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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the size of it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Thank you, Cynthia, appreciate it. The whole article is out yesterday,
Men's Health. I'm going to read you the first sentence.
Marcus has humongous balls.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
That means he's gutsy. Yeah, yeah, he'll go for it.
He goes with the gut We're going for two.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh. The fifty seven year old has been obsessed with
the within enlarging his balls for decades a passion.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He thinks you grew out of the comic books he'd
read as a child. He says they're larger than a mango.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He grew them by injecting a surgical lubricant called Sergei lube.
He is ball maxing, which is the pursuit of bigger
balls by fluid infusions.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right, what comic books was he read?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Who?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What superheroes are bigger than nuts? Yeah? Understanding.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You said it was from watching ballet or figure skating
or something like that, but not comic books.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is strange. I do remember when Julub got knighted, though
that was a big day. Maybe the what was the
gay duo called Gary Gay Duo. Maybe those guys.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So there is a sepredded on Reddit called saline Inflation,
and it's remembers share photos of their exorbitantly and large scrotums.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh we can see him, dude, send me a link. Kevin,
just come over here. I don't think you got pulled.
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't think there's a lot of interest there from
the opposite sex, Selene, you.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Know, I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I just don't think there's I don't think it's a
big ticket item. I don't think that the opposite sex.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, right now now I'm interesting. I like a good
live I think that's incredible. I do think you need
to see this when you're not at work, and it
can't be I mean, who are they doing this for?
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't think that women are like you know what,
he had the best looking giant ones ever, right, and the.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Case of what I just saw, Ben, there's a weird
thing where it makes your dog look tiny because the
balls are so big. It is really my god, I
mean that doesn't seem to I have no idea how big,
you know, because there's no other context there. But I'm like,
if that's what I think it is. I don't know
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that I would be posting that out there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
The other thing is it's a highly sensitive area, right,
If they're going to be that big, you could bump
them into a coffee table or something.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You know, like you're in danger all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Dude, this is nuts and it's a It is literally
the job Kevin that dude. Some of these guys are
taking this and okay, so why it's enlargened their gonads,
it's making their we we go back inside.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh yeah, that thing is bad. Yeah, that looks like
it's highly embarrassing micro dong. I wonder if guys micro
dong are doing this to hide the micro dong. Oh
mine lower two. Ben's point. Yeah, I don't see why
anyone to do that. There's no girls aren't going around going,
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oh my god, girl, you gotta know how great those look.
It depends if they're a CDC fans.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Here's what some some users are saying on men's health
in this article. A twenty nine year old IT worker
who is into scrotum pumping. So I know it's freaky
and abnormal looking. That's exactly what I like about it.
Five year old electrician says that having a big bulging
scrotum makes me a especially horny when I move around
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in public knowing that someone can see that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh yeah, thank you for pulling that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It kind of gets back to why Christina always had
those rock band posters on her wall.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah right, No, no, I never noticed that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You guys are the ones that pointed out and you
ruined it for me and one of my favorite Zeppelin
posters of all time, because you guys, you guys are
the one obsessed with polges.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Not me. That's Ben. Now, I'm obsessed with Robert plants
swimsuit that I showed you the other day. See now, yeah,
now it's all I noticed he's got a baby arm
in there. Just go back to spinal tap.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
They tried, I mean they' It was a known thing
for rock bands to wrap a cucumber and foil put
it in their pants, especially bass play right or socks. Yeah,
you know, pop stuff in there. I think it's skin.
And I didn't create that, No, we just we just
perfected it. And I wasn't even aware of it till
Christina was proudly showing us the posters.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
She said, and we're like, you had that on your wall. No,
not anymore. Oh no, posters.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Posters are her favorite bands.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But she did a study today about how much she
loves coming here, and she barely cries in the bathroom anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, we saved her from a job in which she cries.
She just cries less now.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, Kevin, we just aren't aware of it because we're
rarely in the women's restaurant.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah. I only go after hours in there. By the way,
I paniccked last night and drove back up here because
I left my backpack on my computer up here. Oh really,
if you if you left your backpacking computer up here
and you realized it, would you just leave it here?
Were worried it was going to freeze and break. It
was like, honey, I can't leave that thing in that
meat locker up there. Seriously. So what happens to the
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giant saline balls when they go swimming?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't know. So loo to the top. You're asking
if it's a fire hose situation. Yeah, I don't. Yeah,
I guess what I mean, I don't know. I don't
know that. We'd have to get a doctor. Do you
have a ball doctor?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
There's a few doctors in this article, I could reach
out to listen.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
We'd like to have you on the show. Here's why
get them on, dude? Get what are their names?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And do they say this is a good idea or
a bad idea? Is that why the doctors are in there?
They don't encourage it. Yeah, So let me get this straight.
You want to make something sensitive that if it gets
touched it's going to hurt your stomach bigger. And then
you want to shrink your dog. I guess I'll write
a prescription for that. I don't know what to do here.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So this one guy talked about how he liked the feeling.
It made him feel like a bull.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
These are like furries.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Seriously, there's people who are into body you know, dysmorphia
and things like that, yeah, you know, or my body
modifying their bodies in some way which those guys might
pierce their nipples or things like that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You know. Okay, I think guy's gotta have a Prince Albert.
He likes modified his body. I think I might get
the comic book thing. Now, this might be like a
X Men mutation thing some forms of anime maybe, Like
you know, isn't that the whole deal with the X Men.
They're old mutants, yeah, but I don't think they were
going for something sexual. No, I know, I know, but
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like if you're if you're mutated in some way and
there's something that's I don't know, extra human about you,
maybe that's what the guy's talking about. Because I was
with Ben, I was like, I don't remember. There's a
bunch of junk jokes and Cracked and Mad Magazine was
that guy talking about. I don't know get that you are.
You're way too young for Cracked in Mad Magazine?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Right, I mean, I know about it, but I would
never have it or know what they were bad as
them really going on.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
When me and Ben were like nine and ten years old,
you could buy Mad and Craft and was great.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What did Van Wilder there was the bulldog that had
the enormous testes. Then they put them on put them
on filling and donuts and deliver them to some guys.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I hate when David Lee Roth left Man a totally
different movie with Sammy Hagar as the lead actor. Put
me in good Yeah, it's probably good enough.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I think we've show maxed today.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm happy you showed me that picture. Kevin.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh, and you know where to get it now on
the Reddit threat if you want to see.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
More, Hey, send me a link to that God that
was disturbing. Yeah, that was not great, and encrypt that
and send it to Christina. That's gonna do it for today. Ben,
did you enjoy your Friday version of the show. Yeah,
this was great.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Now I'm going to the thriving metropolis, the tourist destination
of Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wet Leach, you get to get up at five am
to do it. That's gonna do it for us. I'll
never forget the time KT wanted the ball Max. He
looked at his doctor dead in the eye, and he said,
sorry for sucking Lafe out of the room. The dog said, Hey,
I'm used to it, buddy. Christina. What's on deck. I'm
gonna play music till ten o'clock, hang out with little
baby corn Bread all night long, right here on the eagle.
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Here you going. You'll to get my sack back, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
God bless guys.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Good luck in Frisco, Los you enough.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I love the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh