Oi! Oi! Oi! - ATS - 9.12.24

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you came out to play with us.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Roadie's good morning, Happy Thursday almost at the weekend, freaking weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Just around the corner. It's the Angie Taylor Show. We
are on. Hello Michael, I'm trying to say hello different.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good morning, prison at good morning, hpe. Hey, everybody's here,
thank you, except for Maris. Good morning Maris. Maris by
the way.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I saw did you see it? I saw his stories?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
So he texted me yesterday and he goes, did you
go on the air and give out my handle for Instagram?
I said yes, and he's like, because my Instagram blew
up and I got a lot of followers. He's like,
can you do that every day?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's amazing. It's at who is Maris by the way?
If you want to see some cool animals?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, and now, because he got a whole slew of
new followers, he felt pressured to show that he was
actually on a vacation, and so we got giraffes, we
got the hippos, all the little hippoes in the water,
we got all sorts of things.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So, yes, shout out to Maris.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I like that he has like a subtle dig on
one of the pictures He's like, here's some wilderbeasts running
away from us.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, like they're not coming towards us. That's good, pretty funny.
That would be scary funny, dude, the other way around.
Thank you for listening, Roadies, we love you. Today on
the show, we got Dane Cook at the Chicago Theater.
We're gonna give those away during Don't Kill Angie Tilling
to men from Roumstun at the Aragon duhas Baby. We
have tickets for that. You can text us anytime, call

(01:28):
us anytime. Eight four four nine five, five, ninety five fifty.
Another gorgeous day in the neighborhood. I mean this is
Groundhog's day, eighty six and sunny today, or eighty eight
and sunny today, my bad, eighty eight and sunny gonna beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Thank you for listening. Let's tell you what's up for
your day. Angie will now fill your brain with the
right amount of craft for your day. Here's what's up.
M Jean bon Jovi is a freaking hero. Did you
guys see the video? I did see that late last night.
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
So John bon Jovi, if you don't know, was filming
a video on a bridge in Nashville, when he noticed
a woman standing on the ledge about to jump.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
She was going to jump off the bridge. She was
about to jump.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, she was literally over on the other side and
had her hands holding the pole like leaning in like
she was gonna jump.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So what does he do?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
John bon Jovi very calmly walks over to the woman
was able to convince her not to jump.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Just he just kind of like leaned in like, Hey,
what's going on? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Like, you know, not nothing scared. They didn't want to
scare he or whatever. He also helped pull her off
the ledge. In case you didn't know, he has experienced
speaking with individuals who are going through a crisis from
hunger to homelessness thanks to his jbj Soul Foundation, So
he was basically like an interventionist in that moment. And
the chief of the Metro Nashville Police Department says a

(02:56):
shout out to John bon Jovi and his people for
helping a woman on the Seagenthaler Bridge. It takes all
of us to keep each other safe. Here are That's
so cool? You got to see the video. It's like
everywhere right now on social share it to our social show. Yes, yes,
Angie Taylor's show, all Right, Dave Girl, we were talking
about Dave yesterday. Yesterday we were talking about his announcement

(03:19):
that he is having a child outside of his marriage,
meaning he has been cheating on his wife from two
thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yes, there's an updates.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
He reportedly retained a divorce attorney for that announcement. Interesting,
and had recently, you know, the announcement that he recently
fathered a child outside of his twenty one year marriage
to MTV producer Jordan Bloom.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
People broke the news.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I guess his oldest daughter, Violet, also deactivated to Instagram account.
It was still inactive as of this morning. The new baby,
whose mother has not yet been identified, is his fourth daughter,
so he's about to have four daughters.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Damp.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
So we're reports are that not only did you retain
a divorce lawyer, he already moved out as well.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I was wondering if we'd find there's more to it.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I mean, you're not going to drop that kind of
a bomb because you know what is going to happen
after that until you have gotten your life a little
bit in order beforehand, Like are we staying together?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Are we getting divorced, what are we doing? Blah blah blah.
Here we go, because once you you can't put the
toothpaste back in the tube.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Basically, once the news is out, then it's everything after that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, moving along.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Despite fears about being harassed at Lincoln Parks concert tonight
at the KO Forum or I'm Sorry last night at
the KO Forum at Inglewood, the Late Chester, Bennington's son
Jamie was attending the show in an attempt to what
he calls get some closure, because he went on Instagram
a couple of days ago to share that he is

(04:53):
not cool with a new singer Emily Armstrong and her
association with scientology and in prison and rapist actor Danny Masterson.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is she went to his trial like she was supporting her.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yes, yeah, So in a written story he said that,
you know, he was just gonna try and support get
some closure. But he said a lot of things that
like my dad would not have been cool with.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
This, interesting, this whole situation. But he thanked everybody. So
all right, we'll see what happens with the new incarnation
of Lincoln Park. That's what's up for your day. Thanks
for rocking with us today, Rock ninety five to five. Oh,
don't stop, baby, hang on Revien almost at the weekend
fit a strap. We're gonna get there. Speaking on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Tomorrow, we need you to come hang out with us roadies.
The Angie Taylor Tour is going to be at Region
L in Cherville, Indiana. Stand up, hello. We're gonna be
there from four to six tomorrow. Kick off your weekend,
little weekend warm up. I will be there, Michael will
be there. Marris will not be there because he is
an Afrija, but we'll be there from four to six tomorrow.

