August 22, 2024 • 58 mins
Hump Day is here and that kind of makes sense why Angi found herself confused by the context of "Summerween," which is indeed celebrating the spooky season during the summer and not fresh dongs baking in the sun as Angi had assumed. However, men being on the brain makes sense because our Daily Discussion Topic this morning found us passing the mic to the ladies after an incident during the Jamaican wedding. That's right, middle of the week and we're finally getting to something wild that happened at the overcooked wedding. As 50 or so people baked outside, the lovely couple stood at the altar with their local Jamaican man officiant. The issue arose when the vows were exchanged and the officiant turned to the groom and said "but you own her now." The collective look and mental daggers each of the women shared could probably turn into some kind of reel because a statement like that in 2024 is prime cancellation material. However, Angi was sure all the men were absolutely thrilled at the idea of a woman being their property and so she turned the floor to the ladies to tell us what they would make their man do if they could. I feel like this would also be the proper place to add that after hearing this, Jay the Straight turned to Angi and said "let's renew our vows in Jamaica so I own you." Yeah, we're turning this into Man Hate Wednesday so let's just get into the CVS receipt of issues Angi brought along with her. First up, Jay the Straight must take a cuddle class since he is not a cuddler (I feel like a cuddle class isn't going to make him want to cuddle more but I'm a man so I think my thought is invalid here.) Now Angi loves to cuddle and be the little spoon but Jay the Straight is very herky, jerky and twitchy. To be fair, he does have restless leg syndrome and we've heard about him kicking her but she wants that to cease along with complaining that his arms are dying when he's forced to hold her. Seeing as this show is only four hours, we made room for just one more complaint/fix which was that he stops leaving his half empty water bottles all around Floptopia. Since we are equal opportunists here, Marris went next to say a ton of his ex's felt he should take dance classes since he has three left feet (and you know what they say about that, three legs ... giggity.) Mike thinks that his wife would want him to ditch the phone sometimes seeing as he practically lives on it. Right, we've collected the studio crew's thoughts so let's head to the Request Line. Out the gate we had Joe, whose video game playing makes his woman nuts and led him to proclaim that women hate it when men are happy (he's not wrong.) Katie wanted men to experience cramps and the suffering that comes with being on your period as the amount of times to be told to "just smile." After complaining about being fat, bloated, moody and crappy and told how if a stranger tells her to "just smile," Angi basically explained how to drive her to kill. Pamela would want to keep her man from procrastinating because that tends to take six months and if she resolves the issue without him, he gets mad. Lunchbox wants to grow for his wife seeing as his father died two months ago and he is having a hard time. Lastly, Dominick would change working too much as he is a traffic controller and does 70 to 90 hours a week. If you are looking for more roadie thoughts or have your own, hit up our Facebook group (Angi Taylor Show) and drop us a comment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the job, Yes, Ghaman. On the radio, Pearl Jam
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It's the Angie Taylor Show. Thank you so much for listening, Roadies,
How you doing, Roadies? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Maras?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good morning? Good morning, Good morning, Mike, Mike, Mike, fabulous.
Oh wait, fabulous, Yes, yes, how are you? How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm feeling great. It's feeling a little overwhelmed because everything
is so new and different and fun. But I mean
I'm loving it. I'm enjoying myself in the big fun city.
This is a great city. You weren't kidd It's.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
The greatest city on earth. I'm not even joking when
I say that. I've lived in a lot of places.
Chicago is the best. All right. Thank you for being
here with us today too. We love you roadies. Today
on the show, we got tickets to corn Incubus tickets.
We got is White Sox Wednesday. Of course we'll have
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playoff run starting in twenty five exactly. Texas College said
(01:02):
anytime eight four four ninety five fifty gonna be another
gorgeous day seventy seven and sunny on the greatest city
in earth that is us Chicago. All right, let me
tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Here's what's up. Oh, here's what's up. I'm on my
way to work this morning. Now, i live like a
block west of Western, just west of Western, driving down
Western barricades on every single street, really yes, going east,
like into the West Loop, and I'm like, what the hell,
I'm like, is this DNC already like all the way out?
(01:41):
Because it wasn't supposed to be that wide. I come
into work and I find out it wasn't the DNC.
There's an escaped Mississippi inmate. What who was located here
and is in a current standoff with us? Marshalls, Will
you're gonna come to this city. You're gonna run away
from Mississippi. He's a murderer who left his proceedings and said, hey, Chicago. Yeah,
(02:04):
so he is holed up by himself in a West
Side restaurant in the twenty three hundred block of West Madison.
You're gonna come to the place where every single cop
on earth is right now, seriously, not a smart idea.
So he's not far from the UC where the Democratic
National Convention is being houled. I don't know if they've
got him yet, but he's a badman. That's crazy. There's
(02:28):
a badman out here. All right. I'm very excited about
this Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight. Oh really, me too,
love Tyson. So November fifteenth, Jake Paul's going to fight
Tyson on Netflix in what's expected to be the most
watched fight of the year. Guess how much, just yes,
how much is Jake Paul getting paid for this fight?
(02:48):
Fifteen mil? Uh, sixteen mil forty nice forty million, forty
forty million. He's making forty million for that fight.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't know what Tyson is making better be getting eighty,
but they're saying it's clear that it's clear that it's
likely over a thirty million. So Jake Paul is making
more possibly than Tyson for this fight. We all do
We all just want to see Jake Paul get knocked out.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yes, okay, we hate them go please?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
All right? How fun would you say your state is
I mean, are you a top ten state, a bottom
ten or middle of the pack. What do you think
Illinois ranks in there? Believe it or not. The number
one most fun state according to this poll is Florida.
I think Disney World has a lot to do with that. Really,
it's all funny games until you're a Florida man and
(03:41):
your buckshot goes. The rest of the ten most fun
states are California. California's fine, that makes sense, Nevada, well,
Vegas is fun, New York, Colorado, Illinois, High Texas, Washington, Minnesota,
and Louisiana. These are all states of Oh. I feel
so blessed right now?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So cool?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You loveing in Texas?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh not Texas, but uh Colorado, Colorado, Washington, Louisiana. You
said Louisiana, right, yes, yeah, that's a cool state and
how fun. Minnesota wasn't fun for me, and now the
best one. It was not that fun for me. It's
a great state, a great place to raise kids. It's
not good if you're single and trying to date when
you're twenty two.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh yeah, broh, not good. Yeah, not fun. Hey, that's
what's up for your day? Thanks for rocking with us.
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That sounds amazing like all the eighties hard rock and
glam metal interviews from Poisons, Brett Michaels, Rat Stephen Pearcy,
like a whole bunch of people. So that is coming
to Paramount Plus. I cannot wait for that. Very cool,
(05:08):
just reliving the big old hair band days. All right,
thank you for listening. We're gonna tell you what happened
on this day. Our look back in history is next
Rock ninety five to five. I mean Beverly Hills is okay,
it's no Chicago, right, Roffy Yeah, Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning, It's the Anchie Taylor Show. Let's tell you
what happened on this day. Today is August twenty first,
(05:32):
twenty twenty four. On this day, August twenty first, nineteen
fifty nine, Jim McMahon was born. He's sixty five today,
the punky QB known as McMahon. When I get on
the field, I ain't got no plan. Of course, the
Bears veteran dealing with early onset dementshaw No, I know.
I get scared of that. Love Jim McMahon, Love, go ahead.
(05:56):
Not Those football injuries are terrible, Yes, very I mean,
I'm sure the early onset dementia was from all the
beatings he took during his football career, the CTE and
all of that. But love you, Jim McMahon. Yes, and
happy birthday, Happy birthday. On this day.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
In nineteen fifty nine, Hawaii was admitted as the fiftiest
state in the Union.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hawaii. That's a great place. Oh you just got married
in Hawaii. I did.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't like to fly, so when I was flying there,
I was like, there's no place that could be good
enough for me to fly seven hours. I'm fifteen minutes
into being into Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I was like, yeah, I'm not. His birthday, I totally
get it. His gorgeous. On this day, in nineteen ninety four,
John Denver was arrested for drunk driving after crashing his
Porsche into a tree in his Aspen, Colorado neighborhood. His
trial ended with a hung jury, even though his blood
alcohol level was zero point one two eight. His attorney
argued that a thyroid condition made the test unreliable. That's
(06:52):
a nice Is that? That's a nice? Try? Is that
a real thing? I don't know, but keep that in
my back pocket. Yeah, never know. Well, don't drink and try. Yeah. Oh,
and today's Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Florida man arrested after batching in home castration surgery weight
two of castration.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
More of these Florida men need to castrate themselves. I
think we'd be better off.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Why are you going to somebody's house to get castrated?
It's probably very expensive? Yeah, out of pockets? Why would
you do it in the first place? I don't know.
It's Florida? Okay, true, that's what happened on this day.
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five. Speaking of rocking with us, happy birthday to
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Rock and Rob. Yes, one of our roadies called in earlier.
It says birthday today, Happy birthday to you. It's Rock
ninety five to five. Hell yeah, a little sabbath. Happy
a home dude, Angie Taylor Show, Good morning, Roadies, I
got some nerd news for you, Marason Sards. I don't know.
I feel like cartoon news kind of falls into the
(08:03):
nerd news category. I mean for the most part. Yes,
Like when you go to nerd Fest, do they have
like cartoon stuff there? Oh? Yes, anime and a ton
of anime. Yeah, just a ton of other movie.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Content and then obviously SpongeBob Avatar Last Airbender.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There's a ton. Okay, did you ever notice how many
cartoon characters have four fingers? Have you ever thought about that? Yeah,
it's a Disney character, Simpsons, Family Guy, SpongeBob, they all
do it, recurring thing. Yes, well they've been doing it
for a hundred years. Way back in the early days
of animation, characters like Mickey Mouse and Felix Akat had
(08:43):
four fingers because animators used circles when sketching their hands.
Five fingers looked odd on a circular hand, while Disney
once said it looked like a bunch of bananas. So
and another reason it's less work. Apparently, hand drawn animation
is very labor intensive. As you might know, are hard
to draw. Hands are hard to draw. For artists. Removing
(09:06):
a finger saved a little time and a little money.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hey hey, it's built a great system so far. Like
I notice it, but you don't care.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You don't get well, yeah, they're not wearing pants, you know,
Like none of these cartoon characters wear pants except SpongeBob.
Well he's got square pants. A third potential reason is
a lot of early cartoon characters were animals, dogs, cats, rabbits.
Now they have five digits, but the fifth one is
hidden further up the leg. So what animators? Yeah, I
(09:37):
guess so when animators gave them more human like hands,
maybe they figured they just go with four fingers because
there was four digits on a paw. That makes sense. Wait, yeah,
animal pauws only have four digits. Well, so like a dog,
you got your four little beans, but they have that
one like yeah, it's like a pseudo off. Yes, the
(10:00):
ankle exactly. This is why they can't have smartphones because
they don't have thumbs. I think they'd figure it out
if they they don't have opposable thumbs, you can't do anything,
my god, But I just thought that was kind of interesting.
I never knew the reason for it. I want another
reason they don't do the pants. Why are they naked?
(10:20):
I mean maybe it's cost saving freeballing. It's a great
life to be. How happy he is on a regular
baby need to happy naked?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
What's your favorite cartoon if you had one, like back
in the day, all tunes?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, there's what about.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Us freeballing on Ninja Turtles?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I was like family guy. I thought it was funny family,
but the old school Looney Tunes. I mean I learned
about classical music from and the humor was adult leaning humor,
you know. So my daughter was obsessed with it, like Shrek.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Remember I watched Shrek, Like the jokes were hitting me
but going over the kids heads. And I'm like, this
is brilliant, right.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
All the shots they were taking, like the other studios
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yes, children's cartoons in general, across the board, because even
like all the SpongeBob references, yeah, you go back and
watch it now.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I was like, wow, my daughter was obsessed with SpongeBob.
Like SpongeBob and Looney Tunes were the only two where
I'm like, yeah, I want to kick back and watch
this with you. It was awesome. It's awesome you and
your five fingers you have a great day. Today is
Rock ninety five to five, Rock ninety five to five. Home,
We're gonna get there, gonna beautiful today seventy seven and Sunnay.
Thank you for listening. So over the weekend last weekend,
(11:31):
I was in Jamaica for a wedding, right, beautiful wedding.
