August 1, 2024 • 56 mins
A good Thursday morning (which will lead into a stormy Thursday afternoon) but what does it matter because Lollapalooza is here finally. While some of us will be streaming the four day fest (I am some of us,) others like our very own Ninja Turtle/Wolverine hybrid will be found wandering the ground. The same could be said for Angi, who will spend most of her time trying to remember where she exactly buried all her drugs. While it should be a completely inebriated good time, over on the other side of the world, patrons are not so lucky. In our very Olympic centric show this me, we found out that Paris is apparently not the place to be when it comes to enjoying athletes performing at their peak. This is not a knock on the people who are giving it their all but the event itself because it turns out booze is not served at any of the Olympic venues. That's right, if you want to be a soccer hooligan, you're going to need to do it sober since all the wine and beer has been locked up (to be fair, they probably just assumed Angi was coming for the show and wanted to be precautious.) Needless to say, fans are pissed that they can't enjoy a cold one on 100 degree days and with good reason. If I'm going to watch people compete, I want to be completely bombed (which is good advice on how to get through five of these shows a week as well.) Marris reminded us that when Qatar had the World Cup, fans were also not allowed to drink in the stadiums but there was at least tailgating outside to get fans in the proper mood. Worse than no drinks in the stadium where pommel horse bro and large dong swimmer are is that there are no venues within the area that people can get turnt up at as well. They do offer soda but if that soda isn't filled with booze, why even bother drinking it? Of course, there is a stipulation (shocker) that the VIP lounges allow people to have booze. So not only are you paying an arm, leg and spleen to go to these events, you also have to pay extra or be special to get your hands on some hooch. Needless to say (even though I just rambled on about it,) people are furious. A guy who came all the way from Albuquerque found out the hard way after walking up and down the streets looking for refreshment only to find it did not exist. Angi said she would demand a refund and Marris said he would go anywhere else. The smartest solution though is pretty simple honestly, just go wine country while in France and watch the events on TV. That's what we're doing here and we have been drunk for days now.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Switchworts Rocket ninety five to five. We got Switchfoot tickets today, Yes,
Switchfoot Blue October and Matt Nathanson tickets. We got Bush tickets,
we got Hoodie tickets. Good morning, it's the Angie Taylor's Show. Hello,
Hello Roadies, Good morning, Marisa Day, Happy Lalla day. I
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got Mary. What happened Mary's? You know I need to
get a picture of Maras today. Okay, Maris, you came
in here looking like mmmmm, Maris has a fresh haircut,
one wearing a muscle shirt. Two you guys are on
a wolverine necklace. Three Mares is wearing a wolverine necklace.
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You're trying to get some Marvel pooty tang at Lollapalooza today.
I mean, if it happens, it happens. Woo. Mares, you
got the Ninja turtletats out they're always at. What else
we got on here? We got some shorts, we got
some audiitos marasm mm hmmm, how you doing it? Just
gotta be Laala and I just out here popping. You're
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just out here. Marius is looking for a girlfriend today.
I love it. Good morning, good morning, hey, thank you
so much for being here. Yes, it is Lala Day today.
It's going to be eighty six. It is humid as hell.
The showers and thunderstorms are coming today, expected around like
four or five o'clock, so you know, make sure you're
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d You, Happy birthday. You have been hicked right in
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We're gonna tell you what happened on this day. Next.
Rock ninety five to five. Smoke Alosa Man, Pink Floyd,
where'd you bury the weed over there? Alll let me know, Hey,
Rock ninety five to five, good morning, It's the Antie
Taylor Show. Let's tell you what happened on this day.
(02:37):
Today is August first. It's almost spooky season. Really one
more month until spooky is.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Two more monkeys August September Spooky.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Spooky, Okay, August first. On this day in nineteen fifty nine,
Joe Elliott was born. He's sixty five today. Def Leppard
lead singer of course, band's biggest hits, Rock of Ages. Photograph,
love bites, por some sugar on me, all of it
all great love, Joe Elliott.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
On this day in nineteen thirty six, the Olympic torch
appeared for the first time at the opening ceremonies in Berlin.
The ceremony was presided over by Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wow what a time. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That Olympics is the one I think about. With Jesse
Owens winning the goal.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, amazing. On this day in nineteen eighty one, MTV
was launched in an estimated two million homes at midnight.
It started off with the words ladies and Gentlemen rock
and roll. The first video show was Video Killed the
Radio Star by the Buggles, whose prophecy did not come true.
Thank you very much. In fact, MTV gave up playing
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videos years ago, and nobody's heard from the Buggles in decades,
and yet here you are listening to the radio. MTV
killed itself, Yes it did. Shout out to the president
of iHeart Media, Bob Pittman, who started MTV.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh yes, nice, nice hm. And today is Florida Man.
Florida man arrested after returning a rental car with nine
pounds of meth inside.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And the most Florida thing possible. Right, you forgot your meth, sir,
come back. That's what happened on this day. Thanks for
being with us. Today is Rock ninety five to five
pro Jam on Rock ninety five to five. The Job,
The Job, Angie Taylor Show, Good mourning Roadies. Maris walked
in here today just full of piss and vinegar and
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wearing his Marvel Universe wolverine necklace. Yep, wolverine necklace. That's hot.
Why did you tuck it into your shirt because I
was climbing it. You better pull that out there. Yeah,
you know, I was moving around, I was doing stuff.
It's just kind of better flesh he went in there,
you know. So, speaking of Marvel, Deadpool and Wolverine. Yes,
the movie has one hundred and eighteen F bombs.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I was wondering, like I wanted to do a count
because they're just letting them fly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
One hundred and eighty. It's a lot. That's a lot,
but it's far from a record, I mean, but it's
a lot for like, guess it is a lot for
the pros. Yes, here's some movies with more F bombs
in it. Scarface, of course. Yeah, two hundred and twenty six. Yeah,
so dead Pull Wolverine number I mean, twenty six. Half
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of what Scarface has. That's not bad. The Big Lebowski
two hundred and sixty, Oh my goodness, Pulp Fiction two
hundred and sixty five, Reservoir Dogs two sixty nine, Straight
Out of Compton three to ninety two. Geez, Casino one
of my most favorite movies, probably top three. Casino four
hundred and twenty two. Uncut Joms. Did you see Uncut Gems?
(05:50):
I because it's on Netflix. In it, I don't know
if it's on Netflix. Oh, Uncut Gems is a great movie.
I couldn't take it though, because it's extremely anxiety inducing,
like Adams, I couldn't take it. But uncut, excuse me,
uncut gems as number two with five hundred and sixty
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F bombs, number one movie with the most F bombs
of all time. Take a while, guess you won't guess
it though, because it's kind of out of left field.
I'm just gonna say the Wizard of Oz, Yes that
Dorothy uh No. Number one is the Wolf of wall Street.
That it makes, which makes sense. Five hundred and sixty
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nine F bombs in that movie, whereas Deadpool Wolverine has
one hundred eight. They didn't even do anything except the Yeah,
the Wolf of wall Street. All they did was swear
and do drugs. That's it. And then and then have
sex with Margaret Robbie, which was really hot. So yeah,
she's she's did we both just have the same moment? Yeah,
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we had that moment. All right, I'm gonna tell you
what's up for your day, Roadies. Don't go anywhere. Rock
ninety five to five. We cannot be saying no, but
that's okay. Rap ninety five to five. Good morning, roadies,
it's the Angie Taylor Show. Thank you for being here
with us today. Let's tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of crap for your day.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Here, what's up? Olympic update? Team USA snagged four more
medals at the Olympics yesterday, including another gold. Nice badass
swimmer Katie Ledecki broke her own Olympic record in the
fifteen hundred meter freestyle. It's a twelfth medal of her
career in eighth gold. Well done, Katie. Yes, both tie
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all time records for American female swimmers. We also snagged
a silver in women's one hundred meter freestyle courtesy of
Tory Husky Husk spelled Husky, plus a silver in women's
BMX and a bronze in women's canoeing A women, A women.
You accounted for all of Team you say medals yesterday's
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well done? US is still leading with thirty medals. Right on, ladies,
making it happen, Okay, Maris, I hate to tell you
this go ahead. An anti human trafficking sting operation resulted
in fourteen arrests at comic con cops work both sides.
(08:24):
They went undercover as sex buyers and also posted fake
ads selling sex in order to catch would be buyers.
In addition to the arrest, ten victims were recovered and
offered services. Nine adults and one sixteen year old. Yeah,
Sanni o'coma con draws about one hundred thousand people every year.
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I'm not trying to like say there's something wrong with
the nerd community, but that's crazy. I'm assuming these cops
went out dressed as sailor Moon. Yeah. Probably they all
had wolverine necklaces on in stange Lava Palooza. Here we
are It's Lala Day. Yes, we are here. We are here.
It kicks off today. A lot of people are like, well,
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what can I bring? What can I not bring? All
bags are searched before entry. FYI. Small clutch purses and
fanny packs that are six by nine or smaller don't
need to be clear, but can't have more than one pocket. Right.
Hydration packs are allowed, do not need to be clear,
but must be emptied of all liquid and have no
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more than two pockets in addition to the one holding
all the water. So yeah, clear bags are fine. Baby
strollers are fine, binoculars are fine. Cameras are fine, but
basic ones. Yeah, you can't bring in your ultra zoom.
No empty reusable water bottles and hydration packs fine. Sunscreen
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good factory sealed narc hand kits are okay as well,
which is good. Okay. Some of the things that are
prohibited anything bigger than a larger than a twelve by
six bag or whatever, small clutch aerosol containers. That means
sunscreen too, so sunscreen. Get the like tube one with
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the like the squishy one, not the arisol one. You
cannot bring blankets, You cannot bring Frisbees coolers, any and
all professional audio equipment. Recording equipment not allowed, the professional
cameras not allowed, drones not allowed, hammocks not allowed. Does
somebody want to really want to? Yes? Where are you
(10:34):
hooking them up in the trees over on the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Side, Yeah, the stages that are basically surrounded, I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Cannot comfort, illegal and illicit substances of any kind, okay,
outside food or beverage. Umbrellas not allowed. Pets not allowed
except service animals, selfie sticks, no skateboards, no uh chairs
of any kind. No and all Chicago parks prohibits smoking
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of any kind, including vaping. I just put it in
my bra.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And I will say, if you haven't activated your wristband,
going to lalla, do that ahead. Of time, and there's
an option to get text message notifications.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yes, a lot of that is for sales. But with
storms coming the.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Next two days, yes, it'll be a good way to
find out what's going on with Laala on where to
go when the storms do come in.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That is right, they will be giving you updates on
the weather because today it's going to be like ninety rainy,
and by four or five o'clock storms are coming. So
just FYI have a great time at La La and
be safe and let's party. It's the Angie Taylor Show.
And yes, what's up for your day? Rock ninety five
to five on a smoker boat. That's what we said
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in high school. Such a high school thing to say,
Rock ninety five to five, Good morning. Hey, I gotta
tell you about what all these people in Paris are
dealing with at the Olympics, Like the spectator that are
going to all these events. They're pissed, oh about something
that's going on. I would be livid. I'll tell you
about that. Next Rock ninety five to five. We's off baby,
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Rock ninety five to five, Good morning, Happy Thursday at
Rhodes Angie Taylor Show. Imagine you're in Paris for the Olympics.
Right now, imagine okay, like take yourself into the space.
You're in Paris for the Olympics and you're going to
a soccer game. Oh yeah, yeah, you're going to a
soccer game. You and your boys. Do you go into
a soccer game? Mm? You get to the stadium. What's
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the first thing you're gonna do? Probably grab a beer? No,
what do you know that the Olympic facilities there's no
drinking what So the fans are pissed that are in Paris.
