August 23, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, here we are on a Friday rocking ninety five
to five. Good morning Roads, Good morning, Maren Yo, Good
morning Mike, Mike, My Hello, Hello, Angie Taylor show is
here and it's chainsaw Friday. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
First one, first chainsaw idea.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You're going to be surprised at the way the phones
go crazy when we give away a chainsaw. I can
imagine what a cool thing to give away. We're giving
away a million bucks. I swear it is a people yes,
and we have to today. We got to chainsaw too
to give away before ten am, and then free chainsaws
all day for free chainsaw Friday. Hello, all right, thank
(00:40):
you for listening, Thank you for being here. We made
it to the weekend with the chainsaws. Today we have
other things to give away, corn tickets, Incubus tickets, Minnesota
Barber's here with your hot dish. You can text us
call us at any time. Don't call now. Look at
everybody calling for the chainsaw. Don't call now for the chainsaw.
I'm just letting you know that we'll have chain sauce
today and you'll know when to call. I'll tell you
(01:01):
when to call, but you can text any time eight
four four nine to five, five, ninety five to fifty.
It's gonna be another beautiful day eighty three, partly cloudy,
then the heat turns up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Then it's gonna be real hot. Heat Dome is back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The heat Dome is back. It's gonna be very hot.
Have you ever been cremated before? You're in a feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're in a feeling. All right, let's tell you what's
up for your day. Angie will now fill your brain
with the right amount of craft for your day. Here's
what's up? WHOA.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Four suburban Chicago villages just landed on a new list
of the thirty safest and richest places to live in
the US for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
This is from go Banking rates own.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
They analyze a whole bunch of cities across the nation
average household income, total population.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
YadA, YadA. We have a number one and number two spot.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh Dawn, Western Springs in Cook County, nestled right between
Hensdale and Lagrange, landed in the number one spot, and
the number two spot went to Kenilworth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, I don't even know where Kenilworth is.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, we don't belong in Kenilworth that way. Kenilworth is
very rich very north. Yes, a lot of the bowlers
live up in Kenilworth.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well north of Livedston. So good for you, you rich people. Okay,
let's talk about the Bears. Man a Bear down Chicago Bears.
Oh is this yes? Oh? I can't wait to learn
this song. Yes. The Bears beat.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The Chiefs thirty four to twenty one to finish the
preseason with a four.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And all record. All, Margaret, is it get too excited?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I was gonna say, is it okay to get excited? No?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, because the Lions went four and oh and then
went sixteen, So.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That tred Why we got to talk about old stuff?
Tred Lightley, this is new stuff. Also.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Chicago Bear safety Douglas Coleman the third was taken off
the field on a stretcher during the game last night.
He was injured early in the third quarter. He was
eventually put on a stretcher placed on a medical cart.
So hopefully he's okay. But yes, four and oh, let's
not get too excited. But oh my gosh, it's excited. Okay, Well,
(03:20):
it's all over for j Loo and ben affleck Benefer
two point zero is done. She listed April twenty six
as their separation date. They were married in July of
twenty twenty two, so they made it an entire twenty
five months. There is no prenup. Who's got more money
in that equation? Jlo probably J I want to say
(03:42):
j Yeah, Jalen Mike, because she has so many other entities.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Music, movies, all.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The products that she hawks, all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm just sorry go her movies haven't been good lately,
so but she's got a lot of movie money. Yeah.
The great thing was the memes. But oh the memes,
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Names because of all the rings that she has. Now
they did the Thanos. She has completed the five rings.
She has seventeen million dollars in engagement rings, the most
expensive one being the six point five million blue diamonds
she got from Mark Anthony.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well played. Wow, that's what's up for your day.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five, Rocket ninety five to five. Happy Friday, Auntie
Taylor Show, We love you. We're gonna tell you what
happened on this day. Our look back in history is next.
Rock ninety five to five. Brother Rocket ninety five five.
Good morning, roadies, Let's tell you what happened on this day.
(04:41):
Today is August twenty third, twenty twenty four. On this day,
August twenty third, nineteen forty nine, Rick Springfield was born.
He's seventy five today, which is so crazy because I
vividly remember the Rick Springfield albums and my mom and
I dancing to Rick Springfield in the house.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
As a core memory creator it's a.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Core memory, and because my mom and I both thought he.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Was really hot. Oh he was soap. He still is.
He's a soap actor turned rock star with Jesse's Girl.
You know what, which just it is good and uh.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You know our parents knew him as doctor Noah Drake
on General Hospital.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
His General Hospital still on.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know, that's a good question, probably yeah, or
like a lot of them are in streaming, yep, yep,
they're still on that because days of our lives, I know,
still streams on Peacock or whatever. It's on ABC dot Com.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Here we go, there you go. On this day.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In nineteen eighty five, Teen Wolf was released, starring Michael J.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Fox as a basketball playing were wolf. I loved Teen Wolf.
Good movie, it was good. On this day.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
In two thousand, the final episode of the first Survivor
gave us the unforgettable and very contrived snake rat speech.
I loved not even if you were in the desert
and I heard a can tea, I would look the
snakes in the like crazy and then taxibating. Richard Hatch
was the million dollar winner.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That was so huge.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That was so huge At first Survivor that we had,
I was at a radio station and we had a
huge finale party for everybody to watch party.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was like, was it like the first time we
had a watch party for something with Survivor?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It was huge, wasn't the radio station I was at
We had an entire Survivor thing where we had listeners
come in and they had to live in this area.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It was It was crazy. Yes, we should do that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And today's Florida Man Florida man arrested for DUI wearing
I'm the Reason the Beer's Always gone t shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, of course he was arrested for DUI. I love that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I love that he's wearing a shirt that says I'm
the reason the Beer's always gone.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Ah, just telegraphing that completely right. That's what I happened
on this day. Thanks for being here today.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Rock and I'm getting out of this studio because Minnesota
Barb is next.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She's got your hot dish and she's mean to me,
So go back.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Angie Taylor used to work in a bait shop in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now our former boss is demanding on airtime. Here's the
hot dish with Minnesota bar.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All I want to do is zoom a zoom, zoom, zoom,
boom boom.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Just shake your rob.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That might be the oldest Naciiti you've come in here with.
Hello Mare, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh Hello, who's this tall drink of water?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That is Michael? Hello, Barb? Do you work here? I
do know, Yes, it's very nice to meet you. It's
part of the team. You gotta work with that trash bag.
Oh boy, see how long you last? And this is
what you do the first time you meet Michael. Wow,
he looks good. I like your tattoos. Well, thank you.
Maybe you could get a Barb tattoo. I would totally
(07:54):
do that. You should do it. I got some hot
dish for all the road. All right, what you got? Well,
maybe you got a hot date this weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Maybe it's a first date. You gotta be careful what
you order when you go on a first date. Here's
some things not to order. Anything to garlicky. You don't
want that garlic breath. Oh yeah, the onions, especially the
raw red ones.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Those are hard to resist.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Another thing of bad breath. Buttered noodles. What are you for?
You're ordering from the kids menu.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
A lot of people still do that, wings or ribs
because it's messy.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh that's right, tall man, it's messy. Salad. No salad on.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
The first A lot of things can get stuck in
your teeth with the salad. Okay, okay, if you want
to toss it.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Cheese? Why not cheese? Bubble guts? Oh many, the dairy.
This is sounded like a terrible dig night it is.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Finally, if you're unlucky enough to score a date with
trash heap tailor, don't take her to Jean's sausage shop.
She'll end up swallowing all the sausages instead of swallowing.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yours, barbe, because she can't help herself. The tramp trollop Wow,
tramp parte. Hard shame.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You're digging into your nineteen sixties insults there, Barbe, keep a.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Trail, bitches Minnesota Barmountain.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Rock ninety five Happy Friday. You are the champion. You
made it to Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yay, how you doing, Rhodies.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Everybody has a take on the most annoying things about
social media influencers. Of course, I even hate the word
influencers cringey. But if this trend catches on, we'll all
have the same answer for the worst of the worst.
There's a trend among influencers to take staged, artistic photos
(10:03):
of their TSA trays when they're going through airport security.
That's taking the time to carefully and neatly arrange all
their belongings in the gray tubs and then taking a
photo from above and posting an online like look at
how beautiful and glamorous might like a glamour shot of
your tray and how neat you arranged it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Go ahead and start a fight in TSA. Oh you
got to bring back bullying?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, yes, seeing these photos in your feet isn't not
the problem. It's adding yet another distraction and inefficiency to
an already annoying process, right like going through TSA is
stress inducing, anxiety inducing as it is, And now I
got to wait for you to make sure that your
Stanley tumbler and your phone and your cubs hat and
(10:49):
everything is like perfect in your tray.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Right. We got to take the time for that now.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
And there's already enough people acting brand new, and I
get the folks that haven't flown before. I understand completely.
