July 29, 2024 • 60 mins
Welcome to a new week where we are going to get rained on, steamed out and then end it spending four days singing, dancing and living the life at Lolla. Before we can get to that though, there are plenty of pressing matters to get to. For example, it seems that scientists have discovered how to keep women alive longer (as if we need that.) It seems that the more they bang in a week, the better chance they have of living longer. That's right, if a woman is having sex more than once a week, she is doing good by her heart health and will tend to live longer. It should be noted that this applies to women 20 - 60 so you know Angi, tick tock. For those who are having sex less than once a week, those poor women have a 70% increased chance of death. Maybe this explains why every time Angi cuts the power to the house to increase a chance of a fling, Jay the Straight always seems to have a headache. Piling onto the death risk increase is depression so if you're sad and no one is slinging booty in your direction, your chances of becoming dirt sausage is increased. Angi looked at it in even simpler terms by explaining that if you're not having sex you probably will be depressed so no wonder these women are keeling over. While Marris saw an accuracy in the "have more sex or die!" campaign, Angi couldn't help but be convinced that this study was done by men. Funny enough though, it turns out men who have sex more than once a week have an increased chance of death so I guess that throws her theory right out the window. All of this is of course ironic in that the reproduction of a species is based on this and it is telling women to get it more but than telling men to give it less. Angi did have a secondary solution which was for women to just jump on the "sisters are doing it with themselves" train and just go girl on girl. Marris was confused about how that exactly worked but relented when he thought he discovered a loophole. Men could simply watch from the sidelines (like it's some kind of sporting event) but Angi was not convinced. She explained that dudes would say sideline view but then wanna jump in. I guess the selling of tickets for the matinee showing of "Scissor Me Timbers" is off the table. Marris then came up with a secondary idea, how about two girls, one guy as everyone gets something beneficial here. This dude math was not doing it for Angi and she suggested that Marris spank it while contemplating this confusing study and leave the girls to their own devices (which works in both my intended way of explaining and a fun play on words.)
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Jam job. It's the job,and it's Monday on Rocket ninety five to
five. Heado, Good morning,Auntie Taylor show is on. Hello,
roadies, how you doing. Goodmorning, Thank you for hanging out with
us every day. Good morning,Maris, good morning, Little, Good
morning Angie, Maress. What's thatface for you? You have some new
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Welcome to the four I club.Thank you. It feels like an
honor to be here. Now.I love these glasses on you. Thank
you. It's hot. It ishot. Yeah, it's sexy. Good
Maris wandering around Lollapalooza, just gettingready. Hell yes, ooh you're gonna
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sweaty, the glasses make you crazybecause then you like you get the sweat
under and then the fog. Yes, all of that. But it looks
very nice. Thank you, veranice hope you had a great weekend,
And to what you guys do thisweekend? What's going on with you?
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to switch Foot, tickets to Hoodyand the Blowfish, lots of tickets.
Today. It's going to be eightyand rainy. Today it is humid and
gross. But we're here to getyou through the day. First thing we
do, bright and early. Firstsong of the day is a big kick
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go wait and bleed. That's howyou wake up on a Monday. There
you go. Now you're awake.Oh yeah, Now we can move on
with our day. Good morning.We're going to tell you what happened on
this day. Our look back inall kinds of history is next Rock ninety
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five to five. That's live andwe are live Auntie Taylor Show on Rock
ninety five to five. Good morning, Let's tell you what happened on this
day. Today is July twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. On this day,
July twenty ninth, nineteen fifty three, Getty Lee was born. He
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is seventy one. Today Rush LegendRock and Roll Hall of Famer getting old
over there, all our rock starsare getting old seriously on this day.
In nineteen fifty eight, NASA wascreated nine months after Russia launched their first
Sputnake satellite MM because America was like, uh uh, nope, you can't
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be first. On this day.In nineteen eighty one, Prince Charles and
the Lady Diana were married before twentyfive hundred guests at Saint Paul's Cathedral in
London. The fairytale wedding was watchedby seven hundred million viewers around the world.
Damn, seven hundred million people watch. I remember I was a little
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I was little insane. I rememberwatching that wedding and I'm like, oh,
it's a real princess. Seven hundredmillion around the world. Charles and
Diana were divorced in nineteen ninety six. Now, what is this just like
people being in love with the royalsor did people love Diana that much at
that time? Both? I thinkokay, I think people were very obsessed
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with Diana. Also, that wasnineteen eighty one. We had maybe three
four TV channels and that was theonly thing to watch, and I remember
it was like early in the morningbecause obviously London. Yeah, but yeah,
I remember that. Ooh boy.And today's Florida Man. Florida Man
makes a beer run with large gatorin hand. Of course gator was thirsty,
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but like, why carry the gatoraround? Well? Always with a
gator, always always. That's whathappened on this day. Thanks for being
with us today, Rock ninety fiveto five. Do you ever look at
the spelling of this song? Ohyeah, popped up on the RDS in
the car one day. My daughterlooked at it and she goes, eh,
and I'm like, what do youknow about that? Anyway, come
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on, field of It's Rock ninetyfive to five. Good morning. Have
you ever been in a restaurant orlike a fast food place and there was
something gross in your food? Yes? What was it? It was a
hair? Yeow yeah, and itwas It was one of those things where
I've like, I've noticed like ifmy beard hair will like kind of fall
in, I'll just kind of go. If it's your hair, it's different.
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If it's mine. It was notmine. It was long and didn't
zimble anybody that sat at my table, and I was just kind of like,
that's disgusting. Do I send thisback? Yes, yes, you
send that back, but this isdisgusting. This woman, Tiffany Floyd,
was horrified to find her four yearold daughter's Burger King meal covered in blood.
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Oh that's ketchup. This woman visiteda New York drive through and said,
my daughter was with me, andall I heard was mom, I
don't want ketchup. And I lookto see blood all over her hamburger and
the toys. So then the manageradmitted that a cook had cut his hand
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and offered her a refund. Arefund, Yeah, I need what I
mean? Hello? Uh So thiswoman called her daughter's doctor, who advised
blood tests that she has to takeover the next year now. She also
reported the incident to the local healthinspector. Burger King's corporate office promised to
cover the medical expenses. But thiswoman is saying it's not enough. My
daughter hasn't eaten since this, andmy anxiety's through the roof. Oh that
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that's the worst. How okay,you cut your hand? Now, I
watch a lot of like chopped yes, and you know you cut your hand
and it's immediately the food like goesaway. Right, you know, the
immediately like cover everything up, likeget band aids all of that stuff.
How do you have enough blood flowingout of you that it's all over everything
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else? Just serve it. You'rejust sitting there like, oh damn,
I'm bleeding because like you think aboutit, they bandage it up and then
they go get a glove. Yes, I love and then if they have
to, you know, anything thatthey were touching is like in the garbage,
the knives, cutting board, everything. Oh my god. He was
just like, oh, you know, well, got to keep it on
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time. No, we could geta fresh burger. I can wait.
And whenever it's something like this,it's always funny to me that the restaurant's
like, I'll give you a refund, or I'll give you a credit for
a credit. Yeah, come on, dude, is blood. I feel
bad for the daughter, like knowingshe hasn't eaten she hasn't eaten it,
and not only that, but tohave to get blood tests over the next
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year in case this person had somesort of blood disease or disorder, infection
or yeah, disgusting. All right, well, enjoy your breakfast. Just
check for blue this morning. We'regonna tell you it's up for your day.
Nudes and info that you need iscoming up. Rock naty five to
five, Rock naety five to five. Good morning, Happy Monday. Angie
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Taylor Show is here. Let's tellyou what's up for your day. Angie
will now fill your brain with theright amount of craft for your day.
Here's what's up Olympics, Olympics everythingyou guys watching the Olympics, of course.
Yeah. More than eighty medals werehanded out in the opening weekend of
the Olympics, and team USA iscarrying twelve of those. Nice seven came
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in swimming. We always get thebig swimming medals. US also snagged six
silvers in swimming, diving, fencing, and mountain biking. Men's basketball team
crush Serbia mm hm US surfers dominatedthe opening round and the women's gymnastics team
cruised through their qualifiers. Simone Bilestweaked her calf, but she still competed
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and it did great. I mean, if she's performing like that with a
tweet calf, right, come on? Did you watch you opening ceremonies?
I didn't. It was amazing.I thought it was amazing. I was
like half asleep trying to like watchit live. Yeah, and I was
like, it just doesn't make sensein the commentary, is weird right now?
So I just rolled over. Alot of people were on the fence
about how they felt about it.Yeah, I thought it was great.
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Celine Dion's comeback performance was the bighighlight. You need to watch that.
Yes, she was amazing. Therewas that whole metal horse like going through
the Seine river thing, a horsegalloping on the Seine. That was pretty
cool. A lot of people werelike confused about the Marie Antoinette imagery.
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So you didn't see it, butthey're you know, like when they're going
down the river, they're right infront of where Marie Antoinette was beheaded.
There was a huge portrait of herholding her head. Yeah, and everybody's
like this is satanic, And I'mlike, do you guys not know about
history? I feel like, yeah, I think that was like the running
theme is like I need a historylesson after watching that. Okay, yes
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she was the queen, she wasbeheaded, blah blah blah. All right.
Deadpool and Wolverine broke records this weekendwith two hundred and five million at
the domestic box office. Making itthe eighth biggest opening of all time.
It now holds the record for thebiggest opening ever for an R rated movie.
Nice you went and saw it.It was very funny, hilarious,
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vulgar, bloody, and absolutely everythingI would have expected from Deadpool right on.
Out of five stars, what wouldyou give it? Four and a
half ooh Deadpools Hugh Jackman and RyanReynolds have great chemistry their besties in real
life, so that works all righton screen very well. Speaking of nerds,
this is perfect if you've always hadthe hots for like Wonder Woman,
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but maybe you just haven't heard ofthe Internet yet. San Diego's. San
Diego's biggest comic con event was thisweekend, and a phone sex line tried
to drum up business by offering todo calls as different comic book characters.
The The idea kind of seems obsoletein the age of OnlyFans, but Yese
phone sex lines still do exist.It's one eight hundred phone sex. They
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ran an ad on Friday letting comiccon fans know their game for any and
all cosplay or fantasy role play calls. They posted a video of a lady
in a bad cat Woman costume tellingguys to call in if they want to
talk to a sexy superhero. It'stwo ninety nine and then eighty nine cents
a minute. Okay, Maris you'recalling this sex line? Which which comic
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character do you want to talk to? I want to talk to Captain Marvel.
That's a woman. Yeah, okay? Is that Brie Larson? Yes,
yeah, I knew that one.Yeah, Okay, I don't know
why I thought Captain Marvel was adude. You see, like I could
see this being a good thing,but like I could see the nerd community
to being hyper critical of the phonesex workers and being like, yes,
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you would never say something like that, right, that doesn't sound like her
at all. That's not comic bookaccurate. Yeah, they would pick apart
her phone sex just enjoy the sexytones exactly. That's what's up for your
day. Thanks for rocking with ustoday on Rock ninety five to five.
It's Rock Gonotty five to five.Good Monday morning, Gross day today though
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eighty two, rainy understorms all day. Human, but we're here to rock
with you. Thank you for beinghere. There's a new study out about
how often women should be having sex. Oh, do it or die?
Oh my goodness, yeah, doit or die. A new study shows
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that women can live longer if theyhave sex more often, thank thanks to
sex's heart healthy benefits. Oh.The research was published in the Journal of
Psychosexual Health, and it found thatfemales between the ages of twenty to sixty
who had sex infrequently less than oncea week, we're at a seventy percent
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in cree of death. Seventy justdeath, death, no explanation, just
you're gonna die if you don't doit once a week. Oh my goodness.
What uh? The women could benefitfrom enjoying intimate relations more than once
every seven days. Sexual activity isimportant for overall cardiovascular health, possibly due
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to reduction of heart rate variability andblood float increase. Also found that depression,
when combined with low sexual frequency,also resulted in a higher risk of
mortality. Yeah. Well, see, now there's a whole thing, because
when you're depressed, you don't reallywant to have sex all the time,
but you got to do it soyou're not depressed, and then you live
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longer. And who did this study? Men? I don't like. I
feel like it was a bunch ofmale scientists. They are like, let's
tell these women they got to knockit out with us at least once a
week? Are at least once aweek seventy percent? I mean it's a
very accurate study. They just founddeath. What do you mean as accurate?
How do you know it's accurate?There wasn't like, oh, you're
gonna end up with this type ofdisease or this type or mental health.
