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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What fookie Dragula Rock ninety five to five, It's almost
that time. Good Morning Rock ninety five to five. It
is Chicago's rock station, The Angie Taylor Show. We are on. Hello, Maren,
good morning, good morning, Good morning, Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hola ho Lah, get by side, everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thank you roadies for listening all the time, every day,
all day. We're here for you and we love you
for listening today on the show. Corn tickets, Incubus tickets. Yes,
you can text us, you can call us at any time.
Eight four four nine five five, ninety five fifty. We
always love to hear from you. Eighty and sunny today,
another beautiful one. Before the swass or bunderboob sweat, sweltering heat.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Comes a return of the heat dome or return of
the dome.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's coming back, that's coming back. Let's tell you what's
up for your day.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Here's what's up all right? Do you think you can
handle another streaming service? No? What if it's delicious?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes, Chick fil A is launching a streaming service. They've
been working with Hollywood studios and production companies to create content.
They're looking to showcase family friendly content because you know,
Chick fil A loves Jesus and all that mostly unscripted
stuff like game shows, reality TV. There's also a room

(01:26):
for scriptive projects and animation. No word on when this
is going to happen, but now, like interesting, everybody's getting
on the streams and taking all of our money.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
There's money to be had, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
This bubble needs to pop, please soon. I just want
to spicy chicken sandwich right now.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I want to I want to uncut the cord at
this point, like you get the cable back, because I'm
paying so much now for all these streams.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Speaking of things to watch, theater owners have been trying
to use smell as a way to heighten your movie experience.
So cool forever since it's many attempts on that smell
of vision is coming back. Really yes, Some filmmakers like
John Waters Robert Rodriguez both very like crazy film. You know,

(02:12):
guys have lean into the smell idea making movies where
scratch and sniff cards were handed out to audiences as
they entered the theater. But now they're having these new things.
A product that looks like a like an Alexa.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, you put.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It in your house and it'll do smells based on
the movies that you're watching, which I don't know if
I want to be that immersed.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
This is similar to the video game aesthetic that they're
trying to add in, and it's like absolutely not, No,
it's too much. I don't want to smell what a
zombie smells like, Yes, seriously not.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
In my repertoire, we used to do haunted houses at
a different radio station and they had smells they would
put in them. Those smells never smell like what you're
supposed to. It's supposed to smell like.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
What if you're watching porn?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh no, just saying oh, this is awesome, and like
why did it take even this long? Angel Reese Shout
out to Angel. Angel Reese and Reese's are officially official Brilliant,
oh my gosh, well all her fan Her fan base
is called Reese's Pieces. The Reese's Pieces, w NBA, Star

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and the Candy Company had finally teamed up are now
bringing fans a limited edition collection of jerseys. The jerseys
are kind of dope outer wear, a whole bunch of
other things. It features custom tees, hoodies, crop shirts, hats,
all that stuff featuring the peanut buttercups and the angel
Insignia merch is going to be spread out over the
span of three exclusive drops, and she's thanking the fans

(03:39):
for making that happen because she said, this collection is
for my Reese's pieces, who've been with me every step
of the way.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I want to Reese's pieces, Jersey.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I want to know why it took them so long. Yeah, exactly.
It reminds me of when Marshaun Lynch did Skittles. Remember
that was a big deal. Oh yeah, yeah, would yeah
before the games and then it got out and the
press that skittles came to him. Even in his store
in Seattle. He had a Skittles machine and you could
just fill up free cups of Skittles.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Still waiting on my wine collab, Still waiting. That's what's
up for your day. Thanks for rocking with us today,
Oh rock nainety five to five black clothes rocking your weekend,
Eve Hoppet Thursday, Auntie Taylor Show, Good morning Roadies, love you.
I'm gonna tell you what happened on this day. It's
our look back in history. We do it every day
and you can learn a little something maybe or maybe not.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't know. That's next. Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
All the losers welcome here, losers, sweebies, dickheads, bloods whatever,
thank you, bloods, did you? That's the that's the come
on now, Ferris Peeler's day off.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh really yeah, the secretary on Ferris Peeler's day off.
They include blood bloods. Yeah yeah, oh uh huh exactly.
Rewatch coming.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Everybody's welcome. It's Rock ninety five to five. Good morning,
Auntie Taylor Show. Let's tell you what happened on this day.
Today is August twenty second, twenty twenty four. On this day,
August twenty second, nineteen seventy three, Kristen Wigg was born.
She is fifty one today. One of my favorite SNL

(05:12):
cast members ever Bridesmaid's Ghostbusters. She's a May saying and
all all the target, it's target.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's right. On this day.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
In nineteen oh two, Theodore Roosevelt became the first US
president to write in an automobile in a public.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Appyramids nineteen oh two. That's seems early for cars, model
t Perhaps, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
On this day in nineteen eighty nine, Nolan Ryan of
the Texas Rangers became the first pitcher in Major League
Baseball history to throw five thousand career strikeouts. He'd gone
to rack up a total of fivey seven hundred and
fourteen over fifteen hundred more than his closest competition.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Amazing. That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yes, Oh, I wonder how he would fare against today's
batters steroids.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You'll be fine, that's right, ont of them all? Do
steroids make it even playing field? There you go, and
today's Florida Man.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Florida Man records snake hitching a ride on alligator's pack.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Why not? This is the most innocent Florida man ever.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
But it's very Florida like a snake hitchhiking on on
the back of an alligator.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Very much, Jenny, you gotta come check this out. We're
going down. You let snake on a gator. That's what
happened on this day.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five. Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Good Morning, happic Thursday, Auntie Taylor Show, Gonna Beautiful Today
again eighty and Sonny Nice It's almost impossible to find
somebody under twenty five who would turn down a road trip.
I remember when I was like in my twenties, like
road trip. I was like, all in right now, I
can't if more than two hours in a car, I
want to kill myself. I can't stand it. Like I