Right You're in France and there's no wine. You're at
a soccer game and there's no beer. It's one hundred
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degrees right now in Paris, and you can't have a
cold beer when you're watching the game. See. Now, here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
When Cutter had the World Cup, hmmm, they didn't have
beer inside the stadiums, but they had drinking tailgate facilities
around the area, and they told everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Like, hey, tailgate, Yeah, wait, here's what we have for you.
But France, of all places, not there not at any
of the other Olympic venues dotted around the center of
Paris either. So like, if you leave the stadium, and
you're going to another like event around the village or something.
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No booze at all. So I can't get turned up
in washingtymnastics. Oh I can't get turned up and watch rugby.
What about swimming? No, no turn up at the swimming.
Paris is only offering soft drinks and non alcoholic beers
for regular ticket holders. Oh here's the thing. Oh oh,
if you are in a VIP lounge, you get some booze.
But ha ha, yeah, of course there's a kicker. The
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people that are there are pissed because there's a lot
of Americans that went and they're like, we're in Paris
and there's not even any wine.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's not just the American alcoholism, yes, of course, national
alcoholic yes.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But I'm just reading an NBC thing where they're talking
about the Americans there that are pissed. But I guarantee
everybody's mad about it. This ups dude from Albuquerque said,
We've been walking up and down each side saying, well,
maybe there's a few tents up there that might sell
some booze, but no nothing. We went to soccer soccer
between Israel and Pataguay the other day and I'm like, oh,
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this is gonna be crazy. We get inside, no booze.
I would want a refund on my ticket. I would
go home, go home. You know what expensive it is
to go to one Olympic game. It's mad expensive. And
then you go and you can't turn up. I wouldn't
go home. I'd go to anywhere else in France, anywhere else. Yeah, yeah,
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we're going. Guess what. Our Olympic trip to France has
turned into a wine country trip in France. I love that.
That's crazy. I did not know that. I feel like
it's a missed opportunity for money. It's a missed yeah,
you know. Oh yeah, like, oh my god, do better
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for us France. It's rock DOWNNY five to five one
week from tomorrow. Oh man. Yeah, August is jam packed
and we just started. It's wild because we've begin We've
been giving these tickets away since like the Clinton administration.
I feel like it's been so long we've been giving
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away these damn Metellicate tickets. Finally, the show is next week,
rocking ninety five to five. Good morning and see Antie
Taylor show. The Olympics are going on. I want to
talk about your athletic fails in life. I mean, you're
seeing all the highlights. Maybe I saw a dude I
don't know what country he was from do the most
colossal belly flop off a diving board one of the
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divers I saw. Oh, it looks so painful. Worst timing
it were You're in the Olympics. There is no worse timing.
Then you finally you train your whole life, you get
to the Olympics, and then bowe them you belly flop
as a diver. Right. I was like, oh, that poor guy,
And I'm like, ooh, that must have hurt. I mean,
there's a lot of, you know, athletic fails that we
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have in our lives. If you have played any sport.
Look at the White Sox on a seventeen game losing straight.
I don't want to talk about it. Maybe you were
the kicker on the football team that missed that game
winning upright, mm bam, and then your your team would
have gone a state or something. I want to know
about your biggest athletic fail. Do you have one mask?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, my junior year varsity soccer. We're in the tournament
to go downstate. What position did you play in soccer?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I was goalie? You were a goalie. I was a
goalie over at Proviso West.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We are playing York in the conference tournament and the
next game you were going to go downstate.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You were a goalie. Yes, huh what, Well that requires
a lot of focus. I'm gonna just keep telling my
story here anyway. So anyway, coming from a yes, yes, yes,
So that's why I wasn't a goalie. York was one
of our biggest rivals.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It probably still is, and so it was a very
tense matchup, and I think it was either zero zero
or one one, and we're going in. We went into
extra time and this clock is ticking down and we're
looking up and I was like, all right, we're gonna
go into penalty kicks.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And they're like are you ready?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Scary, And I'm like, the other guy needs to come
in and do the penalty kicks.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And they're like, all right, we're going to get a sub.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
So we're trying to call a sub and then a
corner kick happens and they're like, hey, you gotta wait.
After the corner kick, you can go. So I'm thinking
in my head, like, hey, they've been pulled all the
everybody's in the box their goalies in the box. I'm
like thinking in my head, all right, cornerkick's going to
come in, get the ball and just go sprint.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Didn't work out like that.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
The ball dropped a lot sooner in front of me
than I can There's so many people in the box.
I'm looking for the ball. Next thing I know, five
hole right between the legs. Oh, they win the game
right between the legs, right between the legs.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's gonna be the most embarrassing goal on a goalie
is right between the legs, right. Yeah. It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And I was like one of three juniors on the
varsity team and the rest are seniors.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Did you get demoted?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Everybody's crying after the game, and I'm just like no,
I mean, I'm still on varsity.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I got demoted one time. I made varsity volleyball and
was like, I'm really good at serving. I can't play net,
but we rotated, so I suck at net. I don't
know why. I just I'm tall, but I just wasn't
playing very well and I lost so many Like when
somebody spikes on me at the net, I just freaked
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out all the time. I got scared. I was like, yeah,
you know, so they demoted me from varsity to JB.
Oh yeah, that was embarrassing. Okay, So I want to
hear about your personal fails in sports. Whatever it was. Maybe,
uh you almost had a three hundred and bowling not
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quite maybe, whatever it is, call us right now eight
four four ninety five fifty. I'm gonna give somebody tickets
to switch for Blue October and Matt Nathanson. But just
share the fail with us. We'll get over it, We'll heal.
It's rock ninety five to five. Speaking of ladies, Maris,
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you are out here trying to catch your lady today.
Did you take a video of Maris or you gonna
post that video of Maris's outfit today? Maris has a
Lalapalooza outfit on today. It's going to be Laala outfits
all weekend. He is looking for his comic con queen,
so she got to be a comic con or whatever.
(20:02):
You are in Full Star Wars a Marvel can a
lot of like he's looking for his queen today. You
brought it today, got the fresh fade, you know, you
got the guns out. I feel like the glasses are
making a difference. The glasses works just telling you, all right, hey,
we're talking about athletic fails because the Olympics are going on.
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I don't know if you guys saw that one dude
who was diving and did the most epic belly flop.
I mean, oh, can you imagine you work your whole
life to get to the Olympics and then you belly
flop as a diver. Terrible moment. Terrible. But we've all
had if you played any sport growing up, I feel
like everybody has an Olympic or an Olympic, an athletic fail.
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I want to hear what your athletic fail was. Eight four, four, nine, five,
ninety five to fifty. Let's go to Andy from Evanston.
Andy E, Good morning guy, Good morning all right Andy?
What is your sport and how did you fail? So?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I'm a cyclist frequently on the bicycle many times a week.
I do long rides like you know, twenty thirty miles,
love it And I just happened to go on a
twenty six mile ride last Sunday and as I was
flying down the road I tried to merge onto the
sidewalk and there was like a little lip in between
with some gravel. The gravel, It's always the gravel. And
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then my bike kind of swept from under me and
I slid about six feet forward on the gravel.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I left my lid.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Andy, I covered in scrapes, a lot of open flesh
and spring my wrist roadburn.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, Andy, I too am a cyclist. I'm not going
to tell you about my horrific cycling accident of last
year where I cracked my orbital bone and my eyes. Yes,
but I get it. Okay, Andy, that's amazing. Are you okay?
I'm okay. I always wear your helmet always. Oh thank
god I have my helmet because I I almost died.
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All right, Andy, thank you so much. You have a
great day. Thank you. Everybody hang on the line, you two.
Everybody hang in the line. Sobo's gonna get some tickets today.
Let's talk to Jillian from Monster. I hate Chilian.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Good morning. What was your sports fail?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
So when I was like twelve thirteen, I played town
softball nice and practice. I was really good, home runs great,
I was captured, love it.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
And then we got to games and I couldn't hit
the ball and I couldn't catch anything, oh anything.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
So after like the second game, the coach is like.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
You're going to ride the bench the rest of the seam.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh, you were so great in practice. There, you were
so great in practice. Do you think you just got
like stage fright?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
I guess so.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
My coach could never get me over it.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, there's something about like practice you can be like
so slick and so amazing, and then sometimes you just
get to the game and you're like, ah, freeze. Yeah yeah, oh, Jillian,
I'm sorry. Hang on the line, Jillian, hang on. Let's
go to Rick from Chicago.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Hi, Rick, Hey, guys, love you, guys on your show.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Love you.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So this is so far from an Olympic fail because
when now we're talking about freshman B football teams.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Hey, it's sports. I know it's a sports fail. It
qualifies what happened. So it's hard to feel the team.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
We are going back and forth with this, Uh not
much defense, scores every time, no even kicks after touchdowns,
just two point conversion tries.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
At the end of the game we're winning by a
few points. Coaches like, okay, they actually hauled us.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
We got to like kick the ball away punt and
we got this game.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
So they snapped the ball. We punt the ball away
and we're.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
All celebrating, we forget how football works, and they run
it back for a touchdown because well tackle, you know what.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I feel like I've seen that happen in pro football
though before you know.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah it was freshman b but man, you.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Start, you start celebrating, and then bam.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
God, there he goes down the sideline for the win.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh that sucks. Rick hang on the line. Oh my god,
let's get it. Yeah. Let's go to Andrew from Valpo. Hey, Andrew, Hey,
how's it going. It's going good? Tell us about your
sports fail, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So it was.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I think I was like in six or seventh grade
with little league baseball. We were in the semi finals
for the tournament.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's very serious. Yes, we were bottom of the eighth.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We were up like two points and the other team
had bases loaded and a pop fly was hit to
me in centerfield and instead of catching the ball normally
with the men above my head, I decided to hold
it out in front of me oh and put the
ball drop into the glove. Ball. The ball landed in
the glove, but then it bounced.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It bounced. There was They scored three and uh, I
forget what movie it was, but there was a movie
I don't know. I think I want to say it
was like I don't and it was the dude in
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the movie did the same thing. It was the Big
Game and baseball and he like dropped the ball or
it bounced, and then they did a whole sequence of
what would have happened to his life if he would
have caught that ball and they would have like been
the champions, and then he would have gone. It was
like a whole thing. I forget what movie it was.
It's so old, but that reminds me of that so much. Andrew,
(25:46):
Oh damn, yeah, Andrew hanging the line, let's go back
to Rick from Chicago Wreck. I know you ran the
wrong way, but I'm gonna have you run to switch
Foot Blue October and Matt Nathan said, Okay, awesome, let's go.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I mean you didn't run the wrong way, you just
celebrate a little too early. The other team ran the
right way. Okay, Yes, I'm gonna send you have I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, but like, look you got sweet tickets, so baller. Okay,
I'm awesome, let's go. Yes, you're so welcome. Hey, thank
you so much for listening. We love you for it.
Rick awesome, all right, You're so welcome August seventeenth at
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the Venue at Horseshoe you get to play a little gambling.
Tickets available for anybody else at ticketmaster dot com. Thank
you for the calls. It's rock ninety five to five,
Rock ninety five five. Good morning, Happy weekend, Eve, Happy Thursday,
gonna be ninety today, storms coming in about like four
or five o'clock. More importantly, Happy Laladay, Happy Laladay? Ever
(26:50):
bought a Happy Laladay? The nineties so hot, right, so
hot right now, the nineties. Everybody's doing nineties fashion. The
music is back. Blink one eight two is headlighting for Lalla.
