, Hey, Angie, can I get one request from you?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (26:44):
I would love to be the head.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Roady of Hobert. Please.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I think we have a head Roady Holbert.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
You will double check that and get back with you, Carter.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, we'll double check on that. We do have Roady
appointments on Fridays at nine am. But yeah, we'll get
back to you on that. You could and if we
do have a head Roady of Hope where you could
be the head Roady of getting a beer labels thrown
at your head?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
How about that? All right?
Speaker 16 (27:06):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (27:06):
You know what if it's coming from you, guys, I
love it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
We love you, Carter, Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Hanging the live mak.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You prison tattoo will get you all hooked up, have
a great time. Anybody else that wants to go Live
Nation dot Com. It's Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yes, I'm your sweaty home Dury. It's Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Auntie Taylor show how you doing sexa Rodies? It's Wednesday.
It's also White Sox Wednesday. Yes ready or no? Uh So?
Last weekend Crosstown Classic YEP.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Shout out to Cork and Carrie for having us on site.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Thank you so much. Shout out to my boy friend
South Paul who came and saw me.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I love yourself, Paul, Michael Big mic Here, Big mic
Big mic went to your first White Sox game.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, it was so great.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I'm kind of a nerd for stadiums, so I like
seeing different stadiums and stuff, and it was a really
nice stadium.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Sox Park is great for as bad as the team is.
The stadium was great.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And you actually got to attend a game that had
people at it.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah that's good. Is that not normally a thing?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, this season's been a.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Little rough showing up, but it's not. They whooped the
Yankees two days ago, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
What they lost last night?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
All right, Yeah, but that you know, there's always a
lot of cool things going on during the season, you know,
Socks Park.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
A lot of stuff. Campfire Sunday, Oh my god, did
you have one? I didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I saw it on Instagram when I got home, and
I was like, how did I miss this?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'm dying to know what that tastes like.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
But they already have twenty twenty twenty five season tickets
on sale right now. It's one hundred and twenty years
of White Sox baseball.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You get access to the best seats at the best value.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Biggest matchup savings on single games opening days.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
March twenty seventh. Already looking forward next year?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, yes, let's just skip to twenty five. Can we
do that?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Can we do that?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Only up from here?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
But listen, we support our teams in the good and
in the bad. And it's summer and being outside at
a park. I don't care what if your little league
or whatever ball game. It's just nice to just kick
back with a beer or like one of those campfire things.
So if you want to go, if you want to
go see the White Sox, I have a family four
pack of tickets. You and three people you and three friends,
(29:15):
you and your fam eight four, four, nine, five, ninety
five to fifty collar eleven you.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Got them rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Good morning, home day. Let me talk to Clinton from Mantino.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Hey Clinton, how's it going. It's going good? How you
doing today?
Speaker 8 (29:32):
A real good?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Are you at work?
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I'm an operating engineer.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Tell ye, look, I I'm fifty stand up man. Hey Clinton,
I got you the family four pack for the White Sox.
Speaker 12 (29:45):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yes, you're a Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, yeah, I don't assume the Cubs fans will be
calling for the White Sox tickets.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
But it's still.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
In fact, most white Sox people aren't calling for the
White Sox tickets.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
But Clinton stand there.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's a historic year, isn't it.
But we're fans.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
We support no matter what the ups and the downs.
So Clinton, you and the fan are going to go
have a great time. Okay, thank you, You're so welcome.
Have a great day at work. Hang on the line.
We'll get you all hooked up. Prison tattoo will get
you all hooked up. I haven't got a one baseball
game this year. You haven't that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, I h a month ago.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I went to a few last year, but I haven't
been to one and I only went to a couple
of Bulls games. I've been slacking. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Maybe I want to go to a Bears game?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Me too, big time this year we have a show
like Bears Game Day.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
You got money, honey, sure, Bears tickets are mad expensive.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Super expensive.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I'll take you to a Bulls game though, Yes, got
season tickets for that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I cannot wait to go to the United Center.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yes, and we're going to have a field trip to
go see the black Hawks.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's hockey is the best.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
We're coming up on hockey season, football season.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Bull season.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Thank you, Thank for listening.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
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Next. Let's take some calls from the request line.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Bring it calling number one. Thank you for all the
text roads. We love you.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
We take them every day. We just want to know
what's going on with you. You know, you get to hear
us yacking all day. What's going on with you? Angry
Bob first one in the morning. Now that is a
kick in the f ing crotch. Thanks for the motorhead.
Hell yeah, you're welcome, Asu spades this morning.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Two and nine.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Dan from Crompoint just want to give a shout out
to my son read. I have a great first day
of first grade.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Oh my gosh, school have fun.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Read. I just had like a little like like my
stomach got a little sick because you know, like oh
just like PTSD of when it's like the week before
school starts to Sunday. Get yeah, eight one to five,
Good morning, Angie, big m and Michael.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Hey, this is Mike from Bloomingdale.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
The question is for Michael, what were the bands that
used to listen to when you were in school? Wereing
you into any certain bands or type of music?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I mean, if we're talking like high school, middle high school,
it was lots of Green Day, lots of Blinklin eighty two. Yeah, yeah,
right up that, right up the alley.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You're at the right station.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, Mike Myers a head rody of Halloween. Good morning
you three. I had surgery yesterday and slept from two
pm until just waking up now at six am to
you guys. What a way to go to get up. Wow,
I hope you're feeling good. Yes, Bob from Elmers, Good morning, Michael.
We need a nickname for you. That's fun let the
roadies shoes, that's find okay. Any nicknames for Michael, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
(32:46):
Send in your nicknames straight. You're gonna get one, whether
you like.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
It or not.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's just the way Chicago runs.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Eight one to five is the text number the same
as the call in line for Chainsaw Fridays. Yes, the
text line the call in line win stuff to request up,
it's all the same. Seven seven three, Good morning. This
is Tim from Chicago. I went to see hair Banger's
Ball last Friday. They were awesome. Have a great day
in rock on love. Hair Bangers Ball amazing, Mike. You
know they're a cover band and they do.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
All like, Oh, I'm very familiar. Oh you are amazing.
They're great.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
They've played they've played our Kegs and Eggs before.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh cool. Two and nine.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Good morning y'all. But did I hear someone wants to
be head Rody of Hobert. Yeah, I don't know. Man
got to sing better than me and karaoke if you
want that title, buddy, that's what we should do. A
karaoke battle and whoever wins it gets the head Rody
of Hobert.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Fun, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Nine to seven. Oh tell Big Hump Day, Mike, Big
Hump Bike that the.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Avalanche will always be better than the Hawks, even if
a betting man himself hands them a cup personally.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Huh do you know where I moved from?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
I am a big Nathan McKinnon Kyle mccar Avalanche fan,
and I agree with you, but I am excited to
watch the black Hawks on the come up.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Mm hmmm six or zero? Where's the next Auntie Taylor
show stop?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
We are going to be at region ale tap region al?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Northwest Indiana, Northwestern Brother, Oh share all the state lines?
Is that in September? Yes, yes, in September. We'll let
you know when we get closer to the date. Okay,
what was the wedding drama? That was the question today?
Joe the had Roady wrestling. The big problem with my
wedding was who walked down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh yeah, that's a problem. That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Sixth rough Oh the wedding drama.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
First drunk street fight with drunk aunt and mother in
Law's awesome. The second someone pulled a fire alarm at
old Stone Champel and Lamont Museum in the basement. Oh
big flood, Oh god. Sixth roy Oh, here's some wedding drama.
My cousin's daughter got married. It was a dry wedding.
I snuck in some of those little bottles of Baccardy
to make Bacardi and cokes. At the end of the night,
(34:49):
we all said our goodbyes. My cousin said, everything went
well except certain members of our family complaining about the
lack of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
For certain members of our family.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Oops, I think she saw me spiking my glass of coke.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I blame you, dude, seriously.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Gus an awesome move.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
First of all, you've gotta hang out with your family,
which can be very stressful at any event. I don't
care if it's a happy event, it can be very
stressful to hang out with a family. So shoo, How
am I supposed to dance the chicken dance? If I
don't have a couple drinks in me. You know, the
weird uncle wants you to sit on his lap. Forget
it now, bring in my flask. Thank you for all
the tags. We love you, Rodies. I'm gonna tell you what's.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Up for your day. News and info that you need
is in minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Rock ninety five to five, Down Guarden, Rock ninety five
to five. How you doing? You want to keep me alive?
Keep me doing well? How about that? Keep me alive today?
And don't kill Angie, And I'm gonna send you see
corn and goes to your raw at Credit Union One
Ampitheater called out to play eight four four nine ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday, big or.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Fast, but be careful. One wrong move will kill Angie.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Don't Killie and it's only on rock.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Be nice.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
If you have me alive today.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I mean I'll probably die in this hurricane in Jamaica anyway,
so it's fine.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I guess if you killed me, let me.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Not fine with me. Let's just live my whole life here. Yeah,
let's get you on the plane.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I don't know about that. Let's talk to Alejandro from Chicago.
Ale Alejandro, Hello, all right, we'll take care.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Oh okay, Eddie, he.
Speaker 12 (36:30):
Hey, how you been?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Good?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Alejandro? You want to play don't kill Angie for some
corn tickets?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
You knowney?
Speaker 12 (36:39):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Boy?
Speaker 12 (36:40):
My last time?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, last time? I think you swore when you were
on the air. Don't do that today.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
No, I'm not man. My story was one hundred times
better than that Geese story.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes? I do believe it.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
But like you know, I'll hang up on you and
I'll give the tickets to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Damn it.
Speaker 12 (36:56):
I'm not going to say one.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, good boy.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
I'm taking them to school.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
There you go. Did you already start school?
