July 23, 2024 • 52 mins
Welcome one and all to our humble little dinges (don't tell Angi that it's little or she'll throw you overboard.) That's right roadies, we are getting naught...ical this morning in the Daily Discussion Topic. See, after yesterday's show, Angi and Marris boarded the good ship LollyThot and set sail on the river for an afternoon of drinking, entertaining and luckily Angi not falling over drunk like she normally does anytime she gets near water. Seriously, you know the rules, do not get her wet (wait, am I thinking of something else?) Anyway, while riding the seas of success, Marris did not get a boner (read more below) and the weather was perfect for the trip. Unfortunately though, this may be the only time this summer that Angi is going to be on a boat as she still has yet to find a daddy (in this instance an actual older gentleman who looks like Jack Nicholson that just wants to ogle a 50 year old sagging woman in a bikini) that will take her out on the water while the weather is still scorching. Before getting into the meat of the question, which was inspired by her noticing the overabundance of Seinfeld named boats, Angi had to ponder why people on boats wave to others on boats when they pass each other. I'm assuming it is something akin to when people clap on planes or in movie theaters ... because they're stupid. Anyway, after passing the Summer of George and Festivus for the Rest of Us, Angi wanted to know what the roadies would name their boats. Marris' would be called I Can't Swim because, spoiler alert, he probably should not be out on the open water since he can't swim. As for Angi's, she would call hers Trashboat Taylor, which is fitting though I suggested Frankentits Monster as an alternative. For myself, my boat would be called Look at Me, I'm the Captain Morgan which would then have a giant bottle of Captain Morgan White painted under it. Well, we have our ships so let's go to the roadies on the Request Line. Sydney would name hers the Big Dill. Jake would call his the Sea Cup because he's a big boob guy. Angi suggested he could even call it the Double Seas. Matt would call his Sea's the Day. Milan would name his the Master Baiter. Amoto would name his Sea You Next Tuesday. Mike would name his the Big Stugot. Mike over on Facebook added that his would be I Gotta Lil' Dingy which we all know is a boat Angi would never get on (since she's a size queen.) We closed this with shock from Angi that no one called their boat the Hawk Tuah (we did get it in a text later in the show.) If you are looking for more roadie thoughts or have your own, hit up our Facebook group (Angi Taylor Show) and drop us a comment.
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Hey, yeah, rock ninety fiveto five. Good morning, It's Tuesday,
Angie Taylor's show. How you feeling, Roadies, what's going on?
Good morning, Maris, good morning, Little Good morning, Angie, good
morning. How are you feeling.That's good. This was a very relaxing
day yesterday on the boat. Yeah. Yes, we went out on the
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boat yesterday with the staff. Itwas one hundred and fifty degrees on EPO.
But it was nice. But itwas Christmas in July. It was
it. It felt very christmasy.I hope you guys are having a good
morning. Thanks for being with ustoday. We got a show. We
got a show for you today.We got Metallica tickets. Yeah, we
do. Hell yes, during Don'tKill Angie about eight twenty and everybody that
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wins this week is qualified for theVIP front row upgrade. Oh my god,
front row a lot. You gottawear all your like, knee pads,
shoulder pads, all of it.We also have Sammy Hagar tickets for
the Best of All Worlds Tour Rockythe Rooster. First time he's dropping a
thousand dollars on you after eight amand then you know, thirteen times a
day on thousand dollars. Keyword textus call us anytime eight four, four,
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nine, five, five ninety fivefifty, gonna be eighty six today,
mostly sunny, Maybe a chance ofa storm tonight, but another gorgeous
summer day. Let's kick you inthe crotch. It's the five Am Kicking
the crush on the Angie Taylor Show. Rock leg five Little Sabbath. Hell,
yes, it's Rock ninety five five. Wake up seven. Yeah,
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you've been kicked in the cross.Good morning. Now you can wake up
and get on with your day.Thanks for listening. We're gonna tell you
what happened on this day, orlook back in history. Whatever happened way
back on this day. Is next, Rock ninety five to five. Puddle
the mud on Rock ninety five five. Happy Tuesday morning, Auntie Taylor Show.
Let's tell you what happened on thisday. Today is July twenty third,
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twenty twenty four. On this day, July twenty third, nineteen sixty
five, Slash is born. He'sfifty nine today. Guns n' Roses,
Velvet Revolver, badass with an ax, Sweet child of Mine, Paradise City.
Welcome to the Jongo you name it. Top hat makes top hats look
great, by the way, theonly one. Yes. On this day.
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In nineteen sixty two, Jackie Robinsonwas inducted into the Baseball Hall of
Fame. He broke the color barrierplaying for the Brooklyn Dodgers. Hell Yes
on this day. In nineteen ninetythree, Michael Jordan's father James, was
murdered on a US Highway seventy fournear Bennettsville, South Carolina, when he
stopped to take a nap in hisLexus. The guy who did it is
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serving a life sentence. That wascrazy. I know he had stopped to
take a nap, but there's alot of rumors back then that it was
a hit. Uh huh because ofJordan's gambling debts. I remember all that.
Yeah, wo who knows. Andtoday's Florida man. Florida man steals
a car and then calls his ownerto report the theft, then denies he
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stole it after police track him down. I wonder if he stole it and
was like, oh, I feelbad, Like hey, hey lady,
I stole your car. I'm justtrying around. It's just like, oh,
you saw something important in the backseat, and now it's like, ooh,
yeah, they should get this bag. There's a baby back there.
Oh no, that's what happened onthis day. Thanks for being with us
today and every day on Rock ninetyfive to five, Chevelle. Yeah,
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Rock ninety five to five. Howyou doing. See Angie Taylor Show.
It's always interesting to me what peopleare willing to pay for sports memorabilia.
Yeah, Kobe Bryant fans have anopportunity to get their hands on a rare
piece of memorabilia, the Black Mambo'sStaples Center locker, and it could sell
for over a million dollars, theentire locker, the locker, the whole
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locker. So the locker was supposedto be destroyed during renovations at Staple Center
in twenty eighteen, and it wassaved by some maintenance guy yeah, who
was like, oh, this isKobe's locker, right, Uh, we
can't destroy this, put it somewheresafe. So yeah, so you kept
it in storage for years until anAmerican collector who had the locker's name plate
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purchased the locker to reunite the twopieces. I don't know how this guy
got the name plate and the otherguy had the locker. But real strangers
to get separated. But yeah,but whatever, so he made it.
He reunited the whole thing. Thelocker will be auctioned off by Sotheby's.
It's expected to sell for up toone point two million, and some of
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the final bid will go to charity. In keeping with Kobe's legacy of philanthropy
and community impact, a portion ofthe proceeds from the sale will benefit the
Los Angeles Lakers Youth Foundation. Lovethat. Yeah. There's a ton of
awesome other listings on here sports memorabilia, including Michael Jordan's Warren shorts from his
final game with the Wizards. Nice. Uh he as cool as Wizards?
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Yes, Wizards? I would,I don't know. Is also MJ's last
two errants on the NBA court wasApril sixteen, two thousand and three,
when the Wizard faced the Sixers.He scored fifteen points in that game.
It also has a Diego Maridona's gamewarn and Sign Argentina shirt from the second
half of the nineteen eighty five WorldCup that's supposed to fetch over eight hundred
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thousand. Olympic Star Flow Joe's goldmedal from when she set a world record
in the eighty eight Soul Olympics.Very cool, a lot of good stuff.
I wish I had money well onmy bidding starts August second. If
you're somebody that's going to bid onthis and has that kind of money,
I would like to know you.I would like to be your friend as
well. Yes, I would liketo Thanks for listening. We're gonna tell
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you what's up for your day injust minutes. Don't go anywhere. Rock
ninety five to five, Rock ninetyfive to five. That was Europe.
This is the Angie Taylor Show.You are the Roadies, and we thank
you for listening. How you doing. It's going to be eighty six today,
Sonny, and maybe some storms tonight, we'll see, But thank you
for listening. Let's tell you what'sup for your day. Angie will now
fill your brain with the right amountof crap for your day. Hears,
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what's up? Oh? This isrough. I mean we told you earlier.
It is Slash's birthday today. Slash, yes, fifty nine years old.
This is not a good way tocelebrate your birthday. He is mourning
the devastating loss of his twenty fiveyear old stepdaughter, Lucy Blue Knight.
Who passed away peacefully last week.He shared the news via Instagram on Sunday,
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says he's devastated. Of course,the whole family's devastated. There's no
cause of death for Lucy Blue.However, she did have she scheduled her
Instagram posts or her posts, andshe had a scheduled a chilling final post
right before her death. Three hoursafter Slash shared the news, her post
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went up saying whether I made youfeel excited, manipulator or controlled you told
you to quit your day job fromthe comfort of being financially supported by my
parents, or drowned real issues intoxic positivity. I am sorry countless missed
opportunities and connections due to a disgustinglybig ego, insecure heart, and fear
of being vulnerable. May my soullearn to evolve from my poor job at
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being Lucy Blue. Oh that's thatis so happy? Oh slash Man,
rest in peace. So Lebron Jamesis about to do something no US basketball
player has done. Get his soninto the NBA. No, not that
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be the men's flag bearer at theOlympic opening ceremonies Friday, Yes Friday,
in Paris. He was voted forthe duty by his fellow athletes. He
said in his statement, for akid from Akron, this responsibility means everything
to not only myself, but tomy family, all the kids in my
hometown, my teammates, my fellowOlympians, and so many people across the
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country with big aspirations. But insteadof me doing it, I would like
to have my son, Brownie JamesCary the flesh. Okay, No,
he didn't say that about that lastpart. Okay, did you see Did
anybody see the wienermobile crash yesterday?The Wienermobile all over social media? If
I saw this, well, itwas on two ninety four. Winnimobile crashed
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into a car flipped on its sidearound lunchtime yesterday at about eleven twelve a
m. It was traveling northbound onthe lanes of two ninety four just before
Roosevelt when the Wienermobile driver struck aHyundaie Sedann also traveling north. After striking
the Honday, the driver of theWienermobile lost control, overcorrected, and rolled
onto its side. Ooh. Backupswere reported, But I saw Nope,
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there's no injuries or anything. ButI saw, yeah, I saw the
A lot of people had pictures posted. It just looks weird seeing a sideways
wienermobile upside down on two ninety four. That's what's up for your day.
Thanks for hanging with us today,Rock ninety five to five, Green Day,
Rock ninety five to five. Doyou have an Alexa? Yes,
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Alexa play Rock ninety five to five. Yeah, Alexa has learned a new
language. Oh she has, Yes, she has, and I guess it's
to help parents. I'll tell youabout that next Rock ninety five to five
tonight, this morning, every day, all day. We love you for
listening Rock ninety five to five.Alexa play Rock ninety five to five,
(09:20):
Alexican Translate and knows dozens of languages. I didn't know that she's bilingual,
trilingual, multilingual. You know whenpeople are like using that little translate on
their phone. Yeah, I'm prettysure that's Alexa. Oh well, now
you can add one more language tothe list. How to speak gen Z.