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hate eight long road trips now I just get too anti.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
My limit is five five. Yeah, you're good. Yeah. On
the way over here, we split it in two days.
It was seven each day, seven each day. Yeah. I mean,
but you were on a mission. You were moving. Yeah. Like,
I've had long road trips before.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
But if somebody was like, hey, let's road trip it
out to New York, I'd be like, hell, no, person,
I'm gonna buy a plane ticket. According to a new survey,
though the perfect age to go on an adventure is
forty two and thirty six percent of people say they
become more adventurous with age around one and four Americans

(07:35):
say their life can feel boring. So the average person
fantasizes about going on an adventure four times a day.
We were gonna go on a road trip, family road trip,
Auntie Taylor show road trip.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Where are we going? I say, let's go to California,
San die Cali. Oh, I was gonna say, would it
be bad to go back to Colorado?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, it's great. Colorado would be fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh Canada Yeah, yeah too. Oh God, that would be fun.
Toronto is beautiful. Yeah, not a good strip clubs there
as simple the important Canadians. Yeah, I think the farthest,
like I want to go like you know, I was
thinking about like over the summer, like, oh, it would
be fun to like airbnb a little lake house like Michigan,

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you know, like along the lake somewhere.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Think about that, Like every day go.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
To Holland, which is like an hour away whatever hours.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
That's a long drive. That's easy.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's as long as I can do it. That's as
long as I can do it. What's the longest road
trip you've been on. I feel like my daughter and
her dad just road trip to Florida, and I'm like, hell, no, I.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Did Seattle to Orlando. Oh, that has got to be
the longest. It's about the longest. If we were to
go to Miami West, key West.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
If you win Seattle to key West, it has to
be the longest. Like Continental one. Yeah, I would have
liked it more when I was younger. I think I
don't know that i'd want to do that again now. No.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
I did seven hours by myself to Nashville and I'm
never doing that again.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't even like long flights either. Me neither.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah, flights like I feel like fifteen hour flights, Chris.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
When I went to Dubai, it was like almost twenty hours.
When I went to Australia, it was almost twenty hours.
I'm like, I have deep vein thrombosis or whatever it is.
You know, like the flight attendants get like compression sucks.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Zanzibar is gonna be twenty two hours? Oh bro? Yeah
with a layover, a two hour layover? Where's your layover?
One is in France and I think the other one's
in Cutter. Why do you have two stops going? Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Going there, France coming, I'll be stopping and Cutter boy,
twenty two hours af that. Enjoy your little road trip
adventure though forty two. I feel like, once you're over forty,
your stick of the road trips. But that's just me.
Thank you for listening. It's Rock ninety five to five,
Rap ninety five to five. Good morning, It's Thursday, baby,

(09:57):
We're getting close almost there, Hang on, man, I don't
like a strap almost at the weekend, good morning, when
we're talking around young ears, the children's and that you
need to be mindful when you're talking about or asking
for some sex. So people online are share their favorite
family friendly phrases for intercourse. Yes, for instance, when my

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daughter was younger, and if I was feeling frisky, or
even if my husband and I are out to dinner
with other people, or but when you know we were
at the house, I'd be like, I'm gonna go I'm
gonna go sleep.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Now, do you want to come tuck me in? Oh? Damn,
do you want to come tuck me in?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Because you know she's little, and so she thinks it's
cute that my husband is tucking me in.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Oh yeah, he's tucking it in.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Little did she know that that was my co word
for let's go smash Okay. Here are the ones that
scored the most likes for family friendly phrases for getting
it on, going to take a nap, helping each other
with our taxes, Wow, having an adult meeting.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Let's go have an adult meeting.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Let's go share some quality time, Let's go move the furniture,
going over insurance papers, going to fold laundry, doing some cardio,
doing a team building exercise.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
A team building wow.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You know, like if you're around other adults and you're like, hey,
let's go do a team building exercise and you sneak off,
people are gonna know what you're doing. Let's go knock boots.
That's very obvious. I feel like, maybe not to kids, though.
One of them said, let's go listen to some prints
that you no but actually I'm gonna change the tuck

(11:47):
me in, so let's go listen to some prints. One
person suggested letting the kids watch another episode. You guys
can watch another episode is code word for let's go funny?
Do you guys have I mean, I know you don't
have kids, but do you have any like codes for
having sex?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
When I was in college, one of the girls I
was talking to, our code word was drug store.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Why. It just became a running joke why low on condoms?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
So I was like internally thinking like, oh, I'm gonna
need to run to the drug store after this. It
was an internal external thoughts. So I said it out loud,
so she looked at me, like, what's wrong?

