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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Here the wind.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes, good Monday morning is Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
What's up, roadies.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Auntie Taylor's show is on. Good Morning, Michael, Hello, Good morning,
prison Tech, prison Ted running the board today. Maris is
not here. Maris is on a plane right now to Zenzabad.
He said, you got a text from him that said
I landed in Paris. Yes, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Landed in Paris at two o'clock in the morning. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Did not see that text until I woke up. But whatever,
He's on his way, so I hope he's gonna have
a great time. He is not here this week, but
we got it. We got a man today on the show.
We got Dane Cook at the Chicago Theater. We got
Till Linderman from Ramstuen at the Aragon. Take us to
go see some rock and roll man awesome. Yes, hope
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you had an amazing weekend. I hope you loved all
the football that went down over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yes, it's gonna be eighty two and sunny today. This
whole week is gonna be sunny, and it's starting to
get warmer.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And warmer and warmer. Summer's back.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's like the last hurrah. I feel like you can
text us call us at any time. Eight four, four, nine, five,
ninety five fifty. Let's tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day. Here's what's up.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, the Bear's one bar bars, I mean, Caleb Williams
had a little Rocky, did you, little Rocky?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I was wondering how you were going to say that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Little Rocky a little rough start, but thank god he
got bailed out by the defense, Tyreek Stevenson returning an
interception for forty three yards for the go ahead touchdown
to get the Bears a twenty four to seventeen win
over the Titans. Yesterday, Williams finished with fourteen of twenty
nine for ninety three yards fifty five point seven passer rating.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean, first game, first big game.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
All the reasons I love sports was yesterday. There was
a point there where we were like this hurts a
little bit, like this is gonna sting. You're down seventeen
to nothing at home, and then all of a sudden, they.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Pulled it out out, They pulled it out and on
a personal note, I beat Maris in fantasy football wow
for the weekend because we don't have anybody playing tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So hah. Did the husband win any money? I don't.
I don't know. You don't know. He won't tell me.
He broke evn. There he goes, he broke evan. He
broke evan.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Speaking of football, they're wondering who won the drake Kendrick beef.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This might settle it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Kendrick Lamar been chosen to headline the super Bowl halftime show.
He says music is still the most impactful genre to date,
and I'll be there to remind the worldwide they got
the right one. Although it's the first time headlighting, it'll
be a second super Bowl halftime show. He was part
of the hip hop theme show in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Super Bowl fifty nine goes down February ninth in New Orleans. Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I love Kendrick Lamar, Love love Kendrick. I don't know
if all of America understands Kendrick Kamarada or is down.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
His music's a little bit, it's not very It's less
mainstream than like les mainstream right, and it's like his
songs change tone in the middle and go a different direction.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think that could confuse people. His songs are amazing,
Oh they are. I just don't think that middle of
America knows enough about contract you. But yeah, I love him.
But whatever did you go see Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice this weekend?
It made one hundred and ten million dollars in its
opening weekend. That's the second biggest September opening of all time,
behind the first chapter of it, which is the sky
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Rid Clown.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't leg him. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, so's the third best opening of the year, behind
Deadpool and Wolverine and Inside Out too.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Do anybody see it? Because it looks good. I should have,
but it was too nice this weekend. I was outside.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm not sitting in a theater, and by the
time it gets crappy enough to sit in a theater,
it'll be streaming somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But it looks like it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So if you saw it, text me eight four four,
nine ninety five to fifty let me know how it was.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's what's up for your day.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ninety five to five Happen Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Help your weekend kick dass My Auntie Taylor show how
you Feel It. It was a little chilly this week. It
felt that nip in the air, little fall coming. But
this week it's going to be hot this week, so
just enjoy it. All right, We're gonna tell you what
happened on this day, Our look back and all kinds
of history is next Rock ninety five to five. Yes,
night and Nails always sounds good. Happy Monday, Rock and
(04:31):
ninety five to five. Today's September nine. Did you know
that September ninth is the most common birthday in the
United States.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, The top.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ten are all between the ninth and the twentieth of September,
because if you count backwards forty weeks, you get the
holiday service banging it out, Wow, Christmas, New Year's all
that stuffs.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hence all the Virgo babies out here.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Let's tell you what happened on this day. Like I said,
today is September ninth, twenty twenty four. On this day,
September ninth, nineteen sixty six, Adam Sandler was born. He
is fifty eight today, the actor of all your favorite
dude movies.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I guess I was trying to find an Adam Sandler
line to say, but there's so many of them, so
many good ones.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Shoo exactly, That's what I was going to do, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
In nineteen seventy one prisoner seized control of the maximum
security Attica Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York, beginning a
siege that ended four days later in a disastrous raid
where the cops killed ten hostages and thirty nine inmates.
Four other people also died during the rioting.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
At a cu at. Is that why people say sometimes
like that? Yes, that is exactly what. Look at me
learning things on this day.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
In nineteen ninety five, the Sony PlayStation was released in
the US, and we never saw our husbands or boyfriends
again after that station.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Florida Man, Florida Man fed up with the potholes, plants,
banana tree in the middle of the road, I mean
gets attention and it's Delicious's the whole tree?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh, it's kind of distracting something else in there. I
won't hit the pothole though, put the rats in there.
That's what happened on this day. Thanks for rocking with
us today on Rock ninety.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Five to five.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Rock ninety five to five, What a football weekend? It
was congrats to the Bears on a wind that knew
they barely pulled out. Thank you for the d Thank
you for the D.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah boy coming in, big call. Kayleb Williams a little shaky,
but whatever, we won.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, But Tyreek Hill helped lead the Miami Dolphins to
a comeback win against the Jags yesterday, but hours before kickoff,
he was on the ground in handcuffs just to block
away from the stadium.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Crazy. Details are still a little.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Sketch, but what we do know is that Tyreek was
pulled over for allegedly speeding.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Things escalated. He was cited for reckless driving.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't understand why that leads to handcuffs on the ground.
In a postgame press conference, he said, I was disrespectful
because my mom didn't raise me that way. I didn't cuss,
I didn't do any of that. I'm still trying to
figure out myself. Some of his teammates stopped on their
way to the stadium to see what was going on.
People trying to escalate the situation. Cales Campbell ended up
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in handcuffs too.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Why didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, Miami Day Police are investigating one of the officers
involved has been placed on administrative duties. And then he
went in and scored an eighty yard touchdown in the
third quarter, put his hands behind his back like it
was being handcuffs. Ah, that's the way to do the
touchdown dance. But that's kind of crazy. I don't understand
how you get pulled over for speeding and then you
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end up in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The body cam will tell the story eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, maybe, I mean hopefully, but that's what happened yesterday.
That happened yesterday. Tom Brady had his debut yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was okay. I thought it was okay. He sounded
a little nervous, but he'll I think he's going to
be good. He'll be good down the road.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I like about a player or ex player calling games
like that is they can talk more specifically about why
a quarterback is doing something or why.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Why the players are happening the way they're happening. I
find that more interesting. So I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He left one of the commentators hanging and there was
a lot of dead air, and the commentator's like, you're
gonna leave me hanging like that? So he but he
still knew it was his first big game. You know
how that goes. You're nervous.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You're nervous, tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And he's the goat, so I'm sure he'll be great
at it at some point. And plus he's getting paid
one hundred million dollars, so he better be great at it. Wow,
thank you so much for listening, Roadies. I want to
talk in a second about stupid injuries. Maybe your survived
avocado hans summer. We'll talk about that next Rock ninety
(08:47):
five to five. Yeah, blur on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
How you doing.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's the Angie Taylor Show. There's one good thing about
summer coming to a close. You're a lot less likely
to suffer avocado And what the hell is that? The
most popular months to slice your hand open while cutting
an avocado are April through July. Apparently the er gets
a ton of avocado hand over the summer. Interesting, so
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apparently so common, doctors have started calling them avocado hand injuries.
You can stab yourself cutting any fruit or vegetable, I mean,
but avocados are especially treacherous because most people hold them
in their hand while slicing them, and removing the pit
can involve hacking it and then twisting the knife.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I do that on a cutting board though insane. Yeah,
if I learned that, I'll cut my hand if I
screw around my right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The democratic demographic most likely to suffer avocado hand women
in their twenties and thirties. Obviously we're making all the
food you've learned. Yeah, I've learned my lasson. I've never
had it, but I just I don't know knives. But
I want to know about stupid injuries because I feel
like everybody gets an injury where you're embarrassed almost to
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tell somebody how you injured yourself, and you almost have
to come up with the cooler story about how you
got injured. For instance, I one time at a company party,
we were on a boat. I broke my wrist on
the boat doing the cupid shuffle.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I was in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I was in the er like I was in so
much pain. I broke both bones in my wrist damn,
like hardcore. I have a metal plate in my wrist now,
Like it was bad. And the doctor's like, what happened.
I'm like, I fell and he's like where I'm like
on a boat. He's like, what were you doing? Like
I was dancing. He's like, what was a song? I'm like,
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don't ask me the song. He's like, what was it?
I'm like, it was a cupid shuffle. Everybody laughed. All
the doctors and nurses had a good laugh over that one.
