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It's Rock ninety five five. Everlastis from what groups? Right? Yeah,
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right, no, it was itwas Processing. I knew you were
going to ask. I still wasn'tready. Now it's Rock ninety five to
five. Good morning, Hello roadies, Auntie Taylor show is on. That
is Maris Hello, good morning,good morning. I love your Cookie Monster
shirt. Oh thank you. Helooks very suxy. Oh no, he's
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being extra seductive on this shirt.Centuble seductionous wants to see how bad you
want the cookies. It's like Playboyspread with a big jar of cookies.
You remember that Jeff gold boom pose, Yes, Jurassic Park, Yes,
yes, yes, it's the GeorgeCostanza. It's all about oh yeah,
yeah yeah. I love speaking differentlyabout Cookie Monster. Now. He's kind
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of hot, but he's not mytype more what No, I'm more like
the Oregon DC, you know,Benny the Bull, the Geico Gecko.
He's a little too blue, likeI don't like blue drinks and I don't
like blue furries. Okay, wow, I don't f with a Grover or
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whoever is blue or that one Gonzothe chicken Banger. Yes, I don't
f with him Grover yesh Grover's Blue. I don't do blue drinks like hypnotic
is disgusting. You know who stilldrinks hypnotic? What? Right? This
is gross? I don't know what'sgoing on. Good morning, Hello,
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how you guys doing, Thank youfor listening. Good morning today on the
show. Oh so many things.Def Leppard, Yes, third row there,
we are there because it's home.No third row tickets to Deaf Leopard
and Journey at Wrigley on Monday.I have those Harley homecoming tickets. Got
those tickets. I have I Prevailin hailstorm tickets. It is White Sox
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Wednesday. Yeah, we're pack oftickets to the Socks. Rocky the Rooster
is here after eight am. Yourfirst keyword for one thousand bucks after eight
am. So make sure that youare here all day. You can text
us, you can call us eightfour four nine five ninety five fifty at
any time. I'm so glad Idon't have to walk around with like a
headcam or something where people could seelike what goes on in my day to
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day life. Oh, we don'tneed that. We don't need it.
And I had a moment where Istopped myself last night and I'm like,
oh, I'm so old because Iwas legit tweezing my mustache while listening to
Boston's Greatest hits, and I'm like, I am now eighty years old.
You know the level of sexy thatyou just portrayed right there? Yes,
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man, I just wanted to putthat out into the universe. Think about
that. Yeah, Poner Chams,everybody, let's kick you in the crotch.
It's the five am kicking the crunchon the Angie Taaler Show. Rock
n megad Y Yeah, yeah,yeah, Maga dad rock naety five five,
Get up. Yeah, yea yeaker eighteen. You've been kid baving
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ye right in a crotch. Nowyou're wake. That was an assault on
the crotch. I love it.Oh, crotch a sault. That's nice.
I like that. That's a bandname, Crotch Assault. God,
it's a great band name. We'regoing to start even it should be a
female band. That would be alllike all female metal crotch a saw hell.
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Yeah, all right, you juststarted a new band five thirteen in
the morning. Look what we didalready. All right, we're gonna tell
you what happened on this day.Your look back in history is next?
All right? Am I have athome? Du eighty rainy this morning.
Sun'll come out later, They'll say, we'll come out this afternoon. Thank
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you for listening. Rock ninety fiveto five. Let's tell you what happened
on this day is July tenth,twenty twenty four. On this day,
July tenth, nineteen seventy six,Adrian Greniere is born Grenill. He's forty
eight today. Vinny Chase from Entourage, I would have pronounced that's so wrong.
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I don't know if it's Grenier orGrania or Grugne. Yes Viinny Chase
on Entourage. We used to havethis thing, the iHeart Pool Party in
Miami that was like concert whatever.And he came one year and was sitting
next to me at the bar.And I've never seen dreamier blue eyes in
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my whole life. Oh woks,Oh my god, what a beautiful man.
Okay, yeah. On this dayin nineteen eighty nine, the great
mel Blanc, the Man of athousand Voices, died in la at eighty
one, along with all the LooneyTunes characters like Bug's Bunny, Daffy,
Doug, Porky Pig, Speedy Gonzalez, Popcorn Leghorn, and you'll Samite.
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Sam mel Blanc also was the voiceof Barney Rebel and Dino from The Flintstone
fog Horn Leghorn. I do hisgirlfriend? Well that sounded weird. You
know the chicken that he's always like, say, you do his girlfriend,
the old lady chicken with the glassesPercy or something. I don't know,
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I don't remember. Yes, Ohthat's how Yeah, that's my impression.
On this day. In nineteen ninetynine, the US women's soccer team won
the World Cup, beating China onpenalty kicks. At the Rose Bowl.
To celebrate, Brandy Chastain took offher sweaty jersey, exposed that very sweaty
Nike sports bra, did the slideon her knees and took the jersey off.
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Its awesome. It was a greatman and today's Florida Man. Florida
man assaults deputies with a Bible beforebeing restrained and defecating wile in handcuffs.
Mm hm, can you add extracharges for stuff like that? Yeah?
Okay, good? Do you everwatch jail? No, Jail's great.
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You gotta watch jail. But likepeople will get arrested and then do more
stuff and just keep getting slapped.The things just make it worse. Yeah,
okay, like you're in here forprostitution. Oh and then you kicked
the you know, the medical personin the nuts. Oh and then you
pooped, Like yeah, what happensin jail? And I want to talk
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about her. That's what happened onthis day. Thanks for rocking with us
today. I'll rock ninety five five, Rock ninety five to five. Good
morning. How you doing Auntie Taylor'sshow? I'm today years old learning what
you learn? This is what Ilearned. So SpongeBob SquarePants, which I
love. I love. SpongeBob isthe only cartoon that I didn't hate watching
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with my daughter when she was little. Yeah, and SpongeBob. SpongeBob is
awesome. You didn't like SpongeBob.I love SpongeBob. But I'm surprised because
you you judge every cartoon I talk. Yeah, well mostly the animes,
but you watch anime and you watchlike transform I don't know, uh,
Transformers is fantastic. Whatever. SoSpongeBob square Pants has a movie coming out,
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and Nickelodeon movie coming straight to Netflix. It's called SpongeBob square Pants saving
Bikini Bottom the Sandy Cheeks movie.Hold up, Sandy has a last name.
You didn't know her last name wasCheeks. No, oh, come
on, Sandy Cheeks. Yes,I get it, like it's the beach,
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you know, the sand on yourButt's a squirrel. She's a squirrel.
But it's I know, the adultjoke, the adult joke. Yeah,
Sandy Cheeks. I had no idea. It's Sandy. The squirrel had
a last name, Sandy Cheeks.Yeah, it's a combination of live action
in CG animation. You got BikiniBottom has been scooped out of the ocean
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by a massive claw and brought toa research lab in Texas. This sounds
really stupid. Yes, it soundsso stupid. Just animated Holid today.