Speaker 6 (12:28):
With you.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wait, is this the same girl that you had that
stupid nickname for or different girl?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
What was her nickname again? Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Pebbles, pebbles, Yeah, the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah, pebbles. And you
were bam bam.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
That would have made way too much sense, But I
was not bad.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
If if she's gonna be pebbles, you're gonna be bam bam.
You're talking about sex and go to the drug store.
Bam bam, gotta go to the drug store. Yeah, yes, Mike.
Do you guys have a code You probably don't. You
don't have kids. It's more of a look, you know, look,
I do have a few.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Here.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Do you do the V thing in front of your mouth?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
No, do you do that? Do you do that? Like
you make a circle and then you put your finger
in it.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
And hide the sausage, hide the sausageward just the tip just.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
The tip o.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yes, Okay. So I want to know, maybe you have kids,
maybe you don't. Maybe you just have a code word
for it. What's the code word for sex? Eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty somebody will get
Incubis tickets call now eight four four nine five five
ninety five to fifty taking calls hell yes Boston, Oh
my god. Oh I love some Boston got It makes

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me want to drink. Good morning Auntie Taylor show. I
don't know, it's just drinking music, you know, it's like
keg party music.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Let me talk to oh.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
We're talking about your code words, your code words for sex.
You know, like sometimes there's young ears around, there's kids around,
or you're out with people and you feel like getting
it on with your partnering you. You know, you don't
want everybody else to know, So you have a code word.
What is your code word for sex? Let's go to
Trish from Orland Park. Hey, Trish, Hey, hey, So do

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you have a code word because you have kids or
you just have it for when you're out in public.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
We have it for from when we were gaining, but
now we have kids, so it's very useful.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
What is it. It's called rainy day activities rainy day act.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
So let me Okay, So you're hanging out at the house,
the kids are around. You look at your husband and
you say, I want to do some rainy day activities.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, like you have for some rainy day activities and
the kids are always like not raining now.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
And then the kids will be like, I'm down for
some rainy day activities.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
What are we doing? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
We're gonna go splashing some puddles like, no, but your
daddy is.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Trish. I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Thanks for the call. You have a great day. Thank
you everyry. Hanging line, somebody's gonna tickets to Incubas. Let
me go to Milan from DeMont, Hey, Milan, O, Hello,
how you doing.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Good? Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
So why do you use a code word for sex?
You have kids? Yes, okay, what do you say?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We say we're going to clean the closet.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
We're gonna Yeah, these kids don't want to go clean
closets with you, So that's a good way to like
get away from the kids. And they're not going to
be like I want to go clean clowns. I don't
want to clean period most exactly. Yeah, anything cleaning is it?
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I mean we're gonna go clean up our room. Yeah,
kids are like nope, good one. Hang on the line.
Let's go to Jeremy from CITs Row. Hey, Jeremy, Hey,
how you doing doing great?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay? What's your code?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Well, my wife's black and I'm white. So we were
like we always say if you want to go make
some coffee or.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Do you want some coffee?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh I want a little cream in our coffee. A
little cream into coffee. Hang out, Jeremy, I love it.
Let's go to Nick from Chaffell.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Hey, Nick, good morning, good morning. What is your code?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Our code was actually we're going to watch the Flintstones
because we.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Have kids, but then they'd want to watch the Flintstones
with you. They know about the Flintstones.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
Well, well you know now because you go to bed
before you Well, sometimes we'll go to bed right after him.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
He's like, why are you going to bed so early?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or like we're gonna go watch the Flintstone.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Ah bam bam rock pebbles, Yeah, bed rock. There you
go make the bedrock? All right, Nick, hang on, that's
a good one. Let's go to John from Calcity.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Hey, John, Hey, how's it going. It's going good? All right?
What's your code? The code that we use is.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Oral support?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oral support?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
How do you bring that up organically though in a
conversation where it makes sense?

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Well, I would say, you know, you would say, well,
for instance, I would say, yo, hey down, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You need oral support all right, Hey, can we go
back to Jeremy from Cicero. Hey Jeremy, Hey, you want
to make some coffee?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Hey, Jeremy, We're gonna give you the tickets to Incubus,
all right, so awesome?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, man, you and your lady, You and your lady
go to Incubus and you go home and make some coffee.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Okay, absolutely right on.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Thank you so much for calling Incubis with Cohedon Cambria,
August twenty fourth, All State Arena. That's this weekend. Yeah, yes, Saturday, Saturday.
All right, I have a great time. Anybody else that
wants to go. Tickets are available ticketmaster dot com. Thank you,
lad Nation. It's Rock ninety five five. Jump Out, It's
man jump Rock ninety five to five. I gotta tell

(17:53):
you about this fight that happened at a bar. Three
guys smash the guy's jaw over the dumbest thing ever.
But is it the dumbest thing ever? Because I think
I would maybe smash somebody's jaw for this if I
was in you know, maybe if I had some brown
liquor at me.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh no, maybe if I pull my hoops out leave
them on.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm gonna tell you about that next rock nainety five
to five.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's rott ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Ruskin's Loving rock nainety five five. Hi, how you doing,
Auntie Taylor show. You gotta wonder if this happened a
lot more when juke boxes were more common in bars.
I mean, I know they have like digital jukeboxes and stuff,
which I love if I go to if I go
into a bar and I see one, and then I'm
always like play next. I'm skipping everybody else's stuff. I'm