But what was the stupidest way you ever hurt yourself?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The dumb way?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You can admit it to us, We won't make fun
of you. I don't think anything's worse than the cupid shuffle?
Break your wrist eight four four nine ninety five, fifty
somebody will get tickets to see some rock and roll.
Tim Lindaman, frontman from oder Emstein Aragon, Happy Monday, Rock
and Rollers, Auntie Taylor Show Rock ninety five to five.
(11:14):
Hopefully you survived the entire summer without getting avocado hand
where you cut your hand. That's a big thing now,
Apparently I would feel very stupid walking around saying I
have avocado hand, I slice my hand off. But there
are a lot of injuries that you feel dumb about.
I want to hear about the dumbest way you got injured.
Let's talk to Terry from Oak Park, Hi. Terry four
(11:36):
foot hold on one second eight four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
If anybody wants to chime in, Terry, go ahead. Good morning. Ye.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
So this happened about a year ago. I was just
cooking in the kitchen and I dropped something on the floor,
and as I've been down to get it, I snacked
my forehead on the counter, which caused me to pretty
much fall backwards on my butt into something cold and liquidy.
And that's how I found out my dog had peede
in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh, you're lucky you didn't pass out in a big
pile of almost passed out and dog pee. Smack your
head fall backwards into dog pee. That sucks, Terry, Thank
you for the call that would see that would be
embarrassing to go to the doctor and be like, smack,
my head fell into dog pee. My bat, Sorry about
the smell. Yes, let's go to Matt from West Chicago.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Hi, Matt, Hey, guys, how's it going.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's going good? All right? What is the dumb embarrassing
way you got injured?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh my god, this is about as embarrassing as it gets.
It's high school in the eighties. Gym class. The main
floor has got volleyball going on, and the raptors. It's wrestling.
I didn't dress that day for class, so me and
another guy who didn't dress were just sitting around and
there was a railing and I was balancing myself on
the railing bringing my feet up, and he's like, dude,
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you better bring that back down. You're gonna go over
the edge.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I went over back first. Oh and literally, and now
I'm falling seventeen feet down to.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
A hard volleybold volleyball floor. Oh, my equilibrium is normally
never good.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Well, I managed to turn myself around and collab the
last hole of the railing, but then when my wrist
hits the cement, it made my hands let go, fell
down to the ground, hit my left butt cheek on
those rounded garbage cans.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
That you had in high school.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Oh yeah, it was clad. It was one of those
stories where by the end of the day in high school,
somebody came up to me like, did you hear about
the guy that fell off the balcony?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Was on drugs?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Did you? I'm like, on drugs? Did you break anything?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm like no, did you break like?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
No it was me and I was I wasn't ety drugs.
I was actually looking to get high, So no, it
wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But did you break anything?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
No, Luckily the garbage can kind of gushened by ball.
Believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I wish there was video of that, because I bet
it looked amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
No, it did.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I came about six instence from having an unused volleyball
poll going up my keyser, Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That would have been amazing that hang on, volleyball pull up.
But let's talk to Steve from Streamwood.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Hey, Hey, how's everybody going doing great? Okay? What is
the dumb way you injured yourself?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
So we were playing softball back in the early nineties
and we were on a shift and I was playing
over towards second base and literally a guy popped it up.
I ran over the first base to catch it, ran
over the base, my spikee broke and broke my foot
in half, lost the ball and sell into the fence
and chip the tooth.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh my god, you caught the ball, got the ball
that you broke your foot and chipped your tooth at
the same time at that same time, my god.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Breaking your foot no fun? Hang on, Steve, hang on,
Oh that sucks. Let's go to Andrew from Bellpow.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hey, Andrew, Hey, how's it going. It's going good? What
is it?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Way you injured yourself? Andrew?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I broke my wrist playing flag football.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
How so I decided to try and like get somebody
else's way.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
So that way, you know, the guy on my team
to head.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
At the ball, could you know, trying to throw a block?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, I went to throw a block and they thought
it'd be funny to try and block back.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And I ended up.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Going, you know, like ten feet in the air, and
as I was falling down, I braced with.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
My arm and that's well, that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's just natural instinct that when you're falling, you're going
to use your hand to break your fall and then
boom you break your wrists. Andrew, hang on, uh, do
we have somebody else here? I thought we had somebody
else here. Let's go back to Steve from Stream. What hey, Steve? Yes, Steve,
we're gonna give you the tickets today. Okay, awesome, Thank
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you so much. You're so welcome. Rom Steinman Front Mantil
Linda min at the Aragon Ballroom, Sunday, September twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Have a great time, okay.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Beautiful, Thank you. You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hang on the line so we get all your info
anybody else that wants to go. Tickets are on sale
right now Live nation dot com. Thank you for the calls.
It's Rock ninety five to five. It's the fool Burber
on your gorgeous Monday eighty two.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And sunny today. It gonna be sunny all week. I
love it.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You know, sometimes you go through a breakup and the
other person can become a little psycho, you know, a
little stockery, which is not fun. This happened in the Netherlands,
but it's so ridiculous that I needed to tell you
about it. This thirty three year old guy was sentenced
to four months in jail for stalking after showing up
at his ex'es home. But he didn't just like walk
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up to the front door. He shipped himself inside a
box to her address.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
But he emerged from the box, threatened her with a gun,
and then took off at the keys to the place.
He told the judge that having himself delivered in a
box was quote the only way to get in and
get my stuff back.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The woman put a camera in her home after the
whole box incident and caught him showing up at her
place three times. The guy claims he had permission for
the visits, but the judge didn't buy it. In addition
to jail time, he granted the woman a three year
restraining order. Do you put the holes in the box? Like,
how do you do that? How do you ship yourself?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Like a hamster?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, Like how do you ship yourself? You'd have to
have somebody helping, right, Well, do you put leg holes?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And you like know, because they would know there's a
person in there, like they they don't want to know
there's a person in there. You know, if you're gonna
ship yourself, you I guess you have to do it overnight.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
This sounds like something we could try.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Chris, No, no, no, no. Overnight shipping yourself in a box?
How stupid is that?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Like, I don't know if anybody's ever been stalked before
by an X.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like I've had axes, like show up at work. I
had one X. I Because you know, I'm very very open,
very transparent. I talk about break up. I've cried on
the air about breakups, but I was talking about how
I had broken up with this one guy it's over.
I was sad, I was crying, blah blah blah. He
calls my boss, the program director, and says, I need
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equal time, so put me on the air to tell
my side of the story. I'm like, this is not
a political race. You don't get equal time.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Lay right. You can get your own damn.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Show if you want to, like talk about it. But
I just thought that that was one I have never
heard before. Ship to himself to his ex's house inside
of a box. Don't do this. I would hope it
was overnight. I would hope, yeah, like I would hope
it was overnight. I would hope there were holes in it.
But whatever, Actually I would hope there were not holes
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because if you're that psycho, you get.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What you get. Don't do that. By the way, it's
Rock naety five to five. It's Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Happy Monday for roadies, Thanks for hanging out with us.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Auntie Taylor's show.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Maris is on his so far vacation for the next
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We got Prison Tad here producing the show Hat Prison
Tut Michael.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You over the weekend did some very Chicago centric things.
You went to the Taste of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yes, it was awesome. It was I had some of
the delicious cheesecake Eli's the cherry I didn't it was
a strawberry topping, but I that's what the lady got.
But then I got the Uh, it's like a sort
of like a popsicle. It's a cheesecake on a stick,
basically stipped in chocolate.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh yeah, it just sounds like a pudding pop. It
was so good, delicious, And we had eaten before.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
We were walking around and we got hungry, so we
ate before, which actually worked out because.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
The lines were so long. Yeah, I wanted to try it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Remember we talked about trying all these places and the
lines were like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So you only got to try Elis.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, we had just eaten, so we got the Elis
on the walk home and it was perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Right on ye, And then I saw you also were
looking for a place to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Well that's the thing that what you don't realize when
you move from the country to the city is not
a lot of places have public restrooms.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No do when they're like, nah, well you can't use that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I usually go to like Starbucks or something and end
up buying a water right, just so I'm doing something.
Or I'll go into a bar and have a shot
and then go to the bathroom, you know what I mean, Like,
just so it's like you're buying something.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Where did you end up going to the bathroom? We
ended up going to it's a the fire Firehouse restaurant. Oh,
the Firehouse. Did you eat there?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
We went there for dinner. It was really good, that firehouse.
Believe it or not. So I used to live directly
across the street. There's townhouses right there. I lived in
one of those townhouses. That firehouse lit on fire. I
want to say, I know, right, doesn't make sense. It
was a nasty fire and it took that place out
for like a year or two, I want to say,
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in the early like twenty tens, that that place let
on fire, which we were all.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Like, how's the firehouse on fire? Yeah, that's crazy, you
don't expect that. But the food is delicious. It was great.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It was great, And then it was just perfect because
we walked right back home through the taste and got
our cheesecake and was perfect.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then you were done. Very nice weekend for you,
all right, roadies. It's time for you to send in
your text. I want to know what you did over
the weekend. What's going on with you? Because I mean
you hear us flapping our gums all day, but we
also want to be in touch with you.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
What is going on with you? What's up? You got
any questions for the show, comments, thoughts?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Send them in right now eight four, four, ninety five
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We reach your texts every single day and we will
read them.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Next.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Let's take some calls from the request line. I'm calling
number one. Hey, thank you for the Monday morning text.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Roadies always want to know what's up with you? Send
them anytime. Eight four to four, nine, five, five, and
ninety five to fifty. Let's read these seven seven, three,
Good morning Rockers and go bears. Yes, bear down. It's
sweater weather and cuffing season. That's from Dave the head
Rody of six nine.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is it coping season yet? I think this week.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's too warm. Maybe when it gets a little colder,
it'll be Yeah, it's got to be in like the sixties.