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It's death. Have more sex ordie. They're saying women could benefit from
more sex. However, it seemsmen might benefit from less. So dams,
ladies, let's gain information. Okay, it shows that sexual frequency interacts
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with gender to increase mortality. Idon't know why. For men it's it's
not as good to have sex morethan once a week, but for women
it's good. So they're telling usto you guys, forget about you.
Us girls just have to bang itout with each other. I guess I
think that works for us too.How way huh get the watch beyond side?
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Oh? Who said you could watchsee? I love? How dudes
always think that they're going to bea part of this equation? Said,
what are we selling tickets? Isthis theater? Here's the thought process,
right, explained, if guys haveto have sex less girls, women need
to have sex more often, addextra women to the equation and bank.
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No, yes, the math isnot math because then what you're still having
sex with us? You're trying toswing a threesum here, yes, then
you're still having sex. You haveto have less sex. No, it's
it's having sex once with two people. So I'm staying within my quota.
That's more sex house, but foryou, because now listen, I love
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I love male math. Dude,math, nice. Try. I tried
it, you tried it. Imade That was cute. But I don't
like how this study was just likemore sex for women, less sex for
guys. It doesn't line up properly. It does if you like the ladies.
But I'm left out. I gotbit. You can spank it like
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watch cheat and watch a porn orsomething. I don't know, but I
don't know. That study is soconfusing to me. It was so very
If we don't have sex every week, we're gonna die death death. Hey,
it's Bush, it's Bush. Andwe have Bush tickets today coming up
in a couple hours after eight o'clock. And don't Kill and Jay Rock ninety
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five to five, Johnny, I'mrock ninety five to five. We'll shaken
Roadies likes to rocking with us.People have a lot of superstitions and try
to do things for luck. Uh, these superstitious soon to be newlyweds are
into some weird new specific piece ofprotein to produce the picture perfect atmosphere on
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their big day. Sausage. Here'sa reminder to plant a sausage the night
before your wedding and not they're notbeing facetious. No, you bury the
uncooked breakfast sausage in the garden andit's supposed to keep the rain away on
your wedding day. Where is thisfrom the UK? But still, but
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still, I mean I've heard Idon't remember what religious idol it is,
but like if you bury it upsidedown in your yard to sell your house,
like your house will sell. There'sone of those. I know there's
fertility ones. I know there's differentones, but this is you bury a
sausage in your yard the night beforeyour wedding to make sure it doesn't rain
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on your wedding. And it's fromthe UK, yes, where it rains
regularly without every day. Okay,it rains like all day every day.
I don't know why or who orwhat or why. Somebody's playing a joke
on these people and said, yeah, yeah, bury the banger and you're
gonna get a perfect wedding day.You want to get your sausage buried on
your wedding night. I don't knowabout the day before, but yes,
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yes, maybe I don't know,Like, yeah, it rains all the
time, like you said in theUK, So what's a point. It's
hard to avoid. You can't reallyplan around that. Some of these brides
are saying that it works though.Really, yeah, I'm on the deck
with a bury of the sausage fornice weather for your wedding day, this
woman said, and and then shehas a child of prog statuette. It's
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a figuring a baby Jesus in theground as good wedding day omens as well.
It's a lot. It's I mean, it poured rain on my wedding
day. Really. Oh we gotmarried on May fourteenth, and I'm like,
May, that's gonna be perfect.May fourteenth is not gonna be too
hot, beautiful weather, not gonnabe too cold. It was eighty the
whole entire week and then the dayof my wedding it was freezing rain like
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pellets of ice. Oh, whichwas crazy. Not okay, And I've
been married for thirteen years. Sono, I didn't bury a sausage.
So you would recommend a rainy weddingday. I think it's fine. I
don't think it matters. I reallydon't think it matters. But bury a
sausage, I guess after we tryit. Well, that night, yes
as well, but the night before. All right. I want to talk
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to you guys about how you knowpeople are total ahole. There are signs
that immediately show somebody wasn't raised right. I think we all know some of
these signs. We're going to talkabout that next Rock ninety five to five.
Who fighters on your cloudy, humideighty two degree day, A lot
of rain today? Thank you forlistening. How you doing? It's the
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Angie Taylor Show. People are sharingthe signs that immediately show someone wasn't raised
right, and we need to talkabout it. Oh, there's a lot
of them. Somebody on Twitter askswhat immediately tells you that a person wasn't
raised right. The responses were everythingfrom just courtesy, things like being kind
of customer service work to deeper characterflaws, like disrespecting their mom. Oh,
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things like that never here are someof the most common things. How
they treat people lower on the socioeconomicscale. So if you've got money and
you're around people that are poor andyou're mean to them, that shows you
were not raised right. Going tosomeone's house and thinking it's normal to not
say hello to the parents. Ohno, you got to. That's the
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first line of respect, right.Not taking care of other people's things.
People who have no concept of aninside voice in public, oh hello,
just oh, or the people thatget on the plane and are having a
full on conversation and they have iton speaker and are super loud, annoying,
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thinking you're better than anybody else.Cursing or being disrespectful to your mother
is just unnecessary. Huge character flaw. Yeah, that's huge. Huge.
I mean, I'll say stuff aboutmy mid behind her back, but that's
her face. I don't want toget smacked. Snapping her fingers or clapping
at someone to get their attention.Oh, like they're a dog. That's
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fight night right there. Totally takingvideos of random people on the street.
I hate that so much. Yeah, eating at a restaurant not cleaning up
after yourself. Oh god. Soand like it's that thing where people are
like, oh, it's through job, and I was like, it wasn't
your job to make a complete messover you or when you're rude to the
staff, of course. And thenlastly, people that litter, oh yeah,
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you know, like just I've seenpeople throw things out of their window
when they're driving, like a fullbag of McDonald's or something astonishing to me,
that is so crazy. You couldn'tjust leave it in your car for
two more seconds to find a garbagecan. What shows you someone wasn't raised
right Maras For me is people whodon't say thank you when I hold the
door for them, Yeah, becausethen there's an entire rage level where I
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just want to rip the door offthe hinge and eat them with Yeah,
like I was being nice. Yeah, whenever I hold the door for somebody
and they don't say thank you,I'm like, you're welcome, right,
just yell it real passive aggressively,what about you. I think people that
are man handling their kids in public, oh, or like you know,
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like calling them names or screaming atthem or snatching them up in public.
It's just like not, it's notgood. You were not raised right?
Oh, you also weren't raised right. If I get into your car and
it is complete trash on the insideand there's garbage all over the floor and
empty bottles and empty past food beds, Oh, that's okay, all right.
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So that's the question for you.Rody's what immediately tells you a person
was not raised right? You justknow right away they were not raised right.
Eight four four ninety five point fifty. Call now with your answer.
Somebody will get sweet tickets to seeswitch Foot Blue October and Matt Nathanson eight
four four ninety five fifty they werenot raised right? And it shows I
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want to hear your answers. We'retaking your calls now. Rock ninety five
to five, Rock ninety five tofive, Happy Monday, It's Angie Taylor
Show. Oftentimes, you know you'reout in public and you witness somebody else
just being stupid. You see themdo something that you're like, this person
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was not raised right. Whatever itis that they do, What is a
telltale sign that somebody was not raisedright? That is the question. Eight
four four nine five ninety five fiftyCall with your answer. Let's go to
Jenis from Geneva. Hi, Jannis, Hey, good morning, good guys,
thanks so much, good morning,thanks for calling. Okay, what
immediately tells you a person wasn't raisedright? Okay, this one makes me
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crazy when I go out to eatand I see people around whose manners are
awful, and that they don't knowhow to use this cutlery, they don't
know how to talk to people,and they're constantly and this one makes me
crazy, constantly talking with their mouthfull, oh oh, chewing with their
mouth open and talking with food intheir mouth. And if this happens on
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a date, that's the first,last and only one. You're sitting there
and his spaghetti's like flying out ofhis mouth while he's talking about like,
no, not cute. Jannie.That's a good one. Thank you so
much for the call. Everybody hangingthe line. Somebody's gonna get tickets to
switch what. Let's go to Patrickfrom Carol Stream. Hi, Patrick,
Hey, how's it going. It'sgoing on all right? You see this
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and other people and you're like,that person was not raised right? What
is it? I would I wouldjust say being rude to like food service
workers. Yeah, your servers,to the bartenders and stuff, not tipping,
just not being considerate of the weightstaff. Yeah, that's always a
big one. And I just feellike, if you're rude to the weight
staff, you're gonna be rude tome. You even be rude to me,
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right, you're gonna be rude toyour mom. You're gonna be You're
just rude. You're not a consideratehuman. I like that one. Hang
on the line, Patrick, everybody, hang on. Let's go to Colin
from dayre Hi, Colin, goodmorning, How are you, Angie on
the morning? What's going on?Doing great? All right? What's your
answer? My answer is, afteryou get done shopping at the store,
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right and you take your cart backto the car corral, the cart bin
in the parking lot y look tothe to the right, and somebody just
pushes their cart right to the parkingspace that's empty and leaves it there the
car corral. Non returning people areevil humans. Oh yes, the most
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raised in a barn, right,totally, totally. And the cart bin
is five more feet away. Justpush it back to the bin. It
takes two seconds, and yes,and then you leave it. You leave
it in a parking spot, andthen I can't park there. And it's
like, especially on a really busyday, I got caught in this shop.
And the other day, like Iwas going back to my car and
this car is looking for a spotand there's just a big dumb cart sitting
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there. Yeah. I just tookit right back, big dumb car.
Oh that was nice of you.Look at Maris doing the extra. I
always take him back. I goas far as actually organizing the cards in
the band so more cards can evengo. I do the same, Like
if they're kind of tilted weird andnobody's pushing him in right, I'm like,
all right, let me get thisall situated. Uh, Colin,
I love that. Hang on theline. Let's go to Tony from rosal
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Hey, Tony, Hey, youdoing, Angie doing? Hey, what's
going on? What's your answer here? My biggest problem is, you know,
I deliver a lot of office furnitureand office supplies to businesses. So
when I deliver it, Tom,you know, I have to introduce myself
high I'm Tony blah blah blah,and when they have a they say,
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oh, bring it here, andthen when they changed their mind. I've
had a few people say hey,hey you. Oh oh, and I
go home and I say my nameis Tony. It's not hey. Yeah.
Let's put that through our heads rightnow. Oh yeah, I am
not an animal, right, don'tsnap out you and say hey you that
drives me insane. I understand now, Tony, I get it. I
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love I love that answer. Hangon the line, Tony. Let's go
to Jerry from where Sleepy Hollow.Hey, Jerry, yes, good morning.
Good. What's your answer people thatdon't give up their seat on the
CPA for elders? Oh? Iagree with that, Like, how are
you not? You see some cutelittle lady come up there and she's got
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a little caine or whatever, andyou just sit there and stare at her
while she's got a stand. Ohyeah, no, I get up.
You should You're you were raised right, Jerry? You were raised right?
Hang on the line. Can wego back to Colin from Dire please?
Hey? Colin, Hi, Angie, how are you great? We're gonna
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give you the tickets to switch FootBlue October and Matt Nathan said, hey,
nice, nice, Yes, itis nice to win things wonderful.
August seventeenth at Horseshoe Casino, andHammond. That's fun. You get to
go to the casino and check outa show and you're gonna be in the
suite. Not just regular tickets,sweet tickets. Yes, hang on the
line. We'll get you all hookedup. Hey, anybody else that wants
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to go ticketmaster dot com. Thankyou so much for the calls. Is
Rock ninety five to five? Wee'sWee's Rock ninety five to five. How
you doing good? Monday morning?Hope your weekend kicked ass. Over the
weekend, I didn't really do awhole bunch. I'm cleaning the house because
I have one of my besties fromwhere I grew up and her daughter coming
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in for Lollapalooza. Oh nice.Oh oh, it's like every year.
Every year during Lollapalooza is somebody callingme, Hey can I stay with you?
Yeah? And it's like Wednesday toMonday, so it's a long time
it is. It's a lot ofenergy in my house for all those days,
especially considering we're at Lala every dayand it's like a long day.
We're on the show, we're atLalla, We're all over the place.
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Oh yeah. The other thing Idid was watch ninety Day Fiance, which
is if you're not watching ninety DayFiance, I don't know what's wrong with
you. I've never seen what itis the greatest show on television. I've
seen the clips. I know there'sthat dude that has no neck, yes,
and what's possibly the series that's biged He is not his wife.
