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August 30, 2024 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Shout out to the fat bottom groves. Yeah, baby, and
to the men packing squirrels man, Yeah, I got a
squirrel on your pants up there. Nice Rock ninety five five.
Good morning, Auntie Taylor show is on. Hello, Good morning
Maren Yo, Good morning Mike O, Good morning, and good
morning roadies. It's for Friday, and it's chains off Fridays.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Don't call you out to the chain saw, hump the braid.
Don't call you.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes, we have two chainsaws to give away today on
the show before ten am, but don't call yet. I'll
tell you when to call for the chainsaws. Oh, it's Friday,
going into a holiday weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I love that Labor Day weekend, baby.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
And it's gonna be beautiful all weekend except for today
eighty six and mostly cloudy today, scattered showers. But Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
gorgeous grilling weather. Gorgeous, Yes, grilling and chilling weather. Today
on the show, we got tickets to aw All Out
and Collision Steel Panther tickets today again the chainsaw as

(01:07):
Minnesota barber is here today. Text us call us at
any time eight four, four, nine, five, five nine to
five point fifty. Let's get the show on the road
and tell you what's up for your day.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Cheers.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's pretty well, Chicago Police.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I love It's World Cup music for this.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Chicago police are looking for someone who threw a huge
rock into the window of the ABC seven Chicago State
Street studio.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, I just saw that the other yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, it happened after the start of the four PM
newscast Downtown.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
This dude took a huge rock out of a plastic
bag and threw it against the window. After a few seconds,
he goes and picks it up and throws it again.
Glass breaks. Nobody was hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Crazy, but he.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Walked off heading north on State Street. So cops are
looking for this dude. You leave, you leave my ABC
seven people alone.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It wasn't you.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay good.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Somebody that's going to catch these hands though, is Dancing
with the Stars pro artem hing step So what Shuden
Chang chick Vinstead sound like me? I don't know his
last name. His name, he's Artam from Dancing with the Stars.

(02:30):
Nikki Bella's husband was arrested on suspicion of domestic battery
yesterday and Napa.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I swear to.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
God if he laid a finger on my sister, Nikki Bella.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Who's for the Bella twins from Whew?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I am the third Bella. We are triplets. Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Police responded to a call before ten a m injuries
were involved. The victim asked for total confidentiality, which means
it was probably Nikki because if it was just a
regular person, he is married in Niki Bella. She posted
an Instagram story Wednesday night showing that she was in
Napa two.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm a roll up. Don't put your hands on people.
I'm gonna roll up all right.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Fans from all over the world gathered around their computers
and mobile devices on Wednesday for that major Lincoln Park
announcement that everybody was waiting for.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Then the mysterious countdown clock hit zero. There was no news.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Now Lincoln Park has revealed that the big announcement is
going to come September fifth.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Couldn't you just send that from the beginning?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah? From a social media post that reads be part
of something September fifth Lincoln Park dot com. When the
countdown clock hit zero, instead of an announcement, the clock
started taking back up. Some sleuths noticed a glitch at
nine oh five. Add to add together, add together nine

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and five you get fourteen. The clock was going backwards.
What is fourteen backwards?

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Forty one?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Interesting? Derek Webley? Hello, but he said no, some for
forty one?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean do you deny it?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Though?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You know why he did because he also wanted to
promote his book, like I'll.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Join the band, but we got to do this little
publicity stunt.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It was.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It was co publicity. That is my interesting, that is
my secret to coders, super sleuthy.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Going, I'm so ready for the fifth.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I could be totally wrong, but five plus nine is fourteen.
And then the clock started going backwards. What is fourteen backwards?
That's forty one? Some forty one?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Derek?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Hi, people like solving puzzles. I don't, but you like
this one. Look like I'm very r right now.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's so excited if if it happens to be Derek,
I don't know, I feel like I deserve some sort
of award or medal.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yes, okay, So we're going to take you to a
h what's those they lock you in that you gotta
try to get out of No.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Why would you do that to me?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
It's like a game? Yeah, there was escape. Yeah, we're
gonna take you to escape room and why would you
do that? That's not an award.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
We're already working on that.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
We have that I've din't knows before, but those are
those I don't want to go in there.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I have anxiety.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Don't put me in there. I'm just saying, because you're
good at solving puzzles. Oh no, no, no, no, that
won't work. I'll solve this all right.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's what's up for your day. Thanks for rocking with
us today on Rock ninety five to five Rock and Roll.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Bitther, Who's what it for the weekends?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Come on Auntie Taylor's show, everybody. Yes, Labor Day weekend.
Hopefully you get Monday off. We're gonna party, We're gonna grill,
We're gonna chill. Let's tell you what happened on this day.
Today is August thirtieth, twenty twenty four. On this day,
August thirtieth, nineteen seventy two, Camera Diaz was born. She's