And then we start thinking about that. To A nine,
regarding Tyreek Hill getting arrested, you get put in handcuffs,
because you get arrested.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
For reckless driving.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I got arrested for that about twenty years ago, and
they did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know. It seems weird. I got hit with
the reckless driving. No handcuffs, just a big ticket. See
yeah you're.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Awake two nine, Good morning crew, This is Dan from
Crown Point, Happy Victory Bunder. Spent the game at the
cemetery with a radio and a cooler of beer with
my dad.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's the Bears. That is so sweet.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Sit there with the radio and some beer, hang out
with dad to A nine. I had a great weekend.
Went to see the new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice movie and it
was fantastic. Then finish the day drinking and eating the
at the popcorn fest in Vellpow.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
They have a popcorn fest.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I was just gonna say, I've never even heard of
a popcorn Festgawa.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Two on nine.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Shout out to my seven year old daughter Lilah. She
hit She hit off the picture for the first time
at her softball game yesterday. Yah La La, we're talking
about the dumb way you injured yourself. Joe had the
head Rody of wrestling, said I was resetting the router forgot,
I pulled the TV out from the wall, stood up
and hit the back of my head on the bottom
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corner of the TV. Drew blood. Hit so hard I
thought I broke the TV. By the way, this happened
last week. Were you concussed? Chat from Juliet Happy Monday.
The most embarrassing injury I ever had happened to me
in the eighth grade at Junior High. Eighth grade class
was on the second floor of the school, so normally
I'd always slide down the railing of the stairs. This day,
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I slid down the railing ended up twisting my testicles together.
I didn't know that that until I got home from
school that day because my ballsack.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Blew up pretty big. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Had to show him my mom. She immediately took me
to the hospital. They had to cut my sack open
and untwist my test ses. Oh no, you win, And
why didn't you call me for that? Seven o eight,
I broke my right ankle sketching from the back of
or skeeching from the back of a car in the snow.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Mmm, that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I was building a garage, said seven to teen and
three installing the plywood for the roof. Instead of measuring
each piece and cutting them on the sawhorse, I decided
to bring it up on the roof, nailed down the
full sheets of plywood.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Things were going well till I realized too late that
instead of standing on a nail down piece, I was
standing on a waist piece. O. Luckily, there were several
trees and I managed to grab a couple branches after falling.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh my god, that's a good visual. Maga, honey, can
you help me?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, honey, yeah, Hey, dudes I'm working with Can you
help me? That's what's going on in the text. Thank
you for sending all the text. I'm gonna tell you
what what's up for your day next on Rock ninety
five to.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Five Motoria call it's a gem man, Pearl Jim.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'll rock ninety five to five and it's time to
play Don't Kill Andrew calling out to play eight four
four n ninety five fifty. If you keep me alive,
I'm gonna hook you up with Dane Cook. Don't Kill
Angie is to choose your adventure game to hopefully get
Angie safely to Friday, big or bath, but be careful.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
One wrong move will kill Angie. Do Killie? And it's
only on Rock ninety five five. Well, here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's a brand new week and it's time to play
everybody's favorite game.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Don't kill anje Will I live?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Will I die? That is up to our player today,
Brian from cal City, Hey, Brian, Hey, Hey.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
What you doing man?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm just chilling out waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Just waiting for me, I like wing men. Wait on me.
You're not working today? Like nothing going on?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
No, I'm just probably go after Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Cool, do your thing, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
So today you are playing for tickets to Dane Cook
at Chicago Theater.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Are you ready to play? Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Maris is not here today or for the next week
and a half, and so today, being our narrator, it
is the man of the new man on the block.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Give it up for like Mike Mike Myer.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yes, who the Bears got to win on the first
game of the season.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Hell, yes, as barely.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Angie doesn't want to jinx anything, but she's so excited
she thinks it's time to already have a little parade today.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Why not? It's a beautiful day, let's go. Where should
Angie have a parade today?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Down Michigan Avenue or Downstate Street?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
A little early, Brian, both right, I'm sorry to go on.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
I'm gonna go out on a limb, and.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They states a right interesting choice. All right, let's go.
You picked State Street.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's been a while since we've had a sports parade
in Chicago. And Angie gets everyone together for the float.
Come on the staff at Wiener Circle, Yeah, Walter E. Smith,
Tom Skilly, Yeah, Ferris Bueller's and this thing is underway.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, there's not a lot of people out here. Yes,
they're not trying to jinx the Bear's all right, we're
still partying. Come on.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
All of a sudden, here comes Bear's quarterback Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Hi Caleb.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
He snatches Angie off the float. He says, too soon,
throws Angie in the river. Kill Angie.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh damn, sorry, Brian. I probably, you know, probably shouldn't
celebrate too early.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well, look out, it's the screaming go Erry, lookout.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, screaming both fetter muchato?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I love it? You won?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You got the Dane Cook tickets at Chicago Theater. Yes,
it's a little too early to celebrate, but hey, we won.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
A win? Is a win? Am I right?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'll ticket, We'll take it. You got a pair of
tickets to see Dane Cook? What'd you say? Go Defense
go Special Teams. They killed it for us. You got
a pair of tickets to see Dan Cook at the
Chicago Theater Friday, September twenty seventh. Thank you so much
for playing Hang on the line in which of your tickets?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Brian, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Anybody else that wants tickets ticketmaster dot com brought to
you by a Live Nation. Thank you for the tickets
as well, and thank you for playing Don't kill Engel Damn.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The slaughter continues. Sorry, Angie, they promise to do better.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Rock It's Rock ninety five five good Imorna roaders. A
lot of times at the places you work, places of business,
they have, like you know, dress certain things you have
to wear you cannot wear.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I mean I know they have them in schools too.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
But this restaurant in North Carolina is serving up a
full menu of soul food favorites to go along with
a menu of dress code rules. That isn't sitting well
with some of the people. This place is called Kim's
cafe in Greensboro. It says people are not leaving anything
for the imagination much nowadays, and they're not playing around
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with their dress code. The rules are posted on the
restaurant's front door. You walk in, you see a list
of rules of things that you cannot wear. They are
you cannot wear shorts, no crop tops, no leggings, no
tea straps.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What's a tea strap?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Spaghetti strap or something like those thin spaghetti straps with
boobs hang out.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No tea straps like or shoes the shoes, I don't know.
No white T shirts, no short skirts, no skimpy clothes,
and no clue showing.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
This place sounds great, right, Like what am I supposed to?
What am I supposed to wear?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Critics to complained that the rules are a little backwards
and have likened the restaurant to The Handmaid's Tale. One
person on social media said, I'd literally have to buy
clothes just to go to your business. Oh, I'm sorry,
you can't be a slob today. And well it's not
the slop thing. It's not even slob like. I wear
half shirts all the time, I wear leggings, I wear
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white T shirts, Like, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Am I supposed to wear in this place?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
And by the way, you're in Greensboro, North Carolina, where
it's very.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Hot and I can't wear shorts.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Like, what are you talking about? I mean, it's their business,
it's their rules. They can make whatever rules they want.
I'm just so curious as to why it sounds like
Kim from Kim's Cafe a little jealous of the girls
coming in with like the crop tops and the leggings
and the little skirts.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So not a fan of that. Hey, ninety five minutes
commercial free Rock.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
We do it every single day, and we do it
next rock ninety five to five ninety five minutes commercial
free Rock. How's it going? It's the Angie Taylor Show.
Did you guys get your permit? Like right when you
could get your driving permit?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I waited a little bit longer you guys did. My
daughter today we were supposed to go to the DMV.
She she finished her permit training classes and all of that,
and she wants to go get it. And then I
sent her the practice test and she's like, this is
really hard. And then I went and took it myself
and I almost failed it.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
That was how I did my original one. They said
one more wrong answer and you were failed. I was like, wow,
I was one answer away from failing. And when I
initially took my permit test, I failed at the first time. No, No,
the permit the driving test I passed, gotcha, got it?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And I did great.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
But I tried to tell her, I like, that permit
test is hard because you've never driven before, and so
it's all these laws and everything like.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So she calls me last night.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
She's like, can we do this like on Wednesday or
later in the week because I think I need to
study some more. I totally get it, and I'm like,
don't worry about it if you fail it the first time.
It's it's a hard test. The driving test behind the
wheel test is easier.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I think.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I'm just saying, hands on, Yeah, that's what happened with her.
So thankfully I don't have to go to the DMV
on a Monday, because I was not looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Hey, we're still.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Doing ninety five minutes commercial free and request Wars is next.
Maris out of town on vacation, so I'm jumping back in.