(06:01):
Come have some drinks, Come eat some food.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
We have chainsaw. I was gonna say when the chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Chainsaw Friday, Baby, So come hang out with us. We
can't wait to party with you tomorrow. That's Region now
Share Belle, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Thank you so much for listening. We're gonna tell you
what happened on this day. Our look back in history
is next Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
To five, Rock ninety five to five, Happy Thursday, eighty
eight and sunny today. Son's about to pop out. I
love it. Thank you for listening. Let's tell you what
happened on this day today.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's September twelfth, twenty twenty four. On this day, September twelfth,
nineteen fifty five, Nina Blackwood was born.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do you remember who?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Nina Blackwood was one of the original MTV vjays And.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
She was super hot and she was like the rock
girl with the big hair. And she is sixty nine today,
brother hex Yeah ye Nina.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
In nineteen fifty three, JFK married Jacqueline How do I
say that.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Both bobea bo vieah Jacqueline Boba.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
They were together for ten years until his assassination on
November twenty second, nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh Ugh, did you ever see the Jackie movie? It's
Just Jackie and it stars Natalie Portman as Jackie out.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I wanted to see that. She is amazing and so
hot and I love the Kennedys have had a wild life.
That family line. Holy Holy God Blest John John as well.
On this day.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
In nineteen eighty seven, Morrissey left the Smiths for a
solo crying career because you know, you can go crying
with your band or you can cry alone.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And yes, Emo Smiths.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Hello Florida Man, Florida man steals excavator, drives it into Walmart.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hell yeah, you can take more stuff home that way.
That's so Florida. Like.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Let me just steal like a John Deere excavator or
some drive it into the Walmart.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Man, don't park it outside, drive.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
It in, drive it over right through the front door.
That's what happened on this day. Thanks for being with
us today. I'm on Rock ninety five to five. I
want to shout out Katie McCourt. She is the house
manager and bar princess at Sira all over in Fulton Market.
Fulton Market. It's at the Hogston Hotels. It's their Mediterranean restaurant, Sira.

(08:25):
She has invented the new viral thing here in Chicago.
It's a Chicago style hot dog dakery. Well, I love
Chicago dogs. I need her to come in here and
make us these Chicago style hot dog dakeries.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is like the top toppings like on the edge of
the glass. They're kind of like on a skewer. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, so I think she needs to come in here.
So if somebody knows Katie, let's call Katie. We're gonna
find Katie.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Katie k come back as a Dryan Canny. It's a
hot dog dakery. I need it, I want it. I
want to try it.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right, thank you for listening. Blank two just played.
Did you see blink at Lollapalooza? I was too tired
by Sunday night I saw I went home. They were great. Right,
we're gonna talk about concerts because one man has been
going to the same concert almost every day since nineteen
eighty four.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
How is that possible? I'll tell you about that next
rock ninety.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Five to five.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Good morning, Rhodis, how you doing? Happy almost weekend?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Happy Thursday, Auntie Taylor's show gonna be eighty eight and
sunny today, beautiful day. We love going to concerts. I
mean we're all about the music. We're all about the concerts.
We give away so many concert tickets. Listen to this
guy though. This guy, Mike Flint of Columbus, Ohio, in
nineteen eighty four, way back in nineteen eighty four, signed

(09:44):
up for the free zz top tickets.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
For every single tour. Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
He bought a lifetime membership to the zz top fan
club back in nineteen eighty four. It costs one hundred dollars,
which one hundred must have seen like a fortune in
nineteen eighty four. Wow, but he still is getting the
freezysy Top tickets forty years later. So when they said
for life for life, when you consider that he's seen

(10:11):
almost every single tour since then for free, and that
those tickets come with backstage passes, damn, that was.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Quite the value.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
The membership also included like a satin tour jacket, bumper stickers,
a signed poster, And while he can't find the poster
at the moment, he says he still has everything else.
He's sixty one now, so he has no plans to
slow down. He said, as long as I have these benefits,
I'm still kicking. I'm going to see them wherever they are.

(10:42):
I've never had an issue with the tickets not being there. Wow,
it's been fabulous. You just like walk up to the
will call like, oh yes, Mike Flint of Columbus, Ohio,
your tickets here backstage passes.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Every single Zzy Top show. So cool.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Anywhere in the world, anytime, any place, that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
There is my question for you.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
If you could get free tickets for life to one band, yeah,
or one artist, one band or one artist for the
rest of your life, you get to go any show, anytime,
anywhere backstage?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Which band or artist would it be? Mike, I know,
I know your answer, freez on a pearl jam. Yeah,
of course, pearl jam. Amazing. Here's the other part of
this equation, though, a lot of our rock stars are
getting old well so but yes, but when he got
these tickets in eighty four, zz Top was at their prime.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's like, you know, and it's been going on forever.
So now like it's like like I would say Metallica,
that'd be crazy anytime you want to go Metallica all
over the world, anytime, any place, anywhere. Like, let's just
say that I won those Metallica tickets in eighty four,
and I've been going to every show my whole life. Unreal,