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Today's the first day of school for them?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Yeah, Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
High, Happy first day of school?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
What grade?
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Thank you?
Speaker 14 (37:17):
We're great?
Speaker 8 (37:18):
Dada?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Sixth grade?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Wow? Awesome?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
All right, you're about to graduate, going to bigger and
better saying might.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Slow it down?
Speaker 12 (37:29):
A long way to go.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'm the only one that quit school in sixth grade?
Right on? Okay, let's play take it Away.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Our narrator Berkeley's hero in a half shell with some
sort of Martian Ninja man on his shirt.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
What is that? It is the Ninja Turtles?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh why why does he look so jacked?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't know, he's got on like a helmet.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh boy, Liza, all right, take it away.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Mary, welcome to don't kill Angie.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
Alejandro, yes, and he was excited to go to Jamaica
tomorrow for a friend's destination wedding until she learned there's
a hurricane swirling around the Caribbean right now. Now she's nervous,
but the airfare and resorts are already paid for.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
So sholo yolo. Angie arrives in Jamaica.
Speaker 15 (38:20):
Edit.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yep, it's a monsoon.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
She doesn't want to just hide in her room the
whole time, so she's going to get out and get
into the hurricane action. Who now, adejndro What should Angie
do to pass the time during the hurricane? Go outside
and do some live reporting like a weather woman, or
try surfing for.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
The first time in a huge wave.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Oh boy, well, I can't stare at this and be
the broadcast And oh yobo, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like al Roker out here with the wind like knocking
me over.
Speaker 10 (38:55):
Okay, cool, you picked me a weather woman, and yes.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay, let's do this soon.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Oh boy, man, that storm is surgery.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh it's a lot of wind.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It feels like sixty mile an hour winds out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Angie is out here like an idiot, while the entire
island is sheltering in place.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Angie doesn't think it's that bad, just a little rain
and wind.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Holding onto a pole, She goes close.
Speaker 17 (39:25):
To the water and waits, oh no, oh god, no, no, no,
it's the Jamaican hurricane shock.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
And he says, woman, don't you know no better to
stay out of the auchin during a hurricane.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I just got high and I got the munchies.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Oh but hey, Alejandro, I'm so sorry, but you killed.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
If I would have survived, told that shark that that's
a really bad Jamaican accent.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
It wasn't it wasn't going to be good.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Now Fortunately I'm dead. Alejandro, you're sot qualified for our
big grand prize. Okay, thank you, and you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
What's that, Alejandro? Oh no, what is that?
Speaker 17 (40:18):
Is that the screaming goal that's been screaming?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yes, yes, congratulations this time you did not swear you're
going to Corn and goes Girah.
Speaker 12 (40:30):
Thank you, thank you, you awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
You're so welcome. First day of school for the kid.
You know, let's start drinking at like ten am today. Holler,
have a great time in the show. It's Saturday, September
twenty eighth, credit Union one Alphitheater in Tinley Park.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
We love you, Alejandro, hang on the line. Okay, we love.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
You too, Angine, thank you for everything.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Oh, thank you. Damn shark gets me every time. All right,
anybody else that wants to go to Corn, It's Corn
tickets at live nation dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Thank you for playing Don't Kill Angel.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Remember the name of the game is Don't Kill Angie. Yeah,
the N and the t on don't aren't silence.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Rock nine qui riot.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
We're having a big ride, yeah, Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Good morning. You know.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Restaurants have the right to refuse service to anyone. It's
one of their things, like no shirt, no shoes, no service,
whatever it is. And I wonder if Chicago is gonna
follow a suit on this. New York restaurant has just
warned customers that their bathroom choices are now limited to liquids.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
What no poop, No pooping in the bathroom Careering.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
He has an episode about this there is.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
It's yeah at Mocha Joe's ye, like Larry's latte, latte,
Larry's what do you say?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I'd rather have a uh, I'd rather have something than
a deficator.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yes, I have anybody, Yeah, anybody, but a deficator.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
So the sign is like, no poop, no to everything
except for tinkle and small of toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
The pipes can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
You fix the pipes.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
What kind of like elephant poops are they dropping over there?
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I almost want to put this back on the restaurant
because what are you serving that it's forcing everyone that needs.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, but also like if you're eating in the restaurant,
you're not going to immediately have to drop especially media.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
It takes like an hour or something.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
It comes up at the worst time possible. It always does.
You know where it does for me?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Target, Oh, something happens when I walk into Target. I
don't know what they're pumping, like kind of oxygen or
like laxative air, laxative laxative air. But something happens when
I walk into Target. And I've talked about this on
the air before and people were saying things like, well,
maybe you're getting a Starbucks before.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
No, it's just like I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And then I googled it and it's a phenomenon target poop,
like it's a thing that happens to your body random
like target. It was a whole there was a whole
thread about it. I'm glad you're not the only one. Yeah,
so there's this massive sign in this thing. The owner
says he never intended to deter people from enjoying a
good number two, only to stop them from flushing foreign objects,
which costs the place ten thousand dollars in repairs in
(43:09):
the past year.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
And that's a different sign. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
But like if you say don't flush tampons, don't flush whatever,
people are still gonna flush all those things. But if
you make it urgent, like you can't even poop in
this thing, maybe people will be like.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
WHOA, I guess some would not be going to dine
at that rest.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
No, because nothing would be worse than you're sitting there.
You go in and then you have to go to
the bathroom and then all of a sudden it starts
flooding and you go running out of the bathroom so
everybody knows that you're the poope trader, the poopetrader.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
There was a girl that used to work here that
would she would drop bombs in the bathroom all the time.
We called her the poope Trader. She doesn't work here anymore,
but yeah, it was a long time ago. I think
it was before you even work here.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Okay, I'm sitting here, brain.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
She doesn't work here anymore, but anyway, don't be the
poope trader. Hey, twenty five minutes commercial free Rock. We
do it every day. It starts in minutes rock ninety
five to five. Smatching Pumpkins just kicked off ninety five
minutes commercial free Rock. They had the show last night
at Wrigley with Green Day.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Thank you for listening. Roadies. Chicago Area Brewery. I can
never say that word.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
It is a weird word.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Brew brewery, Brewery, Brewery, It doesn't sound right.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Brewery.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yes, brewery is receiving a fine for serving cicada infused
alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I thought they told everybody to stop.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
They did, but you know, like Cicada geddon is over,
like no more cicadas. But there were places that were
doing millort shots with cicado.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Oh, I forgot to bring the loort today.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
We'll do that Monday for you, perfect, Michael, Yeah, the
week off right, Yes, but I won't put a cicada
in it. But you know they were doing cicada infused drinks.
Noon Whistle Brewing was issued a fine from the Illinois
Liquor Control Commission.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Don't know how much, probably wasn't a light fine.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
The agency says that the cicada infused Jepsi alort is
illegal because of the way it was brewed and stored
plus labeled. The drink had a cicada garnish in it.
So is this like the worm and a bottle of tequila?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
I think it's different that they added the cicada after.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So they opened it and then threw a cicada in there,
And I.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
Could because the way I'm picturing it is they pour
the shot and then they put the cicada in there.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yes, but this I think was because of the way
it was brewed and stored and labeled.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
It sounds like it was already in the malor, like
they put it in the bottle of malort, especially if
there's like the garnic like I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
The cicada wings just floating mine. My first question is
how do you clean a cicada?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I don't think they did carefully. Yeah, here's how you
clean it. You stick it in milort because that is
pure gasoline and will kill anything or like, you know,
disinfect anything. I feel like you could probably wash your
toilet with malort and it would be sparkly clean.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Just so much alcohol in that thing.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
And you want me to drink this on Monday? Yes,
yes we do.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Let's get a hammer on a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Thanks for listening. I Request Wars is up next.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Mike, Mike. Mike is our champion right now, darn right.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Well, we'll see what happens today.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Will it be Mars?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Will it be Michael? That's next? Get ready to vote.
It's rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 6 (46:28):
It's now time for Request Wars.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Arm your torpedoes? Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get real.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
In about a second. On the Angie Taylor Show, request.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I'm for a fight. Let's do x.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh the boys are gonna fight today, all right, So
today's Request Wars theme.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
We have a different theme every day.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
If you ever have theme ideas for Request Wars, please
send them in text them eight four four five fifty.
Today's theme I picked because both Maris and Michael our
eighties babies. You were born in the eighties, Maris, you
were born in eighty seven, eighty six, eighty six, and
you were born in eighty three, Michael, So that makes
(47:14):
Maris a millennial. Are you a millennial or ex elder millennial?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
You're geriatric? Millennial's right?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Elder millennial?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Geriatric?
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Better? That sounds great. This sounds great. Okay, So eighties
metal songs. That is the theme today. Michael is our
one time champion right now. That means Maris as the challenger.
You go first. Yes, you got a song from the
great year of eighty six. It is Slayer Braining Blood.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
A good choice. Maris learned from the goat.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
And has learned to pull out songs in times of
need that we're keep you through.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, Raining Blood.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
If that's your pick, I.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Wouldn't even call this a time of need. It's just
we're learning lessons. That's right.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
When I made my pick, Angie's looked at me very disappointed.
I always might not be a day for you.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Okay, But if you're picking Slayer raining Blood, text the
word blood blood to eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty. Let's go to Michael. What is your
eighties metal song? Scorpions Rocky like a hurricane. Oh boy,
Oh I get it because he knows I'm about to
go into a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I to go to the Caribbean. Tomorrow's a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Rock Scorpions Rocky like a hurricane. Okay, if you want
to hear that song, text the word rock roc k
to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. Maris
Slayer raining Blood, Text the word blood for that one, Michael,
Scorpions Rocky like a hurricane, Text the word rock.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
If that's your pick, get a man, Baby, It's rock.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Ninety five to five and ninety five minutes Commercial Free
still going.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Hell yeah, pro dam even.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Flow, always slaps, always sounds good love even Flow. Thank
you for listening. Ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is going
on right now. We are on the thick of request wars.