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fifty two today, still hot. Yeah, Charlie's angels. There's something
about Mary the mask. She's married to Benji Madden of
Good Charlotte went to high school with Snoop and he
was her weed dealer.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
What damn, that's funny. That's a lovely connected world.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, they're buddies. You always stay friends with that first
pot dealer? What's up to Slim?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Never lets her go? Yep. On this day in nineteen
eighty seven, the first Street Fighter video game was released.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is that the one with like Rayden and John Cage?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
That would be Mortal Kombats thing ry you kN oh oh.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
You're just saying y.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Nicki Minajh was in that game.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
On this day in nineteen ninety three, twenty three million
homes tuned into the CBS debut of The Late Show
with David Letterman. Less than half that many people watch
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno because Jay Leno sucks.
Billy Joel was Dave's first musical guest.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Love that yeah, and then today's Florida Man. Florida man
arrested for giving girlfriend a wet willie. It was a
battery charge. Wait a minute, you.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Can get arrested for that.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't know, so he was Apparently he was belligerent
and drunk and gave her a wet willy and she
called the cops.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
But, like, I could give you a wet willy right now,
would you call the cops on me?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
But but it's gross. Was it like a hit in
the side of the head wet willy type thing?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, wet finger in the ear?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I get well, I know, I just that's so weird.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
I gotta imagine there was a lot of other stuff
leading up.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, right right, there's not enough context on that. But
now you know what, Actually, now I'm thinking about it,
I make all the cops on you if you give
me a wet because it is disgusting. That's what happened
on this day. Thanks for rocking with us today.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Rock Angie Taylor used to work in a bait shop
in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Now our former boss is demanding on airtime.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Here's the hot dash with Minnesota bar.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Like lick y'all from her head to your towel.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I know this one of your favorites.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
From the bed down to the down to the to
the floor. How are you? Good morning, Maris, Happy Friday,
Hello Michael, I love Minnesota. BA Tall Sally.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
You have to call him a Sally.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh is that a bad thing?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, it's a great thing. I have a cousin named Sally.
She's in Breehead. Hey, I got some hot dish for
you roadies.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
All right? What you got bar Well?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Believe it or not. August is just about over. How
that happened? Here are five things to look forward to
in September. Number one. In sports, the NFL kicks off
next Thursday.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Very excited.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
College football just getting started too, and tennis fans have
the US open until the ninth. In the theaters, the
Beetlejuice sequel, Beetlejuice Beetle Juice hits theaters on Wednesday. Don't
say it three times, Don't do it only twice. Number three.

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A ton of TV shows are back, Dancing with the Stars,
The Voice, America's Got Talent, Grey's Anatomy, which has been
on since the TV was invented, And the premiere of
Batman spin off series The Penguin.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I want to watch that? Actually, Oh, okay, okay, who
plays the Penguin?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Your damn?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm it's like a big actor or something. I remember
seeing a preview that looked great.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I can't think of this name. I'm excited for a second.
Colin Farrell the ah yeah with the bushy eyebrows. And
then number four, the first day of fall will be
on Sunday, September twenty second.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
It feels too soon.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I love fall though. And then finally the holidays. Monday
is Labor Day. Everybody out here with the barbecues. I
just want to say, if you do grill, make sure
you use your tailor tongs Taylor tongs. Well you probably
just call them tongs, but I call them Taylor tong because.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It touches so much.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh, just like that trash bag you work with.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Far all right, we got a long holiday weekend. You
couldn't be nice.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Keep it Gucci, Gucci, Louie Louie, Fendy Fendy, my cousin,
Sally's rehair.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Wock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Good morning, Happy Friday, Auntie Taylor show Yes, Labor Day
week on Friday holiday weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
You'd be knocking back a few beers this Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Maybe if you really want to up your chances of puking,
here's another option.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Gator Wine. Gator Wine, Gator Wine.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's trending on social media. It is wine plus gatorade.
No together No, I don't know how I feel about
does not electro.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
No, it's kind of like a splitzer, but with gatorade.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
There's a specific recipe here though, so don't just go
tossing lemon lime gator and with some chardenay.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
That would be stupid.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
The recipe is equal parts light blue Glacier freeze Gatorade,
and any cheap red wine that's less than twelve dollars
a bottle, which.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Sounds disgusting to me, very disgusting. That sounds gross.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
It blew up After a popular YouTube series called Binging
with Babbish did a taste test. The guy didn't love it,
but said it was better than cheap wine on its own.
I guess they used Glacier freeze Gatorade like the recipe said,
plus a cheap bottle of Barefoot Pinot noir. You might vomit,
but again, hydration, electro light. There's a much better way