I'm jumping back in to play Michael today. Mike is
the three time champion. My win if I win, does
not count. But I'll tell you the theme and we'll
get into it next, So get ready to vote rock
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in ninety five to five, it's.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Now time for Request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are you
sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we should
do that.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Prepare your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real and about it.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Second on the Angie Taylor Show, Request War. It's time
for war, and Maris is not here, so I'm jumping
back into the ring.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Hello, Hello here, I am the Queen is returned.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yes, I have return but it doesn't count because you know,
I'm just filling it right now. Okay, Maris is the
one time champion. He is not here, so I guess Michael,
that means you'll go first. We today our theme. You know,
because it was announced that Kendrick Lamar is going to
be doing the super Bowl halftime show. I do love
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Kendrick Lamar. Thought that was an interesting choice though, and
every time this happens, we're like, well, which bands do
you wish would play the halftime show for the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Michael, you are up first? What you got?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
It's a band that I think should have played already
many times. Maybe the Foo Fighters and Monkey w Rent.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yes, what's a band with tom is never made much.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Fire? A Monkey Wrench should a song for a football game?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You know who has a lot of great songs, and
I do agree they should have played the halftime show
by now. But if that is your pick, texta letter
M to A four four five ninety five fifty My
pick today. A band that I think should play the
halftime super Bowl show. I can just see all the
pyrole I can see it going off right now.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
ACDC Thunderstruck.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I mean, this is just a football song anyway, but
the whole ACDC catalog for others.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Would be great.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
If you would like ACDC Thunderstruck. Text a letter T
for Thunderstruck to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.
Two bands that we think should play the halftime show
Foo Fighters, Monkey Wrench, that's M to eight four four
ninety five fifty, ACDC Thunderstrug that's TEA to eight four four.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Ninety five to fifty. Get him in right now. At
least the.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Bears one a Fight, Go Bear, Bear Down, Baby Rock
ninety five to five ninety five minutes commercial free rock
happen in right now. Well, look at this step back
into Requests Wars and it's a dead tie right now
in the voting.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's wild, all right.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Today's theme for Request Wars because we found out who
is playing the halftime show at the super Bowl this year,
Kendrick Lamar. But there always becomes a conversation of who
should play, which band should play that hasn't played maybe before,
bands that you wish would play the halftime show for
the Super Bowl. I am the challenger today since I
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am new my song today, ACDC Thunderstrug.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
ACDC needs a play to super Bowl. Come on if
they die? My god, they're so big.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You said the pyro and everything which everything crediting ACDC Thunderstruck.
If that is your pick, text a letter T for
thunderstrook to eight four four ninety five five ninety five fifty.
Mike today has food Fighters Monkey Wrench What Yes, Foo
(36:20):
Fighters should be playing too. I've always thought the food
would be a great halftime show. Okay, if you want
food Fighters, text the letter M for Monkey Wrench m
to eight four four ninety five fifty. Waiting on your
boats because look it is look, you can't see it,
but I'm telling you this thing is tied.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It just tied. It is a dead tie.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
So get the votes in eight, four, four, nine, five,
ninety five fifty sixty Numa Rock ninety five to five.
It is ninety five minutes commercial free. It's time to
figure out, or find out. I should say who won?
Request worse today? The theme bands that you wish would
play the super Bowl, maybe they've never played before, and
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you're like, why isn't this man ever played before? Michael
had Food Fighters, Monkey Wrench, I had ac DC, Thunderstruck.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We have a winner, Today's winner, even though it doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's me ac DC. Congratulation, Thank you, Thunderstruck. Yes, ac
DC should play the super Bowl, come on. Would be
pretty amazing. It would be amazing. And so with the
food Fighters ac DC Metallica am a food Fighters. Oh
my god, no Metallica alone, that's true? How dot me
not think of that?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I know right? All right, it's fund off. It's rock
at ninety five five. Yes, good Monday morning, Baby is.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Beautiful day today eighty two and Sunnay gonna be gorgeous
all week hot, But Sonny and gorgeous, thanks for being
with us.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Speaking of Sonny and gorgeous, let's go to the head of.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
All the roadiescretary of the show, always Sonny and Gorgeous,
Chay the Guy.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Hello, good morning for you.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
My darling. Dingong's Angie.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
You're coming in a little low by the way, I'm
coming in low.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
Yeah, I can't hear you. I can hear you like
you're talking in the background, but I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You can hear me, Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Anyway, good morning, good morning. Listen with another summer weekend
wound down, Mike.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Was given another chance to experience a city before it.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Becomes a frozen tundra hell in a few months.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Yes, this weekends adventure involved in going to the taste
of Chicago, but also attempting to find a bathroom.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Now, looky for us, we have Angie, who is full
of useful life.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Heck, like, you know how to get in and out
of liquor barn in ten minutes the hinches to go
at ten thirty in the morning on a weekday.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yes, but then you see the lady that's like, here's
the wine, lady, give me money.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Angie offered a tip for the next time I need
to use the restroom in public, slip into a bar,
order a shot and down it as fast as possible,
then use the bathroom and then go back.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
You keep drinking to like throw your yard at two am.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Really you're supposed to just do the one shot because
it's like a cheap thing and they're like boom in
and out or you know, like you were in Grant Park.
There's lots of bushes, man, that's true, lots of bushes.
I don't know if you what you were doing, but
it was my wife.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
But that's okay. Oh yeah, probably not. That's not good then, yeah,
that wouldn't be good. Possible, I still do it. But
like for your wife, she's classy.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
What do you not wearing under her?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So, I mean, that's not the point. It's the squad
uh Anyway.
Speaker 9 (39:32):
Also, af you're exploring avocado hand injuries. Aie checked in
with the roadies. They hear abou all the wacky ways
they injure themselves. No, Angie, you rehashed the story about
the time when you fell on a boat doing the
cutid shuffle and shared your risk.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
But you had somehow left at.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
That time you fell off a bridge, almost fell off
a bridge riding your bike lash year, and all the
times that you've fallen down drunk, well.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
The drunk ones don't count because.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
You know well I mean, but still you did take
a full and I did.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Shatter my orbital bone on that horrific bike accident last year,
but I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes, there we go, Yes, answer Mike.
Speaker 9 (40:06):
We didn't hear a personal injury story from him, But
something tells me if we're gonna hear a story about
him jumping up a building after having you work with
just Angie for the.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Next probably fantastic.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Probably so I've been here four years, I get it.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yes, he knows, he knows. Where can we find your
notes every day?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Darling?
Speaker 9 (40:24):
If you could find my notes on Reckoning five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Tag see Sonny Bright and Sunny every Day. That's Jade
the Gay.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Can you miss anything from the show, Please check our
podcast every day take it with you wherever on the
free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Just search the Angie Taylor Show. It's rock five.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's time for the ten o'clock toast on the Angie
Taylor Show.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am joiner in a toast
up fellowship. I mean, chuck it because it's Monday. I
just gotta get through the damn day man. Today's Santa
Clad Toast goes out to New York hos pickup spot.
New York's hottest hot spot right now. It is a
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brick wall in Brooklyn. Here's why.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Every Saturday and Sunday, from noon until eight pm, a
brick wall located near these tennis courts is transformed into
New York City's hottest new pickup spot, a romantic little
spot where you try out your luck in public. So
what happens is you get your picture taken like a polaroid,
(41:34):
and people put you put your pictures on the wall
with like information about yourselves. There's a whole QR code
that goes with it, so nobody gets like all your.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Personal personal information.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
It's a real Facebook wall, yes, and then you go
through a look and if you see somebody, you go
to the organizers and you're like, I like this person.
And it's like the new way for people to date
because people are sick of using dating apps and it's
just like something else fun.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Which wall effort that's sure. Got to go down to
the wall. You got to talk to the people, You
got to get in touch.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, like it's yeah, but a lot of people don't like,
you know, trying to find people at bars or wherever else.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
So at least you go to the wall of single
and it's something you know, you would you do it?
I probably would?
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Well, no, no, no, why not? Because I could just
do this on the internet. Yeah, but that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
People are tired of doing stuff on the internet. It
just gives you something more fun to do. Different, it's different. Yes,
in the winter that might be a different thing. But
try to think of like where would be a fun
spot the Chicago spot where Russian stay in The viagraa triangle.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
On the side of the wall at Gibson's.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Like Chicago's newest hot spot is the viagraa triangle?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Put your picture up there.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It would just be all eighty year old guys posing
in front of their ferraris, you know, and like young girls.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
But hey, whatever it takes, find love or you can
find love, I'm all for it. Okay, thank you so
much for listening today. Walt is up next. He has
no need to find love. He's found love in a
hopeless place. That's on the mean streets of Chicago or
the mean streets of Tattooed wherever he found his.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Love, but he found it. Thank you so much for listening.
We love you, roadies.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
We will chat tomorrow. Have an amazing Monday. It's rock
ninety five to five.
Here the wind.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes, good Monday morning is Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
What's up, roadies.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Auntie Taylor's show is on. Good Morning, Michael, Hello, Good morning,
prison Tech, prison Ted running the board today. Maris is
not here. Maris is on a plane right now to Zenzabad.