(18:39):
paying more money just to hear my music. But this
dude in his forties is at a bar in Rhode
Island called Dead Beats, the bar called Dead Beats when
three guys in their thirties dragged him out, assaulted him
so bad that they broke his jaw and he was unconscious. Jeez,
sounds like he's gonna be fine. He was over a

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song that he played on the jukebox. The bad part
of this story is we don't know what song it was. Oh,
it might have been Barbie Girl. I don't know what
it was. But no official word on what song it was,
which is a major failure of whoever reported this story.
Like rue, that's the meat of the story, like what
song was it? For what it's worth, the owner of

(19:20):
Deadbeats isn't snitching. They're denying that there was even a
fight in the first place. But I'm curious because I
don't know. Like, you're at a bar. They got the
digital jukebox there, you know, and it's a vibe. But
somebody can put something on. They can really piss you off,
or they'll play it over and over. Right, They're like,

(19:43):
come on, Like, what song would be enough to make
you want to punch somebody in the face if they
put it on At the bar, You're having a good
old time with your friends and all of a sudden
or record scratch, this comes on and it just ruins
the whole thing. For me, it would be this Blues Traveler.
You put on some blues traveler. Uh uh, I hate

(20:07):
to admit it. I'd be on the other side of
the bar dancing to this one.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh you have something against this man? Harmonica?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay, it's the harmonica. Oh yeah, I hate the harmonica.
I didn't know this about you.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh yeah, you're new Mike. Mike.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Let me tell you something about harmonica players. The ego
on these guys. I don't know what it is about
people that play harmonica. They just think they're really like cool. Yeah,
like you know, like Bruce Willis used to play the
harmonica like in his little band at playing in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You get the harmony and then you if you get
that like the head thing. Yeah, with the harmon. Get
out of here. I don't like the harmonica. I hate
it makes me sick. Listen to this. This is stupid,
John Popper. Get out of here. This would piss me off.
I would leave the bar. I'm just throwing darts, just dancing.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh my god, Okay, maris what song is it?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Or like, what kind of It's not even a song.
It's a genre country music for me. Oh yeah, the
vibe comes down quite a bit. What is this? You're
gonna have to get me a shot? Oh is this Taylor?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh Taylor would do it too, punch you in the face. Yeah,
but I bet bars like when country music comes on
because it's always like.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
My wife laughs me, my dog is changing my pick
them up truck.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You know, yes, it's like you drink more, drink more, Mike,
I hate the song by Chumbawamba tub thumping.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay, but this is a drinking song. It's an iconic
one hit wonder not for me.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I mean I want to party, Let's go, I get so,
what's your drink?

Speaker 8 (21:49):
A drinks?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
It's a drinking song, though, Yeah, I don't know what
to tell you. All right, Rody's chime in on the text.
What song would make you.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Punch somebody in the face at a bar if they
put it on the jukebox? Eight four four ninety five
fifty texas your answers, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I like that show now. I kind of want a
whiskey drink and I drink.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I'm Harmonica, Man, it's a good way to lose your job.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
On the first week, Rock and ninety five to five,
Good morning. We still have a month of summer left.
Calm down. Isn't that spooky season? Isn't that it's not
spooky season? But Starbucks fans, oh no, here.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
We go the day you've been waiting for. Oh no
is here.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back on menus starting today. It's
the twenty first year for the PSL, actually the earliest
it's ever returned, and Starbucks is also rolling out their
fall menu filled with pumpkin and apple drinks and treats,
including like an iced apple, crisp non dairy cream, chi
Jesus White.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Girls, Mount Ups. PSL's back.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Call it what it is, crack cocaine. Yeah, crack is
what it is. Sugar, it is sugar. They got a
whole bunch of different things. So I just wanted to
alert everybody that the PSL's back.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
But the officials start a fall.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
No, it's too soon, Like it's still summer until September twentieth,
something like that.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Twenty first, I'm in halloween mode. Yeah, football is my
official kickoff to fall.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Then it's spooky season, and then it's crock pot season.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
You put the things in the crub button. You make
a thing. Oh spooky, it's very spooky. People are speaking
of spooky.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
People are using you know, like if you get like
tide pods, the orange thing, like the orange big tye. Yes,
they're using that and you peel the label off. It's
a hack to make jack lanterns. Yeah, and then you
do the candle, the like electric candle. You stick it
inside and you do that. There's a fun treat with
your kids. You give your kids a tide pods because