Oh I have to take my shoes off. Oh I
have to take my belt off. Oh I can't take.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
My jewelry through. Get take it off and put it
in the tray. Just take it all off and put
it in the tray.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And you know, part of that, though, in defense of
some people, is that I feel like every airport has
different rules. I've noticed that there are some airports where
you don't have to take your shoes off, there are
some that you do. There are some where I have
had to take my eyeglasses off, you know, like little
like everybody has their different rules and so it can
get confusing. But just to save time, take your shoes off. Yeah,
(11:29):
and to stop with the arranging these glamour shots in.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It, move along right, yes, And I'll say, like the
TSA agents at O Hair, just one guy or one
woman who's on it, and it was like hello.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, Yeah, take your shoes off, take your.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Laptop, get your water bottles out.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
If it's an electronic bringing your cell phone, take it
out and put it in its own tray, like they
are giving you instructions.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
And somebody will get up there and they just make
that eye contact you. Yes, you weren't listening to me.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
These are the same people that the bar is very busy,
and they'll go up to the bar and order a
whole bunch of drinks and then wait until they give
you the price before you pull out your wallet and
then try to find your money, like, have your money ready?
Work with us, Come on, help us, help you all right,
One thing that you can neatly arrange on your little
(12:19):
gray tray through TSA. You got to bring out that chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Wow, you better play tray.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Don't chainsaw in your pocket? Come on, it's free chainsaw
broad it'd be chachos. Who wants one? Eight four four
ninety five fifty first chainsaw of the day. Right now,
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. There is
none more high up Rock ninety five to five. Good morning,
(12:47):
Auntie Taylor Show. I want to talk to Mark from Elgin.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Mark, good morning. What's going on? My man?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know chucking? Yeah, give me the horn man the beebep,
I want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, that one was yeah, yes, oh oh that one
has more balls than the other guy that was talking
to you earlier this week. Hey, Mark, you got the chainsaw?
Hell yeah, Brown, what are you gonna do with this chainsaw?
(13:21):
Just like scare kids in the neighborhood?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Or what Halloween coming?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
There?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
There you go, there you go? There is that well? Mark,
were cut down trees man? Hell yeah, cut them trees down. Mark.
We love you, Thank you for listening. I love you too.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You're the best drive sound, No, you are always You're
the best. Hang on the line. We're gonna get your
chainsaw drive safe. Thank you for listening. It's rock ninety
five to five. More chain sauce all.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Day wrapping ninety five to five. Good morning. Hello, It's
the Auntie Taylor Show.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I got an email yesterday from my girlfriend Allison Smith
at Big Machine Rocker that is the record label company
of Motley Crue. She's like, Hey, just wanted to share
this with you. It comes out at midnight. That was midnight,
you know, just a few hours ago. Whatever it is,
brand new Motley Crue music. I'm gonna play it for you,
(14:16):
and it's a cover of a Beastie Boys song, So
I want to know what you guys think of it.
Motley Crue covering a legendary classic Beastie song. We're gonna
play it for you in minutes. Stay here, Rock Naughty
five to five, Rock nainety.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Five to five is Brinday.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, we made it eighty three today partly Cloudy. Thank
you for listening Auntie Taylor's show. I want to play
this song because I know it's going to piss off
some people and some people are gonna love it.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
What.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yes, very polarizing, which is my favorite thing. Let's fight.
You're just causing trouble on a Friday. That's right, you
know me.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I choose violence every day.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Where I don't have them in today.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
My life has been in danger all this time, TI
this whole time. It's good thing your behavior set.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But I got an email last night from Motley Crue's
record label, Big Machine.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Shout out to Alison Smith.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Hey, girhy, But they sent me an email with their
brand new song. It's a follow up to Dogs of War,
their new album and all of that. This is a
Beastie Boys cover Fight for Your Right from Motley Crue.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Interesting. I want to know what you guys think of it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm gonna play it and then you know, send me
a text eight four four nine five ninety five to fifty.
I will say the very few first seconds is very corny,
but then it kind of kicks ass.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You tell me what you think eight four four ninety
five fifty. On the text, here is the new Motley
Crue Beastie Boys cover. It's called Fight for Your Right
Rock ninety five to five. This one's called fight for
Your Right? Okay, what do you think? What do you think?
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty. The one text
I was waiting to see was from Crewe fan. I
(15:56):
was like, he better, he better text, and he said
crow interesting, like it kind of like it. I can
definitely hear John five now, like it's heavier.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
The music sounds great, the guitar's fantastic singing.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Wasn't it for me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Though?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I'm not a big Beastie Boys fan, so I think
that was better than the original.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
A lot of people on the text were saying better
than the original. I like it better than the originals.
Somebody said horrible. I mean it's kind of all over
the place. Yeah, I dig it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'm down. I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, Vince's voice doesn't sound great, but Tommy sounds great.
The drums for that song must be so fun to
be a drummer for that song. And John five sounds great.
I think it sounds pretty cool. I don't know, but
let us know. Eight four four nine ninety five point
fifty on the text, just bringing you the new stuff
when I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Crew baby, Yes, it's rock ninety five to five. Yeah, man,
tell a girl rock naughty five five. It's Friday, Get stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
A lot of people are dropping their kids at college.
Like college, everybody's moving into college. Dorm rooms and lugs
are not usually in the same sentence together. Maris, were
you in the dorms? I was, yeah, when you were
in college, when you went.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
To which college? Bradley University? Where's Bradleys in Peoria, Illinois?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
That sounds like an online college.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's very accredited four year university. I'm kidding. But was
your dorm luxurious? No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
My dorm was one of the ones that didn't have
any ac And then when I came in on moving day,
we were earlier than everybody else.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
There are bloodstains all over my mattress.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
In my.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Blood. I was murdered in your room.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I have no clue, but I I went up and
I was like, that's disgusting, and my brother was like, nope,
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He went and swapped mattresses with another room and I
before anybody could notice. Yes, was that a co ed dorm? Yeah?
I was a co ed dorm. No blood stains might
have been something else since the floor was separated. But gotcha.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But there's a trend sweeping TikTok where students are transforming
their tiny little dorm spaces into these stylish havens with
custom artwork, chandeliers plus rugs. Some parents are sparing no expense,
even hiring designers to turn their kids room into a
dream dorm DIY projects, you know. In one video with
(18:18):
one point seven million views, a designer shows off a
dorm room she decorated for two college students that has
a bar, cart, custom art, a couch, throw pillows, glass
coffee table. It looks better than the first studio apartment
I had.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Well, it's amazing. The big miss with that is I
would rather you give me the essentials and then give
me that money for later on when I need to
buy twenty cases of Rahmen.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I like that. Yeah, what I'm looking for me the money.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Give me the money that you would have spent on
a designer for my dorm. Okay, now I never stayed
in dorms. Do you stay in the same dorm for
all four years?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, you can switch, you can say if you want.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
But I switched to a sophomore dorm second year and
moved off campus.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh so they're separated by years.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, so like they're never read the storms for freshmen,
and then if you want to stay in as an upperclassman,
you can stay in those storms too.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You know, the upperclassmen men are gonna be like, yeah,
we stay in up freshmen.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh girls shooting fish?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But yeah, I thought that was kind of crazy. So
that's the new hotness on TikTok. If you are doing
that for your child, just like Mara said, give them
money so they can go to the.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Bar and buy better food than rabe.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh yeah, thank you so much for listening. Oh, oh,
you want some tickets? It's Friday. I mean, of course,
all we're doing is giving away everything today. I got
tickets for Incubus. If you want to go to Incubus
with cohaedon Cambria August twenty fourth, that's sad tomorrow tomorrow, yes,
oh no plans tomorrow night. You want to go see
Incubus and go rock out at the All State Arena,
(19:52):
be caller eleven right now eight four four nine five
ninety five to fifty.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Let's take some calls from the request.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hell yae, Hey, the text are flowing on a Friday.