Amazon announced a new feature where Alexacan teach you how to talk like
(09:43):
a gen Zer. Just say Alexa, talk gen Z to me, and
she'll spit out some slang along withthe definition I'm not okay with this.
They added twenty terms to start.Here's some of the ones that gen z
Alexa knows rip like you're you know, trendy fashion or whatever. You see
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that, guys, we'll watch shegot the drip. The math isn't mathing,
Jesus, that's all I need isa robot trying to speak cool.
Yes, it means things aren't addingup. It's kind of like when you're
speaking slang in front of your kidsand they're like, please, don't you
know, Like if I ever sayanything slangish to my kids, She's like,
oh god, And so now Alexis like the mom speaking slang.
(10:26):
Another one Ate used to to praysomebody for doing something well, like ooh
you ate with that outfit? Yes, you ate and left no crumbs.
Yes it's giving. You describe acertain vibe you're giving off, Like I
love your outfit. It's giving,Beyonce, I'm your outfit is giving.
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No, No, I'm picturing Alexissaying this in person. I'm like,
I just I wonder if she saysit with like flair or if she just
says it very robotic, if shedoesn't have any inflection, it just right,
Like the math isn't mathing mother,someone who is iconic, you know,
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like Rihanna is mother or Gaga ismother or whatever. Air to intentionally
ignore somebody, Why is he airingmy messages? To be honest, I
have never heard anybody who's air No, why is he airing my messages?
I think they just made one upfor Alexa, trying to make her cool
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in your whatever era, so likeI'm in my self care era right now?
Boo so care. She also shootsout things like tea gossip, sus
suspicious, mid mediocre, and rizmeaning charisma. I get it. Y'all
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tried to make Alexa cool, butcome on, I mean, now,
alexis you're annoying? Yeah, momor whatever. The uncle is trying to
be real cool and it just comesoff creepy. This is Alexa. Now,
hey Maras, you got that driptoday? Oh boy, it's giving
a PlayStation five. You really ateit? Oh my gosh. Bill Collins
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used to really eat the drums.You just ate it. I don't know.
Now I'm going into Mom's there yougo, Rocket ninety five to five.
Yeah, we have Metallica tickets comingup after eight am. Don't kill
Angie. Qualify for front row hell, yes, okay, I have a
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question for you guys, okay,about what you do when you get a
boner and at an inopportune moment,unexpected bone. Yes. So, actors
are always saying that sex scenes arenot sexy and it's hard to get a
round I was gonna get in themoment. I don't believe that if I'm
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in a sex scene with like,I don't know, like a bread pit
or somebody, but I'm getting roused. He might not, but I but
it does happen. So how dothey deal with it when it happens?
This intimacy coordinator, because they havethose on set now, says, I
tell the actor to do a fewpush ups or some jumping jacks that moves
the blood to a different location,and we're all good. Does that work,
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you guys? I have never triedto do push ups or jumping jack
in that situation, let alone.A jumping jack would probably just be weird.
Just flopping around, Yeah, bouncingaround, hitting yourself in the face.
It's terrible. I mean, yeah, I guess it would make sense
because it's all about blood flow,right, and you're pushing the blood somewhere
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else, right, But that wouldbe so weird. And you're supposed to
do a push up with a again, I think that's also very weird.
Just you're trying to distract yourself fromlike what you're Yeah, what's happening?
Yeah yeah, Some people who playlovers on screen end up coupled in real
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life. But this intimacy coordinator saysher job is to keep it one hundred
percent professional. They're making everything okayon the set, But I just I'm
like, what do you do?What do you guys do if you get
one in like church, or youstay seated and then what where do you
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put your hands? Could you coverup this little little Bible situation or not
the Bible? That sounds wow thatMarie gets a voter in church and hides
it with the Bible. You geta pamphlet or a leaflet, or you
just sit there. Honestly, ifyou just sit there and just put your
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hands in your lap. What ifyou're walking on the street though, and
it happens, like I'm sure itcan happen. Has it ever happened to
you in like a weird time whereyou're why? I would say, yes,
it has happened in weird times.But I've always been able to kind
of like sit and chill. Ihaven't just been walking down the straight and
be like boying like no, likenah, that hasn't happened for me.
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Like that. Next time, youguys, when it happens jumping jacks,
push ups or a bible, don'tThat's what maris is. That was the
wrong. That was That was agood one. That is a promo,
by the way, very much.Hey, yesterday we were on a boat.
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I'm on a boat. Did youget a boner on the boat yesterday?
Did not get on the boat.We were on a boat yesterday.
Noticed something very interesting at the marina. And I want to ask you guys
about boats and hose and all ofthat. Next Rock ninety five to five
Jimmy World, Rock onety five tofive Aungie Taylor's show, What's Up Roadies.
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Yesterday we were on a boat.We were some hose on a boat.
Yesterday we had a little iHeart partyon a boat. Yes Day was
beautiful. It was just day tobe out there. It was it was
real hot. When you wake upearly, it kind of drains on you
quickly. Yes, And I stillam looking for a daddy with a boat
that I can hang out with becauseevery every year I feel like I solicit
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for a friend with a boat andI'm waiting. I want to be on
a boat. My other question iswhy do people on boats wave to each
other when they're passing by friend You'reout on a river, like we're all
having a shared experience, like hi, there. It's crazy. But when
we were walking through the marina toget on this boat yesterday, it's funny
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to look at the names of everybody'sboats. There was one called Summer of
George, Oh Seinfeld reference. Anotherone, Oh, is the Summer of
George. Another one was Festivus forthe rest of Us, another Seinfeld reference.
A lot of people that have boatslove Seinfeld. I guess here's my
question. Say you just got anew boat. Ooh ooh, you're fancy
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with your new boat. What areyou naming your boat? What is your
boat name? Mine, specifically isI can't swim. Oh that's a great
name for a boat. I can'tswim. Yes, so you know this
boat is my flotation device. Leaveme alone. If you see this boat
in distress, know that somebody needsto be saved on that boat because they
can't swim. Come with extra lifevests. That's the name of your boat,
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body mcboat face, Body mcboat face. I think they named one of
the boats that, like one ofthe official like Navy boats or something like
body mcboat face. I don't knowso creative of the Navy body mcbowtface.
But what would be the name ofyour boat? That's what I want to
know. Texas now, no Texascall us now eighty four four ninety five
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fifty. I want to know whatyou're name in this boat. Somebody's gonna
get Sammy Hagar tickets, all right, best of all worlds two are eight
four four ninety five fifty. Congratulation. You just got a boat. What
are you naming this thing? Ofcourse, I know the smart ass names
are coming and I can't wait.Ninety five to five. We're taking your
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calls now, rap ninety five five. Good morning, old road Is.
We were on a boat yesterday walkingthrough the marina, noticing all the names
that people give their boats. Everyboat has a name, right, so
Summer of George Festivus for the restof us. Apparently boaters really like Seinfeld.
I would name my boat trash boatTaylor, trash boat Tailor, that's
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right. But congratulations, you justgot a brand new boat. What are
you naming your boat? Let's goto Sydney from Oak Park. Hi,
Sydney, Hey, good morning,good morning. You got a new boat,
girl, what are you naming it? Oh my god? Well,
big deal, because baby, Iam one. You're a big deal and
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big deal. I was a littleslow on the connection, but I got
there. Well done. Sydney isa big deal with her big boat.
I love it, Sidney, Thankyou so much for the call. Have
a great day, everybody. Hangon the line. Somebody's gonna get tickets
to Sammy Hagar. Let's go toJake from Essex. Jake, Hey,
how's it going. It's going great? Good morning, good morning morning.
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What are you naming your boat?I'm gonna name my boat C cup s
E A c up? Why well, I'm a big boob guy over here.
You should name it double Seas.There we go. I like it.
Jake, hang on the line.Very good. Let's go to Matt
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from West Chicago. Hi, Matt, Hey, guys, it's going good.
Thanks for asking. What you're gonnaname your boat? Seize the Day
at c a Apostrophe, Seize theday Carpeadium, seize the day, love
it mad, hang on, Let'sgo to Milan from Demat Hey, Hey,
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hey, what are you naming yourboat? Master Bad? I feel
like there's a lot of people withthat name for a boat, though I
knew somebody would on the phone,of course. Yeah, the one that
I am expecting hasn't called yet.They haven't. No, Okay, all
right, let's go to a mottofrom Hobart, Hey, motto, Hello,
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good morning? What's you name inyour boat? So I'm gonna go
with my man seacuffs, but I'mgonna do a different version of it,
so I'm gonna call it see younext Tuesday. Dares well done a motto
I like it c s e Asee you next Tuesday. Let's go to
Mike from Chicago Heights. Hey,Mike, Hey, good morning, good
morning. What's your name in yourboat? So there was an episode on
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The Sopranos when Tony's boat is leavingthe dock back in real big letters,
it says big ste got big,that's his boat. Yeah, And I
always said, if I get adecent size boat, I'm naming it that.
And then, you know, consideringyou guys, were you know,
talking about random Boners earlier because BigStutts is a big Wiener, So you
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got the Big Wiener boat. It'sa reference to that area. Yes,
yes, we go. And that'swhere Tony Soprano used to like bang chicks
on the boat. Oh yeah,he would take him to the Stugotts,
Big Stugotts. All right, Mike, hang on the line. Let's go
back up to Jake from Ssex.Hey, Jake, good morning, Jake.
I love the name of your boat, the Sea Cup Sea. But
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you know, yeah, double entendre. We're gonna give you tickets to Sammy
Hagar. Oh hell, hell yeah, you're going to Sammy Hagar would love
a boy the Best of All WorldsTour. That is Saturday, August third.
It's a week from Saturday. CreditUnion one Amphitheater. Have a great
time. Oh we're gonna lead thelife. Are gonna go and we're gonna
have a ball. Yes you will. Outside you know a couple of beers,
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you know a couple Yeah, yeah, a lot of beers, and
then you can go home and playwith the sea cups. Hell yeah,
hanging them the line. We'll getyou your tickets. I'm shocked that nobody
called up to say they would nametheir boat Hawktua Hoktua. I thought for
sure we get one of those opportunitynow hawk too, But I like the
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Sea cup. Have a great time. Anybody else that wants to go to
Sammy Hagar Tickets are on sale rightnow Live Nation dot com. It's rock
ninety five to five. Rock ninetyfive to five on your gorgeous Tuesday morning.
Yes, right now you are rockingwith the best. See Auntie Taylor
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show We Love You eighty six Today, beautiful day, it's eighty six.