She got a new man. That'sa whole other story. Say what,
(28:33):
Yeah, so missing out nty DayFiance is great, but there's on this
new version of ninety Day Fiance there'sa woman who is going to Iceland for
her man, Like they've been likelong distance and now she's moving to Iceland
for him, which is a bigdeal. She's a black woman. She's
like, there's no black people inIceland. This sucks, Like I could
(28:53):
imagine it, right. So theywere talking about how when you start if
you are in Iceland. This wasfascinating to me. If you're in Iceland
and you're dating, like Rykovic isthe big city there. The population of
Raykavik is one hundred and eighteen thousandpeople, Okay, and that's basically Iceland.
Like there's other like little villages orwhatever, but that's is mostly Ice
(29:17):
so one hundred and eighteen thousand people. So if you're on Iceland dating sites,
they want you to be aware thatyou could easily match with a relative,
considering considering that it's an island basically, and there's one hundred to put
it in perspective, Naperville has onehundred and forty nine thousand people in it,
(29:38):
Iceland one hundred and eighteen thousand people. Wow, and this is an
ice land like just island, right, and so the chances of dating somebody
that you related to are very high. That's not okay. So the dating
site says, do you want tofind out now or later? They give
you an option. I was like, oh, that's so evil, that's
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evil. It's good, but itall like would you want to find out
before? Yeah, immediately immediately.What if they were like third cousin?
No, no, you no,no, I don't know. I don't
know when it's in the blood whereit's really bad. I know, first
cousin is bad, Second cousin's probablynot good. Your cousin can can we
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get away with third cousin? Somy dad was adopted. So I always
had this irrational fear that I wouldjust magically run up on one of my
cousins and be like, oh you'rehot. We're hot and find out later.
And I'm like, that's why yougot to do a twenty three and
me, oh yeah, do atwenty three of me because we're in a
very populous area. But if youwere on Iceland, the odds are.
(30:48):
I love that the site is likeyou want to find out nour later,
that's amazing. It's rock ninety fiveto five rocking you listen. I'm not
a country music fan, no,not by any means, No surprise there.
I just I mean, I knowa lot of are roadies listening,
you know, like country and rockare kind of like cousins. I guess,
(31:10):
you know. And it seems likea lot of rock stars end up
doing country when they get old.Oh yeah. This website, Zippa set
out to answer an important question,what state is the most like a country
song. They use some stereotypical metricsto determine which states were the most country.
The states with the highest alcohol consumptionokay, highest percentage of dog ownership,
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oh boy, highest percentage of couplesthat divorced last year, and the
lowest population density. There's nothing abouta pickup truck in the middle of this,
I shockingly know. Okay, accordingto the website, you are the
most country if you drink a lot, own a dog, you just got
divorced, and you don't live aroundtoo many people. Based on that formula,
the most country state is Idaho.Not shocked at all. Not a
(31:57):
lot of people around Idaho. Imean, Boise is a nice city in
itself. There's not a whole whysthe friends of Idaho. Yeah, Udaho,
they don't live there anymore. Okay, it's Idaho, got boring.
But yeah, Idaho is supposed tobe the most country. Then Nevada,
New Mexico, Oregon, Missouri theleast country, New York, New Jersey,
(32:22):
Connecticut, Illinois, Marylands makes sense? Thank goodness. Is Tennessee bar
her to be only the twenty mostmost country state in America twenty you got
missed. Yeah, being south ofthe Mason Dixon, they should have been
top ten. I don't know ifyou guys know this. M As much
as I hate country music, Idid win a country music award. I
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did write a country song I wanta CMA. I beat out Miranda Lambert
that year. Oh my goodness,it's called country twangy. Have you ever
heard it? I haven't. Here'scountry twangy. Now it's me crapping on
country music. This was made aboutfifteen years ago. Yes, yes I
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do. Thanks well. I don'tcare much about the country music, but
I know it makes me wonder youcan lose it. Don't really care for
all these twangy lyrics, my countrygranny. If I have to hear it,
I see your gum rag on it. Comebup, truck t know your
music. I want you a dogand jeans, and I know you'll probably
(33:34):
changing your poor doggie up in theback or doggy And yeah, I don't
lack any of this country boot butoh you hogs like to do the two
step. Ain't got no boots andno gout this jiggling, So I'm sure
I can't hang out at the WigglyWiggly. I feel like should be one
of the things that's my that's calledcountry twangy. Yeah, I want a
CMA for that. That's beautiful.Yes, thank you very much. That's
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impressive, But I hate country music. That was my own to hazing country
music. Now I got to moveto Idaho, you know, all right?
Thank you? So much for listening. It is time to get your
text in right now. Eight fourfour ninety five to fifty. Whatever's on
your mind, what's going on withyou, how is your weekend? You
want to shout somebody out? Anythingyou want to comment on on the show.
(34:20):
Ask us a question, whatever itis. Eight four four ninety five
fifty. We read your text everyday and we're going to read them next.
Let's take some calls from the requestline. Yes, let's number one.
Thank you for all the texts.Eight four four ninety five to fifty.
We read them every day because wewant to be close. Let's read
these two two four area code says, today's my beautiful wife's birthday. Can
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you wish Tiffany happy birthday? Bird? Yes? Crew fan said, whoa
that Tommy Lee intro into the AngieTaylor Show. He doesn't do stuff like
that. No, he doesn't,just for the but Angie daylor that's right.
I gotta like that. Joe,the head Rody of Wrestling went to
perogi Fest this weekend and there wasa vendor there called the Big Wiener.
(35:07):
I stopped by and asked if they'dseen Angie or Jay this weekend. But
they didn't, Yeah, because Ihide it. Two two four question for
Angie. Has Maria Palmer ever saton your lap? That would be pretty
cool? What? Yeah, it'sMonday. She has sat on my lap?
(35:27):
Oh yeah, and I put heron my shoulders last year at Lollapalooza
to see Metallica better. She kepttrying to turn around, and I'm like,
calm down, calm down, juststay back here. You want Metallica
too, right, she wanted somethingelse. Becky from Lansing just turned on
my radio at work and all Iheard was bury the sausage, love the
(35:49):
iHeart app Love you guys. Yeah. Well, old funny gamer said,
Maris, you picked Brie Larson overScarlett Johansson. Are you mad? Not
mad at all? Captain Marvel hasbody of a twelve year old girl.
My first pick would be Natalie Portman. Yeah, yeah, Natalie Portman over
Bree Larson all day, every days? Are you crazy? You are mad?
(36:14):
I am mad? Crazy? Seventhree Good morning Angie, Merris HP
and prison Tattoo just wanted to sayit was hilarious that you all are talking
about if it's all right to bangcousins. While the intro of nothing else
matters is playing in the background.I know that I banged my fourth cousin.
I feel like after the second bloodcousin, the bloodline gets lost somewhere
(36:36):
down the line. Love you guys. Just because it's okay and the kid
is going to come out better doesn'tmean it's right. Family, Family,
Is it wrong? We did awhole thing about you can tell that someone
wasn't raised right. How can youtell seven to eight how someone was raised?
When entering a public restroom stall andnumber one, some dude pete everywhere,
(37:00):
but the toilet number two literally somebodymanaged to either leave a big love
log or splatter painted toilet with youknow what and no attempt to flush,
Like are you an animal? YeahsMike from Chicago Heights. I hate plush.
I hate that blush. I feellike people are very used to public
toilets being auto flush and you haveto make sure you check because you just
(37:23):
get up and walk away and it'sstill in. I feel like using the
bathroom that should be second nature tohear off flush and if it doesn't right
six three zero. My siblings aren'tbad parents, but I question their parenting
style. Sometimes we went out toeat with my family yesterday. My nephew
had to sneeze mid chew. Hesees food all over my wife. By
(37:46):
the way, only four point fivestars for Deadpool and Wolverine Maras. I
gave it five for the first fifteenminutes alone. It was great. It
was amazing. I just like originalDeadpool a lot better than that. We
had a lot of texts about countrytwangy. Oh my CMA Award winning song
Chad from Juliet. Hey, guys, it's Chad. Please please please play
(38:08):
country twangy for request. Worse,No, you don't get it again,
campbelto Tim, Hey, Angie,is your country song on Spotify? I
love that Alan Jackson song Chattahoochee,but your version is pretty damn good.
Blue the head rodeo of Maris mutes. All right, where can I download
that song? Lmao. I'm intears. I'm sorry you guys, Dodo
(38:31):
Publishing Rights and the person that producedit. I'm gonna have to put out
Taylor's version of it because the produceris very I mean, you are Angie
Taylor. So it is Taylor's version. I wrote it, yes, but
I didn't produce it. Ooh,So that person's being in a hole.
All right, thank you for allthe texts today. We love you,
roadies. I'm gonna tell you what'sup for your day. All the news
(38:52):
and info you need is next Rockninety five to five Misty Boys Rocking You're
a Cloudy eighty two HU mid Monday. Thank you for listening. It's time
to play Don't Kill ange You wantto play everybody's favorite game? Call NOWT
eight four four ninety five fifty.If you keep me alive, I got
your tickets to Bush. Don't KillAngie is to choose your adventure game to
(39:15):
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday.Pick or fat, but be careful.
One wrong move we'll kill Angie.Chill Angie. And it's only on vock
twenty five five. Look at this, it's a brand new week, a
brand new opportunity for me to die. I don't want to die, though,
(39:35):
I don't want to die. Letme talk to Ryan from Chicago.
Hello, Ryan, Ryan? Oop? Do we have him? Ryan?
Run right out there? Hey?What's going on? Ryan? Ryan?
Ryan? What's going on with yourphone? Buddy? Jail? All right,
(39:58):
let's go to somebody else. Whodo we have here? Brother Tom?
Hellos Hey, how you doing.I'm yourself, I'm doing great.
Are you ready to play Don't KillAngie? Yeah? What the hell,
let's do this? What the helltry to keep me alive? Dude?
If you do, you got ticketsto a bush? Okay, yeah,
(40:22):
everybody loves all right, let's gotake it away. Berkeley, you ashell
our narrator. The beautiful now spectacledfor a mass. I love your glasses,
mares. You look so hot withthese glasses. Yeah, I appreciate
(40:42):
it. Ay, Yes, brotherTom, welcome to Don't Kill Angie.
Yes, it's Lallapalooza. We Lallastarts on Thursday, and it's time for
the annual Berry y'all drugs ceremony.Yes, Angie has got to get to
grand party today and bury her partyfavors before the gates open. Now,
(41:04):
the question for you, brother Tom, is where should Angie bury the goods?
Under home plate on the soft fieldor under the Perry stack on the
field soft Let's go under the homeplate, under the soft field, under
the soft field. Yes, that'sexactly what you just said, Merritt.
I didn't say ball, I justsaid I stopped that song under the play
(41:25):
at soft field. We'll do itthere. I don't know where soft field
is, but I will find it. The glasses aren't working. The glasses
ain't glasses. A fine choice,indeed, a fine choice. Indeed,
brother Tom, you picked under homeplate on the softball field. Yes,
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Angie is going to do this missionin the dark of night. She walks
into Grant Park with a big shoveland pulls up to the drop spot.
But very much us here. Andrewstarts digging and suddenly a huge spotlight hits
her and shines on her. Ohno, com start running. And Andrew
(42:14):
starts running too, right into theavenue. She got hit by a bus.
Brother Tom, I'm sorry, Ohmy god killed? And she let
me finish that off. Here comesthe number twenty six c TA bus.
It smashes into Angie. Oh no, you kill Angie? Improv Marris's glasses
(42:37):
don't work. I'm sorry. Iknow, brother Tom. You're still qualified
for our grand prize. Okay,excellent, excellent? Say what's that?
Brother, Hey, that's the streamof glory. Yeah, that is the
(42:59):
stream and go ferry? Is ittime to change up the screaming? Go
fairy? Now? I feel likeeverybody knows the screaming, go fairy,
you gotta find another We gotta beinspired by a new sound. I think
it's close. There's a really goodYeah, there's an audio version of me
snoring. We could do the snoringfairy. Oh wow, my husband,
(43:21):
My husband took audio of it.Okay, you got a pair of tickets
to go see Bosh the Greatest HitsTour, Yes with guests Jerry Cantrell and
Candlebox, August seventh, Huntington BankPavilion, Northerly Island. Ooh, downtown,
right on the lake. That's gonnabe awesome, Have a great time.