We love it. Thank you textas anytime. Eight four four
ninety five fifty. That's how we come unakane. Let's go
down the line here. Andrew from Elgin said, Hey, this
is Andy from Elgin. Just wanted to tell Angie and
Marris thank you for the tickets. Also, my son Andrew,
(20:20):
the head Roady of Animals, is extremely excited to go
tomorrow with me.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Have a great weekend, have a great time, to be
an amazing show, little father son, rock out. I like
it six or zero. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Toward the end of yesterday's show, Mike, after his long
road trip, was hinting at the prices of lot lizards
and nobody picked up on it.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
That's from Big.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Ridge, a joke okay about somebody else.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's a going rate right now. I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Big Drive from Colorado?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Joe, the head rody of wrestling said, good morning all,
Hey marras From one comic nerd to another, I was
wondering if you're going to be seeing the reboot of
The Crow this weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yes, I'm very fascinated to see if they honor this
the way that they need to.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, I was reading that the director said that it's
not really a reboot of the original, that it's more
like going off of it, but not Yeah, not an
exact replica.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah no, it's just it's one of those you can't
mess up.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, Okay. So we played the Motley Crue new song.
It's a cover of Beastie Boys Fight for Your Right
Tabarde and I wanted to know what everybody thought, and ooh,
got like one hundred text on that seven and eight.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
This is Troy from Bourbonet. I like it better than
the original.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Love Motley Crue seven seven three, Tim from Chicago, the
cover of Motley Crue is awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Thanks for playing it for us.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Seven seven three sounds like that old Cheech and Chong
parody chat from Juliette. This song is hot garbage. Some
songs shouldn't be covered. Seven to eight it's better than
the original. From Brian eight four seven holy Ish, I
kind of love it.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Eight one five.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That new song is average, just a faster tempo with
more solos mid mid mid.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They said two one nine.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
If bands can't write their own songs anymore, stop doing
covers and go back into the has been closet. Wow, Dan,
I mean, they have a whole album of originals that
are out now, but every band does covers. Every band
name me a band that hasn't done a cover, please
two and nine. That might be one of the worst
covers I've heard. Seven seven three, Oh please God promised
(22:34):
to never play it again. Eight one to five. I
like Crewe, but that was just meh for me. To
a nine, this Miley Crue is not too great. I'd
rather hear them do a cover of Paul Revere.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
See.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I think A Fight for Your Right works good because
of the bass the drum line on it, and it
sounds more rock than Paul Revere is very like Gonna
Basse since Yeah to a nine. I'm a fan of
both bands, and I thought it was great. Glad they
didn't slaughter the original. No, it's pretty true to the original.
Eight one four MCA is probably flipping in his grave.
(23:07):
Oh time for Vince to hang it up. You have
Vince didn't out great, but musically sonically it's I thought
it sounded good.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Seven seven three Fight for Your Right.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm not a fan of covers in general, but both
are good in their own way.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think I like them equally.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Crew Rocks a little faster and harder right now, making
it their own. Oh yeah, the musically yes, vocally eat
man E but check it out New Motley Crue.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thank you for all the texts today. We love you, Rodies.
I'm gonna tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
News and info that you need or don't eat is
Next Rock ninety five, Pearl Jam The Rock.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
And y'all Friday Maris. What does my shirt say?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
What does it say? It says corn Corn. It says
corn with a K, very specifically, because I have tickets
for Corn with a K for you. If you keep
me alive and don't kill Angie a four pack, call
right now to play eight four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday Bigger Fast, but be careful.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
One wrong move We'll kill Angie. Do kill Angie.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And it's only on Rock twenty five five going into
the weekend. I want to live to see the weekend. Please,
I want to party. Let me talk to Jim from
Hickory Hills.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Hey, Jim, Jim, Hey, Hey, how you doing? How you doing?
I'm all right. I'm like Robert Downey Junior.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I'm getting an iron infusion in about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
An iron infusion. Are you low on iron? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I guess for a whole year. You know. They decided
to tell me a year later, so you know.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh man, Well I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'm ane mix so I'm always low on iron, but
I've never had an infusion.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Interesting, h thanks doctor.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I figured Maris would like the Little iron Man Biggie.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, it's a little Iron Man reference for Marish ciated.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I love that. All right.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You are playing Don't Kill Antie today and you are
playing for corn tickets a four pack?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
All right, all right, we'll do it.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Corn Golgero spirit Box take it away. Our narrator, Berkeleys
Hero and a half shell. It is Mariah Maris.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yes, Jaman, welcome, I don't kill Angie.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Angie's husband Jay, the strangers out of town this weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
That means Angie is gonna get out on these streets
and act up. Let's go. Angie finds her best hooty
outfit and is looking for a good time.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes, now, Jim, the question for you is where should
Angie go to have some single girl weekend fun. Oh,
Richard's Bar where you can still actually smoke cigarettes in
the bar.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Or Bally's Casino downtown. What do you say, Jim?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I know she likes to gamble.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Go to the casino. Yeah, money, Yeah, a fine choice. Indeed,
a fine choice. Indeed you've chosen ballets.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
And Angie hits the casino and finds the blackjack table.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
It's all, let's go.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Angie is gabbling and this is not her Dame God,
She's losing left and right. She goes to the ATM
and realizes she only has one hundred dollars left.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
He won't be mad if I spend our last hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
Really maybe maybe she bets it all on one and
the dealer has fled. Oh, she leaves the casino to
walk home because she kind of fat an uber.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
As soon as she walks outside.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh no, a pace bus has come and smash us
right into her. Oh no, Jim, I'm so sorry, but
you killed Angie.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh man, I spent spent the last one hundred dollars
and then I got hit by a bush.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
You had to pay a fee, so you didn't get
the four hundred. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh no, exactly like the FIA at casinos is like
ten bucks. It's all right, you are still qualified for
our grand prize.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh no, oh no, the streaming goes through.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yes, oh yes, the streaming over say, oh yes, yes,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Wait to go, Jim from Hickory Hills. You're going to
corn my man, go Zerra spirit Box. Hell yeah, I've it.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Saturday, September twenty eighth, Credit Union one Amphitheater. Good luck
today with your iron infusion.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'm all right now.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Now I'm upset that my doctor never suggested that I
get one. As an anemic person who if you shake
my hand, I get bruises like that?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So you want to almost get superpowers by getting an
iron infusion?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes, I want super power. I want to be iron man.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I am iron Man, iron woman, iron person, iron lady.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
All right, Jim, you have a great time. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Tickets for everybody else at livenation dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Thank you for playing Don't Kill and Jae.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Remember the name of the game is Don't Kill Angie.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, the N and the t on don't aren't silent?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, ninety five minutes commercial free on your Friday.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Just kicked off. I have a bone to pick with biology.
What yes, a whole subject.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
A study found one major thing they can make men
live longer getting married. Really mmmmm, hey, calmed me down.
I'll tell you that Mike just got married. Marius, you
are not married, prison had not married you. Guys gotta
get married.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Insurance rates are lower when you're married. Oh A.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Researchers found they tracked seven thousand people for a lot
of years. Found men who were married or got married
during the study were twice as likely to age optim
optimally compared to guys who stayed single. They define optimal
aging as not having any serious physical, mental, or emotional
issues that kept them from living a happy life into
old age. They think that marriage house because your spouse
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tends to encourage you to adopt healthier behaviors like quitting, smoking, exercising.
Married men also reported higher levels of happiness overall and
had more social support. Funny though, women who got married
didn't see anything beneficial. Uh oh boy, we live less
(29:42):
if we're married, because you guys drive us crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Shorter lives.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Women tend to have more experience maintaining their health and
well being independently. In other words, we didn't need the help.
You all needed the help. But then you all drive
us crazy, and you affect our mental and you're out
here on these streets doing whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
You're cheating, gambling, and drinking.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yes, you know what the crazy part of woman liss.
You said all that to say women still live longer
than men.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
We do still live longer than men if we're single.
So guess what, women, women overall live longer. But now
I need to get singles so I can add a
couple more.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Years of my life.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Okay, I see what you're doing. What I'm saying, husband's
out of town. Now we're going to play singles to
extend our life.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
It has nothing to do with the booze and the
smoking and anything. All right, it is about time to
play Request Wars. Love the theme today, love the theme
every day. Maris and Michael are going to battle it
out on the theme.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
They're going to pick songs and it's changed off fright
a bit not. It's now time for Request Wars. Arm
your torpedoes? Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
On the Angie Taylor Show, I have a question for
you boys. What's that?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Have you armed your torpedoes? Armed, armed bots and loaded?
That's right, let's go. Okay, today's Request Wars theme. This
is where we have a musical theme and you guys
get to pick which song that either Marris or Mike
have picked to battle this theme. You get to pick
which one and vote on it, and then we play it. Okay,
(31:34):
Today's theme songs, because it's Friday songs that make you
turn up the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Every damn time.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, this song comes on and you're like who this
one goes to eleven?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Full volume?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
All right, Maris, you are the two time champion right
now in Request Wars yes, Mike, what's your song today?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
The band is Mountain. The song is Mississippi Queen. Oh
and you know what a banger? A classic banger everything.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Hey, all right, if you want Mountain, Mississippi Queen Mountain.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Text the letter.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
M from Mountain, Mississippi and Mountain and Michael to eight
four four nine five five marty five fifty. Why Mantain,
Mountain Main Mountain. Wow, I don't do teas, all right?