Jamaica in August is not the place you want to be,
the hottest place on earth. But it was a small wedding,
like sweet small, like fifty people just baking in the
sun outside. Yeah, very intimate, sweet love the couple. The
couple is up at the altar. We're all sitting there,
(11:53):
you know, watching the wedding go down. And the efficient
is a local like Jamaican man. Yeah, officiating this wedding.
Super sweet, really interesting. It was a short ceremony, thank god,
because it was eight hundred degrees. Did he have the accent, Yes,
of course. So we're watching this wedding and it gets
(12:14):
to the end of the ceremony and it's like they
say their vows and then he says he looks at
the groom and says, blah blah blah, but you own
her now, you own her, You own her. Man Every
girl that was sitting, including myself, is the that's a
(12:34):
statement in twenty twenty four. But all the men really
can't all the men really, that's right. I was like,
I like, I can't believe that the bride didn't flinch
at that. I'm sure she does not want to be
owned by her man, so I thought it was kind
of like whoa. It made me pause. Of course, my husband,
(12:54):
being a smart ass he is, was like, yeah, man,
we should get like renew our vows into so then
I own you. I'm like, no, bitch, but I want
to I want to talk about I want to talk
to the ladies. Ladies, you know the idea, the idea
your man owns you. But let's flip it. Let's flip it,
(13:15):
and ladies, ladies, if you could make your man do anything,
you don't own your man. But like, let's say you
could make your man do anything. There's something about your
man that drives you crazy that you wish you could
like change, Like I want him to do this in
the house. I want him to do this for me,
for instance, because my husband asked me that question, like
(13:37):
I'm already doing the hand thing. For instance, because my
husband asked me He's like, okay, so you owe me, like,
what are you gonna make me do? I'm like, oh,
I'm immediately sending you to cuddle class cuddles because my
husband is not a cuddler and I love a little
like cuddle little spooty like we're watching TV, you know,
little noo. But he is very herky jerky, get away
from me. He just he's very twitchy, herky jerky leg
(14:01):
you know, he's not a good cuddler. Oh my arm's dying,
you know, if it's under my lesson, that's a real Yeah.
There's ways, Yeah, there's ways to close to make cuddling
a lot more easier. Actresses high there's something you can
put a pillow. I don't care what it is, but
I would make him go to cuddle class. So I
(14:21):
want to know from the ladies, talking to the ladies,
what would you make the man do change.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I have a few access that would have absolutely taken
me to dance classes.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yea dance there you go. You're not a good dancer.
I'm terrible three left feet. I'm taking your black cart. Okay, Mike,
do you think there's something that your wife would love
to make you do? This? Yeah, like you and I.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You know, you guys in the room know our lives
revolve around our phones, yes, because of what we do.
So she would want me to stay off my phone
a little bit more chill on the phone.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Sure, I bet you anything. To a Maris, some of
the ladies in your life would be like, get off
the damn xbox or whatever PlayStation. Never been a complaint.
Never you got to get you a gamer girl, that's what?
All right? So ladies, they don't own us. What would
you make your man do? Though? What is the thing
that you you love him? You love this man? Oh,
(15:19):
you love him, You're married, you're in a relationship, whatever
it is. But you want to change just one thing,
just one thing? What is it? Eight four four ninety
five fifty. I'll give somebody tickets to Incubus. Call right
now with your answers. Eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty. Iraka on your Wednesday and She Taylor Show,
thanks for listening. The wedding I was at in Jamaica
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over the weekend, past her you know, looks at the
groom and says you own her now after the house,
after the bout, and I'm like, oh, every girl in
the place was like, what the hell he just saying?
But you know, like, let's play with it. Let's say
you have the ownership here. You get to control everything.
There's something about your partner that maybe drives you nuts,
(16:03):
or there's something that you know your partner is sick
of you doing a bad habit something, What is it?
Let's talk to Joe from Glen Allen.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Joe, Hi, Hi, Okay, your partner would change? What about you?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, I like to play video games, you know, I
find it relaxing, like reduces my anxiety. And she's you know,
she's always complaining about video games because they hate it
when you're happy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So wait a minute, I'm wow. They hate it when
you're happy, you're saying women hate it when you Yeah,
women hate it when you guys are happy. We don't
hate it when you're happy. We love you so much.
We want to Joe. We just want to spend time
with you. That's because we love you. We want to
hang out with you, and you're over here. We want
(16:53):
you to play with us, not the game. What if
you could do both. We're off the video game.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
You don't want to play, you know, it's only when
we're happy that you want to play oh.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Wow, or when you're watching sports or yes, doing man things.
They sends it, what is the video game of choice? Curious?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Uh got to say call of Duty?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well duty, well bang bang, Mmm, she wants to play
with your gun. Let her play with it. Joe, thank
you for the call. Have a great day. Everybody hanging
the line. Somebody's gonna get tickets to Incubus. They hate it.
We hate it when you guys are happy. We hate it.
Let's go do a Katie from Michigan City, Hi, Katie, Hi,
(17:38):
good morning, good morning. Okay, what would you change about
the partner?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Well, during that time of the month, My partner always
you know, obviously it's hard to smile when you're in
pain like cramps, and she's always telling me, like, just smile,
so my pain during the month, and I would have
him feel what I feel so that you can smile
through that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I love that song. If you guys could only experience
the hell that is that time of the month. It sucks.
It's painful where we feel fat, we're bloated, we're crampy,
we're moody, you know, and then y'all are like just smile,
eat a d Okay when a stranger says, just smile,
(18:28):
hang on line, Hang on, Katie. Let's go to Pamela
from Wonder Like, Hi.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Pamela, Hello, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay, what would you change about the partner?
Speaker 8 (18:39):
The procrastinating? When you ask them to fix something, you
want it fixed. You don't want to wait six months.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Fix it, Dear Henry, dear Henri.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
When you fix it yourself, it's like, well you didn't
fix it myself, right, I want the way around.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Then they're mad like, oh you did it the wrong way.
Yeah you can't. You don't know how to change the
light ball by change day. Don't be mad at me. Pamela,
good one, Hang on, Let's go to lunchbox, high lunchbox,
good morning, good morning. Is this something you change about
your partner or there's something they change about you?
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Uh, definitely change about myself.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What is it.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Since there's nothing really to change about my wife? She's
my best friend?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I know
I love it.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
But what is it recently?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Two months ago?
Speaker 9 (19:30):
You know, I lost my dad, so I take a
lot of things personally. Yeah, anytime that's like recognized or acknowledged,
kind of take it to heart. I mean, she is
my kryptonite, so it's like it's a double whammie on that.
So yeah, definitely would change that so I can actually growth.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, you know what, I'm sorry about your father, But
you're going through a hard time, you know, And yeah,
the motions are right under the surface when you're going
through something like that. But don't be too hard on yourself,
you know what I'm saying. Like you're going through it,
you got to go through it. So I totally agree.
(20:09):
And I'm glad you love your wife that much. She's
your best friend. That's that's the way it should be.
Hanging on the line, lunchbox, let's go to dominic from Indiana?
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Tom, how's it going going great? Is this something you
change about yourself or that you change about your partner?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Probably some of my partners want to change for myself.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What is it? I work too much? I know that problem.
What do you do for work? I do traffic control? Oh, Blake,
I'm on.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
I'm on the night shift right now, so I work
like seventy ninety hours a week.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Wow, you do air traffic control?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Now?
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Traffic control like doing like expressway barrels and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh wow, so you worked. She thinks that you work
too much. Yeah, you do.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
You feel like time for she says, I ain't got
enough time for family and you know, other things.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh, that's hard because you're providing and you're working and
you gotta work. I mean, that's really hard when your
partner is like, God, you're working all the time. It's like, well,
I don't have a choice. I don't have a choice.
It doesn't mean I don't love you. It doesn't mean
I don't want to spend time with you. I don't
have a choice, especially at night shift. Yeah, it's a
rough life, dominic. Hang on for a second. Let's go.
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Can we go back to Katie from Michigan City.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
Hi Katie, Hi Katie, I'm giving you tickets to incubers.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Oh my gosh, y thy.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hopefully you're not on your pyramid during the.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Time Raise the Lord.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I am not. Thank you Coheed and Cambria. It's this
weekend at All State Arena. You and your man have
a great time. Okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Thank you, thank you for listening. Hang on the line.
We'll get all your info anybody else that wants to
go ticketmaster dot com. Thank you to Live Nation Rock
ninety five to five, ninety five to five, Auntie Taylor Show.
Let's go, go go. What socks It's White Sox Wednesday.
It's a little late to go in the season now, Maris,
(22:08):
what bet watch your mouth? Watch it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm gonna bop you in the mouth being so tremendously terrible.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
We lost yesterday to the San Francisco Giants one to four.
Play San Francisco today at two forty five. Oh, by
the way, we just set another milestone. The White Sox
are sixty seven games under five hundred for the first
time in franchise history. You got white second history. Come on,
you know that's not a you go yay, You're gonna suck.
(22:41):
You'll be number one. It sucking. I mean the biggest
suckers that ever sucked. They still got time to make
this record even better.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Hey, August thirty is Star Wars Night, Star Wars Day.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Maris, you want to go to the game? Ooh, I
think I'm washing my hair.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Was course to White Sox. Listen, I understand this is
a historic here for our White Sox, but as white
Sox fans as Chicago sports fans period, we know that
we stay by our teams through thick and thin. That's
a lot of thick were I thought thick was the
winning it. I think we're thinn right now. We're very
(23:21):
thin right now, our record is thin, but we we support.
It's still beautiful, it's still summer and going to a game.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Nice little bear, you know, I'll hang out.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's the best. It's the best. Looking forward. Twenty twenty
five White Sox season tickets are you know? All the
tickets are on sale right now. Get access to the
best seats, best value, biggest matchup savings on single games
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Speaker 2 (23:48):
Let's go, man, It's never too soon to talk about
next season five.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's our year plan. The parade bitches, Okay, I have
tickets for you, White Sox fans, not White Sox hate
is like a certain gentleman, he's gonna get bocked in
the face. White Sox fans. I have tickets. You want
a family four pack? Four pack of tickets. You don't
have to take your family. You could take your three friends. Yeah, yeah,
(24:13):
you can take three girls. You take three boys. Four
pack is awesome. It's just two. Well, it's the White Sox, Honny.
Oh they got room?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
They got room? Everybody comes through. I love my White Sox.
It's just again a historic here eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five point fifty caller eleven. I'm gonna hook you
up with tickets to the greatest season of baseball ever,
rock ninety five to five, A rock at ninety five
to five. Love it. Good morning, Happy home Day. You're
(24:45):
gonna be a seventy seven today, beautiful day. Let me
talk to Cassandra from Wheaton. Cassandra, the one nayad name
the movie Hell. Yes, Cassandra, the White Sox tickets. My girl,
you're a White Sox fan. Absolutely yeah, ride or die?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Man, I would be this owned if I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Of course, of course we ride for our team, even
though it's real hard. It's a hard ride. I don't
want to go. I don't want it. I don't even
wear the seatbelt anymore. Just let it crash.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, but Cassandra, you got a four packet tickets to
a White Sox game. Yes, so much, Thank you so
much for listening. We love you, absolutely love you all right, good,
I'm glad somebody loves me. Yay, there's a lot of
people that love you. Oh stop it, Cassandra, think you
(25:45):
hang on the line. We'll get all your info and
hook you up for the game. You know, I just
being a sports fan. You gotta be a fan. You
gotta ride. Yeah, I been through it. You're a Detroit
Lions fan. It happened. Minnesota Vikings fans, come on, please
like you gotta love your team. You gotta love your team.
I'm a White Sox fan. I'm a Bulls fan. We're
(26:05):
going through a moment, you know, come on, Bulls like
being five hundred right now. Anyway, anyway, it is time
to send in your texts, beautiful rodies. Whatever's on your mind, thoughts, comments, questions, concerns,
whatever it is, send it in. We love knowing what's
going on with you. Shout outs, whatever it is, what's
(26:26):
going on with you? Text us right now. Eight four
to four, nine, five ninety five fifty. I love to
read your text every single day, and we are reading them.