(11:59):
call right now and tell me your answer.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Eight four, four, nine five, five, ninety five fifty Which
band or artist is it? Rock and roll?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Byee Rock ninety five five? Speaking of rock and roll
and going to concerts. This dude we were talking about
from Ohio way back in nineteen eighty four, spent one
hundred dollars to be a part of the zz Top
fan club, which gave him free tickets and backstage passes
to any zz top show anytime, anywhere, any place, for life.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Incredible.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Forty years later he's still going to all these shows,
which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
What a deal.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
If you could get, you know, for life, free tickets
to any band or any artist, who would it be?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I want to know? I said Metallica, I said Pearl
Jam yep. Let's go to Todd from Woodstock. Hi, Todd, Hey,
good morning, everybody, Good morning. All right, you heard about
this dude from Ohio? What I mean? What a deal?
One hundred dollars, you know, but.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
It's an amazing deal. My only question is zz top, Yeah,
wouldn't be my first choice?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, I mean nineteen eighty four, if you're thinking back,
that's the MTV era where all the zz top videos
were like the best videos on MTV. They were popping
in nineteen eighty four and they're still touring, so good
for him, But well.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
I think they roll on stage now.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know, our rock stars are getting old man Todd?
Who would be the band or artist that you would
take the free tickets for life? I liked so much music.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
That's a really hard pick. I was thinking about it.
I think Zach Bryan would be who I chose I'm
just very into his music right now.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
The country star Zach Bryan.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Yeah, yeah, I guess you would consider that country music.
But yeah, I mean I like all kinds of music.
He just really I don't know he hate something about
his lyrics and his music.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
I just really love it.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Okay, that would be good value because country artists tour forever. Yeah, yeah,
I hear a great show too. Right on, Todd, thank
you for the call. Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Go play some zzy top Okay, everybody hanging the line,
and we're gonna get somebody some tickets to Dramstein's show
with the Aragon Well delete.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Singer Walt from Sycamore, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay, who would it be for you? You get free
tickets for life.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
Man.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
So if it was pre twenty seventeen, if you'd ask
me or said Lincoln Park from anywhere anytime in the world, now,
I'd probably go Rob Zombie anytime.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Anywhere, anytime, anywhere ever seeing Yeah, okay, so you're but
you're a zombie Rob Zombies. Awesome, you're a Lincoln Park fan, though.
What do you think of the new singer?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
I like the new song, I don't know a lot
about the singer.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
I like the new song.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
It sounds like Lincoln Park. It does like the bare
Bones basics.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I did not.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I did not enjoy her covering.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I didn't enjoy the covering either. It sounded like I
was at a karaoke bar.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yeah, but the news, that's what it's what it's not like.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, the new stuff sounds good. Though, the new stuff
sounds good, but she's a little problematic. Anyway, hang on
the line, Walter, Let's go to Matt from West Chicago.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Have Matt.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Hey, guys, ho's going?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
It's going good? Man? Who is it for you?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
So this wouldn't be my first band of choice based
on their music, but you got to pick a band
that stood the test of time. So I would go
with the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, your your return on your investments would have been
very good if you would have picked the Rolling Stones
back in nineteen eighty four. You have to think about that, like,
because all of our rock stars are getting really old,
so like, how much longer can we see these guys?
Like I said Metallica, and I just saw Metallica last month,
But how much longer are they going to tour? I

(15:45):
don't know they look more fit than other rocks. I
mean they look amazing. They look amazing. First choice would
have been van Halen. Yes, which van Halen? Van Halen
or van Hagar van Hagar.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I mean Sammy still does like all van Halen songs
on tour, so but yes, vad Halen is one of
my top five for sure.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I agree with you. Hang on the line, Matt. Let's
go to Tim from Winthorpe Haarba Hello, Tim.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Hey, Hello Angie. How you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Hey? Hello, I'm very good. What band for you?

Speaker 6 (16:17):
You know what is possible now?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
But it would have been kiss.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Ladies and gentlemen, you're one of the best. You got
the best, okay.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Seventy seven.

Speaker 9 (16:26):
Back in seventy seven, I was listening to Village People
and Beg's and seven Night Beaver soundtrack, and my sister
gave me my first two rock.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Albums, roll Over my Story.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I was just I was just going to bring up
rock and roll Over because my parents had that album
and when I was little the album cover, I was terrified.
I thought they were like because you know, I was
like a little like five year old girl.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm like, this is scary. Why are you listening to
this music.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, I mean, hey, to see what that does for you?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Little did I know? You know later and here we are.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
You know what when I saw when I saw those
two records and I saw the way they were dressed, their.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Look kick ass, it just popped out at me. Of course,
of course grabbed me by them. Hell yes, grabbed your right.
But the ball I love that, Tim, hang on the line.
Let's go to Rad Dad from Lombard.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
Hey, Rad Dad, Hey, Angie.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Love you love your show? Miss Merris, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I love you too, im, Miss Maris too? Thank you?
What band would it be for you?