(23:58):
they love those. You guys sit around and you make
some jack o' lanterns.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
For spooky season.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Ah, it's time to get your text in everybody. Eight
four four nine ninety five fifty. Whatever's on your mind,
hit us up right now. We read your text every
day and we'll read them next.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Let's take some calls from the request line.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Hi, I'm calling number one. Ooh, text figures are flying today.
I love it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Eight four four ninety five fifty roadies, whatever's on your mind,
I'm here for you, and we read your text every day.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Let's run them down.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Lou the head rode of Maris's mutants, shout out to
all the people stuck on to nightty East with me
right now, you're stuck on two nightty East.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Honk your horm Babee Babe bee Rodyes. Six three zero.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I was put in charge of planning the company picnic
of a place that I just started working at today
is a picnic.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I hate this company. Send me good vibes. Oh sucks,
good luck? Six three Oh.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Chick fil a streaming service, so it's closed on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Then, oh man, that's no ru yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Two two four forget Deep Dish Pizza and Chicago Dogs
that's passe. Get Mike a nice crispy, thin crust pizza
instead instead of the dog.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Get him a pizza puff.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
When he's done with that, Take him over to the
Admiral Theater afterward, go to the punk Rock Dive Club
the Exit for an after party.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
That's from Scott.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I literally was just yesterday talking about the exit, wondering
if it was still open. You told me about pizza
puffs yesterday too. Pizza puffs are great. Sixth through zero, Angie,
did you remember the malort for tall Mike? Yes, yesterday.
Mike has some malor and it's on our Instagram Angie
Taylor Show on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
And you handled it like a champ. It wasn't nearly
as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Man, that reminder shot and that after taste, that after
taste if it had like absinthe yes, like where it's
just straight alcohol.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
No, that's what I was kind of it.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
So that was worse absence. Oh yeah, do you hallucinate
for that?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
You can, but I think that's an older thing. I
don't think, and you have to get that in a
foreign country. Yeah, it meant it like that anymore, exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Well, then what's the point? Seven O eight.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I've never had a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte or anything
from Starbucks. I'm forty nine years old, and I'm too
nervous to order in a store, and I have no
idea what tastes good.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I'll hold your hand.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
There is a anxiety that goes with ordering at Starbucks
because I don't know like a tall, short, high lows.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I don't know all that standing behind you.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, and I feel like everybody's like, just hurry up,
hurry up, person in front of you that has like
fifteen hundred pumps of whatever with a yata.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I make my friends like write it all out however
you want it, and that's how you're gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Smart. Just give me a coffee. Code words for sex.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Two and nine said, did I ever tell you about
the time I went backpacking through the Himalayas. That's their covert.
My ex wife had a daughter. We used to call
it Pearl Harbor.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh my god. I would lay there and she would ah, yeah,
link the hell out of me.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Songs that someone could play at the jukebox that would
piss you off. Six three Oh, I hate bon job.
I used to shoot pool with my uncle. He would
put on bun job all the time just to make
me mad. Sixth roe, Oh Cake by the Ocean, I
like that. Seven seven three. I can't stand when any
song by Gwen Stefani plays.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
What Preach that is? Banana?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah? I love it? Two one nine. I have removed
your Chicago Land status, Michael. You can have it back
when you earn it. Tub thumping is a national treasure.
He said what he said, and I agree, right Jumper,
my third eye blind said three three seven guys, angry Bob,
of course, Wonderwall.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No surprise there.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Uhhania Twains, You're still the one the whining in her voice.
Oh my god. If somebody said Hotel California, Oh, Hotel California.
Great boo boo.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Thank you for all the texts today. We love your roadies.
I'm gonna tell you what's up for your day?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Next Rock ninety five to five, DJ Man, Big Sloppy
bj Rock.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Good morning, how you do a Roodies, It's time to
play Don't kill Angie today on the line for you
if you keep me alive. Two pair of corn tickets, Yes,
that's right, tickets for you and three friends calling out
to play eight four, four, nine, five, five ninety five
to fifty.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Don't Kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday. Big or bad, but
be careful. One wrong move We'll kill Angie.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Go Killie. And it's only on Rock ninety five. There
was a day to die. Today is not the day?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Beautiful today eighty and Sonny, let me talk to Naomi
from os we Go.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Naomi, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
What's up? Hello girl? How you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (28:55):
Ding good? How are you?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm great? What are you doing right now? You're going
to work? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
I'm a school bus driver. I'm not currently behind the
wheel because it's not permitted, but kind of what I'm doing?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
You drive school bus? Like elementary? Like high school?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
What kind?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
So all the above the uh okay, it's truck, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
But how much XANX do you take? Do you take
a lot of xanax?

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Because you know random drug tests?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
So oh yeah, of course I don't even take. Yeah,
all those kids make you crazy? All right, Nail, You're
gonna play Don't Kill Angie. If you keep me alive today,
you can get all your aggression out with you and
three friends at corn and go zero.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, oh hell yeah, awesome, let's do this take it
away our narrative zero and a half shell.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Mass Oh the sexy introduction today, Yes, nail me.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Welcome to Don't Kill Angie.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
We were discussing today the songs that could get you
punched in the face if he played them on the
jukebox at a bar. Angie wants to test the tolerance
of people in Chicago today and play some triggering jukebox
songs at the bar. Now, the question for you, Naomi,
is which awful song should Angie play on the box?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Barbie Girl or Achey Breaky Hawes.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh man, I chose violence today? Okay, what do you say, Naomi?