But parts of the country have experiencedrecord breaking heat this summer, which has
caused many problems that were expected andone that wasn't. Southwest Airlines says many
of its flights, especially those leavingfrom the country's hottest spots out in the
West, I have had a problemwith soda can suddenly exploding mid flight.
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Had that happen in my old car? You did? Yeah. The airlines
are reported at least twenty incidents whereflight attendants have been injured by exploding popcns.
Southwest believes the cans were too hotwhen they were loaded onto the plane,
and then the cabin pressure and allof that yeah, makes them explode.
Southwest is the only one not havingissues with the whole tech glitch thing
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that's going on. Sometimes you staybehind because they're using windows nineteen seventy four
or whatever they're using. But youknow, you should never leave stuff like
that in your car. Carbonated drinksnot in the car, well, other
things in a hot car. Everybodyknows you should never leave children and pets
inside a hot car, But Ifeel like every year we see some people
idiots that do it. There's manylesser known things that could be dangerous if
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left in your car under the scorchingtemperatures. That clear plastic water bottle left
in your cup holder could actually posea very serious risk. Believe it or
not. It could start a fire. Oh yeah, because it's a magnifying
the sunlight. Yes, the sunlightbeaming into the car can be reflected by
the water in the bottle and actuallyignite a fire inside your car. It's
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hot enough me either, and Ifeel like I leave like half drank water
bottles in there right now right.Also, water that's been in an extremely
hot plastic bottle that could be contaminatedwith toxin, So you don't want to
drink it after that, any vapes, your electric scooter, any electronics with
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lithium batteries can also explode in yourcar, so pretty much everything in the
feet right, it's probably it's kindof the same reason they tell you on
planes, like, no, noneof those batteries or anything like that.
Aerosol can so get those things outof there. And your alcohol. Don't
you burn that alcohol. You wastealcohol. Never never burn that alcohol.
Okay, So just be careful.And no, don't leave your dogs and
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your pets in there, or yourpets and your kids. The same thing.
Don't leave any of your kids inthere, kid, pets, don
pets. Oh boy, for thelove of God, it's Rock ninety five
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Thank you for listening Auntie Taylor's show, How You Doing. It is time
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six three zero. Good morning,guys, What time should I call in
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for? Don't kill And I thinkmy iHeartRadio app is delayed at work and
I would love to try to winthe Metallica ticket, says a wedding gift
for my fiance. That's from Amber, Oh Amber. It's usually like eight
fifteen or something like that. Butyes, your iHeartRadio app is delayed.
Yeah, there's a delay on that. Yes there is, you know swears
and all that. Actually the swearsgo through crew bad. I just sat
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through two weeks of my family stayingwith me. What a nightmare. Not
enough weed on the planet to getthrough that. But I can't wait for
the Metallica shows to decompress. Bothnights General admission field ticket. Hey right,
I'll see you there. We weretalking about how to get rid of
an unexpected boner that might Papa sixtythree zero says, you flip it into
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your waistband? Do you Some peoplecan, some people can't. It goes
all that way, huh me sevenand eight. I just picture a skank
bag Angie Taylor, and it goesaway. Well, goddamn, is that
from Minnesota? Bar eight one five? If you get a boner in public,
just be proud and show it off. Eh. I don't know if
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that's a good idea. I feellike that's a terrible I think that's a
bad idea. Yeah, that's notgonna go. Well. We saw a
lot of boats in the marina yesterdaywith weird names, so I asked,
what would you name your boat?You got a new boat, Cameltoe,
Tim says, Angie and Maris.The next roady to buy a boat will
be naming it the unexpected boner.Adam, the roady says, boat name
tipsy que Oh, I get itsix o hactur Yeah, I knew it
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was coming. Bob from Naperville sixto ree oero naming mine not Angie's boat.
I want to go on it.Bob, the head Rody of Elmhurst
said, if this boat's a rocking, don't come and knock in. That's
a mouthful of a name. Bobthree h five cweed s e ad,
I get it and w e edeight one five. Naming my boat nugs
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and mugs short for eating coffee.I like that. Nugs and bugs eight
to eight. How about bullship that'sfrom navy rocker garry two two four.
If I had a boat, preferablya yacht, I'd call it batch get
it beat seven seven three. Myboat would be called I got a little
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dinghy. I don't want to goon your boat two two nine. Boat
name Deez nots it's the one deznot Chad from Juliet. If I had
a boat, I'd call it thedirty or it's like dirty whore. Yeah,
yeah, Oh, you guys arecrazy, so crazy. Thank you
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for all of the tags. Welove getting them all the time. You
guys are the best man. Sendus any time. It's rock ninety five
five. I'm gonna tell you what'sup for your day next sexy as letting
on rock ninety five to five.Good morning, roadies, it's time to
play Don't kill Angie. Yes,it is your shot at Metallica tickets and
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a qualification for front row VIP upgrade. You got to keep me alive though,
call out to play eight four fourninety five fifty. Don't Kill Angie
is to choose your adventure game tohopefully get Angie safely to Friday. Big
or bad, but be careful.One wrong move will kill Angie. Do
Killie? And it's only on Rocktwenty five five. Tickets are hot right
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here in my hand. That scaredme for a second. Oh, the
Metallica tickets. Tickets are hot,everybody one time. All right, let's
talk to Tony from Belvidere. Adon't know here. What's up? What's
up, mister Belvidere. Are youready to play Don't kill Angie? I
am all right. If you keepme alive today, you're going to Metallica.
(29:52):
Yeah, hell yeah, and you'regonna be qualified for the VIP front
row upgrade that we're gonna pull Friday. O. You ready to do this?
I am all right, my guy, Hang back and relax and let's
go too. Our narrator Berkeley's heroin a half shell, all black everything
(30:12):
today it's Mary Tony, and welcometo Don't kill Angie. Today, the
staff at iHeart have their quarterly meetingwhere one employee wins Employee of the Quarter
for the one hundredth and eighth straightquarter. Angie will not win. Legit,
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one hundred and eighth straight quarter.I will not win. She wins
anything. That's why you did thatmath? Yes, yes, twenty seven
years times four A not gonna win. They also have a golden gumball contest,
where if you get a golden gumball, you win a trip anywhere in
the world. I won this,but Angie never has. Thanks Maries.
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Angie steps up to the gumball machineand turns to handle. Oh my god,
she got a golden gumbo. Now, Tony, the question for you
is where in the world should Angiego with her free trip. The Republic
of Congo, where they have thebiggest wings on Earth, or a wine
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drinking tour in Italy. Let's underthe Congo talking about the Republic of Tongo.
Let's go, no hesitation. Afine choice, indeed, a fine
choice is a Republic of Congo.Yes, Oh, let's go. Angie
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is so excited she finally won something. Never win anything. This is so
great, and she starts to daydreamabout the trip. The boss come over
and says, sorry, but wepulled the wrong name. What that gum
ball was supposed to go to?Wo No? Oh god, Angie has
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had it with being the company loserticket anymore. She gets a running start
and jumps off the thirty or four. Oh my goodness, I'm sorry,
Tony, but you have killed Angie. Tony, I was so excited to
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go to Dongo. Oh Tony,you're still qualified for our big grand prize,
so okay, already total? Well, is that the streaming goat there?
Yeah, that's what it was.Damn right. That goat came all
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the way here from the Republic ofDongo. And you have tickets to Metallica.
Congratulations. Oh yeah, hell yeah, the World Tour at Soldier Field
August eleventh, and you qualify forthe front row upgrade. We're gonna pull
that name on Friday. Okay,awesome. Will you bring it with you
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to tell one of my buddies.Mm. He has to buy all the
beers. If you bring your friend, they have to buy all the drinks
and everything. Ashly, if youget that firt roll, Yeah, he's
got to pay for the uber,the whatever, all of it. You
have a great time, Tony.Okay, all right, thank you,
I love you. Thank you forlistening. Hang in the line, prison
(33:29):
Tattoo. We'll get you your tickets. Still some tickets left at ticketmaster dot
com. Thank you toque Crime andlat Nation for those Love you for that,
and thank you for playing Don't Killand Jay. Remember the name of
the game is Don't Kill Angie.Yeah, the N and the t on
don't aren't silence rock ninety rocking yourTuesday Morning eighty six Today, Sonny,
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it's gonna be maybe stormy later,but hang in there. If you can't
seem to find anyone on data apps, maybe stop opening every conversation with the
eggplant emoji. It's the first thingthat's a bad thing to do. It's
bad. Oh, I don't knowyou like that? Yeah, message,
don't throw your egg plant in myface right off the jump. I would
not survive if I was doing datingapps. I wouldn't because every little thing
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would annoy me. About punctuation,you get real picky sometimes, Yeah,
And don't you realize you wouldn't bethat picky in real life? You probably,
yeah, you would, you wouldbut in a different way. Someone
asked a bunch of people about oneliners and emojis that people use on apps
like Tinder, Bumble or hand orwhatever, and which ones are the cringiest.
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The egg plant emoji is near thetop of the list, but is
not number one. Here's the topfive. When somebody says send picks,
Oh, that's your opening line issend picks, forty five percent rated it
as one of the rootest or cringiestthings you can say, especially if it's
a first message you send. Numbertwo is the egg plant emoji. Number
three is hey, sexy, what'syour number? Oh? Just from jump?
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Yes? Number four do you likebad boys? I'd be liked,
so that one works on you sendme your location. Number five cringey responses
like they say they need to gotake a shower and you say without me.
(35:22):
Some other things that ranked high isyou're so hot hawt spelling hot wrong?
Is cringey? Yeah, because it'slike a twelve year old would spell
hot. You're so hot you likeyou're a grown man and you're sending that
to me. I don't know.I always feel like if I spell it
out like that, it's like hot, Okay, what are you wearing?
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Don't even tell me that people arestill using this one. Did it hurt
when you fell from heaven? Imean, I know some people are stop
it. I know some people stopwho thinks you know someone? So that
would be you? It's not me. No, Like I know what core
opening text. It's something like beautifulto match with you or something like that,
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just to get going. And thenif there's if there's something within the
profile that I can pull on,then I'll comment on that beautiful to match
with you today, on this fineday in this beautiful city. It's beautiful.
Is this why I'm single? Thisis why I'm single? The word
(36:29):
hey with multiple why's at the endlike hey, and the letter is DTF,
which is down to F. Imean, I just questioned it out
there. There's a bunch of questions. Then you know what somebody wants rather
than somebody going beautiful to match withOkay, And I'm just gonna take that
really beautiful. This whole experience I'mhaving right now, it's very beautiful.
Why did you go to voice?I did it. I went to creepy
(36:53):
guy. Oh, it's very beautiful. If it was Paud would be like
wo isn't this made a match madeand rock and roll heaven? Isn't it
beautiful to match with you? Yep, I'm just gonna stop you that.
Yeah, the lake beautiful to haveyou here today, Rock ninety five five
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ninety five minutes, so beautiful,commercial free Rock is up next on the
beautiful Rock ninety five to five,beautiful ninety five minutes, commercial free Rock.