Next rock ninety five to five. Let's take some calls
from a request line. Okay, number one, we're a light
on the text today, What the hell? Eight four four
(26:47):
ninety five fifty Usually we have eight thousand. Let's do
these texts. Seven seven three you guys are awesome. You
guys rock, Thank you, thank you. Three one two Angie
is hot. I sent that because I was casting to
see if the text were working. Yeah, I want to
see if the text reworking because we were We have
usually a hundreds of texts, and it was just like,
(27:10):
is this thing on hell every day? Yeah? Eight one five,
Good morning, Angie, big m m Mike, you guys rock.
I was one of the winners of the Metallica tickets
for the Sunday concert. I just want to shout out
the fellow roadies that we were sitting with that also
won tickets from your show. What an awesome time it was,
is Mike from Bloomingdale.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
That show was fire, literally, Yes, and the whole stadium
was all our listeners, the whole stadium because we're the
only station that plays Metallica.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
After I gave away all those tickets, it felt like
everybody in there was from Rock ninety fives.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
For two years we were giving away Metallica tickets. You
got two years of paperwork to send people their tickets.
It was a lot, but I'm happy that the listeners
got to enjoy it. Yes, it was a great time.
Bob the head roady of almhas great morning. Welcome to
Michael Mason's Wacky but wonderful, wicked never Wanting Wednesday. Oh wow,
(28:08):
thank you. That's a mouthful. It is a mouthful. I
love you, Bob, Daddy Bob. I was complaining one time
that my dad is absent, and so Bob said he
would be with my dad. Oh so that's my papa.
I'm careful. I think a lot of people would want
to be your daddy. Well that's different. People signed up.
There's a difference between a father and a daddy. True.
Oh wow, Maris is my daddy. I'm sorry Jesus. Two
(28:31):
to four. I was driving home last night after helping
a friend move and I turned on the radio. Maria
Palmer seemed obsessed with talking about summer ween. She seemed
thirsty as hell. I know you, Angie, are a horny
little devil.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Two.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What is going on over there? I've rocked ninety five
to five? Is Maris spiking your coffees with Spanish fly
or something? Well, not Spanish fly? Yeah, Maria is newly single,
so she, of course summer ween on the menu.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm confused. I was trying to google it real quick.
What's summer ween? And how is that a horn? I
thought it was like Halloween summer, we're mixing the season.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's not spooky ween.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh no, she was talking about Halloween being mixed in
with summer ween.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh okay, so you just made it right.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
No, No, Halloween mixed with summer summer.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Ween like a July thing. She wasn't talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
No the d but but out of context, if you
came into that break a little bit late, you would
have assumed that she was talking about summer ween.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm over here going like, she's single, you know, she
wants to get on some ween. She's just ready for
spooky season. Well, I'm ready for the spooky ween, spooky ween,
spooky weeen season. Oh you can do it with your pumpkins.
You can carve a ween and your pumpkins. I'm so
glad you said carve. Yeah, you could do like dick
(30:01):
in a box. Yeah, yes, that is exactly what I
thought you were going to ween. I don't know that
Maria Homer in her dirty little mind, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Around here.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, obviously it's me because that's not her intent. But
shame on you, Maria, shame I am demure and classy
and elegant. Gosh, dem does Demir have one more week?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Lub? Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay, yes? One? Well probably no. I'm seeing this word everywhere. Yeah,
because it's there, people are talking about me. What does
dem mean? Just you know, very refined and elegant. Oh
that's me. I like that. I'm lated. Hell yeah, summer ween. Okay,
(30:50):
thank you for the text, all five of you? Thank you?
The hell's going on? What's up? Is next? Collective? So
Rock ninety five to five? Habit home? Nooo? How about
home Home day with your wien who wants to go
to see Corn? You and three friends? I have a
four pack of corn tickets. But you must keep me
(31:10):
alive and don't kill Aja. Calling out of play eighty
four to four not five five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Don't kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday, big or fat, but
be careful. One wrong move We'll kill Angie, will Killie.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
And it's only on Rock ninety five five would be
a shame to make it to hump Day and then,
you know, not see the week through would be a shame.
I don't want to die today. Let me talk to
Jake from Monster. Hey, Jake, Hey, how's it going. How
are you today? I'm doing good?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Good? How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm great. I'm just trying to be that surprise onion
ring in your fries. Now, that's right. I'm hungry now, okay,
good Jake. You ready to play Don't Kill Angie?
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay cool. If you keep you alive today, you and
three friends or whoever you want, are gonna go to corn.
I love corn.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Here's corn, It's got the juice. All right, let's do it.
Take it away, Oren writer Berkeley's hero in a halfshell,
wearing his cassette tape shirt today, You're welcome. Cassette's going
into a toaster.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's yes, Jake, and welcome to Don't Kill Angie.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
Today the show was chatting off air about Mike wanting
to go to the McDonald's University in the West Swoop
and try some of the international menu items. You can't
get these items anywhere else, So Angie is also going
to roll over to MCU and try something to see you.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
It's not the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's Mickey McDonald's. I
know you did stop flipping your nerds.
Speaker 12 (32:58):
Oh but Jake, the question for you is which menu
item should Angie try at McDonald's University. Should it be
the mc bacon roll from the UK or the mcspam
breakfast plata from Hawaii?
Speaker 10 (33:11):
Who?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
What's sounds good to you? What do you think?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
You know?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Said that the International? Probably the bacon from the UK, the.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Mc bacon, Yes, the mc bacon roll from the UK.
Speaker 12 (33:25):
A fine choice. Indeed, a fine choice. Indeed, Angie orders
and is digging in. This is delicious?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh god? Why doesn't she go here more often? Question?
It's right by her house man. That was yummy. She's
still hungry, though, and wants to try it. Dessert, she
sees the Malaysian mango mcflurry. Hell, yes to the mango
and ice cream. I love mango and I love ice cream.
My stomach doesn't love ice cream, but I love it.
(33:58):
Oh though, uh oh no, the ice cream machine is broken?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
What this happens at the International ones too?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Come on, man, gieus.
Speaker 12 (34:10):
Leaves the mick you and punches the Ronald McDonald's statue
in the face.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh she didn't get her dessert, but you know what
you got, Jake. No way, you did not kill angel.
You well done, Jake. Nice choice. Oh yeah yeah. I
was just in the UK and the food was I've
heard that. Yeah, mediocre, it's all brown. I didn't see
(34:41):
it vegetable for a week anyway, strangely accurate. Well, you
go to an Irish Irish pub or a UK pub
or whatever. It's all like de decried everything. Yeah, okay,
Jake from Munster. You are going to corn with three friends. Awesome,
it is awesome. Special guest goes your Ah yeah, mey,
(35:02):
you guys so much. You're so welcome. Hey, thank you
for listening Jake every day, every damn day, right.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Pretty much.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I just recently moved back from Arizona, so I just
started listening to the radio a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
So I listened to you guys on my way into work.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I love you for that. Welcome home, welcome back to civilization.
We love you, We love you, love you guys too.
Show is on Saturday, September twenty eighth, credit Union one Amphitheater.
Tickets at live nation dot com. For everybody else. You,
Jake and your three friends have a great time, and
thank you for playing Don't Kill and Joe, you should
(35:36):
also go play the lottery. Nice moves this morning, Nice
Moves Rock ninety five five. It's rop ninety five to five.
Good morning, Happy Wednesday. I have a home day. Listen.
Even if you're a morning person, you can admit more
can go wrong in the first few hours of a day.
They could go right, and then you're just ft for
the whole day. Right, just ruins it. They're the worst
(35:58):
For me is if I oversleep, Oh I can't. I
feel like I can't catch up all day. For me, yeah,
I feel like everything is off. According to a new survey,
the average person knows if their day is ruined by
eight thirty six am. You that would be two minutes ago.
So what ruined your day already? Like, maybe it's sleeping
(36:21):
past your alarm, or the coffee maker wasn't working, or
traffic is just a lot worse than usual. The average
person has four bad days per month forty eight per year.
Four bad days a month. I don't think that's that bad.
I feel like that's great. Yeah, I feel like I
don't know I have more than I feel like I've
(36:42):
been having more. I mean, you're already having a good
day because you're here with us. Hello. So how does
the average person know that the day is ruined? The
most popular responses we're waking up and feeling sick. That'll
do it, Sleeping terribly throughout the night, waking up with
a headache. I hate when I wake up with a headache,
and it's usually because I'm clenching. No, it's Mike's fault. No,
(37:06):
it's usually because of the clenching I do too. Yeah,
that's that's why I point it, because I knew you
did the mouthguard. Yep. Losing your keys, that'll do it.
For getting your phone at home. I have been laid
for work, and I'll be You know, I only live
three miles from work, but I'll be late for work
because I'll realize when I get to the parking garage
(37:27):
at work I forgot my phone. I will go home
and get it. Yep. Because I don't like that's how
it's an appendage, like I can't I feel like I
can't function without it. I feel like the world is
falling apart, and I don't have any notifications about it,
you know, running out of toilet paper, that sucks, for
getting your wallet at home, sleeping through your alarm, realizing
(37:48):
you forgot to plug in your phone the night before,
and you're on like one like yep, and stubbing your toe,
which always sucks. But then you have kids. You walk
on the legos first thing in the morning. That was
not the leg Thank you so much for listening A
ninety five minutes commercial free rock. Don't you love it? Yes,
we do it every single day. And that is next
(38:08):
Rock ninety five to five. It's rock in Naughty five
to five. That's ninety five minutes commercial free that just
kicked off. Thank you for listening. Hello, Angie Taylor Show.
Maris is here, Hey Marris, Mike tell Mike Big Mike. Hello,
Mike is brand new to Chicago. Just moved here a
few weeks ago, just in time for Lollapalooza. So cool,
(38:28):
perfect time. And you've done a lot of Chicago things.
You went to Lalla, you went to the Crosstown Classic.
You've been hanging. But there's one Chicago thing you have
not yet done. And I've been promising. I brought in
a bottle of Jepson's milort today, some alort.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I've been waiting for this. Yeah, everybody talks about how
bad it is. I don't think it's that bad. It
can't be that See, now.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
We may have oversold it because it is is not
like you're gonna go and order malort, like if you're out.
You know, I'm saying, but now like that you think
it's disgusting, you might not think it's that bad. I
happen to say it tastes like furniture varnish, you know,
like some something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
For me, it's really sour and like woodpair with like
a tangerine something or another.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
But like it's still just straight. It's not great. Yeah,
I gotta try to keep a straight face.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yes, you get this Chicago handshake which is a PBR
and THET. Yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna give you a
mallor thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So this is gonna I haven't seen somebody take them
a lord shot in a long time.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, so this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's your reaction as Angie is preparing the Jeffson's mallord
for Michael, why am I having some Let's go.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Because we're a family. We are you know, understand that
I wish I could give all the roadies one time
out a second. You handed me one with two cups.
There it is looking for the other one. Okay, okay,
are you ready? I'm ready, Michael Mason. Welcome to Chicago.
(40:11):
Che thank you, cheers. All right, get it, let's go.
Oh boy, oh he's gonna puke and thoughts. It's an aftertaste.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, the aftertaste isn't great. It sounds bad as everybody
made it sound low. I could drink this, you could.
What's it got a little in there, like a little
black liquorice taste or something.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Or Bigfoot's dick, that's what it is. I don't know.
I do taste that unusual botanical taste. Its bitter taste
is savored by two fisted drinkers. Hell yeah, well you
can really feel it going down. So yeah, first, that
bottle is yours. Thank you. So your first home home
housewarming gifts.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You said you have a guest coming in. Now you
have to introduce them to my lord.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, everybody that comes to Chicago. Now you are officially
a Chicago wan. Thank you. Congratulations. Show it in my esophagus.
Yeah right, you're gonna feel it later on the toilet.
You're just gonna feel it. It's this is not the
best thing in the world, but it's Chicago tradition like
none other. That's right. Welcome, thank you, We're happy to
have you. All right. Request Wars coming up in minutes.
(41:17):
I love today's Request Wars theme. You can always send
your themes in. You know, you pick a theme and
then Maris and Mike will battle it out. They'll pick
a song based on your theme. Eight four four fifty.
Send your themes in. Today's is good. We'll play next.