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Oh jeez, I'm gonna have to go with Aggy Breaky.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Heart, ache Breaky Heart. Don't do that?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Oh God, fine choice, indeed, a fine choice. Indeed you
picked Achi Breaky Heart. Angie goes to play this club
banger and even pays more money to make sure it
plays next and skip everyone else's selection.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
The song starts immediately. Everyone in the bar is pis,
what's the problem.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Angie orders everyone's shots to calm them down.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Shots on the house. Come yeah, but it's lords. It's
wrong with that. Someone grabs a bottom of my Lord
and message it on every side.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Oh no, Naomi, you killed the angie.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh Maris, why did you laugh so hard at that that?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I just got smashed in the head with the bottom?
Oh was I laughing? Oh wow, that was subconscious. I'm sorry,
my bad.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Uh huh, Naomi, I'm so sorry. You are so qualified
for our grand prize though.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
What's that.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
Screaming goat fairy?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah? Poor Naomi has these screaming goats on her bus
all day.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
But you know what I thought about it afterwards, I'm like,
you know what a lot of people get down take
you break your heart. But I think you know, the
bar scene is not really you know.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Achy breaking hardy.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Yeah, really for the bar scene. So I was like, man,
that was the wrong choice.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Well, yeah, you know, decisions, decisions, damn.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yes, but you're going to Core and you and three
friends have a great time.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Saturday, September twenty eighth, Credit Union one Amphitheater. Thank you
Naomi for playing tickets for everybody else?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, I love you. Tickets at livenation dot com thank
you for playing. Don't kill engine.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
The slaughter continues, Sorry, Angie, they promise to do better.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Rock Na smashing Pumpkins rock at ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hello Roadies.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
If you've got kids in elementary school right now, they
are Gen Alpha that's the youngest generation gen Z then
Gen Alpha.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I think they go through like the Greek alphabet. They
will circle, actively making stuff up as they go.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah. And I was like yesterday, I was like, but
there was no gen y. But I don't think there's
a y in the green No, Yeah, yeah, totally okay millennials, Yes, okay.
There's a school banning Gen Alpha slang that parents can't understand,
which is hilarious that this elementary school has a list
of words students are banned from using, and it's caused

(33:08):
a stir online with a lot of parents saying this makes.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Me feel really old.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
In total, eleven phrases were named by an unidentified teacher
as being unsuitable for use by students during school hours
on assigned place by the school's entrance, like why are
we policing so hard? What kids are saying? By the way,
let them have their little like lingo.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Depends on what. Yeah, I can't wait to hear this.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Okay, so here here are the words, and let me
know if you know any of these or don't.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
The gen Alpha favorites.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Skibitty Nope, skibitty, skibitty sounds dirty.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Anybody know what's I don't know what it is?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Sigma nope, smegma yes, Okay, I feel like a lot
of people know riz mewing me e w I n
g MEU?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I want to like? I have to look at up
all of these. I don't know what they mean.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
They didn't give a description.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I could be no, I could be saying the most
horrible things right now in the radio and not even
know what it means.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, yeah, g y A T T that's a butt.
That's a butt? Yeah, like a booty is a yat?
I'm pretty sure is g y a T G y
a T T is mewing the jaw line thing? What
is that?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
It says mewing is a technique for flattening your tongue
and through for your mouth. That's supposed to change your
jaw line.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
And you think that the elementary kids are talking about
your jawline?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Kid, if rolling their eyes right, now yeah. Yeah, is
a compliment for a curvy body. Oh she got that yat? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, bet that's been around forever if it's not new.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, busting, What is busting? It's like good like that thing.
Yeah that song is busting, or like that car is
busting or what. I don't know. I think that's more
referred towards food.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, Ohio? Why is Ohio elementary slang? It is spelled
the same way as the state. I'm wondering, like what
that means? And you're from Ohio. And then baddie. We
know what a baddie is, like a hot girl or
hot person. They're a bad baddie. Baddie like a baddie.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Ohio is strange, weird, cringe or dumb that Ohio. That's
that's so Ohio, Ohio. It is my husband's from Ohio.
I can't wait to drop out on it. You're being
so Ohio right now. Anytime that we can fight, it
would be like stop being so Ohio. There's two phrases

(35:38):
on the list. It's the blank for me, It's the
shirt for me. It's the this for me. I see
you know what I mean? And then let him.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Cook that's what's let him cook like, let him go,
let him go.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Remember like when Russell was playing well Like, let Russell cook.
He's playing well.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Cook, let him like, let him do his thing. They're
claiming stuff that's not theirs. Well, every generation does, don't they.
I mean, that's fine, but they're not being original with
half of these ladies and gentlemen. This is the oldest
I've ever felt on the radio.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I don't have the skibitti or the Sigma or the
riz or the cat Well. I do have a yet
or the busting, but I felt very Ohio during that
whole conversation.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Mm hmm, oh wow, huh.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
All right, we're gonna we're gonna do ninety five minutes
commercial free. We do it every day. There's nothing new.
Ninety five minutes commercial free. All the rock that you
need in minutes rock ninety five five thirty five minutes
commercial free rock.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's up with Green Day, Good morning. Shout out to
Sister Jean. Sister Jean NCAA icon.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Sister Jean celebrated her one hundred and fifth birthday.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Happy birth yesterday.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
She was born in nineteen nineteen. Isn't that crazy? Yeah,
she's seen it a lot nineteen back with the dinosaurs,
say Depression era.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Oh my god, sister Jean has seen it all. Prohibition era.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh wow, Loyola's Queens, Sister Jean, Happy birthday one hundred
and five. You go girl, Thanks so much for listening. Oh,
Request Wars is next. Get ready to vote rock ninety
five to five.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
It's now time for request Wars.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Arm your torpedoes. Are you sure we should do that? Yes,
we're sure we should do that.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Repair your fast smack talk because this is gonna get
real in about a second.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
On the Angie Taylor Show.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Request War A war. Okay, today's request Wars theme comes
to us from our friends at Loudwire, the big rock publication.
They say, there are big bands. There are four, four
big bands of Jenhek's dad rock, four of them because

(37:52):
jet I mean get xer is. You know a lot
of us are parents, some of us are grandparents. Oh
my god, Like there's a big four. There's a big four.
But the younger generations, this is dad rock, even though
it's our this is dad rock.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Metal placed itself in the well.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
That's yes, that too, but it's a different daddy. That's
the daddy that you banged at like the uh, the
uh what am I trying to say? Limb biscuit show.
So there are four big bands of gen X dad rock.
They are Aerosmith, A CDC, Van Halen, and Guns n' Roses.