We just kicked it off right there. It's Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning. You know the Olympicsstart on Friday, and get petty,
yes, petty. Even people whodon't normally watch sports usually tune in
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and see what's going on. Butthere is a terrible take. What's the
terrible take? It's Tuesday. Tuesday'sterrible take is, let's not call all
of these sports. Some of theevents are sports, but others, maybe
we should call them competitive spectacles.This is somebody's terrible take. Not mine
(37:58):
the difference between a sport, artand a competitive spectacle, they say,
is simple. A sport is somethingyou can play without a judge, referee,
or umpire. You get together,you play, you compete, like
basketball or something. Everyone knows therules and the score without anyone else hanging
around. A competitive spectacle is somethingthat requires someone else to determine a winner
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and a loser. So track andfield, basketball, swimming, table tennis,
beach, volleyball, water polo,all sports. There's judges involved.
Skateboarding you mean not judges involved,not judges involved. Yeah, well,
it's things that you can do inreal life without judges. Skateboarding, surfing,
gymnastics, diving, not sports insteadcompetitive spectacles. I disagree. I
(38:46):
highly disagree. And this sounds likethe most unathletic person who hasn't been able
to throw a ball ever in theirlives. It's never played a sport.
They can't and is like mad,Why are you mad? Why do you
have to debate it? They're Olympians. All of those events take a very
special set of skills and they arethe top of their game in the world,
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and they're being honored in this andyou just want to shade them.
You just want to shade them.Some people have argued over the years that
certain things are not sports, suchas race car driving not a sport.
I think it is. You can't. I can't sit in the car for
four hours and drive like that.Some people have said WWE is not a
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sport. Don't start that argument.I mean there's athleticism involved. Yes,
there's a lot of choreography there aswell. Yes, but the injuries are
real, the athleticism is real,the steroids are real, all of that.
Boy, But I'm very excited aboutthe Olympics that we all are.
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Bring on the break in competition.That is a sport. Okay, it's
Rock and the sports of Request Warsis up next. Be here, get
ready to vote Rock ninety five five. It's now time for Request Wars.
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Arm your torpedoes. Are you surewe should do that? Yes, we're
sure we should do that. Prepareyour best smacked off because this is gonna
get real in about a second.On the Angie Taylor Show, Request War,
this is how it works. Yousend us a theme, a music
theme every single day to eight fourfour ninety five fifty and then Marris and
(40:36):
I will pick a song based onyour theme and we battle it out.
Then you vote on which one youwant to hear on the radio. Whoever
gets the most votes wins. Allright, let's do this. I am
the five time champion right now ofRequest Wars. Got to break this street.
Our theme today came from area codethree one five and said, hey,
(40:57):
since you're Rock ninety five to fiveBattle rock songs from ninety five,
Oh from the year nineteen ninety five. Yeah, great year, let's do
it. I'm talking some grunge backthen, all right, songs from ninety
five maris Europe first, I am, and I'm leading off with filter.
Hey Man, nice shot, nicestower? Was that your windows seventy four
(41:39):
wind windows filter? Haymen, niceshot windows filter? Heymn, nice shot.
If that is your pick, texta letter M to eight four four
nine ninety five fifty. My songtoday is from the band Silver Chair Tomorrow.
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God Boy, Yes, silver ChairTomorrow. If that's your pick,
text the letter A to eight fourfour five fifty. Let's get the votes
in. That's how this works.You gotta vote. Rock the vote Baby.
It's Rock ninety five to five andninety five minutes commercial free, still
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going. It's really beautiful to matchwith you today on Rock ninety five to
five. I just want you toknow you said it's so much better than
me. Can you give me avoice memo and then I can put it
in my program. You have thatgood voice that says it. You should
like can when you're matching with somebodyon a dating app, can you send
them a voice note? Yeah?Do that? Well, they gotta come
(43:00):
unicaid first. Yeah. Well,I'm just saying, if you're gonna say
it was beautiful to manage with youin text, it looks real creepy,
But if you say it like yourcreepy voice, it sounds creepy. So
you just double nagged it. Yah'llsay that anymore. All right, good
morning, roadies. We are votingnow for requests wars. Did you get
your votes in yet? We needthem? We need your votes. Today's
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theme it came from area code threeone five saying, hey, since you're
rock ninety five to five battles rocksongs from ninety five for the year nineteen
ninety five. Oh, I saywhat you did there? Okay? Maris's
pick today filter? Hey man,my shot, I would say beautiful,
(43:43):
shock, wow, wow. Younever gonna live it down. I got
a long list of stuff learned alot about you today. All right,
is this worser better than the Hinderstory? I don't know, they're equally
creepy. You put that Hinder storywith a Bible boner and then the beautiful
(44:07):
mm that's a lot. That's realbad filter. Hey man, nice shots
out of context. We just can'tcall it a Bible boner. Well,
okay, kind of did. Allright, It's at your pick today.
Text letter M to eight four fourninety five to fifty. You can go
with my song today from ninety five. Silver chair tomorrow, wait till tomorrow.
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It's gonna beautiful, purtful. Yes, bad boys. If you want
silver chair tomorrow, text the letterA to eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty. Give me all yourtexts. Give it to me, Give
it to me. I could takeall of your texts. I could take
them all the same. Damn timeeight four four ninety five fifty. It's
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ninety five minutes free. I'm rockninety five to five, living in beautiful
Chicago, eighty six degrees today,eighty six degrees. Wanta tell the bitch,
please raise these puppies and your teaswhich snoop, snoop. Thank you
for listening. It's rock ninety fiveto five. Good morning, good morning,
(45:20):
all right, thank you for allthe votes we got today for Request
Wars. Lots of votes today.The theme that we appreciate getting themes all
the time. But the theme todaycame from area code three one five.
Hey, since you're rock ninety fiveto five battle rock songs from ninety five?
You got it? Maris headfilter,Hey man, nice shot, I
had a silver chair tomorrow. Whatdo we got for a winner? Again?
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Thank you for all the votes.We do have a winner. Same
thing we do every night, Pinkytry to take over the world, Pinky
in the brain. Maris won today. Very nice, Maris. Yes,
broke that five game street Cat too. You get close to what was it
fourteen? Again? Yeah, I'mnot even close. You know if we're
going to break that this year?But hey, nic shot, Maris's filter
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ninety five minutes commercial free still goand I'll rock ninety five to five.
It's rock ninety five to five.Yes, we have more Metallica tickets tomorrow
around eight twenty with Don't Kill Angie, so be here, and we're pulling
a front row winner on Friday.Let's go to the head of all the
roadies, the secretary of the show. You better not have one thing to
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say about me because it's been veryMara centric today. There are so many
Maras things to say today. Goahead, Jay the gay listen this morning,
we discovered that Alexa knows twenty piecesof Benze's slang, with more to
be added in the future. Now, Tony, you can ask about tea,
sauce and air, which apparently issomething other than what we breathe.
(46:51):
Okay, well, actually though,listen, I got a little sneak peak
as some of the extra turns thatgen Z used that'll be added soon and
things like adult onset, alcoholic,hypolhundriac, deflated, worn down, and
old potato, which ironically are alljust slaying away just saying Antie Taylor,
Damn is that on the anti Alexa? Alex, That's what it is?
(47:16):
What else you and if you askwhat dork comic con nerd and creepy dude
at church who hit his ball roomwith the Bible means, you'd end up
with merrit Yes, and that wouldbe beautiful. No, not at all.
I don't think it's beautiful that he'shiding his bone or at church of
the Bible. I mean weird.What else are you supposed to hide it
(47:36):
with? Jay? Definitely not theBible, God whoever sitting next to you
in the pew. I don't knowwhat. I don't know. I don't.
Your mom's gonna have a talk withyou today about church. Yeah,
where can we find your gohead?Go ahead, you have one more.
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Also, yesterday Auntie finally fulfilled heedhis to be in a boat. Only
she was surrounded by tons of otherpeople. I'm not shirtless guys who look
like Jack Nicholson. So it wasclearly a one off event. Yeah.
No, there was no risk breakingor falling a little board drunk, as
the office betting pool had assumed wouldhappen. Instead, we got some boat
naming fun. Okay, Angie.If you were handed the boat, you
would name it trash Boat Taylor,which, when you figure out the cargo
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would be carrying, it could alsobe called Franken Tit's monster. Oh my
goodness for Maris. Yes, hewould call his I can't swim, which
would be really helpful for rescuers toread when the boat is capsited and he's
already to run. Oh, Ijust figured it out. You're opening line
when you match with somebody should beI can't swim. See how they respond
(48:40):
to them, and then you'll knowif you have like somebody. Maria's in
here. Hi, Maria, youmissed it. We got a new omears
is a When he matches with girlson dating sites, his opening line on
the text is beautiful that we matched. It's you don't match with girls.
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Beautiful? What was it? It'sbeautiful to match with you? Beautiful to
match was worse? Yeah, thewait worse, beautiful to match with you.
I'm just gonna throw my phone inthe lake and yeah, dive in
after it. Yeah, and thenget an apple. All right? Where
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can we find your notes? Everyday? I will be dead before hi
dot com and click on the AngieTaylor Chat. Thank you for the dragging.
If you missed anything from the show, all of Zameras today was beautiful,
chef's kiss, beautiful, beautiful tosearch the Antie Taylor Show wherever you
get your podcasts, but especially onthe free iHeartRadio app. It's time for
(49:46):
the ten o'clock toast on the AngieTaylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at
ten am, joiner and a toastthe fellowship chug a chug it on a
beautiful day. Today's ten o'clock toastgoes out to this dog, so listen.
I don't like toilet humor. Youdon't know. I am a lady.
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It's so refined over here, Iam a refined lady. This dog.
However, if the Guinness Book ofWorld Records kept track, this dog's
fart could be the longest. Idon't even like saying that word. The
longest fart of all time? Ft, I don't like it. Here,
listen to this dog's fart right here, still going eighteen seconds, eighteen seconds
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amazing. Oh, I feel badfor that owner. There's a I know
right like, what are you feedingthat dog? But a bunch of sites
claimed that a British guy holds therecord for the longest faart at two minutes
and forty two seconds. What whatwas he eating? Was he decayed?
He's just all of gas? Whathe's a big ball of gas. He's
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the BP station that sounds so that'sdisgusting it right, he had to be
soo him or something. My gosh, shout out to that dog, poor
thing. I think the dog's fineafter eighty now seconds, but that would
you know? The build up musthave been awful. The squat that dog
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had in the video that it justdid not look comfortable. The dog really
wanted to go poo, but that'sall they came out. But good for
that dog right like, Hey,don't do it around me, but do
it somewhere else, you know,get it out, don't keep it in,
just let it out. Oh,let it out. It's don't cry
(51:58):
out, just keep it inside.You learn how to hid your feeling.