That's all we needed, was animated. Yeah. I don't like the live
action live action SpongeBob. I don'tknow, like they do do it in
the cartoon, but it's like it'sso jumpy or it's the yeah, like
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the pirate guy. I get that. Yeah, so that's cool when that
happens, but a whole morning Idon't want to see cgi SpongeBob with whatever
actor staring at blank space, actinglike he's there. I also like that.
I also didn't know that Sandy isa flying squirrel? Did you know
that? How would I know?I didn't know she's a flying squirrel?
Okay, so that she can't flyunderwater? How she get that bikini on?
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And she's a flying squirrel? She'sa hope. All right, we're
gonna tell you what's up for yourday. All the news and info you
need is coming in minutes. Rockninety five to five. Angie will now
fill your brain with the right amountof craft for your dad. Here's what's
up. Oh thirty five jewel oscoa Mariano's stores in Illinois, all in
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Chicago area, are being sold.Huh yeah. Croger, Kroger and Albertson's,
the parent companies of Mariano's and theJewels, announced a twenty four point
six billion dollar merger in October oftwenty twenty two, and they agreed to
sell stores to other facilities. Tosee an s wholesale grocers they own like
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all the piggy wigglies and stuff.I'm not mad at that. It's good.
It would be weird to see abunch of Piggy Wigglies. I mean,
have you been around the city.I feel like that's very Alabama.
It's screams Alabama. But I lovemy Jewels, Piggy Wiggly. I love
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my Marianos. Piggy Wiggily just goodin a different way. They're saying.
The Mariano stores are being sold,but will retain their branding as the brand
name, which also included in thesale. Kroger leaders said it's unclear what
will become of the Jewel Osco branding, So maybe the jewels will become Piglies.
Leave my jewels alone. I thinkmy favorite part about Pigley Wiggly is
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they have gear that you can wear. They have like fits. Yeah,
I'll see if I have one ofmy shirts and I'll bring it in tomorrow.
Oh okay, I'm kind of downfor the fifth I don't know how
the grocery stores are all right.The results of the twenty twenty four World's
Best Awards from Travel and Leisure magazineare in highlighting the best travel destinations,
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cities, airlines, and more.The best domestic airport in the country apparently
Minneapolis Saint Paul International. It's abeautiful airport. Actually top city hotel is
The Pendry in North Carolina. OrI'm sorry, Newport Beach, California.
Duh, very different. Yes,the ten US cities for twenty twenty four.
Number one is Charleston, South Carolina, for the twelfth consecutive year.
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I've never been to Charleston. Alot of people go for vacation, of
course, I can see that.Then Santa Fe, Savannah, Georgia,
Honolulu, New Orleans, San Antonio, Fort Worth, New York. Chicago's
number nine. Nice, and thenAspen. Okay, the top five.
It's pretty solid though, those placesI've been wanting to go. Yeah,
yeah, you're gonna go to SouthCarolina. Hit up at pig There you
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go. So Sarah McLaughlin, Ithought you were gonna play No, I
thought you were gonna play my song, Like I have to save that for
when you're in whatever's going on.Yes, Sarah McLaughlin's late nineties all female
touring festival Lilith Fair. You guysremember Lilith Fair is the subject of a
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new feature length documentary. I feellike I can smell this documentary already.
I can smell it. What doessmell? Tuly okay and unshaved armpits.
I had to cover Lilith Fair backin the day and listen. I love
women, I love all. Ilove women. Does not sound like it's
about the champion for women. Uhhuh. That things sucked. That's Sarah
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McLaughlin, show Crow, Eric Abadou, Bonnie Raye, Brandy Carlisle, Natalie
Merchant, Jewel, all of themare going to be featured on this thing.
I miss some festivals, I don'tmiss low. Wow, it sucked.
I love women. Thank you forlistening. That's what's up for your
day. Rock ninety five five,Old Man Soundgarden, Rock ninety five to
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five, Good morning. You knowhow sometimes there's conversations about certain celebrities that
you can't hate, you just lovethem, like Tom Hanks or something.
Oh yeah the best. Yeah.So, metal fans are having a debate
online right now about which metal bandshave the least amount of haters. Think
about it. We will talk aboutthat next to Rock ninety five to five,
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Green Day, Rock ninety five tofive, Be Careful on the roads.
Frankie, the head Rodi of allwrestling fans just called to tell us
that ninety Tortle Hair is a crapshow. Like total crap show, like
a bad accident, flooding all ofit. It's raining, it's pouring.
It'll clear up later, but becareful. Okay, we need all our
roadies. Thank you for listening.Metal fans are having a debate online about
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which bands have the least amount ofhaters. So, you know, people
always bring up celebrities that you can'thate Tom Hanks, you can't hate Dolly
Parton. No, you can't hatelike Betty White. Like, there's certain
celebrities that you can't hate. Andif you do hate, we're gonna fight.
If you hate Dolly Parton, Iwill fight you, like or somebody
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like that. But metal fans aretalking about which bands have the least amount
of haters. The thread was postedon the Metal for the Masses reddit,
which I didn't know existed and nowI'm all about it. Yes, yes,
Metal for the Masses reddit and featuresa picture of Alice in Chains.
So the person that posted the questionnoted that they don't see Alice in Chains
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get hate ever, like nobody hatesAlison Chains. Sure somebody does, but
I love Alison. No, I'venever heard that one. And then there
are other classic bands like Black Sabbath. Nobody hates Black Sabbath, No led
Zeppelin. Do people hate LEDs ofit? No? I've never Yeah,
I don't know. Of course,somebody left a sarcastic comment on a thread
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which said Nickelback has had nothing butlove given to them. Okay, thank
you sarcasm man. Yeah, peoplewere mentioning other artists throughout the thread.
Others either up voted a comment inagreement, or said why they didn't like
a certain band. A lot oftheir responses to the Motorhead comment had to
do with a late Lemmy of course, recipeace Lemmy. A couple of people
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know that they're not particularly a fanof Motorheads music, but they love Lemmy
and his legacy and all of that. So Motorhead, Black Sabbats to take
those Yeah, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, led Zeppelin, Ozzy people say nobody
hates Ozzy. If you hate Ozzy, you just don't like life. And
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then maybe, like, if youdon't love all Ozzy's music, you gotta
love Ozzy as a person. Yeah, he's real r them and like uncle
you want to hang out with Itotally want to hang out with Uncle Ozzie.
Yeah, and snort some ants.You know whatever, I brought you
some bats? Uncle. Yeah.People are saying you can't hate Judas Priest.
