Angi Was a Notorious Flirt in Grade School - ATS - 8.27.24

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, rocking ninety five to five. We just had to
air it out, Green stew I had to air it out.
Good morning, Happy Tuesday is the Auntie Taylor Show.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Thank you for listening, Roadies, Good morning, Marriage, Yo, good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Mike, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, How you doing? Everybody? Thanks
for being here on the show today. It is Tuesday,
and we love you for listening every single day. Today
on the show, we got tickets to ae w all
out for our wrastling people. We got tickets to steal Panther.
You can text us anytime, call us anytime. Eight four
four n ninety five fifty. How you doing today? Ooh man,

(00:38):
hot and sunny in ninety nine. It's supposed to be
the hottest day of the year today, hottest day of
the year one hundred and fifteen heat index still excessive
heat warning. I'll tell you more about that in What's
Up for your Day?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Here's what's up.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yesterday was too hot in her It's so hot in here.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Nice right now you wait, still dark.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
The city's official high temperature yesterday ninety six degrees and
humid extreme heat today ninety nine one hundred and fifteen
heat and as. There are a lot of cooling centers open,
emergency cooling centers all around the city, and a lot
of people are using them. The cooling center is normally
open from nine to five, but will have extended hours

(01:31):
today open until eight pm. So check on your old people,
check on your pets.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Don't leave them outside.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, your old people or your pets, don't leave them.
I'm glad you specified, thank you, yes both, all right,
Apple people, that's not you Maras, not.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
At all that I have a Mac laptops.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, but you're not an iPhone user.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I don't care about the phone, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Apple announced the date of its next major event where
the iPhone sixteen is expected to launch, Lets Go. The
event will take place ten am on Monday, September nineteenth
at the Steve Jobs Theater at Apple Park and will
be streamed online. The big takeaway that they're saying is
the new iPhone is supposed to be super AI.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh everything A that's crazy. I was just going to
replace my phone. Maybe has been there ready, yes, Because every.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Time I say Apple is dropping something new, Maris is
like Samsung's been doing that for.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Like five years and we're not having a press conference
about it. It was just like, here's your update, enjoy your AI.
Well that's why I love Apple, because they do everything big.
They have the press conference. It's the packaging. Oh I
love the packaging. Packaging is like a boner. It's so satisfying,
isn't it.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
The unpackaging on an iPhone with the like oh yeah,
the MacBooks and.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Taking the film off.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Oh I love how our phone's phone in our laptop's laptop.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hey about this yesterday, but the rumors were true. Oasis
is reuniting for a tour.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Gallagher Brothers announced fourteen UK and Ireland stadium and outdoor dates.
As for the fans here in the US their tours,
they're saying plans are underway for Oasis Live twenty five
to go to other continents outside of Europe later next year.
I don't know, man, Like, if they're doing fourteen UK dates,

(03:26):
I don't know if they'll make it through those to
even get overseas.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Do those and then set a separate timeline for the
other dates. Don't streamline them all together just in case,
take a.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Break every week, kind of like Metallica did. Just play
weekend shows and then you get a whole break. You
get to hay down each other for the weekend and
then breathe and then do another one. But the tour
will be the first time Liam and Noel Gallagher have
played on stage together since two thousand and nine.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
And that'll be the only time they see each other
is on stage. Yeah, if I'm completely separated, very smart.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I went to an Oasis show where they started fighting
on stage. Oh yeah, and Liam left and Noel had
to do the rest of the show by himself.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
He's like, they called each other the sea word.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It was amazing, But I like Liam, so I was like,
oh no, all right, cool, that's what's up for your day.
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five five.
They're iconic. Back in Black album just became the third
all time best selling album in US history. Damn Yeah,

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Eagles Hotel California is there, and then Eagle's Greatest Hits
Michael Jackson's Thriller is number two. Yes, so Eagle's greatest
Hits Michael Jackson Thriller, ac DC Back in Black, kick
ass man, all right, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
We're gonna tell you what happened on this day.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Our look back in all the history is next rock
naety five to five blackhose sun burning you today, ninety nine,
one hundred and fifteen heat index.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like I keep saying, have you ever been cremated before?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh day, you'll feel it today You're gonna learn today.
Let's tell you what happened on this day? Dan and
no no no no no no no no no no
no on this day.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
No no no, no no man.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
No, you're doing great press.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Computer issues today. Sorry, guys.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Today is August twenty seventh, twenty twenty four. On this day,
August twenty seventh, nineteen forty eight, Sergeant Slaughter was born.
He is seventy six today. Do you remember Sergeant Slaughter?
Oh yeah, old school WWF star, amazing yes, g I
Joe action figure and innovator of the Cobra clutch Man.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
On this day in nineteen ninety, the great Stevie Ray
Vaughn and members of Air Claptain's entourage died in a
helicopter crash in East Troy, Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You shouldn't put rock stars all on the same plane.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Nope, you know, vehicle yeah, like President Vice president.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
On this day. In nineteen ninety one, Pearl Jam released
their debut album ten, featuring their hits Emma Flow Jeremy Alive.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
And their shows are this.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Weekend, Yes, Thursday and Sunday.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, Hell yeah, today right, Saturday?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Sorry, Thursday, Saturday and merch on sale today at noon
outside Wrigley Field.