It's thick and we need your votes. So let's get
your votes in today's theme eighties metal songs. Why because
our two boys playing today. Maris and Michael both born
in the eighties, so I picked eighties metal songs for
(49:30):
them to battle out. Our challenger today is Maris his
song Slayer Raining Blood.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Oh you are dirty boy, I'm.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Not dirty by dirty songs.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Fadline you you knew what you were doing?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Year eighty six, It fit all time.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
You want raining Blood from Slayer?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Text the word blood to eight four four nine, ninety
five to fifty. Are ringing champion, Michael, your pick today
was a kick in microag It's Scorpions Rock.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
You like a hurricane.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
See.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
I like that. You're jumping in and making fun of me.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
On your third day, which is great because I'm about
to be in a hurricane tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
You're flying into it.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yes, Scorpions rock you like a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
If that's your pick, Text the word rock to eight
four four five ninety five to fifty. The votes are
coming in. We need them all. It's Rock ninety five
to five. Humpt eg John a little humpin jump. Just
jump into the weekend as soon as weekend please bluse.
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Angie Taylor Show, Good Morning Rock ninety five to five.
It's ninety five minutes commercial free all right, thank you
for all the votes today in request Wars, Today's battle
because both Maris and Michael are born in the eighties,
eighties babies, so it's eighties metal songs. Maris had Slayer
raining blood because because you.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Because you did the thing.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
It's like the dude that picks the middle box on
tik Tac toe, but you know, right. And then Michael
had scorpions rocky like a hurricane, and we have a winner.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
I will say this, it was raining blood on the
text today.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Oh boy, maybe this is good news. You won't have
to deal with a hurricane, though it'll go a different directions.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Or I'll be raining blood from the sky because a
hurricane will take my plane down or something.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I shouldn't say that. Knock on anything, knock on your wieners.
That's would knock on your wiinners.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Wood under the console here, Slayer.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Man Slayer, Oh god boy, turn it up rock ninety
five to five. I think I still have a Metallica
hangover from the weekend because last night I was trying
to sleep and all they kept running through my head was.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
My mother was a witch. It was earned alive.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
And I'm like, why is am I evil? Just like
running through my head NonStop. But it was just so
much fun. That's a good problem to have, though it Well,
not when you have to get up at three and
it's midnight and you're still going.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
My mother was a witch.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Like every ten seconds, you keep ear worming yourself. Yes,
well I don't do it to myself. I don't want
the ear worm.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
It just happened.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
It just happens. Oh, all right, thank you for listening.
Ninety five minutes commercial free going. We must pause and
talk to the secretary of the show, the head of
all the roadies keeping all the notes.
Speaker 16 (52:33):
Hello, Jay the Gay, Good morning to you, my darling,
ding dongs, good morrning.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Hello.
Speaker 16 (52:41):
Now listen, I know we say it at least once
a week, but this is definitely the week where Angie's
probably gonna die.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Oh my god, knock on wood.
Speaker 16 (52:50):
Well, you see, after taking out four thousand dollars out
of Jay the straight secret gambling stash Thanking Himmer headed
to a destination wedding.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
In Jamaica this weekend.
Speaker 16 (52:59):
Of course, also coming to the wedding is soon to
be Hurricane or Nesto. And that guy really knows how
to party. You Okay, listen. He's not a fan of flying,
so he'll more than likely toss around Auntie's plane in
the windstorm. He will probably throw a massive waves and
maybe a tornado at her when she's on the beach,
And if we're really lucky, he's just going to drop
a house on her, because, as we saw in Wicked,
(53:19):
for only two ways to kill a witch, and with
the amount of fluids that she's been covered in getting
her wet, is definitely.
Speaker 12 (53:24):
Not gonna learn.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
He's good.
Speaker 18 (53:27):
Jamaica's new as night club is Ernesta. It's not everything,
wind rain, Jamaican Hurricane Sarks.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Anyway, what else do you have?
Speaker 16 (53:43):
Also, since we're on the topic of weddings, it seems
Angie's early on set in studio brain fog is already
affecting Michael because he can't seem to remember when his
wedding anniversary is, even though he shares it with Angie.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
How dare you now?
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I can't remember sometimes?
Speaker 16 (53:57):
Well, I can tell you, to be fair, she can
barely remember why she came to the studio most days,
so I can understand his problem.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, my car just goes here, This just goes.
Speaker 16 (54:06):
However, a discussion about a dry wedding. What there's some
horror stories about weddings, like how Angie's had a cocaine
vendor who overcharged drunk uncles that were carried out and
came back in for a second. And of course Jada
straight being accused of being a monster from marrying I mean,
not wanting kids at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah that's what.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
There was a dude that was at the bar at
the afterbar from the wedding. So we were in a hotel,
came to the afterbar, was selling coke to the people
in my wedding. I was like kidding, Yeah, I didn't
buy it. You can't buy no cocaine. Sex is not fun. Anyway,
(54:47):
Where can we find your notes every day?
Speaker 16 (54:50):
You could find my notes on rock ninety five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tag.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah, you can like tap the button a hundred times
and like nothing happens. You're like why why now?
Speaker 1 (55:00):
An hour?
Speaker 2 (55:01):
An hour in and I have to ice down because
on the Angie Taylor tab. Yes, that's how did you
miss anything from this crap show? Please listen to our podcast.
It's the Antie Taylor Show. Just search that wherever you
(55:22):
get your podcast, but especially on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
It's Rock ninety high five.
Speaker 6 (55:28):
It's time for the ten o'clock Toast on the Angie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner in
a toast up fellowship.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Jug a pump day dranks.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Everybody cheers.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Today's ten o'clock Toast goes out to a radio station
in New Mexico. It's called ninety four Rock. It is
an iHeart station. Uh so prison Tads who walks in
the studio like a half hour ago and says, hey,
there's a radio station in Minnesota that is giving away chainsaws.
I'm like, oh, who these bitches stealing, you're stealing, We're
(56:05):
stealing our thing. So I google Minnesota radio chainsaw. What
comes up this radio station in New Mexico that is
posting every single day of our podcast everything that we're doing. Well.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, but like I didn't know we were syndicated to
New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I think there's a glitch in the matrix with the Internet.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
But it's hilarious. I'm like, Wow, they got everything on here.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
They like are updating daily, like and Jay the Gay,
all your notes are on there, Jay, you're not going
to pay for that thing.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Double pay.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Great, you're not getting pay for me. You're not going
to pay for New Mexico. I feel like you should
call the.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Union, but the volunteers union.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, the volunteer union. Jason scab, scab, but this is crazy.
So I guess if you're listening from New Mexico, shout out,
shout out to you, just tell them to pay us.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Hit us up.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
We're there right, But yeah, like everything from this week,
it's wild. Huh aarp Angie, Angie gave birth to a
new show member, Michael comes home to the circus. Oh,
this is real. G Yeah, Angie's probably gonna get sued
for slander. That's from yesterday. Wow, when I was talking
about mister Rogers.
Speaker 5 (57:26):
And they love you out in New Mexico. Well, or
they love us in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
No, what they did was didn't know how to do
the internets and I think something that like switch it rude.
Yeah somehow but whatever. Well, I still don't know who's
giving away chainsawso but thank.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
You for listening. We love your road is. I hope
you have the greatest day.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
It's going to be eighty seven Today Sonny Humid Enjoy
Wilts is up next ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is
still going on Rock ninety five to five
Zenzig Rock at your home, dude. Good morning, Home Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Good morning. Auntie Taylor show is
on Rock ninety five to five. Good morning, Maris, Good morning,
little morning.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Good morning Michael.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You went to Green Day last night?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
How was the show? It was fantastic. Anybody who's ever
seen Green Day knows that you can't help but shake
your ass at that show.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And it was the Dukie album it was.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It was so cool.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I didn't realize that until Walt actually told me right
before I was walking out of the building. I was like, wow,
that's like I grew up on that record. Same thirtieth
anniversary of the Dukie album. So God, we're old.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Don't do the math.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
My daughter came downstairs one time with a Dookie T
shirt on, and I was like, you like Green Day
and she's like, I love vintage rock.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
And I'm like, oh, it sounds better than classic rock,
but it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Does, it does, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So if you had tickets last night you went to
go see Green Day smashing Pumpkins, text us let us
know how you liked it over at Wrigley eight four four.
That is our text line. That's our call in line.
Hit us anytime Today. On the show, we got tickets
to Corn Yeah, tickets to Incubus, tickets to switch Foot Blue.
October Matt Nathan said, it's also a boy Sox Wednesday,
(01:13):
we got a four pack of tickets for the Socks.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So Yes be here all day.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Lots of fun stuff today, eighty seven and sunny. It's
gonna be humid, Babe, summer Baby, Let's kick you in
the crotch.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's the five Am kicking the crush.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Rock Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yesterday they did a cool thing with Lemmy his ashes anyway, put.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It in an aceo Spades things, big plaque, You go.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Motorhead Rock ninety five to five, make Kid Baby Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A procession of fifty five Harley Davidson biker has helped
transport a bust containing the ashes of Lemmy to the
Nottingham UK music venue Rock City on Monday. The bikers
rode out from the completion of the Bloodstock Open air
festival about an hour drive. Upon arriving, the ceremony was
held to embed the bust in this alcove in the
(02:08):
venue's brick wall, alongside an Ace of Spades plaque bearing
Lemmy's name. So if you're ever by chance in Nottingham.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Go check it out.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
All right, we're gonna tell you what happened on this
day our look back in history. You'll learn something that's
next Rock nainety five to five.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, So, Happy home day, Good morning roadies.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
How you doing, Angie Taylor Show, Let's tell you what
happened on this day. Today is August fourteenth, twenty twenty four.