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to do this and maybe less hangover.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 5 (11:37):
I have a cup of gatorade on the side, or.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Just trade the damn wine?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Why are we watering it down? Like, stop messing with it.
Just take it straight, take it to the head. It's
just wine. It's not like whiskey. Come on, but have
a great Labor Day weekend. And the other thing that
you need besides some Gator wine is a chain saw.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Fall.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
He's just around the corner trying to.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Chop some wood. Baby eight four ninety five fifty, the
first one on free chainsaw Friday. We'll go to Calor eleven.
Call now Pearl Jam Yeah. Man, they rocked Wrigley last night.
We'll talk more about that with Mike because he went
and he had a real fun person in his aisle.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
There's the situation.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
We'll talk about that in a minute. But I want
to talk to Larry from Cheryville. Hey, Larry, Hey, what Hey?
What is Larry?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What is Larry? Short for larceny?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Lawrence Laurence, Lawrence Larry from Cherry Belle, Larry from Sherry.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
You gotta chainsaw ony o?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Larry.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Do you know that we're gonna be in Chayville the
Auntie Taylor Show Tour at region Ale on September thirteenth.
I'm there, you better be will be there from four, Yes,
bring everybody you know, bring all Chaville. We'd be there
from four to six we do have a chainsaw to
give away.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You can get two. How about that free chand yes, yes,
what you can do with this chainsaw? You got some
trees out there acting up.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
Uh, maybe cut a totem pole or yeah, statue.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh you should make a totem pole of everybody on
the show with our faces.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Yeah, ooh no, pa symbol?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Oh do that a phallic symbol. That's some real wood,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
That's a real, real situation.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Make sure that trees wor girth. You know what I'm saying.
All right, Larry, hang on the line. We'll get you
your chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
We love you and we'll see you at Region Aale
September thirteenth, Auntie Taylor Show. Everybody come through. It's rock
ninety five to five, Rock ninety five to five. Good morning,
Auntie Taylor Show. Happy Friday. Shout out to hair Banger's Ball,
my favorite tribute band. You know they do all the
covers of all the songs that we play. They've played
our kegs and Eggs before. They have their amazing original

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song all Aboard the Bang Train.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Take your cast right there.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yes, I love them, but I want to talk about
in a second, the most searched tribute bands in the world,
because some of these tribute bands have followings like The
Grateful Dead, like they go everywhere to see these bands.
We'll talk about that next Rock ninety five to five.
Rock ninety five to five on your Friday, rainy today,
it's going to be eighty six. But then the rest

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of the holiday weekend spectacular.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
When it comes to tribute bands, some are far more
superior than others. Do you guys like going to tribute
bands go to see It depends on the band, right,
and a.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Cover band, but they play music the band played I
got you? Yes, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I mean cover bands can cover any bands, but tribute
bands are covering just that band. It's it's fun. It
can be fun, depending if they're good or not. A
site determined the most searched tribute bands in the world.
Here's the top ten. Number ten is Bohemian Queen. That's
a Queen tribute band. Jimmy Love that's an Elton John

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tribute band. Didn't know he had one, Dire Streets, Dire
Straits tribute band, Queen two. There's a lot of Queen
tribute bands. Bon g Ov that's a bon Jovi tribute band.
Jack Shepherd is an Ed Sheron tribute band.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
What that's got to be different?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I don't know what the connection is with Jack Sheppard
and Ed Sheeran. Maybe all of you Ed Sharon Stands
can tell me. Belinda Davids is a Whitney Houston tribute band. Again,
I don't understand the connection. Rule the World. That's British
boy band. Take that tribute band Cube Cubans Cubansus cubensis