Speaker 9 (06:34):
Hell.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yes, you'll get first in line, right. I'm sending my wife,
not even kidding.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm busyday in line the ninety nine degree one hundred
and fifteen heat indust stand in line for Pearl Jam merch.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'll be in the air conditioning, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
I was running on the water from yesterday and I
was seeing people with Pearl Jam shirts. They're all flying
in for the show. It's very I'm very exciting.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
We'll travel for Pearl Jam like it's the Grateful Dad.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
It's wild. The tours sell out and seconds, it's crazy.
It'll be a great one. Yeah. And today's Florida Man.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Florida Man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire
and failed cooking cookie baking attempt.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Wow, who hasn't been there?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
How many times have you fallen asleep? Drunk when you
have some like a frozen pizza in the oven or something.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I've done it.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I've put the frozen pizza in the oven, not turned
the oven on, and went to sleep, waking up thinking
I've got a pizza, oh jackpot, just sitting there still uncooked.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I've also ordered door dass drunk.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Welcome up in the morning, and there's my Wendy sitting
right outside the door. Whoopsie, that's what happened on this day.
Thanks for rocking with us today, All Rock ninety five
to five, Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Good Tuesday morning roadies.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
So most people would agree that lying to your friends
should be avoided.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's not good. But is this acceptable?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
A woman's TikTok is going viral after her friends made
a dinner reservation and told her it was for eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
When it was actually for eight thirty because bitch is
always late.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, that's fair, yes, totally fair, funny.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
They knew she'd be late because she's always late, and
it turned out they were right because she showed up
at eight twenty two.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
There it is, and the.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hostess said she was the first to arrive. Imagine her
discussed so from an ethics standpoint, is it okay to
do that? I think it is. You know, I have
friends that are notoriously late. I just know they're never
going to be on time. And for me being late
is it gives me so much anxiety. I'm pretty much

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early for everything. I'm always the first one to arrive
because I think it's rude to be late, and I
also get nervous that people are like mad at me
for being late or whatever. One expert weig in and
said his best to avoid lying, but confronting a friend
can also backfire and make you seem controlling. So maybe
lying and tricking them could work by shaming them into

(08:52):
being on time. This happened at the wedding I was
at last week in Jamaica. They said the wedding started
at one point thirty. So my husband and I first
people on the scene and we're like, it's eight million
degrees out here and there's nobody here yet. I hate
then people start trickling in the wedding actually started at two.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh yeah, no, that's absolutely the plan.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yes, And I'm like, we would have been the only
people at this wedding if people if it would have
been actually at one thirty, so I think it's okay. No.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I know my friends so well.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
It's like when they say they're leaving, I'm like, send
me your ETA once you get in the car. Yes,
And I wait for that and then I leave and
correspond yes.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Or the friends that are always like on the way,
it's like you haven't even left.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
The house yet.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
You're still in the shower right here, You're just getting
in the shower.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
I'm not lying.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
But I would have some hungry friends because I'd be like,
it's six and never we would be there eating and
they would show up late and I'd be like, hey,
your last come on.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, if you're late, I mean, that's on them. But
if you want somebody to be there on time, it's like, hey,
I'm a surprise party at eight o'clock. Don't show up
at a thirty and miss the whole thing or whatever.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
And it's just about respect each other's time. Now, it's respect, Yeah,
it's respect. Your time is not more important.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes, your time is not more important than somebody else's,
so be on time. Thank you so much for listening.
I want to talk to the teachers. I want to
talk to the teachers going into the second day of school.
I have a question for you and these parents, and
that is next Rock ninety five to five. I love
that version three eleven on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Good Tuesday morning, second day of school.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Ooh, shout out to all the teachers.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Teachers listening. I know we have a lot of teachers
that listen. We love you very much. Thank you for
all you do. Ooh, what a life, hard life. But
I want to know from you, guys, you teachers and
parents too. As a teacher, what do you wish you
could say? Like, imagine if you, as a teacher, you
could say anything to parents.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Without any consequences, no consequences.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay, here's some of the things that people online said
as teachers. You should have read your kids a bedtime story.
Bedtime stories are crucial for develop developing reading skills and empathy.
You should have read your kids a bedtime story. And
you shouldn't have stopped once the books had chapters and English.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Sometimes I'm tired too, though, and I'll just skip a
few pages like and then blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
But it's like you can't skip pages because they have
memorized how the stories are so go back, go back yesterday.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Another teacher said, tell your kids no. Setting boundaries at
home helps kids behave better in school. You got to
tell your kids now, tell them no often. It will
not traumatize them. I agree with that for sure. That's
just as a parent in general. Also, you're the parent.
You have to make the hard decisions. Teachers want to teach,
not parent. A lot of people don't parent their kids.

(11:48):
They send them to school thinking they'll learn everything they
need to learn there.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, Or it's they expect the extra parenting to come
from the teacher.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeactually where it's like the teachers are there to do
a job, right, and their job is not to pay.
They're trying to teach a subject or whatever. You are
raising a future adult. To stop babying your kids, teach
them how to tie their shoes, say please and thank you,
that they're not always right, or they're not always in charge.
That's especially hard when you have an only child, because

(12:16):
they always think they're in charge.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know, laziness has learned at home.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Many students pick up lazy habits, attitudes and mindsets at home.
You know, we have exciting plans that keep us busy
for a ninety minute block at school. What is ninety
minutes spent at home with your child? Look like great question? Okay, so, teachers,
I want to talk to you. I know you're listening.
Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. If you

(12:44):
could say anything to these parents without any consequences, what
would you say. I'm going to expand this too to
other parents. What did the teachers say about your kid
to piss you off?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Those I'm interested to hear.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I want to know because my mom I remember she
got called into a parent teacher conference when I was
in third grade and the teacher told her that I
was boy crazy because I sat on boys laps in class?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Were you friendly?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I was just friendly.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I was a flirt. I'm still a flirt. I'm still
a flirt. But I was a flirt. And my mom,
oh my god, I got in so much trouble, but
my mom was pissed.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
All right, Teachers, what do you wish you could say
to parents?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Parents? What did a teacher say about your kid that
pissed you off?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Eight four four.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Nine five ninety five fifty call now, I'll give somebody
tickets to steal panther Rock ninety five to five taking
calls from teachers and parents right now.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Second day of school.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You know, imagine you teachers, if you could say anything
to parents without any consequences, like.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Your kid is this and you need to do this?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Like imagine how freeing that would feel you could say
it to us or as a parent, I want to
know what did a teacher say about your kid that
pissed you off? Let's take these calls. Mike from Evanston.
Good morning, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
How are you doing?