BuzzFeed put together a list of random pop culture facts
from the nineties that you might not know, and these
(27:11):
are interesting. Did you know that the Tickle Me Elmo
toy was supposed to be Tickle Me Taz, like the
Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes? You're fine. The company that
made it didn't initially have rights to use Alma, but
they eventually got them. It's interesting. It's Alma's world. The
(27:34):
Spice Girls didn't come up with their nicknames. A UK
magazine editor did because they were too lazy to remember
their real names. Apparently, Wow, did you have did you hp?
Did you have polly pockets?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Polypockets? My daughter loved polypockets. Polly pockets originally were tiny
because the creator used a makeup powder compact to make
a portable dollhouse for his daughter, and he came up
with the idea of Oh, let me put like little
characters in here. Genius comes from weird places. Yeah. Tom
Hanks and director Robert Zamacis use their own money to
(28:10):
shoot two scenes in Forrest Gump because Paramount refused to
increase the budget. One of the scenes was Forrest running
across the country, which is one of the best scenes. Yes,
it's iconic.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I just keep running. The lyrics, the lyrics from Britney
Spears song hit Me Baby One More Time. Uh huh,
we're a mistake. The Swedish songwriters, I believe it was
Max Martin and them thought the word hit was slang
for call me on the phone, so it would have
been called me on the phone baby one more time,
(28:44):
which would have sounded stupid. Yeah that I'm glad they
messed up.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Director James James Cameron wanted to make Jurassic Park before
Steven Spielberg beat him to the film's rights. He envisioned
it being darker and nastier, like Aliens with dinosaurs. I
could see that, yeah, and I'd actually love to see
that happen. Steve Jobs wanted the iMac to be called
(29:09):
the macmh I'm glad they didn't. That sounds like a
McDonald's product. They didn't. The MacMahon. RuPaul had an unexpected
friendship with Nirvana. They met at the nineteen ninety three
MTV VMAs and we're besties, RuPaul in all of Nirvana.
That's awesome, We're besties. Yes. And then finally, George Lucas
(29:30):
asked Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Robert Zamacis to direct
Star Wars Episode one, The Phantom Menace. They all said
no because they felt like Lucas needed to do it. Interesting.
A little nineties trivia for you all. Thank you so
much for listening. It's Rock ninety five to five Rock
(29:51):
ninety five five. Good Thursday morning, Roadies. Thank you for listening.
Angie Taylor's show. Listen. Oh I gonna talk to you dudes.
What happened in an ongoing series of me trying to
explain things that you should not put in your butt? Oh,
we're back, We're back. Yes, this one is crazy. Why
(30:13):
you guys put things in your butt? They're not supposed
to be. I don't know why you're looking at me
asking this. I'm like, y'all, no, but like some things
don't go in there. A thirty one year old man
in Vietnam suffered severe pain after stuffing a live eel
up his butt. Why did I think it was a fish?
A live eel, which then tried to bite its way
(30:36):
out of his large intestine. That sounds so painful. The
horrified medics discovered a twenty six inch eel in his baho.
That's over two feet long. Eel up in there? Oh
my god. They sat on the X ray this last weekend,
(31:00):
initially failed to remove it because the patient also had
a lemon lodged in his booty hole. Are we seasonings
that eel? What are we doing here? Come on, seasoned eel?
You know seafood is always good With a little squeeze
a lemon on it. Surgeons had to cut through his
(31:21):
abdomen to pull the eel out and then remove the lemon.
Without treatment, he would have died, but he'll now have
to live with a colossomy bag for the rest of
his life. Well done, sir, first time the hospital had
to remove a live animal from inside someone. You guys,
we'll stop putting inappropriate things in your bowl. I thought
(31:45):
you were about to share story time. I was gonna
be like, no, you guys, a twenty six inch eel. No,
maybe like a seven inch heel or something that doesn't
make it better, that does not make it better. Well,
it's right, we can work for that, but twenty six
inches woo. You tried it all right, Thank you so
(32:07):
much for listening. Thank you for listening. I hope it
felt good while I was in there. I don't know.
But the lemon, that's just the lemons. Stop circ ango?
Why not an apple? Because seafood? Okay, it's time to
send your text in everybody, we read your text every
(32:28):
single day eight four four ninety five to fifty. We
want to know what's up with you, what's on your mind,
what you got going on? Are you going to law la?
Do you want to give a shout out? What's happening?
You have questions, set it in eight four four ninety
five fifty. We're going to read all of your texts. Next.
Let's take some calls from the request line. Oh, number one,
(32:50):
thank you for all the text today, roadies. Thank you
for the text every day. Thank you for listening every day.
Thank you for just being amazing. That's right, Yeah, roadies,
You're all great, all of them. Ever last money. All right,
let's go through these texts today. Seven oh eight. Good morning,
guys and gals. Toe truck Ken here took today and
tomorrow off started my Vaca palooza today because Klinger hook
(33:14):
me up with four day passes to Lalla and next
week I got Hoody and Metallica. Oh busy. Oh wait
a minute, now to truck can is gonna get flagged? Yeah,
you're getting flagged. That's too many tickets. You can't have
them all. No, have a great time. We're kidding, have
a great time, trash man, Tim. I love you, and
(33:36):
I think about you and the times that we had
have fun at Laala. I buried some malli next to
the pole by the baseball field. Yes which baseball field? Well,
any poll, by any baseball field. We're digging it up today.
Bring your shovels. Eight four seven. Becky from Lansing said,
good morning, my favorite radio people. I have an idea
for requests wars bands with siblings. Not sure if it
(34:00):
was already done. Have a great day. We're doing it, yes, right,
and we're doing it today, Becky, Thank you. Chad from Juliet,
Good morning, guys. It's Chad. Thanks for playing today's kick
in the crotch. What if we play oh Anthra ex
in public Enemy bringing the noise? He said, I really
needed that kick. Seven seven three. Good morning from Dave,
the head rodio of sixty nine. Yeah brother, two and nine,
(34:26):
Good morning you guys, love you so much. Want to
give a shout out to my boyfriend Mark, who's listening
to you guys as well. Tell my baby that I
love him.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Your baby loves you. But today is National Girlfriend Day,
so she's our girlfriend today, my girlfriend. Eight one five.
Good morning Angie and big am you guys rock. Hearing
you guys help me helps me get through the workday.
Want to give a shout out to all my fellow
Porter pipe drivers. What's what's the porter is a Porter
(34:59):
pipe drive? Yeah? Uh? Six three? Oh are you dishing
the dirt on the Olympics, Like the guy competing that
is a convicted pedophile, that dude. Yeah, do you know
about that, dude? I've heard about it, but I've been
ignoring him on purpose. I forget which country he is,
like Denver Lence, Yeah, and a twelve year old when
(35:22):
he was like nineteen, and they let him compete, Like,
get the hell out of here, Like, what the hell's
going on? No, that is sick. Yeah. I haven't seen
him compete, and I completely forgot what sport he competes
him but it's obses Okay, but they said that every
time he comes out, he just gets constantly booed, as
he should. I'm sure they don't. I'm sure they don't
(35:44):
televise it, but why would you let him compete? All right,
we're talking about sports fails at eight one to five.
It's funny you brought up bowling. My first time going
for three hundred, I got so nervous going into the
tenth frame. I hit my ankle, fell on the lane
and got a gun. Then I proceed to a spare
strike for two eighty to eighty. Still gray, but like
(36:05):
when you're that close. Becky from Lansing. Oh, I already
had that one. Krew fan said, lemon in your ass?
What the F I don't know, dude. It was a
twenty six inch eel and a lemon. This is why
I do these PSAs, because you dudes. It's you dudes,
and I don't hear these stories about women just saying
(36:27):
I can't say anything. I'd just say I can't say
anything to that. I'll continue to make sure that your
booty health is good. Thank you for listening. I'm gonna
tell you what's up for your day next ac DC
rock on you five to five. Good morning roadies, Happy Thursday,
Happy Lalla day to you. Hey, I have some tickets
for you. I have some tickets to Bush. You got
(36:47):
to keep me alive though in don't kill Angie. It's
your favorite game? Calling now to play eight four four
ninety five fifty. Oh chill and it's only five. Yes,
let's do this, shall we? You ready? I don't Let's
go to go to Popo from Crown Point Hot Well.
(37:13):
Good morning, Good morning, oh morning, and boyfriend, how you
doing today?
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Not too bad? I just start our work, okay, good
way to starts the morning. We're talking to YouTube Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
We love you for that. Hey, what do you do
for work?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I just I drive around.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
I checked water pump stations around the like.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You check water park stations. Oh, water pump stations. Yes,
the water pump I love it. Okay, cooling, Yes, it's
so exciting. I love that for you, Poo. I love
it and it's very sexy. So, Papo, we're gonna play.
Don't kill Angie? You ready to go?
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All right, let's do it. I want to give you
these bush tickets. Man, take it away our narratar. Berkeley's
here and a half shell wearing an Ewok muscle shirts
and wolverine necklace. It's mess, yes, Pabo. Angie loves it all.
I love it, Happy Lolla, looser day.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Angie is making fun of me today for all of
my nerd gear. I have my Ewok muscle shirt and
I'm rocking this Wolverine chain.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's very hot.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Angie thinks that I will find a nerd love of
my life this weekend at Lalla. She's going to canvass
the ground and give away backstage passes to a girl
who seems worthy. Now, Pabo, the important question of the
day is what kind of woman.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
Should Angie be looking for a girl with huge knockers
or a four eyed freak to match me with my
new glasses?
Speaker 4 (38:52):
I try to keep her alive for the bush.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Let's go with the huge knockers. Huge knockers for the
huge knockers for the By the way, before you we
get started here, we're having computer problems today, so our
sound effects are not loading. So today the sound effects
will be done by HP in prison tattoo. Yeah, okay,
here we go. A fine choice, indeed, a fine choice.
(39:17):
Indeed you pick the woman with huge naka.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Angie goes out into the crowd to find the perfect
girl to match me.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
This is so sweet of her.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
She's interviewing a bunch of girls and finds ones that
she thinks would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
This girl says to Angie, you've been up since three am.
Oh my god, you must be so tired. You're like working,
and you went to Lollapalooza. Here have a four loco.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
And Angie has never had a four loco and thinks
it's just fuddle water.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
She slams three.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
And oh no, Angie has exploded on site.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And now you never get to meet the woman of
my dreams. You killed Angie. This whole thing was worth
it just to hear the sound of it. I'm so sorry.
You're still qualified for our grand prize.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Streaming goat.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh thank god you knew the screaming go fairy because
we didn't have the screaming go fairy. But you guys
did a great job with the sound effects today. Thank
you and you Pabo have tickets to Bush. My man,
you so much. You do. You have a girl with
big knockers that you're going to bring to Bush.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (40:51):
You know what, maybe I can find one there.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh, there you go. That's a good idea. Have a
great time. It's Bush Loaded the Greatest Hits Tour with
special guests Jerry Cantrell and Candlebox. August seventh. That is
a week from tomorrow. At no, it's not, it's next week.
It's just next week. I don't know what day it
is at Huntington. Thank you. Wednesday, Huntingdon Banke Pavilion, Northerly Island.
(41:17):
Have a great time, Pobo.
Speaker 7 (41:19):
Okay, thank you very much, have a great thok.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I love you for listening. I just want to tell
you that, oh thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Think you'll get on the show.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh it was my pleasure, really, all right, pleasure? Thank you.
Hang on the line. We'll get you all hooked up.
Tickets at live nation dot com for anybody else that
wants to go. Thank you for playing Don't Kill and
Joe execution was an order. And now we pray for
Angie Soul, whatever's left of Angie Soul. Rock ninety five
five nine inch nails and your eyeballs Rocket ninety five
(41:53):
to five. Good morning. You want to borrow my spectacles?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Why because you were straining to see?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Why do you have to call out all my imperfections?