Nah can't you cannot You cannot hateDio. They're saying you can't hate
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Dio. You can't hate Iron Maiden. Is there a band that nobody can
hate? Somebody said Soundgarden. Igot it. I'm saying, listen,
I respect. I have mad respectfor Sound but a lot of giants coming
because it's a lot of Debbie Downersongs with Sound Garden. I realized they
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were in a bad place and youknow, like drugs and all that.
But like, but I but Irespect sound Garden. Yeah. Yeah,
are there any bands that you thinkcan are unheteable? I cannot have haters.
For a long time, I thoughtLincoln Park couldn't be hated. Some
people hate Lincoln Parks. Yeah,I don't get that. I love Lincoln
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Parky. It would be people comingat like, oh the rap rock thing
blah blah blah blah blah, AndI'm like, okay, yes, you
just don't like music evolving. Sosome people said ac DC, you can't
hate ac DC is come on,iconic. I get like a lot of
their songs sound exactly the same.That part, right, Yeah, a
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lot of their songs sound exactly thesame. But they're very formulaic about it
and they say that. I evenwhen I talked to a c DC was
like, you know, some ofthe people say the songs are all the
same, and they're like, thatis by design. We made all the
songs sort of sound the same becauseour formula is working. If it ain't
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broke, don't fix it. SoI get it. I get it.
There's two sides to this because there'sthe band and the music that they put
out. Yes, and then there'sthe band and the members that are in
it. There you go. Soyou have to write yes or like total
like we love the band, welove the people, or split it up.
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You can hate the art or lovethe artists, love the art,
hate the artist. You can haveamazing music, but then you're a piece
of horrible person. Yes, you'rea piece of crap human Chris Brown,
all right, thank you for listening. Send us who would do you think?
Is unheteable? You just can't hatethis band or this artist. Text
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us eight four four nine, five, ninety five fifty It's rock ninety five
to five rock naety five five.Good morning, How you doing. Are
you tired? Always? Okay?That is consistent. Okay, if you
already feel like you need a nap, get in line. A poll found
that we spend almost fifteen hundred hoursa year feeling tired. The average is
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four hours a day feeling tired.Around a third of people said even more
than that. A lot of peopleavoid social interactions because they're too tired.
Like I do that all the time. I will make plans like today's Wednesday.
Somebody's gonna roll up and be like, hey, what are you doing
Saturday? You want to come overwith the bed? But sure? Yeah.
Then Saturday pulls up and I'm like, oh god, why did I
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say? Because you're too tired?People skip events, they have canceled plans
with friends. A third of usoften are always feel tired, even after
a good night's sleep, And alot of people are just trying to push
it through and keep it going.Number one reason they gave you just kind
of have to or nothing gets done, just kind of kind of keep pushing
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because I have bills, Yeah,okay, because I have a kid.
I got to take care of it, right, I got College is not
going to pay for itself. Therent is too damn high. That's why
I'm damn Most of us aren't pretendingwe're wide awake, though. The poll
found the average American will say I'mtired out loud three times a day.
You say it more, Yeah,you say it. I feel like you
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do. Yeah, Yeah, you'realways tired. I walk in saying I'm
tired. But you like yesterday,you were here from four am until two
pm. Yeah, that's a longass day. That is a very long
day. And then you got todrive all away to South Bird, Egypt
wherever you live Egypt. Yes,yes, yes, I drive to Egypt
every day, every day, bfeevery day, in and out. It's
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a lot. You got wake up, though, wake up and get these
tickets. I got some tickets foryou who wants to go see I prevail
and Hailstorm. I prevail in Hailstorm, and they'll be at the Credit Union
won Amphitheater. I always get trippedup saying Credit Union Amphitheater because they've changed
the name. Eighty times Yes inTinley Park, okay, July twenty first
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you what tickets? Yes, comeon eighty four four ninety five fifty call
now caller eleven. You got them. It's the Food Fighters Rock ninety five
five. I love the Food Fighters, but there's probably a Food Fighter song
I hate. Let me think aboutit. Is there one? Yeah?
Oh, you know what song Idon't like from the Foo Fighters. It's
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a no no, no, no, no no. What is that song?
Una talk call No? You don'tlike that one? No, I
don't like it. That's the onewith the music video and there on the
airplane, right. I think sotheir videos are all great. Oh yeah.
But the reason I'm bringing that upis because I want to ask you.
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You know, everybody has a favoriteartist, favorite band, like you
love that, love them, lovethem almost all their songs except one.
What is the worst song from yourfavorite band? A song that we would
know, you know, like I'mnot talking about like the B sides.
Don't go deep on that, don'tgo yeah, don't go deep. But
you know you have a favorite band, like I love Motley Crue. I'm
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not a huge fan of Home SweetHome. I know that's sacrilege to a
lot of people because a lot ofpeople love Home Sweet Home. Really yeah,
I love Prince. Prince is myfavorite artist of all time. I
don't like the song kiss. Ihate it like kiss. I don't know,
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Okay, I just don't. Imean that's fair. It's just because
too much like this the whole waythrough anyway. But you know I love
everything? Is that what the problemis? He is very sex was rest
in Peace, purple Jesus. Butwhat about you? Maris? Is there?
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Your favorite band is Lincoln Park.Yeah, there is a song you
don't like though, Like I,I will love everything that Lincoln Park has
done. But there was that onesummer. It was a Transformer soundtrack and
New Divide was everywhere. You died. I just I wanted to punch the
sun. This song, it justwas I wanted to punch this so I
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was swarmed by this song. Itjust it just I couldn't stand it.
I still okay, I hit thatskip as soon as it comes around.
What is it about this song youdon't like in particular? I like this
song. I don't even think it'sa bad song. Yeah. I think
it was just that summer. Yeah, you were just mad. They just
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it sounds like you had a ragesummer. You wanted to punch the son,
You wanted to punch everything. Itwas everywhere, so that's the question
for you today. What is theworst song from your favorite band or artist?
Eight four four nine five ninety fivefifty Colman, Now, calm enough.
I have tickets for you for HarleyHomecoming, but you have to answer
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the question. You love this band, you love this artist, but you're
gonna skip this song every time?What is it? A four four nine
five ninety five fifty. Taking yourcalls now? Talking about the topic today
is what's the worst song from yourfavorite band? You love the band you
love probably all their songs, butthere's one song. If it comes on
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the playlist, you're skipping it.You're like, I don't want to do
it. We were talking about theFood Fighters earlier. I love the Foo
Fighters, the Big Me song.I can't stand. I hate Big Me.
I love the Pretender, I lovemy Hero, I love ever Long,
I love best of You. Icannot stand Big Me is just too
slow. Yeah, it's like jambandy. I don't like it. I
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like to rock man all right,but I want to hear from you.
What is the worst song from yourfavorite band? Let's go to Kathy from
Will Matt Ti. Kathy, goodmorning, how are you? Good morning?