What song is this? It's avery old one. Clearly it's in the
Bible. Yes, about holding farts. Yes, thank you for listening.
Oh my god, is he back? Is he back? The wonderful Walt
(52:21):
is returned. Walter flocka swam.It's bad going forward to the paint.
It's about time. Oh my gosh, stab me, Walt. Walt is
back. Thank god. We areso happy. Rocky the Rooster is up
in minutes with Walt. He's gotyour thousand dollars keyword. Make sure you're
listening. Rocky would never faart likethat, You never, Michael Stripe.
(52:45):
Yes, probably it goes vegan partstoo. Oh boy, all right,
have a great day's back tomorrow,Rock ninety five to five
Hey, yeah, rock ninety fiveto five. Good morning, It's Tuesday,
Angie Taylor's show. How you feeling, Roadies, what's going on?
Good morning, Maris, good morning, Little Good morning, Angie, good
morning. How are you feeling.That's good. This was a very relaxing
day yesterday on the boat. Yeah. Yes, we went out on the
(00:20):
boat yesterday with the staff. Itwas one hundred and fifty degrees on EPO.
But it was nice. But itwas Christmas in July. It was
it. It felt very christmasy.I hope you guys are having a good
morning. Thanks for being with ustoday. We got a show. We
got a show for you today.We got Metallica tickets. Yeah, we
do. Hell yes, during Don'tKill Angie about eight twenty and everybody that
(00:41):
wins this week is qualified for theVIP front row upgrade. Oh my god,
front row a lot. You gottawear all your like, knee pads,
shoulder pads, all of it.We also have Sammy Hagar tickets for
the Best of All Worlds Tour Rockythe Rooster. First time he's dropping a
thousand dollars on you after eight amand then you know, thirteen times a
day on thousand dollars. Keyword textus call us anytime eight four, four,
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nine, five, five ninety fivefifty, gonna be eighty six today,
mostly sunny, Maybe a chance ofa storm tonight, but another gorgeous
summer day. Let's kick you inthe crotch. It's the five Am Kicking
the crush on the Angie Taylor Show. Rock leg five Little Sabbath. Hell,
yes, it's Rock ninety five five. Wake up seven. Yeah,
(01:29):
you've been kicked in the cross.Good morning. Now you can wake up
and get on with your day.Thanks for listening. We're gonna tell you
what happened on this day, orlook back in history. Whatever happened way
back on this day. Is next, Rock ninety five to five. Puddle
the mud on Rock ninety five five. Happy Tuesday morning, Auntie Taylor Show.
Let's tell you what happened on thisday. Today is July twenty third,
(01:56):
twenty twenty four. On this day, July twenty third, nineteen sixty
five, Slash is born. He'sfifty nine today. Guns n' Roses,
Velvet Revolver, badass with an ax, Sweet child of Mine, Paradise City.
Welcome to the Jongo you name it. Top hat makes top hats look
great, by the way, theonly one. Yes. On this day.
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In nineteen sixty two, Jackie Robinsonwas inducted into the Baseball Hall of
Fame. He broke the color barrierplaying for the Brooklyn Dodgers. Hell Yes
on this day. In nineteen ninetythree, Michael Jordan's father James, was
murdered on a US Highway seventy fournear Bennettsville, South Carolina, when he
stopped to take a nap in hisLexus. The guy who did it is
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serving a life sentence. That wascrazy. I know he had stopped to
take a nap, but there's alot of rumors back then that it was
a hit. Uh huh because ofJordan's gambling debts. I remember all that.
Yeah, wo who knows. Andtoday's Florida man. Florida man steals
a car and then calls his ownerto report the theft, then denies he
(03:01):
stole it after police track him down. I wonder if he stole it and
was like, oh, I feelbad, Like hey, hey lady,
I stole your car. I'm justtrying around. It's just like, oh,
you saw something important in the backseat, and now it's like, ooh,
yeah, they should get this bag. There's a baby back there.
Oh no, that's what happened onthis day. Thanks for being with us
today and every day on Rock ninetyfive to five, Chevelle. Yeah,
(03:23):
Rock ninety five to five. Howyou doing. See Angie Taylor Show.
It's always interesting to me what peopleare willing to pay for sports memorabilia.
Yeah, Kobe Bryant fans have anopportunity to get their hands on a rare
piece of memorabilia, the Black Mambo'sStaples Center locker, and it could sell
for over a million dollars, theentire locker, the locker, the whole
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locker. So the locker was supposedto be destroyed during renovations at Staple Center
in twenty eighteen, and it wassaved by some maintenance guy yeah, who
was like, oh, this isKobe's locker, right, Uh, we
can't destroy this, put it somewheresafe. So yeah, so you kept
it in storage for years until anAmerican collector who had the locker's name plate
(04:08):
purchased the locker to reunite the twopieces. I don't know how this guy
got the name plate and the otherguy had the locker. But real strangers
to get separated. But yeah,but whatever, so he made it.
He reunited the whole thing. Thelocker will be auctioned off by Sotheby's.
It's expected to sell for up toone point two million, and some of
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the final bid will go to charity. In keeping with Kobe's legacy of philanthropy
and community impact, a portion ofthe proceeds from the sale will benefit the
Los Angeles Lakers Youth Foundation. Lovethat. Yeah. There's a ton of
awesome other listings on here sports memorabilia, including Michael Jordan's Warren shorts from his
final game with the Wizards. Nice. Uh he as cool as Wizards?
(04:54):
Yes, Wizards? I would,I don't know. Is also MJ's last
two errants on the NBA court wasApril sixteen, two thousand and three,
when the Wizard faced the Sixers.He scored fifteen points in that game.
It also has a Diego Maridona's gamewarn and Sign Argentina shirt from the second
half of the nineteen eighty five WorldCup that's supposed to fetch over eight hundred
(05:15):
thousand. Olympic Star Flow Joe's goldmedal from when she set a world record
in the eighty eight Soul Olympics.Very cool, a lot of good stuff.
I wish I had money well onmy bidding starts August second. If
you're somebody that's going to bid onthis and has that kind of money,
I would like to know you.I would like to be your friend as
well. Yes, I would liketo Thanks for listening. We're gonna tell
(05:38):
you what's up for your day injust minutes. Don't go anywhere. Rock
ninety five to five, Rock ninetyfive to five. That was Europe.
This is the Angie Taylor Show.You are the Roadies, and we thank
you for listening. How you doing. It's going to be eighty six today,
Sonny, and maybe some storms tonight, we'll see, But thank you
for listening. Let's tell you what'sup for your day. Angie will now
fill your brain with the right amountof crap for your day. Hears,
(06:01):
what's up? Oh? This isrough. I mean we told you earlier.
It is Slash's birthday today. Slash, yes, fifty nine years old.
This is not a good way tocelebrate your birthday. He is mourning
the devastating loss of his twenty fiveyear old stepdaughter, Lucy Blue Knight.
Who passed away peacefully last week.He shared the news via Instagram on Sunday,
(06:25):
says he's devastated. Of course,the whole family's devastated. There's no
cause of death for Lucy Blue.However, she did have she scheduled her
Instagram posts or her posts, andshe had a scheduled a chilling final post
right before her death. Three hoursafter Slash shared the news, her post
(06:47):
went up saying whether I made youfeel excited, manipulator or controlled you told
you to quit your day job fromthe comfort of being financially supported by my
parents, or drowned real issues intoxic positivity. I am sorry countless missed
opportunities and connections due to a disgustinglybig ego, insecure heart, and fear
of being vulnerable. May my soullearn to evolve from my poor job at
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being Lucy Blue. Oh that's thatis so happy? Oh slash Man,
rest in peace. So Lebron Jamesis about to do something no US basketball
player has done. Get his soninto the NBA. No, not that
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be the men's flag bearer at theOlympic opening ceremonies Friday, Yes Friday,
in Paris. He was voted forthe duty by his fellow athletes. He
said in his statement, for akid from Akron, this responsibility means everything
to not only myself, but tomy family, all the kids in my
hometown, my teammates, my fellowOlympians, and so many people across the
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country with big aspirations. But insteadof me doing it, I would like
to have my son, Brownie JamesCary the flesh. Okay, No,
he didn't say that about that lastpart. Okay, did you see Did
anybody see the wienermobile crash yesterday?The Wienermobile all over social media? If
I saw this, well, itwas on two ninety four. Winnimobile crashed
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into a car flipped on its sidearound lunchtime yesterday at about eleven twelve a
m. It was traveling northbound onthe lanes of two ninety four just before
Roosevelt when the Wienermobile driver struck aHyundaie Sedann also traveling north. After striking
the Honday, the driver of theWienermobile lost control, overcorrected, and rolled
onto its side. Ooh. Backupswere reported, But I saw Nope,
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there's no injuries or anything. ButI saw, yeah, I saw the
A lot of people had pictures posted. It just looks weird seeing a sideways
wienermobile upside down on two ninety four. That's what's up for your day.
Thanks for hanging with us today,Rock ninety five to five, Green Day,
Rock ninety five to five. Doyou have an Alexa? Yes,
(09:00):
Alexa play Rock ninety five to five. Yeah, Alexa has learned a new
language. Oh she has, Yes, she has, and I guess it's
to help parents. I'll tell youabout that next Rock ninety five to five
tonight, this morning, every day, all day. We love you for
listening Rock ninety five to five.Alexa play Rock ninety five to five,
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Alexican Translate and knows dozens of languages. I didn't know that she's bilingual,
trilingual, multilingual. You know whenpeople are like using that little translate on
their phone. Yeah, I'm prettysure that's Alexa. Oh well, now
you can add one more language tothe list. How to speak gen Z.
Amazon announced a new feature where Alexacan teach you how to talk like
(09:43):
a gen Zer. Just say Alexa, talk gen Z to me, and
she'll spit out some slang along withthe definition I'm not okay with this.
They added twenty terms to start.Here's some of the ones that gen z
Alexa knows rip like you're you know, trendy fashion or whatever. You see
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that, guys, we'll watch shegot the drip. The math isn't mathing,
Jesus, that's all I need isa robot trying to speak cool.
Yes, it means things aren't addingup. It's kind of like when you're
speaking slang in front of your kidsand they're like, please, don't you
know, Like if I ever sayanything slangish to my kids, She's like,
oh god, And so now Alexis like the mom speaking slang.
(10:26):
Another one Ate used to to praysomebody for doing something well, like ooh
you ate with that outfit? Yes, you ate and left no crumbs.
Yes it's giving. You describe acertain vibe you're giving off, Like I
love your outfit. It's giving,Beyonce, I'm your outfit is giving.
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No, No, I'm picturing Alexissaying this in person. I'm like,
I just I wonder if she saysit with like flair or if she just
says it very robotic, if shedoesn't have any inflection, it just right,
Like the math isn't mathing mother,someone who is iconic, you know,
(11:07):
like Rihanna is mother or Gaga ismother or whatever. Air to intentionally
ignore somebody, Why is he airingmy messages? To be honest, I
have never heard anybody who's air No, why is he airing my messages?