I'm sorry you want to talk about my long back now? No,
I don't because that makes me sad. Yeah, well that's
all sad, all sad. Good morning, It's Rock ninety five
to five. It's the Antie Taylor Show. Listen, hey, roadies,
I need you. I need all my roadies. I especially
need my head roadies to show up for us. We
(42:20):
are back on tour finally. Everybody's been like, when are
you guys going out? When you're going out on tour,
here we go August ninth, That is a week from
tomorrow four to six pm. We will be at Cork
and Carry at the Park. Sox Park Cork and Carry
because it's Crosstown Classic. Let's go. Don't get no better
(42:42):
than that. Cubs fans, Socks fans, you're going to the park.
You got to come hang out with us. From four
to six we'll be at Cork and Carry for the tour,
the Antie Taylor Show Tour. We want to have a
drink with you. We want to hang out with you.
We want to get to know you better. You know,
marriswel goose goose? Yeah, well, yes, okay, that a challenge,
(43:04):
except promise Marris will goose somebody. And we have Metallica ticket.
I think that's the big part, right yea, we have
Metallica tickets to give away. So yes, well, our White
Sox and the Cubs. But Metallica is going to steal
the sh I mean it's the White Sox and the Cubs. Now,
I understand that the White Sox are having the most
colossal losing strike right now, seventeen in a row. I
(43:27):
think it is Cubs. You aren't they that much better?
You're not that much better? Much better on our side,
not at all. We're We're on a struggle bus. There's
nothing to brag about.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
We're all going to be sitting at this game drinking
and eating, like what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
That's what? But but that's why baseball is amazing. Yes,
no matter what's going on, drink, eat, have fun. The
food at Sox Park is the best. And we will
be at Corking carry So please come through, hang out
with us. Get your Metallica tickets. It's your warm up
to the Crosstown Classic, so come hang all right, thank
you so much, so much for listening today and every day, Roadies,
(44:03):
listen in just a minute or two here, three four minutes,
we're gonna do ninety five minutes commercials. You're listening to
a woman that has is on two hours of sleep.
Is going to be a three adder all day today
because we got Lollapalooza. It's just very I'm tired, yes, okay,
but ninety five minutes commercial free rock. That will wake
(44:25):
me up and that will wake you up too. That's
next rock ninety five to five. It's now time for
request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are you sure we should
do that? Yes, we're sure we should do that.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Prepare your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second on The Angie Taylor Show,
Request Wars.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I don't think I want to play too. I don't
want to. I just want you to win because Maris
is mad at me, so I just want you to
be happy and win. Oh no, we're so cool. Oh
oh we are okay? Good? Thank god. Yeah, I'm clowning
Marris a little too hard right now, and I don't
think he likes it. Do you You do you hate
me right now? I've never hated you. Do you want
(45:09):
to punch me in the face with my fisticuffs outside?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
See, I knew you were gonna like that. I knew
you were gonna like that choke me. I can't threaten you. Yeah,
that was gonna be my next threats.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Like are you gonna put my hair?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I'm gonna choke you, And then you're just gonna be like,
oh please Mark, Yes.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, it's time to play.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Requests sact the amount of people that like I like
make that veiled threat.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And they're like, oh I can see them, like yeah,
puffing their neck up and yes, yeah, I'll extend my neck.
I'll do go go gadget giraffe neck. If you say that,
all right? It's time to play requests worse. Oh yeah,
we did sidetrack there, Yes, a little sidetracked. Thank you
for listening. You guys get to vote on which song
(45:55):
we picked today for the theme. Today's theme came from
Becky from Dancing, one of our roadies. Becky, bands with siblings.
Lots of bands with siblings, most of them hate each other.
You are the two time champion Merritt time. So today
I picked a band with siblings that hate each other
(46:16):
very much. And this is for Bob Angry, Bob of
the Angriest, Yes, the Angriest of Bob's Oasis Supersonic. I mean,
I love Oasis. I don't care what anybody says. I
(46:37):
feel like Oasis is getting into Nickelback level where people
are like, no, I love Oasis Supersonic. If that's your pick,
text a letter A to eight four four five fifty Marris,
what is your pick today for bands with siblings?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I went with I think a band with the brothers
actually like each other.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
They do? They love each other? Good?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Charlotte, Yes, Benji and Joel Madden, Yes, you know a
little Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh, the famous. They do love each other. They both
have hotwise Yeah, Nicole Richie, Cameron Diaz, I got that good,
Charlotte Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous. If that's
your pick, text a letter M to eight four four
(47:30):
ninety five fifty. I suggest everybody votes for Merris today
just because I want him in a good mood so
he doesn't murder me. Okay, I'm not gonna murder you.
There's not gonna be a murder. No, there wouldn't be
a murder. I wouldn't do that. I don't I don't
like jail.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
What.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Oh you don't want to murder me? Oh? Now you
want me to murder you? You do? Okay? I think
you're thinking of a different kind of murderer. Yeah, you
know what I'm talking about. Metallica Rock ninety five to five,
O five tops ninety five minutes commercial pre ride going on,
(48:08):
bavers Hey Rock ninety five to five. How you doing,
Good morning, Thank you for listening. All right, we are
in the middle of request Wars, in the thick of it,
very intense battle. It's not really it's a it's a
clean sweep so far with these votes. I'm not gonna
say who how you probably guess However, today's theme came
(48:33):
from Becky from Lansing. She said, dual bands with siblings
in them. Okay. I chose a band that have siblings
that hate each other. That would be Oasis Supersonic. Yeah
(48:56):
it's supersonic. Yeah, Magen. So if that's your pick, text
the letter A to eight four four ninety five to fifty.
Maris picked a band with siblings that love each other.
That would be good Charlotte's Lifestyles of the Rich and
the Famous. Much good singing today. Yes, you're welcome. If
(49:27):
that's your pick. Four bands with siblings Text letter M
to eight four four ninety five fifty Roadies, get on it.
It's ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five
to five Audio Slave Rock ninety five five. Good morning, Roadies,
Happy La La Day. We hope we all see you
at Lollapalooza this weekend. Thank you for listening, Thank you
(49:50):
for voting in Request Wars. Today's theme was bands with siblings.
I had Oasis siblings that hate each other. Mara's had
good Charlotte, Do we have a winner today? We do?
And thank you for all the votes. As I am
fifty once again. Oh Marius Good Charlotte Lifestyles of the
(50:14):
Rich and the Famous. Thanks for the votes. Rock ninety
five to five. That is Flappard the Flopper, the flopperd
Rocket ninety five to five Rocket and rolling with you
on your La La Thursday. Thank you for listening Auntie
Taylor's show. Let's go to the head of all the roadies,
the secretary of the show. He keeps the notes and
it's Jay the Gay. Good morning, Good morning to you,
(50:37):
my darling, Dang dong him Mark, good morning.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Well listen, this morning was incredibly sports eccentric, which meant
I was only half paying attention to most.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Of the time.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Well reason my selected hearing, though I was able to
cut some more Faull information during the daily discussion topic. Okay, okay, Now,
apparently Maris played soccer or something in high school and
as a goalie he lost a big game.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
The ball went between his legs.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah, I only caught ball and legs parts.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
But yeah, you know whatever, I know, that's all I
caught too. I was like, way to focus.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Jay, listen, I know what to look for. And as
for Angie, she sucks at volleyball and she took the
time to discuss falling off her bike last year and
shattering her brain, because we've almost gone an entire week
without her talking about whinever Ail.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Next, Oh, that was my horrific bike accident of twenty
twenty three. I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You did talk about it, but I don't want to
talk about it, so stop bringing it up. Sure.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
Also, this morning, the Olympics are still happening, but all
we care about is Simon vials and that one swimmer
with the.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Dog, Yes, swimmer with the dog from friend. Oh body,
did you Jay? Did you see the picture of them?
Speaker 4 (51:47):
Yes, it's That's what I'm saying. That's like, I mean,
that's all I noticed. I know, some min biles did
some gymnastic stuff or whatever.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
And then yeah, dude, and that's the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Think about the side shot where you can really see
he's like it's smuggling like a arm medillo in his
trials armadill. Yeah, something's in there that sounds painful.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Maras it's big and long and massive and it's an
armadillo clearly.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Anyway, however, a startling factors rebuild this morning in a
place at Angie would love to call home, but because
it has enough wine for her to get through a
week worth of this show. It turns out that you
can't drink at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Okay, terrible.
Speaker 4 (52:24):
Why would anyone in their right mind go to a
place where they don't let you have booze? If I
wanted to do that, we would finally send Angie to rehab.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
All right, right, However, there is a silver line though.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Okay, Now, if you want to get drunk and watch
someone try way too hard to impress people, you could
just go to All the Fluesa this weekend and see
a Ninja e walk wrang, a Wolveren necklace. And I'm
trying to do jobs for the next four days.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
A little Marisades today, shocking, all that coming? Thanks for that?
All right? Where can we find your notes every day?
Speaker 4 (52:56):
You can find my notes on Rock ninety five five,
chi dot com and Angie Taylor.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
I don't think I've ever gotten through a j report
so unscathed. Oh that's amazing. Thank you. If you miss anything,
please check out the podcast The Antie Taylor Show on
your free iHeartRadio app. It's time for the ten o'clock
toast on the Angie Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at
ten am. Joiner in a toast up fellow show chickenea chugget. Yes,
(53:26):
our ten o'clock toast Today goes out to Maris's outfit. Maris,
I love you so much, and I hope you know that,
and I hope you understand that I'm somebody that playfully
clowns people. I know it doesn't come from a place
of malice or hatred or anything. It comes from a
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place of love. One of the things I love most
about you is that you're a nerd yes through and through.
Marius today is looking for a nerd wife at Lollapalooza
because he came with his nerd to cedo. Maris has
a shirt that is a muscle shirt and it says
Park Ranger and it's an e walk. Yeah, okay, he's
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got an ewok muscle shirt on. Yep. He's got on
a wolverine necklace that I've never seen before. Is it new?
It's part of the Deadpool Wolverine so it's new. Yes, okay,
So wolverine necklace. Are those the Spider Man shoes?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Those are not the Spider Man's because you would.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Not put those in the mud. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Come on, Maris, you're the cutest. But this is just
day one fit. We got three days to get through.
Is there more nerd gear coming coming? That shirt out there?
What is that thing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
That's uh the Bounty Hunter Star Wars shirt.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Maris has a shirt you guys of It's like silk,
think of like a golf shirt. But it's all the
in what Star Wars Bounty High Star Wars Bounty Hunters
on a shirt? Panny dropper, Ladies, let's get information. Damn it, Maris,
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you're gonna snag you, oh a lady this weekend. You're
gonna really love the rest of the stuff this weekend.
Oh what else do we have on dak Can you
give us like a sneaky peek?
Speaker 2 (55:21):
We have some street Fighter and of course Ninja Turtle
Free Fighter.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, like raid On Radon. Are you thinking of Mortal Kombat?
Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oh my, which one is Johnny Cajon? Oh Mo Kombat?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (55:35):
I like Mortal Kombat. So who's on street Fighter? That'd
be like ry you can and Bison? So is this
a sure to pull of street Fighters?
Speaker 6 (55:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:45):
You know, I want you to be surprised who He's
gonna go over her head. She's not even gonna realize it.
But yeah, let me tell you something. If you didn't
get Lala tickets this year, you're stupid. I don't I
don't know if you care even what bands are there?
Just to see Maris's outfits. This is gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yes, it's gonna be a great time. I can't wait
to see all the girl He's lining up information, yes, information,
not with Angie in line though, I'm first in line.