Doing great? Thank you for thecall. Give me the band that
you love, but the song thatyou hate. Absolutely love Journey, Love
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Love Journey, I the Spies,wheel in the Sky. Oh you know,
I kind of have to agree withyou on that one. I love
Journey to thank you. I loveJourney. However, I did win with
Wheel in the Sky from Journey yesterdayon request war so so everybody else loves
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it but you and I. Kathy, thank you for the call. I
have a great day, you too, Thank you. Everybody hanging the line.
Somebody's gonna get tickets to a bandthat you love, Harley Homecoming,
A lot of bands that you love. Red Hot Chili Pepper's offspring, Chili
Roll. Let's go to Bob fromElmhurst one two three. Good morning,
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Good morning, Roy Rockers, goodmorning, good morning, Hey Bob.
What's the band you love in asong you hate? I absolutely love Metallica,
but I do not like the songLast Caress, Last Caress. I
don't even think I know that songthat sounds like like a Wham song.
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Oh yes, that's song. Okay. I was like, this sounds very
tender least Caress. Bob, Thankyou, have a great day. Let's
go to I can't read because Idon't have my glasses on. Mar Sebastian
from Hammond, Hey, Sebastian,how you doing? How you doing pretty
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good? I'm doing good man.What's a band you love but a song
that you hate? From him?All right? So the guy before me
he said Metallica. I also saidMetallica, so I almost stick with it.
But the song that like I can'tstand is until it sleeps like their
doer stuff, Until it sleeps.You're right, I can that song can
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sleep as well. I agree withyou. I love Metallica. I should
sleep. I love Metallica. Ican't wait to see Metallica in a couple
of weeks. But this song bye, If they play this during the concert,
I'm going to get a beer?Is the beer? Yes? Yes,
this is the go get a beersong? Perfect? Hang on the
line, Sebastian, hang on.Let's go to Sophia from Chicago. Hi
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Sophia, Hi, Hello? Whatis the song or the band you love
but the song that you hate fromthem? So ever since middle school?
I loved the Panic at the Disco. But I think this song that I
hate the most out of all oftheir albums to probably be impossible years,
just because from that it just doesn'tgo. It kills the moon. It's
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a really exciting yeah the mood kill. It's the go get a beer song.
Yeah, yeah, it is someand oftentimes when you really love a
band, it's usually one of theirmost popular songs that you hate the most.
Yeah. I think maybe it's justthe overplay or whatever it is.
But Sophia, great answer. Hangon the line. Let's go to Henry
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Michigan City it is or Mars.I can't tell. Hey Henry, what's
happening? Hey? What's your bandin song? Favorite band of all times?
The Red Hot Hilli Peppers and Icannot stand breaking the Girl? Oh
you hate it? Yeah? Justwhy that's the beer? It might be
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an ex girlfriend and ball okay,so for me, yeah, bitch,
okay, hang on the line andI love that, Henry, hang on.
Yeah, the ex will really makeyou hate. Exes have made me
hate whole bands like I had ado Oh my God that I dated who
was obsessed with you two? Andnow I hate you too because of it.
I don't hate YouTube, but itjust winds me. Let's go to
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Rob from park Ridge. Hey,Rob, how are you my man?
Hey, my girl, turn yourradio down, please, Rob? What
is your banding song? Rob?Can you hear us? Rob? That's
okay? What is your band insong? Sir Motley? Crue? Yes
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and Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake? Yeah?Yeah, I love Crue. Not my
favorite song either. What did rattlesdo? Y'all? Yeah? Some go
harder than others. This one soundslike it's supposed to be Doctor feel Good,
but like if Doctor feel Good tookhis annex. Oh you know,
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I feel that it doesn't go ashard. Yeah, you get it,
okay, Rob, hang on theline. Go on, Let's go to
who I can't I can't read?That would be Melanie from Crestwood. I
love the way Melanie is spelled bythe way maloney, Hi Melanie, what's
up? What's up? Girl?So favorite band? I don't know if
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everyone's gonna agree with me here,but it's the Cranberry's. Yeah, I
love the band. I love thesong dreams, but they're like favorite worst
song ever is Infidel Lament And I'msure nobody knows what crappy ass song that
is. No, I don't knowthat song, but yeah, it's Cranberrys.
So everyone that you guys probably wouldhate. You might have heard before
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you're saying, I just shot JohnLennon. No, if you look up
a clip, there's a clip ofher doing it on Dave Let David Letterman
years ago. And I don't knowif they know the reaction because I remember
watching that lie. But look onpeople's faces in the audience was like piceless,
like dog don't let kind of howI feel when I listen to all
the Crimeberrias. But I'll take I'llrest in peace, Dolores, rest in
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peace. Hang on, Ellie,Yeah, hang on? Can we go
back to my man? Henry?Hey, Henry, Henry, you got
to take us to the Harley homecomingfeaturing your favorite band, Red Hot Chili
Peppers. Play that song. Iknow, I know you gotta go get
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a beer during that song. Ifthey play that song, please do me
a favor and take a video ofyourself going to get a beer during that
song. Okay, definitely, thankyou. Awesome, Hennry hanging the line,
Harley Davidson Homecoming July twenty sixth andtwenty seventh. Yes, Chili Peppers
will be their offspring. Jelly Roll, cypres Hill a whole bunch more get
your tickets. Thanks for the calls. Rock ninety five to five. We're
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rocking out on Rock ninety five tofive. Good morning, roadies, Happy
home, No Angie Taylor's show.Listen. If you are on ninety outbound
Twurdo Hair, get off. It'sbad, find an exit. Horrible horrible
accident. Be careful out there drivingtoday. I know it's raining. It's
going to clear up soon, butthank you for listening. Hey, today
is Wednesday, it is what talksWednesday. So hey, here's some good
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news. They have a player thatmade the All Star Team, Garrett Crochet.
Ohal South faw my love, thisis my boyfriend. Yeah, picture
all starts. Hey, good forCrochet. Yes, White Sox Wednesday,
listen. Are White Sox all ofour teams? Honestly all of our teams?
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Yeah yeah, no team is leftwho without bullets this year? But
the White Sox in a historic seasonas But we have tickets to the White
Sox future games. So they dohave some cool things going on. And
let's be honest, it's summer andit's nice to sit at a ball park.
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I don't care if they're winning orlosing. Just give me a nice
you know, dog and a beer. Yeah company, Yes, Friday,
This Friday, Margaritaville at the park. Hello, I'll take some Margarita's.
You get a limited edition hat.Saturday Throwback Jersey Day. First fifteen thousand
fans over twenty one, you geta throwback Jersey. Family Sundays every Sunday,
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presented by Coke Zero. Tickets startat ten dollars. Game day includes
family friend activities. Listen, thisis why you really need to go see
the Socks right now. They're inthis Twins series right now playing the Twins
and Monday. If you would havebeen at the game, you would have
seen Minnesota Twins' pitcher Joe Ryan andhis crotch on fire. During the game,
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he went to the dugout and dousedhis balls in baby powder right in
the middle of the dugout. Itwas all caught on camera. Man,
what a time, What a time. It's a going viral, but like,
there's a huge there was a hugeplume, plume which container of baby
powder, and he literally just pulledhis pants open and startedges dousing the ball.