Speaker 10 (14:05):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Doing great? So second day of school? Now do you
have kids in school right now?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I do know I have a boy.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
We have a boy, Eddie, so in school. He's really smart.
And the thing that kind of, you know, tick this
off is, you know, during the whole pandemic thing or whatever,
we temporarily like went down in our summer home in
a very small town in Florida. And I think, just
because we're the ones, our.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Kid could do school remote, so you might as well
do it wherever.

Speaker 11 (14:37):
So you went to Florida, Yeah, okay, and we just
don't think the teacher would like our kid because we
weren't from there for whatever reason, because you know, she
was saying like, you know, he wasn't doing his homework
and stuff like that, and we knew he was, and
we just don't know why. It just really seemed like
for some reason she just didn't know. Maybe it was
like with other kids too, Maybe maybe she had a

(14:59):
forgetful memory. I don't really know. Yeah, but it just
seemed like, you know, for whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Targeting him, you felt like, yeah, yeah, And you.

Speaker 11 (15:05):
Know, because I've never had the situation like he's a
very good student where somebody would accuse him not of
being one, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I feel like, and then nothing against teachers, but I
feel like teachers get that one kid in class that
just annoy them so much.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, they annoy them so much. It's been me.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Before as well, that not in the room no matter what,
like name on the board, like you're in trouble all
the time for every little move you make. But it's
it's got to be a hard job. Thank you, Mike
for the call. You have a great day.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, all right, you two guys, all right, thank.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You, everybody hanging on the line. Somebody's gonna get tickets
to Steel Panha. Let's go to Matt from West Chicago.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
I Matt Hey, guys, I was going.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's going great. Are you a teacher or a parent?

Speaker 10 (15:47):
A parent?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Okay, what happened that pissed you off?

Speaker 11 (15:51):
Well, no, nothing particularly happened to me.

Speaker 12 (15:52):
But I was gonna say, if I had the opportunity,
I was going to go with your kids should be
in a straight ticket.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
But now.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm sure a lot of teachers would love to tell parents, hey,
your kid needs to be in a straight jacket.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
That probably would have happened with me.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know, little add kid like never sat still. I
remember one time I was under a desk being a
farm animal and like going mood to make all the
kids laugh in class.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yes, because I was class clown, I had to make
everybody laugh.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I see you getting out of the straight jacket, though, I.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Would have who do need my ass out of that
straight jacket?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Mad? Yes?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Mad?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Hang on, let's go to Big Rich from Carol Stream. Hey,
big Rich, how you doing doing great?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
What they say?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
What they say? They piss you off.

Speaker 12 (16:39):
So the teacher told us in the parent teacher conference
that when my son was acting up, and first off,
my son's mildly autistic.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Okay, did they teacher know that your son's autistic.

Speaker 12 (16:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was in special classes. Yep. So
he comes home from school, tariff to go back to school.
So he comes, So we go to class, We go
into his parent teacher conference and she was and she's
all proud and goes, yeah, when he's acting up, I
just give him a dirty look.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yike.

Speaker 12 (17:16):
So I get up, I lean over her desk. I
get up, I lean over her desk, and I go something.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Like this, well done, dad. Yeah. She backs up against.

Speaker 12 (17:28):
The wall and I go, how do you like it?
And I said something that I probably shouldn't have said,
but anyway.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, that's intimidating for a child anyway, let alone a
child with autism. I can't imagine how scared your son
must have been. I'm so sorry for that.

Speaker 12 (17:45):
Well, now, figure a six foot four hundred and twenty
five pound guy doing that to a teacher.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
That's intimidating. I would be scared.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
This whole situation is making me uncomfortable. I hang on
the Lione big Ridge. I mean, I don't want to
do this to like rip on teachers. By by the way,
I'm just like saying, you know, I feel like in
our lives, you know, there have been certain times where
the parents have been like, what the hell is going
on here? And a lot of times it's the kid's fault,
you know what I'm saying. But like the parents get
very protective, and my kid is the greatest.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
You trust your kids to be going to school to
do what they need to do find out otherwise, it's
said some things, and I know a lot of.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Us kids when we go to school, we act out
because darn right, you know, we're not at home with
our parents around. All right, let's go to Sam from Hobert.
Can we go to Sam from Hobert?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Thank you? Can we go to Sam? Hi? Sam? Hey?
All right, what happened?

Speaker 10 (18:44):
So I'm a teacher, so I would love to tell
parents to if they don't spank their kids now, or
or at least starts, or if they don't, if they
do it, do it more.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Wait a minute, you're you're advocating for spanking the kids.

Speaker 10 (19:07):
Yeah, I turned out, Okay. I'm sure you guys got
spanked too, You're probably okay.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
When I was a kid, I got spanked, and I
was always afraid my dad was gonna spank me if
I screwed up, So I acted.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Right I got spanked, I got beat. I have a
broken arms difference. I have issues because of it. I
think the term is discipline discipline.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
It's not so much spanking the child, but disciplining them
so that I got, I.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Got that was not nice tomato tomato. But I think
it's really not tomato tomato, homie. It's not hang on
the line, Sam, hang on wooden spoon, God, PTS is triggering.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Let me go to Lisa from Plainfield. Hi, Lisa, Hi,
how are you? Good morning? Are you a teacher?