Love you, brother Tom, hangin the line. Well, oh,
(43:43):
we'll get your tickets to you,tickets for everybody else at live nation
dot com. And thank you forplaying Don't Kill And remember the name of
the game is Don't Kill Angie.Yeah, the n and the t on
Don't Aren't Silence Rock nine Audio SlaveRock nainety five to five. Good morning,
(44:05):
roadies, how you doing? Ninetyfive minutes? Commercial free is coming
up? It is a gloomy,gross day, it's a Monday, but
amazing rock music NonStop for ninety fiveminutes. That it's gonna be amazing.
They'll turn up your Monday and requestWars is coming up in minutes. It's
a good theme today. I wasconfused, but I got it now.
(44:27):
You were confused. Yeah, Iwas thinking it was a little older than
it was. Yeah, well it'sa gen X theme and Marris thinks I'm
from the eighteen hundreds, so that'spart of the problem. All right,
stay here, don't go anywhere.Ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is next.
We are in ninety five minutes CommercialFree rock right now on Rock ninety
(44:47):
five to five. Good morning,It's the Angie Taylor Show. Are you
watching the Olympics? Yes, Iam watching the Olympics. What did you
watch? I watch the US women'snational team. I watched archery. I
was watching it surfing. There wasa sailing accident that happened. My god,
I didn't see that part. It'sbeen lit all weekend. I watched
a lot of gymnastics. I watchedsimone. I watched this Brazilian gymnastics team
(45:14):
stunt like Team USA. That's like, yeah, they're like fierce. And
I watched the men's basketball. Okay, the hilarious thing about the men's basketball
with Team USA is it was USAversus Serbia and Dwayne Wade was doing commentary.
Oh nice, And every time likesomebody would do something, he's like,
(45:35):
that's my friend. I know him. Like Kevin Durant waithit to three,
He's like, I know him,I know him. That's an interesting
way to provide commentary. It's likeI kind of assume that they're all your
friends. But whatever it was,it was cute. But the city of
Paris is jam packed with people fromall over the world during the Olympics.
Right now, it's a great thingfor local businesses except for one, which
(45:57):
one the oldest one. Oh.Populations swelled and the great opportunities for people
in most professions. The world's oldestprofession is getting locked down though. French
police are cracking down hard on prostitutionand have created a special task force to
make sure there's no illegal handcap pancakegoing on in the city. There's going
(46:21):
to be extra officers in some ofthe areas known to be popular with the
sex workers and cabarets, and checkpointswill be set up to catch workers,
pimps and john's. The workers,of course, are not happy about this.
Right They've received support from some nonprofitorganizations who are urging police to focus
on the workers themselves and more notthe workers themselves, and focus more on
(46:45):
the criminals who attack, rape androb them. Right, it's Paris.
It there's a cornucopia of international sexiness. The last thing I'm looking for is
a But it's it's Paris, andit's all about the sex and the fronts
and all that. And I canfind some international tail, Yes you can,
(47:07):
but then they might not leave.You know, at least you got
a pro that knows, like,when it's over, you get the hell
out after I leave the money tohit the venmo. You don't pay for
prostitution because you want love, Youpay for them to leave, in and
out, in and out. PSAof the day. All right, Request
Wars is up next. Maris andI are battling gen X Rock ninety five
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to five. It's now time forRequest Wars. Arm your torpedoes? Are
you sure we should do that?Yes, we're sure we should do that.
Smacked off because this is gonna getreal in about a second. On
the Angie Taylor Show, Request whatare you doing? I'm taking a video
(47:52):
of Maris because you got your neweyeglasses. You've never worn eyeglasses. No,
I haven't. Oh you look socute. Hi, it's sexy.
I love a dude with eyeglasses anda baseball hat and tattoos. Yum,
that is right now. That isyou. I feel like I have evolved
you have. You're like a grownass man. You're like on some daddy
(48:14):
right now. I like it?All right, thank you for listening,
and it is time to play.Request wars. Our theme today came from
area code seven seven three. Youcan always send in a theme idea eight
four four fifty. Send in atheme idea, Maris and I will pick
a song based on your theme andbattle it out. Seven seven three.
Thank you, They said, Angie, I know your gen X. Let's
(48:36):
see you win a gen X rockbattle between you and Maris the millennial.
Let's see if you can wow challengeaccept it. Sorry, ma'am, I
don't know. Seven seven three Yeah, seven seven three. Let's see if
I can win a gen X rockbattle. I am gen X. You
are a millennial. Okay, todayI am the three time champion. Marris.
(49:00):
What is your gen X pick?I'm kicking this one off with a
song that you reminded me of.How great it was it's Nirvana breed.
You're evil, You're welcome, exorty. That's my power set set Nirvana Breed.
(49:27):
Oh my god, I love thatsong. Oh no, you're a
white loose today if you want that. Text a letter M to eight four
four fifty of course, gen Xmusic, angsy, angry, grunge.
We're pissed, our parents are neverhome. We're latch key kids. Nobody
cares about us. I went withrage against the machine killing in the name.
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What they told you torture. Ohyou've been practicing. Yes, it's
good. Rady gets to the sinekilling in the name. But that's your
pig. Text the letter A toeight four four ninety five to fifty,
thank you again to seven seventy threebecause it's Lala week and it's that's jen
(50:20):
X of all Jens. Oh yeah, it's Rock ninety five to five.
Don't leave me here, Lenny.I don't like when he says I'm gonna
leave you a woman. It makesme sound don't you ever leave me?
He's singing directly to you. Yes, yes, I'm not good for anybody
that He's right about that. Rockninety five to five, Good morning,
it's the Angie Taylor show on yourcloudy, rainy, eighty two degree and
(50:45):
humid day. But here we areto rock with you. So thank you
for hanging out with us. Weare in request wars right in the middle
of it. We're looking for yourvotes. Today. Area Code seven seventy
three came up with our theme todaytext us a theme that said, Angie,
I know you're a gen xer.Let's see if you win a gen
X rock battle between you and Marissthe Millennial. Oh, okay, we
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accept, let's go. Maris isthe challenger today. His song I'm very
mad at you? Why would yoube mad this song? That's a great
song. Thief thief man, Nirvanabreed, Sorry man gen X angst right
(51:38):
there, Nirvana breed. Or youcan go with my pick today. Rage
against the machine is so gen x, so angry, so political, so
all of it. Let's go genx killing in the name Tom Morella.
That's my bost friend. I don'tknow if you know that, one of
(52:00):
many. It's my boyfriend. Okay, Cain, no, of course not.
Just look at him outside of hiswindow in the bushes. Oh,
don't worry about it, all right. If you want rage against the machine
text letter A to eight four four, ninety five to fifty, get the
boats in, Let's go ninety fiveminutes, Commercial Free, Still Going On
(52:22):
Rock ninety five to five, LilliadoRock ninety five five One morning Person Tattoo
is making us crazy in here.Yes we love you though prison tat even
though he hates us. All right. Today, in Request Wars, the
theme was from seven to seven three, Angie, I know your gen X.
(52:42):
Let's see if you win a genX rock battle between you and Maris
the millennial all Right challenge accepted Today, Marris had Nirvana Breed, which was
real dirty. How's that dirty?It's a fantastic song. You forgot about
that song until I played it,like to god I did. Yes,
Yes, one of my favorite.Thank you for reminding me. Yes,
(53:04):
it's a it's my favorite Nirvana songand versus me with rage against the machine
killing in the name. Do wehave a winner, Yes, we do
have a winner, and thank youroadies as always for voting. But gen
X y'all showed up and wasn't evenclose the first time in Yeah, we
haven't had a blowout in a while, first time in a month, and
(53:28):
it wasn't even close. I mean, should we flip the scripts tomorrow?
Oh yes, I like that,great idea. I'll still beat you in
that one too, Thanks say it. Nobody cares about us whatever. We're
gonna go home today. Our parentsaren't there. We'll just cooked dinner ourselves.
Oh, it's rage Rock ninety fiveto five. It's Rock ninety five,
(53:52):
five ninety five minutes commercial free goingon. Good Morning Auntie Taylor show
with sexy glasses. Maras can't keepmy You can't even make eye contact with
me right now? Well you havefour of them I can't connect. Let's
go to the head of all theroadies, the secretary of the show,
keeping the docks, dragging us tohell. Good morning, Jay the Gay.
(54:15):
Good morning to you, my darlingbreeders. Wow. Yeah, no,
listen, this morning we explore peoplewho aren't raised right, like those
who live in Idaho or berry sausagesin their backyard. Yeah. I actually
kind of agreed with Angie and Marrison their choices. Okay, for example,
(54:37):
Mariss, if he holds the doorfor you and you don't say thank
you, he's going to rip thatdoor off the hinges and beat you with
it. Yes, as he should. Yes, they should not be confused
though with him hitting you with thedoor for telling you that breed Larsen looks
like a twelve year old boy mightwords too. She's very basic. What
bree as mid it wasn't it is? Captain Marvel? That's what? Yeah?
(55:07):
Yeah, I'm sorry? What elseasked for? Angie? If you
men handle kids in public or havea dirty car, she will judge you,
just like she gets judged by serviceworkers at a restaurant when they tell
her, ma'am, it's barely noonand you've already had eight glasses of wine.
I don't like that. It's noteven neon thing yet, because first
of all, we start working atlike three o'clock in the morning. Yeah,
(55:28):
noon is happy hour, bitch,So don't judge me, judge the
ass, don't judge I am abreeder? And what else? Jay?
Also this morning, Angie found theanswer to a question that has plagued here
for some time. Why won't Jadastraight touch her? Even after she spiked
his food with cilis and bought himthe highest rated Laingderde Urban outfitters. It
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always seems he's more interested in wrestling, golf and going out with cigars with
the boys. Okay, true,Well, it turns out that Jada straight
Hitt access to a study that revealedwomen need to have sex more than once
a week till love longer, andmessy men need it less than once a
week till the longer. Are yousaying that my husband did this study and
he doesn't want to have sex withme as much? Well, I was
gonna say you. In a way, he's essentially killing two birds at one
(56:14):
stone, as he now gets overone hundred and he gets to be rid
of his couch dwelling, wine swillingninety day fiance watching wife relatively sooner than
he'd ever could have imagined. Ohmy god, that's so mean. That
was a deep burn, sir,so mean. Wow, you hate breeders
here, I just figured it outtoday. The gays hates the straight Lisa
(56:37):
or can we find your joy day? You can find my notes on Rock
ninety five five chi dot com andclick on the Angie Taylor tab. Thanks
yeah, thanks, And also,so I got anything that you miss from
the show, Please on the freeiHeartRadio apps just search me Anti Taylor's show.
(57:00):
It's time for the ten o'clock toaston the Angie Taylor show. Yeah,
Angie's drinking at ten am joiner ina toast A fellowship chugger. My
ten o'clock toast today goes out toall of the childless cat ladies. Now
this because is you know, prisonTattoo was saying he hates breaders. However,
(57:25):
I have something to say for childlesscat ladies. First of all,
good for you. You want tofocus on other things, right, like
your career, or your interests oryour hobbies. You have concerns about the
state of the world other than youknow, like the environments and things like
that. Maybe you can't afford toraise a child. There's so many reasons
(57:49):
to not have a child, Sostop shaming people for it. It's okay.
Maybe you simply don't want them.Maybe kids piss you off. You
don't have many time I see kidson the street where I want to kick
a kid. Sometimes you just wantto kick kids. I wouldn't do it.
You want to bring the rain ofpain on children that you don't know.
(58:10):
I am a mother, uh huh, but sometimes I want to kick
other people's kids. Would I doit? Never? I would never kick
your child, But some of yourkids deserve a kick. Have you seen
the hockey coaches that like, atthe end of the season, they'll play
their team. This is like sevenyear olds and they just lay them out.
Oh yeah, yeah, give themwhat they deserve and hav you got
(58:37):
me. It's like sometimes people don'twant them, and yes, hockey is
a perfect place to do that becauseyou know, fighting is a lack.
Yeah, you check them into theboards real hard. Sorry you broke your
nose, lost too, he wassupposed to lose it. Hey, you
got more teeth coming in the grownup teeth are coming. Don't worry about
it. Don't hate on people.They don't want to have kids? Am
(59:00):
I right present at exactly? Shoutout to the childish cat ladies. We
have other things to do. Sometimesyou said, yeah, we are you.
My child's an adult now, soI have other things to do.
I'm not having any more children.I'm not having anymore You have dogs,
Those are not children. Don't don'tbe one of those people that thinks you're
(59:22):
animals are your children. I'm justthey're not. I'm just trying to everybody
thinks that your animals are your childrenuntil you have a child, and then
they just become a dog or catsor whatever. Then you're like, my
dog got kennel cough recently from thekennel. And I was like, you're
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gonna have to wait this out becauseI'm not taking you your doctor again.