He said, you got a text from him that said
I landed in Paris. Yes, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Landed in Paris at two o'clock in the morning. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Did not see that text until I woke up. But whatever,
He's on his way, so I hope he's gonna have
a great time. He is not here this week, but
we got it. We got a man today on the show.
We got Dane Cook at the Chicago Theater. We got
Till Linderman from Ramstuen at the Aragon. Take us to
go see some rock and roll man awesome. Yes, hope
(00:50):
you had an amazing weekend. I hope you loved all
the football that went down over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yes, it's gonna be eighty two and sunny today. This
whole week is gonna be sunny, and it's starting to
get warmer.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And warmer and warmer. Summer's back.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's like the last hurrah. I feel like you can
text us call us at any time. Eight four, four, nine, five,
ninety five fifty. Let's tell you what's up for your day.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Angie will now fill your brain with the right amount
of craft for your day. Here's what's up.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, the Bear's one bar bars, I mean, Caleb Williams
had a little Rocky, did you, little Rocky?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I was wondering how you were going to say that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Little Rocky a little rough start, but thank god he
got bailed out by the defense, Tyreek Stevenson returning an
interception for forty three yards for the go ahead touchdown
to get the Bears a twenty four to seventeen win
over the Titans. Yesterday, Williams finished with fourteen of twenty
nine for ninety three yards fifty five point seven passer rating.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean, first game, first big game.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
All the reasons I love sports was yesterday. There was
a point there where we were like this hurts a
little bit, like this is gonna sting. You're down seventeen
to nothing at home, and then all of a sudden, they.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Pulled it out out, They pulled it out and on
a personal note, I beat Maris in fantasy football wow
for the weekend because we don't have anybody playing tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So hah. Did the husband win any money? I don't.
I don't know. You don't know. He won't tell me.
He broke evn. There he goes, he broke evan. He
broke evan.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Speaking of football, they're wondering who won the drake Kendrick beef.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This might settle it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Kendrick Lamar been chosen to headline the super Bowl halftime show.
He says music is still the most impactful genre to date,
and I'll be there to remind the worldwide they got
the right one. Although it's the first time headlighting, it'll
be a second super Bowl halftime show. He was part
of the hip hop theme show in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Super Bowl fifty nine goes down February ninth in New Orleans. Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I love Kendrick Lamar, Love love Kendrick. I don't know
if all of America understands Kendrick Kamarada or is down.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
His music's a little bit, it's not very It's less
mainstream than like les mainstream right, and it's like his
songs change tone in the middle and go a different direction.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think that could confuse people. His songs are amazing,
Oh they are. I just don't think that middle of
America knows enough about contract you. But yeah, I love him.
But whatever did you go see Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice this weekend?
It made one hundred and ten million dollars in its
opening weekend. That's the second biggest September opening of all time,
behind the first chapter of it, which is the sky
(03:35):
Rid Clown.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't leg him. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, so's the third best opening of the year, behind
Deadpool and Wolverine and Inside Out too.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Do anybody see it? Because it looks good. I should have,
but it was too nice this weekend. I was outside.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm not sitting in a theater, and by the
time it gets crappy enough to sit in a theater,
it'll be streaming somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But it looks like it's good.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So if you saw it, text me eight four four,
nine ninety five to fifty let me know how it was.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's what's up for your day.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Thanks for rocking with us today on Rock ninety five
to five.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ninety five to five Happen Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Help your weekend kick dass My Auntie Taylor show how
you Feel It. It was a little chilly this week. It
felt that nip in the air, little fall coming. But
this week it's going to be hot this week, so
just enjoy it. All right, We're gonna tell you what
happened on this day, Our look back and all kinds
of history is next Rock ninety five to five. Yes,
night and Nails always sounds good. Happy Monday, Rock and
(04:31):
ninety five to five. Today's September nine. Did you know
that September ninth is the most common birthday in the
United States.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, The top.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ten are all between the ninth and the twentieth of September,
because if you count backwards forty weeks, you get the
holiday service banging it out, Wow, Christmas, New Year's all
that stuffs.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hence all the Virgo babies out here.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Let's tell you what happened on this day. Like I said,
today is September ninth, twenty twenty four. On this day,
September ninth, nineteen sixty six, Adam Sandler was born. He
is fifty eight today, the actor of all your favorite
dude movies.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I guess I was trying to find an Adam Sandler
line to say, but there's so many of them, so
many good ones.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Shoo exactly, That's what I was going to do, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
In nineteen seventy one prisoner seized control of the maximum
security Attica Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York, beginning a
siege that ended four days later in a disastrous raid
where the cops killed ten hostages and thirty nine inmates.
Four other people also died during the rioting.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
At a cu at. Is that why people say sometimes
like that? Yes, that is exactly what. Look at me
learning things on this day.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
In nineteen ninety five, the Sony PlayStation was released in
the US, and we never saw our husbands or boyfriends
again after that station.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Florida Man, Florida Man fed up with the potholes, plants,
banana tree in the middle of the road, I mean
gets attention and it's Delicious's the whole tree?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh, it's kind of distracting something else in there. I
won't hit the pothole though, put the rats in there.
That's what happened on this day. Thanks for rocking with
us today on Rock ninety.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Five to five.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Rock ninety five to five, What a football weekend? It
was congrats to the Bears on a wind that knew
they barely pulled out. Thank you for the d Thank
you for the D.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah boy coming in, big call. Kayleb Williams a little shaky,
but whatever, we won.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, But Tyreek Hill helped lead the Miami Dolphins to
a comeback win against the Jags yesterday, but hours before kickoff,
he was on the ground in handcuffs just to block
away from the stadium.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Crazy. Details are still a little.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Sketch, but what we do know is that Tyreek was
pulled over for allegedly speeding.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Things escalated. He was cited for reckless driving.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't understand why that leads to handcuffs on the ground.
In a postgame press conference, he said, I was disrespectful
because my mom didn't raise me that way. I didn't cuss,
I didn't do any of that. I'm still trying to
figure out myself. Some of his teammates stopped on their
way to the stadium to see what was going on.
People trying to escalate the situation. Cales Campbell ended up
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in handcuffs too.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Why didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, Miami Day Police are investigating one of the officers
involved has been placed on administrative duties. And then he
went in and scored an eighty yard touchdown in the
third quarter, put his hands behind his back like it
was being handcuffs. Ah, that's the way to do the
touchdown dance. But that's kind of crazy. I don't understand
how you get pulled over for speeding and then you
(07:39):
end up in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The body cam will tell the story eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, maybe, I mean hopefully, but that's what happened yesterday.
That happened yesterday. Tom Brady had his debut yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was okay. I thought it was okay. He sounded
a little nervous, but he'll I think he's going to
be good. He'll be good down the road.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I like about a player or ex player calling games
like that is they can talk more specifically about why
a quarterback is doing something or why.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Why the players are happening the way they're happening. I
find that more interesting. So I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He left one of the commentators hanging and there was
a lot of dead air, and the commentator's like, you're
gonna leave me hanging like that? So he but he
still knew it was his first big game. You know
how that goes. You're nervous.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You're nervous, tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And he's the goat, so I'm sure he'll be great
at it at some point. And plus he's getting paid
one hundred million dollars, so he better be great at it. Wow,
thank you so much for listening, Roadies. I want to
talk in a second about stupid injuries. Maybe your survived
avocado hans summer. We'll talk about that next Rock ninety
(08:47):
five to five. Yeah, blur on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
How you doing.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's the Angie Taylor Show. There's one good thing about
summer coming to a close. You're a lot less likely
to suffer avocado And what the hell is that? The
most popular months to slice your hand open while cutting
an avocado are April through July. Apparently the er gets
a ton of avocado hand over the summer. Interesting, so
(09:13):
apparently so common, doctors have started calling them avocado hand injuries.
You can stab yourself cutting any fruit or vegetable, I mean,
but avocados are especially treacherous because most people hold them
in their hand while slicing them, and removing the pit
can involve hacking it and then twisting the knife.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I do that on a cutting board though insane. Yeah,
if I learned that, I'll cut my hand if I
screw around my right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
The democratic demographic most likely to suffer avocado hand women
in their twenties and thirties. Obviously we're making all the
food you've learned. Yeah, I've learned my lasson. I've never
had it, but I just I don't know knives. But
I want to know about stupid injuries because I feel
like everybody gets an injury where you're embarrassed almost to
(09:59):
tell somebody how you injured yourself, and you almost have
to come up with the cooler story about how you
got injured. For instance, I one time at a company party,
we were on a boat. I broke my wrist on
the boat doing the cupid shuffle.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I was in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I was in the er like I was in so
much pain. I broke both bones in my wrist damn,
like hardcore. I have a metal plate in my wrist now,
Like it was bad. And the doctor's like, what happened.
I'm like, I fell and he's like where I'm like
on a boat. He's like, what were you doing? Like
I was dancing. He's like, what was a song? I'm like,
(10:38):
don't ask me the song. He's like, what was it?
I'm like, it was a cupid shuffle. Everybody laughed. All
the doctors and nurses had a good laugh over that one.
But what was the stupidest way you ever hurt yourself?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The dumb way?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You can admit it to us, We won't make fun
of you. I don't think anything's worse than the cupid shuffle?