It's now time for Request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are
(41:38):
you sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we
should do that.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Request before we get into
the song picks and everything. Today for Request Wars, we
just made Mike try Millort for the first time. Welcome
to Chicago. I can feel it, Joe, the Headrody of wrestling.
Millort is an alcoholic Ponzi scheme. Once you trick someone
into trying it, then they have to get five people
(42:07):
to try it too. That's the first thing I said, yeah,
actually that's very accurate. It's true. Another one seven and
eight said milord fits into yesterday's topic worst thing to
touch your mouth. Andrew from Algin said, this guy, Mike's
gonna have a bad day. Oh no, Whoopsie, All right,
enjoy your Milord. Okay, today's request wars. I love the theme.
(42:28):
The theme today, Michael Maris are playing. The theme today
is bands that you hated but all of a sudden,
you know, something changed and now you like this band. Okay,
that's interesting. Mike a one time champion. So Maris, you
are up first. What is your band that you used
to hate but now you like? I used to hate
(42:50):
even Sevenfold? Oh cool?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Merely on the process that I had a friend that
was a super fan. He would talk talk talk to
every time we met up. He telling me about Avenge Subfold,
and I was like, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
And Marie, being the contrarian that he is, if you
love something, he has to do the opposite.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
So of course there was a concert coming up. We
got tickets and I was like, all right, let me
do some research. And I was punching myself the entire
time because I was missing out.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You right, I just took a sip of Alord. Yeah
I didn't slam it, Okay, so yeah, then you love them.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh my god, I'm in love with Avenge and this
song particular, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, it's wild. Sometimes you can think you hate a
band and then you see them live in the live
show your mind man, Okay, Avenge sevenfold nightmare. If that's
your pick, text the letter A for Avenged to eight
(43:53):
four four ninety five fifty, which you got, mikey.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Uh mine the same exact thing I saw. I didn't
like their is it until I saw them live and
Scott Wiland walked out on stage with a megaphone anyway
sail and I was like, oh my god. From that
second I became a fan. I love Stone Pilotone Temple
Pilots Dead and Bloated.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, what a front man. Scott Wyland was legend stp
Dead and Bloated. If that is your pick today, text
the letter S for Stone Tumble Pilots S to eight
four four nine five ninety five fifty. I think everybody
(44:36):
can think of the band that they thought sucked. I'm
sure there's several, and then you see them live and
you're like, oh, when we were at Lollapalooza, didn't know
anything about chapelone. Saw chapelone, I'm like, WHOA, is it
fun to be blown away? It is? I love that,
and I love that for the band because now you
have a new fan. Lucky you. I like you now, okay,
a whole new one. They were waiting for me to
(44:58):
like them, and now I like them. Okay what you
did for Chapel Yeah, nobody liked her until then. From
the highest attended Lola Palooza show ever, Avenge Sevenfold, Text
the letter A to eight four four nine five five
ninety five to fifty Stone Tumble Pilots, Text the letter
S to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
ninety five minutes, Commercial Free, Still Going Rock ninety five
(45:21):
to five, Live Rock ninety five to five. Good Home Day, Morning, Roadies.
Hope your day in your morning is going fabulous so far.
Angie Taylor Show, Thank you for listening. Are you voting though?
Are you voting and listening? You should vote because we're
in Request Worse right now, and I love the theme today.
The theme of Request Wars is bands that used to
(45:42):
hate or didn't like and then all of a sudden,
something happens and now you love this band. It's usually
the live show with both Mike and Marris. It was, well,
you saw him live and then it changed everything that
can really happen. You're like, not into a band at all.
My daughter has dragged me to some weird ass concerts
and I'm like, I don't really know Pierce the Veil
and then I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, you know what
(46:04):
I mean. That's one. Then then you're like, Okay, now
I'm in. So today Maris is not our champion. Michael
is I don't have that is not the champion. Must
Michael the champion? Michael is the one time champion. Uh
(46:25):
so Maris is picked today. The band used to hate,
but now you love Avenge Sevenfold. Nightmare, I miss Nightmare.
Do you know about Nightmare?
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
All the day Wonders the Day One roadies know about Nightmare.
So what about usnoobies? Yeah, well I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
So.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
When we first started the show, we shused to get
a lot of jail mail. Keep on prison. They would
write me letters all the time that there was a
man named Nightmare. He was in Supermax Indiana. I believe
and we never heard from Nightmare in like two years.
I think he's dead. No, no, he is a tear
drop and all that I know. Something happened anyway, and
(47:11):
just jail boyfriend's Nightmare invested in somebody in Supermax. Well,
I don't know what he did. I need to hear
both sides, or you don't know what he is? Do
you hear both sides? It's called super Max? Okay, Yes,
he probably and he has a tear drop, so yes,
he's a murderer. Rest in peace, Nightmare. No, actually under
the jail, I hope you are a Nightmare. But anyway,
(47:32):
I don't want to say that because I don't want him.
Come get me, okay, and he got out, I don't
know what say, like, oh, I'm gonna see you. Okay.
If you want Avenge sevenfold, please text the letter A
to eight four four ninety five fifty A for Avenge
eight four four ninety five fifty Mike Mike Miyac has
(47:53):
picked today Stone tuple pilots dead and bloated wrong, So
single wong. Yes, I wonder if Nightmare is saying this.
Oh no, I didn't realize it was.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
Dead and look, Okay, if you want Stone Temple Pilots
dead and blow over what trying not to get killed today,
Stone Table Pilots, Wow, text the letter S for Stone
to eight four four.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Nainety five fifty. Get the vote in Ker because it's
a very close race. It's like a two point so
let's go eight four four ninety five fifty is Rock
ninety five to five. Oh, I can't wait till October.
I'm going to a secret location for a secret Motley
(48:48):
cruise show in early October. I know, I know where.
The location is amazing, but it's a secret. So anyway,
well we don't know. We can't tell anybody. I know.
But like s it's the Millort, Okay, that's true. It's flowing.
The Lord is hitting. Okay, Oh god, it's disgusting. Today's
Request Wars theme was a band that you didn't really
(49:12):
like so much. Maybe you hated this band all of
a sudden something changes and now you love this band.
It's usually you see them live with both of you guys.
It was you saw them live for our champion, Michael.
It was Stone Table Pilots from Maris. It was Avenge
sevenfold and we have a winner. I would like to
say This is one of our maybe most voted on
(49:32):
Request Wars ever, and the winner is it was three
votes difference.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Out of hundreds of votes, three votes different Wow. Thank
you for your votes.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well done.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
You guys are going back and forth. I love it.
That means songs. Yes, let's go Rock ninety five five.
It's Rock ninety five to five. Good morning, Auntie Taylor Show,
How you feeling? Ninety five minutes commercial free. I have
a baby kidnapped. Somebody's chuck I did. I did a kidnap,
you guys. I went down the hall to uh Kiss FM,
(50:11):
and my girl Paulina, her little baby's here boop helo
gig and she's holding a poop pillow and she's so
cute and I'm booping her at boop boop wowoo boo boop.
This show, Oh my gosh, my ovaries. Let's go to
the head of all the roadies, the secretary of the show.
(50:32):
It's my baby daddy Jay the gay j.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Check gonna hate me after this though.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Cout me a check. You can't say anything bad to
me when I'm holding a baby. So there's no report today, Yeah, yeah,
there's no report in that case, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Listen this morning. We just started that. By eight thirty
six am, you'll know if you're gonna have a bad
day or not.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Now.
Speaker 10 (50:55):
Oddly enough, here on the show, we tend to know
it's five am, depending on how our anti charges and
to the studio. And if she demands that no one
looks at her, why her cup of coffee and Marvi's
aren't hot and ready for her? She starts a sentence
with so, last night I got into a fight with Jason,
And of course she announces that she brought in my
lord and expects the other two guys to drink it.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, and they did. Yeah, we're having a great morning.
We're all.
Speaker 10 (51:20):
Give me a couple of hours. You'll find out.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Mike, Baby, I had some lord, go ahead, what else
do you have?
Speaker 10 (51:28):
This happens also it's a day that ends in day
and it's been like two weeks. So Angie fired up
the man hating machine once again today to air some
of her how I would change my husband list. Well,
her list happens to be longer, her list happens to
be longer than a CVS receipt. But one of the
tackle points on it was not him, not leaving half
empty water bottles all around the house, so it's just
(51:50):
fine when she leaves her empty wine bottles lying everywhere.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Okay, I put those in a recycling bin, thank you
very much. Go ahead.
Speaker 10 (51:57):
On top of that, she wants him to go to
cuddle class, even though he suffers from restless limb syndrome,
and she'd rather have him suffer under the weight of
her body than and let his foe arms die.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well, it's it's it's fine. I love him, Yeah, Astra Marris.
Speaker 10 (52:11):
He apparently has three left feet, and we could just
cut one of those offs. He could probably learn how
to dance.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
And I learned that about you today. I didn't know
that you didn't know how to dance. How to dance? Oh,
that's too bad, they say.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
Mike should probably just throw his phone into the lake
so could swim with the divvy bikes and his wife
would be happy for once.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, she wants me to stay off the phone so much.
Get off the phone and phone. That's throw your bike
in the lake. Don't do that. I don't know why
people are doing that. Now, when where can we find
your I'm sorry, I'm so distracted. We can tell can
you guys, hear my uterus swelling right now? Can you
hear it? Like?
Speaker 10 (52:54):
Doesn't it like deflate after like you hit a certain age?
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Shut up, don't squash her because it's a raisin. Now.
Where can we find your notes every day?
Speaker 10 (53:04):
You could find my notes on rocketety five to five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tap.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yes, and if you miss anything, please check out the
podcast The Antie Taylor Show wherever you get your podcasts,
but especially on the free iHeartRadio app. She's gonna eat
my finger right now, you guys, It's probably not good
for you. I don't Oh no, boy, baby.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
It's time for the ten o'clock Toast on the Angie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am, Joiner at toast,
dumbfellow show.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Tugget chug it like infamel. This should be interesting. Baby,
just ate my face. She's trying to eat my face,
you guys. Today's ten o'clock Toast goes out to babies
and what did babies do? Specifically? They're cute? Do you
know what the cutest thing in the whole wide world is?
If you say baby fee baby feet? You know why?
(54:00):
Because there should be a buffet that just serves baby feet,
and I would eat it all day, so cannibalism. She
tries to try to eat my face, but baby feet,
because it's the only time in life where they're just
like cute and soft and they're not stinky and they're
just cute and a baby feet. A few minutes, I
just gonna say she grabbed my boob and I'm like, girl,
(54:23):
are nothing in there. That's happens when dry.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
I got a feeling there's going to be a baby fart,
and then you're gonna have a whole different idea about this.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Is going That would be cute if it was a
baby fart of my leg's getting cold. Yeah, yeah, Like
I think she would did a little peepy. But that's
okay because you're a baby. Babies are so cute, you guys.
I'm not denying that you don't have to have any
I'm just saying they're cute. Like I get to give
this baby back in about five minutes, but like, oh
(54:55):
I did a kidnap today. Yay. Babies, you're about to
be on the list. You're going to kind of list. Oh,
there's so many police here right now. I probably shouldn't
have said that that burger. We're gonna have to make
sure the baby gets back to the parents. A baby.
Gigi was a guest star on the show today, so
(55:16):
shout out to baby. Oh she's tired. She doesn't want
to do the show no more. I'm tired too, Okay, okay, Baby.
I mean, I feel like I need people to see
this side of me. You know, like I am a
hardened criminal and I say evil things all day, but
(55:39):
I am also a mama and does a baby. Oh
my god, I love a baby. I just don't want anymore.
I told my husband, you know, like I can't have
them anymore. Really, but when I could, I was like,
if I get pregnant again and just throw me down
the stairs. It's a beautiful bait. She doesn't know what
I'm talking about. She does. She looked at me like
safe your mama and I used to get hammer your
(56:05):
mama and I we ran these streets. Baby. Amazing, it's
amazing that you came now in that like fifteen years ago,
when it was real mama had some restraint. Thank you
so much for listening. Uh, if you are going to
have a baby, and she's a beautiful name. Actually, it's not.
(56:25):
I don't name it that not in fashion anymore. You
don't want no. But if you're a demure, classy mother,
name it something nice like Mariah, Mikayla. It was it shade, Yes,
okay cool. I just wanted to make I just gave
you guys your girl names. Maris is already your female name.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
It is.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yes, girl is named Maress. Oh my god, over this.