On this day, August fourteenth, nineteen fifty nine, Magic Johnson's born.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
He's sixty five today.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Los Angeles Lakers legend, often referred to as the greatest
point guard of all time.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And just a great businessman on.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Top, great businessman, greatest point guard of all time. We
got Steph Curry out here. I don't know, yeh, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Mmm, but say something.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Good at beating diseases too, Yes, it's very good at
eating diseases.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Good for that man, Yes, still alive.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, Like, holy moly, we were worried.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, no joke.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
When he got AIDS in the.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
In the height of the AIDS epidemic. It was wild
that he survived. And everybody's like, oh, money, money, money,
But now everybody does.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, you know someone who has had that for a
long time and they're great.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
My brother had HIV, yeah, and is undetectable now because
the drugs are so good.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
On this day in two thousand, riot police fired pepper
spray and rubber bullets to clear a crowd of nine
thousand people at a free Rage against the Machine concert
outside the Democratic National Convention in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
La Rage against the Machine playing the DNC.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Can they play that next week?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The right?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That would be amazing. I will be down there on
this day.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
In two thousand and two, drowning Poole's lead singer Dave
Williams was found dead and the band tour bus during
the os Fast tour.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
He was only thirty years old. Drugs and alcohol were
not the cause.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
He died of cardio mayopathy myopathy, a disease of the
heart muscle for which he was never diagnosed. That's scary
stuff with the heart, when you don't know you have
a heart condition and all of a sudden you're gone
like some of these athletes. Oh yeah, yes, it happens
all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
And today's Florida Man, Florida Man, Rex liquor shot with forklift.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Blames hookah smoking caterpillar.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It wasn't me, man, it was that houkah smoking caterpillar
took the forklift. Hell, that's so Florida. That's what happened
on this day. Thanks for being with us today on
Rock in ninety five to five is.
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Rock ninety five to five. How you're feeling, You're looking good?
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Rody's Angie Taylor's show.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Before the show starts, when we're all kind of like
sitting in hear me and Maris and Michael, you know,
we're like prepping for the show and looking at stories
and blah blah blah, and Michael's like, Wow, a woman
went from a bee cup to a sea cup and
an injectable breast implant procedure. I'm like, I happen to
have that story and pictures. Amazing that that's the one
that you gravitated to. But come on, This woman named
(05:14):
Aaron Alexander recently underwent the world's first injectable breast implant procedure,
going from a small bee to a sea cup in minutes.
She shared how she was walking the next day back
to exercise within a few days.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The downtime is minimal.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Her doctor explained that he made just a tiny incision
like erase her head size. Then a balloon is used
to create space for an implant, which is then inserted.
So unlike traditional implant surgery, which requires anesthesia, you got
scars whatever, this new method like barely a scar, barely
any recovery time. She said she wanted to avoid scarring
(05:52):
and look natural and it looks good. Yeah, like there's pictures.
The whole process took forty five minutes. Wow, from check
into leaving.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I think this doctors onto something.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh my god, you don't have that foot pump that
would have been great.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You could if you want next day, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You can probably just go pump it a while because
do you weeks Yeah, like not like I went back
to work. But you can't like raise your arms above
your head to wash your hair. Yeah, like it's it's rough.
And then you have at first you have like these
drainage things.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
This does not sound fun at all.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Drain like liquid out, it's just gross. But this is amazing.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, So if you're in the market for some new boobies,
maybe just wait until this becomes a more common regular thing. Yes,
a regular thing. But forty five minutes in and out
new boobs. Wow, you could you could get ready to
go out on a Friday, Go get some new boobs
for the club and be.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Out that night. That's insane wild.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Thanks for listening. I'm gonna tell you what's up for
your day. All the news and info you need is
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Speaker 6 (07:09):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.
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Here's what's up woo.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
People on the Near West Side are big mad right now.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They said they thought they were prepared for next week's DNC,
which will largely be held at United Center until notice
Monday morning. Change that feeling. No parking signs everywhere on
the street in the alleys.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
How do you do? That's exactly what they're saying.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Go find a garage, said fifty bucks a day.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
They said it gave them thirty six hours to find
a place to move their cars for the next ten days.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wow, ten days, fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
A day usually, Wow, that's a.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Lot of money.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It racks up real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Restrictions begin this morning at eight am and last until
August twenty fifth.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Would it be cheaper to just get your car towed
and then lee for nobody? Is that you have a
daily to fee like storage fee. Yeah, so that's a
good question. Okay, someone in the suburbs, the driveway there.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You go that, like, even just somebody a few blocks away, right,
can I park here? I'll pay you twenty dollars a
day or something anything that's cheaper than Chicago parking.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But that sucks.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Speaking of what sucks is when you go through TSA
and your bag goes off to that one side where
they have to pull your bag and like dig through
it because oh my god, my my bottle of perfume
is too big and whatever. But it's been twenty years
so by now everyone knows the TSA. TSA limits liquids
on carry on luggage to three ounces, but that could
(08:45):
be changing. Airports have started upgrading to new scanners, which
can allow for as many liquids as you want in
containers up to two leaders down the milk two leaders
what do you need with two leaders? The perfume coke
in there, but the scanners. They roll out the new
scanners very slow. It's going to take until twenty forty
(09:05):
to upgrade all two thousand screening lanes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Wow, so sixteen years, jeez, look forward to it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, all right, you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Some sports, Michael, Yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Cubs lost the close one last night to the Guardians
two to one. Yankees beat the Socks last night four
to one. Shut her surprise and a huge, very cool thing.
The Hinsdale Little League team has made it to the
Little League World Series. Oh that's awesome, Hensdale. I didn't
know this until this morning, Marris.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Let me know. Apparently Hinsdale is a big sports town.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
If you want your kid to succeed in sports, move
to Hinsdale because they all become pros.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh yeah, they beat us up in high school all
the time.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
The Bears drafted Hinsdale native Karine amagata Je on offensive tackle,
and the Bulls selected Hinsdale native Madis Bozellis.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Matis Buzellis And like the Hensdale Little League. Now there's
something in the water over again.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
A year going right? Now?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Did they put steroids in the water.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
These kids are just slamming.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The kid's got eighteen pythons.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
The Yankees are in town for another game tonight seven ten,
and the Cubs are in Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
They play at five forty.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Right on.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Thank you, that's what's up for your day.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five Rock and ninety five to five. I think
if you think back to when you were in school,
you can remember the names that were really popular because
there was like five kids in your class that had
a certain name, like I feel like Ashley's Yeah, Crystal,
Crystal Wow. Actually it was like a big one, or
(10:37):
like Jessica or whatever it was. But it seems like
every kid is being named Liam and Olivia these days.
Those are like the big names. But that won't always
be the case. Maybe names come and go out of fashion.
So I'm gonna tell you the names that will never
be popular again.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
They're saying, oh damn, like.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Don't even like, which will maybe make some people name
their kids these things, but so some of them, there's
no way no. I mean, I'm sure you can think
of a few, but we'll talk about that next Rock
ninety five to five Hey, Saint Jase.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Rock naety five to five. Hey at home.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
If you have a kid in school, I'm sure he's
going to school or she's going to school with a
bunch of Liams and Olivia's. It's like the big name
maybe won't always be the case. But there's a list
of online old school names that people say will never
become popular again. Some names that you will never that
will never be huge. Number one Godzilla Gorilla Johnson. Yeah,
(11:37):
that's a that's an original, unless there's a junior I'm kidding,
unless Marris actually went to school with somebody named Godzilla
or Gorilla Godzilla Johnson.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Number one is Elmo. What people used to be named
Elmo but not anymore. I thought you were joking no
back in the day, like it's an old school name. Interesting,
But yeah, Kermit for the same reason there were kermits
everybody really. Yes, gay for women and gay lord for men. Ebenezer, wow,
(12:09):
mister Scrooge. Yes, Adolph for obvious reasons. One Errol like
Errol Flynn whatever, that's actually kind of cool. Yeah, Errol's
a little boy in this name is Errol.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Horace Horace I mean, unless you grant Yeah, and it's
not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Trying to get your hands on some grants like Horace Karen, Yeah, yeah,
Karen Poor Karen's fanny that was isis well, Yeah, iis too, Bartholomew,
that's cool. Bertha Alexa Amazon ruined that, of course Lance.
I don't know why Lance is out. I'm sure well controversy.
(12:49):
I don't know he was a murderer or anything.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He wasn't, but it was a lot of Yeah, there
was a lot uh live strong Phyllis.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Maybe it sounds too much like syphilis.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's a you thing nobody else heard. Phyllis was like, yeah,
yeahs I haven't heard in a long time.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So I said.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Gary, and I'm like what because they said, can you
imagine a baby named Gary? I can't like a baby
named Gary, but it's kind of funny, like baby that
look like or like you get a dog and you
name it Gary, like I love when people name their
dogs like human names. Yeah, Prudence, anything with a pure
puritanical name like Chastity, Charity, Archibald, Archibald Archibald. But there
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are plenty of kids being named Archie. Because Prince Harry
named one of his son's Archie, and it kind of spiked.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I was thinking more like Archer from like the f
X show.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh Archer. Yeah, and then Broomhilda, like come on.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I also feel like.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Like I would die to meet like a four year
old name broom Hilda.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Sorry about your name, Broomhilda. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I feel like this was nothing but a challenge, like, yeah,
what name some of these?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Obviously there's names that will never research again.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
My grandma's name was Alfrida, Alfrida, Alfrida, Harris with Elfrida,
that's a cool name.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, it's like the feminine of Alfredo, Alfredo, Alfrida and Alfredo.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So just you know, babies on the way, Maybe little
Horace can wait a while.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's Rock ninety five to five, Rock nuety five to five.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Hey, how you doing? Happy Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Auntie Taylor's show going to be eighty seven today, Humid Sonny,
Thank you for listening. I'm leaving tomorrow to go to
Jamaica for a wedding.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Nice. Nice, I mean it's a hurricane and a travelers.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
What I'm saying, tropical storm or Nesto has formed in
the Caribbean, not a Nesto. It's bearing down on Puerto
Rico and the Virgin Islands. It's the fifth storm of
the Atlantic hurricane season. Expect you to bring strong wrens.