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So listaid it was ninety degrees.I get it. I fully understand.
Sometimes yeah, I get it outthere pitching on the mound as hot
as hell. But he wasn't evenplaying. He was pitching. Oh yeah,
he was fully during the time ofthe seventh it was fully not pitching
game. I'm pretty sure the okay, The broadcast followed Carlos Carrero back to
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the bench after hitting a home run. Yes, the intention was to caption
capture Carlos celebrating with his teammates,but as an added bonus of the sorts,
the shot went on to just abit too long and showed Ryan casually
tugging his waistband and unloading a bunchof powder. You're right, he wasn't
yet pitching. It was hot.It was hot, baby. You see,
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you miss things like that when youdon't go to the game. You
don't miss don't miss seeing these picturesdouse their balls with baby powder. You
and the family should all see that. You want a family four pack of
tickets to the White Sox, Wegot them for you. Call right now
eight four four ninety five fifty?Who quam just adding it to Kurt?
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What did you just add to thecart? The getta? Oh yes,
I'm teaching Maris about vaghetta. Allgood serbians. All good Balkans know about
vegeta. All per this seasoning.It's like a chicken boo on. You
put that ish on everything, onthe chicken and the soups on the fish,
on the veggies. Oh it's amazing. Don't don't get me started about
the Goya one. That's a rip, you know what, That's the one
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I have. My friend my friendsgave me the girl. You get to
forget the can and then when thebegetta is gone, you put your sewing
needles in it. Why did youthink I sew I don't know. Okay,
come on, let me talk touh Willy from Cedar Lake. Hi,
Willy, Hey, what's going out? How you doing man, big
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Willy? Yeah, I'm friend.How you doing? Hey? I got
you? I got you the fourpack of tickets to the Socks. Cool.
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Cool. You know the last timeI went was like five years old,
and we went real early. Idon't know where your son is now,
so that gives me no time perspective. Is your son six or twenty
six? Thirty years old? Thirtyyears old? You have been to the
parks for twenty five years? Homeon Girls A whole New world, Willie
A whole new world. Well yougotta go. You got a family four
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pack Willie and the fam and allof that. Have a great time.
That's awesome. Thanks guys, scheduleawesome and play that music roll all day
long. Yeah, back right,man, Big Willie. I love you,
boyfriend. You have a great timeat the game. Hang on the
line. Prison Tattoo will get youall hooked up. He is big Big
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Willy. Get your text in youguys, eight four four ninety five to
fifty. Anything on your mind,any questions, any comments, anything about
the show you want to talk aboutBig Willy's Big Willie whatever. Eight four
to four, nine ninety five tofifty. We're taking all your texts right
now and we'll read them next.Let's take some calls from the request line.
Okay calling number one. Yes,yes, sir, thank you for
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all the taxs. Eight four fournine ninety five fifty. Send them anytime.
We read them every day because thisis a two way street here.
This is a relationship we have.This is I can't just talk at you.
You got to talk back. Eightfour seven What did you say?
I love the show and if youcould please give a shout out to the
South Elgin Intermediate Little League team thatwon state and is heading to Iowa to
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represents Oh shout out Elgin. Also, if possible, mention that on the
South Elgin Little League Facebook page isa link to the go fund made to
help cover the costs. Hey,right on, nice, you go South
Elgin. I'm actually going to bein Elgin this Friday with MILLERL like giving
away White Sox tickets at rookies.Are you going to be in regular Elgin
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or South Elgin? I mean theygot to be connected, right, They're
cousin each other. I feel liketheir cousins. Oh, come see me
five, yes, go see Marasfive to seven at where rookies. Rookies,
what you're doing there? White Sox, White Sox and Miller L like,
oh yes, seven and eight saysfor Angie, you should really get
a colonoscoby instead of getting that guard. I work for a GI and coli
guards are easy bought. They arenot accurate. M okay, no,
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no, no, I don't wantto talk about my butt today. Six
sixth roo did we figure out whatthe tea was from yesterday? With Maris
and Maria? That's from Amber?Whoa Amber? We did not because they
are still lying to us. However, Maris did roll in this morning with
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a humongous bottle of wine for me, because he said, I can't give
you the tea, but I'm givingyou wine. It's a huge, like
three bottle bottle. Thank you.It's very nice. I can be bought.
That is the way. W whatnobody was thinking about that today?
Yes? Amber, Yes, Amberwas thinking about I've been thinking about it
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NonStop. I couldn't sleep last night. You could. I got no sleep?
What about you, a prison tad? Did you sleep no sleep?
See? I don't like secrets.I like gossip. Eight o four Maris
and I had to be best friendsin a former life teenage mutant Ninja Turtles
and rock and Roll Forever. NiceYes? Seven seven three says good morning,
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Auntie Mara's HP prison hat. I'mserious about feeding you all my smoked
barbecue, brisket, ribs and chicken. Please let me know how to set
that up. So I'm drooling rightnow. We're not really allowed to take
outside food from people because you know, I haters. People go and poison
me. You know what we couldhave? Oh you don't like kings and
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queens? Have people eat their foodfirst, like, try their food in
cases poisoned? Do you want tohire somebody yes to taste food? Who
oh yeah, I should get oneof those a taster. Okay, we
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were talking about metal bands that haveno haters. There's a whole Reddit feed
about metal bands you can't possibly hate. Six three oo said, you can't
possibly hate pants Era or Slayer.Yes. Oh, it's also not directed
at Slayer, that's for sure.Oh oh yeah, Pantera? Du do
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you eight one to five? Youcannot hate shine Down? You know what
you know? Who hates shine Down? Angry Bob, So there is a
hater two one nine Darryl Hall andJohn Oates. I agree. Holland Oates
are many. They make you smilewhen you hear that Philadelphia Soul. Let's
go yeah rock, come ont rockand I ain't got no yeah rock.
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I ain't got no Yeah. Queensof the Stone Age, That's what Hot
Carl said. I'm sure there's someQueens of the Stone Age haters. Three
point two hell others is Frankie thehad Ruddy of wrestling fans. I truly
think people cannot hate bon Jovi ordaph Leppard. I think it's okay to
make fun of these bands, butI don't think people could hate those bands.
I do not hate daff Leppard,I love them. I do not
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hate bon Jovi. John's gotten mynurse over the years, though person versus
the art, JBJ is on mynerves. Finally, love the band,
hate the song. You love aband, but there's always one song that
you don't like from that band.Seven to eight said Metallica. Invisible Kid
from Saint Anger just awful. Thewhole album You Go seven seven three,
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Green Day, Good Writtens, WandaBitch, Oh, whoa whoa two on
nine. You guys should battle yourfavorite band's least favorite song for request wars.