Why I'm so tired of paying Andthen my husband I do, but like,
oh, it shouldn't be. It'slike it's like if a hundred year
old person got really sick with something, you were like, eh, I'd
still want to get their stories.I'd want to, you know, I
don't have money to pay for you. And then he took it and there's
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a dog to the bed and itwas six hundred dollars and I was like,
see, could have waited that oneout. I'm just saying, anyway,
so many things that our kids,you know what I'm saying.
Jam job. It's the job,and it's Monday on Rocket ninety five to
five. Heado, Good morning,Auntie Taylor show is on. Hello,
roadies, how you doing. Goodmorning, Thank you for hanging out with
us every day. Good morning,Maris, good morning, Little, Good
morning Angie, Maress. What's thatface for you? You have some new
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eyewear. Yep, I got spectacles. Now. Welcome to the glasses club.
Welcome to the four I club.Thank you. It feels like an
honor to be here. Now.I love these glasses on you. Thank
you. It's hot. It ishot. Yeah, it's sexy. Good
Maris wandering around Lollapalooza, just gettingready. Hell yes, ooh you're gonna
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okay, that's something you're gonna realize. When it's very hot and humid and
sweaty, the glasses make you crazybecause then you like you get the sweat
under and then the fog. Yes, all of that. But it looks
very nice. Thank you, veranice hope you had a great weekend,
And to what you guys do thisweekend? What's going on with you?
You can call and text us anytimeeight four four nine ninety five fifty.
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That is a call. In linethat it's a text line. Today on
the show, we got tickets toBush. Yes, we've got Bush tickets
to switch Foot, tickets to Hoodyand the Blowfish, lots of tickets.
Today. It's going to be eightyand rainy. Today it is humid and
gross. But we're here to getyou through the day. First thing we
do, bright and early. Firstsong of the day is a big kick
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in the crotch. Let's do it. It's the five am kicking the crunch
on the Auntie Taylor Show, Rockninety little slip knot. Okay, let's
go wait and bleed. That's howyou wake up on a Monday. There
you go. Now you're awake.Oh yeah, Now we can move on
with our day. Good morning.We're going to tell you what happened on
this day. Our look back inall kinds of history is next Rock ninety
(01:53):
five to five. That's live andwe are live Auntie Taylor Show on Rock
ninety five to five. Good morning, Let's tell you what happened on this
day. Today is July twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. On this day,
July twenty ninth, nineteen fifty three, Getty Lee was born. He
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is seventy one. Today Rush LegendRock and Roll Hall of Famer getting old
over there, all our rock starsare getting old seriously on this day.
In nineteen fifty eight, NASA wascreated nine months after Russia launched their first
Sputnake satellite MM because America was like, uh uh, nope, you can't
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be first. On this day.In nineteen eighty one, Prince Charles and
the Lady Diana were married before twentyfive hundred guests at Saint Paul's Cathedral in
London. The fairytale wedding was watchedby seven hundred million viewers around the world.
Damn, seven hundred million people watch. I remember I was a little
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I was little insane. I rememberwatching that wedding and I'm like, oh,
it's a real princess. Seven hundredmillion around the world. Charles and
Diana were divorced in nineteen ninety six. Now, what is this just like
people being in love with the royalsor did people love Diana that much at
that time? Both? I thinkokay, I think people were very obsessed
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with Diana. Also, that wasnineteen eighty one. We had maybe three
four TV channels and that was theonly thing to watch, and I remember
it was like early in the morningbecause obviously London. Yeah, but yeah,
I remember that. Ooh boy.And today's Florida Man. Florida Man
makes a beer run with large gatorin hand. Of course gator was thirsty,
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but like, why carry the gatoraround? Well? Always with a
gator, always always. That's whathappened on this day. Thanks for being
with us today, Rock ninety fiveto five. Do you ever look at
the spelling of this song? Ohyeah, popped up on the RDS in
the car one day. My daughterlooked at it and she goes, eh,
and I'm like, what do youknow about that? Anyway, come
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on, field of It's Rock ninetyfive to five. Good morning. Have
you ever been in a restaurant orlike a fast food place and there was
something gross in your food? Yes? What was it? It was a
hair? Yeow yeah, and itwas It was one of those things where
I've like, I've noticed like ifmy beard hair will like kind of fall
in, I'll just kind of go. If it's your hair, it's different.
(04:26):
If it's mine. It was notmine. It was long and didn't
zimble anybody that sat at my table, and I was just kind of like,
that's disgusting. Do I send thisback? Yes, yes, you
send that back, but this isdisgusting. This woman, Tiffany Floyd,
was horrified to find her four yearold daughter's Burger King meal covered in blood.
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Oh that's ketchup. This woman visiteda New York drive through and said,
my daughter was with me, andall I heard was mom, I
don't want ketchup. And I lookto see blood all over her hamburger and
the toys. So then the manageradmitted that a cook had cut his hand
(05:11):
and offered her a refund. Arefund, Yeah, I need what I
mean? Hello? Uh So thiswoman called her daughter's doctor, who advised
blood tests that she has to takeover the next year now. She also
reported the incident to the local healthinspector. Burger King's corporate office promised to
cover the medical expenses. But thiswoman is saying it's not enough. My
daughter hasn't eaten since this, andmy anxiety's through the roof. Oh that
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that's the worst. How okay,you cut your hand? Now, I
watch a lot of like chopped yes, and you know you cut your hand
and it's immediately the food like goesaway. Right, you know, the
immediately like cover everything up, likeget band aids all of that stuff.
How do you have enough blood flowingout of you that it's all over everything
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else? Just serve it. You'rejust sitting there like, oh damn,
I'm bleeding because like you think aboutit, they bandage it up and then
they go get a glove. Yes, I love and then if they have
to, you know, anything thatthey were touching is like in the garbage,
the knives, cutting board, everything. Oh my god. He was
just like, oh, you know, well, got to keep it on
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time. No, we could geta fresh burger. I can wait.
And whenever it's something like this,it's always funny to me that the restaurant's
like, I'll give you a refund, or I'll give you a credit for
a credit. Yeah, come on, dude, is blood. I feel
bad for the daughter, like knowingshe hasn't eaten she hasn't eaten it,
and not only that, but tohave to get blood tests over the next
(06:45):
year in case this person had somesort of blood disease or disorder, infection
or yeah, disgusting. All right, well, enjoy your breakfast. Just
check for blue this morning. We'regonna tell you it's up for your day.
Nudes and info that you need iscoming up. Rock naty five to
five, Rock naety five to five. Good morning, Happy Monday. Angie
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Taylor Show is here. Let's tellyou what's up for your day. Angie
will now fill your brain with theright amount of craft for your day.
Here's what's up Olympics, Olympics everythingyou guys watching the Olympics, of course.
Yeah. More than eighty medals werehanded out in the opening weekend of
the Olympics, and team USA iscarrying twelve of those. Nice seven came
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in swimming. We always get thebig swimming medals. US also snagged six
silvers in swimming, diving, fencing, and mountain biking. Men's basketball team
crush Serbia mm hm US surfers dominatedthe opening round and the women's gymnastics team
cruised through their qualifiers. Simone Bilestweaked her calf, but she still competed
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and it did great. I mean, if she's performing like that with a
tweet calf, right, come on? Did you watch you opening ceremonies?
I didn't. It was amazing.I thought it was amazing. I was
like half asleep trying to like watchit live. Yeah, and I was
like, it just doesn't make sensein the commentary, is weird right now?
So I just rolled over. Alot of people were on the fence
about how they felt about it.Yeah, I thought it was great.
(08:16):
Celine Dion's comeback performance was the bighighlight. You need to watch that.
Yes, she was amazing. Therewas that whole metal horse like going through
the Seine river thing, a horsegalloping on the Seine. That was pretty
cool. A lot of people werelike confused about the Marie Antoinette imagery.
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So you didn't see it, butthey're you know, like when they're going
down the river, they're right infront of where Marie Antoinette was beheaded.
There was a huge portrait of herholding her head. Yeah, and everybody's
like this is satanic, And I'mlike, do you guys not know about
history? I feel like, yeah, I think that was like the running
theme is like I need a historylesson after watching that. Okay, yes
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she was the queen, she wasbeheaded, blah blah blah. All right.
Deadpool and Wolverine broke records this weekendwith two hundred and five million at
the domestic box office. Making itthe eighth biggest opening of all time.
It now holds the record for thebiggest opening ever for an R rated movie.
Nice you went and saw it.It was very funny, hilarious,
(09:22):
vulgar, bloody, and absolutely everythingI would have expected from Deadpool right on.
Out of five stars, what wouldyou give it? Four and a
half ooh Deadpools Hugh Jackman and RyanReynolds have great chemistry their besties in real
life, so that works all righton screen very well. Speaking of nerds,
this is perfect if you've always hadthe hots for like Wonder Woman,
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but maybe you just haven't heard ofthe Internet yet. San Diego's. San
Diego's biggest comic con event was thisweekend, and a phone sex line tried
to drum up business by offering todo calls as different comic book characters.
The The idea kind of seems obsoletein the age of OnlyFans, but Yese
phone sex lines still do exist.It's one eight hundred phone sex. They
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ran an ad on Friday letting comiccon fans know their game for any and
all cosplay or fantasy role play calls. They posted a video of a lady
in a bad cat Woman costume tellingguys to call in if they want to
talk to a sexy superhero. It'stwo ninety nine and then eighty nine cents
a minute. Okay, Maris you'recalling this sex line? Which which comic
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character do you want to talk to? I want to talk to Captain Marvel.
That's a woman. Yeah, okay? Is that Brie Larson? Yes,
yeah, I knew that one.Yeah, Okay, I don't know
why I thought Captain Marvel was adude. You see, like I could
see this being a good thing,but like I could see the nerd community
to being hyper critical of the phonesex workers and being like, yes,
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you would never say something like that, right, that doesn't sound like her
at all. That's not comic bookaccurate. Yeah, they would pick apart
her phone sex just enjoy the sexytones exactly. That's what's up for your
day. Thanks for rocking with ustoday on Rock ninety five to five.
It's Rock Gonotty five to five.Good Monday morning, Gross day today though
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eighty two, rainy understorms all day. Human, but we're here to rock
with you. Thank you for beinghere. There's a new study out about
how often women should be having sex. Oh, do it or die?
Oh my goodness, yeah, doit or die. A new study shows
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that women can live longer if theyhave sex more often, thank thanks to
sex's heart healthy benefits. Oh.The research was published in the Journal of
Psychosexual Health, and it found thatfemales between the ages of twenty to sixty
who had sex infrequently less than oncea week, we're at a seventy percent
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in cree of death. Seventy justdeath, death, no explanation, just
you're gonna die if you don't doit once a week. Oh my goodness.
What uh? The women could benefitfrom enjoying intimate relations more than once
every seven days. Sexual activity isimportant for overall cardiovascular health, possibly due
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to reduction of heart rate variability andblood float increase. Also found that depression,
when combined with low sexual frequency,also resulted in a higher risk of
mortality. Yeah. Well, see, now there's a whole thing, because
when you're depressed, you don't reallywant to have sex all the time,
but you got to do it soyou're not depressed, and then you live
(12:43):
longer. And who did this study? Men? I don't like. I
feel like it was a bunch ofmale scientists. They are like, let's
tell these women they got to knockit out with us at least once a
week? Are at least once aweek seventy percent? I mean it's a
very accurate study. They just founddeath. What do you mean as accurate?
How do you know it's accurate?There wasn't like, oh, you're
gonna end up with this type ofdisease or this type or mental health.
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It's death. Have more sex ordie. They're saying women could benefit from
more sex. However, it seemsmen might benefit from less. So dams,
ladies, let's gain information. Okay, it shows that sexual frequency interacts
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with gender to increase mortality. Idon't know why. For men it's it's
not as good to have sex morethan once a week, but for women
it's good. So they're telling usto you guys, forget about you.
Us girls just have to bang itout with each other. I guess I
think that works for us too.How way huh get the watch beyond side?
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Oh? Who said you could watchsee? I love? How dudes
always think that they're going to bea part of this equation? Said,
what are we selling tickets? Isthis theater? Here's the thought process,
right, explained, if guys haveto have sex less girls, women need
to have sex more often, addextra women to the equation and bank.
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No, yes, the math isnot math because then what you're still having
sex with us? You're trying toswing a threesum here, yes, then
you're still having sex. You haveto have less sex. No, it's
it's having sex once with two people. So I'm staying within my quota.