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Well? My first choice was going to be Shined Down
because I've seen him quite a few times and they
are such advocates of mental health. But my main choice
would be twenty one Pilots. I've seen this fan over
thirty times and they are heard. It's not an experience,
it's like a mental health cleansing. If you're into their music.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
I agree they're preaching.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
You're you, Rad Dad, you are you are a bandito,
a bandido all right, am? Yes, my daughter is a
banditto as well. When I took her to twenty one Pilot,
she had to Scott the bandana around her face like
the whole bandido vibe.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Hang on, rad Dad. Let's go to Brandon from Fox
River grow up. Hey Brandon, Hi, Hi, what is it
for you? Hell yeah?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Man?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Are you going to ride fast to see Slayer?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I am hell yeah? Oh right on, have a great time.
Hang on the line. That's a great one. And let's
go to Brian from Mount Prospect. Hi, Brian, is that
a real voice?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, it's just rock and roll voice. Okay, Okay, that's like,
how cool? What band for you? Brian?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Iron?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hell? Yes, Iron Maiden.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I just retweeted a video on the Auntie Taylor Show
Twitter of Metallica at an Iron Maiden show like a
month ago, and it was Kirk Hammett and.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Why am I just drawing a blank right now? Lead
singer Hello?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And they were like in the audience front row at
Iron Maiden and watching them like air guitar along with
James Haveel. Watching them air guitar along with Iron Maiden
is hilarious. It's like little boys like playing the air
guitar and watching their heroes.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
It was so cool. You have to check out that video, Brian.
That's a great one. Hang on the line.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Let's go back to Matt from West Chicago. Hey, Matt,
I don't have Rolling Stones tickets for you, but I
have some tickets to see till Linman from Ormstein at
the Aragon.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You want those tickets?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Sure, we'll go have a great time, rock out. Maybe
Mick Jagger will come out and do his moves.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Same Mike Jagger at rom He's like, you will not
believe what happened at that show. He's like to hos,
yes too, hass all right, hang on the list. What's
that Maybe show up there there you go to Maybe
Hagar will that would be great. Oh Sammy Higer singing
du haas hilarious. Hang on the line, Matt. We're gonna
get you hooked up with your tickets.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Anybody else that wants to go tickets at live nation
dot com for this Sunday, September twenty ninth show at
the Air.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
We're gone. Thanks for listening. Rock ninety five to five
like your park. Rock ninety five to five, I think it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Park reminds me of Maris. Maris is on vacation right
now in Tanzania. He's in Africa. He went to the
hippo pools that I told him to go to and
he said he was too scared, but he went. And
then we noticed that he posted a picture yesterday of
him on his safari, but it's him like in the distance.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Like who took that picture? That's right? Did he find
a honey? I'm trying to I want to. I asked
him to call and he's like, no, I'm on vacation,
but I just want to call him. Are you trying
to call him on your phone? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh calling Maret? It won't it Hello, It's not calling him,
just some tiger roars. Yeah, right, crap, the Lion King
music starts playing. That's the whole, the whole. No, he's
not answering or it's not even going through whatever. It's international.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I don't know, but shout out to Maris and that
is now we have to invest gate on his instagram.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Who took the picture? The little evidence there.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So we're heading into week two of the NFL season.
That means set your teams today, because I forgot to
do that this morning. Your fantasy teams. Hello, and I
beat Marison in the first game, thank you. But a
new study found even just tailgating at a game is
now breaking the bank for people.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I love a good tailgate, honey, I love I like
the tailgate more than I like the game the way
you said that, I love it the food. Everybody is
out here grilling and drank.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
And some gambling site looked at how much it costs
to tailgate at each NFL stadium in twenty twenty four.
The average for four people two hundred and five dollars.
That's a lot considering how expensive the tickets to the
game are as well.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
The price varies on where you are.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
San Francisco forty nine ers have the most expensive tailgate
at two hundred and ninety two dollars per person.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Parking alone accounts for one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
One hundred and thirty two dollars for parking, the other
one hundred and sixty dollars is food, water, sodas, and
sixteen beers.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
To show up and make some friends doesn't cost you anything. Well, well, yeah,
you can do that. You can just go park in
the regular lot and then go to the tailgating lot
and be like, Hey, that's guys, love the bears. Can
I have a hot dog?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Of the rest of the top five most expensive tailgates
were the La Rams, Dallas Cowboys, the Eagles, and the
Washington Commanders. The cheapest Atlanta Falcons at one hundred and
seventy three dollars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Panthers, and the Kansas
City Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh, yes, the Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't know how much the Bears are, but you know,
we'll we'll we'll find that out when I come crash
your tailgate. That's right at some point, because I will
invite me to your tailgate. Invite us all to your tailgate.
Wouldn't you guys like to go crash on the tailgate?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
If somebody invites me, I'm going. We'll bring I'll be there. Yeah,
we'll bring Rock ninety five to five merch cool if
you give us a hot dog. Yeah, we just need
a little food, a few drinks for good to go.
May have a couple of cocktail or side of something. Yeah,
invite us. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Send us a text anytime, call us anytime eight four
four nine ninety five to fifty Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Good Thursday morning, roads. How you're feeling I should be
feeling amazing because you're listening to this station.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Thank you Angie Taylor's show. Okay, I am so excited
that we are finally doing this. So Bonnie Green, Hello,
Bunny Green.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh our traffic Queen Buddy Green, thank you very much,
Bunny Buddy Green. Y'all, Bonnie Green.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like, it's like a year and a half that you
told me about the Forest Park Casket Race that happens
every year. I didn't know this was a thing. They
have a thing in Forest Park called the Casket Races.
It's a very spooky season. So tell us what the
Casket Races are.

Speaker 10 (23:53):
Well, this is our twelfth annual Forest Park Casket Races
and every year it just gets bigger and bigger, sponsored
by the Forest Park Chamber of Commerce. Now, Saturday, October
nineteen is the date if you want a race, if
you want to create your own team, forty dollars for
a team to race, and that's no big deal.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
But tell me what the race can sit. Like, what
do people have to do? Do they have to make
their own Yes, it's like a go kart race or
a sled it's kind of like that.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Yeah, And they will give you the plans for you
to be able to make your own, some people will
use other things. In the eleven years we've done this,
I think we did have one actual casket.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh that's cool and which was kind of creepy, but
that would be heavy. I feel like it would go
as fast.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
The best one we ever had. There's a place in
Forest Park called the Nadu Ice House. Okay, and they're
the ones that make all the ice sculptures for things.
Oh yeah, they had they made a casket out of ice.
What that is genius?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
How cool? And did it win? And of course it
didn't win. It did not win. It melted. Can you
imagine how that it was? Oh it was very heavy.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
So people, Okay, So I know a lot of our
listeners are you know, construction guys and people that are
good with tools and building things. And so you build
basically your own your own casket box and you put
wheels on it.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
You put wheels on it. So think of it as
like a bob slide race. Yeah, but it's like the
race fault, yes, and it's five people on a team.
You have one person that rides inside usually the smallest person, yes,
and the other four people push or the pushers. They
are the push so it's like an Olympic bobslede team
but with caskets. Yes, it is, and everything starts at

(25:41):
nine thirty on the nineteenth.