Oh, great idea two on nineand guess what today's request wars is?
Favorite band least favorite song that iscoming up at nine o'clock. Let
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go, I'll tell you what's upnext. Hey, Hey, you want
some Third Road, Death, Leopardand Journey tickets with Steve Miller band,
Yes you do, Yes, ofcourse. July fifteenth, that's Monday.
I Wrigley Field. I got themfor you, But but the catches.
You have to keep me alive anddon't kill Angie calling now to play eight
four four nine fifty. Don't KillAngie is to choose your adventure game to
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hopefully get Angie safely to Friday,Bigger Fast, but be careful. One
wrong move We'll kill Angie. Gokill and it's only on Rock today.
Third row daf Leppard Journey Steve MillerBand at Wrigley. Let me talk to
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Don from Marravelle Hi, Don Romeo? Oh Hey, what's up? And
you? What's up? Mirrors?Hey? Don from Romeoville? Are you
sure you're from Romeo? Or areyou from Maraville? Or is your name
Dale? What is your name?Don? No, I'm a little stone
this morning, I was I waspre gaming. Hell yeah, brother?
What's're smoking on? You got likea stativa indicolo? A little oh?
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Hell yeah? Oh my gosh?Yeah all right, yeah, I'm pre
game. I gotta go work outsidetoday in this weather, so I'm trying
to pregame getting ready. What kindof work are you doing outside today?
I'm a surveyor? How are yougoing to high survey? Stop? Stop?
I'm not asking his company. Ijust said what kind of work?
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Say? Tell me your exact placeof business? Okay, all right,
Don from Romeoville? Uh? Youready to go? I'm ready keep me
alive, Okay, Don don keepme alive. Don's high, all right?
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Take it away. Our narrator,Harol and a hobshell representing cookie Monster
on a shirt today is May Yes, Don, and welcome to Don't Kill
Angie. Today we saw the viralvideo of the Minnesota Twins picture Joe Ryan
powdering his balls during the White Soxgames. Angie was shocked to learn they
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keep it bottles of baby powder inthe dugout to powder powder your nutsat during
the game. Why isn't there anofficial ball powder for the MLB? Why
Angie believes she could be a greatMLB or this will be a great MLB
side hustle for her? Now,Don, the question for you is which
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job should Angie take with the MajorLeague Baseball ball powderer or bat swallower?
Oh my god? Oh I thinkdefinitely a bad swallower. I think she
can handle the bat. Who areyou talking to, Don? Why you
act like you know me like that? Okay? I just heard stories.
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I don't know who the streets talkingWHOA, But are we saying nice things?
When I was and eggs, Iheard some things? Hold on,
now, Will, what did youhear, sir, give me the tea.
Well that what did you hear that? Well? You know the Uber
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ride home? I heard it wasa little wild. Oh yeah that really?
Yeah? I fell and I splitmy pants. You know all that
I felt twice. I didn't doanything to do Uber driver. Okay,
just f y I Okay, Batswalloweris my part time hustler. Okay,
yes, fine joys, indeed afine joys. Indeed you picked bat swallower.
Now you might be asking yourself,what does a bat swallower do?
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Yeah? What, Well, thisis a made up job because Angie likes
wood in her mouth. Hey,but she's there to tar the bat with
her dirty horrmouth. Oh my god, Marig, why did you write that
for me? I would never writethat about myself. Here comes Eli him
and ask to bat. Angie stepsinto action and gives that bat the best
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ever split on that dang. Yeah, Bass is a loaded eloy. It's
a great The Socks have their firstwait at two hundred and seventy three games.
Not that many calmed down and heis now a full time, unbaid
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employee of the White Sox. Butguess what, don do you know what
that means I did not kill Yes, yes, response, because you're very
high. You cut me alive.I am a little bit yeah, a
lot, a lot high. Okay, mama. I heard the computer processing
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like, hey, I'll be rightthere with you and a half take a
little bit of process. Okay,that's okay. We can hear the wheels
turning the hamster wheel. Yes,don you are third row for daf Leppard
Journey Steve Miller band on Monday nightat Wrigley. Oh yes, I burnt
that cape out when I was akid. Which one dead? Which deaf?
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Yes, Pyro totally burnt it.Love that for you. Have a
great time. Thank you. Whoare you taking with you? You're a
weed dealer. I was hoping totake you, but I'm sure you'll be
there already. Right girl, I'mbusy swallowing bats. You know my new
job. I don't have time.I can't go to Wrigley. I work
for the Sox. What's wrong withyou? Did you hear any? I'm
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a fan? Yay? I lovethat. Hang on the line, hang
along, don't yes done? Hangon the line, and a prison tattoo
will get to you when he picksup the phone. Just answer it.
I know you're I don't know,probably got the mon cheese by now.
Thank you for listening, thank youfor playing Don't Kill Andrey. We will
declare this triumphant day of saving Angieand your honor. Remember this day.
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You are a hero. Rock ninetyfive. She's taking it by Dawn the
guy that played Don't Kill Angie asecond ago, and he's a surveyor and
he's high as hell, and don'tyou isn't it surveying kind of a very
precise, like mathematical, geometrical typeof job, probably, and you're high
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as a kite. Probably, Maybeit's not that hard. I had an
uncle that was a surveyor once.He was an idiot, so I don't
know. Thank you. No,not that all surveyors are. I'm just
saying he did. He and myauntie got divorced. It's not my real
uncle. It was like, youknow, step uncle or whatever it was.
I don't know. He was stupid. Okay, you can have step
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out Stone. It's a stunkel withmy stunkel, and then you can have
a stuonk the stand mall Stamppa,all right, ninety five minutes commercial free.
I know you need it rain disgusting? Are you on the Kennedy outbound
Torto hair? Oh? Maga,not do it? Don't do it.
(47:47):
I know, I know. Thetraffic is horrible this morning, so you're
stuck in traffic. Captive audience.We like that, and we have ninety
five minutes commercial free rock coming upnext Rock ninety five to five. Nirvana
kicked off your ninety five minutes commercialfree rock on Rock ninety five to five,
the ninety five and nine. Wedo it every day. I really
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am high five to Taco Bell forwhat they're doing. Always high five to
Taco Yes, but this this reallygets a high five because yesterday I was
talking about how I'm tired of beingbullied by gen Z, right like,
how tall my socks are is aproblem. If I'm wearing eyeshadow, that's
a problem. Somebody else comes atme about my socks. We box,
please gen Z leave us alone.But this is funny because now gen Z
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is getting it back. Because genZ will never have a chance to retire
in their life. Taco Bell isopening a retirement community for young people next
month near San Diego. It's calledthe Canteenas it's all just a gimmick.