These hosts got to get behind me. Oh that's right,
I'm first in line because you're mob boss. Fryan. All right,
thank you so much for listening today. We hope to
see you at Lollapalooza. Look for the guy in the
e Walk shirt. Okay, we have a great day. We
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love you. Walt is up next. He does not have
an Ewok shirt. He doesn't have a Yoda shirt. He
doesn't have a R two D two.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
He's got this, he loves the same brand.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
He doesn't have a he doesn't have a C three pos.
He's got others. He doesn't have a Wookie nothing. But
he's up next, and it's still ninety five minutes commercial free,
Have a great day, Rock ninety five to five
Switchworts Rocket ninety five to five. We got Switchfoot tickets today, Yes,
Switchfoot Blue October and Matt Nathanson tickets. We got Bush tickets,
we got Hoodie tickets. Good morning, it's the Angie Taylor's Show. Hello,
Hello Roadies, Good morning, Marisa Day, Happy Lalla day. I
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got Mary. What happened Mary's? You know I need to
get a picture of Maras today. Okay, Maris, you came
in here looking like mmmmm, Maris has a fresh haircut,
one wearing a muscle shirt. Two you guys are on
a wolverine necklace. Three Mares is wearing a wolverine necklace.
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You're trying to get some Marvel pooty tang at Lollapalooza today.
I mean, if it happens, it happens. Woo. Mares, you
got the Ninja turtletats out they're always at. What else
we got on here? We got some shorts, we got
some audiitos marasm mm hmmm, how you doing it? Just
gotta be Laala and I just out here popping. You're
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just out here. Marius is looking for a girlfriend today.
I love it. Good morning, good morning, hey, thank you
so much for being here. Yes, it is Lala Day today.
It's going to be eighty six. It is humid as hell.
The showers and thunderstorms are coming today, expected around like
four or five o'clock, so you know, make sure you're
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on the lookout if you're going to Laala. Hey, call
us anytime, textas anytime. Eight four four nine five dininety
five point fifty. We love to talk to you. We
want to talk to you. It's National Girlfriend Day. Hey girlfriend,
Hey girlfriends. I love it all right. First thing we
do every morning, first song, Get you up, get you going,
We kick you in the crotch. It's the five Am
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kicking the Crunch on the Angie Taylor Show. Rock n
Happy birthday to Chuck Dude sixty four, Yes and Friends
and Pop gotta be get Wicked Anthrax Public Enemy Chuck
d You, Happy birthday. You have been hicked right in
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the crotch. Now you're awake. Let's go. It's Thursday weekend. Eve.
We're gonna tell you what happened on this day. Next.
Rock ninety five to five. Smoke Alosa Man, Pink Floyd,
where'd you bury the weed over there? Alll let me know, Hey,
Rock ninety five to five, good morning, It's the Antie
Taylor Show. Let's tell you what happened on this day.
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Today is August first. It's almost spooky season. Really one
more month until spooky is.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Two more monkeys August September Spooky.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Spooky, Okay, August first. On this day in nineteen fifty nine,
Joe Elliott was born. He's sixty five today. Def Leppard
lead singer of course, band's biggest hits, Rock of Ages. Photograph,
love bites, por some sugar on me, all of it
all great love, Joe Elliott.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
On this day in nineteen thirty six, the Olympic torch
appeared for the first time at the opening ceremonies in Berlin.
The ceremony was presided over by Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wow what a time. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That Olympics is the one I think about. With Jesse
Owens winning the goal.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yes, amazing. On this day in nineteen eighty one, MTV
was launched in an estimated two million homes at midnight.
It started off with the words ladies and Gentlemen rock
and roll. The first video show was Video Killed the
Radio Star by the Buggles, whose prophecy did not come true.
Thank you very much. In fact, MTV gave up playing
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videos years ago, and nobody's heard from the Buggles in decades,
and yet here you are listening to the radio. MTV
killed itself, Yes it did. Shout out to the president
of iHeart Media, Bob Pittman, who started MTV.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh yes, nice, nice hm. And today is Florida Man.
Florida man arrested after returning a rental car with nine
pounds of meth inside.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And the most Florida thing possible. Right, you forgot your meth, sir,
come back. That's what happened on this day. Thanks for
being with us. Today is Rock ninety five to five
pro Jam on Rock ninety five to five. The Job,
The Job, Angie Taylor Show, Good mourning Roadies. Maris walked
in here today just full of piss and vinegar and
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wearing his Marvel Universe wolverine necklace. Yep, wolverine necklace. That's hot.
Why did you tuck it into your shirt because I
was climbing it. You better pull that out there. Yeah,
you know, I was moving around, I was doing stuff.
It's just kind of better flesh he went in there,
you know. So, speaking of Marvel, Deadpool and Wolverine. Yes,
the movie has one hundred and eighteen F bombs.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I was wondering, like I wanted to do a count
because they're just letting them fly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
One hundred and eighty. It's a lot. That's a lot,
but it's far from a record, I mean, but it's
a lot for like, guess it is a lot for
the pros. Yes, here's some movies with more F bombs
in it. Scarface, of course. Yeah, two hundred and twenty six. Yeah,
so dead Pull Wolverine number I mean, twenty six. Half
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of what Scarface has. That's not bad. The Big Lebowski
two hundred and sixty, Oh my goodness, Pulp Fiction two
hundred and sixty five, Reservoir Dogs two sixty nine, Straight
Out of Compton three to ninety two. Geez, Casino one
of my most favorite movies, probably top three. Casino four
hundred and twenty two. Uncut Joms. Did you see Uncut Gems?
(05:50):
I because it's on Netflix. In it, I don't know
if it's on Netflix. Oh, Uncut Gems is a great movie.
I couldn't take it though, because it's extremely anxiety inducing,
like Adams, I couldn't take it. But uncut, excuse me,
uncut gems as number two with five hundred and sixty
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F bombs, number one movie with the most F bombs
of all time. Take a while, guess you won't guess
it though, because it's kind of out of left field.
I'm just gonna say the Wizard of Oz, Yes that
Dorothy uh No. Number one is the Wolf of wall Street.
That it makes, which makes sense. Five hundred and sixty
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nine F bombs in that movie, whereas Deadpool Wolverine has
one hundred eight. They didn't even do anything except the Yeah,
the Wolf of wall Street. All they did was swear
and do drugs. That's it. And then and then have
sex with Margaret Robbie, which was really hot. So yeah,
she's she's did we both just have the same moment? Yeah,
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we had that moment. All right, I'm gonna tell you
what's up for your day, Roadies. Don't go anywhere. Rock
ninety five to five. We cannot be saying no, but
that's okay. Rap ninety five to five. Good morning, roadies,
it's the Angie Taylor Show. Thank you for being here
with us today. Let's tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of crap for your day.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Here, what's up? Olympic update? Team USA snagged four more
medals at the Olympics yesterday, including another gold. Nice badass
swimmer Katie Ledecki broke her own Olympic record in the
fifteen hundred meter freestyle. It's a twelfth medal of her
career in eighth gold. Well done, Katie. Yes, both tie
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all time records for American female swimmers. We also snagged
a silver in women's one hundred meter freestyle courtesy of
Tory Husky Husk spelled Husky, plus a silver in women's
BMX and a bronze in women's canoeing A women, A women.
You accounted for all of Team you say medals yesterday's
(08:03):
well done? US is still leading with thirty medals. Right on, ladies,
making it happen, Okay, Maris, I hate to tell you
this go ahead. An anti human trafficking sting operation resulted
in fourteen arrests at comic con cops work both sides.
(08:24):
They went undercover as sex buyers and also posted fake
ads selling sex in order to catch would be buyers.
In addition to the arrest, ten victims were recovered and
offered services. Nine adults and one sixteen year old. Yeah,
Sanni o'coma con draws about one hundred thousand people every year.
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I'm not trying to like say there's something wrong with
the nerd community, but that's crazy. I'm assuming these cops
went out dressed as sailor Moon. Yeah. Probably they all
had wolverine necklaces on in stange Lava Palooza. Here we
are It's Lala Day. Yes, we are here. We are here.
It kicks off today. A lot of people are like, well,
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what can I bring? What can I not bring? All
bags are searched before entry. FYI. Small clutch purses and
fanny packs that are six by nine or smaller don't
need to be clear, but can't have more than one pocket. Right.
Hydration packs are allowed, do not need to be clear,
but must be emptied of all liquid and have no
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more than two pockets in addition to the one holding
all the water. So yeah, clear bags are fine. Baby
strollers are fine, binoculars are fine. Cameras are fine, but
basic ones. Yeah, you can't bring in your ultra zoom.
No empty reusable water bottles and hydration packs fine. Sunscreen
(09:50):
good factory sealed narc hand kits are okay as well,
which is good. Okay. Some of the things that are
prohibited anything bigger than a larger than a twelve by
six bag or whatever, small clutch aerosol containers. That means
sunscreen too, so sunscreen. Get the like tube one with
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the like the squishy one, not the arisol one. You
cannot bring blankets, You cannot bring Frisbees coolers, any and
all professional audio equipment. Recording equipment not allowed, the professional
cameras not allowed, drones not allowed, hammocks not allowed. Does
somebody want to really want to? Yes? Where are you
(10:34):
hooking them up in the trees over on the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Side, Yeah, the stages that are basically surrounded, I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Cannot comfort, illegal and illicit substances of any kind, okay,
outside food or beverage. Umbrellas not allowed. Pets not allowed
except service animals, selfie sticks, no skateboards, no uh chairs
of any kind. No and all Chicago parks prohibits smoking
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of any kind, including vaping. I just put it in
my bra.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And I will say, if you haven't activated your wristband,
going to lalla, do that ahead. Of time, and there's
an option to get text message notifications.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yes, a lot of that is for sales. But with
storms coming the.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Next two days, yes, it'll be a good way to
find out what's going on with Laala on where to
go when the storms do come in.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That is right, they will be giving you updates on
the weather because today it's going to be like ninety rainy,
and by four or five o'clock storms are coming. So
just FYI have a great time at La La and
be safe and let's party. It's the Angie Taylor Show.
And yes, what's up for your day? Rock ninety five
to five on a smoker boat. That's what we said
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in high school. Such a high school thing to say,
Rock ninety five to five, Good morning. Hey, I gotta
tell you about what all these people in Paris are
dealing with at the Olympics, Like the spectator that are
going to all these events. They're pissed, oh about something
that's going on. I would be livid. I'll tell you
about that. Next Rock ninety five to five. We's off baby,
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Rock ninety five to five, Good morning, Happy Thursday at
Rhodes Angie Taylor Show. Imagine you're in Paris for the Olympics.
Right now, imagine okay, like take yourself into the space.
You're in Paris for the Olympics and you're going to
a soccer game. Oh yeah, yeah, you're going to a
soccer game. You and your boys. Do you go into
a soccer game? Mm? You get to the stadium. What's
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the first thing you're gonna do? Probably grab a beer? No,
what do you know that the Olympic facilities there's no
drinking what So the fans are pissed that are in Paris.
Right You're in France and there's no wine. You're at
a soccer game and there's no beer. It's one hundred
(12:56):
degrees right now in Paris, and you can't have a
cold beer when you're watching the game. See. Now, here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
When Cutter had the World Cup, hmmm, they didn't have
beer inside the stadiums, but they had drinking tailgate facilities
around the area, and they told everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Like, hey, tailgate, Yeah, wait, here's what we have for you.
But France, of all places, not there not at any
of the other Olympic venues dotted around the center of
Paris either. So like, if you leave the stadium, and
you're going to another like event around the village or something.
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No booze at all. So I can't get turned up
in washingtymnastics. Oh I can't get turned up and watch rugby.