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cubensis Grateful Dead tribute band.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Oh that makes sense. So I'm like, what is a cubensus?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
How do you know that?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
And then Britt Floyd, which is a Pink Floyd tribute band,
is the biggest tribute band on the planet.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Apparently what I was gonna say, I'm kind of let down.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I was expecting these tribute bands to have better names.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, you would think. It's kind of like naming your
fantasy football team. You should really get into that, get
in and get creative. They also study which ones have
the most tribute bands Abba Oasis, Dolly Parton, The Four Seasons,
Elvis Presley, Michael Boublay, Robbie Williams, Blondie, Share take that

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in Taylor Swift interesting.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Schular Swift tribute band.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, well it's cheaper than going to a.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Taylor Swift show. Save some money. It's rock ninety five
to five, Rock naty five five.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
People online are talking about everyday skills that become suspicious.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
If you're too good at them.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
This is funny. One man said he and his wife
went to a shooting range and fired a variety of
guns for the first time. His wife's accuracy with a
glock was expert level. The trainer whispers to the guy,
check her background, like if you're too good at shooting
a gun, m m, yeah yeah. One man was so
good at making fake money for movies that he got

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a visit from the FBI. They even told him he
had to make it look more fake because it looked
so real, Like how do you know how to do this?

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Like that?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Awesome?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
If you're too good at walking silently, walking silent, sneaky,
you're sneaky being able to bes your way out of situations.
I know people that are too good at lying. Yeah,
I'm a terrible liar, but I know people that are
really good at it. If you're too good at digging
deep holes, oh uh, yeah, you buried a few bodies.

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Remembering random details that people mentioned in passing. It could
be a good thing that shows you listen and you're invested.
But if you're too good at it, that could be weird.
Like I met you once and you're like, remember when
I met you on a Tuesday at three pm and
you told me your daughter's name, And I'm like, whoa,
I met you for five seconds.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Way into depth, But that means you really made an
impression on them.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Well or their psycho.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Knowing all the ways a drug test can provide a
false positive if you know how to get up a
drug test too good lying, of course, cleaning bloodstains, remembering
license plates.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
People are good at that.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
That's just random.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Having a knack for getting out of complicated relationships definitely
without anyone ever hearing from the other person again, yes, yes,
Knowing how to use a lock pick set or get
into a house real quickly, or like you know, break
into something easily. One man says he went back home
from college and whipped his dad's butt at darts three

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times in a row. His dad said, you've been in
the bar way too much, which you know because you're
too good at darts. You're not.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You're supposed to be at college. You know whatever.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
It's just a fun bar game.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I love playing darts, but yeah, right, but if you're
really good at it, all of a sudden and you've
been away at college, you've been at the bar. Thank
you for listening. It's time to send your text in
you guys. Eight four four ninety five fifty. We always
want to know what's going on with you? What are
your big plans for the weekend? Holiday weekend? You want
to shout somebody out, you want to ask us anything,

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go ahead? Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.
We're gonna read your texts next.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let's take some calls from the request line. Yeah, by
calling number one.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
O uh, greetings to the road is thank you for
all the texts. We love getting texts. Eight four four
nine ninety five fifty. We want to share five to
seven hour greetings from central Pennsylvania. Happy Friday. I love you, folks,
and all the right and in a few of the
questionable ways. That's Drew, a guy screwing off at work.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Thanks Drew.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Six nine Good morning, I guess wrong with screaming goat
fairy I'm sorry I guessed wrong with screaming goat Fairy
and don't care Angie, But the real prize is talking
to you. You guys always make me laugh. Thank you,
Oh Becky from Lansing. Good morning, my favorite radio people.
I forgot to ask you a question when I called
this morning. How do I become an official head roady?
I know it's Friday, and I'd love to be the

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head rody of Blackhawks fans if there isn't one already,
have a great Labor Day weekend. Yes, Becky, you can
and we do not have a head rodeo of Blackhawks fans.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Well look at that.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That is a big responsibility, but yes, call us at
nine lou head rody of Maris Mutants. Has anyone told
Michael about ricabenez Ooh yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
We mentioned it.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
You gotta get some Ricobenne's on the list YEP seven
and eight. Hello, morning team. It's funny that you were
talking about tribute bands today because I'm going to see
Texas Flood tonight, a premier Stevie Ray Vaughn tribute band
Oh Awesome seven seven three, and my brother is in
a Pink Floyd tribute band called Think Floyd. They're pretty
efing good. Maybe you can mention them on the air.
I just did Rob from Chicago. Eight four seven, Angie,

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did you know that there's a dive bar in Denver
that has molort on tap on tap.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
When I think I'm alert, now I just think I'm
moth's like it just feels like ball, like mothball.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh my god, yeah, I can I can feel that.
Eight four seven. When did the show switch to six
am instead of five am? And is it still four
hours long? Yes, we switched this week to six am
because the Boss made us. But yes, we're still on
until ten am. All the same stuff nowhere?