Speaker 13 (19:53):
I am a teacher.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
God bless you. Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I hope you know that this is not us ripping
on teachers or anything. I just oh god, no.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh God, no, no, no, no, no, no, mad respect for teachers.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And I know it goes both ways. And I can't
imagine the pain in the ass. I was for teachers
growing up. So what do you wish you could tell
parents without any consequences.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
Acknowledge and except that your kid acts up in class?
Because trust me when I tell you, the last thing
we want to do is call you or email you
about him acting up. Yeah, and you know when we
say it, just believe us. And don't you know, act
like your child is an angel all the time because
they're not right.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
It's kind of like you don't know how your kid
is going to act in public when you're not around, Like,
I don't know how my man is acting out in public.
I don't know if he's out here like grabbing.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Somebody told me that, Wait a minute, I don't know
about that. You would never but exactly, you don't know
how they're going.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
To act us. Yeah, and to send us like have
our backs for a change, Like that's just sometimes that
we wish we could say. It's like, look, we're not
trying to stir up any drama. We're not trying to Yeah,
he's your kid doing something.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
That they can do, just hammer, but act like we're
grown adults.

Speaker 13 (21:04):
We don't lie about.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
This, right, Like this is your job.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
We emailed you.

Speaker 13 (21:09):
Yeah, by the time we emailed you, it's been more
than one time.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Like right, Sometimes if you take it to the parents,
it means it's a pattern of behavior that needs to
be corrected. That's got to be so nerve wracking sending
that email to a parent and waiting for the response
like oh boy, oh boy.

Speaker 13 (21:29):
Hey uh oh yeah, we we wait, we just wait
sometimes and we, you know, have our coworkers, you know,
kind of look at them before we know how to respond.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
Yeah, it's hard sometimes.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm sure. Well, you know what. Thank you so much
for all you do as a teacher. We have mad
respect for teachers. I'm going to send you the Steel Panther.
You can get all the aggression out. Okay, you screw
those crazy parents, get all the aggression out.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
You've got a parent.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Tickets to see Steal Panther November twenty six at the
House of Blues. What a fun night at a House
of Blues. Have a great time.

Speaker 13 (22:00):
I'm taking my son, who was also a teacher.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeh's amazing.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
What grade do you teach?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
By the way, I teach fourth grade?

Speaker 13 (22:10):
My son high school.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Ooh fourth grade. You got a bad girl.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Bless you.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
You definitely need a night out. Hang of the line.
We're gonna get you all taken care of. Thank you, Lisa.
Anybody else that wants to go to Steel Panther Tickets
on sale right now ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Thanks for the calls.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yes, how about Rock ninety five to five? Good morning roadies,
Happy Tuesday. Oh it's gonna be hot today. Be careful
out here. I feel so bad for these people. This
is nightmare fuel for me. Footage from six Flags Mexico,
not six Flags here is going viral after a bunch
of people got stuck on a ride two hundred and
fifty feet up in the air in the middle of

(22:45):
a humongous storm.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Oh my gosh, weren't they on the swings?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It was called Supergirl skyflight or whatever. Yeah, yeah, you're
in a swing. That's one of those that spins you
in circle. A lot of faars have them too, but
they don't go very high. But this one is two
hundred and fifty feet up at six friends. They were
at the top when the ride froze up, so they
were just dangling sitting there, and it happened to be

(23:12):
a torrential downpour at the same time. Video shows the
wind whipping while everybody like is white knuckling and holding
on to their little swing. You can hear a lot
of people screaming and crying. The storm got worse as
they were being evacuated.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Nobody was hurt, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Six Flags put out a statement saying it caused some
uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable for a few visitors, but that the
ride was back up and running.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
A short time later.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
We don't care the ride, it's back up and running.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I feel like that's one of those moments, like if
you have a bad meal somewhere or horrible like something,
and you actually complain about it and they're like, here's
a gift card or to come back, it's like, I
don't want to come back here, don't give me a
gift card, don't camp my meal, let me go. But
a lot of times it's I had a friend and
we were eating one time I will not say where,

(24:01):
but in wicker Park, and and she bit into a
burger that had a bolt a bolt in it, and
thank god she didn't crack her tooth. However, we were like,
there is a bolt in this burger and they're like,
oh man, we're doing some construction in the back. Sorry
about that. We're supposed to be getting food preptice, not

(24:22):
even a comp not even an apology, like nothing, and
we were like, what the hell. So what happens when
you're on a six Flags ride two hundred and fifty
feet up in the air, in the middle of a
torrential downpour, stuck and they're like, oh, we got the
ride back up and running.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
So you let that for a day, I don't need to.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
That is crazy. Have you have you ever been stuck
on a ride. I've never been stuck. You've been stuck
on a ride for three years?

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Oh well, did you hear about the one a couple
of months ago in Portland where they were stuck upside down?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
They were?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yes, I did no go. I already have a fear
of heights.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
So if you get me to go on a ride
that's like a roller coaster really up high, or any
of those up high rides, it's me trying to do
some immersion therapy, you know, and then if something bad happens,
like forget it. I'm not even standing on a step
stool after that because I'm so afraid.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
When I was in my Carnie days at the Taste
of Chicago, yeah, the Fairest wheel got stuck and everybody
that was on the outer rings they were like freaking
out because it was windy, so everything was just swaying
the entire time.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
So they used to have Carnie rides at They don't
still have that, do.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
They rides at the Taste at all?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
And it was just a Fairest wheel the merry go
round and there's like a water slide to cool down.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Those Carnie rides scare me, man, because.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I feel like they don't care. They're just like whatever on, button.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Off, But they're not checking the nuts and the bolts
and the screws to make sure that they we're not
going to die.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
To be fair, when we got there, every day they
were running inspections to.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Make sure, Okay, that's good, you go, Carnies, Small Hands
Smell of Cabbage Rock ninety five to five three Day
I have announced the release of an exclusive anniversary blend
of their Punk Bunny coffee line, set to hit seven
to eleven stores.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Punk Bunny, Punk Bunny counts tasty even Yeah, I don't
drink coffee.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Green Day, celebrating the thirtieth anniversary of Dookie. Of course,
they just played that whole show with their big tour
seven eleven making the sixtieth anniversary of pioneering the concept
of freshly brewed coffee into go cups? Are they the
first ones that did that? Duncan made to go cups
at coffee shops a thing?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
If they were the first in company to go they
are now, but sixty years ago, oh interesting, Yeah, they
could only sit down and have a cop sit down
and have a coffee.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
So very interesting. We must google that.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Let's talk about this real quick, because I know a
lot of people are going through this. Companies are very
passive aggressive right now, like if you're going to can
me at least have the decency to look me in
the eye and tell me I suck. But this poll
found that thirty eight percent of companies lay people off
now instead of firing them, just to avoid hurting people's feelings.
Eighty percent of bosses said their company is laid off