You know, it's a it's a hurricane. They possible for
lighting in mud slides. It's turning toward you know, other places.
(15:04):
So it's right where I'm going. I don't even know
if my flight's gonna get off. Honestly, there's a hurricane.
There's a level three travel warning for Jamaica because of
the crime. Right now, great time to go.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
To a wedding.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, it's a beautiful time.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Beautiful time should be. I'm sure there's gonna be no problems.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
What oh boy, I just held up a like a
satellite image. Holy moly, big storm going into the eye
of the store.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Man.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Are they getting married outside?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, it's Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You don't go to Jamaica wedding. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I get married in a conference hall in Montego. But
but I was telling my husband, I'm like a little nervous,
you know, like your hurricane and travel warning, Like you
think we should rethink this, And he's like, well, we
can rethink it. I mean, we're gonna be out four
thousand dollars. I'm like, we're going to We're going to
maca man, fight it out. We're going to figure it out.
(15:55):
How long are you willing to sit at the airport
to make this happen? Not long, because that's the worst
part for me. I can't. I can't sit at airports.
I'll go crazy. I'll go crazy. But we're in the
thick of wedding season. Michael or new guy, Michael. I
know you just got married. Mike, just got married April
fourteen or sorry? Is it the only one that's going
to remember this?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
May fourteen, and that's your wedding day and my wedding
day as well, and not planned, not playing well of course.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Now I don't even know you thirteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Completely random. Yeah, yeah, I got married and you got
married on Hawaii, on an island on a beach ship.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No tornado or no hurricanes there, Thank goodness. Was there
anything weird that happen?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
We did have to move our wedding because the beach
was packed with people and the tide was too high
and they were like, sorry, guys, we can't do it here. Oh,
so we had the whole wedding party, just like move
half a mile up the beach and start walking up
the beach. Yeah, but Chelsea was running late anyways, So
there it worked out.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Okay, it worked out. Everything worked out.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
We are in the thick of wedding season, and I
want to talk about drama that goes down at weddings
because there's always something. I mean, yours ended up being
kind of okay. Yeah, but we'll talk about that next.
Rock naety five to five, Rock Naughty five to five.
Hello Roady is good morning, Happy Wednesday. You're gonna be
eighty seven today.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sunny humor. I don't know, wonder boop sweat all that.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I contend that there are two times in life, major
life events that people show their asses for, like you,
family members, whatever it is, people go crazy. Oh yeah,
and you really find out what an a hole somebody
is during a death in the family because everybody else
goes for the money grab and all that stuff. And
during a wedding. A lot of times weddings, it'll show
(17:37):
you which relatives or friends of yours are a holes.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh yeah, really you know this.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Soon to be a married couple does not drink and
they're annoyed they have to pay for an open bar
at their wedding. It's annoying that you're basically required by
polite society here to have an open bar at your wedding.
Katie wrote on Twitter, neither me nor my partner drink
and we don't care if other people do, but must
we pay for it? Her post got a bunch of
(18:03):
mixed responses. Cash bar, Yeah, the cash is the easiest solution.
Like you drink and I don't. I mean, I get it,
I get that there's a lot of people that don't drink,
but don't invite me to your wedding without a bar there, Like,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Care if it's a cash bar, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Just if I have to sit there for six hours
and not have a drink dinner. You know, you got
a dance floor and I'm like sober dancing.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
To come on? What is this?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And that's fine if you don't drink, But like, you
have guests, you're inviting guests, you're having a party. Do
you have parties at your house with no booze?
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Some people said you do not have to have liquor
at your wedding. If your friends love you, they will understand. Sure,
they'll probably show up, but they'll talk behind your back
and they'll be pissed, and they're smuggling in the flasks
as well.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Don't do it. Let them pay for the drinks. Who cares.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
People who spend less on weddings stay together longer. I
don't know if that's true. Others were not in her camp,
saying it's called having a party. It's a social event.
It's not all about your preferences. I agree with that completely.
Excluding drinks is not great for your guests. The thing
is universal access and making sure that you're catering to
all your guests needs, whether they like alcohol or not.
(19:15):
Very nice. I at my wedding had a no kid's policy.
Oh I love that because most of my and my
husband's relatives were coming in from out of state, sure,
and we wanted them to come to Chicago and have
a fun weekend without the kids. Yea, a grown and
sexy weekend. We got married at the w beautiful like
have fun, let's party. However, there were a couple of
(19:38):
family members that insisted on bringing their kids a problematic
and accused my husband of you know, like, oh, your
mother would be disgusted that you don't want your nieces
at the wedding. God Jesus, you know, just drama, drama.
I had one one of my uncles got so drunk
he had to be carried out.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That was some drama.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Like one arm around one guy's no, I have one
arm around the other guy's neck.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Just carried out of the wedding.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That's impressive.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You He passed out for like an hour and came
back and started going at it together. Puck and Rally, Baby,
Pug and Rally. But I want to know about the
drama that went down, either at your wedding or a
wedding that you were at. Some drama went down and
you were like, I cannot believe this is happening at
a wedding. Maybe there was a fight, did the cops come,
Maybe somebody passed out. Maybe the groom was banging somebody
(20:27):
he shouldn't have been banging.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Wow, you know what was it? What was the drama?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Eight four four, nine, ninety five fifty somebody will get
tickets to Incubus. Call now we're taking your calls. Rock
at ninety five to five. Good morning, and we are
in the thick of wedding season.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I am going to a wedding this weekend in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't know who plans a wedding in the Caribbean
during high hurricane season, but.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Whatever, especially with a really good deal.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Probably and there's a hurricane there right now. Should be fun.
But I want to know about wedding drama. We all
have been to a wedding. Maybe it was at your
own wedding where there's some drama. What went down? Let's
talk to Sarah from Wedding Indiana. Hey, Sarah, Hey, Hey
what window?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, so the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
I was at a wedding once where the groom, so
the best man decided to propose to his girlfriend, oh
like in the middle of his best man's peace.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh no, even and double worst.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Don't propose that wedding, and especially if you're giving the speech.
The speech is most about the couple that's getting married there.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yes, that's so rude, exactly.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
And so the groom got pissed because it was like
his little brother that was kind of a strange anyway,
and he just kind of did it because he thought
he should, you know. So he got super pissed and
kicked him out and made like this huge scene and
kicked him out at the wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I mean, I don't blame him. I'd be pissed to
me neither, Sarah. That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Witness.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, thank you so much for the call. You have
a great day. Everybody hanging the line. Somebody's in.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Get tickets to inqbus. Let's talk to you.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Jim from Homer Glenn, Hey, Jim.
Speaker 12 (22:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
And Angie?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Mine? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
What happened?
Speaker 13 (22:10):
My mother in law showed up.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
She wasn't invited.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
He was invited, but I had to put up with her.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well did she do anything to like make the day
bad for you? Or just her presence along? She did?
You know?
Speaker 13 (22:26):
The place wanted to put booze on the table for everybody,
and she nicked that for the coffee service. Oh no,
I had explain everyone what coffee service was.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh boo.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't blame you, Jim. That would piss me off
to've never heard of that until today. Man, Yeah, they
have coffee services. That's some weddings, Jim. Hold on, that's
a good one. Hang on, Let's go to Carter from Hobert.
Speaker 12 (22:49):
Hey, Carter, Hey, how's it going Angie on the show.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Hey, thanks for being on the show, and thanks for calling,
thanks for listening. All right, what happened at the wedding?
Speaker 12 (22:59):
So, my girlfriend is a teacher, so you know she's
got a heart of gold. All of her friends do too.
You know, one of the.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
Boyfriends that were actually going to be going to their
wedding here at the end of the year, who I
don't know very well, thought that it would be and funny.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
To rip off his beer.
Speaker 12 (23:17):
Label and throw it at me. And it acts like
he didn't do it.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
As I was sitting at the table by myself, minding
my own business placing sports bets, and.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
I wanted to be the guy who, you know, resorts
to violence.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
But you know, I think about my girlfriend and and
where I was and my surroundings, and it just was
not the time or the play.
Speaker 15 (23:41):
Ame.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
What a weird thing to rip off a beer label
and throw it at you. That's like so random.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
Yeah, that's they were one of my good friends. You know,
it would have been completely fine.
Speaker 14 (23:51):
I posted the story a thousand times. If it was
my good buddy, Yeah, we would have all had a laugh.
But I didn't like the way she acted like he
didn't do it, you know, screen, I just kind of
gave him the death stare and let him know what's
up there.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm over here on DraftKings trying to put a parlay down. Right,
Hang on, Carter, Let's go to Amy from hober another
Hobra Hey, Amy.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Hey, Angie and Marris Hi.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, what happened in the wedding?
Speaker 15 (24:18):
So we were at a friend's wedding. I was going
through a divorce and so soon to be x Has
was there as well and just trying to have a
good time and not be a bummer since we're both there.