All right, don't throw me at tea. I won't say it.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I won't you at tea? All right? Marris, what's your
song today?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
In honor of Incubus being at rosem All State tomorrow,
gotta go a pardon me?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Yes, Miscuit's points up every time Fay the flames and
I didn't know he was hot the lead singer where
boyd Okay you?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I love that. The guys on the show were like, yeah,
he's really good looking. I wish I looked like that.
He's super hot.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, Incubus, pardon me if that is your pick today?
Text the letter P for Parton to eight four four
nine five ninety five fifty. Which song makes you want
to crank up the radio the most is it Mountain
or Incubus ninety five minutes commercial free. Let's go It's
(33:34):
Rock ninety five to five, naety five minutes commercial free,
banging it out, Man on your Friday, hell Ya Rock
ninety five to five, all right? In request, Oh my God, sorry.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
My Instagram Storyessional Radio, I'm sorry, Hey, all right?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Request Wars is going on the theme today songs that
make you turn up the radio every time. I'm like, whoo,
this is going all the way up, all right? The
battle today. Maris are two time champion versus Mike.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Mike's song today Mississippi Queen from Mountains Q. If that's
your pick, text letter M to eight four four ninety
five fifty. Maris song today, Incubus, part of Me Friends, Yes,
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this gets turned up. If that's your pick, text the
letter P for part of Me to eight four four
ninety five fifty. I have to go by the first
letter of the songs that you guys pick because you
both have m names. So Michael picked Mississippi Queen with
an M.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Maris part of Me with a P.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Get your votes in Oh my God, Yes, Bowie Hey
Queens rock in ninety five to five, Good morning, ninety
five minutes Commercial Free. Rock is going down right now
on Rock ninety five to five Request Wars time, Let's
find out who the winner is today in the battle
of the song that makes you turn up the radio
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every damn time you hear this, and it's like blow
my ears out. Okay, Michael is our challenger today. His
song was Mississippi Queen from Mountain Maris two time champion,
his song Incubus pardon me, we have every winner. This
thing went back and forth today. It was looking like
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one person, then.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
It was like it was close. But the winner is
with Mountain Mississippi Queen, and you know what I mean.
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Good morning, ninety five minutes, Commercial free going on. Let's
go to the head of all the roadies, though the
secretary of the show definitely at least half a bottle
in of Captain Morgan White by right now, just half
half at least at least Hello Jay the Gay.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Good morning to you, my darling ding Dongs, and Happy
Chainsaw Friday.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Now listen.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
This morning, while we discussed designer dorm life, marriage gave
us yet another hint that the long floated theory of
him being the smiley faced killer might actually.
Speaker 12 (36:22):
Be Oh no, Apparently, when he arrived early to his
dorm room in college, the bed was quote unquote covered.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
In bloodstains, and so he left in another room as
to pin a probably unsolved murder on someone else.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, you didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Maybe somebody else got pinched because you decided to switch
out your mattress.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I remember watching them move in and they didn't bat ny,
they just put the sheets on it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
That person is a killer. That yeah, scary well, Angie, Yes.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
After al, who's gonna expect that? A star Wars Ninja
Turtle and see you loving single men who hates dogs
is actually a blood Wait a.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Minute, all right, I don't keep it quiet. I heard
what she did there, flame with fire day what else, sir?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Also, we found out this morning that instant influencers are
now ruining TSA by organizing all their garbage in a.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Trade to look cool.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Now, seeing as Angie thinks she's an influencer, I'm just
curious how long it's going to take for her to
organize her hoops, brass knuckles, walker wheelchair glasses, daily killed
stover those strawberry candies you only find at the bottom
of a ninety five girltry bag of various medication, her Jitterbug,
her a RP magazine, andy rehab pamphlets that somehow keep
(37:42):
ending up in her ancient Burlats statuel that she called
the purse.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
How do I supposed to get the wheelchair into the bin?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I don't understand that part. Everything else is accurate.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
You're a You're an influencer.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You got to organize it. That's not an influencer. You
better stop it. I hate that, all right. Where can
we find your notes?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
You can right notes on rocking onety five five Chi
dot Man, click on the Angie Taylor Tech.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
I'm going to send you an invite for my knitting circle.
It starts next week, so FYI get your needles ready,
not those needles, I know you all right? Thank you
so much for listening. And you can check out our podcast,
The Angie Taylor Show, on the free iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
And it's time for the ten o'clock toast on the
Angie Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner
a toast dumb.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Fellowship, Chuggy chug Hey, good morning, Happy Friday. All right,
today's ten o'clock toast goes out to two athletes, Olympic
gold medalist Noah Lyles and Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill,
because I love when athletes beef.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh yeah, I love it. It makes me horny.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
So Noah Lyles said he's going to accept Dolphins Tyreek
Hill's challenge to have a race, a foot race, but
it has to be at one hundred meters. Lyles said
that any race has to be legit. I'm not here
to do gimmicks now. Tyreek Hill said an interview right
after the Olympics, said he could beat Lyle in a
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fifty meters dash. Hill and Lyles have traded barbes in
public for over a year, starting with the Dolphins wide
out criticizing the Olympian about his comments on how American
sports leagues shouldn't deem their annual winners as world champions
because it's just America. It's not the whole world. But
you know how Americans are, we think we're the whole world.
(39:45):
I mean, there's only one NFL, there is only one NFL.
But I think Tyreek Hill will get smoked.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
And also Noah Lyles is fine, So.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
You go, no what I got to counter that because
I think Tyreek's got him why? He just has unnatural
speed and especially when he's running against other people on
the field.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Do you think this is why Tyreek wanted to do
a fifty instead of one hundred?
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Because combine, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Short, combine different. I think in this situation, Tyreek might
have an edge. But I do want to see them race.
I want to see them run it out.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm betting on it. Just sign just signed up for
d my cod. I totally did about five dollars two
hundred and fifty dollars in free bonus bat. This is
going to ruin my life, Yes it will. But Noah's hot,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I am so happy you're saying that because Noah is
a huge nerd.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
What do you mean? He's a nerds in that.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Anime, he is in the comics, He is into all
of that gambit and you over here he's hot.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Just come over to the dark side.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I want to know until right now that he was
into all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So like he's still but actively after every race, his
celebration has been like what.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Does he do? Does he do? Like a nerd thing.
He was pulling out yu gi o cards. What the
hell is that.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
He did?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Is it like a credit card?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
It is not a credit card, It is away card.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It is from an anime. So is it like a
Pokemon yes, similar ish. Yes, there's a whole other thing
called Yukio. Yes, great cartoon, it's too much.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
He also did a dragon Ball Z celebration after races.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
So wait, what does a dragon Ball Z celebration look?
It's a kameha where he just kind of shoots out
a fireball.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
I'm learning things about you.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
What's it's Japanese? Japanese? What do you mean? Come on,
like I'm supposed to know something today. There's hot nerds.
There are hot nerds. Maris is a hot nerd.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
What we're gonna do next C two E two our
fan expo. We're going to go collective. We're gonna be
fine people walking around.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Where do those three people hang out like in the
porky lot? Yes, exactly, waiting for their kids to come
out here.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yes, you're going to see some of these fine ass
cosplays walking around.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
It's going to change your mind. What should I dress up? Ass?
What do you want to dress up as? Do you
want to be I.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Want to be I don't have a blonde wig, but
I'll find one. We'll find What would you dress up ass?
I just.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Casey Jones, Jones, the Outlaw, No, the Friends, Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
We have talked about this. Something You're gonna be a cowboy? Cute? No,
what would you dress up as? Mike?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
I'd use my height to my advantage and probably do Chebacca,
not like yeah something tall.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, could Star Wars trifecta Lando, you be Chewy and
you be late.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
In the bikini.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
The first thing I thought of when you said it,
I was like, she should totally be got to do it.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I could do side buns and then everybody yell at
me like why are you doing.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Side buns every day? Like whatever, all right, I'm a princess.
I'm a princess. Damn it.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh prison tat. You can be Joba the slut. Yeah,
that would be great Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I'm a nerd.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Okay, speaking of Star Wars Nerds, Walt is out next.
He loves Star Wars. He does he loves Star Wars.
And we love you, guys, and thank you for listening.