Speaker 10 (25:42):
Now, the greatest thing is how creative people have gotten
over the years.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
We've had a Wizard of Oz team. Also, people do themes.
Oh yes, oh, I love it.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
Four people push and the four people pushing were men
dressed like flying monkeys.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Amazing.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
We had Disney villains, I love it. We had Hella
tubbies instead of Hell and Tubbies, Stephen King.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Characters which was a great like it, and oh the
clown and the hurry hurry hippos. So we have also
hungry hungary.

Speaker 10 (26:17):
Yes, people get really into the whole you know, theme
thing and they love to do it.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I love it so so. Bonnie, you are the announcer
for this. That's why you're here.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
You're here talking about it with her smooth, sexy, silky voice,
Bonnie Green. So what we want you to do is
go on our website Rock ninety five five c hi
dot com, send in your drawings, build a casket, be
in the Iconic Casket Race with Rock ninety five to five.
We're gonna interview the candidates and find the best one
to represent our brand in the race. So since we

(26:49):
were doing themes, do a Rock ninety five to five theme.
You could have like a rock band, Like how funny
would it be to have all the members of Kiss
like a make up as a team. Yeah, that would
be great. So we'll have everything up for you on
our site. We actually have it up on there now,
so go get the info. Be a part of this
Forest Park Casket Race, which is huge. How many people

(27:12):
will come out for this?

Speaker 10 (27:13):
It has grown every year I get. I would say
last year we had over one thousand.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh amazing. Can we drink?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
And you have food out site and drinks.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
They have vendors. We have twisted cookie, we have creepy
coffee awesome, Yeah we have.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
We'll bring our flask, so bring your flask. Yeah, and
there are there food and drinks. So let's do it.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You guys, represent your home team here, represent Rock ninety
five to five and the Casket Race.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
We will be there partying with you and Bonnie Green.
Thank you, Bonnie.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Welcome. All right, it's rock now. Oh it is time
for you to send in your text eight four four
nine ninety five fifty. We're gonna read them.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Next, let's take some calls from the request line or
some texts.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, we love getting your text every day, roadies, Thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Send him in any time. We want to know what's
on your mind.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Eight four four, ninety five fifty. Let's go down some
of these today. We were talking about the dude in
Ohio that in nineteen eighty four spent one hundred dollars
for the zz top fan club, where it allowed him
free zz top tickets to any concert, anywhere, anytime for life.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You beat inflation.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Forty years later, he's still going to zz top like
every day. He's like a deadhead, but for zz top.
So my question was like, what band or artists would
you love to have like lifetime tickets free for life?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Crew fan? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
He said, Abba, No, you said a Motley Crue of course,
Tom the head Rody of Worth. Okay, if it was
my choice for tickets, I would do Metallica all the way,
hands down.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
There would be another one. Alison Chains.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, if Allison Chains were still Alison Chains, it would
be amazing to for yo. Is it true that Warp
Tour is making a comeback in twenty twenty five. Apparently
it's a rumor. It's a rumor that is that it
is coming back next year and that it might be
a live Nation production. Nine five two said Motley Crue

(29:17):
eighties nineties version. I would see that tour, yes, of course,
eighties nineties version six three, Oh, good morning.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Bands that I would love the free tickets for for
life would be Lincoln Park or Corn.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Oh yeah, Corn would be awesome. I would love Corn
Slip not for you HPA. Yes, eight one to five.
This is Mike from Bloomingdale. The band I would pick
to see would be Early Black Sabbath with Ozzy. To me,
that is the start of a legendary rock icon Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yes, it was seven one nine. I just want to
give a shout out to you guys.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I didn't make it in for the last segment about
the artists, but I did make it to Jubilee last night.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Soul Asylum was incredible.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Ston't tup up, Pilots did the whole Purple album fantastic.
Wow Live was the topper. Ooh, I haven't seen live
in like twenty years. Thank you Rock ninety five to
five for keeping me rocking. And that's from Devin thank
you demon the casket race we were talking about, I
would love to race and put your name as the

(30:18):
Harry Potters.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
That's funny. Listen, boyfriend, these are hardwood Flora's hunting. There's
not even a welcome matt down here. Nothing hardwood, no rug,
no nothing, ain't no Harry Potter down here is.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
A baby seal bitch Dan from South Elgin. Angie, your
casket for the race should be a giant bottle of
Jack and Minnesota barb driving.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That would be great. We could drive her right into
a tree because she has a coming. She has a coming.
She only has herself up lame.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Thank you so much for all the text roadies, ac DC,
rock in the box on your Thursday almost at the weekend,
I'm gonna be eighty eight and sunny beautiful today.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
It is time to play Don't Kill Angie. Don't do it?
Don't you kill me? Better call now if you want
tickets to Dane Cook at the Chicago Theater eight four
four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
To play Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure
game to hopefully get Angie safely to Friday, big or fast,
but be careful. One wrong move We'll kill Angie, Killie,
and it's only on rock.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Okay, what's it gonna be? Bitches liver die day. It's
up to you. Let me talk to you. Chris from
Homer Glenn.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Hi, Chris, can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I can hear your babe.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Oh and I could hear you better? Good?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Hello? How you doing?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Not bad? Not bad?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Right? Are you at work? What are you doing today?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm working yet?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
What kind of work? What kind of works?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
I work from home?