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Let me see there's a whole bunch more coming in here.
Hey guys, this is Sam from Laporte. I love you.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I listen every day. Have a great day. Good morning.
It's supposed to be having a first date this weekend.
Cross your fingers. Oh seven seven three? Crew fansay, I
think Sunday we're incorporating shroons into a round of golf.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Should be wild.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Four seven away.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Good morning, Angie and Crewe heading to Appleton, Wisconsin for
the weekend for some old fashioned prim Arb Sunday, going
to mud Vane and Megadeth in Milwaukee. Have a great weekend. Oh,
I've been to Appleton, Wisconsin, Apple River.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
I was gonna say, this is a long drive for
Prime Rib.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
We must be good.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, it might be real good. Sixth to ree ol.
My son got his driver's permit. We were driving yesterday.
My nerves are shot. I'm sure, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Sixth ree olo.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Hi, Angie, so excited for the weekend. I've been dog
sitting for my in laws while they were in Alaska.
Remy is so happy to see you and his mommy
and daddy today. We listen to you every day. Love you,
love you too. That's Ellen from Pilsen. And then finally,
eight four seven, an amazing local cover band is American
English Beatles cover band. It's uncanny interesting. I think I

(22:35):
saw a video of them.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Oh you did.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
They dressed like the Beatles and everything, like yay, they
look like the Beatles, just cool.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Like the old Beatles with the mop top hair and everything.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Wow, okay, right on.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Thank you so much, thank you for all the tests.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
We love you, roadies.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Send him bend in time. I'm gonna tell you what's
up for your day?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Next? Rock ninety five to five. Nirvana on Rock ninety
five to five, How you doing? Happy Friday? Time to
play Don't Kill Angie? And if you keep me alive today,
you're gonna get tickets to aew all out and collision
call now eight four four nine fifty.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday, pick or fat, but
be careful.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
One wrong move we'll kill Angie. Chill Angie. And it's
only on Rock twenty five five. Oh, let's do the
damn thing.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Going into a holiday weekend, of course I want to
stay alive.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
There's beers to be drunk out here.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Mate, let's go. Let me talk to you, Joe from
Evergreen Park.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
What do you say, Joe?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Hey, Angie?

Speaker 7 (23:41):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
How are you pretty good?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
What are you doing right now?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Hanging out?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah? Thank it out?

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Making vacation so yeah, hanging out on vacation.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Nice, very nice.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Well, I would love to hook you up today with
some aw all out and collision ticket.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You ready, yeah, I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Take it away, our.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Narrator time, Marcy Hero and a half shell king of
al Turtles.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yes, Joe, and welcome to don't Kill Angie.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Happy Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Everyone out here grilling and chilling this weekend.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Yes, Angie's gotta have a few people over to her
house this weekend for a barbecue and is trying to
plan a menu.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Now, Joe, the question for you is what should Angie
grill for Labor Day? Squab or goose?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Whoa, we're doing some birds man squab? Which is pigeon
or goose? What do you think?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Joe?

Speaker 7 (24:48):
Uh, I'm a doing the goose.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
You don't want to get any pigeons now.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I always think it's so funny just interject here that
these fancy restaurants squab as like a delicacy on the menus.
Nobody would do that in Chicago because the pigeons are everywhere.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
They're flying rats. We don't need to eat these pageants. Yeah,
not to get crapped on.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
They don't have syphilis.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Wow, you're spreading pigeon syphilis around Chicago.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
What something they have? Mad cow bird flu?