It'll be open for a weekend.They're trying to attract more gen Z customers
by leaning into Grandma Core. Alot of young people think that old people's
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stuff is real cool right now?Oh now you do. Even so my
socks aren't tall enough, or I'mwearing eyes and now it's cool. I'm
tired of it. So they've gotday passes for fifty dollars or for one
hundred and fifty dollars, you getlodging for two nights, plus an elevated
Taco Bell dining experience I squeeze,and access to all these old people activities
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such as pickleball tournaments, shuffle board, painting classes, knitting circles, batch
you ball, crooked golf, andquote a variety of old school games.
This sounds like a great weekend.It kind of does. I want to
go? Why does gen Z getto have this? Can you get me?
Yeah? Man, you want togo? You have a You have
to be a Taco Bell Rewards member. Of course. I'll sign up today
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Thecantinos dot net. If you're interestedin there's a nice little weekend camp to
send your kid. To send themto the Taco Bell Cantina Weekend Excursion.
Hey, thank you for listening today. In Request Wars, it is coming
up in a moment. We hada great theme request that came in from
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area code at sixty three to zero. It is about what we were talking
about today, songs from bands thatyou love, but songs that you hate.
So you love the band, butany band or artists that you love,
there's always a song that you don'tlike from them. And that's what
we're going to battle out today.That is coming up in moments Rock ninety
(50:21):
five, it's now time for requestWars. Arm your torpedoes. Are you
sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we should do that.
Repair your best smacked off because thisis gonna get real in about a second.
On the Angie Taylor Show, RequestWar, Yes, it's a war.
Am I the two time champion?You are? Oh my goodness,
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I did not know well, II know, I know you guys.
Winning is so second path for you. It's listen, I am. If
anybody knows anything about me, humilityis the first thing that comes to mind.
Just humble mother, Teresa of Radio. I wish they could see my
face right now. I think marisjust slow blinked at me today in request
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to ours thank you to shout outto area code sixth th'ze zero. That
text over the idea today because earlierin the day, earlier on the show,
we were talking about you know,you love a band, you love
an artist. You got your favoriteband, your favorite artist, but there's
one song of theirs that you don'tlike. What is it? So that's
our battle today. We pick ourfavorite bands and the song that we hate
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the most from them. I likeit all right, being the two time
champion, that means maris your first. I'm up first. And as I
talked about earlier, Lincoln Park beingfeatured on the Transformers soundtrack was a great
idea. Lincoln Park's your favorite band, that's my favorite band, right.
They burned that song to the groundand I cannot stand it. Go song
it's new device. Yeah, thissong is very mad. It's so funny
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because we're doing a battle of thesongs that we think are crap and you
guys have to pick, like,do you want a crap sound that's a
crap salad? Which one do youwant? Figure out how you're gonna hold
for you shusts it out. Maybeyou love one of these songs. I
don't know Maris Lincoln Park, NewDivide if that is your pick today to
win Request Wars, because then yougot to listen to it. Eight four
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four fifty. As you all know, I am a crew head. I
love my crew, Motley Crue,Crue, Crew Crew. I love Motley
Crue. I do not love thissong from Motley Crue because again it is
very mid Don't go Away. Whatthe hell is this, Maris? What
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portion of the song did you grabjust like the instrumental? I thought it,
Yeah, that's my executive producer.Yeah, that's perfect that I did
that. You know this song thoughhere it is. Yeah, it's not
that bad. That's okay, girl. Don't go away, Mad, just
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go away, Just go away.This song should have gone away Motley Crude,
Don't go Away, mad Man.I did that great job there,
you assured it. I really did. If your pick is Motley Crue,
Don't Go Away Mad, text aletter A to eight four four ninety five
to fifty. Now remember whoever youpick that song could be the winner.
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It's almost like I win, ifAngie wins and you win, if I
went kind of yes, yes,kind of. It's up to you though,
get your texted now. Rock nainetyfive to five man said dead meat
today in the work today it isI just got one vote, oh,
using me from area code seven fouroh. I don't know where that is?
Wow crazy? It might be fromOhio somewhere local to one of our
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phone screeners. Prison tattoo. Doyou have a seven four oh number?
Blue? The head Rody of Maris'smutants just got you a vote. So
now we're dead even dead even.And today's request worst theme there are people
that are mad. Somebody seven andeight said God, what are you doing?
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You guys? Both these songs haveme contemplating turning off the app.
Don't you don't do it? Butthen they voted for me, so that's
nice. I'm just a yes,yes, y yes, okay. So
today's request Wars theme came from avery smart assy area code sixty three to
oh. We had a topic earliertoday. You love a band, you
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love an artist, but you hatethis song from them. Okay, we
both have artists that we love anda song that we do not like from
them. Maris today is our challenger. Maris picked Lincoln Park, your favorite
band the song you hate from themNew Divide. Yeah, this song wow,
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well, I mean, I meanit fits for the brand today.
It's that's the theme. Okay.You love Lincoln Park, yes, but
you don't like New Divide. Okay. Now, I just want everybody know
whatever you're voting for will get playedif it wins. So just keep that
in mind if you want to hearLincoln Park New Divide. Text the letter
M to eight four four ninety fivefifty band I love Motley Crue. Song
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I do not like from Motley Crue. Is don't go Away, Mad.
I'm sorry, Marrit, I shouldsay hold on like my Lord Jesus,
it's a fire not having oh ohmore, Wow, just go over.
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This song is so stupid you don't. It probably would have been better if
you didn't even play the clip ifthat's your book today, Like I messed
up the first clip. I triedto fix it with a second clip.
Fix this, Harris. You can'tfix it. I can't if you pick
Motley Crue to go Away Mad.Text a letter A to eight four four
nine five ninety five point fifty literallylike would you rather eat a crap sandwich
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or a crap salad? That's whatyou have today. Those are your options.
Sorry, we won't do that again. Taste you, but it's fun,
all right. Get your votes in, Get him in because it's close.
Man. It's like dead Rock ninetyfive five Rock ninety five to five.
It is ninety five minutes commercial foryou going on request hours time to
find out who won in this crapstorm of crap, crap storm crap.
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Today's theme was pick a song froma band that you love. You love
the band, but you hate thissong because no matter what artist or band
you love, there's gotta be onesong that you're like, skip, don't
like it? All right, Sotoday maris your favorite band Lincoln Park.
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You picked New Divide. I loveMotley Crue song I don't like from them,
Don't go away mad. Do wehave a winner? We do,
indeed have a winner, and thankyou for all the votes. As always,
retain it. Oh well, I'mnot proud of it. Somebody said
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I'm picking Antie because that Lincoln Parksong makes me want to walk off a
cliff. Wow, well, wedon't want you to walk off a cliff.
We need you stay here. Ijust found a topic the secret household
items people used to masturbate Oh boy, we'll talk about that tomorrow. That's
gonna be wild. Yeah, that'sexciting. I can't wait to find out
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what people are doing out here.What do you use that salad spinner for?