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
But what do you do from home? Do some do
you have only fans? Fans?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
What that show pictures or your feet on OnlyFans? Is
that your job? Well? You should. It's good money.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
And I don't look anybody wants to see my feet.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
You would be surprised.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I don't think anybody wants to see money either, But
like there's you know what, there's a pot for every
late honey, and some people like gross things, so not
that your feet are gross like you cliptose, Chris, I
don't have and don't leave him in.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
The couch all rightas dot com?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yes, so Chris, today you are playing Don't Kill Angie
for Dane Cook at Chicago theater tickets.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Keep me alive, sir, please, Okay, I will try my best. Okay,
let's do this. Take it Away our filling narrator for
vacationing Maras it is the man. Oh my gol.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Today the roadies called in with comments on which man
would you love to have free Take It's for life
for Some of the answers were the Rolling Stones, Van
Halen Pearl. Jam Angie has two bands that she would
like free tickets for life from, but she can't decide
which band should she pick Metallica or Motley Crue.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
My two favorites. Oh my god, what a decision boy?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Both both in kind of could be trouble?

Speaker 8 (33:27):
Well yeah for me?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I mean where death coulda happen. Yeah, let's see. We'll
go with molly Crue.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Kind of older.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah yeah that death is Death's coming around for them.
I think faster. But let's go with Molly Crue. You
picked Motley Crue.

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Angie is jacked. Free concert for life, baby. She decides
to go to her first show on the tour stop
in Australia. Oh okay, wait, I was wondering why you
were playing from a land down under. It's Australia. I
got it, got it.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh, Sydney is beautiful, and Angie jumps her twenty hour
flight to rock out.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
She gets to the venue and she's walking into the
show and she's confronted by a kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Oh kangaroo, he says, Oi bats, Oh my, here all
the kangarooslanda and you've been spreading on the radio. It's
good talk. He takes out his box and gloves out
of his pouch and punches the hell o man, No,
what welcome. I hate kangaroos. Three tickets for life would

(34:34):
have been nice, but her life is over. You killed
a Jane. Oh Chris hangaro, she wishes. Oh, murder me,
Tommy Lee. Murder me with that, like tripod and a
conda whatever you got in there, Murder me with that.

(34:56):
I'm sorry, can you what did that kangaroo say? Oh wait,
oh did you hear that?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Oh yeah, the screaming, Yes.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes it was.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I have decided as of today that is the end
of the Screaming Goat fairy, because now we.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
Are doing the kangaroo, the screaming kangaroo fairy from now on,
the punching Kangaroo, the punching kangaroo fairy will be your
ticket in so, yes, you got.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Prison tattoo. Can you please give me another sample of
the of oy bach oi beach os als a oi oi.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
That's right, Okay, Oh my god, Bobby, there's so much
talent in this room. You could harness the amount of talent.
You could toast some bread lightly like like light light toast.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Thank you, Chris, you are going to Dane Cook at
the Chicago Theater.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I have a great time a man, all right, I
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yes, I can't wait to see your only fans feed
pictures later today. We don't want checking out them. Long tone,
aw remember long time. Hang on the line so we
get all your info. Hpople hook you up and thank you.
Anybody else that wants to go see Dane Cook? What
would the kangaroo at Dane Cook's say?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I have fun.

Speaker 12 (36:20):
Fuss Australia from the tickets for Tean Cook a ticketmaster
dot com. Watch out for that kangaroo. It's rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You made the wrong choice, and you see we are
all suffering now rock Yeah, sit on the flag hall.
It's fun. Just make sure you clean it first, you know,
I don't know who's sitting there before you.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
What happened too, Yeah, Rock ninety five to five listen
when we come back in a second. I want to
tell you about this first date that went horribly wrong,
horribly wrong.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
I know it was.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's a you know, like kind of a blind date,
like a tender like first meeting. I'm going to tell
you about that. And also ninety five minutes commercial free rock.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yes, we do it every single day, and I know
you love it and I have it for you next
Rock ninety five to.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Five Green Day. That's why it's up, kicking off.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Your ninety five minutes of commercial free rock on your
favorite station, Rock ninety five to five Auntie Taylor's show,
and I thank you for listening. First dates can go back,
you know, usually doesn't happen until the people at least
meet each other.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Though.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
This woman, her name's Vicky Tozar, showed up for her
date with the dude she met on Hinge and first
date things took a real weird turn. She basically watched
as he went on their date with somebody else. So
Vicky was running late and let him know and he
was already there, so he sent her his location and

(37:52):
told her what he was wearing so that she could
find him.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
When she got there, she saw her date talking with
a woman about a paddle board. The woman had a
paddle board, so this Vicki girl assumed, Hey, maybe these
two know each other or whatever. But she just hung
back to give them a little space and see what
was going on. She said, I was really confused. They
seemed to be having a great conversation, and then suddenly they.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Bolts got in the water. I was like, wait, what
just happened?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Because she was meeting him to go in Seattle on
a paddleboarding date at a park. So she watched from
the shore as her date and this other woman go
paddle boarding together, and after a few minutes she realized
he got on their date with.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
The wrong woman. My gosh. She's like, he'll figure out
the mistake.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
But when she didn't hear from him, she sent him
a photo she took of him paddleboarding with this chick,
and he responded right away saying, Oh, I'm embarrassed, but.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It felt genuine and I just went with it.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
So he met some girl while he was waiting for
his date and was like, I like you let's go
paddle board, and so this woman never got to even
go on the date.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
With the dude. Moral of the story, don't be late,
don't be late time. And all these bitches out here
with their paddle boards trying to steal our boyfriends. All
you paddleboard bitch is back up. I see you out
here off the board.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
He offered to make it up to her if she
was still up for a date, and they met up
a week later. He never asked the woman for her
name and admitted that he was nervous and assume it
was just a woman he'd match with on hinge.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
They did not have a love connection. It did not
work out.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
So moral of the story, never trust a big booty
and a paddleboard bitch, you know what I'm saying with
a smile, because you never know, you never know they're
out here stealing our buds.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, man, all right, Request Wars is next.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Get the voting fingers ready, it's rock ninety five five
and let's do some whooa.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
It's now time for Request Wars.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Arm your torpedoes. Yeah, are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Request, I like that emoji
of the cat that just files its nails all like
bitchy right now, like good luck today Queen is back.
Uh huh, So Maris is out on vacation.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Usually Maris and Michael battle it out for request wars,
and I usually just toasted. But while Maris is out,
I jumped back in the ring and it's not been
a good week.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
For you, blood bath. Sure the Queen would take my
head off. If this is the old times, well, you
know you lost to the queen off with his head.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Marie Antoinette over here. Okay, so today's battle. We have
a theme every day. Today's theme comes from the story
that we had earlier about a guy who in nineteen
eighty four paid one hundred dollars for the zz Top
tour of Like Fan Club to get free tickets for
life to zz Top for any show, anywhere, anytime. Forty