What about swimming? No, no turn up at the swimming.
Paris is only offering soft drinks and non alcoholic beers
for regular ticket holders. Oh here's the thing. Oh oh,
if you are in a VIP lounge, you get some booze.
But ha ha, yeah, of course there's a kicker. The
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people that are there are pissed because there's a lot
of Americans that went and they're like, we're in Paris
and there's not even any wine.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's not just the American alcoholism, yes, of course, national
alcoholic yes.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But I'm just reading an NBC thing where they're talking
about the Americans there that are pissed. But I guarantee
everybody's mad about it. This ups dude from Albuquerque said,
We've been walking up and down each side saying, well,
maybe there's a few tents up there that might sell
some booze, but no nothing. We went to soccer soccer
between Israel and Pataguay the other day and I'm like, oh,
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this is gonna be crazy. We get inside, no booze.
I would want a refund on my ticket. I would
go home, go home. You know what expensive it is
to go to one Olympic game. It's mad expensive. And
then you go and you can't turn up. I wouldn't
go home. I'd go to anywhere else in France, anywhere else. Yeah, yeah,
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we're going. Guess what. Our Olympic trip to France has
turned into a wine country trip in France. I love that.
That's crazy. I did not know that. I feel like
it's a missed opportunity for money. It's a missed yeah,
you know. Oh yeah, like, oh my god, do better
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for us France. It's rock DOWNNY five to five one
week from tomorrow. Oh man. Yeah, August is jam packed
and we just started. It's wild because we've begin We've
been giving these tickets away since like the Clinton administration.
I feel like it's been so long we've been giving
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away these damn Metellicate tickets. Finally, the show is next week,
rocking ninety five to five. Good morning and see Antie
Taylor show. The Olympics are going on. I want to
talk about your athletic fails in life. I mean, you're
seeing all the highlights. Maybe I saw a dude I
don't know what country he was from do the most
colossal belly flop off a diving board one of the
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divers I saw. Oh, it looks so painful. Worst timing
it were You're in the Olympics. There is no worse timing.
Then you finally you train your whole life, you get
to the Olympics, and then bowe them you belly flop
as a diver. Right. I was like, oh, that poor guy,
And I'm like, ooh, that must have hurt. I mean,
there's a lot of, you know, athletic fails that we
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have in our lives. If you have played any sport.
Look at the White Sox on a seventeen game losing straight.
I don't want to talk about it. Maybe you were
the kicker on the football team that missed that game
winning upright, mm bam, and then your your team would
have gone a state or something. I want to know
about your biggest athletic fail. Do you have one mask?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, my junior year varsity soccer. We're in the tournament
to go downstate. What position did you play in soccer?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I was goalie? You were a goalie. I was a
goalie over at Proviso West.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We are playing York in the conference tournament and the
next game you were going to go downstate.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
You were a goalie. Yes, huh what, Well that requires
a lot of focus. I'm gonna just keep telling my
story here anyway. So anyway, coming from a yes, yes, yes,
So that's why I wasn't a goalie. York was one
of our biggest rivals.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
It probably still is, and so it was a very
tense matchup, and I think it was either zero zero
or one one, and we're going in. We went into
extra time and this clock is ticking down and we're
looking up and I was like, all right, we're gonna
go into penalty kicks.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And they're like are you ready?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Scary, And I'm like, the other guy needs to come
in and do the penalty kicks.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And they're like, all right, we're going to get a sub.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
So we're trying to call a sub and then a
corner kick happens and they're like, hey, you gotta wait.
After the corner kick, you can go. So I'm thinking
in my head, like, hey, they've been pulled all the
everybody's in the box their goalies in the box. I'm
like thinking in my head, all right, cornerkick's going to
come in, get the ball and just go sprint.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Didn't work out like that.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
The ball dropped a lot sooner in front of me
than I can There's so many people in the box.
I'm looking for the ball. Next thing I know, five
hole right between the legs. Oh, they win the game
right between the legs, right between the legs.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's gonna be the most embarrassing goal on a goalie
is right between the legs, right. Yeah. It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And I was like one of three juniors on the
varsity team and the rest are seniors.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Did you get demoted?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Everybody's crying after the game, and I'm just like no,
I mean, I'm still on varsity.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I got demoted one time. I made varsity volleyball and
was like, I'm really good at serving. I can't play net,
but we rotated, so I suck at net. I don't
know why. I just I'm tall, but I just wasn't
playing very well and I lost so many Like when
somebody spikes on me at the net, I just freaked
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out all the time. I got scared. I was like, yeah,
you know, so they demoted me from varsity to JB.
Oh yeah, that was embarrassing. Okay, So I want to
hear about your personal fails in sports. Whatever it was. Maybe,
uh you almost had a three hundred and bowling not
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quite maybe, whatever it is, call us right now eight
four four ninety five fifty. I'm gonna give somebody tickets
to switch for Blue October and Matt Nathanson. But just
share the fail with us. We'll get over it, We'll heal.
It's rock ninety five to five. Speaking of ladies, Maris,
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you are out here trying to catch your lady today.
Did you take a video of Maris or you gonna
post that video of Maris's outfit today? Maris has a
Lalapalooza outfit on today. It's going to be Laala outfits
all weekend. He is looking for his comic con queen,
so she got to be a comic con or whatever.
(20:02):
You are in Full Star Wars a Marvel can a
lot of like he's looking for his queen today. You
brought it today, got the fresh fade, you know, you
got the guns out. I feel like the glasses are
making a difference. The glasses works just telling you, all right, hey,
we're talking about athletic fails because the Olympics are going on.
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I don't know if you guys saw that one dude
who was diving and did the most epic belly flop.
I mean, oh, can you imagine you work your whole
life to get to the Olympics and then you belly
flop as a diver. Terrible moment. Terrible. But we've all
had if you played any sport growing up, I feel
like everybody has an Olympic or an Olympic, an athletic fail.
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I want to hear what your athletic fail was. Eight four, four, nine, five,
ninety five to fifty. Let's go to Andy from Evanston.
Andy E, Good morning guy, Good morning all right Andy?
What is your sport and how did you fail? So?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I'm a cyclist frequently on the bicycle many times a week.
I do long rides like you know, twenty thirty miles,
love it And I just happened to go on a
twenty six mile ride last Sunday and as I was
flying down the road I tried to merge onto the
sidewalk and there was like a little lip in between
with some gravel. The gravel, It's always the gravel. And
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then my bike kind of swept from under me and
I slid about six feet forward on the gravel.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I left my lid.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Andy, I covered in scrapes, a lot of open flesh
and spring my wrist roadburn.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, Andy, I too am a cyclist. I'm not going
to tell you about my horrific cycling accident of last
year where I cracked my orbital bone and my eyes. Yes,
but I get it. Okay, Andy, that's amazing. Are you okay?
I'm okay. I always wear your helmet always. Oh thank
god I have my helmet because I I almost died.
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All right, Andy, thank you so much. You have a
great day. Thank you. Everybody hang on the line, you two.
Everybody hang in the line. Sobo's gonna get some tickets today.
Let's talk to Jillian from Monster. I hate Chilian.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Good morning. What was your sports fail?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
So when I was like twelve thirteen, I played town
softball nice and practice. I was really good, home runs great,
I was captured, love it.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
And then we got to games and I couldn't hit
the ball and I couldn't catch anything, oh anything.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
So after like the second game, the coach is like.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
You're going to ride the bench the rest of the seam.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh, you were so great in practice. There, you were
so great in practice. Do you think you just got
like stage fright?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
I guess so.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
My coach could never get me over it.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, there's something about like practice you can be like
so slick and so amazing, and then sometimes you just
get to the game and you're like, ah, freeze. Yeah yeah, oh, Jillian,
I'm sorry. Hang on the line, Jillian, hang on. Let's
go to Rick from Chicago.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Hi, Rick, Hey, guys, love you, guys on your show.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Love you.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So this is so far from an Olympic fail because
when now we're talking about freshman B football teams.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Hey, it's sports. I know it's a sports fail. It
qualifies what happened. So it's hard to feel the team.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
We are going back and forth with this, Uh not
much defense, scores every time, no even kicks after touchdowns,
just two point conversion tries.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
At the end of the game we're winning by a
few points. Coaches like, okay, they actually hauled us.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
We got to like kick the ball away punt and
we got this game.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
So they snapped the ball. We punt the ball away
and we're.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
All celebrating, we forget how football works, and they run
it back for a touchdown because well tackle, you know what.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I feel like I've seen that happen in pro football
though before you know.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah it was freshman b but man, you.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Start, you start celebrating, and then bam.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
God, there he goes down the sideline for the win.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh that sucks. Rick hang on the line. Oh my god,
let's get it. Yeah. Let's go to Andrew from Valpo. Hey, Andrew, Hey,
how's it going. It's going good? Tell us about your
sports fail, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So it was.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I think I was like in six or seventh grade
with little league baseball. We were in the semi finals
for the tournament.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's very serious. Yes, we were bottom of the eighth.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We were up like two points and the other team
had bases loaded and a pop fly was hit to
me in centerfield and instead of catching the ball normally
with the men above my head, I decided to hold
it out in front of me oh and put the
ball drop into the glove. Ball. The ball landed in
the glove, but then it bounced.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It bounced. There was They scored three and uh, I
forget what movie it was, but there was a movie
I don't know. I think I want to say it
was like I don't and it was the dude in
(25:24):
the movie did the same thing. It was the Big
Game and baseball and he like dropped the ball or
it bounced, and then they did a whole sequence of
what would have happened to his life if he would
have caught that ball and they would have like been
the champions, and then he would have gone. It was
like a whole thing. I forget what movie it was.
It's so old, but that reminds me of that so much. Andrew,
(25:46):
Oh damn, yeah, Andrew hanging the line, let's go back
to Rick from Chicago Wreck. I know you ran the
wrong way, but I'm gonna have you run to switch
Foot Blue October and Matt Nathan said, Okay, awesome, let's go.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I mean you didn't run the wrong way, you just
celebrate a little too early. The other team ran the
right way. Okay, Yes, I'm gonna send you have I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, but like, look you got sweet tickets, so baller. Okay,
I'm awesome, let's go. Yes, you're so welcome. Hey, thank
you so much for listening. We love you for it.
Rick awesome, all right, You're so welcome August seventeenth at
(26:27):
the Venue at Horseshoe you get to play a little gambling.
Tickets available for anybody else at ticketmaster dot com. Thank
you for the calls. It's rock ninety five to five,
Rock ninety five five. Good morning, Happy weekend, Eve, Happy Thursday,
gonna be ninety today, storms coming in about like four
or five o'clock. More importantly, Happy Laladay, Happy Laladay? Ever
(26:50):
bought a Happy Laladay? The nineties so hot, right, so
hot right now, the nineties. Everybody's doing nineties fashion. The
music is back. Blink one eight two is headlighting for Lalla.
BuzzFeed put together a list of random pop culture facts
from the nineties that you might not know, and these
(27:11):
are interesting. Did you know that the Tickle Me Elmo
toy was supposed to be Tickle Me Taz, like the
Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes? You're fine. The company that
made it didn't initially have rights to use Alma, but
they eventually got them. It's interesting. It's Alma's world. The
(27:34):
Spice Girls didn't come up with their nicknames. A UK
magazine editor did because they were too lazy to remember
their real names. Apparently, Wow, did you have did you hp?