Break your wrist eight four four nine ninety five, fifty
somebody will get tickets to see some rock and roll.
Tim Lindaman, frontman from oder Emstein Aragon, Happy Monday, Rock
and Rollers, Auntie Taylor Show Rock ninety five to five.
(11:14):
Hopefully you survived the entire summer without getting avocado hand
where you cut your hand. That's a big thing now,
Apparently I would feel very stupid walking around saying I
have avocado hand, I slice my hand off. But there
are a lot of injuries that you feel dumb about.
I want to hear about the dumbest way you got injured.
Let's talk to Terry from Oak Park, Hi. Terry four
(11:36):
foot hold on one second eight four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
If anybody wants to chime in, Terry, go ahead. Good morning. Ye.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
So this happened about a year ago. I was just
cooking in the kitchen and I dropped something on the floor,
and as I've been down to get it, I snacked
my forehead on the counter, which caused me to pretty
much fall backwards on my butt into something cold and liquidy.
And that's how I found out my dog had peede
in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh, you're lucky you didn't pass out in a big
pile of almost passed out and dog pee. Smack your
head fall backwards into dog pee. That sucks, Terry, Thank
you for the call that would see that would be
embarrassing to go to the doctor and be like, smack,
my head fell into dog pee. My bat, Sorry about
the smell. Yes, let's go to Matt from West Chicago.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Hi, Matt, Hey, guys, how's it going.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's going good? All right? What is the dumb embarrassing
way you got injured?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh my god, this is about as embarrassing as it gets.
It's high school in the eighties. Gym class. The main
floor has got volleyball going on, and the raptors. It's wrestling.
I didn't dress that day for class, so me and
another guy who didn't dress were just sitting around and
there was a railing and I was balancing myself on
the railing bringing my feet up, and he's like, dude,
(12:54):
you better bring that back down. You're gonna go over
the edge.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I went over back first. Oh and literally, and now
I'm falling seventeen feet down to.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
A hard volleybold volleyball floor. Oh, my equilibrium is normally
never good.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Well, I managed to turn myself around and collab the
last hole of the railing, but then when my wrist
hits the cement, it made my hands let go, fell
down to the ground, hit my left butt cheek on
those rounded garbage cans.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
That you had in high school.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Oh yeah, it was clad. It was one of those
stories where by the end of the day in high school,
somebody came up to me like, did you hear about
the guy that fell off the balcony?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Was on drugs?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Did you? I'm like, on drugs? Did you break anything?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm like no, did you break like?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
No it was me and I was I wasn't ety drugs.
I was actually looking to get high, So no, it
wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But did you break anything?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
No, Luckily the garbage can kind of gushened by ball.
Believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I wish there was video of that, because I bet
it looked amazing.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
No, it did.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I came about six instence from having an unused volleyball
poll going up my keyser, Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That would have been amazing that hang on, volleyball pull up.
But let's talk to Steve from Streamwood.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Hey, Hey, how's everybody going doing great? Okay? What is
the dumb way you injured yourself?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
So we were playing softball back in the early nineties
and we were on a shift and I was playing
over towards second base and literally a guy popped it up.
I ran over the first base to catch it, ran
over the base, my spikee broke and broke my foot
in half, lost the ball and sell into the fence
and chip the tooth.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh my god, you caught the ball, got the ball
that you broke your foot and chipped your tooth at
the same time at that same time, my god.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Breaking your foot no fun? Hang on, Steve, hang on,
Oh that sucks. Let's go to Andrew from Bellpow.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hey, Andrew, Hey, how's it going. It's going good? What
is it?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Way you injured yourself? Andrew?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I broke my wrist playing flag football.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
How so I decided to try and like get somebody
else's way.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
So that way, you know, the guy on my team
to head.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
At the ball, could you know, trying to throw a block?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, I went to throw a block and they thought
it'd be funny to try and block back.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And I ended up.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Going, you know, like ten feet in the air, and
as I was falling down, I braced with.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
My arm and that's well, that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's just natural instinct that when you're falling, you're going
to use your hand to break your fall and then
boom you break your wrists. Andrew, hang on, uh, do
we have somebody else here? I thought we had somebody
else here. Let's go back to Steve from Stream. What hey, Steve? Yes, Steve,
we're gonna give you the tickets today. Okay, awesome, Thank
(15:49):
you so much. You're so welcome. Rom Steinman Front Mantil
Linda min at the Aragon Ballroom, Sunday, September twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Have a great time, okay.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Beautiful, Thank you. You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hang on the line so we get all your info
anybody else that wants to go. Tickets are on sale
right now Live nation dot com. Thank you for the calls.
It's Rock ninety five to five. It's the fool Burber
on your gorgeous Monday eighty two.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And sunny today. It gonna be sunny all week. I
love it.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You know, sometimes you go through a breakup and the
other person can become a little psycho, you know, a
little stockery, which is not fun. This happened in the Netherlands,
but it's so ridiculous that I needed to tell you
about it. This thirty three year old guy was sentenced
to four months in jail for stalking after showing up
at his ex'es home. But he didn't just like walk
(16:38):
up to the front door. He shipped himself inside a
box to her address.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
But he emerged from the box, threatened her with a gun,
and then took off at the keys to the place.
He told the judge that having himself delivered in a
box was quote the only way to get in and
get my stuff back.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The woman put a camera in her home after the
whole box incident and caught him showing up at her
place three times. The guy claims he had permission for
the visits, but the judge didn't buy it. In addition
to jail time, he granted the woman a three year
restraining order. Do you put the holes in the box? Like,
how do you do that? How do you ship yourself?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Like a hamster?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, Like how do you ship yourself? You'd have to
have somebody helping, right, Well, do you put leg holes?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And you like know, because they would know there's a
person in there, like they they don't want to know
there's a person in there. You know, if you're gonna
ship yourself, you I guess you have to do it overnight.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
This sounds like something we could try.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Chris, No, no, no, no. Overnight shipping yourself in a box?
How stupid is that?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Like, I don't know if anybody's ever been stalked before
by an X.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like I've had axes, like show up at work. I
had one X. I Because you know, I'm very very open,
very transparent. I talk about break up. I've cried on
the air about breakups, but I was talking about how
I had broken up with this one guy it's over.
I was sad, I was crying, blah blah blah. He
calls my boss, the program director, and says, I need
(18:12):
equal time, so put me on the air to tell
my side of the story. I'm like, this is not
a political race. You don't get equal time.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Lay right. You can get your own damn.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Show if you want to, like talk about it. But
I just thought that that was one I have never
heard before. Ship to himself to his ex's house inside
of a box. Don't do this. I would hope it
was overnight. I would hope, yeah, like I would hope
it was overnight. I would hope there were holes in it.
But whatever, Actually I would hope there were not holes
(18:42):
because if you're that psycho, you get.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What you get. Don't do that. By the way, it's
Rock naety five to five. It's Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Happy Monday for roadies, Thanks for hanging out with us.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Auntie Taylor's show.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Maris is on his so far vacation for the next
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We got Prison Tad here producing the show Hat Prison
Tut Michael.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You over the weekend did some very Chicago centric things.
You went to the Taste of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yes, it was awesome. It was I had some of
the delicious cheesecake Eli's the cherry I didn't it was
a strawberry topping, but I that's what the lady got.
But then I got the Uh, it's like a sort
of like a popsicle. It's a cheesecake on a stick,
basically stipped in chocolate.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh yeah, it just sounds like a pudding pop. It
was so good, delicious, And we had eaten before.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
We were walking around and we got hungry, so we
ate before, which actually worked out because.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
The lines were so long. Yeah, I wanted to try it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Remember we talked about trying all these places and the
lines were like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So you only got to try Elis.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, we had just eaten, so we got the Elis
on the walk home and it was perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Right on ye, And then I saw you also were
looking for a place to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Well that's the thing that what you don't realize when
you move from the country to the city is not
a lot of places have public restrooms.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No do when they're like, nah, well you can't use that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I usually go to like Starbucks or something and end
up buying a water right, just so I'm doing something.
Or I'll go into a bar and have a shot
and then go to the bathroom, you know what I mean, Like,
just so it's like you're buying something.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Where did you end up going to the bathroom? We
ended up going to it's a the fire Firehouse restaurant. Oh,
the Firehouse. Did you eat there?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
We went there for dinner. It was really good, that firehouse.
Believe it or not. So I used to live directly
across the street. There's townhouses right there. I lived in
one of those townhouses. That firehouse lit on fire. I
want to say, I know, right, doesn't make sense. It
was a nasty fire and it took that place out
for like a year or two, I want to say,
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in the early like twenty tens, that that place let
on fire, which we were all.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Like, how's the firehouse on fire? Yeah, that's crazy, you
don't expect that. But the food is delicious. It was great.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It was great, And then it was just perfect because
we walked right back home through the taste and got
our cheesecake and was perfect.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then you were done. Very nice weekend for you,
all right, roadies. It's time for you to send in
your text. I want to know what you did over
the weekend. What's going on with you? Because I mean
you hear us flapping our gums all day, but we
also want to be in touch with you.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
What is going on with you? What's up? You got
any questions for the show, comments, thoughts?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Send them in right now eight four, four, ninety five
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We reach your texts every single day and we will
read them.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Next.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Let's take some calls from the request line. I'm calling
number one. Hey, thank you for the Monday morning text.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Roadies always want to know what's up with you? Send
them anytime. Eight four to four, nine, five, five, and
ninety five to fifty. Let's read these seven seven, three,
Good morning Rockers and go bears. Yes, bear down. It's
sweater weather and cuffing season. That's from Dave the head
Rody of six nine.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is it coping season yet? I think this week.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's too warm. Maybe when it gets a little colder,
it'll be Yeah, it's got to be in like the sixties.