(41:09):
years later, he's still going to these easy likes. My god,
I'm sure he scalps a lot of that, all of them.
But and then we were talking about, like what band
would you love to have a lifetime supply of free
tickets too.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
So that's what we did today.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
We each picked our band that we want to have
a lifetime supply of free tickets to. I am the
challenger today, so I will go first, even though I've
won three in a row. Seriously, but I'm still challenging
because it doesn't really count my band that I would
love free tickets for life too. Metallica. My pick Harvester
of Sorrow. Yes, Harvester of Sorrow if that is your pig.

(42:03):
Text the letter H for Harvester H to eight four
four ninety five fifty What you got, Mike, I'm gonna
do Pearl Jam as you know, like my shirt even
wearing Pearl Jam.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yes you have the new tour shirt. Yeah, I'm gonna
do Pearl Jam in their new song dark Matter.

Speaker 9 (42:28):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It's a cute pick. You know, it's cute. I know,
I know, I'm kidding. That's awesome. If you were gonna
go with the Pearl.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Jam song to go up against Metallica, that one goes
hard is very nice, but it's cute. As you want
Pearl Jam Dark Matter text the letter dude for Dark Yeah,
big d for Dark to eight four four ninety five fifty.
We want the votes or we want you to vote hard. Well,
I mean only one count, so just vote one time.

(42:57):
But like you know, rock the vote. Baby, it's rock five. Hi,
It's Rocket five five.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Do I smell like smoke? Do I smell like booze?
I'm just you never do? Okay, thank you you do
a great job of covering that up. Yeah. I got
a lot of sprays and a lot of other mints
and some things. Thank you for listening. Hey, it's ninety
five minutes commercial free. On the Auntie Taylor Show today.
On Request Wars, the theme is if you could get
free concert tickets for life to any band, which band

(43:29):
would you pick? So both Mike and I picked our
bands that we would like. I am the challenger the band.
I picked Metallica and my song Harvester of Sorrow air drum.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Yeah, yes, I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
M If that's your pick, text the letter H for
Harvester to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Of course, Mike picked his favorite band, Pearl Jam. Of
course course it's the Jam and his song dark Matter.
I think I need a little help, so family, excuse me, sir,

(44:17):
do not try to sway the voters, says voter interference.
You cannot tell them which way it's going. You can
say that it's going one way, but you can't say, okay,
I don't know that. Not going to do it. Losing
so bad, you guys, so bad.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
If you want dark matter from Pearl, jam tacks the
letter D. He needs all the deeds, he needs all
the d's. Hook up, Mike with all the d's, as
many as you can, all of them at.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
The same damn time.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
My gosh, night Inch Nails on Rock ninety five to
five Rock and ninety five minutes commercial free.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
On your beautiful, hazy, smoky day. There's some smoke. It's
a smoke, you guys, because it's spooky season and the
wildfire season, and all the smoke came. Oh it's not.
I wish it was pot smoke, but it's not. It's
just a wildfire smoke out here. But it's supposed to be. Sonny.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It's kind of hazy, sunny and eighty eight today. Enjoy
another beautiful day in the neighborhood. All right, it's time
to find out who one request is. Today it was
a battle of the band. You would love a lifetime
free tickets too. For the rest of your life. You
go all the time for free. I picked Metallica, Mike
picked Pearl Jam.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
We have a winner by an embarrassing last night.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Sorry, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
You mess with the boy, you get the horns. Baby,
I expect to lose when I play you. Yeah, I
mean the goat at this game. Shout out to the
seven people Pearl Jim fans out there. You did get
some boats. I got some, you got some. He was cute.
One guy said he felt bad for me, so sympathy
votes are still votes though, Hey, thank you for all

(46:05):
your votes. Roadies.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I'm gonna shut up seeking jam out to harvest up sorrow.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Jay. I'm going to Pigeon Porge.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
That was our girl yesterday that called and said She's like,
I'm saying, I'm going to Pigeon Forge on a girl's trip.
I'm like, ooh, there's gonna be some hot daddy's out
there Pigeon Forge.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
All right, Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Rocking ninety five to five, it's ninety five minutes commercial free.
That giggling little hyena in the background is our man,
the secretary of the show, the head of all the
roadies keeping all the notes.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Hello, Ja the Gay, good morning, cue my darling ding dong,
good morning. Oh yeah, now listen this morning traffic Goddess
Bonnie Green. Yeah, the studio to let us know about
the annual forest our casket race.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Queen Bonnie Green, Yes, you did, that's right.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Gather a team of five, create a coffin and race
that sucker while drinking from a flask with other people,
because much like us trying to get entry into every
tailgating party, all we ever want to do on this
show is just get drunk.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Okay, let's just get drunk, sit in a caske and
go down a hill. Yeah, why not.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Here's the thing, though, Angie usually weary of letting this
crew put you in a makeshift box because the moment
that happens, they're nailing the lid shut, pushing it down
a hill into the river, and then celebrating the five
cent raised they'll get because dang dong, the bitch is gone.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Well, don't tease me with a good time now sounds great? Cool?
What else do you have, sir?