And I went in the walks room and my girlfriend
comes running in there.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Oh my god, girl. He just went up to the
DJ and requested your guys a song that you guys
got married to your wedding. Wow out at the bathroom
door for me when I came out to.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Drag me out there him, did you danswer?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Then?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I did, but it was very awkward and every.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, wait, let me ask what was your wedding song?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
By the way, still the one by Shania Twain.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
S oh Man.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And you can never hear that song again now, right,
Hang on the line, Amy, all poor thing Let's go
to Mark from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hey Mark, Hey, Andy and Merrits.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Michael tell us about the wedding.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
I was at a wedding in Connecticut and this isn't
much drama, but the best man goes up and he
goes uh well.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
I looked up online how long the best band speech
is supposed to be, and I read.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
That it's to be as long as the as the
groom laughs while making love to his d wife for
the first time after they they're married, and that al
raise the glass.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I have seen so many bottomie laughing. I've seen.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'm sure like people get too drunk, and you know,
it's people's biggest fear is public speaking as well, so
you're nervous you're drinking. I've seen people talk about, oh,
remember that black book that you had of all those
girls with stars and like the hookers that we had
at the bachelor party, like crazy crazy, hang on the line, Mark,
Can we go back to Carter from Hobert. Hey Carter, Yes, Hey, Hey,
(26:11):
what's going on? We're gonna send you to Incubus my
mind whoo.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
Oh my god, this would be like my eighth time
seeing them.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No, well, you love Incubas.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
Yes, my birthday is July twenty ninth, and typically they're
always at Tinley Park right around my birthday.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
It was at Incubist was actually my first concert when
I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wow, justin I love I Love Incubus and there was
coheedon Cambria and not at They're gonna be at All State,
not at Tinley All State Arena August twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You're going, okay, I have a great time.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
All right, Hey, Angie, can I get one request from you?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (26:44):
I would love to be the head.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Roady of Hobert. Please.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I think we have a head Roady Holbert.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
You will double check that and get back with you, Carter.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, we'll double check on that. We do have Roady
appointments on Fridays at nine am. But yeah, we'll get
back to you on that. You could and if we
do have a head Roady of Hope where you could
be the head Roady of getting a beer labels thrown
at your head?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
How about that? All right?
Speaker 16 (27:06):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (27:06):
You know what if it's coming from you, guys, I
love it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
We love you, Carter, Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Hanging the live mak.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You prison tattoo will get you all hooked up, have
a great time. Anybody else that wants to go Live
Nation dot Com. It's Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yes, I'm your sweaty home Dury. It's Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Auntie Taylor show how you doing sexa Rodies? It's Wednesday.
It's also White Sox Wednesday. Yes ready or no? Uh So?
Last weekend Crosstown Classic YEP.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Shout out to Cork and Carrie for having us on site.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Thank you so much. Shout out to my boy friend
South Paul who came and saw me.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I love yourself, Paul, Michael Big mic Here, Big mic
Big mic went to your first White Sox game.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, it was so great.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I'm kind of a nerd for stadiums, so I like
seeing different stadiums and stuff, and it was a really
nice stadium.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Sox Park is great for as bad as the team is.
The stadium was great.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And you actually got to attend a game that had
people at it.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah that's good. Is that not normally a thing?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, this season's been a.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Little rough showing up, but it's not. They whooped the
Yankees two days ago, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
What they lost last night?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
All right, Yeah, but that you know, there's always a
lot of cool things going on during the season, you know,
Socks Park.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
A lot of stuff. Campfire Sunday, Oh my god, did
you have one? I didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I saw it on Instagram when I got home, and
I was like, how did I miss this?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'm dying to know what that tastes like.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
But they already have twenty twenty twenty five season tickets
on sale right now. It's one hundred and twenty years
of White Sox baseball.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You get access to the best seats at the best value.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Biggest matchup savings on single games opening days.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
March twenty seventh. Already looking forward next year?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, yes, let's just skip to twenty five. Can we
do that?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Can we do that?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Only up from here?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
But listen, we support our teams in the good and
in the bad. And it's summer and being outside at
a park. I don't care what if your little league
or whatever ball game. It's just nice to just kick
back with a beer or like one of those campfire things.
So if you want to go, if you want to
go see the White Sox, I have a family four
pack of tickets. You and three people you and three friends,
(29:15):
you and your fam eight four, four, nine, five, ninety
five to fifty collar eleven you.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Got them rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Good morning, home day. Let me talk to Clinton from Mantino.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Hey Clinton, how's it going. It's going good? How you
doing today?
Speaker 8 (29:32):
A real good?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Are you at work?
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I'm an operating engineer.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Tell ye, look, I I'm fifty stand up man. Hey Clinton,
I got you the family four pack for the White Sox.
Speaker 12 (29:45):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yes, you're a Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, yeah, I don't assume the Cubs fans will be
calling for the White Sox tickets.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
But it's still.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
In fact, most white Sox people aren't calling for the
White Sox tickets.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
But Clinton stand there.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's a historic year, isn't it.
But we're fans.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
We support no matter what the ups and the downs.
So Clinton, you and the fan are going to go
have a great time. Okay, thank you, You're so welcome.
Have a great day at work. Hang on the line.
We'll get you all hooked up. Prison tattoo will get
you all hooked up. I haven't got a one baseball
game this year. You haven't that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, I h a month ago.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I went to a few last year, but I haven't
been to one and I only went to a couple
of Bulls games. I've been slacking. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Maybe I want to go to a Bears game?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Me too, big time this year we have a show
like Bears Game Day.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
You got money, honey, sure, Bears tickets are mad expensive.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Super expensive.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I'll take you to a Bulls game though, Yes, got
season tickets for that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I cannot wait to go to the United Center.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yes, and we're going to have a field trip to
go see the black Hawks.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
It's hockey is the best.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
We're coming up on hockey season, football season.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Bull season.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Thank you, Thank for listening.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, now is the time to get your text in
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We reach your text every day.
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Whatever's on your mind, questions, comments, thoughts, hit us up.
Even the smoke will take it. I'm not scarred. Eight
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Speaker 3 (31:17):
Next. Let's take some calls from the request line.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Bring it calling number one. Thank you for all the
text roads. We love you.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
We take them every day. We just want to know
what's going on with you. You know, you get to hear
us yacking all day. What's going on with you? Angry
Bob first one in the morning. Now that is a
kick in the f ing crotch. Thanks for the motorhead.
Hell yeah, you're welcome, Asu spades this morning.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Two and nine.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Dan from Crompoint just want to give a shout out
to my son read. I have a great first day
of first grade.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Oh my gosh, school have fun.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Read. I just had like a little like like my
stomach got a little sick because you know, like oh
just like PTSD of when it's like the week before
school starts to Sunday. Get yeah, eight one to five,
Good morning, Angie, big m and Michael.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Hey, this is Mike from Bloomingdale.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
The question is for Michael, what were the bands that
used to listen to when you were in school? Wereing
you into any certain bands or type of music?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I mean, if we're talking like high school, middle high school,
it was lots of Green Day, lots of Blinklin eighty two. Yeah, yeah,
right up that, right up the alley.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You're at the right station.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, Mike Myers a head rody of Halloween. Good morning
you three. I had surgery yesterday and slept from two
pm until just waking up now at six am to
you guys. What a way to go to get up. Wow,
I hope you're feeling good. Yes, Bob from Elmers, Good morning, Michael.
We need a nickname for you. That's fun let the
roadies shoes, that's find okay. Any nicknames for Michael, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
(32:46):
Send in your nicknames straight. You're gonna get one, whether
you like.
Speaker 15 (32:50):
It or not.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's just the way Chicago runs.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Eight one to five is the text number the same
as the call in line for Chainsaw Fridays. Yes, the
text line the call in line win stuff to request up,
it's all the same. Seven seven three, Good morning. This
is Tim from Chicago. I went to see hair Banger's
Ball last Friday. They were awesome. Have a great day
in rock on love. Hair Bangers Ball amazing, Mike. You
know they're a cover band and they do.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
All like, Oh, I'm very familiar. Oh you are amazing.
They're great.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
They've played they've played our Kegs and Eggs before.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh cool. Two and nine.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Good morning y'all. But did I hear someone wants to
be head Rody of Hobert. Yeah, I don't know. Man
got to sing better than me and karaoke if you
want that title, buddy, that's what we should do. A
karaoke battle and whoever wins it gets the head Rody
of Hobert.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Fun, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Nine to seven. Oh tell Big Hump Day, Mike, Big
Hump Bike that the.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Avalanche will always be better than the Hawks, even if
a betting man himself hands them a cup personally.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Huh do you know where I moved from?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
I am a big Nathan McKinnon Kyle mccar Avalanche fan,
and I agree with you, but I am excited to
watch the black Hawks on the come up.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Mm hmmm six or zero? Where's the next Auntie Taylor
show stop?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
We are going to be at region ale tap region al?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Northwest Indiana, Northwestern Brother, Oh share all the state lines?
Is that in September? Yes, yes, in September. We'll let
you know when we get closer to the date. Okay,
what was the wedding drama? That was the question today?
Joe the had Roady wrestling. The big problem with my
wedding was who walked down the aisle.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh yeah, that's a problem. That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Sixth rough Oh the wedding drama.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
First drunk street fight with drunk aunt and mother in
Law's awesome. The second someone pulled a fire alarm at
old Stone Champel and Lamont Museum in the basement. Oh
big flood, Oh god. Sixth roy Oh, here's some wedding drama.
My cousin's daughter got married. It was a dry wedding.