I don't remember. It's from Frasier and from Cheers. The
wife that's not Maris? Yes, it is?
Speaker 2 (56:57):
And what is it you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (57:01):
The wife on freezer? It wasn't Mariss. It was something
like this wife. Niles's wife was not Marius. It was
something nile wife. I can't wait to get on the Google.
Or are you on it? Michael looking Niles? MICHAELA what
what was Mars Niles's wife?
Speaker 7 (57:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (57:18):
It is Maris with one R. Maris Crane. Your daddy
is a Liar's cut me a check. Say the words
into the microphone. Walt is next? What is Oh? You
were right? Thank you. I can admit when I'm wrong,
(57:40):
I know, unlike some people. I just wanted to hear it.
Thank you. I was wrong. Oh that hurts so good.
I was wrong. Okay, Oh, I gotta change the baby diaper.
Thank you so much for listening. Walt is next, I'm
going to change his diaper too. Wow. Ninety five minutes
Commercial Free, still going on Rocket ninety five five I've
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It's the Angie Taylor Show. Thank you so much for listening, Roadies,
How you doing, Roadies? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Maras?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Good morning? Good morning, Good morning, Mike, Mike, Mike, fabulous.
Oh wait, fabulous, Yes, yes, how are you? How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm feeling great. It's feeling a little overwhelmed because everything
is so new and different and fun. But I mean
I'm loving it. I'm enjoying myself in the big fun city.
This is a great city. You weren't kidd It's.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
The greatest city on earth. I'm not even joking when
I say that. I've lived in a lot of places.
Chicago is the best. All right. Thank you for being
here with us today too. We love you roadies. Today
on the show, we got tickets to corn Incubus tickets.
We got is White Sox Wednesday. Of course we'll have
a four pack for you. Uh you know, watch their
playoff run starting in twenty five exactly. Texas College said
(01:02):
anytime eight four four ninety five fifty gonna be another
gorgeous day seventy seven and sunny on the greatest city
in earth that is us Chicago. All right, let me
tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Here's what's up. Oh, here's what's up. I'm on my
way to work this morning. Now, i live like a
block west of Western, just west of Western, driving down
Western barricades on every single street, really yes, going east,
like into the West Loop, and I'm like, what the hell,
I'm like, is this DNC already like all the way out?
(01:41):
Because it wasn't supposed to be that wide. I come
into work and I find out it wasn't the DNC.
There's an escaped Mississippi inmate. What who was located here
and is in a current standoff with us? Marshalls, Will
you're gonna come to this city. You're gonna run away
from Mississippi. He's a murderer who left his proceedings and said, hey, Chicago. Yeah,
(02:04):
so he is holed up by himself in a West
Side restaurant in the twenty three hundred block of West Madison.
You're gonna come to the place where every single cop
on earth is right now, seriously, not a smart idea.
So he's not far from the UC where the Democratic
National Convention is being houled. I don't know if they've
got him yet, but he's a badman. That's crazy. There's
(02:28):
a badman out here. All right. I'm very excited about
this Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight. Oh really, me too,
love Tyson. So November fifteenth, Jake Paul's going to fight
Tyson on Netflix in what's expected to be the most
watched fight of the year. Guess how much, just yes,
how much is Jake Paul getting paid for this fight?
(02:48):
Fifteen mil? Uh, sixteen mil forty nice forty million, forty
forty million. He's making forty million for that fight.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't know what Tyson is making better be getting eighty,
but they're saying it's clear that it's clear that it's
likely over a thirty million. So Jake Paul is making
more possibly than Tyson for this fight. We all do
We all just want to see Jake Paul get knocked out.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yes, okay, we hate them go please?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
All right? How fun would you say your state is
I mean, are you a top ten state, a bottom
ten or middle of the pack. What do you think
Illinois ranks in there? Believe it or not. The number
one most fun state according to this poll is Florida.
I think Disney World has a lot to do with that. Really,
it's all funny games until you're a Florida man and
(03:41):
your buckshot goes. The rest of the ten most fun
states are California. California's fine, that makes sense, Nevada, well,
Vegas is fun, New York, Colorado, Illinois, High Texas, Washington, Minnesota,
and Louisiana. These are all states of Oh. I feel
so blessed right now?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So cool?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You loveing in Texas?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh not Texas, but uh Colorado, Colorado, Washington, Louisiana. You
said Louisiana, right, yes, yeah, that's a cool state and
how fun. Minnesota wasn't fun for me, and now the
best one. It was not that fun for me. It's
a great state, a great place to raise kids. It's
not good if you're single and trying to date when
you're twenty two.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh yeah, broh, not good. Yeah, not fun. Hey, that's
what's up for your day? Thanks for rocking with us.
Today Rock ninety five five. We' Rock ninety five to five.
So nothing but a good Time. There is a Paramount
Plus hair metal docuseriies called nothing but a Good Time
about all the eighties hair metal bands like def Leppard,
(04:45):
doc In Awesome Kicks, Wasp, all of that stuff. That's yes, Wasp, Yeah,
it's based on a book, but that is coming out.
That sounds amazing like all the eighties hard rock and
glam metal interviews from Poisons, Brett Michaels, Rat Stephen Pearcy,
like a whole bunch of people. So that is coming
to Paramount Plus. I cannot wait for that. Very cool,
(05:08):
just reliving the big old hair band days. All right,
thank you for listening. We're gonna tell you what happened
on this day. Our look back in history is next
Rock ninety five to five. I mean Beverly Hills is okay,
it's no Chicago, right, Roffy Yeah, Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning, It's the Anchie Taylor Show. Let's tell you
what happened on this day. Today is August twenty first,
(05:32):
twenty twenty four. On this day, August twenty first, nineteen
fifty nine, Jim McMahon was born. He's sixty five today,
the punky QB known as McMahon. When I get on
the field, I ain't got no plan. Of course, the
Bears veteran dealing with early onset dementshaw No, I know.
I get scared of that. Love Jim McMahon, Love, go ahead.
(05:56):
Not Those football injuries are terrible, Yes, very I mean,
I'm sure the early onset dementia was from all the
beatings he took during his football career, the CTE and
all of that. But love you, Jim McMahon. Yes, and
happy birthday, Happy birthday. On this day.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
In nineteen fifty nine, Hawaii was admitted as the fiftiest
state in the Union.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hawaii. That's a great place. Oh you just got married
in Hawaii. I did.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't like to fly, so when I was flying there,
I was like, there's no place that could be good
enough for me to fly seven hours. I'm fifteen minutes
into being into Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I was like, yeah, I'm not. His birthday, I totally
get it. His gorgeous. On this day, in nineteen ninety four,
John Denver was arrested for drunk driving after crashing his
Porsche into a tree in his Aspen, Colorado neighborhood. His
trial ended with a hung jury, even though his blood
alcohol level was zero point one two eight. His attorney
argued that a thyroid condition made the test unreliable. That's
(06:52):
a nice Is that? That's a nice? Try? Is that
a real thing? I don't know, but keep that in
my back pocket. Yeah, never know. Well, don't drink and try. Yeah. Oh,
and today's Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Florida man arrested after batching in home castration surgery weight
two of castration.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
More of these Florida men need to castrate themselves. I
think we'd be better off.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Why are you going to somebody's house to get castrated?
It's probably very expensive? Yeah, out of pockets? Why would
you do it in the first place? I don't know.
It's Florida? Okay, true, that's what happened on this day.
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five. Speaking of rocking with us, happy birthday to
(07:39):
Rock and Rob. Yes, one of our roadies called in earlier.
It says birthday today, Happy birthday to you. It's Rock
ninety five to five. Hell yeah, a little sabbath. Happy
a home dude, Angie Taylor Show, Good morning, Roadies, I
got some nerd news for you, Marason Sards. I don't know.
I feel like cartoon news kind of falls into the
(08:03):
nerd news category. I mean for the most part. Yes,
Like when you go to nerd Fest, do they have
like cartoon stuff there? Oh? Yes, anime and a ton
of anime. Yeah, just a ton of other movie.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Content and then obviously SpongeBob Avatar Last Airbender.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There's a ton. Okay, did you ever notice how many
cartoon characters have four fingers? Have you ever thought about that? Yeah,
it's a Disney character, Simpsons, Family Guy, SpongeBob, they all
do it, recurring thing. Yes, well they've been doing it
for a hundred years. Way back in the early days
of animation, characters like Mickey Mouse and Felix Akat had
(08:43):
four fingers because animators used circles when sketching their hands.
Five fingers looked odd on a circular hand, while Disney
once said it looked like a bunch of bananas. So
and another reason it's less work. Apparently, hand drawn animation
is very labor intensive. As you might know, are hard
to draw. Hands are hard to draw. For artists. Removing
(09:06):
a finger saved a little time and a little money.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hey hey, it's built a great system so far. Like
I notice it, but you don't care.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You don't get well, yeah, they're not wearing pants, you know,
Like none of these cartoon characters wear pants except SpongeBob.
Well he's got square pants. A third potential reason is
a lot of early cartoon characters were animals, dogs, cats, rabbits.
Now they have five digits, but the fifth one is
hidden further up the leg. So what animators? Yeah, I
(09:37):
guess so when animators gave them more human like hands,
maybe they figured they just go with four fingers because
there was four digits on a paw. That makes sense. Wait, yeah,
animal pauws only have four digits. Well, so like a dog,
you got your four little beans, but they have that
one like yeah, it's like a pseudo off. Yes, the
(10:00):
ankle exactly. This is why they can't have smartphones because
they don't have thumbs. I think they'd figure it out
if they they don't have opposable thumbs, you can't do anything,
my god, But I just thought that was kind of interesting.
I never knew the reason for it. I want another
reason they don't do the pants. Why are they naked?
(10:20):
I mean maybe it's cost saving freeballing. It's a great
life to be. How happy he is on a regular
baby need to happy naked?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
What's your favorite cartoon if you had one, like back
in the day, all tunes?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, there's what about.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Us freeballing on Ninja Turtles?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I was like family guy. I thought it was funny family,
but the old school Looney Tunes. I mean I learned
about classical music from and the humor was adult leaning humor,
you know. So my daughter was obsessed with it, like Shrek.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Remember I watched Shrek, Like the jokes were hitting me
but going over the kids heads. And I'm like, this
is brilliant, right.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
All the shots they were taking, like the other studios
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yes, children's cartoons in general, across the board, because even
like all the SpongeBob references, yeah, you go back and
watch it now.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I was like, wow, my daughter was obsessed with SpongeBob.
Like SpongeBob and Looney Tunes were the only two where
I'm like, yeah, I want to kick back and watch
this with you. It was awesome. It's awesome you and
your five fingers you have a great day. Today is
Rock ninety five to five, Rock ninety five to five. Home,
We're gonna get there, gonna beautiful today seventy seven and Sunnay.
Thank you for listening. So over the weekend last weekend,
(11:31):
I was in Jamaica for a wedding, right, beautiful wedding.
Jamaica in August is not the place you want to be,
the hottest place on earth. But it was a small wedding,
like sweet small, like fifty people just baking in the
sun outside. Yeah, very intimate, sweet love the couple. The
couple is up at the altar. We're all sitting there,
(11:53):
you know, watching the wedding go down. And the efficient
is a local like Jamaican man. Yeah, officiating this wedding.
Super sweet, really interesting. It was a short ceremony, thank god,
because it was eight hundred degrees. Did he have the accent, Yes,
of course. So we're watching this wedding and it gets
(12:14):
to the end of the ceremony and it's like they
say their vows and then he says he looks at
the groom and says, blah blah blah, but you own
her now, you own her, You own her. Man Every
girl that was sitting, including myself, is the that's a
(12:34):
statement in twenty twenty four. But all the men really
can't all the men really, that's right. I was like,
I like, I can't believe that the bride didn't flinch
at that. I'm sure she does not want to be
owned by her man, so I thought it was kind
of like whoa. It made me pause. Of course, my husband,
(12:54):
being a smart ass he is, was like, yeah, man,
we should get like renew our vows into so then
I own you. I'm like, no, bitch, but I want
to I want to talk about I want to talk
to the ladies. Ladies, you know the idea, the idea
your man owns you. But let's flip it. Let's flip it,
(13:15):
and ladies, ladies, if you could make your man do anything,
you don't own your man. But like, let's say you
could make your man do anything. There's something about your
man that drives you crazy that you wish you could
like change, Like I want him to do this in
the house. I want him to do this for me,
for instance, because my husband asked me that question, like
(13:37):
I'm already doing the hand thing. For instance, because my
husband asked me He's like, okay, so you owe me, like,
what are you gonna make me do? I'm like, oh,
I'm immediately sending you to cuddle class cuddles because my
husband is not a cuddler and I love a little
like cuddle little spooty like we're watching TV, you know,
little noo. But he is very herky jerky, get away
from me. He just he's very twitchy, herky jerky leg
(14:01):
you know, he's not a good cuddler. Oh my arm's dying,
you know, if it's under my lesson, that's a real Yeah.