Speaker 9 (47:45):
Also this morning, Angie fished around to find out what
bander artists the rodis would be grateful to have a
lifetime pass for Okay, now, your choice, Angie was Metallica,
even though you couldn't recall it. James Heatfield was the
lead singer of the band. Two minutes after you.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Mentioned that that's act in fact, just off the air
five seconds ago, Mike was like, what was their opening song?
I'm like, I don't know, I don't even was I
even there. I don't I don't remember anything, but I know.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
It was great.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
If something tells me, Andy, something tells me that you
were just angling for a chance to go backstage and
just drink all the black and whiskey you can get
your paws on.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I did that and I used Metallica's bathroom well done. Yeah,
what a gig.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
As for Mike, he obviously chose to jam and part
of me thinks that he was secretly jealous of Wrotty Michelle,
who told us Eddie Better wrote the lyrics to Black
on her back.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yeah, now, no jealous.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I'm assuming that Mike thinks, after showing up backstage and
enough show that Edie will write the lyrics to Black
Part two on his chest after they get done playing
grab ass.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Oh do you know about that story? That listener I've
heard a little about it, is what what do you?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
She called in maybe our first month on the air
here when we were playing Black and said that she
dated Eddie Better okay, when we were in Seattle and
they just had had sex, and he grabbed a sharpie
afterwards and started writing the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
To Black on her back. All right, that's badass if
it's true.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Right, But I feel like Michelle is really code word
for Michael, and that was probably you, oh Darius, I mean,
you know, what.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
Do you think about it? He actually did kind of
sound the same.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
They sound the same, Michael. You know. Yeah, it's long game.
You well done, sir. Here you are going to searl
jam you know, like two nights.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
In a road.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
It works. We're texting, yes, all right. Where can we
find your notes, sir?

Speaker 9 (49:38):
You can find my notes on rock ninety five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor Chair.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Thank you, my love, and always check out the podcast,
The Angie Taylor Show podcast wherever you get your pods,
but especially on the amazing, beautiful free I Heart Radio app.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
It's time for the ten o'clock toast on the Angie
Taylor Show.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, Angie's drinking a tenant in a.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Toast up fellowship, Yes, talk about.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh Happy Thursday.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Today's ten o'clock toast goes out to this eighty year
old woman here in Illinois, in Highland, downstate. I'm not
talking about Highland Park. I'm talking about Highland. This family
hosted a birthday party for.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
This cute eighty year old woman. She makes it to eighty.
Oh my god. Family walks out with a cake with
eighty flaming candles on it. Oh boy, what do you
expect Nana to do with that? Like, she's like, go
one of them.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It takes three hours for her to blow that damn
thing up. So they bring out this cake with eighty
flaming candles on it. Now there's a whole TikTok of
this video, but she said, the guy that with her
son that was bringing out said, I.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Don't know if this is safe.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
As the fiery cake starts to fire too much and
almost lift the whole house on fire. Somebody came out
running out with a plate to put it on top
of it and put it all out. This poor woman, listen,
how are you gonna do this to a eighty I
am I'm fifty years old, you better give me that

(51:19):
five and the oh, don't you put fifty candles?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Right? Birthday to Yeah, but yes, it's happy birthday to her.
You made it to eighty.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
But don't be in a hole and do that to
your grandma and put eighty candles and how long does
that take to light them all?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Coming? And was like son of thought, Yes it was
his starts kicking. Even with the cataract. She can see
that flame coming. Like, just light a torch, right, get
a flame thrower. Let's take eighty individual little candles and
you have to light them all.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Doesn't candle number one go out out before you get
to candles eighty.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And your the arm hair is on fire because like
it's too much. Don't do that to the old if
you are over the age of ten. Just get the
number candles. Okay, get the number candles because only ten
year olds can blow out ten candles at a time
because they have the oxygen. The light along still work.
They got good oxygen levels. But like, give the twenty

(52:27):
year old a two and oh, give a thirty year
old a three and a oh, like, don't do that
to us. Just letting everybody know I'll never make it
to eighty. But if I do, you better give me
an eight and a. Oh you got it. I know
you guys are pushing me in the river, according to Jay.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
The guy, So.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
We're just looking forward to your id.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I thought you're gonna say you're looking forward to pushing
me in the river. I'm like me too. I can't
wait to have a break. I don't have a job.
I need some time off. Well, you know you guys
would have a great show. You would. I don't know, Clinger, Maria.
We can't jade the gay like whoever it is. Jay
and Mike doesn't have the same ring you and man

(53:07):
Cow would be great. Oh no, absolutely not. I will
come listen. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Whoever replaces me when I die, or retire or get
dragged out of here kicking and screaming, whoever replaces me,
if they're not adequate, I.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Will come retire. If I'm dead, I will come back
from the dead and I will burn this mother effort
to the ground. I will burn this bitch to the ground.
I swear to God, you better, you better do it right.
I've built something here for years, all my blood, sweat
and tears and alcohol and marijuana and molly creativity going

(53:48):
God help me.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
All right, Okay, sorry and rant. Happy birthday, Grandma, talking
to you Jay. All right, Hey, Walt is up now.
I just saw him in the hallway. I don't know
how many candles.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
He has on his cake, but I know that they're
like sexy like he is short, about as tall as
he is a short. All right, He's up next and
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