And then we start thinking about that. To A nine,
regarding Tyreek Hill getting arrested, you get put in handcuffs,
because you get arrested.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
For reckless driving.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I got arrested for that about twenty years ago, and
they did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I don't know. It seems weird. I got hit with
the reckless driving. No handcuffs, just a big ticket. See
yeah you're.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Awake two nine, Good morning crew, This is Dan from
Crown Point, Happy Victory Bunder. Spent the game at the
cemetery with a radio and a cooler of beer with
my dad.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's the Bears. That is so sweet.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Sit there with the radio and some beer, hang out
with dad to A nine. I had a great weekend.
Went to see the new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice movie and it
was fantastic. Then finish the day drinking and eating the
at the popcorn fest in Vellpow.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
They have a popcorn fest.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I was just gonna say, I've never even heard of
a popcorn Festgawa.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Two on nine.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Shout out to my seven year old daughter Lilah. She
hit She hit off the picture for the first time
at her softball game yesterday. Yah La La, we're talking
about the dumb way you injured yourself. Joe had the
head Rody of wrestling, said I was resetting the router forgot,
I pulled the TV out from the wall, stood up
and hit the back of my head on the bottom
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corner of the TV. Drew blood. Hit so hard I
thought I broke the TV. By the way, this happened
last week. Were you concussed? Chat from Juliet Happy Monday.
The most embarrassing injury I ever had happened to me
in the eighth grade at Junior High. Eighth grade class
was on the second floor of the school, so normally
I'd always slide down the railing of the stairs. This day,
(23:45):
I slid down the railing ended up twisting my testicles together.
I didn't know that that until I got home from
school that day because my ballsack.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Blew up pretty big. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Had to show him my mom. She immediately took me
to the hospital. They had to cut my sack open
and untwist my test ses. Oh no, you win, And
why didn't you call me for that? Seven o eight,
I broke my right ankle sketching from the back of
or skeeching from the back of a car in the snow.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Mmm, that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I was building a garage, said seven to teen and
three installing the plywood for the roof. Instead of measuring
each piece and cutting them on the sawhorse, I decided
to bring it up on the roof, nailed down the
full sheets of plywood.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Things were going well till I realized too late that
instead of standing on a nail down piece, I was
standing on a waist piece. O. Luckily, there were several
trees and I managed to grab a couple branches after falling.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh my god, that's a good visual. Maga, honey, can
you help me?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, honey, yeah, Hey, dudes I'm working with Can you
help me? That's what's going on in the text. Thank
you for sending all the text. I'm gonna tell you
what what's up for your day next on Rock ninety
five to.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Five Motoria call it's a gem man, Pearl Jim.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'll rock ninety five to five and it's time to
play Don't Kill Andrew calling out to play eight four
four n ninety five fifty. If you keep me alive,
I'm gonna hook you up with Dane Cook. Don't Kill
Angie is to choose your adventure game to hopefully get
Angie safely to Friday, big or bath, but be careful.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
One wrong move will kill Angie. Do Killie? And it's
only on Rock ninety five five. Well, here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's a brand new week and it's time to play
everybody's favorite game.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Don't kill anje Will I live?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Will I die? That is up to our player today,
Brian from cal City, Hey, Brian, Hey, Hey.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
What you doing man?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm just chilling out waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Just waiting for me, I like wing men. Wait on me.
You're not working today? Like nothing going on?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
No, I'm just probably go after Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Cool, do your thing, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
So today you are playing for tickets to Dane Cook
at Chicago Theater.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Are you ready to play? Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Maris is not here today or for the next week
and a half, and so today, being our narrator, it
is the man of the new man on the block.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Give it up for like Mike Mike Myer.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yes, who the Bears got to win on the first
game of the season.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Hell, yes, as barely.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Angie doesn't want to jinx anything, but she's so excited
she thinks it's time to already have a little parade today.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Why not? It's a beautiful day, let's go. Where should
Angie have a parade today?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Down Michigan Avenue or Downstate Street?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
A little early, Brian, both right, I'm sorry to go on.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
I'm gonna go out on a limb, and.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They states a right interesting choice. All right, let's go.
You picked State Street.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's been a while since we've had a sports parade
in Chicago. And Angie gets everyone together for the float.
Come on the staff at Wiener Circle, Yeah, Walter E. Smith,
Tom Skilly, Yeah, Ferris Bueller's and this thing is underway.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, there's not a lot of people out here. Yes,
they're not trying to jinx the Bear's all right, we're
still partying. Come on.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
All of a sudden, here comes Bear's quarterback Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Hi Caleb.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
He snatches Angie off the float. He says, too soon,
throws Angie in the river. Kill Angie.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh damn, sorry, Brian. I probably, you know, probably shouldn't
celebrate too early.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well, look out, it's the screaming go Erry, lookout.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, screaming both fetter muchato?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I love it? You won?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You got the Dane Cook tickets at Chicago Theater. Yes,
it's a little too early to celebrate, but hey, we won.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
A win? Is a win? Am I right?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'll ticket, We'll take it. You got a pair of
tickets to see Dane Cook? What'd you say? Go Defense
go Special Teams. They killed it for us. You got
a pair of tickets to see Dan Cook at the
Chicago Theater Friday, September twenty seventh. Thank you so much
for playing Hang on the line in which of your tickets?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Brian, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Anybody else that wants tickets ticketmaster dot com brought to
you by a Live Nation. Thank you for the tickets
as well, and thank you for playing Don't kill Engel Damn.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The slaughter continues. Sorry, Angie, they promise to do better.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Rock It's Rock ninety five five good Imorna roaders. A
lot of times at the places you work, places of business,
they have, like you know, dress certain things you have
to wear you cannot wear.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I mean I know they have them in schools too.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
But this restaurant in North Carolina is serving up a
full menu of soul food favorites to go along with
a menu of dress code rules. That isn't sitting well
with some of the people. This place is called Kim's
cafe in Greensboro. It says people are not leaving anything
for the imagination much nowadays, and they're not playing around
(29:28):
with their dress code. The rules are posted on the
restaurant's front door. You walk in, you see a list
of rules of things that you cannot wear. They are
you cannot wear shorts, no crop tops, no leggings, no
tea straps.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What's a tea strap?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Spaghetti strap or something like those thin spaghetti straps with
boobs hang out.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No tea straps like or shoes the shoes, I don't know.
No white T shirts, no short skirts, no skimpy clothes,
and no clue showing.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
This place sounds great, right, Like what am I supposed to?
What am I supposed to wear?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Critics to complained that the rules are a little backwards
and have likened the restaurant to The Handmaid's Tale. One
person on social media said, I'd literally have to buy
clothes just to go to your business. Oh, I'm sorry,
you can't be a slob today. And well it's not
the slop thing. It's not even slob like. I wear
half shirts all the time, I wear leggings, I wear
(30:26):
white T shirts, Like, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Am I supposed to wear in this place?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
And by the way, you're in Greensboro, North Carolina, where
it's very.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Hot and I can't wear shorts.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Like, what are you talking about? I mean, it's their business,
it's their rules. They can make whatever rules they want.
I'm just so curious as to why it sounds like
Kim from Kim's Cafe a little jealous of the girls
coming in with like the crop tops and the leggings
and the little skirts.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So not a fan of that. Hey, ninety five minutes
commercial free Rock.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
We do it every single day, and we do it
next rock ninety five to five ninety five minutes commercial
free Rock. How's it going? It's the Angie Taylor Show.
Did you guys get your permit? Like right when you
could get your driving permit?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I waited a little bit longer you guys did. My
daughter today we were supposed to go to the DMV.
She she finished her permit training classes and all of that,
and she wants to go get it. And then I
sent her the practice test and she's like, this is
really hard. And then I went and took it myself
and I almost failed it.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
That was how I did my original one. They said
one more wrong answer and you were failed. I was like, wow,
I was one answer away from failing. And when I
initially took my permit test, I failed at the first time. No, No,
the permit the driving test I passed, gotcha, got it?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And I did great.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
But I tried to tell her, I like, that permit
test is hard because you've never driven before, and so
it's all these laws and everything like.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So she calls me last night.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
She's like, can we do this like on Wednesday or
later in the week because I think I need to
study some more. I totally get it, and I'm like,
don't worry about it if you fail it the first time.
It's it's a hard test. The driving test behind the
wheel test is easier.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I think.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I'm just saying, hands on, Yeah, that's what happened with her.
So thankfully I don't have to go to the DMV
on a Monday, because I was not looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Hey, we're still.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Doing ninety five minutes commercial free and request Wars is next.