There's ways, Yeah, there's ways to close to make cuddling
a lot more easier. Actresses high there's something you can
put a pillow. I don't care what it is, but
I would make him go to cuddle class. So I
(14:21):
want to know from the ladies, talking to the ladies,
what would you make the man do change.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I have a few access that would have absolutely taken
me to dance classes.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yea dance there you go. You're not a good dancer.
I'm terrible three left feet. I'm taking your black cart. Okay, Mike,
do you think there's something that your wife would love
to make you do? This? Yeah, like you and I.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You know, you guys in the room know our lives
revolve around our phones, yes, because of what we do.
So she would want me to stay off my phone
a little bit more chill on the phone.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Sure, I bet you anything. To a Maris, some of
the ladies in your life would be like, get off
the damn xbox or whatever PlayStation. Never been a complaint.
Never you got to get you a gamer girl, that's what?
All right? So ladies, they don't own us. What would
you make your man do? Though? What is the thing
that you you love him? You love this man? Oh,
(15:19):
you love him, You're married, you're in a relationship, whatever
it is. But you want to change just one thing,
just one thing? What is it? Eight four four ninety
five fifty. I'll give somebody tickets to Incubus. Call right
now with your answers. Eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty. Iraka on your Wednesday and She Taylor Show,
thanks for listening. The wedding I was at in Jamaica
(15:41):
over the weekend, past her you know, looks at the
groom and says you own her now after the house,
after the bout, and I'm like, oh, every girl in
the place was like, what the hell he just saying?
But you know, like, let's play with it. Let's say
you have the ownership here. You get to control everything.
There's something about your partner that maybe drives you nuts,
(16:03):
or there's something that you know your partner is sick
of you doing a bad habit something, What is it?
Let's talk to Joe from Glen Allen.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Joe, Hi, Hi, Okay, your partner would change? What about you?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, I like to play video games, you know, I
find it relaxing, like reduces my anxiety. And she's you know,
she's always complaining about video games because they hate it
when you're happy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So wait a minute, I'm wow. They hate it when
you're happy, you're saying women hate it when you Yeah,
women hate it when you guys are happy. We don't
hate it when you're happy. We love you so much.
We want to Joe. We just want to spend time
with you. That's because we love you. We want to
hang out with you, and you're over here. We want
(16:53):
you to play with us, not the game. What if
you could do both. We're off the video game.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
You don't want to play, you know, it's only when
we're happy that you want to play oh.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Wow, or when you're watching sports or yes, doing man things.
They sends it, what is the video game of choice? Curious?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Uh got to say call of Duty?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well duty, well bang bang, Mmm, she wants to play
with your gun. Let her play with it. Joe, thank
you for the call. Have a great day. Everybody hanging
the line. Somebody's gonna get tickets to Incubus. They hate it.
We hate it when you guys are happy. We hate it.
Let's go do a Katie from Michigan City, Hi, Katie, Hi,
(17:38):
good morning, good morning. Okay, what would you change about
the partner?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Well, during that time of the month, My partner always
you know, obviously it's hard to smile when you're in
pain like cramps, and she's always telling me, like, just smile,
so my pain during the month, and I would have
him feel what I feel so that you can smile
through that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I love that song. If you guys could only experience
the hell that is that time of the month. It sucks.
It's painful where we feel fat, we're bloated, we're crampy,
we're moody, you know, and then y'all are like just smile,
eat a d Okay when a stranger says, just smile,
(18:28):
hang on line, Hang on, Katie. Let's go to Pamela
from Wonder Like, Hi.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Pamela, Hello, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay, what would you change about the partner?
Speaker 8 (18:39):
The procrastinating? When you ask them to fix something, you
want it fixed. You don't want to wait six months.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Fix it, Dear Henry, dear Henri.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
When you fix it yourself, it's like, well you didn't
fix it myself, right, I want the way around.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Then they're mad like, oh you did it the wrong way.
Yeah you can't. You don't know how to change the
light ball by change day. Don't be mad at me. Pamela,
good one, Hang on, Let's go to lunchbox, high lunchbox,
good morning, good morning. Is this something you change about
your partner or there's something they change about you?
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Uh, definitely change about myself.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What is it.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Since there's nothing really to change about my wife? She's
my best friend?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I know
I love it.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
But what is it recently?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Two months ago?
Speaker 9 (19:30):
You know, I lost my dad, so I take a
lot of things personally. Yeah, anytime that's like recognized or acknowledged,
kind of take it to heart. I mean, she is
my kryptonite, so it's like it's a double whammie on that.
So yeah, definitely would change that so I can actually growth.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, you know what, I'm sorry about your father, But
you're going through a hard time, you know, And yeah,
the motions are right under the surface when you're going
through something like that. But don't be too hard on yourself,
you know what I'm saying. Like you're going through it,
you got to go through it. So I totally agree.
(20:09):
And I'm glad you love your wife that much. She's
your best friend. That's that's the way it should be.
Hanging on the line, lunchbox, let's go to dominic from Indiana?
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Tom, how's it going going great? Is this something you
change about yourself or that you change about your partner?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Probably some of my partners want to change for myself.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What is it? I work too much? I know that problem.
What do you do for work? I do traffic control? Oh, Blake,
I'm on.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
I'm on the night shift right now, so I work
like seventy ninety hours a week.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Wow, you do air traffic control?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Now?
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Traffic control like doing like expressway barrels and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh wow, so you worked. She thinks that you work
too much. Yeah, you do.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
You feel like time for she says, I ain't got
enough time for family and you know, other things.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh, that's hard because you're providing and you're working and
you gotta work. I mean, that's really hard when your
partner is like, God, you're working all the time. It's like, well,
I don't have a choice. I don't have a choice.
It doesn't mean I don't love you. It doesn't mean
I don't want to spend time with you. I don't
have a choice, especially at night shift. Yeah, it's a
rough life, dominic. Hang on for a second. Let's go.
(21:21):
Can we go back to Katie from Michigan City.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
Hi Katie, Hi Katie, I'm giving you tickets to incubers.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Oh my gosh, y thy.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hopefully you're not on your pyramid during the.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Time Raise the Lord.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I am not. Thank you Coheed and Cambria. It's this
weekend at All State Arena. You and your man have
a great time. Okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Thank you, thank you for listening. Hang on the line.
We'll get all your info anybody else that wants to
go ticketmaster dot com. Thank you to Live Nation Rock
ninety five to five, ninety five to five, Auntie Taylor Show.
Let's go, go go. What socks It's White Sox Wednesday.
It's a little late to go in the season now, Maris,
(22:08):
what bet watch your mouth? Watch it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm gonna bop you in the mouth being so tremendously terrible.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
We lost yesterday to the San Francisco Giants one to four.
Play San Francisco today at two forty five. Oh, by
the way, we just set another milestone. The White Sox
are sixty seven games under five hundred for the first
time in franchise history. You got white second history. Come on,
you know that's not a you go yay, You're gonna suck.
(22:41):
You'll be number one. It sucking. I mean the biggest
suckers that ever sucked. They still got time to make
this record even better.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Hey, August thirty is Star Wars Night, Star Wars Day.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Maris, you want to go to the game? Ooh, I
think I'm washing my hair.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Was course to White Sox. Listen, I understand this is
a historic here for our White Sox, but as white
Sox fans as Chicago sports fans period, we know that
we stay by our teams through thick and thin. That's
a lot of thick were I thought thick was the
winning it. I think we're thinn right now. We're very
(23:21):
thin right now, our record is thin, but we we support.
It's still beautiful, it's still summer and going to a game.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Nice little bear, you know, I'll hang out.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's the best. It's the best. Looking forward. Twenty twenty
five White Sox season tickets are you know? All the
tickets are on sale right now. Get access to the
best seats, best value, biggest matchup savings on single games
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Speaker 2 (23:48):
Let's go, man, It's never too soon to talk about
next season five.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's our year plan. The parade bitches, Okay, I have
tickets for you, White Sox fans, not White Sox hate
is like a certain gentleman, he's gonna get bocked in
the face. White Sox fans. I have tickets. You want
a family four pack? Four pack of tickets. You don't
have to take your family. You could take your three friends. Yeah, yeah,
(24:13):
you can take three girls. You take three boys. Four
pack is awesome. It's just two. Well, it's the White Sox, Honny.
Oh they got room?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
They got room? Everybody comes through. I love my White Sox.
It's just again a historic here eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five point fifty caller eleven. I'm gonna hook you
up with tickets to the greatest season of baseball ever,
rock ninety five to five, A rock at ninety five
to five. Love it. Good morning, Happy home Day. You're
(24:45):
gonna be a seventy seven today, beautiful day. Let me
talk to Cassandra from Wheaton. Cassandra, the one nayad name
the movie Hell. Yes, Cassandra, the White Sox tickets. My girl,
you're a White Sox fan. Absolutely yeah, ride or die?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Man, I would be this owned if I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Of course, of course we ride for our team, even
though it's real hard. It's a hard ride. I don't
want to go. I don't want it. I don't even
wear the seatbelt anymore. Just let it crash.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, but Cassandra, you got a four packet tickets to
a White Sox game. Yes, so much, Thank you so
much for listening. We love you, absolutely love you all right, good,
I'm glad somebody loves me. Yay, there's a lot of
people that love you. Oh stop it, Cassandra, think you
(25:45):
hang on the line. We'll get all your info and
hook you up for the game. You know, I just
being a sports fan. You gotta be a fan. You
gotta ride. Yeah, I been through it. You're a Detroit
Lions fan. It happened. Minnesota Vikings fans, come on, please
like you gotta love your team. You gotta love your team.
I'm a White Sox fan. I'm a Bulls fan. We're
(26:05):
going through a moment, you know, come on, Bulls like
being five hundred right now. Anyway, anyway, it is time
to send in your texts, beautiful rodies. Whatever's on your mind, thoughts, comments, questions, concerns,
whatever it is, send it in. We love knowing what's
going on with you. Shout outs, whatever it is, what's
(26:26):
going on with you? Text us right now. Eight four
to four, nine, five ninety five fifty. I love to
read your text every single day, and we are reading them.
Next rock ninety five to five. Let's take some calls
from a request line. Okay, number one, we're a light
on the text today, What the hell? Eight four four
(26:47):
ninety five fifty Usually we have eight thousand. Let's do
these texts. Seven seven three you guys are awesome. You
guys rock, Thank you, thank you. Three one two Angie
is hot. I sent that because I was casting to
see if the text were working. Yeah, I want to
see if the text reworking because we were We have
usually a hundreds of texts, and it was just like,
(27:10):
is this thing on hell every day? Yeah? Eight one five,
Good morning, Angie, big m m Mike, you guys rock.
I was one of the winners of the Metallica tickets
for the Sunday concert. I just want to shout out
the fellow roadies that we were sitting with that also
won tickets from your show. What an awesome time it was,
is Mike from Bloomingdale.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
That show was fire, literally, Yes, and the whole stadium
was all our listeners, the whole stadium because we're the
only station that plays Metallica.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
After I gave away all those tickets, it felt like
everybody in there was from Rock ninety fives.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
For two years we were giving away Metallica tickets. You
got two years of paperwork to send people their tickets.
It was a lot, but I'm happy that the listeners
got to enjoy it. Yes, it was a great time.