That's more sex house, but foryou, because now listen, I love
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I love male math. Dude,math, nice. Try. I tried
it, you tried it. Imade That was cute. But I don't
like how this study was just likemore sex for women, less sex for
guys. It doesn't line up properly. It does if you like the ladies.
But I'm left out. I gotbit. You can spank it like
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watch cheat and watch a porn orsomething. I don't know, but I
don't know. That study is soconfusing to me. It was so very
If we don't have sex every week, we're gonna die death death. Hey,
it's Bush, it's Bush. Andwe have Bush tickets today coming up
in a couple hours after eight o'clock. And don't Kill and Jay Rock ninety
(15:37):
five to five, Johnny, I'mrock ninety five to five. We'll shaken
Roadies likes to rocking with us.People have a lot of superstitions and try
to do things for luck. Uh, these superstitious soon to be newlyweds are
into some weird new specific piece ofprotein to produce the picture perfect atmosphere on
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their big day. Sausage. Here'sa reminder to plant a sausage the night
before your wedding and not they're notbeing facetious. No, you bury the
uncooked breakfast sausage in the garden andit's supposed to keep the rain away on
your wedding day. Where is thisfrom the UK? But still, but
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still, I mean I've heard Idon't remember what religious idol it is,
but like if you bury it upsidedown in your yard to sell your house,
like your house will sell. There'sone of those. I know there's
fertility ones. I know there's differentones, but this is you bury a
sausage in your yard the night beforeyour wedding to make sure it doesn't rain
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on your wedding. And it's fromthe UK, yes, where it rains
regularly without every day. Okay,it rains like all day every day.
I don't know why or who orwhat or why. Somebody's playing a joke
on these people and said, yeah, yeah, bury the banger and you're
gonna get a perfect wedding day.You want to get your sausage buried on
your wedding night. I don't knowabout the day before, but yes,
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yes, maybe I don't know,Like, yeah, it rains all the
time, like you said in theUK, So what's a point. It's
hard to avoid. You can't reallyplan around that. Some of these brides
are saying that it works though.Really, yeah, I'm on the deck
with a bury of the sausage fornice weather for your wedding day, this
woman said, and and then shehas a child of prog statuette. It's
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a figuring a baby Jesus in theground as good wedding day omens as well.
It's a lot. It's I mean, it poured rain on my wedding
day. Really. Oh we gotmarried on May fourteenth, and I'm like,
May, that's gonna be perfect.May fourteenth is not gonna be too
hot, beautiful weather, not gonnabe too cold. It was eighty the
whole entire week and then the dayof my wedding it was freezing rain like
(17:56):
pellets of ice. Oh, whichwas crazy. Not okay, And I've
been married for thirteen years. Sono, I didn't bury a sausage.
So you would recommend a rainy weddingday. I think it's fine. I
don't think it matters. I reallydon't think it matters. But bury a
sausage, I guess after we tryit. Well, that night, yes
as well, but the night before. All right. I want to talk
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to you guys about how you knowpeople are total ahole. There are signs
that immediately show somebody wasn't raised right. I think we all know some of
these signs. We're going to talkabout that next Rock ninety five to five.
Who fighters on your cloudy, humideighty two degree day, A lot
of rain today? Thank you forlistening. How you doing? It's the
(18:40):
Angie Taylor Show. People are sharingthe signs that immediately show someone wasn't raised
right, and we need to talkabout it. Oh, there's a lot
of them. Somebody on Twitter askswhat immediately tells you that a person wasn't
raised right. The responses were everythingfrom just courtesy, things like being kind
of customer service work to deeper characterflaws, like disrespecting their mom. Oh,
(19:03):
things like that never here are someof the most common things. How
they treat people lower on the socioeconomicscale. So if you've got money and
you're around people that are poor andyou're mean to them, that shows you
were not raised right. Going tosomeone's house and thinking it's normal to not
say hello to the parents. Ohno, you got to. That's the
(19:26):
first line of respect, right.Not taking care of other people's things.
People who have no concept of aninside voice in public, oh hello,
just oh, or the people thatget on the plane and are having a
full on conversation and they have iton speaker and are super loud, annoying,
(19:48):
thinking you're better than anybody else.Cursing or being disrespectful to your mother
is just unnecessary. Huge character flaw. Yeah, that's huge. Huge.
I mean, I'll say stuff aboutmy mid behind her back, but that's
her face. I don't want toget smacked. Snapping her fingers or clapping
at someone to get their attention.Oh, like they're a dog. That's
(20:10):
fight night right there. Totally takingvideos of random people on the street.
I hate that so much. Yeah, eating at a restaurant not cleaning up
after yourself. Oh god. Soand like it's that thing where people are
like, oh, it's through job, and I was like, it wasn't
your job to make a complete messover you or when you're rude to the
staff, of course. And thenlastly, people that litter, oh yeah,
(20:34):
you know, like just I've seenpeople throw things out of their window
when they're driving, like a fullbag of McDonald's or something astonishing to me,
that is so crazy. You couldn'tjust leave it in your car for
two more seconds to find a garbagecan. What shows you someone wasn't raised
right Maras For me is people whodon't say thank you when I hold the
door for them, Yeah, becausethen there's an entire rage level where I
(20:57):
just want to rip the door offthe hinge and eat them with Yeah,
like I was being nice. Yeah, whenever I hold the door for somebody
and they don't say thank you,I'm like, you're welcome, right,
just yell it real passive aggressively,what about you. I think people that
are man handling their kids in public, oh, or like you know,
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like calling them names or screaming atthem or snatching them up in public.
It's just like not, it's notgood. You were not raised right?
Oh, you also weren't raised right. If I get into your car and
it is complete trash on the insideand there's garbage all over the floor and
empty bottles and empty past food beds, Oh, that's okay, all right.
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So that's the question for you.Rody's what immediately tells you a person
was not raised right? You justknow right away they were not raised right.
Eight four four ninety five point fifty. Call now with your answer.
Somebody will get sweet tickets to seeswitch Foot Blue October and Matt Nathanson eight
four four ninety five fifty they werenot raised right? And it shows I
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want to hear your answers. We'retaking your calls now. Rock ninety five
to five, Rock ninety five tofive, Happy Monday, It's Angie Taylor
Show. Oftentimes, you know you'reout in public and you witness somebody else
just being stupid. You see themdo something that you're like, this person
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was not raised right. Whatever itis that they do, What is a
telltale sign that somebody was not raisedright? That is the question. Eight
four four nine five ninety five fiftyCall with your answer. Let's go to
Jenis from Geneva. Hi, Jannis, Hey, good morning, good guys,
thanks so much, good morning,thanks for calling. Okay, what
immediately tells you a person wasn't raisedright? Okay, this one makes me
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crazy when I go out to eatand I see people around whose manners are
awful, and that they don't knowhow to use this cutlery, they don't
know how to talk to people,and they're constantly and this one makes me
crazy, constantly talking with their mouthfull, oh oh, chewing with their
mouth open and talking with food intheir mouth. And if this happens on
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a date, that's the first,last and only one. You're sitting there
and his spaghetti's like flying out ofhis mouth while he's talking about like,
no, not cute. Jannie.That's a good one. Thank you so
much for the call. Everybody hangingthe line. Somebody's gonna get tickets to
switch what. Let's go to Patrickfrom Carol Stream. Hi, Patrick,
Hey, how's it going. It'sgoing on all right? You see this
(23:37):
and other people and you're like,that person was not raised right? What
is it? I would I wouldjust say being rude to like food service
workers. Yeah, your servers,to the bartenders and stuff, not tipping,
just not being considerate of the weightstaff. Yeah, that's always a
big one. And I just feellike, if you're rude to the weight
staff, you're gonna be rude tome. You even be rude to me,
(24:00):
right, you're gonna be rude toyour mom. You're gonna be You're
just rude. You're not a consideratehuman. I like that one. Hang
on the line, Patrick, everybody, hang on. Let's go to Colin
from dayre Hi, Colin, goodmorning, How are you, Angie on
the morning? What's going on?Doing great? All right? What's your
answer? My answer is, afteryou get done shopping at the store,
(24:21):
right and you take your cart backto the car corral, the cart bin
in the parking lot y look tothe to the right, and somebody just
pushes their cart right to the parkingspace that's empty and leaves it there the
car corral. Non returning people areevil humans. Oh yes, the most
(24:45):
raised in a barn, right,totally, totally. And the cart bin
is five more feet away. Justpush it back to the bin. It
takes two seconds, and yes,and then you leave it. You leave
it in a parking spot, andthen I can't park there. And it's
like, especially on a really busyday, I got caught in this shop.
And the other day, like Iwas going back to my car and
this car is looking for a spotand there's just a big dumb cart sitting
(25:07):
there. Yeah. I just tookit right back, big dumb car.
Oh that was nice of you.Look at Maris doing the extra. I
always take him back. I goas far as actually organizing the cards in
the band so more cards can evengo. I do the same, Like
if they're kind of tilted weird andnobody's pushing him in right, I'm like,
all right, let me get thisall situated. Uh, Colin,
I love that. Hang on theline. Let's go to Tony from rosal
(25:29):
Hey, Tony, Hey, youdoing, Angie doing? Hey, what's
going on? What's your answer here? My biggest problem is, you know,
I deliver a lot of office furnitureand office supplies to businesses. So
when I deliver it, Tom,you know, I have to introduce myself
high I'm Tony blah blah blah,and when they have a they say,
(25:51):
oh, bring it here, andthen when they changed their mind. I've
had a few people say hey,hey you. Oh oh, and I
go home and I say my nameis Tony. It's not hey. Yeah.
Let's put that through our heads rightnow. Oh yeah, I am
not an animal, right, don'tsnap out you and say hey you that
drives me insane. I understand now, Tony, I get it. I
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love I love that answer. Hangon the line, Tony. Let's go
to Jerry from where Sleepy Hollow.Hey, Jerry, yes, good morning.
Good. What's your answer people thatdon't give up their seat on the
CPA for elders? Oh? Iagree with that, Like, how are
you not? You see some cutelittle lady come up there and she's got
(26:37):
a little caine or whatever, andyou just sit there and stare at her
while she's got a stand. Ohyeah, no, I get up.
You should You're you were raised right, Jerry? You were raised right?
Hang on the line. Can wego back to Colin from Dire please?
Hey? Colin, Hi, Angie, how are you great? We're gonna
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give you the tickets to switch FootBlue October and Matt Nathan said, hey,
nice, nice, Yes, itis nice to win things wonderful.
August seventeenth at Horseshoe Casino, andHammond. That's fun. You get to
go to the casino and check outa show and you're gonna be in the
suite. Not just regular tickets,sweet tickets. Yes, hang on the
line. We'll get you all hookedup. Hey, anybody else that wants
(27:22):
to go ticketmaster dot com. Thankyou so much for the calls. Is
Rock ninety five to five? Wee'sWee's Rock ninety five to five. How
you doing good? Monday morning?Hope your weekend kicked ass. Over the
weekend, I didn't really do awhole bunch. I'm cleaning the house because
I have one of my besties fromwhere I grew up and her daughter coming
(27:48):
in for Lollapalooza. Oh nice.Oh oh, it's like every year.
Every year during Lollapalooza is somebody callingme, Hey can I stay with you?
Yeah? And it's like Wednesday toMonday, so it's a long time
it is. It's a lot ofenergy in my house for all those days,
especially considering we're at Lala every dayand it's like a long day.
We're on the show, we're atLalla, We're all over the place.
(28:11):
Oh yeah. The other thing Idid was watch ninety Day Fiance, which
is if you're not watching ninety DayFiance, I don't know what's wrong with
you. I've never seen what itis the greatest show on television. I've
seen the clips. I know there'sthat dude that has no neck, yes,
and what's possibly the series that's biged He is not his wife.
She got a new man. That'sa whole other story. Say what,
(28:33):
Yeah, so missing out nty DayFiance is great, but there's on this
new version of ninety Day Fiance there'sa woman who is going to Iceland for
her man, Like they've been likelong distance and now she's moving to Iceland
for him, which is a bigdeal. She's a black woman. She's
like, there's no black people inIceland. This sucks, Like I could
(28:53):
imagine it, right. So theywere talking about how when you start if
you are in Iceland. This wasfascinating to me. If you're in Iceland
and you're dating, like Rykovic isthe big city there. The population of
Raykavik is one hundred and eighteen thousandpeople, Okay, and that's basically Iceland.