I think they just made one upfor Alexa, trying to make her cool
(11:30):
in your whatever era, so likeI'm in my self care era right now?
Boo so care. She also shootsout things like tea gossip, sus
suspicious, mid mediocre, and rizmeaning charisma. I get it. Y'all
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tried to make Alexa cool, butcome on, I mean, now,
alexis you're annoying? Yeah, momor whatever. The uncle is trying to
be real cool and it just comesoff creepy. This is Alexa. Now,
hey Maras, you got that driptoday? Oh boy, it's giving
a PlayStation five. You really ateit? Oh my gosh. Bill Collins
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used to really eat the drums.You just ate it. I don't know.
Now I'm going into Mom's there yougo, Rocket ninety five to five.
Yeah, we have Metallica tickets comingup after eight am. Don't kill
Angie. Qualify for front row hell, yes, okay, I have a
(12:41):
question for you guys, okay,about what you do when you get a
boner and at an inopportune moment,unexpected bone. Yes. So, actors
are always saying that sex scenes arenot sexy and it's hard to get a
round I was gonna get in themoment. I don't believe that if I'm
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in a sex scene with like,I don't know, like a bread pit
or somebody, but I'm getting roused. He might not, but I but
it does happen. So how dothey deal with it when it happens?
This intimacy coordinator, because they havethose on set now, says, I
tell the actor to do a fewpush ups or some jumping jacks that moves
the blood to a different location,and we're all good. Does that work,
(13:24):
you guys? I have never triedto do push ups or jumping jack
in that situation, let alone.A jumping jack would probably just be weird.
Just flopping around, Yeah, bouncingaround, hitting yourself in the face.
It's terrible. I mean, yeah, I guess it would make sense
because it's all about blood flow,right, and you're pushing the blood somewhere
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else, right, But that wouldbe so weird. And you're supposed to
do a push up with a again, I think that's also very weird.
Just you're trying to distract yourself fromlike what you're Yeah, what's happening?
Yeah yeah, Some people who playlovers on screen end up coupled in real
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life. But this intimacy coordinator saysher job is to keep it one hundred
percent professional. They're making everything okayon the set, But I just I'm
like, what do you do?What do you guys do if you get
one in like church, or youstay seated and then what where do you
(14:26):
put your hands? Could you coverup this little little Bible situation or not
the Bible? That sounds wow thatMarie gets a voter in church and hides
it with the Bible. You geta pamphlet or a leaflet, or you
just sit there. Honestly, ifyou just sit there and just put your
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hands in your lap. What ifyou're walking on the street though, and
it happens, like I'm sure itcan happen. Has it ever happened to
you in like a weird time whereyou're why? I would say, yes,
it has happened in weird times.But I've always been able to kind
of like sit and chill. Ihaven't just been walking down the straight and
be like boying like no, likenah, that hasn't happened for me.
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Like that. Next time, youguys, when it happens jumping jacks,
push ups or a bible, don'tThat's what maris is. That was the
wrong. That was That was agood one. That is a promo,
by the way, very much.Hey, yesterday we were on a boat.
(15:33):
I'm on a boat. Did youget a boner on the boat yesterday?
Did not get on the boat.We were on a boat yesterday.
Noticed something very interesting at the marina. And I want to ask you guys
about boats and hose and all ofthat. Next Rock ninety five to five
Jimmy World, Rock onety five tofive Aungie Taylor's show, What's Up Roadies.
(15:54):
Yesterday we were on a boat.We were some hose on a boat.
Yesterday we had a little iHeart partyon a boat. Yes Day was
beautiful. It was just day tobe out there. It was it was
real hot. When you wake upearly, it kind of drains on you
quickly. Yes, And I stillam looking for a daddy with a boat
that I can hang out with becauseevery every year I feel like I solicit
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for a friend with a boat andI'm waiting. I want to be on
a boat. My other question iswhy do people on boats wave to each
other when they're passing by friend You'reout on a river, like we're all
having a shared experience, like hi, there. It's crazy. But when
we were walking through the marina toget on this boat yesterday, it's funny
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to look at the names of everybody'sboats. There was one called Summer of
George, Oh Seinfeld reference. Anotherone, Oh, is the Summer of
George. Another one was Festivus forthe rest of Us, another Seinfeld reference.
A lot of people that have boatslove Seinfeld. I guess here's my
question. Say you just got anew boat. Ooh ooh, you're fancy
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with your new boat. What areyou naming your boat? What is your
boat name? Mine, specifically isI can't swim. Oh that's a great
name for a boat. I can'tswim. Yes, so you know this
boat is my flotation device. Leaveme alone. If you see this boat
in distress, know that somebody needsto be saved on that boat because they
can't swim. Come with extra lifevests. That's the name of your boat,
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body mcboat face, Body mcboat face. I think they named one of
the boats that, like one ofthe official like Navy boats or something like
body mcboat face. I don't knowso creative of the Navy body mcbowtface.
But what would be the name ofyour boat? That's what I want to
know. Texas now, no Texascall us now eighty four four ninety five
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fifty. I want to know whatyou're name in this boat. Somebody's gonna
get Sammy Hagar tickets, all right, best of all worlds two are eight
four four ninety five fifty. Congratulation. You just got a boat. What
are you naming this thing? Ofcourse, I know the smart ass names
are coming and I can't wait.Ninety five to five. We're taking your
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calls now, rap ninety five five. Good morning, old road Is.
We were on a boat yesterday walkingthrough the marina, noticing all the names
that people give their boats. Everyboat has a name, right, so
Summer of George Festivus for the restof us. Apparently boaters really like Seinfeld.
I would name my boat trash boatTaylor, trash boat Tailor, that's
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right. But congratulations, you justgot a brand new boat. What are
you naming your boat? Let's goto Sydney from Oak Park. Hi,
Sydney, Hey, good morning,good morning. You got a new boat,
girl, what are you naming it? Oh my god? Well,
big deal, because baby, Iam one. You're a big deal and
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big deal. I was a littleslow on the connection, but I got
there. Well done. Sydney isa big deal with her big boat.
I love it, Sidney, Thankyou so much for the call. Have
a great day, everybody. Hangon the line. Somebody's gonna get tickets
to Sammy Hagar. Let's go toJake from Essex. Jake, Hey,
how's it going. It's going great? Good morning, good morning morning.
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What are you naming your boat?I'm gonna name my boat C cup s
E A c up? Why well, I'm a big boob guy over here.
You should name it double Seas.There we go. I like it.
Jake, hang on the line.Very good. Let's go to Matt
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from West Chicago. Hi, Matt, Hey, guys, it's going good.
Thanks for asking. What you're gonnaname your boat? Seize the Day
at c a Apostrophe, Seize theday Carpeadium, seize the day, love
it mad, hang on, Let'sgo to Milan from Demat Hey, Hey,
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hey, what are you naming yourboat? Master Bad? I feel
like there's a lot of people withthat name for a boat, though I
knew somebody would on the phone,of course. Yeah, the one that
I am expecting hasn't called yet.They haven't. No, Okay, all
right, let's go to a mottofrom Hobart, Hey, motto, Hello,
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good morning? What's you name inyour boat? So I'm gonna go
with my man seacuffs, but I'mgonna do a different version of it,
so I'm gonna call it see younext Tuesday. Dares well done a motto
I like it c s e Asee you next Tuesday. Let's go to
Mike from Chicago Heights. Hey,Mike, Hey, good morning, good
morning. What's your name in yourboat? So there was an episode on
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The Sopranos when Tony's boat is leavingthe dock back in real big letters,
it says big ste got big,that's his boat. Yeah, And I
always said, if I get adecent size boat, I'm naming it that.
And then, you know, consideringyou guys, were you know,
talking about random Boners earlier because BigStutts is a big Wiener, So you
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got the Big Wiener boat. It'sa reference to that area. Yes,
yes, we go. And that'swhere Tony Soprano used to like bang chicks
on the boat. Oh yeah,he would take him to the Stugotts,
Big Stugotts. All right, Mike, hang on the line. Let's go
back up to Jake from Ssex.Hey, Jake, good morning, Jake.
I love the name of your boat, the Sea Cup Sea. But
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you know, yeah, double entendre. We're gonna give you tickets to Sammy
Hagar. Oh hell, hell yeah, you're going to Sammy Hagar would love
a boy the Best of All WorldsTour. That is Saturday, August third.
It's a week from Saturday. CreditUnion one Amphitheater. Have a great
time. Oh we're gonna lead thelife. Are gonna go and we're gonna
have a ball. Yes you will. Outside you know a couple of beers,
(21:56):
you know a couple Yeah, yeah, a lot of beers, and
then you can go home and playwith the sea cups. Hell yeah,
hanging them the line. We'll getyou your tickets. I'm shocked that nobody
called up to say they would nametheir boat Hawktua Hoktua. I thought for
sure we get one of those opportunitynow hawk too, But I like the
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Sea cup. Have a great time. Anybody else that wants to go to
Sammy Hagar Tickets are on sale rightnow Live Nation dot com. It's rock
ninety five to five. Rock ninetyfive to five on your gorgeous Tuesday morning.
Yes, right now you are rockingwith the best. See Auntie Taylor
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show We Love You eighty six Today, beautiful day, it's eighty six.
But parts of the country have experiencedrecord breaking heat this summer, which has
caused many problems that were expected andone that wasn't. Southwest Airlines says many
of its flights, especially those leavingfrom the country's hottest spots out in the
West, I have had a problemwith soda can suddenly exploding mid flight.
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Had that happen in my old car? You did? Yeah. The airlines
are reported at least twenty incidents whereflight attendants have been injured by exploding popcns.
Southwest believes the cans were too hotwhen they were loaded onto the plane,
and then the cabin pressure and allof that yeah, makes them explode.
Southwest is the only one not havingissues with the whole tech glitch thing
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that's going on. Sometimes you staybehind because they're using windows nineteen seventy four
or whatever they're using. But youknow, you should never leave stuff like
that in your car. Carbonated drinksnot in the car, well, other
things in a hot car. Everybodyknows you should never leave children and pets
inside a hot car, But Ifeel like every year we see some people
idiots that do it. There's manylesser known things that could be dangerous if
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left in your car under the scorchingtemperatures. That clear plastic water bottle left
in your cup holder could actually posea very serious risk. Believe it or
not. It could start a fire. Oh yeah, because it's a magnifying
the sunlight. Yes, the sunlightbeaming into the car can be reflected by
the water in the bottle and actuallyignite a fire inside your car. It's
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hot enough me either, and Ifeel like I leave like half drank water
bottles in there right now right.Also, water that's been in an extremely
hot plastic bottle that could be contaminatedwith toxin, So you don't want to
drink it after that, any vapes, your electric scooter, any electronics with
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lithium batteries can also explode in yourcar, so pretty much everything in the
feet right, it's probably it's kindof the same reason they tell you on
planes, like, no, noneof those batteries or anything like that.