Did you have polly pockets?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Polypockets? My daughter loved polypockets. Polly pockets originally were tiny
because the creator used a makeup powder compact to make
a portable dollhouse for his daughter, and he came up
with the idea of Oh, let me put like little
characters in here. Genius comes from weird places. Yeah. Tom
Hanks and director Robert Zamacis use their own money to
(28:10):
shoot two scenes in Forrest Gump because Paramount refused to
increase the budget. One of the scenes was Forrest running
across the country, which is one of the best scenes. Yes,
it's iconic.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I just keep running. The lyrics, the lyrics from Britney
Spears song hit Me Baby One More Time. Uh huh,
we're a mistake. The Swedish songwriters, I believe it was
Max Martin and them thought the word hit was slang
for call me on the phone, so it would have
been called me on the phone baby one more time,
(28:44):
which would have sounded stupid. Yeah that I'm glad they
messed up.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Director James James Cameron wanted to make Jurassic Park before
Steven Spielberg beat him to the film's rights. He envisioned
it being darker and nastier, like Aliens with dinosaurs. I
could see that, yeah, and I'd actually love to see
that happen. Steve Jobs wanted the iMac to be called
(29:09):
the macmh I'm glad they didn't. That sounds like a
McDonald's product. They didn't. The MacMahon. RuPaul had an unexpected
friendship with Nirvana. They met at the nineteen ninety three
MTV VMAs and we're besties, RuPaul in all of Nirvana.
That's awesome, We're besties. Yes. And then finally, George Lucas
(29:30):
asked Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Robert Zamacis to direct
Star Wars Episode one, The Phantom Menace. They all said
no because they felt like Lucas needed to do it. Interesting.
A little nineties trivia for you all. Thank you so
much for listening. It's Rock ninety five to five Rock
(29:51):
ninety five five. Good Thursday morning, Roadies. Thank you for listening.
Angie Taylor's show. Listen. Oh I gonna talk to you dudes.
What happened in an ongoing series of me trying to
explain things that you should not put in your butt? Oh,
we're back, We're back. Yes, this one is crazy. Why
(30:13):
you guys put things in your butt? They're not supposed
to be. I don't know why you're looking at me
asking this. I'm like, y'all, no, but like some things
don't go in there. A thirty one year old man
in Vietnam suffered severe pain after stuffing a live eel
up his butt. Why did I think it was a fish?
A live eel, which then tried to bite its way
(30:36):
out of his large intestine. That sounds so painful. The
horrified medics discovered a twenty six inch eel in his baho.
That's over two feet long. Eel up in there? Oh
my god. They sat on the X ray this last weekend,
(31:00):
initially failed to remove it because the patient also had
a lemon lodged in his booty hole. Are we seasonings
that eel? What are we doing here? Come on, seasoned eel?
You know seafood is always good With a little squeeze
a lemon on it. Surgeons had to cut through his
(31:21):
abdomen to pull the eel out and then remove the lemon.
Without treatment, he would have died, but he'll now have
to live with a colossomy bag for the rest of
his life. Well done, sir, first time the hospital had
to remove a live animal from inside someone. You guys,
we'll stop putting inappropriate things in your bowl. I thought
(31:45):
you were about to share story time. I was gonna
be like, no, you guys, a twenty six inch eel. No,
maybe like a seven inch heel or something that doesn't
make it better, that does not make it better. Well,
it's right, we can work for that, but twenty six
inches woo. You tried it all right, Thank you so
(32:07):
much for listening. Thank you for listening. I hope it
felt good while I was in there. I don't know.
But the lemon, that's just the lemons. Stop circ ango?
Why not an apple? Because seafood? Okay, it's time to
send your text in everybody, we read your text every
(32:28):
single day eight four four ninety five to fifty. We
want to know what's up with you, what's on your mind,
what you got going on? Are you going to law la?
Do you want to give a shout out? What's happening?
You have questions, set it in eight four four ninety
five fifty. We're going to read all of your texts. Next.
Let's take some calls from the request line. Oh, number one,
(32:50):
thank you for all the text today, roadies. Thank you
for the text every day. Thank you for listening every day.
Thank you for just being amazing. That's right, Yeah, roadies,
You're all great, all of them. Ever last money. All right,
let's go through these texts today. Seven oh eight. Good morning,
guys and gals. Toe truck Ken here took today and
tomorrow off started my Vaca palooza today because Klinger hook
(33:14):
me up with four day passes to Lalla and next
week I got Hoody and Metallica. Oh busy. Oh wait
a minute, now to truck can is gonna get flagged? Yeah,
you're getting flagged. That's too many tickets. You can't have
them all. No, have a great time. We're kidding, have
a great time, trash man, Tim. I love you, and
(33:36):
I think about you and the times that we had
have fun at Laala. I buried some malli next to
the pole by the baseball field. Yes which baseball field? Well,
any poll, by any baseball field. We're digging it up today.
Bring your shovels. Eight four seven. Becky from Lansing said,
good morning, my favorite radio people. I have an idea
for requests wars bands with siblings. Not sure if it
(34:00):
was already done. Have a great day. We're doing it, yes, right,
and we're doing it today, Becky, Thank you. Chad from Juliet,
Good morning, guys. It's Chad. Thanks for playing today's kick
in the crotch. What if we play oh Anthra ex
in public Enemy bringing the noise? He said, I really
needed that kick. Seven seven three. Good morning from Dave,
the head rodio of sixty nine. Yeah brother, two and nine,
(34:26):
Good morning you guys, love you so much. Want to
give a shout out to my boyfriend Mark, who's listening
to you guys as well. Tell my baby that I
love him.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Your baby loves you. But today is National Girlfriend Day,
so she's our girlfriend today, my girlfriend. Eight one five.
Good morning Angie and big am you guys rock. Hearing
you guys help me helps me get through the workday.
Want to give a shout out to all my fellow
Porter pipe drivers. What's what's the porter is a Porter
(34:59):
pipe drive? Yeah? Uh? Six three? Oh are you dishing
the dirt on the Olympics, Like the guy competing that
is a convicted pedophile, that dude. Yeah, do you know
about that, dude? I've heard about it, but I've been
ignoring him on purpose. I forget which country he is,
like Denver Lence, Yeah, and a twelve year old when
(35:22):
he was like nineteen, and they let him compete, Like,
get the hell out of here, Like, what the hell's
going on? No, that is sick. Yeah. I haven't seen
him compete, and I completely forgot what sport he competes
him but it's obses Okay, but they said that every
time he comes out, he just gets constantly booed, as
he should. I'm sure they don't. I'm sure they don't
(35:44):
televise it, but why would you let him compete? All right,
we're talking about sports fails at eight one to five.
It's funny you brought up bowling. My first time going
for three hundred, I got so nervous going into the
tenth frame. I hit my ankle, fell on the lane
and got a gun. Then I proceed to a spare
strike for two eighty to eighty. Still gray, but like
(36:05):
when you're that close. Becky from Lansing. Oh, I already
had that one. Krew fan said, lemon in your ass?
What the F I don't know, dude. It was a
twenty six inch eel and a lemon. This is why
I do these PSAs, because you dudes. It's you dudes,
and I don't hear these stories about women just saying
(36:27):
I can't say anything. I'd just say I can't say
anything to that. I'll continue to make sure that your
booty health is good. Thank you for listening. I'm gonna
tell you what's up for your day next ac DC
rock on you five to five. Good morning roadies, Happy Thursday,
Happy Lalla day to you. Hey, I have some tickets
for you. I have some tickets to Bush. You got
(36:47):
to keep me alive though in don't kill Angie. It's
your favorite game? Calling now to play eight four four
ninety five fifty. Oh chill and it's only five. Yes,
let's do this, shall we? You ready? I don't Let's
go to go to Popo from Crown Point Hot Well.
(37:13):
Good morning, Good morning, oh morning, and boyfriend, how you
doing today?
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Not too bad? I just start our work, okay, good
way to starts the morning. We're talking to YouTube Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
We love you for that. Hey, what do you do
for work?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I just I drive around.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
I checked water pump stations around the like.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You check water park stations. Oh, water pump stations. Yes,
the water pump I love it. Okay, cooling, Yes, it's
so exciting. I love that for you, Poo. I love
it and it's very sexy. So, Papo, we're gonna play.
Don't kill Angie? You ready to go?
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All right, let's do it. I want to give you
these bush tickets. Man, take it away our narratar. Berkeley's
here and a half shell wearing an Ewok muscle shirts
and wolverine necklace. It's mess, yes, Pabo. Angie loves it all.
I love it, Happy Lolla, looser day.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Angie is making fun of me today for all of
my nerd gear. I have my Ewok muscle shirt and
I'm rocking this Wolverine chain.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's very hot.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Angie thinks that I will find a nerd love of
my life this weekend at Lalla. She's going to canvass
the ground and give away backstage passes to a girl
who seems worthy. Now, Pabo, the important question of the
day is what kind of woman.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
Should Angie be looking for a girl with huge knockers
or a four eyed freak to match me with my
new glasses?
Speaker 4 (38:52):
I try to keep her alive for the bush.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Let's go with the huge knockers. Huge knockers for the
huge knockers for the By the way, before you we
get started here, we're having computer problems today, so our
sound effects are not loading. So today the sound effects
will be done by HP in prison tattoo. Yeah, okay,
here we go. A fine choice, indeed, a fine choice.
(39:17):
Indeed you pick the woman with huge naka.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Angie goes out into the crowd to find the perfect
girl to match me.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
This is so sweet of her.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
She's interviewing a bunch of girls and finds ones that
she thinks would be perfect.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
This girl says to Angie, you've been up since three am.
Oh my god, you must be so tired. You're like working,
and you went to Lollapalooza. Here have a four loco.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
And Angie has never had a four loco and thinks
it's just fuddle water.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
She slams three.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
And oh no, Angie has exploded on site.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And now you never get to meet the woman of
my dreams. You killed Angie. This whole thing was worth
it just to hear the sound of it. I'm so sorry.
You're still qualified for our grand prize.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Streaming goat.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh thank god you knew the screaming go fairy because
we didn't have the screaming go fairy. But you guys
did a great job with the sound effects today. Thank
you and you Pabo have tickets to Bush. My man,
you so much. You do. You have a girl with
big knockers that you're going to bring to Bush.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (40:51):
You know what, maybe I can find one there.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh, there you go. That's a good idea. Have a
great time. It's Bush Loaded the Greatest Hits Tour with
special guests Jerry Cantrell and Candlebox. August seventh. That is
a week from tomorrow. At no, it's not, it's next week.
It's just next week. I don't know what day it
is at Huntington. Thank you. Wednesday, Huntingdon Banke Pavilion, Northerly Island.
(41:17):
Have a great time, Pobo.
Speaker 7 (41:19):
Okay, thank you very much, have a great thok.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I love you for listening. I just want to tell
you that, oh thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Think you'll get on the show.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh it was my pleasure, really, all right, pleasure? Thank you.
Hang on the line. We'll get you all hooked up.
Tickets at live nation dot com for anybody else that
wants to go. Thank you for playing Don't Kill and
Joe execution was an order. And now we pray for
Angie Soul, whatever's left of Angie Soul. Rock ninety five
five nine inch nails and your eyeballs Rocket ninety five
(41:53):
to five. Good morning. You want to borrow my spectacles?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Why because you were straining to see?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Why do you have to call out all my imperfections?
I'm sorry you want to talk about my long back now? No,
I don't because that makes me sad. Yeah, well that's
all sad, all sad. Good morning, It's Rock ninety five
to five. It's the Antie Taylor Show. Listen, hey, roadies,
I need you. I need all my roadies. I especially
need my head roadies to show up for us. We
(42:20):
are back on tour finally. Everybody's been like, when are
you guys going out? When you're going out on tour,
here we go August ninth, That is a week from
tomorrow four to six pm. We will be at Cork
and Carry at the Park. Sox Park Cork and Carry
because it's Crosstown Classic. Let's go. Don't get no better
(42:42):
than that. Cubs fans, Socks fans, you're going to the park.