What? I don't know. Iguess we'll find out. You have
to be here. You got tobe on the show tomorrow. Be here,
all right, let's speaking of masturbation. I don't know why I said
that. It's a transition, doesit? It's healthy? Everybody hoops,
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everybody does it? Okay, good, thank you think. Good morning to
you, my darling, ding Do, good morning, good morning. Uh
no, listen really quickly, Angie. I just want to make sure you
don't need to call anyone who worksat the station before I get into this.
You know, let me call Clingerand see if he's got any tea.
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Go ahead, listen. After Angieopened the show acting like a hater,
explaining how she has a thicker mustachethan myself, Marison prison tattoo,
it's no wonder that so much theshow is focused on painting today, okay,
uh yes, yes. In atopic where we explored bands and everyone
likes, Antie still fund a wayto slide and undeserved hate on Sound Garden
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and totally warranted hate unnoted scumbag ChrisBrown. Yeah, of course, Angie.
Sorry Angie. You also made apoint of hating on Will Affair earlier
in the morning as well, butthat was only because you were reporting from
it once and the Indigo Girls triedto give you a mullet. I would
have been down. I just Idon't know, I don't I can't say
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anything. Little Affair was quite atime to be alive, and I love
the idea of an all female bandfestival, just not those bands anyway,
go on. Wow. Yeah.Also this morning for the daily Discussion topics,
after the discussion on bands that EveryoneLoves, hold on, hold on,
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we have a phone screener for this, but see if Clear's there.
He's not going to answer, andI don't think does he have any tea?
Probably he's like he's out, likewrestling saw Squatch, which is happening
(01:00:07):
today. They're doing the hot today. Great. Anyway, what else do
you have? Jay? Also thismorning discussion topic, after the discussion on
bands that everyone Loves, we lookedat songs people hate from their third band.
Now, Angie, he made apoint of asking for known songs,
but it's raining outside, so youknow, some of the roadies are just
a little distracted. Everybody can wentto the B side and especially release album
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they got it McDonald's with your HappyMeal. You know that plastic one.
Remember that Hey ma, I gothim? You know about it there old
people. Uh for Marris, ifyou found us him, get real mad,
play New Divide by Lincoln Park andwatches and he uses his nunchucks to
(01:00:50):
beat at the sun and it.As for Angie, it's well known that
she hates you too, but todaywe also found out that she can't stand
the song Kissed by Prince, HomesweetHome by Motley Crew, and every song
the Cranberries have ever put out.Yeah here, it's the yodeling for me.
If we're really honest, it's theyoda, the yodeling. I don't
like the yodeling. I don't likeharmonicas. I don't know if the Cranberries
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use Harmonica's, but I don't likeyodeling. And God rest her soul,
Dolores was a yodeler. I don'tlike Sekira singing. I like Shakira harmonicas.
Please call me please, I wantto see Shakira naked, but I
don't want her yodeling at me.I would put a sock in her mouth
and then doing to her. Yeah, are we done? I don't know
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where we're at. Oh god,my girlfriend just said her and her like
young daughter are listening. Hi,I love I love you. Thanks for
listening to high less. I wantto say ten or eleven learn tweet all
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right, this is a teachable moment. Okay, this is You can listen
with your kids in the car.It's just know that, you know,
you might have some conversations about saladspinners and sasquatch and whatever. Jaye,
where do we find your notes everyday? You can find my notes on
Rock ninety five five c hi dotcom and click on the Angie Taylor cap
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that call him squaws at that thatI was super Listen to Clearer today to
find out where squaws at. Ohfor god, squaws it's baby. All
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right, little miss Ellen in thecar listening. This is bors It's coming
soon. It's time for the teno'clock toast on the Angie Taylor Show.
Yeah, no, I need tohe needs to just a couple of minutes,
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like they're thirty seconds ago. Marisis like, we got five more
minutes, let's focus. I'm like, what, calm down, air traffic
control. I know how to domy damn time doing us for thirty years.
Congratulate off my nuts. We're gonnaget you a trophy. Thank you.
Yeah, it's somebody. Oh mygosh, give me a coffin and
just put me in it. We'rejust randomly talking about all the asinine things
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and I'm like, just hey,come back to it. I know how
to like get you know, yes, I know. Today's Tenncoast goes out
to Alex van Halen. Okay,so this is why. Because Sammy Hagar
and Michael Anthony will honor their worktogether in Van Halen on the Best of
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Both Old tour with guitarist Joe Satrianiand drummer Jason Bonham. Sounds dope.
This would be a great time forAlex van Halen to step up and join
the team. But don't get yourhopes up because Sammy and Michael both reached
out to him multiple times, andfinally his answer for why he's not getting
back with the band, he said, I sold all my equipment. That's
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it. Period. Let me tellyou something in three minutes when this stupid
show is over. I'm selling myheadphones. So that's it. That's it,
you know what, it's over.It's been a beautiful ride. Thank
you. I almost back to worktomorrow. I sold my headphones. I
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almost made it a year, butit ends tomorrow. Next week is your
one year anniversarrate Jesus Christ, howdid you make it a year? Sitting
in this sound proof box of hellpadded walls, dus with alcohol. God?
Anyway, I just thought that wasa brilliant, just brilliant way to
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just be. I don't want tocome back to bang Haleen. I sold
my equipment. That's awesome. Ifyou work at TGI Fridays and I'm sorry,
I sold my suspenders with all thebuttons on it. I can't come
back. That's how it's over.You're a farmer, Oh damn. I
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sold my home by my back homeor my rake or whatever. Well you
can't you yes, wow a.If you don't have the equipment, you
can't do the job, am Iright? That's I need everybody. Please,
if you decide to quit your jobat any point, just tell him
that you don't have the equipment anymore. I can't do. It's like,
but bitch, you're an accountant.I sold my calculator. I can't math
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anymore. I can't math. It'sawesome, all right, thank you so
much for listening. I don't knowwhy you do, but I love that
you do. Yes, we do, Yes, we love it very much.
Is Walt up next? Or didhe sell his equipment? Did Walt
sell his lightsaber? Walt, damnit. Walt is up next from the
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death Star. He will be broadcastinglive. Thank you for listening. We
love you roadies so much, somuch. Have a great hump day,
and we'll chat tomorrow. And don'tdon't forget to be here tomorrow because we're
going to talk about that thing thatI said. What are we talking about,
specifically the household items that you jerkit to with? Are you trying
to be incognito because your friend's daughterslistening? Hella, it's too late.
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My friend's daughter makes her go towork with her all the time, and
I think she employs her and doesn'tpay her. That's child Labor's messed up.
Leslie pay that girl. You justyour friend BOATOK, don't shoot itself?
All right? Thank you for listening. Rock ninety five to five