Aerosol can so get those things outof there. And your alcohol. Don't
you burn that alcohol. You wastealcohol. Never never burn that alcohol.
Okay, So just be careful.And no, don't leave your dogs and
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your pets in there, or yourpets and your kids. The same thing.
Don't leave any of your kids inthere, kid, pets, don
pets. Oh boy, for thelove of God, it's Rock ninety five
to five, Rock ninety five fiveScorpions with Scorpion Rock ninety five five.
Thank you for listening Auntie Taylor's show, How You Doing. It is time
for you to send in your textright now. We read your text every
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We're going to read them next eightfour four ninety five fifty. Let's
take some calls from the request line. Yes, let's do it. Thank
you for the text roadies, Welove you for it. Send him in
any time eight four to four nineninety five fifty. Let's run him down
six three zero. Good morning,guys, What time should I call in
(25:59):
for? Don't kill And I thinkmy iHeartRadio app is delayed at work and
I would love to try to winthe Metallica ticket, says a wedding gift
for my fiance. That's from Amber, Oh Amber. It's usually like eight
fifteen or something like that. Butyes, your iHeartRadio app is delayed.
Yeah, there's a delay on that. Yes there is, you know swears
and all that. Actually the swearsgo through crew bad. I just sat
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through two weeks of my family stayingwith me. What a nightmare. Not
enough weed on the planet to getthrough that. But I can't wait for
the Metallica shows to decompress. Bothnights General admission field ticket. Hey right,
I'll see you there. We weretalking about how to get rid of
an unexpected boner that might Papa sixtythree zero says, you flip it into
(26:45):
your waistband? Do you Some peoplecan, some people can't. It goes
all that way, huh me sevenand eight. I just picture a skank
bag Angie Taylor, and it goesaway. Well, goddamn, is that
from Minnesota? Bar eight one five? If you get a boner in public,
just be proud and show it off. Eh. I don't know if
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that's a good idea. I feellike that's a terrible I think that's a
bad idea. Yeah, that's notgonna go. Well. We saw a
lot of boats in the marina yesterdaywith weird names, so I asked,
what would you name your boat?You got a new boat, Cameltoe,
Tim says, Angie and Maris.The next roady to buy a boat will
be naming it the unexpected boner.Adam, the roady says, boat name
tipsy que Oh, I get itsix o hactur Yeah, I knew it
(27:33):
was coming. Bob from Naperville sixto ree oero naming mine not Angie's boat.
I want to go on it.Bob, the head Rody of Elmhurst
said, if this boat's a rocking, don't come and knock in. That's
a mouthful of a name. Bobthree h five cweed s e ad,
I get it and w e edeight one five. Naming my boat nugs
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and mugs short for eating coffee.I like that. Nugs and bugs eight
to eight. How about bullship that'sfrom navy rocker garry two two four.
If I had a boat, preferablya yacht, I'd call it batch get
it beat seven seven three. Myboat would be called I got a little
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dinghy. I don't want to goon your boat two two nine. Boat
name Deez nots it's the one deznot Chad from Juliet. If I had
a boat, I'd call it thedirty or it's like dirty whore. Yeah,
yeah, Oh, you guys arecrazy, so crazy. Thank you
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for all of the tags. Welove getting them all the time. You
guys are the best man. Sendus any time. It's rock ninety five
five. I'm gonna tell you what'sup for your day next sexy as letting
on rock ninety five to five.Good morning, roadies, it's time to
play Don't kill Angie. Yes,it is your shot at Metallica tickets and
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a qualification for front row VIP upgrade. You got to keep me alive though,
call out to play eight four fourninety five fifty. Don't Kill Angie
is to choose your adventure game tohopefully get Angie safely to Friday. Big
or bad, but be careful.One wrong move will kill Angie. Do
Killie? And it's only on Rocktwenty five five. Tickets are hot right
(29:30):
here in my hand. That scaredme for a second. Oh, the
Metallica tickets. Tickets are hot,everybody one time. All right, let's
talk to Tony from Belvidere. Adon't know here. What's up? What's
up, mister Belvidere. Are youready to play Don't kill Angie? I
am all right. If you keepme alive today, you're going to Metallica.
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Yeah, hell yeah, and you'regonna be qualified for the VIP front
row upgrade that we're gonna pull Friday. O. You ready to do this?
I am all right, my guy, Hang back and relax and let's
go too. Our narrator Berkeley's heroin a half shell, all black everything
(30:12):
today it's Mary Tony, and welcometo Don't kill Angie. Today, the
staff at iHeart have their quarterly meetingwhere one employee wins Employee of the Quarter
for the one hundredth and eighth straightquarter. Angie will not win. Legit,
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one hundred and eighth straight quarter.I will not win. She wins
anything. That's why you did thatmath? Yes, yes, twenty seven
years times four A not gonna win. They also have a golden gumball contest,
where if you get a golden gumball, you win a trip anywhere in
the world. I won this,but Angie never has. Thanks Maries.
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Angie steps up to the gumball machineand turns to handle. Oh my god,
she got a golden gumbo. Now, Tony, the question for you
is where in the world should Angiego with her free trip. The Republic
of Congo, where they have thebiggest wings on Earth, or a wine
(31:18):
drinking tour in Italy. Let's underthe Congo talking about the Republic of Tongo.
Let's go, no hesitation. Afine choice, indeed, a fine
choice is a Republic of Congo.Yes, Oh, let's go. Angie
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is so excited she finally won something. Never win anything. This is so
great, and she starts to daydreamabout the trip. The boss come over
and says, sorry, but wepulled the wrong name. What that gum
ball was supposed to go to?Wo No? Oh god, Angie has
(32:01):
had it with being the company loserticket anymore. She gets a running start
and jumps off the thirty or four. Oh my goodness, I'm sorry,
Tony, but you have killed Angie. Tony, I was so excited to
(32:22):
go to Dongo. Oh Tony,you're still qualified for our big grand prize,
so okay, already total? Well, is that the streaming goat there?
Yeah, that's what it was.Damn right. That goat came all
(32:45):
the way here from the Republic ofDongo. And you have tickets to Metallica.
Congratulations. Oh yeah, hell yeah, the World Tour at Soldier Field
August eleventh, and you qualify forthe front row upgrade. We're gonna pull
that name on Friday. Okay,awesome. Will you bring it with you
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to tell one of my buddies.Mm. He has to buy all the
beers. If you bring your friend, they have to buy all the drinks
and everything. Ashly, if youget that firt roll, Yeah, he's
got to pay for the uber,the whatever, all of it. You
have a great time, Tony.Okay, all right, thank you,
I love you. Thank you forlistening. Hang in the line, prison
(33:29):
Tattoo. We'll get you your tickets. Still some tickets left at ticketmaster dot
com. Thank you toque Crime andlat Nation for those Love you for that,
and thank you for playing Don't Killand Jay. Remember the name of
the game is Don't Kill Angie.Yeah, the N and the t on
don't aren't silence rock ninety rocking yourTuesday Morning eighty six Today, Sonny,
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it's gonna be maybe stormy later,but hang in there. If you can't
seem to find anyone on data apps, maybe stop opening every conversation with the
eggplant emoji. It's the first thingthat's a bad thing to do. It's
bad. Oh, I don't knowyou like that? Yeah, message,
don't throw your egg plant in myface right off the jump. I would
not survive if I was doing datingapps. I wouldn't because every little thing
(34:15):
would annoy me. About punctuation,you get real picky sometimes, Yeah,
And don't you realize you wouldn't bethat picky in real life? You probably,
yeah, you would, you wouldbut in a different way. Someone
asked a bunch of people about oneliners and emojis that people use on apps
like Tinder, Bumble or hand orwhatever, and which ones are the cringiest.
(34:35):
The egg plant emoji is near thetop of the list, but is
not number one. Here's the topfive. When somebody says send picks,
Oh, that's your opening line issend picks, forty five percent rated it
as one of the rootest or cringiestthings you can say, especially if it's
a first message you send. Numbertwo is the egg plant emoji. Number
three is hey, sexy, what'syour number? Oh? Just from jump?
(34:59):
Yes? Number four do you likebad boys? I'd be liked,
so that one works on you sendme your location. Number five cringey responses
like they say they need to gotake a shower and you say without me.
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Some other things that ranked high isyou're so hot hawt spelling hot wrong?
Is cringey? Yeah, because it'slike a twelve year old would spell
hot. You're so hot you likeyou're a grown man and you're sending that
to me. I don't know.I always feel like if I spell it
out like that, it's like hot, Okay, what are you wearing?
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Don't even tell me that people arestill using this one. Did it hurt
when you fell from heaven? Imean, I know some people are stop
it. I know some people stopwho thinks you know someone? So that
would be you? It's not me. No, Like I know what core
opening text. It's something like beautifulto match with you or something like that,
(36:07):
just to get going. And thenif there's if there's something within the
profile that I can pull on,then I'll comment on that beautiful to match
with you today, on this fineday in this beautiful city. It's beautiful.
Is this why I'm single? Thisis why I'm single? The word
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hey with multiple why's at the endlike hey, and the letter is DTF,
which is down to F. Imean, I just questioned it out
there. There's a bunch of questions. Then you know what somebody wants rather
than somebody going beautiful to match withOkay, And I'm just gonna take that
really beautiful. This whole experience I'mhaving right now, it's very beautiful.
Why did you go to voice?I did it. I went to creepy
(36:53):
guy. Oh, it's very beautiful. If it was Paud would be like
wo isn't this made a match madeand rock and roll heaven? Isn't it
beautiful to match with you? Yep, I'm just gonna stop you that.
Yeah, the lake beautiful to haveyou here today, Rock ninety five five
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ninety five minutes, so beautiful,commercial free Rock is up next on the
beautiful Rock ninety five to five,beautiful ninety five minutes, commercial free Rock.
We just kicked it off right there. It's Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning. You know the Olympicsstart on Friday, and get petty,
yes, petty. Even people whodon't normally watch sports usually tune in
(37:37):
and see what's going on. Butthere is a terrible take. What's the
terrible take? It's Tuesday. Tuesday'sterrible take is, let's not call all
of these sports. Some of theevents are sports, but others, maybe
we should call them competitive spectacles.This is somebody's terrible take. Not mine
(37:58):
the difference between a sport, artand a competitive spectacle, they say,
is simple. A sport is somethingyou can play without a judge, referee,
or umpire. You get together,you play, you compete, like
basketball or something. Everyone knows therules and the score without anyone else hanging
around. A competitive spectacle is somethingthat requires someone else to determine a winner
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and a loser. So track andfield, basketball, swimming, table tennis,
beach, volleyball, water polo,all sports. There's judges involved.