Yes, here we are on a Friday rocking ninety five
to five. Good morning Roads, Good morning, Maren Yo, Good
morning Mike, Mike, My Hello, Hello, Angie Taylor show is
here and it's chainsaw Friday. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
First one, first chainsaw idea.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You're going to be surprised at the way the phones
go crazy when we give away a chainsaw. I can
imagine what a cool thing to give away. We're giving
away a million bucks. I swear it is a people yes,
and we have to today. We got to chainsaw too
to give away before ten am, and then free chainsaws
all day for free chainsaw Friday. Hello, all right, thank
(00:40):
you for listening, Thank you for being here. We made
it to the weekend with the chainsaws. Today we have
other things to give away, corn tickets, Incubus tickets, Minnesota
Barber's here with your hot dish. You can text us
call us at any time. Don't call now. Look at
everybody calling for the chainsaw. Don't call now for the chainsaw.
I'm just letting you know that we'll have chain sauce
today and you'll know when to call. I'll tell you
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when to call, but you can text any time eight
four four nine to five, five, ninety five to fifty.
It's gonna be another beautiful day eighty three, partly cloudy,
then the heat turns up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Then it's gonna be real hot. Heat Dome is back.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The heat Dome is back. It's gonna be very hot.
Have you ever been cremated before? You're in a feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're in a feeling. All right, let's tell you what's
up for your day. Angie will now fill your brain
with the right amount of craft for your day. Here's
what's up? WHOA.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Four suburban Chicago villages just landed on a new list
of the thirty safest and richest places to live in
the US for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
This is from go Banking rates own.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
They analyze a whole bunch of cities across the nation
average household income, total population.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
YadA, YadA. We have a number one and number two spot.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh Dawn, Western Springs in Cook County, nestled right between
Hensdale and Lagrange, landed in the number one spot, and
the number two spot went to Kenilworth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, I don't even know where Kenilworth is.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, we don't belong in Kenilworth that way. Kenilworth is
very rich very north. Yes, a lot of the bowlers
live up in Kenilworth.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well north of Livedston. So good for you, you rich people. Okay,
let's talk about the Bears. Man a Bear down Chicago Bears.
Oh is this yes? Oh? I can't wait to learn
this song. Yes. The Bears beat.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The Chiefs thirty four to twenty one to finish the
preseason with a four.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And all record. All, Margaret, is it get too excited?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I was gonna say, is it okay to get excited? No?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No, because the Lions went four and oh and then
went sixteen, So.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That tred Why we got to talk about old stuff?
Tred Lightley, this is new stuff. Also.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Chicago Bear safety Douglas Coleman the third was taken off
the field on a stretcher during the game last night.
He was injured early in the third quarter. He was
eventually put on a stretcher placed on a medical cart.
So hopefully he's okay. But yes, four and oh, let's
not get too excited. But oh my gosh, it's excited. Okay, Well,
(03:20):
it's all over for j Loo and ben affleck Benefer
two point zero is done. She listed April twenty six
as their separation date. They were married in July of
twenty twenty two, so they made it an entire twenty
five months. There is no prenup. Who's got more money
in that equation? Jlo probably J I want to say
(03:42):
j Yeah, Jalen Mike, because she has so many other entities.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Music, movies, all.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The products that she hawks, all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm just sorry go her movies haven't been good lately,
so but she's got a lot of movie money. Yeah.
The great thing was the memes. But oh the memes,
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Names because of all the rings that she has. Now
they did the Thanos. She has completed the five rings.
She has seventeen million dollars in engagement rings, the most
expensive one being the six point five million blue diamonds
she got from Mark Anthony.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well played. Wow, that's what's up for your day.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five, Rocket ninety five to five. Happy Friday, Auntie
Taylor Show, We love you. We're gonna tell you what
happened on this day. Our look back in history is next.
Rock ninety five to five. Brother Rocket ninety five five.
Good morning, roadies, Let's tell you what happened on this day.
(04:41):
Today is August twenty third, twenty twenty four. On this day,
August twenty third, nineteen forty nine, Rick Springfield was born.
He's seventy five today, which is so crazy because I
vividly remember the Rick Springfield albums and my mom and
I dancing to Rick Springfield in the house.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
As a core memory creator it's a.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Core memory, and because my mom and I both thought he.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Was really hot. Oh he was soap. He still is.
He's a soap actor turned rock star with Jesse's Girl.
You know what, which just it is good and uh.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You know our parents knew him as doctor Noah Drake
on General Hospital.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
His General Hospital still on.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know, that's a good question, probably yeah, or
like a lot of them are in streaming, yep, yep,
they're still on that because days of our lives, I know,
still streams on Peacock or whatever. It's on ABC dot Com.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Here we go, there you go. On this day.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In nineteen eighty five, Teen Wolf was released, starring Michael J.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Fox as a basketball playing were wolf. I loved Teen Wolf.
Good movie, it was good. On this day.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
In two thousand, the final episode of the first Survivor
gave us the unforgettable and very contrived snake rat speech.
I loved not even if you were in the desert
and I heard a can tea, I would look the
snakes in the like crazy and then taxibating. Richard Hatch
was the million dollar winner.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That was so huge.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That was so huge At first Survivor that we had,
I was at a radio station and we had a
huge finale party for everybody to watch party.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I was like, was it like the first time we
had a watch party for something with Survivor?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It was huge, wasn't the radio station I was at
We had an entire Survivor thing where we had listeners
come in and they had to live in this area.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It was It was crazy. Yes, we should do that.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And today's Florida Man Florida man arrested for DUI wearing
I'm the Reason the Beer's Always gone t shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, of course he was arrested for DUI. I love that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I love that he's wearing a shirt that says I'm
the reason the Beer's always gone.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Ah, just telegraphing that completely right. That's what I happened
on this day. Thanks for being here today.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Rock and I'm getting out of this studio because Minnesota
Barb is next.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She's got your hot dish and she's mean to me,
So go back.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Angie Taylor used to work in a bait shop in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now our former boss is demanding on airtime. Here's the
hot dish with Minnesota bar.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All I want to do is zoom a zoom, zoom, zoom,
boom boom.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Just shake your rob.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That might be the oldest Naciiti you've come in here with.
Hello Mare, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh Hello, who's this tall drink of water?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That is Michael? Hello, Barb? Do you work here? I
do know, Yes, it's very nice to meet you. It's
part of the team. You gotta work with that trash bag.
Oh boy, see how long you last? And this is
what you do the first time you meet Michael. Wow,
he looks good. I like your tattoos. Well, thank you.
Maybe you could get a Barb tattoo. I would totally
(07:54):
do that. You should do it. I got some hot
dish for all the road. All right, what you got? Well,
maybe you got a hot date this weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Maybe it's a first date. You gotta be careful what
you order when you go on a first date. Here's
some things not to order. Anything to garlicky. You don't
want that garlic breath. Oh yeah, the onions, especially the
raw red ones.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Those are hard to resist.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Another thing of bad breath. Buttered noodles. What are you for?
You're ordering from the kids menu.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
A lot of people still do that, wings or ribs
because it's messy.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh that's right, tall man, it's messy. Salad. No salad on.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
The first A lot of things can get stuck in
your teeth with the salad. Okay, okay, if you want
to toss it.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Cheese? Why not cheese? Bubble guts? Oh many, the dairy.
This is sounded like a terrible dig night it is.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Finally, if you're unlucky enough to score a date with
trash heap tailor, don't take her to Jean's sausage shop.
She'll end up swallowing all the sausages instead of swallowing.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yours, barbe, because she can't help herself. The tramp trollop Wow,
tramp parte. Hard shame.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You're digging into your nineteen sixties insults there, Barbe, keep a.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Trail, bitches Minnesota Barmountain.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Rock ninety five Happy Friday. You are the champion. You
made it to Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yay, how you doing, Rhodies.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Everybody has a take on the most annoying things about
social media influencers. Of course, I even hate the word
influencers cringey. But if this trend catches on, we'll all
have the same answer for the worst of the worst.
There's a trend among influencers to take staged, artistic photos
(10:03):
of their TSA trays when they're going through airport security.
That's taking the time to carefully and neatly arrange all
their belongings in the gray tubs and then taking a
photo from above and posting an online like look at
how beautiful and glamorous might like a glamour shot of
your tray and how neat you arranged it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Go ahead and start a fight in TSA. Oh you
got to bring back bullying?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, yes, seeing these photos in your feet isn't not
the problem. It's adding yet another distraction and inefficiency to
an already annoying process, right like going through TSA is
stress inducing, anxiety inducing as it is, And now I
got to wait for you to make sure that your
Stanley tumbler and your phone and your cubs hat and
(10:49):
everything is like perfect in your tray.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Right. We got to take the time for that now.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
And there's already enough people acting brand new, and I
get the folks that haven't flown before. I understand completely.