Speaker 8 (25:22):
Yeah, let's start with yeah, Okay, go ahead, Uh, Joe,
A fine choice. Indeed, a fine choice. Indeed, you picked goose. Yes, okay, cool, Yes, I'm.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Sorry because I went on a squab brant, I know,
but yes, he picked goose.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Angie is getting the grill hot and ready. She doesn't
really know how to cook these birds, though, She just
dumps a bunch of spices on it and hopes for
the best.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
The stingers crossed.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
All of a sudden, a huge flag of the neighbors,
racing pigeons swooping and attack.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Hey they're pissed shoes cooking one of their friends. They're packing.
Oh no, Joe, you killed Angie.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh Joe, Well sorry, Angie, that's all right. I mean,
I guess I didn't want to eat any goose anyway. Hey,
you're still qualified for our grand prize.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Huh what's that?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
That's the ticket Fairy, not the ticket to Ferry. Oh no, Joe,
I'm so sorry. Hold on, let's go to Steve from
Northwest Indiana, Steve.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
The more An, Angie, Hey, did you hear it?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
I heard the screaming gophers.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
There you go, Steve.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
You got you just swooped in like one of these
damn birds and pluck those tickets away. You got them. Hey,
it's been a long time since somebody didn't know the
screaming ghost.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
It's been a minute.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yes, all right, congratulations, you're going to a w all
out and aw collision. Have fun at the wrestling that is,
Thank you so much. Have a fun Labor Day weekend.
Are you grilling?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
My uh, one of my boys birthdays is on Monday,
so we'll be having a party.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Happy birthday one of my one of my besties friends
is on Monday. Jerry, Happy birthday, Jerry Zuma, Chicago Burrs.
Have a great weekend. Happy birthday to your son. Thank
you for listening.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Hang on the line. We'll get you all hooked up.
And thank you for playing Don't Kill and Jery.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Remember the name of the game is Don't Kill Ang Yeah,
the N and the t on, don't aren't silence.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
Rock ninety.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, ninety five minutes come Marcial Fray just kicked off.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Good Friday morning or you guys excited?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's the weekend, a freaking weekend. It's a holiday weekend.
Hope you get Monday off. Last night with Pearl Jam
at Wrigley and also tomorrow night. Yep, are you going
to both shows? Mike damn right, I am.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I've always dreamed of going to two, like there's a
big thing here, like let's play too right, you know.
And so I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan, and I
got the opportunity. Thank you, Maris he is and you went.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
And the pictures are awesome, the video is awesome that
you posted.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Great show, great everything. Just a little incident with uh
where I was sitting what happened? Someone showed up? There
was no one next to me. So for the first
four songs, I was like, this is fantastic, I have
this room whatever.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
And then You're like I got all this room from
my air drumming man.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Right.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
I look over and see this guy like stumbling down
the row and I'm like, ah, boy, he must be
coming over here. Right as he gets close to me,
he like spills his beer, which goes on my shoes.
He's like shoving a hot dog in his mouth. Just
really drunk, really drunk, like to the point where people
around us started noticing. And I asked him at one point,
I was like, man, are you okay? And he was like,
am I okay? Who the who says that to somebody

(29:03):
and gets all mad? And I was like dude, I'm
not trying to do anything here, and I did to
get security. They end up throwing him out because he's
so drunk.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Did you call security? I listened, did you, Karen? I'm
in a rock T shirt. I'm being very cordial.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
So you didn't want people to think he was with
you and representing the station.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
He was making a mess and he's ruining the show
for Okay, I got you. So it was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Okay, great. Hey, by the way, shout out to Wrigley's
security staff. Great people. They handled it so professionally.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay, right on, Okay, we'll have fun tomorrow night too.
Thank you so much for listening. Roadie's Request Wars is
up next, and we're making it heavy. Get ready to
vote Rock ninety five to.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Five Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Hello, Hey, we're gonna get to Request Wars in one second.
Angie Taylor Show, Good morning, But first I would like
to talk to Becky from Lancing.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Becky, Hi, Auntie, Hi everybody, how are you?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
We're good?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Becky?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
You called earlier this morning to share your love of
our newest member, Mike.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Wait to listen. When I said it, I realized you
said it. Right after that.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
But you are both hockey fans, and Becky, you requested
head roady status.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
What would you like to be the head roady of
I would love to be the head Roady of Blackhawk fans. Oh,
this is a very important position.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's the black Hawks, it's number one, it's you had
the best best cocky team in the nation. Yes. Yes,
So you're not only like representing black Hawks fans, you're
also representing the Angie Taylor Show and Rock ninety five
to five, and your job.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Is to spread the message of the show. Tell everybody
to listen to.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, good Becky, you are now officially the head Roady
of black Hawk fans.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Here, I can't sit on here.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yes, you're welcome. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Love you guys, Love you, Mike.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Hang on the line.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Okay, bye, Yeah, don't hang on. Whatever she leaves you
want more.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
It's Friday.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Just get on with yourself, all right, It's time for
request wars. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Call another PA.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
It's now time for request wars.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Arm your torpedoes.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Are you sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure
we should do that. Repair your best smacked off because
this is gonna get real in about a second.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Request.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Now, all your roadies, you can text in anytime a
Request Wars theme to eight four four five fifty.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Maybe we'll play your theme today.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I did the theme because we're going into a holiday weekend,
a three day weekend, Labor Day weekend. We're gonna be
grilling and chilling and drinking something and maybe they'll smoke
of something whatever.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, and we want to party.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
So the theme is metal.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I don't care what you pick, just make it metal.
Got it all right?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
So Maris is the three time Request Wars champion right now,
three times.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
So Mike, you're up first. What is your medal?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
I'm going with Lamb of God from Richmond, Virginia with
the song Redneck.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh, Lamb of God Redneck. If that's your song, text
a letter R for redneck. I shouldn't scream like that