(27:14):
somebody in the past year when they could have fired
them for cause. They could have fired them, they had
all the cause, they had all the reasons to fire him,
that they had the paper trail, but they said, we're
gonna lay you off. Sometimes it's out of kindness, like
to avoid hurt feelings or help them out with severance,
But the number one reason they do it is more
self serving, and it's to avoid.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
A mute any like.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
It's uprising, Yes, to maintain company morale, to avoid like
a lawsuit, to help a person out with severance, which
is nice because if you had a reason to fire
them for cause, you shouldn't really have to pay them severance.
But now you're laying them off, so you get to
pay them severance. You're being nice.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
If you lay them off, they can collect unemployment.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You're not letting the door hit him in the ass.
You're opening the door.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
For them, just like like, Hi, you must go now,
but we will pay you to leave.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Okay, we wish you the success in all your future dretors.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
And then that is the standard email. And then to
avoid hurting their feelings, you know, I think you're great.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Corporate just gave me no choice.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
According to poll, layups aren't really layoffs anymore common that
you'd think. Half the bosses polled said at least seventy
five percent of their layoffs their company made in the
past year weren't really about cutting costs. It was about
that we had caused to fire this person, but we
just wanted to be nice. So if you ever got
laid off recently, if you got laid off recently, think

(28:40):
about did you do something to get fired and they
were just being nice or was it just a layoff?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I means cutting.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
That's a lot to ask somebody who just got let
go to introspectively uside.

Speaker 12 (28:54):
I'm.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
If it happened last week too soon. It's a little
fresh that wound. But you know, it doesn't ever help
to doesn't it help to like sometimes reflect like what
could I have done better?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Did I do something? Did I do something? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
I'm just like as a boss if I like, hey,
you gotta go, and then alrighty, like that's gonna they
didn't care psyched right, Okay, so you just were out
this entire time that's happening.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, they didn't care. They didn't care at all. But whatever,
I'm just saying. I just know that one day I'm
gonna get fired here and it's not going to be
a layoff.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's going to be a very get.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
The hell out. Don't you come back?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
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Speaker 1 (29:40):
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Oh let's go, Hey, roadies, we love you for the text,
We love you for being you, and we love you
for listening. Thank you, thank you for always hitting us
up so we can know what's on your mind.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Listen to us.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeapen all day? Yet Mac, Yeah, all right, yet back
at us. Let's go through these texts six three zero.
Now that you start later, do you still do the
kick in the crotch? Yes, ticke is still there. Kick
is still there where it always was at five five am.
We have to start later. I don't know why it's
a boss we start at six, but we have content

(30:30):
for you in the five Just fy I, thank you
for being here. Joe the head Roady of Wrestling, say
a heavy metal prayer for all the gen X mail
carriers out there walking routes for twelve hours today because
all the soft gen Z kids called off. Oh damn
being a mail carrier today. Whenever I see my mail

(30:52):
carrier in this heat, I always bring her out a
bottle of water.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh nice, well, I mean come on to do something.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Be careful out here.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
She was dying on the sidewalk right two two four.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Last week you guys were talking about technology to smell
movies smell vision.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Last year you.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Were talking about the favorite porn genre by state. In
Indiana had fart porn? Do you notice that house Indiana
smell like a stinky old cabbage?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Now you know why that's discuss Wow, fart porn gross
is gross?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Bluehead Rodeo maris mute and shout out to all the
people working in step bands today. No ac in a
big metal box. Stay hydrated your roadies.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yes, yeah, and oddly enough, make sure you're peeing at
some point in time, or drink more water.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Just if you're not peeing, that's a sign that you're dehydrating.
Drink more six rough ozero. My brother and father got
stuck on the American Eagle for twenty minutes at the
very top.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh is that a wooden roller cooaster? That's the wooden one,
the old rickety ass.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I hate wood them?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Why the ructure? It just feels more secure.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
It because it's wood and it's earth and you're.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Not going upside down necessarily.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Would get splinters.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
Steel doesn't, Yeah, but scary other messes with wood too,
un and there would be a mutiny if you got fired.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I love you, Renee all Studio. I know who Renee
is from my hometown. She gave me my first beer
when I was fifteen. She used to work with my mama.
She worked with my mama. Love you to shout out, Renee,
you started it. Melanie from Carol Stream, Good morning, Angie, Merris, Michael.
We were told in June that our company was being sold.