Oh I have to take my shoes off. Oh I
have to take my belt off. Oh I can't take.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
My jewelry through. Get take it off and put it
in the tray. Just take it all off and put
it in the tray.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And you know, part of that, though, in defense of
some people, is that I feel like every airport has
different rules. I've noticed that there are some airports where
you don't have to take your shoes off, there are
some that you do. There are some where I have
had to take my eyeglasses off, you know, like little
like everybody has their different rules and so it can
get confusing. But just to save time, take your shoes off. Yeah,
(11:29):
and to stop with the arranging these glamour shots in.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It, move along right, yes, And I'll say, like the
TSA agents at O Hair, just one guy or one
woman who's on it, and it was like hello.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, Yeah, take your shoes off, take your.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Laptop, get your water bottles out.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
If it's an electronic bringing your cell phone, take it
out and put it in its own tray, like they
are giving you instructions.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
And somebody will get up there and they just make
that eye contact you. Yes, you weren't listening to me.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
These are the same people that the bar is very busy,
and they'll go up to the bar and order a
whole bunch of drinks and then wait until they give
you the price before you pull out your wallet and
then try to find your money, like, have your money ready?
Work with us, Come on, help us, help you all right,
One thing that you can neatly arrange on your little
(12:19):
gray tray through TSA. You got to bring out that chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Wow, you better play tray.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Don't chainsaw in your pocket? Come on, it's free chainsaw
broad it'd be chachos. Who wants one? Eight four four
ninety five fifty first chainsaw of the day. Right now,
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. There is
none more high up Rock ninety five to five. Good morning,
(12:47):
Auntie Taylor Show. I want to talk to Mark from Elgin.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Mark, good morning. What's going on? My man?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You know chucking? Yeah, give me the horn man the beebep,
I want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, that one was yeah, yes, oh oh that one
has more balls than the other guy that was talking
to you earlier this week. Hey, Mark, you got the chainsaw?
Hell yeah, Brown, what are you gonna do with this chainsaw?
(13:21):
Just like scare kids in the neighborhood?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Or what Halloween coming?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
There?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
There you go, there you go? There is that well? Mark,
were cut down trees man? Hell yeah, cut them trees down. Mark.
We love you, Thank you for listening. I love you too.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You're the best drive sound, No, you are always You're
the best. Hang on the line. We're gonna get your
chainsaw drive safe. Thank you for listening. It's rock ninety
five to five. More chain sauce all.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Day wrapping ninety five to five. Good morning. Hello, It's
the Auntie Taylor Show.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I got an email yesterday from my girlfriend Allison Smith
at Big Machine Rocker that is the record label company
of Motley Crue. She's like, Hey, just wanted to share
this with you. It comes out at midnight. That was midnight,
you know, just a few hours ago. Whatever it is,
brand new Motley Crue music. I'm gonna play it for you,
(14:16):
and it's a cover of a Beastie Boys song, So
I want to know what you guys think of it.
Motley Crue covering a legendary classic Beastie song. We're gonna
play it for you in minutes. Stay here, Rock Naughty
five to five, Rock nainety.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Five to five is Brinday.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, we made it eighty three today partly Cloudy. Thank
you for listening Auntie Taylor's show. I want to play
this song because I know it's going to piss off
some people and some people are gonna love it.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
What.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yes, very polarizing, which is my favorite thing. Let's fight.
You're just causing trouble on a Friday. That's right, you
know me.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I choose violence every day.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Where I don't have them in today.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
My life has been in danger all this time, TI
this whole time. It's good thing your behavior set.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But I got an email last night from Motley Crue's
record label, Big Machine.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Shout out to Alison Smith.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Hey, girhy, But they sent me an email with their
brand new song. It's a follow up to Dogs of War,
their new album and all of that. This is a
Beastie Boys cover Fight for Your Right from Motley Crue.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Interesting. I want to know what you guys think of it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm gonna play it and then you know, send me
a text eight four four nine five ninety five to fifty.
I will say the very few first seconds is very corny,
but then it kind of kicks ass.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You tell me what you think eight four four ninety
five fifty. On the text, here is the new Motley
Crue Beastie Boys cover. It's called Fight for Your Right
Rock ninety five to five. This one's called fight for
Your Right? Okay, what do you think? What do you think?
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty. The one text
I was waiting to see was from Crewe fan. I
(15:56):
was like, he better, he better text, and he said
crow interesting, like it kind of like it. I can
definitely hear John five now, like it's heavier.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
The music sounds great, the guitar's fantastic singing.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Wasn't it for me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Though?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I'm not a big Beastie Boys fan, so I think
that was better than the original.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
A lot of people on the text were saying better
than the original. I like it better than the originals.
Somebody said horrible. I mean it's kind of all over
the place. Yeah, I dig it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'm down. I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, Vince's voice doesn't sound great, but Tommy sounds great.
The drums for that song must be so fun to
be a drummer for that song. And John five sounds great.
I think it sounds pretty cool. I don't know, but
let us know. Eight four four nine ninety five point
fifty on the text, just bringing you the new stuff
when I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Crew baby, Yes, it's rock ninety five to five. Yeah, man,
tell a girl rock naughty five five. It's Friday, Get stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
A lot of people are dropping their kids at college.
Like college, everybody's moving into college. Dorm rooms and lugs
are not usually in the same sentence together. Maris, were
you in the dorms? I was, yeah, when you were
in college, when you went.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
To which college? Bradley University? Where's Bradleys in Peoria, Illinois?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
That sounds like an online college.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's very accredited four year university. I'm kidding. But was
your dorm luxurious? No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
My dorm was one of the ones that didn't have
any ac And then when I came in on moving day,
we were earlier than everybody else.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
There are bloodstains all over my mattress.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
In my.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Blood. I was murdered in your room.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I have no clue, but I I went up and
I was like, that's disgusting, and my brother was like, nope,
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He went and swapped mattresses with another room and I
before anybody could notice. Yes, was that a co ed dorm? Yeah?
I was a co ed dorm. No blood stains might
have been something else since the floor was separated. But gotcha.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But there's a trend sweeping TikTok where students are transforming
their tiny little dorm spaces into these stylish havens with
custom artwork, chandeliers plus rugs. Some parents are sparing no expense,
even hiring designers to turn their kids room into a
dream dorm DIY projects, you know. In one video with
(18:18):
one point seven million views, a designer shows off a
dorm room she decorated for two college students that has
a bar, cart, custom art, a couch, throw pillows, glass
coffee table. It looks better than the first studio apartment
I had.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Well, it's amazing. The big miss with that is I
would rather you give me the essentials and then give
me that money for later on when I need to
buy twenty cases of Rahmen.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I like that. Yeah, what I'm looking for me the money.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Give me the money that you would have spent on
a designer for my dorm. Okay, now I never stayed
in dorms. Do you stay in the same dorm for
all four years?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, you can switch, you can say if you want.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
But I switched to a sophomore dorm second year and
moved off campus.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh so they're separated by years.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, so like they're never read the storms for freshmen,
and then if you want to stay in as an upperclassman,
you can stay in those storms too.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You know, the upperclassmen men are gonna be like, yeah,
we stay in up freshmen.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh girls shooting fish?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But yeah, I thought that was kind of crazy. So
that's the new hotness on TikTok. If you are doing
that for your child, just like Mara said, give them
money so they can go to the.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Bar and buy better food than rabe.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh yeah, thank you so much for listening. Oh, oh,
you want some tickets? It's Friday. I mean, of course,
all we're doing is giving away everything today. I got
tickets for Incubus. If you want to go to Incubus
with cohaedon Cambria August twenty fourth, that's sad tomorrow tomorrow, yes,
oh no plans tomorrow night. You want to go see
Incubus and go rock out at the All State Arena,
(19:52):
be caller eleven right now eight four four nine five
ninety five to fifty.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Let's take some calls from the request.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hell yae, Hey, the text are flowing on a Friday.