(32:42):
because I realize I have a bunch of voiceover work
to do for I'm Heart Festival today and now I
think I just shot my boys. Lamb of God Redneck
letter R to eight four four If that's your pick,
all right?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
What you got Maurice?

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Keeping up with the metal theme. It's motorhead aces.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Save the fight, guys, you directing.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Boat calling?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Oh we're an arrage today.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Maris has motorhead Ace of Spades. If that's your pick,
text letter A for Ace to eight four four five
ninety five fifty. So you got R for rednan A
for Ace of Spades. Get the boats in eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. It's ninety five minutes
commercial free Si go on rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yes, sugar rap at ninety five to five. How you doing?
Happy Friday the bitches.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's gonna be eighty six today, little rainy today, but
the rest of the weekend. Chef's kiss gorgeous, gorgeous? All right,
have an amazing Labor Day weekend. We are in the
middle of request. War is today's theme medal? It could
be any kind of metal, but I just wanted medal.
So Mara's the three time champion right now. Mike his

(34:12):
pick today, Lamb of God, redneck? Wow yet, Sarah drum
lammel redneck If that's your pick, Text the letter R
for redneck to eight four four five fifty.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
What are you laughing at?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
What Michael caught me trying to clean the TV because
I saw a smudge, he saw a smooche and then
the lady's face came up so it looked like I
was picking her.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, I was like, what are you doing over there?
He saw a smooge? Yeah, I like, how clean you are?
All right?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Maris our three time champion. His pick today Motorhead, Ace
of Spade. If that's your pick, text letter A for
Ace to eight four four fifty. I mean we're going
into a holiday weekend, baby, I want to crank it up.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Get the votes in. It's Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Hell yus crol down.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Wriggley last night, Wrigglely tomorrow night. Shout out to Eddie
and m Eddie and m I know they're listening. Thank
you all right, Rock ninety five to five Auntie Taylor Show,
It's time to find out who won requests.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Was today's theme metal?

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Metal?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Do what you want?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Just make it metal, all right?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Marri's three time champion, Have motor had Ace of Spades, Mike,
you had a lamb of God redneck believe it or not.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Metal brought them out.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
And it's a dead tie even and there were a
ton of votes but even Steven. So what we do
in this situation is we flip a coin. Because Maris Marris,
you are the raigning champion, you get to pick the side.

Speaker 10 (36:02):
I would like to choose. Tails, Please tails, Okay, here
we go. Flip bro always pick heads.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Are you nuts?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
It's a fifty fifty coin.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Flip new Champion, Mike, Mike, Mike. We gotta lamb my
god right neck.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Rocket Naughty five five Rock and Roll Bedit rock naety
five to five Friday. Good morning Auntie Taylor's show. Thank
you for listening. Let's go to the head of all
the Roadies' secretary of the show, the Queen of the Nile.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
It's Jago.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Good morning to you, my darling, ding Dots in the
morning Friday.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
I bet Chame's off, Briddy.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Now listen, since.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
You're going into our holiday weekend, that can only mean
one thing. We're gonna get drunk. Now, Well, Michael being
Dell a program this week, and Marrish'll probably be working
one of his eighteen jobs. And well, I don't anything
my body that isn't Captain Morgan White. That just thinks
Antie to test out Gator.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Wine gator wine.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I'm not doing it. However, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
In case anybody doesn't know what gator wine is, It's
gatorade mixed with wine, so I guess it's like a
Gatorade wine spritzer.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Why are you polluting the wine?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
You know?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Funny enough that you mentioned it, Angie.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
However, Antie doesn't let anything pollute or dilute her drinks,
so it looks like gatorade stock will not be rising
higher than anti blood pressure anytime someone directly looks at her,
mentions another woman in front of her, or tells.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Her that she's probably had enough to drink mentioned another
woman in front of me. I love women.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Jay?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
I mean, you've been yelling at me all morning about
my friend.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
So you know, well, you give me updates on this
girl and Matt that I've never even met, and you're like, well,
and her boyfriend are going to other week wherever, and YadA, YadA.
I'm like, why do I even know this?