(32:42):
The new company is supposed to come September. First three
people have been like, oh, only three of us are
left to pick up the slack and it sucks. Now
the owner is ghosting us, so we have no clue
what's coming up in about a week. That would be scary.
Update your resume, that would be scary. Have you ever
worked somewhere, yes, where where the checks bounced the paychecks

(33:04):
I have.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I've been fortunate and never had that.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
S That happened once at one of the nightclubs I
was working on. They didn't tell us they were having problems,
but our checks all started bouncing. They were like, oh,
Brian from Mount Prospect, what's your guys nicknames? They call
me the white Boy. I also respond to the thumbs
up guy. I don't have a nickname. Marius Marrets is
your nickname, because that's not your real name. Mike, Mike

(33:28):
or Michael. Yeah, mine's trash bag tailor apparently all right.
Seven and eight, I teach high school and I would
call in, but everything I would say isn't radio appropriate.
That's teachers that would love to say to parents whatever
they want. Seven and eight, I would tell parents to
close the social media and get engaged. Yes, seven and eight,

(33:50):
your kid is special, but so are the other one
hundred and twenty five students I have.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Here we go, teachers, shout out to you. Have a
great school season, good cool year. Thank you for listening,
and thank you for the text. I'm gonna tell you
what's up for your day.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Next, Rock nainety five to five is def Lappard Rock
ninety five to five. Yes, we love the deaf Lappird.
Thank you for listening. Hey, who wants to play Don't
Kill Angie? It is the time and if you love wrestling,
this is your day because I have tickets for you
for AE w all out, but you got to keep
me alive. Calling out to play a four four nine

(34:28):
fifty Don't.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to hopefully
get Angie safely to Friday big or fast, but be careful.
One wrong move we'll kill Angie. Killie. And it's only
on Rock twenty five.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Let's all survive this hottest day of Chicago today. But
I want to survive the damn game too. That would
be great.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Let me talk to Andy from Woodridge. Hey, Andy?

Speaker 10 (34:57):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Man?

Speaker 12 (35:01):
Well?

Speaker 10 (35:01):
Making my work day go better? So far?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh good? What do you do for work?

Speaker 10 (35:06):
I work at a Midwestern university and then, like.

Speaker 12 (35:09):
Stud the service office.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
So okay, so you hop all.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
The doctors and the future doctors in the world.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh, look at you saving the world. At least you
work in air conditioning. Lucky you.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
What is going on with your phone? Are you doing cartwheels?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (35:24):
Now that's why I had to close my work doors.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
That's ok no problem, Okay, focus, you're gonna play. Don't
kill Angie. Are you a wrestling fan? By chance?

Speaker 12 (35:33):
I have been since that I was a baby.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh I love it?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Okay, if you keep me alive today, you are getting
tickets to all elite wrestling ae W. I'm talking about
all out and collision. Okay, you ready to go?

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Even better?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Even better?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Take it away or not? Better?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yo and a half shell.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
It is money, Maris Sandy in Welcome to Don't Kill.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Oh it is hot.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Today is said to be the hottest day of the
year in Chicago. Angie wants to find a way to
be outside and still keep cool. So the question for you,
Andy is what should Angie do to keep cool? Swim
with the polar bears at Lincoln Park Zoo. All, swim
with the penguins at the shed Aquaria.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh, which would be more fun to swim with?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
That's the question, I will say.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
The penguin, Yeah, penguins, Yeah, they made for life those.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, a fine choice. Indeed, a fine choice. Indeed, you
pick swim with the penguins.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
At the shed.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
We're all ready to get some relief from the heat,
and so is Angie.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
She jumps in the water and starts swimming around and
look cool water ya.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Angie sees the ball floating and asks the animals if
they want to play a little water polo.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
No, they all start playing in Oh no, what does
that sound?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
No, it's the fresh water shark.

Speaker 10 (37:20):
No?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Does he know the Angie played volleyball in high school.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
She gets right up on the net and spikes the
ball hard.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Into the water shark, knocking him out. Ah, this is
the first time ever Angie has beat the fresh water shark.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
You a.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Very good miracle.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
You heard that music, you knew it was about to happen.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Usually he gets me.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It's a bad yeah, got him this time, got him
right in the nose.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
What you're supposed to do with the shark? You're supposed
to bop him in the nose right.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Or the gills or the gills?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yes, if I'm right face.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
To face with the shark, how am I getting to
his gills?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
If you're going for a nose on a shark.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
House underwater, pivot to the side.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
I'm gonna pivot.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
I'm not saying it makes sense for you to swim
over and just dick them in the gills.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
But like what, dick him in the guilts?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Oh my god, Andy Marris is out here telling me
to dick this shark up.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happenings
going to get the second?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
What'd you say?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Andy?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
A little too freaky?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
In little too freaky. It's always freaking around here. You
got a pair of tickets to see all Elite Wrestling
September seventh and sixth, sixth and seventh, a E W
all out, a W collision.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You have a great time, all right, awesome, thank.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
You so much.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Who's your favorite wrestler?

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Probably right now and am W would be Orange Caffley.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
There you go?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yes, yes, did you ever see my video with him
where I tapped his leg?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yes, Okay, good, I tried to crazy story is.

Speaker 12 (39:13):
Two years ago when you were giving away tickets.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
My brother one pictu.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Amazing. Oh I hope Orange is there that night. I
hope you have a great time. Hang on the line. Andy,
thank you so much for listening. Everybody, get your tickets
right now. It's rock nainety five to five.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
What a delightful surprise.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Andie lives to drink more of the brown wicker.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Rocks pumpkins smash them through your super hot super hot
fire Tuesday ninety nine to day, Be careful, thank you
for listening. Ninety five minutes Commercial free starts in just
a second.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
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Speaker 1 (39:51):
Do not roll down your windows and rock out, keep
them up and turn the air conditioning on.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
And rock out.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
And I also want to ask you how somebody could
walk around in the streets and not know they have
a pair of scissors lodged in their head. I'm gonna
tell you about that next. Yes, Yes, that is next
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It is ninety five minutes to commercial for Yes to
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Speaker 2 (40:17):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
How you doing roadies? Thank you for listening. Listen to this,
listen to how does this even possible? Lincoln, Nebraska police
were called to this vape shop a couple days ago
after a person called saying there was a man walking
around with a pair of scissors stuck in his head.
When officers arrived, this twenty nine year old guy reported

(40:39):
that he had gotten into an argument with his girlfriend
when she struck him in the head.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Kill Well.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
The man thought he'd been struck by the woman's fists. However,
when he went to the vape shop, he was informed
he had a pair of scissors sticking in his head.
She hit him in the head with a pair of scissors.
They were stuck in his head and he didn't know.
How do you not know that you have a pair
of scissors in your head so much that you just
like start walking down the street.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
You go to the gape shop.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
You have to go get his hits. Well, of course the.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Bape shop is very impart it, and you must make
it to the vape shop.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
But it's hurt, and I got to fix this.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
If somebody punches you in the head, like maybe he
thought he got punched in the head by her. I'm
sure it's still hurt when he's sitting there, like, wouldn't
you go look in the mirror, like, am I bleeding? Like?
Why is this hurt so bad? Do I have a
big Easter egg.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
On my head?