Like there's other like little villages orwhatever, but that's is mostly Ice
(29:17):
so one hundred and eighteen thousand people. So if you're on Iceland dating sites,
they want you to be aware thatyou could easily match with a relative,
considering considering that it's an island basically, and there's one hundred to put
it in perspective, Naperville has onehundred and forty nine thousand people in it,
(29:38):
Iceland one hundred and eighteen thousand people. Wow, and this is an
ice land like just island, right, and so the chances of dating somebody
that you related to are very high. That's not okay. So the dating
site says, do you want tofind out now or later? They give
you an option. I was like, oh, that's so evil, that's
(30:03):
evil. It's good, but itall like would you want to find out
before? Yeah, immediately immediately.What if they were like third cousin?
No, no, you no,no, I don't know. I don't
know when it's in the blood whereit's really bad. I know, first
cousin is bad, Second cousin's probablynot good. Your cousin can can we
(30:26):
get away with third cousin? Somy dad was adopted. So I always
had this irrational fear that I wouldjust magically run up on one of my
cousins and be like, oh you'rehot. We're hot and find out later.
And I'm like, that's why yougot to do a twenty three and
me, oh yeah, do atwenty three of me because we're in a
very populous area. But if youwere on Iceland, the odds are.
(30:48):
I love that the site is likeyou want to find out nour later,
that's amazing. It's rock ninety fiveto five rocking you listen. I'm not
a country music fan, no,not by any means, No surprise there.
I just I mean, I knowa lot of are roadies listening,
you know, like country and rockare kind of like cousins. I guess,
(31:10):
you know. And it seems likea lot of rock stars end up
doing country when they get old.Oh yeah. This website, Zippa set
out to answer an important question,what state is the most like a country
song. They use some stereotypical metricsto determine which states were the most country.
The states with the highest alcohol consumptionokay, highest percentage of dog ownership,
(31:33):
oh boy, highest percentage of couplesthat divorced last year, and the
lowest population density. There's nothing abouta pickup truck in the middle of this,
I shockingly know. Okay, accordingto the website, you are the
most country if you drink a lot, own a dog, you just got
divorced, and you don't live aroundtoo many people. Based on that formula,
the most country state is Idaho.Not shocked at all. Not a
(31:57):
lot of people around Idaho. Imean, Boise is a nice city in
itself. There's not a whole whysthe friends of Idaho. Yeah, Udaho,
they don't live there anymore. Okay, it's Idaho, got boring.
But yeah, Idaho is supposed tobe the most country. Then Nevada,
New Mexico, Oregon, Missouri theleast country, New York, New Jersey,
(32:22):
Connecticut, Illinois, Marylands makes sense? Thank goodness. Is Tennessee bar
her to be only the twenty mostmost country state in America twenty you got
missed. Yeah, being south ofthe Mason Dixon, they should have been
top ten. I don't know ifyou guys know this. M As much
as I hate country music, Idid win a country music award. I
(32:45):
did write a country song I wanta CMA. I beat out Miranda Lambert
that year. Oh my goodness,it's called country twangy. Have you ever
heard it? I haven't. Here'scountry twangy. Now it's me crapping on
country music. This was made aboutfifteen years ago. Yes, yes I
(33:12):
do. Thanks well. I don'tcare much about the country music, but
I know it makes me wonder youcan lose it. Don't really care for
all these twangy lyrics, my countrygranny. If I have to hear it,
I see your gum rag on it. Comebup, truck t know your
music. I want you a dogand jeans, and I know you'll probably
(33:34):
changing your poor doggie up in theback or doggy And yeah, I don't
lack any of this country boot butoh you hogs like to do the two
step. Ain't got no boots andno gout this jiggling, So I'm sure
I can't hang out at the WigglyWiggly. I feel like should be one
of the things that's my that's calledcountry twangy. Yeah, I want a
CMA for that. That's beautiful.Yes, thank you very much. That's
(33:58):
impressive, But I hate country music. That was my own to hazing country
music. Now I got to moveto Idaho, you know, all right?
Thank you? So much for listening. It is time to get your
text in right now. Eight fourfour ninety five to fifty. Whatever's on
your mind, what's going on withyou, how is your weekend? You
want to shout somebody out? Anythingyou want to comment on on the show.
(34:20):
Ask us a question, whatever itis. Eight four four ninety five
fifty. We read your text everyday and we're going to read them next.
Let's take some calls from the requestline. Yes, let's number one.
Thank you for all the texts.Eight four four ninety five to fifty.
We read them every day because wewant to be close. Let's read
these two two four area code says, today's my beautiful wife's birthday. Can
(34:45):
you wish Tiffany happy birthday? Bird? Yes? Crew fan said, whoa
that Tommy Lee intro into the AngieTaylor Show. He doesn't do stuff like
that. No, he doesn't,just for the but Angie daylor that's right.
I gotta like that. Joe,the head Rody of Wrestling went to
perogi Fest this weekend and there wasa vendor there called the Big Wiener.
(35:07):
I stopped by and asked if they'dseen Angie or Jay this weekend. But
they didn't, Yeah, because Ihide it. Two two four question for
Angie. Has Maria Palmer ever saton your lap? That would be pretty
cool? What? Yeah, it'sMonday. She has sat on my lap?
(35:27):
Oh yeah, and I put heron my shoulders last year at Lollapalooza
to see Metallica better. She kepttrying to turn around, and I'm like,
calm down, calm down, juststay back here. You want Metallica
too, right, she wanted somethingelse. Becky from Lansing just turned on
my radio at work and all Iheard was bury the sausage, love the
(35:49):
iHeart app Love you guys. Yeah. Well, old funny gamer said,
Maris, you picked Brie Larson overScarlett Johansson. Are you mad? Not
mad at all? Captain Marvel hasbody of a twelve year old girl.
My first pick would be Natalie Portman. Yeah, yeah, Natalie Portman over
Bree Larson all day, every days? Are you crazy? You are mad?
(36:14):
I am mad? Crazy? Seventhree Good morning Angie, Merris HP
and prison Tattoo just wanted to sayit was hilarious that you all are talking
about if it's all right to bangcousins. While the intro of nothing else
matters is playing in the background.I know that I banged my fourth cousin.
I feel like after the second bloodcousin, the bloodline gets lost somewhere
(36:36):
down the line. Love you guys. Just because it's okay and the kid
is going to come out better doesn'tmean it's right. Family, Family,
Is it wrong? We did awhole thing about you can tell that someone
wasn't raised right. How can youtell seven to eight how someone was raised?
When entering a public restroom stall andnumber one, some dude pete everywhere,
(37:00):
but the toilet number two literally somebodymanaged to either leave a big love
log or splatter painted toilet with youknow what and no attempt to flush,
Like are you an animal? YeahsMike from Chicago Heights. I hate plush.
I hate that blush. I feellike people are very used to public
toilets being auto flush and you haveto make sure you check because you just
(37:23):
get up and walk away and it'sstill in. I feel like using the
bathroom that should be second nature tohear off flush and if it doesn't right
six three zero. My siblings aren'tbad parents, but I question their parenting
style. Sometimes we went out toeat with my family yesterday. My nephew
had to sneeze mid chew. Hesees food all over my wife. By
(37:46):
the way, only four point fivestars for Deadpool and Wolverine Maras. I
gave it five for the first fifteenminutes alone. It was great. It
was amazing. I just like originalDeadpool a lot better than that. We
had a lot of texts about countrytwangy. Oh my CMA Award winning song
Chad from Juliet. Hey, guys, it's Chad. Please please please play
(38:08):
country twangy for request. Worse,No, you don't get it again,
campbelto Tim, Hey, Angie,is your country song on Spotify? I
love that Alan Jackson song Chattahoochee,but your version is pretty damn good.
Blue the head rodeo of Maris mutes. All right, where can I download
that song? Lmao. I'm intears. I'm sorry you guys, Dodo
(38:31):
Publishing Rights and the person that producedit. I'm gonna have to put out
Taylor's version of it because the produceris very I mean, you are Angie
Taylor. So it is Taylor's version. I wrote it, yes, but
I didn't produce it. Ooh,So that person's being in a hole.
All right, thank you for allthe texts today. We love you,
roadies. I'm gonna tell you what'sup for your day. All the news
(38:52):
and info you need is next Rockninety five to five Misty Boys Rocking You're
a Cloudy eighty two HU mid Monday. Thank you for listening. It's time
to play Don't Kill ange You wantto play everybody's favorite game? Call NOWT
eight four four ninety five fifty.If you keep me alive, I got
your tickets to Bush. Don't KillAngie is to choose your adventure game to
(39:15):
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday.Pick or fat, but be careful.
One wrong move we'll kill Angie.Chill Angie. And it's only on vock
twenty five five. Look at this, it's a brand new week, a
brand new opportunity for me to die. I don't want to die, though,
(39:35):
I don't want to die. Letme talk to Ryan from Chicago.
Hello, Ryan, Ryan? Oop? Do we have him? Ryan?
Run right out there? Hey?What's going on? Ryan? Ryan?
Ryan? What's going on with yourphone? Buddy? Jail? All right,
(39:58):
let's go to somebody else. Whodo we have here? Brother Tom?
Hellos Hey, how you doing.I'm yourself, I'm doing great.
Are you ready to play Don't KillAngie? Yeah? What the hell,
let's do this? What the helltry to keep me alive? Dude?
If you do, you got ticketsto a bush? Okay, yeah,
(40:22):
everybody loves all right, let's gotake it away. Berkeley, you ashell
our narrator. The beautiful now spectacledfor a mass. I love your glasses,
mares. You look so hot withthese glasses. Yeah, I appreciate
(40:42):
it. Ay, Yes, brotherTom, welcome to Don't Kill Angie.
Yes, it's Lallapalooza. We Lallastarts on Thursday, and it's time for
the annual Berry y'all drugs ceremony.Yes, Angie has got to get to
grand party today and bury her partyfavors before the gates open. Now,
(41:04):
the question for you, brother Tom, is where should Angie bury the goods?
Under home plate on the soft fieldor under the Perry stack on the
field soft Let's go under the homeplate, under the soft field, under
the soft field. Yes, that'sexactly what you just said, Merritt.
I didn't say ball, I justsaid I stopped that song under the play
(41:25):
at soft field. We'll do itthere. I don't know where soft field
is, but I will find it. The glasses aren't working. The glasses
ain't glasses. A fine choice,indeed, a fine choice. Indeed,
brother Tom, you picked under homeplate on the softball field. Yes,
(41:49):
Angie is going to do this missionin the dark of night. She walks
into Grant Park with a big shoveland pulls up to the drop spot.
But very much us here. Andrewstarts digging and suddenly a huge spotlight hits
her and shines on her. Ohno, com start running. And Andrew
(42:14):
starts running too, right into theavenue. She got hit by a bus.
Brother Tom, I'm sorry, Ohmy god killed? And she let
me finish that off. Here comesthe number twenty six c TA bus.
It smashes into Angie. Oh no, you kill Angie? Improv Marris's glasses
(42:37):
don't work. I'm sorry. Iknow, brother Tom. You're still qualified
for our grand prize. Okay,excellent, excellent? Say what's that?
Brother, Hey, that's the streamof glory. Yeah, that is the
(42:59):
stream and go ferry? Is ittime to change up the screaming? Go
fairy? Now? I feel likeeverybody knows the screaming, go fairy,
you gotta find another We gotta beinspired by a new sound. I think
it's close. There's a really goodYeah, there's an audio version of me
snoring. We could do the snoringfairy. Oh wow, my husband,
(43:21):
My husband took audio of it.Okay, you got a pair of tickets
to go see Bosh the Greatest HitsTour, Yes with guests Jerry Cantrell and
Candlebox, August seventh, Huntington BankPavilion, Northerly Island. Ooh, downtown,
right on the lake. That's gonnabe awesome, Have a great time.
Love you, brother Tom, hangin the line. Well, oh,
(43:43):
we'll get your tickets to you,tickets for everybody else at live nation
dot com. And thank you forplaying Don't Kill And remember the name of
the game is Don't Kill Angie.Yeah, the n and the t on
Don't Aren't Silence Rock nine Audio SlaveRock nainety five to five. Good morning,
(44:05):
roadies, how you doing? Ninetyfive minutes? Commercial free is coming
up? It is a gloomy,gross day, it's a Monday, but
amazing rock music NonStop for ninety fiveminutes. That it's gonna be amazing.
They'll turn up your Monday and requestWars is coming up in minutes. It's
a good theme today. I wasconfused, but I got it now.