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Blame Marris. He wanted to know what I had going on,
but he kept going.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
It was like, I don't need the minutes of a
Net's life. God bless her. I'm sure she's amazing.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Bless yes the insanity.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Also this morning, we explored everyday skills that you might
be just a little too good at.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
For example, you can drain a bottle of wine in
ten seconds. You can pick a fight with your husband
with just one word. Much like the bar in the
men's room, everyone knows your name when you walk into
the casino.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Okay, God damn, oh damn.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
You know a whole best spots along the river and
lake to dumple body. You're the owner of that farm
that the parents send their kids dogs to do. You
know how to get securities, attention and nark on drunk
people at concerts, And of course you can easily come
up for a reason not to go to bed with
an up and coming pop star when she invites you
back to her tour bus.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I mean, I feel attacked.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
That was a lot of attacks.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
There was a lot of bullying there.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Those are everyday skills that everyone should.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Have and could probably easily have. I mean, just because
you happen to relate to.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Them is not my phone dot forget it at me
next time? Where can we find your notes?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Every day?

Speaker 7 (39:10):
You can not rock ninety five five Chi dot com
and click on the Angie Taylor app.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
This is what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I'm gonna give away a chainsaw right now. I want somebody.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
I'll get you dress. No, it's chasaw Fine beaus. Yes,
the second chainsaw of the day. Get it, Come and
get it eight four four fifty call.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Now it's time for the ten o'clock toast on the
Angie Taylor Show.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner and a toast dubfellowship. Yes,
start hugging.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
And mean mugging.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Is this a three day week on beach ass?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Today's ten o'clock toast goes out to Corn cool Man,
not the bands.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I mean, I do love the band Corn very much, but.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I'm talking about the agriculture horn.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Okay, here's why. Have you ever heard of corn Sweat?

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
You have.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Yeah, we talked about it two days ago.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
We talked about it off the Arameras play a Way
to Break the Fourth Wall?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
You a whole I've never heard of that. I'm sorry, Well, nobody.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Else producer for sale. Okay, so for a while I'm
gonna miss you. But the Midwest has been going through
an awful heat wave lately.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
As you know.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
All these excessive heat watches warnings. We even hit a
real feel of one hundred and thirteen this year or
this week. Been watching any weather forecast lately, you may
have heard that corn sweat is one of the driving
factors for the crushing heat. So here's what's really going
on is these weather people, these meteorologists, all the weather

(40:58):
girls whatever it is, ha like, they're so looking for
ways to razzle dazzle weather reports that they're coming up
with new things like eat, dome, thunder, snow, corn sweat.
So what is corn sweat? It's basically evaporation or evapo transpiration,

(41:20):
which means water loss from the surface of the soil.
Blah blah blah. Long story short, we got a lot
of corn out here in Illinois. Yeah, and the corn
is sweating at. It's so hot and so the sweat
from the corn is going out into the air and
making the air even more humid. So I love corn,
the band, I love corn, the agriculture. It's got the juice,

(41:43):
it's delicious. Yes, But I've never heard corn sweat until recently.
So maybe, like you guys should lay up corn you meteorologists.
What did corn ever do to you? I love corn.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Just leave corn alone.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I hope you grill up some nice corn this weekend
for your Labor Day weekend festivities. A little grilling, little chillin,
little whatever you want to do. Have a great weekend.
I hope you have Monday off.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
We do.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You know we'll be back on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
We love you very much, rodies, have an amazing weekend.
Oh shout out also to Letitia from Belvedere. She won
the chainsaw, second chain saw, second chainsaw other day, but
more chainsaws all day because it's free. Chainsaw Fryer on
Rock Naty five to five
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