Bob the head roady of almhas great morning. Welcome to
Michael Mason's Wacky but wonderful, wicked never Wanting Wednesday. Oh wow,
(28:08):
thank you. That's a mouthful. It is a mouthful. I
love you, Bob, Daddy Bob. I was complaining one time
that my dad is absent, and so Bob said he
would be with my dad. Oh so that's my papa.
I'm careful. I think a lot of people would want
to be your daddy. Well that's different. People signed up.
There's a difference between a father and a daddy. True.
Oh wow, Maris is my daddy. I'm sorry Jesus. Two
(28:31):
to four. I was driving home last night after helping
a friend move and I turned on the radio. Maria
Palmer seemed obsessed with talking about summer ween. She seemed
thirsty as hell. I know you, Angie, are a horny
little devil.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Two.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What is going on over there? I've rocked ninety five
to five? Is Maris spiking your coffees with Spanish fly
or something? Well, not Spanish fly? Yeah, Maria is newly single,
so she, of course summer ween on the menu.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm confused. I was trying to google it real quick.
What's summer ween? And how is that a horn? I
thought it was like Halloween summer, we're mixing the season.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's not spooky ween.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh no, she was talking about Halloween being mixed in
with summer ween.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh okay, so you just made it right.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
No, No, Halloween mixed with summer summer.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Ween like a July thing. She wasn't talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
No the d but but out of context, if you
came into that break a little bit late, you would
have assumed that she was talking about summer ween.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm over here going like, she's single, you know, she
wants to get on some ween. She's just ready for
spooky season. Well, I'm ready for the spooky ween, spooky ween,
spooky weeen season. Oh you can do it with your pumpkins.
You can carve a ween and your pumpkins. I'm so
glad you said carve. Yeah, you could do like dick
(30:01):
in a box. Yeah, yes, that is exactly what I
thought you were going to ween. I don't know that
Maria Homer in her dirty little mind, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Around here.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, obviously it's me because that's not her intent. But
shame on you, Maria, shame I am demure and classy
and elegant. Gosh, dem does Demir have one more week?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Lub? Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay, yes? One? Well probably no. I'm seeing this word everywhere. Yeah,
because it's there, people are talking about me. What does
dem mean? Just you know, very refined and elegant. Oh
that's me. I like that. I'm lated. Hell yeah, summer ween. Okay,
(30:50):
thank you for the text, all five of you? Thank you?
The hell's going on? What's up? Is next? Collective? So
Rock ninety five to five? Habit home? Nooo? How about
home Home day with your wien who wants to go
to see Corn? You and three friends? I have a
four pack of corn tickets. But you must keep me
(31:10):
alive and don't kill Aja. Calling out of play eighty
four to four not five five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Don't kill Angie is to choose your adventure game to
hopefully get Angie safely to Friday, big or fat, but
be careful. One wrong move We'll kill Angie, will Killie.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
And it's only on Rock ninety five five would be
a shame to make it to hump Day and then,
you know, not see the week through would be a shame.
I don't want to die today. Let me talk to
Jake from Monster. Hey, Jake, Hey, how's it going. How
are you today? I'm doing good?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Good? How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm great. I'm just trying to be that surprise onion
ring in your fries. Now, that's right. I'm hungry now, okay,
good Jake. You ready to play Don't Kill Angie?
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay cool. If you keep you alive today, you and
three friends or whoever you want, are gonna go to corn.
I love corn.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Here's corn, It's got the juice. All right, let's do it.
Take it away, Oren writer Berkeley's hero in a halfshell,
wearing his cassette tape shirt today, You're welcome. Cassette's going
into a toaster.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It's yes, Jake, and welcome to Don't Kill Angie.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
Today the show was chatting off air about Mike wanting
to go to the McDonald's University in the West Swoop
and try some of the international menu items. You can't
get these items anywhere else, So Angie is also going
to roll over to MCU and try something to see you.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
It's not the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's Mickey McDonald's. I
know you did stop flipping your nerds.
Speaker 12 (32:58):
Oh but Jake, the question for you is which menu
item should Angie try at McDonald's University. Should it be
the mc bacon roll from the UK or the mcspam
breakfast plata from Hawaii?
Speaker 10 (33:11):
Who?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
What's sounds good to you? What do you think?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
You know?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Said that the International? Probably the bacon from the UK, the.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Mc bacon, Yes, the mc bacon roll from the UK.
Speaker 12 (33:25):
A fine choice. Indeed, a fine choice. Indeed, Angie orders
and is digging in. This is delicious?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh god? Why doesn't she go here more often? Question?
It's right by her house man. That was yummy. She's
still hungry, though, and wants to try it. Dessert, she
sees the Malaysian mango mcflurry. Hell, yes to the mango
and ice cream. I love mango and I love ice cream.
My stomach doesn't love ice cream, but I love it.
(33:58):
Oh though, uh oh no, the ice cream machine is broken?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
What this happens at the International ones too?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Come on, man, gieus.
Speaker 12 (34:10):
Leaves the mick you and punches the Ronald McDonald's statue
in the face.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh she didn't get her dessert, but you know what
you got, Jake. No way, you did not kill angel.
You well done, Jake. Nice choice. Oh yeah yeah. I
was just in the UK and the food was I've
heard that. Yeah, mediocre, it's all brown. I didn't see
(34:41):
it vegetable for a week anyway, strangely accurate. Well, you
go to an Irish Irish pub or a UK pub
or whatever. It's all like de decried everything. Yeah, okay,
Jake from Munster. You are going to corn with three friends. Awesome,
it is awesome. Special guest goes your Ah yeah, mey,
(35:02):
you guys so much. You're so welcome. Hey, thank you
for listening Jake every day, every damn day, right.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Pretty much.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I just recently moved back from Arizona, so I just
started listening to the radio a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
So I listened to you guys on my way into work.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I love you for that. Welcome home, welcome back to civilization.
We love you, We love you, love you guys too.
Show is on Saturday, September twenty eighth, credit Union one Amphitheater.
Tickets at live nation dot com. For everybody else. You,
Jake and your three friends have a great time, and
thank you for playing Don't Kill and Joe, you should
(35:36):
also go play the lottery. Nice moves this morning, Nice
Moves Rock ninety five five. It's rop ninety five to five.
Good morning, Happy Wednesday. I have a home day. Listen.
Even if you're a morning person, you can admit more
can go wrong in the first few hours of a day.
They could go right, and then you're just ft for
the whole day. Right, just ruins it. They're the worst
(35:58):
For me is if I oversleep, Oh I can't. I
feel like I can't catch up all day. For me, yeah,
I feel like everything is off. According to a new survey,
the average person knows if their day is ruined by
eight thirty six am. You that would be two minutes ago.
So what ruined your day already? Like, maybe it's sleeping
(36:21):
past your alarm, or the coffee maker wasn't working, or
traffic is just a lot worse than usual. The average
person has four bad days per month forty eight per year.
Four bad days a month. I don't think that's that bad.
I feel like that's great. Yeah, I feel like I
don't know I have more than I feel like I've
(36:42):
been having more. I mean, you're already having a good
day because you're here with us. Hello. So how does
the average person know that the day is ruined? The
most popular responses we're waking up and feeling sick. That'll
do it, Sleeping terribly throughout the night, waking up with
a headache. I hate when I wake up with a headache,
and it's usually because I'm clenching. No, it's Mike's fault. No,
(37:06):
it's usually because of the clenching I do too. Yeah,
that's that's why I point it, because I knew you
did the mouthguard. Yep. Losing your keys, that'll do it.
For getting your phone at home. I have been laid
for work, and I'll be You know, I only live
three miles from work, but I'll be late for work
because I'll realize when I get to the parking garage
(37:27):
at work I forgot my phone. I will go home
and get it. Yep. Because I don't like that's how
it's an appendage, like I can't I feel like I
can't function without it. I feel like the world is
falling apart, and I don't have any notifications about it,
you know, running out of toilet paper, that sucks, for
getting your wallet at home, sleeping through your alarm, realizing
(37:48):
you forgot to plug in your phone the night before,
and you're on like one like yep, and stubbing your toe,
which always sucks. But then you have kids. You walk
on the legos first thing in the morning. That was
not the leg Thank you so much for listening A
ninety five minutes commercial free rock. Don't you love it? Yes,
we do it every single day. And that is next
(38:08):
Rock ninety five to five. It's rock in Naughty five
to five. That's ninety five minutes commercial free that just
kicked off. Thank you for listening. Hello, Angie Taylor Show.
Maris is here, Hey Marris, Mike tell Mike Big Mike. Hello,
Mike is brand new to Chicago. Just moved here a
few weeks ago, just in time for Lollapalooza. So cool,
(38:28):
perfect time. And you've done a lot of Chicago things.
You went to Lalla, you went to the Crosstown Classic.
You've been hanging. But there's one Chicago thing you have
not yet done. And I've been promising. I brought in
a bottle of Jepson's milort today, some alort.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I've been waiting for this. Yeah, everybody talks about how
bad it is. I don't think it's that bad. It
can't be that See, now.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
We may have oversold it because it is is not
like you're gonna go and order malort, like if you're out.
You know, I'm saying, but now like that you think
it's disgusting, you might not think it's that bad. I
happen to say it tastes like furniture varnish, you know,
like some something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
For me, it's really sour and like woodpair with like
a tangerine something or another.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
But like it's still just straight. It's not great. Yeah,
I gotta try to keep a straight face.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yes, you get this Chicago handshake which is a PBR
and THET. Yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna give you a
mallor thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So this is gonna I haven't seen somebody take them
a lord shot in a long time.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, so this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's your reaction as Angie is preparing the Jeffson's mallord
for Michael, why am I having some Let's go.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Because we're a family. We are you know, understand that
I wish I could give all the roadies one time
out a second. You handed me one with two cups.
There it is looking for the other one. Okay, okay,
are you ready? I'm ready, Michael Mason. Welcome to Chicago.
(40:11):
Che thank you, cheers. All right, get it, let's go.
Oh boy, oh he's gonna puke and thoughts. It's an aftertaste.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, the aftertaste isn't great. It sounds bad as everybody
made it sound low. I could drink this, you could.
What's it got a little in there, like a little
black liquorice taste or something.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Or Bigfoot's dick, that's what it is. I don't know.
I do taste that unusual botanical taste. Its bitter taste
is savored by two fisted drinkers. Hell yeah, well you
can really feel it going down. So yeah, first, that
bottle is yours. Thank you. So your first home home
housewarming gifts.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You said you have a guest coming in. Now you
have to introduce them to my lord.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, everybody that comes to Chicago. Now you are officially
a Chicago wan. Thank you. Congratulations. Show it in my esophagus.
Yeah right, you're gonna feel it later on the toilet.
You're just gonna feel it. It's this is not the
best thing in the world, but it's Chicago tradition like
none other. That's right. Welcome, thank you, We're happy to
have you. All right. Request Wars coming up in minutes.
(41:17):
I love today's Request Wars theme. You can always send
your themes in. You know, you pick a theme and
then Maris and Mike will battle it out. They'll pick
a song based on your theme. Eight four four fifty.
Send your themes in. Today's is good. We'll play next.
It's now time for Request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are
(41:38):
you sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we
should do that.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Repair your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real in about a second.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
On the Angie Taylor Show, Request before we get into
the song picks and everything. Today for Request Wars, we
just made Mike try Millort for the first time. Welcome
to Chicago. I can feel it, Joe, the Headrody of wrestling.
Millort is an alcoholic Ponzi scheme. Once you trick someone
into trying it, then they have to get five people
(42:07):
to try it too. That's the first thing I said, yeah,
actually that's very accurate. It's true. Another one seven and
eight said milord fits into yesterday's topic worst thing to
touch your mouth. Andrew from Algin said, this guy, Mike's
gonna have a bad day. Oh no, Whoopsie, All right,
enjoy your Milord. Okay, today's request wars. I love the theme.