(44:27):
You were confused. Yeah, Iwas thinking it was a little older than
it was. Yeah, well it'sa gen X theme and Marris thinks I'm
from the eighteen hundreds, so that'spart of the problem. All right,
stay here, don't go anywhere.Ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is next.
We are in ninety five minutes CommercialFree rock right now on Rock ninety
(44:47):
five to five. Good morning,It's the Angie Taylor Show. Are you
watching the Olympics? Yes, Iam watching the Olympics. What did you
watch? I watch the US women'snational team. I watched archery. I
was watching it surfing. There wasa sailing accident that happened. My god,
I didn't see that part. It'sbeen lit all weekend. I watched
a lot of gymnastics. I watchedsimone. I watched this Brazilian gymnastics team
(45:14):
stunt like Team USA. That's like, yeah, they're like fierce. And
I watched the men's basketball. Okay, the hilarious thing about the men's basketball
with Team USA is it was USAversus Serbia and Dwayne Wade was doing commentary.
Oh nice, And every time likesomebody would do something, he's like,
(45:35):
that's my friend. I know him. Like Kevin Durant waithit to three,
He's like, I know him,I know him. That's an interesting
way to provide commentary. It's likeI kind of assume that they're all your
friends. But whatever it was,it was cute. But the city of
Paris is jam packed with people fromall over the world during the Olympics.
Right now, it's a great thingfor local businesses except for one, which
(45:57):
one the oldest one. Oh.Populations swelled and the great opportunities for people
in most professions. The world's oldestprofession is getting locked down though. French
police are cracking down hard on prostitutionand have created a special task force to
make sure there's no illegal handcap pancakegoing on in the city. There's going
(46:21):
to be extra officers in some ofthe areas known to be popular with the
sex workers and cabarets, and checkpointswill be set up to catch workers,
pimps and john's. The workers,of course, are not happy about this.
Right They've received support from some nonprofitorganizations who are urging police to focus
on the workers themselves and more notthe workers themselves, and focus more on
(46:45):
the criminals who attack, rape androb them. Right, it's Paris.
It there's a cornucopia of international sexiness. The last thing I'm looking for is
a But it's it's Paris, andit's all about the sex and the fronts
and all that. And I canfind some international tail, Yes you can,
(47:07):
but then they might not leave.You know, at least you got
a pro that knows, like,when it's over, you get the hell
out after I leave the money tohit the venmo. You don't pay for
prostitution because you want love, Youpay for them to leave, in and
out, in and out. PSAof the day. All right, Request
Wars is up next. Maris andI are battling gen X Rock ninety five
(47:30):
to five. It's now time forRequest Wars. Arm your torpedoes? Are
you sure we should do that?Yes, we're sure we should do that.
Smacked off because this is gonna getreal in about a second. On
the Angie Taylor Show, Request whatare you doing? I'm taking a video
(47:52):
of Maris because you got your neweyeglasses. You've never worn eyeglasses. No,
I haven't. Oh you look socute. Hi, it's sexy.
I love a dude with eyeglasses anda baseball hat and tattoos. Yum,
that is right now. That isyou. I feel like I have evolved
you have. You're like a grownass man. You're like on some daddy
(48:14):
right now. I like it?All right, thank you for listening,
and it is time to play.Request wars. Our theme today came from
area code seven seven three. Youcan always send in a theme idea eight
four four fifty. Send in atheme idea, Maris and I will pick
a song based on your theme andbattle it out. Seven seven three.
Thank you, They said, Angie, I know your gen X. Let's
(48:36):
see you win a gen X rockbattle between you and Maris the millennial.
Let's see if you can wow challengeaccept it. Sorry, ma'am, I
don't know. Seven seven three Yeah, seven seven three. Let's see if
I can win a gen X rockbattle. I am gen X. You
are a millennial. Okay, todayI am the three time champion. Marris.
(49:00):
What is your gen X pick?I'm kicking this one off with a
song that you reminded me of.How great it was it's Nirvana breed.
You're evil, You're welcome, exorty. That's my power set set Nirvana Breed.
(49:27):
Oh my god, I love thatsong. Oh no, you're a
white loose today if you want that. Text a letter M to eight four
four fifty of course, gen Xmusic, angsy, angry, grunge.
We're pissed, our parents are neverhome. We're latch key kids. Nobody
cares about us. I went withrage against the machine killing in the name.
(49:58):
What they told you torture. Ohyou've been practicing. Yes, it's
good. Rady gets to the sinekilling in the name. But that's your
pig. Text the letter A toeight four four ninety five to fifty,
thank you again to seven seventy threebecause it's Lala week and it's that's jen
(50:20):
X of all Jens. Oh yeah, it's Rock ninety five to five.
Don't leave me here, Lenny.I don't like when he says I'm gonna
leave you a woman. It makesme sound don't you ever leave me?
He's singing directly to you. Yes, yes, I'm not good for anybody
that He's right about that. Rockninety five to five, Good morning,
it's the Angie Taylor show on yourcloudy, rainy, eighty two degree and
(50:45):
humid day. But here we areto rock with you. So thank you
for hanging out with us. Weare in request wars right in the middle
of it. We're looking for yourvotes. Today. Area Code seven seventy
three came up with our theme todaytext us a theme that said, Angie,
I know you're a gen xer.Let's see if you win a gen
X rock battle between you and Marissthe Millennial. Oh, okay, we
(51:09):
accept, let's go. Maris isthe challenger today. His song I'm very
mad at you? Why would yoube mad this song? That's a great
song. Thief thief man, Nirvanabreed, Sorry man gen X angst right
(51:38):
there, Nirvana breed. Or youcan go with my pick today. Rage
against the machine is so gen x, so angry, so political, so
all of it. Let's go genx killing in the name Tom Morella.
That's my bost friend. I don'tknow if you know that, one of
(52:00):
many. It's my boyfriend. Okay, Cain, no, of course not.
Just look at him outside of hiswindow in the bushes. Oh,
don't worry about it, all right. If you want rage against the machine
text letter A to eight four four, ninety five to fifty, get the
boats in, Let's go ninety fiveminutes, Commercial Free, Still Going On
(52:22):
Rock ninety five to five, LilliadoRock ninety five five One morning Person Tattoo
is making us crazy in here.Yes we love you though prison tat even
though he hates us. All right. Today, in Request Wars, the
theme was from seven to seven three, Angie, I know your gen X.
(52:42):
Let's see if you win a genX rock battle between you and Maris
the millennial all Right challenge accepted Today, Marris had Nirvana Breed, which was
real dirty. How's that dirty?It's a fantastic song. You forgot about
that song until I played it,like to god I did. Yes,
Yes, one of my favorite.Thank you for reminding me. Yes,
(53:04):
it's a it's my favorite Nirvana songand versus me with rage against the machine
killing in the name. Do wehave a winner, Yes, we do
have a winner, and thank youroadies as always for voting. But gen
X y'all showed up and wasn't evenclose the first time in Yeah, we
haven't had a blowout in a while, first time in a month, and
(53:28):
it wasn't even close. I mean, should we flip the scripts tomorrow?
Oh yes, I like that,great idea. I'll still beat you in
that one too, Thanks say it. Nobody cares about us whatever. We're
gonna go home today. Our parentsaren't there. We'll just cooked dinner ourselves.
Oh, it's rage Rock ninety fiveto five. It's Rock ninety five,
(53:52):
five ninety five minutes commercial free goingon. Good Morning Auntie Taylor show
with sexy glasses. Maras can't keepmy You can't even make eye contact with
me right now? Well you havefour of them I can't connect. Let's
go to the head of all theroadies, the secretary of the show,
keeping the docks, dragging us tohell. Good morning, Jay the Gay.
(54:15):
Good morning to you, my darlingbreeders. Wow. Yeah, no,
listen, this morning we explore peoplewho aren't raised right, like those
who live in Idaho or berry sausagesin their backyard. Yeah. I actually
kind of agreed with Angie and Marrison their choices. Okay, for example,
(54:37):
Mariss, if he holds the doorfor you and you don't say thank
you, he's going to rip thatdoor off the hinges and beat you with
it. Yes, as he should. Yes, they should not be confused
though with him hitting you with thedoor for telling you that breed Larsen looks
like a twelve year old boy mightwords too. She's very basic. What
bree as mid it wasn't it is? Captain Marvel? That's what? Yeah?
(55:07):
Yeah, I'm sorry? What elseasked for? Angie? If you
men handle kids in public or havea dirty car, she will judge you,
just like she gets judged by serviceworkers at a restaurant when they tell
her, ma'am, it's barely noonand you've already had eight glasses of wine.
I don't like that. It's noteven neon thing yet, because first
of all, we start working atlike three o'clock in the morning. Yeah,
(55:28):
noon is happy hour, bitch,So don't judge me, judge the
ass, don't judge I am abreeder? And what else? Jay?
Also this morning, Angie found theanswer to a question that has plagued here
for some time. Why won't Jadastraight touch her? Even after she spiked
his food with cilis and bought himthe highest rated Laingderde Urban outfitters. It
(55:52):
always seems he's more interested in wrestling, golf and going out with cigars with
the boys. Okay, true,Well, it turns out that Jada straight
Hitt access to a study that revealedwomen need to have sex more than once
a week till love longer, andmessy men need it less than once a
week till the longer. Are yousaying that my husband did this study and
he doesn't want to have sex withme as much? Well, I was
gonna say you. In a way, he's essentially killing two birds at one
(56:14):
stone, as he now gets overone hundred and he gets to be rid
of his couch dwelling, wine swillingninety day fiance watching wife relatively sooner than
he'd ever could have imagined. Ohmy god, that's so mean. That
was a deep burn, sir,so mean. Wow, you hate breeders
here, I just figured it outtoday. The gays hates the straight Lisa
(56:37):
or can we find your joy day? You can find my notes on Rock
ninety five five chi dot com andclick on the Angie Taylor tab. Thanks
yeah, thanks, And also,so I got anything that you miss from
the show, Please on the freeiHeartRadio apps just search me Anti Taylor's show.
(57:00):
It's time for the ten o'clock toaston the Angie Taylor show. Yeah,
Angie's drinking at ten am joiner ina toast A fellowship chugger. My
ten o'clock toast today goes out toall of the childless cat ladies. Now
this because is you know, prisonTattoo was saying he hates breaders. However,
(57:25):
I have something to say for childlesscat ladies. First of all,
good for you. You want tofocus on other things, right, like
your career, or your interests oryour hobbies. You have concerns about the
state of the world other than youknow, like the environments and things like
that. Maybe you can't afford toraise a child. There's so many reasons
(57:49):
to not have a child, Sostop shaming people for it. It's okay.
Maybe you simply don't want them.Maybe kids piss you off. You
don't have many time I see kidson the street where I want to kick
a kid. Sometimes you just wantto kick kids. I wouldn't do it.
You want to bring the rain ofpain on children that you don't know.
(58:10):
I am a mother, uh huh, but sometimes I want to kick
other people's kids. Would I doit? Never? I would never kick
your child, But some of yourkids deserve a kick. Have you seen
the hockey coaches that like, atthe end of the season, they'll play
their team. This is like sevenyear olds and they just lay them out.
Oh yeah, yeah, give themwhat they deserve and hav you got
(58:37):
me. It's like sometimes people don'twant them, and yes, hockey is
a perfect place to do that becauseyou know, fighting is a lack.
Yeah, you check them into theboards real hard. Sorry you broke your
nose, lost too, he wassupposed to lose it. Hey, you
got more teeth coming in the grownup teeth are coming. Don't worry about
it. Don't hate on people.They don't want to have kids? Am
(59:00):
I right present at exactly? Shoutout to the childish cat ladies. We
have other things to do. Sometimesyou said, yeah, we are you.
My child's an adult now, soI have other things to do.
I'm not having any more children.I'm not having anymore You have dogs,
Those are not children. Don't don'tbe one of those people that thinks you're
(59:22):
animals are your children. I'm justthey're not. I'm just trying to everybody
thinks that your animals are your childrenuntil you have a child, and then
they just become a dog or catsor whatever. Then you're like, my
dog got kennel cough recently from thekennel. And I was like, you're
(59:45):
gonna have to wait this out becauseI'm not taking you your doctor again.
Why I'm so tired of paying Andthen my husband I do, but like,
oh, it shouldn't be. It'slike it's like if a hundred year
old person got really sick with something, you were like, eh, I'd
still want to get their stories.I'd want to, you know, I
don't have money to pay for you. And then he took it and there's
(01:00:08):
a dog to the bed and itwas six hundred dollars and I was like,
see, could have waited that oneout. I'm just saying, anyway,
so many things that our kids,you know what I'm saying.
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