I snuck in some of those little bottles of Baccardy
to make Bacardi and cokes. At the end of the night,
(34:49):
we all said our goodbyes. My cousin said, everything went
well except certain members of our family complaining about the
lack of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
For certain members of our family.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Oops, I think she saw me spiking my glass of coke.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I blame you, dude, seriously.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Gus an awesome move.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
First of all, you've gotta hang out with your family,
which can be very stressful at any event. I don't
care if it's a happy event, it can be very
stressful to hang out with a family. So shoo, How
am I supposed to dance the chicken dance? If I
don't have a couple drinks in me. You know, the
weird uncle wants you to sit on his lap. Forget
it now, bring in my flask. Thank you for all
the tags. We love you, Rodies. I'm gonna tell you what's.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Up for your day. News and info that you need
is in minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Rock ninety five to five, Down Guarden, Rock ninety five
to five. How you doing? You want to keep me alive?
Keep me doing well? How about that? Keep me alive today?
And don't kill Angie, And I'm gonna send you see
corn and goes to your raw at Credit Union One
Ampitheater called out to play eight four four nine ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday, big or.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Fast, but be careful. One wrong move will kill Angie.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Don't Killie and it's only on rock.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Be nice.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
If you have me alive today.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I mean I'll probably die in this hurricane in Jamaica anyway,
so it's fine.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I guess if you killed me, let me.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Not fine with me. Let's just live my whole life here. Yeah,
let's get you on the plane.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I don't know about that. Let's talk to Alejandro from Chicago.
Ale Alejandro, Hello, all right, we'll take care.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Oh okay, Eddie, he.
Speaker 12 (36:30):
Hey, how you been?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Good?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Alejandro? You want to play don't kill Angie for some
corn tickets?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
You knowney?
Speaker 12 (36:39):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Boy?
Speaker 12 (36:40):
My last time?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, last time? I think you swore when you were
on the air. Don't do that today.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
No, I'm not man. My story was one hundred times
better than that Geese story.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes? I do believe it.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
But like you know, I'll hang up on you and
I'll give the tickets to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Damn it.
Speaker 12 (36:56):
I'm not going to say one.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, good boy.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
I'm taking them to school.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
There you go. Did you already start school?
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Today's the first day of school for them?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Yeah, Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
High, Happy first day of school?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
What grade?
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Thank you?
Speaker 14 (37:17):
We're great?
Speaker 8 (37:18):
Dada?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Sixth grade?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Wow? Awesome?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
All right, you're about to graduate, going to bigger and
better saying might.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Slow it down?
Speaker 12 (37:29):
A long way to go.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'm the only one that quit school in sixth grade?
Right on? Okay, let's play take it Away.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Our narrator Berkeley's hero in a half shell with some
sort of Martian Ninja man on his shirt.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
What is that? It is the Ninja Turtles?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh why why does he look so jacked?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't know, he's got on like a helmet.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh boy, Liza, all right, take it away.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Mary, welcome to don't kill Angie.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
Alejandro, yes, and he was excited to go to Jamaica
tomorrow for a friend's destination wedding until she learned there's
a hurricane swirling around the Caribbean right now. Now she's nervous,
but the airfare and resorts are already paid for.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
So sholo yolo. Angie arrives in Jamaica.
Speaker 15 (38:20):
Edit.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yep, it's a monsoon.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
She doesn't want to just hide in her room the
whole time, so she's going to get out and get
into the hurricane action. Who now, adejndro What should Angie
do to pass the time during the hurricane? Go outside
and do some live reporting like a weather woman, or
try surfing for.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
The first time in a huge wave.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Oh boy, well, I can't stare at this and be
the broadcast And oh yobo, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like al Roker out here with the wind like knocking
me over.
Speaker 10 (38:55):
Okay, cool, you picked me a weather woman, and yes.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay, let's do this soon.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Oh boy, man, that storm is surgery.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh it's a lot of wind.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It feels like sixty mile an hour winds out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Angie is out here like an idiot, while the entire
island is sheltering in place.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
Angie doesn't think it's that bad, just a little rain
and wind.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Holding onto a pole, She goes close.
Speaker 17 (39:25):
To the water and waits, oh no, oh god, no, no, no,
it's the Jamaican hurricane shock.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
And he says, woman, don't you know no better to
stay out of the auchin during a hurricane.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I just got high and I got the munchies.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Oh but hey, Alejandro, I'm so sorry, but you killed.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
If I would have survived, told that shark that that's
a really bad Jamaican accent.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
It wasn't it wasn't going to be good.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Now Fortunately I'm dead. Alejandro, you're sot qualified for our
big grand prize. Okay, thank you, and you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
What's that, Alejandro? Oh no, what is that?
Speaker 17 (40:18):
Is that the screaming goal that's been screaming?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yes, yes, congratulations this time you did not swear you're
going to Corn and goes Girah.
Speaker 12 (40:30):
Thank you, thank you, you awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
You're so welcome. First day of school for the kid.
You know, let's start drinking at like ten am today. Holler,
have a great time in the show. It's Saturday, September
twenty eighth, credit Union one Alphitheater in Tinley Park.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
We love you, Alejandro, hang on the line. Okay, we love.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
You too, Angine, thank you for everything.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Oh, thank you. Damn shark gets me every time. All right,
anybody else that wants to go to Corn, It's Corn
tickets at live nation dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Thank you for playing Don't Kill Angel.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Remember the name of the game is Don't Kill Angie. Yeah,
the N and the t on don't aren't silence.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Rock nine qui riot.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
We're having a big ride, yeah, Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Good morning. You know.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Restaurants have the right to refuse service to anyone. It's
one of their things, like no shirt, no shoes, no service,
whatever it is. And I wonder if Chicago is gonna
follow a suit on this. New York restaurant has just
warned customers that their bathroom choices are now limited to liquids.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
What no poop, No pooping in the bathroom Careering.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
He has an episode about this there is.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
It's yeah at Mocha Joe's ye, like Larry's latte, latte,
Larry's what do you say?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I'd rather have a uh, I'd rather have something than
a deficator.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yes, I have anybody, Yeah, anybody, but a deficator.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
So the sign is like, no poop, no to everything
except for tinkle and small of toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
The pipes can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
You fix the pipes.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
What kind of like elephant poops are they dropping over there?
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I almost want to put this back on the restaurant
because what are you serving that it's forcing everyone that needs.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, but also like if you're eating in the restaurant,
you're not going to immediately have to drop especially media.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
It takes like an hour or something.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
It comes up at the worst time possible. It always does.
You know where it does for me?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Target, Oh, something happens when I walk into Target. I
don't know what they're pumping, like kind of oxygen or
like laxative air, laxative laxative air. But something happens when
I walk into Target. And I've talked about this on
the air before and people were saying things like, well,
maybe you're getting a Starbucks before.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
No, it's just like I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And then I googled it and it's a phenomenon target poop,
like it's a thing that happens to your body random
like target. It was a whole there was a whole
thread about it. I'm glad you're not the only one. Yeah,
so there's this massive sign in this thing. The owner
says he never intended to deter people from enjoying a
good number two, only to stop them from flushing foreign objects,
which costs the place ten thousand dollars in repairs in
(43:09):
the past year.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
And that's a different sign. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
But like if you say don't flush tampons, don't flush whatever,
people are still gonna flush all those things. But if
you make it urgent, like you can't even poop in
this thing, maybe people will be like.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
WHOA, I guess some would not be going to dine
at that rest.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
No, because nothing would be worse than you're sitting there.
You go in and then you have to go to
the bathroom and then all of a sudden it starts
flooding and you go running out of the bathroom so
everybody knows that you're the poope trader, the poopetrader.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
There was a girl that used to work here that
would she would drop bombs in the bathroom all the time.
We called her the poope Trader. She doesn't work here anymore,
but yeah, it was a long time ago. I think
it was before you even work here.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Okay, I'm sitting here, brain.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
She doesn't work here anymore, but anyway, don't be the
poope trader. Hey, twenty five minutes commercial free Rock. We
do it every day. It starts in minutes rock ninety
five to five. Smatching Pumpkins just kicked off ninety five
minutes commercial free Rock. They had the show last night
at Wrigley with Green Day.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Thank you for listening. Roadies. Chicago Area Brewery. I can
never say that word.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
It is a weird word.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Brew brewery, Brewery, Brewery, It doesn't sound right.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Brewery.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yes, brewery is receiving a fine for serving cicada infused
alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I thought they told everybody to stop.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
They did, but you know, like Cicada geddon is over,
like no more cicadas. But there were places that were
doing millort shots with cicado.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Oh, I forgot to bring the loort today.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
We'll do that Monday for you, perfect, Michael, Yeah, the
week off right, Yes, but I won't put a cicada
in it. But you know they were doing cicada infused drinks.
Noon Whistle Brewing was issued a fine from the Illinois
Liquor Control Commission.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Don't know how much, probably wasn't a light fine.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
The agency says that the cicada infused Jepsi alort is
illegal because of the way it was brewed and stored
plus labeled. The drink had a cicada garnish in it.
So is this like the worm and a bottle of tequila?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
I think it's different that they added the cicada after.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So they opened it and then threw a cicada in there,
And I.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
Could because the way I'm picturing it is they pour
the shot and then they put the cicada in there.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yes, but this I think was because of the way
it was brewed and stored and labeled.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
It sounds like it was already in the malor, like
they put it in the bottle of malort, especially if
there's like the garnic like I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
The cicada wings just floating mine. My first question is
how do you clean a cicada?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I don't think they did carefully. Yeah, here's how you
clean it. You stick it in milort because that is
pure gasoline and will kill anything or like, you know,
disinfect anything. I feel like you could probably wash your
toilet with malort and it would be sparkly clean.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Just so much alcohol in that thing.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
And you want me to drink this on Monday? Yes,
yes we do.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Let's get a hammer on a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Thanks for listening. I Request Wars is up next.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Mike, Mike. Mike is our champion right now, darn right.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Well, we'll see what happens today.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Will it be Mars?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Will it be Michael? That's next? Get ready to vote.