(42:28):
The theme today, Michael Maris are playing. The theme today
is bands that you hated but all of a sudden,
you know, something changed and now you like this band. Okay,
that's interesting. Mike a one time champion. So Maris, you
are up first. What is your band that you used
to hate but now you like? I used to hate
(42:50):
even Sevenfold? Oh cool?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Merely on the process that I had a friend that
was a super fan. He would talk talk talk to
every time we met up. He telling me about Avenge Subfold,
and I was like, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
And Marie, being the contrarian that he is, if you
love something, he has to do the opposite.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
So of course there was a concert coming up. We
got tickets and I was like, all right, let me
do some research. And I was punching myself the entire
time because I was missing out.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You right, I just took a sip of Alord. Yeah
I didn't slam it, Okay, so yeah, then you love them.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh my god, I'm in love with Avenge and this
song particular, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, it's wild. Sometimes you can think you hate a
band and then you see them live in the live
show your mind man, Okay, Avenge sevenfold nightmare. If that's
your pick, text the letter A for Avenged to eight
(43:53):
four four ninety five fifty, which you got, mikey.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Uh mine the same exact thing I saw. I didn't
like their is it until I saw them live and
Scott Wiland walked out on stage with a megaphone anyway
sail and I was like, oh my god. From that
second I became a fan. I love Stone Pilotone Temple
Pilots Dead and Bloated.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, what a front man. Scott Wyland was legend stp
Dead and Bloated. If that is your pick today, text
the letter S for Stone Tumble Pilots S to eight
four four nine five ninety five fifty. I think everybody
(44:36):
can think of the band that they thought sucked. I'm
sure there's several, and then you see them live and
you're like, oh, when we were at Lollapalooza, didn't know
anything about chapelone. Saw chapelone, I'm like, WHOA, is it
fun to be blown away? It is? I love that,
and I love that for the band because now you
have a new fan. Lucky you. I like you now, okay,
a whole new one. They were waiting for me to
(44:58):
like them, and now I like them. Okay what you
did for Chapel Yeah, nobody liked her until then. From
the highest attended Lola Palooza show ever, Avenge Sevenfold, Text
the letter A to eight four four nine five five
ninety five to fifty Stone Tumble Pilots, Text the letter
S to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
ninety five minutes, Commercial Free, Still Going Rock ninety five
(45:21):
to five, Live Rock ninety five to five. Good Home Day, Morning, Roadies.
Hope your day in your morning is going fabulous so far.
Angie Taylor Show, Thank you for listening. Are you voting though?
Are you voting and listening? You should vote because we're
in Request Worse right now, and I love the theme today.
The theme of Request Wars is bands that used to
(45:42):
hate or didn't like and then all of a sudden,
something happens and now you love this band. It's usually
the live show with both Mike and Marris. It was, well,
you saw him live and then it changed everything that
can really happen. You're like, not into a band at all.
My daughter has dragged me to some weird ass concerts
and I'm like, I don't really know Pierce the Veil
and then I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, you know what
(46:04):
I mean. That's one. Then then you're like, Okay, now
I'm in. So today Maris is not our champion. Michael
is I don't have that is not the champion. Must
Michael the champion? Michael is the one time champion. Uh
(46:25):
so Maris is picked today. The band used to hate,
but now you love Avenge Sevenfold. Nightmare, I miss Nightmare.
Do you know about Nightmare?
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
All the day Wonders the Day One roadies know about Nightmare.
So what about usnoobies? Yeah, well I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
So.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
When we first started the show, we shused to get
a lot of jail mail. Keep on prison. They would
write me letters all the time that there was a
man named Nightmare. He was in Supermax Indiana. I believe
and we never heard from Nightmare in like two years.
I think he's dead. No, no, he is a tear
drop and all that I know. Something happened anyway, and
(47:11):
just jail boyfriend's Nightmare invested in somebody in Supermax. Well,
I don't know what he did. I need to hear
both sides, or you don't know what he is? Do
you hear both sides? It's called super Max? Okay, Yes,
he probably and he has a tear drop, so yes,
he's a murderer. Rest in peace, Nightmare. No, actually under
the jail, I hope you are a Nightmare. But anyway,
(47:32):
I don't want to say that because I don't want him.
Come get me, okay, and he got out, I don't
know what say, like, oh, I'm gonna see you. Okay.
If you want Avenge sevenfold, please text the letter A
to eight four four ninety five fifty A for Avenge
eight four four ninety five fifty Mike Mike Miyac has
(47:53):
picked today Stone tuple pilots dead and bloated wrong, So
single wong. Yes, I wonder if Nightmare is saying this.
Oh no, I didn't realize it was.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
Dead and look, Okay, if you want Stone Temple Pilots
dead and blow over what trying not to get killed today,
Stone Table Pilots, Wow, text the letter S for Stone
to eight four four.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Nainety five fifty. Get the vote in Ker because it's
a very close race. It's like a two point so
let's go eight four four ninety five fifty is Rock
ninety five to five. Oh, I can't wait till October.
I'm going to a secret location for a secret Motley
(48:48):
cruise show in early October. I know, I know where.
The location is amazing, but it's a secret. So anyway,
well we don't know. We can't tell anybody. I know.
But like s it's the Millort, Okay, that's true. It's flowing.
The Lord is hitting. Okay, Oh god, it's disgusting. Today's
Request Wars theme was a band that you didn't really
(49:12):
like so much. Maybe you hated this band all of
a sudden something changes and now you love this band.
It's usually you see them live with both of you guys.
It was you saw them live for our champion, Michael.
It was Stone Table Pilots from Maris. It was Avenge
sevenfold and we have a winner. I would like to
say This is one of our maybe most voted on
(49:32):
Request Wars ever, and the winner is it was three
votes difference.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Out of hundreds of votes, three votes different Wow. Thank
you for your votes.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well done.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
You guys are going back and forth. I love it.
That means songs. Yes, let's go Rock ninety five five.
It's Rock ninety five to five. Good morning, Auntie Taylor Show,
How you feeling? Ninety five minutes commercial free. I have
a baby kidnapped. Somebody's chuck I did. I did a kidnap,
you guys. I went down the hall to uh Kiss FM,
(50:11):
and my girl Paulina, her little baby's here boop helo
gig and she's holding a poop pillow and she's so
cute and I'm booping her at boop boop wowoo boo boop.
This show, Oh my gosh, my ovaries. Let's go to
the head of all the roadies, the secretary of the show.
(50:32):
It's my baby daddy Jay the gay j.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Check gonna hate me after this though.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Cout me a check. You can't say anything bad to
me when I'm holding a baby. So there's no report today, Yeah, yeah,
there's no report in that case, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Listen this morning. We just started that. By eight thirty
six am, you'll know if you're gonna have a bad
day or not.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Now.
Speaker 10 (50:55):
Oddly enough, here on the show, we tend to know
it's five am, depending on how our anti charges and
to the studio. And if she demands that no one
looks at her, why her cup of coffee and Marvi's
aren't hot and ready for her? She starts a sentence
with so, last night I got into a fight with Jason,
And of course she announces that she brought in my
lord and expects the other two guys to drink it.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, and they did. Yeah, we're having a great morning.
We're all.
Speaker 10 (51:20):
Give me a couple of hours. You'll find out.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Mike, Baby, I had some lord, go ahead, what else
do you have?
Speaker 10 (51:28):
This happens also it's a day that ends in day
and it's been like two weeks. So Angie fired up
the man hating machine once again today to air some
of her how I would change my husband list. Well,
her list happens to be longer, her list happens to
be longer than a CVS receipt. But one of the
tackle points on it was not him, not leaving half
empty water bottles all around the house, so it's just
(51:50):
fine when she leaves her empty wine bottles lying everywhere.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Okay, I put those in a recycling bin, thank you
very much. Go ahead.
Speaker 10 (51:57):
On top of that, she wants him to go to
cuddle class, even though he suffers from restless limb syndrome,
and she'd rather have him suffer under the weight of
her body than and let his foe arms die.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well, it's it's it's fine. I love him, Yeah, Astra Marris.
Speaker 10 (52:11):
He apparently has three left feet, and we could just
cut one of those offs. He could probably learn how
to dance.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
And I learned that about you today. I didn't know
that you didn't know how to dance. How to dance? Oh,
that's too bad, they say.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
Mike should probably just throw his phone into the lake
so could swim with the divvy bikes and his wife
would be happy for once.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, she wants me to stay off the phone so much.
Get off the phone and phone. That's throw your bike
in the lake. Don't do that. I don't know why
people are doing that. Now, when where can we find
your I'm sorry, I'm so distracted. We can tell can
you guys, hear my uterus swelling right now? Can you
hear it? Like?
Speaker 10 (52:54):
Doesn't it like deflate after like you hit a certain age?
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Shut up, don't squash her because it's a raisin. Now.
Where can we find your notes every day?
Speaker 10 (53:04):
You could find my notes on rocketety five to five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor tap.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yes, and if you miss anything, please check out the
podcast The Antie Taylor Show wherever you get your podcasts,
but especially on the free iHeartRadio app. She's gonna eat
my finger right now, you guys, It's probably not good
for you. I don't Oh no, boy, baby.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
It's time for the ten o'clock Toast on the Angie
Taylor Show. Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am, Joiner at toast,
dumbfellow show.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Tugget chug it like infamel. This should be interesting. Baby,
just ate my face. She's trying to eat my face,
you guys. Today's ten o'clock Toast goes out to babies
and what did babies do? Specifically? They're cute? Do you
know what the cutest thing in the whole wide world is?
If you say baby fee baby feet? You know why?
(54:00):
Because there should be a buffet that just serves baby feet,
and I would eat it all day, so cannibalism. She
tries to try to eat my face, but baby feet,
because it's the only time in life where they're just
like cute and soft and they're not stinky and they're
just cute and a baby feet. A few minutes, I
just gonna say she grabbed my boob and I'm like, girl,
(54:23):
are nothing in there. That's happens when dry.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
I got a feeling there's going to be a baby fart,
and then you're gonna have a whole different idea about this.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Is going That would be cute if it was a
baby fart of my leg's getting cold. Yeah, yeah, Like
I think she would did a little peepy. But that's
okay because you're a baby. Babies are so cute, you guys.
I'm not denying that you don't have to have any
I'm just saying they're cute. Like I get to give
this baby back in about five minutes, but like, oh
(54:55):
I did a kidnap today. Yay. Babies, you're about to
be on the list. You're going to kind of list. Oh,
there's so many police here right now. I probably shouldn't
have said that that burger. We're gonna have to make
sure the baby gets back to the parents. A baby.
Gigi was a guest star on the show today, so
(55:16):
shout out to baby. Oh she's tired. She doesn't want
to do the show no more. I'm tired too, Okay, okay, Baby.
I mean, I feel like I need people to see
this side of me. You know, like I am a
hardened criminal and I say evil things all day, but
(55:39):
I am also a mama and does a baby. Oh
my god, I love a baby. I just don't want anymore.
I told my husband, you know, like I can't have
them anymore. Really, but when I could, I was like,
if I get pregnant again and just throw me down
the stairs. It's a beautiful bait. She doesn't know what
I'm talking about. She does. She looked at me like
safe your mama and I used to get hammer your
(56:05):
mama and I we ran these streets. Baby. Amazing, it's
amazing that you came now in that like fifteen years ago,
when it was real mama had some restraint. Thank you
so much for listening. Uh, if you are going to
have a baby, and she's a beautiful name. Actually, it's not.
(56:25):
I don't name it that not in fashion anymore. You
don't want no. But if you're a demure, classy mother,
name it something nice like Mariah, Mikayla. It was it shade, Yes,
okay cool. I just wanted to make I just gave
you guys your girl names. Maris is already your female name.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
It is.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yes, girl is named Maress. Oh my god, over this.
I don't remember. It's from Frasier and from Cheers. The
wife that's not Maris? Yes, it is?
Speaker 2 (56:57):
And what is it you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (57:01):
The wife on freezer? It wasn't Mariss. It was something
like this wife. Niles's wife was not Marius. It was
something nile wife. I can't wait to get on the Google.
Or are you on it? Michael looking Niles? MICHAELA what
what was Mars Niles's wife?
Speaker 7 (57:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (57:18):
It is Maris with one R. Maris Crane. Your daddy
is a Liar's cut me a check. Say the words
into the microphone. Walt is next? What is Oh? You
were right? Thank you. I can admit when I'm wrong,
(57:40):
I know, unlike some people. I just wanted to hear it.
Thank you. I was wrong. Oh that hurts so good.
I was wrong. Okay, Oh, I gotta change the baby diaper.
Thank you so much for listening. Walt is next, I'm
going to change his diaper too. Wow. Ninety five minutes
Commercial Free, still going on Rocket ninety five five I've
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