(38:29):
All right, based on the four big bands of gen
X dad rock, you guys have picks. I don't know
who is the champion today, Michael on yesterday, Merris you
are the one time champion. That means Mike, you're up first.
What band did you pick? And what's all?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Guns n' Roses? Paradise City? Oh classic?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I remember this playing at our eighth grade dance Wow,
and the teachers being like, what.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Is this crazy rock and roll?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Maris, don't say anything.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Okay, so you did you just read I was about
to say something about cassette tapes.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, it did that.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
If you want Mike's pick today, Paradise City, guns n' Roses,
text the letter P for Paradise to eight four four
ninety five fifty. What you got, Maris.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Me, I'm going with the ac DC and thunder stro
Oh you bad rock?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Maris does pick good? He was You've been doing this
a while. I could tell just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I love that Your pick, Mike was my eighth grade
dance song, and Marris's pick was my high school graduation.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Song in nineteen ninety two. Yes, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Wait, so your dad rock I am because it's gen
X gen X music.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Gen X rock is considered dad rock. Should we call
it mommy? Well, mommy rock is different. That's like Lenning
Kravins rockers. I want to bang.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, if you want Thunderstruck from ACDC text letter T
to eight four four.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Letter T for.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Thunderstruck, there's some more dad rock for you. Gen X
dad rock, baby, that's what we're all about. And just
shut up, kids. Our music is the best. They did
a big four of boomer dead rock. That was the Beatles,
the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and Rolling Stones. I'm happy to

(40:40):
be a gen xer. I don't care about anything. Latch
key kid parents didn't ever look at us. Had Chilli
Pepper still rock in your ninety five minutes commercial Free
and The Angie Taylor Show. And we are in request
words right now, by the way, So I hope you're voting.
I see all the votes. I gotta I gotta be honest.

(41:01):
What he y'all is getting slaughtered today in request worse,
somebody has a million votes, somebody doesn't have very money.
I'm not gonna say, oh, I don't want to sway
the votes in any way. Apparently gen X rock is
now considered dad rock.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Fine, they're throwing dad rock around.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
A lot of everything is dad I think if you're
over the age of twenty eight, like you're considered old. Yeah,
or you're a dad. Yes, you're a dad. Oh yeah,
you're you're in that category.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I owe people some checks. Well, I'm still waiting for
you to cut the check.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
But with the dad rock there are a Big four
apparently the Big Four of dad rock, Aerosmith, a CDC.
Van Halen, Guns N' Roses. That is today's theme. You
got to pick a song from one of the dad
rock bands today are One Time Champion is a Maris
So Mike song today from the dad rock genre, Guns

(41:53):
and Roses, Paradise City.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Grands is Green and the Girls have tady is that's
not the r that's not the lie. Oh my bad,
I'll tatter or we smoked that grass and the girls tenna.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
If you want Paradise City text letter P for Paradise
to eight four four ninety five fifty. Marris's pick from
the dad rock genre is ac DC Thunderstraw.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Thung dup.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
If that's your pick, text letter T for thunder to
eight four four ninety five fifty. Who do you think
is winning? Somebody's winning hard, somebody's.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Taking an hour today, But get your a I love you, roadies,
I love you guys. Stop sucking up. It's rock ninety
five five.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's rock ninety five to five. Angie Taylor Show, Good morning, Mike.
You just told us a story about the Upper Clear guy.
What's his name, Art Alexakis? And he used to do
a radio show.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, he came in and did a show after me
one time, and the first time I ever saw him,
I tried to say hi to him, and he walked
right by. And so then every time I would try
to go out of my way to say hi to him,
and he just would look over at me and just
walk right by.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Doesn't that make you crazy people that have greeting problems?

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Your band is not that good. If I say good morning.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
To you every morning and you don't say anything, then
I'm gonna be extra obnoxious about it.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Good morning, How are you? Has it a beautiful day?

Speaker 7 (43:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Like, come on, we're living in a society, all right,
it is Request Wars wintertime. Let's find out who you
voted for today. The theme was apparently the young'ins think
that gen X music rock music is now considered dad rock.
And the four big Dead rock bands Aerosmith, ACDC, Van Halen,