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:30):
That would be my thing, that there's something something's on
my head on my body.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I just don't know. You wouldn't feel it smells white
trash to me. It's very He.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Was just drunk and you just like, gosh, she hits
me all the time. I'm going to get my vape.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
He was probably high, which yeah, says a lot about
the power of medical marijuana. If you have scissors stuck
in your head, you'll be okay walking around. The man
was taken to a hospital non life threatening injuries, but
the girl was arrested for second degree assault and use
as a use of a weapon to commit a felony. Wow,
but I feel like if you try to stick a

(42:06):
pair of scissors in somebody's head, you're trying to kill him.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yes, how is that not attempted murder?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
I was trying to figure out that's like a very
light sentencing.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I would there's a part of me that feels like
I would die and like freak out if I saw
somebody walking with scissors in their head. But again, this
is Chicago, so I'd probably be like, whatever, some guy
with scissors in his head, you got to go another day.
It's another day. At least call nine one one and
be like, this is might walking down the street. I
would walk up and be like, bro, you got some
scissors in your head? I don't know? All right? Request

(42:36):
Wars is next is for you eighties babies. It's now
time for Request Wars.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Arm your torpedoes? Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Prefair, your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
On the Angie Taylor Show, request.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Let's go, where are my eighties babies?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
At eighties babies stand up because today's request wars theme
came from area code eight one to five said, let's
have a battle of the top guitarists in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Oh love that.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
There's a great amount of them too.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah there are.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Mike. You're the two time champion right now. That means
Maris you're the challenger. You get to go first with
your pick and everybody gets to vote. What is your
top guitarist and what is your song today?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
I'm going with van Halen.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Oh, evh, it's time for eruption.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh oh, it's a.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Good pal.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Any it's Eddie van Halen.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
What the hell you know?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Van Halen eruption? If that is your pick, text the
letter E for eruption to eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Mike, what you got?

Speaker 7 (44:04):
I'm going with slash Yes, GNR Paradise City, Okay, turn.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
The grasses molten the girls have tennis hell, I've.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
Never heard.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yes or small and girls all right, guns and Roses.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Slash Paradise City.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Ooh, what a battle today?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
If you want that one, text a letter P for
Paradise to eight four four ninety five fifty van Halen eruption.
That's the letter E. Guns n' Roses, Paradise City. That's
the letter p eighty four four ninety five fifty. You
guys do all the vote in and then whoever has

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the most votes gets played on the radio. Okay, ninety
five minutes commercial free is still going pro cham on
Rock ninety five to five. Three days grace the sun
will give us no grace today, none at all. One
hundred degrees one hundred and fifteen heat INDEXO be careful. Okay,

(45:11):
it's Rock ninety five to five Auntie Taylor Show. We
are in the thick of request wars, looking for your
votes today. All the eighties babies, this is for you
eight one five texted the theme let's have a battle
of the top guitarists in the eighties. There's a lot
of great guitarists from the eighties, and I think you
guys picked two of the best. Michael are two time champion.
So Maris' song today Van Halen, Eddie van Halen, come

(45:36):
on eruption.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Rush in peace Eddie.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
All right.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
If you want eruption for your pick today, text the
letter e to eight four four nine five five ninety
five fifty. Mike's pick today, Guns n' Roses is all
about Slash Paradise City.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
All right, if that's your pick.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Text letter p to eight four four ninety five fifty
two great guitarists, So good battle and now it's metallic time, Baby,
ninety five minutes commercial free, still going on Rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yes, air piano in the studio right now.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
I was wondering, what are you doing over there?

Speaker 11 (46:31):
Here we come.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I went a rock ninety five to five. It's ninety
five minutes commercial free, Request Wars winter time today. The
battle came from area code eight one five and said
let's do some for the eighties babies have a battle
of the top guitarists. In the eighties it was Michael,
our two time champion with Slash Guns n' Roses Paradise

(46:54):
City versus Maris with Ben Halen, Eddie van Halen and Eruption.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
We have a much like yesterday. It was a landslide. However,
yesterday's landslide.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Went in Michael's favor, so day's landslide Mark.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
We're just going back and forth over here.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
This is request Laurens Baby. I love it.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yes, Rest in peace, God of the Acts.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Patty Van heard Rock ninety five five you're so high
right now. Yeah, Pink Floyd Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning, Puff puff pass. All right, thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Roadies ninety five minutes commercial free. It's going down. Let's
talk to the head of all the roadies. He's the boss.
I guess that's what he says. It's JAKEE the Gay.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Good morning, Good morning to you, my darling thing now,
good morning, hola.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
Well listen, we have some good news for those of
you who are about to be tossed out in the
streets from your job. Okay, See, it turns out that
companies are not taking a quote unquote passive aggressive stands,
and they're letting people off instead of firing them, even
though they do things like I don't know, drink from
the flask in the bathroom, going with their coworkers, look
them in the eye, and put out their cigarettes on
the interns.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Oh have I ever put a cigarette on u HP?

Speaker 12 (48:21):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
We were not yet. Don't worry. We'll talk.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
It's a lot. We'll talk to this is that what
those That's a lot. I've never done that?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Wow with them?