We love it. Thank you textas anytime. Eight four four
ninety five fifty. That's how we come unakane. Let's go
down the line here. Andrew from Elgin said, Hey, this
is Andy from Elgin. Just wanted to tell Angie and
Marris thank you for the tickets. Also, my son Andrew,
(20:20):
the head Roady of Animals, is extremely excited to go
tomorrow with me.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Have a great weekend, have a great time, to be
an amazing show, little father son, rock out. I like
it six or zero. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Toward the end of yesterday's show, Mike, after his long
road trip, was hinting at the prices of lot lizards
and nobody picked up on it.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
That's from Big.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Ridge, a joke okay about somebody else.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's a going rate right now. I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Big Drive from Colorado?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Joe, the head rody of wrestling said, good morning all,
Hey marras From one comic nerd to another, I was
wondering if you're going to be seeing the reboot of
The Crow this weekend.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yes, I'm very fascinated to see if they honor this
the way that they need to.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, I was reading that the director said that it's
not really a reboot of the original, that it's more
like going off of it, but not Yeah, not an
exact replica.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah no, it's just it's one of those you can't
mess up.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, Okay. So we played the Motley Crue new song.
It's a cover of Beastie Boys Fight for Your Right
Tabarde and I wanted to know what everybody thought, and ooh,
got like one hundred text on that seven and eight.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
This is Troy from Bourbonet. I like it better than
the original.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Love Motley Crue seven seven three, Tim from Chicago, the
cover of Motley Crue is awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Thanks for playing it for us.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Seven seven three sounds like that old Cheech and Chong
parody chat from Juliette. This song is hot garbage. Some
songs shouldn't be covered. Seven to eight it's better than
the original. From Brian eight four seven holy Ish, I
kind of love it.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Eight one five.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That new song is average, just a faster tempo with
more solos mid mid mid.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They said two one nine.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
If bands can't write their own songs anymore, stop doing
covers and go back into the has been closet. Wow, Dan,
I mean, they have a whole album of originals that
are out now, but every band does covers. Every band
name me a band that hasn't done a cover, please
two and nine. That might be one of the worst
covers I've heard. Seven seven three, Oh please God promised
(22:34):
to never play it again. Eight one to five. I
like Crewe, but that was just meh for me. To
a nine, this Miley Crue is not too great. I'd
rather hear them do a cover of Paul Revere.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
See.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I think A Fight for Your Right works good because
of the bass the drum line on it, and it
sounds more rock than Paul Revere is very like Gonna
Basse since Yeah to a nine. I'm a fan of
both bands, and I thought it was great. Glad they
didn't slaughter the original. No, it's pretty true to the original.
Eight one four MCA is probably flipping in his grave.
(23:07):
Oh time for Vince to hang it up. You have
Vince didn't out great, but musically sonically it's I thought
it sounded good.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Seven seven three Fight for Your Right.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm not a fan of covers in general, but both
are good in their own way.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think I like them equally.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Crew Rocks a little faster and harder right now, making
it their own. Oh yeah, the musically yes, vocally eat
man E but check it out New Motley Crue.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thank you for all the texts today. We love you, Rodies.
I'm gonna tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
News and info that you need or don't eat is
Next Rock ninety five, Pearl Jam The Rock.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
And y'all Friday Maris. What does my shirt say?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
What does it say? It says corn Corn. It says
corn with a K, very specifically, because I have tickets
for Corn with a K for you. If you keep
me alive and don't kill Angie a four pack, call
right now to play eight four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday Bigger Fast, but be careful.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
One wrong move We'll kill Angie. Do kill Angie.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And it's only on Rock twenty five five going into
the weekend. I want to live to see the weekend. Please,
I want to party. Let me talk to Jim from
Hickory Hills.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Hey, Jim, Jim, Hey, Hey, how you doing? How you doing?
I'm all right. I'm like Robert Downey Junior.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I'm getting an iron infusion in about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
An iron infusion. Are you low on iron? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I guess for a whole year. You know. They decided
to tell me a year later, so you know.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh man, Well I get it.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'm ane mix so I'm always low on iron, but
I've never had an infusion.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Interesting, h thanks doctor.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I figured Maris would like the Little iron Man Biggie.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, it's a little Iron Man reference for Marish ciated.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I love that. All right.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You are playing Don't Kill Antie today and you are
playing for corn tickets a four pack?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
All right, all right, we'll do it.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Corn Golgero spirit Box take it away. Our narrator, Berkeleys
Hero and a half shell. It is Mariah Maris.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yes, Jaman, welcome, I don't kill Angie.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Angie's husband Jay, the strangers out of town this weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
That means Angie is gonna get out on these streets
and act up. Let's go. Angie finds her best hooty
outfit and is looking for a good time.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes, now, Jim, the question for you is where should
Angie go to have some single girl weekend fun. Oh,
Richard's Bar where you can still actually smoke cigarettes in
the bar.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Or Bally's Casino downtown. What do you say, Jim?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I know she likes to gamble.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Go to the casino. Yeah, money, Yeah, a fine choice. Indeed,
a fine choice. Indeed you've chosen ballets.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
And Angie hits the casino and finds the blackjack table.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
It's all, let's go.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Angie is gabbling and this is not her Dame God,
She's losing left and right. She goes to the ATM
and realizes she only has one hundred dollars left.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
He won't be mad if I spend our last hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
Really maybe maybe she bets it all on one and
the dealer has fled. Oh, she leaves the casino to
walk home because she kind of fat an uber.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
As soon as she walks outside.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh no, a pace bus has come and smash us
right into her. Oh no, Jim, I'm so sorry, but
you killed Angie.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh man, I spent spent the last one hundred dollars
and then I got hit by a bush.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
You had to pay a fee, so you didn't get
the four hundred. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh no, exactly like the FIA at casinos is like
ten bucks. It's all right, you are still qualified for
our grand prize.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh no, oh no, the streaming goes through.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yes, oh yes, the streaming over say, oh yes, yes,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Wait to go, Jim from Hickory Hills. You're going to
corn my man, go Zerra spirit Box. Hell yeah, I've it.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Saturday, September twenty eighth, Credit Union one Amphitheater. Good luck
today with your iron infusion.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'm all right now.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Now I'm upset that my doctor never suggested that I
get one. As an anemic person who if you shake
my hand, I get bruises like that?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So you want to almost get superpowers by getting an
iron infusion?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes, I want super power. I want to be iron man.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I am iron Man, iron woman, iron person, iron lady.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
All right, Jim, you have a great time. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Tickets for everybody else at livenation dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Thank you for playing Don't Kill and Jae.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Remember the name of the game is Don't Kill Angie.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, the N and the t on don't aren't silent?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, ninety five minutes commercial free on your Friday.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Just kicked off. I have a bone to pick with biology.
What yes, a whole subject.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
A study found one major thing they can make men
live longer getting married. Really mmmmm, hey, calmed me down.
I'll tell you that Mike just got married. Marius, you
are not married, prison had not married you. Guys gotta
get married.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Insurance rates are lower when you're married. Oh A.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Researchers found they tracked seven thousand people for a lot
of years. Found men who were married or got married
during the study were twice as likely to age optim
optimally compared to guys who stayed single. They define optimal
aging as not having any serious physical, mental, or emotional
issues that kept them from living a happy life into
old age. They think that marriage house because your spouse
(29:18):
tends to encourage you to adopt healthier behaviors like quitting, smoking, exercising.
Married men also reported higher levels of happiness overall and
had more social support. Funny though, women who got married
didn't see anything beneficial. Uh oh boy, we live less
(29:42):
if we're married, because you guys drive us crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Shorter lives.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Women tend to have more experience maintaining their health and
well being independently. In other words, we didn't need the help.
You all needed the help. But then you all drive
us crazy, and you affect our mental and you're out
here on these streets doing whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
You're cheating, gambling, and drinking.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yes, you know what the crazy part of woman liss.
You said all that to say women still live longer
than men.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
We do still live longer than men if we're single.
So guess what, women, women overall live longer. But now
I need to get singles so I can add a
couple more.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Years of my life.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Okay, I see what you're doing. What I'm saying, husband's
out of town. Now we're going to play singles to
extend our life.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
It has nothing to do with the booze and the
smoking and anything. All right, it is about time to
play Request Wars. Love the theme today, love the theme
every day. Maris and Michael are going to battle it
out on the theme.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
They're going to pick songs and it's changed off fright
a bit not. It's now time for Request Wars. Arm
your torpedoes? Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
On the Angie Taylor Show, I have a question for
you boys. What's that?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Have you armed your torpedoes? Armed, armed bots and loaded?
That's right, let's go. Okay, today's Request Wars theme. This
is where we have a musical theme and you guys
get to pick which song that either Marris or Mike
have picked to battle this theme. You get to pick
which one and vote on it, and then we play it. Okay,
(31:34):
Today's theme songs, because it's Friday songs that make you
turn up the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Every damn time.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, this song comes on and you're like who this
one goes to eleven?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Full volume?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
All right, Maris, you are the two time champion right
now in Request Wars yes, Mike, what's your song today?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
The band is Mountain. The song is Mississippi Queen. Oh
and you know what a banger? A classic banger everything.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Hey, all right, if you want Mountain, Mississippi Queen Mountain.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Text the letter.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
M from Mountain, Mississippi and Mountain and Michael to eight
four four nine five five marty five fifty. Why Mantain,
Mountain Main Mountain. Wow, I don't do teas, all right?