Skateboarding you mean not judges involved,not judges involved. Yeah, well,
it's things that you can do inreal life without judges. Skateboarding, surfing,
gymnastics, diving, not sports insteadcompetitive spectacles. I disagree. I
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highly disagree. And this sounds likethe most unathletic person who hasn't been able
to throw a ball ever in theirlives. It's never played a sport.
They can't and is like mad,Why are you mad? Why do you
have to debate it? They're Olympians. All of those events take a very
special set of skills and they arethe top of their game in the world,
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and they're being honored in this andyou just want to shade them.
You just want to shade them.Some people have argued over the years that
certain things are not sports, suchas race car driving not a sport.
I think it is. You can't. I can't sit in the car for
four hours and drive like that.Some people have said WWE is not a
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sport. Don't start that argument.I mean there's athleticism involved. Yes,
there's a lot of choreography there aswell. Yes, but the injuries are
real, the athleticism is real,the steroids are real, all of that.
Boy, But I'm very excited aboutthe Olympics that we all are.
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Bring on the break in competition.That is a sport. Okay, it's
Rock and the sports of Request Warsis up next. Be here, get
ready to vote Rock ninety five five. It's now time for Request Wars.
(40:14):
Arm your torpedoes. Are you surewe should do that? Yes, we're
sure we should do that. Prepareyour best smacked off because this is gonna
get real in about a second.On the Angie Taylor Show, Request War,
this is how it works. Yousend us a theme, a music
theme every single day to eight fourfour ninety five fifty and then Marris and
(40:36):
I will pick a song based onyour theme and we battle it out.
Then you vote on which one youwant to hear on the radio. Whoever
gets the most votes wins. Allright, let's do this. I am
the five time champion right now ofRequest Wars. Got to break this street.
Our theme today came from area codethree one five and said, hey,
(40:57):
since you're Rock ninety five to fiveBattle rock songs from ninety five,
Oh from the year nineteen ninety five. Yeah, great year, let's do
it. I'm talking some grunge backthen, all right, songs from ninety
five maris Europe first, I am, and I'm leading off with filter.
Hey Man, nice shot, nicestower? Was that your windows seventy four
(41:39):
wind windows filter? Haymen, niceshot windows filter? Heymn, nice shot.
If that is your pick, texta letter M to eight four four
nine ninety five fifty. My songtoday is from the band Silver Chair Tomorrow.
(42:15):
God Boy, Yes, silver ChairTomorrow. If that's your pick,
text the letter A to eight fourfour five fifty. Let's get the votes
in. That's how this works.You gotta vote. Rock the vote Baby.
It's Rock ninety five to five andninety five minutes commercial free, still
(42:36):
going. It's really beautiful to matchwith you today on Rock ninety five to
five. I just want you toknow you said it's so much better than
me. Can you give me avoice memo and then I can put it
in my program. You have thatgood voice that says it. You should
like can when you're matching with somebodyon a dating app, can you send
them a voice note? Yeah?Do that? Well, they gotta come
(43:00):
unicaid first. Yeah. Well,I'm just saying, if you're gonna say
it was beautiful to manage with youin text, it looks real creepy,
But if you say it like yourcreepy voice, it sounds creepy. So
you just double nagged it. Yah'llsay that anymore. All right, good
morning, roadies. We are votingnow for requests wars. Did you get
your votes in yet? We needthem? We need your votes. Today's
(43:22):
theme it came from area code threeone five saying, hey, since you're
rock ninety five to five battles rocksongs from ninety five for the year nineteen
ninety five. Oh, I saywhat you did there? Okay? Maris's
pick today filter? Hey man,my shot, I would say beautiful,
(43:43):
shock, wow, wow. Younever gonna live it down. I got
a long list of stuff learned alot about you today. All right,
is this worser better than the Hinderstory? I don't know, they're equally
creepy. You put that Hinder storywith a Bible boner and then the beautiful
(44:07):
mm that's a lot. That's realbad filter. Hey man, nice shots
out of context. We just can'tcall it a Bible boner. Well,
okay, kind of did. Allright, It's at your pick today.
Text letter M to eight four fourninety five to fifty. You can go
with my song today from ninety five. Silver chair tomorrow, wait till tomorrow.
(44:34):
It's gonna beautiful, purtful. Yes, bad boys. If you want
silver chair tomorrow, text the letterA to eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty. Give me all yourtexts. Give it to me, Give
it to me. I could takeall of your texts. I could take
them all the same. Damn timeeight four four ninety five fifty. It's
(44:59):
ninety five minutes free. I'm rockninety five to five, living in beautiful
Chicago, eighty six degrees today,eighty six degrees. Wanta tell the bitch,
please raise these puppies and your teaswhich snoop, snoop. Thank you
for listening. It's rock ninety fiveto five. Good morning, good morning,
(45:20):
all right, thank you for allthe votes we got today for Request
Wars. Lots of votes today.The theme that we appreciate getting themes all
the time. But the theme todaycame from area code three one five.
Hey, since you're rock ninety fiveto five battle rock songs from ninety five?
You got it? Maris headfilter,Hey man, nice shot, I
had a silver chair tomorrow. Whatdo we got for a winner? Again?
(45:44):
Thank you for all the votes.We do have a winner. Same
thing we do every night, Pinkytry to take over the world, Pinky
in the brain. Maris won today. Very nice, Maris. Yes,
broke that five game street Cat too. You get close to what was it
fourteen? Again? Yeah, I'mnot even close. You know if we're
going to break that this year?But hey, nic shot, Maris's filter
(46:08):
ninety five minutes commercial free still goand I'll rock ninety five to five.
It's rock ninety five to five.Yes, we have more Metallica tickets tomorrow
around eight twenty with Don't Kill Angie, so be here, and we're pulling
a front row winner on Friday.Let's go to the head of all the
roadies, the secretary of the show. You better not have one thing to
(46:30):
say about me because it's been veryMara centric today. There are so many
Maras things to say today. Goahead, Jay the gay listen this morning,
we discovered that Alexa knows twenty piecesof Benze's slang, with more to
be added in the future. Now, Tony, you can ask about tea,
sauce and air, which apparently issomething other than what we breathe.
(46:51):
Okay, well, actually though,listen, I got a little sneak peak
as some of the extra turns thatgen Z used that'll be added soon and
things like adult onset, alcoholic,hypolhundriac, deflated, worn down, and
old potato, which ironically are alljust slaying away just saying Antie Taylor,
Damn is that on the anti Alexa? Alex, That's what it is?
(47:16):
What else you and if you askwhat dork comic con nerd and creepy dude
at church who hit his ball roomwith the Bible means, you'd end up
with merrit Yes, and that wouldbe beautiful. No, not at all.
I don't think it's beautiful that he'shiding his bone or at church of
the Bible. I mean weird.What else are you supposed to hide it
(47:36):
with? Jay? Definitely not theBible, God whoever sitting next to you
in the pew. I don't knowwhat. I don't know. I don't.
Your mom's gonna have a talk withyou today about church. Yeah,
where can we find your gohead?Go ahead, you have one more.
(47:57):
Also, yesterday Auntie finally fulfilled heedhis to be in a boat. Only
she was surrounded by tons of otherpeople. I'm not shirtless guys who look
like Jack Nicholson. So it wasclearly a one off event. Yeah.
No, there was no risk breakingor falling a little board drunk, as
the office betting pool had assumed wouldhappen. Instead, we got some boat
naming fun. Okay, Angie.If you were handed the boat, you
would name it trash Boat Taylor,which, when you figure out the cargo
(48:19):
would be carrying, it could alsobe called Franken Tit's monster. Oh my
goodness for Maris. Yes, hewould call his I can't swim, which
would be really helpful for rescuers toread when the boat is capsited and he's
already to run. Oh, Ijust figured it out. You're opening line
when you match with somebody should beI can't swim. See how they respond
(48:40):
to them, and then you'll knowif you have like somebody. Maria's in
here. Hi, Maria, youmissed it. We got a new omears
is a When he matches with girlson dating sites, his opening line on
the text is beautiful that we matched. It's you don't match with girls.
(49:01):
Beautiful? What was it? It'sbeautiful to match with you? Beautiful to
match was worse? Yeah, thewait worse, beautiful to match with you.
I'm just gonna throw my phone inthe lake and yeah, dive in
after it. Yeah, and thenget an apple. All right? Where
(49:22):
can we find your notes? Everyday? I will be dead before hi
dot com and click on the AngieTaylor Chat. Thank you for the dragging.
If you missed anything from the show, all of Zameras today was beautiful,
chef's kiss, beautiful, beautiful tosearch the Antie Taylor Show wherever you
get your podcasts, but especially onthe free iHeartRadio app. It's time for
(49:46):
the ten o'clock toast on the AngieTaylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at
ten am, joiner and a toastthe fellowship chug a chug it on a
beautiful day. Today's ten o'clock toastgoes out to this dog, so listen.
I don't like toilet humor. Youdon't know. I am a lady.
(50:10):
It's so refined over here, Iam a refined lady. This dog.
However, if the Guinness Book ofWorld Records kept track, this dog's
fart could be the longest. Idon't even like saying that word. The
longest fart of all time? Ft, I don't like it. Here,
listen to this dog's fart right here, still going eighteen seconds, eighteen seconds
(50:50):
amazing. Oh, I feel badfor that owner. There's a I know
right like, what are you feedingthat dog? But a bunch of sites
claimed that a British guy holds therecord for the longest faart at two minutes
and forty two seconds. What whatwas he eating? Was he decayed?
He's just all of gas? Whathe's a big ball of gas. He's
(51:15):
the BP station that sounds so that'sdisgusting it right, he had to be
soo him or something. My gosh, shout out to that dog, poor
thing. I think the dog's fineafter eighty now seconds, but that would
you know? The build up musthave been awful. The squat that dog
(51:37):
had in the video that it justdid not look comfortable. The dog really
wanted to go poo, but that'sall they came out. But good for
that dog right like, Hey,don't do it around me, but do
it somewhere else, you know,get it out, don't keep it in,
just let it out. Oh,let it out. It's don't cry
(51:58):
out, just keep it inside.You learn how to hid your feeling.
What song is this? It's avery old one. Clearly it's in the
Bible. Yes, about holding farts. Yes, thank you for listening.
Oh my god, is he back? Is he back? The wonderful Walt
(52:21):
is returned. Walter flocka swam.It's bad going forward to the paint.
It's about time. Oh my gosh, stab me, Walt. Walt is
back. Thank god. We areso happy. Rocky the Rooster is up
in minutes with Walt. He's gotyour thousand dollars keyword. Make sure you're
listening. Rocky would never faart likethat, You never, Michael Stripe.
(52:45):
Yes, probably it goes vegan partstoo. Oh boy, all right,
have a great day's back tomorrow,Rock ninety five to five
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