You got to come hang out with us. From four
to six we'll be at Cork and Carry for the tour,
the Antie Taylor Show Tour. We want to have a
drink with you. We want to hang out with you.
We want to get to know you better. You know,
marriswel goose goose? Yeah, well, yes, okay, that a challenge,
(43:04):
except promise Marris will goose somebody. And we have Metallica ticket.
I think that's the big part, right yea, we have
Metallica tickets to give away. So yes, well, our White
Sox and the Cubs. But Metallica is going to steal
the sh I mean it's the White Sox and the Cubs. Now,
I understand that the White Sox are having the most
colossal losing strike right now, seventeen in a row. I
(43:27):
think it is Cubs. You aren't they that much better?
You're not that much better? Much better on our side,
not at all. We're We're on a struggle bus. There's
nothing to brag about.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
We're all going to be sitting at this game drinking
and eating, like what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
That's what? But but that's why baseball is amazing. Yes,
no matter what's going on, drink, eat, have fun. The
food at Sox Park is the best. And we will
be at Corking carry So please come through, hang out
with us. Get your Metallica tickets. It's your warm up
to the Crosstown Classic, so come hang all right, thank
you so much, so much for listening today and every day, Roadies,
(44:03):
listen in just a minute or two here, three four minutes,
we're gonna do ninety five minutes commercials. You're listening to
a woman that has is on two hours of sleep.
Is going to be a three adder all day today
because we got Lollapalooza. It's just very I'm tired, yes, okay,
but ninety five minutes commercial free rock. That will wake
(44:25):
me up and that will wake you up too. That's
next rock ninety five to five. It's now time for
request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are you sure we should
do that? Yes, we're sure we should do that.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Prepare your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second on The Angie Taylor Show,
Request Wars.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I don't think I want to play too. I don't
want to. I just want you to win because Maris
is mad at me, so I just want you to
be happy and win. Oh no, we're so cool. Oh
oh we are okay? Good? Thank god. Yeah, I'm clowning
Marris a little too hard right now, and I don't
think he likes it. Do you You do you hate
me right now? I've never hated you. Do you want
(45:09):
to punch me in the face with my fisticuffs outside?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
See, I knew you were gonna like that. I knew
you were gonna like that choke me. I can't threaten you. Yeah,
that was gonna be my next threats.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Like are you gonna put my hair?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I'm gonna choke you, And then you're just gonna be like,
oh please Mark, Yes.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, it's time to play.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Requests sact the amount of people that like I like
make that veiled threat.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And they're like, oh I can see them, like yeah,
puffing their neck up and yes, yeah, I'll extend my neck.
I'll do go go gadget giraffe neck. If you say that,
all right? It's time to play requests worse. Oh yeah,
we did sidetrack there, Yes, a little sidetracked. Thank you
for listening. You guys get to vote on which song
(45:55):
we picked today for the theme. Today's theme came from
Becky from Dancing, one of our roadies. Becky, bands with siblings.
Lots of bands with siblings, most of them hate each other.
You are the two time champion Merritt time. So today
I picked a band with siblings that hate each other
(46:16):
very much. And this is for Bob Angry, Bob of
the Angriest, Yes, the Angriest of Bob's Oasis Supersonic. I mean,
I love Oasis. I don't care what anybody says. I
(46:37):
feel like Oasis is getting into Nickelback level where people
are like, no, I love Oasis Supersonic. If that's your pick,
text a letter A to eight four four five fifty Marris,
what is your pick today for bands with siblings?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I went with I think a band with the brothers
actually like each other.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
They do? They love each other? Good?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Charlotte, Yes, Benji and Joel Madden, Yes, you know a
little Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh, the famous. They do love each other. They both
have hotwise Yeah, Nicole Richie, Cameron Diaz, I got that good,
Charlotte Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous. If that's
your pick, text a letter M to eight four four
(47:30):
ninety five fifty. I suggest everybody votes for Merris today
just because I want him in a good mood so
he doesn't murder me. Okay, I'm not gonna murder you.
There's not gonna be a murder. No, there wouldn't be
a murder. I wouldn't do that. I don't I don't
like jail.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
What.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Oh you don't want to murder me? Oh? Now you
want me to murder you? You do? Okay? I think
you're thinking of a different kind of murderer. Yeah, you
know what I'm talking about. Metallica Rock ninety five to five,
O five tops ninety five minutes commercial pre ride going on,
(48:08):
bavers Hey Rock ninety five to five. How you doing,
Good morning, Thank you for listening. All right, we are
in the middle of request Wars, in the thick of it,
very intense battle. It's not really it's a it's a
clean sweep so far with these votes. I'm not gonna
say who how you probably guess However, today's theme came
(48:33):
from Becky from Lansing. She said, dual bands with siblings
in them. Okay. I chose a band that have siblings
that hate each other. That would be Oasis Supersonic. Yeah
(48:56):
it's supersonic. Yeah, Magen. So if that's your pick, text
the letter A to eight four four ninety five to fifty.
Maris picked a band with siblings that love each other.
That would be good Charlotte's Lifestyles of the Rich and
the Famous. Much good singing today. Yes, you're welcome. If
(49:27):
that's your pick. Four bands with siblings Text letter M
to eight four four ninety five fifty Roadies, get on it.
It's ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five
to five Audio Slave Rock ninety five five. Good morning, Roadies,
Happy La La Day. We hope we all see you
at Lollapalooza this weekend. Thank you for listening, Thank you
(49:50):
for voting in Request Wars. Today's theme was bands with siblings.
I had Oasis siblings that hate each other. Mara's had
good Charlotte, Do we have a winner today? We do?
And thank you for all the votes. As I am
fifty once again. Oh Marius Good Charlotte Lifestyles of the
(50:14):
Rich and the Famous. Thanks for the votes. Rock ninety
five to five. That is Flappard the Flopper, the flopperd
Rocket ninety five to five Rocket and rolling with you
on your La La Thursday. Thank you for listening Auntie
Taylor's show. Let's go to the head of all the roadies,
the secretary of the show. He keeps the notes and
it's Jay the Gay. Good morning, Good morning to you,
(50:37):
my darling, Dang dong him Mark, good morning.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Well listen, this morning was incredibly sports eccentric, which meant
I was only half paying attention to most.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Of the time.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Well reason my selected hearing, though I was able to
cut some more Faull information during the daily discussion topic. Okay, okay, Now,
apparently Maris played soccer or something in high school and
as a goalie he lost a big game.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
The ball went between his legs.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah, I only caught ball and legs parts.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
But yeah, you know whatever, I know, that's all I
caught too. I was like, way to focus.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Jay, listen, I know what to look for. And as
for Angie, she sucks at volleyball and she took the
time to discuss falling off her bike last year and
shattering her brain, because we've almost gone an entire week
without her talking about whinever Ail.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Next, Oh, that was my horrific bike accident of twenty
twenty three. I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You did talk about it, but I don't want to
talk about it, so stop bringing it up. Sure.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
Also, this morning, the Olympics are still happening, but all
we care about is Simon vials and that one swimmer
with the.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Dog, Yes, swimmer with the dog from friend. Oh body,
did you Jay? Did you see the picture of them?
Speaker 4 (51:47):
Yes, it's That's what I'm saying. That's like, I mean,
that's all I noticed. I know, some min biles did
some gymnastic stuff or whatever.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
And then yeah, dude, and that's the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Think about the side shot where you can really see
he's like it's smuggling like a arm medillo in his
trials armadill. Yeah, something's in there that sounds painful.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Maras it's big and long and massive and it's an
armadillo clearly.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Anyway, however, a startling factors rebuild this morning in a
place at Angie would love to call home, but because
it has enough wine for her to get through a
week worth of this show. It turns out that you
can't drink at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Okay, terrible.
Speaker 4 (52:24):
Why would anyone in their right mind go to a
place where they don't let you have booze? If I
wanted to do that, we would finally send Angie to rehab.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
All right, right, However, there is a silver line though.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Okay, Now, if you want to get drunk and watch
someone try way too hard to impress people, you could
just go to All the Fluesa this weekend and see
a Ninja e walk wrang, a Wolveren necklace. And I'm
trying to do jobs for the next four days.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
A little Marisades today, shocking, all that coming? Thanks for that?
All right? Where can we find your notes every day?
Speaker 4 (52:56):
You can find my notes on Rock ninety five five,
chi dot com and Angie Taylor.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
I don't think I've ever gotten through a j report
so unscathed. Oh that's amazing. Thank you. If you miss anything,
please check out the podcast The Antie Taylor Show on
your free iHeartRadio app. It's time for the ten o'clock
toast on the Angie Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at
ten am. Joiner in a toast up fellow show chickenea chugget. Yes,
(53:26):
our ten o'clock toast Today goes out to Maris's outfit. Maris,
I love you so much, and I hope you know that,
and I hope you understand that I'm somebody that playfully
clowns people. I know it doesn't come from a place
of malice or hatred or anything. It comes from a
(53:48):
place of love. One of the things I love most
about you is that you're a nerd yes through and through.
Marius today is looking for a nerd wife at Lollapalooza
because he came with his nerd to cedo. Maris has
a shirt that is a muscle shirt and it says
Park Ranger and it's an e walk. Yeah, okay, he's
(54:12):
got an ewok muscle shirt on. Yep. He's got on
a wolverine necklace that I've never seen before. Is it new?
It's part of the Deadpool Wolverine so it's new. Yes, okay,
So wolverine necklace. Are those the Spider Man shoes?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Those are not the Spider Man's because you would.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Not put those in the mud. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Come on, Maris, you're the cutest. But this is just
day one fit. We got three days to get through.
Is there more nerd gear coming coming? That shirt out there?
What is that thing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
That's uh the Bounty Hunter Star Wars shirt.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Maris has a shirt you guys of It's like silk,
think of like a golf shirt. But it's all the
in what Star Wars Bounty High Star Wars Bounty Hunters
on a shirt? Panny dropper, Ladies, let's get information. Damn it, Maris,
(55:12):
you're gonna snag you, oh a lady this weekend. You're
gonna really love the rest of the stuff this weekend.
Oh what else do we have on dak Can you
give us like a sneaky peek?
Speaker 2 (55:21):
We have some street Fighter and of course Ninja Turtle
Free Fighter.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, like raid On Radon. Are you thinking of Mortal Kombat?
Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oh my, which one is Johnny Cajon? Oh Mo Kombat?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (55:35):
I like Mortal Kombat. So who's on street Fighter? That'd
be like ry you can and Bison? So is this
a sure to pull of street Fighters?
Speaker 6 (55:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:45):
You know, I want you to be surprised who He's
gonna go over her head. She's not even gonna realize it.
But yeah, let me tell you something. If you didn't
get Lala tickets this year, you're stupid. I don't I
don't know if you care even what bands are there?
Just to see Maris's outfits. This is gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yes, it's gonna be a great time. I can't wait
to see all the girl He's lining up information, yes, information,
not with Angie in line though, I'm first in line.
These hosts got to get behind me. Oh that's right,
I'm first in line because you're mob boss. Fryan. All right,
thank you so much for listening today. We hope to
see you at Lollapalooza. Look for the guy in the
e Walk shirt. Okay, we have a great day. We
(56:28):
love you. Walt is up next. He does not have
an Ewok shirt. He doesn't have a Yoda shirt. He
doesn't have a R two D two.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
He's got this, he loves the same brand.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
He doesn't have a he doesn't have a C three pos.
He's got others. He doesn't have a Wookie nothing. But
he's up next, and it's still ninety five minutes commercial free,
Have a great day, Rock ninety five to five
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