All right, don't throw me at tea. I won't say it.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I won't you at tea? All right? Marris, what's your
song today?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
In honor of Incubus being at rosem All State tomorrow,
gotta go a pardon me?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Yes, Miscuit's points up every time Fay the flames and
I didn't know he was hot the lead singer where
boyd Okay you?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I love that. The guys on the show were like, yeah,
he's really good looking. I wish I looked like that.
He's super hot.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, Incubus, pardon me if that is your pick today?
Text the letter P for Parton to eight four four
nine five ninety five fifty. Which song makes you want
to crank up the radio the most is it Mountain
or Incubus ninety five minutes commercial free. Let's go It's
(33:34):
Rock ninety five to five, naety five minutes commercial free,
banging it out, Man on your Friday, hell Ya Rock
ninety five to five, all right? In request, Oh my God, sorry.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
My Instagram Storyessional Radio, I'm sorry, Hey, all right?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Request Wars is going on the theme today songs that
make you turn up the radio every time. I'm like, whoo,
this is going all the way up, all right? The
battle today. Maris are two time champion versus Mike.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Mike's song today Mississippi Queen from Mountains Q. If that's
your pick, text letter M to eight four four ninety
five fifty. Maris song today, Incubus, part of Me Friends, Yes,
(34:36):
this gets turned up. If that's your pick, text the
letter P for part of Me to eight four four
ninety five fifty. I have to go by the first
letter of the songs that you guys pick because you
both have m names. So Michael picked Mississippi Queen with
an M.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Maris part of Me with a P.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Get your votes in Oh my God, Yes, Bowie Hey
Queens rock in ninety five to five, Good morning, ninety
five minutes Commercial Free. Rock is going down right now
on Rock ninety five to five Request Wars time, Let's
find out who the winner is today in the battle
of the song that makes you turn up the radio
(35:17):
every damn time you hear this, and it's like blow
my ears out. Okay, Michael is our challenger today. His
song was Mississippi Queen from Mountain Maris two time champion,
his song Incubus pardon me, we have every winner. This
thing went back and forth today. It was looking like
(35:37):
one person, then.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
It was like it was close. But the winner is
with Mountain Mississippi Queen, and you know what I mean.
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Good morning, ninety five minutes, Commercial free going on. Let's
go to the head of all the roadies, though the
secretary of the show definitely at least half a bottle
in of Captain Morgan White by right now, just half
half at least at least Hello Jay the Gay.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Good morning to you, my darling ding Dongs, and Happy
Chainsaw Friday.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Now listen.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
This morning, while we discussed designer dorm life, marriage gave
us yet another hint that the long floated theory of
him being the smiley faced killer might actually.
Speaker 12 (36:22):
Be Oh no, Apparently, when he arrived early to his
dorm room in college, the bed was quote unquote covered.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
In bloodstains, and so he left in another room as
to pin a probably unsolved murder on someone else.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, you didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Maybe somebody else got pinched because you decided to switch
out your mattress.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I remember watching them move in and they didn't bat ny,
they just put the sheets on it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
That person is a killer. That yeah, scary well, Angie, Yes.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
After al, who's gonna expect that? A star Wars Ninja
Turtle and see you loving single men who hates dogs
is actually a blood Wait a.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Minute, all right, I don't keep it quiet. I heard
what she did there, flame with fire day what else, sir?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Also, we found out this morning that instant influencers are
now ruining TSA by organizing all their garbage in a.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Trade to look cool.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Now, seeing as Angie thinks she's an influencer, I'm just
curious how long it's going to take for her to
organize her hoops, brass knuckles, walker wheelchair glasses, daily killed
stover those strawberry candies you only find at the bottom
of a ninety five girltry bag of various medication, her Jitterbug,
her a RP magazine, andy rehab pamphlets that somehow keep
(37:42):
ending up in her ancient Burlats statuel that she called
the purse.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
How do I supposed to get the wheelchair into the bin?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I don't understand that part. Everything else is accurate.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
You're a You're an influencer.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You got to organize it. That's not an influencer. You
better stop it. I hate that, all right. Where can
we find your notes?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
You can right notes on rocking onety five five Chi
dot Man, click on the Angie Taylor Tech.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
I'm going to send you an invite for my knitting circle.
It starts next week, so FYI get your needles ready,
not those needles, I know you all right? Thank you
so much for listening. And you can check out our podcast,
The Angie Taylor Show, on the free iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
And it's time for the ten o'clock toast on the
Angie Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am. Joiner
a toast dumb.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Fellowship, Chuggy chug Hey, good morning, Happy Friday. All right,
today's ten o'clock toast goes out to two athletes, Olympic
gold medalist Noah Lyles and Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill,
because I love when athletes beef.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh yeah, I love it. It makes me horny.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
So Noah Lyles said he's going to accept Dolphins Tyreek
Hill's challenge to have a race, a foot race, but
it has to be at one hundred meters. Lyles said
that any race has to be legit. I'm not here
to do gimmicks now. Tyreek Hill said an interview right
after the Olympics, said he could beat Lyle in a
(39:23):
fifty meters dash. Hill and Lyles have traded barbes in
public for over a year, starting with the Dolphins wide
out criticizing the Olympian about his comments on how American
sports leagues shouldn't deem their annual winners as world champions
because it's just America. It's not the whole world. But
you know how Americans are, we think we're the whole world.
(39:45):
I mean, there's only one NFL, there is only one NFL.
But I think Tyreek Hill will get smoked.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
And also Noah Lyles is fine, So.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
You go, no what I got to counter that because
I think Tyreek's got him why? He just has unnatural
speed and especially when he's running against other people on
the field.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Do you think this is why Tyreek wanted to do
a fifty instead of one hundred?
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Because combine, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Short, combine different. I think in this situation, Tyreek might
have an edge. But I do want to see them race.
I want to see them run it out.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm betting on it. Just sign just signed up for
d my cod. I totally did about five dollars two
hundred and fifty dollars in free bonus bat. This is
going to ruin my life, Yes it will. But Noah's hot,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I am so happy you're saying that because Noah is
a huge nerd.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
What do you mean? He's a nerds in that.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Anime, he is in the comics, He is into all
of that gambit and you over here he's hot.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Just come over to the dark side.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I want to know until right now that he was
into all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So like he's still but actively after every race, his
celebration has been like what.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Does he do? Does he do? Like a nerd thing.
He was pulling out yu gi o cards. What the
hell is that.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
He did?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Is it like a credit card?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
It is not a credit card, It is away card.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It is from an anime. So is it like a
Pokemon yes, similar ish. Yes, there's a whole other thing
called Yukio. Yes, great cartoon, it's too much.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
He also did a dragon Ball Z celebration after races.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
So wait, what does a dragon Ball Z celebration look?
It's a kameha where he just kind of shoots out
a fireball.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
I'm learning things about you.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
What's it's Japanese? Japanese? What do you mean? Come on,
like I'm supposed to know something today. There's hot nerds.
There are hot nerds. Maris is a hot nerd.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
What we're gonna do next C two E two our
fan expo. We're going to go collective. We're gonna be
fine people walking around.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Where do those three people hang out like in the
porky lot? Yes, exactly, waiting for their kids to come
out here.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yes, you're going to see some of these fine ass
cosplays walking around.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
It's going to change your mind. What should I dress up? Ass?
What do you want to dress up as? Do you
want to be I.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Want to be I don't have a blonde wig, but
I'll find one. We'll find What would you dress up ass?
I just.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Casey Jones, Jones, the Outlaw, No, the Friends, Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
We have talked about this. Something You're gonna be a cowboy? Cute? No,
what would you dress up as? Mike?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
I'd use my height to my advantage and probably do Chebacca,
not like yeah something tall.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, could Star Wars trifecta Lando, you be Chewy and
you be late.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
In the bikini.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
The first thing I thought of when you said it,
I was like, she should totally be got to do it.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I could do side buns and then everybody yell at
me like why are you doing.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Side buns every day? Like whatever, all right, I'm a princess.
I'm a princess. Damn it.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh prison tat. You can be Joba the slut. Yeah,
that would be great Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I'm a nerd.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Okay, speaking of Star Wars Nerds, Walt is out next.
He loves Star Wars. He does he loves Star Wars.
And we love you, guys, and thank you for listening.
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