It's rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 6 (46:28):
It's now time for Request Wars.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Arm your torpedoes? Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get real.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
In about a second. On the Angie Taylor Show, request.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I'm for a fight. Let's do x.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh the boys are gonna fight today, all right, So
today's Request Wars theme.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
We have a different theme every day.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
If you ever have theme ideas for Request Wars, please
send them in text them eight four four five fifty.
Today's theme I picked because both Maris and Michael our
eighties babies. You were born in the eighties, Maris, you
were born in eighty seven, eighty six, eighty six, and
you were born in eighty three, Michael, So that makes
(47:14):
Maris a millennial. Are you a millennial or ex elder millennial?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
You're geriatric? Millennial's right?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Elder millennial?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Geriatric?
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Better? That sounds great. This sounds great. Okay, So eighties
metal songs. That is the theme today. Michael is our
one time champion right now. That means Maris as the challenger.
You go first. Yes, you got a song from the
great year of eighty six. It is Slayer Braining Blood.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
A good choice. Maris learned from the goat.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
And has learned to pull out songs in times of
need that we're keep you through.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, Raining Blood.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
If that's your pick, I.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Wouldn't even call this a time of need. It's just
we're learning lessons. That's right.
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
When I made my pick, Angie's looked at me very disappointed.
I always might not be a day for you.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Okay, But if you're picking Slayer raining Blood, text the
word blood blood to eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty. Let's go to Michael. What is your
eighties metal song? Scorpions Rocky like a hurricane. Oh boy,
Oh I get it because he knows I'm about to
go into a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I to go to the Caribbean. Tomorrow's a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Rock Scorpions Rocky like a hurricane. Okay, if you want
to hear that song, text the word rock roc k
to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. Maris
Slayer raining Blood, Text the word blood for that one, Michael,
Scorpions Rocky like a hurricane, Text the word rock.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
If that's your pick, get a man, Baby, It's rock.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Ninety five to five and ninety five minutes Commercial Free
still going.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Hell yeah, pro dam even.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Flow, always slaps, always sounds good love even Flow. Thank
you for listening. Ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is going
on right now. We are on the thick of request wars.
It's thick and we need your votes. So let's get
your votes in today's theme eighties metal songs. Why because
our two boys playing today. Maris and Michael both born
in the eighties, so I picked eighties metal songs for
(49:30):
them to battle out. Our challenger today is Maris his
song Slayer Raining Blood.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Oh you are dirty boy, I'm.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Not dirty by dirty songs.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Fadline you you knew what you were doing?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Year eighty six, It fit all time.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
You want raining Blood from Slayer?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Text the word blood to eight four four nine, ninety
five to fifty. Are ringing champion, Michael, your pick today
was a kick in microag It's Scorpions Rock.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
You like a hurricane.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
See.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
I like that. You're jumping in and making fun of me.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
On your third day, which is great because I'm about
to be in a hurricane tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
You're flying into it.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yes, Scorpions rock you like a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
If that's your pick, Text the word rock to eight
four four five ninety five to fifty. The votes are
coming in. We need them all. It's Rock ninety five
to five. Humpt eg John a little humpin jump. Just
jump into the weekend as soon as weekend please bluse.
(50:44):
Angie Taylor Show, Good Morning Rock ninety five to five.
It's ninety five minutes commercial free all right, thank you
for all the votes today in request Wars, Today's battle
because both Maris and Michael are born in the eighties,
eighties babies, so it's eighties metal songs. Maris had Slayer
raining blood because because you.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Because you did the thing.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
It's like the dude that picks the middle box on
tik Tac toe, but you know, right. And then Michael
had scorpions rocky like a hurricane, and we have a winner.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
I will say this, it was raining blood on the
text today.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Oh boy, maybe this is good news. You won't have
to deal with a hurricane, though it'll go a different directions.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Or I'll be raining blood from the sky because a
hurricane will take my plane down or something.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I shouldn't say that. Knock on anything, knock on your wieners.
That's would knock on your wiinners.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Wood under the console here, Slayer.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Man Slayer, Oh god boy, turn it up rock ninety
five to five. I think I still have a Metallica
hangover from the weekend because last night I was trying
to sleep and all they kept running through my head was.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
My mother was a witch. It was earned alive.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
And I'm like, why is am I evil? Just like
running through my head NonStop. But it was just so
much fun. That's a good problem to have, though it Well,
not when you have to get up at three and
it's midnight and you're still going.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
My mother was a witch.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Like every ten seconds, you keep ear worming yourself. Yes,
well I don't do it to myself. I don't want
the ear worm.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
It just happened.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
It just happens. Oh, all right, thank you for listening.
Ninety five minutes commercial free going. We must pause and
talk to the secretary of the show, the head of
all the roadies keeping all the notes.
Speaker 16 (52:33):
Hello, Jay the Gay, Good morning to you, my darling,
ding dongs, good morrning.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Hello.
Speaker 16 (52:41):
Now listen, I know we say it at least once
a week, but this is definitely the week where Angie's
probably gonna die.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Oh my god, knock on wood.
Speaker 16 (52:50):
Well, you see, after taking out four thousand dollars out
of Jay the straight secret gambling stash Thanking Himmer headed
to a destination wedding.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
In Jamaica this weekend.
Speaker 16 (52:59):
Of course, also coming to the wedding is soon to
be Hurricane or Nesto. And that guy really knows how
to party. You Okay, listen. He's not a fan of flying,
so he'll more than likely toss around Auntie's plane in
the windstorm. He will probably throw a massive waves and
maybe a tornado at her when she's on the beach,
And if we're really lucky, he's just going to drop
a house on her, because, as we saw in Wicked,
(53:19):
for only two ways to kill a witch, and with
the amount of fluids that she's been covered in getting
her wet, is definitely.
Speaker 12 (53:24):
Not gonna learn.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
He's good.
Speaker 18 (53:27):
Jamaica's new as night club is Ernesta. It's not everything,
wind rain, Jamaican Hurricane Sarks.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Anyway, what else do you have?
Speaker 16 (53:43):
Also, since we're on the topic of weddings, it seems
Angie's early on set in studio brain fog is already
affecting Michael because he can't seem to remember when his
wedding anniversary is, even though he shares it with Angie.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
How dare you now?
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I can't remember sometimes?
Speaker 16 (53:57):
Well, I can tell you, to be fair, she can
barely remember why she came to the studio most days,
so I can understand his problem.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, my car just goes here, This just goes.
Speaker 16 (54:06):
However, a discussion about a dry wedding. What there's some
horror stories about weddings, like how Angie's had a cocaine
vendor who overcharged drunk uncles that were carried out and
came back in for a second. And of course Jada
straight being accused of being a monster from marrying I mean,
not wanting kids at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah that's what.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
There was a dude that was at the bar at
the afterbar from the wedding. So we were in a hotel,
came to the afterbar, was selling coke to the people
in my wedding. I was like kidding, Yeah, I didn't
buy it. You can't buy no cocaine. Sex is not fun. Anyway,
(54:47):
Where can we find your notes every day?
Speaker 16 (54:50):
You could find my notes on rock ninety five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tag.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah, you can like tap the button a hundred times
and like nothing happens. You're like why why now?
Speaker 1 (55:00):
An hour?
Speaker 2 (55:01):
An hour in and I have to ice down because
on the Angie Taylor tab. Yes, that's how did you
miss anything from this crap show? Please listen to our podcast.
It's the Antie Taylor Show. Just search that wherever you
(55:22):
get your podcast, but especially on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
It's Rock ninety high five.
Speaker 6 (55:28):
It's time for the ten o'clock Toast on the Angie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner in
a toast up fellowship.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Jug a pump day dranks.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Everybody cheers.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Today's ten o'clock Toast goes out to a radio station
in New Mexico. It's called ninety four Rock. It is
an iHeart station. Uh so prison Tads who walks in
the studio like a half hour ago and says, hey,
there's a radio station in Minnesota that is giving away chainsaws.
I'm like, oh, who these bitches stealing, you're stealing, We're
(56:05):
stealing our thing. So I google Minnesota radio chainsaw. What
comes up this radio station in New Mexico that is
posting every single day of our podcast everything that we're doing. Well.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, but like I didn't know we were syndicated to
New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I think there's a glitch in the matrix with the Internet.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
But it's hilarious. I'm like, Wow, they got everything on here.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
They like are updating daily, like and Jay the Gay,
all your notes are on there, Jay, you're not going
to pay for that thing.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Double pay.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Great, you're not getting pay for me. You're not going
to pay for New Mexico. I feel like you should
call the.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Union, but the volunteers union.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, the volunteer union. Jason scab, scab, but this is crazy.
So I guess if you're listening from New Mexico, shout out,
shout out to you, just tell them to pay us.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Hit us up.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
We're there right, But yeah, like everything from this week,
it's wild. Huh aarp Angie, Angie gave birth to a
new show member, Michael comes home to the circus. Oh,
this is real. G Yeah, Angie's probably gonna get sued
for slander. That's from yesterday. Wow, when I was talking
about mister Rogers.
Speaker 5 (57:26):
And they love you out in New Mexico. Well, or
they love us in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
No, what they did was didn't know how to do
the internets and I think something that like switch it rude.
Yeah somehow but whatever. Well, I still don't know who's
giving away chainsawso but thank.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
You for listening. We love your road is. I hope
you have the greatest day.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
It's going to be eighty seven Today Sonny Humid Enjoy
Wilts is up next ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is
still going on Rock ninety five to five
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