Maris out of town on vacation, so I'm jumping back in.
I'm jumping back in to play Michael today. Mike is
the three time champion. My win if I win, does
not count. But I'll tell you the theme and we'll
get into it next, So get ready to vote rock
(32:44):
in ninety five to five, it's.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Now time for Request Wars. Arm your torpedoes. Are you
sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we should
do that.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Prepare your best smacked off because this is gonna get
real and about it.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Second on the Angie Taylor Show, Request War. It's time
for war, and Maris is not here, so I'm jumping
back into the ring.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Hello, Hello here, I am the Queen is returned.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yes, I have return but it doesn't count because you know,
I'm just filling it right now. Okay, Maris is the
one time champion. He is not here, so I guess Michael,
that means you'll go first. We today our theme. You know,
because it was announced that Kendrick Lamar is going to
be doing the super Bowl halftime show. I do love
(33:32):
Kendrick Lamar. Thought that was an interesting choice though, and
every time this happens, we're like, well, which bands do
you wish would play the halftime show for the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Michael, you are up first? What you got?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
It's a band that I think should have played already
many times. Maybe the Foo Fighters and Monkey w Rent.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yes, what's a band with tom is never made much.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Fire? A Monkey Wrench should a song for a football game?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You know who has a lot of great songs, and
I do agree they should have played the halftime show
by now. But if that is your pick, texta letter
M to A four four five ninety five fifty My
pick today. A band that I think should play the
halftime super Bowl show. I can just see all the
pyrole I can see it going off right now.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
ACDC Thunderstruck.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I mean, this is just a football song anyway, but
the whole ACDC catalog for others.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Would be great.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
If you would like ACDC Thunderstruck. Text a letter T
for Thunderstruck to eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.
Two bands that we think should play the halftime show
Foo Fighters, Monkey Wrench, that's M to eight four four
ninety five fifty, ACDC Thunderstrug that's TEA to eight four four.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Ninety five to fifty. Get him in right now. At
least the.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Bears one a Fight, Go Bear, Bear Down, Baby Rock
ninety five to five ninety five minutes commercial free rock
happen in right now. Well, look at this step back
into Requests Wars and it's a dead tie right now
in the voting.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's wild, all right.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Today's theme for Request Wars because we found out who
is playing the halftime show at the super Bowl this year,
Kendrick Lamar. But there always becomes a conversation of who
should play, which band should play that hasn't played maybe before,
bands that you wish would play the halftime show for
the Super Bowl. I am the challenger today since I
(35:46):
am new my song today, ACDC Thunderstrug.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
ACDC needs a play to super Bowl. Come on if
they die? My god, they're so big.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You said the pyro and everything which everything crediting ACDC Thunderstruck.
If that is your pick, text a letter T for
thunderstrook to eight four four ninety five five ninety five fifty.
Mike today has food Fighters Monkey Wrench What Yes, Foo
(36:20):
Fighters should be playing too. I've always thought the food
would be a great halftime show. Okay, if you want
food Fighters, text the letter M for Monkey Wrench m
to eight four four ninety five fifty. Waiting on your
boats because look it is look, you can't see it,
but I'm telling you this thing is tied.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It just tied. It is a dead tie.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
So get the votes in eight, four, four, nine, five,
ninety five fifty sixty Numa Rock ninety five to five.
It is ninety five minutes commercial free. It's time to
figure out, or find out. I should say who won?
Request worse today? The theme bands that you wish would
play the super Bowl, maybe they've never played before, and
(37:06):
you're like, why isn't this man ever played before? Michael
had Food Fighters, Monkey Wrench, I had ac DC, Thunderstruck.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We have a winner, Today's winner, even though it doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's me ac DC. Congratulation, Thank you, Thunderstruck. Yes, ac
DC should play the super Bowl, come on. Would be
pretty amazing. It would be amazing. And so with the
food Fighters ac DC Metallica am a food Fighters. Oh
my god, no Metallica alone, that's true? How dot me
not think of that?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I know right? All right, it's fund off. It's rock
at ninety five five. Yes, good Monday morning, Baby is.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Beautiful day today eighty two and Sunnay gonna be gorgeous
all week hot, But Sonny and gorgeous, thanks for being
with us.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Speaking of Sonny and gorgeous, let's go to the head of.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
All the roadiescretary of the show, always Sonny and Gorgeous,
Chay the Guy.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Hello, good morning for you.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
My darling. Dingong's Angie.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
You're coming in a little low by the way, I'm
coming in low.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
Yeah, I can't hear you. I can hear you like
you're talking in the background, but I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You can hear me, Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Anyway, good morning, good morning. Listen with another summer weekend
wound down, Mike.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Was given another chance to experience a city before it.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Becomes a frozen tundra hell in a few months.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Yes, this weekends adventure involved in going to the taste
of Chicago, but also attempting to find a bathroom.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Now, looky for us, we have Angie, who is full
of useful life.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Heck, like, you know how to get in and out
of liquor barn in ten minutes the hinches to go
at ten thirty in the morning on a weekday.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yes, but then you see the lady that's like, here's
the wine, lady, give me money.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Angie offered a tip for the next time I need
to use the restroom in public, slip into a bar,
order a shot and down it as fast as possible,
then use the bathroom and then go back.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
You keep drinking to like throw your yard at two am.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Really you're supposed to just do the one shot because
it's like a cheap thing and they're like boom in
and out or you know, like you were in Grant Park.
There's lots of bushes, man, that's true, lots of bushes.
I don't know if you what you were doing, but
it was my wife.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
But that's okay. Oh yeah, probably not. That's not good then, yeah,
that wouldn't be good. Possible, I still do it. But
like for your wife, she's classy.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
What do you not wearing under her?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So, I mean, that's not the point. It's the squad
uh Anyway.
Speaker 9 (39:32):
Also, af you're exploring avocado hand injuries. Aie checked in
with the roadies. They hear abou all the wacky ways
they injure themselves. No, Angie, you rehashed the story about
the time when you fell on a boat doing the
cutid shuffle and shared your risk.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
But you had somehow left at.
Speaker 9 (39:45):
That time you fell off a bridge, almost fell off
a bridge riding your bike lash year, and all the
times that you've fallen down drunk, well.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
The drunk ones don't count because.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
You know well I mean, but still you did take
a full and I did.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Shatter my orbital bone on that horrific bike accident last year,
but I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes, there we go, Yes, answer Mike.
Speaker 9 (40:06):
We didn't hear a personal injury story from him, But
something tells me if we're gonna hear a story about
him jumping up a building after having you work with
just Angie for the.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Next probably fantastic.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Probably so I've been here four years, I get it.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yes, he knows, he knows. Where can we find your
notes every day?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Darling?
Speaker 9 (40:24):
If you could find my notes on Reckoning five five
chi dot com and click on the Angie Taylor.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Tag see Sonny Bright and Sunny every Day. That's Jade
the Gay.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Can you miss anything from the show, Please check our
podcast every day take it with you wherever on the
free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Just search the Angie Taylor Show. It's rock five.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's time for the ten o'clock toast on the Angie
Taylor Show.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, Angie's drinking at ten am joiner in a toast
up fellowship. I mean, chuck it because it's Monday. I
just gotta get through the damn day man. Today's Santa
Clad Toast goes out to New York hos pickup spot.
New York's hottest hot spot right now. It is a
(41:11):
brick wall in Brooklyn. Here's why.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Every Saturday and Sunday, from noon until eight pm, a
brick wall located near these tennis courts is transformed into
New York City's hottest new pickup spot, a romantic little
spot where you try out your luck in public. So
what happens is you get your picture taken like a polaroid,
(41:34):
and people put you put your pictures on the wall
with like information about yourselves. There's a whole QR code
that goes with it, so nobody gets like all your.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Personal personal information.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
It's a real Facebook wall, yes, and then you go
through a look and if you see somebody, you go
to the organizers and you're like, I like this person.
And it's like the new way for people to date
because people are sick of using dating apps and it's
just like something else fun.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Which wall effort that's sure. Got to go down to
the wall. You got to talk to the people, You
got to get in touch.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, like it's yeah, but a lot of people don't like,
you know, trying to find people at bars or wherever else.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
So at least you go to the wall of single
and it's something you know, you would you do it?
I probably would?
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Well, no, no, no, why not? Because I could just
do this on the internet. Yeah, but that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
People are tired of doing stuff on the internet. It
just gives you something more fun to do. Different, it's different. Yes,
in the winter that might be a different thing. But
try to think of like where would be a fun
spot the Chicago spot where Russian stay in The viagraa triangle.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
On the side of the wall at Gibson's.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Like Chicago's newest hot spot is the viagraa triangle?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Put your picture up there.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It would just be all eighty year old guys posing
in front of their ferraris, you know, and like young girls.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
But hey, whatever it takes, find love or you can
find love, I'm all for it. Okay, thank you so
much for listening today. Walt is up next. He has
no need to find love. He's found love in a
hopeless place. That's on the mean streets of Chicago or
the mean streets of Tattooed wherever he found his.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Love, but he found it. Thank you so much for listening.
We love you, roadies.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
We will chat tomorrow. Have an amazing Monday. It's rock
ninety five to five.
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