(43:49):
Guns n' Roses, Maris. You had Thunderstruck from ACDC, Mike
had Paradise City from Guns n' Roses.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And we have a Winternet. Jeez, and this was an
absolute slaughter. I am sorry to say, Mike, but Maris
is the winner.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yes, I'm mangled in a car crash.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It was bad. Congrats Ma, thank you, thanks for all
the roads today. Everybody you've been fund us.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Raw Scott Stap creed Man on the Toilet Rock ninety
five to five, Good morning. I mean, I'm sorry, he
sounds like he's pooping sometimes, Angie Taylor Show.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Let's go to the secretary of this crap show, the
head of all the roadies from Jay the Gay. Good
morning to you, my darling thing Don Well, good morning.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Well listen, this morning we got both sides of relationships
and in turn, learned some.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Stuff about the studio crow.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Okay, So, for example, while discussing six code words, we
learned that tucking Angie in was code for smashing.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Now, knowing this makes me everythink over sponse text I
would get from her at four pm when she said
she was being tucking by Jada Strait, and I just
assumed it was because it was bedtime and it's early
for someone like her who was born during the Mexican Revolution.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I went to high school with sister Jean. She was
three years younger than yeah was.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Marris. If you ever tells you guys to go to
the drug store, he actually might mean he's picking up
some cheetah piss at the dispensary before he heads at
the bank.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
And as for Mike, he'll just.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
Make those eyes that you you know, and while he's
doing that, he'll make that V shape on his mouth
and just motion his tongue.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
No subtlety there at all.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
What else do you have, sir? Also this morning.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
We got to the fighting party relationships as we learned
how to enrage the crew.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Now you want to get Angie.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
To take her hoops off, tell her that John Popper
is coming over and he's doing a full on harmonica showcase.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
That god very bad.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
If you want to rile up.

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Maris, bring up the country music while he's trying to
speed running into turtle game. And as for Mike, he'll
be having none of your Chumbawamba's tub something, which is
really kind of ironic seeing as they wrote that song
about a night out with Angie.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Whiskey drag avoda, drag asider drag.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You can't mix like that. It's bad. Yeah, you'd be sick.
I'm not terrible, terrible, all right, but I do it
all the time. We all do. Yeah, I know it happens.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Try to say on one thing and I'm like, no,
that looks good, that sounds good. Give me one of
the couple shots of that. Yeah, sure cool. Where can
we find your notes every day?

Speaker 8 (46:33):
You can find my notes on Rocking ninety five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tag.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Thank you darling, And if you miss anything from the show,
wherever you are, wherever you go, take us with you
on the free iHeartRadio app. Just search the Angie Taylor Show.
It's rock ninety five.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's time for the ten o'clock toast on the Angie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Joiner toastum fellowship, chunk.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
It, chunking shot, shot, shot, shot, everybody all right.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Today's Santa Claudta's goes out to this man in Taiwan
who filed for divorce from his wife after she demanded
he paid her for sex on account of him being
overweight and bad in bed.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Damn, that is so rude. That's right, it's beyond rude.
But she didn't know ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Well can you imagine? So this woman they got married
in twenty fourteen. They had two kids, so they were
having sex at one time. Yeah, but problems began three
years later after his wife restricted sex to once a month,
so he wasn't really happy with once a month, but
two years later she was down to having sex with

(47:50):
him not at all. Reportedly told all of his relatives
that he was too fat and incompetent ooh, and.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
She didn't want to sleep with them.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
So he was frustrated, obviously, and he filed for divorce
in twenty twenty one, but then changed his mind after
she promised to work on the relationship. He even registered
their home in her name like oh, but then she
reverted to her old sex block and sea block and
ways you know, pay for playways, and reportedly started charging

(48:23):
him fifteen dollars whenever he wanted to have sex with
her or even talk to her.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
She charged him money. What low? Yeah, I was gonna say,
that's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Actually you can't even talk. Think about how many times
you talk to your spouse though, Mike. You know, like,
wellf she's acted that way. I don't want to talk
to her anyway. Give her the fifteen. We'll go in
the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I'll be done.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
You have to, Yeah, you have to pay her every
time you want to say anything to her, every time
you want to have sex with her. That adds up.
It's going to add up.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
That include text messaging, And that's a good question.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Side my kids over, like, we'll send this to mommy,
Go tell mommy this.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Well, the thing is the judge granted him the divorce
on the grounds that the marriage was cold and difficult
to fix, and he gets the house.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Ah, poor guy. I feel so bad for him. How
many pounds does.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Somebody have to gain before you stop banging that?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
I think I don't think it was the weight that
was the issue. I think it was the incompetence in
the bedroom, like he just well she told the job done.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah, but she still humiliated him to his entire family
and said he's too fat.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I don't want to have sex with the brutal. That's brutal.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
But if he was, if he was laying it down
and was still overweight, it wouldn't have been a problem.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He didn't lay it down.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yes, well, because he's incompetent, he wasn't laying it down.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
That's not the only case.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
In twenty fourteen, a wife in Taiwan charged her truck
driving husband two thousand dollars for hanky panke as well
as meals and chats, on the basis that he didn't
contribute enough money to the family. Well, how's he supposed
to contribute money to the family and then.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Still pay you to Grant's lizards are cheaper than two grands?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
No now, and you're a trucker.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, come on, all my girls are still out here
on the exits. Wow, come on, yes, let's go get
your bag. Lot lizards mount up all right?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Know your value?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Come on, you're at the oasis. Come on, Thank you
so much for listening today. Our favorite Lot Lizard Walt
is up next. Welcome, put it down, you know, and
he charges the most. Yeah, who told you I.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Was a lizard, Honey, I was the dead mother.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Sorry, I was the Heidi Flice of the Lot Lizards.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Oliez have a great day, roadies. Tomorrow's Friday, Beachacho's.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Make sure you're here because it's free Chase all Friday
and it's rock ninety five to five.