Speaker 8 (48:35):
Mind though, if you're lucky, you have something to look
forward to because pizza parties September and Taco Tuesday tend
to happen. One's Dylan from Accounting was sent on a
quart unquote wellness.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yesterday was New Orleans Vigne day.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
Yes you got fired yesterday.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I don't know, but I'm not even kidding you. It
was New Orleans day.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yesterday the food was fire.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Oh yeah, uh uh.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Also, this morning we set out teachers to tell us
about the horrible things they'd love to say about the
brands as they teach. Now. Fortunately we couldn't get a
lot of the teachers Andy had because most of them
died in the Great Chicago Fire.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Ohow, damn missus.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Larry was amazing.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Until she kicked that thing over.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
However, we did hear though, how Andy was a ridiculous
for who would sit on boys laps in third grade,
fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade,
high school, college in parking, watch in pool hall, and
any place that's their spicy margaritas.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Well I still do, you could have said everywhere, and
today even today.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
We were also nothing but also treated as stories about
how she used to go under boys desks in grammar
school and move because she was the quote unquote class clown. Now,
I don't think I'm allowed to talk about what was
happening under the boys desks in high school.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Though, what was happening under there, I wouldn't have known.

Speaker 10 (49:56):
I'd not allowed to talk about it.

Speaker 8 (49:58):
Apparently, I you know, ran it by couple of people.
They said not to mention it.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
So, you know whatever, I was very chaste, very demure
in high school.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
It's very such a nice young woman.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Can we kill demure? Yes? Like is it time?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
My friend had posted and said, you know, somebody's name
in their kid demure right now, some baby girl, some
baby girls would be born. D comma mule, mule.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Where can we find your notes?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
You can tire my notes.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
On Rocking ninety five five chi dot com and click
on the Angie Taylor.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yes, and if you would like to listen back to
this amazing Demure podcast every day anything you missed, please
check it out wherever you go.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
You go into Tanzania on the beach with Maris, you
can still listen. It's a free app.

Speaker 12 (50:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I don't know what kind of wifis they have.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Out there, guys, mobile signal.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
No, you have to wear like like Reynolds wrap on
your head.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
That's not how cell phones work.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
It did with the bunny like.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
iPhone is probably still having tennis. They're trying to use your.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
Shit.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
It's time for the ten o'clock toast on the Angie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner and
a toast, dumb fellowship, chug it.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I mean, if you can handle it.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
No, No, today's ten o'clock toast goes out to Matt Bar.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
We talked about Matt Bar a few months ago. He
is the man in the UK claiming to have the
world's largest penis.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
How big fourteen going.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Two inches over a foot long. No, no, no, So
I wanted to, you know, like you could anybody can
claim you can claim it, you know, like, but where
are the photos? Where is the where are the receipts?
I found photos today? Did this man wraps around his
goes all the way to his knee and kind of

(51:54):
wraps around a little bit like it's.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
That's a human arm. It's long and adult human long.
Like people brag about my baby arm, but no, this
guy has an adult human arm. Hold on, now, people
brag about your baby arm, not my.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Tripod.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yeah, okay, so he explained that. Now, let's feel bad
for him. His large size makes it hard to maintain
blood flow and causes lightheadedness. He even tried medications to
reduce his size, wh which had the opposite effect.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
It made it bigger.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Finding appropriately sized clothing is another struggle, requiring him to
buy larger sizes than customized.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
His underwear he literally, okay, so you know when you.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Walked into Spencers when you were a kid and they
had that like chicken thing with the like long beak
and then you put your wiener in it.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Like those kind of underwear.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
He literally has underwear that are like gloves but fits
his wang.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
You know, uh, why underwear at that point? I just
why wear skirts? I'm just should wear skirts? He should
wear skirts? Yeah, tight in a bow do something.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
He also has a lot of bizarre regress, from being
asked to clean houses naked to receiving propositions linked to fetishes. Okay,
I get that, not all of it has been bad.
He landed some dates. However, at forty years old, he
has no interest in milking his fame on platforms like OnlyFans.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Wow, why he'd be I mean he'd be famous.

Speaker 13 (53:32):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah, I don't follow anybody on OnlyFans Matt bar just
to see where he's dragging his python around in the streets, you.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Know, like just follow the trail, yes, Like.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Just how do you shower? You know?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
How do you you're interested in a more day to
day process? Ely, how do you do? How do you
spank it?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
This is the only fan.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
How many arms do you have to spank that? It's
a long? I don't know, it's so long.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Picture him like a wreck just tipping over because of
the like your your senses being off a little bit.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
So you're saying you have like some sort of vertigo
because you're weird.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
So big.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah, but think about like how in shape his arms
would be from just jerking it, because it's a long,
like you're jerking a garden hose.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
The pictures look like he's hiding a snake in his pants.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Like one of those from a sci fi is not
even a regular one.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
He has a.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Book coming out next year called A Long Story, Life
with one of the World's Largest Penises, where he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Say a bitch about life with the extra large thing.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
I'm like, know your birthday and or Christmas will feature
this book.

Speaker 8 (54:59):
Yes, it's better.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Otherwise you're all fired if nobody gets me that book.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Don't be sad. I'm sure there's a lot of people
that would try it.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
That sounds pain I just want to see it. That
sounds painful.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Well, we could play just a tip.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
That would probably enough. It's probably be enough, just the tip,
all right, Not enough of that? Poor guy?

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Do we feel bad for him? No? Okay, good? All right?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Walt is up next. That is so rude that you're
playing this song in the Walt.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Wow, you ask?

Speaker 7 (55:32):
Okay, you watch. Walt's probably tacking like nobody's business.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
He is.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
It's longer than him, it's taller than he is. Walt
is up next, ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is still
going on Rocket ninety five to five